1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:17,189 paper was light gold in medieval times 2 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:17,199 paper was light gold in medieval times 3 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:20,900 paper was light gold in medieval times i want tobacco sugar 4 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:20,910 i want tobacco sugar 5 00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:23,109 i want tobacco sugar [Music] 6 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:23,119 [Music] 7 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:25,109 [Music] that everything we thought we knew about 8 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:25,119 that everything we thought we knew about 9 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:26,150 that everything we thought we knew about the world 10 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:26,160 the world 11 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:34,460 the world might turn out to be completely wrong 12 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:34,470 13 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:56,830 [Music] 14 00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:56,840 15 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:01,240 trees 16 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:01,250 17 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:08,390 [Music] 18 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:08,400 [Music] 19 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,230 [Music] all right all right i'm coming whoever 20 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:10,240 all right all right i'm coming whoever 21 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,030 all right all right i'm coming whoever you are you better have a good excuse 22 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:13,040 you are you better have a good excuse 23 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,630 you are you better have a good excuse for getting me out of my bed at this 24 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:14,640 for getting me out of my bed at this 25 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,350 for getting me out of my bed at this hour 26 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:15,360 hour 27 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,749 hour wake me up from a beautiful dream just 28 00:01:17,749 --> 00:01:17,759 wake me up from a beautiful dream just 29 00:01:17,759 --> 00:01:18,950 wake me up from a beautiful dream just that i was about to do something 30 00:01:18,950 --> 00:01:18,960 that i was about to do something 31 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:22,550 that i was about to do something interesting with my wife 32 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:22,560 33 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,990 hi desmond sosa is me 34 00:01:25,990 --> 00:01:26,000 hi desmond sosa is me 35 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,749 hi desmond sosa is me what are you doing here is what kind of 36 00:01:27,749 --> 00:01:27,759 what are you doing here is what kind of 37 00:01:27,759 --> 00:01:29,190 what are you doing here is what kind of region is that 38 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:29,200 region is that 39 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,830 region is that i man come thousands of miles all the 40 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:31,840 i man come thousands of miles all the 41 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,270 i man come thousands of miles all the way from jamaica 42 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:33,280 way from jamaica 43 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,590 way from jamaica i come to give a big surprise visit to 44 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:35,600 i come to give a big surprise visit to 45 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,550 i come to give a big surprise visit to my sister 46 00:01:36,550 --> 00:01:36,560 my sister 47 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,990 my sister our husband and family and all i get is 48 00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:40,000 our husband and family and all i get is 49 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,469 our husband and family and all i get is what you're doing here eh she said it's 50 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:42,479 what you're doing here eh she said it's 51 00:01:42,479 --> 00:01:43,830 what you're doing here eh she said it's two o'clock in the morning 52 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:43,840 two o'clock in the morning 53 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,749 two o'clock in the morning there's my mineral doctor tell the 54 00:01:45,749 --> 00:01:45,759 there's my mineral doctor tell the 55 00:01:45,759 --> 00:01:47,030 there's my mineral doctor tell the playing that 56 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:47,040 playing that 57 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:51,350 playing that is when we greet him then 58 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:51,360 59 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,069 the next time you can kiss my back foot 60 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:54,079 the next time you can kiss my back foot 61 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:56,310 the next time you can kiss my back foot for what that was 62 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:56,320 for what that was 63 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,030 for what that was you see how you become english man now 64 00:01:59,030 --> 00:01:59,040 you see how you become english man now 65 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,950 you see how you become english man now shake one's hand and pick one on the 66 00:02:00,950 --> 00:02:00,960 shake one's hand and pick one on the 67 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,709 shake one's hand and pick one on the forehead 68 00:02:02,709 --> 00:02:02,719 forehead 69 00:02:02,719 --> 00:02:05,270 forehead whatever happened to her go pon kiss 70 00:02:05,270 --> 00:02:05,280 whatever happened to her go pon kiss 71 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,030 whatever happened to her go pon kiss upon thing when you greet 72 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:07,040 upon thing when you greet 73 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,150 upon thing when you greet somebody even prince charles rob knows 74 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:10,160 somebody even prince charles rob knows 75 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,190 somebody even prince charles rob knows hunting but not 76 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:11,200 hunting but not 77 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,510 hunting but not desmond ambrose all right all right oh 78 00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:13,520 desmond ambrose all right all right oh 79 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,790 desmond ambrose all right all right oh sorry oh 80 00:02:14,790 --> 00:02:14,800 sorry oh 81 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:19,030 sorry oh so you're sorry no er 82 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:19,040 so you're sorry no er 83 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:27,030 so you're sorry no er where are my sister charlize 84 00:02:27,030 --> 00:02:27,040 85 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:34,390 [Music] 86 00:02:34,390 --> 00:02:34,400 87 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,470 that is the way we west indians greet 88 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:36,480 that is the way we west indians greet 89 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,869 that is the way we west indians greet each other 90 00:02:38,869 --> 00:02:38,879 each other 91 00:02:38,879 --> 00:02:42,630 each other you look so well so 92 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:42,640 you look so well so 93 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:46,470 you look so well so young men 94 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:46,480 95 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,470 tell me know what you're doing here 96 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:48,480 tell me know what you're doing here 97 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,710 tell me know what you're doing here we're alone 98 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:50,720 we're alone 99 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,190 we're alone you're in trouble not know anyone but 100 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:53,200 you're in trouble not know anyone but 101 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,790 you're in trouble not know anyone but don't tell me i know you kill your 102 00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:54,800 don't tell me i know you kill your 103 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,470 don't tell me i know you kill your husband 104 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:56,480 husband 105 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,949 husband maxwell divorce no but he'd kill me 106 00:02:58,949 --> 00:02:58,959 maxwell divorce no but he'd kill me 107 00:02:58,959 --> 00:02:59,910 maxwell divorce no but he'd kill me before note 108 00:02:59,910 --> 00:02:59,920 before note 109 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,830 before note you mean you don't know a divorce of 110 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:02,840 you mean you don't know a divorce of 111 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,470 you mean you don't know a divorce of course 112 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:04,480 course 113 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,670 course what is it yes dory 114 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:07,680 what is it yes dory 115 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,190 what is it yes dory you see you're getting angry with me 116 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:09,200 you see you're getting angry with me 117 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,790 you see you're getting angry with me already and you don't even know what it 118 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:10,800 already and you don't even know what it 119 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,990 already and you don't even know what it is 120 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:12,000 is 121 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,949 is oh it's so soon 122 00:03:16,949 --> 00:03:16,959 123 00:03:16,959 --> 00:03:19,750 you say even your daughter knows her so 124 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:19,760 you say even your daughter knows her so 125 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,430 you say even your daughter knows her so just get on with it 126 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:21,440 just get on with it 127 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,550 just get on with it well um 128 00:03:24,550 --> 00:03:24,560 129 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:28,229 i've been looked at i'm not 130 00:03:28,229 --> 00:03:28,239 i've been looked at i'm not 131 00:03:28,239 --> 00:03:31,990 i've been looked at i'm not you know her not sure i live nice to see 132 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:32,000 you know her not sure i live nice to see 133 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,430 you know her not sure i live nice to see i'm in love what happened 134 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:35,440 i'm in love what happened 135 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,830 i'm in love what happened