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Something for the committee to
put on their radar: Insurance.
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- What about it?
- School needs some.
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I can ask around on the street.
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- What the hell?
- Oh, too cool
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- for street insurance?
- Must be nice.
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My sister wants to know
what I'm bringing
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to my grandson's
birthday party.
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I'm sensing
an emergency collage situation.
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No, I wasn't invited.
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My son had a kid
three years ago.
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I barely get to see him
on major holidays.
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I mean, who in the hell
does he think he is?
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You saw your son
at his wedding.
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No, that's Furio.
That's my gay son.
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Him I get.
Hank's a knob.
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He doesn't have
any hobbies or interests.
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All he does is play that...
what do you call that crap
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with the dungeons
and the dragons?
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- Dungeons & dragons?
- That's the crap.
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- Ooh.
- I know that game.
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- We play Dungeons & Dragons.
- Mm-hmm.
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Guys, let's play d&d
to help hickey reconnect
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with his son!
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- Huh?
- Was everyone's takeaway
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from last time
that we can use d&d
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to reprogram brains?
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Nobody feels that
we almost caused a suicide?
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We prevented one.
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Fa...bulous Neil
felt like a nobody,
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and thanks to us,
he's still out there,
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doing this and that
in the background.
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A satisfying sequel
is difficult to pull off.
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Many geniuses have defeated
themselves through hubris,
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making this a chance to prove
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that I'm better
than all of them... I'm in.
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All in favor of a game
of Dungeons & Dragons
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to reunite hickey and his son
tomorrow night?
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All: Aye!
- [Groans]
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Well, okay.
[Chuckles]
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It's short notice, but, uh,
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I think it'll be good for me.
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[Epic music]
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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So, dad, I'm just curious.
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Um, what is it
about Dungeons & Dragons
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that suddenly leapt out at you
at age 60?
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Um... Dungeons.
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It'd be the dungeons.
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Let's begin.
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A blood-orange sunrise
crests the peaks
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of rage mountain,
as the eight of you
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arrive at the troubled realm
of Galindor.
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Ahead to the north,
a bridged ravine.
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Beyond that,
a mysterious black tower
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where, rumor has it,
an evil necromancer dwells.
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Your goal: Reach to the top
of the tower
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and destroy the necromancer,
freeing the realm
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from his evil magic.
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Oh, that's just what I love
about role-playing games,
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is being told
exactly what to do.
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Me too.
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You should introduce
yourselves.
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I am...
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oh, boy.
Joseph Gordon diehard.
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Really.
[Chuckles]
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Son of sir riggs diehard.
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Well, I'm sir riggs diehard,
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so I guess I'm your dad
in the game too.
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- Oh, my God, so cool.
- Oh, it's nice.
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- Isn't that weird?
- Oh, boy.
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Guys, I don't suppose
that this is some sort
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of contrived
paint-by-numbers adventure
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that's designed to force
an emotional bond
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between me and my emotionally
stunted father, is it?
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- No way, Jose.
- We wouldn't do that to you,
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man.
What?
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I got an idea.
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Why don't we just
sort of reshuffle these...
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- Oh.
- Oh, um...
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and just redistribute them...
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- No, I don't...
- And just mix 'em up a bit.
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Is this right, Abed?
Should we...
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and here we go.
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Hello, everyone.
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I am Tristram Steelheart.
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I'm a holy cleric with a mace
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and a dumb name.
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Ouch.
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I'm tiny nuggins,
a, uh, a thief,
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and the rest is gibberish.
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Greetings,
I am Fibrosis the Ranger.
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I'm Crouton,
the half-orc druid.
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Druid? Oh, Crouton.
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Hector the well endowed?
Again?
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You think
that's a weird coincidence?
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I'm a troll named Dingleberry.
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That's my mom's nickname
for me.
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Well, I'm who hickey was,
sir riggs diehard.
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I am Joseph Gordon,
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son of riggs.
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I protect the blade of diehard,
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a family sword whose power
knows no equal.
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In our clan,
the leader carries the hilt,
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his eldest heir, the blade,
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for we believe man's
greatest weapon against evil
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is the bond bet...
[Chokes up]
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Is the bond
between a father and son.
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Aw.
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What would you guys like to do?
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We should cross the bridge
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and head for the black tower.
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Huzzah? Huzzah?
Huzzah.
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- Huzzah.
- Yeah, I don't know
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if I'm gonna head
across the bridge, actually.
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I mean, what else is out there?
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What's South or east or west?
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How about it, Aziz?
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If I walk too far South,
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do I fall
off your graph paper there?
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You can head South.
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I've generated some details
about the surrounding area.
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You know,
for God's sakes, Hank,
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it's been five seconds.
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Can you not do this?
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Hey, you tell me.
