1 00:00:06,458 --> 00:00:08,208 [GEORGE] EVERYBODY DIES. 2 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,249 THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS. 3 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:12,874 I'M TOLD I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO ARGUE, OR QUESTION, 4 00:00:12,875 --> 00:00:14,750 OR EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND. 5 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,999 I'M TOLD A LOT THESE DAYS, 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,999 EVER SINCE MY LIFE WAS SNUFFED OUT 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,165 BY A TOILET SEAT, 8 00:00:21,166 --> 00:00:23,792 AND I'VE JOINED THE RANKS OF THE UNDEAD. 9 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:25,624 THIS IS RUBE. 10 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:28,166 HE'S MY BOSS. HE'S UNDEAD TOO. 11 00:00:28,167 --> 00:00:29,367 HE'S THE ONE WHO GETS THE LIST, 12 00:00:29,391 --> 00:00:31,499 WHO'S TO DIE, WHEN AND WHERE, 13 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:35,041 WHICH HE PASSES ON TO THE REST OF US GRIM REAPERS. 14 00:00:35,042 --> 00:00:36,834 THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE TO THE LIVING. 15 00:00:37,417 --> 00:00:38,499 HOLY SHIT. 16 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,332 MY NAME IS GEORGE LASS. 17 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:42,666 I TAKE SOULS FOR A LIVING. 18 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:44,666 THIS WAS MY HOME, 19 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:46,624 AND THIS WAS MY FAMILY. 20 00:00:46,625 --> 00:00:49,000 DAD, REGGIE, MOM. 21 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:51,916 THEY'RE HAVING TROUBLE COPING. 22 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:53,624 HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS HER? 23 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:54,875 I ONLY TOOK ONE. 24 00:00:56,084 --> 00:00:57,165 DO I HAVE TO GO TO THERAPY? 25 00:00:57,166 --> 00:01:00,208 I DON'T THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THIS. 26 00:01:00,209 --> 00:01:01,667 BE PATIENT, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 27 00:01:02,041 --> 00:01:03,165 YOU'RE LEARNING. 28 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:05,126 YOU'VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS YOU LIKE, 29 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:07,416 AND DECIDE WHETHER THEY'RE WORTH STICKING AROUND FOR, 30 00:01:07,417 --> 00:01:09,624 AND IF THEY ARE, YOU FIND A WAY TO DO THIS. 31 00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:11,582 [GEORGE] AND WHAT IF I DON'T? 32 00:01:11,583 --> 00:01:12,792 [RUBE] THEN YOU GO AWAY. 33 00:02:15,542 --> 00:02:17,916 [HEARTBEAT] 34 00:02:17,917 --> 00:02:21,707 [GEORGE] THE AVERAGE HEART BEATS ABOUT 4,300 TIMES AN HOUR. 35 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:24,583 THAT'S 800,000 TIMES A WEEK... 36 00:02:26,542 --> 00:02:29,249 NINE MILLION TIMES A CRISP FALL, 37 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,625 AND 2.7 BILLION BEATS IN A LIFETIME. 38 00:02:35,792 --> 00:02:38,833 WELL, WHAT IS AN "AVERAGE" HEART, ANYWAY, 39 00:02:38,834 --> 00:02:41,207 AND HOW MANY BEATS DO BROKEN HEARTS GET? 40 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:43,125 [BUZZES] 41 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:50,833 IF I HAD TO CHOOSE 42 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:53,041 BETWEEN BEING A HEART OR A BRAIN, 43 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:54,707 I WOULD DEFINITELY CHOOSE A HEART, 44 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,333 BECAUSE AT LEAST YOU DO SOMETHING. 45 00:03:02,708 --> 00:03:04,332 IF YOU'RE A BRAIN, 46 00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:05,416 AT THE END OF THE DAY, 47 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:06,874 ALL YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT 48 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:09,291 IS SETTLING FOR SHITTY SITUATIONS. 49 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:13,583 HERE. THANK YOU. 50 00:03:14,834 --> 00:03:16,332 WHERE DID EVERYONE GO? 51 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:17,749 I DON'T KNOW. 52 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,667 MAYBE ONE OF THEM HAD TO GO MAKE A SISSY. 53 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,042 [TOILET FLUSHES] 54 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:33,541 HEY. CUSTOMER. 55 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:36,374 SIR! PLEASE DON'T BUY GAS HERE, OKAY? 56 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:37,624 THERE'S ANOTHER GAS STATION 57 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:38,999 JUST THREE MILES DOWN THE ROAD. 58 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,041 THIS BEAR SHOULD BE SET FREE. 59 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:43,402 WHAT IF THIS WAS YOUR MOTHER IN THIS CAGE? YEAH, YOUR MOTHER. 60 00:03:43,426 --> 00:03:45,166 OKAY, THIS BEAR IS DEPRESSED 61 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:47,083 AND IT WILL DIE IF... 62 00:03:47,084 --> 00:03:48,916 HEY, HEY, HEY. PLEASE DON'T BUY GAS HERE. 63 00:03:48,917 --> 00:03:50,625 [MAN] DON'T BUY GAS HERE, PLEASE. 64 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:53,332 WHAT'S THE NAME? 65 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,874 R. LUBER. 66 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:57,958 YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE WITH ME. 67 00:03:57,959 --> 00:04:00,041 DO I REALLY NEED A CHAPERON? 68 00:04:00,042 --> 00:04:01,708 YEAH, ACTUALLY. YES, YOU DO. 69 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:05,082 HOW'S YOUR APARTMENT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? 70 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:06,207 FINE. 71 00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:07,958 YOU NEED TO GET A SLICKER. 72 00:04:07,959 --> 00:04:10,290 SHINY RUBBER'S THE BEST. YOU CAN HOSE IT DOWN. 73 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,083 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FIREMAN, 74 00:04:12,084 --> 00:04:13,166 A TRENCH IS ALL RIGHT, 75 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:15,792 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO SCOTCHGARD THE HECK OUT OF IT. 76 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:19,999 DO YOU REALLY CARE HOW IT'S GOING WITH ME? 77 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,707 SURE. 78 00:04:21,708 --> 00:04:23,167 I MAKE MY FACE LOOK LIKE THIS, 79 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:26,208 AND THE CONCERNED WORDS COME OUT. 80 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:30,792 SO, HOW DO WE KNOW WHICH ONE IS LUBER? 81 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:33,165 A LITTLE TRICK I USE. 82 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:34,834 WHO'S R. LUBER? SLICK. 83 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:37,082 WHO ARE YOU? 84 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:38,707 WE'RE FROM THE NORTHWEST ASSOCIATION 85 00:04:38,708 --> 00:04:40,333 FOR THE PREVENTION OF WILD ANIMAL ABUSE. 86 00:04:41,042 --> 00:04:42,457 OH, YEAH? 87 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:45,291 YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF NWAPWAA? 88 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:47,749 YEAH. [RUBE] YOU AND YOUR CREW 89 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:49,499 ARE DOING A FINE THING HERE. 90 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:50,959 I JUST WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HANDS. 