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Frankie, are you awake?
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I'm in bed, but I only rest
half my brain at a time. Go!
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Greendale in jeopardy.
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Need to call emergency meeting,
ASAP, no time to explain.
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I can be at the school in 30 minutes,
and I'll have the Dean notify the others.
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- Could you notify the others?
- You don't think the Dean can handle it?
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Do what you think is best.
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Annie Edison requesting emergency meeting
at school in 30. Greendale in trouble.
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- I'll notify the others.
- I can do that if you like.
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I think I can handle notifying
others, thank you very much.
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Annie, Jeffrey, emergency meeting
at the school in 30 minutes.
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I already know.
I'm the one calling the meeting.
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- What up, yo?
- Who is this other number?
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It's a group text.
I'm texting you and Jeffrey.
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It's me. I am Jeffrey, best friend of Dean.
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Hi, Jeffrey. Hm.
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Dean, that number is not
in my phone as Jeff's,
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and it doesn't even look like
an American phone number.
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Oh, my God. How stupid can I get?
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You never told me you gave
Annie a fake phone number.
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Yes, Dean, this is me,
Jeffrey, you are best friend.
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Hold on, I'll cover.
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You're right, I had the wrong number,
see you at the school.
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I am so sorry, Jeffrey.
I hope I didn't get you in trouble.
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No worries, Dean. I love you.
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You're always so sweet,
when we're texting, but then in real life.
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Bro, I just secret that way with love.
You know, my style.
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We keep loving in text,
but then secret forever.
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Meow.
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Oh, hm.
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Meow.
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sync and corrections by
Caio www.addic7ed.com
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Annie, if you're not
dying, I'm gonna murder you.
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I had to remove my night
cream, it's $200 an ounce.
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It's 3 A.M. in the
fricking morning, Edison,
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what gives you the
right to haul us in here?
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Chang, how did you even
find out about this?
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I have a right to be here.
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Hi!
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Why are you awake?
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I have a theory about this,
Britta may be secretly twins.
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- No, I was working.
- At the bar? Does that mean you're drunk?
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Could a drunk person do this?
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Hi, everybody.
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Jeffrey.
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Okay, 41 minutes ago, I received this
email from a friend that interns at KZBC.
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The TV station?
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No, the unrelated, totally random
combination of those four letters.
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Meow.
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Subject: "Heads up." Annie,
still going to Greendale?
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Thought you should know,
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City College is running a negative
ad about your school at 7 A.M.
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Heard it's pretty bad.
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Let me see that. City College
is running an attack ad?
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That's a first.
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They're getting desperate. Our
registration numbers are trending upward.
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Because the population keeps growing,
and no one here ever graduates.
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Actually, our numbers are up because
of improvements Frankie's made.
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Those improvements, were only
possible through your hard work, Annie.
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Oh, get a boardroom.
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Interesting.
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When were you gonna share
the whole truth about this,
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- and not just the parts that suit you?
- What?
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"PS: I was glad to hear
Brenda's doing better."
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Ha? Ha?
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Just because City College is scared,
doesn't mean they're not dangerous.
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Is there anything in particular
they could smear us with?
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Nothing in particular, just
overlapping clouds of many thousands
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and thousands of things.
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- Let's not forget the Brenda factor.
- There isn't a Brenda factor.
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He says she's doing
better. Better than what?
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Her thyroid condition! Can you focus?
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Can Brenda?
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Probably more so, now.
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Okay, we need to see
this ad before it airs.
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I'm working on getting us a copy.
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I have friends in the AV
department at City College.
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Ooh la la.
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The brotherhood of AV exists
beyond your petty factionalism.
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We serve only video, the one true
queen, and her faithful consort, audio.
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Oh, could you guys be bigger nerds?
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No, most of us have achieved
our maximum potential.
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Well, Annie's right.
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We do have a situation here, so we
will make this our situation room.
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Yes.
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We need whiteboards, corkboards, laptops.
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A bunch of clocks with different
times on them, a red phone,
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a big tabletop map with little
Nazi tanks, and/or a Godzilla.
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The ad airs at 7 A.M.
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That means we have four
hours and 13 minutes
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to figure out what they're
throwing at us and how to respond.
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You know, it's the darndest thing,
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I think Britta somehow
crapped in my pants too.
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Uh-huh, better head home.
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Jeff, you can't just
leave a situation room.
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It's only a situation room,
because she called it that.
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I mean I could declare it a...
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Cookie room!