well um we had to elope because of the 136 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:37,840 well um we had to elope because of the 137 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,670 well um we had to elope because of the complications it would occur 138 00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:39,680 complications it would occur 139 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,710 complications it would occur back home first of all him is very rich 140 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:42,720 back home first of all him is very rich 141 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:43,830 back home first of all him is very rich and he's poor 142 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:43,840 and he's poor 143 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,949 and he's poor rich man i lucky you second maxwell 144 00:03:46,949 --> 00:03:46,959 rich man i lucky you second maxwell 145 00:03:46,959 --> 00:03:48,710 rich man i lucky you second maxwell even though we divorced that man would 146 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:48,720 even though we divorced that man would 147 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,149 even though we divorced that man would make my life a misery 148 00:03:50,149 --> 00:03:50,159 make my life a misery 149 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:52,149 make my life a misery so we had to come to england to get 150 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:52,159 so we had to come to england to get 151 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:54,149 so we had to come to england to get married oh how romantic 152 00:03:54,149 --> 00:03:54,159 married oh how romantic 153 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:58,830 married oh how romantic this is a surprise ed elsman oh yes a 154 00:03:58,830 --> 00:03:58,840 this is a surprise ed elsman oh yes a 155 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,710 this is a surprise ed elsman oh yes a surprise 156 00:04:00,710 --> 00:04:00,720 surprise 157 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,550 surprise what's the name of this lucky man and 158 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:02,560 what's the name of this lucky man and 159 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,390 what's the name of this lucky man and where is he his name is william 160 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:04,400 where is he his name is william 161 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:09,190 where is he his name is william but i call him little willy for shirt 162 00:04:09,190 --> 00:04:09,200 163 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:16,789 i don't wear tin outside 164 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:16,799 165 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:20,229 he's kind considerate tall dark and 166 00:04:20,229 --> 00:04:20,239 he's kind considerate tall dark and 167 00:04:20,239 --> 00:04:23,910 he's kind considerate tall dark and handsome 168 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:23,920 169 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:27,189 [Applause] 170 00:04:27,189 --> 00:04:27,199 [Applause] 171 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:30,780 [Applause] everybody this is my little wheelie 172 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:30,790 everybody this is my little wheelie 173 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:33,830 everybody this is my little wheelie [Applause] 174 00:04:33,830 --> 00:04:33,840 [Applause] 175 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,390 [Applause] man i mean the wires so so you're gone 176 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:36,400 man i mean the wires so so you're gone 177 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,590 man i mean the wires so so you're gone too far this time 178 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:37,600 too far this time 179 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,629 too far this time cheryl say hello to willy hello 180 00:04:40,629 --> 00:04:40,639 cheryl say hello to willy hello 181 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:44,629 cheryl say hello to willy hello hello william 182 00:04:44,629 --> 00:04:44,639 183 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:47,189 hello william hello and you better 184 00:04:47,189 --> 00:04:47,199 hello william hello and you better 185 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:50,390 hello william hello and you better behave yourself young lady 186 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:50,400 behave yourself young lady 187 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,550 behave yourself young lady you old enough to be his mother and he's 188 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:52,560 you old enough to be his mother and he's 189 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,230 you old enough to be his mother and he's young enough to be my boy 190 00:04:54,230 --> 00:04:54,240 young enough to be my boy 191 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,710 young enough to be my boy listen i don't know what all the fuss is 192 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:56,720 listen i don't know what all the fuss is 193 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:57,270 listen i don't know what all the fuss is about 194 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:57,280 about 195 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,030 about i thought uno being english would be 196 00:04:59,030 --> 00:04:59,040 i thought uno being english would be 197 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,710 i thought uno being english would be more broad-minded 198 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:00,720 more broad-minded 199 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,150 more broad-minded as soon as a woman want to marry 200 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:02,160 as soon as a woman want to marry 201 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,990 as soon as a woman want to marry somebody younger than herself everybody 202 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:04,000 somebody younger than herself everybody 203 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,749 somebody younger than herself everybody create a song and dance about it and 204 00:05:05,749 --> 00:05:05,759 create a song and dance about it and 205 00:05:05,759 --> 00:05:11,909 create a song and dance about it and call it thai boy and all that nonsense 206 00:05:11,909 --> 00:05:11,919 207 00:05:11,919 --> 00:05:15,430 me and my little willy is happy 208 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:15,440 me and my little willy is happy 209 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,070 me and my little willy is happy i've never been so happy in my entire 210 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:18,080 i've never been so happy in my entire 211 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:18,710 i've never been so happy in my entire life 212 00:05:18,710 --> 00:05:18,720 life 213 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,550 life boy you haven't even had a life yet 214 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:22,560 boy you haven't even had a life yet 215 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,310 boy you haven't even had a life yet he's gonna have the time of his life 216 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:24,320 he's gonna have the time of his life 217 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,510 he's gonna have the time of his life with me i'm sure he is 218 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:27,520 with me i'm sure he is 219 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,550 with me i'm sure he is missing his attire in business so if you 220 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:30,560 missing his attire in business so if you 221 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,270 missing his attire in business so if you could show us a bed for dinner dads 222 00:05:33,270 --> 00:05:33,280 could show us a bed for dinner dads 223 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,629 could show us a bed for dinner dads did you all just sleeping in the same 224 00:05:34,629 --> 00:05:34,639 did you all just sleeping in the same 225 00:05:34,639 --> 00:05:36,870 did you all just sleeping in the same bed under my roof well not until you're 226 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:36,880 bed under my roof well not until you're 227 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,350 bed under my roof well not until you're married anyway 228 00:05:39,350 --> 00:05:39,360 married anyway 229 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,430 married anyway william can have sean's room he's away 230 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:41,440 william can have sean's room he's away 231 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,189 william can have sean's room he's away for the week so so you can sleep in 232 00:05:43,189 --> 00:05:43,199 for the week so so you can sleep in 233 00:05:43,199 --> 00:05:44,950 for the week so so you can sleep in glorious roman gloria you'll sleep on 234 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:44,960 glorious roman gloria you'll sleep on 235 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:45,590 glorious roman gloria you'll sleep on the sofa 236 00:05:45,590 --> 00:05:45,600 the sofa 237 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:50,830 the sofa mom go on show them the way follow me 238 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:50,840 239 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:57,670 william 240 00:05:57,670 --> 00:05:57,680 241 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,629 listen so sir i want to thank you cheryl 242 00:06:00,629 --> 00:06:00,639 listen so sir i want to thank you cheryl 243 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:03,189 listen so sir i want to thank you cheryl i knew you wouldn't let me down 244 00:06:03,189 --> 00:06:03,199 i knew you wouldn't let me down 245 00:06:03,199 --> 00:06:10,140 i knew you wouldn't let me down thank you english man 246 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:10,150 247 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:11,510 [Applause] 248 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:11,520 [Applause] 249 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:15,350 [Applause] good night my little willy good night 250 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:15,360 good night my little willy good night 251 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:19,510 good night my little willy good night my sweet potato 252 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:19,520 253 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,790 good night doreen all right we're going 254 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:22,800 good night doreen all right we're going 255 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,390 good night doreen all right we're going good night shirley 256 00:06:26,390 --> 00:06:26,400 257 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,150 good night auntie sue good night gloria 258 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:30,160 good night auntie sue good night gloria 259 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,550 good night auntie sue good night gloria good night willie good night gloria so 260 00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:32,560 good night willie good night gloria so 261 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:53,350 good night willie good night gloria so far gloria 262 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:53,360 263 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:59,670 good night doreen all right 264 00:06:59,670 --> 00:06:59,680 265 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,390 but suzu