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**

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* you won't admit you love me *

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* and so *

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* how am i ever *

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* to know *

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* you always tell me *

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* perhaps, perhaps, perhaps *

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* perhaps *

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* perhaps *

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* perhaps *

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tv:
( couple arguing )

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( channel changes )

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( laughter )

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( gunfire and sirens )

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it's up to you.

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It's up to you.

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It's up to you.

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It's up to you.

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Susan: Oh, for God's sake--

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Giselle, will you please
stop talking to me like that,

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I'm not a child!

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If you have a complaint
about my work,

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you can take it straight
to Julia Davis.

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Giselle: <i> Usan--</i>

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don't you "Susan" me.

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I'm happy to work
with you on this project,

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but we have to have
a sensible working relationship.

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( french accent )
<i>i am sorry.</i>

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<i> His is how we</i>
<i>do things in France.</i>

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I rather doubt that.

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And believe me,
Julia will not be happy

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that you are taking
this attitude.

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<i>  am sorry,</i>
<i>my English is not so good.</i>

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<i> Ou are going too fast.</i>

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( speaking french )

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Giselle: <i> Ui.</i>

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<i> U revoir.</i>

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( sighs )

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uh, sorry.

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It's just...

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Well, i, uh--

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i really like
french women, that's all.

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Jane:
<i> O!</i>

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He thought you were french?

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I think that was
the only reason
he was interested.

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Why were you talking
in french, anyway?

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Oh, a new client.

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Giselle, the french bitch.

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This is someone
you don't like?

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Oh, i <i>love</i> it
when that happens.

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Makes you seem
like a person.

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She's supposed to be
coming around for a drink

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with Steve and i
this evening,

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but I've just told her
to sod off.

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It must be really great
being a french bitch.

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It must be
so much easier.

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Easier?

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I've always wanted
to be french,

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but I've never had
the opportunities.

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So what was the guy like?

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I'm with <i>Steve</i> now.

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Yeah, but if you had
a night off from Steve,

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is he the kind of guy
you'd go for?

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There's nobody
I'd go for--

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absolutely nobody,
nobody at all.

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Or an australian.

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An australian?
Sorry.

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I don't quite know
where that came from.

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Australians are her weakness.
Sally--

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we drove around Australia
ten years ago, remember?

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I remember who was
in the driving seat
for the whole trip.

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Your ovaries.

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She's exaggerating.

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We always knew
it was time to skip town

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when a bar
was named after her.

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So this guy,
was he an australian?

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No, he was just a guy,
nothing special.

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Anyway, he only liked me
'cause he thought i was french.

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So what happened?

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He asked me
if i had a boyfriend,

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and i said yes,

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and that's all
there is to it.

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So, i bet you've got
a boyfriend then, eh?

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<i> Ui.</i>

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You let him think
you were french!

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Why?

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I don't know.
It just...happened.

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It was just...
Fun to pretend.

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Oh, i know
all about pretending.

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I once went on holiday
and pretended to be twins.

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It was amazing fun.

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I invented this mad,
glamorous sister

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and went 'round
really annoying everybody.

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I could get away with anything
when i was my crazy twin Jane.

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<i> Ou're</i> Jane.

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Kinda stuck.
It's a long story.

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You know what it's like
a year into a relationship.

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Steve's wonderful.
I love him to bits.

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It's just--he never thinks
I'm french anymore.

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Yeah.
Right.

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Do you know
what i mean by that?

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No.
Not at all.

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Well, you know what
it's like at the start,

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when they're all
fiery-eyed and eager

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and they haven't
seen you naked yet.

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And it's like he's
smashing at your door

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with his mighty battering ram,

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and he's promising
to ravish you forever.

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So you <i>brace</i> yourself
for man overload

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and throw open the doors,

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and what do you find
standing there?

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An oversized toddler
who wants his dinner.

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And before you can say

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there's been
a terrible mistake,

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he's snoring on your sofa,

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and the whole place
smells of feet.

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Oh, and now I'm feeling
really guilty.

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I'm gonna,
uh, phone him.

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Not enough shoes.

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What?

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Men-- their feet
get sort of marinated.

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That's weird.
What?

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All my programed numbers
have gone.

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I can never program in
my numbers.

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Never bring myself to put
my friends in order.

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Oh, i put them in
the order i like them.

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You're at number three.

