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paper was light gold in medieval times

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paper was light gold in medieval times
 

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paper was light gold in medieval times
i want tobacco sugar

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i want tobacco sugar
 

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i want tobacco sugar
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that everything we thought we knew about

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that everything we thought we knew about
 

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that everything we thought we knew about
the world

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the world
 

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the world
might turn out to be completely wrong

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of london city

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hey how long is it going to be mum we

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hey how long is it going to be mum we
 

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hey how long is it going to be mum we
better get moving otherwise we'll be

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better get moving otherwise we'll be
 

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better get moving otherwise we'll be
late for the gig man

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late for the gig man
 

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late for the gig man
soon oh no

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soon oh no
 

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soon oh no
i brought some sprouts

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hey you look slick pops minnows

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oh no brussels sprouts

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oh no brussels sprouts
 

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oh no brussels sprouts
body food smell wonderful shark does

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strong it nothing

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strong it nothing
 

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strong it nothing
you look as if you've been crying no

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you look as if you've been crying no
 

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you look as if you've been crying no
must be the onions

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must be the onions
 

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must be the onions
you know it's funny how onions affect

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you know it's funny how onions affect
 

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you know it's funny how onions affect
some people that way it never does that

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some people that way it never does that
 

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some people that way it never does that
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to me
 

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to me
that's because you never cook that's

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that's because you never cook that's
 

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that's because you never cook that's
because i'm no good at it

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because i'm no good at it
 

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because i'm no good at it
practice makes perfect well you keep

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practice makes perfect well you keep
 

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practice makes perfect well you keep
practicing shirt and i'll tell you when

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practicing shirt and i'll tell you when
 

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practicing shirt and i'll tell you when
you're perfect

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everybody says yeah yeah you're not

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everybody says yeah yeah you're not
 

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everybody says yeah yeah you're not
gonna finish your food

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gonna finish your food
 

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gonna finish your food
it's only half past six yeah but we want

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it's only half past six yeah but we want
 

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it's only half past six yeah but we want
to get there early so we don't miss

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to get there early so we don't miss
 

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to get there early so we don't miss
anything yeah right

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anything yeah right
 

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anything yeah right
hey listen don't forget to be hosting

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hey listen don't forget to be hosting
 

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hey listen don't forget to be hosting
the domino competition tomorrow night

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the domino competition tomorrow night
 

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the domino competition tomorrow night
and i want sean to help out so don't

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and i want sean to help out so don't
 

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and i want sean to help out so don't
keep it up too late more like sean

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keep it up too late more like sean
 

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keep it up too late more like sean
keeping me at too late come on i gotta

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keeping me at too late come on i gotta
 

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keeping me at too late come on i gotta
put some makeup on come on i thought you

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put some makeup on come on i thought you
 

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put some makeup on come on i thought you
were ready

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were ready
 

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were ready
i am it's just that my face isn't young

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i am it's just that my face isn't young
 

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i am it's just that my face isn't young
people today they are always in a rush

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people today they are always in a rush
 

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people today they are always in a rush
ah that must be pogba look i better go

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ah that must be pogba look i better go
 

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ah that must be pogba look i better go
listen don't forget to bake the cake for

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listen don't forget to bake the cake for
 

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listen don't forget to bake the cake for
the georgetown dreamers annual domino

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the georgetown dreamers annual domino
 

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the georgetown dreamers annual domino
competition tomorrow

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competition tomorrow
 

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competition tomorrow
i always bake the cake i bake the cake

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i always bake the cake i bake the cake
 

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i always bake the cake i bake the cake
you play dominoes

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you play dominoes
 

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you play dominoes
i serve your drinks you play dominoes i

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i serve your drinks you play dominoes i
 

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i serve your drinks you play dominoes i
clean up the mess you play dominoes

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clean up the mess you play dominoes
 

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clean up the mess you play dominoes
you're not complaining aria

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you're not complaining aria
 

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you're not complaining aria
the chair will help you clean up

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see you later darling uh don't wake

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see you later darling uh don't wake
 

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see you later darling uh don't wake
up i sound like a well-worn record

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up i sound like a well-worn record
 

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up i sound like a well-worn record
it's just that you've been saying the

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it's just that you've been saying the
 

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it's just that you've been saying the
same thing every saturday night for the

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same thing every saturday night for the
 

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same thing every saturday night for the
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past
20 years why you don't say what you

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20 years why you don't say what you
 

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20 years why you don't say what you
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really mean
 

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really mean
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like i'm going out with the boys to have
 

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like i'm going out with the boys to have
a drink and play down the nose don't

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a drink and play down the nose don't
 

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a drink and play down the nose don't
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wake
up get as much sleep as you can because

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up get as much sleep as you can because
 

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up get as much sleep as you can because
when i stuck a home drunk i will wake

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when i stuck a home drunk i will wake
 

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when i stuck a home drunk i will wake
you up anyway

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you up anyway
 

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you up anyway
you're about to go on an answer no no no

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you're about to go on an answer no no no
 

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you're about to go on an answer no no no
it's just spoke by

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it's just spoke by
 

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it's just spoke by
listen sure we human beings are

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listen sure we human beings are
 

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listen sure we human beings are
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creatures of habit
 

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creatures of habit
we tend to do the same things again and

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we tend to do the same things again and
 

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we tend to do the same things again and
again we do it because we want to know

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again we do it because we want to know
 

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again we do it because we want to know
what we're doing

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what we're doing
 

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what we're doing
like i play dominoes every saturday

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like i play dominoes every saturday
 

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like i play dominoes every saturday
night and you stay home

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night and you stay home
 

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night and you stay home
i kiss you like so and i walk through

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i kiss you like so and i walk through
 

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i kiss you like so and i walk through
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the door
 

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the door
like so would you wave in goodbye so

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like so would you wave in goodbye so
 

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like so would you wave in goodbye so
let's try it all over again shall we

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kiss walk

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kiss walk
 

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kiss walk
bye-bye don't wake up

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do you remember when you lived with a

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do you remember when you lived with a
 

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do you remember when you lived with a
woman poop pipe what woman

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woman poop pipe what woman
 

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woman poop pipe what woman
i haven't lived with any woman i mean

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i haven't lived with any woman i mean
 

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i haven't lived with any woman i mean
your wife you old fool

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your wife you old fool
 

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your wife you old fool
ah yes i didn't live with her

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ah yes i didn't live with her
 

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ah yes i didn't live with her
she lived with me

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she lived with me
 

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she lived with me
[Applause]

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[Applause]
you live with a woman for 30 years and

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you live with a woman for 30 years and
 

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you live with a woman for 30 years and
she keeps the praise in you

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she keeps the praise in you
 

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she keeps the praise in you
my wife surprised me after 10 years she

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my wife surprised me after 10 years she
 

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my wife surprised me after 10 years she
surprised me with another woman and she

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surprised me with another woman and she
 

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surprised me with another woman and she
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left
 

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left
i'm surprised it took her that long well

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i'm surprised it took her that long well
 

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i'm surprised it took her that long well
we can't all maria shirley

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we can't all maria shirley
 

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we can't all maria shirley
some of us have to marry the brendas on

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some of us have to marry the brendas on
 

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some of us have to marry the brendas on
the hands of this world

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the hands of this world
 

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the hands of this world
brendon i thought your wife's name was

