1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:17,189 paper was light gold in medieval times 2 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:17,199 paper was light gold in medieval times 3 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:20,900 paper was light gold in medieval times i want tobacco sugar 4 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:20,910 i want tobacco sugar 5 00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:23,109 i want tobacco sugar [Music] 6 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:23,119 [Music] 7 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:25,109 [Music] that everything we thought we knew about 8 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:25,119 that everything we thought we knew about 9 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:26,150 that everything we thought we knew about the world 10 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:26,160 the world 11 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:33,670 the world might turn out to be completely wrong 12 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:33,680 13 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,350 from the long nights with an ocean 14 00:00:36,350 --> 00:00:36,360 from the long nights with an ocean 15 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:42,830 from the long nights with an ocean [Music] 16 00:00:42,830 --> 00:00:42,840 [Music] 17 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:49,029 [Music] breeze 18 00:00:49,029 --> 00:00:49,039 19 00:00:49,039 --> 00:00:57,990 don't scratch my sofa 20 00:00:57,990 --> 00:00:58,000 don't scratch my sofa 21 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:17,990 don't scratch my sofa let's keep the music 22 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:18,000 23 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,590 so box put yourself in the mirror and 24 00:01:19,590 --> 00:01:19,600 so box put yourself in the mirror and 25 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,030 so box put yourself in the mirror and leave my shadow alone 26 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:21,040 leave my shadow alone 27 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,390 leave my shadow alone yeah so come on lily i had to get on 28 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:22,400 yeah so come on lily i had to get on 29 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,230 yeah so come on lily i had to get on last night and mate and i'll get on 30 00:01:24,230 --> 00:01:24,240 last night and mate and i'll get on 31 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,230 last night and mate and i'll get on what do you mean i'll get on well that 32 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:26,240 what do you mean i'll get on well that 33 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,310 what do you mean i'll get on well that seemed like a very simple question to me 34 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:28,320 seemed like a very simple question to me 35 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,469 seemed like a very simple question to me did you win or did you lose look at my 36 00:01:30,469 --> 00:01:30,479 did you win or did you lose look at my 37 00:01:30,479 --> 00:01:31,429 did you win or did you lose look at my face joe 38 00:01:31,429 --> 00:01:31,439 face joe 39 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,270 face joe pretty is adele was born does he sort of 40 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:33,280 pretty is adele was born does he sort of 41 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,109 pretty is adele was born does he sort of like the face of a loser 42 00:01:35,109 --> 00:01:35,119 like the face of a loser 43 00:01:35,119 --> 00:01:36,390 like the face of a loser i hate him so hard he won't be able to 44 00:01:36,390 --> 00:01:36,400 i hate him so hard he won't be able to 45 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,069 i hate him so hard he won't be able to sit down for a week what does city know 46 00:01:38,069 --> 00:01:38,079 sit down for a week what does city know 47 00:01:38,079 --> 00:01:39,270 sit down for a week what does city know have to do with boxing 48 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:39,280 have to do with boxing 49 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,710 have to do with boxing well hit the deck so many times he's 50 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:40,720 well hit the deck so many times he's 51 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,630 well hit the deck so many times he's probably got a very bruised bottom disc 52 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:42,640 probably got a very bruised bottom disc 53 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,230 probably got a very bruised bottom disc i don't know what i was supposed to be 54 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:44,240 i don't know what i was supposed to be 55 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:51,190 i don't know what i was supposed to be richard yeah 56 00:01:51,190 --> 00:01:51,200 57 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,429 well i don't just stand there give me a 58 00:01:53,429 --> 00:01:53,439 well i don't just stand there give me a 59 00:01:53,439 --> 00:01:54,630 well i don't just stand there give me a hand 60 00:01:54,630 --> 00:01:54,640 hand 61 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,310 hand do you look as if you've been six rounds 62 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:56,320 do you look as if you've been six rounds 63 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,550 do you look as if you've been six rounds with me 64 00:01:58,550 --> 00:01:58,560 with me 65 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,789 with me for a wife i thought the idea was that 66 00:02:00,789 --> 00:02:00,799 for a wife i thought the idea was that 67 00:02:00,799 --> 00:02:01,830 for a wife i thought the idea was that you timed lee 68 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:01,840 you timed lee 69 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,709 you timed lee while he did the run-in well we managers 70 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:04,719 while he did the run-in well we managers 71 00:02:04,719 --> 00:02:07,109 while he did the run-in well we managers must be able to keep up with our boys 72 00:02:07,109 --> 00:02:07,119 must be able to keep up with our boys 73 00:02:07,119 --> 00:02:09,190 must be able to keep up with our boys manager since when did you become my 74 00:02:09,190 --> 00:02:09,200 manager since when did you become my 75 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,949 manager since when did you become my manager uh you see 76 00:02:10,949 --> 00:02:10,959 manager uh you see 77 00:02:10,959 --> 00:02:12,470 manager uh you see i became your manager and you didn't 78 00:02:12,470 --> 00:02:12,480 i became your manager and you didn't 79 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,070 i became your manager and you didn't even know it talked 80 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:14,080 even know it talked 81 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:17,110 even know it talked about strategy the element of surprise i 82 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:17,120 about strategy the element of surprise i 83 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,869 about strategy the element of surprise i don't need a manager 84 00:02:18,869 --> 00:02:18,879 don't need a manager 85 00:02:18,879 --> 00:02:21,589 don't need a manager that's not what you said last night it 86 00:02:21,589 --> 00:02:21,599 that's not what you said last night it 87 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,910 that's not what you said last night it was either that the crowd behind you 88 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:23,920 was either that the crowd behind you 89 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,309 was either that the crowd behind you i managed to get them going when i 90 00:02:26,309 --> 00:02:26,319 i managed to get them going when i 91 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:28,229 i managed to get them going when i shouted come on the peckham prince will 92 00:02:28,229 --> 00:02:28,239 shouted come on the peckham prince will 93 00:02:28,239 --> 00:02:29,670 shouted come on the peckham prince will give you lips 94 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:29,680 give you lips 95 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,750 give you lips i joined him with that yeah man well 96 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:31,760 i joined him with that yeah man well 97 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,470 i joined him with that yeah man well they must stupid on you pork pie 98 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:34,480 they must stupid on you pork pie 99 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:35,750 they must stupid on you pork pie doesn't mean you should have seen him 100 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:35,760 doesn't mean you should have seen him 101 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,229 doesn't mean you should have seen him last night the man did some fancy 102 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:38,239 last night the man did some fancy 103 00:02:38,239 --> 00:02:40,070 last night the man did some fancy footwork even fred astaire would have 104 00:02:40,070 --> 00:02:40,080 footwork even fred astaire would have 105 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,390 footwork even fred astaire would have problems with 106 00:02:42,390 --> 00:02:42,400 problems with 107 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,990 problems with fighting between him and bobby the brute 108 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:44,000 fighting between him and bobby the brute 109 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,670 fighting between him and bobby the brute the prince will take the crown 110 00:02:45,670 --> 00:02:45,680 the prince will take the crown 111 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,150 the prince will take the crown ellie it called so well listen disney 112 00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:48,160 ellie it called so well listen disney 113 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:48,790 ellie it called so well listen disney old son 114 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:48,800 old son 115 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,910 old son i got a couple of tickets here oh come 116 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:51,920 i got a couple of tickets here oh come 117 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,589 i got a couple of tickets here oh come on there's the final mate 118 00:02:53,589 --> 00:02:53,599 on there's the final mate 119 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:56,150 on there's the final mate ringside seats pay for a score what'd 120 00:02:56,150 --> 00:02:56,160 ringside seats pay for a score what'd 121 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,670 ringside seats pay for a score what'd you say hey do we speak the same 122 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:57,680 you say hey do we speak the same 123 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,589 you say hey do we speak the same language or what uh 124 00:02:59,589 --> 00:02:59,599 language or what uh 125 00:02:59,599 --> 00:03:01,910 language or what uh uh uh i'll have to no desmond that's a 126 00:03:01,910 --> 00:03:01,920 uh uh i'll have to no desmond that's a 127 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,430 uh uh i'll have to no desmond that's a lot of money to pay to see someone 128 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:03,440 lot of money to pay to see someone 129 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,430 lot of money to pay to see someone getting beaten up we're not really sure 130 00:03:05,430 --> 00:03:05,440 getting beaten up we're not really sure 131 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,710 getting beaten up we're not really sure it's about the average price for 132 00:03:06,710 --> 00:03:06,720 it's about the average price for 133 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,229 it's about the average price for entertainment no it doesn't take all 134 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:08,239 entertainment no it doesn't take all 135 00:03:08,239 --> 00:03:09,589 entertainment no it doesn't take all that entertainment 136 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:09,599 that entertainment 137 00:03:09,599 --> 00:03:12,390 that entertainment well i i just want to see a good man win 138 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:12,400 well i i just want to see a good man win 139 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,430 