1 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:08,499 [GEORGE] EVERYBODY DIES. 2 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,874 I'M TOLD THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS. 3 00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:13,124 I'M TOLD I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO ARGUE OR QUESTION 4 00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:14,999 OR EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND. 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,165 I'M TOLD A LOT THESE DAYS, 6 00:00:17,166 --> 00:00:19,083 EVER SINCE MY LIFE WAS SNUFFED OUT 7 00:00:19,084 --> 00:00:20,165 BY A TOILET SEAT 8 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:22,417 AND I JOINED THE RANKS OF THE UNDEAD. 9 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:26,082 THIS IS RUBE. 10 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:28,041 HE'S UNDEAD TOO. 11 00:00:28,042 --> 00:00:29,332 HE'S THE ONE WHO GETS THE LIST... 12 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,124 WHO'S TO DIE, WHEN AND WHERE... 13 00:00:31,125 --> 00:00:35,124 WHICH HE PASSES ON TO THE REST OF US GRIM REAPERS. 14 00:00:35,125 --> 00:00:37,005 [MASON] THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE TO THE LIVING. 15 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:38,499 HOLY SHIT. 16 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,457 [GEORGE] MY NAME IS GEORGE LASS. 17 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,041 I TAKE SOULS. 18 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:44,707 THIS WAS MY HOME, 19 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:46,124 AND THIS WAS MY FAMILY... 20 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:47,165 DAD, 21 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:48,374 REGGIE, 22 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:49,541 MOM. 23 00:00:49,542 --> 00:00:52,165 THEY'RE HAVING TROUBLE COPING. 24 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,582 [GEORGE] DO YOU GUYS GET OFF DROPPING PIANOS ON PEOPLE? 25 00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:56,082 I MEAN, IS THAT, LIKE, A FETISH OR SOMETHING? 26 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:57,249 [RUBE] IT'S NOT OUR JOB 27 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:59,166 TO DROP THE PIANOS OR THE TOILET SEATS. 28 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:00,167 WHOSE JOB IS IT? 29 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:03,166 GRAVELINGS. 30 00:01:03,167 --> 00:01:04,125 THEY SET THINGS IN MOTION. 31 00:01:04,126 --> 00:01:05,416 THEY MAKE THE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. 32 00:01:05,417 --> 00:01:06,666 [GEORGE] THEY KILL PEOPLE? 33 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:07,791 LIFE AND DEATH. 34 00:01:07,792 --> 00:01:09,352 THEY HAVE TO EXIST IN PERFECT HARMONY... 35 00:01:09,353 --> 00:01:10,713 YIN, YANG, CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT... 36 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:14,124 BUT THAT BALANCE HAS TO BE MAINTAINED. 37 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:15,125 OR ELSE? 38 00:01:15,126 --> 00:01:17,206 OR ELSE THINGS GET OUT OF HAND, AND THAT AIN'T PRETTY. 39 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,166 LONG AND GNARLED IS THE FICKLE FINGER OF FATE, 40 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:31,124 BUT THAT FINGER HAS A PISSER OF A HANGNAIL. 41 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:32,624 IT CAN BE CRIPPLING, 42 00:02:32,625 --> 00:02:34,332 AND IN THE GAME OF LIFE AND DEATH, 43 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,416 IT'S GOOD TO KNOW FATE HAS A WEAKNESS, 44 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,249 LIKE THE CANDY-COATED GOODNESS 45 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,874 OF A LIGHTLY-SALTED PEANUT POPPY. 46 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:42,541 FOR THOSE NOT RAISED IN THE SOUTH, 47 00:02:42,542 --> 00:02:45,541 A PEANUT POPPY IS LIKE A PEANUT M&M 48 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:47,999 BUT JUST DIFFERENT ENOUGH TO AVOID LITIGATION 49 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,917 AND THE PURPLE ONES ARE THE BEST. 50 00:02:51,084 --> 00:02:53,040 FROM THE FIELDS OF GEORGIA 51 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:55,082 TO A FACTORY PROCESSING UNIT 52 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:57,209 TO A STORE NEAR YOU... 53 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:01,374 SOMETHING AS INSIGNIFICANT AS A PEANUT POPPY 54 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:02,417 CAN CHANGE FATE. 55 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:05,667 I KIND OF PREFER M&Ms. 56 00:03:06,417 --> 00:03:08,208 I LIKE THESE. 57 00:03:08,209 --> 00:03:09,624 THESE ARE SALTED. 58 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:11,385 I THINK I'D LIKE THEM BETTER IF THEY WEREN'T. 59 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:16,834 I MEAN, THEY'RE GOOD, BUT... 60 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:19,500 GO BUY YOURSELF SOME M&Ms. 61 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:23,791 I WISH SHE HAD A TAIL. 62 00:03:23,792 --> 00:03:26,416 IF IT WAS WAGGING, AT LEAST I'D KNOW SHE LIKED ME. 63 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:28,290 I NEED ONE OF THOSE LISTERINE STRIPS. 64 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,834 THESE THINGS MAKE YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE ASS. 65 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,166 ASS AND PEANUTS. 66 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:41,834 DAMMIT. 67 00:03:44,209 --> 00:03:45,416 MY GUY'S A NO-SHOW. 68 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:46,541 WERE YOU ON TIME? 69 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:48,999 I WAS ON TIME FOR THE TIME YOU GAVE ME. 70 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,499 SO DOES THIS MEAN HIS SOUL IS GOING TO ROT NOW? 71 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,041 I MEAN, 72 00:03:53,042 --> 00:03:54,162 HE HAD AN APPOINTMENT, RIGHT? 73 00:03:54,186 --> 00:03:55,249 HE MISSED IT. 74 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:57,166 SO? SEW BUTTONS, BITCH. 75 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:58,416 DON'T YOU LISTEN? 76 00:03:58,417 --> 00:04:00,124 SOMEBODY DOESN'T SHOW UP FOR AN APPOINTMENT, 77 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:01,416 APPOINTMENT GETS CANCELED. 78 00:04:01,417 --> 00:04:02,791 IT'S RARE, BUT IT HAPPENS. 79 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:04,000 SO HE GETS TO LIVE? 80 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:06,374 LIKE, CONSEQUENCE-FREE? 81 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:09,040 WELL, UNTIL HIS APPOINTMENT CAN BE RESCHEDULED, SURE. 82 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:12,166 YOU SAID YOU CAN'T RESCHEDULE, YOU CAN'T CHANGE FATE. 83 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:13,541 "CARDINAL RULE, EVERYBODY DIES." 84 00:04:13,542 --> 00:04:14,707 YOU SAID THESE THINGS. 85 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:16,628 WELL, EVERY SO OFTEN, THINGS DON'T GO AS PLANNED. 86 00:04:16,652 --> 00:04:17,499 IT'S NOT PERSONAL. 87 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,749 SO, LIKE, ON A WHIM OR ON A WILD HAIR, 88 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,874 HE GOES TO PICK UP DONUTS FOR THE OFFICE 89 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:23,208 AND HE GETS TO LIVE? 90 00:04:23,209 --> 00:04:25,208 SOUNDS LIKE INSTANT KARMA TO ME, HUH? 91 00:04:25,209 --> 00:04:28,041 NO ONE MENTIONED DEATH HAD A LOOPHOLE. 92 00:04:28,042 --> 00:04:29,875 THAT'S REALLY FUCKING UNFAIR. 93 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:33,157 HEY, YOU LIKE THE LADIES, RIGHT? 94 00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:36,916 SURE YOU DO. 95 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:38,999 HEY, UH-UH-UH. 96 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,082 YOU AND ME. HOP AND POP. 97 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,167 CLEARWATER CASINO NORTH OF THE BORDER. 98 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,165 DRIVE UP, FLY BACK. 99 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:45,249 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 100 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,249 I'M EASY. 101 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,917 ACTUALLY, I KNOW SOME MATES IN CLEARWATER. 102 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,167 HERE. YOU MIGHT WANT TO ASK FOR A LATE LUNCH. 103 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:56,333 WHERE'S BETTY? 104 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:58,749 INCAPACITATED. 105 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,000 SHE'S WORKING ON IT. 106 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,707 [BANGING] 107 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:02,917 HELLO? 108 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:05,834 THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE. 109 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:12,916 FATE ISN'T ALWAYS FICKLE. 110 00:05:12,917 --> 00:05:15,625 SOMETIMES IT STICKS TO WHAT IT KNOWS. 