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Number three,
that's pretty good.

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Thank you.
You're welcome.

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Who's number one
and two?

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Oh, i haven't met
a one or a two yet.

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Oh.

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Or a seven, actually.

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So where am i?

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I've only got
ten spaces.

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I wasn't able to
squeeze you in.

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Okay.

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Excuse me while i try

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to remember
my boyfriend's number.

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Susan likes australians?

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Her greatest fear
is that one day

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they'll all turn up
on her doorstep

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and gridlock london.

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Hi.

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Oh--

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( french accent )
hello.

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I was rather hoping
you'd be here.

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( continues accent )
excuse me,

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I'm just making
a call to my boyfriend.

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Right. I don't suppose
there's any chance

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i could tempt you
away from him?

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Nothing could tempt me
away from my boyfriend.

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Man on phone: <i> 'day.</i>
<i> Ruce's bar and grill.</i>

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<i> Ardon?</i>

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<i> Ruce's bar and grill.</i>
<i> Ow can i help you?</i>

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Oh, I'm sorry,

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i think i may have misdialed.

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<i> T's okay.</i>
<i> O worries.</i>

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Oh, ha ha ha!
Sorry, my darling.

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I did not recognize
your voice.

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You sound so strange.

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<i> Xcuse me?</i>

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I shall be around
to see you very soon.

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My heart is beating
like a big drum of love.

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<i> Re you feeling all right?</i>

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( sighs )
where am i phoning?

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<i> Ruce's bar and grill.</i>
<i>  told you.</i>

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Where is that?

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<i> Here?</i>

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In Australia?

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<i> O, no. London.</i>

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<i> Tadler street.</i>

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Ah, i know stadler street.

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Where?

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<i> Ear Susan's.</i>

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Susan's?

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<i> Eah, you know--</i>
<i>Susan's.</i>

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<i> He bar.</i>
The bar?

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<i> Eah, you may not</i>
<i>have heard of it,</i>

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<i>it's for australians.</i>

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There's a bar
for australians
called Susan's?

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In london?!

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<i> H, yeah!</i>

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<i> Ou always find a whole bunch</i>
<i>of australians in Susan's.</i>

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This must seem
like a stupid question,

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but does this bar

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have anything to do
with Susan Walker?

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<i> Ou knowsusan Walker?</i>

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Tv:
( gunfire and sirens )

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where are you going?

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Where are you going?

192
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Where are you going?

193
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Where are you going?

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Where are you going?

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( sighs )

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all right.

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I'm just off
to the loo.

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I don't think
anyone asked.

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Oh, sorry.
No, uh...

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It's just a habit.

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Oh.

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You must have a girlfriend.

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Hello.

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Hi.

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So, do you?

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What?

207
00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,868
Have a girlfriend?

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00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,834
You said <i>hello?</i>

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Yes, just hello,
that's all.

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So what did you tell her?

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Tell her?

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When she asked
if you had a girlfriend.

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You know what's brilliant
about having a girlfriend?

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Jeff!

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You've been going out
with Julia for three <i>days.</i>

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We've never seen you
this happy.

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It would be a shame
if you forced us to kill you.

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Having a girlfriend
is like legalized sex.

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Jeff, sex <i>is</i> legal.

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It always has been legal.

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Whenever i have sex
with Julia,

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it's just so <i>realistic.</i>

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It <i>is</i> actually real, Jeff.

224
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I've got my own private bottom!

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What?

226
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Anytime i want to
see a bottom,

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i just ask Julia.

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"There's nothing to watch
on the tele tonight, dear,

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why don't you pop
your arse out?"

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It's bad enough you're going out
with my girlfriend's Boss--

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i don't want details.

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She's my Boss, too.

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Which is great, because
sometimes we play this game--

234
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,033
Jeff, no!

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00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:10,467
So...

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She asked you
if you had a girlfriend,

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what did you say?

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I said yes.

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Good. Fine.

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Of course i did.
What else could i say?

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Great.

242
00:10:19,601 --> 00:10:22,367
I-i may have
phrased it badly.

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How badly
can you phrase "yes"?

244
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No.

245
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That was
quite badly phrased.

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Okay!

247
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I meant to say yes,
and i missed by one word!

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I'm sosorry
I'm not <i>perfect.</i>

249
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Why didn't you
just tell her?

250
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I would never
do that to Julia.