well i i just want to see a good man win oh look shell 140 00:03:13,430 --> 00:03:13,440 oh look shell 141 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,509 oh look shell before you give you such a downer 142 00:03:15,509 --> 00:03:15,519 before you give you such a downer 143 00:03:15,519 --> 00:03:17,110 before you give you such a downer boxing's a noble art of 144 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:17,120 boxing's a noble art of 145 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,670 boxing's a noble art of self-defense professional boxing has a 146 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:19,680 self-defense professional boxing has a 147 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,070 self-defense professional boxing has a reputation of plucking down and at yobos 148 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:22,080 reputation of plucking down and at yobos 149 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,750 reputation of plucking down and at yobos and making them into somebody it didn't 150 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:23,760 and making them into somebody it didn't 151 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,270 and making them into somebody it didn't do that for me because i knew i was 152 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:25,280 do that for me because i knew i was 153 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,990 do that for me because i knew i was somebody the day i was born 154 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:28,000 somebody the day i was born 155 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,030 somebody the day i was born oh look shel before you knock it right 156 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:31,040 oh look shel before you knock it right 157 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,509 oh look shel before you knock it right do me a favor please come to the fight 158 00:03:33,509 --> 00:03:33,519 do me a favor please come to the fight 159 00:03:33,519 --> 00:03:35,190 do me a favor please come to the fight this is my big chance shell 160 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:35,200 this is my big chance shell 161 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,309 this is my big chance shell really break my heart if you weren't 162 00:03:36,309 --> 00:03:36,319 really break my heart if you weren't 163 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:38,869 really break my heart if you weren't there to see me win what'd you say hey 164 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:38,879 there to see me win what'd you say hey 165 00:03:38,879 --> 00:03:39,670 there to see me win what'd you say hey sure 166 00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:39,680 sure 167 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,630 sure it's only going to cost you 20 quids i 168 00:03:42,630 --> 00:03:42,640 it's only going to cost you 20 quids i 169 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,350 it's only going to cost you 20 quids i can't 170 00:03:43,350 --> 00:03:43,360 can't 171 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,869 can't i can't just sit there and watch 172 00:03:44,869 --> 00:03:44,879 i can't just sit there and watch 173 00:03:44,879 --> 00:03:46,630 i can't just sit there and watch somebody trying to beat you up 174 00:03:46,630 --> 00:03:46,640 somebody trying to beat you up 175 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,710 somebody trying to beat you up well i could yeah stick me down for two 176 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:48,720 well i could yeah stick me down for two 177 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,910 well i could yeah stick me down for two will you mate 178 00:03:51,910 --> 00:03:51,920 179 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,910 don't let me stand in your way desmond 180 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:53,920 don't let me stand in your way desmond 181 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,390 don't let me stand in your way desmond all right i'll have two tickets please 182 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:56,400 all right i'll have two tickets please 183 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,830 all right i'll have two tickets please two yes for me and my mistress please 184 00:03:59,830 --> 00:03:59,840 two yes for me and my mistress please 185 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,509 two yes for me and my mistress please what are the bookies giving and you're 186 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:01,519 what are the bookies giving and you're 187 00:04:01,519 --> 00:04:02,949 what are the bookies giving and you're beating bobby the brute 188 00:04:02,949 --> 00:04:02,959 beating bobby the brute 189 00:04:02,959 --> 00:04:04,390 beating bobby the brute well the bookies have it that he's 190 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:04,400 well the bookies have it that he's 191 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,630 well the bookies have it that he's favorite two one him fight one me 192 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:06,640 favorite two one him fight one me 193 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,030 favorite two one him fight one me but i'm gonna beat him and i five to one 194 00:04:09,030 --> 00:04:09,040 but i'm gonna beat him and i five to one 195 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,630 but i'm gonna beat him and i five to one i'm going to have some of that so will i 196 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:12,640 i'm going to have some of that so will i 197 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,310 i'm going to have some of that so will i desmond look you can bet on horses dogs 198 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:16,320 desmond look you can bet on horses dogs 199 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,430 desmond look you can bet on horses dogs sheep cows or crabs for our life 200 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:19,440 sheep cows or crabs for our life 201 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,270 sheep cows or crabs for our life but you can't bet on people damaging 202 00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:21,280 but you can't bet on people damaging 203 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,670 but you can't bet on people damaging each other give it back 204 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:23,680 each other give it back 205 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:27,430 each other give it back give it back god we reach 206 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:27,440 give it back god we reach 207 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,550 give it back god we reach thank you thank you you were there when 208 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:30,560 thank you thank you you were there when 209 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,030 thank you thank you you were there when i needed a crush well i'm glad i offered 210 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:33,040 i needed a crush well i'm glad i offered 211 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,189 i needed a crush well i'm glad i offered you mine i'm sure you are 212 00:04:35,189 --> 00:04:35,199 you mine i'm sure you are 213 00:04:35,199 --> 00:04:37,350 you mine i'm sure you are happy for you'd never believe what 214 00:04:37,350 --> 00:04:37,360 happy for you'd never believe what 215 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,230 happy for you'd never believe what happened to me 216 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:38,240 happened to me 217 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,469 happened to me oh take your time we got all day i mean 218 00:04:40,469 --> 00:04:40,479 oh take your time we got all day i mean 219 00:04:40,479 --> 00:04:42,710 oh take your time we got all day i mean was it a book 220 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:42,720 was it a book 221 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:46,870 was it a book a play a song desmond this is a very 222 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:46,880 a play a song desmond this is a very 223 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:47,830 a play a song desmond this is a very serious matter 224 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:47,840 serious matter 225 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:51,670 serious matter go on beverly well i had just come out 226 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:51,680 go on beverly well i had just come out 227 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,110 go on beverly well i had just come out of the supermarket 228 00:04:53,110 --> 00:04:53,120 of the supermarket 229 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,749 of the supermarket and i was taking a shortcut across the 230 00:04:55,749 --> 00:04:55,759 and i was taking a shortcut across the 231 00:04:55,759 --> 00:04:56,150 and i was taking a shortcut across the car 232 00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:56,160 car 233 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,790 car park you know the one shirl with a 234 00:04:58,790 --> 00:04:58,800 park you know the one shirl with a 235 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,790 park you know the one shirl with a broken paving stone i tripped and 236 00:05:00,790 --> 00:05:00,800 broken paving stone i tripped and 237 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,670 broken paving stone i tripped and twisted my ankle 238 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:03,680 twisted my ankle 239 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,790 twisted my ankle as i progressed towards the street a han 240 00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:06,800 as i progressed towards the street a han 241 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,110 as i progressed towards the street a han grabbed me from behind and tried to 242 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:09,120 grabbed me from behind and tried to 243 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,790 grabbed me from behind and tried to steal my bag 244 00:05:10,790 --> 00:05:10,800 steal my bag 245 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,469 steal my bag oh hold on i was drive to the ground 246 00:05:14,469 --> 00:05:14,479 oh hold on i was drive to the ground 247 00:05:14,479 --> 00:05:18,150 oh hold on i was drive to the ground and i mash up my glasses two people pass 248 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:18,160 and i mash up my glasses two people pass 249 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:18,629 and i mash up my glasses two people pass by 250 00:05:18,629 --> 00:05:18,639 by 251 00:05:18,639 --> 00:05:21,670 by and never do a thing not a thing maybe 252 00:05:21,670 --> 00:05:21,680 and never do a thing not a thing maybe 253 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,430 and never do a thing not a thing maybe the thought he was trying to help you 254 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:23,440 the thought he was trying to help you 255 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,950 the thought he was trying to help you yeah he was trying to help himself to 256 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:24,960 yeah he was trying to help himself to 257 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:25,990 yeah he was trying to help himself to her money 258 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:26,000 her money 259 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,150 her money sometimes you can misread situations 260 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:28,160 sometimes you can misread situations 261 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,670 sometimes you can misread situations yeah no i don't mean poop i 262 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:29,680 yeah no i don't mean poop i 263 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,270 yeah no i don't mean poop i oh you do i mean you're the kind of 264 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:31,280 oh you do i mean you're the kind of 265 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:32,790 oh you do i mean you're the kind of person who would pass your fellow woman 266 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:32,800 person who would pass your fellow woman 267 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:33,189 person who would pass your fellow woman by 268 00:05:33,189 --> 00:05:33,199 by 269 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,029 by i mean what is this world coming to when 270 00:05:35,029 --> 00:05:35,039 i mean what is this world coming to when 271 00:05:35,039 --> 00:05:36,870 i