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There are no cookies. There is a situation.
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You guys, where's the Greendale
spirit! Where's the pride?
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- I'm fine.
- Found it.
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She was wandering around
campus, without pants.
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- What's going on in here?
- Situation room.
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- What's the situation?
- Brenda's got a bad thyroid.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
You can keep the pants.
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- I'm going back to bed.
- I'm going with him.
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- I'm gonna watch.
- Got it!
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Downloading it now.
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You work hard to earn your degree,
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and your school should work hard
to make that degree valuable.
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So, why is Greendale Community
College giving degrees to dogs?
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In 2001, a Staffordshire terrier
mix named Ruffles took up
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residence on Greendale's campus.
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By 2008, Ruffles had
earned a Bachelor's Degree.
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Not a two year degree, a four year degree.
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Where will you get your degree?
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If the answer is Greendale,
prepare to get boned.
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Paid for by City College, license 264392.
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Did we give a degree to a dog?
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- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Okay, it's okay, it's all right.
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So, this is Greendale, not City College?
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I'm gonna get more pants.
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They've been calling me in to do more
stuff lately. It's pretty exciting.
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Well trust me, we'll be lucky if
we get in three words before...
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The first step is to pull our facts. The
most important one being, Dean Pelton.
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Did Greendale Community
College give a degree to a dog?
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I seem to recall, no.
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No way. There's absolutely no way.
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Not that dog.
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- That dog?
- You remember the dog.
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- Was it enrolled in classes?
- Hm.
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How are these hard questions?
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Why, are these the questions you're asking?
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You don't wanna know, if
a dog got a degree here?
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It's not important.
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What I wanna know is, did a dog get a
degree here, in any way that can be proven?
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Ooh, I like that, Jeffrey.
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I don't like that! I like the truth.
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Play lawyer on your own time.
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This is my own time.
You wanted me invested?
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Well, this dump cuts my paychecks,
and I've got three hours to defend it.
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So, how many seconds of
that should I waste on truth,
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which is an artificial construct
that rarely holds up in court,
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and has never changed
the outcome of a fight.
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- I'm sorry you have to see him like this.
- Well, he is right about one thing,
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if City College can't support
their claim, it's libel, we can have
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the station pull the ad, but that is
precisely why the truth does matter.
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- The Brenda paradox.
- I found the dog.
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I also found a lot of people's
social security numbers.
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You know, this incident's gone to far.
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Yeah.
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This says she's registered
as a border terrier.
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- They said Staffordshire in the commercial.
- Isn't that something?
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I mean we've known this animal 30
seconds and she's already unreliable.
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Who is the real Ruffles?
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I'm sorry. Our strategy
is to go after the dog?
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Our strategy is denial, which
includes discrediting the source.
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Aben, can you make one of those attack ads?
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Jeff wants me to make me an attack
ad. So, why is he a pedophile?
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- Just demonstrating the formula.
- You can refine your technique as you go.
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I wanna know everything about this Ruffles,
she thinks she went to this school, fine.
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But, maybe she thinks
cat turds are delicious.
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And maybe she barks just a
little bit more, at black mailmen.
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And she's spayed now, but how
many puppies are out there?
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If you do this, we're no
better than City College.
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We've never been better than City
College. We gave a degree to a dog.
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Allegedly, this conversation is privileged.
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I could do a Banksy style stencil of a
dog, and spray paint it all over a school.
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That sounds great!
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But first, why don't you
go get a bunch of coffee,
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drink all of it, then go get
some more and bring it back here.
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I actually love that idea.
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- Mm-hm.
- I'll go with her.
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She's wearing my pants.
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I know this is crazy, but I'm gonna
check the school records to see if,
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you know, we gave a degree to a dog.
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- We didn't.
- That's good.
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You guys go find that
truth you love so much.
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If it's the kind we can use, bring it back.
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If not, you know, stuff gets lost.
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No. No. Bad! We are
better than City College.
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We always have been.
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Which is why I know, that we
did not give a degree to a dog.
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Oh.
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I say we fight fire with fire.
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City College try to embarrass us?
We should embarrass them, right?
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Right.
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I say I go to City College with a camera,
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shoot a really gross porno movie
on their campus and put it online.
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- Fine.
- Cool.
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Wait, what?
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It's very inspiring to watch you work.
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You are inspiring, too.
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In what way?
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I need olives, can you bring me olives?
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Not again. You did this a month ago.
