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paper was light gold in medieval times

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oh no tobacco sugar

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oh no tobacco sugar
 

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oh no tobacco sugar
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that everything we thought we knew about

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that everything we thought we knew about
 

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that everything we thought we knew about
the world

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the world
 

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the world
might turn out to be completely wrong

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is over

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let's keep the music

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let's keep the music
 

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let's keep the music
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[Laughter]

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what's it for this time oh well i need

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what's it for this time oh well i need
 

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what's it for this time oh well i need
money for the summer school trip we'll

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money for the summer school trip we'll
 

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money for the summer school trip we'll
have an idea well yeah but this is for

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have an idea well yeah but this is for
 

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have an idea well yeah but this is for
the fun to help those that can't pay

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the fun to help those that can't pay
 

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the fun to help those that can't pay
what if i knew there was a fund that

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what if i knew there was a fund that
 

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what if i knew there was a fund that
wouldn't appeared in the first place

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wouldn't appeared in the first place
 

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wouldn't appeared in the first place
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more
 

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more
don't worry sean i'll give you some

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that's my money i want money it's in a

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that's my money i want money it's in a
 

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that's my money i want money it's in a
good cause desmond yes it will cause

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good cause desmond yes it will cause
 

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good cause desmond yes it will cause
desmond to go broke

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desmond to go broke
 

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desmond to go broke
thanks later pops

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that just about sums up kids what you on

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that just about sums up kids what you on
 

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that just about sums up kids what you on
about you spend all your money on them

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about you spend all your money on them
 

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about you spend all your money on them
and then they leave but they're an

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and then they leave but they're an
 

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and then they leave but they're an
investment for the future what do i want

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investment for the future what do i want
 

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investment for the future what do i want
to invest for i'll be dead

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to invest for i'll be dead
 

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to invest for i'll be dead
that'll do me good morning everyone ah

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that'll do me good morning everyone ah
 

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that'll do me good morning everyone ah
shut up matthew i hate people who are

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shut up matthew i hate people who are
 

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shut up matthew i hate people who are
cheerful in the mornings hey what's

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cheerful in the mornings hey what's
 

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cheerful in the mornings hey what's
wrong pogba the world shirley that bad i

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wrong pogba the world shirley that bad i
 

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wrong pogba the world shirley that bad i
mean a man works hard all his life

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mean a man works hard all his life
 

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mean a man works hard all his life
retires and can't make ends meet and

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retires and can't make ends meet and
 

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retires and can't make ends meet and
then you got an african student who's

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then you got an african student who's
 

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then you got an african student who's
never worked a day well i resent that

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never worked a day well i resent that
 

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never worked a day well i resent that
remark good because i'll repeat it

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remark good because i'll repeat it
 

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remark good because i'll repeat it
he never worked a day in his life

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he never worked a day in his life
 

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he never worked a day in his life
beaming from here to here and living the

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beaming from here to here and living the
 

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beaming from here to here and living the
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life of riley i mean something's got to
 

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life of riley i mean something's got to
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be wrong
 

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be wrong
how much is your bill it's the phone

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how much is your bill it's the phone
 

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how much is your bill it's the phone
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bill
 

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bill
i mean how can they charge me 20 pounds

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i mean how can they charge me 20 pounds
 

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i mean how can they charge me 20 pounds
i have made one call on my phone in the

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i have made one call on my phone in the
 

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i have made one call on my phone in the
last quarter i know you made them all on

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last quarter i know you made them all on
 

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last quarter i know you made them all on
mine that's right

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mine that's right
 

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mine that's right
they're charging me 17 pounds for

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they're charging me 17 pounds for
 

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they're charging me 17 pounds for
standing charge that means i'm paying 17

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standing charge that means i'm paying 17
 

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standing charge that means i'm paying 17
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listen popeye i know you're a proud man

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listen popeye i know you're a proud man
 

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listen popeye i know you're a proud man
and you wouldn't accept it if we offered

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and you wouldn't accept it if we offered
 

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and you wouldn't accept it if we offered
you the money you say i say

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you the money you say i say
 

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you the money you say i say
so i think today we should bring you all

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so i think today we should bring you all
 

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so i think today we should bring you all
to retirement and you can be our skivvy

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to retirement and you can be our skivvy
 

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to retirement and you can be our skivvy
for the day i like the song so do i

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for the day i like the song so do i
 

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for the day i like the song so do i
what do you want me to do

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what do you want me to do
 

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what do you want me to do
well first off you can see to the needs

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well first off you can see to the needs
 

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well first off you can see to the needs
of this client ask her if she wants any

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of this client ask her if she wants any
 

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of this client ask her if she wants any
tea or toast whilst i finish off my

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tea or toast whilst i finish off my
 

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tea or toast whilst i finish off my
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would madam like to be seated

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now would madame like some tea or coffee

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now would madame like some tea or coffee
 

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now would madame like some tea or coffee
and a toast oh yes please ah shut up

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and a toast oh yes please ah shut up
 

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and a toast oh yes please ah shut up
no guys

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no guys
 

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no guys
what would madam like

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what would madam like
 

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what would madam like
i'd like my father to recognize me what

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i'd like my father to recognize me what
 

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i'd like my father to recognize me what
if i want to know the man who called me

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if i want to know the man who called me
 

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if i want to know the man who called me
denise charlotte bronte christina selena

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denise charlotte bronte christina selena
 

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denise charlotte bronte christina selena
cassandra grant

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cassandra grant
 

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cassandra grant
i didn't recognize you i mean you've

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i didn't recognize you i mean you've
 

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i didn't recognize you i mean you've
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grown
you saw the last time you were

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everybody

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everybody
 

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everybody
that's my charlotte major this is my

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that's my charlotte major this is my
 

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that's my charlotte major this is my
daughter that is denise hello shirley

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daughter that is denise hello shirley
 

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daughter that is denise hello shirley
oh how are you how's your mother shh

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oh how are you how's your mother shh
 

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oh how are you how's your mother shh
hello desmond i don't believe this

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hello desmond i don't believe this
 

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hello desmond i don't believe this
hi hello

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hi hello
 

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hi hello
my name is matthew and it's a great

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my name is matthew and it's a great
 

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my name is matthew and it's a great
privilege to meet you

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privilege to meet you
 

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privilege to meet you
so when did you

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so when did you
 

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so when did you
how did you what did you talk to me

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how did you what did you talk to me
 

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how did you what did you talk to me
starks

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starks
 

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starks
you still remember that silly nickname

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you still remember that silly nickname
 

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you still remember that silly nickname
dad used to call me stocks when i was a

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dad used to call me stocks when i was a
 

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dad used to call me stocks when i was a
kid because i used to run around with no

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kid because i used to run around with no
 

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kid because i used to run around with no
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clothes on
 

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clothes on
so when did you arrive in london about

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so when did you arrive in london about
 

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so when did you arrive in london about
three weeks ago three weeks and it's

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three weeks ago three weeks and it's
 

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three weeks ago three weeks and it's
only now you decide to come and visit me

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only now you decide to come and visit me
 

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only now you decide to come and visit me
well it hasn't been easy for me coming

