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Yahoo!
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Jeff, you haven't even looked at the new course catalog.
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I'm like a kid in a candy store.
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Well, the candy has lost its appeal now that I work at the store.
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You might say becoming a teacher here gave me diabetes.
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I was just saying that.
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Are you always thirsty and fatigued and you have blurry vision and
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your cuts heal slower?
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Those are actual diabetes symptoms.
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That's what the doctor said.
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So, is he treating it?
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I asked him the same thing.
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What did he say?
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He said, make an appointment through his office during business hours.
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This is his home, his children sleep here.
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You know doctors.
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Oh, my gosh, you guys.
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There's a class called "Basic Grifting".
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Should we all learn how to be grifters together?
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Wait, what do grifters do again?
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I got this.
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I'll tell you for five bucks.
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No.
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You better sign me up Me too.
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I've always wanted to learn more about grifting ever since I saw 1990's,
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The Grifters, featuring John Cusack, Anjelica Huston, and
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almost no grifting.
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You guys, don't take a grifting class.
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You're going to get grifted.
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Even more so than by that oceanography class, only none of you will
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even get a goldfish, then you're gonna come crying back to me.
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Why you?
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Because, lets face it,
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I'm the closest thing that Greendale has to an experienced grifter.
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Oh, this is one of those things where Jeff gets jealous of something dumb.
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Jeff's jealous of a grifter.
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Because he wishes he was still a grifter
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That's something even I could mock, and I live in an RV.
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I'm judging you, and my dinner table folds down from a wall.
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I say we all take the grifting class together, have a great time, and
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rub it in Jeff's face!
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Who's in, and can you cover me?
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I'll pay you back.
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I'll get it from your parents.
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I'll pay you back.
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At which point I'll pay back your parents.
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Which will be never.
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I'll get a high five from your parents.
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All right, each student should bring a briefcase.
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I don't have a briefcase.
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We're gonna grift with briefcases?
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Basic my ass, that's advanced.
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Mm-hm.
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I have a few extra briefcases.
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Shocker. Are they regulation?
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We each need a regulation grifting briefcase.
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It's a grift.
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What's a regulation briefcase?
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I don't know.
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But they're provided for only $150.
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You're being grifted.
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Shut up, Jeff.
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You're such a negative person.
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What do you contribute to this group besides negativity?
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Guys, watch this, can I borrow $150?
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No. See!
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Now who's gonna come with me and show this guy what's up?
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I'll pay you back. I'll get it from your parents.
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Tell them I spit on their wealth and thank you.
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Synced and uploaded by streetsahead
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Good morning.
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My name is Professor Roger DeSalvo, for the time being.
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For I use many a pseudonym, such as Jeff Goulash, Philip Switch,
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or Baz Ravish.
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For I am a grifter and this is Grifting 101.
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Now which one of you thinks I did that on purpose?
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Exactly, you think you've seen me fail.
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You think you've spotted a weakness.
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Let me tell you something, with a flick of a wrist, I could show you a fool
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one minute, or longer.
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I see you've got your briefcases.
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Excellent. Hold them aloft.
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Pass them to each other.
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Now pass them back.
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Do it at speed.
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Quicker!
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Pass them like hell.
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Pass them like your sister's dying, and continue that for about 40 minutes.
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Wait, 40 minutes?
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What's your name, my love?
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Annie Edison.
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That sounds like a real name,
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not the name of a grifter and therefore, not a teacher.
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Ahem.
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What?
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My name is Slick Pockets Tucker.
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No, it's not.
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That's correct. I was just wondering what the next lesson will be.
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The next lesson will be passing two briefcases.
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You need to master the art of passing one, and
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then you can purchase another briefcase.
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What? You talk too much.
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Keep passing.
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It's a very funny book.
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Oh no, grifters.
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I better watch my french fries unless, counterfeit?
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Where'd you learn to do that?
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We didn't learn anything.
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That class is- A rip off?
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Hm, what's another word for that?
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All he did was throw his hat and make us pass briefcases.
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And, he kept trying to sell us stuff.
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Briefcase swapping talcum for grifters palm, briefcase hinge oil for
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silence switcheroos, and something called extra believable socks.
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Those are actually half off, I kind of feel like I grifted him.