111 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:18,125 THANKS FOR THE RIDE, JOY. 112 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,875 I ASKED YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT. 113 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:24,999 IT'S YOUR NAME. 114 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,624 DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR NAME? 115 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:27,958 YEAH, I LIKE MY NAME FINE, 116 00:05:27,959 --> 00:05:29,249 BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY IT 117 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,165 UNLESS SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHAT IT IS. 118 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:33,040 GOT IT? 119 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,541 YOU MIGHT WANT TO NOD OR SOMETHING 120 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,042 TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I'VE SPOKEN. 121 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:39,249 THANK YOU. 122 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,375 NOW, CAN I GO? 123 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:43,375 YES. 124 00:05:48,834 --> 00:05:51,417 IT WAS LIKE WATCHING RERUNS OF MY CHILDHOOD. 125 00:05:53,542 --> 00:05:56,125 I KNEW ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT MY SISTER. 126 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:59,999 I'M NOT EVEN REALLY SURE WHAT GRADE SHE'S IN. 127 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,417 FIFTH, I THINK. 128 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:05,125 HELP! 129 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,040 HEY, LASSIE. 130 00:06:08,041 --> 00:06:09,375 LASSHOLE. 131 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:15,999 HOW COULD SOMEONE SO INVISIBLE TO ME 132 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,750 BE SO VISIBLE TO EVERYONE ELSE? 133 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,124 EW. 134 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:23,457 GROSS. 135 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:26,375 MAYBE BECAUSE SHE ACTED LIKE THE PRINCESS OF WEIRD. 136 00:06:38,125 --> 00:06:41,167 I SENSE YOU'RE NOT CHALLENGED. 137 00:06:43,542 --> 00:06:45,125 ARE YOU CHALLENGED, MILLIE? 138 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:48,166 SORT OF. 139 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:51,958 COLD AND FLU SEASON IS ALMOST UPON US. 140 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:53,999 WE'RE ABOUT TO GET VERY BUSY. 141 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,207 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL 142 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:58,750 ABOUT HAVING A WEENSY BIT MORE RESPONSIBILITY? 143 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:03,041 OKAY. 144 00:07:03,042 --> 00:07:04,791 THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 145 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,290 UNITED INSURANCE IS LOOKING 146 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:09,290 FOR AN ORGANIZED FILER WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE. 147 00:07:09,291 --> 00:07:12,332 NOW, THIS IS COMMONLY REGARDED AS A LOW-INTEREST POSITION 148 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,166 SO OUR OPTIONS WILL BE LIMITED. 149 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,040 I'D LIKE YOU TO COMPILE A LIST 150 00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:20,124 OF "REMEDIAL SKILL" AVAILS FOR ME 151 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,624 AND PRIORITIZE THEM. 152 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:23,083 IN WHAT ORDER? 153 00:07:23,084 --> 00:07:24,249 START WITH THE PEOPLE YOU FEEL 154 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:26,041 ARE BEST SUITED FOR THE POSITION, 155 00:07:26,042 --> 00:07:27,958 AND WORK YOUR WAY DOWN TO THE DREGS. 156 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:29,875 ISN'T RESPONSIBILITY FUN? 157 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:35,417 AS I WORKED THROUGH THE DREGS... 158 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,792 I COULDN'T HELP BUT PONDER THE DAY I DIED. 159 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:48,624 WHAT IF I STAYED IN THE OFFICE FOR MY 35-MINUTE LUNCH HOUR? 160 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:50,874 WHAT IF I ATE IN THE BREAK ROOM? 161 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:53,791 WHAT IF I MISSED MY APPOINTMENT? 162 00:07:53,792 --> 00:07:56,208 WHAT IF IT REALLY WAS UNFAIR? 163 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:59,833 I MAY NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SAVE MY LIFE... 164 00:07:59,834 --> 00:08:02,041 BUT THAT DIDN'T MEAN I COULDN'T SAVE SOMEBODY ELSE'S. 165 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:07,208 HI. 166 00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:09,000 HI. 167 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:11,124 MY GYNECOLOGIST CALLED, 168 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:14,749 AND HE NEEDS TO RESCHEDULE A LITTLE EARLY, 169 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,749 SO IF THAT'S POSSIBLE... 170 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:19,707 BOY, HE JUST CAN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND, CAN HE? 171 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:20,834 YEAH. 172 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:22,749 SO IS THAT OKAY? 173 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:24,249 OF COURSE. DON'T BE SILLY. 174 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:26,374 I HOPE IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS. 175 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:27,749 NO, NO. 176 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:29,458 I'M FINE. IT'S JUST... 177 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:31,250 I'M FINE. 178 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:33,167 IS IT A... 179 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,457 WHAT? 180 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:37,290 A PAP. 181 00:08:37,291 --> 00:08:38,792 ARE THEY DOING A... 182 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,624 UH-HUH. 183 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:44,541 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, EARLY DETECTION IS KEY. 184 00:08:44,542 --> 00:08:45,874 YEAH. 185 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:46,999 LAST TIME I HAD A PAP, 186 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,166 MY ASS STUCK TO THE PAPER 187 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:53,124 SO WHEN MY OB/GYN TOLD ME TO "SLIDE DOWN," 188 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,332 THE PAPER RIPPED. 189 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:57,749 WELL, HE KEPT TRYING TO PULL MORE PAPER UP 190 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:59,457 FROM THAT LITTLE ROLL UNDER THE TABLE, 191 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:01,207 AND TUCK IT AROUND MY HEAD, 192 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,875 BUT THAT KEPT FALLING OFF TOO. 193 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:07,666 I TELL YOU, WE GOT TO LAUGHING. 194 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:09,083 I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD, 195 00:09:09,084 --> 00:09:10,457 HE COULDN'T GET THE SPECULUM IN 196 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,707 BECAUSE MY MUSCLES WERE ALL TENSE 197 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:14,291 BECAUSE OF THE LAUGHING. 198 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:17,374 YOU KNOW, I THINK 199 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:19,458 THAT WAS ONE OF MY BEST LAUGHS EVER. 200 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:27,958 YOU'VE GOT 14, DEALER'S GOT 16. 201 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:29,624 HIT OR STICK? DON'T KNOW. 202 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,105 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT WATCHING THE TABLE. 203 00:09:31,106 --> 00:09:32,438 WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING THE TABLE? 204 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,874 DON'T KNOW. 205 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:35,595 YOU HIT. SOMEHOW, OUT OF THE SWEET, BLUE SKY, 206 00:09:35,619 --> 00:09:36,833 THE GUY NEXT TO YOU BUSTS. 207 00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:37,875 DO I LIKE THIS GUY? 208 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:41,207 HE'S YOUR FELLOW MAN. OF COURSE YOU LIKE HIM. 209 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:42,666 HE BUSTS BECAUSE YOU TOOK HIS CARD. 210 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:43,833 HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND NOW, 211 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,124 AND THE ALVIN DOWN AT THE END OF THE TABLE, 212 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:47,582 HE'S CRYING INTO HIS BEER BECAUSE HE JUST DOUBLE-DOWNED. 213 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:49,083 THEN I WOULD STICK. 