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School's out, bitches.
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Congratulations, Greendale students!
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We've pulled off another
year and we're still standing.
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Take that, health inspector, building
inspector, foundation inspector,
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water line inspector, geologist,
exterminator, plumber, and dad.
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Whoo hoo.
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Abed.
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Why bring a metronome?
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I thought the sound might accentuate
the anxious idleness of our last
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meeting's final seconds.
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Good job, bad idea.
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Okay, that is done.
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Yeah!
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Yay! There's more!
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This one is exciting.
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We have to rename the
Save Greendale committee,
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due to the fact that
Greendale is done being saved!
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You think that's more exciting than summer?
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Oh, am I stealing your rays, dude?
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Come on, it's neat!
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Our mission is finally
accomplished, once and for all,
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so what do we call ourselves now?
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The accomplishers.
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The obsoletists.
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Steven King's dreamcatchers.
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Susan. You guys are
rebelling against yourselves.
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You get that, right?
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The current trend in branding is unique,
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simplistic, phonetically
memorable gibberish.
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How about nipple dippers?
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I like nipple dippers.
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Yes. You guys.
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Yes. Ooh, nippledippers.com is available.
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Grab that mother.
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Done. Nipple dippers, listen up.
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Text from the dean.
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Don't leave yet, I'm almost there.
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Special celebration.
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Just finished entire semester
without wearing a single silly outfit.
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Oh.
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I didn't even notice.
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Good for him.
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Oh, oh.
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Hey everybody!
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I made it!
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Obviously, I binged pretty hard there
after the bell rang but, I made it!
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Are you guys going out
to celebrate or something?
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Maybe I'll tag along, it's been
a tough year, I could use a drink.
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We were gonna to Britta's bar whenever
- Oh.
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Mother time is willing to call it a year.
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Kay fine, we're done, happy summer.
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Nipple dippers drink for free!
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I'll pay for my drinks, I'm
not acknowledging that title.
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Someone owes me ten bucks for the domain.
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I won't be able to join you.
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I gotta get on the road to California.
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I got a job through LinkedIn.
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What?
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That's crazy!
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People use LinkedIn?
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No, LinkedIn hired me to help
figure out why people don't use it.
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Also, I have an old lady friend
I went to high school with who
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just became un-married last week
and I thought I'd look her up.
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Wow, you work fast.
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Or actually, very slow.
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Either way, good luck.
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Are you coming back Elroy?
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I think so.
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Probably, maybe.
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Have a great summer.
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Woah!
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You guys think bars scene always
have to start at a billiards shot?
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Or do you think every time someone
takes a shot a in billiards they start
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a new bar scene without knowing it?
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What?
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You can just say shut up Abed.
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Okay, ask me if I'm coming back?
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Are you coming back?
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Yeah.
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Probably.
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Maybe.
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I mean what was that, right?
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That was an Irish goodbye.
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Let's give it an Irish wake.
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Six years guys.
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Nipple dippers.
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Nipple dippers.
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Where's Annie?
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I mean no offense to you guys but
she's the only one that gets me.
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She said she had an interview?
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Six years.
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Six seasons, right Abed?
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Don't put a nickel in him.
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Stop mitigating everyone.
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So Abed, what happens in season seven?
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Oh, man.
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I don't know how likely season seven is.
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I mean, what show ever
peaks after season six?
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Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park, Friends.
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Those shows weren't hemorrhaging
characters every year.
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Oh, I don't like that word, hemorrhaging.
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I'll see what I can do.
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What if Shirley came back, would
that change your disposition?
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Shirley could get us back on formula,
but I don't see it turning us around.
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Sorry, what's our formula?
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Well, basically.
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I have a placeholder so set up it,
makes analogies look like punchlines.
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My setup lacks awareness,
but my punchline doesn't know.
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Abusively cynical one liner
dismissing everything you just said.
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Absurd reaction.
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You guys, can we put a pin in the
B story and focus on the A story?
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I don't trust A stories.
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Never have, never will.
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I had a set up about a story
that was so placeholder,
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the punchline came five words early.
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And I can tag it too.
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Ooh.
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I'll just take a moment to explain the
risks involved in all decisions made
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from here until eternity.
