1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:12,880 paper was light gold in medieval times 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:12,890 3 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:17,189 [Music] 4 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:17,199 5 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:20,880 oh no tobacco sugar 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:20,890 oh no tobacco sugar 7 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:23,109 oh no tobacco sugar [Music] 8 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:23,119 [Music] 9 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:25,109 [Music] that everything we thought we knew about 10 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:25,119 that everything we thought we knew about 11 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:26,150 that everything we thought we knew about the world 12 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:26,160 the world 13 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:34,160 the world might turn out to be completely wrong 14 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:34,170 15 00:00:34,170 --> 00:00:53,750 [Music] 16 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:53,760 17 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,780 is over 18 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:55,790 is over 19 00:00:55,790 --> 00:01:07,750 is over [Music] 20 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:07,760 21 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:14,230 sean 22 00:01:14,230 --> 00:01:14,240 23 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,070 sean i know you're in there you're the 24 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:16,080 sean i know you're in there you're the 25 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,830 sean i know you're in there you're the only person that brushes his teeth to a 26 00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:17,840 only person that brushes his teeth to a 27 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:24,149 only person that brushes his teeth to a rap rhythm 28 00:01:24,149 --> 00:01:24,159 29 00:01:24,159 --> 00:01:26,070 boy this is your last chance or i won't 30 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:26,080 boy this is your last chance or i won't 31 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,230 boy this is your last chance or i won't be responsible for the consequences yes 32 00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:28,240 be responsible for the consequences yes 33 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,749 be responsible for the consequences yes mother ambrose you're making enough 34 00:01:29,749 --> 00:01:29,759 mother ambrose you're making enough 35 00:01:29,759 --> 00:01:31,670 mother ambrose you're making enough noise to wake the dead i never did they 36 00:01:31,670 --> 00:01:31,680 noise to wake the dead i never did they 37 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,870 noise to wake the dead i never did they would probably get in the bathroom 38 00:01:32,870 --> 00:01:32,880 would probably get in the bathroom 39 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:33,910 would probably get in the bathroom before me 40 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:33,920 before me 41 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:35,429 before me okay i'll go and put your toes down at 42 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:35,439 okay i'll go and put your toes down at 43 00:01:35,439 --> 00:01:36,710 okay i'll go and put your toes down at the grill huh you can have your 44 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:36,720 the grill huh you can have your 45 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,789 the grill huh you can have your breakfast on the landing i don't want my 46 00:01:38,789 --> 00:01:38,799 breakfast on the landing i don't want my 47 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,390 breakfast on the landing i don't want my toast under the grill i want my head 48 00:01:40,390 --> 00:01:40,400 toast under the grill i want my head 49 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,310 toast under the grill i want my head under the shower every morning is the 50 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:42,320 under the shower every morning is the 51 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:44,069 under the shower every morning is the same perhaps you overdid the toilet 52 00:01:44,069 --> 00:01:44,079 same perhaps you overdid the toilet 53 00:01:44,079 --> 00:01:47,670 same perhaps you overdid the toilet training when i was young 54 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:47,680 55 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,429 charlie was right i have walking the 56 00:01:49,429 --> 00:01:49,439 charlie was right i have walking the 57 00:01:49,439 --> 00:01:50,710 charlie was right i have walking the dent 58 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:50,720 dent 59 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,710 dent dance bowling is cool cause i'm taking a 60 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:52,720 dance bowling is cool cause i'm taking a 61 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,469 dance bowling is cool cause i'm taking a shower you should take five minutes not 62 00:01:54,469 --> 00:01:54,479 shower you should take five minutes not 63 00:01:54,479 --> 00:01:55,749 shower you should take five minutes not half an hour 64 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:55,759 half an hour 65 00:01:55,759 --> 00:01:57,109 half an hour hey pretty good for eight in the morning 66 00:01:57,109 --> 00:01:57,119 hey pretty good for eight in the morning 67 00:01:57,119 --> 00:01:59,030 hey pretty good for eight in the morning pops i am [\h__\h] carpet that was the 68 00:01:59,030 --> 00:01:59,040 pops i am [\h__\h] carpet that was the 69 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,630 pops i am [\h__\h] carpet that was the time oh i don't know i've been standing 70 00:02:00,630 --> 00:02:00,640 time oh i don't know i've been standing 71 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,510 time oh i don't know i've been standing here so long i've lost track surely what 72 00:02:03,510 --> 00:02:03,520 here so long i've lost track surely what 73 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:06,270 here so long i've lost track surely what is the 74 00:02:06,270 --> 00:02:06,280 75 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,190 title come out of there at once 76 00:02:09,190 --> 00:02:09,200 title come out of there at once 77 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,990 title come out of there at once this is your father speaking 78 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:12,000 this is your father speaking 79 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,589 this is your father speaking turn off the tops 80 00:02:13,589 --> 00:02:13,599 turn off the tops 81 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:16,150 turn off the tops stop using my hot water 82 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:16,160 stop using my hot water 83 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:20,949 stop using my hot water you'll open this door 84 00:02:20,949 --> 00:02:20,959 85 00:02:20,959 --> 00:02:25,910 surely your daughter's stolen my towel 86 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:25,920 87 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,830 if i'm not brushing my teeth in 30 88 00:02:27,830 --> 00:02:27,840 if i'm not brushing my teeth in 30 89 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,550 if i'm not brushing my teeth in 30 seconds 90 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:29,560 seconds 91 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:34,830 seconds [Laughter] 92 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:34,840 93 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,030 surely is it too late to have them 94 00:02:37,030 --> 00:02:37,040 surely is it too late to have them 95 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,790 surely is it too late to have them adopted 96 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:40,800 97 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,949 of course i understand stacy no problem 98 00:02:42,949 --> 00:02:42,959 of course i understand stacy no problem 99 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:43,750 of course i understand stacy no problem so 100 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:43,760 so 101 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,110 so what have you done with your spare room 102 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:45,120 what have you done with your spare room 103 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,390 what have you done with your spare room oh excuse me a nursery congratulations i 104 00:02:48,390 --> 00:02:48,400 oh excuse me a nursery congratulations i 105 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,869 oh excuse me a nursery congratulations i didn't know nice one okay yeah 106 00:02:52,869 --> 00:02:52,879 didn't know nice one okay yeah 107 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:54,070 didn't know nice one okay yeah see that at the squash club in a few 108 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:54,080 see that at the squash club in a few 109 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,030 see that at the squash club in a few months then 110 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:55,040 months then 111 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,030 months then ciao 112 00:02:57,030 --> 00:02:57,040 ciao 113 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,070 ciao damn 114 00:02:58,070 --> 00:02:58,080 damn 115 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,750 damn i don't believe it the decorators 116 00:02:59,750 --> 00:02:59,760 i don't believe it the decorators 117 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:00,869 i don't believe it the decorators arriving in three hours time they're 118 00:03:00,869 --> 00:03:00,879 arriving in three hours time they're 119 00:03:00,879 --> 00:03:02,630 arriving in three hours time they're gonna turn my flat into a building site 120 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:02,640 gonna turn my flat into a building site 121 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,830 gonna turn my flat into a building site and i've got nowhere to stay for the 122 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:03,840 and i've got nowhere to stay for the 123 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,830 and i've got nowhere to stay for the next four days well there's always a 124 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:05,840 next four days well there's always a 125 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,390 next four days well there's always a spare bed at my flat if you ah i think 126 00:03:08,390 --> 00:03:08,400 spare bed at my flat if you ah i think 127 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,509 spare bed at my flat if you ah i think it's important that we keep our 128 00:03:09,509 --> 00:03:09,519 it's important that we keep our 129 00:03:09,519 --> 00:03:11,030 it's important that we keep our relationship strictly professional don't 130 00:03:11,030 --> 00:03:11,040 relationship strictly professional don't 131 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,390 relationship strictly professional don't you mandy after all we wouldn't want 132 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:12,400 you mandy after all we wouldn't want 133 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,710 you mandy after all we wouldn't want tongues wagging suit yourself 134 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:14,720 tongues wagging suit yourself 135 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,229 tongues wagging suit yourself mr peltier 136 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:16,239 