214 00:09:49,084 --> 00:09:50,791 LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING 215 00:09:50,792 --> 00:09:52,083 CAN BLOW IT FOR THE WHOLE TABLE. 216 00:09:52,084 --> 00:09:53,083 SO DON'T LET HER SIT AT THE TABLE. 217 00:09:53,084 --> 00:09:54,500 SHE'S ALREADY SITTING. 218 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,207 DON'T GET EXCITED. 219 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,768 I'M NOT EXCITED. I'M COOL AS A CUCUMBER. 220 00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,166 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 221 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,499 ALL I'M SAYING IS, 222 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,959 YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH GEORGE. 223 00:10:03,959 --> 00:10:05,165 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 224 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:06,291 WHAT? 225 00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:08,666 NOTHING. 226 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:09,916 I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. 227 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:11,666 JUST TAKE A BREATH. CALM DOWN. 228 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:12,958 I'M BREATHING FINE, MASON. 229 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:14,124 GOOD. 230 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:15,707 LOOK, IF YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO HER, I'LL TALK TO HER. 231 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,166 I DON'T WANT YOU TALKING TO ANYBODY. 232 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,874 JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING. I'M SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP. 233 00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:22,124 NO, DON'T BE SORRY. IT WAS A MISTAKE. 234 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,749 WE'RE HAVING A CHAT. 235 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,624 NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD BE SAYING IT TO GEORGE, NOT YOU, 236 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,958 AND AS FAR AS SHE'S CONCERNED, 237 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,199 WE DIDN'T HAVE THE CONVERSATION. 238 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,720 SO WHAT CONVERSATION DID WE HAVE, THEN? 239 00:10:29,744 --> 00:10:31,585 WHO GIVES A SHIT? NOT THIS ONE. 240 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:38,208 GARY, I THOUGHT YOU CAME IN HERE TO EXERCISE. 241 00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:39,290 I DID. 242 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,457 WHAT HAPPENED? 243 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,209 NOTHING. I'M EXERCISING. 244 00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:46,041 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 245 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:48,707 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I FOUND A WAY TO WORK OUT AND READ A BOOK 246 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:50,416 AT THE SAME TIME? 247 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,374 WELL, I DO THAT EVERY DAY, GARY. 248 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:55,208 YOU SEE, OUR TREADMILL HAS A BOOKSTAND. 249 00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:56,999 CAN YOU COOK AND WORK OUT AT THE SAME TIME? 250 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,457 CAN YOU DRIVE? 251 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,084 OF COURSE NOT. 252 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,333 WELL, NOW YOU CAN. 253 00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:05,207 WHAT IS THAT? 254 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,624 A MIRACLE. 255 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,249 NO MORE CRUNCHES, NO MORE SIT-UPS. 256 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:13,792 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SIMPLY TURN IT AND BURN IT. 257 00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:16,541 [ANNOUNCER] AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO 258 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,749 FOR YOUR VERY OWN AB-SOLVER IS SEND $29.95 TO... 259 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:22,040 [GEORGE] I FOUND P.J. MONROE 11 MINUTES BEFORE HIS E.T.D., 260 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:25,874 ALMOST TWO MILES FROM WHERE HE WAS SCHEDULED TO DIE. 261 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:28,582 I'M SORRY. MR. MONROE ISN'T AVAILABLE. 262 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:30,290 DID YOU TELL HIM IT'S IMPORTANT? 263 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:32,211 YES, BUT HE'S JUST ON HIS WAY OUT OF THE OFFICE... 264 00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:34,207 IT'LL ONLY TAKE A SECOND. PLEASE. I'LL BE QUICK. 265 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:35,374 HE'S NOT GOING TO SEE YOU. 266 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,495 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT THIS IS REGARDING. 267 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,707 UH... 268 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,999 I'M THE GIRL HIS SON DRUGGED, 269 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,958 AND IT'S REGARDING HIM VIDEOTAPING ME. 270 00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:46,209 WHILE HOMELESS PEOPLE HAD SEX WITH MY UNCONSCIOUS BODY. 271 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,333 I'LL DOUBLE-CHECK. 272 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,499 A STEADY STREAM OF LIES SPEWED FROM MY MOUTH, 273 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,040 EACH ONE MORE ELABORATE THAN THE LAST. 274 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:59,040 I DREW UPON EVERYTHING I EVER READ IN PENTHOUSE FORUM 275 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:00,541 AND MADE IT MY OWN. 276 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:03,999 I WAS QUEEN OF DECEPTION AND I WAS ON FIRE. 277 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,416 BY THE TIME I FINISHED, I ALMOST BELIEVED IT MYSELF. 278 00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:10,833 AND THEN I WOKE UP SOMEPLACE ELSE. 279 00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:12,666 YOU DON'T SHOW UP FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT, 280 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,166 YOUR APPOINTMENT GETS CANCELED. 281 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,917 CANCEL MY 2:00. 282 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:20,374 RARE, BUT IT HAPPENS. 283 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:23,959 I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU SOME MONEY. 284 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:26,917 AND INSTANT KARMA TO BOOT. 285 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,124 RIGHT ABOUT NOW, P.J. MONROE SHOULD BE RUNNING A RED LIGHT 286 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:34,749 TO MAKE HIS 2:00, 287 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,124 BUT HE'S NOT. 288 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,207 EXCUSE ME. 289 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:39,208 I AM SO SORRY. 290 00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:41,166 IT'S MY SISTER'S CARD. 291 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:42,207 CALL HER. SHE'S A LAWYER. 292 00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:44,417 SHE WILL CRUCIFY THAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH. 293 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,042 UH, THANKS. 294 00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:52,999 MASON AND RUBE HAD POPPED A BUSLOAD OF GAMBLERS 295 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,125 AND WERE FLYING HOME STAND-BY. 296 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,208 [BABY CRYING] 297 00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:07,624 WHERE YOU GOING? 298 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,025 I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKING BABY. 299 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,833 I'M JUST KIDDING. I LOVE BABIES. 300 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,124 I'VE GOT TO MAKE A SISSY. 301 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:15,708 I'LL BE BACK IN TWO SHAKES. 302 00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:42,458 BUT TEMPTING FATE IS ANOTHER ISSUE ALTOGETHER... 303 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:47,332 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE SUPPLEMENTING YOUR INCOME 304 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,208 BY SMUGGLING DRUGS UP YOUR ASS. 305 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:56,959 [GROWLING] 306 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:13,082 WHILE RUBE WAS BEING FICKLE-FINGERED, 307 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:16,041 I WAS RETURNING TO HAPPY TIME WITH A CLICK IN MY HEEL. 308 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,374 I WAS STRONG. 309 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:19,999 I WAS INVINCIBLE. 