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So in a sense, what happened is you took a class about grifting.
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Aaaaaannnnnd- Jeff, you really need us to say it?
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You were- Eh, whoa, whoa, yeah I need you to say it.
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Let me just get settled.
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Okay go.
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You were right.
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Yeah.
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Well, you live and you learn, guys.
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Well, you live anyway.
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So now, will you please help us?
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Help you?
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We want revenge.
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We wanna grift him back.
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You wanna grift a grifter?
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That's as dumb as taking his class.
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Just cut your losses.
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But, Jeff.
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I begged you not to go down this path, and you made fun of me.
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You pointed in my face and laughed.
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We're sorry we hurt your feelings.
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My feelings are fine.
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I'm just very lazy, and you gave me an excuse to do nothing.
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I'm not just gonna throw that away.
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You don't want to take this guy down?
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He's even lazier than you.
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Doesn't your species consider that a challenge?
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Shouldn't you be on some kind of reverse pissing contest to determine who's
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laziest?
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Wait, is that where you suck it back up in your?
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I'm sorry, I've only ever done it the other way.
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You mean peeing?
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No, I mean in the back.
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He hasn't done anything to me.
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In fact, he sounds like a pretty good guy.
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I bet we'd get along.
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Good show.
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Good show.
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What show?
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I haven't seen that show.
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All right.
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All the best.
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And, you are?
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Well, I was the guy with a full bottle of scotch and a high tolerance for
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foreigners.
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How robust.
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I'd imagine that you're Jeff Winger.
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Turns out we're going to be office buddies.
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Hello there, sir.
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My name is Roger DeSalvo.
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Or is it?
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You see, I happen to be in the- Grifting 101.
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Yes, I've heard about you.
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That would be your desk.
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If you need a mnemonic device,
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it's the one without someone else's stuff all over it.
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Well played, very well played.
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I gotta say.
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I admire your style.
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Grifting people by selling them grifting lessons?
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It's genius, but I called it.
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I never said my class was a grift.
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I don't worry about me, I'm one of you.
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Was, anyway.
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Do tell.
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Well, I worked at one of the top law firms in the city as a lawyer, but
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guess what.
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I'm not a lawyer.
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Well, I think you're talking about lying.
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Grifting happens to be an art form.
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The art of lying.
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Let's not get high-handed.
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Grifting is lying.
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Okay. So, like a string is a sweater?
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Like, paint is the Sistine Chapel?
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Sure, grifting includes lying, but only a liar would call grifting lying.
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And, only a delusional hobo would glorify stealing.
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Really? Did you say something that wasn't true there?
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Maybe we should phone the museum.
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I was on your side.
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You're an ass.
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Well, you're a craftless, artless thug.
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And, I'm God's paintbrush.
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No, I am God, which pretty much makes me better than you.
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You know what?
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Let's agree to disagree.
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It's not important.
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Oh, okay.
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So, you can lie.
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Yeah, you liar.
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Yeah.
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I wanna speak to you, you son of a bitch.
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What?
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I love you.
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Oh.
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I do too.
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Good.
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Hm.
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Hm.
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Why are you guys still doing that?
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Well, it was homework, and we're getting better, right?
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Or, the friction has gradually melted the handle to fit into our palms.
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There's nothing to get better at.
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The class is a grift.
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The next person who says grift is gonna grift!
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My god, now it's replacing other words.
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All right, I'm in.
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Let's grift the son of a bitch.
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Yay!
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Why are you cheering?
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He could be saying anything.
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Grift!
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Grift!
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Grift!
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Grift!
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Grift!
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Grift!
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Good work, I can't remember your name.
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Likewise, no idea what your name is.
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Great job.
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All right.
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I say you're pretty close to swapping the briefcases loaded with
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actual fake money such as this.
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This isn't real money, it's just cut up newspaper.
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But it weighs the same, costs five dollars a piece.
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You'll be using ten.
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Telegram for Elroy Patashnik.
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I'm Patashnik.
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Telegram, sir.
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Oh, my God.
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My Aunt Baba died on vacation while in Africa.
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Aw.
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But she left me a million dollars, but
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the African government wants to seize the funds.
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Class dismissed.
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Not you.
