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♪ They say time will wait for no man

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♪ They say time is on my side

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♪ I can never make my mind up

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♪ Cos it all goes whizzing by

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- ♪ From the cradle to the grave
- ♪ From the cradle to the grave

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- ♪ I know I won't be a slave
- ♪ I know I won't be a slave

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- ♪ To the mistakes that I made
- ♪ From the cradle

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♪ And I won't go till I'm ready
From the cradle to the grave. ♪

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'My dad was never a worrier.
He didn't have sleepless nights.

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'And then my sister Sharon told
him she was getting married.'

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It's going to cost a fortune,
this wedding, isn't it?

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Mm.

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It's a Baker wedding, got to
push the boat out, haven't I?

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- I'm sure Roger's mum and
dad'll help out. - Yeah.

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Oi! Don't you dare! Never in your life.

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Make me look like I've got the
arse hanging out of me trousers?

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- But there's so many of us.
- And?

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I mean, how many was there at
Paul and Paulette's wedding? 180?

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I don't know.

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Then there's the hall. The
church. The dress. The cars.

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I mean, how are you going
to pay for all that?

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Don't you worry about it.

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I'm just in schtuck for now, but, well,

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when my daughter gets married, she's
going to have the best a-goin'.

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'I was a good footballer and had
been made captain of the school team

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'by our sports master, Mr Glover.'

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Come short, Butler, come short!

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Don't all chase after one ball!

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- How many balls are there then, sir?
- Come here, lad.

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While it's level pegging, Mr Glover,
is it a good time to call it off?

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Is this you conceding
the match, Mr Parslow?

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The conditions are very bad.

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This is a Cup semifinal.

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As I say to my lads, there's
no such thing as bad conditions,

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it's just bad attitude!

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Come on, West Greenwich, step it up!

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They're ready to throw
in the towel, this lot!

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Wish somebody would throw me a towel.

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♪ To be mesmerised by
the beautiful game. ♪

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Come on, West Greenwich.
Victory huddle! Victory huddle!

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Lads, you are bringing into
fruition a dream I have nurtured

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for 27 years ever since
I came down to London.

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Just one match left now, St
Joseph's in the final, and this is...

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- Cartwright?
- Sir?

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- What are you doing in this huddle?
- I was substitute, sir.

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- An unused substitute, therefore, you
are superfluous. - Superfluous, sir?

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Superfluous. S-U-P-E-R-F-L-E-W-E-S.

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An unused substitute only has one
duty after the match, attend to it.

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This is the year... Right over!

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This is the year when I hang up my boots.

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And, I'll tell you this,
lads, for nothing,

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I am going to go out with a bang!

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'Football was my life. It always had been.

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'But something else was taking over.

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'Nobody was exactly sure

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'what part of the curriculum
Future Studies came under.

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'But that wasn't the point.

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'The point was, it involved
absolutely nothing resembling work.

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'And, best of all, the teacher
was the smoking hot Miss Blondel.'

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- That's good.
- No, It's rubbish, Miss.

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I didn't leave enough room for "Zeppelin".

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Oh, I thought you were
trying to trying to show

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how much pressure they're under,
you know, squeezing them up?

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There is no such thing as
bad art, only bad appraisal.

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I like it, Danny.

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What about Last Tango In
Paris, Miss? Is that art?

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My dad says it ain't. He says it's filth.

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OK, well.

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Tell your dad the real filth
are blatantly commercial movies

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only interested in making money.

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Oh!

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On the posters for that
Last Tango, Miss, it says,

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"This is passion, in
bucketfuls". Is it, Miss?

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Yes.

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But it's not pornographic.

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- How do you know that, Miss?
- Because I've seen both.

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Pornography is just about bodies.

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The Last Tango is about taking
inner emotions to a higher plane.

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- Oh! Plane!
- Like a spiritual plane?

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You know P-L-A-N-E, plane?

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Yes.

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- So, how do you spell the
one that flies? - P-L-A-N-E.

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And, on this plane, Miss,
is everyone in the nude?

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OK, thank you, Tommy. Now, please,
everybody gather your things up.

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'I was obsessed with Miss Blondel.

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'Every exotic myth about
her swirled around

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'the little photographic
dark room she'd set up.

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'She always took lunch in there
with her boyfriend, Mr Hall.'

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Oh, boys, since Kevin Blackwell left,

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we do have an opening
in the photography club.

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Anyone desperate to join?

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Can't, Miss. Tuesday
evenings. Football training.

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Er. Yeah, I will, Miss.

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Oh!

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See you there.