promised me and how can she do 266 00:07:02,390 --> 00:07:02,400 but suzu promised me and how can she do 267 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,309 but suzu promised me and how can she do that with an 18 year old 268 00:07:04,309 --> 00:07:04,319 that with an 18 year old 269 00:07:04,319 --> 00:07:06,469 that with an 18 year old what's wrong with me older that's what's 270 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:06,479 what's wrong with me older that's what's 271 00:07:06,479 --> 00:07:08,150 what's wrong with me older that's what's wrong with you 272 00:07:08,150 --> 00:07:08,160 wrong with you 273 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,070 wrong with you if i managed to pull an 18 year old bird 274 00:07:10,070 --> 00:07:10,080 if i managed to pull an 18 year old bird 275 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,749 if i managed to pull an 18 year old bird at her age i'll be well happy 276 00:07:11,749 --> 00:07:11,759 at her age i'll be well happy 277 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:13,990 at her age i'll be well happy so would i there's nothing only 278 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:14,000 so would i there's nothing only 279 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,469 so would i there's nothing only hypothetical of kosher of course 280 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:16,479 hypothetical of kosher of course 281 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:18,230 hypothetical of kosher of course well let's face it pogba you will 282 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:18,240 well let's face it pogba you will 283 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,990 well let's face it pogba you will probably be dead long before she even 284 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:20,000 probably be dead long before she even 285 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,110 probably be dead long before she even thought of loving you 286 00:07:21,110 --> 00:07:21,120 thought of loving you 287 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,350 thought of loving you what do you know about susu a lot 288 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:23,360 what do you know about susu a lot 289 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,230 what do you know about susu a lot remember 290 00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:24,240 remember 291 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,390 remember we became very intimate on her last 292 00:07:26,390 --> 00:07:26,400 we became very intimate on her last 293 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:30,309 we became very intimate on her last visit all right because that's because 294 00:07:30,309 --> 00:07:30,319 visit all right because that's because 295 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,749 visit all right because that's because she became a little friendly you don't 296 00:07:31,749 --> 00:07:31,759 she became a little friendly you don't 297 00:07:31,759 --> 00:07:32,790 she became a little friendly you don't have to rub it in 298 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:32,800 have to rub it in 299 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,469 have to rub it in uh-uh it was she who likes to be wrapped 300 00:07:36,469 --> 00:07:36,479 uh-uh it was she who likes to be wrapped 301 00:07:36,479 --> 00:07:39,909 uh-uh it was she who likes to be wrapped just here 302 00:07:39,909 --> 00:07:39,919 303 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:43,189 scariest feelings about you never mind 304 00:07:43,189 --> 00:07:43,199 scariest feelings about you never mind 305 00:07:43,199 --> 00:07:45,510 scariest feelings about you never mind by one of these days you meet somebody i 306 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:45,520 by one of these days you meet somebody i 307 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,550 by one of these days you meet somebody i don't want somebody 308 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:46,560 don't want somebody 309 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,990 don't want somebody i want her buddy 310 00:07:49,990 --> 00:07:50,000 311 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,390 you gotta listen pogba we don't have to 312 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:52,400 you gotta listen pogba we don't have to 313 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,070 you gotta listen pogba we don't have to take it so personally 314 00:07:54,070 --> 00:07:54,080 take it so personally 315 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,869 take it so personally we all know it ain't gonna last sushi's 316 00:07:56,869 --> 00:07:56,879 we all know it ain't gonna last sushi's 317 00:07:56,879 --> 00:07:59,749 we all know it ain't gonna last sushi's never managed to stick at anything 318 00:07:59,749 --> 00:07:59,759 never managed to stick at anything 319 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:01,670 never managed to stick at anything she'd probably be bored within a month 320 00:08:01,670 --> 00:08:01,680 she'd probably be bored within a month 321 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,830 she'd probably be bored within a month or two what i want to know is 322 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:03,840 or two what i want to know is 323 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,629 or two what i want to know is what do they talk about use your loaf 324 00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:06,639 what do they talk about use your loaf 325 00:08:06,639 --> 00:08:07,830 what do they talk about use your loaf tone me old son 326 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:07,840 tone me old son 327 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,950 tone me old son they don't need many words do they no 328 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:10,960 they don't need many words do they no 329 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,270 they don't need many words do they no after that then what do they talk about 330 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:13,280 after that then what do they talk about 331 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,629 after that then what do they talk about i mean her references are going to be 332 00:08:14,629 --> 00:08:14,639 i mean her references are going to be 333 00:08:14,639 --> 00:08:15,909 i mean her references are going to be completely different there is 334 00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:15,919 completely different there is 335 00:08:15,919 --> 00:08:17,589 completely different there is there's got to be a good what 20 years 336 00:08:17,589 --> 00:08:17,599 there's got to be a good what 20 years 337 00:08:17,599 --> 00:08:21,350 there's got to be a good what 20 years between them more like 65. 338 00:08:21,350 --> 00:08:21,360 between them more like 65. 339 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,350 between them more like 65. people will always find something to 340 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:23,360 people will always find something to 341 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,390 people will always find something to talk about 342 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:24,400 talk about 343 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,150 talk about so where are these two kids then 344 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:26,160 so where are these two kids then 345 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,790 so where are these two kids then upstairs sleeping off jetlag 346 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:28,800 upstairs sleeping off jetlag 347 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,390 upstairs sleeping off jetlag i've just bumped into gloria is it true 348 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:30,400 i've just bumped into gloria is it true 349 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,389 i've just bumped into gloria is it true that's suicide yes yes and that is 350 00:08:32,389 --> 00:08:32,399 that's suicide yes yes and that is 351 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:37,269 that's suicide yes yes and that is yes but they're gonna get there 352 00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:37,279 yes but they're gonna get there 353 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:42,230 yes but they're gonna get there she's gone mad yes 354 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:42,240 355 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,909 his name is william and william has 356 00:08:43,909 --> 00:08:43,919 his name is william and william has 357 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:46,630 his name is william and william has never been spelt t-o-y-b-o-y 358 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:46,640 never been spelt t-o-y-b-o-y 359 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:50,310 never been spelt t-o-y-b-o-y you should know that m-i-c-h-a-yell 360 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:50,320 you should know that m-i-c-h-a-yell 361 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:54,310 you should know that m-i-c-h-a-yell sorry susan auntie so-so 362 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:54,320 sorry susan auntie so-so 363 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,949 sorry susan auntie so-so now listen everybody we made the wedding 364 00:08:56,949 --> 00:08:56,959 now listen everybody we made the wedding 365 00:08:56,959 --> 00:08:58,389 now listen everybody we made the wedding arrangements 366 00:08:58,389 --> 00:08:58,399 arrangements 367 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:01,910 arrangements michael you can you can be the best man 368 00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:01,920 michael you can you can be the best man 369 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,430 michael you can you can be the best man and desmond will give the blushing 370 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:03,440 and desmond will give the blushing 371 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,269 and desmond will give the blushing bridal here 372 00:09:05,269 --> 00:09:05,279 bridal here 373 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:08,070 bridal here we want you all to be dear and that 374 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:08,080 we want you all to be dear and that 375 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:08,870 we want you all to be dear and that includes you 376 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:08,880 includes you 377 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:13,990 includes you matthew you steal our own book bud 378 00:09:13,990 --> 00:09:14,000 379 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,030 right michael since you is the best man 380 00:09:17,030 --> 00:09:17,040 right michael since you is the best man 381 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,269 right michael since you is the best man you will have to pee at the registrar so 382 00:09:19,269 --> 00:09:19,279 you will have to pee at the registrar so 383 00:09:19,279 --> 00:09:21,190 you will have to pee at the registrar so i need 50 pounds 384 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:21,200 i need 50 pounds 385 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:25,590 i need 50 pounds no to be it 386 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:25,600 387 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,990 we also need a whip around for these 388 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:28,000 we also need a whip around for these 389 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:34,310 we also need a whip around for these staggering hen nights 390 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:34,320 391 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,550 it's all right i'll get it thank you 392 00:09:36,550 --> 00:09:36,560 it's all right i'll get it thank you 393 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:37,350 it's all right i'll get it thank you michael 394 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:37,360 michael 395 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,829 michael i thought you said you really is wealthy 396 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:39,839 i thought you said you really is wealthy 397 00:09:39,839 --> 00:09:41,430 i thought you said you really is wealthy he is 398 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:41,440 he is 399 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,269 he is it's just that him don't inherit it 400 00:09:43,269 --> 00:09:43,279 it's just that him don't inherit it 401 00:09:43,279 --> 00:09:46,150 it's just that him don't inherit it until him 21. 