mr peltier 137 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,509 mr peltier straight away 138 00:03:17,509 --> 00:03:17,519 straight away 139 00:03:17,519 --> 00:03:24,949 straight away look here try that top number would you 140 00:03:24,949 --> 00:03:24,959 141 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:27,350 you seem to know lots of women sir 142 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:27,360 you seem to know lots of women sir 143 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,789 you seem to know lots of women sir that's the thing about my private life 144 00:03:28,789 --> 00:03:28,799 that's the thing about my private life 145 00:03:28,799 --> 00:03:30,830 that's the thing about my private life mandy oh what's that it's 146 00:03:30,830 --> 00:03:30,840 mandy oh what's that it's 147 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,270 mandy oh what's that it's private well then just give up try that 148 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:33,280 private well then just give up try that 149 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,430 private well then just give up try that one i think i had nothing better to do 150 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:35,440 one i think i had nothing better to do 151 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:39,110 one i think i had nothing better to do my filing tray is positively groaning 152 00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:39,120 my filing tray is positively groaning 153 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:42,390 my filing tray is positively groaning it's an answering machine 154 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:42,400 155 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,869 evangeline's not at home right now all 156 00:03:44,869 --> 00:03:44,879 evangeline's not at home right now all 157 00:03:44,879 --> 00:03:46,550 evangeline's not at home right now all right all right this is someone called 158 00:03:46,550 --> 00:03:46,560 right all right this is someone called 159 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,710 right all right this is someone called evangeline look like mind your own 160 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:48,720 evangeline look like mind your own 161 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,789 evangeline look like mind your own business mandy just dial the next number 162 00:03:50,789 --> 00:03:50,799 business mandy just dial the next number 163 00:03:50,799 --> 00:03:51,750 business mandy just dial the next number please 164 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:51,760 please 165 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,910 please what this one says yes yes yes 166 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:53,920 what this one says yes yes yes 167 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:59,670 what this one says yes yes yes you say so sir 168 00:03:59,670 --> 00:03:59,680 169 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,670 hello i have a call for you from mr 170 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:01,680 hello i have a call for you from mr 171 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,789 hello i have a call for you from mr michael ambrose 172 00:04:04,789 --> 00:04:04,799 michael ambrose 173 00:04:04,799 --> 00:04:06,949 michael ambrose hi it's michael listen i'm having my 174 00:04:06,949 --> 00:04:06,959 hi it's michael listen i'm having my 175 00:04:06,959 --> 00:04:08,470 hi it's michael listen i'm having my flight redecorated and i wondered if you 176 00:04:08,470 --> 00:04:08,480 flight redecorated and i wondered if you 177 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,229 flight redecorated and i wondered if you wouldn't mind uh putting me up for a few 178 00:04:10,229 --> 00:04:10,239 wouldn't mind uh putting me up for a few 179 00:04:10,239 --> 00:04:13,429 wouldn't mind uh putting me up for a few days 180 00:04:13,429 --> 00:04:13,439 181 00:04:13,439 --> 00:04:15,670 okay mum mum the the decorator's 182 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:15,680 okay mum mum the the decorator's 183 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,270 okay mum mum the the decorator's arriving this evening and 184 00:04:17,270 --> 00:04:17,280 arriving this evening and 185 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,670 arriving this evening and you'd love to have me 186 00:04:19,670 --> 00:04:19,680 you'd love to have me 187 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,030 you'd love to have me thinking about it realistically i 188 00:04:21,030 --> 00:04:21,040 thinking about it realistically i 189 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,790 thinking about it realistically i wouldn't want to put you and it's no 190 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:22,800 wouldn't want to put you and it's no 191 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,230 wouldn't want to put you and it's no trouble 192 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:24,240 trouble 193 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:29,830 trouble yes you're the first person i call 194 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:29,840 195 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,830 okay see you around eight can't wait bye 196 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:31,840 okay see you around eight can't wait bye 197 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:32,870 okay see you around eight can't wait bye mum 198 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:32,880 mum 199 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,590 mum mandy 200 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:35,600 201 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,710 keep your head still no man 202 00:04:38,710 --> 00:04:38,720 keep your head still no man 203 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,790 keep your head still no man the kids today have no respect for their 204 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:40,800 the kids today have no respect for their 205 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,110 the kids today have no respect for their elders things were different when i was 206 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:43,120 elders things were different when i was 207 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,590 elders things were different when i was a child yes but children knew their 208 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:45,600 a child yes but children knew their 209 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:49,189 a child yes but children knew their place in victorian times profile 210 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:49,199 place in victorian times profile 211 00:04:49,199 --> 00:04:51,270 place in victorian times profile which is more than you do why don't you 212 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:51,280 which is more than you do why don't you 213 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,350 which is more than you do why don't you keep still what's wrong with you 214 00:04:53,350 --> 00:04:53,360 keep still what's wrong with you 215 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,830 keep still what's wrong with you there's a lump on the bench where i'm 216 00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:54,840 there's a lump on the bench where i'm 217 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:58,150 there's a lump on the bench where i'm sitting it's very uncomfortable i think 218 00:04:58,150 --> 00:04:58,160 sitting it's very uncomfortable i think 219 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,990 sitting it's very uncomfortable i think it needs stuffing that's not the only 220 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:00,000 it needs stuffing that's not the only 221 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,150 it needs stuffing that's not the only thing 222 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:04,160 223 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,710 what i'm saying is that a man needs his 224 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:06,720 what i'm saying is that a man needs his 225 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:17,350 what i'm saying is that a man needs his space to breathe 226 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:17,360 227 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,270 i totally concur 228 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:19,280 i totally concur 229 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,430 i totally concur human beings need clearly defined areas 230 00:05:21,430 --> 00:05:21,440 human beings need clearly defined areas 231 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,430 human beings need clearly defined areas of territory these are necessary to 232 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:23,440 of territory these are necessary to 233 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,510 of territory these are necessary to create self-awareness and essential for 234 00:05:25,510 --> 00:05:25,520 create self-awareness and essential for 235 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:26,950 create self-awareness and essential for the promotion of self-esteem 236 00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:26,960 the promotion of self-esteem 237 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,749 the promotion of self-esteem psychological balance and well-being 238 00:05:29,749 --> 00:05:29,759 psychological balance and well-being 239 00:05:29,759 --> 00:05:35,430 psychological balance and well-being because african frustrating your stuff 240 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:35,440 241 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,670 personally i settled to be able to brush 242 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:37,680 personally i settled to be able to brush 243 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,350 personally i settled to be able to brush my teeth and i have something for him 244 00:05:39,350 --> 00:05:39,360 my teeth and i have something for him 245 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,350 my teeth and i have something for him speaking plain english and getting out 246 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:41,360 speaking plain english and getting out 247 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,909 speaking plain english and getting out of my seat ouch 248 00:05:43,909 --> 00:05:43,919 of my seat ouch 249 00:05:43,919 --> 00:05:46,070 of my seat ouch 100 on that one days you know a cramped 250 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:46,080 100 on that one days you know a cramped 251 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,550 100 on that one days you know a cramped style is nice style it's so that's the 252 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:48,560 style is nice style it's so that's the 253 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,350 style is nice style it's so that's the truest word you ever spoke tony my style 254 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:51,360 truest word you ever spoke tony my style 255 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,430 truest word you ever spoke tony my style is so cramped i have nowhere to move my 256 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:53,440 is so cramped i have nowhere to move my 257 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,590 is so cramped i have nowhere to move my stuff much less rotted but wait until 258 00:05:55,590 --> 00:05:55,600 stuff much less rotted but wait until 259 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,510 stuff much less rotted but wait until you build your house back home you can 260 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:57,520 you build your house back home you can 261 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,590 you build your house