1 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:27,990 [Music] 2 00:00:27,990 --> 00:00:28,000 3 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:35,690 let's keep the music 4 00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:35,700 5 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:38,790 [Music] 6 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:38,800 [Music] 7 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:44,630 [Music] hurry up sean we're coming 8 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:44,640 hurry up sean we're coming 9 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,389 hurry up sean we're coming if that's the size of your overnight bag 10 00:00:46,389 --> 00:00:46,399 if that's the size of your overnight bag 11 00:00:46,399 --> 00:00:47,590 if that's the size of your overnight bag i'd hate to see the size of your 12 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:47,600 i'd hate to see the size of your 13 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,350 i'd hate to see the size of your suitcase 14 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:49,360 suitcase 15 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,630 suitcase you never know what could happen when 16 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:50,640 you never know what could happen when 17 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,229 you never know what could happen when we're over there oh i hope something 18 00:00:52,229 --> 00:00:52,239 we're over there oh i hope something 19 00:00:52,239 --> 00:00:52,790 we're over there oh i hope something happens 20 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:52,800 happens 21 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,150 happens are you only going to belong for a 22 00:00:54,150 --> 00:00:54,160 are you only going to belong for a 23 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:55,430 are you only going to belong for a couple of days oh do you know how 24 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:55,440 couple of days oh do you know how 25 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,549 couple of days oh do you know how stylish the french are 26 00:00:56,549 --> 00:00:56,559 stylish the french are 27 00:00:56,559 --> 00:00:59,189 stylish the french are yes especially dominique well i couldn't 28 00:00:59,189 --> 00:00:59,199 yes especially dominique well i couldn't 29 00:00:59,199 --> 00:01:01,189 yes especially dominique well i couldn't make up my mind what to wear tonight 30 00:01:01,189 --> 00:01:01,199 make up my mind what to wear tonight 31 00:01:01,199 --> 00:01:04,149 make up my mind what to wear tonight so you thought you'd carry your wardrobe 32 00:01:04,149 --> 00:01:04,159 so you thought you'd carry your wardrobe 33 00:01:04,159 --> 00:01:05,189 so you thought you'd carry your wardrobe there's just a few 34 00:01:05,189 --> 00:01:05,199 there's just a few 35 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,109 there's just a few things now desmond you know what you 36 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:07,119 things now desmond you know what you 37 00:01:07,119 --> 00:01:09,270 things now desmond you know what you have to do do what do i got to do yes no 38 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:09,280 have to do do what do i got to do yes no 39 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,990 have to do do what do i got to do yes no number one remember shawn at cousin 40 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:12,000 number one remember shawn at cousin 41 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,670 number one remember shawn at cousin gracie's in dorset 42 00:01:13,670 --> 00:01:13,680 gracie's in dorset 43 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,270 gracie's in dorset i leave all the food in the fridge come 44 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:15,280 i leave all the food in the fridge come 45 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,950 i leave all the food in the fridge come on hurry up boys and girls 46 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:16,960 on hurry up boys and girls 47 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,390 on hurry up boys and girls cool blimey i wouldn't have thought part 48 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:18,400 cool blimey i wouldn't have thought part 49 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,310 cool blimey i wouldn't have thought part it would be such sweet saw at your age i 50 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:20,320 it would be such sweet saw at your age i 51 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,670 it would be such sweet saw at your age i would be glad to see the backs of each 52 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:21,680 would be glad to see the backs of each 53 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,510 would be glad to see the backs of each other for a couple of days 54 00:01:23,510 --> 00:01:23,520 other for a couple of days 55 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,230 other for a couple of days what shut up hold on i've done some on a 56 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:26,240 what shut up hold on i've done some on a 57 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,120 what shut up hold on i've done some on a favor and all i do is catch ya 58 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:28,130 favor and all i do is catch ya 59 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:34,069 favor and all i do is catch ya [Applause] 60 00:01:34,069 --> 00:01:34,079 61 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:36,950 now desmond i'll go through it again the 62 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:36,960 now desmond i'll go through it again the 63 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,390 now desmond i'll go through it again the food is in the fridge where everything 64 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:38,400 food is in the fridge where everything 65 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,190 food is in the fridge where everything is labeled 66 00:01:39,190 --> 00:01:39,200 is labeled 67 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,550 is labeled right breakfast lunch dinner 68 00:01:42,550 --> 00:01:42,560 right breakfast lunch dinner 69 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,910 right breakfast lunch dinner everything all you have to do is pop it 70 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:45,920 everything all you have to do is pop it 71 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:46,950 everything all you have to do is pop it in the microwave 72 00:01:46,950 --> 00:01:46,960 in the microwave 73 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,590 in the microwave sure you don't use that thing well it's 74 00:01:49,590 --> 00:01:49,600 sure you don't use that thing well it's 75 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:54,550 sure you don't use that thing well it's time you learned 76 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:54,560 time you learned 77 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,190 time you learned don't push your luck you otherwise 78 00:01:57,190 --> 00:01:57,200 don't push your luck you otherwise 79 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,950 don't push your luck you otherwise you'll stay here with your father 80 00:01:58,950 --> 00:01:58,960 you'll stay here with your father 81 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,190 you'll stay here with your father yes behave yourself anyway that 82 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:01,200 yes behave yourself anyway that 83 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,870 yes behave yourself anyway that microwave don't even look like a proper 84 00:02:02,870 --> 00:02:02,880 microwave don't even look like a proper 85 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:03,350 microwave don't even look like a proper cooker 86 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:03,360 cooker 87 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,350 cooker it looked like a tv in which of us push 88 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:05,360 it looked like a tv in which of us push 89 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,789 it looked like a tv in which of us push things 90 00:02:06,789 --> 00:02:06,799 things 91 00:02:06,799 --> 00:02:08,869 things it's pretty simple this all you do you 92 00:02:08,869 --> 00:02:08,879 it's pretty simple this all you do you 93 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,469 it's pretty simple this all you do you switch it on you plug it in 94 00:02:10,469 --> 00:02:10,479 switch it on you plug it in 95 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:13,110 switch it on you plug it in you pop it in no you plug it in and you 96 00:02:13,110 --> 00:02:13,120 you pop it in no you plug it in and you 97 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:13,910 you pop it in no you plug it in and you switch it on 98 00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:13,920 switch it on 99 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,309 switch it on same difference you see that you can't 100 00:02:16,309 --> 00:02:16,319 same difference you see that you can't 101 00:02:16,319 --> 00:02:18,070 same difference you see that you can't even agree to disagree if these young 102 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:18,080 even agree to disagree if these young 103 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,670 even agree to disagree if these young minds can operate it 104 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:19,680 minds can operate it 105 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,670 minds can operate it or you expect an old dog like me to 106 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:21,680 or you expect an old dog like me to 107 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,110 or you expect an old dog like me to operate because 108 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:23,120 operate because 109 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,430 operate because this old dog has learned that this new 110 00:02:25,430 --> 00:02:25,440 this old dog has learned that this new 111 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,630 this old dog has learned that this new trick wasn't difficult 112 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:26,640 trick wasn't difficult 113 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,630 trick wasn't difficult so she left the instruction manual on 114 00:02:28,630 --> 00:02:28,640 so she left the instruction manual on 115 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,229 so she left the instruction manual on the table upstairs 116 00:02:30,229 --> 00:02:30,239 the table upstairs 117 00:02:30,239 --> 00:02:34,830 the table upstairs so this solder can learn it too all 118 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:34,840 so this solder can learn it too all 119 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,470 so this solder can learn it too all right 120 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:36,480 right 121 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,190 right oh listen will you miss me oh i don't 122 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:39,200 oh listen will you miss me oh i don't 123 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,309 oh listen will you miss me oh i don't know you ain't gone yet 124 00:02:40,309 --> 00:02:40,319 know you ain't gone yet 125 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:44,869 know you ain't gone yet gosh don't get up to anything 126 00:02:44,869 --> 00:02:44,879 gosh don't get up to anything 127 00:02:44,879 --> 00:02:47,990 gosh don't get up to anything mwah listen listen 128 00:02:47,990 --> 00:02:48,000 mwah listen listen 129 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,350 mwah listen listen