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♪ They say time will wait for no man

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♪ They say time is on my side

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♪ I can never make my mind up

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♪ Cos it all goes whizzing by

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♪ From the cradle to the grave

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♪ From the cradle to the grave

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- ♪ I know I won't be a slave
- I know I won't be a slave

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- ♪ To the mistakes that I made
- From the cradle

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♪ And I won't go till I'm ready

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♪ From the cradle to the grave. ♪

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- Well?
- Well what?

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You're supposed to tell
me I look gorgeous.

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I don't know what you're asking
me for. I've only got one eye.

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Yeah, you look great.

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It's a nice colour.

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- Ahh, give us that.
- You've got a wedding dress on.

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- Dog's just laid on that.
- I don't care I'm starving.

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- Mum back yet?
- Can't be, the old man's in a good mood.

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How long will they keep
up this silent treatment?

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- Ain't said a word to each other for
the last week. - A week? Try three.

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I can't remember the
last time he asked her

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to help him look for something.

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What? What do you mean
"look for something"?

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Don't be a prize prick.

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You know, when you go upstairs
and the bedroom door's locked...

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- Who is it?
- It's me.

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- What do you want?
- Can I see Mum a minute?

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You can't. She's busy. She's
helping me look for something.

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Oh... is that... what the... that is?

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Yeah, yeah, let's not
talk about it any more.

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So, erm, will you be helping Roger
look for something tonight then?

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Ah, don't be disgusting.

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Anyway, Mum better be home soon
cos I need help with my hair.

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♪ Woman, I want to go
down and drown in you

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♪ Woman, oh, let my love
cut your sorrow in two

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♪ Woman, oh, why don't you cry all over me

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♪ Woman, oh, why don't you cry

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♪ Why don't you cry, oh

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♪ Why don't you cry all over me

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♪ Woman, why don't you... ♪

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- Hello?
- Hello? Hello, Keith?

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Bet?

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- How's your wedding day going?
- Great. How's yours?

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It's funny. I always thought I'd
be a bundle of nerves, you know...

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like, in floods.

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I just... I feel a bit numb.

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Today's stirring up all
sorts of old ghosts.

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Have you thought any
more about what I said?

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Yeah, I have.

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But, er, I'm just going to put it
to the back of me mind for today,

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if that's possible.

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Well, I'm here for you, you know that.

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And I'm a very patient person.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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- Here's the son of David Essex.
- Yeah.

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Here, somebody tell him only the
bride's supposed to wear white.

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- Oh, no, that only applies to girls.
- Yeah, that's why I said it.

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- Only the bride's supposed
to wear white. - Brilliant.

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Serves you right if that vicar

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marries you to Roger instead of her.

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You're the one that'll
have to shag him tonight.

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Well, that's lovely to
hear on my wedding day.

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Now, don't forget,

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I want to see all of you down at
reception tonight, no exceptions.

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I'm going to be skint tomorrow.

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It's the last chance to get
nice and tasty on my pound note,

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- you hear me?
- Yeah.

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'As a neighbour, my old girlfriend
Yvonne was invited to the reception.

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'But any plans I had to get back
with her looked dead as a dodo.'

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All right, Chas?

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Be... be weird, having a spare
room in the house, won't it?

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- We ain't. That's where
you're going. - What?

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No, I won't get all me records
in there -- it's a shoebox.

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Yeah, and I won't be able to
get all my birds in our room

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not with you lurking around.

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I'm just going for a slash.

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- You all right, girl?
- She's all right.

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I am, Mum. Do you know
what? I'm not even nervous.

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I knew this day would come from
the first time I met Roger.

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Does that sound funny?

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No, love.

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He's took my bag!

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Don't worry, Bet, that's Freddie
Baker. That's what he does.

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I thought he was supposed
to be in Germany.

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What do you mean that's what he does?

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- Oh, he usually brings them back.
- Usually?!

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Give me back my bag, you thief.

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Blimey! Can half run fast, Betty Lockwood.

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We could do with you down Millwall.

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My bag, please.

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It was your mate Angie's I was after,

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but she had hers over her arm so...

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- How is she, Angie?
- Engaged, thank you very much.

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All right, here you go.

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Oh, and, er, give this one to
Mary Windsor when you see her.

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How many bags you got?

