1 00:00:01,656 --> 00:00:12,381 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:26,859 --> 00:00:28,459 ♪ Give me some rope ♪ 3 00:00:28,493 --> 00:00:30,195 ♪ tie me to dream ♪ 4 00:00:30,229 --> 00:00:31,629 ♪ give me the hope ♪ 5 00:00:31,663 --> 00:00:33,331 ♪ to run out of steam ♪ 6 00:00:33,365 --> 00:00:36,835 ♪ somebody said it can be here ♪ 7 00:00:36,869 --> 00:00:38,469 ♪ we could be roped up ♪ 8 00:00:38,503 --> 00:00:40,771 ♪ tied up, dead in a year ♪ 9 00:00:40,806 --> 00:00:45,609 ♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪ 10 00:00:45,644 --> 00:00:49,314 ♪ one by one, they all just fade away ♪ 11 00:00:52,885 --> 00:00:56,487 Okay, this awkward silence has been going on for days. 12 00:00:56,521 --> 00:00:58,522 Granted, Jeffrey looks amazing when he broods, 13 00:00:58,557 --> 00:01:00,424 but this has got to stop. 14 00:01:00,459 --> 00:01:02,861 Now, I don't know what happened, 15 00:01:02,895 --> 00:01:06,331 but we have to get to the bottom of this. 16 00:01:06,365 --> 00:01:07,598 It's too embarrassing. 17 00:01:07,666 --> 00:01:09,100 I understand. 18 00:01:09,134 --> 00:01:10,668 You don't wanna talk about it, 19 00:01:10,702 --> 00:01:12,670 and you won't have to. 20 00:01:12,704 --> 00:01:16,274 They will talk for you. 21 00:01:16,308 --> 00:01:18,642 Why did you make, have, and bring these? 22 00:01:18,677 --> 00:01:19,744 - Mm. - Don't answer. 23 00:01:19,778 --> 00:01:21,346 - It's puppet therapy. - Mm-hmm. 24 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:23,348 The psychology world has recently embraced it 25 00:01:23,382 --> 00:01:25,016 after seeing it on Law & Order. 26 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:27,051 You'll notice that each puppet is made in your likeness. 27 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:28,353 They were a rush job. 28 00:01:28,387 --> 00:01:31,189 It's not like I had them on hand for personal use. 29 00:01:31,223 --> 00:01:32,757 Excuse me. 30 00:01:32,791 --> 00:01:36,494 Let me just grab this thing that's definitely not a whip. 31 00:01:36,528 --> 00:01:38,363 In addition to being adorable, 32 00:01:38,397 --> 00:01:40,365 I know firsthand that puppet therapy 33 00:01:40,399 --> 00:01:41,799 can and does work. 34 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:43,401 Uh, Dean, puppet Kevin here thinks 35 00:01:43,435 --> 00:01:44,969 I should have a candy bar right now. 36 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:47,438 No, you know how it winds you up. 37 00:01:47,472 --> 00:01:48,806 Fine. We'll split it. 38 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,808 All right. Got money, bro? 39 00:01:50,842 --> 00:01:52,643 He's not what he seems! 40 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:54,645 Wait. Where's Pierce? 41 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:57,415 I know he's not with us, but is he still with us? 42 00:01:57,449 --> 00:01:58,849 I'm sure he's fine. 43 00:01:58,884 --> 00:01:59,984 Although, no one's seen him 44 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:02,086 since he lost his mind in the woods. 45 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,821 You all were in the woods? Oh. 46 00:02:03,855 --> 00:02:05,456 Oh, so the puppets are working. Okay. 47 00:02:05,490 --> 00:02:06,690 Uh... 48 00:02:06,725 --> 00:02:08,459 How did it start? What happened? 49 00:02:08,493 --> 00:02:09,460 We're not playing with puppets. 50 00:02:09,494 --> 00:02:10,694 Oh, Jeffrey. 51 00:02:10,762 --> 00:02:12,964 Dean, what happened is between us and Jesus, 52 00:02:12,998 --> 00:02:14,299 and Jesus don't snitch. 53 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:15,934 Yeah, and I don't need a puppet to express myself. 54 00:02:15,968 --> 00:02:17,302 I already say whatever I want. 55 00:02:17,336 --> 00:02:19,770 But I am a fan of the medium, so... 56 00:02:19,805 --> 00:02:20,905 my father is withholding. 57 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,440 - Ow. - Hm. 58 00:02:22,474 --> 00:02:23,507 That's interesting. 59 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:25,176 Guys, are we just gonna avoid 60 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:26,610 making eye contact forever? 61 00:02:26,645 --> 00:02:27,578 Who are we, Jeff during sex? 62 00:02:27,612 --> 00:02:28,779 Huh? 63 00:02:28,814 --> 00:02:30,915 Let's just give it a shot and move on. 64 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:31,950 Fine. 65 00:02:31,984 --> 00:02:33,451 If we're gonna play this game, 66 00:02:33,485 --> 00:02:35,420 then, unlike sex with Britta, 67 00:02:35,454 --> 00:02:36,520 we're gonna do it quickly 68 00:02:36,555 --> 00:02:38,156 and with a small shred of dignity. 