310 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,874 I BEAT THE SYSTEM, 311 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,791 RIGHTED A UNIVERSAL WRONG, 312 00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:25,250 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE VARIABLES? 313 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:31,499 NOT EVEN HERBIG, WHO SANITIZES HERSELF TO THE POINT OF PATHOLOGY, 314 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,499 CAN ACCOUNT FOR ALL THE VARIABLES. 315 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,791 UH... 316 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:38,166 THESE ARE THE "REMEDIAL SKILL" AVAILS 317 00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,249 THAT DELORES ASKED FOR. 318 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,750 I'LL JUST LEAVE THEM ON HER CHAIR. 319 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,666 I WAS JUST WRITING YOU A NOTE. 320 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:56,166 HOW'D IT GO? 321 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:57,083 HOW'D WHAT GO? 322 00:14:57,084 --> 00:14:58,291 THE... 323 00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:00,290 PAP. 324 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,332 OH. FINE. 325 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,582 FINE. 326 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,457 IT'S ALL GOOD. 327 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,624 I WAS JUST... 328 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,000 WHEN DO YOU GET THE RESULTS? 329 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,999 COUPLE OF DAYS. 330 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,165 THAT'S QUICK. 331 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,082 USUALLY, BY THE TIME I GET MY RESULTS, 332 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,916 I FORGET I'VE HAD THE TEST. 333 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,417 I HOPE THEY DON'T MAKE YOU REPEAT IT. 334 00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,124 THEY WON'T. 335 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,916 THEY WILL IF IT'S ABNORMAL. 336 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,290 LISTEN, I LEFT YOU A BOSE CATALOG. 337 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,290 YOUR WORK SPACE IS LOOKING A LITTLE SPARSE. 338 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,582 WHY DON'T YOU GET YOURSELF A BLOTTER 339 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,917 AND ONE OF THOSE JELLY WRIST SUPPORTS, OKAY? 340 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,500 OKAY. 341 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,999 PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN AROUND YOUR ANKLES 342 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,625 AND BEND OVER, PLEASE. 343 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,167 OKAY. 344 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,457 I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE BABY. I TOLD HER THAT. 345 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,739 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY I'M SORRY? 346 00:16:00,763 --> 00:16:02,290 I'LL SAY I'M SORRY. 347 00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:05,165 IT'S EVERY SATURDAY FOR 10 WEEKS. 348 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,791 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING FUN 349 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,999 WE COULD DO TOGETHER. 350 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,166 I HAVE YOGA ON SATURDAYS. 351 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,667 WELL, YOU COULD DO BOTH. 352 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,750 WHAT DO THEY MAKE YOU DO? 353 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,375 UNDIES TOO, SIR. 354 00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:32,208 IT'S A POTTERY CLASS. 355 00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:33,833 YOU MAKE POTTERY. 356 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,000 WHAT KIND? 357 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,125 COFFEE MUGS, BOWLS... 358 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,249 CAN'T YOU JUST BUY THOSE AT THE STORE? 359 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,707 WOULD YOU PREFER TO PAINT? 360 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,625 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAN INTO ME. 361 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,083 [GROWLING] 362 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:01,124 JUST A KIND OF GENERAL APOLOGY? 363 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:02,417 TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN? 364 00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:04,667 HE'S CLEAN. 365 00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,457 ALL RIGHT, PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON. 366 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,041 YOU'RE FREE TO GO. 367 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,750 THANKS. 368 00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:22,542 I'M GOING TO PRETEND THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN. 369 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:31,042 I THINK SOMETHING JUST BROKE. 370 00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:34,374 [BABY CRYING] 371 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:36,167 I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKING BABY. 372 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,583 YOU'RE VERY WELL-LIKED HERE. 373 00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:43,332 I AM? 374 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,666 ABSOLUTELY. 375 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,958 I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE FIND THEIR PLACE SO QUICKLY. 376 00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:50,457 IT REALLY FEELS LIKE YOU'RE ONE OF US, 377 00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:52,624 BUT THIS PART-TIME BUSINESS... 378 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:56,082 IT JUST ISN'T WORKING OUT FOR YOU. 379 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,958 I'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU FOR ONE MORE DAY A WEEK. 380 00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,124 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 381 00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:01,958 UH, WHAT DAY? 382 00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,040 TUESDAY, 383 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,166 SO WE'D GET YOU MONDAY, TUESDAY, AND WEDNESDAY. 384 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,541 OKAY. 385 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:10,083 SOMEHOW, I WAS FAILING UPWARD. 386 00:18:10,084 --> 00:18:11,041 WONDERFUL. 387 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:13,416 THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY. 388 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:16,082 I STOOD OUT BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY ONE STANDING. 389 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,124 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 390 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,708 DELORES HERBIG. 391 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,875 WHY, HELLO, SANDRA SHERMAN. 392 00:18:27,084 --> 00:18:29,291 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RETURNING MY CALL. 393 00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:31,416 YES, YES, I DO. 394 00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:32,583 ARE YOU STILL AVAILABLE? 395 00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:35,499 WONDERFUL. 396 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,332 YOU JUST MADE MY DAY. 397 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,083 HAVE CRYSTAL CALL MARILYN OVER AT DELOITTE & TOUCHE 398 00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:42,208 AND TELL HER WE HAVE GOT HER THAT EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT. 399 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,208 SANDRA... UH-HUH. 400 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,083 SHE HAD HER LITTLE SECRET, 401 00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:49,644 AND AS LONG AS SHE DIDN'T LICK MY PHONE, 402 00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:51,208 THAT SECRET WAS SAFE WITH ME. 403 00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:52,166 FOR ALL I KNOW, 404 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:54,582 IT WAS HER COSMIC ROLE TO SPREAD DISEASE, 405 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:57,207 AND FOR ALL SHE KNEW, I WAS THE ENEMY. 406 00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,333 UM... 407 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:02,374 DELORES ASKED ME TO ASK YOU TO, UM... 408 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,791 I COULDN'T BRING MYSELF TO GIVE HER AN ORDER, 409 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,124 EVEN IF IT WAS COMING FROM SOMEONE ELSE. 410 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:10,041 FOR THE NUMBER TO THE LADY AT DELOITTE & TOUCHE. 