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Are you out of your mind?
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What? The African telegram.
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The Jim Belushi of grift?
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Are you trying to grift me?
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I'll cut you in for fourteen grand.
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Get out.
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Out.
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One more thing.
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Nice try twice.
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Twice? The fake grift within the grift, or the double bean, if you like.
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I'm gonna mention a name and however you react, I'll know the truth.
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Jeff Winger, that's the one!
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Jeff Winger? What with the, who?
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That's the one.
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Out you go.
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Say hi to him.
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By the way, Jeff Winger, nice try thrice.
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Hey, how was grifting class?
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Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques only you could understand?
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The Brown Betty?
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The Texas oil baby?
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The reverse Jim Gaffigan?
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Well, I wouldn't teach the African telegram.
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Since I'm not a hack.
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And also, since the Internet.
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Okay.
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You got me.
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Game over.
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Let's end this competition Cheers to
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that.
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Sir, you.
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That guy left his lottery ticket on the table.
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That was the telegram man.
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No, it wasn't.
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I mean what telegram?
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Exactly.
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What telegram?
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Because the Internet, you know?
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That place that you obviously went to to type in the word grifting.
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I'm gonna grift you.
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I'm gonna grift your ass.
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Or is that the grift?
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None of it is a grift!
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It's all nonsense!
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Okay, how many times have I told you people the faculty lounge is
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not a bar?
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All right, pack it up people.
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Come on, you don't have to go teach a class but you can't stay here.
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Look, truce.
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Okay?
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Promise no more grifting and promise, if this is worth a million,
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we'll split it.
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You're an idiot.
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Or maybe I'm a genius.
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No, I can answer that.
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You're definitely an idiot.
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Can an idiot walk backwards like this and not hit anything?
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Maybe. Or, maybe not.
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What?
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What are you doing here?
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This guy is a grifter.
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Professor of grifting.
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He charges $400, you get two brief cases and
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your ex boyfriend becomes an obsessive.
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I didn't know you and Winger were lovers.
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If he wanted my respect, he should have opened with that.
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Are you trying to be disarming?
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Are you grifting me out of my arms?
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I did nothing to that man.
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He called himself a grifter.
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I just simply corrected him.
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Yeah, because the truth is so important to the both of you.
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So what's it gonna cost to make you go away?
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Well?
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He took the bait.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Wait, I thought we didn't want him to take the bait?
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No, no, we're saying the same thing.
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He didn't take the bait, we didn't want taken.
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The African Telegram?
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Yeah, which was offered as fake bait and taken as such, ie, not taken.
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Because that made him feel in control.
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And by avoiding all visible bait, he placed himself on the invisible hook
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of assuming we're planning to grift him.
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Oh, I like it.
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Yeah.
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And.
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But we are.
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So we knows the truth.
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Isn't that like the one thing you're not supposed to know when you're
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being grifted?
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Hm.
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He can know a plan all he wants.
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But the plan he knows won't be our plan.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Because our plan is impossible to know?
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Because, oh, my god, Jeff is making this up as we go.
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Shh, knock it off.
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What do you want from me?
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We wanted you to help us do a grift.
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I'm working on it.
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Improvisationally?
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He definitely had in the plan in The Sting.
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If anybody wants to watch it it's important you know it knocks out half
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a calendar day.
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Look, do you guys remember when we hugged and jumped up and
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down in the cafeteria?
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Yeah.
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Obviously.
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Well, having been together virtually non-stop ever since,
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at what point do you think I slipped off with pen and
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paper and planned an entire grift, then withheld it from you?
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I guess at any of the several dozen points when a normal person would say,
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by the way, I have no plan.
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In The Sting, they do withhold stuff from each other.
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Or from the audience, but I think for effect.
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Also, be warned, 20% of the movie is hand drawn.
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Abed, why don't you marry The Sting?
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Okay, just so you know, if I do and we have half Sting children,
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when they ask me how to grift, I'm gonna tell them to watch their mother,
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not listen to you!
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Yeah!
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Shut up, okay!
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You guys, you're, you're always picking on me, all right?
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Oh. Oh.
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And you've really been hammering me lately.
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All I had was the idea that,
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look, look, I, I need this.
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I need to be better than this guy.
