1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:17,189 paper was light gold in medieval times 2 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:17,199 paper was light gold in medieval times 3 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:20,900 paper was light gold in medieval times i want tobacco sugar 4 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:20,910 i want tobacco sugar 5 00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:23,109 i want tobacco sugar [Music] 6 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:23,119 [Music] 7 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:25,109 [Music] that everything we thought we knew about 8 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:25,119 that everything we thought we knew about 9 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:26,150 that everything we thought we knew about the world 10 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:26,160 the world 11 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:34,470 the world might turn out to be completely wrong 12 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:34,480 13 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:56,830 [Music] 14 00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:56,840 15 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:01,410 trees 16 00:01:01,410 --> 00:01:01,420 17 00:01:01,420 --> 00:01:08,550 [Music] 18 00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:08,560 19 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,310 who wants to buy tickets for the charity 20 00:01:10,310 --> 00:01:10,320 who wants to buy tickets for the charity 21 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,070 who wants to buy tickets for the charity you do at my club oh 22 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:12,080 you do at my club oh 23 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,030 you do at my club oh no sleep how many more charity dudes 24 00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:15,040 no sleep how many more charity dudes 25 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,950 no sleep how many more charity dudes your club gonna run this week 26 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:16,960 your club gonna run this week 27 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:19,590 your club gonna run this week as many as your buy show and whose 28 00:01:19,590 --> 00:01:19,600 as many as your buy show and whose 29 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,910 as many as your buy show and whose pockets are relaying to dearly 30 00:01:21,910 --> 00:01:21,920 pockets are relaying to dearly 31 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,830 pockets are relaying to dearly homeless single-parent one-eyed martians 32 00:01:24,830 --> 00:01:24,840 homeless single-parent one-eyed martians 33 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,469 homeless single-parent one-eyed martians dez 34 00:01:26,469 --> 00:01:26,479 dez 35 00:01:26,479 --> 00:01:28,789 dez no seriously it's gonna be a great do 36 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:28,799 no seriously it's gonna be a great do 37 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:30,230 no seriously it's gonna be a great do first class cuisine 38 00:01:30,230 --> 00:01:30,240 first class cuisine 39 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,030 first class cuisine music for all tastes even matthews frank 40 00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:33,040 music for all tastes even matthews frank 41 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,030 music for all tastes even matthews frank bruno will be doing a raffle 42 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:35,040 bruno will be doing a raffle 43 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,190 bruno will be doing a raffle there'll be so many prizes there'll be a 44 00:01:37,190 --> 00:01:37,200 there'll be so many prizes there'll be a 45 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,950 there'll be so many prizes there'll be a prize for the person who wins the most 46 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:38,960 prize for the person who wins the most 47 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:39,590 prize for the person who wins the most prizes 48 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:39,600 prizes 49 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,630 prizes yeah tell me something if i was to buy 50 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:42,640 yeah tell me something if i was to buy 51 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,389 yeah tell me something if i was to buy all the raffle tickets you had on you 52 00:01:44,389 --> 00:01:44,399 all the raffle tickets you had on you 53 00:01:44,399 --> 00:01:45,910 all the raffle tickets you had on you could they win the one praise i've 54 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:45,920 could they win the one praise i've 55 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,670 could they win the one praise i've wanted ever since i've known you 56 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:47,680 wanted ever since i've known you 57 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,670 wanted ever since i've known you i should think so this what is it that 58 00:01:49,670 --> 00:01:49,680 i should think so this what is it that 59 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,830 i should think so this what is it that you stop trying to sell us raffle 60 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:52,840 you stop trying to sell us raffle 61 00:01:52,840 --> 00:02:04,870 you stop trying to sell us raffle tickets 62 00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:04,880 63 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,109 [Music] 64 00:02:07,109 --> 00:02:07,119 [Music] 65 00:02:07,119 --> 00:02:13,750 [Music] uh-huh 66 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:13,760 67 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,790 mash down me flat for the tunnel 68 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:16,800 mash down me flat for the tunnel 69 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,030 mash down me flat for the tunnel well done matthew now that you have 70 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:19,040 well done matthew now that you have 71 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,229 well done matthew now that you have mastered reading 72 00:02:20,229 --> 00:02:20,239 mastered reading 73 00:02:20,239 --> 00:02:24,070 mastered reading you can move on to arithmetic 74 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:24,080 75 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,510 there's a terrible thing that channel 76 00:02:25,510 --> 00:02:25,520 there's a terrible thing that channel 77 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,750 there's a terrible thing that channel tunnel is going to do if god wanted us 78 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:27,760 tunnel is going to do if god wanted us 79 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,510 tunnel is going to do if god wanted us to be a part of europe he would have 80 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:29,520 to be a part of europe he would have 81 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,910 to be a part of europe he would have built a tunnel in the first place 82 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:31,920 built a tunnel in the first place 83 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,670 built a tunnel in the first place well i'm sorry to destroy your theory 84 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:33,680 well i'm sorry to destroy your theory 85 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,190 well i'm sorry to destroy your theory pogba but in fact 86 00:02:35,190 --> 00:02:35,200 pogba but in fact 87 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,070 pogba but in fact england was once part of europe you see 88 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:38,080 england was once part of europe you see 89 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,589 england was once part of europe you see it was 90 00:02:39,589 --> 00:02:39,599 it was 91 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:41,670 it was once part of europe and that even he 92 00:02:41,670 --> 00:02:41,680 once part of europe and that even he 93 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,150 once part of europe and that even he realized he made a mistake 94 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:44,160 realized he made a mistake 95 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,949 realized he made a mistake but pogba how you expect to get support 96 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:46,959 but pogba how you expect to get support 97 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,190 but pogba how you expect to get support with a slogan spelt like that nobody 98 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:49,200 with a slogan spelt like that nobody 99 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:49,990 with a slogan spelt like that nobody will understand 100 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:50,000 will understand 101 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,589 will understand it well uh oh well that's deliberate mrs 102 00:02:53,589 --> 00:02:53,599 it well uh oh well that's deliberate mrs 103 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:54,550 it well uh oh well that's deliberate mrs ambrose you see 104 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:54,560 ambrose you see 105 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,390 ambrose you see people who don't understand it will come 106 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:56,400 people who don't understand it will come 107 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,830 people who don't understand it will come up and say what does it mean 108 00:02:57,830 --> 00:02:57,840 up and say what does it mean 109 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,830 up and say what does it mean yeah we wrote it you mean to tell me my 110 00:02:59,830 --> 00:02:59,840 yeah we wrote it you mean to tell me my 111 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,710 yeah we wrote it you mean to tell me my daughter was just taking her a-levels 112 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:02,720 daughter was just taking her a-levels 113 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,030 daughter was just taking her a-levels well that sign is a mockery well i hope 114 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:05,040 well that sign is a mockery well i hope 115 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,869 well that sign is a mockery well i hope your exam results were better than that 116 00:03:06,869 --> 00:03:06,879 your exam results were better than that 117 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:09,750 your exam results were better than that coast i will fail world pogba i think 118 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:09,760 coast i will fail world pogba i think 119 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,910 coast i will fail world pogba i think you need a more effective way of making 120 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:11,920 you need a more effective way of making 121 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,030 you need a more effective way of making your feelings felt 122 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:13,040 your feelings felt 123 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,309 your feelings felt i do yes in the gambia we say why wash 124 00:03:16,309 --> 00:03:16,319 i do yes in the gambia we say why wash 125 00:03:16,319 --> 00:03:17,750 i do yes in the gambia we say why wash your smalls in your bag garden where you 126 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:17,760 your smalls in your bag garden where you 127 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:21,430 your smalls in your bag garden where you can wash your dirty underwear in public 128 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:21,440 can wash your dirty underwear in public 129 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,270 can wash your dirty underwear in public oh blow on me my feet sure they have a 130 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:23,280 oh blow on me my feet sure they have a 131 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,869 oh blow on me my feet sure they have a wipey words didn't you 132 00:03:24,869 --> 00:03:24,879 wipey words didn't you 133 00:03:24,879 --> 00:03:26,949 wipey words didn't you what this means is instead of just 134 00:03:26,949 --> 00:03:26,959 what this means is instead of just 135 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:28,789 what this means is instead of just parading that run locally 136 00:03:28,789 --> 00:03:28,799 parading that run locally 137 00:03:28,799 --> 00:03:31,350 parading that run locally you do much better by writing a strong 138 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:31,360 you do much