1 00:00:07,495 --> 00:00:09,802 Dammit! 2 00:00:09,803 --> 00:00:10,891 Come on. 3 00:00:10,892 --> 00:00:12,173 Oh, Elroy! 4 00:00:12,174 --> 00:00:16,334 Elroy, hey. 5 00:00:16,335 --> 00:00:18,820 - Computer no worky. - Please don't do that. 6 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:23,570 - Computer no worky. - Did you forget your password again? 7 00:00:23,571 --> 00:00:26,480 Pelton, I can't keep track of all the parakeets you had growing up. 8 00:00:26,481 --> 00:00:27,640 This is different. 9 00:00:27,641 --> 00:00:30,100 No matter what I do, I get the same error. 10 00:00:30,101 --> 00:00:31,160 Which one? 11 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:33,610 You have been owned by Elite Fleet 69. 12 00:00:33,611 --> 00:00:36,490 Our hacks are all up in your systems. 13 00:00:36,491 --> 00:00:39,517 I'm not bothering to pronounce them, but there are a lot of z's being used. 14 00:00:42,518 --> 00:00:43,586 Oh, crap. 15 00:00:43,587 --> 00:00:45,681 What? 16 00:00:45,682 --> 00:00:48,705 Is there another Mask movie coming out? 17 00:00:48,706 --> 00:00:50,934 - The school's been hacked. - What? 18 00:00:50,935 --> 00:00:53,160 - How can we stop it? - It's too late, it's happened. 19 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:59,650 No parlo hablo too late at Greendale Elroy. There's always something that can be done. 20 00:00:59,651 --> 00:01:01,850 You know I, I wasn't gonna say anything but. 21 00:01:01,851 --> 00:01:03,277 You could cut the hardline at the mainframe. 22 00:01:03,278 --> 00:01:04,644 Hardline. Mainframe. 23 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:12,063 To the mainframe! To the mainframe! 24 00:01:12,064 --> 00:01:18,090 Cut the hardline. 25 00:01:18,091 --> 00:01:21,319 - You were being sarcastic? - Yeah, but you should look at this. 26 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,740 Cancel your offensive performance. 27 00:01:24,741 --> 00:01:26,430 You know the one we mean. 28 00:01:26,431 --> 00:01:28,200 We have all your information. 29 00:01:28,201 --> 00:01:34,480 If you do not cancel this hateful comedy show, you will taste our power in this way. 30 00:01:34,481 --> 00:01:36,160 - There's a link. - Don't click it. 31 00:01:36,161 --> 00:01:37,710 Oh, what, the green skull will give me a virus? 32 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:40,640 My God. 33 00:01:42,180 --> 00:01:43,134 It's the lunch lady's emails. 34 00:01:43,135 --> 00:01:46,193 It's all the lunch lady's emails. 35 00:01:46,194 --> 00:01:48,404 Which lunch lady? 36 00:01:48,405 --> 00:01:49,472 The hot one? 37 00:01:51,469 --> 00:01:52,984 You mean the one who serves the hot food? 38 00:01:52,985 --> 00:01:57,215 Mmm, that's the one. 39 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:39,950 Please tell me you guys aren't sitting there reading the lunch lady's 40 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:40,724 leaked e-mails. 41 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:46,370 No one here could ever do that, not even in shifts, it's decades of data. 42 00:02:46,371 --> 00:02:49,430 I'm reading the Greendale Gazette's highlights of the lunch lady's e-mails. 43 00:02:49,431 --> 00:02:51,610 I found a torrent of all the highlights if you don't want to wait for 44 00:02:51,611 --> 00:02:52,190 the ads to load. 45 00:02:52,191 --> 00:02:53,370 Abed, that's stealing. 46 00:02:53,371 --> 00:02:54,150 Those ads are there so 47 00:02:54,151 --> 00:02:56,580 the Gazette can pay people to through the lunch lady's email. 48 00:02:56,581 --> 00:02:58,750 Not to get too liberal, but once they're online, 49 00:02:58,751 --> 00:03:01,270 does anyone really own the lunch lady's emails? 50 00:03:01,271 --> 00:03:04,160 That's why the future of the internet is branded content. 51 00:03:04,161 --> 00:03:07,782 WazzleDazzle.com has got five Bacardi cocktails inspired by the lunch 52 00:03:07,783 --> 00:03:09,544 lady's most embarrassing secrets. 53 00:03:09,545 --> 00:03:10,868 Ooh. 54 00:03:10,869 --> 00:03:13,680 You guys are violating her privacy. 55 00:03:13,681 --> 00:03:15,470 I'm pretty sure the media's doing that, Britta. 56 00:03:15,471 --> 00:03:16,660 We're just reading the news. 57 00:03:16,661 --> 00:03:19,467 The police are here about our computers being hacked. 58 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,045 Hi, guys. 59 00:03:22,046 --> 00:03:24,240 I see a few familiar faces here. 60 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:25,460 A few new ones, as well. 61 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:29,639 No, just gonna keep the cop you've known for for five years at arms length? 62 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:30,800 I get it. 63 00:03:30,801 --> 00:03:32,820 What have you boys been able to figure out? 64 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:33,550 Don't call us boys. 65 00:03:33,551 --> 00:03:34,600 And it's a unique case, 66 00:03:34,601 --> 00:03:37,820 because it's hard to decide what laws are being broken. 67 00:03:37,821 --> 00:03:39,840 Unless you count the lunch lady's sex life. 68 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:45,248 Thanks, thanks a lot. 69 00:03:45,249 --> 00:03:50,154 Anyway, our city does have a cyber-crime division, but it's well, 70 00:03:50,155 --> 00:03:51,476 it's pretty new. 71 00:03:51,477 --> 00:03:52,173 Any leads? 72 00:03:52,174 --> 00:03:53,470 Officer Warburton. 73 00:03:53,471 --> 00:03:55,560 I want McDonald's. 74 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:57,750 Wants. 75 00:03:57,751 --> 00:03:59,039 McDonald's. 76 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,672 Some of you probably can't see from where you're sitting. 77 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:04,220 It's literally a child in an adult sized police uniform. 