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# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,

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# If you think we're on the run?

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# We are the boys who will stop your little game.

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# We are the boys who will make you think again.

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# 'Cause who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,

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# If you think old England's done?

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# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21

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# But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun,

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# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler,

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# If you think old England's done? #

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Now, pay attention, everyone.

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We're in the scouts' dressing room because the vicar is holding some function or other in the main hall.

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Now, I want to review the disposition of our troops

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in the broader...

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- I'm so sorry.
- Quite all right.

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broader strategical picture as it now is.

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- Or, where should Jonesy stick his bayonet?
- That'll do, Walker.

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Now, Hitler is across the channel, here,

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licking the wounds we inflicted at Dunkirk.

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Still, he is desperate and dangerous.

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More so, now he's enmeshed with our ally, the Russian bear.

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- I thought they were communists.
- We won't go into that now, Godfrey.

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- Under stress, we can't pick our bedfellows.
- As Crusoe said of Friday.

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Now, we are standing, shoulder to shoulder here, on the shores of dear old blighty.

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In the middle, Jack Tar is ruling the waves.

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In the skies above us are...

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- The Brylcreem Boys!
- The Bryl... That's enough from you, Walker!

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Now, as I was saying...

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- You're late on parade, Pike.
- Sorry, Sir.

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There's too much laxity going on.

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- What did he say?
- There's too much laxity.

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Funny thing to give a lecture on.

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- Well, Pike?
- Mum made me tidy my room before my tea.

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- Come without tea.
- She won't let me.

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- I take a serious view of this absence without leave. Take his name.
- Yes, Sir. Yes.

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Now, as I say, the enemy is here, with his phalanxes, and...

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- Sergeant, did you take his name?
- Yes, Sir. Yes.

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- I didn't see you note it.
- I KNOW it.

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- I told you to take his name down in case you forget it.
- Unlikely. I HAVE known him for 19 years.

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- I suggested you put it down, so you won't forget you've taken it. Is that clear?
- Yes, Sir, yes.

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- Right.
- He isn't clear to me.

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Now, as...

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- What's this?
- I'm tying a knot.
- Why?

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To remind me to take Pike's name.

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- Can't you write?
- I've no paper.

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- Haven't you the initiative to borrow some?
- Well...
- Anyone?

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ALL: No, no, no. FRAZER: You wanted empty pockets. Only rank, name and number.

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- In case of capture.
- We don't want to show any intelligence.

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Some of us haven't got too much to show.

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- All right, Corporal...
- Don't start!
- Sit down!

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- See me after Parade.
- It's only a joke.
- War is no joke.

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- What was I saying?
- Stick it! On the board.

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- Stick what on the board?
- Pike's name!
- Good idea!

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- Do that.
- Where's the chalk?
- I've no idea.
- You HAD it.
- I haven't now.

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- It's there.
- Thank-you, Jonesy. How kind!

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Thank-you.

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I find that humiliating.

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What does it matter? I'll tell Mum. She'll fix him.

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Now...

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Hitler and his lackey, Mussolini,

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are here, across the Channel.

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We are guarding our strong points,

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Stones Amusement Arcade here,

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the Novelty Rock Emporium here,

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with our Advanced Headquarters here, in the middle, at the Marigold Tea Rooms.

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Now, we have a serious tactical point.

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It's on the cards that Adolf has these places very well taped.

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He's been here for a while, with air reconnaissance, photographs, espionage reports and so on.

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He could observe our comings and goings. What do we do about that?

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Don't go so often.

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You're very tedious, Walker.

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In the Sudan, we used a little wrinkle.

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When the fuzzy-wuzzies found our HQ, we had to go to an elsewhere.

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When they came at us where we wasn't, we fired from where we was.

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- Then we used the cold steel. They didn't like that...
- No, I...

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- Thank-you.
- I haven't finished yet.
- You've made your point. Thank-you.

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Doesn't let you finish. Shame.

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Right. Now then.

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So, if Hitler thinks that we are here, or here,

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as from tonight, we are, in fact, going to be...here.