when you see that dominic you telling 130 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:49,360 when you see that dominic you telling 131 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,630 when you see that dominic you telling the principal i'm still waiting yeah 132 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:50,640 the principal i'm still waiting yeah 133 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:51,270 the principal i'm still waiting yeah don't worry 134 00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:51,280 don't worry 135 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,750 don't worry i'll put in a good word for you bye 136 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:53,760 i'll put in a good word for you bye 137 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:57,509 i'll put in a good word for you bye enjoy yourself 138 00:02:57,509 --> 00:02:57,519 139 00:02:57,519 --> 00:03:02,830 desperate damn rules tonight you gonna 140 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:02,840 141 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,550 rail 142 00:03:04,550 --> 00:03:04,560 rail 143 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,110 rail why are you hungry it's funny how you 144 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:07,120 why are you hungry it's funny how you 145 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:07,990 why are you hungry it's funny how you could miss things 146 00:03:07,990 --> 00:03:08,000 could miss things 147 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,350 could miss things well i mean like surely being your 148 00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:09,360 well i mean like surely being your 149 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,270 well i mean like surely being your skinny mac nutrient tyson whatever 150 00:03:11,270 --> 00:03:11,280 skinny mac nutrient tyson whatever 151 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,869 skinny mac nutrient tyson whatever i didn't mean it that way it's just that 152 00:03:12,869 --> 00:03:12,879 i didn't mean it that way it's just that 153 00:03:12,879 --> 00:03:14,309 i didn't mean it that way it's just that we didn't have any this morning that's 154 00:03:14,309 --> 00:03:14,319 we didn't have any this morning that's 155 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,430 we didn't have any this morning that's why you're hungry 156 00:03:15,430 --> 00:03:15,440 why you're hungry 157 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,110 why you're hungry yeah we'll i'll pop out a shot some 158 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:17,120 yeah we'll i'll pop out a shot some 159 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,390 yeah we'll i'll pop out a shot some sandwiches in a minute how's that 160 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:18,400 sandwiches in a minute how's that 161 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,229 sandwiches in a minute how's that sandwiches you call that food 162 00:03:20,229 --> 00:03:20,239 sandwiches you call that food 163 00:03:20,239 --> 00:03:21,830 sandwiches you call that food there's just two slices of bread with 164 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:21,840 there's just two slices of bread with 165 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,270 there's just two slices of bread with something cold in between 166 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:23,280 something cold in between 167 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,910 something cold in between i want something hot and filling food 168 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:25,920 i want something hot and filling food 169 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,350 i want something hot and filling food did somebody mention food 170 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:27,360 did somebody mention food 171 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,990 did somebody mention food why i'm hungry you know two teas on 172 00:03:29,990 --> 00:03:30,000 why i'm hungry you know two teas on 173 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,190 why i'm hungry you know two teas on toast please shell 174 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:31,200 toast please shell 175 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,309 toast please shell yes pleasure listen 176 00:03:34,309 --> 00:03:34,319 yes pleasure listen 177 00:03:34,319 --> 00:03:36,390 yes pleasure listen my wifey hairdresser is not here if you 178 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:36,400 my wifey hairdresser is not here if you 179 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,229 my wifey hairdresser is not here if you want tea and toast there's a cough down 180 00:03:38,229 --> 00:03:38,239 want tea and toast there's a cough down 181 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:38,789 want tea and toast there's a cough down the road 182 00:03:38,789 --> 00:03:38,799 the road 183 00:03:38,799 --> 00:03:41,030 the road oh yeah she got to boulon today we're 184 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:41,040 oh yeah she got to boulon today we're 185 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:41,990 oh yeah she got to boulon today we're gonna have to ask for 186 00:03:41,990 --> 00:03:42,000 gonna have to ask for 187 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,390 gonna have to ask for restaurants next monday but what have we 188 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:44,400 restaurants next monday but what have we 189 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,470 restaurants next monday but what have we got for now desmond pogba you've been 190 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:46,480 got for now desmond pogba you've been 191 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,470 got for now desmond pogba you've been feeding your face all morning 192 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:48,480 feeding your face all morning 193 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,070 feeding your face all morning look man my stomach is still playing 194 00:03:50,070 --> 00:03:50,080 look man my stomach is still playing 195 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,070 look man my stomach is still playing bungalow drums 196 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:52,080 bungalow drums 197 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,670 bungalow drums maybe you have worms worms they must 198 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:55,680 maybe you have worms worms they must 199 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,190 maybe you have worms worms they must have been in that party i had last night 200 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:57,200 have been in that party i had last night 201 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,710 have been in that party i had last night well if i feed them they might go back 202 00:03:58,710 --> 00:03:58,720 well if i feed them they might go back 203 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,030 well if i feed them they might go back to the garden 204 00:04:01,030 --> 00:04:01,040 to the garden 205 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,110 to the garden well pope by if you feel ill i better 206 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:03,120 well pope by if you feel ill i better 207 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,869 well pope by if you feel ill i better come to you tonight and carry macho 208 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:04,879 come to you tonight and carry macho 209 00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:05,270 come to you tonight and carry macho instead 210 00:04:05,270 --> 00:04:05,280 instead 211 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,750 instead no never felt better man let's fill the 212 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:07,760 no never felt better man let's fill the 213 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,030 no never felt better man let's fill the beans where are you going tonight yes 214 00:04:09,030 --> 00:04:09,040 beans where are you going tonight yes 215 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,070 beans where are you going tonight yes please do tell 216 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:10,080 please do tell 217 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,070 please do tell me i was almost invited so i'd like to 218 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:12,080 me i was almost invited so i'd like to 219 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,990 me i was almost invited so i'd like to know there's no way special 220 00:04:13,990 --> 00:04:14,000 know there's no way special 221 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,030 know there's no way special just a little uh piano bar in stretch oh 222 00:04:17,030 --> 00:04:17,040 just a little uh piano bar in stretch oh 223 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,590 just a little uh piano bar in stretch oh what you mean well there's lots of um 224 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:19,600 what you mean well there's lots of um 225 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:23,030 what you mean well there's lots of um we mean i'm a married man 226 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:23,040 we mean i'm a married man 227 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,950 we mean i'm a married man anybody know how to operate a microwave 228 00:04:24,950 --> 00:04:24,960 anybody know how to operate a microwave 229 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,870 anybody know how to operate a microwave yes i do we'll have one at home 230 00:04:26,870 --> 00:04:26,880 yes i do we'll have one at home 231 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,950 yes i do we'll have one at home step this way there's food enough 232 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:28,960 step this way there's food enough 233 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:32,230 step this way there's food enough upstairs to feed the five thousand 234 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:32,240 upstairs to feed the five thousand 235 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,830 upstairs to feed the five thousand uh tony when you finish with that 236 00:04:33,830 --> 00:04:33,840 uh tony when you finish with that 237 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,510 uh tony when you finish with that customer lock up his lunch time 238 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:35,520 customer lock up his lunch time 239 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,790 customer lock up his lunch time you know i mean you show me what is 240 00:04:36,790 --> 00:04:36,800 you know i mean you show me what is 241 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,469 you know i mean you show me what is michael listen who's the boss of this 242 00:04:38,469 --> 00:04:38,479 michael listen who's the boss of this 243 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:38,870 michael listen who's the boss of this shop 244 00:04:38,870 --> 00:04:38,880 shop 245 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,629 shop my son or me you know i'll be up in a 246 00:04:40,629 --> 00:04:40,639 my son or me you know i'll be up in a 247 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:45,909 my son or me you know i'll be up in a minute good 248 00:04:45,909 --> 00:04:45,919 249 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:50,310 redfish rice and peas boy i am so hungry 250 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:50,320 redfish rice and peas boy i am so hungry 251 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,790 redfish rice and peas boy i am so hungry i could eat the label 252 00:04:52,790 --> 00:04:52,800 i could eat the label 253 00:04:52,800 --> 00:05:03,830 i could eat