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*
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* you won't admit you love me *
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* and so *
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* how am i ever *
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* to know *
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* you always tell me *
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* perhaps, perhaps, perhaps *
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* perhaps *
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* perhaps *
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* perhaps *
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i don't know what it was
about him.
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He was with these
two other guys,
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but for some mysterious reason,
he really stood out.
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I think it must have been
something very deep
and spiritual.
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So, what did you do?
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Well, you know me.
I played it cool.
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Hello, I'm Jane.
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Hello.
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Um, excuse me.
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What?
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You're standing
right in front of me.
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Yes.
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I'm bill.
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Well, hello, bill.
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You know, i thought
you were a bill.
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It really suits you.
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It's one of the names
i would have picked for you.
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Oh, I'm really interested
in the science of names.
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Well, this is Walter
and Harry.
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Fine.
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I'm Harry,
he's Walter.
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Either way.
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Sally, please!
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I said no.
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Did i miss anything?
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Lust at first sight,
contact established.
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It's just one night.
Come on, why not?
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Shh!
I want to hear this.
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So, how did it go?
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Well, there we were,
just the two of us.
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You're a scorpio,
aren't you?
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I can always spot scorpios.
It's something i sense.
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I'm not a scorpio.
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I'm a scorpio.
Maybe you were sensing me.
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No.
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Sagittarius?
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Sorry.
Not sagittarius, either.
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Now isn't this strange?
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I'm normally really good
at this.
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I'm very attuned
to astrology.
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It's one of the most
interesting things about me.
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I-i-I've written
some articles about astrology.
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That's true.
Harry's the expert.
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I don't know that
I'm actually a believer,
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but i do think
astrology represents centuries
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of accumulated understanding
of different personality types.
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When-when you say
that you're attuned,
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maybe that's what
you were attuned to.
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I'm giving a talk about this
subject on Wednesday night.
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Perhaps you'd
like to come along?
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No.
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Capricorn?
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Sorry,
not a capricorn.
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I'm so sorry.
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May i just apologize
from the very depths of my being
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for thinking you would
have the slightest interest
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in anything i had to say.
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Don't be silly.
It was an honest mistake.
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Leo.
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Hey...
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What you've got
to understand
about Harry,
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he's just had
a big breakup.
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His self-esteem
is not exactly peaking.
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I think turning down
his lecture may have been
the last straw.
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Harry...
Here's a little exercise
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i think might help you
confront your problems.
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If you go home tonight,
sit in front of the mirror
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and really, really look
at yourself,
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you might be
a bit more realistic
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about which women
you ask out in future.
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Well, that's it.
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Harry.
I was being
sympathetic.
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I was, you saw me.
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No disrespect,
but i don't think you're capable
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of sympathy for someone
like me.
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I cried
at the elephant man.
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I'm off. Good night.
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You'd better go after him,
Walter.
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You understand
what he's going through.
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So, come on.
How far did you get?
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Well, after we left the bar
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i was about to head off,
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because we were going
in different directions.
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It's always Scary
when you see
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that final
corner approaching,
isn't it?
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And you're thinking,
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"did i touch his thigh
often enough?
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"Did i stare at his mouth
long enough?
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Did i flick my hair
too much?"
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Flick your hair?
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Yeah, i used to
over-flick.
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It's so easy
to cross the line
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between suggesting
"flirtatious and approachable,"
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and suggesting there's something
living in your ear.
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You don't want to give
the impression
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you acquire vermin
when aroused.
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Tonight's hot tip.
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This is great.
This is so much more detail
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than we ever get into.
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It's like a whole pit stop
for women.
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Patrick,
why are you here?
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He needs a pretend-wife.
Just for tonight.
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What?
It's a long story.
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Who cares?
Details, Jane.
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Okay. We were walking
along and then--
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don't ask me how
it happened--
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but suddenly,
out of nowhere,
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we were in
each other's arms.
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You look totally amazed.
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Hard to tell if it's the kiss
or the impact of the wall.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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What are you doing?