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- Are we losing?
- No.
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It's not a competition.
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- The only winner is fun.
- Mmhmm.
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We're having fun!
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I go to Tristram,
and I'm laughing,
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and I pick him up,
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and I carry him to the bridge.
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It's fun!
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Hector the well endowed
is trying to lift you.
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I cast Torvin's flesh of fire.
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[Fire whooshes]
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Tristram murmurs
an incantation.
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His body becomes wreathed
in white-hot flame,
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burning Hector for...
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Six damage.
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- Hey!
- Well, Hector,
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that's called self-defense.
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Tristram's flesh of fire spell
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has caught the bridge on fire.
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The rope supports
in the middle snap,
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causing the bridge to twist.
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I'm rolling dexterity checks
to see if you all hold on.
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- Oh!
- Abed,
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considering the bigger picture,
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you think it might be possible
you miscalculated
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the strength
of the bridge, hmm?
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Good point.
It would've been constructed
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in the third age by goblins,
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and they used
primitive iron anchors.
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The ropes are yanked
from the rocky slopes
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on both sides,
and you all plummet
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into the ravine below.
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Abed!
[All protesting]
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- Oh!
- Abed!
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You plunge
into the icy, raging waters
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of skull river.
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- [Gasps]
- Ow!
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You know, what's your problem?
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- What's your problem?
- You didn't invite me
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to Sebastian's birthday.
Ah, ha, ha, I knew it!
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Who hoards a man's grandson?
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He's not your grandson.
He's my son.
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And I didn't invite you
to the birthday party
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'cause I wanted to enjoy it.
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You know, fathers and sons,
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there is a lot of power
between them.
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- Yeah...
- Stop it.
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And I spent a long time
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letting that power
push me away from my dad,
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and I regret it.
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So what's ever between you guys
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will only get fixed
when you're together.
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- They're not together.
- Abed, you're not helping.
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I'd be a pretty bad
dungeon master if I was.
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Jeff, hickey, Annie,
and Shirley,
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you've been washed down the left
fork of the skull river,
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the others to the right.
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[Water sloshes] [Gasping]
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Father!
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If you're going to continue,
I need Hank,
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Britta, Chang, and Dean Pelton
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to go into a different room.
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Yeah, we're not going
to continue.
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Thank you very much, guys.
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This was just awesome.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
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I'll play your dragon game
with you.
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But let's make it interesting.
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If I kill the necrophile
before you do,
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I come
to my grandson's birthday.
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We'll settle it like men.
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Or whatever you call
the guys that play this.
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Okay.
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But if I kill the necromancer
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before you do,
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then you don't go to Christmas
or Thanksgiving
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at aunt Rachel's.
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You don't even go to that.
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Yeah, but I will if you don't.
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- Okay, fine.
- Okay.
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Let the real game begin.
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[Dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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I will find you!
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Well, I'm assuming you guys
can help me beat him,
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because if we lose,
I'm gonna punch each of you
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in the heart.
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You awaken
on a muddy riverbank,
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surrounded by treacherous, God-forsaken,
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non-zipline vacation jungle.
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I build a fire
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and construct
a crude wooden rack
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to dry my boots
and oversized codpiece.
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All right,
and I can make some s'mores
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out of horse meat
and s'more horse meat.
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Build a fire? Horse s'mores?
Screw this.
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The river runs east.
I head west.
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Tiny Nuggins scampers
into the jungle.
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Hey, pal, I didn't scamper
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in the jungles of Nicaragua,
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and I'm not gonna do it now.
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Wait, come back!
I follow him.
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- Me too.
- Tiny Nuggins,
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if we rest,
we'll regain our strength.
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And lose my family.
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I'll imaginary sleep
when I'm imaginary dead.
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Through the brush
in the distance,
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you notice a patrol
of half a dozen hobgoblins.
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[Hobgoblin growls] Hobgoblins?
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Larger, stronger,
and worth more in scrabble
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than regular goblins.
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- Everybody, get down.
- I punch him in the heart.
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- What?
- Well, I punch him
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in the heart,
and I keep running.
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There are no women with them,
are there?
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I got class.
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You charge toward them,
alerting them to your presence,
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and you attack the nearest one
in the chest.
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You miss and fall down.
What?
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- Oh.
- The hobgoblins are heading
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toward Nuggins with Spears.
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Oh, no!
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Uh, I cast entangle on them.
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Crouton the druid
waves her arms,
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causing grass, vines,
and branches
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to entangle the limbs of...
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[Hobgoblins groan]
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Four hobgoblins.
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[Squeals]
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The two free hobgoblins
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00:08:11,184 --> 00:08:12,484
fire arrows at Crouton.
256
00:08:12,518 --> 00:08:13,485
One pierces her shoulder...
