1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:12,880 paper was light gold in medieval times 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:12,890 3 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:17,189 [Music] 4 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:17,199 5 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:20,880 oh no tobacco sugar 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:20,890 oh no tobacco sugar 7 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:23,109 oh no tobacco sugar [Music] 8 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:23,119 [Music] 9 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:25,109 [Music] that everything we thought we knew about 10 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:25,119 that everything we thought we knew about 11 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:26,150 that everything we thought we knew about the world 12 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:26,160 the world 13 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:34,480 the world might turn out to be completely wrong 14 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:34,490 15 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:46,229 [Music] 16 00:00:46,229 --> 00:00:46,239 [Music] 17 00:00:46,239 --> 00:00:52,850 [Music] tree 18 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:52,860 19 00:00:52,860 --> 00:01:09,350 [Music] 20 00:01:09,350 --> 00:01:09,360 21 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,630 listen to this 22 00:01:10,630 --> 00:01:10,640 listen to this 23 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,469 listen to this the dream dictionary says that if you 24 00:01:12,469 --> 00:01:12,479 the dream dictionary says that if you 25 00:01:12,479 --> 00:01:13,830 the dream dictionary says that if you dream you're a fish swimming about in 26 00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:13,840 dream you're a fish swimming about in 27 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:14,950 dream you're a fish swimming about in the ocean 28 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:14,960 the ocean 29 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,710 the ocean it means you've got an endless sexual 30 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:16,720 it means you've got an endless sexual 31 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,870 it means you've got an endless sexual appetite and once that's got to do with 32 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:18,880 appetite and once that's got to do with 33 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,550 appetite and once that's got to do with sex and since when do you need a 34 00:01:20,550 --> 00:01:20,560 sex and since when do you need a 35 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,390 sex and since when do you need a dictionary for dreams i mean a dream is 36 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:22,400 dictionary for dreams i mean a dream is 37 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,789 dictionary for dreams i mean a dream is a dream dreams don't go from here to zen 38 00:01:24,789 --> 00:01:24,799 a dream dreams don't go from here to zen 39 00:01:24,799 --> 00:01:26,630 a dream dreams don't go from here to zen to go all over the place the dream's 40 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:26,640 to go all over the place the dream's 41 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,870 to go all over the place the dream's gonna be significant though i had a 42 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:28,880 gonna be significant though i had a 43 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,510 gonna be significant though i had a dream some dreams can be significant 44 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:31,520 dream some dreams can be significant 45 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,270 dream some dreams can be significant yeah yes i've always found dreams 46 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:33,280 yeah yes i've always found dreams 47 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,270 yeah yes i've always found dreams fascinating you know i have the wildest 48 00:01:35,270 --> 00:01:35,280 fascinating you know i have the wildest 49 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,670 fascinating you know i have the wildest dreams well that doesn't surprise me no 50 00:01:37,670 --> 00:01:37,680 dreams well that doesn't surprise me no 51 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,310 dreams well that doesn't surprise me no what are your dreams about then tony i 52 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:40,320 what are your dreams about then tony i 53 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,230 what are your dreams about then tony i no i don't remember them oh you know you 54 00:01:42,230 --> 00:01:42,240 no i don't remember them oh you know you 55 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,469 no i don't remember them oh you know you had a dream if you can't remember oh but 56 00:01:44,469 --> 00:01:44,479 had a dream if you can't remember oh but 57 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:47,510 had a dream if you can't remember oh but we all have dreams we don't remember i 58 00:01:47,510 --> 00:01:47,520 we all have dreams we don't remember i 59 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,310 we all have dreams we don't remember i had a dream i remember mine 60 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:50,320 had a dream i remember mine 61 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,389 had a dream i remember mine all right tell us what it was and we'll 62 00:01:52,389 --> 00:01:52,399 all right tell us what it was and we'll 63 00:01:52,399 --> 00:01:53,749 all right tell us what it was and we'll look it up 64 00:01:53,749 --> 00:01:53,759 look it up 65 00:01:53,759 --> 00:01:55,030 look it up well 66 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:55,040 well 67 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,190 well i was walking down this road 68 00:01:57,190 --> 00:01:57,200 i was walking down this road 69 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,230 i was walking down this road with a sweet potato and a carrot 70 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:00,240 with a sweet potato and a carrot 71 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,310 with a sweet potato and a carrot and uh you see we were on our way to a 72 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:02,320 and uh you see we were on our way to a 73 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,630 and uh you see we were on our way to a restaurant to have lunch 74 00:02:04,630 --> 00:02:04,640 restaurant to have lunch 75 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,429 restaurant to have lunch well anyway we got there and 76 00:02:07,429 --> 00:02:07,439 well anyway we got there and 77 00:02:07,439 --> 00:02:10,869 well anyway we got there and we were shown to the table by a parsnip 78 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:10,879 we were shown to the table by a parsnip 79 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:15,510 we were shown to the table by a parsnip and you know what was on the menu 80 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:15,520 81 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,589 so what these vegetables wanted to eat a 82 00:02:17,589 --> 00:02:17,599 so what these vegetables wanted to eat a 83 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:19,589 so what these vegetables wanted to eat a pork pie 84 00:02:19,589 --> 00:02:19,599 pork pie 85 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:21,190 pork pie i always thought that you were strange 86 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:21,200 i always thought that you were strange 87 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,869 i always thought that you were strange but i can now definitely say you're mad 88 00:02:24,869 --> 00:02:24,879 but i can now definitely say you're mad 89 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:27,030 but i can now definitely say you're mad everybody look who i just found out hey 90 00:02:27,030 --> 00:02:27,040 everybody look who i just found out hey 91 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,910 everybody look who i just found out hey royce matt london carlin remember the 92 00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:29,920 royce matt london carlin remember the 93 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,509 royce matt london carlin remember the siege he's come to see us about making a 94 00:02:31,509 --> 00:02:31,519 siege he's come to see us about making a 95 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:34,309 siege he's come to see us about making a program a program what here 96 00:02:34,309 --> 00:02:34,319 program a program what here 97 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:35,990 program a program what here yes we'll definitely have to dress it up 98 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:36,000 yes we'll definitely have to dress it up 99 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,949 yes we'll definitely have to dress it up a little 100 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:36,959 a little 101 00:02:36,959 --> 00:02:38,550 a little what's the problem about it no it's no 102 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:38,560 what's the problem about it no it's no 103 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,390 what's the problem about it no it's no big deal really we've got a new slot 10 104 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:40,400 big deal really we've got a new slot 10 105 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,390 big deal really we've got a new slot 10 minute docus i was thinking of calling 106 00:02:42,390 --> 00:02:42,400 minute docus i was thinking of calling 107 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,430 minute docus i was thinking of calling this one 108 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:43,440 this one 109 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,470 this one blacks to the future 110 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:46,480 blacks to the future 111 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,229 blacks to the future well i like it anyway 112 00:02:48,229 --> 00:02:48,239 well i like it anyway 113 00:02:48,239 --> 00:02:50,070 well i like it anyway it's a bit marginalized again and what's 114 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:50,080 it's a bit marginalized again and what's 115 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,509 it's a bit marginalized again and what's your name sweetie gloria gloria great 116 00:02:53,509 --> 00:02:53,519 your name sweetie gloria gloria great 117 00:02:53,519 --> 00:02:56,229 your name sweetie gloria gloria great marginalized i like it no no no what we 118 00:02:56,229 --> 00:02:56,239 marginalized i like it no no no what we 119 00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:58,149 marginalized i like it no no no what we want to do this time is to present some 120 00:02:58,149 --> 00:02:58,159 want to do this time is to present some 121 00:02:58,159 --> 00:03:00,869 want to do this time is to present some positive images of black people 122 00:03:00,869 --> 00:03:00,879 positive images of black people 123 00:03:00,879 --> 00:03:02,309 positive images of black people we were thinking of starting wednesday 124 00:03:02,309 --> 00:03:02,319 we were thinking of starting wednesday 125 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:03,430 we were thinking of starting wednesday here for a day and we thought we could 126 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:03,440 here for a day and we thought we could 127 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,910 here for a day and we thought we could use you use us yes the nation's heart 128 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:05,920 use you use us yes the nation's heart 129 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,589 use you use us yes the nation's heart went up to this family after the siege 130 00:03:07,589 --> 00:03:07,599 went up to this family after the siege 131 00:03:07,599 --> 00:03:09,670 went up to this family after the siege the amount of fan mail i got was amazing 132 00:03:09,670 --> 00:03:09,680 the amount of fan mail i got was amazing 133 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,309 the amount of fan mail i got was amazing fan mail we got was amazing didn't you 134 00:03:12,309 --> 00:03:12,319 fan mail we got was amazing didn't you 135 00:03:12,319 --> 00:03:14,229 fan mail we got was amazing didn't you get any no my office never sent you no 136 00:03:14,229 --> 00:03:14,239 get any no my office never sent you no 137 00:03:14,239 --> 00:03:16,149 get any no my office never sent you no no never mind so 138 00:03:16,149 --> 00:03:16,159 no never mind so 139 00:03:16,159 --> 00:03:17,509 no never mind so what do you think about my blacks the 140 00:03:17,509 --> 00:03:17,519 what do you think about my blacks the 141 00:03:17,519 --> 00:03:20,229 what do you think about my blacks the future idea i mean doesn't it sound sexy 142 00:03:20,229 --> 00:03:20,239 future idea i mean doesn't it sound sexy 143 00:03:20,239 --> 00:03:23,990 future idea i mean doesn't it sound sexy to you oh positively sexy 144 00:03:23,990 --> 00:03:24,000 to you oh positively sexy 145 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,990 to you oh positively sexy leroy did i ever tell you i was a lead 146 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:26,000 leroy did i ever tell you i was a lead 147 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,830 leroy did i ever tell you i was a lead singer with a band no well if you would 148 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:27,840 singer with a band no well if you would 149 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,350 singer with a band no well if