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm Frankie Dart.
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Is this combination gonna work?
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Not my place to say.
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Abed?
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Lizard.
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Fire hydrant.
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Obama.
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Shane!
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You know, I put time into
what I do wardrobe wise.
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Yeah see, Shirley, no Shirley,
what does it matter, right?
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Abed, we're not formulas, and if I had
no self-awareness, I think I'd know.
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Things have a certain
structure to them, you know?
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If we stray from it, we're weird,
if we stick to it, we're boring.
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Yeah, but isn't that more about
the shape of your brain, Abed?
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I mean, no offense or anything.
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But isn't the shape of
your brain kinda fucked up?
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Hm. What's your season seven pitch?
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My pitch for your fall semester at
Greendale is that everyone is nice and
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has fun and grows together.
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Shirley or Elroy?
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See, that's racist, man.
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Shirley or Elroy?
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That's racist.
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How about they both come back?
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How about there's a
whole third black person?
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Where do they all sit?
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They well they sit wherever they
want to sit, as of the 1960s.
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They sit.
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They sit.
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Just pitch it.
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Don't pitch it.
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I'm pitching it.
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Guess what?
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I made something.
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I made a belt with fabric.
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How cute is that?
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Well, I think that's very cute,
so oh, and I love you guys.
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I've got, I'm angry and you
should vote or don't vote.
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Sweet!
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Hallelujah!
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These are good times, baby.
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Good times girl, good times.
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Hey, I thought of something.
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You know, we should go to the
to the to the, to to the market.
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Yeah, we should.
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Well, wouldn't that be like a
thing we saw, and didn't we do that?
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So shouldn't we be more ashamed and clever?
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And make everything more difficult?
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Yes, and I think we should be deeply sad.
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And I'm nuts.
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But I'm happy.
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And I'm happy too.
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And you know, hallelujah, and church,
and singing, and street wisdom.
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Stop!
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Crazy, and racist, and terrible!
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I agree. You're being
way too linear about this.
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Shirley, Elroy, Troy,
Hickey, living in the past.
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Season seven don't need no past.
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What are you pitching?
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Don't pitch!
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This is my pitch.
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All right, that includes all notes and
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business as it pertains to the files.
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How are you guys doing?
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Babe, how you doing, girl?
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I'm cool, it's all good.
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Annie, you're looking fine.
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Thank you.
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Hey, what about me?
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Hey everybody, look at me!
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I'm ice cube head!
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I've got an ice cube for a head.
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I also eat cell phones, so you
better be careful with those
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cellphones about me, because they
taste like prime rib where I'm from.
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Oh ho ho, boy.
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Imagine the times we'll
all get in together,
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especially when I use my powers
to help solve all your problems.
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa,
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it's getting crazy in here!
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All right, I'm going home.
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What?
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Guys, we just finished year
six, and it was hard work.
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And I don't really care about Greendale.
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And I don't wanna spend my brief moment
of humanity doing conceptual riffs,
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developing the imaginary
TV show of our lives.
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By the way, terrible improv.
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Ice cube head?
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You were just looking at your drink.
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Busted.
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Annie?
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I got the internship.
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I got the internship!
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I'm gonna intern for the FBI.
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I'll leave in a week.
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I'll be in DC all summer.
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You're leaving the nest.
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Can I have your bedroom?
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If you don't come back,
if you don't come back.
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Well, I'm definitely coming back, probably.
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Maybe, maybe, maybe.
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Okay, next order of business.
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Mr. Winger, Garrett's
holding Leonard's hand again.
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Garrett, stop doing that.
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I'm checking for a pulse.
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Say, hands off the Leonard dice.
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Question, when can we start
the next paintball game?
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I don't think he can force it.
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Lots of things can be forced,
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like a human head through
a six-inch drain pipe.
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What? Just kidding, pal.
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Okay, did anyone on the
sustained Greendale committee
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do any of their assignments this week.
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Scrunch.
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Sorry, bro.
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I don't work for you.
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You work for me.
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I'm the tech billionaire that bought
this dump and cuts your paycheck.
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If you can call that a paycheck.
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I've seen more zeroes over Pearl Harbor.
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There were hundreds of them.
