1 00:00:06,110 --> 00:00:28,630 [Music] 2 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:28,640 3 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:29,269 let's keep 4 00:00:29,269 --> 00:00:29,279 let's keep 5 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:52,000 let's keep the music sweet 6 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:52,010 7 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:56,830 [Laughter] 8 00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:56,840 [Laughter] 9 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:03,349 [Laughter] ugh 10 00:01:03,349 --> 00:01:03,359 11 00:01:03,359 --> 00:01:05,189 i don't know what you laughing at it 12 00:01:05,189 --> 00:01:05,199 i don't know what you laughing at it 13 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,109 i don't know what you laughing at it will happen to you eventually 14 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:07,119 will happen to you eventually 15 00:01:07,119 --> 00:01:10,310 will happen to you eventually child bearing hips fat backside 16 00:01:10,310 --> 00:01:10,320 child bearing hips fat backside 17 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,910 child bearing hips fat backside sagging breasts 18 00:01:13,910 --> 00:01:13,920 19 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,830 do you know what it'd feel like when the 20 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:15,840 do you know what it'd feel like when the 21 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,990 do you know what it'd feel like when the size of your waist measure the same as 22 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:18,000 size of your waist measure the same as 23 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,710 size of your waist measure the same as your hip 24 00:01:18,710 --> 00:01:18,720 your hip 25 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,109 your hip huh and your breasts can hold a 26 00:01:21,109 --> 00:01:21,119 huh and your breasts can hold a 27 00:01:21,119 --> 00:01:23,590 huh and your breasts can hold a conversation with your belly button 28 00:01:23,590 --> 00:01:23,600 conversation with your belly button 29 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,710 conversation with your belly button wait hey don't stand around 30 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:26,720 wait hey don't stand around 31 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,789 wait hey don't stand around looking glow cause it's saturday and we 32 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:28,799 looking glow cause it's saturday and we 33 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:30,390 looking glow cause it's saturday and we have come it's a wonderful day and we're 34 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:30,400 have come it's a wonderful day and we're 35 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,749 have come it's a wonderful day and we're bright and we're married the lions have 36 00:01:31,749 --> 00:01:31,759 bright and we're married the lions have 37 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,270 bright and we're married the lions have to rhyme so i use my dictionary from the 38 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:33,280 to rhyme so i use my dictionary from the 39 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,109 to rhyme so i use my dictionary from the special emcee with the silver tongue and 40 00:01:35,109 --> 00:01:35,119 special emcee with the silver tongue and 41 00:01:35,119 --> 00:01:35,830 special emcee with the silver tongue and i like to say 42 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:35,840 i like to say 43 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,350 i like to say good morning mum no guy you can't see 44 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:39,360 good morning mum no guy you can't see 45 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,469 good morning mum no guy you can't see that's fresh now what's wrong with you 46 00:01:40,469 --> 00:01:40,479 that's fresh now what's wrong with you 47 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:41,830 that's fresh now what's wrong with you why not because you're always stealing 48 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:41,840 why not because you're always stealing 49 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,389 why not because you're always stealing me all right 50 00:01:42,389 --> 00:01:42,399 me all right 51 00:01:42,399 --> 00:01:44,310 me all right all right all right enough it doesn't 52 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:44,320 all right all right enough it doesn't 53 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,590 all right all right enough it doesn't matter 54 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:45,600 matter 55 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,630 matter you're right yes mom 56 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:48,640 you're right yes mom 57 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,149 you're right yes mom where have you put my red sweatshirt i 58 00:01:50,149 --> 00:01:50,159 where have you put my red sweatshirt i 59 00:01:50,159 --> 00:01:52,310 where have you put my red sweatshirt i ain't put your red sweatshirt nowhere 60 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:52,320 ain't put your red sweatshirt nowhere 61 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,590 ain't put your red sweatshirt nowhere it must be still lying on the floor 62 00:01:53,590 --> 00:01:53,600 it must be still lying on the floor 63 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:54,950 it must be still lying on the floor where you left it but my mom's going to 64 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:54,960 where you left it but my mom's going to 65 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,749 where you left it but my mom's going to wear that today 66 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:55,759 wear that today 67 00:01:55,759 --> 00:01:58,310 wear that today what's stopping you because it's dirty 68 00:01:58,310 --> 00:01:58,320 what's stopping you because it's dirty 69 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,749 what's stopping you because it's dirty sean 70 00:01:59,749 --> 00:01:59,759 sean 71 00:01:59,759 --> 00:02:04,069 sean you can read write speak french 72 00:02:04,069 --> 00:02:04,079 you can read write speak french 73 00:02:04,079 --> 00:02:06,709 you can read write speak french program a computer um you can do all 74 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:06,719 program a computer um you can do all 75 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:07,270 program a computer um you can do all that 76 00:02:07,270 --> 00:02:07,280 that 77 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,710 that but you still can't put your dirty 78 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:08,720 but you still can't put your dirty 79 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:09,990 but you still can't put your dirty clothes in the washing machine and turn 80 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:10,000 clothes in the washing machine and turn 81 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,430 clothes in the washing machine and turn it on 82 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:13,440 83 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:16,470 yes i can then do it while you're at it 84 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:16,480 yes i can then do it while you're at it 85 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,229 yes i can then do it while you're at it i want you to wash the dishes tidy your 86 00:02:18,229 --> 00:02:18,239 i want you to wash the dishes tidy your 87 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:18,630 i want you to wash the dishes tidy your room 88 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:18,640 room 89 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:23,910 room and clean your teeth see him 90 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:23,920 91 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:27,190 that's not fair life is not fair 92 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:27,200 that's not fair life is not fair 93 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,430 that's not fair life is not fair oh well done mum it's about time men 94 00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:29,440 oh well done mum it's about time men 95 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,869 oh well done mum it's about time men took more responsibility on the domestic 96 00:02:30,869 --> 00:02:30,879 took more responsibility on the domestic 97 00:02:30,879 --> 00:02:31,270 took more responsibility on the domestic front 98 00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:31,280 front 99 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,710 front you know what are you doing doing 100 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:34,720 you know what are you doing doing 101 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,110 you know what are you doing doing i ain't doing nothing you doing the 102 00:02:37,110 --> 00:02:37,120 i ain't doing nothing you doing the 103 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:37,910 i ain't doing nothing you doing the doing 104 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:37,920 doing 105 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,990 doing i want this whole house tidy before your 106 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:40,000 i want this whole house tidy before your 107 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,270 i want this whole house tidy before your auntie susu come 108 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:41,280 auntie susu come 109 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,390 auntie susu come atti huhu you still here auntie dorian 110 00:02:44,390 --> 00:02:44,400 atti huhu you still here auntie dorian 111 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,790 atti huhu you still here auntie dorian from jamaica oh yes until the last time 112 00:02:46,790 --> 00:02:46,800 from jamaica oh yes until the last time 113 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,710 from jamaica oh yes until the last time i saw you was this big dory 114 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:48,720 i saw you was this big dory 115 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,630 i saw you was this big dory every time i seen her she was always 116 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:50,640 every time i seen her she was always 117 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:52,470 every time i seen her she was always this big and that is just the size of 118 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:52,480 this big and that is just the size of 119 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:53,589 this big and that is just the size of she moat 120 00:02:53,589 --> 00:02:53,599 she moat 121 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:55,670 she moat you're saying my sister is fat and she 122 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:55,680 you're saying my sister is fat and she 123 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,670 you're saying my sister is fat and she ain't small is she i mean 124 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:57,680 ain't small is she i mean 125 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,390 ain't small is she i mean she's like a holy damn woman back home 126 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:00,400 she's like a holy damn woman back home 127 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:00,790 she's like a holy damn woman back home yeah 128 00:03:00,790 --> 00:03:00,800 yeah 129 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,070 yeah big mothers you still here 130 00:03:04,070 --> 00:03:04,080 big mothers you still here 131 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,350 big mothers you still here i'll do that i want to talk to your 132 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:05,360 i'll do that i want to talk to your 133 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,589 i'll do that i want to talk to your father oh thanks man 134 00:03:07,589 --> 00:03:07,599 father oh thanks man 135 00:03:07,599 --> 00:03:10,550 father oh thanks man you can help sean instead ha ha shave 136 00:03:10,550 --> 00:03:10,560 you can help sean