you would slip in a couple of tunes then i could 150 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:29,360 slip in a couple of tunes then i could 151 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,830 slip in a couple of tunes then i could show you how talented i am yes ma'am we 152 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:31,840 show you how talented i am yes ma'am we 153 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,110 show you how talented i am yes ma'am we are hey leroy i couldn't bring the 154 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:33,120 are hey leroy i couldn't bring the 155 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,710 are hey leroy i couldn't bring the brothers alone could i brother's brother 156 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:34,720 brothers alone could i brother's brother 157 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:35,589 brothers alone could i brother's brother well you know just to be in the 158 00:03:35,589 --> 00:03:35,599 well you know just to be in the 159 00:03:35,599 --> 00:03:36,710 well you know just to be in the background whilst you're cutting hair 160 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:36,720 background whilst you're cutting hair 161 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,869 background whilst you're cutting hair leeroy i only want you to film this side 162 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:38,879 leeroy i only want you to film this side 163 00:03:38,879 --> 00:03:40,949 leeroy i only want you to film this side of my face you know this is my best side 164 00:03:40,949 --> 00:03:40,959 of my face you know this is my best side 165 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:41,910 of my face you know this is my best side problem 166 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:41,920 problem 167 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,509 problem i always thought you sat on your best 168 00:03:45,509 --> 00:03:45,519 i always thought you sat on your best 169 00:03:45,519 --> 00:03:47,670 i always thought you sat on your best me on side tv my mum's gonna love this 170 00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:47,680 me on side tv my mum's gonna love this 171 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,869 me on side tv my mum's gonna love this you know i always thought i'd be there 172 00:03:48,869 --> 00:03:48,879 you know i always thought i'd be there 173 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:50,470 you know i always thought i'd be there listen leroy you don't have any agents 174 00:03:50,470 --> 00:03:50,480 listen leroy you don't have any agents 175 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,869 listen leroy you don't have any agents look i must make one thing very clear 176 00:03:52,869 --> 00:03:52,879 look i must make one thing very clear 177 00:03:52,879 --> 00:03:55,270 look i must make one thing very clear this feature is about the story behind 178 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:55,280 this feature is about the story behind 179 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,390 this feature is about the story behind the story 180 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:56,400 the story 181 00:03:56,400 --> 00:04:00,630 the story so we'll only be using the patel file 182 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:00,640 so we'll only be using the patel file 183 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,710 so we'll only be using the patel file ambrose yeah family 184 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:02,720 ambrose yeah family 185 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,869 ambrose yeah family this is docus baby 186 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:04,879 this is docus baby 187 00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:06,229 this is docus baby what you mean 188 00:04:06,229 --> 00:04:06,239 what you mean 189 00:04:06,239 --> 00:04:08,710 what you mean cheap limited budget catch my dream but 190 00:04:08,710 --> 00:04:08,720 cheap limited budget catch my dream but 191 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,470 cheap limited budget catch my dream but i am a part of the family yeah this 192 00:04:10,470 --> 00:04:10,480 i am a part of the family yeah this 193 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:11,830 i am a part of the family yeah this program is about a black family we're 194 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:11,840 program is about a black family we're 195 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,789 program is about a black family we're all part of that you know i'm saying 196 00:04:12,789 --> 00:04:12,799 all part of that you know i'm saying 197 00:04:12,799 --> 00:04:14,309 all part of that you know i'm saying well if there's any problems there's my 198 00:04:14,309 --> 00:04:14,319 well if there's any problems there's my 199 00:04:14,319 --> 00:04:17,430 well if there's any problems there's my card all right 200 00:04:17,430 --> 00:04:17,440 201 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:25,270 very nice very nice excuse me 202 00:04:25,270 --> 00:04:25,280 203 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:28,070 hello leroy smart who's london calling 204 00:04:28,070 --> 00:04:28,080 hello leroy smart who's london calling 205 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,550 hello leroy smart who's london calling now then what listen mate your firm 206 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:30,560 now then what listen mate your firm 207 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,070 now then what listen mate your firm don't need any cameras do they no we've 208 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:32,080 don't need any cameras do they no we've 209 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,430 don't need any cameras do they no we've got plenty of cameras what do we need is 210 00:04:33,430 --> 00:04:33,440 got plenty of cameras what do we need is 211 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,030 got plenty of cameras what do we need is good cameraman 212 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:35,040 good cameraman 213 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,950 good cameraman no mate fresh out of camera man 214 00:04:36,950 --> 00:04:36,960 no mate fresh out of camera man 215 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,350 no mate fresh out of camera man but i'll tell you what i have got 216 00:04:39,350 --> 00:04:39,360 but i'll tell you what i have got 217 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,870 but i'll tell you what i have got you don't fancy a couple of tickets to 218 00:04:40,870 --> 00:04:40,880 you don't fancy a couple of tickets to 219 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,310 you don't fancy a couple of tickets to see pavarotti i've got a couple if 220 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:42,320 see pavarotti i've got a couple if 221 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,749 see pavarotti i've got a couple if you're interested well i'll take them 222 00:04:43,749 --> 00:04:43,759 you're interested well i'll take them 223 00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:45,830 you're interested well i'll take them bring them on wednesday ciao 224 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:45,840 bring them on wednesday ciao 225 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,670 bring them on wednesday ciao wednesday 226 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:47,680 wednesday 227 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,469 wednesday what's happening on wednesday then 228 00:04:50,469 --> 00:04:50,479 what's happening on wednesday then 229 00:04:50,479 --> 00:04:53,510 what's happening on wednesday then we all going to be tv stars we are going 230 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:53,520 we all going to be tv stars we are going 231 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,550 we all going to be tv stars we are going to be tv stars yeah family only and i've 232 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:56,560 to be tv stars yeah family only and i've 233 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,310 to be tv stars yeah family only and i've known this family longer than you sean 234 00:04:58,310 --> 00:04:58,320 known this family longer than you sean 235 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,590 known this family longer than you sean oh pogba don't be so childish actually 236 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:01,600 oh pogba don't be so childish actually 237 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,909 oh pogba don't be so childish actually listen popeye sometimes you have to 238 00:05:03,909 --> 00:05:03,919 listen popeye sometimes you have to 239 00:05:03,919 --> 00:05:06,150 listen popeye sometimes you have to accept certain decisions that's what 240 00:05:06,150 --> 00:05:06,160 accept certain decisions that's what 241 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,830 accept certain decisions that's what being an adult is all 242 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:08,840 being an adult is all 243 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,909 being an adult is all about listen disney old son 244 00:05:11,909 --> 00:05:11,919 about listen disney old son 245 00:05:11,919 --> 00:05:14,150 about listen disney old son would you accept that uh most people 246 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:14,160 would you accept that uh most people 247 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,189 would you accept that uh most people have um 248 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:15,199 have um 249 00:05:15,199 --> 00:05:17,670 have um skeletons in their cupboard well 250 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:17,680 skeletons in their cupboard well 251 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,990 skeletons in their cupboard well other families have skeletons in their 252 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:20,000 other families have skeletons in their 253 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,990 other families have skeletons in their cupboards yes 254 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:22,000 cupboards yes 255 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,270 cupboards yes hello dad 256 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:23,280 hello dad 257 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,270 hello dad i've been looking for my life 258 00:05:25,270 --> 00:05:25,280 i've been looking for my life 259 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,909 i've been looking for my life there's more but journey i can explain 260 00:05:27,909 --> 00:05:27,919 there's more but journey i can explain 261 00:05:27,919 --> 00:05:31,029 there's more but journey i can explain right 262 00:05:31,029 --> 00:05:31,039 263 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,890 i don't know what you're talking about 264 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:33,900 i don't know what you're talking about 265 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:37,350 i don't know what you're talking about [Laughter] 266 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:37,360 [Laughter] 267 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,950 [Laughter] i don't know why you call this stupid 268 00:05:38,950 --> 00:05:38,960 i don't know why you call this stupid 269 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,950 i don't know why you call this stupid meeting i suppose you want to instruct 270 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:40,960 meeting i suppose you want to instruct 271 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,710 meeting i suppose you want to instruct us how to behave on television in case 272 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:42,720 us how to behave on television in case 273 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,590 us how to behave on television in case we make idiots of ourselves correct no 274 00:05:45,590 --> 00:05:45,600 we make idiots of ourselves correct no 275 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:46,790 we make idiots of ourselves correct no well the only person who's going to make 276 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:46,800 well the only person who's going to make 277 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,469 well the only person who's going to make an idiot to themselves on television is 278 00:05:48,469 --> 00:05:48,479 an idiot to themselves on television is 279 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:50,310 an idiot to themselves on television is you i mean walking on a bank with a 280 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:50,320 you i mean walking on a bank with a 281 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,189 you i mean walking on a bank with a stupid haircut like that 282 00:05:53,189 --> 00:05:53,199 stupid haircut like that 283 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:55,110 stupid haircut like that i mean i suppose you got it styled by a 284 00:05:55,110 --> 00:05:55,120 i mean i suppose you got it styled by a 285 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,510 i mean i suppose you got it styled by a landscape gag 286 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:57,520 landscape gag 287 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,550 landscape gag desmond stop being provocative 288 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:00,560 desmond stop being provocative 289 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,390 desmond stop being provocative look it's only natural that we all sit 290 00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:02,400 look it's only natural that we all sit 291 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,150 look it's only natural that we all sit around and discuss how the television 292 