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The sky was black with smoke bombs.
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Double click this, Winger.
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It's your job to work.
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It is our job to party.
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And hatch harebrained schemes.
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And get laid.
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And get laid.
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And eventually leave you here as well.
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Jeff, you okay?
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Huh?
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Oh, I, I was taken aback.
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It's big news.
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What have you guys been doing?
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We were just looking for ways
to make season seven work.
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I mean we've got through six seasons.
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I mean what's up with that?
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Where's season seven?
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I mean we gotta figure out season seven.
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Or maybe we could just hang out.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Last night was so insane,
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it made the insane clown posse look
like the well-adjusted clown posse.
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It must be hard work running
away from your own age.
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Has anyone seen my e-cigarette?
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00:11:07,398 --> 00:11:09,262
There should be a charity
for people like you.
267
00:11:09,262 --> 00:11:09,894
Thank you.
268
00:11:09,894 --> 00:11:12,509
I don't know if can keep making
the commute from here to the FBI
269
00:11:12,509 --> 00:11:13,224
headquarters.
270
00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:16,930
Britta, Abed, I'll have to move back in.
271
00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:17,870
I moved in with them.
272
00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:19,980
Chang, we have files.
273
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:20,630
Moving out.
274
00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:21,870
You seem stressed, Annie.
275
00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:24,690
Are those last few criminology credits
you need hard to get at Greendale?
276
00:11:24,690 --> 00:11:27,740
Please. The only credit that it's hard
to get at Greendale is from a bank.
277
00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:30,970
It's just, they have schools for
this kind of stuff at Quantico.
278
00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:35,280
Being with you guys is great, but
why is this a good choice for me?
279
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,520
Why doesn't the audience feel sorry for me?
280
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,900
Britta, your parents have been murdered.
281
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:40,520
By whom?
282
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,450
The police won't touch it.
283
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,300
They're calling it a double suicide.
284
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:47,880
Britta, I got this.
285
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,750
You're proposing a version of the
show in which Annie comes back, and
286
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:52,820
it hinges on the murder of my parents.
287
00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:54,040
It's a placeholder.
288
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,500
I'm just saying there's always
gonna be a need for law at Greendale.
289
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,550
You remember the ass crack bandit?
290
00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:04,750
Do I remember? I mean.
291
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:05,460
Doesn't everybody.
292
00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:07,630
Could have been anybody.
293
00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:09,480
What is with this diaper thing?
294
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,630
Is it about shaming me?
295
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,860
Do you really want a bunch
of people dressing you?
296
00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:13,950
It would be polite to try.
297
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,980
It's nice to see you interested
in this stuff, Jeff, but
298
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,110
I wouldn't watch that season.
299
00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:19,598
Me, neither. You wanna
know a perfect season seven?
300
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,707
I can't count the reasons I should stay.
301
00:12:23,707 --> 00:12:28,340
One by one, they all just fade away.
302
00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:29,810
Well, guess what Senator?
303
00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:32,660
You were allowed to call us terrorists
before we moved to international
304
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,170
waters, but we're a nation now.
305
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,930
So I guess this is fucking war.
306
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,170
Annie, I'm gonna need
you to go to Washington.
307
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:40,470
I'm scared. Be more scared than that.
308
00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:41,080
Britta.
309
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,290
The protesters are scared.
310
00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:43,560
They need you to talk to them.
311
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,890
They should be scared, but
312
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,270
they shouldn't need a leader
to tell them what to do.
313
00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:50,540
We're all born free into a world of lies.
314
00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,330
But let's talk about
you for a second, though.
315
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,130
Well, I'm not a joke anymore.
316
00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,430
I'm strictly transgender.
317
00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:57,080
I'm not all this other stuff.
318
00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,940
I represent the transgender
community, and it's a real thing.
319
00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:03,270
I am not crazy, but I do have flaws.
320
00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:03,930
I'm smart.
321
00:13:03,930 --> 00:13:07,130
All this other stuff, glad
to be of service, Britta.
322
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,450
I want my diaper back.
323
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:10,630
I don't even own a TV
and I wouldn't watch that.
324
00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:12,350
Oh yeah, what's your pitch?