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I just like to see which
one wants me the most.

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Well, I'd be careful -- my
last boyfriend was a copper.

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Your last boyfriend?

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Blimey, you're a quick worker.
How old are you now then, 17?

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I will be next week.

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Anyway, aren't you meant to be in Germany?

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The war's over, they don't need me.

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If they catch you, they'll lock you up.

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They ain't found Hitler yet,
they ain't interested in me.

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I am interested in you, though, Betty.

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Or Angie or Mary Windsor.

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Aww, wish my Susan had got
married in something like that.

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Your Susan ain't got married at all.

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You know when they say radiant?
That's what that is, that dress.

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Radiant.

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Here, did your Bet run
that dress up herself?

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Did she bollocks! That's 220
quid going down to Larkin.

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- No. - And she only
get's to wear it once.

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Don't worry, I'll get the value out of it,

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even if I have to wear it myself.

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- I wore a dress once. - You what? - Eh?

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- Was in a school play.
- It still counts.

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Yeah, nonce.

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Here, shouldn't you be
over there with your Bet?

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Yeah. I ought to be.

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Still no thaw then?

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Thaw? Oh, I'm fine, Lil. It's
our daughter's wedding day.

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As long as he don't
start nothing, I won't.

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But I ain't going round putting
a show on for everyone.

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♪ Wrap up some red roses
For a blue lady... ♪

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My old man was one of 12 Baker children,

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the best known family on the Isle Of Dogs.

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Mum was very shy and had convinced herself

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that having one of the
Baker boys as her fella

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was well out of her league.

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♪ I'll hurry back and pick

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♪ Your best white orchids
for her wedding gown. ♪

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Oh, lovely.

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Oh, Freddie, you were marvellous.
Just like Vic Damone.

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- Yeah, just like him.
- There you go, mate.

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- Get this one down you.
- Cheers.

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- Hello again.
- Oh, hello, you.

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- What do you think?
- Yeah, it's all right.

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Well, we think he looks
like Vic Damone and all.

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You was out in Germany with
him, weren't you, Freddie?

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- Yeah, Vic Damone. Yeah.
- Sing another one for us, Freddie.

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Give us a minute and I will, yeah.

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So, how have you been keeping?

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The only people you were
singing with in Germany

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were the military police.

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All right, all right, keep it down.

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- So, do you want a drink?
- No, I won't.

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Thanks for asking me out tonight though.

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- I better be off now.
- Oh, really?

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Yeah. You've got plenty of
admirers to keep you company.

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I was only chatting.

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Well, don't let me stop you.

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Bye.

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And the kid says, "You can
do what you like, love.

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"I'm a jockey on me way to New Market."

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Come on, Bet, love. If Roger turns
out to be half the bloke Fred is,

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Sharon won't have done bad for herself.

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Well, maybe Fred ain't quite
the bloke you all think he is.

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What you doing out here? Jacking
me in, are you? Had enough?

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I'm having a baby.

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What you talking about "baby"? Who's baby?

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Your baby? What, my baby?

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Well, who else's do you think it is?

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I'm not like you, am I?

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Well... what about that
copper you was going with?

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- Who, Tom?
- Yeah.

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Fred, we've been split up a year.

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How do you think pregnancy works?

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You sure it's mine?

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Any baby I have must be yours. All right?

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Fucking hell. Erm...

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Well, there it is. That's it, then.

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- What?
- I'm lumbered.

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Oh. Oh, that's nice.

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Oh, come on, I didn't mean it like that.

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Freddie, your public needs you.

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Come on, Baker, there's several
sizzling women in there

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- waiting for you.
- Well, Fred?

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- Come back in.
- Come on.

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♪ I have often walked... ♪

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Your audience needs you.

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♪ .. on this street before

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♪ But the pavement always
stayed beneath my feet before. ♪

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Mum, go on and talk to Dad.

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I've been talking to him for 25 years,

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let me have the night off, ey?

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Blimey, Bet, Joey Churcher.
Hide your jewellery.

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See, that is what I am talking about.

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Who invites one of the Churchers
to his own daughter's wedding?

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Might as well have one
of the Kray brothers here.

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Yeah, go on, Fred, buy him a drink.

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Even today he can't leave it alone,
wheeling and bleeding dealing.

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Oh, no. Here comes Uncle Frank.