00:06:04,150 --> 00:06:04,160 around and discuss how the television 293 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,550 around and discuss how the television people gonna present us i mean just 294 00:06:06,550 --> 00:06:06,560 people gonna present us i mean just 295 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,309 people gonna present us i mean just because somebody wants a poker camera in 296 00:06:08,309 --> 00:06:08,319 because somebody wants a poker camera in 297 00:06:08,319 --> 00:06:09,990 because somebody wants a poker camera in your face you tend to get stupider than 298 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:10,000 your face you tend to get stupider than 299 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,469 your face you tend to get stupider than actors if you're a star oh my god was to 300 00:06:12,469 --> 00:06:12,479 actors if you're a star oh my god was to 301 00:06:12,479 --> 00:06:14,710 actors if you're a star oh my god was to ask the man if you want to hear me sing 302 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:14,720 ask the man if you want to hear me sing 303 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,710 ask the man if you want to hear me sing you did what look i think we should keep 304 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:16,720 you did what look i think we should keep 305 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,469 you did what look i think we should keep close tabs on that leroy smart on what 306 00:06:18,469 --> 00:06:18,479 close tabs on that leroy smart on what 307 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,469 close tabs on that leroy smart on what he does with that program and i'd like 308 00:06:20,469 --> 00:06:20,479 he does with that program and i'd like 309 00:06:20,479 --> 00:06:21,909 he does with that program and i'd like to volunteer as the one that keeps very 310 00:06:21,909 --> 00:06:21,919 to volunteer as the one that keeps very 311 00:06:21,919 --> 00:06:24,629 to volunteer as the one that keeps very close to him yes i bet you dude well i 312 00:06:24,629 --> 00:06:24,639 close to him yes i bet you dude well i 313 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:26,870 close to him yes i bet you dude well i don't think we should do this program 314 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:26,880 don't think we should do this program 315 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,469 don't think we should do this program well let's face it mom's right as soon 316 00:06:28,469 --> 00:06:28,479 well let's face it mom's right as soon 317 00:06:28,479 --> 00:06:30,070 well let's face it mom's right as soon as television is mentioned dad thinks 318 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:30,080 as television is mentioned dad thinks 319 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,990 as television is mentioned dad thinks he's nat king cole 320 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:32,000 he's nat king cole 321 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,990 he's nat king cole and gloria's peckham's answer to janet 322 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:34,000 and gloria's peckham's answer to janet 323 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,189 and gloria's peckham's answer to janet jackson 324 00:06:35,189 --> 00:06:35,199 jackson 325 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:36,230 jackson michael what are you talking about we've 326 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:36,240 michael what are you talking about we've 327 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,230 michael what are you talking about we've got to do i've told all the brothers 328 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:38,240 got to do i've told all the brothers 329 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,150 got to do i've told all the brothers there's something not quite right here i 330 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:40,160 there's something not quite right here i 331 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,629 there's something not quite right here i mean my son the entrepreneur the one 332 00:06:42,629 --> 00:06:42,639 mean my son the entrepreneur the one 333 00:06:42,639 --> 00:06:44,150 mean my son the entrepreneur the one who's always giving me grief about 334 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:44,160 who's always giving me grief about 335 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,150 who's always giving me grief about raising the profile of the shop how to 336 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:46,160 raising the profile of the shop how to 337 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,550 raising the profile of the shop how to get more customers to make more money 338 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:48,560 get more customers to make more money 339 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,550 get more customers to make more money this is an opportunity for millions of 340 00:06:50,550 --> 00:06:50,560 this is an opportunity for millions of 341 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,150 this is an opportunity for millions of people to see me 342 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:52,160 people to see me 343 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,990 people to see me you i mean us 344 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:54,000 you i mean us 345 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,830 you i mean us i mean that hairstyle must have done 346 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:55,840 i mean that hairstyle must have done 347 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,749 i mean that hairstyle must have done something to your head boy and if you 348 00:06:57,749 --> 00:06:57,759 something to your head boy and if you 349 00:06:57,759 --> 00:06:59,430 something to your head boy and if you don't want to be in this program fine no 350 00:06:59,430 --> 00:06:59,440 don't want to be in this program fine no 351 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,510 don't want to be in this program fine no one's asking you to be you don't even 352 00:07:01,510 --> 00:07:01,520 one's asking you to be you don't even 353 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,150 one's asking you to be you don't even live here tell him sister look i think 354 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:04,160 live here tell him sister look i think 355 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,390 live here tell him sister look i think this could all be a terrible mistake 356 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:06,400 this could all be a terrible mistake 357 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,390 this could all be a terrible mistake michael stop pussyfooting and tell us 358 00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:08,400 michael stop pussyfooting and tell us 359 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,029 michael stop pussyfooting and tell us why you already don't want to do this 360 00:07:11,029 --> 00:07:11,039 why you already don't want to do this 361 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:13,589 why you already don't want to do this i'll get on with it boy 362 00:07:13,589 --> 00:07:13,599 i'll get on with it boy 363 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,510 i'll get on with it boy okay i've been shortlisted for promotion 364 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:15,520 okay i've been shortlisted for promotion 365 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:19,430 okay i've been shortlisted for promotion at the bank how short and which list 366 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:19,440 367 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,870 i'm currently numb 368 00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:20,880 i'm currently numb 369 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,950 i'm currently numb the 10 in the pecking order you don't 370 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:22,960 the 10 in the pecking order you don't 371 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,029 the 10 in the pecking order you don't want us to blow your chances well yes 372 00:07:25,029 --> 00:07:25,039 want us to blow your chances well yes 373 00:07:25,039 --> 00:07:26,469 want us to blow your chances well yes this might you see i mean the selectors 374 00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:26,479 this might you see i mean the selectors 375 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,390 this might you see i mean the selectors might say it in this once again michael 376 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:28,400 might say it in this once again michael 377 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:31,270 might say it in this once again michael is ashamed of us 378 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:31,280 is ashamed of us 379 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,189 is ashamed of us what you doing desmond i'm calling lee 380 00:07:33,189 --> 00:07:33,199 what you doing desmond i'm calling lee 381 00:07:33,199 --> 00:07:35,110 what you doing desmond i'm calling lee to tell him to bring that skeleton wrong 382 00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:35,120 to tell him to bring that skeleton wrong 383 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:39,110 to tell him to bring that skeleton wrong here because that ain't no son of mine 384 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:39,120 385 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:44,869 say down desmond charlie said all right 386 00:07:44,869 --> 00:07:44,879 387 00:07:44,879 --> 00:07:48,150 leroy smart said he wanted to present us 388 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:48,160 leroy smart said he wanted to present us 389 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,430 leroy smart said he wanted to present us as positive images of black people 390 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:51,440 as positive images of black people 391 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,189 as positive images of black people now we all know we get a lot of that 392 00:07:53,189 --> 00:07:53,199 now we all know we get a lot of that 393 00:07:53,199 --> 00:07:55,110 now we all know we get a lot of that negative stuff right 394 00:07:55,110 --> 00:07:55,120 negative stuff right 395 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,350 negative stuff right and if i have anything to do with this 396 00:07:57,350 --> 00:07:57,360 and if i have anything to do with this 397 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,670 and if i have anything to do with this the ambrose family will come across as 398 00:07:59,670 --> 00:07:59,680 the ambrose family will come across as 399 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,350 the ambrose family will come across as ourselves 400 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:01,360 ourselves 401 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,550 ourselves bright 402 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:02,560 bright 403 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,589 bright positive intelligent 404 00:08:05,589 --> 00:08:05,599 positive intelligent 405 00:08:05,599 --> 00:08:08,550 positive intelligent that includes your father 406 00:08:08,550 --> 00:08:08,560 that includes your father 407 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,110 that includes your father and since you are up for promotion what 408 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:11,120 and since you are up for promotion what 409 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,909 and since you are up for promotion what better way to show them who you are and 410 00:08:13,909 --> 00:08:13,919 better way to show them who you are and 411 00:08:13,919 --> 00:08:15,830 better way to show them who you are and where you come from 412 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:15,840 where you come from 413 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,990 where you come from michael for someone who can be as 414 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:18,000 michael for someone who can be as 415 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,589 michael for someone who can be as selfish as you 416 00:08:19,589 --> 00:08:19,599 selfish as you 417 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,029 selfish as you i'm surprised you missed that 418 00:08:21,029 --> 00:08:21,039 i'm surprised you missed that 419 00:08:21,039 --> 00:08:23,909 i'm surprised you missed that opportunity 420 00:08:23,909 --> 00:08:23,919 421 00:08:23,919 --> 00:08:28,629 am i that selfish yes 422 00:08:28,629 --> 00:08:28,639 423 00:08:28,639 --> 00:08:30,070 well i suppose we can at least make some 424 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:30,080 well i suppose we can at least make some 425 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,510 well i suppose we can at least make some money money 426 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:31,520 money money 427 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,190 money money you mean we get paid 428 00:08:33,190 --> 00:08:33,200 you mean we get paid 429 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:40,469 you mean we get paid have you got this problem 430 00:08:40,469 --> 00:08:40,479 431 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,469 oh my 432 00:08:42,469 --> 00:08:42,479 oh my 433 00:08:42,479 --> 00:08:44,710 oh my popeye you upset about this television 434 00:08:44,710 --> 00:08:44,720 popeye you upset about this television 435 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:45,670 popeye you upset about this television thing 436 00:08:45,670 --> 00:08:45,680 thing 437 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,630 thing nope 438 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:46,640 nope 439 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,470 