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well it hasn't been easy for me coming
 

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well it hasn't been easy for me coming
to see my father when i haven't seen him

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to see my father when i haven't seen him
 

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to see my father when i haven't seen him
for 20 years i wasn't the cause of that

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for 20 years i wasn't the cause of that
 

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for 20 years i wasn't the cause of that
it was that woman who dragged your way

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it was that woman who dragged your way
 

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it was that woman who dragged your way
to canada you know where to find us if

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to canada you know where to find us if
 

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to canada you know where to find us if
you wanted to and you never bothered so

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you wanted to and you never bothered so
 

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you wanted to and you never bothered so
before you start slam and mom you better

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before you start slam and mom you better
 

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before you start slam and mom you better
examine yourself first all right

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examine yourself first all right
 

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examine yourself first all right
come on make one mistake one all right

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come on make one mistake one all right
 

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come on make one mistake one all right
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two
how about a catalog don't be cheeky

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how about a catalog don't be cheeky
 

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how about a catalog don't be cheeky
i'm still your father and i can still

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i'm still your father and i can still
 

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i'm still your father and i can still
put you over my knee and give you six

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put you over my knee and give you six
 

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put you over my knee and give you six
hours dad i'm a 24 year old medical

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hours dad i'm a 24 year old medical
 

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hours dad i'm a 24 year old medical
student not a four-year-old brat

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student not a four-year-old brat
 

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student not a four-year-old brat
madison

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madison
 

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madison
you hear that there's one but never

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you hear that there's one but never
 

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you hear that there's one but never
started a medical student

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started a medical student
 

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started a medical student
stockster my name's denise look at the

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stockster my name's denise look at the
 

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stockster my name's denise look at the
news you tell this african student what

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news you tell this african student what
 

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news you tell this african student what
my little girl is studying

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my little girl is studying
 

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my little girl is studying
congratulations denise

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congratulations denise
 

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congratulations denise
thank you so how long is the course well

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thank you so how long is the course well
 

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thank you so how long is the course well
next year i become a junior doctor

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next year i become a junior doctor
 

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next year i become a junior doctor
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doctor
 

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doctor
you hear that this one i've still got a

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you hear that this one i've still got a
 

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you hear that this one i've still got a
way to go but i'll get there in the end

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way to go but i'll get there in the end
 

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way to go but i'll get there in the end
sure you will my little stars

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sure you will my little stars
 

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sure you will my little stars
now have you seen the sights yet

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now have you seen the sights yet
 

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now have you seen the sights yet
well i haven't really had a chance you

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well i haven't really had a chance you
 

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well i haven't really had a chance you
see i'm also here to do a bit of

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see i'm also here to do a bit of
 

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see i'm also here to do a bit of
research so i've been buried in a

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research so i've been buried in a
 

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research so i've been buried in a
library but i'm gay yes

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library but i'm gay yes
 

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library but i'm gay yes
you want somebody to take your own oh

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you want somebody to take your own oh
 

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you want somebody to take your own oh
what about you dad me

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what about you dad me
 

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what about you dad me
you see i just got this job for a few

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you see i just got this job for a few
 

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you see i just got this job for a few
days it is a new job which means i have

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days it is a new job which means i have
 

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days it is a new job which means i have
to work the weekend

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to work the weekend
 

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to work the weekend
oh

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oh
 

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oh
well that's a shame yes it is but you

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well that's a shame yes it is but you
 

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well that's a shame yes it is but you
need somebody your own age to show you

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need somebody your own age to show you
 

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need somebody your own age to show you
around oh there's one son michael will

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around oh there's one son michael will
 

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around oh there's one son michael will
be more than willing he will of course

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be more than willing he will of course
 

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be more than willing he will of course
yes

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yes
 

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yes
of course

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where are you staying at the strand

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where are you staying at the strand
 

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where are you staying at the strand
palace

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palace
 

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palace
you see that matthew

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you see that matthew
 

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you see that matthew
in canada it pays to be a student

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in canada it pays to be a student
 

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in canada it pays to be a student
oh no no the company paying for the

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oh no no the company paying for the
 

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oh no no the company paying for the
research is picking up the tab

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research is picking up the tab
 

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research is picking up the tab
so i'll get you to meet up with michael

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so i'll get you to meet up with michael
 

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so i'll get you to meet up with michael
tomorrow and i'll catch up with you in

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tomorrow and i'll catch up with you in
 

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tomorrow and i'll catch up with you in
the evening

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the evening
 

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the evening
what are you doing tonight dad tonight

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what are you doing tonight dad tonight
 

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what are you doing tonight dad tonight
uh i've got things you know i mean you

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uh i've got things you know i mean you
 

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uh i've got things you know i mean you
see i didn't know you were okay

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see i didn't know you were okay
 

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see i didn't know you were okay
i'm busy too

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i'm busy too
 

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i'm busy too
so i'll see you tomorrow night yes

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bye everybody bye-bye

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bye everybody bye-bye
 

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bye everybody bye-bye
bye

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that's my little girl

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that's my little girl
 

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that's my little girl
why did she have to come now

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why did she have to come now
 

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why did she have to come now
i ain't got no money

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i ain't got no money
 

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i ain't got no money
that's why i have to lie to her

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that's why i have to lie to her
 

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that's why i have to lie to her
what pork why we can lend you the money

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what pork why we can lend you the money
 

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what pork why we can lend you the money
you can't keep bailing me out

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you can't keep bailing me out
 

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you can't keep bailing me out
this is my mess and only i can clean it

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this is my mess and only i can clean it
 

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this is my mess and only i can clean it
up why don't you tell her the truth

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up why don't you tell her the truth
 

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up why don't you tell her the truth
the truth can't buy you anything and

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the truth can't buy you anything and
 

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the truth can't buy you anything and
michael can at least he can pay his way

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michael can at least he can pay his way
 

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michael can at least he can pay his way
well he might say no you know what he's

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well he might say no you know what he's
 

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well he might say no you know what he's
like

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like
 

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like
you better give him a ring

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you better give him a ring
 

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you better give him a ring
now

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now
 

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now
if i have to ask him a favor

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i will see him personally

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come in

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thank you mandy

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what is it mandy

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what is it mandy
 

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what is it mandy
um mr parkinson wanted these reports

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um mr parkinson wanted these reports
 

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um mr parkinson wanted these reports
back

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you have to wait you'll have to wait

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mandy are you trying to get rid of your

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mandy are you trying to get rid of your
 

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mandy are you trying to get rid of your
dandruff for rehearsing for a shampoo

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dandruff for rehearsing for a shampoo
 

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dandruff for rehearsing for a shampoo
commercial

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commercial
 

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commercial
cause i'm sorry mandy that's quite all

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cause i'm sorry mandy that's quite all
 

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cause i'm sorry mandy that's quite all
right sir these quarterly figures are

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right sir these quarterly figures are
 

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right sir these quarterly figures are
giving me grief

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you look different

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you look different
 

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you look different
do i

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yes so you're here isn't it

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yes so you're here isn't it
 

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yes so you're here isn't it
is it

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maybe not give us a clue yes i've had my