91 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,749 THANK YOU. 92 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:54,990 THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 93 00:04:55,014 --> 00:04:55,999 THANK YOU. 94 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,083 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 95 00:04:57,084 --> 00:04:58,291 YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME. COME ON. 96 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:00,209 UM... 97 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:02,040 GOOD JOB. 98 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:03,124 [HONKING] 99 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:04,207 WE'RE GOING. 100 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:05,791 YEAH, I SEE. I GET IT. OKAY. 101 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:07,041 YEAH, THANKS FOR NOTHING. 102 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:14,833 YOU SEE THAT? 103 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:16,958 SEE, PEOPLE JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE, YOU KNOW? 104 00:05:16,959 --> 00:05:18,500 I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR SIX DAYS. 105 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:22,124 YOU FUCKING HICKS JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 106 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:23,917 CAN YOU GET US ANY PRESS? 107 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:26,458 WHAT'S WITH THE TRASH BAG? 108 00:05:28,209 --> 00:05:29,999 IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU GUYS NEED, UH... 109 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,166 CHEESEBURGERS... 110 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:32,167 SHE'S JUST KIDDING. 111 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,125 GIVE US A CALL. 112 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,500 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 113 00:05:45,417 --> 00:05:47,000 AW, SHIT. 114 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:53,999 YOU'RE LATE. SORRY. 115 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,500 YOU NEED A SLICKER. 116 00:05:57,750 --> 00:06:00,040 [RUBE] NOW SHE OWNS THAT FACE. 117 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:02,125 THAT'S WHY YOU POP THE SOUL BEFORE THEY DIE. 118 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:06,125 AM I REALLY, REALLY DEAD? 119 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,041 REALLY, REALLY. 120 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,124 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? 121 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,124 I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO JOANIE. 122 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,290 THAT WAS JUST TO PISS OFF MY PARENTS. 123 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:20,208 I COMPLETELY THOUGHT YOU WERE HOT. 124 00:06:20,209 --> 00:06:21,959 WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING IT ALL THIS TIME. 125 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:23,291 YEAH. 126 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:29,042 [GEORGE] LATE AGAIN... 127 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,042 BUT WHAT AM I REALLY LATE FOR? 128 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:37,541 THE MARKETING TEAM'S LATEST PORN RECREATION 129 00:06:37,542 --> 00:06:39,916 OF CASSIE FROM HUMAN RESOURCES NAKED, 130 00:06:39,917 --> 00:06:42,624 WITH AREOLAS SCANNED FROM A POLAROID 131 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:44,208 OF JOE'S WIFE NURSING THEIR NEW BABY? 132 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:49,209 FRANK FROM E-COMMERCE'S GOING-AWAY PARTY? 133 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:55,125 BARBARA'S UNDERGROUND MOVEMENT TO INSTITUTE CASUAL FRIDAYS. 134 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,666 ONE DESPERATE ATTEMPT AFTER ANOTHER 135 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:01,165 TO FIND SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH SOMEONE ELSE, 136 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:03,042 AND THEN CLING. 137 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,374 "HEY, YOU HAVE 10 FINGERS? 138 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:08,333 "I HAVE 10 FINGERS! LET'S BE FRIENDS! 139 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:11,582 "WE'LL MAKE RULES AND SLOGANS, 140 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:13,423 "AND THEN IF WE FIND SOMEONE WITH NINE FINGERS, 141 00:07:13,447 --> 00:07:15,239 WE CAN BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM." 142 00:07:17,084 --> 00:07:19,999 IT BOTHERED ME SHE WAS IN MY WORKSPACE. 143 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,833 IT BOTHERED ME MORE THAT I HAD STARTED TO FEEL 144 00:07:21,834 --> 00:07:24,040 SOME CONNECTION TO THREE FELT-COVERED WALLS 145 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:26,332 AND A CHAIR THAT SMELLED LIKE PINE SOL 146 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,000 WHEN IT WARMED TO MY BODY TEMPERATURE. 147 00:07:28,917 --> 00:07:30,250 UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 148 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,707 ARE YOU JUST GETTING IN? 149 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:34,833 LOOKS THAT WAY. 150 00:07:34,834 --> 00:07:36,750 THE PASSWORD'S "RIMJOB," IF YOU WANT TO GET ON. 151 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,082 I'M THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR. 152 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,582 I DON'T THINK I NEED A PASSWORD, 153 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:43,958 AND I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE LATE. 154 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:46,039 [GEORGE] WHAT KIND OF UNIVERSE WOULD GIVE ME THE POWER 155 00:07:46,063 --> 00:07:48,416 TO EXTRACT SOULS FROM PEOPLE'S BODIES, 156 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:50,958 BUT STILL FORCE ME TO KEEP A SUCK-ASS JOB 157 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:52,124 IF I WANT TO EAT? 158 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:53,624 I'M SORRY. 159 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:56,291 I GUESS I'M JUST STILL SHAKEN UP ABOUT THE... 160 00:07:57,042 --> 00:07:58,499 CAR ACCIDENT. 161 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:01,458 OH, MY! ARE YOU HURT? 162 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,834 I, UH, CLOT FAST. 163 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:09,416 I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF. 164 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:10,541 REALLY? 165 00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:11,958 OF COURSE. GO HOME. 166 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,000 THANK YOU. 167 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:16,583 WHY "RIMJOB"? 168 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:23,290 IT WAS THE NAME OF MY HAMSTER GROWING UP. 169 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:27,708 MY GRANDFATHER'S CAT WAS NAMED "ODD-JOB". 170 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:31,250 WOW. 171 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:37,083 I WISH PEOPLE WERE MORE COMPLICATED, 172 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,208 BUT THEY'RE NOT. 173 00:08:38,209 --> 00:08:39,209 UH, DOLORES? 174 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:42,541 AM I STILL GOING TO GET PAID FOR TODAY 175 00:08:42,542 --> 00:08:43,999 IF I GO HOME? 176 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,333 ACTUALLY... 177 00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:50,166 SO DOLORES LENT ME HER SOFTBALL SHIRT, 178 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:51,457 WHICH WASN'T SO BAD, 179 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,667 EXCEPT THAT HUMAN BEINGS HAVE EYEBALLS... 180 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:56,874 HEY. 181 00:08:56,875 --> 00:08:57,999 [GEORGE] AND MOUTHS. 182 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,208 ARE YOU JOINING THE HEFFALUMPS? 