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Then I brought them to you, and
you acted like you hated them.
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It's only my style to be secret,
please bring me five can of olives.
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Five cans?
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But don't believe me if I say I don't
like. I'm just pretending I hate olives.
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Honestly? I couldn't care less
if they gave a dog a degree.
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Me neither.
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In fact, I kinda hope they did.
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- Well, why is that?
- I don't know.
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They all treat me like I'm a joke.
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But if a dog got a degree,
that means we're all a joke.
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Mm.
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Whoa.
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Natalie is freezing?
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- You know them?
- Yeah of course I know. But how do you?
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- You're...
- Black?
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No. Old.
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Oh, I'm sorry I just meant that,
when I was into them I was like 15.
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I was like 40.
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I never really listened to
music, when I was growing up.
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I was in my own world, but one
day at work, I heard this sound.
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It was Pillar of Garbage.
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Oh, that is their best song. Best song.
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I've got it right here.
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- Would you play it?
- Yeah.
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You know, you know what?
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You know, those guys are going to
need coffee if they're going to keep
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that dog from having a degree.
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There are things at, at
stake here. I, I get that now.
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I found the smell. Someone filed a taco.
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Things that will otherwise get
filed straight to my thighs.
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Hm, so I know you agree with me
that we need to find the truth,
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but do you agree that the
truth won't be horrible?
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I'm not psychic Annie, that's an
illusion caused by extreme preparedness.
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But, what do you hope is true?
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Oh, God, no, I never hope.
Hope is pouting in advance.
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Hope is faith's richer, bitchier sister.
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Hope is the deformed attic bound incest
monster offspring of entitlement and fear.
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My life results tripled
the year I gave up hope
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and every game on my phone that
had anything to do with farming.
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What's true will be true, Annie.
Our job is to deal with that truth.
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- You sound a little like Jeff.
- Jeff said I sound like Abed.
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I wonder if Britta
thinks I sound like Chang.
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I assume Chang thinks I sound like
distant explosions and crying babies,
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you know, he's unstable, right?
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Yep.
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Oh, a transcript for Ruffles.
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- You think that's our guy?
- I do.
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- Oh my God.
- So many classes.
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- See what hope does?
- Screw you, Frankie!
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I'm sorry, Annie. But I don't think
you're seeing this for what it is.
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It's a transcript for a dog.
A really, really long one!
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It's proof that Jeff was
right. This school has no value.
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Yeah, but this folder has no degree. Look.
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What's that?
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Victory.
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You know, within the context of Greendale.
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- Would it be better if we...
- No.
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- Never know until you try.
- Never know until I try.
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- What?
- I said we're quite a team.
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Here's the coffee. Let me know if
there's anything else I can do to help.
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We could use some fresh eyes on this cut.
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We could?
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Has anyone told you you're
difficult to work with?
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Everyone in your line of work.
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This is Ruffles.
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She'd like you to believe she's a
college graduate and a good girl.
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But Ruffles is anything, but...
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When Ruffles moved into
her neighborhood in 2007,
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dead squirrels went up by 17%.
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Coincidence?
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Ask this bunny.
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Ruffles stole cookies from a Girl Scout,
impersonated a lobster,
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has had 27 children with
five different fathers,
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and, according to one local doctor,
has worms.
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Ruffles might claim she doesn't.
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Ruffles claims a lot of things,
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maybe that's why Ruffles
once spent time on death row.
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Ruffles, not a lobster,
not a student, not a good dog.
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Paid for by humanity versus Ruffles.
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I originally wanted the voice-over
to be a James Earl Jones impersonator,
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but the James Spader impersonator
turned out pretty good.
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I do wish he'd leave, though.
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- You really let that dog have it.
- Yeah.
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Which I, I realize, is important now.
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- Is it okay if I crash on...
- Yeah. Yes. Yes.
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- What are you doing?
- Nothing at all.
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I wouldn't say that. You just put
five huge cans of olives next to me.
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Just something I felt like doing.
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This isn't the first time you've done this.
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I'm really confused by this.
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- Is it code for something?
- I don't know.
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And I don't care.
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Jackpot, relative to Greendale.
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My God, look at the course
load, this dog was an animal.
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Most of them were attendance based.
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How is this good news?
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Unpaid library fees, 15 dollars,
diploma withheld until payment remitted.
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No degree, the commercial's a lie.
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I'm gonna call the station right
now and have them pull the ad.
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Eat crap Ruffles, and not just your own.
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- Guys, let it go.