the label she got it aki 254 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:03,840 255 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:11,270 and there's one 256 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:11,280 and there's one 257 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,550 and there's one how about you i thought you said you 258 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:12,560 how about you i thought you said you 259 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,909 how about you i thought you said you could operate this thing yeah i thought 260 00:05:13,909 --> 00:05:13,919 could operate this thing yeah i thought 261 00:05:13,919 --> 00:05:15,270 could operate this thing yeah i thought you said we africans understand 262 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:15,280 you said we africans understand 263 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,350 you said we africans understand sophisticated technology 264 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:17,360 sophisticated technology 265 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,629 sophisticated technology yes but this one is more complicated 266 00:05:20,629 --> 00:05:20,639 yes but this one is more complicated 267 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:22,710 yes but this one is more complicated don't paradise one i'll sort it out in 268 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:22,720 don't paradise one i'll sort it out in 269 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,550 don't paradise one i'll sort it out in no time and look i ain't got time for 270 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:24,560 no time and look i ain't got time for 271 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,310 no time and look i ain't got time for that let me go out and get some pop grub 272 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:26,320 that let me go out and get some pop grub 273 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,909 that let me go out and get some pop grub don't talk about grub man another one 274 00:05:27,909 --> 00:05:27,919 don't talk about grub man another one 275 00:05:27,919 --> 00:05:29,430 don't talk about grub man another one living in my stomach 276 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:29,440 living in my stomach 277 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,590 living in my stomach be patient you two just give me a minute 278 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:31,600 be patient you two just give me a minute 279 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,310 be patient you two just give me a minute i've almost cracked it 280 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:34,320 i've almost cracked it 281 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,590 i've almost cracked it matthew that is a microwave not a safe 282 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:37,600 matthew that is a microwave not a safe 283 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,590 matthew that is a microwave not a safe you know wicked probably dragged you by 284 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:39,600 you know wicked probably dragged you by 285 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:46,070 you know wicked probably dragged you by the place some hard tunes 286 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:46,080 287 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,950 not all black people speak like that 288 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:48,960 not all black people speak like that 289 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:49,510 not all black people speak like that tony 290 00:05:49,510 --> 00:05:49,520 tony 291 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,670 tony i'd like to go to this exquisite public 292 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:51,680 i'd like to go to this exquisite public 293 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,550 i'd like to go to this exquisite public house where there's a marvellous jukebox 294 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:54,560 house where there's a marvellous jukebox 295 00:05:54,560 --> 00:06:08,050 house where there's a marvellous jukebox that plays some harder tunes 296 00:06:08,050 --> 00:06:08,060 297 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:28,390 [Music] 298 00:06:28,390 --> 00:06:28,400 299 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,590 yeah man they sure don't make choose 300 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:31,600 yeah man they sure don't make choose 301 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,590 yeah man they sure don't make choose live that's an animal 302 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:35,600 303 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,070 they played back then but today's music 304 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:38,080 they played back then but today's music 305 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,550 they played back then but today's music is a lot of electro synthesized pop 306 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:40,560 is a lot of electro synthesized pop 307 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,830 is a lot of electro synthesized pop yeah in one year next i mean 308 00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:43,840 yeah in one year next i mean 309 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,230 yeah in one year next i mean take a look at scratch music you know 310 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:46,240 take a look at scratch music you know 311 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,390 take a look at scratch music you know scratching records together 312 00:06:48,390 --> 00:06:48,400 scratching records together 313 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,950 scratching records together there is no need to play an instrument 314 00:06:50,950 --> 00:06:50,960 there is no need to play an instrument 315 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,629 there is no need to play an instrument just add a backbeat 316 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:52,639 just add a backbeat 317 00:06:52,639 --> 00:06:54,950 just add a backbeat preferably handclaps and robert is your 318 00:06:54,950 --> 00:06:54,960 preferably handclaps and robert is your 319 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:55,909 preferably handclaps and robert is your fella 320 00:06:55,909 --> 00:06:55,919 fella 321 00:06:55,919 --> 00:06:59,110 fella that's not music that's plagiarism 322 00:06:59,110 --> 00:06:59,120 that's not music that's plagiarism 323 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,870 that's not music that's plagiarism that's right 324 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:02,880 that's right 325 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,830 that's right thank you thank you and uh what lecture 326 00:07:05,830 --> 00:07:05,840 thank you thank you and uh what lecture 327 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,990 thank you thank you and uh what lecture did you get that from matthew 328 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:08,000 did you get that from matthew 329 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,110 did you get that from matthew is today's multimedia society a question 330 00:07:11,110 --> 00:07:11,120 is today's multimedia society a question 331 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:15,029 is today's multimedia society a question of style over content 332 00:07:15,029 --> 00:07:15,039 333 00:07:15,039 --> 00:07:17,029 oh god i've got an essay for you well 334 00:07:17,029 --> 00:07:17,039 oh god i've got an essay for you well 335 00:07:17,039 --> 00:07:18,550 oh god i've got an essay for you well michael forgive desmond for closing the 336 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:18,560 michael forgive desmond for closing the 337 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,670 michael forgive desmond for closing the shop today 338 00:07:19,670 --> 00:07:19,680 shop today 339 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,350 shop today you surely can have a deal off i can 340 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:21,360 you surely can have a deal off i can 341 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,029 you surely can have a deal off i can have a day off yeah but michael's paying 342 00:07:23,029 --> 00:07:23,039 have a day off yeah but michael's paying 343 00:07:23,039 --> 00:07:24,550 have a day off yeah but michael's paying me to be with you today 344 00:07:24,550 --> 00:07:24,560 me to be with you today 345 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,830 me to be with you today so you hid me in chair what do you think 346 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:27,840 so you hid me in chair what do you think 347 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,270 so you hid me in chair what do you think you're doing 348 00:07:29,270 --> 00:07:29,280 you're doing 349 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,430 you're doing nothing i'm sitting here having an 350 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:31,440 nothing i'm sitting here having an 351 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,510 nothing i'm sitting here having an intelligent conversation with my friends 352 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:33,520 intelligent conversation with my friends 353 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,550 intelligent conversation with my friends about style 354 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:34,560 about style 355 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,350 about style over content and if you had as much 356 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:37,360 over content and if you had as much 357 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,510 over content and if you had as much style and indeed content as my learned 358 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:39,520 style and indeed content as my learned 359 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,710 style and indeed content as my learned gentleman yeah 360 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:40,720 gentleman yeah 361 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,110 gentleman yeah you may join us dressed up quite dressed 362 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:43,120 you may join us dressed up quite dressed 363 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,150 you may join us dressed up quite dressed up 364 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:44,160 up 365 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,589 up uh same again please and um a pint of 366 00:07:47,589 --> 00:07:47,599 uh same again please and um a pint of 367 00:07:47,599 --> 00:07:48,150 uh same again please and um a pint of lager 368 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:48,160 lager 369 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,990 lager for my son dad it's saturday our busiest 370 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:52,000 for my son dad it's saturday our busiest 371 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,589 for my son dad it's saturday our busiest day and here you are 372 00:07:53,589 --> 00:07:53,599 day and here you are 373 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:56,309 day and here you are there are 52 saturdays in every year and 374 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:56,319 there are 52 saturdays in every year and 375 00:07:56,319 --> 00:07:58,070 there are 52 saturdays in every year and if one goes missing it ain't going to 376 00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:58,080 if one goes missing it ain't going to 377 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,309 if one goes missing it ain't going to make much difference so