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maybe not give us a clue yes i've had my
 

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maybe not give us a clue yes i've had my
hair done see i told you it was your

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hair done see i told you it was your
 

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hair done see i told you it was your
hair

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hair
 

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hair
is it for anything special yes me right

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is it for anything special yes me right
 

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is it for anything special yes me right
you um you haven't said whether you like

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you um you haven't said whether you like
 

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you um you haven't said whether you like
it or not yet well it's um

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it or not yet well it's um
 

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it or not yet well it's um
it's it's different it's supposed to be

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it's it's different it's supposed to be
 

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it's it's different it's supposed to be
different that's why i got it done

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different that's why i got it done
 

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different that's why i got it done
anyway philip likes it philip philip

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anyway philip likes it philip philip
 

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anyway philip likes it philip philip
parkinson and for your information he's

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parkinson and for your information he's
 

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parkinson and for your information he's
taking me out tomorrow i think he's

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taking me out tomorrow i think he's
 

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taking me out tomorrow i think he's
charming

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charming
 

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charming
you and philip

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you and philip
 

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you and philip
philip is a neanderthal man with a tie

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philip is a neanderthal man with a tie
 

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philip is a neanderthal man with a tie
you deserve someone a bit better oh

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you deserve someone a bit better oh
 

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you deserve someone a bit better oh
who

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who
 

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who
like

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like
 

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like
someone suave

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someone suave
 

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someone suave
sophisticated

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sophisticated
 

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sophisticated
good looking

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good looking
 

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good looking
enigmatic well someone as interesting as

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enigmatic well someone as interesting as
 

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enigmatic well someone as interesting as
that wouldn't work in a bank

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that wouldn't work in a bank
 

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that wouldn't work in a bank
come in

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come in
 

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come in
michael

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michael
 

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michael
what are you doing i've come to beg you

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what are you doing i've come to beg you
 

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what are you doing i've come to beg you
a favor get up and stop being so

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a favor get up and stop being so
 

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a favor get up and stop being so
pathetic pathetic were you calling for

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pathetic pathetic were you calling for
 

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pathetic pathetic were you calling for
cersei i knew you before you even

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cersei i knew you before you even
 

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cersei i knew you before you even
learned that word

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learned that word
 

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learned that word
uh

430
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uh
 

431
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uh
that'll be all thank you mandy

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that'll be all thank you mandy
 

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that'll be all thank you mandy
uh mandy yes sir

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uh mandy yes sir
 

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uh mandy yes sir
where um where is he taking you tomorrow

436
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where um where is he taking you tomorrow
 

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where um where is he taking you tomorrow
charlie's wine bar cheapskate

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charlie's wine bar cheapskate
 

439
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charlie's wine bar cheapskate
michael

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michael
 

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michael
son of desmond my best friend's son boy

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son of desmond my best friend's son boy
 

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son of desmond my best friend's son boy
that's a nice suit you're wearing

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that's a nice suit you're wearing
 

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that's a nice suit you're wearing
is it new

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is it new
 

447
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is it new
i've had it a year

448
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i've had it a year
 

449
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i've had it a year
quality always lasts

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quality always lasts
 

451
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quality always lasts
it always looks new when you wear in it

452
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it always looks new when you wear in it
 

453
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it always looks new when you wear in it
what do you want pork pie you see i

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what do you want pork pie you see i
 

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what do you want pork pie you see i
haven't asked you anything yet and

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haven't asked you anything yet and
 

457
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haven't asked you anything yet and
already you're looking down at me pogba

458
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already you're looking down at me pogba
 

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already you're looking down at me pogba
you came in on your hands and knees now

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you came in on your hands and knees now
 

461
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you came in on your hands and knees now
get on with it you see now you're

462
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get on with it you see now you're
 

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get on with it you see now you're
impatient young people are always

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impatient young people are always
 

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impatient young people are always
impatient no time for their elders pork

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impatient no time for their elders pork
 

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impatient no time for their elders pork
pie this is a bank i'm an assistant

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pie this is a bank i'm an assistant
 

469
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pie this is a bank i'm an assistant
manager i've got a lot of work to do and

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manager i've got a lot of work to do and
 

471
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manager i've got a lot of work to do and
you came without an appointment the

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you came without an appointment the
 

473
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you came without an appointment the
temper temper

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temper temper
 

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temper temper
future bank manager is not supposed to

476
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future bank manager is not supposed to
 

477
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future bank manager is not supposed to
lose their rag pop pie all right

478
00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:01,120
lose their rag pop pie all right
 

479
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,269
lose their rag pop pie all right
i'll be gone with my bills you see they

480
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i'll be gone with my bills you see they
 

481
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i'll be gone with my bills you see they
all came at once gas electricity water

482
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all came at once gas electricity water
 

483
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,110
all came at once gas electricity water
telephone pole tax everything

484
00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:09,120
telephone pole tax everything
 

485
00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,870
telephone pole tax everything
i know my daughter denise came from

486
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i know my daughter denise came from
 

487
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i know my daughter denise came from
canada i blame it on her mother

488
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canada i blame it on her mother
 

489
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canada i blame it on her mother
i always had bad timing

490
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i always had bad timing
 

491
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i always had bad timing
bad timing when she caught me with

492
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:16,800
bad timing when she caught me with
 

493
00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,509
bad timing when she caught me with
another woman but i mean that dennis is

494
00:10:19,509 --> 00:10:19,519
another woman but i mean that dennis is
 

495
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,269
another woman but i mean that dennis is
here now

496
00:10:21,269 --> 00:10:21,279
here now
 

497
00:10:21,279 --> 00:10:23,750
here now
i need you michael to do what to take

498
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:23,760
i need you michael to do what to take
 

499
00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,389
i need you michael to do what to take
her out of course as i'd see and

500
00:10:26,389 --> 00:10:26,399
her out of course as i'd see and
 

501
00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:27,990
her out of course as i'd see and
i mean i know it's short notice how

502
00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:28,000
i mean i know it's short notice how
 

503
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,030
i mean i know it's short notice how
short is the notice tomorrow okay

504
00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:31,040
short is the notice tomorrow okay
 

505
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:34,630
short is the notice tomorrow okay
okay yes yes thank you mike

506
00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:34,640
okay yes yes thank you mike
 

507
00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:38,310
okay yes yes thank you mike
thank you

508
00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:38,320

 

509
00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,230

if there's anything no no

510
00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:40,240
if there's anything no no
 

511
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,990
if there's anything no no
don't thank me

512
00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:42,000
don't thank me
 

513
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,670
don't thank me
i just hope she's good looking of course

514
00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:43,680
i just hope she's good looking of course
 

515
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,430
i just hope she's good looking of course
she is

516
00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:45,440
she is
 

517
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,550
she is
hey you

518
00:10:46,550 --> 00:10:46,560
hey you
 

519
00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,790
hey you
keep your hands up you're here

520
00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:48,800
keep your hands up you're here
 

521
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,790
keep your hands up you're here
i'm asking you to take her sightseeing

522
00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:50,800
i'm asking you to take her sightseeing
 

523
00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,389
i'm asking you to take her sightseeing
to see the sights of london not the