back home you can have a whole room to yourself just think 262 00:05:59,590 --> 00:05:59,600 have a whole room to yourself just think 263 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,629 have a whole room to yourself just think of it privacy i can see it now sign 264 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:02,639 of it privacy i can see it now sign 265 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:05,029 of it privacy i can see it now sign above the door big letters desmond's den 266 00:06:05,029 --> 00:06:05,039 above the door big letters desmond's den 267 00:06:05,039 --> 00:06:07,990 above the door big letters desmond's den come out 268 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:08,000 269 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,749 no entrance without the permission of 270 00:06:09,749 --> 00:06:09,759 no entrance without the permission of 271 00:06:09,759 --> 00:06:12,390 no entrance without the permission of desmond ambrose esquire except for your 272 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:12,400 desmond ambrose esquire except for your 273 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,309 desmond ambrose esquire except for your best friend augustus neapolitan 274 00:06:14,309 --> 00:06:14,319 best friend augustus neapolitan 275 00:06:14,319 --> 00:06:18,150 best friend augustus neapolitan cleveland grant or popeye facade 276 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:18,160 cleveland grant or popeye facade 277 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,110 cleveland grant or popeye facade who is always welcome this will have to 278 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:21,120 who is always welcome this will have to 279 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,510 who is always welcome this will have to be a very big sign 280 00:06:23,510 --> 00:06:23,520 be a very big sign 281 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,710 be a very big sign um why don't you just try no scratchers 282 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:26,720 um why don't you just try no scratchers 283 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,469 um why don't you just try no scratchers although students 284 00:06:28,469 --> 00:06:28,479 although students 285 00:06:28,479 --> 00:06:30,070 although students you will have a password some of your 286 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:30,080 you will have a password some of your 287 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,790 you will have a password some of your best mates can get in like open sesame 288 00:06:32,790 --> 00:06:32,800 best mates can get in like open sesame 289 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,830 best mates can get in like open sesame my open says desmond like ah not three 290 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:35,840 my open says desmond like ah not three 291 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,390 my open says desmond like ah not three times and ask for jazzy d i like this i 292 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:38,400 times and ask for jazzy d i like this i 293 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,270 times and ask for jazzy d i like this i like it right that's security sust now 294 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:41,280 like it right that's security sust now 295 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,189 like it right that's security sust now what you gonna have in there dez a well 296 00:06:43,189 --> 00:06:43,199 what you gonna have in there dez a well 297 00:06:43,199 --> 00:06:46,070 what you gonna have in there dez a well stocked bar the best rooms that money 298 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:46,080 stocked bar the best rooms that money 299 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:49,350 stocked bar the best rooms that money can buy a fine library of books ah 300 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:49,360 can buy a fine library of books ah 301 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,510 can buy a fine library of books ah another bar just in case the first one 302 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:51,520 another bar just in case the first one 303 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,670 another bar just in case the first one ran out you've gotta be too careful 304 00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:53,680 ran out you've gotta be too careful 305 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,589 ran out you've gotta be too careful a bench with no numpy niche and a really 306 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:55,599 a bench with no numpy niche and a really 307 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:57,990 a bench with no numpy niche and a really neat sound system there's a 36 inch 308 00:06:57,990 --> 00:06:58,000 neat sound system there's a 36 inch 309 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,309 neat sound system there's a 36 inch color tv with a satellite dish so we can 310 00:07:00,309 --> 00:07:00,319 color tv with a satellite dish so we can 311 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:02,870 color tv with a satellite dish so we can watch the resin some of the gentlemen 312 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:02,880 watch the resin some of the gentlemen 313 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,790 watch the resin some of the gentlemen threw the french windows onto my private 314 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:04,800 threw the french windows onto my private 315 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,029 threw the french windows onto my private veranda overlooking the sea my 316 00:07:07,029 --> 00:07:07,039 veranda overlooking the sea my 317 00:07:07,039 --> 00:07:09,189 veranda overlooking the sea my custom-made domino table lies in the 318 00:07:09,189 --> 00:07:09,199 custom-made domino table lies in the 319 00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:12,870 custom-made domino table lies in the shade palm trees sway 320 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:12,880 shade palm trees sway 321 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,350 shade palm trees sway beside the biggest bucket of rum punch 322 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:15,360 beside the biggest bucket of rum punch 323 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,510 beside the biggest bucket of rum punch you've ever seen 324 00:07:17,510 --> 00:07:17,520 you've ever seen 325 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,430 you've ever seen on this this is ricey stuff man and in 326 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:19,440 on this this is ricey stuff man and in 327 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,909 on this this is ricey stuff man and in the evening i lie in my hammock watching 328 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:21,919 the evening i lie in my hammock watching 329 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:25,189 the evening i lie in my hammock watching the sun go down blowing my trumpet as 330 00:07:25,189 --> 00:07:25,199 the sun go down blowing my trumpet as 331 00:07:25,199 --> 00:07:28,950 the sun go down blowing my trumpet as long and as loud as i like 332 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:28,960 long and as loud as i like 333 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,870 long and as loud as i like i've never known you have trouble 334 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:30,880 i've never known you have trouble 335 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,710 i've never known you have trouble blowing your own trumpet desmond ambrose 336 00:07:34,710 --> 00:07:34,720 blowing your own trumpet desmond ambrose 337 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,790 blowing your own trumpet desmond ambrose and after a few rums i'd like to see you 338 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:36,800 and after a few rums i'd like to see you 339 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,990 and after a few rums i'd like to see you trying to get into a havoc 340 00:07:39,990 --> 00:07:40,000 trying to get into a havoc 341 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,909 trying to get into a havoc remember that time at auntie no rose 342 00:07:41,909 --> 00:07:41,919 remember that time at auntie no rose 343 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:43,510 remember that time at auntie no rose when you try getting into one after a 344 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:43,520 when you try getting into one after a 345 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,270 when you try getting into one after a few night caps too many all right all 346 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:45,280 few night caps too many all right all 347 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,990 few night caps too many all right all right ah what a mess you look like a big 348 00:07:47,990 --> 00:07:48,000 right ah what a mess you look like a big 349 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,950 right ah what a mess you look like a big fish caught in a nest 350 00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:50,960 fish caught in a nest 351 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,320 fish caught in a nest in the end we had to cut him out 352 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:53,330 in the end we had to cut him out 353 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:54,790 in the end we had to cut him out [Applause] 354 00:07:54,790 --> 00:07:54,800 [Applause] 355 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:55,909 [Applause] you see 356 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:55,919 you see 357 00:07:55,919 --> 00:07:57,990 you see there isn't even room around here for a 358 00:07:57,990 --> 00:07:58,000 there isn't even room around here for a 359 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,430 there isn't even room around here for a man to dream 360 00:08:01,430 --> 00:08:01,440 361 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,830 well a little dream of mine just came 362 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:03,840 well a little dream of mine just came 363 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:04,629 well a little dream of mine just came through 364 00:08:04,629 --> 00:08:04,639 through 365 00:08:04,639 --> 00:08:06,390 through while we were in the pools better than 366 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:06,400 while we were in the pools better than 367 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,790 while we were in the pools better than that michael's coming home to stay for a 368 00:08:08,790 --> 00:08:08,800 that michael's coming home to stay for a 369 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,110 that michael's coming home to stay for a few 370 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:11,120 371 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:15,749 you said a days surely not a nightmare 372 00:08:15,749 --> 00:08:15,759 373 00:08:15,759 --> 00:08:17,909 we're gonna put him on a hook behind the 374 00:08:17,909 --> 00:08:17,919 we're gonna put him on a hook behind the 375 00:08:17,919 --> 00:08:18,950 we're gonna put him on a hook behind the door 376 00:08:18,950 --> 00:08:18,960 door 377 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,550 door that's the only place you have room to 378 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:20,560 that's the only place you have room to 379 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,909 that's the only place you have room to fit 380 00:08:21,909 --> 00:08:21,919 fit 381 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,510 fit we'll discuss that this evening when 382 00:08:23,510 --> 00:08:23,520 we'll discuss that this evening when 383 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,909 we'll discuss that this evening when everybody's