183 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,958 [GEORGE] MAYBE IT WAS THE UNIFORM, 184 00:09:15,959 --> 00:09:17,125 BUT IT DID MAKE ME WONDER... 185 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,165 SALT. 186 00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:20,290 [GEORGE] WHAT TEAM WAS I ON? 187 00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:23,416 AND ALWAYS BE NICE TO THAT LADY AT THE DMV. 188 00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:26,040 I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT HER WEAVE LOOKED LIKE CARPET, 189 00:09:26,041 --> 00:09:27,916 AND NOW MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER 190 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,416 PULLS UP TWO BANKRUPTCIES. 191 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:31,707 SEE? DON'T "SEE" ME. 192 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,624 THAT SHIT'S A MAJOR VIOLATION. 193 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:37,208 SO, STILL LOVING YOUR DAY JOB, PEANUT? 194 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:39,332 I DON'T KNOW. 195 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,499 [RUBE] REMIND ME. 196 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,250 OFFICE ASSISTANT. 197 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,875 YOU'VE GOT A WHOLE BRECK-GIRL THING HAPPENING. 198 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:50,332 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 199 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,417 IT MEANS YOU GOT TOO MUCH STUFF ON YOUR FACE. 200 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,499 FUCKABLE'S PROMOTABLE. 201 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,165 ANYONE WANT TICKETS TO A HOCKEY GAME? 202 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,208 OOH, WHEN? SEVENTH, EIGHTH, NINTH. 203 00:10:00,959 --> 00:10:03,416 DUKE. TWO TICKETS? 204 00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:04,791 YEP, AND BLUE LINE, 205 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:06,291 AND PARKING PASS TOO, I THINK. 206 00:10:07,042 --> 00:10:08,207 [RUBE] DUKE. 207 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,541 WHO'S "DUKE?" 208 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,290 PIERROT LE DUC. 209 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:12,999 TOOK A PUCK TO THE HEAD LAST NIGHT. 210 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,416 CONCUSSIVE BRAIN INJURY? 211 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:16,874 ASPHYXIATION. [BETTY] NO. 212 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:19,207 DIDN'T HAVE ANY TEETH TO STOP THE THING. 213 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:20,374 WHERE'D YOU GET THE TICKETS? 214 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:21,542 HIS WIDOW. 215 00:10:23,084 --> 00:10:24,959 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY TEETH? 216 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,291 NOW, NOW. 217 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:30,417 REGGIE, ARE YOU EVEN READY YET... 218 00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:34,416 TAKE THAT OFF. 219 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:36,165 WHY? YOU KNOW WHY. 220 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,040 [GEORGE] THAT'S THE DRESS MY SISTER WORE 221 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:39,916 TO MY FUNERAL. 222 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:41,416 I LIKE THIS. 223 00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:43,083 YOU HAVE OTHER CLOTHES. 224 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:47,291 [GEORGE] AND THOSE ARE MY PAJAMAS. 225 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,417 SAME STOCKINGS, SAME SHOES. 226 00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:02,548 [REGGIE] I DON'T WANT TO HAVE MY PICTURE TAKEN. 227 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,374 YOU'RE LUCKY WE'RE NOT DOING THIS WITH MY MOTHER. 228 00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:11,575 SHE USED TO MAKE US PRACTICE SMILING IN FRONT OF A MIRROR 229 00:11:11,599 --> 00:11:13,874 BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE. 230 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:16,375 THAT'S BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOUR SMILE. 231 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:18,833 DID SHE TELL YOU THAT? 232 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:20,750 YEAH. SHE SAID IT WAS FAKE. 233 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,125 THAT BITCH. 234 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,166 OH, YEAH. 235 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:32,874 SEE? THAT'S SO PRETTY. 236 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,124 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A SWEATER. 237 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,333 NO, I WON'T. 238 00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:48,083 DID YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK? NO. 239 00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:49,417 OH, GOD. 240 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,166 [GEORGE] IN EIGHTH GRADE, 241 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,207 DANNY BERKOFF TOLD ME 242 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:13,457 THAT IF YOU DROPPED A PENNY OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, 243 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:14,917 IT COULD KILL SOMEONE. 244 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:18,290 THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS. 245 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:22,125 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, BUT I STILL HAVE TO TRY IT. 246 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:27,917 GOING HOME WAS FUCKED UP, BUT I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. 247 00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,499 I DIDN'T GIVE A GERBIL'S ASS ABOUT ALL THIS CRAP 248 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,042 WHEN I WAS ALIVE. 249 00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:44,417 NOW IT ALL SEEMED SUDDENLY PRECIOUS. 250 00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:02,582 I REMEMBER PLAYING WITH THIS DOLL 251 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:06,958 IN THE BACKYARD SANDBOX THAT SMELLED LIKE CAT PISS. 252 00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:10,290 I REMEMBER INVITING HER TO MY SIXTH BIRTHDAY PARTY, 253 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,083 TAKING HER WITH ME TO OUR SUMMERS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE. 254 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,250 WE NEVER WENT TO NEW HAMPSHIRE. 255 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:18,749 ALL RIGHT, 256 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,374 I'LL HAVE YOU STAND RIGHT THERE. 257 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,249 UH, I PREFER TO BE HERE. OH, OKAY. 258 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,890 SWEETIE, WHY DON'T YOU COME RIGHT IN HERE? 259 00:13:23,914 --> 00:13:24,791 OH, YOU LOOK SO GOOD. 260 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,042 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, GUYS. 261 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,708 AND WHEATIES. 262 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:53,707 [GEORGE] I NEVER KNEW MUCH ABOUT MY SISTER, 263 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,708 BUT I DO REMEMBER SHE HATED MATH. 264 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,124 HEY, REGGIE. REGGIE, RIGHT HERE. COME ON. 265 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:06,583 GIVE TO MONTY. GIVE TO MONTY. 266 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:10,165 HAPPY EVERYONE. HAPPY. 267 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,999 SMILE, REGGIE. SMILE. 