524
00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:52,399
to see the sights of london not the
 

525
00:10:52,399 --> 00:11:09,670
to see the sights of london not the
inside of your flat

526
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:09,680

 

527
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,910

it's a lot smaller than i imagined well

528
00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:11,920
it's a lot smaller than i imagined well
 

529
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,030
it's a lot smaller than i imagined well
it went built to cruise around the

530
00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:13,040
it went built to cruise around the
 

531
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,949
it went built to cruise around the
caribbean i know

532
00:11:14,949 --> 00:11:14,959
caribbean i know
 

533
00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:16,949
caribbean i know
it's just that romantic image great

534
00:11:16,949 --> 00:11:16,959
it's just that romantic image great
 

535
00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:20,790
it's just that romantic image great
white sails plowing through mighty seas

536
00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:20,800
white sails plowing through mighty seas
 

537
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:25,110
white sails plowing through mighty seas
mark would love it

538
00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:25,120

 

539
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,230

good luck

540
00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:26,240
good luck
 

541
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,430
good luck
my boyfriend i miss him already

542
00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:29,440
my boyfriend i miss him already
 

543
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,630
my boyfriend i miss him already
he was gonna come but it would have been

544
00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:30,640
he was gonna come but it would have been
 

545
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,910
he was gonna come but it would have been
too much of a distraction if you know

546
00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:31,920
too much of a distraction if you know
 

547
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,910
too much of a distraction if you know
what i mean

548
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:33,920
what i mean
 

549
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,750
what i mean
yes i know what you mean

550
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:35,760
yes i know what you mean
 

551
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,949
yes i know what you mean
mark and i have been dating since we

552
00:11:36,949 --> 00:11:36,959
mark and i have been dating since we
 

553
00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:38,230
mark and i have been dating since we
were kids

554
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:38,240
were kids
 

555
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,630
were kids
he lived in the house next door yeah the

556
00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:40,640
he lived in the house next door yeah the
 

557
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,630
he lived in the house next door yeah the
boy next door syndrome

558
00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:42,640
boy next door syndrome
 

559
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,509
boy next door syndrome
he's an african history major

560
00:11:45,509 --> 00:11:45,519
he's an african history major
 

561
00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:46,949
he's an african history major
we've often talked about going back to

562
00:11:46,949 --> 00:11:46,959
we've often talked about going back to
 

563
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:49,190
we've often talked about going back to
our ancestors he and i but a i'm not

564
00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:49,200
our ancestors he and i but a i'm not
 

565
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,269
our ancestors he and i but a i'm not
sure if they'd have us and b

566
00:11:51,269 --> 00:11:51,279
sure if they'd have us and b
 

567
00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:52,389
sure if they'd have us and b
i think he'd miss french fries and

568
00:11:52,389 --> 00:11:52,399
i think he'd miss french fries and
 

569
00:11:52,399 --> 00:12:00,230
i think he'd miss french fries and
quarter pounders too much

570
00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:00,240

 

571
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:11,269

excuse me

572
00:12:11,269 --> 00:12:11,279

 

573
00:12:11,279 --> 00:12:14,069

what am i doing with your daughter

574
00:12:14,069 --> 00:12:14,079
what am i doing with your daughter
 

575
00:12:14,079 --> 00:12:15,269
what am i doing with your daughter
well um

576
00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:15,279
well um
 

577
00:12:15,279 --> 00:12:21,670
well um
i think she'd better answer that

578
00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:21,680

 

579
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,670

hello dad

580
00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:23,680
hello dad
 

581
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,470
hello dad
yeah

582
00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:24,480
yeah
 

583
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,230
yeah
brother cuddy suck

584
00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:26,240
brother cuddy suck
 

585
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,110
brother cuddy suck
michael's really cute

586
00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:29,120
michael's really cute
 

587
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,870
michael's really cute
well no i don't mean it like that it's

588
00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:30,880
well no i don't mean it like that it's
 

589
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,670
well no i don't mean it like that it's
just an expression

590
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:33,680
just an expression
 

591
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,750
just an expression
look dad i know you want to look after

592
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:35,760
look dad i know you want to look after
 

593
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,590
look dad i know you want to look after
me when i'm a grown woman and i can look

594
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:37,600
me when i'm a grown woman and i can look
 

595
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,030
me when i'm a grown woman and i can look
after myself

596
00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:39,040
after myself
 

597
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,670
after myself
bye

598
00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:41,680

 

599
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:47,910

how'd you switch that thing off

600
00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:47,920

 

601
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,910

i haven't seen the guy in 20 years and

602
00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:49,920
i haven't seen the guy in 20 years and
 

603
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:58,000
i haven't seen the guy in 20 years and
all of a sudden he becomes concerned

604
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:58,010

 

605
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:02,069

[Music]

606
00:13:02,069 --> 00:13:02,079

 

607
00:13:02,079 --> 00:13:05,350

hello pork pie

608
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:05,360

 

609
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,350

well we're on our way to soho where i

610
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:07,360
well we're on our way to soho where i
 

611
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,550
well we're on our way to soho where i
thought i'd take denise to a couple of

612
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:08,560
thought i'd take denise to a couple of
 

613
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,470
thought i'd take denise to a couple of
strip clubs and then open a pickup bar

614
00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:10,480
strip clubs and then open a pickup bar
 

615
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:16,510
strip clubs and then open a pickup bar
run by two friends of mine from bangkok

616
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:16,520

 

617
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:58,230

[Music]

618
00:13:58,230 --> 00:13:58,240

 

619
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,670

where are they

620
00:13:59,670 --> 00:13:59,680
where are they
 

621
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,949
where are they
and you shouldn't have let her go off

622
00:14:00,949 --> 00:14:00,959
and you shouldn't have let her go off
 

623
00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:02,389
and you shouldn't have let her go off
with your son

624
00:14:02,389 --> 00:14:02,399
with your son
 

625
00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:04,230
with your son
wait a minute pooper you don't think you

626
00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:04,240
wait a minute pooper you don't think you
 

627
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,389
wait a minute pooper you don't think you
might be jumping to conclusions if that

628
00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:06,399
might be jumping to conclusions if that
 

629
00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:08,470
might be jumping to conclusions if that
son of yours has laid a finger on my

630
00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:08,480
son of yours has laid a finger on my
 

631
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,150
son of yours has laid a finger on my
little daughter i'll have him for child

632
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:10,160
little daughter i'll have him for child
 

633
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:13,750
little daughter i'll have him for child
molesting that point she's 24. so he's

634
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:13,760
molesting that point she's 24. so he's
 

635
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,470
molesting that point she's 24. so he's
older than her my job might be all sorts

636
00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:16,480
older than her my job might be all sorts
 

637
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,949
older than her my job might be all sorts
of things but i don't anything who asks

638
00:14:18,949 --> 00:14:18,959
of things but i don't anything who asks
 

639
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,269
of things but i don't anything who asks
you to think you're just a hairdresser

640
00:14:21,269 --> 00:14:21,279
you to think you're just a hairdresser
 

641
00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:24,230
you to think you're just a hairdresser
hairdresser's dress they don't think

