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Did you cut off too much?
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You fixing the table?
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Uh-huh.
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Wobbly leg?
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Wobbly leg.
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All right, gang?
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Derek?
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Douglas?
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All right, Kev.
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- Yeah.
- Jesus.
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Ooh...
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Knackered, ain't we?
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Mmm.
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Why?
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Why? Cos we've been having
sexual intercourse
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since yesterday afternoon.
Have we not?
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Yeah.
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Non-stop body rock.
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Mmm.
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Was I good?
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Absolutely.
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Straight from the horse's mouth
- no offence, Janice.
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It's OK.
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On your way.
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Thank you, enjoyed that. Very nice.
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Happy with that.
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Let's give my little balls
a bit of breathing space. Yeah.
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He's fixing the table.
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- Is he?
- Yeah.
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What a night. Yeah.
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I'm not really bothered, Kev.
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She was relentless.
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Yeah, keep it to yourself, eh?
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Wanted to go on top
at one point, Derek.
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Imagine that.
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Derek, don't ask any questions.
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Started rolling towards me,
I was like, "No, no, please don't!"
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It was like bloody Tiananmen Square.
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Hand pump, after hand pump,
after hand pump, after hand pump.
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Good one.
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Ah! Brilliant! Don't believe it!
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Toad.
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What?
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Got a toad. Where did it come from?
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Did it come from there?
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Lick it.
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What?
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Lick the toad.
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Why?
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Good. Tasty.
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Taste the toad. Go on, Derek.
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Go on.
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That's it.
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Horrible. Dougie, I've licked...
I licked a toad.
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You what?
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I licked a toad.
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- You've licked a toad?
- Yeah.
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What did you lick a toad for?
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Kev told me to.
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Why are listening to him?
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What did you tell him to lick
a toad for, you dick?
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Ah!
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Dougie, baby bird.
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What is it?
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It's a little baby bird,
but it's fallen.
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You shouldn't
have picked it up.
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Oh, God. It's ill.
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Yeah, it's dying.
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- It's trembling.
- It is dying.
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I know, but it's fallen
out of the thing.
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Got a baby bird.
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Emergency everyone.
Look, found a baby bird.
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Hannah, found a baby bird.
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Fallen out of its nest
so it's all weak and everything.
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Call the RSPCA.
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- Oh, I can't call the RSPCA, Derek.
- Why not?
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I think you should put it
back where you found it.
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I can't. What if a cat gets it,
or a magpie or summat?
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Put it somewhere safe, Derek.
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No, no... Call Rolf Harris!
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I can't, don't be silly.
I can't call Rolf Harris.
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Call Bill Oddie.
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Call Bill Oddie.
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- No, I'm not going to call Bill Oddie.
- Why not?
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Well, I haven't got his number.
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Well, this is sickening.
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Aaargh! What to do?
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He's living in a
dream word, ain't he? Eh?
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Scruffy old bird looks a bit peaky
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and he wants to start
calling Bill Oddie up?
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A few scruffy old birds in here,
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but we don't go about
calling The Goodies do we?
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All right?
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Derek?
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What?
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- Have you called an ambulance?
- What?
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Did you call an ambulance?
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Did you call 999?
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I had to. No-one was helping
and my bird was dying.
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Uh-oh! Someone's going to jail!
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Derek, what are you going to say?
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I'm just going to tell
the truth. Joan says...
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Someone called an ambulance?
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Needing treatment?
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Yeah.
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It was for me.
I'm sorry but I panicked.
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I didn't feel too well,
so Derek called, just in case.
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All right?
So not any pain in your arms?
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No aching or anything like that?
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'Scuse me, my bird's
not very well. I found it...
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It was out of its nest.
Can you save it?
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That's actually dead.
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What?
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It's dead.
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It's probably best to leave it
where it is in the future.
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Thank you.
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Have you had anything to eat today?
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No.
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You should have a little bite
to eat, Marge, honestly.
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Hey!
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Oh, what you doing here?
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You said to swing by for lunch.
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Did I?
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Yeah.
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Well, I can't...
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OK.
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Do you want a cup of tea?
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No, I should eat.
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No worries.