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So let me think.
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Abed.
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Yeah?
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Did you bring your laptop?
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Yes, right here.
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What do you wanna do with it?
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Watch The Sting.
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It's over.
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Whatever.
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Who got shot?
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What's going on?
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Was Sting even in it?
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That movie was terrible.
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You slept the whole time.
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Yeah, that's worse.
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The dialogue seeped into my dreams.
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My whole brain is long and quiet.
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So how did they grift him?
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Well, they basically made a fake building and
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hired 1,000 people to cooperate in perfect secrecy.
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Huh.
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Should we just do that?
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We could watch another grifter movie.
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There's more activity in Matchstick Men.
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Oh, like what?
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At one point they build a fake hospital.
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So much construction!
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Oh, God, it's so late.
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You guys are gonna bail on me, aren't you?
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I think we have to Jeff.
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We've tried everything we can.
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Maybe over the weekend I can make a fake building, but all the briefcases,
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and the swapping, and The Sting?
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I'm not cut out for it.
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I'm starting to think that real grifts only really happen in the movies,
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and even in the movies they barely make sense.
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Look, I'm old.
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The Sting is terrible.
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Grifting is stupid.
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The writing's on the wall.
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So that's it? There's no shame in this, Jeff.
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Oh, I don't know about that.
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Well, this is a scene to behold.
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Holed in the closet watching The Sting like gypsies.
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Roger, we surrender.
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You were right.
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I'm no grifter.
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No, I was wrong.
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If you remember, I called you a thug.
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Thugs fight.
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You're more, nope, I can't think of a metaphor pathetic enough to suit you,
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Jeff Winger, though I am reminded of something Oscar Wilde once said when
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he compared sheep to wolves.
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Screw it.
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You hit me with a woman's hand.
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You Midwestern floozy.
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I lived in New York.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Yeah, right, he's grifting us.
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Grift blood.
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Someone taste it.
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I'm sure it's Karo Syrup and food dye.
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I mean I would, but my diabetes.
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19, 20, 21.
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Are you counting the amount of money or the number of stacks?
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I have to start over.
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I'll do it, move.
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But I want to go on record as being disgusted by this transaction.
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Got it.
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Disgusted.
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I, I'm sorry love, but would you rather we took this to court?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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We appreciate you keeping this between us and I do want to remind you
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that we offer a lot of classes and many of them are cash only.
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Me, take a class here?
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Talk about a rip-off.
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Oh!
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Talk about a ribbing.
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What the hell am I doing?
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You know, so far, Frankie's disgusted and, that's it.
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Seems like a waste of a record.
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So sorry guys.
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This is all my fault.
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Don't be. I'm the one who got in a pissing match.
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With a jerk.
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You're a jerk.
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You're a jerk.
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You're a jerk.
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You're all jerks.
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And this whole school can suck a big one.
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And you can put that in your record.
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I'm sorry, guys, I'm bound by my station.
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Speaking on that topic, Britta, this is all your fault and you're expelled.
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What, what? No, Dean.
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Let, let, let, let, let me handle this.
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No, you can't do that.
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Britta's the heart of this group.
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She started it as a, as a, as a, as a, as a,
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as a fake biology group so that she could have sex with Troy.
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No. That's exactly it.
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Oh, okay.
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Don't let me handle it.
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No. You can't expel Britta, she's been here six years.
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Three more, and she'll have her two-year degree.
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Britta keeps me grounded in reality.
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You can't expel her with four week-isodes left in the seaso-mester.
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See, it's starting.
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It's okay, guys.
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It's okay.
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All right.
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50,000.
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Whoop, I'll just put this in here.
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Mm-hm.
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Give it to me.
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Yep.
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Don't help me, anyone.
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Turn me around.
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See you later.
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Hey!
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The plan was to meet later.
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So, what's it gonna cost to make you go away?
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You're know there's a way we could end this very quickly and
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make a bit of money.
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I don't like it, but keep talking.
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Yes. That was the plan.
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And, your plan was probably to never show up.
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Clever girl.
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Don't trust anyone.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Hang on Did you have to hit me, for real?
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Have to?
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No.
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Now that you're expelled, you might consider a career in grifting.
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You're quite good at it.