78 00:04:04,221 --> 00:04:06,730 It's cute, but it doesn't help our situation. 79 00:04:06,731 --> 00:04:08,290 So what do we make of the demands? 80 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,100 Well we were able to find out a little more. 81 00:04:10,101 --> 00:04:14,020 This message was posted online and signed, The Hackers. 82 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:18,230 And we assume it's legit because well, that's just where we're at. 83 00:04:18,231 --> 00:04:20,878 Greendale, cancel the performance of the terrorist comedian 84 00:04:20,879 --> 00:04:25,790 Gupta Gupty Gupta, who seeks to spread hatred with his hateful comedy. 85 00:04:25,791 --> 00:04:27,615 You guys booked Gupta Gupty Gupta? 86 00:04:27,616 --> 00:04:28,824 $700. 87 00:04:28,825 --> 00:04:32,034 Oh my God, Dean, he's renowned for his racist act. 88 00:04:32,035 --> 00:04:34,210 How can he be racist? 89 00:04:34,211 --> 00:04:36,060 Listen to his name. 90 00:04:36,061 --> 00:04:38,820 Well, the message says if you don't cancel his performance, what happened 91 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:41,830 to the lunch lady's gonna happen to everyone on the activities committee. 92 00:04:41,831 --> 00:04:42,590 Ha. 93 00:04:42,591 --> 00:04:44,080 We don't have a... 94 00:04:44,081 --> 00:04:44,968 Oh, God, that's us. 95 00:04:44,969 --> 00:04:45,896 Ha! 96 00:04:45,897 --> 00:04:47,040 So, what do we do? 97 00:04:47,041 --> 00:04:47,958 That's up to the school. 98 00:04:47,959 --> 00:04:51,298 Though I'm just a cop, born in a small town, raised in the heartland, 99 00:04:51,299 --> 00:04:54,640 but I say cancel the performance, and give the government the sweeping powers 100 00:04:54,641 --> 00:04:57,843 it needs to detect and eliminate people before they turn into hackers. 101 00:04:57,844 --> 00:04:58,969 Think that's all I've got. 102 00:04:58,970 --> 00:05:00,429 How's everything otherwise? 103 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:04,808 Stoked for avengers, avengers, avengers, avengers? 104 00:05:04,809 --> 00:05:06,658 I hear Marvel got really hands on this time, 105 00:05:06,659 --> 00:05:09,768 they really pinned in Joss Whedon creatively, so how can that go wrong? 106 00:05:09,769 --> 00:05:11,445 Okay, see ya. 107 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:16,684 I guess I'm gonna call a press conference and 108 00:05:16,685 --> 00:05:18,237 announce the comedy is cancelled. 109 00:05:18,238 --> 00:05:19,068 Wait hold on. 110 00:05:23,455 --> 00:05:24,082 What's that? 111 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,073 Do your thing, inspire them. 112 00:05:26,074 --> 00:05:26,880 To do what? 113 00:05:26,881 --> 00:05:29,045 To rise to the occasion. 114 00:05:29,046 --> 00:05:32,750 To not let these hackers push us around. 115 00:05:32,751 --> 00:05:35,337 Don't you guys think that we have an obligation here? 116 00:05:35,338 --> 00:05:37,311 The cop says no. 117 00:05:37,312 --> 00:05:41,973 Well the cops say that your car trunk has something to do with 9/11. 118 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:44,353 They're not philosophers, they're crossing guards with guns. 119 00:05:44,354 --> 00:05:46,350 This is on us as a committee. 120 00:05:46,351 --> 00:05:47,894 The eyes of the world... 121 00:05:47,895 --> 00:05:50,228 Are within hundreds of miles of this room. 122 00:05:50,229 --> 00:05:52,028 Okay, how about the eyes of something bigger? 123 00:05:52,029 --> 00:05:53,154 Aren't you an atheist? 124 00:05:53,155 --> 00:05:55,035 Don't you hate this government? 125 00:05:55,036 --> 00:05:57,417 Are you even planning on going to see this comic? 126 00:05:57,418 --> 00:06:01,504 Yes, pretty much and of course not, I was planning to protest him. 127 00:06:01,505 --> 00:06:03,925 But I can't believe I'm the one saying this. 128 00:06:03,926 --> 00:06:06,586 For God sakes, we're freaking Americans. 129 00:06:06,587 --> 00:06:09,653 We're talking about freedom of speech, it's the amendment so 130 00:06:09,654 --> 00:06:12,795 important it's literally the first one they remembered to add. 131 00:06:12,796 --> 00:06:13,677 For white people. 132 00:06:13,678 --> 00:06:14,699 With penises. 133 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:17,676 We prefer to be called people without color or vaginas. 134 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:20,259 Look, I know some things have gotten too simple and 135 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:23,926 other things have gotten too complicated, but we still have a legacy 136 00:06:23,927 --> 00:06:25,083 and a job in this country. 137 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:28,129 We're the colony so high maintenance the British gave up. 138 00:06:28,130 --> 00:06:31,292 We're so obnoxious the French sent us a statue. 139 00:06:31,293 --> 00:06:33,399 Nobody tells us to shut up. 140 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:37,062 And yes, I know that our wealth is no longer distributed, and yes, 141 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:40,857 our democracy has been hijacked and turned into a puppet show about two 142 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:44,329 fake parties that are controlled by a cartel of monopolies, and 143 00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:47,441 yes, if our votes had any real power they'd be illegal. 144 00:06:47,442 --> 00:06:50,013 Britta! Freedom of speech acknowledged. 145 00:06:50,014 --> 00:06:51,278 Trust us. 146 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:53,089 Cancel the show and you cancel people. 147 00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:55,039 Might as well bring dinosaurs back. 148 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,235 What? Let her finish. 