257
00:08:13,519 --> 00:08:14,486
[Arrow thwacks] Oh!
258
00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,721
- The other her chest.
- Ow!
259
00:08:15,755 --> 00:08:17,556
I fire an arrow at them.
260
00:08:17,590 --> 00:08:20,525
[Arrow whooshes] Hit.
261
00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,561
Ah, these hobgoblins
don't like their odds.
262
00:08:22,595 --> 00:08:23,528
They bolt into the jungle.
263
00:08:23,563 --> 00:08:25,097
- Yeah, you better run.
- Yes.
264
00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:27,332
Go find a name that's not just
another creature's name
265
00:08:27,367 --> 00:08:31,470
- plus "hob."
- Uhoh.
266
00:08:31,504 --> 00:08:34,573
- Crouton?
- I'm here.
267
00:08:34,607 --> 00:08:35,674
She was badly wounded
268
00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:37,309
from her fall
in the skull river,
269
00:08:37,343 --> 00:08:38,944
and the arrows
were just too much.
270
00:08:38,978 --> 00:08:40,145
I'm sorry.
271
00:08:40,179 --> 00:08:41,847
[Tragic music] That's it?
272
00:08:41,881 --> 00:08:43,015
Is she dead?
273
00:08:43,049 --> 00:08:44,750
Yes, that's it, hickey.
274
00:08:44,784 --> 00:08:47,386
I'm dead.
But it's okay.
275
00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:48,954
I'm on your side.
276
00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:50,989
Which is why I'm dead.
277
00:08:51,024 --> 00:08:53,291
And I may be gone,
but just remember
278
00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:56,194
whenever the wind whispers
through the woods,
279
00:08:56,229 --> 00:08:58,196
you got me killed.
280
00:08:58,231 --> 00:09:01,166
♪ ♪
281
00:09:03,236 --> 00:09:04,770
Now, you listen to me,
young man.
282
00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:07,439
I've punched about
a thousand hearts in my life.
283
00:09:07,473 --> 00:09:10,242
I never, never missed.
284
00:09:10,276 --> 00:09:11,743
Have you ever been
a 3-foot-tall halfling
285
00:09:11,778 --> 00:09:12,844
running through
2-foot-high vines,
286
00:09:12,879 --> 00:09:15,714
trying to punch
a 7-foot monster?
287
00:09:15,748 --> 00:09:16,815
I'm gonna go check
on the others.
288
00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,116
You might want
to check your character.
289
00:09:18,151 --> 00:09:19,685
Or just kind of generally take
this game seriously.
290
00:09:19,719 --> 00:09:22,754
Your son does.
291
00:09:22,789 --> 00:09:24,122
I take a moment of silence
292
00:09:24,157 --> 00:09:27,693
to mourn my fallen comrade,
Crouton...
293
00:09:27,727 --> 00:09:30,696
Before rifling
through her belongings.
294
00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:32,998
[Humming]
295
00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:34,633
What news of my father?
296
00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:36,001
You have no way of knowing
where the others are.
297
00:09:36,035 --> 00:09:37,703
- Damn it.
- You're still traveling north
298
00:09:37,737 --> 00:09:39,738
along the narrow cliff edges
of the hawthorne mountains.
299
00:09:39,772 --> 00:09:41,073
Okay, I'll roll
for any encounters.
300
00:09:41,107 --> 00:09:43,942
I'd like to cast
a healing spell on Fibrosis.
301
00:09:43,977 --> 00:09:46,011
Oh. Thank you.
302
00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:47,879
But I-I'm not gonna help you
kick your dad
303
00:09:47,914 --> 00:09:49,081
out of your life.
304
00:09:49,115 --> 00:09:51,216
I don't think this competition
is healthy,
305
00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,918
and I don't think what you did
back there was cool.
306
00:09:52,952 --> 00:09:55,087
Look, you think I'm the bad guy
307
00:09:55,121 --> 00:09:57,422
because I didn't invite him
to my son's birthday.
308
00:09:57,457 --> 00:09:59,124
But you know where he was
309
00:09:59,158 --> 00:10:01,226
for most of my birthdays?
310
00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:04,129
Little place that rhymes
with "not there."
311
00:10:04,163 --> 00:10:07,099
Times Square?
312
00:10:07,133 --> 00:10:08,567
The four of you
hear an ominous screeching.
313
00:10:08,601 --> 00:10:10,602
Moving upward into view,
314
00:10:10,637 --> 00:10:13,805
three huge, white arachnids
with eagle wings.
315
00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,341
Sky spiders.
316
00:10:16,376 --> 00:10:17,816
I draw my sword...
[Sword unsheathes]
317
00:10:17,844 --> 00:10:20,679
And I cry out,
"back, eight-legged demons!