411 00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,291 [PAPER TEARING] 412 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,250 THANKS. 413 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,541 OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, 414 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:28,417 I WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHAT YOU DID, OKAY? 415 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,707 WHAT DID I DO? 416 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:35,166 EVEN AFTER THWARTING FATE ITSELF... 417 00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:38,124 UH, NOTHING. 418 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,999 CRYSTAL STILL INTIMIDATED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 419 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,208 NEVER MIND. 420 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,166 HI. 421 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:06,083 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MARILYN SIMCOX. 422 00:20:06,084 --> 00:20:09,083 YOU'RE MAKING FRIENDS ALL OVER THE PLACE, AREN'T YOU? 423 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,083 OH. 424 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,374 GOOD. 425 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,749 BUT I THOUGHT I SAID I WANTED CRYSTAL TO MAKE THAT CALL. 426 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,270 I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL HER THAT CRYSTAL SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, 427 00:20:17,294 --> 00:20:18,749 SO INSTEAD I SAID... 428 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,124 WELL, SHE SEEMED REALLY BUSY, 429 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:23,207 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO BOTHER HER. 430 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:25,582 CRYSTAL WAS BUSY? 431 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:28,040 I'M SORRY. WERE YOU ABOUT TO USE THE PHONE? 432 00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,874 I WAS JUST... 433 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,124 CALLING YOU TO SEE 434 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:33,791 IF THERE WAS ANYTHING I COULD DO TO HELP. 435 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:37,332 I BECAME AWARE OF THE WORDS ONLY AFTER THEY LEFT MY MOUTH. 436 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,624 I LIKE THE WAY YOU SHOW INITIATIVE, MILLIE. 437 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,499 I LIKE IT A LOT. 438 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,041 I'D BETTER WATCH MY BACK. 439 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,458 PRETTY SOON YOU'LL HAVE MY JOB. 440 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,499 ONLY AFTER YOU GET A PROMOTION. 441 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,625 AW... 442 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,165 I FELT DIRTY. 443 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:56,165 WELL, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND THANK YOU. 444 00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,542 YOU'RE WELCOME. 445 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,375 YOU COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM THAT GIRL. 446 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,197 EVERYBODY'S ON THE CLOCK TONIGHT. 447 00:21:10,221 --> 00:21:11,707 LAST MINUTE ADDITIONS. 448 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,541 I THINK I SHOULD PROBABLY BOW OUT, 449 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:17,083 BECAUSE I'M FEELING UNWELL AND A BIT STOPPED UP. 450 00:21:17,084 --> 00:21:18,749 THAT'S NOT AN OPTION. 451 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,707 EENY, MEENY, MINEY, MOE. LOOK HOW LUCKY YOU ARE. 452 00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:22,457 THESE ARE ALL RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. 453 00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,499 IS SOMEBODY'S BALCONY GOING TO COLLAPSE? 454 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,040 SOME OF THESE DON'T EVEN HAVE TIMES. 455 00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,958 YEAH, YOU'VE GOT AN EIGHT-HOUR WINDOW, JUST LIKE THE CABLE MAN. 456 00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:30,249 THIS IS ALL A BIT OF A HICCUP 457 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,916 AND NOBODY'S EXPECTING PERFECTION. 458 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,757 WELL, WHAT? IS THERE GOING TO BE AN EARTHQUAKE? 459 00:21:33,781 --> 00:21:36,166 MAYBE IT'S A WHOLE BUS FULL OF LADIES GOING OVER A CLIFF. 460 00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:38,082 YEAH, I KNOW JUST THE ONE. 461 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:40,999 IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD TIME TO SLIP IN UNDER THE RADAR. 462 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,749 OH, UM... 463 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:43,999 I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 464 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,042 MY LAST GUY DIDN'T SHOW UP. 465 00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:49,165 I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW. 466 00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:50,834 WHAT'S THE SOUP TODAY? 467 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,041 CREAM OF BULLSHIT. 468 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,666 I STOOD AT THE INTERSECTION FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR, 469 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:58,750 AND NOTHING HAPPENED. 470 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:00,749 DO ME A FAVOR. 471 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,083 PRETEND A COUPLE DAYS HAVE GONE BY 472 00:22:02,084 --> 00:22:03,582 AND YOU'VE RETHOUGHT THIS LITTLE LIE. 473 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,124 YOU'RE SAD AND REPENTANT 474 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,245 BECAUSE YOU HAVE HAD AN EPIPHANY AND GROWN THE FUCK UP. 475 00:22:07,269 --> 00:22:08,478 I'M NOT LYING. 476 00:22:12,084 --> 00:22:13,884 SURE YOU ARE, PEANUT. PEOPLE LIE ALL THE TIME. 477 00:22:13,908 --> 00:22:15,083 IT'S NOT A BAD THING. 478 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,165 OW, SWEET JESUS. 479 00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:17,290 YOU'RE JUST MISGUIDED. 480 00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:19,131 NOW HOW'S ABOUT TRYING SOME HONESTY ON FOR SIZE? 481 00:22:19,155 --> 00:22:20,197 OH! 482 00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:23,208 CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE MY FINGERS WORK. 483 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:24,666 A LITTLE HELP HERE, PLEASE? 484 00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:26,067 WHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? 485 00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,582 HELP ME. 486 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,083 HELP ME, JESUS. 487 00:22:29,084 --> 00:22:30,083 HELP ME. 488 00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:31,666 I'M NOT LYING. 489 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:33,249 SOMETIMES IF A LIE IS BIG ENOUGH, 490 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:35,834 THERE'S AN INSTINCTIVE NEED TO PROTECT IT. 491 00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:38,707 IT'S ALMOST MATERNAL. 492 00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:41,249 [TOILET FLUSHING] OH, THANK YOU, JESUS. 493 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:44,124 I COULD ONLY PRAY THERE WASN'T ANY SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE 494 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,749 OR EYE-WITNESS ACCOUNTS 495 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:49,207 LINKING ME TO P.J. MONROE AND HIS NON-DEATH. 496 00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:51,958 I CAN'T GET THIS. 497 00:22:51,959 --> 00:22:55,541 IT WAS MY PLAN TO CALL AS LITTLE ATTENTION TO MYSELF AS POSSIBLE 498 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,083 FROM HERE ON OUT. 499 00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:01,917 IT LANDED ON MY WANK. 500 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,165 MY WANK HAS THE KEY. 501 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:07,000 THAT WAS THE PLAN ANYWAY. 502 00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,249 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING A WANK? 503 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:12,082 NO. 504 00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:15,374 I SAW A DIRTY MOVIE ABOUT A GIRL WHO HAD A WANK. 505 00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,249 SHE LOOKED LIKE A BOY WITH FAKE TITS. 506 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:19,542 WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING? 507 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:44,083 JUST MOMENTS AGO, ATHLETIC SUPPLIER MONROCO ISSUED A MASSIVE RECALL 508 00:23:44,084 --> 00:23:45,324 OF THEIR LATEST FITNESS PRODUCT, 509 00:23:45,348 --> 00:23:46,791 AB-SOLVER. 