149 00:06:56,236 --> 00:06:58,946 Britta, you saw what they did to the lunch lady. 150 00:06:58,947 --> 00:07:01,187 You wanna guess how much better my emails are? 151 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:04,397 You want me to call a press conference and say, now do me? 152 00:07:04,398 --> 00:07:07,266 No, I'll do it. 153 00:07:07,267 --> 00:07:09,255 Let them leak me. 154 00:07:13,730 --> 00:07:15,292 I'm not letting you do this alone. 155 00:07:16,543 --> 00:07:17,472 Screw it. 156 00:07:17,473 --> 00:07:21,119 I'm in. 157 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:25,501 Someone has to be the last to stand up, and now that someone isn't me. 158 00:07:25,502 --> 00:07:28,925 I kinda zoned out and assume we're standing to go see Avengers. 159 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:31,717 These guys are giving hackers a bad name. 160 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:34,921 And hacker is already such a dumb name. 161 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,472 I'm not an idealist, I'm a pragmatist. 162 00:07:37,473 --> 00:07:39,926 And it's never pragmatic to piss you guys off. 163 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:43,375 So, fine. 164 00:07:43,376 --> 00:07:44,466 You guys. 165 00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:46,300 This is so inspiring. 166 00:07:46,301 --> 00:07:49,609 I guess, just let me know how it goes. 167 00:07:49,610 --> 00:07:52,442 No matter what happens I'm with you, but don't tell anyone I'm with you. 168 00:07:52,443 --> 00:07:55,272 If you do, I'll deny it, but I'm with you here and now. 169 00:07:55,273 --> 00:07:58,113 Not literally here and now, right now I'm leaving, 170 00:07:58,114 --> 00:08:00,586 but I will always have been with you secretly. 171 00:08:00,587 --> 00:08:01,178 Bye. 172 00:08:03,342 --> 00:08:07,501 The performance by Goopta Goopty Goopta will go on as scheduled tomorrow 173 00:08:07,502 --> 00:08:11,522 night, and we encourage anyone who believes in freedom to attend Mr. 174 00:08:11,523 --> 00:08:13,038 Goopta's performance. 175 00:08:13,039 --> 00:08:17,038 Although, as a woman, and someone with many Jewish and black friends, 176 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:18,556 I will be deeply offended. 177 00:08:18,557 --> 00:08:22,545 I'm petitioning to have Mr. Gupta banned from all campuses across America. 178 00:08:22,546 --> 00:08:24,447 But, one thing at a time. 179 00:08:24,448 --> 00:08:28,388 First, freedom of speech does not just apply to speech you want to hear. 180 00:08:28,389 --> 00:08:29,485 Case in point, am I right? 181 00:08:30,948 --> 00:08:32,103 Definitely get my good side, right here. 182 00:08:32,104 --> 00:08:32,759 Mm. 183 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,320 Oh, I'm being censored! 184 00:08:34,321 --> 00:08:35,580 I'm being censored! 185 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:37,508 Anyway, there's coffee and scotch in the corner. 186 00:08:37,509 --> 00:08:39,945 Screw the hackers and long live Greendale! 187 00:08:39,946 --> 00:08:45,592 Yeah. 188 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:48,251 All right, I'll see you guys at sound check in the cafeteria tomorrow. 189 00:08:48,252 --> 00:08:51,260 And there is a good chance that we are going to be targeted, so 190 00:08:51,261 --> 00:08:53,154 nobody gets on the internet tonight. 191 00:08:53,155 --> 00:08:54,257 What do we say? 192 00:08:54,258 --> 00:08:55,569 No peeking at the leaking. 193 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:57,130 Promise, promise, promise? 194 00:08:57,131 --> 00:08:57,989 Okay. 195 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:00,723 Jeff. 196 00:09:00,724 --> 00:09:01,298 Mm. 197 00:09:01,299 --> 00:09:03,713 Thank you for backing me up, a little. 198 00:09:03,714 --> 00:09:06,069 Well, you turned into the path of least resistance. 199 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:08,890 Deflect all you want, but you're putting your ass one the line for an ideal. 200 00:09:08,891 --> 00:09:11,479 Well, maybe a fraction of a butt cheek on the line. 201 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,577 It's not like I used that stupid Greendale email for anything 202 00:09:14,578 --> 00:09:17,065 but porn subscriptions and improv show mailing lists. 203 00:09:17,066 --> 00:09:20,966 What makes you think it's only your Greendale email they'll be leaking? 204 00:09:20,967 --> 00:09:23,584 Because they hacked Greendale. 205 00:09:23,585 --> 00:09:25,162 Do you have a computer in your office? 206 00:09:25,163 --> 00:09:25,970 Yes. 207 00:09:25,971 --> 00:09:28,210 Do you check your emails on that computer? 208 00:09:28,211 --> 00:09:29,535 Uh-huh. 209 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,497 You look at boobies on it? 210 00:09:31,498 --> 00:09:33,830 One time. 211 00:09:33,831 --> 00:09:35,584 They got it. 212 00:09:35,585 --> 00:09:37,811 They got everything. 213 00:09:37,812 --> 00:09:41,545 It's Vietnam now, baby. 214 00:09:41,546 --> 00:09:43,379 It's Vietnam! 215 00:09:48,503 --> 00:09:50,715 Anyways, like I said, thanks. 216 00:10:15,336 --> 00:10:16,415 Hello. 217 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,041 Hello. 218 00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:29,291 Girls. 219 00:10:29,292 --> 00:10:29,976 Frankie. 220 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,520 Francesca. 221 00:10:31,521 --> 00:10:34,600 Word around school is our emails have been leaked. 222 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:35,300 Is that so? 223 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,140 Oh, the first you've heard of it? 224 00:10:37,141 --> 00:10:39,140 I guess I heard some rumblings. 