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- Now what is that?
- A box with a dunce's cap on.

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No! Harris Orphanage Holiday Home Hut.

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Quite right, Walker. The Harris Orphans Holiday Home Hut.

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It has good strategic position. Good observation and an all-round field of fire.

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- And 3 dozen screaming kids.
- No, they were removed after Dunkirk.

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They wore little blue aprons, and little straw hats and made sand-castles. I wanted to join them.

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- That's the place, Godfrey, now...
- They had cream buns for tea once. They really tucked in!

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I'd forgotten about cream buns!

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Remember they used to fill the buns while you waited?

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I always licked the sugar off before it went up my nose.

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Used to make you sneeze. It was very difficult...

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- ANIMATED CONVERSATIONS
- Be quiet, everybody!
- I'm so sorry. Beg your pardon.

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- Can we get back to tactics?
- So sorry, Sir.
- Right.

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Now, if Hitler attacks us here, or here,

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we'll give him everything from here.

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- The Harris Orphans Holiday Home
- ALL: Hut!

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- Frazer.
- Sir.

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Platoon! Platoon, 'shun!

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- All right, as you were.
- As you WERE!

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Come on, Godfrey. As you were, at the double. Sit down, as the officer said.

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- Isn't Sergeant Wilson in charge?
- Yes.
- Where is he?

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- He got a little bit drowsy so I suggested forty winks.
- Forty...!

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But he should be awake and alert!

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- I know that, Sir, but I... Well, you know, I said I'd waken him when the invasion started.
- Oh!

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- Wilson! Wilson!
- Give it a rest, Mavis.

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- Wilson! Wake up!
- I'm so sorry, Sir. I do beg your pardon, Sir. Is anything...wrong?

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- Hmm?
- Come outside.
- Right, Sir.

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Now, Wilson... WILSON!

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- Come outside!
- Sorry, my boots...
- I gave you an order!
- Of course, Sir.
- Follow me!
- I will, Sir, yes.

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Yes, Sir? Yes?

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- Where's your hat?
- Here, Sir. Here.

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- Well, put it on.
- Right, Sir.

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Sorry, Sir, would you mind holding that?

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Terribly difficult to do this without a mirror. Awfully. Is that...nice?

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- Never mind! You should set an example!
- Yes, Sir.

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You're fast asleep during an alert.

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Nothing very much was happening so I thought I'd have a little nap.

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I've had so many disturbed nights what with air raids and things.

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I'm not interested in your excuses,

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if excuses they be.

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You must pull yourself together, Wilson.

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If THEY can stay awake, you must too. Or else stand down for someone who can.

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- Sir, if you're dissatisfied with my...
- That's all, Sergeant.
- Oh...!

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- Any sign of them, Frazer?
- Of course not.

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No Christian soul would venture out on a black night like this.

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It's too dark for a randy tom cat.

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Even so, keep a sharp look out.

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Will there be a cup of tea on the way to help clear my eyesight?

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- Yes. Pike's on the way.
- Good.

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- Any chance of a cup of char?
- Yes, Pike's on the way.

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Pay attention a minute, will you?

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Sergeant Wilson tells me he can't put his hat on without a mirror.

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I'll give you an invaluable little wrinkle.

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- Lend me your cap, Wilson.
- Right.

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Thank...(!)

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Put it on roughly at first. So.

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Then take the forefinger, and push it up your nose.

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Up the outside, of course.

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Now you'll feel buttons, you see,

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with the finger. And align the hat thus, you see?

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Then put it on one side, as usual, and there you are!

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So, even without a mirror, there's no excuse for us not looking good.

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- Arthur! It's SO dark! I'm sure someone followed me!
- Hardly likely, Mavis.

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Not everyone finds me unattractive.

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I didn't mean that. What with the blackout, you look just as nice as anyone else, I mean...

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Frank forgot your biscuits. Where is he?

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Not here yet. He left BEFORE me, with the flask!

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- What's happened?
- I don't know!
- He's only a baby.
- I know he is.
- Perhaps the prowler's got him.

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- Perhaps he IS the prowler.
- Walker!