268 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,124 [GEORGE] BEFORE I LEFT, I NEEDED TO GRAB SOME CLEAN UNDIES 269 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,000 FROM MY OLD BEDROOM. 270 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,000 SHIT. 271 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:42,041 GOD BLESS MY MOM. 272 00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:46,125 IF SHE EVER PUT A BULLET THROUGH HER HEAD, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE LABELED. 273 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,624 WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND MY PARENTS WOULD GO OUT 274 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,791 AND LEAVE US WITH A BABYSITTER, 275 00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:58,040 I WOULD SNEAK INTO MY MOM'S CLOSET, 276 00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:00,082 PRESS HER DRESSES TO MY FACE, 277 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:03,084 AND BREATHE HER IN AS CLOSE AS I COULD... 278 00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:10,084 BUT THERE'S ONE SMELL I DIDN'T REALIZE I'D MISS SO MUCH. 279 00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,000 MY OWN. 280 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,333 [CARTOONS PLAYING ON TV] 281 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,515 DAMMIT, GEORGIA, WOULD YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS 282 00:15:37,539 --> 00:15:39,040 AND GIVE ME A HAND? 283 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,707 MOM? 284 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,167 DON'T LET THE CAT OUT. 285 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,833 [DOOR CLOSING] 286 00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:47,624 [JOY] REGGIE, THOSE ARE STILL CLEAN. HANG THEM UP. 287 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:50,041 I'LL PROBABLY MISS DINNER. 288 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:52,666 I'M SO GLAD WE SPENT ALL THAT MONEY ON YOUR HOME OFFICE. 289 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:53,874 IT'S MID-TERMS. 290 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:55,315 YOU JUST HAD TO HAVE THAT AERON CHAIR 291 00:15:55,339 --> 00:15:57,041 AND THAT PENTIUM WHATEVER. 292 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:58,541 SO LET THE GIRLS USE IT. 293 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,000 [GEORGE] WHOOPS. 294 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,791 SHE CAN DO HER HOMEWORK IN THERE. 295 00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:04,124 [GEORGE] NICE SAVE. 296 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,667 MY CELL PHONE'S ON. 297 00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,208 FUCK. 298 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:23,625 [JOY] REGGIE, WOULD YOU PLEASE GO GET THAT GODDAMN SWEATER? 299 00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:56,708 [GEORGE] YOU KNOW THE STORY OF THE PRINCESS AND THE PEA? 300 00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,458 IT WAS BASED ON MY MOM. 301 00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:17,165 I THINK OF CATS, STRAY CATS. 302 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,541 IF YOU KEEP PUTTING OUT THE FOOD, 303 00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:20,791 THEY'LL KEEP COMING BACK. 304 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,667 [WATER SLOSHING] 305 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:30,707 IF THINKING ABOUT YOUR SISTER IS PAINFUL, 306 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:33,042 THEN YOU HAVE TO DECIDE NOT TO. 307 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:37,542 IT'S UP TO YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT. 308 00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:46,333 MOM? YES? 309 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,298 [REGGIE] I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU WERE STILL THERE. 310 00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:04,166 DO YOU STILL WEAR CLOTHES? 311 00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,500 WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW? 312 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:34,333 OW. 313 00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,750 CAN I GET 10 FINGERS? 314 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,792 THE NAILS. 315 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,165 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. 316 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,457 SAP'S A BITCH. 317 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,084 WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 318 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,499 IS THERE SOME KIND OF TRICK? 319 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,260 I MEAN, AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE TREE'S SOUL 320 00:18:53,284 --> 00:18:55,833 AND ASK IT TO CLIMB ITSELF AND GET THE GUY DOWN? 321 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,041 HERE. NO WAY. 322 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:01,457 [THUNK] 323 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:02,834 WOW. IT MOVED. 324 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,458 OH, SHIT. OW! 325 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,458 YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL. 326 00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:14,542 CAN YOU TAKE TREES' SOULS? 327 00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:17,082 DO TREES HAVE SOULS? 328 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,042 DON'T KNOW. WHAT ABOUT ANIMALS? 329 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:20,916 OR ROCKS? 330 00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:23,125 OR WHAT IF YOU TRIED TO TAKE A SOUL'S SOUL? 331 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,207 DON'T YOU EVER WONDER ABOUT THIS STUFF? 332 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,084 I ASKED RUBE ONCE. 333 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,082 NICE. 334 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,999 HE SAYS THAT YOU JUST DON'T DO IT, 335 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,042 SO I DON'T. 336 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,042 I WENT HOME. 337 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,040 EVERYBODY WANTS TO GO HOME, 338 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,375 BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT. 339 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,749 NOBODY SAW ME. 340 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,375 IT'S NOT ABOUT THEM. IT'S ABOUT YOU. 341 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:58,166 IT'S WHAT YOU SEE. 342 00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:01,000 SWIPE ANYTHING? 343 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,582 IT'S VERY TEMPTING TO THINK THAT THE LITTLE JEWELS FROM OUR LIVES 344 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,000 WILL BRING IT ALL BACK, 345 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,167 BUT THEY DON'T. 346 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,125 YOU CAN'T GO BACK. 347 00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:30,167 ARE YOU GOING TO TELL RUBE? 348 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:34,958 WHERE'S BETTY? 349 00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,290 BABYSITTING. 350 00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:38,040 I NEVER HAD A BABYSITTER. 351 00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:40,209 THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU DIDN'T NEED ONE. 352 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,333 I'M GOING TO GET A PET BIRD. 353 00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,041 DON'T GET A BIRD. 354 00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:48,041 WHY NOT? 355 00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:49,749 BECAUSE THEY'RE WEIRD. 