225 00:10:39,141 --> 00:10:42,120 Hm, rumblings. 226 00:10:42,121 --> 00:10:42,949 Hm. Hm. 227 00:10:49,906 --> 00:10:50,789 Hello, Jeff. 228 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:51,996 Hello, Jeff. 229 00:10:51,997 --> 00:10:54,492 Jeff Winger. 230 00:10:54,493 --> 00:10:55,444 Annie. 231 00:10:55,445 --> 00:10:56,861 Britta. 232 00:10:56,862 --> 00:10:58,591 Frankie. 233 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:08,970 I hear the hackers leaked our emails. 234 00:11:08,971 --> 00:11:12,012 Yeah. Something like that. 235 00:11:12,013 --> 00:11:13,304 Should we help set up chairs? 236 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:14,430 Sure. 237 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:28,967 Something was wrong with that one. 238 00:11:28,968 --> 00:11:32,915 Bad chair. 239 00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:34,367 Hi, how's everybody doing? 240 00:11:34,368 --> 00:11:35,876 I asked a damn question. 241 00:11:35,877 --> 00:11:36,619 Fine. 242 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:37,292 Fine. 243 00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:38,001 New look. 244 00:11:38,002 --> 00:11:39,452 I'm glad you like it. 245 00:11:39,453 --> 00:11:42,890 I'd hate to think my wardrobe wasn't passing muster with this group. 246 00:11:42,891 --> 00:11:46,345 So here I am in a brand new outfit with an up-to-the-minute shirt. 247 00:11:46,346 --> 00:11:47,424 Okay. 248 00:11:47,425 --> 00:11:49,704 I'm not usually the best at non-verbal cues, so I have to ask, 249 00:11:49,705 --> 00:11:52,810 is it possible that everyone here but me read all of each other's leaked emails? 250 00:11:52,811 --> 00:11:53,500 No. Absolutely not. 251 00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:54,200 It's possible. 252 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,140 I read it all. 253 00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:58,839 I read all your crap. 254 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:03,748 I have read everything you guys have ever wrote about me in an email. 255 00:12:03,749 --> 00:12:07,921 And you guys are the worst people in the world. 256 00:12:07,922 --> 00:12:09,660 Screw you guys. 257 00:12:09,661 --> 00:12:10,800 Not cool. 258 00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:13,360 Mean, mean, mean. 259 00:12:13,361 --> 00:12:14,460 Point it at me and I will eat it! 260 00:12:14,461 --> 00:12:15,130 What? 261 00:12:15,131 --> 00:12:17,600 I will bite your little finger off and I will eat it! 262 00:12:17,601 --> 00:12:21,272 Then, let's see you type more descriptions of my Houseguest-era Sinbad 263 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:21,885 wardrobe. 264 00:12:21,886 --> 00:12:23,550 Ah-ha. 265 00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:26,740 That's a direct quote from a really mean email I wrote about him. 266 00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:28,367 So now who's the bad guy? 267 00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:29,924 Okay. How much of the leak did each of you read? 268 00:12:29,925 --> 00:12:30,893 I have a right to fit in! 269 00:12:30,894 --> 00:12:31,760 Okay, stop it! Stop it! 270 00:12:31,761 --> 00:12:34,690 Why don't we all just admit that we... 271 00:12:34,691 --> 00:12:35,899 I'm not admitting it. 272 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:36,596 Oh, Annie, get over it. 273 00:12:36,597 --> 00:12:38,014 Come on. 274 00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:42,134 You had my blood tested for amphetamines? 275 00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:44,830 You were extra jumpy last spring. 276 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,820 We had to double check to be safe. 277 00:12:46,821 --> 00:12:50,420 I don't think I'm jumpy enough if my friends can steal my blood. 278 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,810 Oh, you gave it to us. 279 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,850 For that human genome project? 280 00:12:54,851 --> 00:12:56,480 We only used half of it for that. 281 00:12:56,481 --> 00:12:57,511 By the way, you're one percent Neanderthal. 282 00:12:57,512 --> 00:12:58,475 Ew. 283 00:12:58,476 --> 00:13:01,630 How can you judge anyone, light switch licker? 284 00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:03,410 Like this, ew. 285 00:13:03,411 --> 00:13:05,090 You guys hear that sound? 286 00:13:05,091 --> 00:13:07,360 That is the sound of the hackers winning. 287 00:13:07,361 --> 00:13:12,080 Our school's out there right now, pawing through our dirty laundry, 288 00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:15,090 laughing at us, waiting to see what we're gonna do, 289 00:13:15,091 --> 00:13:19,870 waiting to see who wins in the battle between terror and cool. 290 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,160 We got to be cool, man. 291 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,362 We got to be cool. 292 00:13:29,146 --> 00:13:33,442 And set up for a show. 293 00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:36,731 Abed, if you wouldn't mind please checking the sound system. 294 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,090 No problem. 295 00:13:38,091 --> 00:13:39,630 Unless you're too busy telling your girlfriend I 296 00:13:39,631 --> 00:13:41,370 don't understand Donnie Darko. 297 00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:42,120 Annie. I'm cool. 298 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,581 I'll set up the box office. 299 00:13:47,088 --> 00:13:51,522 Oh, or will me opening a box office unfairly influence wagers 300 00:13:51,523 --> 00:13:55,116 in your betting pool about my sexual preference? 