just relax 378 00:08:00,309 --> 00:08:00,319 make much difference so just relax 379 00:08:00,319 --> 00:08:02,070 make much difference so just relax and stop thinking about that god you 380 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:02,080 and stop thinking about that god you 381 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,150 and stop thinking about that god you call money for a while 382 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:04,160 call money for a while 383 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,710 call money for a while you're a young man and if you carry on 384 00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:06,720 you're a young man and if you carry on 385 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,150 you're a young man and if you carry on like this you're going to walk yourself 386 00:08:08,150 --> 00:08:08,160 like this you're going to walk yourself 387 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,350 like this you're going to walk yourself to an early grave 388 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:09,360 to an early grave 389 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,029 to an early grave which will deprive me of one of the few 390 00:08:11,029 --> 00:08:11,039 which will deprive me of one of the few 391 00:08:11,039 --> 00:08:12,869 which will deprive me of one of the few pleasures i have left 392 00:08:12,869 --> 00:08:12,879 pleasures i have left 393 00:08:12,879 --> 00:08:15,189 pleasures i have left what's that hearing you say nice things 394 00:08:15,189 --> 00:08:15,199 what's that hearing you say nice things 395 00:08:15,199 --> 00:08:18,790 what's that hearing you say nice things about me on my deathbed 396 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:18,800 397 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,909 i worry about you you know you really 398 00:08:21,909 --> 00:08:21,919 i worry about you you know you really 399 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:22,469 i worry about you you know you really enjoy 400 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:22,479 enjoy 401 00:08:22,479 --> 00:08:25,670 enjoy confrontation don't you especially with 402 00:08:25,670 --> 00:08:25,680 confrontation don't you especially with 403 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,309 confrontation don't you especially with you 404 00:08:28,309 --> 00:08:28,319 405 00:08:28,319 --> 00:08:40,270 now that's what i call music 406 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:40,280 now that's what i call music 407 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:55,829 now that's what i call music [Music] 408 00:08:55,829 --> 00:08:55,839 409 00:08:55,839 --> 00:09:01,110 what's wrong the landlords throw me out 410 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:01,120 what's wrong the landlords throw me out 411 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:04,230 what's wrong the landlords throw me out i went to visit a friend and when i 412 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:04,240 i went to visit a friend and when i 413 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,790 i went to visit a friend and when i came back he changed all the locks and 414 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:06,800 came back he changed all the locks and 415 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,870 came back he changed all the locks and he threw all my clothes out onto the 416 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:08,880 he threw all my clothes out onto the 417 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:09,990 he threw all my clothes out onto the street 418 00:09:09,990 --> 00:09:10,000 street 419 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,990 street he can't do that it's against the law 420 00:09:11,990 --> 00:09:12,000 he can't do that it's against the law 421 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,910 he can't do that it's against the law nah not anymore it isn't 422 00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:13,920 nah not anymore it isn't 423 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,949 nah not anymore it isn't haven't you got anywhere you can stay no 424 00:09:16,949 --> 00:09:16,959 haven't you got anywhere you can stay no 425 00:09:16,959 --> 00:09:18,630 haven't you got anywhere you can stay no why did he kick you out what kind of a 426 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:18,640 why did he kick you out what kind of a 427 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,070 why did he kick you out what kind of a question is that look i just want to get 428 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:20,080 question is that look i just want to get 429 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,670 question is that look i just want to get to the bottom of the situation 430 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:21,680 to the bottom of the situation 431 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:24,070 to the bottom of the situation the situation is very simple the man 432 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:24,080 the situation is very simple the man 433 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,190 the situation is very simple the man flings you out punchy bottom 434 00:09:27,190 --> 00:09:27,200 flings you out punchy bottom 435 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,269 flings you out punchy bottom why these are ruthless times we're 436 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:29,279 why these are ruthless times we're 437 00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:30,949 why these are ruthless times we're living in let's do it to them before 438 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:30,959 living in let's do it to them before 439 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:32,230 living in let's do it to them before they do it to you 440 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:32,240 they do it to you 441 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,829 they do it to you i was reading a piece and then you have 442 00:09:33,829 --> 00:09:33,839 i was reading a piece and then you have 443 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:35,829 i was reading a piece and then you have no friends to turn to 444 00:09:35,829 --> 00:09:35,839 no friends to turn to 445 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:38,389 no friends to turn to not really you see i don't come from 446 00:09:38,389 --> 00:09:38,399 not really you see i don't come from 447 00:09:38,399 --> 00:09:40,710 not really you see i don't come from around here i'm from wales 448 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:40,720 around here i'm from wales 449 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,269 around here i'm from wales well um i've got a spare room you could 450 00:09:43,269 --> 00:09:43,279 well um i've got a spare room you could 451 00:09:43,279 --> 00:09:46,630 well um i've got a spare room you could use for the night 452 00:09:46,630 --> 00:09:46,640 453 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,150 dad you don't know what you're letting 454 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:48,160 dad you don't know what you're letting 455 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,750 dad you don't know what you're letting yourself in for 456 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:49,760 yourself in for 457 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,150 yourself in for once she's in you'll never get her out 458 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:52,160 once she's in you'll never get her out 459 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,670 once she's in you'll never get her out well the landlord didn't have that 460 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:53,680 well the landlord didn't have that 461 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:54,389 well the landlord didn't have that problem 462 00:09:54,389 --> 00:09:54,399 problem 463 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:57,910 problem that is a problem if a man can't extend 464 00:09:57,910 --> 00:09:57,920 that is a problem if a man can't extend 465 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,750 that is a problem if a man can't extend a helping hand to a fellow woman 466 00:09:59,750 --> 00:09:59,760 a helping hand to a fellow woman 467 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,630 a helping hand to a fellow woman what is this world coming to i mean look 468 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:02,640 what is this world coming to i mean look 469 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:08,150 what is this world coming to i mean look at him 470 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:08,160 471 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,350 what's your name helen 472 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:11,360 what's your name helen 473 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,710 what's your name helen do you know how to use a microwave 474 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:14,720 do you know how to use a microwave 475 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:27,190 do you know how to use a microwave yes i'll step this way helen 476 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:27,200 477 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,110 i thought you said you could operate it 478 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:29,120 i thought you said you could operate it 479 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,710 i thought you said you could operate it yes i can but this one's 480 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:30,720 yes i can but this one's 481 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,910 yes i can but this one's more complicated why don't you let me do 482 00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:33,920 more complicated why don't you let me do 483 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,710 more complicated why don't you let me do it i know how 484 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:34,720 it i know how 485 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,870 it i know how i bought the same one of lee lee no 486 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:36,880 i bought the same one of lee lee no 487 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:44,630 i bought the same one of lee lee no wonder we can operate it 488 00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:44,640 489 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,750 oh you sending me sir aren't we 490 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:47,760 oh you sending me sir aren't we 491 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,269 oh you sending me sir aren't we since i've always come to london then 492 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:49,279 since i've always come to london then 493 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:51,110 since i've always come to london then huh ironic isn't it 494 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:51,120 huh ironic isn't it 495 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,030 huh ironic isn't it i came to london to work in a hotel in 496 00:10:53,030 --> 00:10:53,040 i came to london to work in a hotel in 497 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,310 i came to london to work in a hotel in the west end 498 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:54,320 the west end 499 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,829 the west end i'd only been there a few weeks when 500 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:55,839 i'd only been there a few weeks when 501 00:10:55,839 --> 00:10:57,990 i'd only been there a few weeks when they introduced a new shift system 502 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:58,000 they introduced a new shift system 503 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,150 they introduced a new shift system couldn't do it because of the baby then 504 00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:00,160 couldn't do it because of the baby then 505 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,750 couldn't do it because of the baby then i began to fall a few weeks behind with 506 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:01,760 i began to fall a few weeks behind with 507 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:02,389 i began to fall a few weeks behind with the rent 508 00:11:02,389 --> 00:11:02,399 the rent 509 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:06,069 the rent yeah how many weights 26. 