nope i just vexed that i won't be able to say 440 00:08:48,470 --> 00:08:48,480 i just vexed that i won't be able to say 441 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,870 i just vexed that i won't be able to say what i wanted to say what was that and i 442 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:50,880 what i wanted to say what was that and i 443 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,230 what i wanted to say what was that and i wanted to complain about my block of 444 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:52,240 wanted to complain about my block of 445 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,310 wanted to complain about my block of flats why the lips don't work why people 446 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:54,320 flats why the lips don't work why people 447 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,070 flats why the lips don't work why people use it as a toilet 448 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:56,080 use it as a toilet 449 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,509 use it as a toilet why when you're a pensioner they put you 450 00:08:57,509 --> 00:08:57,519 why when you're a pensioner they put you 451 00:08:57,519 --> 00:08:59,910 why when you're a pensioner they put you on the 19th floor instead of the first 452 00:08:59,910 --> 00:08:59,920 on the 19th floor instead of the first 453 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,350 on the 19th floor instead of the first and i would like to kidnap that 454 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:01,360 and i would like to kidnap that 455 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,430 and i would like to kidnap that architect who built it and make him live 456 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:03,440 architect who built it and make him live 457 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,870 architect who built it and make him live in it 458 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:04,880 in it 459 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,710 in it well it's a good thing without a parent 460 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:06,720 well it's a good thing without a parent 461 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,710 well it's a good thing without a parent with a list of complaints like that 462 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:08,720 with a list of complaints like that 463 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,670 with a list of complaints like that really ended up in a four-hour epic 464 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:11,680 really ended up in a four-hour epic 465 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:14,150 really ended up in a four-hour epic that's it desmond rose robert 466 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:14,160 that's it desmond rose robert 467 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,829 that's it desmond rose robert you can keep your family to yourself i 468 00:09:15,829 --> 00:09:15,839 you can keep your family to yourself i 469 00:09:15,839 --> 00:09:17,590 you can keep your family to yourself i don't want nothing to do with your 470 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:17,600 don't want nothing to do with your 471 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,910 don't want nothing to do with your family oh come on porpoy you can't sit 472 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:19,920 family oh come on porpoy you can't sit 473 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,750 family oh come on porpoy you can't sit there sulking about it all day 474 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:21,760 there sulking about it all day 475 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,750 there sulking about it all day whosoever you just shut up and play with 476 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:23,760 whosoever you just shut up and play with 477 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,070 whosoever you just shut up and play with your scissors 478 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:26,080 your scissors 479 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,670 your scissors i know exactly how you feel pork 480 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:27,680 i know exactly how you feel pork 481 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:29,509 i know exactly how you feel pork parmesan as soon as a bit of fame and 482 00:09:29,509 --> 00:09:29,519 parmesan as soon as a bit of fame and 483 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:31,509 parmesan as soon as a bit of fame and fortune comes their way they abandon us 484 00:09:31,509 --> 00:09:31,519 fortune comes their way they abandon us 485 00:09:31,519 --> 00:09:33,030 fortune comes their way they abandon us well i tell you what if it happened to 486 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:33,040 well i tell you what if it happened to 487 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:37,750 well i tell you what if it happened to me i do exactly the same 488 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:37,760 489 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,870 how nice to see you you know i might 490 00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:40,880 how nice to see you you know i might 491 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,750 how nice to see you you know i might never call you leroy not at all um did 492 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:43,760 never call you leroy not at all um did 493 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,870 never call you leroy not at all um did my agent agent uh my son michael contact 494 00:09:46,870 --> 00:09:46,880 my agent agent uh my son michael contact 495 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,870 my agent agent uh my son michael contact about my contractual rings oh yes yes 496 00:09:48,870 --> 00:09:48,880 about my contractual rings oh yes yes 497 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,630 about my contractual rings oh yes yes yes you did ah 498 00:09:50,630 --> 00:09:50,640 yes you did ah 499 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:53,190 yes you did ah how much we gonna get 500 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:53,200 how much we gonna get 501 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,190 how much we gonna get nothing nothing 502 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:55,200 nothing nothing 503 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,269 nothing nothing well this is the costly endes man 504 00:09:57,269 --> 00:09:57,279 well this is the costly endes man 505 00:09:57,279 --> 00:09:58,870 well this is the costly endes man we in television have to make vital 506 00:09:58,870 --> 00:09:58,880 we in television have to make vital 507 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,030 we in television have to make vital decisions we have a responsibility to 508 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:01,040 decisions we have a responsibility to 509 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,630 decisions we have a responsibility to our viewers we have to give them 510 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:02,640 our viewers we have to give them 511 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,069 our viewers we have to give them programs that keep them glued right up 512 00:10:04,069 --> 00:10:04,079 programs that keep them glued right up 513 00:10:04,079 --> 00:10:05,750 programs that keep them glued right up from the start 514 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:05,760 from the start 515 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,389 from the start the pitch on this program is wrong pitch 516 00:10:08,389 --> 00:10:08,399 the pitch on this program is wrong pitch 517 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,069 the pitch on this program is wrong pitch what you saying well one thought that 518 00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:10,079 what you saying well one thought that 519 00:10:10,079 --> 00:10:11,670 what you saying well one thought that after speaking to michael that the 520 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:11,680 after speaking to michael that the 521 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,870 after speaking to michael that the family lacked charisma family and i mean 522 00:10:14,870 --> 00:10:14,880 family lacked charisma family and i mean 523 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,829 family lacked charisma family and i mean program lacked charisma so until next 524 00:10:17,829 --> 00:10:17,839 program lacked charisma so until next 525 00:10:17,839 --> 00:10:21,910 program lacked charisma so until next time ciao 526 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:21,920 527 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:29,670 no 528 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:29,680 529 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,350 well i think you're all being a bit hard 530 00:10:31,350 --> 00:10:31,360 well i think you're all being a bit hard 531 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,509 well i think you're all being a bit hard on michael it wasn't his fault it wasn't 532 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:33,519 on michael it wasn't his fault it wasn't 533 00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:35,670 on michael it wasn't his fault it wasn't he wasn't so boring we'd be on a tv they 534 00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:35,680 he wasn't so boring we'd be on a tv they 535 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,750 he wasn't so boring we'd be on a tv they never said i was boring they said we 536 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:37,760 never said i was boring they said we 537 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,750 never said i was boring they said we lacked charisma same difference what 538 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:39,760 lacked charisma same difference what 539 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,670 lacked charisma same difference what exactly did you say to him look i don't 540 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:41,680 exactly did you say to him look i don't 541 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,350 exactly did you say to him look i don't understand you lord who was the one that 542 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:43,360 understand you lord who was the one that 543 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,030 understand you lord who was the one that told you about the money you could get 544 00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:45,040 told you about the money you could get 545 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,790 told you about the money you could get and who was the one who blew it oh wait 546 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:46,800 and who was the one who blew it oh wait 547 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,389 and who was the one who blew it oh wait a minute who didn't want us to do it in 548 00:10:48,389 --> 00:10:48,399 a minute who didn't want us to do it in 549 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,790 a minute who didn't want us to do it in the first place yeah stop it 550 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:50,800 the first place yeah stop it 551 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,590 the first place yeah stop it look there's no point crying over spilt 552 00:10:53,590 --> 00:10:53,600 look there's no point crying over spilt 553 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,630 look there's no point crying over spilt precisely look it's only a tv program 554 00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:56,640 precisely look it's only a tv program 555 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,269 precisely look it's only a tv program how many programs we watch each day eh 556 00:10:59,269 --> 00:10:59,279 how many programs we watch each day eh 557 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:00,870 how many programs we watch each day eh half of them we don't watch on the other 558 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:00,880 half of them we don't watch on the other 559 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,790 half of them we don't watch on the other half we don't even care about but if 560 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:02,800 half we don't even care about but if 561 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,269 half we don't even care about but if it's charisma he wants then we'll give 562 00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:05,279 it's charisma he wants then we'll give 563 00:11:05,279 --> 00:11:06,389 it's charisma he wants then we'll give it to him 564 00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:06,399 it to him 565 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,949 it to him i like it when my wife talks like that 566 00:11:08,949 --> 00:11:08,959 i like it when my wife talks like that 567 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:12,470 i like it when my wife talks like that bold and assertive 568 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:12,480 569 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,470 thank you this one now what do you have 570 00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:14,480 thank you this one now what do you have 571 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,269 thank you this one now what do you have in mind 572 00:11:17,269 --> 00:11:17,279 573 00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:19,190 well i don't know well i haven't thought 574 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:19,200 well i don't know well i haven't thought 575 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,630 