301 00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:58,710 We saw this one coming, and we are so sorry. 302 00:13:58,711 --> 00:13:59,650 Oh, that cuts it. 303 00:13:59,651 --> 00:14:02,220 The word sorry fills that crater right to the brim, yeah. 304 00:14:02,221 --> 00:14:03,110 Oh, boo hoo. 305 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:07,090 Your friends are curious about your night life. 306 00:14:07,091 --> 00:14:08,660 We kept it among friends. 307 00:14:08,661 --> 00:14:12,940 You told human resources I was a functional alcoholic. 308 00:14:12,941 --> 00:14:15,890 I am required to file a report on every teacher, and 309 00:14:15,891 --> 00:14:18,740 if you throw another tantrum I will revise yours. 310 00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:20,780 To what? Non-lethal murderer? 311 00:14:20,781 --> 00:14:22,940 Armless javelin thrower? 312 00:14:22,941 --> 00:14:25,790 What in your unqualified, buzzword-bloated, 313 00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:29,970 little red school house of a brain is a functional alcoholic? 314 00:14:29,971 --> 00:14:32,510 What in your brain is a chapstick lesbian? 315 00:14:32,511 --> 00:14:34,100 To me, 300 bucks. 316 00:14:34,101 --> 00:14:35,540 Unless you care to refute it. 317 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:40,230 My sexuality is of zero concern to my job and to everyone here. 318 00:14:40,231 --> 00:14:43,820 I swear, if you people were trapped on a tiger-infested island 319 00:14:43,821 --> 00:14:48,950 with no food or water, you would judge every ship that came to save you. 320 00:14:48,951 --> 00:14:51,910 How does the tigers survive without food or water? 321 00:14:51,911 --> 00:14:53,880 Oh, it's not cute, Annie. 322 00:14:53,881 --> 00:14:55,315 And I read your entry in the pool. 323 00:14:55,316 --> 00:14:58,777 Was your goal to win or just be disgusting? 324 00:14:58,778 --> 00:15:00,988 I had to pick last. 325 00:15:00,989 --> 00:15:04,394 Yeah, well, we all read about ourselves in your weirdly long, 326 00:15:04,395 --> 00:15:08,450 melodramatic emails to your sister, who you might notice never responds. 327 00:15:08,451 --> 00:15:09,650 Take a hint. 328 00:15:09,651 --> 00:15:10,620 She's dead. 329 00:15:14,124 --> 00:15:18,840 I pretend to write her emails as a journaling device. 330 00:15:18,841 --> 00:15:21,900 You wretched, evasive little gremlin. 331 00:15:21,901 --> 00:15:26,540 Okay, why don't we just call that rock bottom. 332 00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:27,094 Check one, check two. 333 00:15:27,095 --> 00:15:29,427 Check one, check two. 334 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:33,719 Well, well, well, it looks like Jeff Winger auto-paid his car insurance and 335 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,180 Annie's book club has a meeting tomorrow. 336 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,034 Where do you guys find the bad stuff? 337 00:15:40,838 --> 00:15:44,142 Maybe, maybe what we all need to do here is have everyone in the room 338 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,810 address and own one thing that they know is out there. 339 00:15:46,811 --> 00:15:48,510 No blame, no shame. 340 00:15:48,511 --> 00:15:50,410 Just an explanation. 341 00:15:50,411 --> 00:15:51,180 I'll start. 342 00:15:51,181 --> 00:15:53,500 Now, I'm sure by now, you've all seen the emails between me and 343 00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:56,030 the Patterson family of Herndon, Virginia. 344 00:15:56,031 --> 00:15:57,000 Not me. No. 345 00:15:57,001 --> 00:16:00,423 I received their first letter as part of a family email chain, 346 00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:01,713 Christmas of 2007. 347 00:16:01,714 --> 00:16:02,730 I don't think you owe us. 348 00:16:02,731 --> 00:16:06,080 Although, I, I didn't understand why they'd written me. 349 00:16:06,081 --> 00:16:07,800 I responded politely. 350 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,830 When I realized they had somehow mistaken me for their cousin. 351 00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:14,250 For some reason, I suppose it was loneliness, 352 00:16:14,251 --> 00:16:17,300 I simply failed to disabuse them of that notion. 353 00:16:17,301 --> 00:16:17,990 Well, that's... 354 00:16:17,991 --> 00:16:21,883 I've come to love Barb and George, and Gelson and Roselle. 355 00:16:21,884 --> 00:16:25,302 And even Uncle Paul with all his flaws. 356 00:16:25,303 --> 00:16:28,740 And even though our relationship is based on a lie, for me it's. 357 00:16:31,743 --> 00:16:33,745 One of the realest, I'll ever know. 358 00:16:33,746 --> 00:16:35,089 Mm. 359 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:39,478 I hope you don't think by explaining that, you're off the hook for 360 00:16:39,479 --> 00:16:44,256 the 3D models you've been making of our bodies without our permission. 361 00:16:44,257 --> 00:16:47,220 That's what those photos were for? 362 00:16:47,221 --> 00:16:49,790 I'm making a game about lady time travelers. 363 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,850 Where in your pants? 364 00:16:51,851 --> 00:16:53,170 That's pretty creepy, Elroy. 365 00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:54,380 Oh, you guys are so suave. 366 00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:56,570 You're such gentlemen. 367 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,590 You and Chang have a daily email chain ranking Annie and 368 00:17:00,591 --> 00:17:02,000 Britta one and two. 369 00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:06,123 By which you mean, Chang emails me rankings every day and I don't respond. 370 00:17:06,124 --> 00:17:09,989 Except for February 7th, 2013. 