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You know, I keep letting him down.
I mean, I feel bad about it,
but it's the job.
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So, sometimes he hangs around,
but it's not fair on him.
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You know, what can I do?
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Put 'em out.
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I want them straight.
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Making cakes, to sell at the
jumble sale to help funding.
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We fund ourselves now.
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And we gets the ingredients and
we makes 'em ourselves, cost them in
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and then we sells them at a profit.
Like The Apprentice, innit?
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Kev's helping, ain't ya?
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Yeah.
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Dougie doesn't help,
he keeps an eye on Kev
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to make sure he
doesn't do anything wrong.
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Ah! Oh, no. I forgot.
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I weighed the flour in that
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and Hannah said I've got to
never use that scale again.
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Why?
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Cos he weighed his knob on 'em.
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Eight ounces of
pure blood sausage...
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coming right at ya.
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Just collecting some bits
for the jumble sale.
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Bits and pieces.
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I'd have 'em every week, me.
Chance to have a clear out.
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Collect all these bits and bobs
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that are knocking about the place -
just shit. Shit in every room.
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I haven't been in that one,
I know there'll be shit in there
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that I can take to the jumble sale,
hopefully flog it.
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If they've bought it,
there's gotta be someone else
out there, but it's all shit.
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If at the jumble sale someone says,
"What do you do with that?"
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"I don't know. Why don't you
just put it there?"
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This probably looks bad, that I'm
going in these rooms when they're
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not there, just helping myself
to stuff for the jumble sale,
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but are they really
going to miss that?
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Look. These are the sort of things
I'm talking about.
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What's that doing there?
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A pot frog, stuff like that.
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Jumble.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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See ya, Derek. Bye. See you.
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Off to jumble sale. See you later.
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You got the pens?
I've got the paper.
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Where they going? Jumble?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we don't go jumble.
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No. Everything new, everything.
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Why would you even go to them?
It's all filthy.
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I don't even give to jumble sales
or charity shops.
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Yeah, we just burn it, don't we?
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Stops the pikeys getting hold of it.
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'Shelley's Marge's daughter.
Yeah. She's...'
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She's a bit of a gobby cow.
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Is that too harsh?
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No, she is a gobby cow.
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That's my ring, isn't it, Mum?
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She's going to leave it to me.
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No. We'll see.
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It's already mine, really, isn't it?
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I haven't finished with it yet.
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I'll wear it till I go.
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Yeah, but you promised me it.
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Can't go back on it now.
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My Stan gave me that.
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My Dad.
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It's beautiful.
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He sold his car to buy me that.
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Still, life goes on.
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'They're here for
the ring, aren't they?
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'So obvious, so obvious.
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'They want that ring when she goes.'
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If I could, I'd have a
word with Marge and say,
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"Look, why don't you sell it?
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"Sell the ring, get a little bit
of money and enjoy the last,
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"you know, time that you have.
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"Go to bingo, buy gin,
piss it right up the wall.
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"Just do anything with it,
just so Shelley can't have it."
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It annoys me.
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What did you say
when he said he'd sold his car?
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I thought he was daft...
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..but I knew he was the man for me.
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Must be lovely to be that loved.
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It was.
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Anyway... Better get going,
hadn't we?
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Better things to do than this.
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I've got to top up
the car with petrol.
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All right, Mum, you going to have
a lovely dinner... something?
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Come on.
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Ta-ta, then.
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Who wants a cup of tea? Yeah?
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- Hey.
- Ready?
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Oh, Tom! I'm short-staffed.
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Don't... Tom!
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Forget it. Don't matter.
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No, no... Tom, stop,
hang on, come back a minute!
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Come back, come back.
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Don't strop off like that.
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You make me look like a fucking dick.
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If it's going to be like this
every day, what's the point?
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If you don't want to go out,
say you don't want to.
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I do want to go out,
but we're short-staffed.
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I really do want to go out.
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- I promise we'll go out tomorrow.
- Promise me now.
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Please don't do this, it's really...
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You don't need to get upset.
It's not personal.
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I'll book somewhere.
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Brilliant, we'll do that.
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- Yeah?
- Book it.