510 00:11:06,069 --> 00:11:06,079 yeah how many weights 26. 511 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:08,310 yeah how many weights 26. get a job know my benefit when to feed 512 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:08,320 get a job know my benefit when to feed 513 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,630 get a job know my benefit when to feed jimmy 514 00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:10,640 jimmy 515 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,670 jimmy oh dear what's wrong 516 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:13,680 oh dear what's wrong 517 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,710 oh dear what's wrong i haven't got any baby food and you 518 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:16,720 i haven't got any baby food and you 519 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,829 i haven't got any baby food and you haven't got any money 520 00:11:17,829 --> 00:11:17,839 haven't got any money 521 00:11:17,839 --> 00:11:20,949 haven't got any money right yes uh sunny couple of pounds 522 00:11:20,949 --> 00:11:20,959 right yes uh sunny couple of pounds 523 00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:23,269 right yes uh sunny couple of pounds i get my child benefit tomorrow i'll 524 00:11:23,269 --> 00:11:23,279 i get my child benefit tomorrow i'll 525 00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:24,790 i get my child benefit tomorrow i'll give her the money no that's all right 526 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:24,800 give her the money no that's all right 527 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,829 give her the money no that's all right i'll give it to you what's this all 528 00:11:26,829 --> 00:11:26,839 i'll give it to you what's this all 529 00:11:26,839 --> 00:11:37,080 i'll give it to you what's this all right 530 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:37,090 531 00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:41,350 [Music] 532 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:41,360 [Music] 533 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:46,190 [Music] nice baby 534 00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:46,200 535 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:59,430 [Music] 536 00:11:59,430 --> 00:11:59,440 537 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,870 i knew i shouldn't have trusted her with 538 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:00,880 i knew i shouldn't have trusted her with 539 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,550 i knew i shouldn't have trusted her with that money well maybe something happened 540 00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:02,560 that money well maybe something happened 541 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,069 that money well maybe something happened to her look what did i tell you about 542 00:12:04,069 --> 00:12:04,079 to her look what did i tell you about 543 00:12:04,079 --> 00:12:05,750 to her look what did i tell you about people like that once you let them in 544 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:05,760 people like that once you let them in 545 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,030 people like that once you let them in you'd never get rid of them well it 546 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:07,040 you'd never get rid of them well it 547 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,190 you'd never get rid of them well it certainly doesn't apply in her case do 548 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:09,200 certainly doesn't apply in her case do 549 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,470 certainly doesn't apply in her case do you think i love to call you for this 550 00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:10,480 you think i love to call you for this 551 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,670 you think i love to call you for this i'll come and give her some time yeah i 552 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:11,680 i'll come and give her some time yeah i 553 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,190 i'll come and give her some time yeah i mean there could be all sorts of reasons 554 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:13,200 mean there could be all sorts of reasons 555 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,670 mean there could be all sorts of reasons time i'm already late for my piano bar 556 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:15,680 time i'm already late for my piano bar 557 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,110 time i'm already late for my piano bar what are we going to do with the baby if 558 00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:17,120 what are we going to do with the baby if 559 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,310 what are we going to do with the baby if she doesn't come back 560 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:18,320 she doesn't come back 561 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,150 she doesn't come back she will come back she doesn't look like 562 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:20,160 she will come back she doesn't look like 563 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,829 she will come back she doesn't look like the kind of woman that would abandon her 564 00:12:21,829 --> 00:12:21,839 the kind of woman that would abandon her 565 00:12:21,839 --> 00:12:22,389 the kind of woman that would abandon her baby 566 00:12:22,389 --> 00:12:22,399 baby 567 00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:24,069 baby father she's been gone three hours the 568 00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:24,079 father she's been gone three hours the 569 00:12:24,079 --> 00:12:25,590 father she's been gone three hours the shop is only down the road yeah look she 570 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:25,600 shop is only down the road yeah look she 571 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,870 shop is only down the road yeah look she might have bumped into the landlord he 572 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:26,880 might have bumped into the landlord he 573 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,389 might have bumped into the landlord he had a change of art and she 574 00:12:28,389 --> 00:12:28,399 had a change of art and she 575 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:31,670 had a change of art and she would be done i think i'll call the 576 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:31,680 would be done i think i'll call the 577 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:35,430 would be done i think i'll call the police 578 00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:35,440 579 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,820 i know that small number two 580 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:37,830 i know that small number two 581 00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:40,629 i know that small number two [Music] 582 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:40,639 [Music] 583 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:42,550 [Music] listen to these men look it's perfectly 584 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:42,560 listen to these men look it's perfectly 585 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:48,069 listen to these men look it's perfectly natural the babies had a crack okay 586 00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:48,079 587 00:12:48,079 --> 00:12:51,110 um go in the bathroom and bring me a 588 00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:51,120 um go in the bathroom and bring me a 589 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:55,110 um go in the bathroom and bring me a flannel lefty let's open cleaner 590 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:55,120 flannel lefty let's open cleaner 591 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,190 flannel lefty let's open cleaner and um while you watch it go downstairs 592 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:57,200 and um while you watch it go downstairs 593 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,949 and um while you watch it go downstairs and bring me a hand toy all right 594 00:12:58,949 --> 00:12:58,959 and bring me a hand toy all right 595 00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:11,910 and bring me a hand toy all right cling film is this any good 596 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:11,920 597 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:15,590 hello there's one it's me hi charlie how 598 00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:15,600 hello there's one it's me hi charlie how 599 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,949 hello there's one it's me hi charlie how are you darling 600 00:13:16,949 --> 00:13:16,959 are you darling 601 00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:19,430 are you darling i called the house this afternoon and he 602 00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:19,440 i called the house this afternoon and he 603 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,509 i called the house this afternoon and he just rang and rang and there was no 604 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:21,519 just rang and rang and there was no 605 00:13:21,519 --> 00:13:22,470 just rang and rang and there was no answer 606 00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:22,480 answer 607 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,790 answer yes uh well that was because we were so 608 00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:24,800 yes uh well that was because we were so 609 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,269 yes uh well that was because we were so busy i had to take the phone off the pub 610 00:13:27,269 --> 00:13:27,279 busy i had to take the phone off the pub 611 00:13:27,279 --> 00:13:32,470 busy i had to take the phone off the pub oh no 612 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:32,480 613 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:35,430 is everything all right yes yes did you 614 00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:35,440 is everything all right yes yes did you 615 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:35,750 is everything all right yes yes did you start 616 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:35,760 start 617 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,030 start out the microwave oh yes this is funny i 618 00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:39,040 out the microwave oh yes this is funny i 619 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,629 out the microwave oh yes this is funny i made such a fuss about it it is easy 620 00:13:40,629 --> 00:13:40,639 made such a fuss about it it is easy 621 00:13:40,639 --> 00:13:42,069 made such a fuss about it it is easy once you get the hang of it 622 00:13:42,069 --> 00:13:42,079 once you get the hang of it 623 00:13:42,079 --> 00:13:46,230 once you get the hang of it yes 624 00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:46,240 625 