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What's wrong?
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Well, you were a bit
horrible to my friends.
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Oh.
Of course i wasn't.
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Jane, no!
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Oh, bill.
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Do you want to do something
completely wicked, huh?
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Doesn't it excite you,
the idea of getting caught?
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Come on, bill,
i can tell you're excited.
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And anyway,
Walter can keep watch.
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Actually, do you mind
if i just go?
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No, no.
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I'll see you
in a minute, okay?
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Yeah, sure.
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A minute?
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Walter's
a really good guy, Jane.
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Oh, he's great.
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You'd hardly know
he was there.
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Listen, I'd really like
to see you again.
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Good.
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But for now...
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I'm going to check
if Walter's okay.
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Oh.
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I'll call you.
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Yes. Right.
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You do know where to find
my phone number?
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My right thigh.
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Hope i didn't
smudge it.
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See ya.
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Jane?
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Dinner tomorrow night,
my place?
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Your place?
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I'm a great cook.
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I'll help.
I'm a great dessert.
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So that's nice,
gorgeous, and can cook?
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So rare to find someone
like that
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who doesn't have,
you know, breasts.
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So what's your plan
of attack now?
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You're gonna be
at his door in an hour.
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It's all down
to the dress now.
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Yeah.
The dress is the clincher.
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Sorry, am i in
a dress conversation?
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I can't be
in a dress conversation.
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The moment you take
your coat off
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and he sees
what you're wearing,
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that's when
it's all decided.
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So what did you choose?
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I've got so many,
that's the trouble.
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Took me all day
to narrow it down
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to the main contenders.
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Oh, God.
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Which were?
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Well...
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( rings )
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hi.
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Hi.
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Dress one--Black
and sort of see-through.
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Ort of see-through.
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It's quite subtle.
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You can't really tell
what you're looking at.
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It's a dress that says,
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"hello, boys.
Next time bring a torch."
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Does a torch work
on dresses?
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Patrick!
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And dress two?
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Come in.
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Thank you.
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Dress two is the absolute peak
of my "skimpy" collection.
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I love dress two.
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Every time you inhale,
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you can see
the hope in their eyes.
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That's the one.
Definitely.
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Patrick.
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What's dress three?
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There is no dress three.
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It's dress two then.
It's got to be.
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Dress one.
Always go for subtlety.
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So, come on.
Time for the grand unveiling.
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Which one did you choose?
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Dress three.
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Nice.
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You look great.
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So do you.
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You said there was
no dress three.
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There isn't.
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You've got nothing on
under your coat?
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Don't wait up.
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Is there somewhere
i can leave my coat?
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What?
Oh, yes, my bedroom.
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Your bedroom.
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Yeah, everyone's just piled
their coats on the bed.
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Everyone?
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I'll introduce you.
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Everyone,
this is Jane.
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Hello.
Hi, Jane.
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( weakly )
hello, everyone.
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Listen,
bit of a kitchen crisis.
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Can i let you
just dive in and say hi?
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Oh, Harry?
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Yeah?
Could you take
Jane's coat?
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A pretend-wife?
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A torch?
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Apparently.
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Torches work on dresses?
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So what do you need
a pretend-wife for?
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It's to do with some bloke
at his office.
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No, no, no.
Different office,
different firm.
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This guy, Ivan...
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I see him at conferences
and stuff.
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He's the same level as me,
but we're always competing.
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Cars, office size,
toilet breaks.
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"Toilet breaks"?
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I can retain for seven more
hours than he can.
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You really used to go out
with this guy?
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No idea.
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You've erased all other men
from my memory.
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Must have taken a while.
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Anyway,
Ivan is always going on
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about this really gorgeous woman
he's married.
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One day i cracked.
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So you invented
a whole marriage?
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What, competitively?
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What choice
did i have?
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I'm 33, single,
with neat hair.
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Even i think I'm gay.
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The point is, I'm meeting
Ivan for a drink tonight,
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and, oh!
He's bringing his wife.
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Now that's competitive.