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Good.
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Right, seven o'clock tomorrow.
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Good. That sounds like fun.
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That's good, then.
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Yes. Now, go and do your work.
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Well, I will.
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All right.
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Just needs a new battery.
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It should work now.
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So that's the volume.
Turn the TV up with that one,
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change the channel with that one.
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Right, volume and change...
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Dougie! Dougie!
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Yeah?
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Can't believe my luck.
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Bought it at jumble sale.
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Why did you buy that?
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- What?
- Why did you buy it?
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To go with the other one.
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No, there isn't another one.
That's the one we gave away.
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That was there this morning.
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What?
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This is shit. I gave it you to sell.
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We gave it to jumble sale
to get rid of, cos it's shit.
262
00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:10,370
Stop looking over there, Derek.
That is the one we had this morning.
263
00:12:10,371 --> 00:12:11,610
We got rid of it cos it's shit.
264
00:12:11,611 --> 00:12:14,330
- We didn't need it,
now you're buying it back.
- Yeah.
265
00:12:14,331 --> 00:12:15,850
Yeah, well we don't need it.
266
00:12:15,851 --> 00:12:18,170
Derek, will you stop
looking over there.
267
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,290
- There isn't another one, you keep...
- Why not?
268
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,330
Because why would
they make two of them?
269
00:12:22,331 --> 00:12:25,092
Why would they... Let me have it.
Why would they make two of them?
270
00:12:25,093 --> 00:12:26,531
Look at it.
271
00:12:26,532 --> 00:12:28,572
Why would you ever make two of them?
272
00:12:29,892 --> 00:12:31,810
It was made in China,
they made one of 'em,
273
00:12:31,811 --> 00:12:35,450
they turned the machine off
immediately after they saw
what they'd produced.
274
00:12:35,451 --> 00:12:38,452
We don't need any more of them in
the world and you've bought it back.
275
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:41,291
It was a chance to
get it out of here.
276
00:12:41,292 --> 00:12:43,650
Right, shall I put it there,
where the other one was?
277
00:12:43,651 --> 00:12:44,812
If you want, yeah.
278
00:12:44,813 --> 00:12:45,651
And then...
279
00:12:45,652 --> 00:12:46,851
Unbelievable!
280
00:12:46,852 --> 00:12:49,210
Where's the one that was there?
Needs the other one now.
281
00:12:49,211 --> 00:12:51,692
There wasn't another one,
Derek. That is the one.
282
00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:52,811
Yeah.
283
00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:54,010
There was only ever one.
284
00:12:54,011 --> 00:12:56,050
Yes, but then I got another
at the jumble sale.
285
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:57,492
Where's the frog that was there?
286
00:12:57,493 --> 00:12:58,651
Oh, fuck knows.
287
00:12:58,652 --> 00:12:59,852
My favourite frog?
288
00:12:59,853 --> 00:13:01,131
Unbelievable.
289
00:13:01,132 --> 00:13:03,492
A chance to get rid of shit
and he's buying 'em back.
290
00:13:08,012 --> 00:13:10,130
The whole thing about this
is frustrating.
291
00:13:10,131 --> 00:13:12,292
Lucky I found that one,
if we've lost the other one.
292
00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:13,732
Yeah.
293
00:13:19,412 --> 00:13:22,011
I'm leaving early for once.
294
00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:23,691
Well...
295
00:13:23,692 --> 00:13:24,932
it's only about an hour late.
296
00:13:24,975 --> 00:13:27,654
So, going to a restaurant - French.
297
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:42,577
She's not very well.
298
00:13:42,578 --> 00:13:45,498
So Theresa's putting her to bed.
She's called a doctor.
299
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,817
And she's called Hannah
cos she's panicking.
300
00:13:49,941 --> 00:13:51,901
Hannah will sort her out.
301
00:14:04,861 --> 00:14:07,340
Hannah. Yeah.
302
00:14:07,341 --> 00:14:08,901
How's she doing?
303
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,701
Tom.
304
00:14:14,861 --> 00:14:18,260
Bloody hell, she's nice.
I didn't realise.
305
00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:20,260
I knew she was nice.