instead ha ha shave 137 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:11,750 you can help sean instead ha ha shave sean 138 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:11,760 sean 139 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:18,710 sean i'm still here 140 00:03:18,710 --> 00:03:18,720 i'm still here 141 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,550 i'm still here desmond uh-huh you think 142 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:22,560 desmond uh-huh you think 143 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:25,750 desmond uh-huh you think being fat is hereditary ah we don't have 144 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:25,760 being fat is hereditary ah we don't have 145 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,270 being fat is hereditary ah we don't have nothing to do with that 146 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:27,280 nothing to do with that 147 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,110 nothing to do with that i mean fat people is fat people in it 148 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:29,120 i mean fat people is fat people in it 149 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,869 i mean fat people is fat people in it it's just like a skinny man is a skinny 150 00:03:30,869 --> 00:03:30,879 it's just like a skinny man is a skinny 151 00:03:30,879 --> 00:03:32,630 it's just like a skinny man is a skinny man 152 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:32,640 man 153 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,910 man sometimes you talk stupidness 154 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:35,920 sometimes you talk stupidness 155 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,229 sometimes you talk stupidness baldness is hereditary like the japanese 156 00:03:38,229 --> 00:03:38,239 baldness is hereditary like the japanese 157 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:39,509 baldness is hereditary like the japanese are small 158 00:03:39,509 --> 00:03:39,519 are small 159 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:44,630 are small you ever see a japanese basketball team 160 00:03:44,630 --> 00:03:44,640 161 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,309 well there's just a characteristic of 162 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:46,319 well there's just a characteristic of 163 00:03:46,319 --> 00:03:48,470 well there's just a characteristic of the oriental man like they have slanted 164 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:48,480 the oriental man like they have slanted 165 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:49,509 the oriental man like they have slanted eyes and we don't 166 00:03:49,509 --> 00:03:49,519 eyes and we don't 167 00:03:49,519 --> 00:03:52,149 eyes and we don't yeah we have big mamas and they don't we 168 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:52,159 yeah we have big mamas and they don't we 169 00:03:52,159 --> 00:04:00,869 yeah we have big mamas and they don't we have other big things and they don't 170 00:04:00,869 --> 00:04:00,879 have other big things and they don't 171 00:04:00,879 --> 00:04:04,470 have other big things and they don't you take my hips are too big no 172 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:04,480 you take my hips are too big no 173 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,589 you take my hips are too big no you think i'm fat no you sure 174 00:04:07,589 --> 00:04:07,599 you think i'm fat no you sure 175 00:04:07,599 --> 00:04:09,830 you think i'm fat no you sure yes i think i am well i don't think you 176 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:09,840 yes i think i am well i don't think you 177 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,509 yes i think i am well i don't think you are well i do 178 00:04:11,509 --> 00:04:11,519 are well i do 179 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,670 are well i do well if you think you're too fat then 180 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:13,680 well if you think you're too fat then 181 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,310 well if you think you're too fat then you're too fat you see 182 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:16,320 you're too fat you see 183 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,150 you're too fat you see you agree with me but i didn't say your 184 00:04:18,150 --> 00:04:18,160 you agree with me but i didn't say your 185 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,590 you agree with me but i didn't say your fat is you say you're fat 186 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:19,600 fat is you say you're fat 187 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,590 fat is you say you're fat well what would you say if i look like 188 00:04:21,590 --> 00:04:21,600 well what would you say if i look like 189 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:26,390 well what would you say if i look like this 190 00:04:26,390 --> 00:04:26,400 191 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,230 well i'd say you look like a mad woman 192 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:28,240 well i'd say you look like a mad woman 193 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,950 well i'd say you look like a mad woman with constipation 194 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:30,960 with constipation 195 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,350 with constipation what is the matter with you shirley i 196 00:04:33,350 --> 00:04:33,360 what is the matter with you shirley i 197 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,710 what is the matter with you shirley i feel used 198 00:04:34,710 --> 00:04:34,720 feel used 199 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,590 feel used taken for granted i feel ugly uh don't 200 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:37,600 taken for granted i feel ugly uh don't 201 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,950 taken for granted i feel ugly uh don't worry man 202 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:38,960 worry man 203 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,590 worry man big shoes will come in later you you 204 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:41,600 big shoes will come in later you you 205 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,350 big shoes will come in later you you stand up next door you're bound to feel 206 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:43,360 stand up next door you're bound to feel 207 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,350 stand up next door you're bound to feel cheered up 208 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:45,360 cheered up 209 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,510 cheered up i don't need cheering up all right all 210 00:04:47,510 --> 00:04:47,520 i don't need cheering up all right all 211 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,790 i don't need cheering up all right all right all right 212 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:48,800 right all right 213 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,310 right all right morning days are you again 214 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:52,320 morning days are you again 215 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,310 morning days are you again and of course it's me saturday your star 216 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:54,320 and of course it's me saturday your star 217 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,990 and of course it's me saturday your star stylist is here 218 00:04:55,990 --> 00:04:56,000 stylist is here 219 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,350 stylist is here mind you you're lucky i am last night 220 00:04:59,350 --> 00:04:59,360 mind you you're lucky i am last night 221 00:04:59,360 --> 00:04:59,909 mind you you're lucky i am last night right 222 00:04:59,909 --> 00:04:59,919 right 223 00:04:59,919 --> 00:05:01,830 right i'll get a call from this new client now 224 00:05:01,830 --> 00:05:01,840 i'll get a call from this new client now 225 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,189 i'll get a call from this new client now i don't want to go around her place 226 00:05:03,189 --> 00:05:03,199 i don't want to go around her place 227 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:04,550 i don't want to go around her place but she says to me she wants to show me 228 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:04,560 but she says to me she wants to show me 229 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,230 but she says to me she wants to show me a record collection and why don't i 230 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:06,240 a record collection and why don't i 231 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,150 a record collection and why don't i bring a few of mine 232 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:08,160 bring a few of mine 233 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,390 bring a few of mine well that was an offer i couldn't refuse 234 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:10,400 well that was an offer i couldn't refuse 235 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,830 well that was an offer i couldn't refuse i thought sony 236 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:11,840 i thought sony 237 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,150 i thought sony with these gifted hands a large record 238 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:14,160 with these gifted hands a large record 239 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,749 with these gifted hands a large record collection and my good looks 240 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:15,759 collection and my good looks 241 00:05:15,759 --> 00:05:18,550 collection and my good looks no trouble so what happened shot in the 242 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:18,560 no trouble so what happened shot in the 243 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:19,590 no trouble so what happened shot in the door 244 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:19,600 door 245 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,469 door and she was i mean she was just 246 00:05:22,469 --> 00:05:22,479 and she was i mean she was just 247 00:05:22,479 --> 00:05:23,510 and she was i mean she was just beautiful 248 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:23,520 beautiful 249 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,430 beautiful ah big days a big mama 250 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:27,440 ah big days a big mama 251 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,150 ah big days a big mama my name's alice she could dance man what 252 00:05:30,150 --> 00:05:30,160 my name's alice she could dance man what 253 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,629 my name's alice she could dance man what we danced all night 254 00:05:32,629 --> 00:05:32,639 we danced all night 255 00:05:32,639 --> 00:05:35,670 we danced all night oh she's got a wicked sense of humor 256 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:35,680 oh she's got a wicked sense of humor 257 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,990 oh she's got a wicked sense of humor you know what though dez it's funny how 258 00:05:37,990 --> 00:05:38,000 you know what though dez it's funny how 259 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,749 you know what though dez it's funny how you can misjudge a person 260 00:05:39,749 --> 00:05:39,759 you can misjudge a person 261 00:05:39,759 --> 00:05:41,990 you can misjudge a person especially women tony women of the 262 00:05:41,990 --> 00:05:42,000 especially women tony women of the 263 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,749 especially women tony women of the eighth wonder of the world 264 00:05:43,749 --> 00:05:43,759 eighth wonder of the world 265 00:05:43,759 --> 00:05:45,430 eighth wonder of the world you wonder what's going on inside the 266 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:45,440 you wonder what's going on inside the 267 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,070 you wonder what's going on inside the head oh i don't know about that mate 268 00:05:48,070 --> 00:05:48,080 head oh i don't know about that mate 269 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,830 head oh i don't know about that