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brendon i thought your wife's name was
 

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brendon i thought your wife's name was
gwendolyn

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gwendolyn
 

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gwendolyn
it was i just wish i had married brenda

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it was i just wish i had married brenda
 

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it was i just wish i had married brenda
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or ann
 

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or ann
anyway what have brought this on all

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anyway what have brought this on all
 

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anyway what have brought this on all
this talking about women and things

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this talking about women and things
 

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this talking about women and things
popeye we've been talking about women

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popeye we've been talking about women
 

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popeye we've been talking about women
ever since we've known each other

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ever since we've known each other
 

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ever since we've known each other
that's true and it's about as near as i

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that's true and it's about as near as i
 

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that's true and it's about as near as i
get to women these days

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get to women these days
 

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get to women these days
you're talking about them somewhere it's

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you're talking about them somewhere it's
 

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you're talking about them somewhere it's
brendan and one day you'll never tell me

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brendan and one day you'll never tell me
 

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brendan and one day you'll never tell me
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about that
 

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about that
i'll tell you later are you looking

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i'll tell you later are you looking
 

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i'll tell you later are you looking
rather smart father i know more than

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rather smart father i know more than
 

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rather smart father i know more than
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usual
 

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usual
is that you always have your head buried

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is that you always have your head buried
 

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is that you always have your head buried
so far up your father a bank account

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so far up your father a bank account
 

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so far up your father a bank account
but you never notice that your dad can

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but you never notice that your dad can
 

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but you never notice that your dad can
cut a bit of style now look here i want

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cut a bit of style now look here i want
 

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cut a bit of style now look here i want
you to do me a favor

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you to do me a favor
 

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you to do me a favor
i want you to referee the domino

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i want you to referee the domino
 

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i want you to referee the domino
competition for me tomorrow night well i

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competition for me tomorrow night well i
 

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competition for me tomorrow night well i
thought the vic always did

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thought the vic always did
 

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thought the vic always did
that well after last year we won't be

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that well after last year we won't be
 

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that well after last year we won't be
asking him again

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asking him again
 

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asking him again
he was so full of the holy spirit he

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he was so full of the holy spirit he
 

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he was so full of the holy spirit he
kept doubling the score

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kept doubling the score
 

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kept doubling the score
oh yes i think i can fit that in ah good

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oh yes i think i can fit that in ah good
 

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oh yes i think i can fit that in ah good
because we want somebody straight

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because we want somebody straight
 

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because we want somebody straight
sober and with no sense of humor that's

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sober and with no sense of humor that's
 

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sober and with no sense of humor that's
you turtley

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hmm brussels sprouts

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hmm brussels sprouts
 

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hmm brussels sprouts
oh sorry mother i didn't see you there i

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oh sorry mother i didn't see you there i
 

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oh sorry mother i didn't see you there i
just came in for the uh

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just came in for the uh
 

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just came in for the uh
for the paying in slips are you all

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for the paying in slips are you all
 

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for the paying in slips are you all
right you didn't see me

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right you didn't see me
 

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right you didn't see me
i'm getting used to that hmm

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i'm getting used to that hmm
 

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i'm getting used to that hmm
what do you mean well take a good look

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what do you mean well take a good look
 

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what do you mean well take a good look
michael

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something new is it the curtains no i

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something new is it the curtains no i
 

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something new is it the curtains no i
want you to look at me

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okay i'll look at you

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what'd you see this is not a game is it

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what'd you see this is not a game is it
 

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what'd you see this is not a game is it
mother because i'm in a bit of a hurry

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mother because i'm in a bit of a hurry
 

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mother because i'm in a bit of a hurry
no sorry

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um well when i look at you i see you

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um well when i look at you i see you
 

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um well when i look at you i see you
my mother of course my dear sweet little

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my mother of course my dear sweet little
 

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my mother of course my dear sweet little
mother

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mother
 

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mother
who i love a lot a mother who shouldn't

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who i love a lot a mother who shouldn't
 

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who i love a lot a mother who shouldn't
why you don't see

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why you don't see
 

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why you don't see
shirley well well i do but well you're

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shirley well well i do but well you're
 

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shirley well well i do but well you're
my mother i wouldn't call my mother

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my mother i wouldn't call my mother
 

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my mother i wouldn't call my mother
shirley it feels disrespectful

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shirley it feels disrespectful
 

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shirley it feels disrespectful
it just about sums it up even my name is

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it just about sums it up even my name is
 

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it just about sums it up even my name is
no longer respectable

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no longer respectable
 

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no longer respectable
i just wear a series of labels you don't

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i just wear a series of labels you don't
 

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i just wear a series of labels you don't
you're playing michael uh

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you're playing michael uh
 

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you're playing michael uh
not so much of the plane please mother

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not so much of the plane please mother
 

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not so much of the plane please mother
oh you and your big head

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has always been the trouble with you you

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has always been the trouble with you you
 

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has always been the trouble with you you
know

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know
 

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know
ever since birth

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their head was so big it got stuck and

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their head was so big it got stuck and
 

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their head was so big it got stuck and
they had to use for ourselves

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there's one sec was because you

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there's one sec was because you
 

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there's one sec was because you
inherited his brain

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inherited his brain
 

331
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inherited his brain
it was a difficult delivery it took a

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it was a difficult delivery it took a
 

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it was a difficult delivery it took a
long time to get over it

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335
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well you're feeling better now huh

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well you're feeling better now huh
 

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well you're feeling better now huh
mother i must go

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mother i must go
 

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mother i must go
i'm in a bit of a hurry and i'm running

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i'm in a bit of a hurry and i'm running
 

341
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i'm in a bit of a hurry and i'm running
late look have a nice evening okay

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late look have a nice evening okay
 

343
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late look have a nice evening okay
bye-bye bye big head

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i know it's traditionally of the

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i know it's traditionally of the
 

347
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i know it's traditionally of the
competition to have all here cut

348
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competition to have all here cut
 

349
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competition to have all here cut
but it's wrong to send a boy to do a

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but it's wrong to send a boy to do a
 

351
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but it's wrong to send a boy to do a
man's job ah you're in good hands vince

352
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man's job ah you're in good hands vince
 

353
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man's job ah you're in good hands vince
like father like son

354
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like father like son
 

355
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like father like son
that's what he's afraid of hoping for

356
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that's what he's afraid of hoping for
 

357
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that's what he's afraid of hoping for
you to screw it down no no no it's

358
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you to screw it down no no no it's
 

359
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you to screw it down no no no it's
traditional for a father to pass all

360
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traditional for a father to pass all
 

361
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traditional for a father to pass all
these skills to his son

362
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these skills to his son
 

363
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these skills to his son
besides birth is insulting me the way

364
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besides birth is insulting me the way
 

365
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besides birth is insulting me the way
you cut hair you should be used to

366
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you cut hair you should be used to
 

367
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you cut hair you should be used to
insults

368
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insults
 

369
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insults
is only a short back and sides what

370
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is only a short back and sides what
 

371
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is only a short back and sides what
could go wrong

372
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could go wrong
 

373
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could go wrong
last year you caught it so short it

374
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last year you caught it so short it
 

375
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last year you caught it so short it
looked like my

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377
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took backside a year to grow now we have

378
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took backside a year to grow now we have
 

379
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took backside a year to grow now we have
another competition