mean what is this world coming to when being mocked is seen as being helped 272 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:36,880 being mocked is seen as being helped 273 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,940 being mocked is seen as being helped then 274 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:40,950 275 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:42,130 [Applause] 276 00:05:42,130 --> 00:05:42,140 [Applause] 277 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:47,170 [Applause] [Music] 278 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:47,180 279 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,590 [Applause] 280 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:49,600 [Applause] 281 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,230 [Applause] that's sexual equality for you did she 282 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:52,240 that's sexual equality for you did she 283 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,590 that's sexual equality for you did she get away with anything 284 00:05:53,590 --> 00:05:53,600 get away with anything 285 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:57,350 get away with anything no well some pills on cockbutt's dinner 286 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:57,360 no well some pills on cockbutt's dinner 287 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,270 no well some pills on cockbutt's dinner she couldn't take anything else because 288 00:05:59,270 --> 00:05:59,280 she couldn't take anything else because 289 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,550 she couldn't take anything else because i keep my money 290 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:00,560 i keep my money 291 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,790 i keep my money in a hidden place uh yeah yes well i 292 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:02,800 in a hidden place uh yeah yes well i 293 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,830 in a hidden place uh yeah yes well i think you better keep that place uh 294 00:06:05,830 --> 00:06:05,840 think you better keep that place uh 295 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,670 think you better keep that place uh the seashell that's why i need to come 296 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:07,680 the seashell that's why i need to come 297 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,909 the seashell that's why i need to come to fight next week pick up a few tips 298 00:06:09,909 --> 00:06:09,919 to fight next week pick up a few tips 299 00:06:09,919 --> 00:06:11,189 to fight next week pick up a few tips make sure this sort of thing doesn't 300 00:06:11,189 --> 00:06:11,199 make sure this sort of thing doesn't 301 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:12,950 make sure this sort of thing doesn't happen to you but don't you have to face 302 00:06:12,950 --> 00:06:12,960 happen to you but don't you have to face 303 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,710 happen to you but don't you have to face your opponent when you're boxing 304 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:14,720 your opponent when you're boxing 305 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,350 your opponent when you're boxing yeah well she was attacked from behind 306 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:17,360 yeah well she was attacked from behind 307 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,350 yeah well she was attacked from behind all right quite taken 308 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:19,360 all right quite taken 309 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,629 all right quite taken beverly why don't you go upstairs and 310 00:06:20,629 --> 00:06:20,639 beverly why don't you go upstairs and 311 00:06:20,639 --> 00:06:22,469 beverly why don't you go upstairs and find gloria she'll make you some tea oh 312 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:22,479 find gloria she'll make you some tea oh 313 00:06:22,479 --> 00:06:23,909 find gloria she'll make you some tea oh thank you shirley 314 00:06:23,909 --> 00:06:23,919 thank you shirley 315 00:06:23,919 --> 00:06:27,430 thank you shirley i couldn't go home i had to tell 316 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:27,440 i couldn't go home i had to tell 317 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:31,270 i couldn't go home i had to tell somebody well of course you did gloria 318 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:31,280 somebody well of course you did gloria 319 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:33,430 somebody well of course you did gloria look after beverly please look i'm off 320 00:06:33,430 --> 00:06:33,440 look after beverly please look i'm off 321 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:37,110 look after beverly please look i'm off you'd be lucky now 322 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:37,120 323 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,550 yeah yeah 324 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:40,560 325 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:44,070 it's mr woo good afternoon mr desmonds 326 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:44,080 it's mr woo good afternoon mr desmonds 327 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,029 it's mr woo good afternoon mr desmonds and mrs shirley calmer shirley mr wu yes 328 00:06:47,029 --> 00:06:47,039 and mrs shirley calmer shirley mr wu yes 329 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:49,430 and mrs shirley calmer shirley mr wu yes mr shirley hello mr wu 330 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:49,440 mr shirley hello mr wu 331 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,550 mr shirley hello mr wu how are you hi 332 00:06:52,550 --> 00:06:52,560 how are you hi 333 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,950 how are you hi and how is business business is fine mr 334 00:06:54,950 --> 00:06:54,960 and how is business business is fine mr 335 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,350 and how is business business is fine mr desmond i am chinese really polite there 336 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:57,360 desmond i am chinese really polite there 337 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,950 desmond i am chinese really polite there matthew 338 00:06:58,950 --> 00:06:58,960 matthew 339 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,029 matthew i was only joking when i said that chow 340 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:01,039 i was only joking when i said that chow 341 00:07:01,039 --> 00:07:02,870 i was only joking when i said that chow it was greasy the other night 342 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:02,880 it was greasy the other night 343 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,990 it was greasy the other night i know how can we help you mr wu i don't 344 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:06,000 i know how can we help you mr wu i don't 345 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,870 i know how can we help you mr wu i don't need any help 346 00:07:06,870 --> 00:07:06,880 need any help 347 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,830 need any help it's my uncle he needs help mr shirley 348 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:09,840 it's my uncle he needs help mr shirley 349 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,670 it's my uncle he needs help mr shirley my uncle needs a haircut 350 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:11,680 my uncle needs a haircut 351 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,990 my uncle needs a haircut you see he just come from hong kong and 352 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:14,000 you see he just come from hong kong and 353 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,749 you see he just come from hong kong and this afternoon he has an interview for 354 00:07:15,749 --> 00:07:15,759 this afternoon he has an interview for 355 00:07:15,759 --> 00:07:17,189 this afternoon he has an interview for an important job 356 00:07:17,189 --> 00:07:17,199 an important job 357 00:07:17,199 --> 00:07:20,790 an important job an important job i'll give him 358 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:20,800 an important job i'll give him 359 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,510 an important job i'll give him an important effort you know this this 360 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:23,520 an important effort you know this this 361 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,629 an important effort you know this this one's important 362 00:07:24,629 --> 00:07:24,639 one's important 363 00:07:24,639 --> 00:07:26,469 one's important don't you think i should do it no no i 364 00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:26,479 don't you think i should do it no no i 365 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,629 don't you think i should do it no no i want mr desmonds to do it 366 00:07:28,629 --> 00:07:28,639 want mr desmonds to do it 367 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:31,909 want mr desmonds to do it oh thank you mr wu um what kind of a 368 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:31,919 oh thank you mr wu um what kind of a 369 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,110 oh thank you mr wu um what kind of a haircut would he like 370 00:07:33,110 --> 00:07:33,120 haircut would he like 371 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:37,029 haircut would he like oh mr desmond special mr desmond special 372 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:37,039 oh mr desmond special mr desmond special 373 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:40,150 oh mr desmond special mr desmond special yes shot back inside i'll leave my uncle 374 00:07:40,150 --> 00:07:40,160 yes shot back inside i'll leave my uncle 375 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,150 yes shot back inside i'll leave my uncle your capable hands mr desmond 376 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:42,160 your capable hands mr desmond 377 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:46,869 your capable hands mr desmond so until later mrs chai ciao man 378 00:07:46,869 --> 00:07:46,879 so until later mrs chai ciao man 379 00:07:46,879 --> 00:07:52,469 so until later mrs chai ciao man i got him on that seater 380 00:07:52,469 --> 00:07:52,479 381 00:07:52,479 --> 00:07:54,869 you can barely climb onto the chair i 382 00:07:54,869 --> 00:07:54,879 you can barely climb onto the chair i 383 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:57,110 you can barely climb onto the chair i wonder how important this job of his is 384 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:57,120 wonder how important this job of his is 385 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,230 wonder how important this job of his is well there is an old african saying do 386 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:00,240 well there is an old african saying do 387 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,230 well there is an old african saying do not judge a book by the color of its 388 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:02,240 not judge a book by the color of its 389 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:02,869 not judge a book by the color of its skin 390 00:08:02,869 --> 00:08:02,879 skin 391 00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:04,950 skin are you sure that's right of course it's 392 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:04,960 are you sure that's right of course it's 393 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,390 are you sure that's right of course it's as african as i am 394 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:06,400 as african as i am 395 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,309 as african as i am what it means is that a man may seem 396 00:08:08,309 --> 00:08:08,319 what it means is that a man may seem 397 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:09,990 what it means is that a man may seem frail but possess 398 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:10,000 frail but possess 399 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,230 frail but possess amazing inner strength or may seem 400 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:12,240 amazing inner strength or may seem 401 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:18,070 amazing inner strength or may seem intelligent and talk amazing bilge 402 00:08:18,070 --> 00:08:18,080 403 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,990 what's wrong with you moving in power 404 00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:20,000 what's wrong with you moving in power 405 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,070 