402 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:46,160 until him 21. 403 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,030 until him 21. when he does he'll fear your back come 404 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:49,040 when he does he'll fear your back come 405 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,310 when he does he'll fear your back come on really 406 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:50,320 on really 407 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:53,430 on really see so i have to talk to you suso on the 408 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:53,440 see so i have to talk to you suso on the 409 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,190 see so i have to talk to you suso on the cheek of that woman 410 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:55,200 cheek of that woman 411 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,389 cheek of that woman it's strong a little bit when she 412 00:09:56,389 --> 00:09:56,399 it's strong a little bit when she 413 00:09:56,399 --> 00:09:58,230 it's strong a little bit when she expects us to pay for it all 414 00:09:58,230 --> 00:09:58,240 expects us to pay for it all 415 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:01,110 expects us to pay for it all me me looks like you've been conned 416 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:01,120 me me looks like you've been conned 417 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,069 me me looks like you've been conned michael missan 418 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:02,079 michael missan 419 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:05,509 michael missan don't remind me she ignored me well 420 00:10:05,509 --> 00:10:05,519 don't remind me she ignored me well 421 00:10:05,519 --> 00:10:08,790 don't remind me she ignored me well there is an old gambian saying only a 422 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:08,800 there is an old gambian saying only a 423 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,870 there is an old gambian saying only a foolish rhinoceros will allow its tail 424 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:10,880 foolish rhinoceros will allow its tail 425 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,430 foolish rhinoceros will allow its tail to be stepped on twice 426 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:13,440 to be stepped on twice 427 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,790 to be stepped on twice think about it you have just given me an 428 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:16,800 think about it you have just given me an 429 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,790 think about it you have just given me an idea my friend 430 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:18,800 idea my friend 431 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:25,590 idea my friend your friend only for the moment 432 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:25,600 433 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,990 when i first saw him at the hotel bar i 434 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:28,000 when i first saw him at the hotel bar i 435 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,269 when i first saw him at the hotel bar i didn't think hey 436 00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:29,279 didn't think hey 437 00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:31,750 didn't think hey so this is why nice you see and they 438 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:31,760 so this is why nice you see and they 439 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:32,630 so this is why nice you see and they think 440 00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:32,640 think 441 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,509 think you must say mad not only that the two 442 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:35,519 you must say mad not only that the two 443 00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:37,750 you must say mad not only that the two young receptionist was ruling them eyes 444 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:37,760 young receptionist was ruling them eyes 445 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,790 young receptionist was ruling them eyes at him like so 446 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:40,800 447 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,910 i wanted to put them in the eye 448 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:43,920 i wanted to put them in the eye 449 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,470 i wanted to put them in the eye i don't know what possessed me but when 450 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:46,480 i don't know what possessed me but when 451 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,310 i don't know what possessed me but when him turned round 452 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:48,320 him turned round 453 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,829 him turned round and i see him bottom 454 00:10:51,829 --> 00:10:51,839 and i see him bottom 455 00:10:51,839 --> 00:10:55,030 and i see him bottom what i had to do i just walked over to 456 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:55,040 what i had to do i just walked over to 457 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:55,670 what i had to do i just walked over to it so 458 00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:55,680 it so 459 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,829 it so pinched it and told him to buy me a 460 00:10:58,829 --> 00:10:58,839 pinched it and told him to buy me a 461 00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:03,110 pinched it and told him to buy me a drink 462 00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:03,120 463 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,470 you would know how sometimes when you 464 00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:06,480 you would know how sometimes when you 465 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,310 you would know how sometimes when you see a little beer this button you're 466 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:08,320 see a little beer this button you're 467 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:11,509 see a little beer this button you're just off invited 468 00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:11,519 just off invited 469 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:16,710 just off invited well i do i'm just a button woman 470 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:16,720 well i do i'm just a button woman 471 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,110 well i do i'm just a button woman the best part of a man's body oh louise 472 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:19,120 the best part of a man's body oh louise 473 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,550 the best part of a man's body oh louise what's wrong with men's faces 474 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:20,560 what's wrong with men's faces 475 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:21,990 what's wrong with men's faces everything have you ever tried to kiss a 476 00:11:21,990 --> 00:11:22,000 everything have you ever tried to kiss a 477 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,990 everything have you ever tried to kiss a bloke with two days growth on his chin 478 00:11:23,990 --> 00:11:24,000 bloke with two days growth on his chin 479 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,520 bloke with two days growth on his chin it's like kissing a hedgehog 480 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:25,530 it's like kissing a hedgehog 481 00:11:25,530 --> 00:11:27,350 it's like kissing a hedgehog [Applause] 482 00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:27,360 [Applause] 483 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,430 [Applause] my mum is it like kissing dad with a 484 00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:29,440 my mum is it like kissing dad with a 485 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,550 my mum is it like kissing dad with a moustache 486 00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:30,560 moustache 487 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,590 moustache oh well it tickles at first but then 488 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:33,600 oh well it tickles at first but then 489 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,269 oh well it tickles at first but then you get used to it until he starts 490 00:11:37,269 --> 00:11:37,279 you get used to it until he starts 491 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:40,829 you get used to it until he starts ranting on raven then he looks like adam 492 00:11:40,829 --> 00:11:40,839 ranting on raven then he looks like adam 493 00:11:40,839 --> 00:11:44,470 ranting on raven then he looks like adam hitler 494 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:44,480 495 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,110 well he was so shocked by what i'd done 496 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:47,120 well he was so shocked by what i'd done 497 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,949 well he was so shocked by what i'd done that he bought me a drink 498 00:11:48,949 --> 00:11:48,959 that he bought me a drink 499 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,990 that he bought me a drink and then it happened so 500 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:52,000 and then it happened so 501 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,470 and then it happened so soon talk about fast workout 502 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:56,480 soon talk about fast workout 503 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,990 soon talk about fast workout not that that didn't happen until later 504 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:00,000 not that that didn't happen until later 505 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,430 not that that didn't happen until later i'm talking about it 506 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:03,440 i'm talking about it 507 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:07,110 i'm talking about it yes that madness when it doesn't seem to 508 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:07,120 yes that madness when it doesn't seem to 509 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:07,750 yes that madness when it doesn't seem to matter 510 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:07,760 matter 511 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,910 matter when it's just you and him at the hotel 512 00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:09,920 when it's just you and him at the hotel 513 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,550 when it's just you and him at the hotel bar and the whole world just disappear 514 00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:12,560 bar and the whole world just disappear 515 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,230 