380
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another competition
 

381
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another competition
i'm going to go bald again

382
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i'm going to go bald again
 

383
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i'm going to go bald again
where did the tradition of cutting hair

384
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where did the tradition of cutting hair
 

385
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where did the tradition of cutting hair
of the day of the competition come from

386
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of the day of the competition come from
 

387
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of the day of the competition come from
the same place where all our greatest

388
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the same place where all our greatest
 

389
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the same place where all our greatest
traditions come from africa

390
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traditions come from africa
 

391
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traditions come from africa
a bottle of rum hurry up will play the

392
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a bottle of rum hurry up will play the
 

393
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a bottle of rum hurry up will play the
poor too

394
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poor too
 

395
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poor too
okay four two

396
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okay four two
 

397
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okay four two
i win what's the point of paying me to

398
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i win what's the point of paying me to
 

399
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i win what's the point of paying me to
practice with you if you're going to

400
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practice with you if you're going to
 

401
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practice with you if you're going to
cheat

402
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cheat
 

403
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cheat
you keep practicing for fire you need it

404
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you keep practicing for fire you need it
 

405
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you keep practicing for fire you need it
you've never won a competition yet

406
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you've never won a competition yet
 

407
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you've never won a competition yet
i have when when 1963

408
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i have when when 1963
 

409
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i have when when 1963
did he i don't know did he i don't know

410
00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:05,440
did he i don't know did he i don't know
 

411
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did he i don't know did he i don't know
you mean you don't remember

412
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you mean you don't remember
 

413
00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,389
you mean you don't remember
well we must have been a bitter ass

414
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well we must have been a bitter ass
 

415
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well we must have been a bitter ass
rocket talking about cake

416
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rocket talking about cake
 

417
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rocket talking about cake
has surely made this year's yet no where

418
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has surely made this year's yet no where
 

419
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has surely made this year's yet no where
is she has anyone seen her

420
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is she has anyone seen her
 

421
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is she has anyone seen her
no no well we're supposed to help her

422
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no no well we're supposed to help her
 

423
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no no well we're supposed to help her
with the cake this morning

424
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with the cake this morning
 

425
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with the cake this morning
i wonder where she's gone well she's a

426
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i wonder where she's gone well she's a
 

427
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i wonder where she's gone well she's a
grown-up responsible woman

428
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grown-up responsible woman
 

429
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grown-up responsible woman
and i suppose she's doing what all grown

430
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and i suppose she's doing what all grown
 

431
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and i suppose she's doing what all grown
up responsible women do when they don't

432
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up responsible women do when they don't
 

433
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up responsible women do when they don't
want to be grown up and responsible

434
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want to be grown up and responsible
 

435
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want to be grown up and responsible
what's that gone wrong to a friend to

436
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what's that gone wrong to a friend to
 

437
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what's that gone wrong to a friend to
talk nonsense

438
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talk nonsense
 

439
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talk nonsense
who is going to bake the cake i will

440
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who is going to bake the cake i will
 

441
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who is going to bake the cake i will
listen

442
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listen
 

443
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listen
good idea i'd rather you bake wrong cake

444
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good idea i'd rather you bake wrong cake
 

445
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good idea i'd rather you bake wrong cake
don't cut my ears sean

446
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don't cut my ears sean
 

447
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don't cut my ears sean
what do you know about rum cake i saw in

448
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what do you know about rum cake i saw in
 

449
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what do you know about rum cake i saw in
the mix man

450
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451
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we have another problem what's that who

452
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we have another problem what's that who
 

453
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we have another problem what's that who
is going to referee well i've asked

454
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is going to referee well i've asked
 

455
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is going to referee well i've asked
michael no

456
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michael no
 

457
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michael no
no no no family connection we want

458
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no no no family connection we want
 

459
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no no no family connection we want
somebody who is unbiased well michael

460
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somebody who is unbiased well michael
 

461
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somebody who is unbiased well michael
will be biased towards me

462
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will be biased towards me
 

463
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will be biased towards me
it will take away the pleasure of seeing

464
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it will take away the pleasure of seeing
 

465
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it will take away the pleasure of seeing
me lose i suggest match you i agree

466
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me lose i suggest match you i agree
 

467
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me lose i suggest match you i agree
matthew

468
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matthew
 

469
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matthew
what does matthew know about dominoes

470
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what does matthew know about dominoes
 

471
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,269
what does matthew know about dominoes
enough for you to pay 50 pence an hour

472
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:03,279
enough for you to pay 50 pence an hour
 

473
00:10:03,279 --> 00:10:04,949
enough for you to pay 50 pence an hour
all right matthew's the referee

474
00:10:04,949 --> 00:10:04,959
all right matthew's the referee
 

475
00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:07,509
all right matthew's the referee
delighted i'm sure

476
00:10:07,509 --> 00:10:07,519
delighted i'm sure
 

477
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,350
delighted i'm sure
well done matthew this is the first time

478
00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:09,360
well done matthew this is the first time
 

479
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,030
well done matthew this is the first time
africans and west indians will ever have

480
00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:11,040
africans and west indians will ever have
 

481
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,630
africans and west indians will ever have
helped each other

482
00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:12,640
helped each other
 

483
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,030
helped each other
what's wrong with your eyebrow just a

484
00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:15,040
what's wrong with your eyebrow just a
 

485
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,710
what's wrong with your eyebrow just a
little eye ailment that comes and goes

486
00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:16,720
little eye ailment that comes and goes
 

487
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,230
little eye ailment that comes and goes
every now and then

488
00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:18,240
every now and then
 

489
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,389
every now and then
all right thank you for letting me be

490
00:10:20,389 --> 00:10:20,399
all right thank you for letting me be
 

491
00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:21,350
all right thank you for letting me be
part of this

492
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part of this
 

493
00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,230
part of this
stupendous west indian occasion to

494
00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:24,240
stupendous west indian occasion to
 

495
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,550
stupendous west indian occasion to
referee the georgetown dreamers annual

496
00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:26,560
referee the georgetown dreamers annual
 

497
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,750
referee the georgetown dreamers annual
dominance competition

498
00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:27,760
dominance competition
 

499
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,829
dominance competition
will be a pleasure and a privilege or

500
00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:29,839
will be a pleasure and a privilege or
 

501
00:10:29,839 --> 00:10:44,829
will be a pleasure and a privilege or
just say yes no man

502
00:10:44,829 --> 00:10:44,839

 

503
00:10:44,839 --> 00:10:45,990

yes

504
00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:46,000
yes
 

505
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,910
yes
you look like a woman with a lot on your

506
00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:47,920
you look like a woman with a lot on your
 

507
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:52,949
you look like a woman with a lot on your
mind

508
00:10:52,949 --> 00:10:52,959

 

509
00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:55,430

look at the poor creatures they spend

510
00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:55,440
look at the poor creatures they spend
 

511
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,870
look at the poor creatures they spend
their lives having other people's

512
00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:56,880
their lives having other people's
 

513
00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:57,509
their lives having other people's
problems

514
00:10:57,509 --> 00:10:57,519
problems
 

515
00:10:57,519 --> 00:11:00,310
problems
thrown at them no wonder they're called

516
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:00,320
thrown at them no wonder they're called
 

517
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,470
thrown at them no wonder they're called
ducks