what's wrong with you moving in power your couch hello 406 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:22,080 your couch hello 407 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,350 your couch hello speak english 408 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:25,360 409 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:28,550 listen uncle i just 410 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:28,560 listen uncle i just 411 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,830 listen uncle i just want to cut your 412 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:31,840 want to cut your 413 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,990 want to cut your hair i mean what kind of a job is he 414 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:34,000 hair i mean what kind of a job is he 415 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,509 hair i mean what kind of a job is he going for if you can't speak english 416 00:08:37,509 --> 00:08:37,519 417 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:38,870 listen mate i think he's trying to tell 418 00:08:38,870 --> 00:08:38,880 listen mate i think he's trying to tell 419 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,469 listen mate i think he's trying to tell you something and i thought he wanted to 420 00:08:40,469 --> 00:08:40,479 you something and i thought he wanted to 421 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:45,190 you something and i thought he wanted to dance 422 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:45,200 423 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,110 i think he's trying to think now look 424 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:47,120 i think he's trying to think now look 425 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,710 i think he's trying to think now look here this is my shop and i know how to 426 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:48,720 here this is my shop and i know how to 427 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,070 here this is my shop and i know how to deal with my customers in which you 428 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:50,080 deal with my customers in which you 429 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,110 deal with my customers in which you happen to be one 430 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:51,120 happen to be one 431 00:08:51,120 --> 00:09:03,910 happen to be one so shut your mouth keep your backside 432 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:03,920 433 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,990 you can speak his language yeah 434 00:09:05,990 --> 00:09:06,000 you can speak his language yeah 435 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,269 you can speak his language yeah cantonese 436 00:09:07,269 --> 00:09:07,279 cantonese 437 00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:17,350 cantonese i don't believe you you making it up 438 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:17,360 439 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,070 all right all right prove it tell him to 440 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:20,080 all right all right prove it tell him to 441 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:34,310 all right all right prove it tell him to stand up and put his fingers in his ears 442 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:34,320 443 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,509 see that for you must never judge a book 444 00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:37,519 see that for you must never judge a book 445 00:09:37,519 --> 00:09:39,269 see that for you must never judge a book for the color of his skin 446 00:09:39,269 --> 00:09:39,279 for the color of his skin 447 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,949 for the color of his skin he wants you to use a pair of scissors 448 00:09:40,949 --> 00:09:40,959 he wants you to use a pair of scissors 449 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:43,509 he wants you to use a pair of scissors oh i see all right all right unless you 450 00:09:43,509 --> 00:09:43,519 oh i see all right all right unless you 451 00:09:43,519 --> 00:09:44,230 oh i see all right all right unless you tell me 452 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:44,240 tell me 453 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,230 tell me uh what is this important job he's going 454 00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:46,240 uh what is this important job he's going 455 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,590 uh what is this important job he's going for 456 00:09:47,590 --> 00:09:47,600 for 457 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:55,829 for a camera 458 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:55,839 459 00:09:55,839 --> 00:09:59,590 teaching english at the local school 460 00:09:59,590 --> 00:09:59,600 461 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,550 oh mr simmons hello louise you know him 462 00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:02,560 oh mr simmons hello louise you know him 463 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,470 oh mr simmons hello louise you know him mary teaches self-defense then the local 464 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:04,480 mary teaches self-defense then the local 465 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,550 mary teaches self-defense then the local community center oh dudley nanna come he 466 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:06,560 community center oh dudley nanna come he 467 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:07,750 community center oh dudley nanna come he never told me about it before 468 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:07,760 never told me about it before 469 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,750 never told me about it before cause you wasn't interested well i am if 470 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:09,760 cause you wasn't interested well i am if 471 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,590 cause you wasn't interested well i am if he's gonna teach me so am i 472 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:11,600 he's gonna teach me so am i 473 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,630 he's gonna teach me so am i he's much too young beverly no i'm 474 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:14,640 he's much too young beverly no i'm 475 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,829 he's much too young beverly no i'm interested in learning martial arts 476 00:10:17,829 --> 00:10:17,839 interested in learning martial arts 477 00:10:17,839 --> 00:10:20,470 interested in learning martial arts late for that it's never too late i 478 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:20,480 late for that it's never too late i 479 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,150 late for that it's never too late i don't want anybody to mug me and i'd 480 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:22,160 don't want anybody to mug me and i'd 481 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:22,470 don't want anybody to mug me and i'd feel 482 00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:22,480 feel 483 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,150 feel much easier if i knew how to defend 484 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:24,160 much easier if i knew how to defend 485 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,310 much easier if i knew how to defend myself i mean the trouble this martial 486 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:26,320 myself i mean the trouble this martial 487 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,670 myself i mean the trouble this martial acts rubbish is that it's too 488 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:27,680 acts rubbish is that it's too 489 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:28,630 acts rubbish is that it's too ritualistic 490 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:28,640 ritualistic 491 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,790 ritualistic i mean somebody come up to muggy and say 492 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:30,800 i mean somebody come up to muggy and say 493 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,910 i mean somebody come up to muggy and say no don't do that uh 494 00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:31,920 no don't do that uh 495 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,550 no don't do that uh stop it um i am proficient in martial 496 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:34,560 stop it um i am proficient in martial 497 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,110 stop it um i am proficient in martial arts 498 00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:35,120 arts 499 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,230 arts then if he or she appointed if 500 00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:38,240 then if he or she appointed if 501 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,470 then if he or she appointed if he or she still wants to mug you you 502 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:40,480 he or she still wants to mug you you 503 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,509 he or she still wants to mug you you just go into this 504 00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:41,519 just go into this 505 00:10:41,519 --> 00:10:44,130 just go into this oh 506 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:44,140 507 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:45,350 [Music] 508 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:45,360 [Music] 509 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,710 [Music] by which yeah they're gone with your 510 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:46,720 by which yeah they're gone with your 511 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,269 by which yeah they're gone with your money you know it always makes me laugh 512 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:49,279 money you know it always makes me laugh 513 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:50,870 money you know it always makes me laugh when i'm kung fu men going to fight each 514 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:50,880 when i'm kung fu men going to fight each 515 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,790 when i'm kung fu men going to fight each other then put out their hands and shout 516 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:52,800 other then put out their hands and shout 517 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,750 other then put out their hands and shout hiya i always want to say i'm all right 518 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:55,760 hiya i always want to say i'm all right 519 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,790 hiya i always want to say i'm all right how are you 520 00:10:58,790 --> 00:10:58,800 521 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,470 don't mock what you don't understand you 522 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:00,480 don't mock what you don't understand you 523 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,230 don't mock what you don't understand you know what i mean matthew well there's 524 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:02,240 know what i mean matthew well there's 525 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,829 know what i mean matthew well there's another african city you don't want to 526 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:03,839 another african city you don't want to 527 00:11:03,839 --> 00:11:05,990 another african city you don't want to hear any old africans saying 528 00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:06,000 hear any old africans saying 529 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,430 hear any old africans saying anything when do you run these glasses 530 00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:09,440 anything when do you run these glasses 531 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,190 anything when do you run these glasses oh we run to women's class tuesday 532 00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:11,200 oh we run to women's class tuesday 533 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,710 oh we run to women's class tuesday nights don't you mr simmons 534 00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:12,720 nights don't you mr simmons 535 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,470 nights don't you mr simmons yes you know you should try it mrs 536 00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:14,480 yes you know you should try it mrs 537 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:15,990 