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Don't worry. I expect he's lost.

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He's probably with a lady-follower.

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- I did that when I was a young rip. In the spring the maidens get lustful...
- All right!

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- Something's happened! Arthur!
- All right, Mavis.

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- < Sssh a minute!
- Heavens!
- What was that?

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- What is it, Frazer?
- I thought I heard a faint cry.

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< (He-e-elp! He-e-e-elp!)

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It's from the water's edge! < He-elp! He-elp!

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- Quiet! Absolutely quiet, please!
- < He-elp!

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- That's Pike.
- Oooh, Arthur!
- All right, Mavis.
- Are you all right, Pike?

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My leg hurts! I'm caught in the wire!

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Stupid boy. Why's he out there?

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­ I expect he missed the bathers' gap.

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- Arthur, don't leave him in agony! Go and get him!
- All right, Mavis.

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Would one of you mind... helping me over the wire?

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I wouldn't try that, Sergeant. Ten paces and you'll be in smithereens.

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- The mines!
- He's in the minefield! Arthur!

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- All right. Sergeant, phone the engineer. We need a path cleared.
- Right, sir.

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­ It's a miracle he got there safely.

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- Permission to give young Pike a few words of encouragement, Sir?
- Yes, of course.

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Hoi! Pikey! Cheer up, boy!

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Don't you move a muscle or you'll be blown to Kingdom Come!

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­ He must be cold and wet out there. His delicate chest! You don't care enough, Mr Mainwaring!

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I'm waging war, Mrs Pike... not running a clinic.

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- Well, Wilson?
- I'm just through.

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It's most terribly kind of you, but if you could get here a teeny weeny bit sooner,

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- we'd be most awfully grateful. Thank-you so much. Goodbye.
- Well?

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There's trouble with a landmine. They'll be about three hours.

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- Three hours!
- Yes.
- He can wait. Too bad. He'll learn to be careful next time.

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- He'll drown.
- What?
- Eh?

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He'll drown. The tide's coming in fast.

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Blimey! The tide covers the wire!

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Arthur! Save him! He's got all his life before him!

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All right, but just let me think. For one moment.

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- While you're thinking, the water's rising. He can't swim! I'll get him!
- No! Mavis!
- Mrs Pike! Stop!

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- No! Stop! Come back!
- Keep calm! Pikey boy, your mother's coming!
- Be quiet! Be quiet!

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­ Wait! Why don't we get a boat and we can rescue him by sea?

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­ The nearest's at Salthaven.

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- By the time we rowed back, the boy'd be drowned a whole hour. Oooh, Arthur!
- Frazer, a little tact!

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- Did anyone see this minefield laid?
- I did.

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It made a crazy pattern. Come in and I'll show you.

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I'll use these shells.

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- The orphans collected them. They're pretty. You can hear the sea.
- Yes, yes, Godfrey.

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The mines were laid in rows of about five.

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And they were laid about five yards apart in a pattern like that.

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- You see, Sir.
- Yes, I do.

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- So, if Pike's here...
- Aye.
- There's a clear path through here.

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If that's wrong, we step on five.

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I think I read that the done thing is to prod the ground, you know? To feel for the mine...

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- Prod it.
- Yes.
- Feel.
- Yes.
- And prod.
- Yes.
- And feel.
- Yes.
- And...
- Yes. Good thinking.

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Why don't we prod with the bayonet and if we feel one we can detour?

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- There's scaffolding and wire!
- For tanks.

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- We must cut the wire.
- I've got cutters in my shed.
- Good. Go on.

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- We must start now clearing a path. We'll mark a route for you.
- Right.

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- We could use these flags.
- Ideal. Go on!
- Right.

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- The orphans put them on sandcastles. Very gay.
- Yes.

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I know I don't need to ask for volunteers. Follow me!

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- Keep as close as you can.
- Aye.

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- Arthur, not you!
- What is it?
- Don't you go!

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- What?
- I can't lose you both! Let the others do it.

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- There are some things one has to do or else one isn't a man, is one?
- You've always managed.
- Please (!)

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Oh, dear. HE-E-ELP!