- What are you talking about?
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The sad truth is that a
dog can get a degree here.
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Yeah, but the happy truth is none did.
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There's a difference
between truth and honesty.
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Library dues? Who cares!
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Ruffles put the work in
relative to Greendale.
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That City College ad
may be technically a lie,
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but it's really dishonest
to kill it on a technicality.
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And dragging this dog's
name through the mud?
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That's worse than dishonest. That's evil!
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Evil? I'll cop to silly.
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Somethings are silly and
evil, like candy cigarettes.
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And remember when Flava
Flav had that reality show?
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I don't own a TV.
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Honestly, I think the most
honest thing we can do right now.
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The only thing that will make
us better then City College,
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is to let that ad run and take our lumps.
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Annie, this started with me sleeping
and getting yelled at for not helping.
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If it ends with you yelling at me
for not sleeping, that's not a story,
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that's a German art film.
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Let, let it go.
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I am a female student being physically
overpowered by a male teacher.
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Damn it! Britta, get her.
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- Frankie, get her!
- Annie, sweetie, think about this practically.
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If being better than City College means
letting them destroy us then what is the point?
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If surviving means being like them,
what's the point?
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Why not let one school die, and enroll
at the one where my grades matter.
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If those are your terms.
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If the price of that
transcript is you transferring?
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We accept.
Personally, I hope you're bluffing.
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Yeah, well, here's what hope gets you.
Hope and $1.49 will get you a candy bar.
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- Buck 79.
- Are you serious? Jesus!
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Have fun with your lying,
cheating, dog smearing,
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truth blurring, trouser swapping school.
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I remember when candy bars were 50 cents.
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If someone says, hey, I just joined Mensa.
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Or I consider myself a
postmodern this or that.
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You could say, yeah, that and $.
50 could get you a candy bar,
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or that and a quarter
could get you a phone call.
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It was easy to be unimpressed back then.
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I mean it was, literally, cheaper.
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All right, we're kinda bummed out right now.
Annie has just left.
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Oh, were you guys close?
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- Abed, I don't wanna talk right now.
- Okay.
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Just so you know, the Greendale
ad is gonna go up any time now.
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I thought you might want to see it.
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- You know I don't to be a part of that.
- Just trust me.
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This is Ruffles.
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Ruffles was a student at
Greendale Community College,
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she came really close to getting a degree,
which means two things.
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She's an exceptional dog, and Greendale
really needs to get its shit together.
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We're working on it.
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We're working hard.
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And the good news is,
when you work hard at Greendale,
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no matter who or what you are, it pays off.
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Right, Ruffles?
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Jesus.
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Greendale Community College.
You're already accepted.
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You guys I knew you
wouldn't do that to Ruffles.
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- You hoped.
- I hoped and it worked.
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- Hope points.
- Hope points.
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You do understand that what we did, was
also just the most prudent tactical move,
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getting in front of the scandal,
Letterman style.
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Yes, Jeff, don't worry. I promise I'll
never mistake you for having a heart.
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Thank you.
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Kiss City College goodbye.
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- I did it.
- Did what?
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That stuff we talked about.
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- Who are you?
- I'm the plumber?
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- Why?
- Here's why!
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Oh.
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Oh, God.
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Aw.
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This is pornography? Doy.
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- You're the only actor.
- So?
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What kind of lens is this?
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- Who cares?
- You might be a genius.
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Why did you do this?
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What parent is going to let their kid
go to a school if a porn got shot there?
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But you shot in front of a plaster
wall that could be anywhere.
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And you're wearing your Greendale T-shirt.
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Okay genius, but the title is
Chang does Greendale, oh wait.
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Reshoots.
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The Dean? Hellos?
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Are you in trouble? Is everything okay?
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Is life hard everywhere?
Is everyone alone?
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All the time. Are you at home Jeffrey?
Should I come over?
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You cannot come to me.
I must confession you...
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I am not Jeffrey.
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I understand. I rarely know who I am.
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- No, I mean I am not Jeffrey.
- Let it out.
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I am Takashi. I am teenage boy in Tokyo.
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I think we all are sometimes.
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I am sorry for making fun before,
but now I need a friend.
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Why don't I bring you some olives tomorrow,
Jeffrey?
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- I am not Jeffrey!
- I am not the Dean!
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I often think about that night.
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Such a small event, but ultimately...
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the moment that would
lead me to becoming Ioban.
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Highest the leader of the Yakuza.
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