306
00:14:20,261 --> 00:14:22,019
No, you don't understand, mate.
307
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:24,099
He understands it
more than you do, mate.
308
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,459
Butting in again, mate.
Focus on your fucking plug.
309
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:29,581
It's every time you open your mouth,
you spout out bullshit all the time.
310
00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:31,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
311
00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,461
You're one boring prat!
312
00:14:36,101 --> 00:14:38,221
Well, I'll call you later. Bye.
313
00:14:40,461 --> 00:14:41,860
See you later.
314
00:14:41,861 --> 00:14:43,901
Yeah, maybe.
315
00:14:52,072 --> 00:14:53,432
Hi.
316
00:14:54,872 --> 00:14:56,551
How you doing?
317
00:14:56,552 --> 00:14:58,711
- Hello, darling.
- You all right?
318
00:14:58,712 --> 00:15:01,711
Oh, I thought,
I thought you'd gone home.
319
00:15:01,712 --> 00:15:03,992
Don't worry about it.
He's gone off in a strop.
320
00:15:03,993 --> 00:15:06,151
Oh. Go get him, then.
321
00:15:06,152 --> 00:15:08,151
I'd rather be here with you.
322
00:15:08,152 --> 00:15:11,632
Oh. You afraid I might die?
323
00:15:17,632 --> 00:15:19,472
"The din of work is subdued.
324
00:15:19,473 --> 00:15:21,271
"Another day has westered
325
00:15:21,272 --> 00:15:23,551
"and mantling darkness arrived.
326
00:15:23,552 --> 00:15:27,952
"Peace! Peace! Devoid your portrait
of its vexations and rest.
327
00:15:29,072 --> 00:15:31,032
"Your daily round is done with.
328
00:15:32,272 --> 00:15:35,952
"My secret penis that my husband
never knew about."
329
00:15:44,872 --> 00:15:45,831
Hey.
330
00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:47,471
Hi.
331
00:15:47,472 --> 00:15:49,912
I thought I'd bring
the restaurant here.
332
00:15:51,432 --> 00:15:52,512
McDonald's and wine.
333
00:15:52,513 --> 00:15:54,831
I can smell McDonald's.
334
00:15:54,832 --> 00:15:56,192
Yeah. You want some?
335
00:15:56,193 --> 00:15:57,511
Yes, please.
336
00:15:57,512 --> 00:15:58,231
OK.
337
00:15:58,232 --> 00:15:59,512
Thank you.
338
00:16:03,912 --> 00:16:06,191
How is she?
339
00:16:06,192 --> 00:16:08,191
Is she bad?
340
00:16:08,192 --> 00:16:10,192
I'm not dead yet, though.
341
00:16:13,192 --> 00:16:15,072
Ooh, I'm parched.
342
00:16:16,552 --> 00:16:18,951
Can you get me a cup of tea?
343
00:16:18,952 --> 00:16:21,312
Yeah, course.
I won't be a minute.
344
00:16:23,312 --> 00:16:24,792
OK.
345
00:16:35,032 --> 00:16:37,392
When you gonna ask her
to marry you, then?
346
00:16:39,592 --> 00:16:41,950
We've only been going out for a bit.
347
00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:45,472
Well, you've had your bit,
now you should marry her.
348
00:16:48,192 --> 00:16:49,592
I haven't got any money.
349
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,391
So?
350
00:16:51,392 --> 00:16:55,871
So... I don't even have a car
I can sell to buy her a ring.
351
00:16:55,872 --> 00:16:57,192
Ah!
352
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:03,392
Well... you'd better
give her this one, then.
353
00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:06,431
No, I'm not taking that.
354
00:17:06,432 --> 00:17:09,151
I'm not giving it to you.
355
00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:10,912
I'm giving it to Hannah.
356
00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:14,472
What if we don't get married?
357
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:20,072
You'd be an idiot.
Trust me, you're not all that.
358
00:17:21,872 --> 00:17:23,312
Charming!
359
00:18:34,352 --> 00:18:36,672
'It's one of the hardest bits
of the job.
360
00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:41,071
'Well, it's part of the job.