325
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:16,480
Oh, well I, I mean, it's
not that complicated is it?
326
00:13:30,511 --> 00:13:31,277
Hello.
327
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:31,870
Hello.
328
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:32,996
Hello.
329
00:13:32,996 --> 00:13:33,715
How's everyone?
330
00:13:33,715 --> 00:13:34,529
Hello.
331
00:13:34,529 --> 00:13:35,295
I have.
332
00:13:35,295 --> 00:13:39,316
We could learn about science or
history it's set in a school, after all.
333
00:13:39,316 --> 00:13:40,483
Why aren't we learning?
334
00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:44,337
And I know that's not enough, so.
335
00:13:46,223 --> 00:13:49,620
And so on.
336
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,315
Boo.
337
00:13:51,315 --> 00:13:54,980
It's possible there is more
skill to it than I thought.
338
00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:56,230
Yes, yes, yes.
339
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,210
There is skill to it.
340
00:13:57,210 --> 00:14:01,189
More importantly, it has to
be joyful, effortless, fun.
341
00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:04,820
TV defeats it's own purpose
when it's pushing an agenda, or
342
00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:08,970
trying to defeat other TV or being
proud or ashamed of itself for existing.
343
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,070
It's TV, it's comfort.
344
00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:18,020
It's a friend you've known so well,
and for so long you just let it be with
345
00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:24,300
you and it needs to be okay for it
to have a bad day or phone in a day.
346
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:27,943
And it needs to be okay for it to
get on a boat with Levar Burton and
347
00:14:27,943 --> 00:14:28,556
never come back.
348
00:14:31,327 --> 00:14:33,736
Because eventually, it all will.
349
00:14:36,597 --> 00:14:38,426
I'm fine. I know.
350
00:14:38,426 --> 00:14:41,488
It's not just that.
351
00:14:41,488 --> 00:14:43,953
It's just such a classic mistake but.
352
00:14:43,953 --> 00:14:46,275
I got really attached to my pitch.
353
00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:49,200
I had a sound track in
my head and everything.
354
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,232
Well I agree with Abed.
355
00:14:51,232 --> 00:14:53,740
And I have an effortless pitch.
356
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:54,877
Mm.
357
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,900
So, how's this semesters
crop of apples looking?
358
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,520
Britta's been out rotting.
359
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,910
Asian kid in my math class,
360
00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:08,430
doesn't want to study because he
doesn't want to be a stereotype.
361
00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:09,200
It's pretty funny.
362
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,430
Sounds like a strong B story.
363
00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:13,300
And I can say that without throwing
anyone because I teach TV appreciation.
364
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,000
Chang you can send that student to
me and we'll make it more serious.
365
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,494
I'm the school shrink I can
wear these glasses every episode.
366
00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:19,469
You are super hot in them.
367
00:15:19,469 --> 00:15:19,969
Yeah.
368
00:15:19,969 --> 00:15:21,115
Very hot.
369
00:15:21,115 --> 00:15:23,710
Mm-hm. This gives me a more solid
reason to interact with you than
370
00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:25,040
a stupid committee.
371
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,480
By the way I'm a lesbian.
372
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,925
That's why I haven't hit on Jeff.
373
00:15:27,925 --> 00:15:28,640
Mm.
374
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,800
Here's my deal, I teach criminology.
375
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,610
But look, it's the original Annie.
376
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:38,410
But I'm grown up and I'm
hot, but not little girl hot.
377
00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:41,290
And I'm happy and we're all
together and it makes sense.
378
00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:44,664
We just might live the good life yet.
379
00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:45,943
Hi! Dean!
380
00:15:48,888 --> 00:15:51,282
Dean, I told you not to come
into the teachers lounge,
381
00:15:51,282 --> 00:15:52,960
you're supposed to be in dean class.
382
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,690
How can I learn to be dean if
I can't hang out with teachers?
383
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:58,303
We're supposed to be shaping minds,
but we keep shaping each other.
384
00:15:58,303 --> 00:15:59,545
Bring it in.
385
00:16:05,884 --> 00:16:08,930
In this version, will you
tell me what to do a lot?
386
00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:10,450
Am I on meds in it?
387
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,050
I'm mellow and relatable.