mate but watching alice dance last night was 270 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:49,840 but watching alice dance last night was 271 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:51,350 but watching alice dance last night was definitely the 9th 10th and 11th one 272 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:51,360 definitely the 9th 10th and 11th one 273 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,870 definitely the 9th 10th and 11th one they're all rolled into one 274 00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:52,880 they're all rolled into one 275 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,350 they're all rolled into one all right listen to this i bet you'll 276 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:55,360 all right listen to this i bet you'll 277 00:05:55,360 --> 00:06:04,830 all right listen to this i bet you'll never guess is who this 278 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:04,840 279 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:09,990 is 280 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:10,000 281 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:17,270 i don't know it is by but the hard tune 282 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:17,280 283 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,870 is it um healing in the palm yard by the 284 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:20,880 is it um healing in the palm yard by the 285 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:21,510 is it um healing in the palm yard by the tickles 286 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:21,520 tickles 287 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:25,510 tickles no this is dashing dashing my dashing 288 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:25,520 no this is dashing dashing my dashing 289 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,430 no this is dashing dashing my dashing dashing 290 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:27,440 dashing 291 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,670 dashing what is it it's a water garden but can't 292 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:29,680 what is it it's a water garden but can't 293 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,670 what is it it's a water garden but can't lash out 294 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:31,680 lash out 295 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,230 lash out it's how you know who it is a man in the 296 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:34,240 it's how you know who it is a man in the 297 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,070 it's how you know who it is a man in the record shop said the only three copies 298 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:36,080 record shop said the only three copies 299 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,270 record shop said the only three copies left in the world 300 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:37,280 left in the world 301 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,830 left in the world he have one i have one yeah and i've got 302 00:06:39,830 --> 00:06:39,840 he have one i have one yeah and i've got 303 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:40,629 he have one i have one yeah and i've got the other one 304 00:06:40,629 --> 00:06:40,639 the other one 305 00:06:40,639 --> 00:06:42,710 the other one there's a small world in it sometimes 306 00:06:42,710 --> 00:06:42,720 there's a small world in it sometimes 307 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:43,990 there's a small world in it sometimes pogba you're so 308 00:06:43,990 --> 00:06:44,000 pogba you're so 309 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:50,150 pogba you're so gullible we're here 310 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:50,160 311 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,749 that woman the plane was late as it is 312 00:06:53,749 --> 00:06:53,759 that woman the plane was late as it is 313 00:06:53,759 --> 00:06:55,589 that woman the plane was late as it is she then decides to go window shopping 314 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:55,599 she then decides to go window shopping 315 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:56,870 she then decides to go window shopping no i don't mind 316 00:06:56,870 --> 00:06:56,880 no i don't mind 317 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,110 no i don't mind but we hadn't even left the airport yet 318 00:06:59,110 --> 00:06:59,120 but we hadn't even left the airport yet 319 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,390 but we hadn't even left the airport yet i should bring all this fruit 320 00:07:00,390 --> 00:07:00,400 i should bring all this fruit 321 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,390 i should bring all this fruit why we can get all this stuff done pekka 322 00:07:02,390 --> 00:07:02,400 why we can get all this stuff done pekka 323 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,590 why we can get all this stuff done pekka moc 324 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:04,600 moc 325 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,410 moc [Music] 326 00:07:05,410 --> 00:07:05,420 [Music] 327 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:07,510 [Music] [Applause] 328 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:07,520 [Applause] 329 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:11,510 [Applause] is that you yes that is me 330 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:11,520 is that you yes that is me 331 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:16,150 is that you yes that is me close your mouth you'll catch flies so 332 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:16,160 close your mouth you'll catch flies so 333 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,309 close your mouth you'll catch flies so we finally see the shop 334 00:07:18,309 --> 00:07:18,319 we finally see the shop 335 00:07:18,319 --> 00:07:20,550 we finally see the shop it's smallies it look bigger in the 336 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:20,560 it's smallies it look bigger in the 337 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,150 it's smallies it look bigger in the photograph 338 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:22,160 photograph 339 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,390 photograph so what's she there ah hold on i'll go 340 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:24,400 so what's she there ah hold on i'll go 341 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,270 so what's she there ah hold on i'll go get you 342 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:25,280 get you 343 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:30,230 get you charlie susuka 344 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:30,240 charlie susuka 345 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,029 charlie susuka thank you michael that boy of yours is 346 00:07:33,029 --> 00:07:33,039 thank you michael that boy of yours is 347 00:07:33,039 --> 00:07:35,189 thank you michael that boy of yours is strong you see it 348 00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:35,199 strong you see it 349 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:37,510 strong you see it okay listen i've got an appointment with 350 00:07:37,510 --> 00:07:37,520 okay listen i've got an appointment with 351 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,029 okay listen i've got an appointment with a mortgage class i've got a giant 352 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:39,039 a mortgage class i've got a giant 353 00:07:39,039 --> 00:07:42,230 a mortgage class i've got a giant backside i come all this way to see my 354 00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:42,240 backside i come all this way to see my 355 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,670 backside i come all this way to see my little nephew and him telling me more 356 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:43,680 little nephew and him telling me more 357 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,670 little nephew and him telling me more clients and maggie johnson 358 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:45,680 clients and maggie johnson 359 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:50,629 clients and maggie johnson now listen 360 00:07:50,629 --> 00:07:50,639 361 00:07:50,639 --> 00:07:54,390 now desmond you're going to introduce me 362 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:54,400 now desmond you're going to introduce me 363 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,830 now desmond you're going to introduce me ah this is tony our stylist this is a 364 00:07:57,830 --> 00:07:57,840 ah this is tony our stylist this is a 365 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,029 ah this is tony our stylist this is a mango tony 366 00:08:01,029 --> 00:08:01,039 367 00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:04,710 yeah i know what it is hello the man of 368 00:08:04,710 --> 00:08:04,720 yeah i know what it is hello the man of 369 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,510 yeah i know what it is hello the man of a foreign puppy 370 00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:07,520 a foreign puppy 371 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:17,029 a foreign puppy whatever happened to our phone box 372 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:17,039 373 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:18,869 people only call me doreen when them get 374 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:18,879 people only call me doreen when them get 375 00:08:18,879 --> 00:08:20,300 people only call me doreen when them get angry 376 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:20,310 angry 377 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:21,749 angry [Music] 378 00:08:21,749 --> 00:08:21,759 [Music] 379 00:08:21,759 --> 00:08:24,830 [Music] turn round make me look fine you're too 380 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:24,840 turn round make me look fine you're too 381 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,589 turn round make me look fine you're too skinny 382 00:08:27,589 --> 00:08:27,599 skinny 383 00:08:27,599 --> 00:08:30,790 skinny poor pie big d it's who you're calling 384 00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:30,800 poor pie big d it's who you're calling 385 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,510 poor pie big d it's who you're calling big 386 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:31,520 big 387 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,949 big i can't see me skinny no yeah man 388 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:34,959 i can't see me skinny no yeah man 389 00:08:34,959 --> 00:08:37,110 i can't see me skinny no yeah man your mom i can see that when there's 390 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:37,120 your mom i can see that when there's 391 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,469 your mom i can see that when there's mother telling me you was coming for 392 00:08:38,469 --> 00:08:38,479 mother telling me you was coming for 393 00:08:38,479 --> 00:08:40,709 mother telling me you was coming for your own may never believe him why not 394 00:08:40,709 --> 00:08:40,719 your own may never believe him why not 395 00:08:40,719 --> 00:08:42,630 your own may never believe him why not because whenever they think maxwell 396 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:42,640 because whenever they think maxwell 397 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:43,750 because whenever they think maxwell would let you go 398 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:43,760 would let you go 399 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:46,870 would let you go oxwell he saw that you died 400 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:46,880 oxwell he saw that you died 401 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,150 oxwell he saw that you died your husband he needs history him god 402 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:50,160 your husband he needs history him god 403 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:56,790 your husband he needs history him god clear somebody looking for another man 404 00:08:56,790 --> 00:08:56,800 405 