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Come on, everyone, join in!

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In a minute, Frank, I'll
have a go in a minute.

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Can't stand nothing like that.

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That's one thing me and
Fred have got in common.

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Come on, let's go outside before
silly balls commandeers us.

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All right, it's true. I am.

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But now that you know,
you've got to understand

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I only share this secret
with very close friends.

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Wow. Can I ask one thing?

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If this is his sister's wedding,
how come David Essex ain't here?

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Well, success has overtaken him

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and David's career has to come
first during this hectic period.

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Can I talk to you?

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- How long have you been there?
- Long enough.

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Won't be a minute.

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I cannot believe you're still
pulling this David Essex crap.

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- What? I'm... I'm not.
- Right.

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So you're wearing a white suit,
you're doing that silly smile,

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and you've got this thing around your neck

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- for nothing then, have you?
- I actually can't get this off.

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Listening to you with them
was making my toes curl.

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OK? It's like you've gone mad.

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I don't know what to do any more.

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I've told too many girls
now, they'll kill me.

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Why can't you just go
back to being yourself?

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It was good enough for me.

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- So, have we got a deal?
- Here, we got a deal.

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You happy with that?

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I've got to be. I've never done
anything like this in my life.

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And there's definitely no risk with it?

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Risk? Come on, Spud, it's
a straightforward number.

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You know me.

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Yeah, I do indeed, Joey.

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- God knows what Bet will say...
- Come on, everyone! Join in.

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Follow me.

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Frank, there's nobody's behind you.

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Fuck's sake.

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We're looking for a Reginald Armitage.

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Armitage you say?

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- Nah, not here.
- Also known as Leonard John Whitby.

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Also known as Frederick Joseph Baker.

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- Oh, Freddie?
- Oh, so he does live here.

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Upstairs, first floor.

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He's out but his wife's in.

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Police, open up.

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- Hello?
- Bet?

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- Tom?
- Blimey, how are you?

242
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,630
- All right.
- Can we come in?

243
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,880
Yeah.

244
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,710
So...

245
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,030
- You got married then?
- Yeah.

246
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,190
And a little'un on the way.

247
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,030
You were the one who said you
were too young to settle down.

248
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,510
Well, maybe I found Mr Right.

249
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,270
- Is that another one of
his names, Bet? - You what?

250
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,630
Your husband's got a
lot of names, hasn't he?

251
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,390
I don't know what you're talking about.

252
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,070
- Let's just call him
Spud, shall we? - Who?

253
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,150
Another alias.

254
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,870
To the best of your knowledge,
Bet, does Spud bring home goods?

255
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,390
What do you mean "goods"?

256
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,840
We're referring to stolen goods.

257
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,270
Do I look like I've got goods?

258
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,790
Can you see any goods?

259
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,230
Where did you get these from?

260
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,590
Most people haven't seen a
banana since before the war.

261
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,030
- Let alone a whole bunch.
- My husband...

262
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,830
won them in a raffle, he said.

263
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,470
- And that tablecloth looks new.
- We got that off a mate of his.

264
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,950
- Come on. - I think we should
have a proper look around, sir.

265
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,670
Couple of cases under the bed there.

266
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,630
Just tell Spud we'll be coming
back to have a word with him.

267
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,110
And tell him from a whisper
I've heard that it might be best

268
00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:00,260
if we get to him before
the military police do.

269
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,360
Bye, Betty.

270
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,950
It said in this article I read
his real name's David Cook.

271
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,430
Yeah, that's just another name he uses.

272
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,190
You know, Cook, Baker... get it?

273
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,110
Well, I saw a picture of him when
he was little with his mum and dad

274
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,030
and they look nothing
like your mum and dad.

275
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,270
No, that's cos, when he was little, um,

276
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,790
he spent a lot of time with
his aunt and uncle and...

277
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:39,310
Oh, look, I'm not actually David
Essex's brother. I'm actually not.

278
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:43,710
- Oh, my God, he is!
- All right, I am. I am his brother.

279
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,230
- Now I don't know.
- What difference does it make?

280
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,230
Cos if you ain't, we're wasting our time.

281
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,630
You are wasting your time.

282
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,990
So am I, I keep pretending to be
fucking David Essex's brother.