yes you know you should try it mrs ambrose it's very useful 538 00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:16,000 ambrose it's very useful 539 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,870 ambrose it's very useful oh i'd like to try it so would i won't i 540 00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:18,880 oh i'd like to try it so would i won't i 541 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,630 oh i'd like to try it so would i won't i do all for that kind of thing 542 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:20,640 do all for that kind of thing 543 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,069 do all for that kind of thing no it's for all ages um can i come too 544 00:11:24,069 --> 00:11:24,079 no it's for all ages um can i come too 545 00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:27,509 no it's for all ages um can i come too no it's strictly for the birds mr 546 00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:27,519 no it's strictly for the birds mr 547 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:28,230 no it's strictly for the birds mr simmons 548 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:28,240 simmons 549 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,910 simmons could you give us a little demonstration 550 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:29,920 could you give us a little demonstration 551 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,509 could you give us a little demonstration so we can find out more about it 552 00:11:31,509 --> 00:11:31,519 so we can find out more about it 553 00:11:31,519 --> 00:11:33,910 so we can find out more about it well i could come around tonight what 554 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:33,920 well i could come around tonight what 555 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:34,710 well i could come around tonight what perfect 556 00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:34,720 perfect 557 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:35,910 perfect you would give up your shop for an 558 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:35,920 you would give up your shop for an 559 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,230 you would give up your shop for an evening wouldn't you desmond mr simmons 560 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:38,240 evening wouldn't you desmond mr simmons 561 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,470 evening wouldn't you desmond mr simmons uh what is the cantonese for over my 562 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:40,480 uh what is the cantonese for over my 563 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:46,410 uh what is the cantonese for over my dead body 564 00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:46,420 565 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:54,829 [Laughter] 566 00:11:54,829 --> 00:11:54,839 567 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:58,470 nope 568 00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:58,480 569 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,269 so louise what's the first rule you have 570 00:12:01,269 --> 00:12:01,279 so louise what's the first rule you have 571 00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:02,949 so louise what's the first rule you have to know how to fall correctly 572 00:12:02,949 --> 00:12:02,959 to know how to fall correctly 573 00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,629 to know how to fall correctly oh i could fall for him any day he's 574 00:12:04,629 --> 00:12:04,639 oh i could fall for him any day he's 575 00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:06,389 oh i could fall for him any day he's just got a little action man in his oh 576 00:12:06,389 --> 00:12:06,399 just got a little action man in his oh 577 00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,310 just got a little action man in his oh gloria 578 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:08,320 gloria 579 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:12,870 gloria okay louise 580 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:12,880 581 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,870 right so let's just say then that i'm 582 00:12:14,870 --> 00:12:14,880 right so let's just say then that i'm 583 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,389 right so let's just say then that i'm walking down the street and someone 584 00:12:16,389 --> 00:12:16,399 walking down the street and someone 585 00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:18,550 walking down the street and someone tries to attack me from behind 586 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:18,560 tries to attack me from behind 587 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:27,960 tries to attack me from behind a bit like what happened to beverly 588 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:27,970 589 00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:35,829 [Applause] 590 00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:35,839 591 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,389 what are you doing i don't know i can't 592 00:12:38,389 --> 00:12:38,399 what are you doing i don't know i can't 593 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:40,230 what are you doing i don't know i can't see downstairs around the corner you're 594 00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:40,240 see downstairs around the corner you're 595 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,629 see downstairs around the corner you're supposed to listen to what they're doing 596 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:42,639 supposed to listen to what they're doing 597 00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:45,030 supposed to listen to what they're doing look all i'm hearing is higher wire 598 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:45,040 look all i'm hearing is higher wire 599 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,870 look all i'm hearing is higher wire higher wire 600 00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:46,880 higher wire 601 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,110 higher wire yes mud we must let the women practice 602 00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:49,120 yes mud we must let the women practice 603 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:49,910 yes mud we must let the women practice in peace 604 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:49,920 in peace 605 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,030 in peace why well because well because they have 606 00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:53,040 why well because well because they have 607 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,110 why well because well because they have forbidden us to go downstairs 608 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:55,120 forbidden us to go downstairs 609 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,790 forbidden us to go downstairs but that is my shop they're practicing 610 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:56,800 but that is my shop they're practicing 611 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,870 but that is my shop they're practicing and it comes to a pretty past when a man 612 00:12:58,870 --> 00:12:58,880 and it comes to a pretty past when a man 613 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,629 and it comes to a pretty past when a man can't even go into his own shop 614 00:13:00,629 --> 00:13:00,639 can't even go into his own shop 615 00:13:00,639 --> 00:13:02,710 can't even go into his own shop i'm not standing for it go downstairs 616 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:02,720 i'm not standing for it go downstairs 617 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,069 i'm not standing for it go downstairs and see what the women are doing 618 00:13:04,069 --> 00:13:04,079 and see what the women are doing 619 00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:05,590 and see what the women are doing well she said it's your shop why don't 620 00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:05,600 well she said it's your shop why don't 621 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:11,590 well she said it's your shop why don't you go all right i will 622 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:11,600 623 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,389 in a minute you see you're afraid of her 624 00:13:14,389 --> 00:13:14,399 in a minute you see you're afraid of her 625 00:13:14,399 --> 00:13:15,750 in a minute you see you're afraid of her i'm not afraid yes you are 626 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:15,760 i'm not afraid yes you are 627 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,670 i'm not afraid yes you are are you afraid nope when you go down 628 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:17,680 are you afraid nope when you go down 629 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,949 are you afraid nope when you go down there all right i will 630 00:13:18,949 --> 00:13:18,959 there all right i will 631 00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:20,629 there all right i will better where am i going is you who want 632 00:13:20,629 --> 00:13:20,639 better where am i going is you who want 633 00:13:20,639 --> 00:13:22,069 better where am i going is you who want to find out 634 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:22,079 to find out 635 00:13:22,079 --> 00:13:24,389 to find out get your backside done downstairs all 636 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:24,399 get your backside done downstairs all 637 00:13:24,399 --> 00:13:25,670 get your backside done downstairs all right 638 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:25,680 right 639 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,949 right matthew you're sure you know how to fill 640 00:13:26,949 --> 00:13:26,959 matthew you're sure you know how to fill 641 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,949 matthew you're sure you know how to fill out the betting slips well i'm good i'll 642 00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:28,959 out the betting slips well i'm good i'll 643 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,790 out the betting slips well i'm good i'll show him 644 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:30,800 show him 645 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,870 show him no all right right 646 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:34,880 no all right right 647 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,110 no all right right i know how to fill it in it's only the 648 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:37,120 i know how to fill it in it's only the 649 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,790 i know how to fill it in it's only the jargon i'm not familiar with 650 00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:38,800 jargon i'm not familiar with 651 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,269 jargon i'm not familiar with i mean what does each way mean i thought 652 00:13:41,269 --> 00:13:41,279 i mean what does each way mean i thought 653 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:44,069 i mean what does each way mean i thought houses only ran one way 654 00:13:44,069 --> 00:13:44,079 houses only ran one way 655 00:13:44,079 --> 00:13:46,870 houses only ran one way i didn't realize they ran back as well 656 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:46,880 i didn't realize they ran back as well 657 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,870 i didn't realize they ran back as well each way means if you think the horse is 658 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:48,880 each way means if you think the horse is 659 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,389 each way means if you think the horse is going to come second or third 660 00:13:50,389 --> 00:13:50,399 going to come second or third 661 00:13:50,399 --> 00:13:52,389 going to come second or third we're not talking about horses we're 662 00:13:52,389 --> 00:13:52,399 we're not talking about horses we're 663 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,990 we're not talking about horses we're talking about lake 664 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:54,000 talking about lake 665 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,230 talking about lake well in that case i think i'll put five 666 00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:56,240 well in that case i think i'll put five 667 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,189 well in that case i think i'll put five pounds on lee 668 00:13:57,189 --> 00:13:57,199 pounds on lee 669 00:13:57,199 --> 00:14:00,550 pounds on lee each way three only 670 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:00,560 