here embarrassed there is 384 00:08:25,909 --> 00:08:25,919 everybody's here embarrassed there is 385 00:08:25,919 --> 00:08:28,150 everybody's here embarrassed there is the time-honored tradition of consulting 386 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:28,160 the time-honored tradition of consulting 387 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,510 the time-honored tradition of consulting the head of the household on these 388 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:29,520 the head of the household on these 389 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,749 the head of the household on these matters oh who might that be well 390 00:08:31,749 --> 00:08:31,759 matters oh who might that be well 391 00:08:31,759 --> 00:08:33,829 matters oh who might that be well obviously the oldest and wisest in the 392 00:08:33,829 --> 00:08:33,839 obviously the oldest and wisest in the 393 00:08:33,839 --> 00:08:34,870 obviously the oldest and wisest in the family 394 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:34,880 family 395 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:35,829 family me 396 00:08:35,829 --> 00:08:35,839 me 397 00:08:35,839 --> 00:08:38,230 me all this yes 398 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:38,240 all this yes 399 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,389 all this yes i think that's what is right shirley the 400 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:40,399 i think that's what is right shirley the 401 00:08:40,399 --> 00:08:42,070 i think that's what is right shirley the order of this world depends on the 402 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:42,080 order of this world depends on the 403 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,470 order of this world depends on the proper establishment of rank as we say 404 00:08:44,470 --> 00:08:44,480 proper establishment of rank as we say 405 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,870 proper establishment of rank as we say in africa if the tiger is standing the 406 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:46,880 in africa if the tiger is standing the 407 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,470 in africa if the tiger is standing the mouse can't take up you move over 408 00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:50,480 mouse can't take up you move over 409 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,310 mouse can't take up you move over but he's right shirley i mean back home 410 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:52,320 but he's right shirley i mean back home 411 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,230 but he's right shirley i mean back home in your house it was your father that 412 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:54,240 in your house it was your father that 413 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,670 in your house it was your father that ruled the roost 414 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:55,680 ruled the roost 415 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:58,150 ruled the roost my father took his instructions from god 416 00:08:58,150 --> 00:08:58,160 my father took his instructions from god 417 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,990 my father took his instructions from god when he was in a pulpit and from my 418 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:00,000 when he was in a pulpit and from my 419 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,310 when he was in a pulpit and from my mother when he was at home 420 00:09:02,310 --> 00:09:02,320 mother when he was at home 421 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,829 mother when he was at home this is not a matter for your debate in 422 00:09:03,829 --> 00:09:03,839 this is not a matter for your debate in 423 00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:07,590 this is not a matter for your debate in society sorry 424 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:07,600 425 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,310 so you object to having your son to stay 426 00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:10,320 so you object to having your son to stay 427 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,630 so you object to having your son to stay well not exactly well who will be doing 428 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:12,640 well not exactly well who will be doing 429 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,949 well not exactly well who will be doing the extra shopping i didn't will you be 430 00:09:14,949 --> 00:09:14,959 the extra shopping i didn't will you be 431 00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:16,790 the extra shopping i didn't will you be doing the extra cooking and tidying up 432 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:16,800 doing the extra cooking and tidying up 433 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,630 doing the extra cooking and tidying up nobody exactly so i shot your modern 434 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:18,640 nobody exactly so i shot your modern 435 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,949 nobody exactly so i shot your modern guinea manager 436 00:09:20,949 --> 00:09:20,959 guinea manager 437 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:22,870 guinea manager his bed is longer now than when he came 438 00:09:22,870 --> 00:09:22,880 his bed is longer now than when he came 439 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:27,030 his bed is longer now than when he came in 440 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:27,040 441 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,190 don't you knock your head at me 442 00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:29,200 don't you knock your head at me 443 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:41,829 don't you knock your head at me i'm armed and dangerous 444 00:09:41,829 --> 00:09:41,839 445 00:09:41,839 --> 00:09:43,910 he was not trying to kiss me if you must 446 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:43,920 he was not trying to kiss me if you must 447 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,350 he was not trying to kiss me if you must know he was trying to take something out 448 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:45,360 know he was trying to take something out 449 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,790 know he was trying to take something out of my eye sure sis with his lips 450 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:48,800 of my eye sure sis with his lips 451 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,910 of my eye sure sis with his lips you got 452 00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:49,920 you got 453 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,350 you got look who's talking that guy steve's got 454 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:51,360 look who's talking that guy steve's got 455 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,190 look who's talking that guy steve's got the pick of every girl in pekkam well 456 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:53,200 the pick of every girl in pekkam well 457 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,630 the pick of every girl in pekkam well he's not going to have the pic of my 458 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:54,640 he's not going to have the pic of my 459 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,310 he's not going to have the pic of my daughter only kidding 460 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:56,320 daughter only kidding 461 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,630 daughter only kidding steve happens to be one of few good guys 462 00:09:58,630 --> 00:09:58,640 steve happens to be one of few good guys 463 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,230 steve happens to be one of few good guys around that's what i mean good at what 464 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:02,240 around that's what i mean good at what 465 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,590 around that's what i mean good at what aren't you gonna say anything about the 466 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:03,600 aren't you gonna say anything about the 467 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,430 aren't you gonna say anything about the kind of people your daughter associating 468 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:05,440 kind of people your daughter associating 469 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,829 kind of people your daughter associating with i have no say in what goes on in my 470 00:10:07,829 --> 00:10:07,839 with i have no say in what goes on in my 471 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:09,750 with i have no say in what goes on in my own home why should i bother what goes 472 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:09,760 own home why should i bother what goes 473 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,509 own home why should i bother what goes on outside it 474 00:10:11,509 --> 00:10:11,519 on outside it 475 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:12,949 on outside it i was doing a bad mood about this 476 00:10:12,949 --> 00:10:12,959 i was doing a bad mood about this 477 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:15,030 i was doing a bad mood about this morning i said i was sorry i think i was 478 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:15,040 morning i said i was sorry i think i was 479 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:18,550 morning i said i was sorry i think i was sleepwalking what's new about that your 480 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:18,560 sleepwalking what's new about that your 481 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,470 sleepwalking what's new about that your father is in one of his childish moods 482 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:20,480 father is in one of his childish moods 483 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,150 father is in one of his childish moods because your brother michael is coming 484 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:22,160 because your brother michael is coming 485 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,790 because your brother michael is coming to stay for a few days what you're not 486 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:24,800 to stay for a few days what you're not 487 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,630 to stay for a few days what you're not serious 488 00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:26,640 serious 489 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,550 serious you see what i mean surely i think we 490 00:10:28,550 --> 00:10:28,560 you see what i mean surely i think we 491 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,310 you see what i mean surely i think we should put this to the vote 492 00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:30,320 should put this to the vote 493 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,550 should put this to the vote all those in favor of michael staying 494 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:32,560 all those in favor of michael staying 495 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:39,030 all those in favor of michael staying somewhere else raise their hands 496 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:39,040 497 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,110 when you two start paying rent around 498 00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:41,120 when you two start paying rent around 499 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,350 when you two start paying rent around here then we can start voting don't we 500 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:43,360 here then we can start voting don't we 501 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,670 