251
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We have a relationship
based on complete trust.

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Jeff, you don't
have a relationship

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based on a complete <i>week.</i>

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What's that
supposed to mean?

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It means that there are

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three things
all men should know,

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and it's time
you did, too--

258
00:10:57,634 --> 00:11:00,334
you're never gonna be famous,
you're fatter than you think,

259
00:11:00,334 --> 00:11:01,868
and most important of all--

260
00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:05,467
they don't
keep wearing stockings.

261
00:11:05,467 --> 00:11:08,167
Julia <i>always</i>
wears stockings.

262
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,868
( snickers )
no, really.

263
00:11:09,868 --> 00:11:12,167
She's always worn them.
She always will--she told me.

264
00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:14,400
In fact, Julia told me she

265
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,634
all:
Prefers wearing stockings.

266
00:11:18,734 --> 00:11:19,734
What?

267
00:11:19,734 --> 00:11:21,834
Stockings aren't real, Jeff.

268
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:22,934
They're a myth.

269
00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:24,334
Stockings are real,
I've seen 'em.

270
00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:26,634
Oh, sure, there are
<i>some</i> stockings out there,

271
00:11:26,634 --> 00:11:30,100
but there's what,
ten pairs in the whole world?

272
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,300
Ten, at most.

273
00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,734
Ten pairs for all of them.
They share them out.

274
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,534
( imitates woman )
oh, Julia, you got
a new boyfriend?

275
00:11:36,534 --> 00:11:38,334
Your turn with
the stockings,then.

276
00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:40,334
But we'll need them back
on Tuesday,

277
00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:42,834
there's an anniversary
in new Zealand.

278
00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:44,534
Tuesday.

279
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,400
The stockings will go, Jeff.

280
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,100
They'll just melt away.

281
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,868
That's not true.

282
00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:54,367
Okay...

283
00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:56,400
Julia's pants--

284
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,000
really small?

285
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,701
Yeah, tiny.
Really tiny.

286
00:12:01,701 --> 00:12:04,701
Somewhere between wispy
and a trick of the light?

287
00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:09,033
You could accidently swallow
three whole pairs in one go.

288
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:12,767
Trust me.
Ha ha ha!

289
00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:16,767
Ha ha ha.
Great, aren't they?

290
00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,634
They're not like
real pants,

291
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,467
they're like
the ghost of pants.

292
00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:22,300
Jeff?
Yeah?

293
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,734
They spread.

294
00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:26,267
What?

295
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,767
Pants. They spread
and grow.

296
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,267
Experts can determine
the age of a relationship

297
00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:35,267
from pants spreadage alone.

298
00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:39,234
You start off
with that sexy little thong...

299
00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:42,234
And one day you're
looking at the makings

300
00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:44,601
of a decent size trampoline.

301
00:12:44,601 --> 00:12:46,834
It's not gonna be like that
with me and Julia.

302
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,200
Jeff, Jeff...

303
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,267
Before you know it,

304
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:51,601
you'll be sitting
on a sofa with Julia,

305
00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:53,300
she'll be wearing pants

306
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,300
large enough
to cover Switzerland,

307
00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,634
and you'll discover that
you're unable to make

308
00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:58,434
the slightest movement
without her saying,

309
00:12:58,434 --> 00:12:59,801
"where are you going?"

310
00:12:59,801 --> 00:13:02,334
Every time--
"where are you going?"

311
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:04,067
She won't even know
she's saying it.

312
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,334
It like you've set off
a motion sensor.

313
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:08,167
And then, you'll notice
that your house

314
00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:10,601
is covered in shoes.

315
00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:13,834
Shoes. Shoes everywhere!

316
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,734
Why do they have
so many shoes?

317
00:13:15,734 --> 00:13:18,567
Do they have extra feet
we don't know about?

318
00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,267
Did they sprout rows
of additional feet

319
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,801
while we're asleep

320
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,167
and gallop around the streets
at night shouting,

321
00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,634
"where are you going?!"
"where are you going?!"

322
00:13:28,601 --> 00:13:30,300
Ahem.

323
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,167
Sorry.

324
00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:35,667
Drifted a bit there.

325
00:13:37,801 --> 00:13:39,701
So...

326
00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:41,968
This girl you chatted up
in the bar--

327
00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,567
i didn't chat her up.