69 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:39,857 - Eh. - Yeah. 70 00:02:39,891 --> 00:02:42,327 Jeffrey, dignity is my middle name, 71 00:02:42,361 --> 00:02:44,728 and my first name is 72 00:02:44,763 --> 00:02:48,266 Dean-nocchio! 73 00:02:55,707 --> 00:02:58,009 - Whoo. - It all started on Friday. 74 00:02:58,043 --> 00:03:00,011 Britta was talking about a few of her latest causes. 75 00:03:00,045 --> 00:03:01,946 This one's for the Greendale animal shelter, 76 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,481 this one's for global warming, 77 00:03:03,515 --> 00:03:04,815 this one's for global cooling, 78 00:03:04,850 --> 00:03:06,951 and this one's for the amount of rubber wasted 79 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:08,619 while making stupid bracelets. 80 00:03:08,653 --> 00:03:09,988 That's called rubber flubbing, 81 00:03:10,022 --> 00:03:11,522 and it's a real problem. 82 00:03:11,556 --> 00:03:12,957 Open your eyes, people! 83 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:14,725 Britta said, "Open your eyes, people." 84 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:15,994 - Square. - Nice. 85 00:03:16,028 --> 00:03:17,128 - What are you two doing? - Oh. 86 00:03:17,162 --> 00:03:18,429 We're playing "Study Group Bingo." 87 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:19,597 Study group bingo? 88 00:03:19,631 --> 00:03:20,965 We've been best friends for four years, 89 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,134 so we've fallen into a comfortable, repetitive pattern 90 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:25,536 like humorous misunderstandings on Three's Company 91 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:27,372 or girls gossiping on Gossip Girl. 92 00:03:27,406 --> 00:03:29,207 So to liven things up, Troy and I made this bingo chart 93 00:03:29,241 --> 00:03:30,541 of the predictable things we say. 94 00:03:30,575 --> 00:03:32,176 This game is gay. 95 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:34,145 - Square. - You're mocking us? 96 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:35,779 That's not a very Christian thing to do. 97 00:03:35,814 --> 00:03:36,780 - Square. - Oh. 98 00:03:36,815 --> 00:03:38,015 Can we go back to studying now? 99 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:40,351 - Square. - I don't like this game. 100 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:41,619 - Me neither. - I think it's mean. 101 00:03:41,653 --> 00:03:42,820 - There's no point. - Yeah, it's insulting. 102 00:03:42,854 --> 00:03:44,855 - Okay, stop. - Square. 103 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:46,690 Abed's right. 104 00:03:46,725 --> 00:03:49,127 We've had the same conversation a million times. 105 00:03:49,161 --> 00:03:50,895 I guess we're kind of stuck in a-- 106 00:03:50,929 --> 00:03:52,263 - Rut? - Yes. 107 00:03:52,297 --> 00:03:53,597 But to be fair, there's not many things 108 00:03:53,632 --> 00:03:54,598 you could be stuck in. 109 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:55,900 - Elevators. - Bad marriages. 110 00:03:55,934 --> 00:03:57,001 A peat bog. 111 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:58,102 On a flight in the middle seat. 112 00:03:58,137 --> 00:03:59,170 - Time loops. - The bottom of a well. 113 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:00,438 - Your own emotions. - Quicksand. 114 00:04:02,074 --> 00:04:03,908 - Okay, stop! - Square. 115 00:04:03,942 --> 00:04:05,876 How did we get so predictable? 116 00:04:05,911 --> 00:04:09,414 And here is our state-of-the-art 1989 library 117 00:04:09,448 --> 00:04:10,614 where--oh, look! 118 00:04:10,649 --> 00:04:12,450 It is my favorite study group. 119 00:04:12,484 --> 00:04:14,718 They all really typify the diversity 120 00:04:14,753 --> 00:04:16,454 we have here at Greendale. 121 00:04:16,488 --> 00:04:18,722 Uh, ruggedly handsome leading man... 122 00:04:18,757 --> 00:04:21,059 a mom, an activist, 123 00:04:21,093 --> 00:04:23,528 a perfect student, a lifelong learner, 124 00:04:23,562 --> 00:04:24,929 a sidekick, and Abed. 125 00:04:24,963 --> 00:04:25,963 Enough foreplay. 126 00:04:25,997 --> 00:04:27,231 It's time to move this tour along 127 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:30,168 to meet my good friend Magnitude! 128 00:04:30,202 --> 00:04:32,336 Yeah, prepare to be pop-popped! 129 00:04:32,371 --> 00:04:33,737 Aw, he's a national treasure. 