each way three only 671 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,550 each way three only in boxing you don't come second you just 672 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:02,560 in boxing you don't come second you just 673 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,470 in boxing you don't come second you just lose but if you're losing your temper 674 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:04,480 lose but if you're losing your temper 675 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,150 lose but if you're losing your temper then why don't you do it yourself 676 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:06,160 then why don't you do it yourself 677 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,670 then why don't you do it yourself because i've explained to you that 678 00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:07,680 because i've explained to you that 679 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,910 because i've explained to you that surely don't like me betting on boxing 680 00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:09,920 surely don't like me betting on boxing 681 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,189 surely don't like me betting on boxing oh 682 00:14:13,189 --> 00:14:13,199 683 00:14:13,199 --> 00:14:27,350 yeah yeah 684 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:27,360 685 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,670 well you see uh it's just that uh 686 00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:29,680 well you see uh it's just that uh 687 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,870 well you see uh it's just that uh there's no want to know how much float 688 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:30,880 there's no want to know how much float 689 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,629 there's no want to know how much float he has in the till he knows how much he 690 00:14:32,629 --> 00:14:32,639 he has in the till he knows how much he 691 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,470 he has in the till he knows how much he got in the tail he's 30 pounds 692 00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:34,480 got in the tail he's 30 pounds 693 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,629 got in the tail he's 30 pounds yes i i know he just want me to check it 694 00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:36,639 yes i i know he just want me to check it 695 00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:38,550 yes i i know he just want me to check it again go ahead sit down poop 696 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:38,560 again go ahead sit down poop 697 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:42,870 again go ahead sit down poop charlie but i said 698 00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:42,880 699 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:47,509 i don't move 700 00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:47,519 701 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:52,640 stop point 702 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:52,650 703 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:56,829 [Music] 704 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:56,839 705 00:14:56,839 --> 00:14:58,150 touches 706 00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:58,160 touches 707 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:01,189 touches tail what's keeping pool pay 708 00:15:01,189 --> 00:15:01,199 tail what's keeping pool pay 709 00:15:01,199 --> 00:15:03,670 tail what's keeping pool pay i can't hear a thing go down there and 710 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:03,680 i can't hear a thing go down there and 711 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,110 i can't hear a thing go down there and see what's keeping poof pay 712 00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:05,120 see what's keeping poof pay 713 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,670 see what's keeping poof pay but desmond no men are allowed go down 714 00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:07,680 but desmond no men are allowed go down 715 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,150 but desmond no men are allowed go down there and see why pogba is not up here 716 00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:10,160 there and see why pogba is not up here 717 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,670 there and see why pogba is not up here desmond what am i going to say when i 718 00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:11,680 desmond what am i going to say when i 719 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,189 desmond what am i going to say when i interrupt their class 720 00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:13,199 interrupt their class 721 00:15:13,199 --> 00:15:15,509 interrupt their class well just tell them you're looking for 722 00:15:15,509 --> 00:15:15,519 well just tell them you're looking for 723 00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:22,790 well just tell them you're looking for porpay 724 00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:22,800 725 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,990 now you try 726 00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:26,000 now you try 727 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:31,430 now you try on where till i tell god but this 728 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:31,440 729 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,310 no wait wait a minute i think we need a 730 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:34,320 no wait wait a minute i think we need a 731 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,069 no wait wait a minute i think we need a volunteer for this don't we beth 732 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:36,079 volunteer for this don't we beth 733 00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:40,790 volunteer for this don't we beth yes we do poor pie who me 734 00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:40,800 yes we do poor pie who me 735 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,069 yes we do poor pie who me i don't want you to touch me with that 736 00:15:42,069 --> 00:15:42,079 i don't want you to touch me with that 737 00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:44,550 i don't want you to touch me with that stick there's your volunteer 738 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:44,560 stick there's your volunteer 739 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,630 stick there's your volunteer well i will gladly be of any assistance 740 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:47,640 well i will gladly be of any assistance 741 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,269 well i will gladly be of any assistance [Music] 742 00:15:49,269 --> 00:15:49,279 [Music] 743 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,509 [Music] what do you want well desmond has sent 744 00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:51,519 what do you want well desmond has sent 745 00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:52,710 what do you want well desmond has sent me to come and see what's happening to 746 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:52,720 me to come and see what's happening to 747 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,749 me to come and see what's happening to pork pie 748 00:15:53,749 --> 00:15:53,759 pork pie 749 00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:56,069 pork pie men i just can't stand it when women 750 00:15:56,069 --> 00:15:56,079 men i just can't stand it when women 751 00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:57,670 men i just can't stand it when women decide to do their own thing 752 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:57,680 decide to do their own thing 753 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,430 decide to do their own thing they might ridicule it but deep down 754 00:15:59,430 --> 00:15:59,440 they might ridicule it but deep down 755 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,790 they might ridicule it but deep down they're jealous of what they're missing 756 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:00,800 they're jealous of what they're missing 757 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,829 they're jealous of what they're missing out on 758 00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:01,839 out on 759 00:16:01,839 --> 00:16:20,829 out on matthew i want you to attack me 760 00:16:20,829 --> 00:16:20,839 761 00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:22,960 hey 762 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:22,970 hey 763 00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:35,829 hey [Applause] 764 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:35,839 765 00:16:35,839 --> 00:16:37,749 oh come on dez you'll be having like a 766 00:16:37,749 --> 00:16:37,759 oh come on dez you'll be having like a 767 00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:38,870 oh come on dez you'll be having like a par bear with a sore 768 00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:38,880 par bear with a sore 769 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,189 par bear with a sore egg is not my head beverly hit 770 00:16:41,189 --> 00:16:41,199 egg is not my head beverly hit 771 00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:43,189 egg is not my head beverly hit everything in kung-fu 772 00:16:43,189 --> 00:16:43,199 everything in kung-fu 773 00:16:43,199 --> 00:16:45,030 everything in kung-fu oh that's it i've got you all drift 774 00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:45,040 oh that's it i've got you all drift 775 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,949 oh that's it i've got you all drift you're scared if you get a bit lippy 776 00:16:46,949 --> 00:16:46,959 you're scared if you get a bit lippy 777 00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,389 you're scared if you get a bit lippy cheryl just might karate chop you're 778 00:16:48,389 --> 00:16:48,399 cheryl just might karate chop you're 779 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,870 cheryl just might karate chop you're slinging over a rib no i just don't like 780 00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:50,880 slinging over a rib no i just don't like 781 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,870 slinging over a rib no i just don't like the idea of grown-up women fighting you 782 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:52,880 the idea of grown-up women fighting you 783 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,389 the idea of grown-up women fighting you just don't like the idea of your church 784 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:54,399 just don't like the idea of your church 785 00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:56,230 just don't like the idea of your church you've been invaded days 786 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:56,240 you've been invaded days 787 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,590 you've been invaded days month what you're saying is it's all 788 00:16:59,590 --> 00:16:59,600 month what you're saying is it's all 789 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,550 month what you're saying is it's all right for you 790 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:00,560 right for you 791 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,710 right for you to go and watch lee fight but it's not 792 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:02,720 to go and watch lee fight but it's not 793 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:03,990 to go and watch lee fight but it's not all right for your wife to take 794 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:04,000 all right for your wife to take 795 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,909 all right for your wife to take steps to stop her being beaten up by a 796 00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:05,919 steps to stop her being beaten up by a 797 00:17:05,919 --> 00:17:07,990 steps to stop her being beaten up by a mother no no i don't mean that to me you 798 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:08,000 mother no no i don't mean that to me you 799 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,069 mother no no i don't mean that to me you have my blessing to do kung fu you can 800 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:10,079 have my blessing to do kung fu you can 801 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,710 have my blessing to do kung fu you can come foo till the cows come home 802 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:12,720 come foo till the cows come home 803 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,270 