328
00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:47,033
I'm with Susan.
I'm very happy with Susan.
I love Susan.

329
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,534
So what happened
with the girl?

330
00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:49,801
Nothing happened.

331
00:13:49,801 --> 00:13:51,601
We talked for a bit,
we had a couple of drinks,

332
00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:55,534
exchanged phone numbers,
and went our separate ways.

333
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,200
You exchanged
phone numbers?!

334
00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:01,067
Oh, fine--
focus on <i>that</i> part.

335
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,868
You gave her
your actual phone number?

336
00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:05,300
I'm a bloke.

337
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,167
I can't withhold
my number from a woman,

338
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:08,901
i haven't got the skills.

339
00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:11,734
Yeah, but this girl,
she could phone at any time.

340
00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:12,968
I know.

341
00:14:12,968 --> 00:14:14,234
While Susan's here.
I know.

342
00:14:14,234 --> 00:14:16,167
Well, Susan's here
all the time--

343
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,634
Jeff, please! I <i>know!</i>

344
00:14:17,634 --> 00:14:20,801
Steve, you're gonna
have to move out.

345
00:14:20,801 --> 00:14:24,234
Okay, did she look like
the type to phone?

346
00:14:24,234 --> 00:14:26,968
Yeah, she--she really
looked the type.

347
00:14:26,968 --> 00:14:29,067
So, she's gonna wait
for you to phone

348
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:31,400
then she's gonna get <i>right in</i>
phoning you.

349
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,634
How long has it been?

350
00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:35,868
A week and a day.
( phone rings )

351
00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:37,901
it's her!
It's her!

352
00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:39,300
It might be!

353
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,334
Tell her she's got
the wrong number.

354
00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:43,167
She'll think she
wrote it down wrong.

355
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:44,334
If it's her, I'm going
to do this properly.

356
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:46,234
I'm an adult,
for God's sake.

357
00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:47,901
( ringing )

358
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:52,367
( australian accent )
<i>g'day. Bruce's bar and grill.</i>

359
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:56,167
Susan ( french accent ):
<i> Ardon?</i>

360
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,133
<i> Ruce's bar and grill.</i>
<i> Ow can i help you?</i>

361
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:59,200
Good accent.

362
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,634
Susan told me.

363
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,334
<i> H, I'm sorry,</i>

364
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:05,267
<i>i think i may have misdialed.</i>

365
00:15:05,267 --> 00:15:07,167
It's okay.
No worries.

366
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,868
It's not her,
it's some french woman.

367
00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:13,267
<i> H...sorry, my darling.</i>

368
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:15,634
<i>  did not recognize</i>
<i>your voice.</i>

369
00:15:15,634 --> 00:15:17,567
<i> Ou sound so strange.</i>

370
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,534
Excuse me?

371
00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:21,868
<i>  shall be around</i>
<i>to see you very soon.</i>

372
00:15:21,868 --> 00:15:25,834
<i> Y heart is beating</i>
<i>like a big drum of love.</i>

373
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,567
Could be the girl
from the bar.

374
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,100
She could be
having a joke.

375
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,834
Are you feeling all right?

376
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:33,133
<i> Here am i phoning?</i>

377
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,167
Bruce's bar and grill.
I told you.

378
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,200
<i> Here is that?</i>

379
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,400
Where?

380
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,200
<i> N Australia?</i>

381
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,834
No, no. London.

382
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,734
Stadler street.

383
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,133
Stadler street.

384
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:48,200
<i> H, i know stadler street.</i>
<i> Here?</i>

385
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,434
Near Susan's.

386
00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:50,701
Near Susan's.

387
00:15:58,434 --> 00:16:00,400
<i> Usan's?</i>

388
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,367
Yeah, you know,
Susan's.

389
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,033
Th-the bar.

390
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:06,534
<i> He bar?</i>

391
00:16:06,534 --> 00:16:09,100
Yeah, you may not
have heard of it,

392
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,300
it's for australians.

393
00:16:12,734 --> 00:16:15,133
<i> Here's a bar</i>
<i>for australians</i>

394
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,701
<i>called Susan's?</i>

395
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:18,367
<i> N london?</i>

396
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:19,968
Oh, yeah!

397
00:16:19,968 --> 00:16:22,400
You always find a whole bunch
of australians in Susan's.

398
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,667
Near Susan's?!