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So i can't turn up
without a wife.
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How would that look?
It would be like
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turning up at the golf club
without a car.
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You know what's great
about skirts?
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When a woman's wearing a skirt,
you know--
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you know that,
somewhere in that room,
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shifting all the time,
there is the v.a.a.--
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the visual access angle.
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A clear line of sight
right to base camp.
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You just have to
switch chairs, right,
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or maybe move
your head a bit.
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Or accidentally fall
on the floor.
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And there'll be nothing
but clear air between you
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and intimate sighting
number one.
264
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,400
Sorry. I was just thinking
about skirts.
265
00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:18,067
So why didn't you
just bring your secretary?
266
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,334
Oh, how would that work?
267
00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:21,400
I'd have to bandage up
her face or something.
268
00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:25,200
You mean,
he'd recognize her?
269
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,200
No.
270
00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:30,601
Bartender: Is there
a Steve Taylor in this bar?
271
00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:32,667
There's a phone call
for Steve Taylor.
272
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,501
Here.
273
00:11:34,501 --> 00:11:36,067
Okay.
274
00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,067
What?
275
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,100
I'll do it.
276
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,501
Oh, great.
277
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,634
You know what?
278
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,467
I want to meet Ivan.
279
00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:46,868
Hello?
280
00:11:46,868 --> 00:11:48,701
Steve, I've gone
to a dinner party,
281
00:11:48,701 --> 00:11:50,501
and I'm accidentally naked.
282
00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:52,868
I-I'm sorry?
283
00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:54,601
This guy's invited me
for dinner
284
00:11:54,601 --> 00:11:56,868
and i didn't think
there'd be anyone else here.
285
00:11:56,868 --> 00:11:59,634
Steve, I'm completely naked
under my coat.
286
00:12:01,033 --> 00:12:03,167
What's wrong?
It's Jane.
287
00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:05,634
She's stuck naked
in someone else's flat.
288
00:12:05,634 --> 00:12:06,634
Naked?
289
00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:07,667
Completely!
290
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,267
She's only got her coat.
291
00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:11,334
Can i speak to her?
Yeah.
292
00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:14,300
Hi, Jane.
It's Jeff.
293
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,601
Hi, Jeff.
294
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,267
Thanks.
295
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:21,267
Jeff?
296
00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:23,667
Uh, he's just gone
to the loo.
297
00:12:24,734 --> 00:12:26,400
Might be some time.
298
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,234
What am i gonna do?
299
00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:30,367
What happens
if i take off my coat?
300
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,234
I really like this guy.
301
00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:35,934
Well, he'll certainly get
that impression.
302
00:12:35,934 --> 00:12:37,567
Not helpful, Steve.
303
00:12:37,567 --> 00:12:39,334
Well,
why are you phoning me?
304
00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:42,100
I tried the girls.
Their mobiles are off.
305
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,767
You can't phone me
when you're naked.
You're an ex.
306
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:46,400
So?!
307
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,834
Well, Susan's here.
308
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,567
What if she comes over
and finds out you're naked?
309
00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:51,634
Susan's paranoid about you.
310
00:12:51,634 --> 00:12:54,067
No, Steve.
She's paranoid about you.
311
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,868
Look, I'm in the middle
of a serious crisis here.
312
00:12:56,868 --> 00:12:59,534
I don't have time to discuss
your relationship problems.
313
00:12:59,534 --> 00:13:02,300
What "relationship problems"?
314
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:05,033
We don't have any
"relationship problems."
315
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:06,534
Have you proposed yet?
316
00:13:07,868 --> 00:13:09,400
We have an understanding.
317
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,868
Okay, there's your problem.
318
00:13:11,868 --> 00:13:15,400
Steve, I'm naked
and surrounded by strangers!
319
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,701
What's wrong
with having an understanding?
320
00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:19,667
Oh, for Christ's sake!
321
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,067
Are you all right, mate?
322
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,501
Ivan, hi.