283
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,670
- But he might be coming
here tonight, yeah? - Please?

284
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,800
Oh, come on.

285
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,150
What do we look like?

286
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,870
The bloke on the stall told me

287
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,590
these were the only pair of
turquoise and golds in Bermondsey.

288
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,110
He told us all that, Hodges.

289
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,790
Before he took our fivers.

290
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,470
Me and Trevor only paid four quid.

291
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,520
Oh, four quid.

292
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,550
Drop back.

293
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,470
All right, boys? This is Janet.

294
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,870
What?

295
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,790
Blimey. You ain't still wearing
turquoise and golds, are you?

296
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,390
They went out like six months ago.

297
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,790
So who are these then?

298
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,590
This lot? The Three Stooges.

299
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,980
Do you want to go get a drink?

300
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,280
- Turquoise and gold.
- Six months old.

301
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:52,400
Well, I have just retired from
the pop industry. For good.

302
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,400
That's a shame. You look
really nice in that white suit.

303
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,550
Where's that bloke from the co-op?

304
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,100
Oh, I packed Tony in. Talk
about only after one thing.

305
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,480
- Did he get it?
- What do you think? Did you?

306
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,510
So you're back in the real world?

307
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,150
- Yeah.
- Good.

308
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,670
Why don't you ask me out again?

309
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,390
Will you go out with me again, Yvonne?

310
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,070
I'll think about it.

311
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,350
Now...

312
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,630
Is it because I've had
half a dozen brandies,

313
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,430
or do you look more than usually gorgeous?

314
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,950
You've had half a dozen brandies.

315
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,910
Here, Teddy Silk said when he
saw us at the church together

316
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,710
we were like a couple of sauce bottles.

317
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,430
He was looking round for the vinegar.

318
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,590
See, all that worrying.

319
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,870
Never let it be said we can't
lay on a proper blow out.

320
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:09,070
You want to see my Alfie?
He's pissed as a pudding.

321
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,430
Trying to take his waistcoat
off over his head.

322
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,350
You wouldn't have married me if
I hadn't got pregnant, would you?

323
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,630
Oh, here we go.

324
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,590
- Where did this come from?
- Well, you wouldn't have, would you?

325
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,150
Go on, dredge it all up. I
thought we agreed a ceasefire?

326
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,230
I remember exactly what you said to me.

327
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,590
"Lumbered," you said.

328
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,440
Well, you say these things, don't you?

329
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,350
Blimey, it was a shock for both of us.

330
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,390
But who's to say I wouldn't
have asked you anyway?

331
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,470
It just hurried me up, that's all.

332
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:41,270
Hurried you? You were fast
enough already as I remember.

333
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,710
Weren't a girl on the island
that could keep up with you.

334
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,300
Well, I played the field. So what?

335
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,880
You weren't exactly Little
Miss Muffet yourself, were you?

336
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,510
- ♪ I really can't stay
- Baby, it's cold outside

337
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:02,270
- ♪ I got to go away
- But, baby, it's cold outside

338
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,110
- ♪ This evening has been
- Been hoping that you'd drop in

339
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,430
♪ So very nice

340
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,630
♪ I'll hold your hands
They're just like ice... ♪

341
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,150
All right?

342
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,830
You haven't got tea on yet, have you?

343
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,790
Here you go.

344
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:23,230
Tell baby to budge over cos that's
coming down in about ten minutes.

345
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,920
Fred...

346
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,510
Who's Reginald Armitage?

347
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,710
- Who's been round?
- The police.

348
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,470
Don't worry, they're long gone now.
But they said they're coming back.

349
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,990
- Bet, I've picked up all kinds
of names over time. - What for?

350
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,390
You want to pay tax? On the
tuppenny-ha'penny we got?

351
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,670
They said the military are
looking for you and all.

352
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,230
They ain't going to find me,
yeah? They don't care about me.

353
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,390
They said you use all
these different names.

354
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,510
Do you even tell people
that you're married?

355
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,160
Not if there's a few quid in it, no.

356
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,950
What's the matter with you, girl?

357
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,430
Where did you get that ham?

358
00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,480
The chief rabbi, he
didn't have no use for it.

359
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,550
- Fred, are you at it?
- Yes, I'm at it, Bet.

360
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,630
Everyone's at it.

361
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,710
You've got to forage to get what you can.