318
00:10:20,713 --> 00:10:22,781
"I will not scoop you up
with a catalogue
319
00:10:22,815 --> 00:10:25,050
and let you outside
on this day!"
320
00:10:25,084 --> 00:10:27,419
Stay your blade, Joseph Gordon.
321
00:10:27,453 --> 00:10:30,722
Sky spiders are as frightened
of us as we are of them.
322
00:10:30,757 --> 00:10:32,557
Plus they eat
all the sky mosquitoes.
323
00:10:32,592 --> 00:10:33,792
- Mm.
- I cast
324
00:10:33,826 --> 00:10:34,893
speak with monsters,
325
00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:38,297
and I say, "hello.
326
00:10:38,331 --> 00:10:41,233
You're looking well."
327
00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:42,588
The lead spider
bends four knees
328
00:10:42,602 --> 00:10:44,202
and twitches
its hairy ovipositor,
329
00:10:44,237 --> 00:10:46,371
rhythmically secreting
and retracting
330
00:10:46,406 --> 00:10:49,107
a giant droplet... or drop...
of silk.
331
00:10:49,142 --> 00:10:50,842
- Oh.
- Fibrosis, as a Ranger,
332
00:10:50,877 --> 00:10:52,577
you recognize this
as the arachnid's signal
333
00:10:52,612 --> 00:10:53,578
of submission.
334
00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:55,480
Oh. Nice work, Tristram.
335
00:10:55,515 --> 00:10:58,984
Damn, you made that sky spider
your bitch, yo!
336
00:11:02,021 --> 00:11:04,022
You've tracked the hobgoblins
to this shack.
337
00:11:04,057 --> 00:11:05,190
One guard hob-guards the door.
338
00:11:05,224 --> 00:11:06,464
That's what they call guarding.
339
00:11:06,492 --> 00:11:08,093
- Go.
- Sniper arrow on the guard.
340
00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:09,528
It strikes true.
The guard drops.
341
00:11:09,562 --> 00:11:11,763
I move to the doorway.
Detect traps.
342
00:11:11,798 --> 00:11:13,198
- None detected.
- I enter.
343
00:11:13,232 --> 00:11:14,166
- Left flank.
- Right!
344
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,400
One hobgoblin, facing east.
345
00:11:15,435 --> 00:11:17,069
- Backstab.
- Double damage.
346
00:11:17,103 --> 00:11:18,203
Critical hit.
He's dead.
347
00:11:18,237 --> 00:11:19,571
Footsteps behind the door
to the north.
348
00:11:19,605 --> 00:11:20,939
I notch two arrows.
349
00:11:20,974 --> 00:11:22,975
I climb the walls
to get above the door.
350
00:11:23,009 --> 00:11:24,242
Five goblins enter
from the north.
351
00:11:24,277 --> 00:11:25,711
- I fire.
- Both arrows hit.
352
00:11:25,745 --> 00:11:26,712
- Cleave!
- You kill one
353
00:11:26,746 --> 00:11:27,813
and wound another.
354
00:11:27,847 --> 00:11:29,648
I drop on the last one
and grapple.
355
00:11:29,682 --> 00:11:32,217
- You got ahold of him.
- This one is for Crouton.
356
00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:33,719
With his dying breath,
he utters...
357
00:11:33,753 --> 00:11:36,321
[Creepy voice] "The dark lord
358
00:11:36,356 --> 00:11:37,823
will kill you all."
359
00:11:37,857 --> 00:11:39,791
Wait, these things can talk?
360
00:11:39,826 --> 00:11:42,661
I want two taken alive.
I want to try something.
361
00:11:42,695 --> 00:11:44,897
Hi.
[Chuckles]
362
00:11:44,931 --> 00:11:46,398
I'm tiny Nuggins.
363
00:11:46,432 --> 00:11:48,166
I'm gonna put my dagger down
right here,
364
00:11:48,201 --> 00:11:49,901
so we can just talk.
365
00:11:49,936 --> 00:11:51,903
[Grunts] Human trash.
366
00:11:51,938 --> 00:11:54,506
Yeah, look, I'm gonna give it
to you straight.
367
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,141
We're looking
for a necromancer.
368
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,043
We don't need two goblins
to find him.
369
00:11:58,077 --> 00:12:00,045
So between you and your friend,
who do you think's
370
00:12:00,079 --> 00:12:02,948
the most useful?
371
00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:03,916
[Grunts]
372
00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:05,717
Man, your friend sure can talk.
373
00:12:05,752 --> 00:12:07,886
- Liar. He'll never turn.
- Oh, yeah,
374
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,621
because of that famous
goblin loyalty.
375
00:12:09,656 --> 00:12:11,456
I could never drive a wedge
between you
376
00:12:11,491 --> 00:12:12,691
and some guy from work.