well i don't know well i haven't thought about it yet look i'll go around and 576 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:20,640 about it yet look i'll go around and 577 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,509 about it yet look i'll go around and talk to him try different no no 578 00:11:23,509 --> 00:11:23,519 talk to him try different no no 579 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:25,190 talk to him try different no no nothing to lose 580 00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:25,200 nothing to lose 581 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,790 nothing to lose look i'll take him out 582 00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:26,800 look i'll take him out 583 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,069 look i'll take him out i think it's somewhere special it'd be 584 00:11:28,069 --> 00:11:28,079 i think it's somewhere special it'd be 585 00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:29,110 i think it's somewhere special it'd be my treat 586 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:29,120 my treat 587 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:35,450 my treat well if you pay 588 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:35,460 589 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:46,389 [Music] 590 00:11:46,389 --> 00:11:46,399 591 00:11:46,399 --> 00:11:47,350 so 592 00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:47,360 so 593 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:54,230 so how long have you been riding 594 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:54,240 595 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,829 on and off 596 00:11:57,829 --> 00:11:57,839 597 00:11:57,839 --> 00:12:00,870 well uh more often on actually oh so 598 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:00,880 well uh more often on actually oh so 599 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,590 well uh more often on actually oh so you've been thrown a few times uh no 600 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:03,600 you've been thrown a few times uh no 601 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,990 you've been thrown a few times uh no well i mean yes 602 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:06,000 well i mean yes 603 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,310 well i mean yes don't worry it happens to the best of us 604 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:08,320 don't worry it happens to the best of us 605 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,949 don't worry it happens to the best of us i know so what writing club do you 606 00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:10,959 i know so what writing club do you 607 00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:12,629 i know so what writing club do you belong to uh 608 00:12:12,629 --> 00:12:12,639 belong to uh 609 00:12:12,639 --> 00:12:15,350 belong to uh club uh well i i don't anymore not 610 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:15,360 club uh well i i don't anymore not 611 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,190 club uh well i i don't anymore not enough time to justify the expense i 612 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:17,200 enough time to justify the expense i 613 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,949 enough time to justify the expense i know what you mean 614 00:12:18,949 --> 00:12:18,959 know what you mean 615 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:20,470 know what you mean why do you think our family is going 616 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:20,480 why do you think our family is going 617 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,069 why do you think our family is going that's not what i said 618 00:12:22,069 --> 00:12:22,079 that's not what i said 619 00:12:22,079 --> 00:12:24,310 that's not what i said look desmond's is a milestone of black 620 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:24,320 look desmond's is a milestone of black 621 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,990 look desmond's is a milestone of black british enterprise 622 00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:26,000 british enterprise 623 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,829 british enterprise it's a community center a confessional a 624 00:12:27,829 --> 00:12:27,839 it's a community center a confessional a 625 00:12:27,839 --> 00:12:29,430 it's a community center a confessional a social service 626 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:29,440 social service 627 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,550 social service and i thought it was a barbershop 628 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:32,560 and i thought it was a barbershop 629 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,190 and i thought it was a barbershop no no no no seriously 630 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:35,200 no no no no seriously 631 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,190 no no no no seriously i like it 632 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:37,200 i like it 633 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:41,350 i like it ethos community traditional 634 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:41,360 ethos community traditional 635 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,710 ethos community traditional ect 636 00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:42,720 ect 637 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,790 ect yeah man that's all wicked 638 00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:44,800 yeah man that's all wicked 639 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,350 yeah man that's all wicked great it's great great 640 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:47,360 great it's great great 641 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,350 great it's great great should we get up back 642 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:49,360 should we get up back 643 00:12:49,360 --> 00:13:03,190 should we get up back uh yeah man go on 644 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:03,200 645 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,629 lacks of the future 646 00:13:04,629 --> 00:13:04,639 lacks of the future 647 00:13:04,639 --> 00:13:12,470 lacks of the future exceed 648 00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:12,480 649 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,990 we don't want the audience seeing you 650 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:14,000 we don't want the audience seeing you 651 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,509 we don't want the audience seeing you brutalizing an egg first thing in the 652 00:13:15,509 --> 00:13:15,519 brutalizing an egg first thing in the 653 00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:16,550 brutalizing an egg first thing in the morning 654 00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:16,560 morning 655 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,750 morning but that's the way i always hit it 656 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:19,760 but that's the way i always hit it 657 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:23,990 but that's the way i always hit it we have another egg please shirt 658 00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:24,000 659 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,590 thank you now 660 00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:25,600 thank you now 661 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,750 thank you now let's try again huh but a little softer 662 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:27,760 let's try again huh but a little softer 663 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,350 let's try again huh but a little softer this time please 664 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:29,360 this time please 665 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,230 this time please right 666 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:30,240 right 667 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,389 right relax for the future exceed takes all 668 00:13:32,389 --> 00:13:32,399 relax for the future exceed takes all 669 00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:34,470 relax for the future exceed takes all right 670 00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:34,480 right 671 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,230 right all right mr smart when you're ready for 672 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:36,240 all right mr smart when you're ready for 673 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,790 all right mr smart when you're ready for me mr grant call me popeye that's the 674 00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:38,800 me mr grant call me popeye that's the 675 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,550 me mr grant call me popeye that's the name we want to see on the credit pog 676 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:40,560 name we want to see on the credit pog 677 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,470 name we want to see on the credit pog pie we are doing the local oddity 678 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:42,480 pie we are doing the local oddity 679 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,310 pie we are doing the local oddity section downstairs so could you please 680 00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:44,320 section downstairs so could you please 681 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,870 section downstairs so could you please wait downstairs look at the t-section 682 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:46,880 wait downstairs look at the t-section 683 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:47,670 wait downstairs look at the t-section all right 684 00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:47,680 all right 685 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,269 all right can i see a piece first oh certainly 686 00:13:49,269 --> 00:13:49,279 can i see a piece first oh certainly 687 00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:51,430 can i see a piece first oh certainly certainly certainly 688 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:51,440 certainly certainly 689 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,550 certainly certainly and 690 00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:52,560 and 691 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:58,629 and over there 692 00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:58,639 693 00:13:58,639 --> 00:13:59,509 and 694 00:13:59,509 --> 00:13:59,519 and 695 00:13:59,519 --> 00:14:02,310 and take eight and hello londoners my name 696 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:02,320 take eight and hello londoners my name 697 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,310 take eight and hello londoners my name is pogba 698 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:04,320 is pogba 699 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,550 is pogba you should have moved what you're doing 700 00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:06,560 you should have moved what you're doing 701 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:12,629 you should have moved what you're doing i'm rehearsing my peace 702 00:14:12,629 --> 00:14:12,639 703 00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:13,829 and 704 00:14:13,829 --> 00:14:13,839 and 705 00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:18,230 and action good luck this one 706 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:18,240 707 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,870 uh poop i think you better go i didn't 708 00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:20,880 uh poop i think you better go i didn't 709 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:25,910 uh poop i think you better go i didn't know the camera was out downstairs 710 00:14:25,910 --> 00:14:25,920 711 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,990 sorry 712 00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:30,000 713 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,509 greg what i want you to do surely is to 714 00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:31,519 greg what i want you to do surely is to 715 00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:33,990 greg what i want you to do surely is to come into shot here followed by sean get 716 00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:34,000 come into shot here followed by sean get 717 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,949 come into shot here followed by sean get up and gloria up now they sit and then 718 00:14:36,949 --> 00:14:36,959 up and gloria up now they sit and then 719 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,310 up and gloria up now they sit and then you come around here and serve them 720 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:38,320 you come around here and serve them 721 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:42,230 you come around here and serve them break fast okay right action 722 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:42,240 break fast okay right action 723 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,590 break fast okay right action i thought you wanted to make a 724 00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:43,600 i thought you wanted to make a 725 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,069 i thought you wanted to make a documentary about us i do i do i do you 726 00:14:46,069 --> 00:14:46,079 documentary about us i do i do i do you 727 00:14:46,079 --> 00:14:48,230 documentary about us i do i do i do you wanted to fly on the wall approach yes i 728 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:48,240 wanted