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'According to legend, an older boy,
Mark Stitch, went in there with her

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'and things developed
very nicely between them.'

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Shipment from Milan. Have a look at that.

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- Here you are, lads. Tel.
- Cheers, mate.

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I'll have two pairs, if
you're knocking 'em out.

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The point is we can't knock
'em out, they're left feet.

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- What's the point of that?
- To stop us knocking 'em out.

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- Where are all the right feet?
- Liverpool.

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They got the pox with
everyone helping themselves.

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Now it's left through London,
right through Liverpool.

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- Be fair, Spud, that's
pretty shrewd. - Is it?

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Whose side you on? How are
we supposed to make a living?

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- Cyril Vosper's brother. - Who? What?
- He's got one leg. He'll have one.

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Oh, as it happens, I think it's the right.

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Tell him to hop up to
Birkenhead and sort himself out.

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- Oh! - Oh! - Oh!

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Just come in to say goodbye, lads.

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I never thought I'd see the day.

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Come on, Spud, I'm 62.

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She wants to move down to
Dorset, be near her sister.

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Two grand it's up to now, never
thought it'd go as high as two.

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Are you sure about this,
Arseholes? I mean,

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things do have a habit of
blowing up in your face.

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'OK. Here's what's so funny.
Teddy Arseholes, as he was known,

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'was actually a corruption
of Teddy Aerosol.

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'His wife Kim bought a new
air freshener she didn't like.

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'Her sister convinced her it was
too dangerous to put a full can

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'in the bin, so she decided
to empty it down the toilet.'

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'None of this was a problem

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'except she didn't tell
Teddy what she'd done.'

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Sit yourself down.

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'Ever since, Teddy Arseholes never
sat down if he could help it.'

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Come on, Arseholes, you
know what you've got to do.

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- Ain't still doing that, are you?
- Come on.

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It's her! Going on about
Dorset all the fuckin' time.

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It's the only reason I took it.

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I don't know what you're talking
about Danny, I really don't.

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- I'm just saying, we're not children
any more, are we? - Yeah. And?

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Well, you know, we should take
our passion to a higher plane.

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P-L-A-N-E.

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I am not having it off with
you, that's all there is to it.

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- I didn't say that.
- That's what you meant, though, isn't it?

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Will you stop doing that?
It's really annoying me.

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Don't you feel anything?

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Yeah. I'm freezing. Can we go in?

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♪ Meet me in the playground
at a quarter-to-four. ♪

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Come on, get them legs in the air!

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You never know your luck in the big city!

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Cartwright, get your leg in the air!

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You couldn't get an envelope under there.

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- Where's Baker? Where's my team captain?
- He's not here, sir.

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I can see that, you
barm cake. Where is he?

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He's at photography, sir.

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- He's doing what!
- Future Studies.

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Right, you lot! Twice round the pitch.

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First, backwards, second
time, reverse zigzag!

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Futuristic? I'll give him futuristic.

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I've never heard owt like it in me life.

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If he thinks I'm going to spend 18
hours a day planning a Cup campaign

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so that he can deliberately sabotage
it, he's got another think coming.

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Slack work. Slack work!

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I like it. Nice colours.

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Different side against the wind.
You know, it's very pretty.

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- Miss, I er, I took a photo
of that tramp. - Tramp?

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Oh, yes. It's the hair, it makes
an interesting composition.

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Great, Danny.

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- OK, who's next?
- Me, Miss.

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- There you are.
- Thank you. Here.

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Wait. With the light, I think...

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That should be fine.

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- Do you remember? - Yeah. - Perfect.

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- Oh, Philip, don't take another
picture of the tramp. - Why not?

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Try something different, try
and find another aspect of him.

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Why not take a picture of
his bottle or something?

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Be interesting to see what you've got

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once we get it back in the dark room.

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The dark room.

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Philip, what are you doing?

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Taking a picture of the tramp's
"butt hole", like you said.

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I thought it made an
interesting composition.

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♪ I wanna have a girl. ♪

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Have you really never been
in a bank before, Mr Baker?

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Never in my life. I've got mates
that've been in a few banks,

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but never when you're open,
if you know what I mean.

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- So, it's £1,000 you'd like to borrow?
- A grand, yes.

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And you want the whole
amount for a wedding?

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You ain't seen the size of my family.

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So, how's this work, Chas?

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You give me the grand,
what's in it for you?

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- Well, I charge you interest,
don't I, Mr Baker? - Come again?

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If I OK you £1,000, I'd
be looking to get back,

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at current rates, around 1,100.