371 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:12,200 Chang, Britta is one, Annie is two. 372 00:17:12,201 --> 00:17:14,411 Jeff, ha, yeah. 373 00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:16,413 Jeff, gross. 374 00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:21,010 And Britta, way to instantly memorize the exact date of your big victory. 375 00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:24,570 Hey, silver and gold, ladies, ain't no losers there. 376 00:17:24,571 --> 00:17:26,710 Okay, I think we're losing sight of what's important. 377 00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:28,830 Says the woman suing her father for $80. 378 00:17:28,831 --> 00:17:31,230 Tell it to your fake family. 379 00:17:31,231 --> 00:17:34,680 Have you made any creepy boob models of Jezel yet? 380 00:17:34,681 --> 00:17:36,430 Jezel is like a daughter to me. 381 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:40,240 But arguably more like a daughter to her parents. 382 00:17:40,241 --> 00:17:42,830 Didn't you have your own family? 383 00:17:42,831 --> 00:17:44,691 Oh, go write an astronaut. 384 00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:46,400 Oh, did anyone see Jeff's letters? 385 00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:47,380 He writes to astronauts. 386 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,490 Talk about creepy. 387 00:17:49,491 --> 00:17:50,720 They're national heroes! 388 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:51,406 Yes, they are! 389 00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:52,365 Leave them alone. 390 00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:54,075 Ooh, this I gotta see. 391 00:17:54,076 --> 00:17:55,452 You know, what I don't want to see? 392 00:17:55,453 --> 00:17:59,035 Your exchanges with your life coach about the study group when we were 393 00:17:59,036 --> 00:17:59,880 dating. 394 00:17:59,881 --> 00:18:03,270 Oh, and by the way, clearly, not a life coach, and absolutely, 395 00:18:03,271 --> 00:18:06,900 just an Italian sociopath you met at a dispensary. 396 00:18:06,901 --> 00:18:08,770 You two dated? 397 00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:10,200 This was a study group? 398 00:18:10,201 --> 00:18:11,410 Yeah, Chang was our teacher. 399 00:18:11,411 --> 00:18:12,240 What? 400 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:16,155 That's right, and frankly, haven't been well utilized since. 401 00:18:19,859 --> 00:18:23,355 Dear Reid Wiseman, congratulations on your successful return to Earth... 402 00:18:23,356 --> 00:18:24,498 Ladies. 403 00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:25,524 Video games. 404 00:18:25,525 --> 00:18:27,609 Do you have any more advice? 405 00:18:30,779 --> 00:18:32,947 Dear new ensemble, I love you more than my dad. 406 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:39,162 What! 407 00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:41,039 This is Gupta Gupty Gupta. 408 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:41,790 Yeah, hi. 409 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:42,665 Fine, whatever. 410 00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:44,501 Congratulations. 411 00:18:44,502 --> 00:18:45,733 You guys okay? 412 00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:46,634 To tell you the truth, 413 00:18:46,635 --> 00:18:48,922 Gupta Gupty, we've been through a bit of a rough patch. 414 00:18:48,923 --> 00:18:52,550 Yeah, the dean was telling me about it and I've been reading about it. 415 00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:54,761 Hope you were entertained. 416 00:18:54,762 --> 00:18:57,514 To be honest, I'm really grateful. 417 00:18:59,516 --> 00:19:03,103 This is the first school in six months that hasn't canceled, so thanks. 418 00:19:05,522 --> 00:19:07,690 I'm gonna go get ready. 419 00:19:12,487 --> 00:19:14,406 We really did the right thing didn't we? 420 00:19:14,407 --> 00:19:15,365 Yeah. 421 00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:17,799 It doesn't matter what we read in the leaks or 422 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,840 what we said to each other tonight. 423 00:19:19,841 --> 00:19:22,460 What matters is that right now here on this campus, 424 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,110 the people are in charge. 425 00:19:24,111 --> 00:19:25,420 Not the hackers. 426 00:19:25,421 --> 00:19:28,900 Not the media, not the cops, the people. 427 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,530 Abed, go put on some music. 428 00:19:30,531 --> 00:19:32,630 Elroy, Jeff, put out some more chairs. 429 00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,640 Annie get ready to introduce our star. 430 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,302 Chang, go talk to yourself in the corner. 431 00:19:36,303 --> 00:19:38,513 Frankie, let the people in. 432 00:19:50,736 --> 00:19:51,695 Hey. 433 00:19:51,696 --> 00:19:52,404 Hi. 434 00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:05,918 Hey. Hey, Neil. 435 00:20:05,919 --> 00:20:07,895 Hey. 436 00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:09,590 That's the whole audience? 437 00:20:09,591 --> 00:20:11,252 I... 438 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,810 I can't do a show for one person. 439 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,302 Well, you kinda have to. 440 00:20:15,303 --> 00:20:17,015 But I'd rather not. 441 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,530 Well, you have to, jackass, 442 00:20:18,531 --> 00:20:20,830 because there's more at stake here than what you'd rather do. 443 00:20:24,779 --> 00:20:26,920 Oh, God. 444 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,420 There's a new message from the hackers. 