377
00:12:12,725 --> 00:12:15,394
Uh, I was best man
at that guy's wedding.
378
00:12:15,428 --> 00:12:16,695
Oh?
379
00:12:16,729 --> 00:12:19,097
Your friend says
you just got married.
380
00:12:19,132 --> 00:12:21,199
Congratulations.
Too bad about the food.
381
00:12:21,234 --> 00:12:23,068
I hope your flesh rots in...
382
00:12:23,102 --> 00:12:25,237
wait.
What about the food?
383
00:12:25,271 --> 00:12:27,506
Oh, I guess he didn't like
your wedding toast.
384
00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,207
Golbak said that?
385
00:12:29,242 --> 00:12:31,777
Klang doesn't approve
of you and Lisa, Golbak,
386
00:12:31,811 --> 00:12:32,945
and I don't get the sense
387
00:12:32,979 --> 00:12:36,014
it's because of his feelings
for you.
388
00:12:36,049 --> 00:12:37,549
You know, I think about Lisa,
389
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,985
sitting in that hole
in Darktooth canyon
390
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:42,220
with little Framrok and Griknog
391
00:12:42,255 --> 00:12:44,289
rolling about
on the wolf pelts.
392
00:12:44,324 --> 00:12:46,325
Come on, between you and me,
393
00:12:46,359 --> 00:12:47,960
which one do you think
is yours?
394
00:12:47,994 --> 00:12:50,963
- No!
- [Chuckles]
395
00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:54,566
I know where the tower is.
396
00:12:54,601 --> 00:12:57,536
[Singing in foreign language]
397
00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:58,070
♪ ♪
398
00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:14,519
[Door slams]
399
00:13:14,554 --> 00:13:15,794
The sky spiders have flown you
400
00:13:15,822 --> 00:13:17,689
as far as their complex
religion allows.
401
00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:20,325
They set you down and express
through intricate prancing
402
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,860
directions to the tower.
403
00:13:21,894 --> 00:13:22,928
Yes.
404
00:13:22,962 --> 00:13:24,830
♪ ♪
405
00:13:24,864 --> 00:13:26,965
Father, forgive me.
406
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,268
I have traveled
so far from you.
407
00:13:29,302 --> 00:13:31,136
How many game days
since the skull river
408
00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:32,671
ripped us apart?
409
00:13:32,705 --> 00:13:35,540
How many real hours
since I've gone pee?
410
00:13:35,575 --> 00:13:38,844
We seek this necromancer.
Why?
411
00:13:38,878 --> 00:13:39,945
Why?
412
00:13:39,979 --> 00:13:43,549
Our reasons are dreams,
our dreams, dust.
413
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:47,853
I send word
on wings of sparrows,
414
00:13:47,887 --> 00:13:51,089
in hopes they might find you.
415
00:13:51,124 --> 00:13:54,593
Abed says the odds
are near impossible.
416
00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:56,128
That's enough for me.
417
00:13:56,162 --> 00:13:59,064
♪ ♪
418
00:13:59,098 --> 00:14:00,799
Should you receive
this message,
419
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,834
I know of a way to reunite.
420
00:14:02,869 --> 00:14:04,436
According to my character sheet,
421
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,538
if I rub the blade
of our magic family sword
422
00:14:06,573 --> 00:14:07,906
while you rub the hilt,
423
00:14:07,941 --> 00:14:10,342
twin beacons of light
will reveal our locations
424
00:14:10,376 --> 00:14:11,810
to each other.
425
00:14:11,844 --> 00:14:15,547
Each night, I will think
of you and rub,
426
00:14:15,582 --> 00:14:17,082
praying for the night fate
427
00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:19,785
will find us rubbing together.
428
00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:22,421
Your son,
429
00:14:22,455 --> 00:14:24,890
Joseph Gordon diehard.
430
00:14:24,924 --> 00:14:25,424
♪ ♪
431
00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:33,332
Something strange has happened.
432
00:14:33,366 --> 00:14:35,534
A sparrow lands
on riggs diehard's shoulder.
433
00:14:35,568 --> 00:14:36,535
[Bird tweets, wings flutter]
434
00:14:36,569 --> 00:14:39,738
It carries a note.
435
00:14:41,674 --> 00:14:43,875
[Paper rustling]
436
00:14:46,412 --> 00:14:50,248
Abed, I...
Rub my sword's hilt?
437
00:14:50,283 --> 00:14:51,883
A beam of light shoots out
from your location,
438
00:14:51,918 --> 00:14:54,119
as the hilt of diehard
seeks its blade.
439
00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:55,520
The beam arcs and meets
an equal beam
440
00:14:55,555 --> 00:14:57,990
in the woods to the north.
441
00:14:58,024 --> 00:14:59,324
Is that where the others are?