323
00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:30,734
Patrick. One minute--
324
00:13:30,734 --> 00:13:32,567
just checking
I've got the right place.
325
00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,367
Excellent.
Massive.
326
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,467
Okay, she's coming.
327
00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:40,567
Right. What have you
told Ivan about me?
328
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:42,901
You won a beauty contest
when you were 17,
329
00:13:42,901 --> 00:13:45,033
you worked as
an airline stewardess, a nurse,
330
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,234
and a catalogue model.
331
00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:50,234
Your bra size is 38-d,
and your hobby is massage.
332
00:13:50,234 --> 00:13:52,534
Oh, and if it comes up,
you're completely shaved.
333
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:58,701
Okay.
334
00:13:58,701 --> 00:13:59,901
What's my name?
335
00:13:59,901 --> 00:14:02,100
Well, just choose
any one you like.
336
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,734
I can't believe
you're doing this.
337
00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:07,000
Patrick.
Ivan.
338
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,834
Nice place,
like this a lot.
339
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:10,300
Great.
340
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,434
Oh, and this is my wife,
Miranda.
341
00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:19,133
And you must be Patrick.
342
00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:21,133
Hello. Heard loads.
343
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,367
Um...hello.
344
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,834
Hello.
345
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:31,901
Sorry. And, uh--
346
00:14:31,901 --> 00:14:33,434
( clears throat )
347
00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:34,834
this is my wife...
348
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:36,200
Susan.
349
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,767
It is good to meet you
at last.
350
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:45,767
Uh, no.
Hang on, you see--
351
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,300
yeah, that's my wife,
all right.
352
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,300
Aren't you, darling?
353
00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:52,868
No actually, listen--
354
00:14:52,868 --> 00:14:54,400
do you know,
355
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,667
you're exactly as i was
expecting.
356
00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,501
No, you see,
the thing--
357
00:14:58,501 --> 00:15:00,000
sorry, what do you mean?
358
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,200
Well, silly old Ivan here
thought you were going to be
359
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,167
some kind of sex bomb.
360
00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,667
( both laughing )
361
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,767
look what he's got
me wearing.
362
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:10,067
But here you are.
363
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:13,300
I mean, you're just so sweet,
aren't you?
364
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,000
"I wish i can do sweet,"
I'm always saying.
365
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,334
Aren't i, dear?
366
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:22,033
What a pity.
367
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:23,267
I'm sorry?
368
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:26,133
Didn't you want
a ring on your finger?
369
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,868
Are you one of those girls
who finds that too committing?
370
00:15:29,868 --> 00:15:32,868
Personally,
i think my commitment rings
371
00:15:32,868 --> 00:15:35,100
are deeply erotic.
372
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,934
Not as erotic as mine.
373
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,400
( laughing )
374
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,701
i didn't marry her.
375
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,467
I won't go down
without a fight.
376
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:04,200
Well,
that will be why, then.
377
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,601
I better just go
and, um, you know.
378
00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:12,767
Yeah.
379
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:15,334
I didn't know he had a blonde.
I needed a blonde.
380
00:16:15,334 --> 00:16:17,234
You were my first choice
for pretend-wife,
381
00:16:17,234 --> 00:16:18,501
you're just not blonde enough.
382
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:20,334
Do you think
i want everyone to think
383
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:21,767
I'm some mad, lonely,
desperate woman?
384
00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:23,834
Of course you don't.
It's just bad luck.
385
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:27,934
"I didn't marry her."
386
00:16:27,934 --> 00:16:29,968
How do you think
that makes me look?
387
00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:31,267
I had to say something.
You slapped me!
388
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,167
Twice.
Once.
389
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,267
Don't argue.
390
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,667
What is wrong
with having an "understanding"?
391
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,067
Well,
have you actually told her
392
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,234
that you're gonna marry her?
393
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:47,033
In my own way.
394
00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:49,234
Your "own way"?
395
00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:51,834
Well, she accidentally overheard
me saying it on the phone
396
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:54,367
when i thought i was talking
to my ex-girlfriend.