642
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:24,240
hairdresser's dress they don't think
 

643
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,069
hairdresser's dress they don't think
you are in my barbershop a place you've

644
00:14:26,069 --> 00:14:26,079
you are in my barbershop a place you've
 

645
00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:28,710
you are in my barbershop a place you've
treated like your second home for years

646
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:28,720
treated like your second home for years
 

647
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,629
treated like your second home for years
and you insult my profession that's what

648
00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:30,639
and you insult my profession that's what
 

649
00:14:30,639 --> 00:14:31,750
and you insult my profession that's what
you call it

650
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:31,760
you call it
 

651
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,670
you call it
well fire i think you've gone too far

652
00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:33,680
well fire i think you've gone too far
 

653
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,030
well fire i think you've gone too far
shut up you shouldn't worry about how

654
00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:35,040
shut up you shouldn't worry about how
 

655
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,269
shut up you shouldn't worry about how
far i go is how far your son goes i'm

656
00:14:37,269 --> 00:14:37,279
far i go is how far your son goes i'm
 

657
00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:39,110
far i go is how far your son goes i'm
worried about we're pretty far by the

658
00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:39,120
worried about we're pretty far by the
 

659
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,230
worried about we're pretty far by the
looks of things they've been going for

660
00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:40,240
looks of things they've been going for
 

661
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,470
looks of things they've been going for
two days well that's far enough i've

662
00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:42,480
two days well that's far enough i've
 

663
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,990
two days well that's far enough i've
been waiting to take my daughter but

664
00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:44,000
been waiting to take my daughter but
 

665
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,750
been waiting to take my daughter but
instead she's too busy gallivanting

666
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:45,760
instead she's too busy gallivanting
 

667
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,750
instead she's too busy gallivanting
around london with your son

668
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:47,760
around london with your son
 

669
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,990
around london with your son
who was the one who begged my son to

670
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:50,000
who was the one who begged my son to
 

671
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,910
who was the one who begged my son to
take her out in the first place i didn't

672
00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:51,920
take her out in the first place i didn't
 

673
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,470
take her out in the first place i didn't
beg him he was only too willing and i

674
00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:54,480
beg him he was only too willing and i
 

675
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,550
beg him he was only too willing and i
don't blame him because she's a good

676
00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:56,560
don't blame him because she's a good
 

677
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,030
don't blame him because she's a good
catch she's going to be a doctor

678
00:14:59,030 --> 00:14:59,040
catch she's going to be a doctor
 

679
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,829
catch she's going to be a doctor
your son is only a bank clock

680
00:15:01,829 --> 00:15:01,839
your son is only a bank clock
 

681
00:15:01,839 --> 00:15:05,110
your son is only a bank clock
my son is an assistant bank manager your

682
00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:05,120
my son is an assistant bank manager your
 

683
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,670
my son is an assistant bank manager your
daughter is only going to be a doctor

684
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:07,680
daughter is only going to be a doctor
 

685
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,590
daughter is only going to be a doctor
and she may never make it and if she's

686
00:15:09,590 --> 00:15:09,600
and she may never make it and if she's
 

687
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:13,110
and she may never make it and if she's
inherited your brains she never will

688
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:13,120
inherited your brains she never will
 

689
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,110
inherited your brains she never will
that's always an argument you want all

690
00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:15,120
that's always an argument you want all
 

691
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,389
that's always an argument you want all
right if that's what you want i'll give

692
00:15:16,389 --> 00:15:16,399
right if that's what you want i'll give
 

693
00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:19,590
right if that's what you want i'll give
you one all right correct me

694
00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:19,600
you one all right correct me
 

695
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,230
you one all right correct me
i'll give you one right profile you're

696
00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:22,240
i'll give you one right profile you're
 

697
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,990
i'll give you one right profile you're
vindictive compass small-minded jumped

698
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:26,000
vindictive compass small-minded jumped
 

699
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,509
vindictive compass small-minded jumped
up little tyrant

700
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:27,519
up little tyrant
 

701
00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:29,670
up little tyrant
don't you dare come in my shop and on

702
00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:29,680
don't you dare come in my shop and on
 

703
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,470
don't you dare come in my shop and on
julie belittle my son the same assistant

704
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:32,480
julie belittle my son the same assistant
 

705
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,790
julie belittle my son the same assistant
bank manager who came to your assistance

706
00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:34,800
bank manager who came to your assistance
 

707
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,870
bank manager who came to your assistance
when you needed it most

708
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:38,880

 

709
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,990

your daughter prefers my son's company

710
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:42,000
your daughter prefers my son's company
 

711
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,230
your daughter prefers my son's company
at present so until they come here to

712
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:44,240
at present so until they come here to
 

713
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,910
at present so until they come here to
speak for themselves you just put your

714
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:45,920
speak for themselves you just put your
 

715
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:50,670
speak for themselves you just put your
backside on that seat each other

716
00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:50,680

 

717
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:56,150

[Applause]

718
00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:56,160
[Applause]
 

719
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,910
[Applause]
that's just what i was going to say sure

720
00:15:59,910 --> 00:15:59,920
that's just what i was going to say sure
 

721
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,030
that's just what i was going to say sure
starks

722
00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:01,040
starks
 

723
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,550
starks
where have you been

724
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:02,560
where have you been
 

725
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,790
where have you been
dad you rang michael every half hour to

726
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:04,800
dad you rang michael every half hour to
 

727
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,430
dad you rang michael every half hour to
find that out he drove us nuts and then

728
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:07,440
find that out he drove us nuts and then
 

729
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,629
find that out he drove us nuts and then
we had to switch the phone off cause you

730
00:16:08,629 --> 00:16:08,639
we had to switch the phone off cause you
 

731
00:16:08,639 --> 00:16:10,550
we had to switch the phone off cause you
were stopping us from enjoying ourselves

732
00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:10,560
were stopping us from enjoying ourselves
 

733
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,350
were stopping us from enjoying ourselves
so

734
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:11,360
so
 

735
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,949
so
you were enjoying yourself

736
00:16:14,949 --> 00:16:14,959
you were enjoying yourself
 

737
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:15,829
you were enjoying yourself
yeah

738
00:16:15,829 --> 00:16:15,839
yeah
 

739
00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:17,509
yeah
didn't you want me to

740
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:17,519
didn't you want me to
 

741
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:23,829
didn't you want me to
michael i want to

742
00:16:23,829 --> 00:16:23,839

 

743
00:16:23,839 --> 00:16:26,230

denise can i speak to you for a minute

744
00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:26,240
denise can i speak to you for a minute
 

745
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,030
denise can i speak to you for a minute
yeah

746
00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:27,040
yeah
 

747
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,470
yeah
okay

748
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:30,480

 

749
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:34,550

upstairs sure

750
00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:34,560

 

751
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,150

what is this good time you had with poop

752
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:36,160
what is this good time you had with poop
 

753
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,590
what is this good time you had with poop
by his daughter

754
00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:37,600
by his daughter
 

755
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,670
by his daughter
good time well did you have a good time

756
00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:39,680
good time well did you have a good time
 

757
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:44,069
good time well did you have a good time
or did you have a ram