here then we can start voting don't we have any say as a matter of fact you do 502 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:45,680 have any say as a matter of fact you do 503 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,269 have any say as a matter of fact you do i should think so too 504 00:10:47,269 --> 00:10:47,279 i should think so too 505 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:48,949 i should think so too you can decide which of you gives up 506 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:48,959 you can decide which of you gives up 507 00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:51,430 you can decide which of you gives up your room for your big brother what 508 00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:51,440 your room for your big brother what 509 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,710 your room for your big brother what when it ain't gonna be me and it's 510 00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:52,720 when it ain't gonna be me and it's 511 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,630 when it ain't gonna be me and it's definitely not gonna be me well then i 512 00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:54,640 definitely not gonna be me well then i 513 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,310 definitely not gonna be me well then i suppose it's gotta be me 514 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:56,320 suppose it's gotta be me 515 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,150 suppose it's gotta be me i'll go and stay by poof bye i'll just 516 00:10:58,150 --> 00:10:58,160 i'll go and stay by poof bye i'll just 517 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,069 i'll go and stay by poof bye i'll just go and park desmond you don't have a 518 00:11:00,069 --> 00:11:00,079 go and park desmond you don't have a 519 00:11:00,079 --> 00:11:03,750 go and park desmond you don't have a room to give up 520 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:03,760 521 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,030 it's got to be sean cause he's the 522 00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:05,040 it's got to be sean cause he's the 523 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,710 it's got to be sean cause he's the youngest that's not fair i'm always the 524 00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:06,720 youngest that's not fair i'm always the 525 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,990 youngest that's not fair i'm always the youngest why can't gloria be the 526 00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:08,000 youngest why can't gloria be the 527 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,829 youngest why can't gloria be the youngest for a change 528 00:11:09,829 --> 00:11:09,839 youngest for a change 529 00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:12,630 youngest for a change because that's stupid i'm older than you 530 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:12,640 because that's stupid i'm older than you 531 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,870 because that's stupid i'm older than you a mere technicality no it isn't yes it 532 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:14,880 a mere technicality no it isn't yes it 533 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,829 a mere technicality no it isn't yes it is 534 00:11:15,829 --> 00:11:15,839 is 535 00:11:15,839 --> 00:11:18,310 is oh shut up 536 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:18,320 oh shut up 537 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:21,670 oh shut up sean you sleep on the couch see oh mom 538 00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:21,680 sean you sleep on the couch see oh mom 539 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,509 sean you sleep on the couch see oh mom it wasn't raised voices i heard was it 540 00:11:23,509 --> 00:11:23,519 it wasn't raised voices i heard was it 541 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:25,269 it wasn't raised voices i heard was it oh my god 542 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:25,279 oh my god 543 00:11:25,279 --> 00:11:28,230 oh my god you're early hello mother hello 544 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:28,240 you're early hello mother hello 545 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:33,110 you're early hello mother hello everybody 546 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:33,120 547 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,230 i think i better come back when 548 00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:34,240 i think i better come back when 549 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,590 i think i better come back when everybody's in a better mood yeah in 550 00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:35,600 everybody's in a better mood yeah in 551 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,829 everybody's in a better mood yeah in about three years 552 00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:37,839 about three years 553 00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:41,509 about three years make it five yes man gloria 554 00:11:41,509 --> 00:11:41,519 make it five yes man gloria 555 00:11:41,519 --> 00:11:42,710 make it five yes man gloria maybe this isn't such a good idea 556 00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:42,720 maybe this isn't such a good idea 557 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,630 maybe this isn't such a good idea afterwards nonsense 558 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:44,640 afterwards nonsense 559 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,110 afterwards nonsense sean has just said how pleased he would 560 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:47,120 sean has just said how pleased he would 561 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,110 sean has just said how pleased he would be if you would take his room 562 00:11:49,110 --> 00:11:49,120 be if you would take his room 563 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,030 be if you would take his room sean that's very decent of you i 564 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:51,040 sean that's very decent of you i 565 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,710 sean that's very decent of you i wouldn't be putting you out oh of course 566 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:52,720 wouldn't be putting you out oh of course 567 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,310 wouldn't be putting you out oh of course not the only thing getting put out will 568 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:54,320 not the only thing getting put out will 569 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,069 not the only thing getting put out will be my back sleeping on this couch well 570 00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:56,079 be my back sleeping on this couch well 571 00:11:56,079 --> 00:11:58,629 be my back sleeping on this couch well it would be a little bit smooth for me 572 00:11:58,629 --> 00:11:58,639 it would be a little bit smooth for me 573 00:11:58,639 --> 00:12:02,310 it would be a little bit smooth for me small he couldn't get his head on it 574 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:02,320 small he couldn't get his head on it 575 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,230 small he couldn't get his head on it right everything's settled 576 00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:04,240 right everything's settled 577 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,829 right everything's settled michael you can put your things in 578 00:12:05,829 --> 00:12:05,839 michael you can put your things in 579 00:12:05,839 --> 00:12:07,350 michael you can put your things in shawn's room 580 00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:07,360 shawn's room 581 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,389 shawn's room hang on 582 00:12:08,389 --> 00:12:08,399 hang on 583 00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:09,430 hang on does that mean that this would be my 584 00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:09,440 does that mean that this would be my 585 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,910 does that mean that this would be my room while mike was staying in mine yes 586 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:11,920 room while mike was staying in mine yes 587 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,030 room while mike was staying in mine yes right then we better get the rules 588 00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:13,040 right then we better get the rules 589 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,750 right then we better get the rules sorted out rules what rules well for one 590 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:15,760 sorted out rules what rules well for one 591 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:16,790 sorted out rules what rules well for one thing i don't walk in and out of your 592 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:16,800 thing i don't walk in and out of your 593 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,870 thing i don't walk in and out of your bedroom all the time do i 594 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:18,880 bedroom all the time do i 595 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,790 bedroom all the time do i so after 10 o'clock i don't want anyone 596 00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:20,800 so after 10 o'clock i don't want anyone 597 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,110 so after 10 o'clock i don't want anyone in my bedroom without my permission 598 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:23,120 in my bedroom without my permission 599 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,269 in my bedroom without my permission oh well that seems fair no it isn't the 600 00:12:25,269 --> 00:12:25,279 oh well that seems fair no it isn't the 601 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:27,269 oh well that seems fair no it isn't the late film starts at 10 and the cricket's 602 00:12:27,269 --> 00:12:27,279 late film starts at 10 and the cricket's 603 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,269 late film starts at 10 and the cricket's on after that well it so happens that 604 00:12:29,269 --> 00:12:29,279 on after that well it so happens that 605 00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:30,389 on after that well it so happens that i've got a test first thing in the 606 00:12:30,389 --> 00:12:30,399 i've got a test first thing in the 607 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:32,150 i've got a test first thing in the morning and i fancy early night after 608 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:32,160 morning and i fancy early night after 609 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,150 morning and i fancy early night after i've done my revision in silence in my 610 00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:34,160 i've done my revision in silence in my 611 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:39,829 i've done my revision in silence in my room 612 00:12:39,829 --> 00:12:39,839 613 00:12:39,839 --> 00:12:45,720 never mind you can watch my portable 614 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:45,730 615 00:12:45,730 --> 00:13:03,590 [Music] 616 00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:03,600 617 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:13,370 uh 618 00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:13,380 619 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:16,710 [Applause] 620 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:16,720 621 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,990 sorry 622 00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:20,000 623 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,310 that the cricket