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,990 we can't have your bags clutching up the 406 00:08:57,990 --> 00:08:58,000 we can't have your bags clutching up the 407 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,670 we can't have your bags clutching up the place we've got a business to run i 408 00:08:59,670 --> 00:08:59,680 place we've got a business to run i 409 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,110 place we've got a business to run i never put them there you did 410 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:01,120 never put them there you did 411 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,190 never put them there you did look just put them in the spare room 412 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:03,200 look just put them in the spare room 413 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,829 look just put them in the spare room it's a good boy dance man 414 00:09:06,829 --> 00:09:06,839 415 00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:28,710 sean 416 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:28,720 417 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,910 thank you are you lose weight 418 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:31,920 thank you are you lose weight 419 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:35,110 thank you are you lose weight thank you i mean you think nobody 420 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:35,120 thank you i mean you think nobody 421 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,350 thank you i mean you think nobody i didn't notice you wanna come down the 422 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:37,360 i didn't notice you wanna come down the 423 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,870 i didn't notice you wanna come down the domino club with me tonight 424 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:38,880 domino club with me tonight 425 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,350 domino club with me tonight damino i never come to england to play a 426 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:41,360 damino i never come to england to play a 427 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,910 damino i never come to england to play a domino it's a plenty of damn in obama 428 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:43,920 domino it's a plenty of damn in obama 429 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,829 domino it's a plenty of damn in obama now let her get settled down first pork 430 00:09:45,829 --> 00:09:45,839 now let her get settled down first pork 431 00:09:45,839 --> 00:09:46,230 now let her get settled down first pork pie 432 00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:46,240 pie 433 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,389 pie i will take your sightseeing i'll never 434 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:48,399 i will take your sightseeing i'll never 435 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:55,670 i will take your sightseeing i'll never come here for 436 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:55,680 437 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,430 let me take you to a dance and we can 438 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:57,440 let me take you to a dance and we can 439 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,829 let me take you to a dance and we can boogie and think not rest yourself poor 440 00:09:59,829 --> 00:09:59,839 boogie and think not rest yourself poor 441 00:09:59,839 --> 00:10:01,190 boogie and think not rest yourself poor pie 442 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:01,200 pie 443 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,470 pie it's a different thing me want it's an 444 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:04,480 it's a different thing me want it's an 445 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,389 it's a different thing me want it's an intellectual man i want to choke me 446 00:10:06,389 --> 00:10:06,399 intellectual man i want to choke me 447 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:07,829 intellectual man i want to choke me around 448 00:10:07,829 --> 00:10:07,839 around 449 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:09,030 around go around here you're gonna find an 450 00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:09,040 go around here you're gonna find an 451 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,269 go around here you're gonna find an intellectual man matthew is intelligent 452 00:10:11,269 --> 00:10:11,279 intellectual man matthew is intelligent 453 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:13,269 intellectual man matthew is intelligent matthew is an idiot matthew can speak 454 00:10:13,269 --> 00:10:13,279 matthew is an idiot matthew can speak 455 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,670 matthew is an idiot matthew can speak for himself 456 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:15,680 for himself 457 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:20,949 for himself how do you do so where do you comes from 458 00:10:20,949 --> 00:10:20,959 how do you do so where do you comes from 459 00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:23,509 how do you do so where do you comes from the gambia you know home of contact 460 00:10:23,509 --> 00:10:23,519 the gambia you know home of contact 461 00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:26,150 the gambia you know home of contact you're a prince 462 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:26,160 you're a prince 463 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,110 you're a prince he's a student you want some further 464 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:29,120 he's a student you want some further 465 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,630 he's a student you want some further education 466 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:30,640 education 467 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,670 education what you doing tonight going out with me 468 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:33,680 what you doing tonight going out with me 469 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:36,310 what you doing tonight going out with me a hoop who else what about your two 470 00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:36,320 a hoop who else what about your two 471 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:36,870 a hoop who else what about your two wives 472 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:36,880 wives 473 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,590 wives and kids well you know what they say 474 00:10:39,590 --> 00:10:39,600 and kids well you know what they say 475 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,430 and kids well you know what they say when the cats and mice are away 476 00:10:41,430 --> 00:10:41,440 when the cats and mice are away 477 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,949 when the cats and mice are away the lion will play i'll pick you up at 478 00:10:44,949 --> 00:10:44,959 the lion will play i'll pick you up at 479 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:55,110 the lion will play i'll pick you up at 8. 480 00:10:55,110 --> 00:10:55,120 481 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,670 sure you have anything i can wear 482 00:10:57,670 --> 00:10:57,680 sure you have anything i can wear 483 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:58,470 sure you have anything i can wear tonight 484 00:10:58,470 --> 00:10:58,480 tonight 485 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,389 tonight you mean to tell me you bring three big 486 00:11:00,389 --> 00:11:00,399 you mean to tell me you bring three big 487 00:11:00,399 --> 00:11:02,389 you mean to tell me you bring three big suitcases i ain't got nothing to wear 488 00:11:02,389 --> 00:11:02,399 suitcases i ain't got nothing to wear 489 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:05,350 suitcases i ain't got nothing to wear suit get them do i have a thing in them 490 00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:05,360 suit get them do i have a thing in them 491 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,030 suit get them do i have a thing in them they have a little summer dressing thing 492 00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:07,040 they have a little summer dressing thing 493 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,870 they have a little summer dressing thing and since me is in england mina silly 494 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:08,880 and since me is in england mina silly 495 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:09,509 and since me is in england mina silly the sun 496 00:11:09,509 --> 00:11:09,519 the sun 497 00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:13,110 the sun okay look in my bedroom any wardrobe 498 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:13,120 okay look in my bedroom any wardrobe 499 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,509 okay look in my bedroom any wardrobe england is an expensive country you know 500 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:15,519 england is an expensive country you know 501 00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:17,190 england is an expensive country you know you're telling me well may only bring a 502 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:17,200 you're telling me well may only bring a 503 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,870 you're telling me well may only bring a little fusion in for spanish you want 504 00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:18,880 little fusion in for spanish you want 505 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,630 little fusion in for spanish you want some money you took the lord's word out 506 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:20,640 some money you took the lord's word out 507 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,069 some money you took the lord's word out of my mouth 508 00:11:22,069 --> 00:11:22,079 of my mouth 509 00:11:22,079 --> 00:11:23,910 of my mouth so you think you're the lion and can 510 00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:23,920 so you think you're the lion and can 511 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,550 so you think you're the lion and can handle a west indian lioness 512 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:26,560 handle a west indian lioness 513 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,750 handle a west indian lioness listen pogba there is an old african 514 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:29,760 listen pogba there is an old african 515 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,350 listen pogba there is an old african proverb that says 516 00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:31,360 proverb that says 517 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,630 proverb that says an old discarded sponge is only turned 518 00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:34,640 an old discarded sponge is only turned 519 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:35,030 an old discarded sponge is only turned to 520 00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:35,040 to 521 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:38,230 to in time of desperation and she is not 522 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:38,240 in time of desperation and she is not 523 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,949 in time of desperation and she is not that desperate 524 00:11:40,949 --> 00:11:40,959 that desperate 525 00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:43,110 that desperate it's so so she shot her money she only 526 00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:43,120 it's so so she shot her money she only 527 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,350 it's so so she shot her money she only just come and she shot the money already 528 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:45,360 just come and she shot the money already 529 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,710 just come and she shot the money already she's my sister what's mine is hers 530 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:48,720 she's my sister what's mine is hers 531 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,670 she's my sister