758
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:44,079

 

759
00:16:44,079 --> 00:16:45,829

as far as i took denise sightseeing if

760
00:16:45,829 --> 00:16:45,839
as far as i took denise sightseeing if
 

761
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,710
as far as i took denise sightseeing if
that's what you call a yeah yeah

762
00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:48,720
that's what you call a yeah yeah
 

763
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:53,189
that's what you call a yeah yeah
then it was michael you didn't yeah dude

764
00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:53,199
then it was michael you didn't yeah dude
 

765
00:16:53,199 --> 00:16:55,430
then it was michael you didn't yeah dude
gentlemen gentlemen please

766
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:55,440
gentlemen gentlemen please
 

767
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,949
gentlemen gentlemen please
look i have no intentions towards the

768
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:56,959
look i have no intentions towards the
 

769
00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:59,269
look i have no intentions towards the
knees apart from taking a sight seeing a

770
00:16:59,269 --> 00:16:59,279
knees apart from taking a sight seeing a
 

771
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,269
knees apart from taking a sight seeing a
tedious task which i performed to the

772
00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:01,279
tedious task which i performed to the
 

773
00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:03,430
tedious task which i performed to the
best of my ability and in fact if you

774
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:03,440
best of my ability and in fact if you
 

775
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,630
best of my ability and in fact if you
must know paul penn i hope i don't

776
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:04,640
must know paul penn i hope i don't
 

777
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,470
must know paul penn i hope i don't
offend you don't worry you can offend

778
00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:06,480
offend you don't worry you can offend
 

779
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,230
offend you don't worry you can offend
him

780
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:08,240
him
 

781
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,309
him
she was hard work all she wanted to do

782
00:17:10,309 --> 00:17:10,319
she was hard work all she wanted to do
 

783
00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:11,510
she was hard work all she wanted to do
was talk about her boyfriend who

784
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:11,520
was talk about her boyfriend who
 

785
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,630
was talk about her boyfriend who
couldn't decide between going back to

786
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:12,640
couldn't decide between going back to
 

787
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,429
couldn't decide between going back to
africa or quarter panama with chips

788
00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:15,439
africa or quarter panama with chips
 

789
00:17:15,439 --> 00:17:16,390
africa or quarter panama with chips
well

790
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:16,400
well
 

791
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,309
well
africa has been compared with many

792
00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:18,319
africa has been compared with many
 

793
00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:21,750
africa has been compared with many
things but the quarterback

794
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:21,760

 

795
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,520

that takes the biscuit

796
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:23,530
that takes the biscuit
 

797
00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:27,510
that takes the biscuit
[Laughter]

798
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:27,520
[Laughter]
 

799
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:32,470
[Laughter]
[Music]

800
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:32,480
[Music]
 

801
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,310
[Music]
do you mind going to your room once i

802
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:34,320
do you mind going to your room once i
 

803
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,230
do you mind going to your room once i
have a word with your knees

804
00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:36,240
have a word with your knees
 

805
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,549
have a word with your knees
you might go into your rooms yes i don't

806
00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:38,559
you might go into your rooms yes i don't
 

807
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,470
you might go into your rooms yes i don't
mind you know so do we and we were in

808
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:40,480
mind you know so do we and we were in
 

809
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,470
mind you know so do we and we were in
first anyway there's no video in our

810
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:42,480
first anyway there's no video in our
 

811
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,070
first anyway there's no video in our
room and this film's fast becoming

812
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:44,080
room and this film's fast becoming
 

813
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,190
room and this film's fast becoming
interesting

814
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:45,200
interesting
 

815
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,310
interesting
what is it mutant bikers part three i

816
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:48,320
what is it mutant bikers part three i
 

817
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,549
what is it mutant bikers part three i
haven't seen it it's great

818
00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:50,559
haven't seen it it's great
 

819
00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:52,950
haven't seen it it's great
okay let's reach a compromise denise

820
00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:52,960
okay let's reach a compromise denise
 

821
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,710
okay let's reach a compromise denise
will tell you how this story ends and

822
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:54,720
will tell you how this story ends and
 

823
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:59,190
will tell you how this story ends and
you go to your

824
00:17:59,190 --> 00:17:59,200

 

825
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,350

okay let's rooms another compromise you

826
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:01,360
okay let's rooms another compromise you
 

827
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,750
okay let's rooms another compromise you
turn the sound down a bit and we can

828
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:03,760
turn the sound down a bit and we can
 

829
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,860
turn the sound down a bit and we can
talk over there

830
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:05,870
talk over there
 

831
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:19,590
talk over there
[Music]

832
00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:19,600

 

833
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,710

i know what you're gonna say shirley

834
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:22,720
i know what you're gonna say shirley
 

835
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,390
i know what you're gonna say shirley
all right

836
00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:24,400
all right
 

837
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,630
all right
why haven't you been giving him more of

838
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:26,640
why haven't you been giving him more of
 

839
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,390
why haven't you been giving him more of
your time

840
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:28,400
your time
 

841
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,870
your time
no i don't know

842
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:30,880
no i don't know
 

843
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,110
no i don't know
i'm afraid that if i knock down the

844
00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:33,120
i'm afraid that if i knock down the
 

845
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,470
i'm afraid that if i knock down the
barriers that have built up over the

846
00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:34,480
barriers that have built up over the
 

847
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,750
barriers that have built up over the
years

848
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:35,760
years
 

849
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,350
years
i might be saddled with him for the rest

850
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:37,360
i might be saddled with him for the rest
 

851
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,350
i might be saddled with him for the rest
of my life

852
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:39,360
of my life
 

853
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,830
of my life
that's a bit

854
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:41,840
that's a bit
 

855
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,350
that's a bit
well what would you do

856
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:43,360
well what would you do
 

857
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,390
well what would you do
i have to be practical

858
00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:46,400
i have to be practical
 

859
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,190
i have to be practical
yes well i suppose the gap's not just 20

860
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:49,200
yes well i suppose the gap's not just 20
 

861
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,510
yes well i suppose the gap's not just 20
years it's 10 000 miles as well and i

862
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:51,520
years it's 10 000 miles as well and i
 

863
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:56,150
years it's 10 000 miles as well and i
defy anyone to build a bridge that long

864
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:56,160

 

865
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,590

to needs

866
00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:57,600
to needs
 

867
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,470
to needs
pork pie is one of our family now

868
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:00,480
pork pie is one of our family now
 

869
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,789
pork pie is one of our family now
he's our responsibility

870
00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:02,799
he's our responsibility
 

871
00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:04,630
he's our responsibility
so don't be scared

872
00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:04,640
so don't be scared
 

873
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,669
so don't be scared
give him a squeeze

874
00:19:07,669 --> 00:19:07,679
give him a squeeze
 

875
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:13,029
give him a squeeze
before it's too late

876
00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:13,039

 

877
00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:14,070

shirley

878
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:14,080
shirley
 

879
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,310
shirley
what's he really like

880
00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:16,320
what's he really like
 

881
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,870
what's he really like
oh he's funny

882
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:18,880
oh he's funny
 

883
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:25,750
oh he's funny
moody opinionated well dad no poor way