399
00:16:26,901 --> 00:16:28,934
<i> His must seem</i>
<i>like a stupid question,</i>

400
00:16:28,934 --> 00:16:31,501
<i>but does this bar</i>
<i>have anything to do</i>

401
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:33,634
<i>with Susan Walker?</i>

402
00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:36,901
You know Susan Walker?!

403
00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:40,467
You also know
Susan Walker?

404
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,534
Oh, yeah.
Everybody here knows Susan.

405
00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:46,634
How do you know her,
then?

406
00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:48,534
I-i amgiselle.

407
00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:50,501
I am Susan's new bitch.

408
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,267
<i> H, uh...</i>

409
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:57,200
Client--
Susan's new <i>client.</i>

410
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,167
Uh, look, I'd better be
getting on.

411
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,567
<i> Es, yes,</i>
<i>of course.</i>

412
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:02,067
<i> O, wait!</i>

413
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:03,067
Hello?

414
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:05,734
Uh, excuse me asking,

415
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:09,334
but, um...
Were you one of Susan's...

416
00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:11,000
Special friends?

417
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,467
What?

418
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:14,234
Susan has spoken so often

419
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,300
of her great love
of australians--

420
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,601
Australia.

421
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,400
Are you perhaps...

422
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,868
David?

423
00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:23,367
<i> Igel?</i>

424
00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:25,400
<i> Ill?</i>

425
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,100
<i> Artin?</i>

426
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,334
<i> Ennis?</i>

427
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:31,801
I-i will narrow it down--

428
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,067
canberra?

429
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:35,334
<i> Elbourne? Sydney?</i>

430
00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:38,334
<i> Hat is your name?</i>

431
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:40,367
Uh, Dick.

432
00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:45,033
Uh--uh--Dick darlington.

433
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,534
( disconnects )

434
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:48,000
what's wrong?

435
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,534
Susan slept with Australia!

436
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,000
Sally:
Susan.

437
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,367
What's wrong?

438
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,267
What?

439
00:17:57,267 --> 00:17:59,467
Um...nothing.

440
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,501
Gotta go.

441
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,267
( door closes )

442
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,000
should we go after her?

443
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,801
In a minute.
Now, try it again.

444
00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:10,367
( french accent )
i am Giselle.

445
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,367
( whipping sound )

446
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:14,033
i am a french bitch.

447
00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:16,634
( french accent )
i am Giselle.

448
00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:20,534
I am a french bitch.

449
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:23,868
Ohh...try it
with more wine.

450
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:26,901
How could she know Susan?

451
00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:28,534
It doesn't make sense.

452
00:18:28,534 --> 00:18:31,467
Giselle. Julia mentioned
a Giselle-- new client.

453
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:34,667
But how could she know
stuff about Susan
i don't know?

454
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:35,934
I'm phoning Susan.

455
00:18:35,934 --> 00:18:37,267
And she was french.

456
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:39,300
She called her
the french bitch.

457
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,467
How many french bitches
can there be?

458
00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,033
Seven.

459
00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:44,400
What?

460
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,033
In my experience.

461
00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:49,200
( cell phone ringing )

462
00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:52,300
why have you got
Susan's mobile?

463
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,901
I was in her office yesterday.

464
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,534
I must have picked up
the wrong one.

465
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,434
She's got
the same one as me.

466
00:18:57,434 --> 00:19:00,167
Susan must have my phone.

467
00:19:09,968 --> 00:19:11,234
Tell you what...

468
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,033
And I'm not just saying this--

469
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:16,000
compared to you,

470
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,901
masturbation is in
its infancy.

471
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:23,801
Julia: I seem to be missing
three pairs of knickers.

472
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,234
Susan speaks french,
doesn't she?

473
00:19:30,234 --> 00:19:31,834
What?

474
00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:34,100
Your friend, Susan Walker,
she speaks french, yeah?

475
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,534
I think so. Why?

476
00:19:35,534 --> 00:19:38,367
We've got this new client,
Giselle.

477
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:41,734
I put her with Susan,
but she's a bit of tricky one.

478
00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:43,133
I should have dealt
with her myself,

479
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:44,167
but i can't speak french.

480
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,367
She's french?

481
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,801
Well, yeah.

482
00:19:47,801 --> 00:19:49,901
Excellent.
And a bitch.

483
00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:51,934
A bitch?
Excellent.