397
00:16:56,534 --> 00:16:59,000
No offense, and of course
it's none of my business,
398
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,434
but that could be the worst
proposal in human history.
399
00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:02,534
Steve.
400
00:17:02,534 --> 00:17:04,367
You're gonna have to be
my husband.
401
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:06,000
Patrick prefers blondes.
402
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,400
I love this bar.
403
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,834
I'm sorry?
404
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:12,501
Patrick chose Susan
for his pretend-wife.
405
00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:14,167
I need an emergency
pretend-husband.
406
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,300
You'll have to do.
407
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:19,200
He can't have Susan
for his pretend-wife.
408
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,968
She's my almost-fiancã©e.
409
00:17:20,968 --> 00:17:22,901
You still haven't proposed?
410
00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:25,601
We have an understanding!
411
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:28,534
Yeah, right.
An understanding.
412
00:17:28,534 --> 00:17:30,567
I don't want to be
your pretend-husband.
413
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:31,801
I don't want you either,
414
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,701
but there's absolutely
nobody else available.
415
00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:37,901
It has to be you,
Steve.
416
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,901
Are you sure
i can't take your coat?
417
00:17:41,901 --> 00:17:43,901
Oh, buy a magazine!
418
00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:47,801
What?
419
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,300
Sorry, nothing.
420
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,334
You know, you're
extremely difficult to talk to.
421
00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:54,467
Well, stop trying
to undress me, then.
422
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,767
Sorry.
I'm sorry again.
423
00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,334
You seem very uncomfortable.
Is there a problem?
424
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:03,267
No, no.
No problem.
425
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,968
So it's just that
you're stuck talking
426
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:08,000
to the least attractive guy
you've ever seen.
427
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,133
Yeah, that's all it is.
428
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:17,234
Yeah. Well, I'll save you
any further discomfort, then.
429
00:18:17,234 --> 00:18:18,367
For the record,
430
00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:20,400
i have absolutely no interest
in undressing you,
431
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,434
and believe it or not,
I've spent absolutely
432
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,400
no time whatsoever
imagining you naked.
433
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:28,701
Well actually, that is a bit
unbelievable, isn't it?
434
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:39,534
Jane.
435
00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:41,767
You're not leaving,
are you?
436
00:18:42,801 --> 00:18:43,968
Leaving?
437
00:18:43,968 --> 00:18:45,767
Why would you think
i was leaving?
438
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:48,434
You've got your coat on
and you're opening the door.
439
00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:52,033
Well, hello,
mr. Jump-to-conclusions.
440
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:54,767
Listen, i was just worrying
about something.
441
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,300
When i invited you to dinner,
442
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,534
you didn't think it would be
just the two of us, did you?
443
00:18:59,534 --> 00:19:01,200
No, no. Not at all.
444
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,534
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
445
00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:06,501
Just the two of us?
I never thought that. Not me.
446
00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:09,467
What a laugh!
447
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:12,234
It's just that i like
to take things kind of slowly.
448
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,167
Slow? So do i.
That's great.
449
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:15,968
Yeah, give me
some of that slow.
450
00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:18,300
And i just thought
you might be slipping out
451
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,567
because you were disappointed.
452
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:22,067
No, no.
Not at all.
453
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:25,801
What a crazy, mad, insane,
demented...sick idea.
454
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:28,934
Please stay.
455
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,167
Okay.
456
00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:33,868
Oh, what are you doing?
457
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,133
I thought you might
like to take off your coat.
458
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,467
My coat?
459
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,767
What happened
to taking things slowly?
460
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,667
I'm sorry?
461
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:47,267
It's our first date.
Let's not go coat-crazy!
462
00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:48,400
What?!
463
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,934
Where's your bathroom?
My bathroom?
464
00:19:49,934 --> 00:19:51,200
Is this it?
465
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,000
I just want to pop
to your bathroom for a minute.
466
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,601
Just to freshen up,
nothing horrid.
467
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:09,901
Oh!
468
00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:10,901
Hello.