884
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:25,760
moody opinionated well dad no poor way
 

885
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,110
moody opinionated well dad no poor way
thoughtful

886
00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:27,120
thoughtful
 

887
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,270
thoughtful
he's generous great with the kids

888
00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:29,280
he's generous great with the kids
 

889
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,870
he's generous great with the kids
are you sure you're talking about pogba

890
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:30,880
are you sure you're talking about pogba
 

891
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,990
are you sure you're talking about pogba
sean

892
00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:32,000
sean
 

893
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,350
sean
i'm already joking man he's all right

894
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:33,360
i'm already joking man he's all right
 

895
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,590
i'm already joking man he's all right
you're old man you know save

896
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:35,600
you're old man you know save
 

897
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,870
you're old man you know save
see

898
00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:36,880
see
 

899
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,070
see
well the place wouldn't be the same

900
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:38,080
well the place wouldn't be the same
 

901
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,630
well the place wouldn't be the same
without uncle paw pie

902
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:40,640
without uncle paw pie
 

903
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:46,390
without uncle paw pie
shame he looks such a mess though

904
00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:46,400

 

905
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:50,230

where is she

906
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:50,240

 

907
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:53,990

where have you

908
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:54,000

 

909
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,750

where have you been denise

910
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:55,760
where have you been denise
 

911
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,549
where have you been denise
i'll put michael again no i haven't i

912
00:19:58,549 --> 00:19:58,559
i'll put michael again no i haven't i
 

913
00:19:58,559 --> 00:20:00,630
i'll put michael again no i haven't i
had to wear ages for abouts and then

914
00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:00,640
had to wear ages for abouts and then
 

915
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,789
had to wear ages for abouts and then
when one finally i told you i would have

916
00:20:02,789 --> 00:20:02,799
when one finally i told you i would have
 

917
00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:04,789
when one finally i told you i would have
picked you up from the hotel okay just

918
00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:04,799
picked you up from the hotel okay just
 

919
00:20:04,799 --> 00:20:12,950
picked you up from the hotel okay just
drop it hey dad

920
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:12,960

 

921
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,549

you look great dad

922
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:16,559

 

923
00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:17,590

well

924
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:17,600
well
 

925
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:26,950
well
it's really nice to see you

926
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:26,960

 

927
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,230

is that it

928
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:28,240
is that it
 

929
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,990
is that it
you're gonna look at me all night

930
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:30,000
you're gonna look at me all night
 

931
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,029
you're gonna look at me all night
why not

932
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:31,039
why not
 

933
00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:32,470
why not
because you're not gonna get away that

934
00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:32,480
because you're not gonna get away that
 

935
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,669
because you're not gonna get away that
easy

936
00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:33,679
easy
 

937
00:20:33,679 --> 00:20:36,070
easy
i don't want an argument

938
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:36,080
i don't want an argument
 

939
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,470
i don't want an argument
neither do i

940
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:38,480
neither do i
 

941
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,950
neither do i
i just want to know a bit about you

942
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:40,960
i just want to know a bit about you
 

943
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,950
i just want to know a bit about you
what bit do you want to know

944
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:42,960
what bit do you want to know
 

945
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,070
what bit do you want to know
well

946
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:44,080
well
 

947
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,270
well
why i haven't seen you in all these

948
00:20:45,270 --> 00:20:45,280
why i haven't seen you in all these
 

949
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,350
why i haven't seen you in all these
years with starters because she stopped

950
00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:47,360
years with starters because she stopped
 

951
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,950
years with starters because she stopped
access

952
00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:48,960
access
 

953
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,149
access
because she didn't want me to see you

954
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:50,159
because she didn't want me to see you
 

955
00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:51,669
because she didn't want me to see you
again

956
00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:51,679
again
 

957
00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:53,590
again
she thought i would take you away but

958
00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:53,600
she thought i would take you away but
 

959
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,110
she thought i would take you away but
when she took you away to the other side

960
00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:55,120
when she took you away to the other side
 

961
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,870
when she took you away to the other side
of the world to canada no forwarding

962
00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:56,880
of the world to canada no forwarding
 

963
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,029
of the world to canada no forwarding
address nothing it was like losing both

964
00:20:59,029 --> 00:20:59,039
address nothing it was like losing both
 

965
00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:00,630
address nothing it was like losing both
of your legs overnight

966
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:00,640
of your legs overnight
 

967
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,990
of your legs overnight
my friends knew where you were but they

968
00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:02,000
my friends knew where you were but they
 

969
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,590
my friends knew where you were but they
wouldn't tell me and then i know i

970
00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:03,600
wouldn't tell me and then i know i
 

971
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,669
wouldn't tell me and then i know i
should have come in i did find out but i

972
00:21:05,669 --> 00:21:05,679
should have come in i did find out but i
 

973
00:21:05,679 --> 00:21:07,830
should have come in i did find out but i
always found some excuse like maybe i

974
00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:07,840
always found some excuse like maybe i
 

975
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,830
always found some excuse like maybe i
shouldn't come over because it might be

976
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:09,840
shouldn't come over because it might be
 

977
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,110
shouldn't come over because it might be
too painful

978
00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:11,120
too painful
 

979
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,549
too painful
i know dad

980
00:21:12,549 --> 00:21:12,559
i know dad
 

981
00:21:12,559 --> 00:21:17,510
i know dad
in my pocket

982
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:17,520

 

983
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,270

so that's where i get my common sense

984
00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:19,280
so that's where i get my common sense
 

985
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,310
so that's where i get my common sense
from

986
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:20,320
from
 

987
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,029
from
maybe

988
00:21:23,029 --> 00:21:23,039

 

989
00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:27,990

would you like something to eat

990
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:28,000

 

991
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,029

dad

992
00:21:29,029 --> 00:21:29,039
dad
 

993
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:31,190
dad
would you mind if we ate someplace else

994
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:31,200
would you mind if we ate someplace else
 

995
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,350
would you mind if we ate someplace else
i can't stand burgers

996
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:33,360
i can't stand burgers
 

997
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,430
i can't stand burgers
but you always lied to them well not

998
00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:35,440
but you always lied to them well not
 

999
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,510
but you always lied to them well not
these days these days it's marcus

1000
00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:37,520
these days these days it's marcus
 

1001
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,470
these days these days it's marcus
passionate for them who's mark

1002
00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:40,480
passionate for them who's mark
 

1003
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,950
passionate for them who's mark
he's my boyfriend

1004
00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:42,960
he's my boyfriend
 

1005
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,510
he's my boyfriend
is he a doctor a surgeon

1006
00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:45,520
is he a doctor a surgeon
 

1007
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,390
is he a doctor a surgeon
no

1008
00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:46,400
no
 

1009
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,990
no
he's a history student

1010
00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:48,000
he's a history student
 

1011
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,750
he's a history student
ah

1012
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:49,760
ah
 

1013
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,510
ah
he's a man who specializes in the past

1014
00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:53,520
he's a man who specializes in the past
 

1015
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,590
he's a man who specializes in the past
but what about the future do i hear the

1016
00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:55,600
but what about the future do i hear the
 