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All right, Pike! We're coming!

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We may have to carry him out, so we'll clear a path for two.

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Captain Mainwaring, I volunteer to clear a path for two.

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- Later, Jones.
- Let me prod, Sir.
- Sergeant Wilson and I will lead.

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- Sergeant Wilson!
- Just coming, Sir. Had to have a little...chat with Mrs Pike.

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This is no time for that.

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- Sergeant Wilson and I will lead. You, Corporal, will mark the route.
- Yes, Sir!
- Not now!
- No! Wait!

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- Godfrey and Frazer in the rear. Godfrey?
- He's not here.
- I don't understand!

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No(?) Seems crystal clear to me.

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- What d'you mean?
- First whiff of danger and he's off like a scared weasel.

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- You've no call to speak like that.
- Well, he's not here, is he?

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Begging my pardon, Sir, Private Godfrey is often missing on account of he has to go hrp-hrp-hrp-hrp.

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- He has to do what?
- He gets taken short, Sir.
- Oh, yes! He'll follow.

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Right. Give me the torch, Wilson.

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- I haven't got the torch, Sir.
- I told you to bring it.

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The word 'torch' never passed your lips.

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- You know you're responsible for it!
- We've been through this...
- What are you doing?

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Well done.

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- You shine it, Frazer.
- Aye.
- Grab a bayonet. I'll take this one.

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- What are you doing, Corporal?
- You touched my bayonet, Sir!

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- I'm only borrowing it, man!
- Sorry, Sir. Reflex action.

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- Years of sleeping in the bush veldt.
- Pull yourself together.

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- Right. Here we go. Good luck.
- Yes. Good luck.

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- Now, Wilson?
- Yes?
- Make quite sure there's nothing in front of you before you advance.

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- Follow?
- I do, Sir. I certainly will.

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- It's pretty soft here.
- Yes.

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Feels all right.

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Yes, it is all right.

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- Wilson, there's no need to prod every inch.
- I...
- They're at least eight inches apart.

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I know. But one can't be too careful.

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Right. Come on. Move on.

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- I think it's all right!
- Permission to speak?
- Yes.

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If it wasn't all right, we'd know by now.

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- Thank-you(!) Better mark the route.
- Right.
- Pass me a flag.
- Here's one.

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Can't possibly use that one.

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We'll have a French one. They're fairly reliable.

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- Right, prod on, Wilson.
- Right.

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Who's there? Only me, Mrs P.

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Ooh, I thought you were the prowler. Better luck next time!

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Where are they? Down there I think.

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- Mr Mainwaring?
- Yes?
- Hurry up! The tide's coming in.
- We'll be as quick as we can.

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Sir, I think... I think I've found something.

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- Does it feel like a mine?
- It's a little difficult to know, Sir.

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- Is it hard?
- One hardly likes to overplay one's hand to find out.

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- Let me try.
- Right, you feel it.

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- There's something there.
- Yes!

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- Clear the sand away.
- Right.

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Wilson!

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There's a boy who will drown. Clear the sand! Oh, for heaven's sake(!)

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All right, sir? What is it? What's that?

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"A Handbook of Field Engineering and Mine Warfare"

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- What does that mean?
- "How To Lay A Minefield" God(!)

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Blimey. Halt! Who goes there? Friend or German?

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GODFREY: It's only me.

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How did you get here? Well, the same way as you did.

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I've brought you a pair of water wings, in case they take a while.

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But you can't swim! I've got two lots of water wings.

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And a blanket, in case you were cold.

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Thanks. Mum hates if I catch a chill.

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I think I'd better start blowing these up, don't you? Yes.

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- Right, Jones.
- Mr Mainwaring? >
- Yes. We're here, Walker.
- Right. >

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- Here!
- Yes?
- I expect poor Pikey's getting a bit anxious.
- Yes, I expect he is.

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It's all right, Pikey boy! We're coming!

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- Please! My nerves won't stand it!
- I was only giving him some encouragement.

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Well don't. Just keep quiet.

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- Hello? I've found something.
- And here, Sir.