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I don't know. How does one go through life like that?
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Well, follow me, and I'll show you.
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Oh, shut up.
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I only agreed to any of this to get you away from Greendale and
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out of Jeff's hair.
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He's an idiot, but I hate watching him spin out trying to beat you.
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You sentimental fool.
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Later at the motel.
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The motel.
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Mm.
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Some say I'm a lucky grifter.
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Some say I'm the king.
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They call me the lucky grifter.
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They call me the King of England.
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I am the king.
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No.
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What the hell?
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Oh, shut up.
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The only reason I agreed to any of this was to get you away from
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Greendale and out of Jeff's hair.
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What the?
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You two, come back here!
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Briefcases.
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Coming right through.
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Identical briefcases.
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What?
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Why more briefcases?
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This is pointless!
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I already know she's got my briefcase!
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Briefcase parade!
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Who the hell are you?
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You get back here.
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You get back here with my money.
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Get back here!
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Oh, Roger.
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They stole my money.
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What?
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What?
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Those briefcases contain my money.
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They stole $50,000 from me.
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50 grand, huh?
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You guys know what he's talking about?
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I don't think so.
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These are our briefcases.
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What is grifting class.
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He sells these supplies.
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150 bucks.
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Really?
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Uh-huh.
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Okay.
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We are still rolling.
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We got pretty good at it, too.
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Check it out.
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Ow.
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Ow, sorry. Sorry.
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Okay.
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Okay. Roger, why were you walking around with $50,000?
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Are you mental?
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Hey, whoa pal.
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That usage may fly in the UK, not in the States.
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I have a mentally challenged cousin.
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Sister.
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Pics.
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I wanna see pics.
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Okay, you do. You know very well that this school
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paid me $50,000 in cash for these injuries.
00:24:43.031 --> 00:24:44.655
Well, you seem to be in pretty good shape.
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No, oh, my god!
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Look at the two of you!
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Yeah, he's the reason I became a cop.
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You know, a lot of bullies out there.
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There are a million witnesses to this.
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Hey, everyone.
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Hey guys, just hanging out in the cafeteria?
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Hi profess- oh, what happened to your face?
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This is ridiculous.
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Aw. She's beautiful.
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You could be twins.
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So, the statement I'm hearing here is you're a grifting professor.
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Yeah. You're teaching these people how to grift but
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you're saying they grifted you.
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No, you id.
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I'm not saying that.
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They didn't grift me.
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What they do is not grifting.
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They wouldn't even understand what the word meant.
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I think we need to take what Roger's saying more seriously.
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Oh.
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Because it sounds like he was either the victim of crass, artless thuggery.
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Correct.
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In which case, there really is $50,000 floating around that he was
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given for clearly fake injuries, and that he therefore now owes the school.
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What?
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Or Professor DeSalvo was targeted by a group of people he vastly
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underestimated, in which case the money was given and
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then taken back and nobody owes anybody anything.
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All he would have to do is admit.
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I was grifted.
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Grift, grift, grift, grift, grift, grift, grift, grift.
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Why are you even here?
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Who called you?
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Nobody.
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I take macrame after work, they know that.
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Sorry you got grifted, let me know if you want to press charges and
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if you could think of what those would be.
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Professor DeSalvo, under the circumstances I'm sure you agree it doesn't
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makes sense for you to keep teaching this subject here.
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Yeah, I mean, we kinda know everything there is to know.
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You should probably refund all their money and
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we should all go get some hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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We were all in it the whole time?
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You weren't.
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Because I can't be trusted.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Telegram for Mr Winger.
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Hey, Ridley.
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So, I returned the telegram man outfit to the dean.
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Thank you so much.
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I know how crazy this week's been.
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You really didn't have to do this.
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Are you kidding?
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I owe you.
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Whatever you need.
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Just say the word.
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All right. I could use your help moving a mattress this weekend.
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Okay, cool.
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Is that okay?
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Let me know.
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My name is Ryan Ridley.
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Three years ago my life was saved by a stranger at my gym.
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I felt like I owed him my In life.
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Apparently he agreed.
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Now he has me do things, and I keep hoping and
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praying that one day I'll do enough for him to call us even.
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Until then, I'm just a guy from his gym.
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