484
00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:54,934
Okay, I'm back
to being your Boss now.

485
00:19:54,934 --> 00:19:56,734
Now go back
to the office,

486
00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:58,834
or I'll set
the french bitch on you.

487
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:01,801
Yeah?
Excellent.

488
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:08,767
( growls )

489
00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:18,767
Jeff!

490
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:20,901
( door slams )

491
00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:34,501
( french accent )
this is Giselle.

492
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,534
Your organizational skills
are a disgrace,

493
00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:41,033
and i am extremely disappointed
with your performance.

494
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,734
If were up to me,
i would put you over my knee

495
00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:47,801
and spank your bottom.

496
00:20:47,801 --> 00:20:52,300
Susan:
<i> H, for God's sake!</i>

497
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,234
Giselle, will you please
stop talking to me like that?

498
00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:56,734
I'm not a child.

499
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:58,100
<i> F you have a complaint</i>
<i>about my work,</i>

500
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,000
<i>you can take it straight</i>
<i>to Julia Davis!</i>

501
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,434
Susan!?

502
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,734
Don't you "Susan" me!

503
00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:06,601
<i> 'm happy to work</i>
<i>with you on this project,</i>

504
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:09,234
but we have to have a sensible
working relationship.

505
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,534
I am sorry,
i, um...

506
00:21:11,534 --> 00:21:13,968
My English
is not so good.

507
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,801
You are going too fast.

508
00:21:15,801 --> 00:21:18,567
( speaking french )

509
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:50,434
hi.

510
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:51,434
Hi.

511
00:21:51,434 --> 00:21:53,667
You okay?
Yeah.

512
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:56,934
Listen, I've just got
some work to finish up on.

513
00:21:56,934 --> 00:21:58,033
Right.

514
00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,934
Patrick and Jeff are here.

515
00:21:59,934 --> 00:22:01,667
Oh, no problem.
I can go in the bedroom.

516
00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:03,601
Fine.
Great.

517
00:22:03,601 --> 00:22:04,968
See you in a mo'.

518
00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:06,534
See you.

519
00:22:08,634 --> 00:22:10,634
( video game noises )

520
00:22:10,634 --> 00:22:12,467
okay, this is getting
complicated.

521
00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:15,067
Now, Giselle knows Susan
because she's a client--

522
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,467
what if Giselle finds out
I'm Dick darlington?

523
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:18,501
Why should she?

524
00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:20,200
She might tell Susan,

525
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,200
and then I'll have to explain
why i was pretending

526
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,234
to be an australian
on the phone.

527
00:22:24,234 --> 00:22:25,601
If Susan finds out,

528
00:22:25,601 --> 00:22:28,300
you say you're
Dick darlington.
Why me?

529
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,701
Okay. You, Patrick.

530
00:22:29,701 --> 00:22:32,334
No way.
Anyone else want a beer?

531
00:22:32,334 --> 00:22:33,334
Oh, come on.

532
00:22:33,334 --> 00:22:35,467
I-I'll get some beers.

533
00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:36,868
( phone rings )

534
00:22:36,868 --> 00:22:38,167
oh, shit!

535
00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:39,968
Am i Dick darlington now?

536
00:22:39,968 --> 00:22:41,167
Shh!

537
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:44,267
It might be her.

538
00:22:44,267 --> 00:22:45,467
(french accent )
<i>hello.</i>

539
00:22:45,467 --> 00:22:47,100
Is that Bruce's bar and grill?

540
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:52,868
I know that it must be,
because i press "redial."

541
00:22:52,868 --> 00:22:56,834
G'day...again.

542
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,634
Is that the lovely Giselle?

543
00:22:59,634 --> 00:23:02,501
I do not believe there is
a Bruce's bar and grill,

544
00:23:02,501 --> 00:23:04,400
and i do not believe

545
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,300
that there is a bar
called Susan's.

546
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,734
This is a joke

547
00:23:08,734 --> 00:23:10,767
<i>at the expense of my friend,</i>
<i>Susan Walker.</i>

548
00:23:10,767 --> 00:23:13,334
No, it isn't.

549
00:23:13,334 --> 00:23:15,033
Don't be silly.

550
00:23:15,033 --> 00:23:16,868
I will tell you how
i know this--

551
00:23:16,868 --> 00:23:20,167
because Susan Walker
is right here with me.