better by writing a strong 139 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,110 you do much better by writing a strong letter to a national newspaper 140 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:33,120 letter to a national newspaper 141 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,430 letter to a national newspaper and what paper are you talking about the 142 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:35,440 and what paper are you talking about the 143 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,670 and what paper are you talking about the financial times of course 144 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:37,680 financial times of course 145 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,190 financial times of course that's how to reach the kind of people 146 00:03:39,190 --> 00:03:39,200 that's how to reach the kind of people 147 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,270 that's how to reach the kind of people who are investing in the channel channel 148 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:41,280 who are investing in the channel channel 149 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,949 who are investing in the channel channel you think the financial times is going 150 00:03:42,949 --> 00:03:42,959 you think the financial times is going 151 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:46,470 you think the financial times is going to print a letter by pork pie of pekka 152 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:46,480 to print a letter by pork pie of pekka 153 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,309 to print a letter by pork pie of pekka with my help they might i don't need 154 00:03:48,309 --> 00:03:48,319 with my help they might i don't need 155 00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:49,509 with my help they might i don't need your help to write 156 00:03:49,509 --> 00:03:49,519 your help to write 157 00:03:49,519 --> 00:03:51,750 your help to write i can write for myself well i've yet to 158 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:51,760 i can write for myself well i've yet to 159 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,509 i can write for myself well i've yet to see the day when i let in a newspaper 160 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:53,519 see the day when i let in a newspaper 161 00:03:53,519 --> 00:03:54,630 see the day when i let in a newspaper changed anything 162 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:54,640 changed anything 163 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:58,070 changed anything oh desmond but he's got to do something 164 00:03:58,070 --> 00:03:58,080 oh desmond but he's got to do something 165 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,910 oh desmond but he's got to do something i mean how would you feel if after 166 00:03:59,910 --> 00:03:59,920 i mean how would you feel if after 167 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:02,309 i mean how would you feel if after living in your flat for 30 years 168 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:02,319 living in your flat for 30 years 169 00:04:02,319 --> 00:04:03,670 living in your flat for 30 years you'll suddenly get a notice through 170 00:04:03,670 --> 00:04:03,680 you'll suddenly get a notice through 171 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,429 you'll suddenly get a notice through your letterbox saying because of a 172 00:04:05,429 --> 00:04:05,439 your letterbox saying because of a 173 00:04:05,439 --> 00:04:07,910 your letterbox saying because of a tunnel being built a hundred miles away 174 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:07,920 tunnel being built a hundred miles away 175 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:12,630 tunnel being built a hundred miles away they're gonna knock it down yeah 176 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:12,640 177 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,630 they're always complaining about how all 178 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:14,640 they're always complaining about how all 179 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,390 they're always complaining about how all for the estate is i mean like that but 180 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:16,400 for the estate is i mean like that but 181 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,909 for the estate is i mean like that but that is different them don't have to 182 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:17,919 that is different them don't have to 183 00:04:17,919 --> 00:04:19,749 that is different them don't have to knock it down 184 00:04:19,749 --> 00:04:19,759 knock it down 185 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,749 knock it down disgusting they'll fall out and buy us 186 00:04:21,749 --> 00:04:21,759 disgusting they'll fall out and buy us 187 00:04:21,759 --> 00:04:23,749 disgusting they'll fall out and buy us don't you yeah on the one hand you have 188 00:04:23,749 --> 00:04:23,759 don't you yeah on the one hand you have 189 00:04:23,759 --> 00:04:25,990 don't you yeah on the one hand you have large areas of land populated by very 190 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:26,000 large areas of land populated by very 191 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:26,629 large areas of land populated by very few 192 00:04:26,629 --> 00:04:26,639 few 193 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:29,030 few so they decide to tunnel under that on 194 00:04:29,030 --> 00:04:29,040 so they decide to tunnel under that on 195 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,629 so they decide to tunnel under that on the other hand you have the densely 196 00:04:30,629 --> 00:04:30,639 the other hand you have the densely 197 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:32,629 the other hand you have the densely populated built-up areas 198 00:04:32,629 --> 00:04:32,639 populated built-up areas 199 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,390 populated built-up areas they decide to knock them down to build 200 00:04:34,390 --> 00:04:34,400 they decide to knock them down to build 201 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,230 they decide to knock them down to build an overground rail link no we don't make 202 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:36,240 an overground rail link no we don't make 203 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,110 an overground rail link no we don't make no sense 204 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:37,120 no sense 205 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,629 no sense oh it makes perfect sense to the 206 00:04:38,629 --> 00:04:38,639 oh it makes perfect sense to the 207 00:04:38,639 --> 00:04:40,629 oh it makes perfect sense to the planners because they live in the 208 00:04:40,629 --> 00:04:40,639 planners because they live in the 209 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:44,629 planners because they live in the large areas populated by a very few 210 00:04:44,629 --> 00:04:44,639 large areas populated by a very few 211 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:47,270 large areas populated by a very few so what we have to do is put pork pie's 212 00:04:47,270 --> 00:04:47,280 so what we have to do is put pork pie's 213 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,990 so what we have to do is put pork pie's feelings into ft language 214 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:50,000 feelings into ft language 215 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,450 feelings into ft language oh that's easy fighting the tunnel 216 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:52,460 oh that's easy fighting the tunnel 217 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,749 oh that's easy fighting the tunnel [Music] 218 00:04:53,749 --> 00:04:53,759 [Music] 219 00:04:53,759 --> 00:04:58,640 [Music] empty fighting 220 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:58,650 221 00:04:58,650 --> 00:05:02,890 [Music] 222 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:02,900 223 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:07,430 [Applause] 224 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:07,440 225 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:11,029 oh gloria no gloria ambrose failed 226 00:05:11,029 --> 00:05:11,039 oh gloria no gloria ambrose failed 227 00:05:11,039 --> 00:05:14,550 oh gloria no gloria ambrose failed english politics and art for gloria you 228 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:14,560 english politics and art for gloria you 229 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,590 english politics and art for gloria you didn't even pass one 230 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:17,600 didn't even pass one 231 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,270 didn't even pass one you couldn't call money to fail do you 232 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:19,280 you couldn't call money to fail do you 233 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,110 you couldn't call money to fail do you think i set the exam and said gloria 234 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:21,120 think i set the exam and said gloria 235 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,390 think i set the exam and said gloria today you're gonna fail you're not even 236 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:22,400 today you're gonna fail you're not even 237 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,830 today you're gonna fail you're not even gonna pass one 238 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:25,840 gonna pass one 239 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:31,749 gonna pass one oh i'm sorry darling 240 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:31,759 241 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:33,670 well i suppose part of this is due to 242 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:33,680 well i suppose part of this is due to 243 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,990 well i suppose part of this is due to you and louise spending too much time 244 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:36,000 you and louise spending too much time 245 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:36,950 you and louise spending too much time recently 246 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:36,960 recently 247 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,749 recently championing good causes when the real 248 00:05:39,749 --> 00:05:39,759 championing good causes when the real 249 00:05:39,759 --> 00:05:41,270 championing good causes when the real cause you should have been fighting was 250 00:05:41,270 --> 00:05:41,280 cause you should have been fighting was 251 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,710 cause you should have been fighting was passing your exams 252 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:42,720 passing your exams 253 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,189 passing your exams i did spend time on my own work i worked 254 00:05:45,189 --> 00:05:45,199 i did spend time on my own work i worked 255 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:46,070 i did spend time on my own work i worked hard 256 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:46,080 hard 257 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,710 hard did my best maybe your best ain't good 258 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:48,720 did my best maybe your best ain't good 259 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,909 did my best maybe your best ain't good enough 260 00:05:49,909 --> 00:05:49,919 enough 261 00:05:49,919 --> 00:05:52,390 enough maybe exams are not for you what you're 262 00:05:52,390 --> 00:05:52,400 maybe exams are not for you what you're 263 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,070 maybe exams are not for you what you're trying to say mom 264 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:54,080 trying to say mom 265 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,749 trying to say mom well i'm just saying gloria maybe you're 266 00:05:55,749 --> 00:05:55,759 well i'm just saying gloria maybe you're 267 00:05:55,759 --> 00:05:57,749 well i'm just saying gloria maybe you're wasting your time with these exams and 268 00:05:57,749 --> 00:05:57,759 wasting your time with these exams and 269 00:05:57,759 --> 00:06:00,710 wasting your time with these exams and maybe you'd be better off getting a job 270 00:06:00,710 --> 00:06:00,720 maybe you'd be better off getting a job 271 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,189 maybe you'd be better off getting a job you're supposed to encourage me think 272 00:06:03,189 --> 00:06:03,199 you're supposed to encourage me think 273 00:06:03,199 --> 00:06:06,790 you're supposed to encourage me think i'm fit don't you 274 00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:06,800 i'm fit don't you 275 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,670 i'm fit don't you i didn't say that and i never will i'm 276 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:09,680 