518
00:11:02,470 --> 00:11:02,480
ducks
 

519
00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,389
ducks
knocking and diving

520
00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:06,399

 

521
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:09,030

you know i've become quite an expert at

522
00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:09,040
you know i've become quite an expert at
 

523
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,509
you know i've become quite an expert at
the scale of people's anxieties

524
00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:11,519
the scale of people's anxieties
 

525
00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:13,269
the scale of people's anxieties
one can tell by what they chuck at these

526
00:11:13,269 --> 00:11:13,279
one can tell by what they chuck at these
 

527
00:11:13,279 --> 00:11:14,949
one can tell by what they chuck at these
poor blighters

528
00:11:14,949 --> 00:11:14,959
poor blighters
 

529
00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:18,870
poor blighters
you get crumbs chunks slices

530
00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:18,880
you get crumbs chunks slices
 

531
00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,269
you get crumbs chunks slices
i once saw a man throw a whole french

532
00:11:21,269 --> 00:11:21,279
i once saw a man throw a whole french
 

533
00:11:21,279 --> 00:11:24,710
i once saw a man throw a whole french
loaf

534
00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:24,720

 

535
00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,030

you've seen how the moorhens swim around

536
00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:27,040
you've seen how the moorhens swim around
 

537
00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,670
you've seen how the moorhens swim around
looking nervous

538
00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:29,680
looking nervous
 

539
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:35,670
looking nervous
because they're scared he's coming back

540
00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:35,680

 

541
00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:39,269

where do i stand on your scale

542
00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:39,279

 

543
00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:42,389

there's hope yet is that uh

544
00:11:42,389 --> 00:11:42,399
there's hope yet is that uh
 

545
00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:50,150
there's hope yet is that uh
fresh yeah can i

546
00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:50,160

 

547
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:55,350

oh are you hungry a little peckish

548
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:55,360
oh are you hungry a little peckish
 

549
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,069
oh are you hungry a little peckish
look there's a nice little tea shop i

550
00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:58,079
look there's a nice little tea shop i
 

551
00:11:58,079 --> 00:11:59,350
look there's a nice little tea shop i
used to go to

552
00:11:59,350 --> 00:11:59,360
used to go to
 

553
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:04,150
used to go to
would you like to come

554
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:04,160
would you like to come
 

555
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:16,230
would you like to come
my name's shirley

556
00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:16,240

 

557
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:19,590

well if you won't eat at least you

558
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:19,600
well if you won't eat at least you
 

559
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,710
well if you won't eat at least you
better tell me your troubles

560
00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:22,720
better tell me your troubles
 

561
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,710
better tell me your troubles
oh i don't know yesterday i got to the

562
00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:26,720
oh i don't know yesterday i got to the
 

563
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,470
oh i don't know yesterday i got to the
state where i hated everything

564
00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:28,480
state where i hated everything
 

565
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,670
state where i hated everything
and everybody including myself hmm

566
00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:31,680
and everybody including myself hmm
 

567
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,590
and everybody including myself hmm
even desmond's stupid grin that's

568
00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:33,600
even desmond's stupid grin that's
 

569
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,670
even desmond's stupid grin that's
usually guaranteed to make me laugh just

570
00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:35,680
usually guaranteed to make me laugh just
 

571
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:39,350
usually guaranteed to make me laugh just
made me want to put a bag over his head

572
00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:39,360
made me want to put a bag over his head
 

573
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,110
made me want to put a bag over his head
maybe i should put one over mine then

574
00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:41,120
maybe i should put one over mine then
 

575
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,870
maybe i should put one over mine then
he'd see me

576
00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:42,880
he'd see me
 

577
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,550
he'd see me
what do you do when nobody sees you

578
00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:44,560
what do you do when nobody sees you
 

579
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,269
what do you do when nobody sees you
anymore i know what you mean

580
00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:47,279
anymore i know what you mean
 

581
00:12:47,279 --> 00:12:49,430
anymore i know what you mean
to most people one's a dirty old bag

582
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:49,440
to most people one's a dirty old bag
 

583
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,590
to most people one's a dirty old bag
lady they don't want to see the

584
00:12:51,590 --> 00:12:51,600
lady they don't want to see the
 

585
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,629
lady they don't want to see the
colonel's wife one once was hmm

586
00:12:54,629 --> 00:12:54,639
colonel's wife one once was hmm
 

587
00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:57,190
colonel's wife one once was hmm
star begins when you get married you

588
00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:57,200
star begins when you get married you
 

589
00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,230
star begins when you get married you
lose your name when you take on dares

590
00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:00,240
lose your name when you take on dares
 

591
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,230
lose your name when you take on dares
i got married and shirley pleasure

592
00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:02,240
i got married and shirley pleasure
 

593
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,910
i got married and shirley pleasure
became shirley ambrose

594
00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:03,920
became shirley ambrose
 

595
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,790
became shirley ambrose
shirley ambrose became surely dishwasher

596
00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:06,800
shirley ambrose became surely dishwasher
 

597
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,949
shirley ambrose became surely dishwasher
surely dishwasher became surely nappy

598
00:13:08,949 --> 00:13:08,959
surely dishwasher became surely nappy
 

599
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:12,150
surely dishwasher became surely nappy
changer

600
00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:12,160

 

601
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,230

charlie cook became shirley household

602
00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:14,240
charlie cook became shirley household
 

603
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,430
charlie cook became shirley household
appliance

604
00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:15,440
appliance
 

605
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,269
appliance
jury household appliance eventually

606
00:13:17,269 --> 00:13:17,279
jury household appliance eventually
 

607
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:20,790
jury household appliance eventually
became surely the invisible

608
00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:20,800
became surely the invisible
 

609
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:25,190
became surely the invisible
excuse me excuse me could we have a

610
00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:25,200
excuse me excuse me could we have a
 

611
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:42,230
excuse me excuse me could we have a
waitress morty

612
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:42,240

 

613
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,310

my children will be leaving home soon

614
00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:44,320
my children will be leaving home soon
 

615
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,590
my children will be leaving home soon
then it'll be just me

616
00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:45,600
then it'll be just me
 

617
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,389
then it'll be just me
and desmond what am i gonna do when it's

618
00:13:48,389 --> 00:13:48,399
and desmond what am i gonna do when it's
 

619
00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:50,949
and desmond what am i gonna do when it's
just the two of us

620
00:13:50,949 --> 00:13:50,959
just the two of us
 

621
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:52,550
just the two of us
maybe i should take up something as a

622
00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:52,560
maybe i should take up something as a
 

623
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,350
maybe i should take up something as a
hobby i need something stimulating

624
00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:55,360
hobby i need something stimulating
 

625
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:59,269
hobby i need something stimulating
maybe you should have an affair

626
00:13:59,269 --> 00:13:59,279

 

627
00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:02,870

i did it worked wonders for my marriage

628
00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:02,880
i did it worked wonders for my marriage
 

629
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,750
i did it worked wonders for my marriage
no thanks having to cope with one man is

630
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:05,760
no thanks having to cope with one man is
 

631
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,550
no thanks having to cope with one man is
more than enough

632
00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:06,560
more than enough
 

633
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:10,069
more than enough
oh no i mean have an affair with oneself

634
00:14:10,069 --> 00:14:10,079
oh no i mean have an affair with oneself
 

635
00:14:10,079 --> 00:14:13,590
oh no i mean have an affair with oneself
learn to like yourself show pride in who