no dad it's the late 624 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:22,320 that the cricket no dad it's the late 625 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,990 that the cricket no dad it's the late film look there's big arnie 626 00:13:25,990 --> 00:13:26,000 627 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,990 well he doesn't look that big to me yeah 628 00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:28,000 well he doesn't look that big to me yeah 629 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,509 well he doesn't look that big to me yeah well nothing's gonna look big on this 630 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:29,519 well nothing's gonna look big on this 631 00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:31,829 well nothing's gonna look big on this screen the size of michael's tv is in 632 00:13:31,829 --> 00:13:31,839 screen the size of michael's tv is in 633 00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:36,470 screen the size of michael's tv is in direct proportion to his brain 634 00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:36,480 635 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,829 watch that it's my watch alarm father 636 00:13:39,829 --> 00:13:39,839 watch that it's my watch alarm father 637 00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,509 watch that it's my watch alarm father time for one of these 638 00:13:41,509 --> 00:13:41,519 time for one of these 639 00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:44,870 time for one of these oh on the pill then michael 640 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:44,880 oh on the pill then michael 641 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,870 oh on the pill then michael it happens to be a vitamin pill gloria 642 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:46,880 it happens to be a vitamin pill gloria 643 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,150 it happens to be a vitamin pill gloria everything i need's in that one small 644 00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:48,160 everything i need's in that one small 645 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,870 everything i need's in that one small capsule why don't they make hotel rooms 646 00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:50,880 capsule why don't they make hotel rooms 647 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,110 capsule why don't they make hotel rooms small these days 648 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:53,120 small these days 649 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,150 small these days mother 650 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:54,160 mother 651 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,430 mother was that coffee decaf oh no i'm sorry oh 652 00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:57,440 was that coffee decaf oh no i'm sorry oh 653 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,949 was that coffee decaf oh no i'm sorry oh no coffee with caffeine now i'll never 654 00:13:58,949 --> 00:13:58,959 no coffee with caffeine now i'll never 655 00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:01,350 no coffee with caffeine now i'll never get to sleep well you should try coco 656 00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:01,360 get to sleep well you should try coco 657 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,389 get to sleep well you should try coco with toenails 658 00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:04,399 659 00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:06,310 i'm sorry we are unable to provide our 660 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:06,320 i'm sorry we are unable to provide our 661 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,580 i'm sorry we are unable to provide our usual standard of room service 662 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:10,590 usual standard of room service 663 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:17,509 usual standard of room service [Applause] 664 00:14:17,509 --> 00:14:17,519 665 00:14:17,519 --> 00:14:19,910 good lord how did i miss that 666 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:19,920 good lord how did i miss that 667 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,430 good lord how did i miss that it's something the matter michael yes 668 00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:21,440 it's something the matter michael yes 669 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,389 it's something the matter michael yes the bottom's about to fall out of guilt 670 00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:24,399 the bottom's about to fall out of guilt 671 00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:27,269 the bottom's about to fall out of guilt hi angus it's michael 672 00:14:27,269 --> 00:14:27,279 hi angus it's michael 673 00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:29,189 hi angus it's michael michael ambrose 674 00:14:29,189 --> 00:14:29,199 michael ambrose 675 00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:32,389 michael ambrose michael ambrose from the bank 676 00:14:32,389 --> 00:14:32,399 michael ambrose from the bank 677 00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:33,670 michael ambrose from the bank listen i want to move what i've gotten 678 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:33,680 listen i want to move what i've gotten 679 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,269 listen i want to move what i've gotten guilt into consolidated bonds first 680 00:14:35,269 --> 00:14:35,279 guilt into consolidated bonds first 681 00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:36,550 guilt into consolidated bonds first thing in the morning 682 00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:36,560 thing in the morning 683 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,509 thing in the morning yeah 684 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:37,519 yeah 685 00:14:37,519 --> 00:14:38,629 yeah yeah 686 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:38,639 yeah 687 00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:42,550 yeah okay yeah 688 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:42,560 689 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,030 talking about bottoms falling out would 690 00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:45,040 talking about bottoms falling out would 691 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,269 talking about bottoms falling out would you like to move yours off my leg before 692 00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:47,279 you like to move yours off my leg before 693 00:14:47,279 --> 00:14:49,670 you like to move yours off my leg before i follow could you 694 00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:49,680 i follow could you 695 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,829 i follow could you yeah and instead of moving out of guilt 696 00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:51,839 yeah and instead of moving out of guilt 697 00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:54,230 yeah and instead of moving out of guilt yeah into consolidated bonds why don't 698 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:54,240 yeah into consolidated bonds why don't 699 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,629 yeah into consolidated bonds why don't you move out of here into a hotel 700 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:56,639 you move out of here into a hotel 701 00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:59,670 you move out of here into a hotel oh stop it you too 702 00:14:59,670 --> 00:14:59,680 oh stop it you too 703 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,790 oh stop it you too i think it's lovely and cozy having us 704 00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:02,800 i think it's lovely and cozy having us 705 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,949 i think it's lovely and cozy having us all together again like this 706 00:15:04,949 --> 00:15:04,959 all together again like this 707 00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:15,910 all together again like this poor sean doesn't know what he's missing 708 00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:15,920 709 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,069 what do you mean you haven't started yet 710 00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:18,079 what do you mean you haven't started yet 711 00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:19,910 what do you mean you haven't started yet it's a one-bedroom flat mr murphy not 712 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:19,920 it's a one-bedroom flat mr murphy not 713 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,750 it's a one-bedroom flat mr murphy not windsor castle 714 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:21,760 windsor castle 715 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,110 windsor castle where could you at least get started on 716 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:23,120 where could you at least get started on 717 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,430 where could you at least get started on the bedroom 718 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:25,440 the bedroom 719 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,430 the bedroom tell charlie mr ambrose is very anxious 720 00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:27,440 tell charlie mr ambrose is very anxious 721 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,790 tell charlie mr ambrose is very anxious to return home as soon as possible and 722 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:28,800 to return home as soon as possible and 723 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,150 to return home as soon as possible and they'll be amply rewarded for their 724 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:30,160 they'll be amply rewarded for their 725 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,389 they'll be amply rewarded for their efforts oh people can't eat you know you 726 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:32,399 efforts oh people can't eat you know you 727 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,910 efforts oh people can't eat you know you know michael 728 00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:33,920 know michael 729 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,670 know michael thank you mr murphy 730 00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:35,680 thank you mr murphy 731 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,550 thank you mr murphy gloria anxious to return home are we you 732 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:38,560 gloria anxious to return home are we you 733 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:39,829 gloria anxious to return home are we you shouldn't be listening to people's 734 00:15:39,829 --> 00:15:39,839 shouldn't be listening to people's 735 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,670 shouldn't be listening to people's personal phone calls what made you come 736 00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:41,680 personal phone calls what made you come 737 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:42,949 personal phone calls what made you come here to stay instead of staying with one 738 00:15:42,949 --> 00:15:42,959 here to stay instead of staying with one 739 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:44,790 here to stay instead of staying with one of your buffy pals well actually i 740 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:44,800 of your buffy pals well actually i 741 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,230 of your buffy pals well actually i thought i don't see enough of mother 742 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:46,240 thought i don't see enough of mother 743 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,470 