361
00:18:41,072 --> 00:18:42,871
'Well, it's part of life.'
362
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,471
Morning, Derek.
363
00:18:44,472 --> 00:18:46,312
Marge passed away in the night.
364
00:18:47,472 --> 00:18:49,311
She wasn't in any pain.
365
00:18:49,312 --> 00:18:50,792
'I can't stand it.
366
00:18:52,352 --> 00:18:54,912
'I loves working here,
but I'm always sad.
367
00:18:57,112 --> 00:18:58,871
'I'm gonna stay, though.
368
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:01,272
'To help with people
that are still alive.'
369
00:19:04,592 --> 00:19:07,070
I mean, when they're dead,
they're not sad any more.
370
00:19:07,071 --> 00:19:09,232
And I'd rather be sad
than anyone else.
371
00:19:13,392 --> 00:19:16,632
I mean, you know,
he cries and he gets frustrated.
372
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:20,632
He curses the death of his friends.
His family, really.
373
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,472
But he's, he's a professional,
you know.
374
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,711
Because it's not about him.
375
00:19:26,712 --> 00:19:29,672
He only ever asks one question,
"What can I do?"
376
00:19:29,673 --> 00:19:33,511
And whatever it is,
no matter how hard, he does it.
377
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:36,992
And it's... not easy, you know.
Cos everybody's different.
378
00:19:36,993 --> 00:19:38,992
There isn't one answer.
379
00:19:40,392 --> 00:19:43,231
You know, I've had residents crying,
380
00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:46,150
asking why on earth
are they being kept alive
381
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,512
and then, across the room,
I got a 90-year-old
382
00:19:48,513 --> 00:19:51,431
who still feels
that they're 25 inside
383
00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:54,231
and they wanna run
and jump over a wall
384
00:19:54,232 --> 00:19:57,791
and carry on their adventure,
you know.
385
00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:00,591
And I stop 'em cos it's not safe.
386
00:20:00,592 --> 00:20:03,592
But Derek,
he'd run and get a ladder.
387
00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:17,872
Hiya, you all right?
388
00:20:17,873 --> 00:20:19,511
Yeah. Where's the ring?
389
00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:20,591
Sorry?
390
00:20:20,592 --> 00:20:23,232
You gave me a bagful
of her crap. Where's the ring?
391
00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:24,151
Sorry...
392
00:20:24,152 --> 00:20:26,510
- The ring.
- Everything she had was in there.
393
00:20:26,511 --> 00:20:28,230
Yeah, well, it's not here, OK.
394
00:20:28,231 --> 00:20:30,590
I know what you lot are like,
why you take these jobs.
395
00:20:30,591 --> 00:20:32,070
Pardon? What are you implying?
396
00:20:32,071 --> 00:20:34,590
So you can take whatever
you want. Just call the police.
397
00:20:34,591 --> 00:20:38,350
Hang on, calm down. You're upsetting
everybody. What are you implying?
398
00:20:38,351 --> 00:20:40,352
No-one's stolen it. Tom's got it.
399
00:20:40,353 --> 00:20:41,711
Eh?
400
00:20:41,712 --> 00:20:43,071
What?
401
00:20:43,072 --> 00:20:46,350
Marge gave it to Tom to give to
Hannah for when they gets married.
402
00:20:46,351 --> 00:20:46,992
Oh, really?
403
00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:48,031
Yeah.
404
00:20:48,032 --> 00:20:49,712
You'd better call this Tom.
405
00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:51,671
Hang on a minute.
406
00:20:51,672 --> 00:20:52,790
Derek, are you sure?
407
00:20:52,791 --> 00:20:53,990
Yeah, I was there.
408
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,870
And she, she gave it,
she gave it to Tom
409
00:20:55,871 --> 00:20:58,310
and said, "That's for when
you marries Hannah."
410
00:20:58,311 --> 00:21:00,350
Right, well,
you'd better call this Tom.
411
00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:02,672
OK, I'll call Tom.
Give me a minute.
412
00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:12,951
Is she looking at me?
413
00:21:12,952 --> 00:21:14,472
She keeps looking at... Tom!
414
00:21:18,592 --> 00:21:20,070
She wants this ring back.