636
00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:13,600
learn to like yourself show pride in who
 

637
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:13,829
learn to like yourself show pride in who
you

638
00:14:13,829 --> 00:14:13,839
you
 

639
00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:16,870
you
are not what others think you are

640
00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:16,880
are not what others think you are
 

641
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:24,629
are not what others think you are
make your own choices i made mine

642
00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:24,639

 

643
00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:27,990

yes well at least i chose to take a walk

644
00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:28,000
yes well at least i chose to take a walk
 

645
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,870
yes well at least i chose to take a walk
today

646
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:28,880
today
 

647
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:32,230
today
you see it's a beginning i began

648
00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:32,240
you see it's a beginning i began
 

649
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,269
you see it's a beginning i began
10 years ago when my husband died oh oh

650
00:14:35,269 --> 00:14:35,279
10 years ago when my husband died oh oh
 

651
00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:37,750
10 years ago when my husband died oh oh
don't worry it was useless really

652
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:37,760
don't worry it was useless really
 

653
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,590
don't worry it was useless really
i never liked the army and what it stood

654
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:39,600
i never liked the army and what it stood
 

655
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,790
i never liked the army and what it stood
for but i did love the uniform

656
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:42,800
for but i did love the uniform
 

657
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,189
for but i did love the uniform
when theodore died he entrusted

658
00:14:45,189 --> 00:14:45,199
when theodore died he entrusted
 

659
00:14:45,199 --> 00:14:46,629
when theodore died he entrusted
everything to our sons

660
00:14:46,629 --> 00:14:46,639
everything to our sons
 

661
00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:50,150
everything to our sons
including my welfare the boys decided

662
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:50,160
including my welfare the boys decided
 

663
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,389
including my welfare the boys decided
i would be better off in an old people's

664
00:14:52,389 --> 00:14:52,399
i would be better off in an old people's
 

665
00:14:52,399 --> 00:14:53,350
i would be better off in an old people's
home so

666
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:53,360
home so
 

667
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,750
home so
i ran away and came to peckham they're

668
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:55,760
i ran away and came to peckham they're
 

669
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,910
i ran away and came to peckham they're
such snobs they wouldn't be seen dead in

670
00:14:57,910 --> 00:14:57,920
such snobs they wouldn't be seen dead in
 

671
00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:12,150
such snobs they wouldn't be seen dead in
peckham let alone look for me here where

672
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:12,160
peckham let alone look for me here where
 

673
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,750
peckham let alone look for me here where
is she it's nearly 12.

674
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:13,760
is she it's nearly 12.
 

675
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,110
is she it's nearly 12.
well if we don't get this in the oven

676
00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:15,120
well if we don't get this in the oven
 

677
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,550
well if we don't get this in the oven
soon it's never going to be ready on

678
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:16,560
soon it's never going to be ready on
 

679
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,150
soon it's never going to be ready on
time

680
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:18,160
time
 

681
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,590
time
sean what are you doing be more generous

682
00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:21,600
sean what are you doing be more generous
 

683
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:25,509
sean what are you doing be more generous
man gloria what are you doing man it

684
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:25,519
man gloria what are you doing man it
 

685
00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:27,430
man gloria what are you doing man it
says free answers not 43.

686
00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:27,440
says free answers not 43.
 

687
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,949
says free answers not 43.
i know what i'm doing and that's the way

688
00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:28,959
i know what i'm doing and that's the way
 

689
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:30,629
i know what i'm doing and that's the way
mum makes it and then you add a bit of

690
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:30,639
mum makes it and then you add a bit of
 

691
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,269
mum makes it and then you add a bit of
rum

692
00:15:33,269 --> 00:15:33,279

 

693
00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:39,269

no this is the way dad takes it

694
00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:39,279

 

695
00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:41,269

this is the only cake i know guaranteed

696
00:15:41,269 --> 00:15:41,279
this is the only cake i know guaranteed
 

697
00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:42,870
this is the only cake i know guaranteed
to give you a hangover

698
00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:42,880
to give you a hangover
 

699
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,230
to give you a hangover
why don't they just drink it it'd be a

700
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:44,240
why don't they just drink it it'd be a
 

701
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:51,189
why don't they just drink it it'd be a
lot easier

702
00:15:51,189 --> 00:15:51,199

 

703
00:15:51,199 --> 00:15:52,710

yeah it's all in a mix man it's all in

704
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:52,720
yeah it's all in a mix man it's all in
 

705
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,160
yeah it's all in a mix man it's all in
the mix

706
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:54,170
the mix
 

707
00:15:54,170 --> 00:16:00,070
the mix
[Music]

708
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:00,080

 

709
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:05,350

[Laughter]

710
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:05,360
[Laughter]
 

711
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,990
[Laughter]
my true stop dancing wrong like that

712
00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:08,000
my true stop dancing wrong like that
 

713
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,069
my true stop dancing wrong like that
this is a domino's competition not a

714
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:10,079
this is a domino's competition not a
 

715
00:16:10,079 --> 00:16:11,189
this is a domino's competition not a
boxing match

716
00:16:11,189 --> 00:16:11,199
boxing match
 

717
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:13,189
boxing match
sorry but i have to make sure that no

718
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:13,199
sorry but i have to make sure that no
 

719
00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:16,870
sorry but i have to make sure that no
one is cheating especially pogba

720
00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:16,880
one is cheating especially pogba
 

721
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,550
one is cheating especially pogba
just who are you calling a cheat no this

722
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:18,560
just who are you calling a cheat no this
 

723
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,829
just who are you calling a cheat no this
is a serious allegation from the african

724
00:16:20,829 --> 00:16:20,839
is a serious allegation from the african
 

725
00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:23,590
is a serious allegation from the african
referee

726
00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:23,600
referee
 

727
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,749
referee
once more the game is held up not by

728
00:16:25,749 --> 00:16:25,759
once more the game is held up not by
 

729
00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:27,990
once more the game is held up not by
pogba's extremely slow play

730
00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:28,000
pogba's extremely slow play
 

731
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,069
pogba's extremely slow play
but by accusations of cheating from the

732
00:16:30,069 --> 00:16:30,079
but by accusations of cheating from the
 

733
00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:31,910
but by accusations of cheating from the
african referee

734
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:31,920
african referee
 

735
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,910
african referee
i didn't actually say you were cheating

736
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:33,920
i didn't actually say you were cheating
 

737
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,110
i didn't actually say you were cheating
porphy

738
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:35,120
porphy
 

739
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,509
porphy
this is not a joke i demand an apology

740
00:16:37,509 --> 00:16:37,519
this is not a joke i demand an apology
 

741
00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:38,470
this is not a joke i demand an apology
from the referee

742
00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:38,480
from the referee
 

743
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,550
from the referee
of course please accept my apologies mr

744
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:40,560
of course please accept my apologies mr
 

745
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,430
of course please accept my apologies mr
grant

746
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:43,440

 

747
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,069

such drama the african referees

748
00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:46,079
such drama the african referees
 

749
00:16:46,079 --> 00:16:46,870
such drama the african referees
apologized

750
00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:46,880
apologized
 

751
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,949
apologized
at the 23rd annual domino knockout