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Oh, right, right. You're
looking for a tonne out of it.

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- And that's on top, is it?
- Yes.

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- This £100, where does that come from?
- Well, that's entirely up to you.

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- Ah. That's between us, is it?
- It would be confidential.

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Confidential? Right. Right, right.

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So, why don't you just give me the 1,100

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and I'll give you your
tonne straight away?

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- Mr Baker, it's not my £100.
- No, no, no, but it could be, couldn't it?

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If you want to meet me in the Duke
Of Suffolk in half-an-hour's time,

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it would be. You see what I'm saying?

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Yeah. You know. You know.

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- All right?
- How did it go, Dad?

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Bloke was puggled, I couldn't
make head nor tail of him.

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Well, did you get the loan all right?

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- Yeah, all sorted. Not a bother.
- Because I was talking to Mum

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and I can't decide
between Dianne or Maureen.

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I was wondering if I could have
four bridesmaids instead of three?

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Sharon, just talk to your mother.

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- Whatever you want. I'll foot the bill.
- Thanks, Dad.

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I'm going to call Roger,
can I use the phone?

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Shilling in the tin?

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No good at the bank?

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Oh, Fred. We needed that
money. What happened?

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Bet, I am never going in one of them
places again. It's a different world.

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I offered him some scope,
and he couldn't grasp it.

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It's like he didn't know
what I was talking about!

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I want assurances from you,
headmaster, that you've no intention

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of allowing Baker to transfer
from the football team.

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- Transfer? - I've heard the futuristic
movement are trying to poach him.

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Do you mean Future Studies, Miss Blondel?

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The only future he should to be
studying is next Wednesday, at 3pm,

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Coldharbour Playing Fields,
the Black Cup Final.

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There's nothing I can do, Mr Glover,
this is a school, not football club.

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- It's a matter of free will.
- Free will? Free will!

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What about my free will? My free
will to deliver the Cup to the board

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and all the long-suffering
fans? Free will?!

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Again, Mr Glover, this is a
school. I'm not Jimmy Hill.

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This is not an interview
on Match Of The Day.

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What you call fans, we call pupils.

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They're children, Mr Glover, in our care.

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I never expect a manager and
a chairman to see eye to eye.

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But I will tell you this.

230
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The moment a player has
more power than his manager,

231
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football in this country is
finished and I can promise you that!

232
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,350
- What do you think?
- You've developed it already?

233
00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:00,310
Yes, I think it's terrific. You can
see all the little lines in his face.

234
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,630
It's full of expression.

235
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:06,230
Yeah. I thought I was going
to develop it with you, Miss?

236
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,520
Oh.

237
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,430
Danny, why do you want to do photography?

238
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I just do, Miss.

239
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,990
Because Mr Glover has been giving me hell

240
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,350
about you walking out
on the football team.

241
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,110
So, what's suddenly so
interesting about photography?

242
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:24,520
Well, I think I might want to be a
photographer when I leave school.

243
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:31,480
I want to work in the dark room with you.

244
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,350
OK.

245
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,990
Now, I don't know what you have heard,

246
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,230
but I never allow any
pupil in my dark room.

247
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,350
So, if that's where you
think this is leading,

248
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,510
you'd be better off going
and playing football again.

249
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,670
Do I make myself clear?

250
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,190
Yes, Miss.

251
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,040
Perfect!

252
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:11,030
- Starkers, you Scouse ponce!
- All right there, Spud, you Cockney git.

253
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:14,830
- How are you, mate? - You all right?
- All right, there. - How are you?

254
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,430
- Nice ride down?
- Yeah, not bad.

255
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,590
- You got the gear?
- Yeah, bloody right we have.

256
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,870
They were so confident, there was
hardly any security on the gates.

257
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,150
Cally here just drove
out with them one night.

258
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,270
The same as us, they didn't
even look in the back of me van.

259
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,520
Let's have a look. Come on.

260
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,470
Oh, ho-ho! Nice and tasty!

261
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,790
Business as usual, eh?

262
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,950
- What are you going to knock 'em out for,
fiver a pair? - Two quid, if I'm lucky.

263
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,550
Two quid? That's a nice bit of
leather there. Italian shoes.

264
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,950
Nah, two quid tops.

265
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,830
We could've got six or seven
a pair if they was platforms.

266
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,200
- If they was what? - Platforms. That's
what they're all wearing now, Spud.

267
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,880
Two quid?

268
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,750
How are you getting on up there?

269
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,990
Still trying to close
you down, same as us?

270
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,670
Spud, I've lost count how
many marches I've been on.