what's mine is hers that's an old african proverb yes well 532 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:51,680 that's an old african proverb yes well 533 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,990 that's an old african proverb yes well i've got a guyanese proverb 534 00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:54,000 i've got a guyanese proverb 535 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,949 i've got a guyanese proverb it said old africans who talk about old 536 00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:56,959 it said old africans who talk about old 537 00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:58,069 it said old africans who talk about old sponges 538 00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:58,079 sponges 539 00:11:58,079 --> 00:12:03,110 sponges should shut up thank you sis 540 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:03,120 should shut up thank you sis 541 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:07,509 should shut up thank you sis i like your chin give me your barrels no 542 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:07,519 543 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,069 honey she says wow man uh-huh mum's a 544 00:12:10,069 --> 00:12:10,079 honey she says wow man uh-huh mum's a 545 00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:11,030 honey she says wow man uh-huh mum's a bit down though 546 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:11,040 bit down though 547 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,030 bit down though you should take her out dad cheer her up 548 00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:13,040 you should take her out dad cheer her up 549 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,949 you should take her out dad cheer her up a bit what do you mean i just take short 550 00:12:14,949 --> 00:12:14,959 a bit what do you mean i just take short 551 00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:15,750 a bit what do you mean i just take short and 552 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:15,760 and 553 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,150 and no ah west tell your audience who 554 00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:18,160 no ah west tell your audience who 555 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:22,310 no ah west tell your audience who wouldn't take out 556 00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:22,320 557 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,430 looks like auntie sue should be pretty 558 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:23,440 looks like auntie sue should be pretty 559 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,269 looks like auntie sue should be pretty busy with matthew when was the last time 560 00:12:25,269 --> 00:12:25,279 busy with matthew when was the last time 561 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:28,230 busy with matthew when was the last time you took her out dad 562 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:28,240 you took her out dad 563 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:32,310 you took her out dad how old are you sean 14.75 564 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:32,320 how old are you sean 14.75 565 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,949 how old are you sean 14.75 well just over 15 years ago no wonder 566 00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:34,959 well just over 15 years ago no wonder 567 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:36,949 well just over 15 years ago no wonder she feels neglected 568 00:12:36,949 --> 00:12:36,959 she feels neglected 569 00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:40,069 she feels neglected hang on i know somebody your mum really 570 00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:40,079 hang on i know somebody your mum really 571 00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:40,949 hang on i know somebody your mum really appreciated 572 00:12:40,949 --> 00:12:40,959 appreciated 573 00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,310 appreciated oh when's the last time you took her 574 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:42,320 oh when's the last time you took her 575 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:55,110 oh when's the last time you took her there oh just over 15 years ago 576 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:55,120 577 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,230 so our cane our cut 578 00:12:58,230 --> 00:12:58,240 so our cane our cut 579 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,509 so our cane our cut and our concord 580 00:13:01,509 --> 00:13:01,519 581 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,590 you're off are you yeah i've got a new 582 00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:03,600 you're off are you yeah i've got a new 583 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,590 you're off are you yeah i've got a new client to visit tonight oh you see that 584 00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:05,600 client to visit tonight oh you see that 585 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,389 client to visit tonight oh you see that pork pie 586 00:13:06,389 --> 00:13:06,399 pork pie 587 00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:08,389 pork pie you see the new jet setting lifestyle 588 00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:08,399 you see the new jet setting lifestyle 589 00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:10,310 you see the new jet setting lifestyle these young people live today 590 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:10,320 these young people live today 591 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,230 these young people live today so where does this client of yours live 592 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:12,240 so where does this client of yours live 593 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:16,470 so where does this client of yours live no pecum pecam is a jet set area 594 00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:16,480 no pecum pecam is a jet set area 595 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,150 no pecum pecam is a jet set area well if she lives in peckham why don't 596 00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:18,160 well if she lives in peckham why don't 597 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,509 well if she lives in peckham why don't you cut her hair in the shop 598 00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:19,519 you cut her hair in the shop 599 00:13:19,519 --> 00:13:22,069 you cut her hair in the shop oh i am gotta do it upstairs now look 600 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:22,079 oh i am gotta do it upstairs now look 601 00:13:22,079 --> 00:13:23,910 oh i am gotta do it upstairs now look here i don't want no conquering and 602 00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:23,920 here i don't want no conquering and 603 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,910 here i don't want no conquering and cutting upstairs on my premises after 604 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:25,920 cutting upstairs on my premises after 605 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,230 cutting upstairs on my premises after hours 606 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:28,240 607 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,190 funny shirley what i'm gonna give her 608 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:31,200 funny shirley what i'm gonna give her 609 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,110 funny shirley what i'm gonna give her the sexiest area in town so you can take 610 00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:33,120 the sexiest area in town so you can take 611 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,069 the sexiest area in town so you can take her out tonight 612 00:13:34,069 --> 00:13:34,079 her out tonight 613 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,069 her out tonight you're going to cut my wife here look 614 00:13:36,069 --> 00:13:36,079 you're going to cut my wife here look 615 00:13:36,079 --> 00:13:38,069 you're going to cut my wife here look des mont 616 00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:38,079 des mont 617 00:13:38,079 --> 00:13:40,629 des mont we've been through this thing before you 618 00:13:40,629 --> 00:13:40,639 we've been through this thing before you 619 00:13:40,639 --> 00:13:43,430 we've been through this thing before you cut air and i style it you chop 620 00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:43,440 cut air and i style it you chop 621 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:47,430 cut air and i style it you chop and i caress you caress my wife and i'll 622 00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:47,440 and i caress you caress my wife and i'll 623 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,910 and i caress you caress my wife and i'll chop you 624 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:49,920 625 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,870 i still can't believe it what does su 626 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:52,880 i still can't believe it what does su 627 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,069 i still can't believe it what does su see in my queue 628 00:13:54,069 --> 00:13:54,079 see in my queue 629 00:13:54,079 --> 00:13:57,509 see in my queue the man is ugly 630 00:13:57,509 --> 00:13:57,519 631 00:13:57,519 --> 00:13:59,030 well she's been out with him nearly 632 00:13:59,030 --> 00:13:59,040 well she's been out with him nearly 633 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,870 well she's been out with him nearly every night this week the man's 634 00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:00,880 every night this week the man's 635 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,310 every night this week the man's obviously got something 636 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:02,320 obviously got something 637 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,509 obviously got something yeah african proverbs 638 00:14:05,509 --> 00:14:05,519 yeah african proverbs 639 00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:07,590 yeah african proverbs father all i've been since auntie 640 00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:07,600 father all i've been since auntie 641 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,590 father all i've been since auntie susan's been here is a mini cab take me 642 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:09,600 susan's been here is a mini cab take me 643 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:09,990 susan's been here is a mini cab take me here 644 00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:10,000 here 645 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,750 here take me dear she hasn't even offered me 646 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:11,760 take me dear she hasn't even offered me 647 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,990 take me dear she hasn't even offered me any petrol money well you can afford it 648 00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:14,000 any petrol money well you can afford it 649 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,310 any petrol money well you can afford it you earn enough money so what else would 650 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:16,320 you earn enough money so what else would 651 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,590 you earn enough money so what else would you have been doing on a saturday 652 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:17,600 you have been doing on a saturday 653 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,629 you have been doing on a saturday afternoon ah 654 00:14:18,629 --> 00:14:18,639 afternoon ah 655 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:20,550 afternoon ah well as a matter of fact all right all 656 00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:20,560 well as a matter of fact all right all 657 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,870 well as a matter of fact all right all right all right i know you're a busy man 658 00:14:22,870 --> 00:14:22,880 right all right i know you're a busy man 659 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,310 