1017
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,430
but what about the future do i hear the
sound of wedding bells

1018
00:21:57,430 --> 00:21:57,440
sound of wedding bells
 

1019
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,390
sound of wedding bells
maybe but we got to graduate first

1020
00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:00,400
maybe but we got to graduate first
 

1021
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,230
maybe but we got to graduate first
i think he wants to be a lecturer a

1022
00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:02,240
i think he wants to be a lecturer a
 

1023
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,390
i think he wants to be a lecturer a
lecturer

1024
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:04,400
lecturer
 

1025
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,549
lecturer
he wants to teach people how to teach

1026
00:22:06,549 --> 00:22:06,559
he wants to teach people how to teach
 

1027
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:09,190
he wants to teach people how to teach
wonderful how long have you known him

1028
00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:09,200
wonderful how long have you known him
 

1029
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,549
wonderful how long have you known him
well we've been living together for

1030
00:22:10,549 --> 00:22:10,559
well we've been living together for
 

1031
00:22:10,559 --> 00:22:11,430
well we've been living together for
about

1032
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:11,440
about
 

1033
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,789
about
what

1034
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:12,799
what
 

1035
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,149
what
living together

1036
00:22:14,149 --> 00:22:14,159
living together
 

1037
00:22:14,159 --> 00:22:15,350
living together
dad don't

1038
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:15,360
dad don't
 

1039
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,830
dad don't
in the same sharing the same

1040
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:17,840
in the same sharing the same
 

1041
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:21,590
in the same sharing the same
under the same

1042
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:21,600

 

1043
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,789

dad

1044
00:22:22,789 --> 00:22:22,799
dad
 

1045
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,789
dad
you have to let go

1046
00:22:24,789 --> 00:22:24,799
you have to let go
 

1047
00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:26,390
you have to let go
build a new me instead of mourning the

1048
00:22:26,390 --> 00:22:26,400
build a new me instead of mourning the
 

1049
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,590
build a new me instead of mourning the
old one

1050
00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:27,600
old one
 

1051
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,750
old one
i've grown up

1052
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:29,760
i've grown up
 

1053
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,909
i've grown up
oh cheer up

1054
00:22:33,909 --> 00:22:33,919

 

1055
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,110

you're right

1056
00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:35,120
you're right
 

1057
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,789
you're right
we must tear up

1058
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:36,799
we must tear up
 

1059
00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:38,310
we must tear up
and i know what will cheer you up what

1060
00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:38,320
and i know what will cheer you up what
 

1061
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,830
and i know what will cheer you up what
you always like

1062
00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:39,840
you always like
 

1063
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,190
you always like
waiter

1064
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:41,200
waiter
 

1065
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,310
waiter
two large knickerbocker glories please

1066
00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:44,320
two large knickerbocker glories please
 

1067
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,190
two large knickerbocker glories please
hundreds and thousands

1068
00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:47,200
hundreds and thousands
 

1069
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,200
hundreds and thousands
i think i prefer a large scotch

1070
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:50,210
i think i prefer a large scotch
 

1071
00:22:50,210 --> 00:22:55,110
i think i prefer a large scotch
[Laughter]

1072
00:22:55,110 --> 00:22:55,120
[Laughter]
 

1073
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,750
[Laughter]
ah well michael if takings continue like

1074
00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:57,760
ah well michael if takings continue like
 

1075
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,149
ah well michael if takings continue like
they did today

1076
00:23:00,149 --> 00:23:00,159
they did today
 

1077
00:23:00,159 --> 00:23:01,990
they did today
i'll be able to build my house back home

1078
00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:02,000
i'll be able to build my house back home
 

1079
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,750
i'll be able to build my house back home
by the year two thousand instead of the

1080
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:03,760
by the year two thousand instead of the
 

1081
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,669
by the year two thousand instead of the
year three thousand

1082
00:23:05,669 --> 00:23:05,679
year three thousand
 

1083
00:23:05,679 --> 00:23:08,870
year three thousand
my papa she's been gone three days

1084
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:08,880
my papa she's been gone three days
 

1085
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,470
my papa she's been gone three days
it's not a going that bother me is the

1086
00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:10,480
it's not a going that bother me is the
 

1087
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,510
it's not a going that bother me is the
comment

1088
00:23:11,510 --> 00:23:11,520
comment
 

1089
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,270
comment
now i miss her i want to miss her if she

1090
00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:13,280
now i miss her i want to miss her if she
 

1091
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,549
now i miss her i want to miss her if she
hadn't come

1092
00:23:14,549 --> 00:23:14,559
hadn't come
 

1093
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,350
hadn't come
but you must be glad that she did

1094
00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:17,360
but you must be glad that she did
 

1095
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,510
but you must be glad that she did
does this face look glad to you

1096
00:23:19,510 --> 00:23:19,520
does this face look glad to you
 

1097
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,870
does this face look glad to you
well it don't look no different to me

1098
00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:22,880
well it don't look no different to me
 

1099
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,710
well it don't look no different to me
here you are pork boy here's something

1100
00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:24,720
here you are pork boy here's something
 

1101
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:31,270
here you are pork boy here's something
that'll cheer you up

1102
00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:31,280

 

1103
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,310

oh come on uncle cool hi you're still

1104
00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:34,320
oh come on uncle cool hi you're still
 

1105
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,390
oh come on uncle cool hi you're still
our favorite uncle yeah

1106
00:23:36,390 --> 00:23:36,400
our favorite uncle yeah
 

1107
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,470
our favorite uncle yeah
man well you're our only uncle so wow

1108
00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:40,480
man well you're our only uncle so wow
 

1109
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,430
man well you're our only uncle so wow
my friend here are your wages

1110
00:23:43,430 --> 00:23:43,440
my friend here are your wages
 

1111
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,669
my friend here are your wages
now you're talking

1112
00:23:45,669 --> 00:23:45,679
now you're talking
 

1113
00:23:45,679 --> 00:23:47,510
now you're talking
uh

1114
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:47,520
uh
 

1115
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,590
uh
what you doing uh well this is what he

1116
00:23:49,590 --> 00:23:49,600
what you doing uh well this is what he
 

1117
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,350
what you doing uh well this is what he
calls you made to michael's portable

1118
00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:51,360
calls you made to michael's portable
 

1119
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:57,440
calls you made to michael's portable
food that cost a fortune

1120
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:57,450

 

1121
00:23:57,450 --> 00:24:00,750

[Applause]

1122
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:00,760

 

1123
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,980

[Music]

1124
00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:01,990
[Music]
 

1125
00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:04,740
[Music]
[Applause]

1126
00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:04,750
[Applause]
 

1127
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:05,390
[Applause]
[Music]

1128
00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:05,400
[Music]
 

1129
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,740
[Music]
[Applause]

1130
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:06,750
[Applause]
 

1131
00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:10,310
[Applause]
[Music]

1132
00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:10,320

 

1133
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:15,490

so

1134
00:24:15,490 --> 00:24:15,500

 

1135
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:52,710

[Music]

1136
00:24:52,710 --> 00:24:52,720
[Music]
 

1137
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,799
[Music]
you