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,110 what's that noise 626 00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:49,120 what's that noise 627 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,750 what's that noise [Music] 628 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:51,760 [Music] 629 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,389 [Music] too hot well microwave food can be like 630 00:13:54,389 --> 00:13:54,399 too hot well microwave food can be like 631 00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:55,430 too hot well microwave food can be like that sometimes 632 00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:55,440 that sometimes 633 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,230 that sometimes oh desmond i wish you could be here it 634 00:13:58,230 --> 00:13:58,240 oh desmond i wish you could be here it 635 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:58,550 oh desmond i wish you could be here it is 636 00:13:58,550 --> 00:13:58,560 is 637 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:05,140 is so romantic 638 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:05,150 639 00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:06,629 [Applause] 640 00:14:06,629 --> 00:14:06,639 [Applause] 641 00:14:06,639 --> 00:14:09,509 [Applause] um i'll see you tomorrow you're trying 642 00:14:09,509 --> 00:14:09,519 um i'll see you tomorrow you're trying 643 00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:10,550 um i'll see you tomorrow you're trying to get rid of me 644 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:10,560 to get rid of me 645 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,990 to get rid of me no um where are you oh we're in this 646 00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:14,000 no um where are you oh we're in this 647 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,550 no um where are you oh we're in this lovely restaurant with dominique the 648 00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:16,560 lovely restaurant with dominique the 649 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,910 lovely restaurant with dominique the restaurant there 650 00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:17,920 restaurant there 651 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,470 restaurant there i got the nappies um charlie and gloria 652 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:20,480 i got the nappies um charlie and gloria 653 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,350 i got the nappies um charlie and gloria and their restaurant 654 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:21,360 and their restaurant 655 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,430 and their restaurant fight uh tell them not to hug the pate 656 00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:25,440 fight uh tell them not to hug the pate 657 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,110 fight uh tell them not to hug the pate listen do you want to have a word with 658 00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:27,120 listen do you want to have a word with 659 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,790 listen do you want to have a word with gloria all right hello dad 660 00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:30,800 gloria all right hello dad 661 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,470 gloria all right hello dad oh having a nice time wish we were only 662 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:32,480 oh having a nice time wish we were only 663 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,710 oh having a nice time wish we were only joking bye 664 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:36,720 665 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,990 i better go now look after yourself 666 00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:40,000 i better go now look after yourself 667 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:47,990 i better go now look after yourself bye bye sir 668 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:48,000 669 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,150 i'm getting too old for this does she 670 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:50,160 i'm getting too old for this does she 671 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,590 i'm getting too old for this does she suspect anything 672 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:51,600 suspect anything 673 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:59,750 suspect anything nah everything's cool 674 00:14:59,750 --> 00:14:59,760 nah everything's cool 675 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:03,189 nah everything's cool hello ma'am ah 676 00:15:03,189 --> 00:15:03,199 hello ma'am ah 677 00:15:03,199 --> 00:15:08,310 hello ma'am ah what a pleasant surprise i'm in the bath 678 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:08,320 what a pleasant surprise i'm in the bath 679 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,350 what a pleasant surprise i'm in the bath pop fantasy dead 680 00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:11,360 pop fantasy dead 681 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,790 pop fantasy dead up to no good 682 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:14,800 683 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,310 mother he's a grown man and grown men 684 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:16,320 mother he's a grown man and grown men 685 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:19,030 mother he's a grown man and grown men always get up to no good 686 00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:19,040 always get up to no good 687 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:26,550 always get up to no good yes of course i will 688 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:26,560 yes of course i will 689 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,470 yes of course i will yeah goodbye mother i'll speak to you 690 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:28,480 yeah goodbye mother i'll speak to you 691 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:36,069 yeah goodbye mother i'll speak to you tomorrow 692 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:36,079 693 00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:39,350 look at him not a cure in the world 694 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:39,360 look at him not a cure in the world 695 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,189 look at him not a cure in the world hmm just think we all like that once 696 00:15:43,189 --> 00:15:43,199 hmm just think we all like that once 697 00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:46,790 hmm just think we all like that once even you when you're gonna make me one 698 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:46,800 even you when you're gonna make me one 699 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,470 even you when you're gonna make me one of them huh who 700 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:48,480 of them huh who 701 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,990 of them huh who i'm serious i feel incomplete 702 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:52,000 i'm serious i feel incomplete 703 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,629 i'm serious i feel incomplete i want to be a grandfather soon look i 704 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:54,639 i want to be a grandfather soon look i 705 00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:57,590 i want to be a grandfather soon look i can't afford to have children yet 706 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:57,600 can't afford to have children yet 707 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,550 can't afford to have children yet why do you always have to reduce things 708 00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:00,560 why do you always have to reduce things 709 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,990 why do you always have to reduce things down to money 710 00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:02,000 down to money 711 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:06,310 down to money yeah i mean look at him he's priceless 712 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:06,320 yeah i mean look at him he's priceless 713 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,949 yeah i mean look at him he's priceless you can never afford to have kids you 714 00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:08,959 you can never afford to have kids you 715 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:10,790 you can never afford to have kids you have them out of love 716 00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:10,800 have them out of love 717 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,150 have them out of love and whether you like it or not me and 718 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:12,160 and whether you like it or not me and 719 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,509 and whether you like it or not me and your mother had you out of love 720 00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:15,519 721 00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:17,189 in those days you were living in a tiny 722 00:16:17,189 --> 00:16:17,199 in those days you were living in a tiny 723 00:16:17,199 --> 00:16:19,430 in those days you were living in a tiny one bedroom flat in east dull it's not a 724 00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:19,440 one bedroom flat in east dull it's not a 725 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,870 one bedroom flat in east dull it's not a million miles away from yelling and 726 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:20,880 million miles away from yelling and 727 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,310 million miles away from yelling and young jimmy 728 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:22,320 young jimmy 729 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,550 young jimmy could barely afford to pay the rent much 730 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:24,560 could barely afford to pay the rent much 731 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,150 could barely afford to pay the rent much less feed you 732 00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:26,160 less feed you 733 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,870 less feed you but at least we had each other if we'd 734 00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:28,880 but at least we had each other if we'd 735 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,310 but at least we had each other if we'd waited to afford you we would be sitting 736 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:30,320 waited to afford you we would be sitting 737 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,590 waited to afford you we would be sitting at this bed tonight wondering what the 738 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:31,600 at this bed tonight wondering what the 739 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:35,990 at this bed tonight wondering what the hell are we gonna do with this baby 740 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:36,000 hell are we gonna do with this baby 741 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:41,189 hell are we gonna do with this baby sold tomorrow 742 00:16:41,189 --> 00:16:41,199 743 00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:42,870 well of course i miss my wife and 744 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:42,880 well of course i miss my wife and 745 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,030 well of course i miss my wife and children but there are certain things 746 00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:45,040 children but there are certain