right all right i know you're a busy man but you must find time out for your 660 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:24,320 but you must find time out for your 661 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,910 but you must find time out for your auntie she's family and family have 662 00:14:25,910 --> 00:14:25,920 auntie she's family and family have 663 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,710 auntie she's family and family have rules 664 00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:26,720 rules 665 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,710 rules she's allowed anything in this house i 666 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:28,720 she's allowed anything in this house i 667 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,910 she's allowed anything in this house i mean that is in trouble with people 668 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:29,920 mean that is in trouble with people 669 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:30,470 mean that is in trouble with people today 670 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:30,480 today 671 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,470 today they've they've forgotten our 672 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:32,480 they've they've forgotten our 673 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,150 they've they've forgotten our traditional values of like looking after 674 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:34,160 traditional values of like looking after 675 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:34,790 traditional values of like looking after one another 676 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:34,800 one another 677 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,710 one another all right all right all right but she's 678 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:36,720 all right all right all right but she's 679 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:41,030 all right all right all right but she's still a pain in the petrol tank 680 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:41,040 681 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:44,870 i agree where is she now i left her and 682 00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:44,880 i agree where is she now i left her and 683 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,230 i agree where is she now i left her and love her in the car they're coming in a 684 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:46,240 love her in the car they're coming in a 685 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:53,030 love her in the car they're coming in a minute matthew's in the kr with suzu 686 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:53,040 687 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,829 so um matthew she was too strong for the 688 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:56,839 so um matthew she was too strong for the 689 00:14:56,839 --> 00:14:59,820 so um matthew she was too strong for the lion 690 00:14:59,820 --> 00:14:59,830 lion 691 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:01,430 lion [Applause] 692 00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:01,440 [Applause] 693 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:10,829 [Applause] well we uh we were just having a 694 00:15:10,829 --> 00:15:10,839 695 00:15:10,839 --> 00:15:12,310 conversation 696 00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:12,320 conversation 697 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,230 conversation thank you matthew for a pleasant 698 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:14,240 thank you matthew for a pleasant 699 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,550 thank you matthew for a pleasant afternoon 700 00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:16,560 afternoon 701 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,750 afternoon it was most enlightening 702 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:19,760 it was most enlightening 703 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,829 it was most enlightening i hope that we can repeat that 704 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:21,839 i hope that we can repeat that 705 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,790 i hope that we can repeat that experience again 706 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:24,800 experience again 707 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:40,389 experience again well the pleasure was all mine 708 00:15:40,389 --> 00:15:40,399 well the pleasure was all mine 709 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:44,949 well the pleasure was all mine pork pie an intellectual mankind occupy 710 00:15:44,949 --> 00:15:44,959 pork pie an intellectual mankind occupy 711 00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:49,030 pork pie an intellectual mankind occupy me all the time 712 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:49,040 713 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,150 so how about you and me going 714 00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:52,160 so how about you and me going 715 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,269 so how about you and me going boogie in tonight for all time sick 716 00:15:55,269 --> 00:15:55,279 boogie in tonight for all time sick 717 00:15:55,279 --> 00:16:01,030 boogie in tonight for all time sick me then you want me to pick you up 718 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:01,040 719 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:06,829 yes o'clock 720 00:16:06,829 --> 00:16:06,839 721 00:16:06,839 --> 00:16:09,430 adorability 722 00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:09,440 adorability 723 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,269 adorability now you see sure if you have it like 724 00:16:11,269 --> 00:16:11,279 now you see sure if you have it like 725 00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:13,030 now you see sure if you have it like this it lengthens your face 726 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:13,040 this it lengthens your face 727 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,269 this it lengthens your face so it's goodbye round dumpling face 728 00:16:15,269 --> 00:16:15,279 so it's goodbye round dumpling face 729 00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:17,749 so it's goodbye round dumpling face hello long elegant face tony 730 00:16:17,749 --> 00:16:17,759 hello long elegant face tony 731 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,350 hello long elegant face tony don't give me all that hairdressers 732 00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:19,360 don't give me all that hairdressers 733 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,629 don't give me all that hairdressers gibberish talk to me in english 734 00:16:22,629 --> 00:16:22,639 gibberish talk to me in english 735 00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:28,230 gibberish talk to me in english you look nice thank you tony 736 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:28,240 737 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,150 what's that that oh that's my own 738 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:30,160 what's that that oh that's my own 739 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,710 what's that that oh that's my own creation now forget about afro-sheen 740 00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:32,720 creation now forget about afro-sheen 741 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,990 creation now forget about afro-sheen this is tony's gleam oh really 742 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:36,000 this is tony's gleam oh really 743 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,829 this is tony's gleam oh really it's an exotic mixture of coconut oil 744 00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:37,839 it's an exotic mixture of coconut oil 745 00:16:37,839 --> 00:16:40,069 it's an exotic mixture of coconut oil lanolin cocoa butter and a little bit of 746 00:16:40,069 --> 00:16:40,079 lanolin cocoa butter and a little bit of 747 00:16:40,079 --> 00:16:41,829 lanolin cocoa butter and a little bit of you know yeah put a little rum in it or 748 00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:41,839 you know yeah put a little rum in it or 749 00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:45,030 you know yeah put a little rum in it or we can drink it 750 00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:45,040 751 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:48,550 oh yes lovely 752 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:48,560 753 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,910 that looks lovely tony 754 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:51,920 755 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:55,030 yeah well i ain't the police yes i'm 756 00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:55,040 yeah well i ain't the police yes i'm 757 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,350 yeah well i ain't the police yes i'm sure you do 758 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:57,360 sure you do 759 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:16,829 sure you do you know it is sure 760 00:17:16,829 --> 00:17:16,839 761 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:19,990 so 762 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:20,000 763 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,909 my dress what you doing wearing a dress 764 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:23,919 my dress what you doing wearing a dress 765 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:26,630 my dress what you doing wearing a dress what's wrong i was gonna wear that dress 766 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:26,640 what's wrong i was gonna wear that dress 767 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,270 what's wrong i was gonna wear that dress tonight 768 00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:27,280 tonight 769 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,950 tonight all right i'll take it out night too 770 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:28,960 all right i'll take it out night too 771 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,110 all right i'll take it out night too late now you've worn it listen doreen 772 00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:31,120 late now you've worn it listen doreen 773 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,070 late now you've worn it listen doreen don't 774 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:32,080 don't 775 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,390 don't you're angry you only call me doreen 776 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:34,400 you're angry you only call me doreen 777 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,190 you're angry you only call me doreen when you get up 778 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:35,200 when you get up 779 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,909 when you get up course i'm angry doreen you see you said 780 00:17:37,909 --> 00:17:37,919 course i'm angry doreen you see you said 781 00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:38,710 course i'm angry doreen you see you said it again 782 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:38,720 it again 783 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:43,830 it again why you must event of course alex 784 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:43,840 785 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,270 oh why you never put things back when 786 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:45,280 oh why you never put things back when 787 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,390 oh why you never put things back when you're finished with them because i 788 00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:46,400 you're finished with them because i 789 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,909 you're finished with them because i can't remember where to put them when i 790 00:17:47,909 --> 00:17:47,919 can't remember where to put them when i 791 00:17:47,919 --> 00:17:48,630 can't remember where to put them when i finish with them 792 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:48,640 