752
00:16:48,949 --> 00:16:48,959
at the 23rd annual domino knockout
 

753
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:50,150
at the 23rd annual domino knockout
competition here

754
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:50,160
competition here
 

755
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:50,940
competition here
in pekka

756
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:50,950
in pekka
 

757
00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:53,509
in pekka
[Music]

758
00:16:53,509 --> 00:16:53,519
[Music]
 

759
00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:57,590
[Music]
ha i got you now vinci baby

760
00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:57,600
ha i got you now vinci baby
 

761
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,509
ha i got you now vinci baby
couldn't play even if my life depended

762
00:16:59,509 --> 00:16:59,519
couldn't play even if my life depended
 

763
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,949
couldn't play even if my life depended
on it evincy baby

764
00:17:00,949 --> 00:17:00,959
on it evincy baby
 

765
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:02,790
on it evincy baby
don't call him against the bb i'm not

766
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:02,800
don't call him against the bb i'm not
 

767
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,990
don't call him against the bb i'm not
playing stop running

768
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:04,000
playing stop running
 

769
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,230
playing stop running
off your mouth ah you see more doubters

770
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:06,240
off your mouth ah you see more doubters
 

771
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,029
off your mouth ah you see more doubters
brothers

772
00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:07,039
brothers
 

773
00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:09,750
brothers
i've got news for you again and i

774
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:09,760
i've got news for you again and i
 

775
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,069
i've got news for you again and i
thought

776
00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:10,079
thought
 

777
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,230
thought
dominus was supposed to be a fast-moving

778
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:12,240
dominus was supposed to be a fast-moving
 

779
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,669
dominus was supposed to be a fast-moving
game

780
00:17:13,669 --> 00:17:13,679
game
 

781
00:17:13,679 --> 00:17:15,590
game
now to be poor flight lazy now you're

782
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:15,600
now to be poor flight lazy now you're
 

783
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,029
now to be poor flight lazy now you're
listening to me for fun

784
00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:17,039
listening to me for fun
 

785
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:19,029
listening to me for fun
hurry up or else i will have to penalize

786
00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:19,039
hurry up or else i will have to penalize
 

787
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,789
hurry up or else i will have to penalize
you for wasting time that's not in the

788
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:20,799
you for wasting time that's not in the
 

789
00:17:20,799 --> 00:17:22,150
you for wasting time that's not in the
rules or it is now

790
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:22,160
rules or it is now
 

791
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,309
rules or it is now
and i'm the referee member and i'm sure

792
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:24,319
and i'm the referee member and i'm sure
 

793
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,829
and i'm the referee member and i'm sure
i have the full backing from the rest of

794
00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:25,839
i have the full backing from the rest of
 

795
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,270
i have the full backing from the rest of
the competitors oh yes yes

796
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:27,280
the competitors oh yes yes
 

797
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,909
the competitors oh yes yes
okay okay you wish you never said that

798
00:17:29,909 --> 00:17:29,919
okay okay you wish you never said that
 

799
00:17:29,919 --> 00:17:31,750
okay okay you wish you never said that
man just play the domino don't shout at

800
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:31,760
man just play the domino don't shout at
 

801
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,590
man just play the domino don't shout at
me desmond i shot that you hurry up and

802
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:33,600
me desmond i shot that you hurry up and
 

803
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,150
me desmond i shot that you hurry up and
play

804
00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:34,160
play
 

805
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,590
play
all right all right that's the way you

806
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:37,600
all right all right that's the way you
 

807
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,909
all right all right that's the way you
want it you trying to intimidate me

808
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:39,919
want it you trying to intimidate me
 

809
00:17:39,919 --> 00:17:42,710
want it you trying to intimidate me
you asked for it you can't play air so

810
00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:42,720
you asked for it you can't play air so
 

811
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,630
you asked for it you can't play air so
it's my turn again

812
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:44,640
it's my turn again
 

813
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,230
it's my turn again
and you still can't play right so it's

814
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:46,240
and you still can't play right so it's
 

815
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,470
and you still can't play right so it's
my turn again and again

816
00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:48,480
my turn again and again
 

817
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,390
my turn again and again
and this game set on you out of this

818
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:50,400
and this game set on you out of this
 

819
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,669
and this game set on you out of this
competition

820
00:17:53,669 --> 00:17:53,679

 

821
00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:56,390

why i never felt so good since my wife

822
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:56,400
why i never felt so good since my wife
 

823
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,150
why i never felt so good since my wife
left me

824
00:17:58,150 --> 00:17:58,160
left me
 

825
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,430
left me
i bet she felt even better the grant has

826
00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:01,440
i bet she felt even better the grant has
 

827
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,190
i bet she felt even better the grant has
now progressed to the final and will

828
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:03,200
now progressed to the final and will
 

829
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,789
now progressed to the final and will
play ambrose and will beat

830
00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:04,799
play ambrose and will beat
 

831
00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:07,190
play ambrose and will beat
ambrose grant beats ambrose gwan beats

832
00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:07,200
ambrose grant beats ambrose gwan beats
 

833
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,390
ambrose grant beats ambrose gwan beats
him

834
00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:08,400
him
 

835
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,669
him
yes i can and i have when 27 years

836
00:18:11,669 --> 00:18:11,679
yes i can and i have when 27 years
 

837
00:18:11,679 --> 00:18:13,830
yes i can and i have when 27 years
gentlemen please shut up matthew you can

838
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:13,840
gentlemen please shut up matthew you can
 

839
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,430
gentlemen please shut up matthew you can
see having another argument with pogba

840
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:15,440
see having another argument with pogba
 

841
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,430
see having another argument with pogba
children children children please look

842
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:17,440
children children children please look
 

843
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,710
children children children please look
if you don't behave yourselves i'll send

844
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:18,720
if you don't behave yourselves i'll send
 

845
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,110
if you don't behave yourselves i'll send
you all to bed without any tea

846
00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:21,120
you all to bed without any tea
 

847
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,950
you all to bed without any tea
how's mother i don't know does she come

848
00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:22,960
how's mother i don't know does she come
 

849
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,150
how's mother i don't know does she come
back yet where's she gone

850
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:24,160
back yet where's she gone
 

851
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,310
back yet where's she gone
she's gone missing she's not missing

852
00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:26,320
she's gone missing she's not missing
 

853
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,270
she's gone missing she's not missing
it's just that

854
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:27,280
it's just that
 

855
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,029
it's just that
she's not there yeah well it's not like

856
00:18:29,029 --> 00:18:29,039
she's not there yeah well it's not like
 

857
00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:31,270
she's not there yeah well it's not like
her oh i wouldn't worry gloria my mum's

858
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:31,280
her oh i wouldn't worry gloria my mum's
 

859
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,870
her oh i wouldn't worry gloria my mum's
always walking out of my dad

860
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:32,880
always walking out of my dad
 

861
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,310
always walking out of my dad
last time was when she bought a new

862
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:34,320
last time was when she bought a new
 

863
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,669
last time was when she bought a new
dress and he said she looked like a

864
00:18:35,669 --> 00:18:35,679
dress and he said she looked like a
 

865
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,270
dress and he said she looked like a
marshmallow

866
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:37,280
marshmallow
 

867
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,029
marshmallow
did you call shelly a marshmallow

868
00:18:39,029 --> 00:18:39,039
did you call shelly a marshmallow
 

869
00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:40,310
did you call shelly a marshmallow
desmond no