things 747 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,030 children but there are certain things one has to sacrifice in order to secure 748 00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:47,040 one has to sacrifice in order to secure 749 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:47,829 one has to sacrifice in order to secure the future 750 00:16:47,829 --> 00:16:47,839 the future 751 00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:49,670 the future but there are those degrees you've got 752 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:49,680 but there are those degrees you've got 753 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,310 but there are those degrees you've got matthew you should have enough 754 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:51,320 matthew you should have enough 755 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,509 matthew you should have enough qualifications to go back to the gambia 756 00:16:53,509 --> 00:16:53,519 qualifications to go back to the gambia 757 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:54,790 qualifications to go back to the gambia by now 758 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:54,800 by now 759 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,509 by now it's not as easy as that it's a complex 760 00:16:57,509 --> 00:16:57,519 it's not as easy as that it's a complex 761 00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,269 it's not as easy as that it's a complex issue that would take a long time to 762 00:16:59,269 --> 00:16:59,279 issue that would take a long time to 763 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,069 issue that would take a long time to explain 764 00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:00,079 explain 765 00:17:00,079 --> 00:17:04,069 explain well we've got all night 766 00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:04,079 well we've got all night 767 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,990 well we've got all night it's to do with the present educational 768 00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:06,000 it's to do with the present educational 769 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,390 it's to do with the present educational structure i come from a long line of 770 00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:08,400 structure i come from a long line of 771 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,150 structure i come from a long line of intellectuals 772 00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:10,160 intellectuals 773 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,669 intellectuals at the back of it in my family we 774 00:17:13,669 --> 00:17:13,679 at the back of it in my family we 775 00:17:13,679 --> 00:17:15,350 at the back of it in my family we believe that even if a man is going to 776 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:15,360 believe that even if a man is going to 777 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,789 believe that even if a man is going to be a road sweeper you mean you're 778 00:17:16,789 --> 00:17:16,799 be a road sweeper you mean you're 779 00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:19,029 be a road sweeper you mean you're getting all these degrees to be a rude 780 00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:19,039 getting all these degrees to be a rude 781 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,069 getting all these degrees to be a rude sweeper 782 00:17:20,069 --> 00:17:20,079 sweeper 783 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:21,990 sweeper even if a man is going to be a road 784 00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:22,000 even if a man is going to be a road 785 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,669 even if a man is going to be a road sweeper he mustn't be denied a 786 00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:23,679 sweeper he mustn't be denied a 787 00:17:23,679 --> 00:17:25,990 sweeper he mustn't be denied a university education oh your africans 788 00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:26,000 university education oh your africans 789 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,470 university education oh your africans are so 790 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:26,480 are so 791 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:31,270 are so long-winded right all right 792 00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:31,280 long-winded right all right 793 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,510 long-winded right all right yeah poor palmy you must miss your wife 794 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:33,520 yeah poor palmy you must miss your wife 795 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,310 yeah poor palmy you must miss your wife and kids 796 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:34,320 and kids 797 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:38,710 and kids nah sometimes 798 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:38,720 nah sometimes 799 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,909 nah sometimes all right i admit it it was my fault i 800 00:17:41,909 --> 00:17:41,919 all right i admit it it was my fault i 801 00:17:41,919 --> 00:17:43,350 all right i admit it it was my fault i mean she caught me in bed with another 802 00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:43,360 mean she caught me in bed with another 803 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,430 mean she caught me in bed with another woman 804 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:45,440 woman 805 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,430 woman you know i asked forgiveness and she 806 00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:47,440 you know i asked forgiveness and she 807 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,029 you know i asked forgiveness and she said she'd never forgive me and true to 808 00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:49,039 said she'd never forgive me and true to 809 00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:51,029 said she'd never forgive me and true to her word she never has 810 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:51,039 her word she never has 811 00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,710 her word she never has but the worst thing is that my kids 812 00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:52,720 but the worst thing is that my kids 813 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,390 but the worst thing is that my kids haven't forgiven me i mean i 814 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:54,400 haven't forgiven me i mean i 815 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,830 haven't forgiven me i mean i wouldn't mind but then they weren't 816 00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:55,840 wouldn't mind but then they weren't 817 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,230 wouldn't mind but then they weren't there when she caught me 818 00:17:58,230 --> 00:17:58,240 there when she caught me 819 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,830 there when she caught me i thought they showed some respect or at 820 00:17:59,830 --> 00:17:59,840 i thought they showed some respect or at 821 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,669 i thought they showed some respect or at least some pity but nah 822 00:18:01,669 --> 00:18:01,679 least some pity but nah 823 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:04,950 least some pity but nah just like their mother nothing well how 824 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:04,960 just like their mother nothing well how 825 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,630 just like their mother nothing well how did you expect them to love you 826 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:06,640 did you expect them to love you 827 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,310 did you expect them to love you when you give by your own admission you 828 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:08,320 when you give by your own admission you 829 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,390 when you give by your own admission you were never around much 830 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:10,400 were never around much 831 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:14,070 were never around much you were always aware playing jigs 832 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:14,080 you were always aware playing jigs 833 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,029 you were always aware playing jigs but i don't know what you're talking 834 00:18:15,029 --> 00:18:15,039 but i don't know what you're talking 835 00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:16,390 but i don't know what you're talking about because you're not a wrong a lot 836 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:16,400 about because you're not a wrong a lot 837 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,070 about because you're not a wrong a lot yourself ah 838 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:18,080 yourself ah 839 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,230 yourself ah but we africans are quite different from 840 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:20,240 but we africans are quite different from 841 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,990 but we africans are quite different from you messengers 842 00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:22,000 you messengers 843 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:30,130 you messengers my children have to love me 844 00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:30,140 845 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:36,620 [Music] 846 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:36,630 847 00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:47,230 [Music] 848 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:47,240 849 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:52,630 [Music] 850 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:52,640 [Music] 851 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,390 [Music] all right all right i'm coming 852 00:18:56,390 --> 00:18:56,400 all right all right i'm coming 853 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,630 all right all right i'm coming all right all right i only got two pairs 854 00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:58,640 all right all right i only got two pairs 855 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:04,150 all right all right i only got two pairs of legs 856 00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:04,160 857 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,750 you yes me can i have my baby back 858 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:07,760 you yes me can i have my baby back 859 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,230 you yes me can i have my baby back please 860 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:08,240 please 861 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,310 please you want your baby back how can you call 862 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:10,320 you want your baby back how can you call 863 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,590 you want your baby back how can you call him your baby 864 00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:11,600 him your baby 865 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,830 him your baby i mean what happened to and why did you 866 00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:13,840 i mean what happened to and why did you 867 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:14,950 i mean what happened to and why did you and where did you 868 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:14,960 and where did you 869 