i didn't say that and i never will i'm 277 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:10,309 i didn't say that and i never will i'm just 278 00:06:10,309 --> 00:06:10,319 just 279 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:14,150 just expressing an opinion 280 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:14,160 281 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,390 but your father's opinion will be ever 282 00:06:16,390 --> 00:06:16,400 but your father's opinion will be ever 283 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,629 but your father's opinion will be ever knows 284 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:18,639 knows 285 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,950 knows oh he took sean to the station for this 286 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:20,960 oh he took sean to the station for this 287 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,550 oh he took sean to the station for this biology field trip 288 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:22,560 biology field trip 289 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:26,230 biology field trip he'll be back soon oh cool oh 290 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:26,240 he'll be back soon oh cool oh 291 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:31,189 he'll be back soon oh cool oh gloria it's not the end of the world 292 00:06:31,189 --> 00:06:31,199 gloria it's not the end of the world 293 00:06:31,199 --> 00:06:35,110 gloria it's not the end of the world thanks mom 294 00:06:35,110 --> 00:06:35,120 thanks mom 295 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,550 thanks mom mom can you do us a favor oh don't worry 296 00:06:38,550 --> 00:06:38,560 mom can you do us a favor oh don't worry 297 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,749 mom can you do us a favor oh don't worry i won't tell your father i'll leave that 298 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:41,759 i won't tell your father i'll leave that 299 00:06:41,759 --> 00:06:50,309 i won't tell your father i'll leave that one to you 300 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:50,319 301 00:06:50,319 --> 00:06:53,670 dad about that little matter about my 302 00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:53,680 dad about that little matter about my 303 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,950 dad about that little matter about my exams 304 00:06:54,950 --> 00:06:54,960 exams 305 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,469 exams and about that little matter about me 306 00:06:56,469 --> 00:06:56,479 and about that little matter about me 307 00:06:56,479 --> 00:06:58,309 and about that little matter about me passing them well i 308 00:06:58,309 --> 00:06:58,319 passing them well i 309 00:06:58,319 --> 00:07:02,230 passing them well i haven't sorry oh you want me to speak 310 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:02,240 haven't sorry oh you want me to speak 311 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,670 haven't sorry oh you want me to speak louder 312 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:03,680 louder 313 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:09,670 louder i ain't passed useless 314 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:09,680 315 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:16,950 listen pops just rest up let me chat 316 00:07:16,950 --> 00:07:16,960 listen pops just rest up let me chat 317 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:20,469 listen pops just rest up let me chat that won't do either 318 00:07:20,469 --> 00:07:20,479 319 00:07:20,479 --> 00:07:22,870 oh dad i'm gonna come clean i've been 320 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:22,880 oh dad i'm gonna come clean i've been 321 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,230 oh dad i'm gonna come clean i've been meaning to tell you i'm talking to 322 00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:24,240 meaning to tell you i'm talking to 323 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,150 meaning to tell you i'm talking to yourself already claw i've got only old 324 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:26,160 yourself already claw i've got only old 325 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,909 yourself already claw i've got only old people did that hi louise what's our day 326 00:07:27,909 --> 00:07:27,919 people did that hi louise what's our day 327 00:07:27,919 --> 00:07:29,510 people did that hi louise what's our day is it fine so you know it's going to 328 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:29,520 is it fine so you know it's going to 329 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:29,990 is it fine so you know it's going to rain 330 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:30,000 rain 331 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,350 rain listen i'll pass politics braid a 332 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:33,360 listen i'll pass politics braid a 333 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,790 listen i'll pass politics braid a i didn't think i'll grant like me let 334 00:07:34,790 --> 00:07:34,800 i didn't think i'll grant like me let 335 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,390 i didn't think i'll grant like me let alone give me top marks 336 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:36,400 alone give me top marks 337 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,790 alone give me top marks english wasn't so good grade c but glor 338 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:38,800 english wasn't so good grade c but glor 339 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,830 english wasn't so good grade c but glor i did brilliant at 340 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:39,840 i did brilliant at 341 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,990 i did brilliant at art and to think we're out campaigning 342 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:42,000 art and to think we're out campaigning 343 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,589 art and to think we're out campaigning all the time i never really worked that 344 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:43,599 all the time i never really worked that 345 00:07:43,599 --> 00:07:47,270 all the time i never really worked that hard to get lost louise 346 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:47,280 347 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,469 i don't want to hear how brilliant 348 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:48,479 i don't want to hear how brilliant 349 00:07:48,479 --> 00:07:49,909 i don't want to hear how brilliant you've done now you didn't have to work 350 00:07:49,909 --> 00:07:49,919 you've done now you didn't have to work 351 00:07:49,919 --> 00:07:50,950 you've done now you didn't have to work hard for it 352 00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:50,960 hard for it 353 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,550 hard for it people like you make me sick oh i'm 354 00:07:54,550 --> 00:07:54,560 people like you make me sick oh i'm 355 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,950 people like you make me sick oh i'm sorry glor 356 00:07:56,950 --> 00:07:56,960 sorry glor 357 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:01,029 sorry glor you didn't pass did you 358 00:08:01,029 --> 00:08:01,039 359 00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:05,380 grade a in deduction failure intact 360 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:05,390 361 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:07,660 [Applause] 362 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:07,670 [Applause] 363 00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:10,830 [Applause] [Music] 364 00:08:10,830 --> 00:08:10,840 365 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:16,150 louise 366 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:16,160 367 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:21,189 gloria are we still friends 368 00:08:21,189 --> 00:08:21,199 369 00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:24,830 i really am sorry about your exam 370 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:24,840 i really am sorry about your exam 371 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:25,990 i really am sorry about your exam results 372 00:08:25,990 --> 00:08:26,000 results 373 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,230 results i'm going there gloria 374 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:30,240 375 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:36,630 i'm going gloria 376 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:36,640 377 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,709 i've gone 378 00:08:40,709 --> 00:08:40,719 i've gone 379 00:08:40,719 --> 00:08:43,110 i've gone what was that lee that's great this well 380 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:43,120 what was that lee that's great this well 381 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,149 what was that lee that's great this well drastic 382 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:44,159 drastic 383 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:47,750 drastic drastic i'll give you a drastic building 384 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:47,760 drastic i'll give you a drastic building 385 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,070 drastic i'll give you a drastic building right in who's going to buy the last 12 386 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:50,080 right in who's going to buy the last 12 387 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,710 right in who's going to buy the last 12 tickets for my dinner and dance 388 00:08:52,710 --> 00:08:52,720 tickets for my dinner and dance 389 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,550 tickets for my dinner and dance how many do you have in the first place 390 00:08:54,550 --> 00:08:54,560 how many do you have in the first place 391 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,949 how many do you have in the first place 12. 392 00:08:56,949 --> 00:08:56,959 12. 393 00:08:56,959 --> 00:08:59,269 12. look i'll tell you what i'll do right 394 00:08:59,269 --> 00:08:59,279 look i'll tell you what i'll do right 395 00:08:59,279 --> 00:09:00,790 look i'll tell you what i'll do right they're 20 quid each eh 396 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:00,800 they're 20 quid each eh 397 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,190 they're 20 quid each eh you give me a 20 quid bonus and i'll let 398 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:03,200 you give me a 20 quid bonus and i'll let 399 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:03,990 you give me a 20 quid bonus and i'll let you have a pair 400 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:04,000 you have a pair 401 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,710 you have a pair for 10 quid each how about that then 402 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:06,720 for 10 quid each how about that then 403 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:07,990 for 10 quid each how about that then there's a catch in there somewhere 404 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:08,000 there's a catch in there somewhere 405 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,670 there's a catch in there somewhere think about it i'll wait here till you 406 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:09,680 think about it i'll wait here till you 407 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,910 think about it i'll wait here till you think about it do you remind me 408 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:11,920 think about it do you remind me 409 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,590 think about it do you remind me we are trying to write a letter and 410 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:13,600 we are trying to write a letter and 411 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,269 we are trying to write a letter and you're disturbing a collective train of 412 00:09:15,269 --> 00:09:15,279 you're disturbing a collective train of 413 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:17,670 you're disturbing a collective train of thought oh why okay 414 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:17,680 thought oh why okay 415 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:18,710 thought oh why okay what do you want to say to them big 416 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:18,720 what do you want to say to them big 417 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,509 what do you want to say to them big financial support here are my demands 418 00:09:21,509 --> 00:09:21,519 financial support here are my demands 419 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,829 financial support here are my demands number one they must not build a tunnel 420 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:23,839 number one they must not build a tunnel 421 