442
00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:01,793
Yes, 10 Miles away,
same as you.
443
00:15:01,828 --> 00:15:03,795
So we'll be arriving
at the tower...
444
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:05,797
At the same time
tomorrow morning.
445
00:15:05,832 --> 00:15:07,466
This began as a race.
446
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,101
But it may end in war.
447
00:15:09,135 --> 00:15:10,369
[Dramatic music]
448
00:15:10,403 --> 00:15:12,037
Does anybody have a toothpick?
449
00:15:12,071 --> 00:15:14,339
I got a piece of popcorn
stuck in my tooth.
450
00:15:14,374 --> 00:15:15,807
You know, it's, like,
right under the gum,
451
00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:17,543
and, you know, I've been trying,
like, for 15 minutes
452
00:15:17,577 --> 00:15:20,312
with, you know, my tooth
and, like, with my tongue
453
00:15:20,346 --> 00:15:22,266
and with my finger,
and I'm always one tooth off,
454
00:15:22,282 --> 00:15:23,849
and I just can't seem to...
455
00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:26,518
oh, hello, there we go.
Anyway.
456
00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:29,021
But it may end in war.
457
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:36,049
[Indistinct whispering]
458
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,951
Maybe after all we've
been through,
459
00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:40,186
we should just call
this thing off.
460
00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:42,289
What, you think
that's up to us?
461
00:15:42,323 --> 00:15:43,823
You've seen the way
he talks to me.
462
00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:45,825
He doesn't want his own father
in his life.
463
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:48,795
He'll do anything to win,
and that includes attacking you.
464
00:15:48,829 --> 00:15:50,964
And you best believe
that your little friends
465
00:15:50,998 --> 00:15:53,366
in there are drinking up
his kool-aid.
466
00:15:53,401 --> 00:15:55,602
This is a man
who thinks of grandchildren
467
00:15:55,636 --> 00:15:56,670
like trophies.
468
00:15:56,704 --> 00:15:59,005
[Spits]
469
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,541
Which is why he'll play to win.
470
00:16:01,575 --> 00:16:04,644
And why I can't let him.
471
00:16:04,679 --> 00:16:06,146
[Inhales]
472
00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:07,581
[Gasps]
473
00:16:07,615 --> 00:16:11,718
Rise, brave, sweet Dingleberry.
474
00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:13,153
Rise.
475
00:16:13,187 --> 00:16:17,224
Both parties have arrived
at the black tower.
476
00:16:17,258 --> 00:16:18,925
Hi, guys.
477
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,094
- Father.
- Joseph Gordon.
478
00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:22,963
- [Sighs]
- Mm-mm.
479
00:16:22,997 --> 00:16:25,098
We are here,
so Tristram Steelheart,
480
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:28,201
lord of the sky spiders,
can slay the necromancer.
481
00:16:28,235 --> 00:16:30,270
You guys cool, or are we gonna
have to get red?
482
00:16:30,304 --> 00:16:32,472
Tiny Nuggins,
waterboarder of goblins,
483
00:16:32,507 --> 00:16:34,074
will do the slaying,
because every man has
484
00:16:34,108 --> 00:16:36,543
the right to hang out
with his grandson.
485
00:16:36,577 --> 00:16:37,978
Too bad you're outnumbered.
486
00:16:38,012 --> 00:16:39,779
No, they're not.
487
00:16:39,814 --> 00:16:41,915
I'm not part of this.
488
00:16:41,949 --> 00:16:44,784
I'm Joseph Gordon diehard,
and I am only here
489
00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:46,786
to hug my father,
which I now do.
490
00:16:46,821 --> 00:16:47,988
It's a trick.
491
00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:49,289
I'm not letting him hug me.
492
00:16:49,323 --> 00:16:50,557
I hug my father.
493
00:16:50,591 --> 00:16:52,025
He has gunpowder in his pants.
494
00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:53,460
I draw my sword.
Stay back!
495
00:16:53,494 --> 00:16:55,061
- I draw an arrow.
- So do I.
496
00:16:55,096 --> 00:16:57,297
- Troll sound!
- Jeff, do you lower your sword?
497
00:16:57,331 --> 00:16:58,598
- No!
- Dean, are you...
498
00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:01,134
- I hug my father!
- You're impaled.
499
00:17:01,168 --> 00:17:02,302
[Splat]
500
00:17:02,336 --> 00:17:04,104
[Screams]
501
00:17:04,138 --> 00:17:05,639
[Gasping]
502
00:17:05,673 --> 00:17:09,209
[Grunting, gasping]
503
00:17:09,243 --> 00:17:11,344
[Groans]
504
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:13,747
Oh!