356 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,082 MAN, I CAN'T RELATE TO A BIRD. 357 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,165 THEY'RE SO FAR REMOVED. 358 00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,249 THEY'VE GOT DIFFERENT CHROMOSOMES, 359 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,792 AND THEY COME FROM EGGS. 360 00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,374 THEY'VE GOT FACES. 361 00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,834 SO DO COCKROACHES. 362 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,083 MAN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH A BIRD? 363 00:21:05,084 --> 00:21:06,582 STICK IT IN A CAGE AND FEED IT. 364 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,041 WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO DO? 365 00:21:08,042 --> 00:21:10,162 WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD AT LEAST GET ONE YOU CAN EAT. 366 00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,958 I'M GOING TO GET A FRIEND. 367 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:14,999 I'M NOT GOING TO EAT MY FRIEND. 368 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,874 THEY HAVE BRAINS THE SIZE OF PISTACHIOS. 369 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,435 IT'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE YOUR FRIEND. 370 00:21:19,436 --> 00:21:21,059 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 371 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:24,582 I SAW THIS SPECIAL ON PBS CALLED ANIMAL MIRACLES, 372 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,749 AND THEY DID A DRAMATIC RE-ENACTMENT 373 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,165 ABOUT A GUY BEING ROBBED, 374 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,791 AND HE HAD A PARROT OR A COCKATIEL OR SOMETHING, 375 00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:34,249 AND THAT BIRD LOST ITS SHIT WHEN ITS OWNER WAS ATTACKED. 376 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,083 IT OPENED UP ITS CAGE... 377 00:21:36,084 --> 00:21:38,040 THEN WHY PUT IT IN A CAGE? 378 00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:40,083 WHERE ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO PUT IT? 379 00:21:40,084 --> 00:21:41,165 IT OPENED UP ITS CAGE 380 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,999 AND WENT CRAZY, 381 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,416 PECKED OUT THE ROBBER'S EYES, 382 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:47,499 SCRATCHED HIS FACE UP LIKE HE WAS TIPPI HEDREN OR SOME SHIT, 383 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,542 AND DON'T YOU TELL ME THAT'S NOT FRIENDSHIP. 384 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,165 HOW BIG WAS THIS PARROT? 385 00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:57,958 I DON'T KNOW. PARROT-SIZE. 386 00:21:57,959 --> 00:22:00,207 WELL, A PARROT CAN'T TAKE ON A FULL-GROWN MAN 387 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,082 UNLESS THAT MAN IS A BIG PUSSY. 388 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:04,999 I DIDN'T SAY THE PARROT WON. 389 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,874 THE ROBBER STABBED IT WITH A FORK AND KILLED ITS OWNER. 390 00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:08,999 THE BIRD'S DEAD. 391 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,666 SO WHY ARE YOU GETTING A BIRD? 392 00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:13,124 IT'S NOT ABOUT HOMELAND SECURITY, 393 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,249 YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. 394 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,000 I'M GOING TO GET A FRIEND. 395 00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:20,249 JESUS. 396 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:23,457 [GEORGE] SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE LOOKING FOR A FRIEND. 397 00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:26,041 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? 398 00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:28,125 I WAS KIND OF HOPING YOU WERE GOING TO TELL ME. 399 00:22:31,209 --> 00:22:33,582 OH, YOU'RE TALKING TO HER. 400 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:36,500 I MEAN, BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO GET DINNER OR SOMETHING... 401 00:22:38,042 --> 00:22:40,290 DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT I'M JUST NOT UP 402 00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:44,249 TO THE WHOLE BONDING, BUDDY-GIRL THING, OKAY? 403 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:47,375 [GEORGE] HARD TO THINK WHAT THE WRONG WAY TO TAKE THAT WOULD BE. 404 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,791 HEY, I DON'T WANT TO BOND EITHER. 405 00:22:50,792 --> 00:22:52,291 I'M JUST HUNGRY. 406 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,041 IS THAT... 407 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,707 THE GREAT... WHATEVER. 408 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:00,542 SHUT UP... 409 00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:43,083 THIS IS BILL BRIGHT REPORTING FROM ROUTE SEVEN. 410 00:23:43,084 --> 00:23:44,582 CONTROVERSY CONTINUES TO BUILD 411 00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:47,124 OVER THE DECISION TO PUT DOWN THE BEAR. 412 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:49,791 ANIMAL CONTROL HAS SAID IT'S A MATTER OF POLICY, 413 00:23:49,792 --> 00:23:51,332 BUT DORA'S SUPPORTERS CONTEND 414 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,374 THAT THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOT BE PUT TO DEATH 415 00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,499 FOR FOLLOWING ITS NATURAL INSTINCTS 416 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,916 WHEN IT KILLED TWO HUNGER STRIKERS... 417 00:23:57,917 --> 00:23:59,416 CHRIS, ALLY... 418 00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:01,082 ARE YOU ROBBING ME? 419 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,125 NO. THERE'S NOTHING TO FUCKING ROB. 420 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:06,167 I WAS DREAMING ABOUT FROGS. 421 00:24:07,209 --> 00:24:08,916 REAL ONES OR LIKE KERMIT? 422 00:24:08,917 --> 00:24:10,208 REAL ONES. 423 00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:13,791 I SAW A MOVIE ABOUT FROGS. 424 00:24:13,792 --> 00:24:14,916 THEY GOT PISSED 425 00:24:14,917 --> 00:24:16,999 AND ATE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ON AN ISLAND. 426 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,120 I THINK IT WAS CALLED FROGS. 427 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,499 WERE THEY BAD PEOPLE? 428 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,874 NO, NO. THEY LITTERED OR SOMETHING. 429 00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:25,083 I ONLY LIKE IT WHEN ONLY BAD PEOPLE DIE. 430 00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:29,166 I LIKE IT WHEN NOBODY DIES SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORK. 431 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,958 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYBODY DIED? 432 00:24:32,959 --> 00:24:34,167 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 433 00:24:35,625 --> 00:24:38,791 LIKE, IF WE WERE THE ONLY ONES LEFT? 434 00:24:38,792 --> 00:24:40,707 OH, YOU MEAN LIKE 435 00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:43,542 IF THE FROGS ATE EVERYONE ON THE PLANET? 436 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,416 YEAH. 437 00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:49,791 I RECKON WE'D BE SHOVELING A LOT OF FROG SHIT. 438 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,312 DID YOU SHOVEL FROG SHIT IN YOUR DREAM? 