130 00:04:33,772 --> 00:04:35,873 Look, the problem isn't us. 131 00:04:35,907 --> 00:04:37,175 We're awesome. 132 00:04:37,209 --> 00:04:39,077 The problem is Greendale. 133 00:04:39,111 --> 00:04:40,978 It's pulling our strings, and we need a break. 134 00:04:41,012 --> 00:04:43,147 Yeah, our Ferris Bueller needs a day off. 135 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,116 Hey, whose dad has a vintage Ferrari? 136 00:04:45,150 --> 00:04:47,851 Abed, a pop culture reference is more of the same. 137 00:04:47,886 --> 00:04:49,587 We need to go big. 138 00:04:49,621 --> 00:04:50,988 We need an adventure! 139 00:04:51,022 --> 00:04:53,791 That's a good idea, Annie, but there's one problem. 140 00:04:53,825 --> 00:04:54,959 Where would we go? 141 00:04:58,530 --> 00:05:00,798 ♪ Where, where would we go? ♪ 142 00:05:00,832 --> 00:05:04,302 ♪ we can go anywhere that you know ♪ 143 00:05:04,336 --> 00:05:06,170 ♪ Could we travel through time? ♪ 144 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:08,038 ♪ or maybe see France? ♪ 145 00:05:08,073 --> 00:05:11,476 ♪ or anywhere else naked ladies will dance? ♪ 146 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:13,478 ♪ Could we fly in a booth ♪ 147 00:05:13,512 --> 00:05:18,382 ♪ Could we go to church camp? ♪ 148 00:05:18,417 --> 00:05:20,551 ♪ I'd rather stay at Greendale ♪ 149 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:22,453 ♪ Could we ride ♪ 150 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:26,790 ♪ a hot air balloon? ♪ 151 00:05:26,825 --> 00:05:29,360 - ♪ Yes ♪ - ♪ Now, that's an adventure ♪ 152 00:05:29,394 --> 00:05:30,961 ♪ Well, we should go soon ♪ 153 00:05:30,996 --> 00:05:33,797 ♪ We can go anywhere in a balloon ♪ 154 00:05:33,832 --> 00:05:36,434 - ♪ Yes ♪ - ♪ That's an adventure ♪ 155 00:05:36,468 --> 00:05:37,901 ♪ We can go high ♪ 156 00:05:37,936 --> 00:05:40,904 ♪ We can see anything up in the sky ♪ 157 00:05:40,939 --> 00:05:43,474 ♪ Yes ♪ ♪ Now that's an adventure ♪ 158 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,209 ♪ Pierce, bring your dentures ♪ 159 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:48,746 ♪ We're so thrilled because soon ♪ 160 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:52,483 ♪ we'll be in a hot air balloon ♪ 161 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:55,953 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 162 00:05:55,987 --> 00:05:58,055 ♪ ah, ah, ah ♪ 163 00:05:58,089 --> 00:06:01,125 Hey, guys. ♪ I'm the balloon guide ♪ 164 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:04,562 ♪ Before we take off, I'm gonna check the balloon ties ♪ 165 00:06:04,596 --> 00:06:08,032 ♪ look at the burner, check out the basket ♪ 166 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:11,269 ♪ if you have a question, feel free to ask it ♪ 167 00:06:11,303 --> 00:06:13,638 ♪ could we go to space? ♪ 168 00:06:13,672 --> 00:06:18,309 ♪ could we fly to heaven? ♪ 169 00:06:18,343 --> 00:06:20,278 ♪ I'd rather fly to Vegas ♪ 170 00:06:20,312 --> 00:06:22,446 ♪ it's getting time ♪ 171 00:06:22,481 --> 00:06:26,784 ♪ to ride the balloon ♪ 172 00:06:26,818 --> 00:06:29,153 ♪ Yes, now this is adventure ♪ 173 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:31,088 ♪ about to go soon ♪ 174 00:06:31,122 --> 00:06:34,024 ♪ we're gonna go anywhere in the balloon ♪ 175 00:06:34,059 --> 00:06:36,394 ♪ Yes ♪ ♪ this is adventure ♪ 176 00:06:36,428 --> 00:06:38,262 ♪ We're starting to fly ♪ 177 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:41,666 ♪ We can see everything here in the sky ♪ 178 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:43,568 ♪ this is adventure ♪ 179 00:06:43,602 --> 00:06:47,505 ♪ there's beautiful weather now outside ♪ 180 00:06:47,539 --> 00:06:48,806 ♪ and we're fine ♪ 181 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:53,311 ♪ as long as we have a balloon guide ♪ 182 00:06:53,345 --> 00:06:54,412 - Uh... - Oh, no! 183 00:06:56,181 --> 00:06:57,381 Oh, boy. 184 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:00,851 From now on, no more singing in the balloon. 185 00:07:00,885 --> 00:07:03,120 - Did I miss it? - Miss what? 186 00:07:03,154 --> 00:07:04,855 Who said anything about a runaway balloon? 187 00:07:04,889 --> 00:07:07,592 Okay, let me process this. 188 00:07:09,794 --> 00:07:11,429 No! 189 00:07:11,463 --> 00:07:12,863 - Oh, God. - Whoa, whoa. 190 00:07:12,897 --> 00:07:14,998 - We're really high. - I'm really scared of heights. 191 00:07:15,033 --> 00:07:17,301 Guys, what are we gonna do? 192 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,237 I had a dream it would end this way. 193 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:21,539 Oh, Jeffrey, you're on a runaway balloon? 