bar and the whole world just disappear including the receptionist with the 516 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:14,240 including the receptionist with the 517 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,190 including the receptionist with the funny eye 518 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:17,200 519 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,790 love at first saw i wish it happened to 520 00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:18,800 love at first saw i wish it happened to 521 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,710 love at first saw i wish it happened to me oh don't worry gloria 522 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:20,720 me oh don't worry gloria 523 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,750 me oh don't worry gloria plenty of it will come your way 524 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:23,760 plenty of it will come your way 525 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,670 plenty of it will come your way seriously though susan you're taught 526 00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:25,680 seriously though susan you're taught 527 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,590 seriously though susan you're taught about the consequences 528 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:27,600 about the consequences 529 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,550 about the consequences well i like him and he loves me and even 530 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:30,560 well i like him and he loves me and even 531 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,870 well i like him and he loves me and even if it don't last i'm gonna have a good 532 00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:32,880 if it don't last i'm gonna have a good 533 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:33,269 if it don't last i'm gonna have a good good 534 00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:33,279 good 535 00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:36,310 good time or else it does just as long as 536 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:36,320 time or else it does just as long as 537 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,720 time or else it does just as long as you're happy 538 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:38,730 you're happy 539 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:51,030 you're happy [Applause] 540 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:51,040 541 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,470 i'm going to answer the question you're 542 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:52,480 i'm going to answer the question you're 543 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,470 i'm going to answer the question you're all dying to ask for dear not to 544 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:54,480 all dying to ask for dear not to 545 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,750 all dying to ask for dear not to what's it like with a younger man 546 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:57,760 what's it like with a younger man 547 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,150 what's it like with a younger man in front of the children surely they no 548 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:00,160 in front of the children surely they no 549 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,990 in front of the children surely they no longer children them nowhere me a 550 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:02,000 longer children them nowhere me a 551 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,870 longer children them nowhere me a chatbot 552 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:04,880 553 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,949 well the answer is that being with a 554 00:13:06,949 --> 00:13:06,959 well the answer is that being with a 555 00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,069 well the answer is that being with a younger man is no 556 00:13:08,069 --> 00:13:08,079 younger man is no 557 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,389 younger man is no different from being with an older man 558 00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:10,399 different from being with an older man 559 00:13:10,399 --> 00:13:12,629 different from being with an older man they're both they see him 560 00:13:12,629 --> 00:13:12,639 they're both they see him 561 00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:23,509 they're both they see him except one is younger 562 00:13:23,509 --> 00:13:23,519 563 00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:26,470 well since i'm paying for these drinks i 564 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:26,480 well since i'm paying for these drinks i 565 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,910 well since i'm paying for these drinks i suppose we better propose a toast to 566 00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:27,920 suppose we better propose a toast to 567 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:36,870 suppose we better propose a toast to william and susu 568 00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:36,880 569 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,150 well if i pick up your glass why because 570 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:40,160 well if i pick up your glass why because 571 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,069 well if i pick up your glass why because michael is paying for the drinks 572 00:13:42,069 --> 00:13:42,079 michael is paying for the drinks 573 00:13:42,079 --> 00:13:43,750 michael is paying for the drinks you behaving like a six-year-old which 574 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:43,760 you behaving like a six-year-old which 575 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,189 you behaving like a six-year-old which makes little willy over there look on 576 00:13:45,189 --> 00:13:45,199 makes little willy over there look on 577 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:51,030 makes little willy over there look on adults by comparison 578 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:51,040 579 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,629 i propose a toast to william and susu 580 00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:54,639 i propose a toast to william and susu 581 00:13:54,639 --> 00:13:56,150 i propose a toast to william and susu may they be happy in their endeavors 582 00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:56,160 may they be happy in their endeavors 583 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,310 may they be happy in their endeavors they're already happy in their endeavors 584 00:13:58,310 --> 00:13:58,320 they're already happy in their endeavors 585 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,829 they're already happy in their endeavors hey willy boy well i hope they have a 586 00:14:01,829 --> 00:14:01,839 hey willy boy well i hope they have a 587 00:14:01,839 --> 00:14:07,670 hey willy boy well i hope they have a long and happy marriage cheers 588 00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:07,680 589 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,269 william you know marriage isn't easy 590 00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:11,279 william you know marriage isn't easy 591 00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:13,509 william you know marriage isn't easy especially with susu we'll try and make 592 00:14:13,509 --> 00:14:13,519 especially with susu we'll try and make 593 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,470 especially with susu we'll try and make a go of it 594 00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:14,480 a go of it 595 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,509 a go of it toy boy you don't know what it's like to 596 00:14:17,509 --> 00:14:17,519 toy boy you don't know what it's like to 597 00:14:17,519 --> 00:14:18,710 toy boy you don't know what it's like to live with a woman 598 00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:18,720 live with a woman 599 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,430 live with a woman neither do you ah but i didn't know what 600 00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:21,440 neither do you ah but i didn't know what 601 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,310 neither do you ah but i didn't know what it was like 602 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:22,320 it was like 603 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,710 it was like and it wasn't very nice what i'm trying 604 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:24,720 and it wasn't very nice what i'm trying 605 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,629 and it wasn't very nice what i'm trying to say is that 606 00:14:26,629 --> 00:14:26,639 to say is that 607 00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:28,230 to say is that marrying and living with somebody makes 608 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:28,240 marrying and living with somebody makes 609 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,150 marrying and living with somebody makes you see different sides of them 610 00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:30,160 you see different sides of them 611 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,670 you see different sides of them we hope soon nah you can see sides 612 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:33,680 we hope soon nah you can see sides 613 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,629 we hope soon nah you can see sides you won't like sides you don't want to 614 00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:36,639 you won't like sides you don't want to 615 00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:37,590 you won't like sides you don't want to see 616 00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:37,600 see 617 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,990 see popeye why are you trying to poo-poo the 618 00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:40,000 popeye why are you trying to poo-poo the 619 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,030 popeye why are you trying to poo-poo the idea of marriage 620 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:41,040 idea of marriage 621 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:45,750 idea of marriage i'm not pooing anything 622 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:45,760 i'm not pooing anything 623 00:14:45,760 --> 00:15:02,790 i'm not pooing anything don't like that shouldn't take long 624 00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:02,800 625 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,310 looks like you struck the winner there a 626 00:15:04,310 --> 00:15:04,320 looks like you struck the winner there a 627 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:13,829 looks like you struck the winner there a willy boy 628 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:13,839 willy boy 629 00:15:13,839 --> 00:15:16,470 willy boy that marriage is definitely not going to 630 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:16,480 that marriage is definitely not going to 631 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,110 that marriage is definitely not going to last 632 00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:17,120 last 633 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,590 last if it ever gets off the ground uh don't 634 00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:19,600 if it ever gets off the ground uh don't 635 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,110 if it ever gets off the ground uh don't be like that pork pie 636 00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:21,120 be like that pork pie 637 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,030 be like that