439 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,167 NO. 440 00:24:55,417 --> 00:24:57,165 A FROG WAS CARRYING ME ON HIS BACK 441 00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:59,000 OVER A RIVER OF LAVA. 442 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,167 A FROG? 443 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,125 YEAH. 444 00:25:08,959 --> 00:25:10,458 I HAVE TO GO. 445 00:25:12,792 --> 00:25:14,165 I'VE GOT A BUSINESS MEETING. 446 00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:15,666 GOT TO GET OUR DUCKS IN A ROW, 447 00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:17,427 FINE-TUNE THE LANGUAGE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 448 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,624 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD DO SOMETHING WITH THIS PLACE. 449 00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:26,375 I'VE BEEN IN CRACK HOUSES WITH MORE STYLE. 450 00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:29,208 DO YOU NEED THIS BACK? 451 00:25:29,209 --> 00:25:30,208 NO. 452 00:25:30,209 --> 00:25:31,583 CHEERS. 453 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,207 HELLO? 454 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:48,332 HI. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GOT THE E-MAIL, 455 00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:51,166 BUT HARRY F. IN WEB DESIGN IS MOVING TO CORPORATE. 456 00:25:51,167 --> 00:25:52,999 WE'RE ALL MEETING IN HERE FOR CAKE. 457 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,499 [GEORGE] I'M PRETTY SURE THEY PUT MIND-CONTROL DRUGS 458 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,041 IN THE WATER COOLER, 459 00:25:57,042 --> 00:25:59,541 BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY A LITTLE EXCITED. 460 00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:00,875 CAN YOU COVER THE PHONES? 461 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,332 MICHAEL'S ALREADY GROUP-FORWARDED TO VOICEMAIL, 462 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,707 BUT THE MAIN LINE WILL RING THROUGH TO YOUR EXTENSION. 463 00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:08,916 OKAY? 464 00:26:08,917 --> 00:26:10,167 YEAH. 465 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,332 [GEORGE] LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THAT PROVE TO ME 466 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:20,416 THAT THERE IS SOME KIND OF ALL-POWERFUL, ALL-KNOWING FORCE 467 00:26:20,417 --> 00:26:22,500 THAT CONTROLS EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE, 468 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,208 AND IT'S SO FUCKING BORED, 469 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,749 IT WILL ACTUALLY TAKE TIME OUT 470 00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:29,625 TO ORCHESTRATE A PETTY LET-DOWN LIKE THAT. [RINGING] 471 00:26:31,042 --> 00:26:33,042 IT'S NOT THAT I EVEN CARED ABOUT THE CAKE, 472 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:35,582 OR THE CONVERSATION... 473 00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:38,499 THE LATEST JAVA PATCH IS COMPLETELY KICK-ASS. 474 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:39,958 [RINGING] 475 00:26:39,959 --> 00:26:42,249 [GEORGE] BUT I GUESS, STANDING OUTSIDE ALL THAT BULLSHIT, 476 00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:44,749 THEY STARTED TO REALIZE HOW WARM AND SAFE 477 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,084 THAT BULLSHIT MIGHT ACTUALLY FEEL. 478 00:26:51,834 --> 00:26:53,791 YOU KNOW, THE SAD THING HERE IS 479 00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:57,041 THAT YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH A MORE ORIGINAL WAY TO ACT OUT. 480 00:26:57,042 --> 00:26:59,541 I DON'T HAVE THE TELEVISION. 481 00:26:59,542 --> 00:27:01,666 IF YOU'RE TESTING ME, REGGIE, YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE. 482 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:03,041 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. 483 00:27:03,042 --> 00:27:05,791 YOU CAN SET THE CAR ON FIRE, EAT THE CAT... 484 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,874 I WILL NOT GIVE YOU EXTRA ATTENTION 485 00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:09,416 BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET GO OF THIS. 486 00:27:09,417 --> 00:27:11,499 [GEORGE] IF THERE'S ANY POETRY TO BEING A REAPER, 487 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,124 IT'S IN COMBINING THE BUSINESS OF TAKING SOULS 488 00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,874 WITH THE PLEASURE OF MAKING MONEY. 489 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:17,582 IF YOU CAN GET A LITTLE SELF-AWARENESS TOO, 490 00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:19,423 THEN YOU'RE THE WALT-FUCKING-WHITMAN OF REAPERS. 491 00:27:19,447 --> 00:27:22,197 WHEN YOU DELIVER CRITICISM, ARE YOU DIRECT OR TACTFUL? 492 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,457 AM I TELLING THE TRUTH? 493 00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:27,457 TACTFUL. 494 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:29,582 YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF EXCEPTIONALLY REASONABLE 495 00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,125 OR EXCEPTIONALLY KIND. 496 00:27:31,542 --> 00:27:33,125 UH... 497 00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:35,166 EXCEPTIONALLY KIND. 498 00:27:36,417 --> 00:27:38,165 WELL, I'M NOT PARTICULARLY REASONABLE. 499 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:40,582 FINE. KIND. ME TOO. 500 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:42,875 DO YOU TEND TO SEE THE TREES OR THE FOREST? 501 00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:45,332 WELL, HOW MANY TREES? 502 00:27:45,333 --> 00:27:47,166 WELL, HOW MANY YOU WANT? 503 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:49,767 WELL, IN CHINESE, THERE'S THIS SYMBOL THAT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE TREE 504 00:27:49,791 --> 00:27:51,833 AND IT MEANS TREE, BUT IF THERE ARE TWO OF THEM, 505 00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:53,125 IT MEANS FOREST, SO... 506 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:57,166 UH, TREES. 507 00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:01,041 WHY? WHAT DO YOU SEE? 508 00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:02,125 THE FOREST. 509 00:28:06,834 --> 00:28:08,625 OKAY, HOW DO I LOOK, REALLY? 510 00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:10,834 SWARTHY. 511 00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:12,582 WELL, IS THAT GOOD? 512 00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:14,457 DEPENDS IF YOU LIKE SWARTHY. 513 00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:15,624 DO YOU LIKE SWARTHY? 514 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,125 NOT PARTICULARLY. 515 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:34,083 HEY, DON'T PUT ME DOWN AS TREES, OKAY? 516 00:28:34,084 --> 00:28:35,084 OKAY. 517 00:28:43,667 --> 00:28:45,125 [BANGING] 518 00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:52,084 [GUNSHOTS] 519 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,125 GIVE ME BACK THAT BAG! 520 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:08,791 YOU'RE AN N.F. 521 00:29:08,792 --> 00:29:10,249 YOU'RE AN INTUITIVE FEELER. 522 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,958 YOU TRUST YOUR INTUITION, 523 00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:14,625 YOU YEARN FOR ROMANCE, AND YOU PRIZE MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS. 524 00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:16,167 WHAT? 525 00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:20,125 I BET HE'S AN INTUITIVE THINKER. 526 00:29:21,834 --> 00:29:22,917 N.T.s ARE THE WORST. 527 00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:33,625 I'LL TAKE THAT. CHEERS. 528 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,458 EXCUSE ME, MR. DEAD GUY? 529 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,208 ON A LONG AIRPLANE TRIP, 530 00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:54,489 IF YOU'RE SEATED NEXT TO SOMEONE, 531 00:29:54,513 --> 00:29:56,082 DO YOU PREFER TO MAKE CONVERSATION 532 00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:57,582 OR READ A BOOK? 533 00:29:57,583 --> 00:30:00,416 [GEORGE] ONE SOUL AND $1,400 LATER, IT WAS TIME FOR LUNCH. 