445 00:20:28,421 --> 00:20:29,810 Everyone, quiet down! 446 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:30,350 Abed, cut the music. 447 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:34,890 People of Greendale, your activities committee has defied our demands, and 448 00:20:34,891 --> 00:20:37,770 the horrible racist comedian is still about to perform. 449 00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:38,640 Yeah, that's right. 450 00:20:38,641 --> 00:20:39,495 We beat you. 451 00:20:39,496 --> 00:20:41,836 If this performance goes on as scheduled, 452 00:20:41,837 --> 00:20:44,248 all of your information will be published. 453 00:20:44,249 --> 00:20:46,349 If you do not want this to happen, 454 00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:49,211 you will find a way to stop this performance. 455 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:53,173 Whoa! Stop, stop, hey! 456 00:20:53,174 --> 00:20:54,299 Sit down, Neil! 457 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:58,053 You can stop me, but you can't stop the people from stopping this show. 458 00:20:58,054 --> 00:21:01,539 Shhhh. 459 00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:07,201 You hear that? 460 00:21:07,202 --> 00:21:08,501 My God! 461 00:21:08,502 --> 00:21:11,550 It's the people coming to stop the show. 462 00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:12,170 Now what do we do? 463 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,606 We have to stop the people. 464 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,696 Their freedom of speech depends on it. 465 00:21:15,697 --> 00:21:17,406 Frankie, Chang, bar the doors. 466 00:21:17,407 --> 00:21:18,743 Annie, introduce him, quick! 467 00:21:28,717 --> 00:21:30,052 I don't wanna do this. 468 00:21:30,053 --> 00:21:34,020 Listen, you piece of crap, we've been to hell and back for you. 469 00:21:34,021 --> 00:21:36,860 Get up there and do your stupid act for freedom. 470 00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:38,320 Okay, okay. 471 00:21:38,321 --> 00:21:42,556 Ladies and gentlemen, he's performed at colleges and clubs all over. 472 00:21:42,557 --> 00:21:44,016 Gupta Gupty Gupta! 473 00:21:47,478 --> 00:21:49,357 Hey, y'all. 474 00:21:49,358 --> 00:21:52,733 Look, I see there's a lot of Jews in the crowd. 475 00:21:52,734 --> 00:21:57,404 I mean, you know, there isn't, but usually when I do my act, there's more. 476 00:21:57,405 --> 00:21:59,865 But, you know, I have a whole Jew thing. 477 00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:01,826 Do it! 478 00:22:01,827 --> 00:22:03,035 Okay, okay. 479 00:22:03,036 --> 00:22:04,300 Who is this guy? 480 00:22:04,301 --> 00:22:05,590 Stop performing! 481 00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:07,029 Do not stop performing! 482 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,270 Okay, this guy. 483 00:22:09,271 --> 00:22:10,050 Look at him. 484 00:22:10,051 --> 00:22:11,950 It looks like he ate so much. 485 00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:13,003 He's very fat. 486 00:22:13,004 --> 00:22:14,004 Don't do this to me. 487 00:22:14,005 --> 00:22:15,298 Shut up and listen. 488 00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:19,020 I see that you're fat, but are you also black or Jewish? 489 00:22:19,021 --> 00:22:21,790 You know, it's hard to be fat when you're black or 490 00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:25,910 Jewish because when you're black, your community steals all your food, so 491 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:28,040 you can't eat as much. 492 00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:31,230 And when you're Jewish, nobody ever buys anything, 493 00:22:31,231 --> 00:22:35,193 so you can't eat as much. 494 00:22:35,194 --> 00:22:38,654 You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't. 495 00:22:42,366 --> 00:22:44,118 Oh, dear God. 496 00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:45,953 The bastards did it. 497 00:22:45,954 --> 00:22:47,454 They leaked the entire school's data. 498 00:22:58,966 --> 00:22:59,758 Oh, okay. 499 00:22:59,759 --> 00:23:01,802 So hey, fat guy in the audience. 500 00:23:01,803 --> 00:23:06,056 Have you found anyone else you could love, like another fat person? 501 00:23:06,057 --> 00:23:10,269 Or, are you one of those fat people who will always be alone? 502 00:23:19,401 --> 00:23:23,000 Hey, Leonard, you enjoy my girlfriend in 2009? 503 00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:26,994 As much as she enjoyed your plagiarized poetry. 504 00:23:26,995 --> 00:23:29,153 I will kill you. 505 00:23:29,154 --> 00:23:30,825 Don't act like you care about me. 506 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,356 I've seen all of your cartoons about me. 507 00:23:33,357 --> 00:23:35,980 I am this school's worst nightmare! 508 00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:43,177 I am a. 509 00:23:43,178 --> 00:23:45,860 Man, it's like Road Warrior out there, 510 00:23:45,861 --> 00:23:49,900 but if petrol were privacy and bad teeth were dirty secrets. 511 00:23:49,901 --> 00:23:51,830 Good news! Neil's talking to us again. 512 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,898 He says he respects our moral position, but not our execution. 513 00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:55,606 Also, he says he's never talking to us again. 