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There? They must be closer, Frazer.

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It could be a stone, Sir.

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Wait a minute. Let's clear this. See if we can lift it out.

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Ooh, wait a minute, Sir!

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You better be careful, Sir. Some of them have booby trap devices for trapping boobies.

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Oh, do shut up, Jones.

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It's metal all right. Not very big.

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- I've got the clippers. What's up?
- If I open my mouth he says shut it.

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- It's a mine.
- Can't we avoid it?

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- There's another here.
- Watch for booby traps. If you touch the wire...

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- Yes!
- We know!
- Walker, please!

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- There's writing.
- Is there?

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Mmm... Moc-law-ot-ebickue.

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Must be Russian.

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- They're on our side.
- These ARE our mines.
- Of course! It's so confusing!

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Come on. Let us get past. Let's have a look.

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"Welcome to Walmington"(?)

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It's a kid's bucket (!)

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Very similar in shape.

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Evening, Mrs Pike. Where's Napoleon? Down there, saving my boy.

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00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,280
Flashing a light? There's a raid on!

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- He'll have the Jerries here. PUT THAT LIGHT OUT!
- Mind your own business!

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- This is a military emergency.
- Anything you touch is! Hooligan! Ten to one he blows himself up!

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Oooh! Your boy'll be fine. Don't worry.

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- Nearly there, Pike. Stay there.
- Yes, stay there.

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I can't do much else, Uncle, Sergeant. I've got wire stuck in my bum!

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Don't be coarse, Pike.

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Pass me those...

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- cutters, will you?
- There, Sir.
- I volunteer to clip, Sir. I vol...
- Shut up! I'm sick of your voice!

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- I've never known him like this.
- He's worried, you fool!
- Why? Has he got trouble at home?

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- Right, we're there, Pike.
- Could you cut the bit in my you-know-what first?

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SNIP Oh! What a relief, Mr Mainwaring!

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SNIPPING

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- Right, d'you think you can...
- SNIP

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- crawl out after us now?
- I'll try, but my ankle's hurting.

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00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,840
We need a blanket for dragging him.

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00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:41,440
Would you care for a cup of tea before you start back?

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- Godfrey! How did you get there?
- Through the bathing gap. To keep him company.

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- You could have been blown up!
- Maybe. Sorry, there's no sugar. But I've brought a blanket.

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You were very foolish, Godfrey. And damned brave.

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A man of steel, just like I always said.

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00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:13,360
- The water's getting awfully close.
- Taffy, you shine the light. Sergeant Wilson and I will drag him out.

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Right.

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Spread the weight in case of a deep one.

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I'll prod in case you've missed one.

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Right, son, here we go. 1 - 2 - 3 - HEAVE! Oooh!

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00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:32,440
I'll be glad of me Mum's poultice! HEAVE!

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00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,280
It was stuck right in... HEAVE!

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00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,000
it was rusty and all! HEAVE!

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00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:44,200
- It'd be a pity to die of lock-jaw after all your trouble.
- Be quiet!

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- I think I've struck something, Sir.
- Let me through.
- Right, Sir.

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00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:55,560
- Let's see.
- Hey-ey!
- All right.
- Oh, forgot. Sorry, Sir.

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00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,200
There's something there all right.

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00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,200
Well? You praying to Mecca(?)

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00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,080
Stand still. It's very dangerous.

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00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:15,960
He laid the mines. It's all clear 'ere. Yes. All clear 'ere. Em, here.

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00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:21,720
No, no mines here. What a fool you look, poking with your little bayonet!

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00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:26,320
Actually, the mines stop 200 yards up the beach!

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00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,920
Yes? Well, in that case, what's this?

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00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,960
Cor blimey! It's a mine! You're a right one!

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00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:41,760
- All right, everybody, stay still.
- Don't panic! Don't PANIC!

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00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,960
- Jones!
- You got me into this! Get me out!

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00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,080
Stand still! Nobody move an inch!

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00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,680
What do you suggest we do next(?)

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00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,240
Well, er...could you lend me your bayonet?

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MUSIC: "Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr Hitler?"