finish with them 793 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,350 finish with them no i don't know where my earrings are i 794 00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:51,360 no i don't know where my earrings are i 795 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,430 no i don't know where my earrings are i was gonna wear them tonight auntie dory 796 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:53,440 was gonna wear them tonight auntie dory 797 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,549 was gonna wear them tonight auntie dory you vexed too well you can have them no 798 00:17:56,549 --> 00:17:56,559 you vexed too well you can have them no 799 00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:58,789 you vexed too well you can have them no it's all right and i suppose there's the 800 00:17:58,789 --> 00:17:58,799 it's all right and i suppose there's the 801 00:17:58,799 --> 00:18:00,470 it's all right and i suppose there's the last piece of chicken 802 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:00,480 last piece of chicken 803 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:04,789 last piece of chicken well you can't have that back 804 00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:04,799 805 00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:06,630 why i don't understand you english 806 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:06,640 why i don't understand you english 807 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,190 why i don't understand you english people you get vex easy here 808 00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:09,200 people you get vex easy here 809 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,510 people you get vex easy here english who you call in english use one 810 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:11,520 english who you call in english use one 811 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,110 english who you call in english use one minute you want something and when me 812 00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:13,120 minute you want something and when me 813 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,549 minute you want something and when me offered to give you back you don't want 814 00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:14,559 offered to give you back you don't want 815 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:14,870 offered to give you back you don't want it 816 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:14,880 it 817 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,470 it look man you just can't come in here and 818 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:16,480 look man you just can't come in here and 819 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,230 look man you just can't come in here and take things that's not the way we do 820 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:18,240 take things that's not the way we do 821 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:18,789 take things that's not the way we do things 822 00:18:18,789 --> 00:18:18,799 things 823 00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:20,789 things you gotta ask firstly you don't have to 824 00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:20,799 you gotta ask firstly you don't have to 825 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,310 you gotta ask firstly you don't have to shout to each other 826 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:22,320 shout to each other 827 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:26,830 shout to each other you see what i mean about yous you is 828 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:26,840 you see what i mean about yous you is 829 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,470 you see what i mean about yous you is english this is my sister's house 830 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:30,480 english this is my sister's house 831 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,310 english this is my sister's house back home you don't have to ask yourself 832 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:32,320 back home you don't have to ask yourself 833 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,750 back home you don't have to ask yourself to borrow things you just 834 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:33,760 to borrow things you just 835 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,150 to borrow things you just take it if she was in my house she take 836 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:36,160 take it if she was in my house she take 837 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,830 take it if she was in my house she take anything she want 838 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:37,840 anything she want 839 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:43,270 anything she want but you see you in english everybody 840 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:43,280 but you see you in english everybody 841 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,430 but you see you in english everybody a dress is a dress the ring is an 842 00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:45,440 a dress is a dress the ring is an 843 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,510 a dress is a dress the ring is an earring i could understand if i borrow 844 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:47,520 earring i could understand if i borrow 845 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,549 earring i could understand if i borrow your car that is different 846 00:18:50,549 --> 00:18:50,559 your car that is different 847 00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:55,909 your car that is different okay okay susu you've made your point 848 00:18:55,909 --> 00:18:55,919 okay okay susu you've made your point 849 00:18:55,919 --> 00:18:58,630 okay okay susu you've made your point listen 850 00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:58,640 851 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,430 you see that dress you're wearing this 852 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:01,440 you see that dress you're wearing this 853 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,190 you see that dress you're wearing this man who's gonna take me out to somewhere 854 00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:03,200 man who's gonna take me out to somewhere 855 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:03,909 man who's gonna take me out to somewhere special 856 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:03,919 special 857 00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:07,110 special was i am taking you out no will you save 858 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:07,120 was i am taking you out no will you save 859 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,630 was i am taking you out no will you save yourself some money because i don't want 860 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:08,640 yourself some money because i don't want 861 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,070 yourself some money because i don't want to go nowhere oh come on 862 00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:10,080 to go nowhere oh come on 863 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,669 to go nowhere oh come on shirley why you never tell me i was 864 00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:11,679 shirley why you never tell me i was 865 00:19:11,679 --> 00:19:13,350 shirley why you never tell me i was going to wear this dress oh what 866 00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:13,360 going to wear this dress oh what 867 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,590 going to wear this dress oh what what do you want me to do put a note on 868 00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:15,600 what do you want me to do put a note on 869 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,070 what do you want me to do put a note on it saying hands off my own dress 870 00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:18,080 it saying hands off my own dress 871 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,070 it saying hands off my own dress this is my house i don't have to do 872 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:20,080 this is my house i don't have to do 873 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:24,710 this is my house i don't have to do things like that 874 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:24,720 things like that 875 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,549 things like that listen sure i'm really sorry 876 00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:28,559 listen sure i'm really sorry 877 00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:32,070 listen sure i'm really sorry i don't want to go out either 878 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:32,080 879 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,029 why don't i make it up to you and treat 880 00:19:35,029 --> 00:19:35,039 why don't i make it up to you and treat 881 00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:35,909 why don't i make it up to you and treat everybody 882 00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:35,919 everybody 883 00:19:35,919 --> 00:19:39,430 everybody to some take in food 884 00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:39,440 to some take in food 885 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,750 to some take in food i'll buy it and we can sit around and 886 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:41,760 i'll buy it and we can sit around and 887 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,950 i'll buy it and we can sit around and have a chat 888 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:42,960 have a chat 889 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,549 have a chat well since you're putting your honey in 890 00:19:44,549 --> 00:19:44,559 well since you're putting your honey in 891 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,310 well since you're putting your honey in your pocket what you want 892 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:46,320 your pocket what you want 893 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,029 your pocket what you want well i'll have our crispy duck pancakes 894 00:19:49,029 --> 00:19:49,039 well i'll have our crispy duck pancakes 895 00:19:49,039 --> 00:19:49,750 well i'll have our crispy duck pancakes uh 896 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:49,760 uh 897 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,750 uh prawns and chili sauce we'll have fish 898 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:51,760 prawns and chili sauce we'll have fish 899 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,350 prawns and chili sauce we'll have fish and chips oh right you know i eat fish 900 00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:53,360 and chips oh right you know i eat fish 901 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,390 and chips oh right you know i eat fish and shapes 902 00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:54,400 and shapes 903 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,909 and shapes all right fish and chips it is then 904 00:19:57,909 --> 00:19:57,919 all right fish and chips it is then 905 00:19:57,919 --> 00:20:01,350 all right fish and chips it is then that is english food in it why are you 906 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:01,360 that is english food in it why are you 907 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:04,830 that is english food in it why are you going to miss england if you ever come 908 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:04,840 going to miss england if you ever come 909 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:16,710 going to miss england if you ever come back 910 00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:16,720 911 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,789 where's michael are you downstairs doing 912 00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:18,799 where's michael are you downstairs doing 913 00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:20,710 where's michael are you downstairs doing the account he'll be up in a minute 914 00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:20,720 the account he'll be up in a