534 00:30:00,417 --> 00:30:03,207 IT WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME TALK TO A HUMAN BEING. 535 00:30:03,208 --> 00:30:04,457 I'M GOING TO CHANGE BANKS. 536 00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:06,041 YOU HAVE TO PRESS ZERO. 537 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:09,207 YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW TO PRESS ZERO? 538 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,959 SOMETIMES IT'S "STAR". 539 00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:13,374 YOU KNOW WHAT? COMPUTERS, 540 00:30:13,375 --> 00:30:15,335 THEY'RE GOING TO, LIKE, TAKE OVER THE WHOLE WORLD. 541 00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:19,083 NEVER HAPPEN. COMPUTERS WON'T GET SMARTER THAN PEOPLE. 542 00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:20,290 I THINK THEY ALREADY ARE. 543 00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:22,916 YEAH, WELL, WHEN A COMPUTER LOSES IT WITH A METER MAID... 544 00:30:22,917 --> 00:30:24,457 NO OFFENSE... OR KILLS ITSELF 545 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:26,082 BECAUSE IT THINKS IT'S GETTING TOO FAT, 546 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:28,084 THEN I'LL BELIEVE IN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. 547 00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:31,959 THIS JUICE TASTES FUNNY. 548 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:37,667 IT TASTES LIKE FRESCA. 549 00:30:43,959 --> 00:30:45,291 [GEORGE] HI. 550 00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:52,290 [KIFFANY] KNOW WHAT YOU WANT? 551 00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:54,207 YEAH. UH, BANANA BONANZA AND... 552 00:30:54,208 --> 00:30:55,458 HEARD YOU WENT HOME AGAIN. 553 00:30:58,084 --> 00:30:59,999 WHEAT TOAST... [RUBE] BIG FUCKIN' MISTAKE. 554 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,582 AND A GLASS OF WATER. 555 00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:04,263 I'M A REASONABLE MAN, GEORGE. THAT'S WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY, RIGHT? 556 00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:06,792 I'LL COME BACK. 557 00:31:11,291 --> 00:31:13,041 I'M A REASONABLE MAN, GEORGE... 558 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,167 EVEN THOUGH YOU FLIPPED ME OFF. 559 00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:24,582 YOU FRUSTRATE ME, PEANUT. 560 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:27,041 IF I HEAR YOU HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH YOUR OLD LIFE AGAIN, 561 00:31:28,167 --> 00:31:29,916 YOU WILL HAVE A TORMENT COME DOWN UPON YOU 562 00:31:29,917 --> 00:31:31,166 THAT YOU CANNOT IMAGINE. 563 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,250 CHECK, PLEASE! 564 00:31:37,167 --> 00:31:40,207 I KNOW THAT'S SUPPOSED TO SCARE ME, 565 00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:42,582 BUT I CAN'T THINK 566 00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:44,124 OF ANYTHING YOU COULD DO 567 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:46,875 THAT'S ANY WORSE THAN WHAT'S ALREADY HAPPENED. 568 00:31:48,084 --> 00:31:49,458 OH, I WAS ONLY JOKING. I'M SORRY. 569 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:52,958 [RUBE] WE'LL TAKE IT. 570 00:31:52,959 --> 00:31:55,249 OH, COULD YOU ADD A GRAPEFRUIT JUICE? 571 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:57,208 THEN SHE'S GOT TO GO BACK. 572 00:31:57,209 --> 00:31:58,609 SO YOU GET IT TO GO ON YOUR WAY OUT. 573 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:02,250 [MASON] HAS ANYONE GOT TWO FIVES? 574 00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,582 OH, COULD YOU COVER ME? 575 00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:05,625 YES. 576 00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,583 [RUBE] THIS IS FOR YOU... 577 00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:09,500 AND YOU... 578 00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:12,166 AND YOU... 579 00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:13,167 AND YOU. 580 00:32:13,959 --> 00:32:15,125 AGAIN? 581 00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,042 THERE YOU GO. 582 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,583 YOU GIVE HER A RIDE. 583 00:32:42,834 --> 00:32:45,624 CHRIS, ALLY, THEY ARE STILL WAITING FOR CONFIRMATION 584 00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:48,207 THAT THE POWERFUL TRANQUILIZER USED TO SEDATE DORA 585 00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:49,874 HAS TAKEN FULL EFFECT. 586 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:52,499 WHEN THAT HAPPENS, THE PLAN IS TO MOVE HER OUT OF THAT CAGE 587 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,707 AND INTO THAT TRAILER, 588 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:55,041 WHERE SHE WILL MAKE THE RIDE 589 00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:57,208 TO ANIMAL CONTROL'S FOLDING HACILITY... 590 00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:58,290 FUCK. 591 00:32:58,291 --> 00:32:59,625 SORRY. 592 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:01,707 ALL RIGHT, 593 00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:03,125 HOLDING FACILITY. 594 00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:05,999 GO AGAIN. 595 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,208 CHRIS, ALLY, THEY ARE STILL WAITING... 596 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:23,167 SO, WHAT'S YOUR GUESS? 597 00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:31,792 HOW DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? 598 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,208 PROFESSOR IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE CANDLESTICK? 599 00:33:46,959 --> 00:33:48,833 PARKING BRAKE ON THE TRUCK FAILS. 600 00:33:48,834 --> 00:33:50,249 THE TRUCK RUNS INTO THE GAS PUMPS 601 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:53,125 AS THE ANTENNA TOWER SPARKS THE LIGHTS ON THE CANOPY. 602 00:33:55,209 --> 00:33:58,040 IS IT, LIKE, A REAPER THING TO TAKE THE LONG SHOT? 603 00:33:58,041 --> 00:33:59,999 I COULD BE GETTING SOMETHING DONE TODAY. 604 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,792 THERE'S A MAN IN A CAGE WITH A BARELY SEDATED BEAR. 605 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,083 V. KOSTIKOVITCH. 606 00:34:08,834 --> 00:34:09,959 WHAT? 607 00:34:16,834 --> 00:34:18,875 IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE. 608 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,791 WHETHER OR NOT THAT SHOW OF SUPPORT WILL BE ENOUGH 609 00:34:30,792 --> 00:34:32,666 TO PREVENT DORA FROM BEING PUT DOWN 610 00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:34,082 REMAINS TO BE SEEN. 611 00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:36,166 THIS IS BILL BRIGHT REPORTING FROM ROUTE SEVEN. 612 00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:39,250 GOT IT. NICE JOB. 613 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:43,458 WHAT TIME IS IT? 614 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:46,124 YOU SMELL LIKE GARBAGE. 615 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,005 IT'S ALWAYS SUCH A RELIEF WHEN I GET TO MY NAME. 616 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,280 IT'S HARD TO MESS UP BILL BRIGHT. 617 00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:52,999 YOU SHOULD HEAR MY REAL NAME. 618 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,124 KOSTIKOVITCH! HUH? 619 00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:56,333 [ROARING] 620 00:34:56,917 --> 00:34:58,250 [SCREAMING] 621 00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:01,958 ROLL TAPE, ROLL TAPE. ROLL TAPE! 622 00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:03,332 [CAMERAMAN] ROLLING. GREAT! 