552
00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:23,100
Oh, no, she isn't.

553
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:26,100
I can assure you she <i>is.</i>

554
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:29,467
Well, i can assure you
she's right here with <i>me.</i>

555
00:23:31,033 --> 00:23:33,267
I am passing the phone

556
00:23:33,267 --> 00:23:35,667
to Susan Walker.

557
00:23:39,434 --> 00:23:42,801
Hello, this is
Susan Walker speaking.

558
00:23:42,801 --> 00:23:44,400
Susan, can you tell
this french bitch

559
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,367
that you're Susan Walker?

560
00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:53,534
Hello, this is Susan Walker.

561
00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:55,567
Hello?

562
00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,868
Hello?

563
00:23:57,868 --> 00:23:59,467
( doorbell )

564
00:23:59,467 --> 00:24:01,100
Jeff:
<i> 'll get it.</i>

565
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:04,033
Bruce's bar and grill--

566
00:24:04,033 --> 00:24:06,300
were you answering
the phone as an australian?

567
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:07,934
What are you talking about?

568
00:24:07,934 --> 00:24:11,767
Steve...
I'm Giselle.

569
00:24:11,767 --> 00:24:14,067
<i> Ou're</i> Giselle?

570
00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:16,267
I was Giselle
on the phone.

571
00:24:16,267 --> 00:24:18,834
Susan, I'm really sorry
to interrupt,

572
00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,400
but i just had to tell you...

573
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,467
It was me.

574
00:24:21,467 --> 00:24:24,267
I was Giselle on the phone.

575
00:24:24,267 --> 00:24:26,534
<i> Ou</i> were Giselle?

576
00:24:26,534 --> 00:24:27,601
I'm so, so sorry.

577
00:24:27,601 --> 00:24:28,834
She was Giselle?!

578
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,367
No, i was Giselle!

579
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,667
I was Giselle.
Who was Giselle?

580
00:24:35,667 --> 00:24:37,434
I'm really sorry
about this, Susan.

581
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,667
But i was Giselle
on the phone. It was me.

582
00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:40,767
What are you talking about?

583
00:24:40,767 --> 00:24:42,467
I phoned you.

584
00:24:42,467 --> 00:24:45,934
Julia, i was Giselle,
and i phoned him.

585
00:24:45,934 --> 00:24:47,968
And he was Dick darlington.

586
00:24:47,968 --> 00:24:49,968
No, Susan...

587
00:24:49,968 --> 00:24:52,601
I was Dick darlington.

588
00:24:54,501 --> 00:24:56,767
No. Look, it's okay, Jeff.

589
00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:59,467
I was Dick darlington.

590
00:24:59,467 --> 00:25:02,234
And i was Giselle.

591
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,901
What's the matter
with you? I was Giselle!

592
00:25:04,901 --> 00:25:07,501
( doorbell )
I'll get that.

593
00:25:07,501 --> 00:25:08,667
I phoned you at lunch.

594
00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:11,234
I thought i was
talking to Jeff.

595
00:25:11,234 --> 00:25:12,968
I put on a french accent

596
00:25:12,968 --> 00:25:14,901
and i said
I'd spank your bottom.

597
00:25:14,901 --> 00:25:16,133
Excellent.

598
00:25:16,133 --> 00:25:18,934
<i> </i> was Giselle!

599
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,467
<i> </i> was Giselle.

600
00:25:20,467 --> 00:25:23,501
What in the name
of God is going on here?

601
00:25:23,501 --> 00:25:24,934
Steve: Jane?

602
00:25:24,934 --> 00:25:28,067
( french accent )
no! I am Giselle.

603
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,434
( french accent )
and so am i!

604
00:25:33,434 --> 00:25:35,767
In that case,
I'm Dick darlington.

605
00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:39,901
No! <i> 'm</i> Dick darlington!

606
00:25:39,901 --> 00:25:41,868
Yeah, we're Dick darlington.

607
00:25:41,868 --> 00:25:43,801
And <i>I'm</i> Giselle!

608
00:25:43,801 --> 00:25:45,000
<i> 'm</i> Giselle!

609
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,634
And so are we!

610
00:25:46,634 --> 00:25:49,100
Would everyone just shut up!

611
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:51,133
Thank you!

612
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,534
( phone rings )

613
00:25:52,534 --> 00:25:54,033
oh, what?!