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:19,590 and where did you and what is how look streets in a woman 870 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:19,600 and what is how look streets in a woman 871 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,590 and what is how look streets in a woman i'm really sorry i didn't mean to do 872 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:21,600 i'm really sorry i didn't mean to do 873 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:32,549 i'm really sorry i didn't mean to do what i did can i come in 874 00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:32,559 875 00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:34,549 when the landlord threw me out i didn't 876 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:34,559 when the landlord threw me out i didn't 877 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:36,549 when the landlord threw me out i didn't know what to do 878 00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:36,559 know what to do 879 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:39,029 know what to do when you came along it was like a a 880 00:19:39,029 --> 00:19:39,039 when you came along it was like a a 881 00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,630 when you came along it was like a a miracle 882 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:40,640 miracle 883 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,310 miracle i had nowhere to go when you offered me 884 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:42,320 i had nowhere to go when you offered me 885 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,470 i had nowhere to go when you offered me a place to stay you didn't even take my 886 00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:44,480 a place to stay you didn't even take my 887 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,430 a place to stay you didn't even take my offer 888 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:45,440 offer 889 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,909 offer i know i'm really sorry do you know what 890 00:19:47,909 --> 00:19:47,919 i know i'm really sorry do you know what 891 00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:51,110 i know i'm really sorry do you know what it's like being a single mom 892 00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:51,120 it's like being a single mom 893 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:55,669 it's like being a single mom of course not oh i didn't mean that 894 00:19:55,669 --> 00:19:55,679 of course not oh i didn't mean that 895 00:19:55,679 --> 00:19:58,470 of course not oh i didn't mean that i wanted today to myself i haven't had a 896 00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:58,480 i wanted today to myself i haven't had a 897 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,950 i wanted today to myself i haven't had a day to myself since jimmy was born 898 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:00,960 day to myself since jimmy was born 899 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,310 day to myself since jimmy was born you looked like people who could take 900 00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:02,320 you looked like people who could take 901 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,230 you looked like people who could take care of him for a while i wasn't going 902 00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:04,240 care of him for a while i wasn't going 903 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,590 care of him for a while i wasn't going to do anything 904 00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:05,600 to do anything 905 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,029 to do anything i was gonna go to the shops and i was 906 00:20:07,029 --> 00:20:07,039 i was gonna go to the shops and i was 907 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,430 i was gonna go to the shops and i was gonna come straight back 908 00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:09,440 gonna come straight back 909 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,510 gonna come straight back lo and behold i bumped into the 910 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:11,520 lo and behold i bumped into the 911 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,110 lo and behold i bumped into the child-minded used to look after jimmy 912 00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:13,120 child-minded used to look after jimmy 913 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,789 child-minded used to look after jimmy when i was working 914 00:20:14,789 --> 00:20:14,799 when i was working 915 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,110 when i was working i went back to her place i told her me 916 00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:17,120 i went back to her place i told her me 917 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,310 i went back to her place i told her me problems 918 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:18,320 problems 919 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,990 problems and you know what what i had the first 920 00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:22,000 and you know what what i had the first 921 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,350 and you know what what i had the first good night's sleep since jimmy was born 922 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:25,360 good night's sleep since jimmy was born 923 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,390 good night's sleep since jimmy was born it might sound selfish but it's oh well 924 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:28,400 it might sound selfish but it's oh well 925 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,669 it might sound selfish but it's oh well anyway 926 00:20:29,669 --> 00:20:29,679 anyway 927 00:20:29,679 --> 00:20:31,909 anyway she has a spare room and she's offered 928 00:20:31,909 --> 00:20:31,919 she has a spare room and she's offered 929 00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:35,750 she has a spare room and she's offered it to me rent-free until i get a job 930 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:35,760 it to me rent-free until i get a job 931 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,190 it to me rent-free until i get a job i always thought the big cities had 932 00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:37,200 i always thought the big cities had 933 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,750 i always thought the big cities had little time for somebody like me 934 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:39,760 little time for somebody like me 935 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:46,830 little time for somebody like me but you can be wrong thanks for your 936 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:46,840 937 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,710 support 938 00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:50,720 939 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:57,830 oh 940 00:20:57,830 --> 00:20:57,840 941 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:14,830 it should change 942 00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:14,840 943 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:21,430 um 944 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:21,440 945 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:35,909 it's for jimmy 946 00:21:35,909 --> 00:21:35,919 947 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:40,470 it's okay girls carry on cleaning 948 00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:40,480 949 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:44,950 that apron hello hello darling 950 00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:44,960 that apron hello hello darling 951 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:49,510 that apron hello hello darling well charlie 952 00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:49,520 well charlie 953 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,470 well charlie hey did you have a nice time oh yes yes 954 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:52,480 hey did you have a nice time oh yes yes 955 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,950 hey did you have a nice time oh yes yes but it's good to be back home 956 00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:54,960 but it's good to be back home 957 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:58,149 but it's good to be back home all right lee anywhere anywhere how can 958 00:21:58,149 --> 00:21:58,159 all right lee anywhere anywhere how can 959 00:21:58,159 --> 00:22:01,669 all right lee anywhere anywhere how can we thank you 960 00:22:01,669 --> 00:22:01,679 961 00:22:01,679 --> 00:22:04,870 papa voice 962 00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:04,880 papa voice 963 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,669 papa voice oh what's that mean it's french for i 964 00:22:07,669 --> 00:22:07,679 oh what's that mean it's french for i 965 00:22:07,679 --> 00:22:09,590 oh what's that mean it's french for i didn't get you anything greedy 966 00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:09,600 didn't get you anything greedy 967 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,510 didn't get you anything greedy that's not even a message from dominique 968 00:22:11,510 --> 00:22:11,520 that's not even a message from dominique 969 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,510 that's not even a message from dominique oh yeah i said was there a little loving 970 00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:13,520 oh yeah i said was there a little loving 971 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,870 oh yeah i said was there a little loving message she wanted to send lee 972 00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:14,880 message she wanted to send lee 973 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,789 message she wanted to send lee the prince of peckham and she said um 974 00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:16,799 the prince of peckham and she said um 975 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:20,149 the prince of peckham and she said um yeah ooh 976 00:22:20,149 --> 00:22:20,159 977 00:22:20,159 --> 00:22:23,669 watch out watch her 978 00:22:23,669 --> 00:22:23,679 979 00:22:23,679 --> 00:22:26,070 and what did you bring me darling oh 980 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:26,080 and what did you bring me darling oh 981 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,270 and what did you bring me darling oh just moi 982 00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:27,280 just moi 983 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,710 just moi oh well that's just what i wanted 984 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:30,720 oh well that's just what i wanted 985 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,590 oh well that's just what i wanted well now did you have a nice quiet time 986 00:22:33,590 --> 00:22:33,600 well now did you have a nice quiet time 987 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,590 well now did you have a nice quiet time oh yes yes 988 00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:35,600 oh yes yes 989 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,590 oh yes yes made lots of money in the shop yesterday 990 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:37,600 made lots of money in the shop yesterday 991 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,310 made lots of money in the shop yesterday yeah that yes yes yeah 992 00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:40,320 yeah that yes yes yeah 993 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:54,690 yeah that yes yes yeah did you get up to anything now 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