362
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,510
I'll always do that for you.

363
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,710
You're not going to want for
nothing and neither is little'un.

364
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,600
On me life.

365
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,000
- Fred, I worry.
- And I don't.

366
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,470
And I never will.

367
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,600
- What if you get put away?
- I ain't going away.

368
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,390
I ain't going away, you know!

369
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,590
You're making me look a
right nonce stood here.

370
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,110
Well, go away then!

371
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,750
Come on, everyone, join in!

372
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,720
Again. Fuck's sake.

373
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,350
- Grab your drawers, girls,
I'm coming in. - Fred.

374
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,910
Girls aren't bothered, are you?

375
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,430
No, you paid for the hall, Fred,
you can go where you like.

376
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,390
Exactly.

377
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,040
And you, love.

378
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,870
Now, then, let's get this
sorted out, Betty Lockwood.

379
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,420
- I ain't 17 no more.
- No, but you're acting like it.

380
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,910
Oh, I don't know why it's
hit me so hard today, Fred.

381
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,360
I've tried to control it but...

382
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,190
.. I just can't see a future.

383
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,430
And when was it any different? In 1949?

384
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,070
Well, I was just a girl then.
You could have told me anything.

385
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,220
Yeah? Well, here's something
I didn't tell you.

386
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,910
Wish I didn't have to go.

387
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,960
Would've liked to have
heard the end of this.

388
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,870
Here's something I didn't tell you.

389
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,550
Getting you up the spout was
the best day's work I ever did.

390
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,190
In my mind, that was a miracle.

391
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,510
- And all the people...
- Stop, stop, stop talking, Fred.

392
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,070
What?

393
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:49,270
I'm still trying to work out
if you just said something nice.

394
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,590
Go out there and have a look
around at all them couples.

395
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,140
Did any of them have an
harder start than what we did?

396
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,470
Do you think half of them would
still be together today like we are?

397
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:02,400
You stuck by me, Bet, and I've
never, ever forgotten that.

398
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,630
And you acting like this is
frightening the life out of me.

399
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:10,470
If I hadn't met you, girl, if
you hadn't had got pregnant,

400
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,750
I'd be doing 20 years now

401
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,280
or I'd be dead at the bottom of
the Thames. And that's a fact.

402
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,950
You've never said any
of this before, Fred.

403
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,400
I'm three parts pissed but I
mean every single word I say.

404
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,270
I know I ain't easy.

405
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,910
I know there are many women who
wouldn't even put up with me.

406
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,990
You shouldn't have to put
up with your husband.

407
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:36,400
Of course you do. Everyone
does, in different ways.

408
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,470
And what about me, Fred?

409
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,740
Do you have to put up with me?

410
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,110
You know, when I first
started walking out with you,

411
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,270
I thought, "She's too good for me."

412
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,990
- No, you never.
- I did.

413
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,590
I thought there's not a
chance she'll stick with me.

414
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,760
That first night when we
went in the Needle And Gun...

415
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,430
.. I asked all my mates to be
there and they didn't know why.

416
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,270
But as soon as I walked in with
you on my arm, they got it.

417
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,070
But you could have had
any girl you wanted.

418
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,720
I know. And?

419
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,790
Blimey, Fred...

420
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,150
You're going to be telling
me you love me next.

421
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,920
I do. I love you.

422
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,160
Well, I could have done with a more
romantic setting, but I'll take it.

423
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:36,670
Well, that's our marriage, Bet.

424
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,710
Frederick Joseph Baker.

425
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,070
I have taken into account your age

426
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,270
and the fact that you are recently
married and expecting a child.

427
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:49,150
However, I am satisfied you have
systematically received goods

428
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,550
you knew to be stolen and
enthusiastically sold them on

429
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,070
for maximum profit.

430
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:59,440
Therefore, I think a custodial
sentence is in order.

431
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,110
You will go to prison for one year.

432
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,390
Fucking hell! And I thought
we'd had you straightened.

433
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,350
- Silence in court.
- All rise.

434
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,140
Don't worry, Bet.

435
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,350
My God. What are you doing?

436
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,830
Sorry, Bet, we have to
retrieve any suspect material.

437
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,190
Look, I hate having to do this.

438
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,470
Then why are you doing
it? This is my home.