thought i don't see enough of mother father myself and sean none of the 744 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:48,480 father myself and sean none of the 745 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,150 father myself and sean none of the others would have you i 746 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:50,160 others would have you i 747 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,509 others would have you i i'll have you know gloria i have a large 748 00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:51,519 i'll have you know gloria i have a large 749 00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:52,710 i'll have you know gloria i have a large circle of loyal friends who'd put me up 750 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:52,720 circle of loyal friends who'd put me up 751 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,710 circle of loyal friends who'd put me up at the drop of the hat stitch you up 752 00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:54,720 at the drop of the hat stitch you up 753 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,629 at the drop of the hat stitch you up more like 754 00:15:56,629 --> 00:15:56,639 more like 755 00:15:56,639 --> 00:15:58,150 more like what about patricia why don't you stay 756 00:15:58,150 --> 00:15:58,160 what about patricia why don't you stay 757 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,389 what about patricia why don't you stay with her patricia and i have always had 758 00:16:00,389 --> 00:16:00,399 with her patricia and i have always had 759 00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:01,670 with her patricia and i have always had the understanding we do not live 760 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:01,680 the understanding we do not live 761 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,069 the understanding we do not live together smart girl 762 00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:04,079 together smart girl 763 00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:05,829 together smart girl about your other lady friends then 764 00:16:05,829 --> 00:16:05,839 about your other lady friends then 765 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,269 about your other lady friends then little black book getting a bit thin 766 00:16:07,269 --> 00:16:07,279 little black book getting a bit thin 767 00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:08,710 little black book getting a bit thin these days 768 00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:08,720 these days 769 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,310 these days i'll show you gloria no problems in that 770 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:10,320 i'll show you gloria no problems in that 771 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,710 i'll show you gloria no problems in that department 772 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:12,720 department 773 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:17,189 department what about big stephanie 774 00:16:17,189 --> 00:16:17,199 775 00:16:17,199 --> 00:16:19,590 she looks like she's got plenty of room 776 00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:19,600 she looks like she's got plenty of room 777 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:23,509 she looks like she's got plenty of room oh there's always evangeline 778 00:16:23,509 --> 00:16:23,519 779 00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:25,509 little sister this was and always will 780 00:16:25,509 --> 00:16:25,519 little sister this was and always will 781 00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:33,430 little sister this was and always will be my first choice 782 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:33,440 783 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,189 and where's the first place he thinks to 784 00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:35,199 and where's the first place he thinks to 785 00:16:35,199 --> 00:16:37,189 and where's the first place he thinks to stay to the place with the least space 786 00:16:37,189 --> 00:16:37,199 stay to the place with the least space 787 00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:39,350 stay to the place with the least space in tecum i had to cure from half past 788 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:39,360 in tecum i had to cure from half past 789 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,790 in tecum i had to cure from half past six this morning to get into my own 790 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:40,800 six this morning to get into my own 791 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,949 six this morning to get into my own bathroom i'm gonna finally came along to 792 00:16:42,949 --> 00:16:42,959 bathroom i'm gonna finally came along to 793 00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:44,870 bathroom i'm gonna finally came along to breakfast i had to wait till shirley had 794 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:44,880 breakfast i had to wait till shirley had 795 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,710 breakfast i had to wait till shirley had finished making michael's well it didn't 796 00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:46,720 finished making michael's well it didn't 797 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,110 finished making michael's well it didn't take long to pour out his muesli no it 798 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:49,120 take long to pour out his muesli no it 799 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,870 take long to pour out his muesli no it was a spanish omelette that took the 800 00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:50,880 was a spanish omelette that took the 801 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,790 was a spanish omelette that took the time and the tree wrongs are tossed 802 00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:52,800 time and the tree wrongs are tossed 803 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,189 time and the tree wrongs are tossed charlie you must wear yourself out sit 804 00:16:55,189 --> 00:16:55,199 charlie you must wear yourself out sit 805 00:16:55,199 --> 00:16:57,430 charlie you must wear yourself out sit down man 806 00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:57,440 down man 807 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:00,150 down man put your feet up 808 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:00,160 put your feet up 809 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,269 put your feet up any chance for another cup of tea 810 00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:03,279 any chance for another cup of tea 811 00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:05,909 any chance for another cup of tea that would be nice 812 00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:05,919 that would be nice 813 00:17:05,919 --> 00:17:07,829 that would be nice ouch 814 00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:07,839 ouch 815 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:09,669 ouch maybe michael could come and stay by you 816 00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:09,679 maybe michael could come and stay by you 817 00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:11,590 maybe michael could come and stay by you pogba that's when i would be only too 818 00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:11,600 pogba that's when i would be only too 819 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,590 pogba that's when i would be only too happy to relieve you of your burden but 820 00:17:13,590 --> 00:17:13,600 happy to relieve you of your burden but 821 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,750 happy to relieve you of your burden but i've got a drip in my ceiling there's a 822 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:15,760 i've got a drip in my ceiling there's a 823 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,750 i've got a drip in my ceiling there's a great big bulge in the plast uh it's 824 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:17,760 great big bulge in the plast uh it's 825 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,350 great big bulge in the plast uh it's hanging down and the whole thing can go 826 00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:19,360 hanging down and the whole thing can go 827 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,909 hanging down and the whole thing can go at any time morning talking of things 828 00:17:21,909 --> 00:17:21,919 at any time morning talking of things 829 00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:24,309 at any time morning talking of things that could go at any time 830 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:24,319 that could go at any time 831 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,429 that could go at any time michael 832 00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:25,439 michael 833 00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:26,789 michael you've got all the things are left out 834 00:17:26,789 --> 00:17:26,799 you've got all the things are left out 835 00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:28,309 you've got all the things are left out for you your sandwiches and your clean 836 00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:28,319 for you your sandwiches and your clean 837 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:30,789 for you your sandwiches and your clean handkerchief yes mother by the end of 838 00:17:30,789 --> 00:17:30,799 handkerchief yes mother by the end of 839 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,549 handkerchief yes mother by the end of the week she'll be changing his nappies 840 00:17:32,549 --> 00:17:32,559 the week she'll be changing his nappies 841 00:17:32,559 --> 00:17:33,750 the week she'll be changing his nappies again 842 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:33,760 again 843 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,190 again i'm cooking your favorite for dinner 844 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:35,200 i'm cooking your favorite for dinner 845 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,270 i'm cooking your favorite for dinner tonight spicy chicken with dumplings 846 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:37,280 tonight spicy chicken with dumplings 847 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,590 tonight spicy chicken with dumplings delicious mm-hmm i'll be home around a 848 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:39,600 delicious mm-hmm i'll be home around a 849 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,430 delicious mm-hmm i'll be home around a bad head i've got a squash match 850 00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:41,440 bad head i've got a squash match 851 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,070 bad head i've got a squash match who's honest about spicy chicken today's 852 00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:44,080 who's honest about spicy chicken today's 853 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,990 who's honest about spicy chicken today's tuesday we should be having fish well 854 00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:46,000 tuesday we should be having fish well 855 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,830 tuesday we should be having fish well you are michael's having to check in you 856 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:47,840 you are michael's having to check in you 857 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,750 you are michael's having to check in you know you can't stand fish bones 858 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:49,760 know you can't stand fish bones 859 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,029 know you can't stand fish bones sounds like it's michael getting the 860 