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:25,350 number one they must not build a tunnel through my flat 422 00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:25,360 through my flat 423 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,949 through my flat number two there's no number two yet 424 00:09:28,949 --> 00:09:28,959 number two there's no number two yet 425 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,470 number two there's no number two yet come on paul pie you ain't gonna win the 426 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:30,480 come on paul pie you ain't gonna win the 427 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,910 come on paul pie you ain't gonna win the arts of the nation with statements like 428 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:31,920 arts of the nation with statements like 429 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,269 arts of the nation with statements like that now are you 430 00:09:33,269 --> 00:09:33,279 that now are you 431 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:36,790 that now are you next no written pope pie listen 432 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:36,800 next no written pope pie listen 433 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,150 next no written pope pie listen you have to make it simple and direct 434 00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:40,160 you have to make it simple and direct 435 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,910 you have to make it simple and direct um dear editor i am a widower 436 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:43,920 um dear editor i am a widower 437 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,150 um dear editor i am a widower living at number one thirteen dagmart 438 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:46,160 living at number one thirteen dagmart 439 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,670 living at number one thirteen dagmart house peckham london 440 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:47,680 house peckham london 441 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:51,190 house peckham london southeast 15 40 x yes they don't need 442 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:51,200 southeast 15 40 x yes they don't need 443 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,070 southeast 15 40 x yes they don't need the postcode 444 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:52,080 the postcode 445 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,750 the postcode man you don't know nothing it make it 446 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:53,760 man you don't know nothing it make it 447 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,110 man you don't know nothing it make it get there quicker 448 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:57,120 449 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,710 now peckham is and has been 450 00:10:00,710 --> 00:10:00,720 now peckham is and has been 451 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,269 now peckham is and has been the center of my universe for the last 452 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:03,279 the center of my universe for the last 453 00:10:03,279 --> 00:10:04,069 the center of my universe for the last 30 years 454 00:10:04,069 --> 00:10:04,079 30 years 455 00:10:04,079 --> 00:10:05,990 30 years now 20 years is too sharp make it 60 456 00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:06,000 now 20 years is too sharp make it 60 457 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,590 now 20 years is too sharp make it 60 years yeah if i live there that long 458 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:07,600 years yeah if i live there that long 459 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,829 years yeah if i live there that long i'll be dead 460 00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:09,839 i'll be dead 461 00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:11,509 i'll be dead do you want us to write your letter or 462 00:10:11,509 --> 00:10:11,519 do you want us to write your letter or 463 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:13,750 do you want us to write your letter or not you write yours and i'll write mine 464 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:13,760 not you write yours and i'll write mine 465 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:21,110 not you write yours and i'll write mine thank you shirley 466 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:21,120 467 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,350 that can have a word of course darling 468 00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:23,360 that can have a word of course darling 469 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,310 that can have a word of course darling what is it well 470 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:24,320 what is it well 471 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,310 what is it well in private janet we're too late to be 472 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:26,320 in private janet we're too late to be 473 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,829 in private janet we're too late to be busy yeah well it's just like i'm going 474 00:10:27,829 --> 00:10:27,839 busy yeah well it's just like i'm going 475 00:10:27,839 --> 00:10:28,630 busy yeah well it's just like i'm going to tell you why did you look at the 476 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:28,640 to tell you why did you look at the 477 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,389 to tell you why did you look at the cricket last night boy on television 478 00:10:30,389 --> 00:10:30,399 cricket last night boy on television 479 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:32,069 cricket last night boy on television i tell you indies cricket team like 480 00:10:32,069 --> 00:10:32,079 i tell you indies cricket team like 481 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:33,590 i tell you indies cricket team like they've gone west i don't know around 482 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:33,600 they've gone west i don't know around 483 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,150 they've gone west i don't know around with them 484 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:34,160 with them 485 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,630 with them i mean when they had batman like warren 486 00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:36,640 i mean when they had batman like warren 487 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:40,389 i mean when they had batman like warren weeks on one what i mean get me 488 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:40,399 489 00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:47,670 hey tony darling 490 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:47,680 hey tony darling 491 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,269 hey tony darling i mean our appointment is until tomorrow 492 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:49,279 i mean our appointment is until tomorrow 493 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:50,949 i mean our appointment is until tomorrow i'm honored for a photographic session 494 00:10:50,949 --> 00:10:50,959 i'm honored for a photographic session 495 00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:51,430 i'm honored for a photographic session and i 496 00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:51,440 and i 497 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:54,389 and i need a bit of umph that only you can do 498 00:10:54,389 --> 00:10:54,399 need a bit of umph that only you can do 499 00:10:54,399 --> 00:10:55,829 need a bit of umph that only you can do are you going to have a bit of um 500 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:55,839 are you going to have a bit of um 501 00:10:55,839 --> 00:10:59,269 are you going to have a bit of um frederick hello vanessa while these fair 502 00:10:59,269 --> 00:10:59,279 frederick hello vanessa while these fair 503 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:00,389 frederick hello vanessa while these fair ends caress yeah 504 00:11:00,389 --> 00:11:00,399 ends caress yeah 505 00:11:00,399 --> 00:11:03,670 ends caress yeah thanks darling 506 00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:03,680 507 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:06,790 yes i'm watching you open oh yeah i'm 508 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:06,800 yes i'm watching you open oh yeah i'm 509 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,990 yes i'm watching you open oh yeah i'm rose you old top 510 00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:10,000 rose you old top 511 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:14,069 rose you old top friend so you two know each other then 512 00:11:14,069 --> 00:11:14,079 friend so you two know each other then 513 00:11:14,079 --> 00:11:17,190 friend so you two know each other then now we're total strangers well here's a 514 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:17,200 now we're total strangers well here's a 515 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:17,990 now we're total strangers well here's a stranger 516 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:18,000 stranger 517 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,389 stranger they'd like to meet this stranger lee 518 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:20,399 they'd like to meet this stranger lee 519 00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:22,389 they'd like to meet this stranger lee vanessa vanessa lee 520 00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:22,399 vanessa vanessa lee 521 00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:25,430 vanessa vanessa lee charmed yeah get off 522 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:25,440 charmed yeah get off 523 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:31,590 charmed yeah get off i don't know where your mouth been 524 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:31,600 525 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,150 what happened to you then well when i 526 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:34,160 what happened to you then well when i 527 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,110 what happened to you then well when i left school 528 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:35,120 left school 529 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,269 left school here you're not still there are you yeah 530 00:11:37,269 --> 00:11:37,279 here you're not still there are you yeah 531 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,389 here you're not still there are you yeah you're not 532 00:11:38,389 --> 00:11:38,399 you're not 533 00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:41,190 you're not anyway when i left school one became a 534 00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:41,200 anyway when i left school one became a 535 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,350 anyway when i left school one became a model darling 536 00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:43,360 model darling 537 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,910 model darling yeah didn't get many jobs to begin with 538 00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:45,920 yeah didn't get many jobs to begin with 539 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,750 yeah didn't get many jobs to begin with then it really took off 540 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:47,760 then it really took off 541 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,150 then it really took off i've flown all over the world these days 542 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:50,160 i've flown all over the world these days 543 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,509 i've flown all over the world these days far east 544 00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:51,519 far east 545 00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:55,110 far east middle east bahamas it's getting a bit 546 00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:55,120 middle east bahamas it's getting a bit 547 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,230 middle east bahamas it's getting a bit boring though oh i'm sure it is 548 00:11:58,230 --> 00:11:58,240 boring though oh i'm sure it is 549 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,550 boring though oh i'm sure it is here you should give it a go you know 550 00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:00,560 here you should give it a go you know 551 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,230 here you should give it a go you know you're not bad lucky 552 00:12:02,230 --> 00:12:02,240 you're not bad lucky 553 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,550 you're not bad lucky and franco ranelli and my photographer 554 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:04,560 and franco ranelli and my photographer 555 