194 00:07:21,573 --> 00:07:23,941 You could have died. You could have died. 195 00:07:23,975 --> 00:07:25,309 How could you almost let him die? 196 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,845 We all almost died, but we all didn't. 197 00:07:27,879 --> 00:07:29,480 You know, plus, a near death experience 198 00:07:29,481 --> 00:07:31,249 would've only brought us closer together. 199 00:07:31,283 --> 00:07:33,117 Good point. 200 00:07:33,151 --> 00:07:34,911 Although it did get pretty hairy after that 201 00:07:34,919 --> 00:07:36,854 especially once Pierce started helping. 202 00:07:36,888 --> 00:07:39,557 Okay, everyone push down with me at the same time. 203 00:07:39,591 --> 00:07:42,326 One, two, three! 204 00:07:43,895 --> 00:07:46,196 Come on, people. I can't do this alone. 205 00:07:46,231 --> 00:07:48,232 You can't do it at all. 206 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:50,167 Oh, look. A downstream. 207 00:07:50,201 --> 00:07:52,102 Pierce! No! 208 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:54,672 Whoa! 209 00:07:54,706 --> 00:07:56,039 If we fly to heaven, 210 00:07:56,074 --> 00:07:58,609 please don't tell my grandpa about me and Britta. 211 00:08:03,848 --> 00:08:05,982 This is not good. 212 00:08:06,731 --> 00:08:08,866 There are so many clouds. It's so dark! 213 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:11,201 I can't even see the Landing Strip 214 00:08:11,235 --> 00:08:12,703 or any of the other nudie bars. 215 00:08:12,737 --> 00:08:14,572 Oh, heaven, help us. 216 00:08:14,606 --> 00:08:16,574 We must be a mile above the ground. 217 00:08:16,608 --> 00:08:18,508 That's international airspace. 218 00:08:18,543 --> 00:08:20,444 We're literally above the law. 219 00:08:20,478 --> 00:08:22,012 Jeff can marry any man he wants. 220 00:08:22,047 --> 00:08:23,480 Wait a second, guys. 221 00:08:23,514 --> 00:08:25,415 I think we're starting to go down. 222 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:27,117 You see? Prayer works. 223 00:08:27,151 --> 00:08:28,819 So does gravity, Shirley. 224 00:08:28,853 --> 00:08:30,921 And you know who invented gravity, right? 225 00:08:30,956 --> 00:08:33,090 Oh. Whoa! 226 00:08:33,124 --> 00:08:34,191 Guys, let's put a pin 227 00:08:34,225 --> 00:08:35,705 in the mysteries of the universe convo 228 00:08:35,727 --> 00:08:36,794 until we land. 229 00:08:36,828 --> 00:08:38,228 Which will be sooner than we thought. 230 00:08:38,262 --> 00:08:39,563 We're gaining speed fast, people. 231 00:08:39,598 --> 00:08:40,764 Oh! Brace for impact. 232 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:43,533 - Oh, damn you, gravity! - Damn you, prayer! 233 00:08:43,568 --> 00:08:44,835 Damn you, Vicki! 234 00:08:48,006 --> 00:08:49,239 Has anyone else noticed Professor Duncan 235 00:08:49,273 --> 00:08:51,341 hasn't been around for a long time? 236 00:08:54,746 --> 00:08:56,513 Maybe I can soften our descent. 237 00:08:56,547 --> 00:08:57,514 Pierce, no! 238 00:08:58,783 --> 00:09:01,685 Bring it to me strong, old man monkey strength! 239 00:09:04,789 --> 00:09:07,124 Okay. 240 00:09:07,158 --> 00:09:09,994 Okay, obviously, that was very scary. 241 00:09:10,028 --> 00:09:12,496 Post-traumatic stress is a real issue, 242 00:09:12,530 --> 00:09:15,232 but with these puppets giving voice to our feelings, 243 00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:16,667 we can begin to heal. 244 00:09:16,701 --> 00:09:17,968 Hey, come on. 245 00:09:18,003 --> 00:09:20,938 This is gonna be a long and arduous process. 246 00:09:20,972 --> 00:09:22,139 There's more. 247 00:09:22,173 --> 00:09:23,641 Hey, well, excuse Dean 248 00:09:23,675 --> 00:09:26,977 for reacting to the natural lull in your story. 249 00:09:27,012 --> 00:09:28,278 I'm so sorry. 250 00:09:28,312 --> 00:09:32,683 When you hurt, I hurt. 251 00:09:32,717 --> 00:09:33,651 What happened next? 252 00:09:33,685 --> 00:09:34,785 Whoa. 253 00:09:34,819 --> 00:09:36,486 - We made it. - Everyone okay? 254 00:09:36,521 --> 00:09:37,855 - I'm alive. - Square. 255 00:09:37,889 --> 00:09:39,990 - Guys, knock it off. - Okay, still alive? 256 00:09:40,025 --> 00:09:41,692 Okay, we're all safe. 257 00:09:41,726 --> 00:09:42,726 We just have to figure out 258 00:09:42,727 --> 00:09:45,562 how to get back to Greendale. 259 00:09:45,596 --> 00:09:46,964 But we're in the middle of the woods. 260 00:09:46,998 --> 00:09:48,098 Where do we start? 261 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:49,099 We need to split into two groups, 262 00:09:49,134 --> 00:09:50,100 the survivors and the others. 