623 00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:05,293 WHAT HAS STARTED AS A SIMPLE ANIMAL-RIGHTS PROTEST 624 00:35:05,317 --> 00:35:07,749 HAS ESCALATED INTO A DANGEROUS SITUATION. 625 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:09,670 THIS IS BILL BRIGHT REPORTING FROM ROUTE SEVEN... 626 00:35:09,694 --> 00:35:11,069 UH, BILL? 627 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:27,333 BILL? 628 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,582 BILL? 629 00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:31,290 [GEORGE] I KNOW A COUPLE OF THINGS. 630 00:35:31,291 --> 00:35:33,208 I KNOW THAT A FEW HOURS FROM NOW, 631 00:35:33,209 --> 00:35:36,582 SOMEBODY WILL BE STANDING IN THIS GUY'S CLOSET 632 00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:38,083 SMELLING HIS SHIRTS, 633 00:35:38,084 --> 00:35:40,624 TRYING TO RECONNECT... 634 00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:42,875 AND I KNOW WHERE THAT BEAR IS GOING. 635 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,083 SHE'S GOING IN SEARCH OF THE RELATIONSHIP 636 00:35:47,084 --> 00:35:49,792 ALL OF US ARE TRYING TO RECREATE IN ONE WAY... 637 00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:52,083 OR ANOTHER. 638 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:06,666 YOU WOULD THINK THAT SINCE I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING, 639 00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:09,125 I WOULDN'T DO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO. 640 00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:29,792 [REGGIE] GOT IT! 641 00:36:32,417 --> 00:36:33,749 YEAH? 642 00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,510 [GEORGE] I COULD DO THIS. IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. 643 00:36:35,534 --> 00:36:37,999 AFTER ALL, REAPERS LOOK DIFFERENT TO THE LIVING. 644 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,708 DO YOU WANT SOMETHING? 645 00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:42,875 HOW ARE YOU? 646 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:45,458 OKAY. 647 00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,166 GOOD. 648 00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:51,458 I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR MOM'S. 649 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,291 I LIKE YOUR HAIR LIKE THIS. 650 00:36:57,792 --> 00:36:59,125 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 651 00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:02,040 GET IN THE HOUSE. 652 00:37:02,041 --> 00:37:03,542 GET IN THE HOUSE. 653 00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,333 I REMEMBER YOU. 654 00:37:09,959 --> 00:37:11,000 THE YARD SALE. 655 00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:14,583 YOU SHOULD LEAVE. JOY... 656 00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:18,374 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. PLEASE. 657 00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:19,708 NO. MOM! 658 00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:25,541 WHAT... 659 00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:28,222 [GEORGE] I FIGURED THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE A LOAD OF TIME AT THIS POINT, 660 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,874 SO I'D WORKED OUT JUST THE RIGHT THING TO SAY. 661 00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:32,541 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS. 662 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,666 WHEN I WAS FIVE, 663 00:37:33,667 --> 00:37:37,083 I HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND NAMED BROCCOLI BEE, 664 00:37:37,084 --> 00:37:39,165 AND YOU TOOK OUT ONE OF YOUR STENO PADS, 665 00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:40,541 AND WE WROTE A STORY 666 00:37:40,542 --> 00:37:42,917 WITH PICTURES ON ONE SIDE AND WORDS ON THE OTHER. 667 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:46,541 GEORGIA? 668 00:37:46,542 --> 00:37:50,083 [GEORGE] BUT IT KIND OF LOOKED MORE LIKE THIS. 669 00:37:50,084 --> 00:37:52,792 WHEN I WAS FIVE... 670 00:37:54,042 --> 00:37:59,208 I, UM... UH, HAD A FRIEND, 671 00:37:59,209 --> 00:38:00,209 AND, UM... 672 00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:02,583 I, UM... 673 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:07,124 [GEORGE] THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL THAT WOULD COME OUT. 674 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,332 GET OUT. [GEORGE] I HAVE LOTS OF OTHER THINGS TO SAY, 675 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:12,417 BUT SOMEHOW, THEY ALL KIND OF MELTED INTO A FINE MIST. 676 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:15,082 MOM, ON THE OTHER HAND... 677 00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:19,041 YOU ARE A REAL FUCKING PIECE OF WORK, AREN'T YOU? 678 00:38:19,042 --> 00:38:21,624 GET OUT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 679 00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:23,124 YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SHOW UP HERE 680 00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:24,999 AND PULL THIS KIND OF SHIT? 681 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,960 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LOSE A DAUGHTER? 682 00:38:27,458 --> 00:38:29,999 GET YOUR SKANKY ASS OUT OF HERE! 683 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,999 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU RUN, BITCH. 684 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,208 RUN! 685 00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:09,375 THANKS. 686 00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:13,125 MM-HMM. 687 00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:18,333 ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HIM? 688 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,125 IF YOU DON'T. 689 00:40:36,041 --> 00:40:38,666 I KNOW THE MENU LIKE A FIRST PHONE NUMBER. 690 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,307 STILL HAVE TO READ IT TO KNOW WHAT I WANT. 691 00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:44,041 CAN I GET A NUMBER SIX? 692 00:40:49,417 --> 00:40:50,750 WANT THIS? 693 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:54,583 I WENT HOME AGAIN. 694 00:40:57,167 --> 00:40:58,500 PASS ME A NAPKIN. 695 00:41:06,084 --> 00:41:07,208 YOU OKAY? 696 00:41:14,042 --> 00:41:15,583 YOU LOSE ANYTHING? 697 00:41:18,708 --> 00:41:20,084 MEMORIES? 698 00:41:25,084 --> 00:41:27,207 I DON'T KNOW. 699 00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:29,750 I TRIED TO TELL MY MOM A STORY, AND... 700 00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:35,750 NOW I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS. 701 00:41:39,084 --> 00:41:40,707 [GEORGE] IT'S CRUEL AND SIMPLE. 702 00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:42,332 THE MORE I HELD ON TO MY LIFE, 703 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,250 THE LESS THERE WAS TO HOLD ONTO. 704 00:41:48,792 --> 00:41:50,959 SO, MY WHOLE LIFE, EVERYTHING... 705 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,583 ALL I GET TO KEEP ARE THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES? 706 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,167 THAT'S ALL WE EVER HAD, PEANUT. 707 00:42:05,542 --> 00:42:06,834 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING? 708 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:09,375 YEAH. 709 00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:23,500 AT THE END OF THE DAY, ALL YOU HAVE ARE YOUR EXPERIENCES. 710 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:27,749 I SPENT SO MUCH OF MY LIFE AVOIDING EXPERIENCES, 711 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:29,333 I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TO LOSE. 712 00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:36,959 I WAS JUST THINKING THAT MAYBE I'D DONE THE WHOLE THING WRONG... 713 00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:39,208 WHEN BREAKFAST CAME.