614
00:25:56,234 --> 00:25:57,934
Hello.

615
00:25:57,934 --> 00:25:59,667
Who could it possibly
be this time?

616
00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:02,300
Giselle or Dick darlington?!

617
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,167
It's someone called Yvonne
for you.

618
00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:08,701
No, uh...

619
00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:10,567
Can't come to the phone.

620
00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:12,267
Why not?

621
00:26:12,267 --> 00:26:14,834
There's people
in the way.

622
00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:19,100
Okay, I'll put it on speaker.

623
00:26:20,501 --> 00:26:21,801
Yvonne:
<i> Teve.</i>

624
00:26:21,801 --> 00:26:23,200
Hello.

625
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,033
<i> Ello, Steve.</i>

626
00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:28,367
<i> T's Yvonne.</i>
<i> Emember? From the bar?</i>

627
00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:29,734
<i> R do you give</i>
<i>your phone number out</i>

628
00:26:29,734 --> 00:26:34,334
<i>to every strange</i>
<i>woman you meet?</i>

629
00:26:34,334 --> 00:26:36,534
H-hi.

630
00:26:36,534 --> 00:26:39,901
<i> Isten, i was wondering...</i>

631
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:44,834
Hi. There's been a bit
of a misunderstanding.

632
00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:46,067
I'm actually with someone,

633
00:26:46,067 --> 00:26:48,334
so i won't be able to, uh...

634
00:26:48,334 --> 00:26:51,501
I'm sorry, Yvonne.
Good-bye.

635
00:26:52,801 --> 00:26:54,767
Well, i think we'd better, um...

636
00:26:54,767 --> 00:26:57,167
Yeah, i think
we'd better.

637
00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:58,601
Bye.

638
00:26:58,601 --> 00:27:00,200
Bye.

639
00:27:06,133 --> 00:27:08,501
M-m-met her in the bar--
gave her my number.

640
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:10,467
Stupid, uh...

641
00:27:10,467 --> 00:27:12,701
But i was never,
ever going to...

642
00:27:12,701 --> 00:27:17,167
That's why i was
pretending to be a, you know...

643
00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:18,501
Dick?

644
00:27:18,501 --> 00:27:20,067
Yes.

645
00:27:20,067 --> 00:27:21,701
Hmm.

646
00:27:21,701 --> 00:27:25,133
Sometimes i miss
being single, too.

647
00:27:25,133 --> 00:27:28,901
I guess this means
the honeymoon's over.

648
00:27:28,901 --> 00:27:30,234
No, no, i don't--

649
00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:31,968
i-i still...

650
00:27:31,968 --> 00:27:34,334
Real life starts here.

651
00:27:34,334 --> 00:27:36,834
If you...still want it to.

652
00:27:36,834 --> 00:27:40,968
If you don't, um...
Let me know.

653
00:27:42,334 --> 00:27:45,234
I quite fancy
popping back to
Australia.

654
00:27:45,234 --> 00:27:47,334
There must be
a whole new batch

655
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:50,100
past the age of consent
by now.

656
00:27:53,501 --> 00:27:54,901
Susan.

657
00:27:54,901 --> 00:27:56,567
What?

658
00:27:59,934 --> 00:28:01,934
Where are you going?

659
00:28:03,501 --> 00:28:05,434
It's up to you.

660
00:28:18,234 --> 00:28:22,267
It's up to me...

661
00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:24,234
It <i>is</i> up to me.

662
00:28:24,234 --> 00:28:25,901
It's up to me.

663
00:28:25,901 --> 00:28:27,467
Oh.

664
00:28:27,467 --> 00:28:28,801
( french accent )
hello.

665
00:28:28,801 --> 00:28:30,434
I am Giselle.

666
00:28:35,901 --> 00:28:38,601
* if you can't
make your mind up *

667
00:28:38,601 --> 00:28:44,400
* we'll never get started *

668
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,634
* and i don't want to wind up *

669
00:28:47,634 --> 00:28:49,767
* being parted *

670
00:28:49,767 --> 00:28:53,367
* broken-hearted *

671
00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:56,667
* so if you really love me *

672
00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:58,400
* say yes *

673
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,133
* and please don't tell me *

674
00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:02,434
* perhaps *

675
00:29:02,434 --> 00:29:04,000
* perhaps *

676
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,801
* perhaps *