come foo till the cows come home don't tease and toast please cheryl 804 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:15,280 don't tease and toast please cheryl 805 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,549 don't tease and toast please cheryl shall you just keep your hands for 806 00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:16,559 shall you just keep your hands for 807 00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:18,390 shall you just keep your hands for yourself i don't want to be kung food 808 00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:18,400 yourself i don't want to be kung food 809 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,110 yourself i don't want to be kung food just teased and toasted you won't hit 810 00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:21,120 just teased and toasted you won't hit 811 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,270 just teased and toasted you won't hit the man when he's down would you 812 00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:23,280 the man when he's down would you 813 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:27,750 the man when he's down would you please until it's coming up 814 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:27,760 815 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,470 did you put down the bed yes i did the 816 00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:30,480 did you put down the bed yes i did the 817 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,070 did you put down the bed yes i did the woman behind the chair kept saying 818 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:32,080 woman behind the chair kept saying 819 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,230 woman behind the chair kept saying five to one as fast i thought she meant 820 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:34,240 five to one as fast i thought she meant 821 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,510 five to one as fast i thought she meant the time but it's only ten o'clock 822 00:17:37,510 --> 00:17:37,520 the time but it's only ten o'clock 823 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,070 the time but it's only ten o'clock in the end i just gave her the money and 824 00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:40,080 in the end i just gave her the money and 825 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,230 in the end i just gave her the money and she handed me the ticket oh good 826 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:42,240 she handed me the ticket oh good 827 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,150 she handed me the ticket oh good we are going to win you know what i know 828 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:44,160 we are going to win you know what i know 829 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,669 we are going to win you know what i know i'm going to win money 830 00:17:45,669 --> 00:17:45,679 i'm going to win money 831 00:17:45,679 --> 00:17:48,230 i'm going to win money no i'll never guess when the backs of my 832 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:48,240 no i'll never guess when the backs of my 833 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,510 no i'll never guess when the backs of my legs are itchy 834 00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:49,520 legs are itchy 835 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:55,280 legs are itchy and how are they today 836 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:55,290 837 00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:58,390 [Laughter] 838 00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:58,400 [Laughter] 839 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,470 [Laughter] well good afternoon sir welcome to 840 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:00,480 well good afternoon sir welcome to 841 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,150 well good afternoon sir welcome to desmond's beauty salon 842 00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:02,160 desmond's beauty salon 843 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,830 desmond's beauty salon he needs a beauty farm i said uh 844 00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:05,840 he needs a beauty farm i said uh 845 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:10,390 he needs a beauty farm i said uh it's very warm no it's nice rainy 846 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:10,400 it's very warm no it's nice rainy 847 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,710 it's very warm no it's nice rainy we like the rain it must be the only 848 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:12,720 we like the rain it must be the only 849 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:27,029 we like the rain it must be the only fold it does 850 00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:27,039 851 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:30,230 and uh and what would sir lake 852 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:30,240 and uh and what would sir lake 853 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,310 and uh and what would sir lake so were like desmond special you'll see 854 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:32,320 so were like desmond special you'll see 855 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,830 so were like desmond special you'll see it's getting around yeah 856 00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:33,840 it's getting around yeah 857 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,750 it's getting around yeah i look rough tough and ugly and that 858 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:35,760 i look rough tough and ugly and that 859 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,430 i look rough tough and ugly and that won't be hard 860 00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:37,440 won't be hard 861 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,029 won't be hard well i said that wouldn't be difficult 862 00:18:39,029 --> 00:18:39,039 well i said that wouldn't be difficult 863 00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:41,909 well i said that wouldn't be difficult to do and uh what a sirs lane of 864 00:18:41,909 --> 00:18:41,919 to do and uh what a sirs lane of 865 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:42,390 to do and uh what a sirs lane of business 866 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:42,400 business 867 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,950 business what's your ah nothing it just helps to 868 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:44,960 what's your ah nothing it just helps to 869 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,470 what's your ah nothing it just helps to pass the time you know what they say 870 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:46,480 pass the time you know what they say 871 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,150 pass the time you know what they say i hear dresser can be a man's best 872 00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:48,160 i hear dresser can be a man's best 873 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,510 i hear dresser can be a man's best friend 874 00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:49,520 friend 875 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,750 friend i should say an airdresser is a nosy 876 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:51,760 i should say an airdresser is a nosy 877 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,909 i should say an airdresser is a nosy basket 878 00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:53,919 basket 879 00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:57,750 basket but i'll tell you anyway 880 00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:57,760 but i'll tell you anyway 881 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,549 but i'll tell you anyway i'm a boxer they call me the bro you 882 00:19:00,549 --> 00:19:00,559 i'm a boxer they call me the bro you 883 00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:01,830 i'm a boxer they call me the bro you heard of me 884 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:01,840 heard of me 885 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,390 heard of me yes yeah yeah tomorrow night i'm 886 00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:04,400 yes yeah yeah tomorrow night i'm 887 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,150 yes yeah yeah tomorrow night i'm fighting some punts who calls himself 888 00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:06,160 fighting some punts who calls himself 889 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,870 fighting some punts who calls himself the pecking prince 890 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:08,880 the pecking prince 891 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,789 the pecking prince he won't have a face left to put a name 892 00:19:10,789 --> 00:19:10,799 he won't have a face left to put a name 893 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:13,909 he won't have a face left to put a name on because he thought was coming 894 00:19:13,909 --> 00:19:13,919 895 00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,110 i think you better go and get his money 896 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:15,120 i think you better go and get his money 897 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,510 i think you better go and get his money back yes 898 00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:17,520 back yes 899 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:26,270 back yes let's go 900 00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:26,280 901 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:30,100 [Music] 902 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:30,110 [Music] 903 00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:30,620 [Music] [Applause] 904 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:30,630 [Applause] 905 00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:48,310 [Applause] [Music] 906 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:48,320 907 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:58,630 oh yeah 908 00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:58,640 909 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:07,520 adrian adrian i'll do this for you again 910 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:07,530 adrian adrian i'll do this for you again 911 00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:15,270 adrian adrian i'll do this for you again [Music] 912 00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:15,280 [Music] 913 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,800 [Music] [Applause] 914 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:18,810 [Applause] 915 00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:32,830 [Applause] [Music] 916 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:32,840 917 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:46,710 ah 918 00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:46,720 919 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:53,010 stupid woman oh my god 920 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:53,020 921 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:57,029 [Laughter] 922 00:20:57,029 --> 00:20:57,039 [Laughter] 923 00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:58,630 [Laughter] this one i tried to get the money back 924 00:20:58,630 --> 00:20:58,640 this one i tried to get the money back 925 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,510 this one i tried to get the money back from the veteran's 926 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:01,520 927 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,350 you would shop a big organization like 928 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:03,360 you would shop a big organization like 929 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,190 you would shop a big organization like that would give back a measly five 930 00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:05,200 that would give back a measly five 931 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,390 that would give back a measly five pounds to a customer 932 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:06,400 pounds to a customer 933 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,230 pounds to a customer who wasn't satisfied with his purchases 934 00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:08,240 who wasn't satisfied with his purchases 935 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,990 who wasn't satisfied with his purchases oh yes and what organization are we 936 00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:10,000 oh