271
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,670
Stood under every banner there is.

272
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,190
Called three strikes in one week,
I have. I'm telling you, it's over.

273
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:15,430
Nah. No way. No chance.

274
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,510
Well, I'm not taking the money.

275
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:20,990
We're an army without guns. A
people without a land, Spud.

276
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,510
We're dockers without a docks.

277
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,110
They'll always need
docks, Starkers. Always.

278
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,030
How many ships come in
to your wharf now, eh?

279
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,910
One, two a week at most.

280
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,030
They're all going to Le Havre or
Rotterdam, or Hamburg, aren't they,

281
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,190
- where it's all containerised.
- But they got to get it here, ain't they?

282
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,190
What are they going to
use? Hot air balloons?

283
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:43,510
Nine of us there was, nine Stark brothers.

284
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,790
And I'm the last one still in.

285
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:49,140
But, I've got to tell you,
Spud, last Wednesday...

286
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,710
.. I ticked that box.

287
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,030
No! No, mate! Not you,
Starkers, not you and all!

288
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,950
Two grand, mate, I took the money.

289
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,270
- You're crackers! - Am I? You grab
their money now, Spud, me old mate.

290
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,110
Cos the minute they discover
they've got us running scared,

291
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,440
instead of that money going
up, it'll start going down.

292
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,830
'My dreams of Miss Blondel and
the dark room had turned to ashes.

293
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,670
'So, too, had my chance of
playing in the Black Cup Final,

294
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,630
'the biggest game in
the school's history.'

295
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,710
Dan, he played Harrison
up front in training.

296
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,590
Lenny's put him through. He's
gone round the goalie, open goal,

297
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,790
tripped over his own two feet,
and hit his head on the goal post.

298
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,750
On the goalpost. Glover's gone mad.

299
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,310
- Told him to train with the reserves.
- We've got no reserves.

300
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,390
- And he told him he
couldn't shower after. - Why?

301
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,430
- He didn't want to waste any hot
water on him. - What? Glover? - Yeah.

302
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,710
Baker!

303
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,120
You two! Make yourself scarce!

304
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:51,070
I think it's time we
had a word. Don't you?

305
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,990
I understand there are distractions

306
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,590
for a young player at the
very top of his game.

307
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:59,550
Believe it or not, I was 15 myself
once, playing for the school team.

308
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,750
I remember getting my
head turned by nesting.

309
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,270
Nesting?

310
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,950
Eventually, I came to realise
I had certain responsibilities

311
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,750
beyond gathering eggs from reed
warblers, wagtails and egrets,

312
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,900
no matter how exciting
the thrill of the chase.

313
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,670
Look, we all have different
boxes in our lives.

314
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,390
There's our football box, very important.

315
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,230
I had my nesting box. You've
got your photography box.

316
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,190
And, I dare say before too long,
you'll have your girlfriend's box.

317
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,440
Do you see what I'm saying?

318
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,950
Er, yeah, yes, sir.

319
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,070
The hard part is managing your boxes.

320
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,230
That's where I come in.

321
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,750
Cos I'm the best manager there is.

322
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,830
So, my photography class
with Miss Blondel?

323
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,750
I can do that and still play football?

324
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,510
No! Not a chance!

325
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,110
I want you to take your
photography, put it in its box,

326
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:53,590
put chains round that box, set fire
to it, and throw it into the canal.

327
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,110
Until we win the Black Cup,

328
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,830
I don't want to see you
within 100 miles of a camera.

329
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,440
Do you understand?

330
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,840
Yeah, sir.

331
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,120
And that is strong management.

332
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,800
♪ Vicious

333
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,310
♪ You hit me with a flower. ♪

334
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:24,150
Your sister said that Paul and
Paulette's wedding cost 1,100 quid.

335
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,990
If we're sensible, I think we could
do Sharon's for about a grand.

336
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:32,030
- Now, I've got 400 upstairs behind the
wardrobe at the minute. - Is that all?

337
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,510
The fiddles are drying up, Bet.

338
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,710
Everything's changing,
nothing I can do about it.

339
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,590
By the way, what the fuckin'
hell are platform shoes?

340
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,670
Fred, she's getting married in September!

341
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,120
All right. Tick-tock, tick-tock.

342
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,670
The conflict between the
Greeks and Turks in Cyprus

343
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:58,710
remains unresolved.

344
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,070
Two bob, and they still
haven't told us who's won.

345
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,550
So, what's that?

346
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:06,630
May, June, July, August. 50
quid a week out of me wages.