514 00:23:55,607 --> 00:23:58,108 I don't see how we can bounce back from this one. 515 00:23:58,109 --> 00:23:58,609 This one? 516 00:23:58,610 --> 00:23:59,234 Yeah. 517 00:23:59,235 --> 00:24:01,786 If you follow a theme of revealed secrets, the email hack is the third 518 00:24:01,787 --> 00:24:04,031 installment of a trilogy that began with Annie losing a pen, 519 00:24:04,032 --> 00:24:05,955 in what I've come to call the Golden Age. 520 00:24:05,956 --> 00:24:08,806 I'm guessing the second chapter would be when your best friend vanished on 521 00:24:08,807 --> 00:24:11,624 a mysterious boat trip after the older one masturbated himself to death? 522 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:12,506 Yeah. 523 00:24:12,507 --> 00:24:15,876 If that's one you guys bounced back from, we might be okay. 524 00:24:15,877 --> 00:24:17,363 What's the lesson here? 525 00:24:17,364 --> 00:24:20,760 I always wanna make sure I know what the lesson is. 526 00:24:20,761 --> 00:24:22,150 I'm a completist. 527 00:24:22,151 --> 00:24:23,600 The rest of the school's in shambles, 528 00:24:23,601 --> 00:24:26,600 so maybe we're more evolved and forgiving than them. 529 00:24:26,601 --> 00:24:27,630 We already know that, stupid. 530 00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:31,630 I feel more desensitized to jokes about Jews and blacks. 531 00:24:31,631 --> 00:24:32,390 Is that good? 532 00:24:32,391 --> 00:24:34,060 Say what? 533 00:24:34,061 --> 00:24:35,890 We know the pieces of our privacy, freedom of speech, 534 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,030 terrorism, and government. 535 00:24:37,031 --> 00:24:38,680 So, the lesson is probably an ironic pairing, 536 00:24:38,681 --> 00:24:40,390 like one man's privacy is another man's freedom. 537 00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:41,890 Government is terrorism. 538 00:24:41,891 --> 00:24:44,029 The only free speech is private speech. 539 00:24:44,030 --> 00:24:47,366 A free government terrorizes privacy. 540 00:24:47,367 --> 00:24:49,159 That's all four, bitches. 541 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,580 Terror is terrorized by... 542 00:24:52,581 --> 00:24:54,039 Terry the terrorist? 543 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:58,877 Tarry not, for terrorism terrifies. 544 00:24:58,878 --> 00:25:00,213 Government. 545 00:25:00,214 --> 00:25:01,922 Speech. 546 00:25:01,923 --> 00:25:02,881 Government. 547 00:25:07,643 --> 00:25:09,228 We caught the hacker. 548 00:25:09,229 --> 00:25:13,336 This is Ryan, AKA StringCheeseHustler, AKA Fartmitzvah, 549 00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:17,750 Skullandboners88, Frozensucked, Captaintitty. 550 00:25:17,751 --> 00:25:19,660 You don't need to know all his names. 551 00:25:19,661 --> 00:25:21,130 He lives across the street from the campus, and 552 00:25:21,131 --> 00:25:22,680 he's got something he wants to say. 553 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,360 Don't you? I'm sorry. 554 00:25:26,361 --> 00:25:27,340 For what? 555 00:25:27,341 --> 00:25:30,210 For guessing your school master password was changeme. 556 00:25:30,211 --> 00:25:32,579 Oops. 557 00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:35,260 How do you sleep at night, Warburton? 558 00:25:35,261 --> 00:25:36,020 You were one of us. 559 00:25:37,050 --> 00:25:38,020 You were free. 560 00:25:38,021 --> 00:25:40,080 No one's free when they're one of anything. 561 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:44,370 And to answer your question, I sleep alone with one eye open. 562 00:25:44,371 --> 00:25:48,142 That's why I'm not the one in cuffs. 563 00:25:48,143 --> 00:25:52,396 Let's go, Fartmitzvah. 564 00:25:52,397 --> 00:25:54,148 Crime doesn't pay. 565 00:25:54,149 --> 00:25:57,818 Crime doesn't pay. 566 00:25:57,819 --> 00:25:58,486 Crime doesn't pay. 567 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:15,040 I'm sorry if I used photography to digitally approximate some of your naked 568 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:15,544 bodies. 569 00:26:15,545 --> 00:26:17,004 It's all right. 570 00:26:17,005 --> 00:26:18,214 It is? No! 571 00:26:26,431 --> 00:26:27,432 Anything? 572 00:26:27,433 --> 00:26:29,880 Same as yesterday. 573 00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:33,030 Big cloud of data raining over a pasture. 574 00:26:33,031 --> 00:26:34,866 All 8 billion sheep keep grazing. 575 00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:39,339 Is that good? 576 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:41,130 Sure. 577 00:26:41,131 --> 00:26:44,460 The thing you said back there about not being a part of anything. 578 00:26:44,461 --> 00:26:46,611 Is that really how you feel? 579 00:26:46,612 --> 00:26:49,200 It's not a question of how I feel. 580 00:26:49,201 --> 00:26:50,670 I feel like flying. 581 00:26:50,671 --> 00:26:51,699 I don't jump off buildings. 582 00:26:54,170 --> 00:26:55,960 Do you believe in God, Warburton? 583 00:26:57,498 --> 00:27:00,150 You know, there's no rule that says we have to be friends, right? 584 00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:01,130 How about common courtesy? 585 00:27:01,131 --> 00:27:02,890 Familiar with that rule? 586 00:27:02,891 --> 00:27:04,750 The words common and courtesy have opposite values. 587 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,975 Common courtesy is just gibberish, hocus pocus, 588 00:27:08,976 --> 00:27:11,829 a spell we cast when hoping to cheat reality. 589 00:27:13,110 --> 00:27:14,410 You're a cynical son of a bitch. 590 00:27:14,411 --> 00:27:16,088 I'll give you that. 591 00:27:16,089 --> 00:27:19,139 You know, my wife, she makes these dream catchers. 592 00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:21,110 Shut the hell up. 593 00:27:21,111 --> 00:27:23,112 How fast can you get us to the mainframe hardline? 594 00:27:23,113 --> 00:27:24,447 Yankee Doodle Dandy! 595 00:27:29,127 --> 00:27:34,127 sync and corrected by Caio www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net