to fly on the wall approach yes i 729 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,470 wanted to fly on the wall approach yes i do i do well this is not the way we have 730 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:50,480 do i do well this is not the way we have 731 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,790 do i do well this is not the way we have breakfast yes what does eating an egg 732 00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:52,800 breakfast yes what does eating an egg 733 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,230 breakfast yes what does eating an egg have to do with us i just want to show 734 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:54,240 have to do with us i just want to show 735 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,870 have to do with us i just want to show them out there that you're normal normal 736 00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:56,880 them out there that you're normal normal 737 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,790 them out there that you're normal normal what you mean yes of course we are look 738 00:14:58,790 --> 00:14:58,800 what you mean yes of course we are look 739 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,710 what you mean yes of course we are look i didn't mean to be rude oh don't worry 740 00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:00,720 i didn't mean to be rude oh don't worry 741 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,710 i didn't mean to be rude oh don't worry about it it's nice to see desmond and 742 00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:02,720 about it it's nice to see desmond and 743 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:07,269 about it it's nice to see desmond and michael agreeing about something right 744 00:15:07,269 --> 00:15:07,279 745 00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:09,750 is that camera still running look just 746 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:09,760 is that camera still running look just 747 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,750 is that camera still running look just act natural okay 748 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:11,760 act natural okay 749 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,150 act natural okay natural 750 00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:14,160 natural 751 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,150 natural how do you expect me to act natural with 752 00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:16,160 how do you expect me to act natural with 753 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:22,310 how do you expect me to act natural with that thing pointing at my acting ability 754 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:22,320 755 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,030 stop the camera okay do it your way huh 756 00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:25,040 stop the camera okay do it your way huh 757 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,509 stop the camera okay do it your way huh please 758 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:27,519 please 759 00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:28,949 please action 760 00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:28,959 action 761 00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:31,550 action uh well a lover really 762 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:31,560 uh well a lover really 763 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:35,509 uh well a lover really [Music] 764 00:15:35,509 --> 00:15:35,519 765 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,550 get off desmond 766 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:38,560 767 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,350 yes um yes it was hard to settle down in 768 00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:41,360 yes um yes it was hard to settle down in 769 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,550 yes um yes it was hard to settle down in england first of all we were welcome 770 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:44,560 england first of all we were welcome 771 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,710 england first of all we were welcome and then we became a problem 772 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:48,720 773 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,150 and then when we tried to set up the 774 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:50,160 and then when we tried to set up the 775 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,829 and then when we tried to set up the shop lots of people were jealous 776 00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:52,839 shop lots of people were jealous 777 00:15:52,839 --> 00:15:55,189 shop lots of people were jealous um but we had a lot of help from the 778 00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:55,199 um but we had a lot of help from the 779 00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:57,189 um but we had a lot of help from the community did we 780 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:57,199 community did we 781 00:15:57,199 --> 00:15:59,189 community did we of course we did well it didn't give us 782 00:15:59,189 --> 00:15:59,199 of course we did well it didn't give us 783 00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:06,790 of course we did well it didn't give us any money well money isn't everything 784 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:06,800 785 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:12,310 my greatest fear over there 786 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:12,320 787 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,150 bees 788 00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:14,160 bees 789 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,470 bees i hate bees that's a phobia what's the 790 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:16,480 i hate bees that's a phobia what's the 791 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,910 i hate bees that's a phobia what's the difference i'm still frightened of them 792 00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:19,920 difference i'm still frightened of them 793 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,550 difference i'm still frightened of them can i change this cardigan no my 794 00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:22,560 can i change this cardigan no my 795 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,629 can i change this cardigan no my greatest fear is that i wouldn't make it 796 00:16:24,629 --> 00:16:24,639 greatest fear is that i wouldn't make it 797 00:16:24,639 --> 00:16:26,790 greatest fear is that i wouldn't make it before i build my house back home in 798 00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:26,800 before i build my house back home in 799 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,710 before i build my house back home in guyana 800 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:28,720 guyana 801 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,550 guyana it's very important to me 802 00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:30,560 it's very important to me 803 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,470 it's very important to me i vow the wood 804 00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:32,480 i vow the wood 805 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,470 i vow the wood i know some members of my family don't 806 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:34,480 i know some members of my family don't 807 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,629 i know some members of my family don't share my dream 808 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:36,639 share my dream 809 00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:39,110 share my dream but i will do it 810 00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:39,120 but i will do it 811 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,069 but i will do it i will do it 812 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:42,079 813 00:16:42,079 --> 00:16:45,670 you sure can't change this 814 00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:45,680 815 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,509 my biggest fear is dying before desmond 816 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:49,519 my biggest fear is dying before desmond 817 00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:51,910 my biggest fear is dying before desmond he's so hopeless 818 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:51,920 he's so hopeless 819 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,230 he's so hopeless he wouldn't be able to cope 820 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:54,240 he wouldn't be able to cope 821 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,829 he wouldn't be able to cope well i've managed before when you went 822 00:16:55,829 --> 00:16:55,839 well i've managed before when you went 823 00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:57,990 well i've managed before when you went away yeah but you only had to manage 824 00:16:57,990 --> 00:16:58,000 away yeah but you only had to manage 825 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,509 away yeah but you only had to manage until i came back 826 00:16:59,509 --> 00:16:59,519 until i came back 827 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,189 until i came back huh and even then i had to prepare 828 00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:01,199 huh and even then i had to prepare 829 00:17:01,199 --> 00:17:02,710 huh and even then i had to prepare things for you if i die are not coming 830 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:02,720 things for you if i die are not coming 831 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,189 things for you if i die are not coming back that's true 832 00:17:05,189 --> 00:17:05,199 back that's true 833 00:17:05,199 --> 00:17:06,630 back that's true well you just have to stock up the 834 00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:06,640 well you just have to stock up the 835 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,590 well you just have to stock up the freezer before you go 836 00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:09,600 freezer before you go 837 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,829 freezer before you go action when are you going to film me 838 00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:11,839 action when are you going to film me 839 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:13,189 action when are you going to film me downstairs pogba we're coming in a 840 00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:13,199 downstairs pogba we're coming in a 841 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,230 downstairs pogba we're coming in a minute 842 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:14,240 minute 843 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,029 minute sorry so you're coming in a minute 844 00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:17,039 sorry so you're coming in a minute 845 00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:22,309 sorry so you're coming in a minute which minute the answer is 846 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:22,319 847 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:25,429 interview 848 00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:25,439 849 00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:28,309 take 27 850 00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:28,319 take 27 851 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:29,190 take 27 and 852 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:29,200 and 853 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,240 and action 854 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:31,250 action 855 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,909 action [Music] 856 00:17:33,909 --> 00:17:33,919 [Music] 857 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:37,590 [Music] take 49 and action 858 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:37,600 take 49 and action 859 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,950 take 49 and action well it would have been nice to have a 860 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:38,960 well it would have been nice to have a 861 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,710 well it would have been nice to have a sister you know someone you can share 862 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:40,720 sister you know someone you can share 863 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,270 sister you know someone you can share things with i mean mum's okay but she's 864 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:43,280 things with i mean mum's okay but she's 865 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,270 things with i mean mum's okay but she's my mum and i can't talk to her about 866 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:45,280 my mum and i can't talk to her about 867 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,029 my mum and i can't talk to her about boyfriends and sex and peer pressure and 868 00:17:47,029 --> 00:17:47,039 boyfriends and sex and peer pressure and 869 00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:48,549 boyfriends and sex and peer pressure and all them sort of things 870 00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:48,559 all them sort of things 871 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:51,430 all them sort of things and i can't borrow clothes or her makeup 872 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:51,440 and i can't borrow clothes or her makeup 873 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,870 and i can't borrow clothes or her makeup and i think living