yes and what organization are we 937 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,029 oh yes and what organization are we talking about here 938 00:21:11,029 --> 00:21:11,039 talking about here 939 00:21:11,039 --> 00:21:12,390 talking about here you're the one that don't give you back 940 00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:12,400 you're the one that don't give you back 941 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,750 you're the one that don't give you back your money yeah yeah yeah most 942 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:13,760 your money yeah yeah yeah most 943 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,029 your money yeah yeah yeah most organizations shall 944 00:21:15,029 --> 00:21:15,039 organizations shall 945 00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:16,789 organizations shall don't you mean the ones that don't give 946 00:21:16,789 --> 00:21:16,799 don't you mean the ones that don't give 947 00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:18,390 don't you mean the ones that don't give you your money back once you place the 948 00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:18,400 you your money back once you place the 949 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:18,950 you your money back once you place the bet 950 00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:18,960 bet 951 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,789 bet well i mean they seem so stupid they 952 00:21:20,789 --> 00:21:20,799 well i mean they seem so stupid they 953 00:21:20,799 --> 00:21:22,230 well i mean they seem so stupid they wouldn't give the money back even though 954 00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:22,240 wouldn't give the money back even though 955 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,470 wouldn't give the money back even though the fight hasn't started yet 956 00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:26,480 957 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,630 thank you matthew 958 00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:30,640 thank you matthew 959 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,830 thank you matthew yes you know what i think yes i know dan 960 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:33,840 yes you know what i think yes i know dan 961 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,630 yes you know what i think yes i know dan surely this self defenses unleash the 962 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:36,640 surely this self defenses unleash the 963 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,070 surely this self defenses unleash the beast in me 964 00:21:38,070 --> 00:21:38,080 beast in me 965 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,549 beast in me i am not free to walk the streets 966 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:40,559 i am not free to walk the streets 967 00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:42,310 i am not free to walk the streets probably warp me again mug again 968 00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:42,320 probably warp me again mug again 969 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,990 probably warp me again mug again no i mocked him i did a diss and a duck 970 00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:46,000 no i mocked him i did a diss and a duck 971 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,630 no i mocked him i did a diss and a duck on a duck 972 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:46,640 on a duck 973 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,470 on a duck and he fly all over my shoulders and 974 00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:48,480 and he fly all over my shoulders and 975 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,990 and he fly all over my shoulders and went crash bamba damn on the ground 976 00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:52,000 went crash bamba damn on the ground 977 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,510 went crash bamba damn on the ground who went crash bam 978 00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:55,520 979 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,990 he was trying to mug you no he came up 980 00:21:57,990 --> 00:21:58,000 he was trying to mug you no he came up 981 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,830 he was trying to mug you no he came up behind me to try and help me carry cut 982 00:21:59,830 --> 00:21:59,840 behind me to try and help me carry cut 983 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,789 behind me to try and help me carry cut butt's fish 984 00:22:00,789 --> 00:22:00,799 butt's fish 985 00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:03,190 butt's fish and before i knew what i was doing i 986 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:03,200 and before i knew what i was doing i 987 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,430 and before i knew what i was doing i remember mr simon's training and 988 00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:05,440 remember mr simon's training and 989 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,710 remember mr simon's training and crash bam bada what has happened to my 990 00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:08,720 crash bam bada what has happened to my 991 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,430 crash bam bada what has happened to my boy 992 00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:09,440 boy 993 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,190 boy i think i'll leave him in a state of 994 00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:11,200 i think i'll leave him in a state of 995 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,750 i think i'll leave him in a state of shark and look understated i mean 996 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:13,760 shark and look understated i mean 997 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,789 shark and look understated i mean look my heart is sure beverly you go 998 00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:16,799 look my heart is sure beverly you go 999 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:18,549 look my heart is sure beverly you go upstairs have a wash and make yourself 1000 00:22:18,549 --> 00:22:18,559 upstairs have a wash and make yourself 1001 00:22:18,559 --> 00:22:19,110 upstairs have a wash and make yourself some tea 1002 00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:19,120 some tea 1003 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,350 some tea oh thank you shirley you see how 1004 00:22:21,350 --> 00:22:21,360 oh thank you shirley you see how 1005 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,350 oh thank you shirley you see how dangerous this martial arts can be 1006 00:22:23,350 --> 00:22:23,360 dangerous this martial arts can be 1007 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,710 dangerous this martial arts can be and you wouldn't even allow me to 1008 00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:24,720 and you wouldn't even allow me to 1009 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:30,870 and you wouldn't even allow me to practice the noble act of boxing 1010 00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:30,880 1011 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,990 get back the brew that's it mock me i 1012 00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:34,000 get back the brew that's it mock me i 1013 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,630 get back the brew that's it mock me i thought your fight wasn't until tomorrow 1014 00:22:36,630 --> 00:22:36,640 thought your fight wasn't until tomorrow 1015 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,750 thought your fight wasn't until tomorrow well it won't be now because i 1016 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:37,760 well it won't be now because i 1017 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:41,350 well it won't be now because i dislocated my shoulder 1018 00:22:41,350 --> 00:22:41,360 dislocated my shoulder 1019 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,950 dislocated my shoulder that's what comes from training without 1020 00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:42,960 that's what comes from training without 1021 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,549 that's what comes from training without your manager 1022 00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:44,559 your manager 1023 00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:47,750 your manager so uh what happened lee 1024 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:47,760 so uh what happened lee 1025 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:52,390 so uh what happened lee well i was 1026 00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:52,400 1027 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,230 i was sparring in the gym this afternoon 1028 00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:54,240 i was sparring in the gym this afternoon 1029 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,990 i was sparring in the gym this afternoon you know yeah 1030 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:56,000 you know yeah 1031 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,430 you know yeah and i thought i'd take out some my 1032 00:22:57,430 --> 00:22:57,440 and i thought i'd take out some my 1033 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,950 and i thought i'd take out some my aggression on my spine partner showing 1034 00:22:58,950 --> 00:22:58,960 aggression on my spine partner showing 1035 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,270 aggression on my spine partner showing what i was going to do to the brute 1036 00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:01,280 what i was going to do to the brute 1037 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,950 what i was going to do to the brute well we've done a couple of rounds and i 1038 00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:02,960 well we've done a couple of rounds and i 1039 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,789 well we've done a couple of rounds and i was doing l1 too 1040 00:23:04,789 --> 00:23:04,799 was doing l1 too 1041 00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:07,270 was doing l1 too when i i slipped on a wet patch 1042 00:23:07,270 --> 00:23:07,280 when i i slipped on a wet patch 1043 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,789 when i i slipped on a wet patch dissicating my shoulder and bumped me on 1044 00:23:08,789 --> 00:23:08,799 dissicating my shoulder and bumped me on 1045 00:23:08,799 --> 00:23:12,710 dissicating my shoulder and bumped me on the corner of the ropes 1046 00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:12,720 1047 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,669 you must be in a state of shock well i 1048 00:23:15,669 --> 00:23:15,679 you must be in a state of shock well i 1049 00:23:15,679 --> 00:23:16,789 you must be in a state of shock well i feel a lot better with 1050 00:23:16,789 --> 00:23:16,799 feel a lot better with 1051 00:23:16,799 --> 00:23:19,909 feel a lot better with cup of tea and some dumplings sure 1052 00:23:19,909 --> 00:23:19,919 cup of tea and some dumplings sure 1053 00:23:19,919 --> 00:23:23,190 cup of tea and some dumplings sure fine well you just go upstairs relax and 1054 00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:23,200 fine well you just go upstairs relax and 1055 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:31,740 fine well you just go upstairs relax and i'm sure beverly will make your cup of 1056 00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:31,750 1057 00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:31,930 [Applause] 1058 00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:31,940 [Applause] 1059 00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:34,830 [Applause] [Music] 1060 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:34,840 [Music] 1061 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,150 [Music] tea 1062 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:38,160 1063 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:45,180 [Applause] 1064 00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:45,190 [Applause] 1065 00:23:45,190 --> 00:24:02,830 [Applause] [Music] 1066 00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:02,840 1067 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:19,940 do 1068 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:19,950 1069 00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:30,830 [Music] 1070 00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:30,840 1071 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:41,110 um 1072 00:24:41,110 --> 00:24:41,120 1073 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,200 you