870
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:40,320
desmond no
 

871
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,390
desmond no
of course not why don't you ring beverly

872
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:42,400
of course not why don't you ring beverly
 

873
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,510
of course not why don't you ring beverly
maybe she's there

874
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:43,520
maybe she's there
 

875
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,390
maybe she's there
that's a good idea lend me a phone uh

876
00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:46,400
that's a good idea lend me a phone uh
 

877
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,390
that's a good idea lend me a phone uh
it'll be cheaper on the pay phone

878
00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:48,400
it'll be cheaper on the pay phone
 

879
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,990
it'll be cheaper on the pay phone
you mean your money admission and all

880
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:50,000
you mean your money admission and all
 

881
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,590
you mean your money admission and all
you can think about is money you know

882
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:51,600
you can think about is money you know
 

883
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,110
you can think about is money you know
they said somebody's really going to go

884
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:53,120
they said somebody's really going to go
 

885
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,190
they said somebody's really going to go
there i always tell somebody first

886
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:55,200
there i always tell somebody first
 

887
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,510
there i always tell somebody first
when my wife decided to leave she told

888
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:57,520
when my wife decided to leave she told
 

889
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,310
when my wife decided to leave she told
everybody

890
00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:58,320
everybody
 

891
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,990
everybody
except me in africa when someone is

892
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:02,000
except me in africa when someone is
 

893
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:02,789
except me in africa when someone is
missing

894
00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:02,799
missing
 

895
00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:04,549
missing
we say you must first look under your

896
00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:04,559
we say you must first look under your
 

897
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:08,070
we say you must first look under your
nose before you look behind your ears

898
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:08,080
nose before you look behind your ears
 

899
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,310
nose before you look behind your ears
man give me the phone it's a matter of

900
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:10,320
man give me the phone it's a matter of
 

901
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:17,909
man give me the phone it's a matter of
wife or death

902
00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:17,919

 

903
00:19:17,919 --> 00:19:19,510

mother did seem rather odd last night

904
00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:19,520
mother did seem rather odd last night
 

905
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,510
mother did seem rather odd last night
you know she kept talking about how big

906
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:21,520
you know she kept talking about how big
 

907
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,190
you know she kept talking about how big
my head was at birth

908
00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:23,200
my head was at birth
 

909
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,710
my head was at birth
and don't start what else did you think

910
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:26,720
and don't start what else did you think
 

911
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,029
and don't start what else did you think
oh she kept asking who she was and what

912
00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:29,039
oh she kept asking who she was and what
 

913
00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:30,230
oh she kept asking who she was and what
i could see when i looked at her

914
00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:30,240
i could see when i looked at her
 

915
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,669
i could see when i looked at her
why would she ask that then she said she

916
00:19:33,669 --> 00:19:33,679
why would she ask that then she said she
 

917
00:19:33,679 --> 00:19:35,590
why would she ask that then she said she
took a long time to get over my birth

918
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:35,600
took a long time to get over my birth
 

919
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,190
took a long time to get over my birth
yeah well who wouldn't that's it

920
00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:39,200
yeah well who wouldn't that's it
 

921
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,789
yeah well who wouldn't that's it
where are you going i'm going to find

922
00:19:40,789 --> 00:19:40,799
where are you going i'm going to find
 

923
00:19:40,799 --> 00:19:42,150
where are you going i'm going to find
your mother do you want any help father

924
00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:42,160
your mother do you want any help father
 

925
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:42,549
your mother do you want any help father
no

926
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:42,559
no
 

927
00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:44,950
no
well can i come dad nope i think i know

928
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:44,960
well can i come dad nope i think i know
 

929
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,390
well can i come dad nope i think i know
where she might be but what about the

930
00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:46,400
where she might be but what about the
 

931
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:46,789
where she might be but what about the
game

932
00:19:46,789 --> 00:19:46,799
game
 

933
00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:49,029
game
there's my numbros you just can't leave

934
00:19:49,029 --> 00:19:49,039
there's my numbros you just can't leave
 

935
00:19:49,039 --> 00:19:52,390
there's my numbros you just can't leave
now who am i going to beat in the final

936
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:52,400
now who am i going to beat in the final
 

937
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,470
now who am i going to beat in the final
you want to beat the ambrose take my

938
00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:54,480
you want to beat the ambrose take my
 

939
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,990
you want to beat the ambrose take my
chair

940
00:19:55,990 --> 00:19:56,000
chair
 

941
00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:12,470
chair
you see this bigger that's my brain

942
00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:12,480

 

943
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:15,669

would you care for a cream cake

944
00:20:15,669 --> 00:20:15,679
would you care for a cream cake
 

945
00:20:15,679 --> 00:20:22,710
would you care for a cream cake
no uh thank you i'm not hungry

946
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:22,720

 

947
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,710

desmond i'd like to introduce you to my

948
00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:24,720
desmond i'd like to introduce you to my
 

949
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,909
desmond i'd like to introduce you to my
friend this is

950
00:20:25,909 --> 00:20:25,919
friend this is
 

951
00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:34,149
friend this is
claudia massingham

952
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:34,159
claudia massingham
 

953
00:20:34,159 --> 00:20:38,549
claudia massingham
oh you know i'd be here instinct

954
00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:38,559

 

955
00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:40,710

after our eldest son was born times were

956
00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:40,720
after our eldest son was born times were
 

957
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,070
after our eldest son was born times were
hard and i used to get

958
00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:42,080
hard and i used to get
 

959
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,310
hard and i used to get
really low desmond used to bring me here

960
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:44,320
really low desmond used to bring me here
 

961
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,510
really low desmond used to bring me here
to cheer me up

962
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:45,520
to cheer me up
 

963
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,110
to cheer me up
you could only afford one part butter

964
00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:47,120
you could only afford one part butter
 

965
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:51,350
you could only afford one part butter
tea and one cream cake which we shared

966
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:51,360
tea and one cream cake which we shared
 

967
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:55,270
tea and one cream cake which we shared
so you're really low now i was

968
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:55,280
so you're really low now i was
 

969
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,510
so you're really low now i was
but this lady helped me realize what i

970
00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:57,520
but this lady helped me realize what i
 

971
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,630
but this lady helped me realize what i
really want

972
00:20:58,630 --> 00:20:58,640
really want
 

973
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:02,549
really want
and what's that come on girl

974
00:21:02,549 --> 00:21:02,559
and what's that come on girl
 

975
00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:06,070
and what's that come on girl
spit it out last night did you mean what

976
00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:06,080
spit it out last night did you mean what
 

977
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,669
spit it out last night did you mean what
you said when you said what you did

978
00:21:07,669 --> 00:21:07,679
you said when you said what you did
 

979
00:21:07,679 --> 00:21:10,950
you said when you said what you did
yes i think so

980
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:10,960
yes i think so
 

981
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,390
yes i think so
so really get you down well sometimes

982
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:14,400
so really get you down well sometimes
 

983
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,549
so really get you down well sometimes
and i'm sure i get you down

984
00:21:16,549 --> 00:21:16,559
and i'm sure i get you down
 

985
00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:18,630
and i'm sure i get you down
look i'm sorry about last night i didn't

986
00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:18,640
look i'm sorry about last night i didn't
 

987
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,590
look i'm sorry about last night i didn't
realize