510 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,082 AT THIS TIME, 511 00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:50,124 I WANT TO SAY THAT THE MONROE CORPORATION 512 00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:51,958 IS DEEPLY TROUBLED 513 00:23:51,959 --> 00:23:53,999 BY THE LOSS OF LIFE THAT HAS OCCURRED. 514 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,082 [GEORGE] IT SLOWLY DAWNED ON ME 515 00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:58,290 THAT I MAY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE. 516 00:23:58,291 --> 00:24:01,207 I DIDN'T KNOW P.J. MONROE WAS CONTEMPLATING 517 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:04,083 THE LATEST RISK ASSESSMENT WARNING FROM LEGAL 518 00:24:04,084 --> 00:24:06,083 WHEN I PAID HIM A VISIT. 519 00:24:06,084 --> 00:24:08,124 I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS SURPRISED TO LEARN 520 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,707 AFTER MONTHS OF EXHAUSTIVE TESTING, 521 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:15,124 PRODUCT SAFETY HAD DETERMINED THAT PEOPLE WHO EXERCISE SWEAT. 522 00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:16,791 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SWEAT, 523 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:20,040 WHEN COMBINED WITH AN UN-GROUND ELECTRICAL CURRENT, 524 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,416 CAN RESULT 525 00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:24,749 IN WHAT THE BOYS IN THE LAB NICKNAMED A "BELLY FIRE," 526 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:28,083 BUT I DID KNOW P.J. MONROE WAS DISTRACTED, 527 00:24:28,084 --> 00:24:30,291 AND NOT THINKING CLEARLY THAT DAY. 528 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:34,624 THE POTENTIAL DANGERS OF THE AB-SOLVER 529 00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:36,499 WERE SOMEHOW FAR FROM HIS MIND. 530 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,999 YOU ARE NOT MY SON. 531 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,083 I DIDN'T TEACH YOU TO TREAT WOMEN THAT WAY. 532 00:24:40,084 --> 00:24:41,484 WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 533 00:24:41,508 --> 00:24:42,874 ARE YOU INSANE? 534 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:45,208 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. 535 00:24:45,209 --> 00:24:47,374 I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT DELORES HAD IN MIND 536 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:49,959 WHEN SHE SAID, "RESPONSIBILITY IS FUN." 537 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:54,083 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 538 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,749 MEANWHILE, RUBE WAS TAP DANCING 539 00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:01,208 ABOUT AN AFTERLIFE FUCK-UP WITH THE AB-SOLVERS. 540 00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:02,500 A LITTLE OFF-GUARD TODAY. 541 00:25:03,792 --> 00:25:06,999 THERE'S JUST A BIT OF A BACKLOG, 542 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,041 AND I APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE. 543 00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:16,959 I APOLOGIZE. 544 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,083 IT'S... 545 00:25:20,084 --> 00:25:21,500 THIS IS JUST TERRIBLY EMBARRASSING. 546 00:25:22,417 --> 00:25:24,125 LOOK, UH... 547 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:28,541 BEFORE YOU GO ANYWHERE, 548 00:25:28,542 --> 00:25:30,182 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE NAME OF SOMEBODY 549 00:25:30,206 --> 00:25:32,123 WHO IS MAGIC, JUST DOES WONDERS. 550 00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:34,500 YOU'LL BE HAPPY. 551 00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:40,583 I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING. 552 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:04,249 YO, I HAD THIS ONE DUDE 553 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,916 AND HE HAD THESE ELECTRICAL BELTS 554 00:26:05,917 --> 00:26:07,416 ALL OVER HIS BODY 555 00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:08,874 AND, I DON'T KNOW, 556 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:10,040 HE LOOKED LIKE THE BIONIC MAN, 557 00:26:10,041 --> 00:26:11,207 BIONIC WOMAN, 558 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:13,541 SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN, WHATEVER THAT SHIT IS. 559 00:26:13,542 --> 00:26:16,457 I DON'T KNOW WHY THESE PEOPLE DO THIS. 560 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:18,083 YOU KNOW THAT LADY ON THREE'S COMPANY 561 00:26:18,084 --> 00:26:19,000 WITH THE BIG TITTIES? 562 00:26:19,001 --> 00:26:20,165 I DID HER THING. 563 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:23,916 HER, UM, BUTT BLASTER ASS MASTER... 564 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:26,125 WHATEVER. ANYWAY, I LOOKED RIDICULOUS. 565 00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:31,583 ARE YOU HIGH? 566 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:36,458 I HAVE GOT ILLEGALS IN MY BOTTOM. 567 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,416 WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF? 568 00:26:39,417 --> 00:26:40,708 [CRYING] 569 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,500 [CRYING] 570 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,083 YOU'RE TAKING THIS AWFULLY HARD. 571 00:26:50,959 --> 00:26:54,249 I JUST FEEL REALLY BAD 572 00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:57,250 ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HAD TO DIE... 573 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,416 ACCIDENTALLY. 574 00:27:00,417 --> 00:27:01,999 OH, IS THAT IT? 575 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,240 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU SAW THE NEWS 576 00:27:03,264 --> 00:27:05,471 AND WERE FEELING SHITTY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID. 577 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:10,249 PULLED THE WRONG PIECE OUT OF THE JENGA TOWER, LITTLE GIRL. 578 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,999 YOU KNOW WHAT A HICCUP IS? YES. 579 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,249 YOU GOT YOURSELF A HICCUP. 580 00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:14,499 SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 581 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,340 SYSTEM HAS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT SOMETHING IS 582 00:27:16,364 --> 00:27:18,365 AND FIX IT. 583 00:27:19,834 --> 00:27:21,083 P.J. MONROE. 584 00:27:21,792 --> 00:27:22,999 I'M SORRY. 585 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,541 WHAT DID YOU DO? SLASH HIS TIRES? 586 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:25,959 HAVE HIM ARRESTED? 587 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,875 I JUST TALKED TO HIM. 588 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,040 MUST HAVE BEEN SOME CONVERSATION. 589 00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:32,249 I GUESS. 590 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,583 I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT. 591 00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:36,475 YOU GOT THE HOTS FOR THE GUY OR SOMETHING? 592 00:27:36,499 --> 00:27:37,374 NO. 593 00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:38,624 DID HE GIVE YOU SOME MONEY? 594 00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:39,667 NO. 595 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,750 HELP ME OUT. 596 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,208 I JUST... 597 00:27:45,209 --> 00:27:47,165 WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT. 598 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,416 I NEED SOMEBODY TO GIVE ME LESSONS 599 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:51,749 ON HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU, PEANUT, 600 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:54,083 BECAUSE I'M AT A LOSS. 601 00:27:54,084 --> 00:27:57,666 THE COIN'S IN THE SLOT AND THE GUMBALL'S ON ITS WAY 602 00:27:57,667 --> 00:27:59,083 AND I'M PLUM OUT OF WISDOM. 603 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,207 I'D START SLEEPING WITH THE LIGHTS ON IF I WERE YOU. 604 00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:06,000 I DIDN'T KNOW IF THAT WAS A THREAT OR A WARNING. 605 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:10,249 RUBE WASHED HIS HANDS OF ME, 606 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,417 BUT THAT DIDN'T MEAN I WAS OFF THE HOOK. 607 00:28:13,166 --> 00:28:15,124 IT ONLY GOT WORSE. 608 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:16,874 I BROKE THE RULES. 609 00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:19,792 THE GRAVELINGS DECLARED HUNTING SEASON ON MY ASS. 610 00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:40,750 OW! 611 00:28:45,959 --> 00:28:48,040 RUBE WAS ONLY RESPONSIBLE FOR US 612 00:28:48,041 --> 00:28:49,792 UP TO A POINT. 613 00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,749 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, 614 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,499 DO I LOOK LIKE I OWN RUBBER SHEETS? 