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,629 and franco ranelli and my photographer he's always looking for models 556 00:12:06,629 --> 00:12:06,639 he's always looking for models 557 00:12:06,639 --> 00:12:08,710 he's always looking for models he'll sort you out a portfolio not me 558 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:08,720 he'll sort you out a portfolio not me 559 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:13,269 he'll sort you out a portfolio not me and my door gotta be joking 560 00:12:13,269 --> 00:12:13,279 561 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:15,509 you met a really good male gloria what 562 00:12:15,509 --> 00:12:15,519 you met a really good male gloria what 563 00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:17,590 you met a really good male gloria what really 564 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:17,600 really 565 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,629 really they are darling 566 00:12:20,629 --> 00:12:20,639 567 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:26,230 oh that's great darling super 568 00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:26,240 569 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,750 i won't do that tone you never know 570 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:27,760 i won't do that tone you never know 571 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:34,710 i won't do that tone you never know where a mouse been 572 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:34,720 573 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,269 is what you say his name was full full 574 00:12:37,269 --> 00:12:37,279 is what you say his name was full full 575 00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:45,590 is what you say his name was full full of wife 576 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:45,600 577 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,110 and you can get that idea out to your 578 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:47,120 and you can get that idea out to your 579 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,629 and you can get that idea out to your head you see the benefits of an 580 00:12:48,629 --> 00:12:48,639 head you see the benefits of an 581 00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:49,829 head you see the benefits of an education popeye 582 00:12:49,829 --> 00:12:49,839 education popeye 583 00:12:49,839 --> 00:12:51,590 education popeye my daughter doesn't have to be a model 584 00:12:51,590 --> 00:12:51,600 my daughter doesn't have to be a model 585 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,350 my daughter doesn't have to be a model she can be anything she wants doctor 586 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:53,360 she can be anything she wants doctor 587 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:53,829 she can be anything she wants doctor liar 588 00:12:53,829 --> 00:12:53,839 liar 589 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,990 liar she have big ambitions get a degree and 590 00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:56,000 she have big ambitions get a degree and 591 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,350 she have big ambitions get a degree and go to university 592 00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:57,360 go to university 593 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,870 go to university i mean look i don't want to embarrass 594 00:12:58,870 --> 00:12:58,880 i mean look i don't want to embarrass 595 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,870 i mean look i don't want to embarrass you but i mean that vanessa only got one 596 00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:00,880 you but i mean that vanessa only got one 597 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,829 you but i mean that vanessa only got one thing going for her 598 00:13:01,829 --> 00:13:01,839 thing going for her 599 00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:05,030 thing going for her ain't a bad thing over this you can 600 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:05,040 ain't a bad thing over this you can 601 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,190 ain't a bad thing over this you can choose gloria i mean if you want to be a 602 00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:07,200 choose gloria i mean if you want to be a 603 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:07,670 choose gloria i mean if you want to be a model 604 00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:07,680 model 605 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,269 model after you've got your a levels and your 606 00:13:09,269 --> 00:13:09,279 after you've got your a levels and your 607 00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:10,949 after you've got your a levels and your degree that's up to you you'll have 608 00:13:10,949 --> 00:13:10,959 degree that's up to you you'll have 609 00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:12,949 degree that's up to you you'll have something to fall back on oh by the way 610 00:13:12,949 --> 00:13:12,959 something to fall back on oh by the way 611 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,870 something to fall back on oh by the way how did you get on with your mocks 612 00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:14,880 how did you get on with your mocks 613 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:19,269 how did you get on with your mocks have the results come here sir yeah 614 00:13:19,269 --> 00:13:19,279 have the results come here sir yeah 615 00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:22,790 have the results come here sir yeah i felt the moon you did what 616 00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:22,800 i felt the moon you did what 617 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,470 i felt the moon you did what all of them how would you feel like 618 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:26,480 all of them how would you feel like 619 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:31,829 all of them how would you feel like all you got to do is drop 620 00:13:31,829 --> 00:13:31,839 621 00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:33,430 i mean nowadays you don't even have to 622 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:33,440 i mean nowadays you don't even have to 623 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,110 i mean nowadays you don't even have to do that just chuck a pile of bricks in 624 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:35,120 do that just chuck a pile of bricks in 625 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,030 do that just chuck a pile of bricks in the middle 626 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:37,040 the middle 627 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,550 the middle how can you feel that no it's not as 628 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:38,560 how can you feel that no it's not as 629 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,550 how can you feel that no it's not as simple as that dad exams are not meant 630 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:40,560 simple as that dad exams are not meant 631 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,350 simple as that dad exams are not meant to be simple 632 00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:41,360 to be simple 633 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,949 to be simple i should have just took mom's advice and 634 00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:42,959 i should have just took mom's advice and 635 00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:45,110 i should have just took mom's advice and got a job mum's what 636 00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:45,120 got a job mum's what 637 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,710 got a job mum's what got a job i the one with you 638 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:48,720 got a job i the one with you 639 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,030 got a job i the one with you there's no need to shout desmond if you 640 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:51,040 there's no need to shout desmond if you 641 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,949 there's no need to shout desmond if you want to talk to me then do it in an 642 00:13:52,949 --> 00:13:52,959 want to talk to me then do it in an 643 00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:55,269 want to talk to me then do it in an orderly fashion oddly all right i'll 644 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:55,279 orderly fashion oddly all right i'll 645 00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:59,829 orderly fashion oddly all right i'll order you upstairs michael 646 00:13:59,829 --> 00:13:59,839 647 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,870 after you shirley thank you desmond and 648 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:02,880 after you shirley thank you desmond and 649 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:06,470 after you shirley thank you desmond and i'm not finished with you yet young lady 650 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:06,480 651 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,990 what do you mean by telling her to get a 652 00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:08,000 what do you mean by telling her to get a 653 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,069 what do you mean by telling her to get a job i didn't tell her anything i was 654 00:14:10,069 --> 00:14:10,079 job i didn't tell her anything i was 655 00:14:10,079 --> 00:14:10,550 job i didn't tell her anything i was just 656 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:10,560 just 657 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,710 just expressing an opinion parents don't 658 00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:12,720 expressing an opinion parents don't 659 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,310 expressing an opinion parents don't express opinions to tell the children 660 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:14,320 express opinions to tell the children 661 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,269 express opinions to tell the children what to do 662 00:14:17,269 --> 00:14:17,279 what to do 663 00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:20,069 what to do don't worry gloria i have failed a good 664 00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:20,079 don't worry gloria i have failed a good 665 00:14:20,079 --> 00:14:21,910 don't worry gloria i have failed a good few exams in my time yeah that's why 666 00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:21,920 few exams in my time yeah that's why 667 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:26,660 few exams in my time yeah that's why he's still a student at the age of a 668 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:26,670 669 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:28,829 [Applause] 670 00:14:28,829 --> 00:14:28,839 [Applause] 671 00:14:28,839 --> 00:14:30,790 [Applause] hundred 672 00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:30,800 hundred 673 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,509 hundred anybody think you just killed the pope 674 00:14:33,509 --> 00:14:33,519 anybody think you just killed the pope 675 00:14:33,519 --> 00:14:34,790 anybody think you just killed the pope worse than that 676 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:34,800 worse than that 677 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:54,230 worse than that killed their dreams 678 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:54,240 679 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,829 desmond you see i know you talked to me 680 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:56,839 desmond you see i know you talked to me 681 00:14:56,839 --> 00:15:01,110 desmond you see i know you talked to me first 682 00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:01,120 683 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:04,470 okay now that we've broken the ice 684 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:04,480 okay now that we've broken the ice 685 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,189 okay now that we've broken the ice may we start this day again only this 686 00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:07,199 may we start this day again only this 687 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,790 may we start this day again only this time pleasantly 688 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:08,800 time pleasantly 689 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,430 time pleasantly pleasantly all right good morning 690 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:11,440 pleasantly all right good morning 691 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,269 pleasantly all right good morning desmond good morning shirley 692 00:15:13,269 --> 00:15:13,279 desmond good morning shirley 693 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,030 