263 00:09:50,135 --> 00:09:51,635 Where's the manifest? 264 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:53,303 Oh, stop it with your Lost references. 265 00:09:53,337 --> 00:09:54,571 We need to get back home. 266 00:09:54,605 --> 00:09:56,006 What if we're stuck here? 267 00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:57,440 We need to start a prison system. 268 00:09:57,475 --> 00:09:59,309 We'll be stranded here forever, 269 00:09:59,343 --> 00:10:00,711 and I've never seen blue man group! 270 00:10:00,745 --> 00:10:02,780 Guys, guys, we're gonna make it outta here. 271 00:10:02,814 --> 00:10:04,648 We gotta relax. We're all gonna be fine. 272 00:10:04,683 --> 00:10:05,716 Ahh! 273 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:06,984 What is that? 274 00:10:07,018 --> 00:10:08,018 I just want to say, if we're gonna die, 275 00:10:08,053 --> 00:10:09,386 I love you guys. 276 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:11,822 - I love you all too. - I did see blue man group. 277 00:10:11,856 --> 00:10:13,356 I just didn't get it. 278 00:10:13,391 --> 00:10:15,458 Why can't they talk? They have so much in common. 279 00:10:18,963 --> 00:10:20,230 Others! 280 00:10:20,264 --> 00:10:21,765 Huh? 281 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,966 Oh! 282 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:24,501 I'm sorry. 283 00:10:25,636 --> 00:10:26,603 I didn't mean to startle anybody. 284 00:10:27,706 --> 00:10:29,472 And I thought my hair looked fake. 285 00:10:29,507 --> 00:10:32,109 Oh, you guys are a long, long way from Greendale. 286 00:10:32,143 --> 00:10:34,311 How did you know we're from Greendale? 287 00:10:34,345 --> 00:10:35,579 Oh, from Pierce's shirt. 288 00:10:35,613 --> 00:10:37,514 How did you know my name is Pierce? 289 00:10:37,548 --> 00:10:39,316 It's embroidered on your Greendale shirt 290 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:40,650 you got at the student store. 291 00:10:40,685 --> 00:10:42,686 How'd you know I got it at the student store? 292 00:10:42,721 --> 00:10:44,922 - I'm a touch psychic. - Oh! Huh. Hm. 293 00:10:44,956 --> 00:10:47,424 Anyway, I used to go to Greendale just like you guys 294 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:49,159 before I came out here to be free. 295 00:10:49,194 --> 00:10:52,096 So this is how Greendale graduates end up: 296 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:54,198 As transient mountain men. 297 00:10:54,232 --> 00:10:56,066 Huh. Not as bad as I thought. 298 00:10:56,101 --> 00:10:57,968 But don't you miss having stuff? 299 00:10:58,002 --> 00:11:00,971 Out here, you have everything you need. 300 00:11:01,005 --> 00:11:03,673 And you can be whoever you wanna be. 301 00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:04,942 Huh. Oh. 302 00:11:04,976 --> 00:11:06,810 ♪ Here in the woods ♪ 303 00:11:06,845 --> 00:11:08,645 ♪ you're totally free ♪ 304 00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:10,513 ♪ you can live off the land ♪ 305 00:11:10,548 --> 00:11:12,515 ♪ and be who you want to be ♪ 306 00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:14,718 ♪ We can be our own men ♪ 307 00:11:14,753 --> 00:11:16,987 ♪ and I don't need an "A" ♪ 308 00:11:17,021 --> 00:11:20,758 ♪ the perfect mom pressure would all go away ♪ 309 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:22,993 ♪ Greendale is crazy ♪ 310 00:11:23,027 --> 00:11:25,262 - ♪ And so is that moose ♪ - Hi, Troy. 311 00:11:25,296 --> 00:11:29,199 ♪ Greendale turns people's screws so loose ♪ 312 00:11:29,234 --> 00:11:32,736 ♪ we're no exception to tell you the truth ♪ 313 00:11:32,771 --> 00:11:35,105 ♪ which is why the woods is perfect ♪ 314 00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:36,774 ♪ for all of you ♪ 315 00:11:36,808 --> 00:11:40,710 ♪ being socially conscious can be really tough ♪ 316 00:11:40,745 --> 00:11:42,746 Ah. ♪ Here in the woods ♪ 317 00:11:42,781 --> 00:11:45,215 ♪ you can forget all that stuff ♪ 318 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,284 ♪ I don't like the pressure ♪ 319 00:11:47,318 --> 00:11:49,552 ♪ to always be cool ♪ 320 00:11:49,587 --> 00:11:51,021 ♪ I was gonna sing that ♪ 321 00:11:51,055 --> 00:11:53,356 ♪ now I don't have a rhyme ♪ 322 00:11:53,391 --> 00:11:55,125 ♪ we all try our hardest ♪ 323 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,027 ♪ but the pressure in college ♪ 324 00:11:57,061 --> 00:11:59,196 ♪ sometimes gets so tremendous ♪ 325 00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:01,265 ♪ that it would be stupendous ♪ 326 00:12:01,299 --> 00:12:05,435 ♪ to be free far away ♪ 327 00:12:05,469 --> 00:12:09,739 - ♪ From Greendale ♪ - Mm, ooh, yummy. 