388
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:13,580
I like it.
389
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:16,610
I would love to teach at Greendale,
and I do miss wearing skirts.
390
00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:18,030
Why don't you shallow a
horse pill size contrivance,
391
00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:20,320
it would open up new areas and dynamics.
392
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,090
And it's evergreen.
393
00:16:21,090 --> 00:16:22,650
Well great that's settled.
394
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,160
How do we make it real?
395
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,930
Annie, maybe you should start
looking into education classes.
396
00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:27,870
You too, Abed. Well,
397
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:31,478
I should probably tell you guys
that I'm moving to Los Angeles.
398
00:16:31,478 --> 00:16:32,210
What?
399
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:35,040
Yeah, like a real TV executive I was
letting you guys work your ass off,
400
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,100
because there's no profit
in saying no to an idea, but
401
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,890
now that it's time for me
to commit I have to pass.
402
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:41,560
I got a job as a PA on a Fox
show, it's in a video game studio.
403
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,770
It's like 30 Rock, meets
IT Crowd, meets, well me,
404
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:48,300
I'm growin' up That's so great Abed.
405
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,240
Congratulations Abed.
406
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:49,910
I'm so happy for you.
407
00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:52,782
But you're coming back right?
408
00:16:52,782 --> 00:16:53,282
Maybe.
409
00:16:55,897 --> 00:16:56,594
Probably.
410
00:16:59,298 --> 00:17:00,485
Maybe.
411
00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:02,410
That's six seasons and a movie.
412
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,570
Jeff I know it comforts you to look
at things through that metal lens,
413
00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:06,970
but this is reality.
414
00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:08,570
TV's rules aren't based on common sense.
415
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,900
They're based on the studio wanting
to milk their properties dry.
416
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:11,530
Here here.
417
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,150
Cheers to that and cheers to Abed.
418
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:14,820
Cheers!
419
00:17:21,993 --> 00:17:30,048
What, Jeffrey?
420
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:30,582
Hey.
421
00:17:35,904 --> 00:17:36,763
And so on.
422
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:53,990
Annie I'm home.
423
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,440
Hey there.
424
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,260
How was your day?
425
00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:57,810
Did anything funny happen?
426
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:58,890
Who cares.
427
00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,500
How was your day?
428
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,220
Good. Sebastian did some drawing.
429
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,170
Sebastian?
430
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,360
Let's look at them.
431
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,260
Sebastian.
432
00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:07,510
Sebastian.
433
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,080
Back to your child area.
434
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,446
Aw. I love you.
435
00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:18,720
Are you okay?
436
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,010
Is this really what you want?
437
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,700
Of course.
438
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,310
I mean, I'd be fine with a dog too.
439
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:26,610
But, whatever you want.
440
00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:28,960
Do you have any idea what I want?
441
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,495
Yes.
442
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:42,799
How'd you get in here?
443
00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:43,785
I pulled the spare key so
444
00:18:43,785 --> 00:18:46,110
the dean would stop leaving
them under the welcome mat.
445
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,500
You left weirdly.
446
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,240
Well, there's no normal
way to do anything now.
447
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:53,740
Yeah.
448
00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:57,650
You're gonna be fine, you know.
449
00:18:57,650 --> 00:18:59,690
I don't wanna be fine.
450
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:03,092
I wanna be 25 and heading
out into the world.
451
00:19:03,092 --> 00:19:06,354
I wanna fall asleep on a beach and
be able to walk the next day, or
452
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,040
stay up all night on accident.
453
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,840
I wanna wear a t-shirt without
looking like I forgot to get dressed.
454
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:14,948
I want to be terrified of AIDS, I
want to have an opinion about those,
455
00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:20,010
boring ass Marvel movies.
456
00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:23,330
And I want those opinions to be of
any concern to the people making them.
457
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,190
Well I want to live in the same home for
458
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:30,770
more than a year, order
wine without feeling nervous,
459
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:35,430
have a resume full of crazy
mistakes instead of crazy lies.
460
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:39,210
I want stories and wisdom, perspective.
461
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:44,252
I wanna have so much behind me I'm
not a slave to what's in front of me,
462
00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:48,710
especially these flavorless
unremarkable Marvel movie.