desmond good morning shirley did you sleep well oh yes thank you 694 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:15,040 did you sleep well oh yes thank you 695 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,990 did you sleep well oh yes thank you shirley in sean's bedroom 696 00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:18,000 shirley in sean's bedroom 697 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,990 shirley in sean's bedroom well if you behave childishly you 698 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:20,000 well if you behave childishly you 699 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,310 well if you behave childishly you deserve to be treated like a child ah 700 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:22,320 deserve to be treated like a child ah 701 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,110 deserve to be treated like a child ah that was low i feel that right here what 702 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:25,120 that was low i feel that right here what 703 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:25,590 that was low i feel that right here what happened 704 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:25,600 happened 705 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:29,509 happened pleasantly sorry okay we both behave 706 00:15:29,509 --> 00:15:29,519 pleasantly sorry okay we both behave 707 00:15:29,519 --> 00:15:32,310 pleasantly sorry okay we both behave childishly but i think you're a bit hard 708 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:32,320 childishly but i think you're a bit hard 709 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,749 childishly but i think you're a bit hard on gloria you know 710 00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:33,759 on gloria you know 711 00:15:33,759 --> 00:15:36,230 on gloria you know you ought to apologize to her she should 712 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:36,240 you ought to apologize to her she should 713 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,069 you ought to apologize to her she should apologize to me after all you see that 714 00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:38,079 apologize to me after all you see that 715 00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:40,069 apologize to me after all you see that failure exams not me 716 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:40,079 failure exams not me 717 00:15:40,079 --> 00:15:42,870 failure exams not me don't you think she knows that are you 718 00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:42,880 don't you think she knows that are you 719 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,870 don't you think she knows that are you telling me hola pekka money rubs out 720 00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:44,880 telling me hola pekka money rubs out 721 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,629 telling me hola pekka money rubs out into the world i didn't tell the older 722 00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:46,639 into the world i didn't tell the older 723 00:15:46,639 --> 00:15:47,430 into the world i didn't tell the older beckham 724 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:47,440 beckham 725 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,790 beckham just a few friends and tony and some 726 00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:50,800 just a few friends and tony and some 727 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,230 just a few friends and tony and some customers 728 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:52,240 customers 729 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,910 customers anywhere is my shop yes stubborn old 730 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:55,920 anywhere is my shop yes stubborn old 731 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,189 anywhere is my shop yes stubborn old fool 732 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:57,199 fool 733 00:15:57,199 --> 00:15:58,870 fool now you go and make it up to your 734 00:15:58,870 --> 00:15:58,880 now you go and make it up to your 735 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,230 now you go and make it up to your daughter otherwise she might become 736 00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:00,240 daughter otherwise she might become 737 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,749 daughter otherwise she might become something worse than a model or a 738 00:16:01,749 --> 00:16:01,759 something worse than a model or a 739 00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:03,829 something worse than a model or a topless dancer what can be worse than 740 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:03,839 topless dancer what can be worse than 741 00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:23,030 topless dancer what can be worse than that a resentful teenager 742 00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:23,040 743 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:28,310 wow you look great 744 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:28,320 745 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,670 if it weren't so early i couldn't 746 00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:29,680 if it weren't so early i couldn't 747 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,509 if it weren't so early i couldn't believe my eyes i wasn't so worried i 748 00:16:31,509 --> 00:16:31,519 believe my eyes i wasn't so worried i 749 00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:32,629 believe my eyes i wasn't so worried i could open mine 750 00:16:32,629 --> 00:16:32,639 could open mine 751 00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:33,990 could open mine i'd love to start this early in the 752 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:34,000 i'd love to start this early in the 753 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,150 i'd love to start this early in the morning well apart from sneaking past 754 00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:36,160 morning well apart from sneaking past 755 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,030 morning well apart from sneaking past your old man 756 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:37,040 your old man 757 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,790 your old man franco ranelli is giving me a special 758 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:38,800 franco ranelli is giving me a special 759 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,189 franco ranelli is giving me a special discount for off-peak hours 760 00:16:41,189 --> 00:16:41,199 discount for off-peak hours 761 00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:44,550 discount for off-peak hours he's sorting you out before his regulars 762 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:44,560 he's sorting you out before his regulars 763 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,470 he's sorting you out before his regulars lee you did check him out didn't you 764 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:46,480 lee you did check him out didn't you 765 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,910 lee you did check him out didn't you well i'll let you down glor 766 00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:47,920 well i'll let you down glor 767 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,389 well i'll let you down glor i told you with tony's grooming and my 768 00:16:50,389 --> 00:16:50,399 i told you with tony's grooming and my 769 00:16:50,399 --> 00:16:52,230 i told you with tony's grooming and my management we're a team 770 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:52,240 management we're a team 771 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,829 management we're a team come on you've got to go for it girl 772 00:16:53,829 --> 00:16:53,839 come on you've got to go for it girl 773 00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:55,350 come on you've got to go for it girl you've really got to go for it 774 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:55,360 you've really got to go for it 775 00:16:55,360 --> 00:17:00,150 you've really got to go for it i mean look at that figure yeah i know 776 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:00,160 i mean look at that figure yeah i know 777 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:13,429 i mean look at that figure yeah i know blue ciao 778 00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:13,439 779 00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:17,270 i've always wanted to do that without me 780 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:17,280 i've always wanted to do that without me 781 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:25,429 i've always wanted to do that without me don't know where your mouth's been 782 00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:25,439 783 00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:28,150 well this is ridiculous it doesn't seem 784 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:28,160 well this is ridiculous it doesn't seem 785 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,029 well this is ridiculous it doesn't seem to be here 786 00:17:29,029 --> 00:17:29,039 to be here 787 00:17:29,039 --> 00:17:30,710 to be here trouble with this newspaper is 788 00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:30,720 trouble with this newspaper is 789 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,070 trouble with this newspaper is everything looks the same 790 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:32,080 everything looks the same 791 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,470 everything looks the same i can't find your letter either well 792 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:34,480 i can't find your letter either well 793 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,830 i can't find your letter either well perhaps matthew they don't like your 794 00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:35,840 perhaps matthew they don't like your 795 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:36,390 perhaps matthew they don't like your style 796 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:36,400 style 797 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,230 style your mo probably didn't like what i was 798 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:38,240 your mo probably didn't like what i was 799 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,750 your mo probably didn't like what i was saying exactly 800 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:39,760 saying exactly 801 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,510 saying exactly are you sure you're right but of course 802 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:41,520 are you sure you're right but of course 803 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,909 are you sure you're right but of course i am being an organized man 804 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:43,919 i am being an organized man 805 00:17:43,919 --> 00:17:45,750 i am being an organized man i made a photocopy of the letter before 806 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:45,760 i made a photocopy of the letter before 807 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,150 i made a photocopy of the letter before i took it around by hand 808 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:48,160 i took it around by hand 809 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,350 i took it around by hand dear sir in view of the sizeable capital 810 00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:51,360 dear sir in view of the sizeable capital 811 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,270 dear sir in view of the sizeable capital investment in the channel tunnel and its 812 00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:53,280 investment in the channel tunnel and its 813 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,190 investment in the channel tunnel and its affiliated rail links 814 00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:55,200 affiliated rail links 815 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,270 affiliated rail links i feel it's incumbent upon those of us 816 00:17:57,270 --> 00:17:57,280 i feel it's incumbent upon those of us 817 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,029 i feel it's incumbent upon those of us who reside within the pale use of the 818 00:17:59,029 --> 00:17:59,039 who reside within the pale use of the 819 00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:00,150 who reside within the pale use of the civic redevelopment 820 00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:00,160 civic redevelopment 821 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,830 civic redevelopment i think which is in the short match 822 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:01,840 i think which is in the short match 823 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,669 i think which is in the short match which will ask