pork pie it's man's stag night man's entitled to 638 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:23,040 it's man's stag night man's entitled to 639 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,870 it's man's stag night man's entitled to one last flush when he's last night 640 00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:24,880 one last flush when he's last night 641 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:31,520 one last flush when he's last night i wish you would flirt michael 642 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:31,530 643 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,620 [Music] 644 00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:34,630 [Music] 645 00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:37,829 [Music] [Applause] 646 00:15:37,829 --> 00:15:37,839 647 00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:41,110 that boy is a danger to women he's 648 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:41,120 that boy is a danger to women he's 649 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,629 that boy is a danger to women he's warning romney's neck 650 00:15:42,629 --> 00:15:42,639 warning romney's neck 651 00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:45,430 warning romney's neck now listen dez you never got it mate oh 652 00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:45,440 now listen dez you never got it mate oh 653 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:57,050 now listen dez you never got it mate oh you ain't 654 00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:57,060 655 00:15:57,060 --> 00:16:02,340 [Music] 656 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:02,350 657 00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:08,560 [Music] 658 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:08,570 659 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:14,570 [Music] 660 00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:14,580 661 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:19,110 [Music] 662 00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:19,120 663 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,810 i've got it 664 00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:22,820 i've got it 665 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:33,910 i've got it [Music] 666 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:33,920 667 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:38,150 oh today's the day so so surely nervous 668 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:38,160 oh today's the day so so surely nervous 669 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,629 oh today's the day so so surely nervous are you nervous what do you think i just 670 00:16:40,629 --> 00:16:40,639 are you nervous what do you think i just 671 00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:42,069 are you nervous what do you think i just say 672 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:42,079 say 673 00:16:42,079 --> 00:16:44,550 say i know what everybody will be thinking 674 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:44,560 i know what everybody will be thinking 675 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,150 i know what everybody will be thinking so i just want to look my best 676 00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:46,160 so i just want to look my best 677 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,910 so i just want to look my best and make sure that my little willy look 678 00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:47,920 and make sure that my little willy look 679 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,430 and make sure that my little willy look good too 680 00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:49,440 good too 681 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,509 good too so what you're gonna wear i was thinking 682 00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:51,519 so what you're gonna wear i was thinking 683 00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:52,470 so what you're gonna wear i was thinking of wearing 684 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:52,480 of wearing 685 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,110 of wearing my mini skirt and a red top mini skirt 686 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:55,120 my mini skirt and a red top mini skirt 687 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,310 my mini skirt and a red top mini skirt and red top 688 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:56,320 and red top 689 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,710 and red top nah you can't you look like a like what 690 00:16:58,710 --> 00:16:58,720 nah you can't you look like a like what 691 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,590 nah you can't you look like a like what like the wrong combination 692 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:01,600 like the wrong combination 693 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,670 like the wrong combination that's why i thought i'd put myself in 694 00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:03,680 that's why i thought i'd put myself in 695 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,750 that's why i thought i'd put myself in your capable handshake 696 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:05,760 your capable handshake 697 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,230 your capable handshake i know you have always had a good eye 698 00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:08,240 i know you have always had a good eye 699 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:12,789 i know you have always had a good eye for collar and coordination 700 00:17:12,789 --> 00:17:12,799 701 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:17,990 no so-sorry 702 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:18,000 no so-sorry 703 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,470 no so-sorry am wearing this dress study oh don't get 704 00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:20,480 am wearing this dress study oh don't get 705 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,110 am wearing this dress study oh don't get annoyed with me cheryl 706 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:23,120 annoyed with me cheryl 707 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:26,470 annoyed with me cheryl it's on the day of my wedding 708 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:26,480 it's on the day of my wedding 709 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,870 it's on the day of my wedding you know how upset and nervous means 710 00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:28,880 you know how upset and nervous means 711 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,830 you know how upset and nervous means already and you get 712 00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:30,840 already and you get 713 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,909 already and you get angry you know how i hate it when you 714 00:17:33,909 --> 00:17:33,919 angry you know how i hate it when you 715 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,470 angry you know how i hate it when you call me doreen 716 00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:36,480 call me doreen 717 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,510 call me doreen even as a child when you bawled i 718 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:39,520 even as a child when you bawled i 719 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:43,190 even as a child when you bawled i cried i don't want my wedding dear my 720 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:43,200 cried i don't want my wedding dear my 721 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:47,270 cried i don't want my wedding dear my only sister the one person i look up to 722 00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:47,280 only sister the one person i look up to 723 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,110 only sister the one person i look up to is angry and forward 724 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:49,120 is angry and forward 725 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:52,150 is angry and forward because of a dress to foresee a 726 00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:52,160 because of a dress to foresee a 727 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,190 because of a dress to foresee a consistent 728 00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:53,200 consistent 729 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:57,110 consistent need on a very special deal a once in a 730 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:57,120 need on a very special deal a once in a 731 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,190 need on a very special deal a once in a lifetime occasion 732 00:17:59,190 --> 00:17:59,200 lifetime occasion 733 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:04,789 lifetime occasion twice it's the first time marine william 734 00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:04,799 twice it's the first time marine william 735 00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:09,430 twice it's the first time marine william the whole world is grumbling 736 00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:09,440 737 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,230 susu you can borrow the dress what you 738 00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:12,240 susu you can borrow the dress what you 739 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,150 susu you can borrow the dress what you say my loving sister sure stop your 740 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:14,160 say my loving sister sure stop your 741 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:20,470 say my loving sister sure stop your foolishness 742 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:20,480 743 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,870 this dress is going to look weaker than 744 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:22,880 this dress is going to look weaker than 745 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,710 this dress is going to look weaker than me 746 00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:24,720 me 747 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,830 me you haven't changed have 748 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:27,840 you haven't changed have 749 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,870 you haven't changed have always get everything you want even back 750 00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:30,880 always get everything you want even back 751 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,870 always get everything you want even back to when we were children if i had any 752 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:32,880 to when we were children if i had any 753 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,789 to when we were children if i had any sweets i had to share them with you 754 00:18:34,789 --> 00:18:34,799 sweets i had to share them with you 755 00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:36,230 sweets i had to share them with you otherwise you turn on the tears and tell 756 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:36,240 otherwise you turn on the tears and tell 757 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,870 otherwise you turn on the tears and tell everybody i hate you 758 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:38,880 everybody i hate you 759 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,870 everybody i hate you use my sister but i'm always bailing you 760 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:40,880 use my sister but i'm always bailing you 761 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,150 use my sister but i'm always bailing you out 762 