469
00:20:10,901 --> 00:20:12,734
Hello.
470
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:14,234
I'm Emily.
471
00:20:14,234 --> 00:20:18,100
Hello, Emily.
Are you in the next flat?
472
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,300
No.
Oh.
473
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,434
You are.
474
00:20:20,434 --> 00:20:23,767
Oh, right.
Right.
475
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:25,567
Emily...
476
00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:28,834
Does your mother have
any nice dresses?
477
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,567
( Patrick laughing )
478
00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:33,834
that's the thing
about marriage, isn't it?
479
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,400
It's about sacrifice.
480
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,834
Yes, absolutely.
Sacrifice.
481
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:41,033
Yeah, i agree with you totally.
One hundred percent sacrifice.
482
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,367
A hundred and ten percent.
483
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,434
A hundred and fifteen.
484
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,100
I sacrificed so much
to be with Ivan.
485
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:53,367
My acting, my modeling,
my musical career,
486
00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:54,934
my novel-writing.
487
00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:57,901
I went through a phase where
i just sacrificed everything.
488
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,767
Lucky you didn't bump
into any goats, then.
489
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:07,100
Excellent dress.
I think i can see nipples.
490
00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:12,000
How could she sit there,
pretending to be a couple?
491
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,901
We've got
an understanding.
492
00:21:13,901 --> 00:21:15,734
Steve,
we've got to get over there,
493
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,067
and you've got to pretend
to be my husband.
494
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,367
I can't have complete strangers
thinking I'm some kind
495
00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:21,801
of man-repellent psychopath.
496
00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:24,601
Bad enough from the people
who know me.
497
00:21:24,601 --> 00:21:27,133
So, Susan, you must have
made lots of sacrifices
498
00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:28,601
to be with Patrick.
499
00:21:28,601 --> 00:21:31,167
Probably not as many
as you did, darling.
500
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,701
Oh, i bet she did,
actually.
501
00:21:32,701 --> 00:21:33,868
Didn't you, darling?
502
00:21:33,868 --> 00:21:35,601
My little filly,
503
00:21:35,601 --> 00:21:38,434
she made sacrifices
all over the place.
504
00:21:38,434 --> 00:21:39,434
Didn't you, Susan?
505
00:21:40,601 --> 00:21:42,701
Absolutely,
Patrick, honey.
506
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:44,834
What do you think
was your biggest sacrifice?
507
00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,934
Your number one,
seriously massive,
508
00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:50,534
senior executive,
corner-office sacrifice?
509
00:21:50,534 --> 00:21:51,601
What would that be?
510
00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:55,300
Well,
that would have to be...
511
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,367
My penis.
512
00:22:05,634 --> 00:22:06,634
Kidding!!!
513
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,601
I've still got my penis.
514
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:13,334
Kidding!!!
515
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:15,701
Never had a penis,
516
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:17,868
and that's what we've got
in common.
517
00:22:19,801 --> 00:22:22,367
( chuckles nervously )
518
00:22:22,367 --> 00:22:25,701
look, all I'm asking you to do
is sneak into mummy's room
519
00:22:25,701 --> 00:22:27,334
and steal
an expensive-looking dress.
520
00:22:27,334 --> 00:22:29,467
Mummy doesn't have
expensive dresses.
521
00:22:29,467 --> 00:22:31,968
Mummy says we can't have
expensive things
522
00:22:31,968 --> 00:22:34,801
because of the government
and daddy's girlfriend.
523
00:22:36,234 --> 00:22:39,267
I only get little presents
and no crisps.
524
00:22:39,267 --> 00:22:40,968
Right.
525
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:42,801
What do mummy's dresses
look like?
526
00:22:42,801 --> 00:22:44,667
Fat with big flowers.
527
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,367
Okay.
Let's forget about mummy.
528
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,901
Do you have a big sister?
529
00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:51,300
An au pair?
530
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,033
Is daddy's girlfriend staying?
531
00:22:54,534 --> 00:22:58,067
Melissa's got dresses.