the children's bedtime 824 00:18:03,669 --> 00:18:03,679 which will ask the children's bedtime 825 00:18:03,679 --> 00:18:04,770 which will ask the children's bedtime away 826 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:04,780 away 827 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:11,510 away [Music] 828 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:11,520 829 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:15,110 oh popeye i'm sorry but your letter is 830 00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:15,120 oh popeye i'm sorry but your letter is 831 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,190 oh popeye i'm sorry but your letter is not in today's ft 832 00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:17,200 not in today's ft 833 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,710 not in today's ft oh no i'm sorry i don't try 834 00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:20,720 oh no i'm sorry i don't try 835 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,990 oh no i'm sorry i don't try well you know what they say no ft 836 00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:24,000 well you know what they say no ft 837 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,070 well you know what they say no ft no comment never mind i expect 838 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:28,080 no comment never mind i expect 839 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:31,029 no comment never mind i expect it will be in tomorrow's eh matthew yes 840 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:31,039 it will be in tomorrow's eh matthew yes 841 00:18:31,039 --> 00:18:32,870 it will be in tomorrow's eh matthew yes there may have be no need 842 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:32,880 there may have be no need 843 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,430 there may have be no need tomorrow wait you're planning to kick 844 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:35,440 tomorrow wait you're planning to kick 845 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,789 tomorrow wait you're planning to kick the bucket 846 00:18:36,789 --> 00:18:36,799 the bucket 847 00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:53,750 the bucket finally turn to page 848 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:53,760 849 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:58,870 a plea for beckham them can't do that 850 00:18:58,870 --> 00:18:58,880 a plea for beckham them can't do that 851 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,270 a plea for beckham them can't do that do what mash down may flat for the 852 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:01,280 do what mash down may flat for the 853 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,390 do what mash down may flat for the tunnel 854 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:02,400 tunnel 855 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:07,430 tunnel you're spoke by grant of pekko 856 00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:07,440 857 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,070 how did you manage that i wrote it 858 00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:10,080 how did you manage that i wrote it 859 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,430 how did you manage that i wrote it myself 860 00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:11,440 myself 861 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,470 myself and turned it in last night well pogba 862 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:14,480 and turned it in last night well pogba 863 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,070 and turned it in last night well pogba i'm ashamed of you writing a letter in 864 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:16,080 i'm ashamed of you writing a letter in 865 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,029 i'm ashamed of you writing a letter in that newspaper 866 00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:17,039 that newspaper 867 00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:19,029 that newspaper the paper that everybody reads but 868 00:19:19,029 --> 00:19:19,039 the paper that everybody reads but 869 00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:21,430 the paper that everybody reads but nobody admits to buying 870 00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:21,440 nobody admits to buying 871 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,430 nobody admits to buying well my message is for the masses well 872 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:23,440 well my message is for the masses well 873 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,430 well my message is for the masses well nobody i know reads that run 874 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:25,440 nobody i know reads that run 875 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,789 nobody i know reads that run oh boy just reginald williams 876 00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:28,799 oh boy just reginald williams 877 00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:31,029 oh boy just reginald williams lily i've just cut you out of my will 878 00:19:31,029 --> 00:19:31,039 lily i've just cut you out of my will 879 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:31,990 lily i've just cut you out of my will why what we're done 880 00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:32,000 why what we're done 881 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,590 why what we're done you just bought a copy of that mate oh 882 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:33,600 you just bought a copy of that mate oh 883 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,190 you just bought a copy of that mate oh what is i didn't buy it 884 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:35,200 what is i didn't buy it 885 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,110 what is i didn't buy it i was selling tickets in a caf it was 886 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:37,120 i was selling tickets in a caf it was 887 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,710 i was selling tickets in a caf it was lying on the table 888 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:38,720 lying on the table 889 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,190 lying on the table wait a minute there is a leader about 890 00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:41,200 wait a minute there is a leader about 891 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,390 wait a minute there is a leader about pogba's letter 892 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:42,400 pogba's letter 893 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,990 pogba's letter what it says today the voice of the 894 00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:46,000 what it says today the voice of the 895 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,430 what it says today the voice of the little man 896 00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:47,440 little man 897 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,909 little man is head throughout the land pensioner 898 00:19:49,909 --> 00:19:49,919 is head throughout the land pensioner 899 00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:50,549 is head throughout the land pensioner porque 900 00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:50,559 porque 901 00:19:50,559 --> 00:19:53,430 porque puts it perfectly for peckham grab this 902 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:53,440 puts it perfectly for peckham grab this 903 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,470 puts it perfectly for peckham grab this white hole 904 00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:54,480 white hole 905 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,950 white hole the man in them sweet said them can't do 906 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:56,960 the man in them sweet said them can't do 907 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,150 the man in them sweet said them can't do that 908 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:00,160 909 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,750 you know there was a time when the 910 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:01,760 you know there was a time when the 911 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,430 you know there was a time when the english newspapers were the envy of the 912 00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:03,440 english newspapers were the envy of the 913 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,710 english newspapers were the envy of the world now they're a joke 914 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:04,720 world now they're a joke 915 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,149 world now they're a joke i mean what kind of journalist would 916 00:20:06,149 --> 00:20:06,159 i mean what kind of journalist would 917 00:20:06,159 --> 00:20:08,390 i mean what kind of journalist would right grab this oh i wouldn't mind 918 00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:08,400 right grab this oh i wouldn't mind 919 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,390 right grab this oh i wouldn't mind grabbing this 920 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:10,400 grabbing this 921 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,110 grabbing this h3 i mean what kind of man takes these 922 00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:13,120 h3 i mean what kind of man takes these 923 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,070 h3 i mean what kind of man takes these pictures 924 00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:14,080 pictures 925 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,909 pictures franco renee he can't be a proper 926 00:20:15,909 --> 00:20:15,919 franco renee he can't be a proper 927 00:20:15,919 --> 00:20:17,350 franco renee he can't be a proper photographer 928 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:17,360 photographer 929 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,870 photographer thank you you know so 930 00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:20,880 thank you you know so 931 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,310 thank you you know so excuse me i've got to see a man about a 932 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:22,320 excuse me i've got to see a man about a 933 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:29,029 excuse me i've got to see a man about a dog 934 00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:29,039 935 00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:31,990 get knotted you pervert next time i see 936 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:32,000 get knotted you pervert next time i see 937 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,350 get knotted you pervert next time i see her get me brother onto ya 938 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:33,360 her get me brother onto ya 939 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,750 her get me brother onto ya he's got a decent job he doesn't try to 940 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:35,760 he's got a decent job he doesn't try to 941 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:41,830 he's got a decent job he doesn't try to take your clothes off 942 00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:41,840 943 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,909 oh and here's the other pervert well you 944 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:43,919 oh and here's the other pervert well you 945 00:20:43,919 --> 00:20:45,590 oh and here's the other pervert well you come in stereo now do you 946 00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:45,600 come in stereo now do you 947 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,470 come in stereo now do you look like i'm really sorry come on i'll 948 00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:48,480 look like i'm really sorry come on i'll 949 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:53,430 look like i'm really sorry come on i'll take you home 950 00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:53,440 951 00:20:53,440 --> 00:21:02,900 i'll walk 952 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:02,910 i'll walk 953 00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:11,510 i'll walk [Music] 954 00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:11,520 955 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,750 i trusted you i put my faith in you and 956 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:13,760 i trusted you i put my faith in you and 957 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,590 i trusted you i put my faith in you and i was really upset and now you've let me 958 00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:15,600 i was really upset and now you've let me 959 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,149 i was really upset and now you've