00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:42,160 out 763 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,390 out i wonder if i needed you as much as you 764 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:44,400 i wonder if i needed you as much as you 765 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,990 i wonder if i needed you as much as you need me would you be there 766 00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:46,000 need me would you be there 767 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,390 need me would you be there of course i will cheryl the trouble with 768 00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:48,400 of course i will cheryl the trouble with 769 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,630 of course i will cheryl the trouble with you is that you will never need my help 770 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:50,640 you is that you will never need my help 771 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,630 you is that you will never need my help you're not the sort of person whose life 772 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:52,640 you're not the sort of person whose life 773 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,110 you're not the sort of person whose life is a shambles like mine 774 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:55,120 is a shambles like mine 775 00:18:55,120 --> 00:19:01,190 is a shambles like mine you're my only sister 776 00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:01,200 777 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:08,830 i don't mean to be the way i am it just 778 00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:08,840 779 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,110 happens 780 00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:11,120 happens 781 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,950 happens you can borrow the dress 782 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:14,960 783 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,789 as a matter of fact you can keep it 784 00:19:18,789 --> 00:19:18,799 as a matter of fact you can keep it 785 00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:22,830 as a matter of fact you can keep it call it my wedding present thank you 786 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:22,840 call it my wedding present thank you 787 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:29,750 call it my wedding present thank you cheryl 788 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:29,760 789 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,270 that woman has spent 40 pounds on 790 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:31,280 that woman has spent 40 pounds on 791 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,870 that woman has spent 40 pounds on flowers without telling anybody 792 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:32,880 flowers without telling anybody 793 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,470 flowers without telling anybody instead of mike well that woman is going 794 00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:34,480 instead of mike well that woman is going 795 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,549 instead of mike well that woman is going to be willie's wife very soon the sooner 796 00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:36,559 to be willie's wife very soon the sooner 797 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:37,430 to be willie's wife very soon the sooner the better 798 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:37,440 the better 799 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,789 the better i can see this wedding's gonna get off 800 00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:38,799 i can see this wedding's gonna get off 801 00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:40,789 i can see this wedding's gonna get off to a flying star the wedding is going to 802 00:19:40,789 --> 00:19:40,799 to a flying star the wedding is going to 803 00:19:40,799 --> 00:19:42,310 to a flying star the wedding is going to be fine 804 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:42,320 be fine 805 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,070 be fine it's everybody around it i'm worried 806 00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:44,080 it's everybody around it i'm worried 807 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,990 it's everybody around it i'm worried about well i might think you better keep 808 00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:46,000 about well i might think you better keep 809 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,669 about well i might think you better keep quiet and speak when you've spoken to 810 00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:47,679 quiet and speak when you've spoken to 811 00:19:47,679 --> 00:19:53,669 quiet and speak when you've spoken to sorry mr that's better 812 00:19:53,669 --> 00:19:53,679 sorry mr that's better 813 00:19:53,679 --> 00:19:56,710 sorry mr that's better all right where is she popeye 814 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:56,720 all right where is she popeye 815 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,590 all right where is she popeye what do you look like he wants to play 816 00:19:59,590 --> 00:19:59,600 what do you look like he wants to play 817 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,230 what do you look like he wants to play young 818 00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:02,240 819 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,270 i can play young too listen for five why 820 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:05,280 i can play young too listen for five why 821 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,430 i can play young too listen for five why don't you just rest yourself 822 00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:07,440 don't you just rest yourself 823 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,909 don't you just rest yourself and retire gracefully because the best 824 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:09,919 and retire gracefully because the best 825 00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:11,110 and retire gracefully because the best man win 826 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:11,120 man win 827 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,350 man win no contest why are you little put your 828 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:13,360 no contest why are you little put your 829 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,350 no contest why are you little put your fists up i can still give you a few lips 830 00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:15,360 fists up i can still give you a few lips 831 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,669 fists up i can still give you a few lips don't get some licks as well for five 832 00:20:17,669 --> 00:20:17,679 don't get some licks as well for five 833 00:20:17,679 --> 00:20:18,950 don't get some licks as well for five why you don't sit down and take the 834 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:18,960 why you don't sit down and take the 835 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,549 why you don't sit down and take the weight off your trousers before they do 836 00:20:20,549 --> 00:20:20,559 weight off your trousers before they do 837 00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:22,070 weight off your trousers before they do your stream watching 838 00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:22,080 your stream watching 839 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,750 your stream watching and little really i think you want to 840 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:23,760 and little really i think you want to 841 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,230 and little really i think you want to apologize to profile i'm sorry porque 842 00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:26,240 apologize to profile i'm sorry porque 843 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,270 apologize to profile i'm sorry porque mr grant mr grant i've listened to all 844 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:29,280 mr grant mr grant i've listened to all 845 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,510 mr grant mr grant i've listened to all your rude remarks and taken it 846 00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:31,520 your rude remarks and taken it 847 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,669 your rude remarks and taken it you can't even bother to be rude behind 848 00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:33,679 you can't even bother to be rude behind 849 00:20:33,679 --> 00:20:35,110 you can't even bother to be rude behind my back well i've 850 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:35,120 my back well i've 851 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,669 my back well i've just about had enough of it i sit down 852 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:37,679 just about had enough of it i sit down 853 00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:39,669 just about had enough of it i sit down you'll don't be stupid i mean what in 854 00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:39,679 you'll don't be stupid i mean what in 855 00:20:39,679 --> 00:20:41,270 you'll don't be stupid i mean what in god's name is going on 856 00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:41,280 god's name is going on 857 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,110 god's name is going on i have a young man who prefers an older 858 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:43,120 i have a young man who prefers an older 859 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,190 i have a young man who prefers an older woman and an old man who wants to be 860 00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:45,200 woman and an old man who wants to be 861 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:45,669 woman and an old man who wants to be young 862 00:20:45,669 --> 00:20:45,679 young 863 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,590 young so he can attract a woman as old as he 864 00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:47,600 so he can attract a woman as old as he 865 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:52,230 so he can attract a woman as old as he is 866 00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:52,240 867 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:55,110 what on earth are you wearing popeye you 868 00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:55,120 what on earth are you wearing popeye you 869 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,470 what on earth are you wearing popeye you looked like john travolta 870 00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:56,480 looked like john travolta 871 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,870 looked like john travolta in drag and have you taken a look at 872 00:20:58,870 --> 00:20:58,880 in drag and have you taken a look at 873 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,710 in drag and have you taken a look at yourself in the mirror recently 874 00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:00,720 yourself in the mirror recently 875 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,950 yourself in the mirror recently not exactly the height of fashion how 876 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:02,960 not exactly the height of fashion how 877 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,149 not exactly the height of fashion how your life gift 878 00:21:04,149 --> 00:21:04,159 your life gift 879 00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:07,110 your life gift you look wonderful okay all right let's 880 00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:07,120 you look wonderful okay all right