988
00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:19,600
realize
 

989
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,310
realize
you love me desmond what kind of a

990
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:22,320
you love me desmond what kind of a
 

991
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,470
you love me desmond what kind of a
question is that

992
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:24,480
question is that
 

993
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,310
question is that
i'll tell you when we get home i want to

994
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:26,320
i'll tell you when we get home i want to
 

995
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:30,390
i'll tell you when we get home i want to
know now um that in fear surely

996
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:30,400
know now um that in fear surely
 

997
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,590
know now um that in fear surely
okay yes i do you not do which part of

998
00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:33,600
okay yes i do you not do which part of
 

999
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,470
okay yes i do you not do which part of
me do you love

1000
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:34,480
me do you love
 

1001
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:38,070
me do you love
what well

1002
00:21:38,070 --> 00:21:38,080
what well
 

1003
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,190
what well
i i talk about love the usual parts you

1004
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:41,200
i i talk about love the usual parts you
 

1005
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,789
i i talk about love the usual parts you
know

1006
00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:42,799
know
 

1007
00:21:42,799 --> 00:21:47,190
know
all the little parts of me a big part

1008
00:21:47,190 --> 00:21:47,200
all the little parts of me a big part
 

1009
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,870
all the little parts of me a big part
why are you doing this to me because you

1010
00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:50,880
why are you doing this to me because you
 

1011
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,990
why are you doing this to me because you
fail to see the real me any longer

1012
00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:54,000
fail to see the real me any longer
 

1013
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,350
fail to see the real me any longer
you just see the labels wife

1014
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:57,360
you just see the labels wife
 

1015
00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:03,270
you just see the labels wife
mother shopper cake maker

1016
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:03,280

 

1017
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,510

you don't see the me you married the me

1018
00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:05,520
you don't see the me you married the me
 

1019
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,029
you don't see the me you married the me
i want to be again

1020
00:22:07,029 --> 00:22:07,039
i want to be again
 

1021
00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:10,870
i want to be again
do you yes surely pleasure

1022
00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:10,880
do you yes surely pleasure
 

1023
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,990
do you yes surely pleasure
i want to put myself first for a while

1024
00:22:13,990 --> 00:22:14,000
i want to put myself first for a while
 

1025
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,390
i want to put myself first for a while
all right i'll put you first too

1026
00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:18,400
all right i'll put you first too
 

1027
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:24,830
all right i'll put you first too
i had a dominoes

1028
00:22:24,830 --> 00:22:24,840

 

1029
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:38,830

yes

1030
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:38,840

 

1031
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:45,190

great

1032
00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:45,200

 

1033
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,390

oh shut up now if i play

1034
00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:48,400
oh shut up now if i play
 

1035
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,909
oh shut up now if i play
this then he will play that

1036
00:22:51,909 --> 00:22:51,919
this then he will play that
 

1037
00:22:51,919 --> 00:22:57,110
this then he will play that
and then i will play this and then that

1038
00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:57,120

 

1039
00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:00,390

no no i didn't need to play that one

1040
00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:00,400

 

1041
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,630

you know the rules it's my eyesight man

1042
00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:02,640
you know the rules it's my eyesight man
 

1043
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,470
you know the rules it's my eyesight man
your old age give me a chance now

1044
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:04,480
your old age give me a chance now
 

1045
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:12,880
your old age give me a chance now
pork pie this is a competition

1046
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:12,890

 

1047
00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:17,990

[Applause]

1048
00:23:17,990 --> 00:23:18,000

 

1049
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,070

when he gets all excited yeah well they

1050
00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:20,080
when he gets all excited yeah well they
 

1051
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,990
when he gets all excited yeah well they
do say men are basic animals once

1052
00:23:21,990 --> 00:23:22,000
do say men are basic animals once
 

1053
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,750
do say men are basic animals once
aroused

1054
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:23,760
aroused
 

1055
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,630
aroused
i declare ambrose junior who deputized

1056
00:23:26,630 --> 00:23:26,640
i declare ambrose junior who deputized
 

1057
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,070
i declare ambrose junior who deputized
for ambrosinia

1058
00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:28,080
for ambrosinia
 

1059
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,909
for ambrosinia
the winner for this year's georgetown

1060
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:29,919
the winner for this year's georgetown
 

1061
00:23:29,919 --> 00:23:32,870
the winner for this year's georgetown
dreamers knockout competition

1062
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:32,880
dreamers knockout competition
 

1063
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,950
dreamers knockout competition
how can we win the competition he's not

1064
00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:34,960
how can we win the competition he's not
 

1065
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,669
how can we win the competition he's not
a georgetown dreamer

1066
00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:37,679
a georgetown dreamer
 

1067
00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:38,750
a georgetown dreamer
you've lost

1068
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:38,760
you've lost
 

1069
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:39,470
you've lost
[Music]

1070
00:23:39,470 --> 00:23:39,480
[Music]
 

1071
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,110
[Music]
[Applause]

1072
00:23:41,110 --> 00:23:41,120
[Applause]
 

1073
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:45,750
[Applause]
oh wait you win he win

1074
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:45,760

 

1075
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,669

what did i tell you when it comes to

1076
00:23:47,669 --> 00:23:47,679
what did i tell you when it comes to
 

1077
00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:49,830
what did i tell you when it comes to
really serious matters you can always

1078
00:23:49,830 --> 00:23:49,840
really serious matters you can always
 

1079
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,149
really serious matters you can always
rely on michael domino man

1080
00:23:52,149 --> 00:23:52,159
rely on michael domino man
 

1081
00:23:52,159 --> 00:23:53,830
rely on michael domino man
what did i tell you got a great bread in

1082
00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:53,840
what did i tell you got a great bread in
 

1083
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,060
what did i tell you got a great bread in
it and you know we get it wrong

1084
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:55,070
it and you know we get it wrong
 

1085
00:23:55,070 --> 00:24:00,789
it and you know we get it wrong
[Laughter]

1086
00:24:00,789 --> 00:24:00,799

 

1087
00:24:00,799 --> 00:24:04,070

you made the cake i'm good you managed

1088
00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:04,080
you made the cake i'm good you managed
 

1089
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,870
you made the cake i'm good you managed
without me yeah we used your recipe

1090
00:24:06,870 --> 00:24:06,880
without me yeah we used your recipe
 

1091
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:12,789
without me yeah we used your recipe
more or less oh that smells nice

1092
00:24:12,789 --> 00:24:12,799

 

1093
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:24,940

ah you first died thank you desmond

1094
00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:24,950

 

1095
00:24:24,950 --> 00:24:29,210

[Applause]

1096
00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:29,220
[Applause]
 

1097
00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:30,830
[Applause]
[Music]

1098
00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:30,840
[Music]
 

1099
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,190
[Music]
hmm

1100
00:24:32,190 --> 00:24:32,200
hmm
 

1101
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,050
hmm
[Applause]

1102
00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:33,060
[Applause]
 

1103
00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:36,190
[Applause]
[Music]

1104
00:24:36,190 --> 00:24:36,200
[Music]
 

1105
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:58,830
[Music]
[Applause]

1106
00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:58,840

 

1107
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,700

do

1108
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:01,710
do
 

1109
00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:26,830
do
[Music]

1110
00:25:26,830 --> 00:25:26,840

 

1111
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,840

uh