let me down 960 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:16,159 down 961 00:21:16,159 --> 00:21:18,630 down but i came as soon as i could go away 962 00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:18,640 but i came as soon as i could go away 963 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,310 but i came as soon as i could go away and leave me alone 964 00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:20,320 and leave me alone 965 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,350 and leave me alone oh come on babe i said i'm sorry or more 966 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:23,360 oh come on babe i said i'm sorry or more 967 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,710 oh come on babe i said i'm sorry or more joint eh 968 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:24,720 joint eh 969 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:32,310 joint eh i want you to leave me alone 970 00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:32,320 971 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,630 officer that man's trying to proposition 972 00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:34,640 officer that man's trying to proposition 973 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,390 officer that man's trying to proposition me to get in his car 974 00:21:36,390 --> 00:21:36,400 me to get in his car 975 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,870 me to get in his car no no you can't oh would you please 976 00:21:38,870 --> 00:21:38,880 no no you can't oh would you please 977 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,830 no no you can't oh would you please arrest him for curb calling and sexual 978 00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:42,840 979 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,149 harassment 980 00:21:46,149 --> 00:21:46,159 981 00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:47,510 listen mate i can explain it's been a 982 00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:47,520 listen mate i can explain it's been a 983 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,710 listen mate i can explain it's been a terrible mix up i'll tell you what 984 00:21:48,710 --> 00:21:48,720 terrible mix up i'll tell you what 985 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,990 terrible mix up i'll tell you what happened i wasn't doing anything wrong 986 00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:50,000 happened i wasn't doing anything wrong 987 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,430 happened i wasn't doing anything wrong do i look like a pervert come 988 00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:51,440 do i look like a pervert come 989 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,870 do i look like a pervert come on just a minute man hold on yes 990 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:54,880 on just a minute man hold on yes 991 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:59,590 on just a minute man hold on yes yes you want to interview me on the air 992 00:21:59,590 --> 00:21:59,600 yes you want to interview me on the air 993 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,789 yes you want to interview me on the air uh super uh what the what time will you 994 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:02,799 uh super uh what the what time will you 995 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:04,630 uh super uh what the what time will you send to the car 996 00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:04,640 send to the car 997 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,909 send to the car 7 00 pm i'll be here 998 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:07,919 7 00 pm i'll be here 999 00:22:07,919 --> 00:22:11,029 7 00 pm i'll be here desmond's a barber shop uh beckham oh no 1000 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:11,039 desmond's a barber shop uh beckham oh no 1001 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,870 desmond's a barber shop uh beckham oh no i don't live there no i'll be there 1002 00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:12,880 i don't live there no i'll be there 1003 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:17,830 i don't live there no i'll be there having my weekly uh manicure 1004 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:17,840 1005 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,390 jasmine your celebrity trim and shave 1006 00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:20,400 jasmine your celebrity trim and shave 1007 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:20,870 jasmine your celebrity trim and shave please 1008 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:20,880 please 1009 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,270 please man it's only a radio man i still want 1010 00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:23,280 man it's only a radio man i still want 1011 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,390 man it's only a radio man i still want to look good on it 1012 00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:24,400 to look good on it 1013 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,470 to look good on it well there is no point put your hairs in 1014 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:26,480 well there is no point put your hairs in 1015 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,750 well there is no point put your hairs in grace's pop pie 1016 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:27,760 grace's pop pie 1017 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,310 grace's pop pie they want you to be yourself the common 1018 00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:30,320 they want you to be yourself the common 1019 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:35,669 they want you to be yourself the common man 1020 00:22:35,669 --> 00:22:35,679 1021 00:22:35,679 --> 00:22:37,270 so what happened to lee you won't be 1022 00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:37,280 so what happened to lee you won't be 1023 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,870 so what happened to lee you won't be seeing him for a while what's that into 1024 00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:38,880 seeing him for a while what's that into 1025 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,470 seeing him for a while what's that into the same thing that should happen to you 1026 00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:42,480 1027 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,549 i just popped in to say i'm really sorry 1028 00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:44,559 i just popped in to say i'm really sorry 1029 00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:46,549 i just popped in to say i'm really sorry no i'm sorry look we do me a favor yeah 1030 00:22:46,549 --> 00:22:46,559 no i'm sorry look we do me a favor yeah 1031 00:22:46,559 --> 00:22:48,310 no i'm sorry look we do me a favor yeah what we don't coach me for exams i don't 1032 00:22:48,310 --> 00:22:48,320 what we don't coach me for exams i don't 1033 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,590 what we don't coach me for exams i don't intend to fail again 1034 00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:49,600 intend to fail again 1035 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,830 intend to fail again oh gloria we missed your breakfast you 1036 00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:51,840 oh gloria we missed your breakfast you 1037 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,190 oh gloria we missed your breakfast you all right yeah i'm all right thank that 1038 00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:53,200 all right yeah i'm all right thank that 1039 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,390 all right yeah i'm all right thank that come 1040 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:54,400 come 1041 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,789 come desmond haven't you got something to say 1042 00:22:56,789 --> 00:22:56,799 desmond haven't you got something to say 1043 00:22:56,799 --> 00:22:57,590 desmond haven't you got something to say to your daughter 1044 00:22:57,590 --> 00:22:57,600 to your daughter 1045 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,630 to your daughter no there's mother 1046 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:00,640 no there's mother 1047 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,190 no there's mother i think you want to apologize to gloria 1048 00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:03,200 i think you want to apologize to gloria 1049 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,070 i think you want to apologize to gloria i do 1050 00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:04,080 i do 1051 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,350 i do you do all right step this way my little 1052 00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:07,360 you do all right step this way my little 1053 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,630 you do all right step this way my little sugar plum 1054 00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:08,640 sugar plum 1055 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,310 sugar plum we're going ah somewhere a bit more 1056 00:23:10,310 --> 00:23:10,320 we're going ah somewhere a bit more 1057 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,630 we're going ah somewhere a bit more private uh-uh you're humiliated gloria 1058 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:12,640 private uh-uh you're humiliated gloria 1059 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,230 private uh-uh you're humiliated gloria in public so you'll make it up to her in 1060 00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:14,240 in public so you'll make it up to her in 1061 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,870 in public so you'll make it up to her in public 1062 00:23:16,870 --> 00:23:16,880 1063 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,830 dear gloria i am sorry about my outburst 1064 00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:20,840 dear gloria i am sorry about my outburst 1065 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,750 dear gloria i am sorry about my outburst um i do sometimes 1066 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:23,760 um i do sometimes 1067 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:27,029 um i do sometimes fly off the handle i i don't sometimes 1068 00:23:27,029 --> 00:23:27,039 fly off the handle i i don't sometimes 1069 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,990 fly off the handle i i don't sometimes fly off the handle but i have been known 1070 00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:30,000 fly off the handle but i have been known 1071 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,470 fly off the handle but i have been known to behave like a perfect idiot 1072 00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:34,480 1073 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,430 and i have been known to behave like a 1074 00:23:37,430 --> 00:23:37,440 and i have been known to behave like a 1075 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,830 and i have been known to behave like a perfect idiot 1076 00:23:39,830 --> 00:23:39,840 perfect idiot 1077 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,950 perfect idiot that's all right dad you just take after 1078 00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:43,960 1079 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:48,830 [Applause] 1080 00:23:48,830 --> 00:23:48,840 [Applause] 1081 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,070 [Applause] me 1082 00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:51,080 me 1083 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:51,910 me [Applause] 1084 00:23:51,910 --> 00:23:51,920 [Applause] 1085 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,440 [Applause] [Music] 1086 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:53,450 [Music] 1087 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:56,160 [Music] [Applause] 1088 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:56,170 [Applause] 1089 00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:57,480 [Applause] [Music] 1090 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:57,490 [Music] 1091 00:23:57,490 --> 00:24:04,770 [Music] [Applause] 1092 00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:04,780 [Applause] 1093 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:30,830 [Applause] [Music] 1094 00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:30,840 1095 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,710 do 1096 00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:34,720 1097 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:44,830 [Music] 1098 00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:44,840 1099 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:58,789 uh 1100 00:24:58,789 --> 00:24:58,799 1101 00:24:58,799 --> 00:25:00,880 you