328 00:12:09,774 --> 00:12:11,708 ♪ I really love these berries ♪ 329 00:12:11,742 --> 00:12:14,377 ♪ where are they from? ♪ 330 00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:16,880 ♪ my hand just made a rainbow ♪ 331 00:12:16,915 --> 00:12:18,916 - ♪ And my-- ♪ - ♪ Magic, magic ♪ 332 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:22,019 ♪ well, these magical berries ♪ 333 00:12:22,053 --> 00:12:23,987 ♪ put us in a drug seq-- ♪ 334 00:12:24,022 --> 00:12:25,856 ♪ They make everything swirly ♪ 335 00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:28,658 ♪ whoa, that bush sounds like Shirley ♪ 336 00:12:28,693 --> 00:12:30,627 ♪ Now we're free ♪ 337 00:12:30,661 --> 00:12:33,730 ♪ far away ♪ 338 00:12:33,764 --> 00:12:35,966 ♪ from Greendale ♪ 339 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,101 Be free, my friends. 340 00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:41,504 - ♪ From Greendale ♪ - Be free. 341 00:12:44,775 --> 00:12:46,543 Simply inspiring. 342 00:12:46,577 --> 00:12:48,378 Ten minutes ago, you weren't even speaking. 343 00:12:48,412 --> 00:12:50,347 And now, you've admitted that a strange man 344 00:12:50,381 --> 00:12:52,649 hand-fed you psychotropic berries. 345 00:12:52,683 --> 00:12:53,951 This is puppet therapy work-- 346 00:12:53,985 --> 00:12:55,752 Dean! There is a fire in the cafeteria. 347 00:12:55,786 --> 00:12:58,488 Garrett, not now! 348 00:13:00,558 --> 00:13:02,359 Where was I? Ah! I was healing you. 349 00:13:02,393 --> 00:13:03,827 Hm? Go on. 350 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:08,598 Well, those devil berries freed our minds 351 00:13:08,632 --> 00:13:12,802 and loosened our tongues. 352 00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:16,907 Your skin is so beautiful 353 00:13:16,941 --> 00:13:18,775 and soft. 354 00:13:18,809 --> 00:13:20,443 It's like felt. 355 00:13:23,982 --> 00:13:25,182 I feel so free out here, 356 00:13:25,216 --> 00:13:26,750 like I'm my own man. 357 00:13:26,784 --> 00:13:28,618 If Jeff said we had to live out here, 358 00:13:28,652 --> 00:13:30,020 I'd totally be down with that. 359 00:13:30,054 --> 00:13:31,889 Me too. 360 00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:33,690 Can I tell you guys a secret? 361 00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:36,559 Yeah, sure. 362 00:13:36,594 --> 00:13:38,996 I was at the grocery store with my kids, 363 00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:42,366 and I thought I saw Andre walk by with another woman. 364 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,501 I love women. 365 00:13:44,535 --> 00:13:46,303 Mm. 366 00:13:46,337 --> 00:13:48,338 I'm gonna go take a growler. 367 00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:51,208 Anyway, I wanted to follow Andre and the woman, 368 00:13:51,242 --> 00:13:53,176 so I left my kids at the magazine stand 369 00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:55,078 for just a minute, but somehow, 370 00:13:55,113 --> 00:13:57,214 I lost track of time and ended up tailing them 371 00:13:57,248 --> 00:13:58,982 all the way out of town. 372 00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:01,118 It wasn't even Andre. 373 00:14:01,152 --> 00:14:04,454 The horrible part is I forgot my kids 374 00:14:04,488 --> 00:14:08,225 and left them all night in the grocery store. 375 00:14:18,536 --> 00:14:22,139 Well, there y'all go, giving me that look, 376 00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:24,341 treating me like Judas, 377 00:14:24,409 --> 00:14:27,077 judging me like Judy. 378 00:14:27,111 --> 00:14:30,280 You know, Judge Judy. She judges people. 379 00:14:30,315 --> 00:14:33,183 Shirley, this is the first I've heard of you 380 00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:34,918 leaving your kids in a grocery store. 381 00:14:34,953 --> 00:14:35,986 Me too. 382 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,287 I have no memory of you saying that. 383 00:14:37,322 --> 00:14:38,655 Well, if you don't know my secret, 384 00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,657 why have we all been so awkward around each other? 385 00:14:40,691 --> 00:14:43,026 I thought everyone heard my secret. 386 00:14:43,061 --> 00:14:45,028 I didn't hear you say anything. 