463
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,670
They are so not a big deal!
464
00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:52,170
I know! It's just all there is!
465
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:53,700
Yes, and you get to say that!
466
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:57,660
I could screw myself if I say it,
but there's pressures on me you don't
467
00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:02,920
have to live under, if you
accept that you're older.
468
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,270
And let the kid stuff go.
469
00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,000
I let you go, Annie.
470
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,970
From my hands and my head.
471
00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:19,080
The heart, which cynics say is
code for penis, wants what it wants.
472
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:22,257
But I let you go.
473
00:20:30,558 --> 00:20:31,950
The others are coming.
474
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:37,070
I think you should kiss me
goodbye or you might regret it for
475
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:37,670
the rest of your life.
476
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,010
What about you?
477
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:42,360
Oh, I'll regret the kiss
for a week, I'm in my 20s.
478
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:42,860
Who cares?
479
00:21:02,018 --> 00:21:05,788
Are we interrupting?
480
00:21:05,788 --> 00:21:07,518
Stop being gross!
481
00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:10,080
Are you guys doing an
unauthorized finale in here?
482
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:10,670
Not cool.
483
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,580
Abed, I know it gives you
comfort to see everything
484
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:16,850
through that metal lens, but we
were just saying goodbye to the room.
485
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,130
For season six.
486
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:20,540
Season seven, who knows?
487
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:21,770
It's out of our hands.
488
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:22,780
Too many variables.
489
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:23,290
Cool.
490
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:23,900
Cool, cool.
491
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:24,400
Cool, cool.
492
00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:26,560
Cool.
493
00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:30,210
That was one cool for each season.
494
00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:30,790
Wait, do it again.
495
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,879
I want to try something.
496
00:21:31,879 --> 00:21:32,477
Cool.
497
00:21:32,477 --> 00:21:33,266
Cool, cool.
498
00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:34,909
Cool.
499
00:21:34,909 --> 00:21:35,495
Oh.
500
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,500
Cool, cool.
501
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,860
I farted during the fourth one.
502
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:40,030
It's an inside joke.
503
00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:41,070
I'm gonna miss you guys.
504
00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:43,260
Gay. You know what I
think everybody should do,
505
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,730
as a humble outsider that
came in and nailed it?
506
00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:50,300
I think everyone should imagine their
own personal version of season seven
507
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,430
and not share it with anyone.
508
00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:53,100
And then maybe it'll come true.
509
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:54,140
No cutting to any of them.
510
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,073
If you cut to it, it won't come true.
511
00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:11,656
You just stopped being a study group.
512
00:22:11,656 --> 00:22:15,950
I hereby pronounce you a community.
513
00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:19,130
Brianna, you're the driven idealist.
514
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,000
Kaylee, you're the fiery passionate one.
515
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,370
We might have a fun no strings and
Mackenzie, the kooky nerdy one, and
516
00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:26,790
Hailey, the other nerdy one!
517
00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:29,050
You guys should be best
friends and have pillow fights.
518
00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:31,240
And there's Phoebe, the wise one.
519
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,660
No? You're nerdy too?
520
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,660
Okay, and the rest of
you are the redhead ones.
521
00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:39,460
And we're gonna have some
pretty crazy times, and
522
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:42,490
eventually you'll leave
and be replaced by new ones.
523
00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:45,450
And that's something I'm
equipped to handle now.
524
00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:46,420
I'm sort of the hero that way.
525
00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:50,960
We can cut to them at home though, right?
526
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,370
I mean by ourselves?
527
00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:52,870
Sure.
528
00:22:53,890 --> 00:22:55,560
I love that I got to be with you guys.
529
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,510
Gay. You saved my life,
and changed it forever.
530
00:22:58,510 --> 00:22:59,180
Gay!
531
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:00,427
Thank you.
532
00:23:11,929 --> 00:23:17,353
I'm gay.
533
00:23:17,353 --> 00:23:21,462
I'm for real gay.
534
00:23:21,462 --> 00:23:26,385
I'm legit gay!
535
00:23:26,385 --> 00:23:33,024
Oh, there's a river that winds on
forever I'm gonna see where it leads.