in a house that's 874 00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:52,880 and i think living in a house that's 875 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,549 and i think living in a house that's predominantly mel was taught me one 876 00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:54,559 predominantly mel was taught me one 877 00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:57,029 predominantly mel was taught me one thing you got a shirt to be heard 878 00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:57,039 thing you got a shirt to be heard 879 00:17:57,039 --> 00:17:59,029 thing you got a shirt to be heard but i like him is that all right because 880 00:17:59,029 --> 00:17:59,039 but i like him is that all right because 881 00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:01,669 but i like him is that all right because i have to sick 882 00:18:01,669 --> 00:18:01,679 i have to sick 883 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:02,950 i have to sick i thought i'd take you down here you 884 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:02,960 i thought i'd take you down here you 885 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,390 i thought i'd take you down here you know to show you where i'm really coming 886 00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:04,400 know to show you where i'm really coming 887 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,870 know to show you where i'm really coming from this is a street man not running do 888 00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:06,880 from this is a street man not running do 889 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:11,750 from this is a street man not running do you know what i'm saying 890 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:11,760 891 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:18,810 oh no no no no no over here over here 892 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:18,820 893 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:28,230 [Music] 894 00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:28,240 895 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,390 this is it and this is where it's at we 896 00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:30,400 this is it and this is where it's at we 897 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,230 this is it and this is where it's at we call this the bunker we come down here 898 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:32,240 call this the bunker we come down here 899 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,430 call this the bunker we come down here because we can't hang out on the streets 900 00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:33,440 because we can't hang out on the streets 901 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,590 because we can't hang out on the streets you need no place to go so we're forced 902 00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:35,600 you need no place to go so we're forced 903 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,690 you need no place to go so we're forced underground 904 00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:37,700 underground 905 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,029 underground [Music] 906 00:18:39,029 --> 00:18:39,039 [Music] 907 00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:40,950 [Music] it's amazing how popular becoming a tv 908 00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:40,960 it's amazing how popular becoming a tv 909 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,549 it's amazing how popular becoming a tv cruiser around 910 00:18:42,549 --> 00:18:42,559 cruiser around 911 00:18:42,559 --> 00:18:47,190 cruiser around hey there's colette man 912 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:47,200 913 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,510 no this is connect 914 00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:49,520 no this is connect 915 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,350 no this is connect i've been asking her for ages man she 916 00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:51,360 i've been asking her for ages man she 917 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,590 i've been asking her for ages man she always turned me down 918 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:53,600 always turned me down 919 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,590 always turned me down she's saying pictures tonight seven 920 00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:55,600 she's saying pictures tonight seven 921 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,549 she's saying pictures tonight seven o'clock 922 00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:56,559 o'clock 923 00:18:56,559 --> 00:19:00,310 o'clock no sean i can't shade 924 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:00,320 no sean i can't shade 925 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:05,510 no sean i can't shade cut mccoy what do you mean 926 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:05,520 927 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,950 get something 928 00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:06,960 get something 929 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,789 get something okay tomorrow night 930 00:19:08,789 --> 00:19:08,799 okay tomorrow night 931 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:09,590 okay tomorrow night oh 932 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:09,600 oh 933 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:21,430 oh the saints didn't say this 934 00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:21,440 935 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,190 i became a partner in this business 936 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:23,200 i became a partner in this business 937 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,950 i became a partner in this business three years ago and at the time of 938 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:24,960 three years ago and at the time of 939 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,390 three years ago and at the time of joining one fell that it needed to be 940 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:26,400 joining one fell that it needed to be 941 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,789 joining one fell that it needed to be more uh profitable 942 00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:28,799 more uh profitable 943 00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:30,390 more uh profitable so one set about a plan that would take 944 00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:30,400 so one set about a plan that would take 945 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,909 so one set about a plan that would take us into the 90s indeed one fell through 946 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:31,919 us into the 90s indeed one fell through 947 00:19:31,919 --> 00:19:34,870 us into the 90s indeed one fell through why does one come into this one who runs 948 00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:34,880 why does one come into this one who runs 949 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,150 why does one come into this one who runs the business 950 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:36,160 the business 951 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,150 the business we run the business father do you often 952 00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:38,160 we run the business father do you often 953 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,270 we run the business father do you often argue yes 954 00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:41,280 955 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,110 downstairs portfolio 956 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:43,120 downstairs portfolio 957 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,549 downstairs portfolio hurry up 958 00:19:44,549 --> 00:19:44,559 hurry up 959 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:47,750 hurry up retire and it's getting late 960 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:47,760 retire and it's getting late 961 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,230 retire and it's getting late all families have arguments i like to 962 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:50,240 all families have arguments i like to 963 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:53,350 all families have arguments i like to argue with myself yes 964 00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:53,360 argue with myself yes 965 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,630 argue with myself yes we're all right really aren't we father 966 00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:54,640 we're all right really aren't we father 967 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,830 we're all right really aren't we father see i need to get on with him just in 968 00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:55,840 see i need to get on with him just in 969 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,250 see i need to get on with him just in case he writes me out of his will 970 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:57,260 case he writes me out of his will 971 00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,029 case he writes me out of his will [Laughter] 972 00:19:59,029 --> 00:19:59,039 [Laughter] 973 00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:04,149 [Laughter] he never tarted that 974 00:20:04,149 --> 00:20:04,159 975 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:08,630 only joking 976 00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:08,640 977 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,070 you don't mean to do your father 978 00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:12,080 979 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:16,549 i know that smile 980 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:16,559 981 00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:18,149 right this is the last shot before we go 982 00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:18,159 right this is the last shot before we go 983 00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:19,750 right this is the last shot before we go downstairs right all i want you to do is 984 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:19,760 downstairs right all i want you to do is 985 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,310 downstairs right all i want you to do is to look into the camera and smile okay 986 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:22,320 to look into the camera and smile okay 987 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,430 to look into the camera and smile okay comfortable 988 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:23,440 comfortable 989 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,710 comfortable right 990 00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:24,720 right 991 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,870 right action quick leave one mate yeah camper 992 00:20:26,870 --> 00:20:26,880 action quick leave one mate yeah camper 993 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,310 action quick leave one mate yeah camper man i've got a shot for you massive miss 994 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:28,320 man i've got a shot for you massive miss 995 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,909 man i've got a shot for you massive miss come on 996 00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:29,919 come on 997 00:20:29,919 --> 00:20:31,590 come on yeah my name's lee right you call me the 998 00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:31,600 yeah my name's lee right you call me the 999 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,750 yeah my name's lee right you call me the pick and prince oh 1000 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:33,760 pick and prince oh 1001 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,110 pick and prince oh i've got those pavarotti tickets for you 1002 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:35,120 i've got those pavarotti tickets for you 1003 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:41,590 i've got those pavarotti tickets for you not no you fool me oh okay 1004 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:41,600 1005 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,590 yes 1006 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:43,600 yes 1007 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,950 yes yes that's me 1008 00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:46,960 1009 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,909 i like that 1010 00:20:49,909 --> 00:20:49,919 1011 00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:51,110 no 1012 00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:51,120 no 1013 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,070 no not there 1014 00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:54,080 1015 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,590 yes 1016 00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:55,600 yes 1017 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,190 yes just there 1018 00:20:59,190 --> 00:20:59,200 1019 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,870 i think 1020 00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:00,880 i think 1021 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,549 i think he's having an affair 1022 00:21:02,549 --> 00:21:02,559 he's having an affair 1023 00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:09,750 he's having an affair with a vegetable 1024 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:09,760 1025 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,149 i'll tell you what