387 00:14:45,063 --> 00:14:47,764 So nobody else heard my terrible secret 388 00:14:47,798 --> 00:14:50,800 about how I... 389 00:14:50,835 --> 00:14:53,870 trail off from time to time? 390 00:14:53,904 --> 00:14:55,738 Did everyone here reveal a secret? 391 00:14:55,773 --> 00:14:57,174 Mm-hmm. 392 00:14:57,208 --> 00:15:00,444 And no one remembers anyone else's, including mine? 393 00:15:00,478 --> 00:15:01,678 Mm-mm. 394 00:15:01,712 --> 00:15:03,680 Those berries made us real talky 395 00:15:03,714 --> 00:15:05,682 but not real listen-y. 396 00:15:05,716 --> 00:15:08,885 So if no one heard or remembers 397 00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:11,288 anything anyone else said... 398 00:15:11,322 --> 00:15:12,755 We're in the clear. 399 00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:14,491 - ♪ We're in the clear ♪ - I'm a genius! 400 00:15:14,525 --> 00:15:16,259 - ♪ We're in the clear ♪ - Yeah! 401 00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:20,197 ♪ We're in the clear ♪ 402 00:15:20,231 --> 00:15:22,788 Um, guys? 403 00:15:34,428 --> 00:15:36,320 Um, don't mind me. 404 00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:38,757 I'm sure you guys can get on with your lives 405 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:42,427 without the worst mom ever. 406 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:46,916 Sounds good. Anyone up for a movie? 407 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:48,484 Abed, sit. 408 00:15:48,518 --> 00:15:51,354 Shirley, you have nothing to be ashamed of. 409 00:15:51,388 --> 00:15:54,257 No one thinks you're a bad mom. 410 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:57,593 Thanks, Jeff, but I'm-- I'm just gonna go home now. 411 00:15:57,627 --> 00:15:59,028 Shirley, wait. 412 00:15:59,062 --> 00:16:02,464 I think I know how to make you feel a little less horrible. 413 00:16:02,499 --> 00:16:04,459 I like where you're headed. Okay, who's holding? 414 00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:05,501 I have four berries, 415 00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:07,203 but I am saving them for Laser Floyd. 416 00:16:07,237 --> 00:16:10,072 No, we all need to re-share our secrets sober. 417 00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:11,274 Oh, God. 418 00:16:11,308 --> 00:16:13,776 Look, we were all feeling crappy earlier, 419 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:15,711 but at least we were feeling crappy together. 420 00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:17,380 Shirley is alone now. 421 00:16:17,414 --> 00:16:19,615 This is the only way to put us on equal footing, 422 00:16:19,649 --> 00:16:22,218 and if it makes it any easier, 423 00:16:22,252 --> 00:16:23,286 we can use these puppets. 424 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,720 - Ah, yay! - Shut up. 425 00:16:24,754 --> 00:16:27,423 Okay. 426 00:16:27,457 --> 00:16:29,892 I found the perfect girl for me, 427 00:16:29,927 --> 00:16:31,593 and then, I met her kid. 428 00:16:31,628 --> 00:16:34,230 ♪ I said it didn't bother me ♪ 429 00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:37,233 ♪ But truthfully it did ♪ 430 00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:39,235 ♪ I promised him I'd make it ♪ 431 00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:42,638 ♪ to a baseball game he had ♪ 432 00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:45,441 ♪ But I bailed and never called again ♪ 433 00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:49,478 ♪ And now I'm just exactly like my dad ♪ 434 00:16:55,352 --> 00:16:57,586 ♪ I am an activist ♪ 435 00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:00,756 ♪ That's always been my choice ♪ 436 00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:02,691 ♪ Truth is I've never voted ♪ 437 00:17:02,725 --> 00:17:05,428 ♪ Except when I watch The Voice ♪ 438 00:17:05,462 --> 00:17:08,364 ♪ I was struggling in history ♪ 439 00:17:08,398 --> 00:17:11,334 ♪ I'm normally the best ♪ 440 00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:13,469 ♪ I let Cornwallis rub my feet ♪ 441 00:17:13,503 --> 00:17:19,641 ♪ to give me all the answers to a test ♪ 442 00:17:19,676 --> 00:17:21,643 ♪ I caused ♪ 443 00:17:21,678 --> 00:17:25,681 ♪ the Greendale fire ♪ 444 00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:30,353 ♪ of '03 ♪ 445 00:17:30,387 --> 00:17:32,654 ♪ 55 acres ♪ 446 00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:35,824 ♪ went up in a blaze ♪ 447 00:17:35,859 --> 00:17:40,562 ♪ All because I burned an ant hill ♪ 448 00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:43,499 ♪ This secret inside me ♪ 449 