She's got lots.
532
00:22:58,067 --> 00:22:59,133
And what age is Melissa?
533
00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:01,667
Twenty-two
and three quarters.
534
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:04,300
Oh, that's perfect!
So am i.
535
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,033
What's her nicest dress?
536
00:23:08,033 --> 00:23:09,834
Her little Black one.
537
00:23:09,834 --> 00:23:13,467
That sounds lovely.
Could you go and get it?
538
00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:14,934
And don't tell Melissa.
539
00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:16,501
Okay.
540
00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:18,400
Bill: Jane?
Yes?
541
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,667
Are you okay
in there?
542
00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:21,434
Still freshening up.
543
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:24,367
It's just...
Taking longer than i expected.
544
00:23:26,133 --> 00:23:27,501
Jane.
545
00:23:27,501 --> 00:23:29,667
Did you get the dress?
Yes.
546
00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,334
Can i have it?!
No.
547
00:23:33,067 --> 00:23:34,834
So, Susan,
do you work,
548
00:23:34,834 --> 00:23:37,067
or does Patrick manage
to support you?
549
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,868
Well, i think
it's important
550
00:23:38,868 --> 00:23:40,534
for women to keep
their independence.
551
00:23:40,534 --> 00:23:42,133
We have a marriage
of equals.
552
00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:43,934
( scoffs )
she's just kidding again.
553
00:23:44,968 --> 00:23:47,434
I often thought I'd like
a part-time job
554
00:23:47,434 --> 00:23:49,434
as a top-flight
fashion consultant.
555
00:23:49,434 --> 00:23:52,000
You see,
I'm very interested in clothes.
556
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,567
Really?
You should wear some.
557
00:24:06,067 --> 00:24:08,334
How do you do that?
558
00:24:08,334 --> 00:24:09,334
Do what?
559
00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:21,567
( laughs )
560
00:24:21,567 --> 00:24:22,567
men.
561
00:24:23,834 --> 00:24:25,667
No, there was
this beam of light.
562
00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:29,667
You are so poetic.
563
00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,634
Actually, i think
it's coming from over there.
564
00:24:31,634 --> 00:24:33,901
Yeah, it'll be some guy
with a torch, as usual.
565
00:24:35,701 --> 00:24:39,868
So you don't mind your husband
groping my wife, then?
566
00:24:39,868 --> 00:24:41,300
Well, i--
no, no.
567
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:45,200
It's, um...it's fine.
We're not exclusive, either.
568
00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:51,133
Please, Emily!
569
00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:53,467
Melissa needs her dress.
570
00:24:53,467 --> 00:24:55,300
Okay, listen.
Here's an idea.
571
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,267
Melissa can have my coat.
572
00:24:57,267 --> 00:25:00,133
You give me her dress,
and she can have my coat.
573
00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:01,901
Coats are better than dresses.
574
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,734
Okay.
575
00:25:03,734 --> 00:25:06,234
Okay.
Give me the dress.
576
00:25:06,234 --> 00:25:08,634
My mummy's coming!
577
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:09,968
Well quickly, then!
Quickly!
578
00:25:14,601 --> 00:25:15,968
Come on, come on!
579
00:25:20,234 --> 00:25:21,734
Here's the dress.
580
00:25:23,367 --> 00:25:24,367
Good night, Jane.
581
00:25:33,434 --> 00:25:35,067
Oh, come on.
582
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:38,100
Are you really telling me
alittle hottie like you
583
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,300
has never swapped?
584
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:40,501
"Swapped"?
585
00:25:40,501 --> 00:25:42,567
I think Patrick's
quite into the idea.
586
00:25:42,567 --> 00:25:44,968
No, no.
Not at all. Not me.
587
00:25:44,968 --> 00:25:46,467
Unless you'd like to--
588
00:25:46,467 --> 00:25:47,467
no!!!
589
00:25:48,501 --> 00:25:50,100
Sorry, no.
Absolutely not.
590
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:51,367
I told you, dear.