439
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,750
This... This ain't a home.

440
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,140
Look...

441
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,270
.. your old man, I know his type.

442
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,630
He's got his head in the clouds.

443
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,430
He don't know what's going to happen next.

444
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,110
Can you tell him to stop?

445
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,100
I never really got over
you, you know that?

446
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,830
- Are you sure you want to stay here?
- What do you mean?

447
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,230
Plenty of room at my mum's.
It's just me and her on our own.

448
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,750
You're welcome to stay there
till you get back on your feet.

449
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,950
What, with a baby?

450
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,600
Baby and all.

451
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,800
It's always about tomorrow
with blokes like Fred.

452
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,390
Sorry.

453
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,110
Tomorrow will do for me, Tom.

454
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,070
We can't go yet. Mum and
Dad, where's me mum and dad?

455
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,750
Oh, here they are.

456
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,750
Hold on, hold on. You don't
even know where you're going.

457
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,390
Course we do, Jaywick Sands.

458
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,830
- Forget about Jaywick Sands.
- You're off to London Airport.

459
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,630
You're on the midnight flight to Majorca.

460
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,590
You're going for a fortnight.

461
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,240
You're joking!

462
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,860
Honeymoon suite, the lot. All paid for.

463
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,910
- Aww, thanks.
- Driver's got your passports.

464
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,430
- Thanks, Fred. - You're all
right, mate, have a good time.

465
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,350
- Look after her, won't you?
- I will do.

466
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,390
See you later.

467
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:57,190
♪ Oh, this year I'm off to sunny Spain

468
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,880
♪ Y viva Espana

469
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,470
♪ Y viva Espana. ♪

470
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,350
Did this have anything
to do with Joey Churcher?

471
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,430
Why else would I have that
horrible ponce at the wedding?

472
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,390
I do hope it's not going to be fully
booked -- I do remember the caravan.

473
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:24,550
Ah, Bet, this one's silver
service, first class all the way.

474
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,030
And how have you paid for it?

475
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,430
- Car's gone. Looks like
we're walking home. - Fred.

476
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,270
And I might have to borrow
your watch in future.

477
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,630
Oh, not your dad's fob watch.

478
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,750
- That's the one thing you said
you'd never part with. - Yeah.

479
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:42,000
Well, if I can part with me
daughter, I can part with a watch.

480
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,590
- Did you see her face?
- Yeah.

481
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,150
You're full of surprises today, ain't you?

482
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,150
Oh, yeah.

483
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,710
Yes, I am. Shut up,
everyone. Shut up. Shut up.

484
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:59,150
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Right,
ready, look up at the skies.

485
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,310
Look at this.

486
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:04,260
- Wally! - All right, Spud.
- When you're ready, go for it!

487
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,110
Ahh!

488
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,480
Yeah.

489
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,030
Well, that's it, I'm not fucking
made of money. That's it.

490
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,160
That's your lot.

491
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,080
What now? I've got nothing left.

492
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:31,900
- Who are you?
- This is for you.

493
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,710
And this lot. Where do you want it?

494
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,800
Oh, anywhere.

495
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,710
Where's all this come from?

496
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:46,150
He said to say it's from Vic Damone.

497
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,430
A proper couple my mum and dad.

498
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,990
Married for 25 years now.

499
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,670
25 years!

500
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,030
Dad still never worries about a thing.

501
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,360
And Mum, well, she tries
her best to keep up.

502
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,260
Do you want to find somewhere?

503
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,150
What? Like, do you mean...?

504
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,600
It's a wedding night, ain't it?

505
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,080
Yeah.

506
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,640
Hey, this will do.

507
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,950
- Hello? Who's that?
- Danny.

508
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,190
Dad? It's me, Danny.

509
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,230
What do you want?

510
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,310
I... was just wondering where Mum is.

511
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,710
Yeah? Well, she's in here with me.

512
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,670
- Is she?
- Yeah.

513
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,710
She can't come out.

514
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,360
She's helping me look for something.

515
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,400
♪ But I will ignore the best of me

516
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:01,040
♪ For the future of what used to be

517
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,440
♪ Cos I'm willing for the best of me

518
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:12,120
♪ With a picture of what used to be

519
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,720
♪ And I will live all the best of me

520
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,760
♪ With a picture of what used to be. ♪