615 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,125 YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR. 616 00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:05,295 YOU'RE NOT MAKING ME SLEEP ON THE FLOOR, ARE YOU? 617 00:29:05,319 --> 00:29:06,874 SURE I AM. SURE I AM. 618 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,084 YOU GET A PILLOW. 619 00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:10,750 THAT'S A NICE PILLOW. 620 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:13,958 SLEEP TIGHT. 621 00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:16,874 IT WAS SAD TO REALIZE HE'D HAVE MY BACK, 622 00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:19,082 IF I HADN'T ALREADY TURNED IT ON HIM. 623 00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:21,791 I'M PUTTING A PAN NEXT TO YOUR HEAD FOR THROW-UP. 624 00:29:21,792 --> 00:29:23,332 IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR HEAD. 625 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:24,542 YOU CAN'T MISS IT. 626 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,167 [SNEEZING] 627 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,999 THE BURDEN OF SPREADING DISEASE 628 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,542 DIDN'T REST SOLELY ON CRYSTAL'S SHOULDERS. 629 00:29:42,834 --> 00:29:44,040 AFTER ALL, 630 00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:46,959 THERE'S LOTS OF WAYS TO SPREAD DISEASE. 631 00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:11,750 OH! 632 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:14,125 OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 633 00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:19,875 [THUMP] 634 00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:05,167 OW! FUCKER! 635 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,125 SHIT. 636 00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:08,833 [CLEARING THROAT] 637 00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:11,959 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU USED THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE, MILLIE. 638 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,040 I DON'T. 639 00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:17,499 IT JUST REALLY HURT. 640 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,999 WELL, IT'S A VERY AGGRESSIVE WORD. 641 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,040 I KNOW. 642 00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:24,290 IT'S JUST... 643 00:31:24,291 --> 00:31:26,542 I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN. I'M SORRY. 644 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:29,165 SEE HOW RED IT IS? 645 00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:31,708 MAYBE YOU'D BETTER GET SOME ICE ON THAT. 646 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:36,250 ALL AROUND ME, THE BRIDGES WERE BURNING. 647 00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:39,333 I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN POISONED. 648 00:31:40,209 --> 00:31:42,041 HAVE YOU BEEN POISONED? 649 00:31:42,042 --> 00:31:43,000 NO, NOT ON PURPOSE. 650 00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:45,541 I HAD SOME BAD SALMON ONCE. 651 00:31:45,542 --> 00:31:47,000 I DON'T TOUCH THE STUFF ANYMORE. 652 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,208 WAS IT SALMON MOUSSE? 653 00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:50,458 I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS CANNED. 654 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:53,583 MORNING. MORNING. 655 00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:56,541 WHY ARE YOU LEAVING? 656 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,874 WELL, BECAUSE IF I STAY, YOU'LL PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD, 657 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:01,275 AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A BAD MOOD. 658 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,958 DO YOU NOT LIKE ME ANYMORE? 659 00:32:03,959 --> 00:32:05,208 WELL, NOT RIGHT THIS MINUTE. 660 00:32:05,209 --> 00:32:06,125 YOU'RE A CONSTIPATOR, PEANUT. 661 00:32:06,126 --> 00:32:07,686 YOU DISTURB MY SHIT AND THAT'S ANNOYING. 662 00:32:07,710 --> 00:32:09,419 I THINK YOU'RE MARVELOUS. 663 00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:13,124 THIS IS NOT YOUR ROLE MODEL. 664 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:15,041 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 665 00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:16,207 I'M REALLY SORRY. 666 00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:18,166 AND YOU'LL BE REALLY SORRY UNTIL I FORGIVE YOU 667 00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:20,448 OR UNTIL YOU DECIDE TO STOP DOING THE STUPID THINGS YOU DO 668 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:21,290 THAT MAKE YOU SORRY. 669 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:23,499 HAVEN'T YOU EVER TRIED TO SAVE ANYBODY? NO. 670 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,834 HAVE YOU? 671 00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:27,166 I NEED TO BE UNCONSCIOUS. 672 00:32:27,167 --> 00:32:28,457 I KNOW I PISS YOU OFF, 673 00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:30,457 BUT YOU PISS ME OFF TOO. 674 00:32:30,458 --> 00:32:31,999 OH, I PISS YOU OFF? 675 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,083 WHY IS IT SO EASY FOR YOU TO ACCEPT EVERYTHING THE WAY IT IS? 676 00:32:34,084 --> 00:32:35,457 WHY DON'T YOU ASK ANY QUESTIONS? 677 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:36,999 WELL, BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT CURIOUS. 678 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,374 IF YOU DON'T GET THIS RIGHT, 679 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:40,083 SOMEONE'S GOING TO DROP ANOTHER TOILET SEAT ON YOUR HEAD, 680 00:32:40,084 --> 00:32:41,041 AND THAT'LL BE THAT. 681 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,442 GIVE THIS TO ROXY WHEN SHE SHOWS UP. 682 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:46,250 HERE, I'VE GOT SOMETHING. 683 00:32:48,708 --> 00:32:50,999 BUY YOURSELF A WAFFLE. 684 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,291 CHERRY ON TOP. 685 00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:59,166 DO YOU THINK I'M A CONSTIPATOR? 686 00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:01,040 HEED HIS ADVICE AND STAY ON HIS GOOD SIDE. 687 00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:03,499 HE'S LIKE A VOLCANO, GEORGE. 688 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,791 HE ERUPTS, AND HE SPEWS LAVA, 689 00:33:05,792 --> 00:33:10,084 AND ALL THE LITTLE VILLAGERS, THEY RUN AROUND FOR THEIR LIVES, 690 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:12,958 BUT, YOU KNOW, HE STOPS, 691 00:33:12,959 --> 00:33:16,041 AND YOU CAN GO BACK TO THE SAFETY OF YOUR OWN HOME. 692 00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,834 HOW LONG IS HE GOING TO STAY MAD? 693 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,834 I'VE SEEN HIM STAY MAD FOR YEARS. 694 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,666 I'VE SEEN IT, 695 00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:26,916 BUT IT'S NOT, LIKE, THIS PIT-BULL MAD. 696 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,374 IT'S LIKE THIS DISTURBING, 697 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,499 SIMMERING, 698 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,083 QUIET-RAGE MAD... 699 00:33:33,291 --> 00:33:35,208 BUT HE LIKES YOU, GEORGE. 700 00:33:35,209 --> 00:33:36,667 HE'LL STAY MAD FOR LESS TIME. 701 00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:38,290 DAYS? 702 00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:39,416 WEEKS? 703 00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:41,166 WHAT WAS THAT OTHER ONE? AFTER THAT ONE? 704 00:33:41,167 --> 00:33:43,333 MONTHS? YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. 705 00:33:53,542 --> 00:33:54,583 HI. 706 00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:56,458 HI. 707 00:33:57,667 --> 00:33:59,124 WHY AREN'T YOU AT WORK? 708 00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:00,749 I CALLED IN SICK. 709 00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:01,958 COME IN. 710 00:34:01,959 --> 00:34:03,124 I HAVE TO GO WASH MY HANDS. 711 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,290 NO, YOU DON'T. 712 00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:06,165 I HAVE DIRT UNDER MY FINGERNAILS. 713 00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:07,749 YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. 714 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:08,834 COME IN AND SIT DOWN. 715 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:24,084 WHAT'S WITH THAT BIRD, REGGIE? 716 00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:28,207 YOU DIDN'T KILL IT, DID YOU? 717 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:29,999 I FOUND HER LIKE THAT. 718 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,917 ANY OTHER DEAD ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 719 00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:34,791 NO. 720 00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:37,041 KEEPING A DEAD ANIMAL IN YOUR TOY BOX 721 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,875 IS SOMETHING A CRAZY PERSON WOULD DO. 722 00:34:39,417 --> 00:34:40,958 I'M NOT CRAZY. 