00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:46,068 ♪ was trapped beyond a doubt ♪ 450 00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:53,142 ♪ and now my most terrible secret's out ♪ 451 00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:54,910 There you are. 452 00:17:54,944 --> 00:17:57,246 Come on, guys. 453 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:02,584 ♪ I've never slept with the great Eartha Kitt ♪ 454 00:18:02,619 --> 00:18:07,890 ♪ We dry humped inside of her tour bus ♪ 455 00:18:07,924 --> 00:18:10,626 ♪ This secret inside me ♪ 456 00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:13,062 ♪ was trapped beyond a doubt ♪ 457 00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:20,002 ♪ and now my most terrible secret's out ♪ 458 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,276 I wanna thank you all for being so open, 459 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:30,413 and honest, and for syncing your mouth and hand movements. 460 00:18:30,447 --> 00:18:33,749 And now, for my most terrible secret. 461 00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:35,817 I am not what you would call traditionally-- 462 00:18:35,852 --> 00:18:38,054 Wait, Abed, you never told us your secret. 463 00:18:38,088 --> 00:18:39,388 - Oh. - That's right. 464 00:18:39,423 --> 00:18:40,489 I didn't share one that night. 465 00:18:40,524 --> 00:18:41,924 After we got back from the woods, 466 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:43,992 everyone was being silent and not making eye contact. 467 00:18:44,027 --> 00:18:46,328 I didn't know why, so I mirrored your behavior. 468 00:18:46,363 --> 00:18:47,463 Oh. 469 00:18:47,497 --> 00:18:49,298 Mm. 470 00:18:49,332 --> 00:18:50,933 Thank you, Jeff, 471 00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,967 and I don't think you're anything like your father. 472 00:18:52,969 --> 00:18:54,703 I don't know how you take care of one kid, 473 00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:55,904 let alone three. 474 00:18:55,939 --> 00:18:58,941 Aw. That's nice. 475 00:18:58,975 --> 00:19:01,677 So nobody thinks I'm a slutty cheater? 476 00:19:01,711 --> 00:19:02,945 No. 477 00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:05,281 - Or me as a criminal? - No. 478 00:19:06,816 --> 00:19:10,586 Nobody respects me any less as a political activist, right? 479 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,055 Well, uh... 480 00:19:15,492 --> 00:19:17,326 the level to which we respect you 481 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,196 as a political activist has definitely not changed. 482 00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:21,430 That's right. 483 00:19:21,465 --> 00:19:22,598 - That's how I would say it. - Exactly. 484 00:19:22,632 --> 00:19:23,999 Whew. Bye, Dean. 485 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:25,834 - Bye-bye. - Bye, Dean. 486 00:19:28,871 --> 00:19:31,507 Knowledge is a party. 487 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:34,443 Once again, I help fix everyone's problems 488 00:19:34,478 --> 00:19:36,945 only to go home alone. 489 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:39,948 Who says you have to be alone? 490 00:19:41,951 --> 00:19:43,051 Jeffrey. 491 00:19:52,739 --> 00:19:55,377 Okay--excuse me. What are we doing here? 492 00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:57,810 Yeah. 493 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,647 No, Gollum, no! 494 00:20:01,682 --> 00:20:03,182 Are we ready? Gonna take it from--from-- 495 00:20:03,216 --> 00:20:04,850 Take it from your line, Chevy. 496 00:20:04,884 --> 00:20:06,686 ♪ Do do do, do do do ♪ 497 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,020 Oh, yeah. 498 00:20:11,692 --> 00:20:13,726 Ohh! Oh, it's happening. 499 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,228 Dance, Shirley. Dance, girl. 500 00:20:16,262 --> 00:20:19,064 ♪ Do do do do do ♪ 501 00:20:19,098 --> 00:20:21,200 - There's so much skin! - Aah! 502 00:20:22,902 --> 00:20:25,604 Ah, this is the best thing ever. 503 00:20:25,639 --> 00:20:27,673 ♪ Do do do, do do do ♪ 504 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:28,774 ♪ do do do ♪ 505 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,546 So much skin came off! 506 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:34,082 What happened? Did he knock it off? 507 00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:36,117 What'd I miss? 508 00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:42,688 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net