347
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:10,160
400 upstairs. I reckon we'll get it
up to a grand by September, somehow.

348
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,630
You do remember, don't you,

349
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,630
- that Paulette's Paul only had
his mum and his aunt there. - Mm?

350
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,080
Roger's family's as big as ours.

351
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,630
- Roger's family?
- You hadn't thought of that, had you?

352
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,520
Roger's family!

353
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,600
I suppose they've all got
to come, have they? What?

354
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,880
So. What, two grand?

355
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,720
Two grand.

356
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,350
'I was back in the team

357
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,070
'and The Black Cup Final was one of
the most exciting days of my life.

358
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,430
'But we just couldn't score.

359
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:51,440
'Mainly because they had the
best goalkeeper in London.'

360
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,590
Belt it, lads! All you
have to do is belt it!

361
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,790
I will not have continental
football at this club!

362
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,150
'We needed a goal cos,
if it went to penalties,

363
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,510
'we all knew he'd save
ours and they'd win.

364
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,840
'Then, Roy Burridge's dad's dog
made the tackle of the match.'

365
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,510
'He couldn't carry on,
and the request went out,

366
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:19,040
'was there a qualified referee on
the sidelines who could take over?'

367
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,030
What the bleedin' hell are you playing at?

368
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,310
You see that white line?

369
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,510
As a qualified county official,

370
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,790
once I step over that, my
only concern is to adjudicate

371
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,310
without fear or favour,

372
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,430
to bring this match to its
lawful and honest conclusion.

373
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,430
There you go boys, 30 quid apiece.

374
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,110
It would have been a lot more

375
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,750
if they'd been fuckin'
platforms, apparently.

376
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,590
In the end, he had to knock 'em
out to Micky Dray down the market,

377
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,950
two quid a pair.

378
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,800
- 30 quid?
- Don't spend it all at once.

379
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,140
Come on, let's get back to it.

380
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,680
- Spud? - Go on, just finishing
me tea. I'll catch you up.

381
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,480
Here, Alf? You got any more of
them Eccles cakes in the back?

382
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,900
I'll have a look.

383
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,920
I want to take one with me.

384
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,160
♪ Across the evening sky

385
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:56,040
♪ All the birds are leaving

386
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,160
♪ And how can they know

387
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,830
♪ It's time for them to go? ♪

388
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,600
Found some.

389
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,160
Spud?

390
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,150
How much longer? It'll be dark soon!

391
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,910
How do you get ten minutes extra time?

392
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,160
There's only one watch that
matters, mate. This one.

393
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,980
That's ours.

394
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,440
Don't do this to me, Baker.
27 years. We need a goal.

395
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,920
Yes, Tom!

396
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,200
Goal!

397
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,070
It was an act of God. The
referee's part of the pitch.

398
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:19,470
I was keeping my eyes open in case
there was any offside decisions

399
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,950
I may or may not have to make.

400
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,670
You put it in, you
cheating bastard! Come on!

401
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,720
That's it, time's up.
No time for a re-start.

402
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,390
♪ It's getting near dawn

403
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,550
♪ The lights close their tired eyes. ♪

404
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,080
West Greenwich, form a victory
circle. West Greenwich!

405
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,870
That's ridiculous.

406
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,150
♪ I'll give you my dawn surprise. ♪

407
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,830
'The goal stood and the record
books show that, in 1974,

408
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,590
'West Greenwich finally
won the Black Cup.'

409
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,720
♪ When the stars start falling. ♪

410
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:05,070
♪ I've been waiting so long

411
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:08,790
♪ To be where I'm going

412
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:15,040
♪ In the sunshine of your love. ♪

413
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,350
Miss Blondel?

414
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,000
Just a minute!

415
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:31,550
- Hi. - Mr Glover sent me, Miss. He's
asked if the pictures are ready yet?

416
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:36,670
They're nearly done. Oh, Danny, you
look so cute in your football kit.

417
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,070
Do I, Miss?

418
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,640
Yes.

419
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,670
Are you still interested in photography?

420
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,110
- Yeah, I am.
- Well, why don't you come in and

421
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,900
I'll show you how it all works in here.

422
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,680
- (Come.)
- Er. Yeah.

423
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,640
♪ They say time will wait for no man

424
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,320
♪ They say time is on my side

425
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,110
♪ I can never make my mind up

426
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,390
♪ Cos it all goes whizzing by

427
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:26,550
- ♪ From the cradle to the grave
- ♪ From the cradle to the grave

428
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,520
- ♪ I know I won't be a slave. ♪
- ♪ I know I won't be a slave. ♪