[Splattering]
505
00:17:13,781 --> 00:17:14,714
[Gasps]
506
00:17:14,749 --> 00:17:16,149
[Hawk cries]
507
00:17:16,183 --> 00:17:17,551
[Whispers] Worth it.
508
00:17:17,585 --> 00:17:19,052
Ugh.
Good lord.
509
00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:20,453
Son slayer!
510
00:17:20,488 --> 00:17:22,155
- I attack Jeff!
- Arrow at Chang!
511
00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:23,523
- Arrow at Annie!
- I head for the door
512
00:17:23,558 --> 00:17:26,192
of the tower.
So do I!
513
00:17:26,227 --> 00:17:28,028
Taste the blade of diehard!
514
00:17:28,062 --> 00:17:29,429
- I run for cover.
- I turn a snake into a rope.
515
00:17:29,463 --> 00:17:30,931
- Fire two arrows at Annie.
- Spear, spear.
516
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:32,933
- I take the kid. I pop him.
- Three damage.
517
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:35,201
Lightning bolt,
lightning bolt, lightning bolt.
518
00:17:35,236 --> 00:17:37,537
Cure moderate wounds!
519
00:17:37,572 --> 00:17:39,940
I spray all over them.
520
00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:41,575
I hold Britta's face
in a puddle.
521
00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:43,677
- Seven damage.
- Cleave, cleave, cleave!
522
00:17:43,711 --> 00:17:45,679
I fire two arrows.
523
00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:47,847
[Overlapping shouting]
524
00:17:47,882 --> 00:17:50,984
Dingleberry smash!
525
00:17:51,018 --> 00:17:54,287
Plus three, demonic eye look.
526
00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:55,455
And shove it up them!
527
00:17:55,489 --> 00:17:56,890
After that, I put one
right behind the ear.
528
00:17:56,924 --> 00:18:00,193
[Overlapping shouting]
529
00:18:00,228 --> 00:18:01,328
[Grunts]
530
00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:02,329
Sir riggs,
hand in your character sheet.
531
00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:05,298
[Music swells, swords clanging]
532
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,067
♪ ♪
533
00:18:07,101 --> 00:18:08,835
[Gasps]
534
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:11,004
[Clang, sizzling]
535
00:18:11,038 --> 00:18:12,105
[Screams]
536
00:18:12,139 --> 00:18:13,173
Top floor of the tower,
one door.
537
00:18:13,207 --> 00:18:14,174
I open it.
538
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,175
I cast flame strike on him.
539
00:18:15,209 --> 00:18:16,309
- You cast that already.
- Mace.
540
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:17,711
- Okay. Missed.
- Ah.
541
00:18:17,745 --> 00:18:19,025
I hit him
with a throwing dagger.
542
00:18:19,046 --> 00:18:20,647
- You used all your knives.
- Ah, what...
543
00:18:20,648 --> 00:18:22,249
will one of you guys
take care...
544
00:18:22,283 --> 00:18:24,184
what? You're all dead?
I keep going.
545
00:18:24,218 --> 00:18:25,485
- I follow.
- You've reached
546
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,486
the necromancer's workshop.
547
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:28,421
You see his bed,
some bottles of goop,
548
00:18:28,456 --> 00:18:29,756
some other necromancing crap,
549
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:31,391
but no necromancer.
550
00:18:31,425 --> 00:18:32,692
I search.
I search.
551
00:18:32,727 --> 00:18:34,127
Can I search, or are you gonna
stab me in the back?
552
00:18:34,161 --> 00:18:35,896
Hey, I am a thief, not a wuss.
553
00:18:35,930 --> 00:18:36,897
I search too.
554
00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:38,832
Mm-hmm.
You find a secret door.
555
00:18:38,866 --> 00:18:40,400
It's easy
because it's already open.
556
00:18:40,434 --> 00:18:42,235
It leads to a ladder,
which goes straight down
557
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:44,771
to another open door
on the back of the tower.
558
00:18:44,805 --> 00:18:45,739
Ah, man.
559
00:18:45,773 --> 00:18:47,007
Way to go.
That's great.
560
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:48,208
He just got away.
561
00:18:48,242 --> 00:18:49,709
Hey, you can't just say
he's gone.
562
00:18:49,744 --> 00:18:52,212
You owe us an ending.
563
00:18:52,246 --> 00:18:53,947
I owe you nothing.
564
00:18:53,981 --> 00:18:55,315
I am a dungeon master.
565
00:18:55,349 --> 00:18:57,083
I create a boundless world,
566
00:18:57,118 --> 00:18:58,451
and I bind it by rules.
567
00:18:58,486 --> 00:19:00,587
Too heavy for a bridge?
It breaks.
568
00:19:00,621 --> 00:19:01,988
Get hit?
Take damage.