minute 915 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,350 the account he'll be up in a minute i want to see a toast to my sister 916 00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:23,360 i want to see a toast to my sister 917 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,549 i want to see a toast to my sister shirley 918 00:20:24,549 --> 00:20:24,559 shirley 919 00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:25,990 shirley thank you for having me i've had a 920 00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:26,000 thank you for having me i've had a 921 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,230 thank you for having me i've had a lovely time and the next time you leave 922 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:28,240 lovely time and the next time you leave 923 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,990 lovely time and the next time you leave a nice dress lying around i'll 924 00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:30,000 a nice dress lying around i'll 925 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,230 a nice dress lying around i'll still borrow it 926 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:34,240 still borrow it 927 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,590 still borrow it oh at last we got you to ourselves suso 928 00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:37,600 oh at last we got you to ourselves suso 929 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,549 oh at last we got you to ourselves suso tell me 930 00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:38,559 tell me 931 00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:40,470 tell me how is everybody still to see i'm not 932 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:40,480 how is everybody still to see i'm not 933 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,750 how is everybody still to see i'm not influenced 934 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:41,760 influenced 935 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,830 influenced on your songs still see them they're not 936 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:43,840 on your songs still see them they're not 937 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,190 on your songs still see them they're not giant 938 00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:45,200 giant 939 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,430 giant what about rodney and daphne still here 940 00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:47,440 what about rodney and daphne still here 941 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,789 what about rodney and daphne still here not in cheers 942 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:48,799 not in cheers 943 00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:52,549 not in cheers in conversation in it tell me desmond 944 00:20:52,549 --> 00:20:52,559 in conversation in it tell me desmond 945 00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:53,990 in conversation in it tell me desmond what are you going to do with that plot 946 00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:54,000 what are you going to do with that plot 947 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,590 what are you going to do with that plot of lambda yours you're still going to 948 00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:55,600 of lambda yours you're still going to 949 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,710 of lambda yours you're still going to build a whole spanish 950 00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:56,720 build a whole spanish 951 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,470 build a whole spanish yes me is going to build a hospital and 952 00:20:58,470 --> 00:20:58,480 yes me is going to build a hospital and 953 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,310 yes me is going to build a hospital and retire you still have that fool fool 954 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:00,320 retire you still have that fool fool 955 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,990 retire you still have that fool fool idea what foolish about it 956 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:02,000 idea what foolish about it 957 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,669 idea what foolish about it the west indies have changed it's 958 00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:03,679 the west indies have changed it's 959 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,750 the west indies have changed it's different you just said it's do the same 960 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:05,760 different you just said it's do the same 961 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,350 different you just said it's do the same nothing's changed well it changed since 962 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:07,360 nothing's changed well it changed since 963 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,029 nothing's changed well it changed since your father lived here 964 00:21:09,029 --> 00:21:09,039 your father lived here 965 00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:10,789 your father lived here there's a holy parmorgan son killing 966 00:21:10,789 --> 00:21:10,799 there's a holy parmorgan son killing 967 00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:13,350 there's a holy parmorgan son killing something sean so what's new a walipa 968 00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:13,360 something sean so what's new a walipa 969 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,549 something sean so what's new a walipa unemployment 970 00:21:14,549 --> 00:21:14,559 unemployment 971 00:21:14,559 --> 00:21:19,029 unemployment so i'm going there to retire not to work 972 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:19,039 so i'm going there to retire not to work 973 00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:21,270 so i'm going there to retire not to work what i am seeing is that there's a 974 00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:21,280 what i am seeing is that there's a 975 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,430 what i am seeing is that there's a hualipa people with the same idea but 976 00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:23,440 hualipa people with the same idea but 977 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,350 hualipa people with the same idea but when them get back home 978 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:25,360 when them get back home 979 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,070 when them get back home settle down it's disappointing and some 980 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:28,080 settle down it's disappointing and some 981 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,149 settle down it's disappointing and some people can't take disappointment 982 00:21:30,149 --> 00:21:30,159 people can't take disappointment 983 00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:33,909 people can't take disappointment susu your chariot is waiting outside 984 00:21:33,909 --> 00:21:33,919 susu your chariot is waiting outside 985 00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:35,990 susu your chariot is waiting outside you booked this we booked acne book 986 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:36,000 you booked this we booked acne book 987 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,470 you booked this we booked acne book everything 988 00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:38,480 everything 989 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:48,870 everything sit down you all fool 990 00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:48,880 991 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,029 can i have a word please i'm private of 992 00:21:51,029 --> 00:21:51,039 can i have a word please i'm private of 993 00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:52,470 can i have a word please i'm private of course you can 994 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:52,480 course you can 995 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,270 course you can what is it did you take any money from 996 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:55,280 what is it did you take any money from 997 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:55,830 what is it did you take any money from the till 998 00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:55,840 the till 999 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,950 the till no way 30 pounds short in today's 1000 00:21:58,950 --> 00:21:58,960 no way 30 pounds short in today's 1001 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,630 no way 30 pounds short in today's take-ins 1002 00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:00,640 take-ins 1003 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,190 take-ins surely you borrowed tortic ones remotely 1004 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:03,200 surely you borrowed tortic ones remotely 1005 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:10,830 surely you borrowed tortic ones remotely till 1006 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:10,840 1007 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:16,310 now 1008 00:22:16,310 --> 00:22:16,320 1009 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:24,830 look are we going are we going i'm 1010 00:22:24,830 --> 00:22:24,840 1011 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,870 coming 1012 00:22:26,870 --> 00:22:26,880 coming 1013 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,350 coming still mad about the other night mad me 1014 00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:29,360 still mad about the other night mad me 1015 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,230 still mad about the other night mad me not mad 1016 00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:30,240 not mad 1017 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,029 not mad me vex keep your kettle boiling next 1018 00:22:33,029 --> 00:22:33,039 me vex keep your kettle boiling next 1019 00:22:33,039 --> 00:22:34,070 me vex keep your kettle boiling next time we'll meet 1020 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:34,080 time we'll meet 1021 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:39,270 time we'll meet dean you mean that cause i do 1022 00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:39,280 1023 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:46,470 bus later 1024 00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:46,480 1025 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,750 anybody would think that this was a 1026 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:47,760 anybody would think that this was a 1027 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:52,870 anybody would think that this was a state visit by the queen can't get this 1028 00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:52,880 1029 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,909 it was nice having you please come again 1030 00:22:55,909 --> 00:22:55,919 it was nice having you please come again 1031 00:22:55,919 --> 00:22:59,750 it was nice having you please come again but not too often 1032 00:22:59,750 --> 00:22:59,760 1033 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:04,470 sure let me take one last look at you 1034 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:04,480 sure let me take one last look at you 1035 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:10,149 sure let me take one last look at you you know that weird really does suit you 1036 00:23:10,149 --> 00:23:10,159 1037 00:23:10,159 --> 00:23:25,669 get in the car 1038 00:23:25,669 --> 00:23:25,679 1039 00:23:25,679 --> 00:23:47,830 the chain michael 1040 00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:47,840 1041 00:23:47,840 --> 00:24:16,830 [Music] 1042 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:16,840 1043 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,690 so 1044 00:24:19,690 --> 00:24:19,700 so 1045 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:30,830 so [Music] 1046 00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:30,840 1047 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:36,470 uh 1048 00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:36,480 1049 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,559 you