let's 881 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,789 you look wonderful okay all right let's get in the car and get this thing over 882 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:08,799 get in the car and get this thing over 883 00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:09,830 get in the car and get this thing over and done with it 884 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:09,840 and done with it 885 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:13,590 and done with it not so fast 886 00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:13,600 887 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,470 hey susuma little chick what pork pie my 888 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:16,480 hey susuma little chick what pork pie my 889 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,029 hey susuma little chick what pork pie my little twerp 890 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:19,039 little twerp 891 00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:20,390 little twerp you look more beautiful with each 892 00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:20,400 you look more beautiful with each 893 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,669 you look more beautiful with each passing day you don't 894 00:21:23,669 --> 00:21:23,679 passing day you don't 895 00:21:23,679 --> 00:21:26,390 passing day you don't so susu you sure you're not gonna change 896 00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:26,400 so susu you sure you're not gonna change 897 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,669 so susu you sure you're not gonna change your mind and marry a man of experience 898 00:21:29,669 --> 00:21:29,679 your mind and marry a man of experience 899 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,510 your mind and marry a man of experience you know what i'm supported by 900 00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:31,520 you know what i'm supported by 901 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,830 you know what i'm supported by innocence is bliss then i've got 902 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:33,840 innocence is bliss then i've got 903 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,110 innocence is bliss then i've got something that is going to make you 904 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:35,120 something that is going to make you 905 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:35,990 something that is going to make you change your mind 906 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:36,000 change your mind 907 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,270 change your mind don't bother i've seen it before 908 00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:39,280 don't bother i've seen it before 909 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,830 don't bother i've seen it before what's that william and a strange woman 910 00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:41,840 what's that william and a strange woman 911 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,510 what's that william and a strange woman dancing on his stag night 912 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:43,520 dancing on his stag night 913 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,470 dancing on his stag night so so they were lambadaying if you know 914 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:46,480 so so they were lambadaying if you know 915 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,830 so so they were lambadaying if you know what i mean 916 00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:47,840 what i mean 917 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,270 what i mean if it gave her a cheap thrill of good 918 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:51,280 if it gave her a cheap thrill of good 919 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,990 if it gave her a cheap thrill of good it only goes to prove by marrying a sexy 920 00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:54,000 it only goes to prove by marrying a sexy 921 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,870 it only goes to prove by marrying a sexy man 922 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:54,880 man 923 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,070 man did you dance with anybody poor pie no i 924 00:21:58,070 --> 00:21:58,080 did you dance with anybody poor pie no i 925 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:58,470 did you dance with anybody poor pie no i rest 926 00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:58,480 rest 927 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:08,230 rest my case 928 00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:08,240 929 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,390 ladies and gentlemen welcome to the 930 00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:10,400 ladies and gentlemen welcome to the 931 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,630 ladies and gentlemen welcome to the harlequin suite here at southwark town 932 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:12,640 harlequin suite here at southwark town 933 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,350 harlequin suite here at southwark town hall 934 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:13,360 hall 935 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,870 hall where we're gathered to witness and 936 00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:14,880 where we're gathered to witness and 937 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,029 where we're gathered to witness and celebrate the marriage of mr william 938 00:22:17,029 --> 00:22:17,039 celebrate the marriage of mr william 939 00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:18,230 celebrate the marriage of mr william nelson peters 940 00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:18,240 nelson peters 941 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,110 nelson peters to miss doreen wilmer pleasure another 942 00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:21,120 to miss doreen wilmer pleasure another 943 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,549 to miss doreen wilmer pleasure another one bites the dust 944 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:22,559 one bites the dust 945 00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:26,149 one bites the dust or sushi bites his bum would you 946 00:22:26,149 --> 00:22:26,159 or sushi bites his bum would you 947 00:22:26,159 --> 00:22:27,750 or sushi bites his bum would you recommend me old son 948 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:27,760 recommend me old son 949 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,510 recommend me old son i'll give you three to one it's over in 950 00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:29,520 i'll give you three to one it's over in 951 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,669 i'll give you three to one it's over in two months five to one 952 00:22:31,669 --> 00:22:31,679 two months five to one 953 00:22:31,679 --> 00:22:33,909 two months five to one oh you drive hard bargain all right five 954 00:22:33,909 --> 00:22:33,919 oh you drive hard bargain all right five 955 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,310 oh you drive hard bargain all right five to one done 956 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:36,320 to one done 957 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,310 to one done yeah lovely i left someone that's lovely 958 00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:38,320 yeah lovely i left someone that's lovely 959 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,950 yeah lovely i left someone that's lovely so will i 960 00:22:40,950 --> 00:22:40,960 so will i 961 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,510 so will i don't insult me 10 paints you're 962 00:22:43,510 --> 00:22:43,520 don't insult me 10 paints you're 963 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,870 don't insult me 10 paints you're insulting me 964 00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:44,880 insulting me 965 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,390 insulting me this is supposed to be my sister's 966 00:22:46,390 --> 00:22:46,400 this is supposed to be my sister's 967 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:52,870 this is supposed to be my sister's wedding not the grand national 968 00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:52,880 969 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,029 i must ask if there is anyone here in 970 00:22:55,029 --> 00:22:55,039 i must ask if there is anyone here in 971 00:22:55,039 --> 00:22:55,990 i must ask if there is anyone here in this room 972 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:56,000 this room 973 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,270 this room who has or knows of any legal reason why 974 00:22:59,270 --> 00:22:59,280 who has or knows of any legal reason why 975 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,110 who has or knows of any legal reason why these two shall not be joined in 976 00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:01,120 these two shall not be joined in 977 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:01,990 these two shall not be joined in marriage 978 00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:02,000 marriage 979 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:13,990 marriage please speak now overhold your peace 980 00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:14,000 981 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,070 now then i would ask you mr william 982 00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:16,080 now then i would ask you mr william 983 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,350 now then i would ask you mr william nelson peters 984 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:17,360 nelson peters 985 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,830 nelson peters to repeat after me the following vows of 986 00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:20,840 to repeat after me the following vows of 987 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,710 to repeat after me the following vows of matrimony 988 00:23:23,710 --> 00:23:23,720 matrimony 989 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:29,270 matrimony [Applause] 990 00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:29,280 991 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,470 so you think you're smart william 992 00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:32,480 so you think you're smart william 993 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,149 so you think you're smart william you think he is going to marry to a 994 00:23:34,149 --> 00:23:34,159 you think he is going to marry to a 995 00:23:34,159 --> 00:23:37,510 you think he is going to marry to a woman who favor comfort 996 00:23:37,510 --> 00:23:37,520 woman who favor comfort 997 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,990 woman who favor comfort don't know that is blessed no mommy i 998 00:23:39,990 --> 00:23:40,000 don't know that is blessed no mommy i 999 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:40,789 don't know that is blessed no mommy i love her 1000 00:23:40,789 --> 00:23:40,799 love her 1001 00:23:40,799 --> 00:23:43,970 love her love what you know about love don't be 1002 00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:43,980 love what you know about love don't be 1003 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:48,830 love what you know about love don't be [Applause] 1004 00:23:48,830 --> 00:23:48,840 1005 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,700 stupid 1006 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:50,710 stupid 1007 00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:51,840 stupid [Applause] 1008 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