569
00:19:02,023 --> 00:19:03,490
Spend an hour
outside someone's front door,
570
00:19:03,524 --> 00:19:05,025
fighting over who gets
to kill him?
571
00:19:05,059 --> 00:19:06,960
He leaves through the back.
572
00:19:06,994 --> 00:19:08,228
He's out there somewhere.
573
00:19:08,262 --> 00:19:10,096
You might find him,
if you get your crap together.
574
00:19:10,131 --> 00:19:11,431
Hey, guys.
575
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:12,705
Take it from a bunch of ghosts.
576
00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:14,501
This is no kind of life.
577
00:19:14,535 --> 00:19:16,736
You need fresh air
and frozen yogurt.
578
00:19:16,771 --> 00:19:17,704
It's on me.
579
00:19:17,738 --> 00:19:19,005
[All gasp] Hug it out.
580
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,073
- Oh, see...
- Hug it out?
581
00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:21,208
- Gag me.
- Who even uses that phrase?
582
00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,642
- Are you out of your mind?
- All right,
583
00:19:22,677 --> 00:19:23,910
I'm climbing down the ladder.
I'm gonna find this guy.
584
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,412
I stay and search the workshop.
585
00:19:25,446 --> 00:19:27,113
Does he have any stuff there
that can heal me?
586
00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:28,915
- You do find some potions.
- Okay, well,
587
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:29,983
I-I get half of that.
588
00:19:30,017 --> 00:19:31,651
Excuse me, you just went
down the ladder.
589
00:19:31,686 --> 00:19:33,820
Well, I can hear you...
can I hear him looting upstairs?
590
00:19:33,855 --> 00:19:35,488
Not if I move about silently.
591
00:19:35,523 --> 00:19:36,890
Fine. Fine.
If I heal you,
592
00:19:36,924 --> 00:19:38,992
can we divide the potions?
593
00:19:39,026 --> 00:19:41,695
Okay. But I decide
who gets what.
594
00:19:41,729 --> 00:19:43,697
All right, fine, but we've
gotta be wary of traps.
595
00:19:43,731 --> 00:19:44,965
I don't have to do a damn
thing that you tell me to do.
596
00:19:44,999 --> 00:19:46,466
- What's going on?
- Shh.
597
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,767
- You outta your mind?
- Do you wanna get...
598
00:19:47,802 --> 00:19:49,002
- Oh, you give me a break.
- The necromancer or not?
599
00:19:49,036 --> 00:19:50,203
- I'm so up to here with you.
- Do you want...
600
00:19:50,238 --> 00:19:51,371
[Argument continues
in background]
601
00:19:51,405 --> 00:19:52,939
[Whispers]
Do they like each other now?
602
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,374
Are you kidding me?
603
00:19:54,408 --> 00:19:56,443
They can't stand
being in the same room.
604
00:19:56,477 --> 00:19:58,778
I also don't think
they can handle being apart.
605
00:19:58,813 --> 00:20:01,848
And I think
they just found a way
606
00:20:01,883 --> 00:20:04,851
to avoid doing either.
607
00:20:08,623 --> 00:20:10,891
And that's the best
most fathers and sons can do.
608
00:20:10,925 --> 00:20:12,659
[Gasps]
609
00:20:12,693 --> 00:20:14,333
[Choked up]
You've made me so proud today.
610
00:20:14,362 --> 00:20:16,129
Ugh.
611
00:20:16,163 --> 00:20:18,004
Does anyone know
where we can buy a real sword?
612
00:20:18,032 --> 00:20:21,534
Oh, Jeffrey.
[Chuckles]
613
00:20:24,948 --> 00:20:29,997
You're still at the entrance
to the chamber of grief.
614
00:20:30,032 --> 00:20:32,300
Your move, Mr. Tickles.
615
00:20:35,571 --> 00:20:39,073
You successfully pour more tea
into Count Frogula's cup.
616
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:42,076
That puts it
at Hillary Rodham Kitten.
617
00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:45,113
Okay, you attempt
to pass crumpets.
618
00:20:48,217 --> 00:20:49,550
You fail.
619
00:20:49,585 --> 00:20:50,952
Okay, guys, I'm getting
a little frustrated.
620
00:20:50,986 --> 00:20:52,220
If you'd just take a look
at your inventories,
621
00:20:52,254 --> 00:20:53,788
you'll see that...
622
00:20:53,822 --> 00:20:55,123
Abed, are you almost done?
623
00:20:55,157 --> 00:20:56,891
I can't sleep
without my stuffies.
624
00:20:56,925 --> 00:20:59,961
Fine. Hold on.
625
00:20:59,995 --> 00:21:02,029
Oh, a goblin notices you
and murders you all.
626
00:21:02,064 --> 00:21:04,932
You're dead.
They're all yours.
627
00:21:04,956 --> 00:21:06,658
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