415
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,430
All right. Have you got the ring?
416
00:21:21,431 --> 00:21:23,072
Yeah. It's your ring, is it?
417
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,071
Yes.
418
00:21:24,072 --> 00:21:26,430
Yeah, well,
she gave it to me to give to her
419
00:21:26,431 --> 00:21:29,072
if I ever asked her
to marry me, so...
420
00:21:29,073 --> 00:21:30,431
Oh, how lovely!
421
00:21:30,432 --> 00:21:34,630
But, obviously, if that ever
happened, we'd get another one, so...
422
00:21:34,631 --> 00:21:37,632
Yeah, good, get another one.
Give me the ring. Thank you.
423
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:42,271
It's not fair. It's not fair!
424
00:21:42,272 --> 00:21:45,430
It's not your ring.
Marge gave it to him to give to her.
425
00:21:45,431 --> 00:21:47,270
It's nothing to do with you.
426
00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:49,152
Sorry, should he even
be working here?
427
00:21:49,153 --> 00:21:51,271
What? Sorry, what do you mean?
428
00:21:51,272 --> 00:21:52,511
Well, you know...
429
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,871
What? Just say it.
430
00:21:53,872 --> 00:21:55,151
Who are you?
431
00:21:55,152 --> 00:21:57,350
I'm her daughter,
that's who I am. Who are you?
432
00:21:57,351 --> 00:21:58,792
You must be proud of yourself.
433
00:21:58,793 --> 00:22:00,231
I am, actually!
434
00:22:00,232 --> 00:22:02,710
Like a fucking magpie, coming in,
getting anything shiny.
435
00:22:02,711 --> 00:22:05,790
You didn't give a shit about your
mam. Hannah's been looking after her.
436
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,350
I've been very busy, actually.
437
00:22:07,351 --> 00:22:08,510
Oh, you've been busy?
438
00:22:08,511 --> 00:22:10,910
Doesn't matter any more, does it?
Your mam's dead.
439
00:22:10,911 --> 00:22:12,950
- You've got your ring, haven't you?
- Yes.
440
00:22:12,951 --> 00:22:16,430
Lovely, that. You've got the ring.
Fuck off, then! Fuck off!
441
00:22:16,431 --> 00:22:17,630
All right, thank you.
442
00:22:17,631 --> 00:22:18,790
Fuck off! You and all!
443
00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:21,070
I tell you what,
take your box with you, as well.
444
00:22:21,071 --> 00:22:24,590
It's your mam's memories here. You
don't give a shit about that, do you?
445
00:22:24,591 --> 00:22:25,792
Fucking makes me sick!
446
00:22:25,793 --> 00:22:26,911
Come on!
447
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:30,232
Fucking hell, as if she needs
jewellery. Mr fucking T!
448
00:22:37,072 --> 00:22:38,672
I'd better get on.
449
00:22:46,952 --> 00:22:48,631
Good work, mate.
450
00:22:48,632 --> 00:22:49,711
What?
451
00:22:49,712 --> 00:22:51,432
Don't let 'em put chains on you.
452
00:22:51,433 --> 00:22:54,911
Huh? Nah, remain
a lone ranger like me.
453
00:22:54,912 --> 00:22:56,991
You know, roaming the land.
454
00:22:56,992 --> 00:23:00,232
Your trusty six gun in your pants,
shooting whatever you want.
455
00:23:00,233 --> 00:23:03,511
Pfft, pfft, pfft-pfft
pfft, pfft, pfft-pfft!
456
00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:05,910
Have you ever actually had sex
with an actual woman?
457
00:23:05,911 --> 00:23:08,432
I mean, like an intelligent,
attractive, non-mental,
458
00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:12,271
non-alky,
non-drug addict, sentient woman?
459
00:23:12,272 --> 00:23:13,991
What does that leave?
460
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:16,071
Like, a normal girl.
461
00:23:16,072 --> 00:23:17,952
We can't all be that fussy, mate.
462
00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,871
Good catching up.
463
00:23:20,872 --> 00:23:22,152
Adios, amigo.
464
00:23:48,239 --> 00:23:55,029
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