723 00:34:40,959 --> 00:34:43,082 THE GARBAGE MAN WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE IT. 724 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:46,207 I HAD TO CALL ANIMAL CONTROL AND THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT 725 00:34:46,208 --> 00:34:47,448 BEFORE SOMEONE WOULD PICK IT UP. 726 00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:50,250 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT? 727 00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:54,417 I DON'T LIKE WHERE WE'RE HEADED. 728 00:34:56,209 --> 00:34:57,250 I DON'T. 729 00:34:58,625 --> 00:35:01,333 I HATE IT SO MUCH. 730 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,000 I LOVE YOU, REGGIE. 731 00:35:10,042 --> 00:35:11,374 EVERY TIME I TALK TO YOU, 732 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:14,749 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE THESE LITTLE RATS IN A CAGE 733 00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:18,166 AND WE KEEP TOUCHING THAT GODDAMN BAR 734 00:35:18,167 --> 00:35:20,290 AND WE KEEP GETTING SHOCKED 735 00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:21,834 AND WE DON'T... 736 00:35:23,084 --> 00:35:24,875 F-ING LEARN. 737 00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:29,625 DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU TIRED? 738 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,583 BECAUSE I'M TIRED. 739 00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:59,084 YOU MISSED ME, MOTHERFUCKER! 740 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:02,332 DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT? 741 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:03,791 DID YOU SEE THAT THING FALL DOWN? 742 00:36:03,792 --> 00:36:05,083 YOU HAVE A FLAT TIRE. 743 00:36:05,084 --> 00:36:06,165 I DIDN'T DO NOTHING. 744 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,806 I WALKED OUT MY TRUCK, THE SHIT FELL DOWN. 745 00:36:07,830 --> 00:36:09,124 MAY I HAVE SOME JUICE? 746 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,365 THESE LITTLE BRATS EGGED MY CAR, 747 00:36:10,389 --> 00:36:12,208 AND I WAS GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS, BUT... 748 00:36:12,209 --> 00:36:13,624 THEN THIS BITCH COMES UP TO ME. 749 00:36:13,625 --> 00:36:14,999 $25 TICKET. 750 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,958 SO? PAY THE DAMN TICKET. 751 00:36:16,959 --> 00:36:18,159 THIS HAS BEEN A FUCKED-UP WEEK. 752 00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:19,791 IN THAT MOMENT, 753 00:36:19,792 --> 00:36:22,332 I UNDERSTOOD ROXY MORE THAN I EVER DID BEFORE. 754 00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:25,124 A PIECE OF THE PUZZLE HAD JUST FALLEN INTO PLACE. 755 00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,374 IT WAS LIKE FINDING OUT 756 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,165 SOMEONE'S PARENTS ARE PSYCHIATRISTS 757 00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:30,167 OR RAISED CATHOLIC. 758 00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:34,916 ROXY HAD AN EVEN SHITTIER JOB THAN ME. 759 00:36:34,917 --> 00:36:36,583 I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE PUT UP WITH IT. 760 00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:46,166 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT J.H. ARNOLD WAS THE SUNSHINE 761 00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:48,333 AFTER A LONG, DARK NIGHT OF ASSHOLES. 762 00:36:52,042 --> 00:36:54,624 I DIDN'T KNOW HE GREETED HIS TICKET WITH A SMILE 763 00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:57,582 AND SAID, "YOU GOT ME." 764 00:36:57,583 --> 00:37:00,374 I DIDN'T KNOW HE SHARED HIS FAVORITE CANDY, 765 00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:02,999 A CANDY HIS SILVER-HAIRED MOTHER IN ATHENS, GEORGIA 766 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,624 SHIPPED TO HIM SPECIAL ON BIRTHDAYS AND HOLIDAYS, 767 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:09,374 AND I DIDN'T KNOW SHE GOT HIS NAME ON A POST-IT 768 00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:11,124 ALMOST A YEAR TO THE DAY 769 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:13,792 AFTER THEIR BRIEF BUT FATEFUL MEETING... 770 00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:20,207 BUT I DO KNOW THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HIM 771 00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:22,166 SHE THOUGHT WAS WORTH SAVING, 772 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:25,583 BECAUSE SHE CHANGED HIS FATE. 773 00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:33,708 I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT SHE DID. 774 00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:39,166 EVEN THOUGH THEY MADE HER BREATH SMELL LIKE ASS, 775 00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:41,041 IT WAS THE PEANUT POPPIES THAT WON HER OVER. 776 00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:43,416 SHE'D NEVER ADMIT IT, 777 00:37:43,417 --> 00:37:44,999 SO THERE WAS NO POINT IN ASKING. 778 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,874 I SAW THE WORDS COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH. 779 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:48,835 I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD COMING OUT OF HER HEAD. 780 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,208 YOU'VE GOT A FLAT TIRE. 781 00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:52,874 I HEARD YOU. 782 00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:54,042 IS ONE OF THOSE MINE? 783 00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:56,000 THANK YOU. 784 00:37:57,917 --> 00:38:00,499 SO I BOUGHT CRYSTAL A PRESENT. 785 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,417 A SHOE GIFT-WRAPPED IN DOG TURD. 786 00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:10,084 I'D BEEN BITCH-SLAPPED BY FATE. 787 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,485 BUT DOES THAT MAKE ME FATE'S BITCH? 788 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:25,500 [SNIFFING] 789 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,360 THEY SAY IF YOU MESS WITH THE BULL, 790 00:38:30,384 --> 00:38:31,592 YOU GET THE HORNS, 791 00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:33,916 BUT WHAT IF THE BULL 792 00:38:33,917 --> 00:38:35,833 HUNG THAT LITTLE CAPE OVER YOUR SHOULDERS 793 00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:38,000 AND SAID RED WAS YOUR COLOR? 794 00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:43,833 I COULD EASILY REPLACE THE LIGHT BULB, 795 00:38:43,834 --> 00:38:45,999 BUT THE SMELL OF DOG SHIT UNDER HER DESK 796 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,874 WAS GOING TO LINGER. 797 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:49,749 WHETHER IT BE WRESTLING WITH FATE 798 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:51,999 OR ENGAGING IN THE ART OF WAR, 799 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,417 SOMETIMES A CEASE-FIRE IS NECESSARY. 800 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,791 AFTER A LONG, PROTRACTED BATTLE, 801 00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:02,083 WAS I FINALLY FORGING AN ALLY? 802 00:39:02,084 --> 00:39:05,083 MAYBE FATE DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD. 803 00:39:05,084 --> 00:39:08,124 MAYBE FATE DOESN'T WANT THE LAST WORD. 804 00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:09,666 THE FIRST STEP IN TAXIDERMY 805 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:12,666 IS TO HAVE YOUR WIRES MEASURED AND CUT. 806 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:14,999 ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO HOLD THE SPECIMEN. 807 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,791 GENTLY PULL THE TIPS OF THE WINGS 808 00:39:16,792 --> 00:39:17,999 TO FULL EXTENSION 809 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,124 WHILE YOUR PARTNER THREADS THE WIRE 810 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:22,624 BETWEEN THE BONE AND THE FEATHERS, 811 00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:24,374 STARTING WITH THE SCAPULARS, 812 00:39:24,375 --> 00:39:25,624 THROUGH THE COVERTS, 813 00:39:25,625 --> 00:39:27,707 AND INTO THE CONTOUR FEATHERS. 814 00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:29,916 YOUR FEATHERWORK, AND ATTENTION TO DETAIL, 815 00:39:29,917 --> 00:39:32,124 IS WHAT MAKES YOUR MOUNT LOOK... 816 00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:33,333 ALIVE. 817 00:39:55,834 --> 00:39:57,084 [BELL RINGING] 818 00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:32,417 PENNE WITH MUSHROOMS, NORTHERN ITALIAN-STYLE, 819 00:40:33,375 --> 00:40:36,874 A PINCH OF TARRAGON, LIGHT ON THE OIL, 820 00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:38,666 TOUCH OF VERMOUTH... 821 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,375 I USE THE QUADY VYA. 822 00:40:41,834 --> 00:40:43,000 EXTRA DRY. 823 00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:46,249 NOT THAT CHEAP DOMESTIC CRAP. 824 00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:48,000 [ELEVATOR DOOR CLOSES]