disney old son 1026 00:21:12,149 --> 00:21:12,159 i'll tell you what disney old son 1027 00:21:12,159 --> 00:21:13,909 i'll tell you what disney old son this program and i've done wonders for 1028 00:21:13,909 --> 00:21:13,919 this program and i've done wonders for 1029 00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:16,070 this program and i've done wonders for my image i got people stopped me in the 1030 00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:16,080 my image i got people stopped me in the 1031 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,350 my image i got people stopped me in the streets and asked me if i got any more 1032 00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:17,360 streets and asked me if i got any more 1033 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,510 streets and asked me if i got any more pavarotti tickets yeah 1034 00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:19,520 pavarotti tickets yeah 1035 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,590 pavarotti tickets yeah well i must confess i have become a 1036 00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:21,600 well i must confess i have become a 1037 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,909 well i must confess i have become a minor celebrity at college yeah well i 1038 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:23,919 minor celebrity at college yeah well i 1039 00:21:23,919 --> 00:21:25,669 minor celebrity at college yeah well i can say i didn't realize how popular the 1040 00:21:25,669 --> 00:21:25,679 can say i didn't realize how popular the 1041 00:21:25,679 --> 00:21:28,470 can say i didn't realize how popular the program was going to be oh desmond don't 1042 00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:28,480 program was going to be oh desmond don't 1043 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,950 program was going to be oh desmond don't act so surprised you were actually 1044 00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:30,960 act so surprised you were actually 1045 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,830 act so surprised you were actually willing it to be popular i mean you even 1046 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:33,840 willing it to be popular i mean you even 1047 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,950 willing it to be popular i mean you even had dreams about it yeah what that did 1048 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:36,960 had dreams about it yeah what that did 1049 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,190 had dreams about it yeah what that did you say about pork pie's dream name all 1050 00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:39,200 you say about pork pie's dream name all 1051 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,190 you say about pork pie's dream name all right all right you don't have to rub it 1052 00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:41,200 right all right you don't have to rub it 1053 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,310 right all right you don't have to rub it in 1054 00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:42,320 in 1055 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,470 in i didn't know that smart ape leroy would 1056 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:44,480 i didn't know that smart ape leroy would 1057 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,470 i didn't know that smart ape leroy would keep that piece about me dreaming 1058 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:46,480 keep that piece about me dreaming 1059 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,270 keep that piece about me dreaming i'm getting some funny phone calls 1060 00:21:49,270 --> 00:21:49,280 i'm getting some funny phone calls 1061 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,350 i'm getting some funny phone calls are you really poor pie 1062 00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:51,360 are you really poor pie 1063 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:57,350 are you really poor pie perhaps it's from a carrot or a pasta 1064 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:57,360 1065 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,350 hey mom dad 1066 00:21:59,350 --> 00:21:59,360 hey mom dad 1067 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,510 hey mom dad this is colette um you remember her 1068 00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:01,520 this is colette um you remember her 1069 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,549 this is colette um you remember her don't you yes hello college hi miss 1070 00:22:04,549 --> 00:22:04,559 don't you yes hello college hi miss 1071 00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:06,070 don't you yes hello college hi miss ambrose 1072 00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:06,080 ambrose 1073 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,830 ambrose yeah we're working upstairs to do some 1074 00:22:07,830 --> 00:22:07,840 yeah we're working upstairs to do some 1075 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,029 yeah we're working upstairs to do some uh homework 1076 00:22:09,029 --> 00:22:09,039 uh homework 1077 00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:15,110 uh homework and then we're off to the pictures 1078 00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:15,120 1079 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,669 i want everyone to meet my sisters we're 1080 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:17,679 i want everyone to meet my sisters we're 1081 00:22:17,679 --> 00:22:19,190 i want everyone to meet my sisters we're starting a sisterhood network for all 1082 00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:19,200 starting a sisterhood network for all 1083 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,190 starting a sisterhood network for all the single girls in a family and we're 1084 00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:21,200 the single girls in a family and we're 1085 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,510 the single girls in a family and we're calling it as off 1086 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:23,520 calling it as off 1087 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,270 calling it as off a single sister of family 1088 00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:27,280 a single sister of family 1089 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,230 a single sister of family well hello sisters listen my name's lee 1090 00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:30,240 well hello sisters listen my name's lee 1091 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,350 well hello sisters listen my name's lee you can call me the peck and listen 1092 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:31,360 you can call me the peck and listen 1093 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:37,990 you can call me the peck and listen maybe we should call it buzz off no no 1094 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:38,000 1095 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,950 i smile pleased to meet you sir i just 1096 00:22:40,950 --> 00:22:40,960 i smile pleased to meet you sir i just 1097 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,710 i smile pleased to meet you sir i just come to give the whole family a special 1098 00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:42,720 come to give the whole family a special 1099 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,549 come to give the whole family a special thanks for the program it was very well 1100 00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:44,559 thanks for the program it was very well 1101 00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:46,710 thanks for the program it was very well received i want a word with you and i 1102 00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:46,720 received i want a word with you and i 1103 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,870 received i want a word with you and i want a word with you 1104 00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:48,880 want a word with you 1105 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,230 want a word with you you see 1106 00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:50,240 you see 1107 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,070 you see as a result of the program i have been 1108 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:52,080 as a result of the program i have been 1109 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,510 as a result of the program i have been promoted 1110 00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:53,520 promoted 1111 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,710 promoted and we've had so many calls about 1112 00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:54,720 and we've had so many calls about 1113 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,549 and we've had so many calls about pogba's dream that my first program will 1114 00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:56,559 pogba's dream that my first program will 1115 00:22:56,559 --> 00:22:59,750 pogba's dream that my first program will be on dreams does that sound sexy to you 1116 00:22:59,750 --> 00:22:59,760 be on dreams does that sound sexy to you 1117 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,110 be on dreams does that sound sexy to you there's my car 1118 00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:01,120 there's my car 1119 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,190 there's my car call me we'll do lunch 1120 00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:03,200 call me we'll do lunch 1121 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,230 call me we'll do lunch okay 1122 00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:04,240 okay 1123 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:12,710 okay ciao ciao 1124 00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:12,720 1125 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,029 micah what's wrong 1126 00:23:15,029 --> 00:23:15,039 micah what's wrong 1127 00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:19,110 micah what's wrong nothing you look miserable why is it 1128 00:23:19,110 --> 00:23:19,120 nothing you look miserable why is it 1129 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,350 nothing you look miserable why is it tell me what makes you so miserable so i 1130 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:21,360 tell me what makes you so miserable so i 1131 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,789 tell me what makes you so miserable so i can learn a few tips 1132 00:23:24,789 --> 00:23:24,799 1133 00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:26,470 mr phillips called me into his office 1134 00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:26,480 mr phillips called me into his office 1135 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,710 mr phillips called me into his office today to talk about the promotion 1136 00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:28,720 today to talk about the promotion 1137 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,430 today to talk about the promotion you know i was on a short list of 10 yes 1138 00:23:31,430 --> 00:23:31,440 you know i was on a short list of 10 yes 1139 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,310 you know i was on a short list of 10 yes now i'm number 12. 1140 00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:34,320 now i'm number 12. 1141 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,830 now i'm number 12. he really enjoyed the program but he 1142 00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:35,840 he really enjoyed the program but he 1143 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,190 he really enjoyed the program but he said he couldn't have an employee in 1144 00:23:37,190 --> 00:23:37,200 said he couldn't have an employee in 1145 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,830 said he couldn't have an employee in such a senior position 1146 00:23:39,830 --> 00:23:39,840 such a senior position 1147 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,350 such a senior position with a hairstyle that was likely to 1148 00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:41,360 with a hairstyle that was likely to 1149 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,390 with a hairstyle that was likely to cause a fence 1150 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:44,400 1151 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,750 so he told me to come here and get it 1152 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:45,760 so he told me to come here and get it 1153 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,590 so he told me to come here and get it cut 1154 00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:46,600 cut 1155 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,269 cut [Laughter] 1156 00:23:49,269 --> 00:23:49,279 [Laughter] 1157 00:23:49,279 --> 00:23:56,130 [Laughter] step this way 1158 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:56,140 1159 00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:56,250 [Music] 1160 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:56,260 [Music] 1161 00:23:56,260 --> 00:24:02,620 [Music] [Applause] 1162 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:02,630 [Applause] 1163 00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:04,200 [Applause] [Music] 1164 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:04,210 [Music] 1165 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:39,110 [Music] [Applause] 1166 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:39,120 1167 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,230 so 1168 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:41,240 so 1169 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