591
00:25:51,367 --> 00:25:54,434
Not everyone
is sophisticated like us.
592
00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:56,767
The thing is, Ivan...
593
00:25:58,167 --> 00:25:59,634
I don't share my woman.
594
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,534
It's like finding
the right tennis racket.
595
00:26:02,534 --> 00:26:04,567
Once you've got one
you really like using,
596
00:26:04,567 --> 00:26:06,834
you keep on using it
until it falls apart
597
00:26:06,834 --> 00:26:08,868
and you have to get
a new one.
598
00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:12,400
Only more emotional.
599
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,601
Point is,
I'm a one-woman guy,
600
00:26:15,601 --> 00:26:17,167
and Susan's a one-man
woman.
601
00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:18,701
Maybe you guys
aren't like that,
602
00:26:18,701 --> 00:26:20,067
but then maybe
603
00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:22,167
you guys haven't experienced
real love.
604
00:26:24,567 --> 00:26:27,534
Everybody, I'd like you
to meet my husband Steve.
605
00:26:29,434 --> 00:26:33,501
Susan, i love you
more than i can tell you.
606
00:26:33,501 --> 00:26:34,567
Will you marry me?
607
00:26:38,033 --> 00:26:39,434
Yes.
608
00:26:39,434 --> 00:26:41,200
Yes, yes.
Of course i will!
609
00:26:44,968 --> 00:26:46,000
For God's sake!
610
00:26:48,467 --> 00:26:50,834
I thought it was time
for the grand gesture.
611
00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:52,567
It is.
Let's go home.
612
00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:55,334
Oh, Patrick,
I'm sorry about this.
613
00:26:55,334 --> 00:26:56,434
Oh, that's okay.
No biggie.
614
00:26:56,434 --> 00:26:57,434
And congratulations!
615
00:27:02,534 --> 00:27:04,067
Oh, well.
Easy come, easy go.
616
00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:05,100
Care to join us?
617
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:06,868
Yeah, why not?
618
00:27:06,868 --> 00:27:09,834
Fancy a fresh drink?
619
00:27:09,834 --> 00:27:12,133
No, I'll just carry on
with Susan's.
620
00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:13,834
What were we talking about?
621
00:27:13,834 --> 00:27:16,000
I was asking
if you swapped.
622
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:18,467
Right.
623
00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:21,501
( laughs )
624
00:27:21,501 --> 00:27:22,834
what?
625
00:27:22,834 --> 00:27:24,901
She's not even
a real blonde.
626
00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:30,367
How would you know?
627
00:27:31,534 --> 00:27:32,534
Thanks.
628
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,634
Okay, the dining room
is the first door--
629
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:59,701
oh, hello, everyone.
630
00:28:00,868 --> 00:28:02,434
( clears throat )
631
00:28:02,434 --> 00:28:04,467
I'm feeling a bit of a chill
coming on,
632
00:28:04,467 --> 00:28:08,234
so i thought i might sneak off
home and get an early night.
633
00:28:09,567 --> 00:28:10,667
Sorry, bill.
634
00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:12,000
Some other time?
635
00:28:15,934 --> 00:28:17,901
I seemed to have
mislaid my coat.
636
00:28:17,901 --> 00:28:20,501
I hope you don't mind
if i borrow this one.
637
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,701
Oh, and, Harry?
638
00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:24,801
Yeah?
639
00:28:24,801 --> 00:28:27,267
Stop imagining me naked.
640
00:28:32,801 --> 00:28:35,701
* if you can't make
your mind up *
641
00:28:35,701 --> 00:28:41,767
* we'll never get started *
642
00:28:41,767 --> 00:28:44,501
* and i don't wanna
wind up *
643
00:28:44,501 --> 00:28:50,434
* being parted,
broken-hearted *
644
00:28:50,434 --> 00:28:53,667
* so if you really love me *
645
00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,634
* say yes *
646
00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:58,200
* and please
don't tell me *
647
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:02,100
* perhaps, perhaps, perhaps *