536
00:23:33,024 --> 00:23:40,745
Oh, there's a mountain that no man has
mounted I'm gonna stand on the peak.
537
00:23:40,745 --> 00:23:44,820
Out there's a land that time don't command.
538
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:48,779
Wanna be the first to arrive.
539
00:23:48,779 --> 00:23:52,865
No time for ponderin' why I'm a-wanderin.
540
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:56,696
Nowhere the buses lay.
541
00:23:56,696 --> 00:24:03,743
To the ends, to the
ends would you follow me?
542
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:11,740
There's a world that
was meant for us to see.
543
00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:15,164
To the ends of the earth
would you follow me?
544
00:24:35,019 --> 00:24:36,164
This is the show.
545
00:24:36,164 --> 00:24:37,584
Right, that's right.
546
00:24:42,988 --> 00:24:44,120
Community!
547
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,090
The hit show is now a hit board game.
548
00:24:46,090 --> 00:24:48,350
More like an I'm bored game.
549
00:24:48,350 --> 00:24:49,120
Shut up, Leonard.
550
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:52,731
You look like a German puppet maker
and smell like the inside of a church.
551
00:24:52,731 --> 00:24:56,023
Blah, blah, blah commercial video
describing the rules of gameplay.
552
00:24:56,023 --> 00:24:57,620
I like you, Leonard.
553
00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:59,140
As a friend.
554
00:24:59,140 --> 00:24:59,980
Ooh.
555
00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:03,400
Sorry Britta, but that
friendship just got a benefit.
556
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,120
Collect all the other
players' identities and
557
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:08,990
be the first to figure out if the
game is part of the show or, I got it.
558
00:25:08,990 --> 00:25:11,531
The whole show is
happening inside this game.
559
00:25:11,531 --> 00:25:13,680
Then explain this.
560
00:25:16,446 --> 00:25:17,650
What is it?
561
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:23,538
It's a script of a fake commercial
at the end of season six,
562
00:25:23,538 --> 00:25:26,540
starring this family.
563
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:28,110
Sorry, dad.
564
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:28,980
Guess I win.
565
00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:31,930
You stupid child.
566
00:25:33,230 --> 00:25:34,870
Nobody's winning anything.
567
00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:35,550
Don't you see?
568
00:25:36,980 --> 00:25:38,430
This means we don't exist.
569
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:43,436
We're not created by God,
we're created by a joke.
570
00:25:43,436 --> 00:25:47,058
We were never born, and we
will never actually live.
571
00:25:55,111 --> 00:25:56,140
Dice not included.
572
00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:57,160
Some assembly required.
573
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,620
Lines between perception, desire, and
574
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,710
reality may become blurred,
redundant, or interchangeable.
575
00:26:00,710 --> 00:26:03,375
Characters may hook up with no
regard for your emotional investment.
576
00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:05,265
Some episodes too conceptual to be funny.
577
00:26:05,265 --> 00:26:06,945
Some too funny to be immersive, and some so
578
00:26:06,945 --> 00:26:08,115
immersive they still aren't funny.
579
00:26:08,115 --> 00:26:09,685
Consistency between seasons may vary.
580
00:26:09,685 --> 00:26:12,405
Viewers may be measured by a secretive
obsolete system based on selected
581
00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,515
participants keeping handwritten
journals of what they watch.
582
00:26:14,515 --> 00:26:16,525
Show may be cancelled and moved
to the Internet, where it turns out
583
00:26:16,525 --> 00:26:18,660
tens of millions were watching
the whole time, may not matter.
584
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,070
Fake commercial may end with disclaimer
gag which may descend into vain
585
00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:22,830
Chuck Lorre-esque rant
by narcissistic creator.
586
00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:23,875
Creator may be unstable.
587
00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:25,420
Therapist may have told
creator this is not how
588
00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:26,480
you make yourself a good person.
589
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,820
Life may pass by while we ignore
or mistreat those close to us.
590
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:30,071
Those close to us may be those watching.
591
00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:31,924
Those people may want
to know I love them,
592
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,322
nut I may be incapable of saying it.
593
00:26:33,322 --> 00:26:35,284
Contains pieces the size
of a child's esophagus.
594
00:26:36,685 --> 00:26:39,685
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