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:51,039 sounds like it's michael getting the 861 00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,950 sounds like it's michael getting the star treatment round here this well this 862 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:52,960 star treatment round here this well this 863 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,510 star treatment round here this well this is only fitting in my family back home 864 00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:55,520 is only fitting in my family back home 865 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,110 is only fitting in my family back home when the elder son returns like the 866 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:57,120 when the elder son returns like the 867 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:00,150 when the elder son returns like the prodigal son we celebrate in a big way 868 00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:00,160 prodigal son we celebrate in a big way 869 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,870 prodigal son we celebrate in a big way what roasted fatty calf or something yes 870 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:02,880 what roasted fatty calf or something yes 871 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,630 what roasted fatty calf or something yes it's a cause for much rejoicing and 872 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:04,640 it's a cause for much rejoicing and 873 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,110 it's a cause for much rejoicing and happiness except for the fatty calf 874 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:07,120 happiness except for the fatty calf 875 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,110 happiness except for the fatty calf would have a party and all the 876 00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:09,120 would have a party and all the 877 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,789 would have a party and all the neighborhood would attend well you've 878 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:10,799 neighborhood would attend well you've 879 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,549 neighborhood would attend well you've got a spicy chicken dessert only needs 880 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:12,559 got a spicy chicken dessert only needs 881 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,310 got a spicy chicken dessert only needs the rest of picking a show up all they 882 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:14,320 the rest of picking a show up all they 883 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,909 the rest of picking a show up all they need for you is to shut up and to cut 884 00:18:15,909 --> 00:18:15,919 need for you is to shut up and to cut 885 00:18:15,919 --> 00:18:17,510 need for you is to shut up and to cut that man's hair 886 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:17,520 that man's hair 887 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,190 that man's hair then why don't you put up michael for a 888 00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:19,200 then why don't you put up michael for a 889 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,390 then why don't you put up michael for a few days and the two of you can 890 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:20,400 few days and the two of you can 891 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,510 few days and the two of you can celebrate together well unfortunately as 892 00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:23,520 celebrate together well unfortunately as 893 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,430 celebrate together well unfortunately as you know i have only one bathroom and 894 00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:25,440 you know i have only one bathroom and 895 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,830 you know i have only one bathroom and i'm not prepared to share 896 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:26,840 i'm not prepared to share 897 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,710 i'm not prepared to share it i'm not prepared to share my part of 898 00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:28,720 it i'm not prepared to share my part of 899 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,390 it i'm not prepared to share my part of the bench 900 00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:30,400 the bench 901 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,230 the bench you africans you're not the largest 902 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:32,240 you africans you're not the largest 903 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,909 you africans you're not the largest continent in the world to sit around and 904 00:18:33,909 --> 00:18:33,919 continent in the world to sit around and 905 00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:38,470 continent in the world to sit around and you have to come underneath the peckham 906 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:38,480 907 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,029 so much for a man having his own space 908 00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:41,039 so much for a man having his own space 909 00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:42,630 so much for a man having his own space soon i'll be sleeping in the barber's 910 00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:42,640 soon i'll be sleeping in the barber's 911 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,870 soon i'll be sleeping in the barber's chair is the only place i can find any 912 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:44,880 chair is the only place i can find any 913 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,950 chair is the only place i can find any space around there anymore come on the 914 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:46,960 space around there anymore come on the 915 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:47,990 space around there anymore come on the man 916 00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:48,000 man 917 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,190 man who are you coming here man hi everybody 918 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:51,200 who are you coming here man hi everybody 919 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,190 who are you coming here man hi everybody cheers gloria 920 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:53,200 cheers gloria 921 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,789 cheers gloria michael's forgotten his sandwiches pop 922 00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:54,799 michael's forgotten his sandwiches pop 923 00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:56,470 michael's forgotten his sandwiches pop them into the bank for him oh mom do i 924 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:56,480 them into the bank for him oh mom do i 925 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,549 them into the bank for him oh mom do i have to do as your mother says gloria 926 00:18:58,549 --> 00:18:58,559 have to do as your mother says gloria 927 00:18:58,559 --> 00:19:00,390 have to do as your mother says gloria you don't want michael fading away from 928 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:00,400 you don't want michael fading away from 929 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,789 you don't want michael fading away from lack of food now do you what michael the 930 00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:02,799 lack of food now do you what michael the 931 00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:06,520 lack of food now do you what michael the man man in fat chance 932 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:06,530 man man in fat chance 933 00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:11,750 man man in fat chance [Laughter] 934 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:11,760 [Laughter] 935 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,310 [Laughter] so how are things going at home very 936 00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:14,320 so how are things going at home very 937 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,909 so how are things going at home very well indeed mandy i wouldn't believe how 938 00:19:15,909 --> 00:19:15,919 well indeed mandy i wouldn't believe how 939 00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:17,669 well indeed mandy i wouldn't believe how close our family is oh i always thought 940 00:19:17,669 --> 00:19:17,679 close our family is oh i always thought 941 00:19:17,679 --> 00:19:20,789 close our family is oh i always thought things were a bit strained not at all 942 00:19:20,789 --> 00:19:20,799 things were a bit strained not at all 943 00:19:20,799 --> 00:19:22,150 things were a bit strained not at all sean for instance even offered to give 944 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:22,160 sean for instance even offered to give 945 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,630 sean for instance even offered to give up his room for me and gloria 946 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:24,640 up his room for me and gloria 947 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:25,909 up his room for me and gloria well gloria and i have always been 948 00:19:25,909 --> 00:19:25,919 well gloria and i have always been 949 00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:27,990 well gloria and i have always been devoted to each other 950 00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:28,000 devoted to each other 951 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,830 devoted to each other really yes i have a very special 952 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:29,840 really yes i have a very special 953 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,350 really yes i have a very special relationship with my family it gets 954 00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:31,360 relationship with my family it gets 955 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:36,310 relationship with my family it gets better as the years go by 956 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:36,320 957 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,710 listen you ungrateful puppy pillock if 958 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:38,720 listen you ungrateful puppy pillock if 959 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,390 listen you ungrateful puppy pillock if [\h__\h] put the cracker door to 960 00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:40,400 [\h__\h] put the cracker door to 961 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,190 [\h__\h] put the cracker door to panda to your whims make your sandwiches 962 00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:43,200 panda to your whims make your sandwiches 963 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,630 panda to your whims make your sandwiches you could at least engage your brain in 964 00:19:44,630 --> 00:19:44,640 you could at least engage your brain in 965 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,230 you could at least engage your brain in the morning and take them with you here 966 00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:46,240 the morning and take them with you here 967 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,310 the morning and take them with you here i'll be a choke 968 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:48,320 i'll be a choke 969 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:53,710 i'll be a choke all right mandy 970 00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:53,720 971 00:19:53,720 --> 00:20:02,110 [Applause] 972 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:02,120 973 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,750 oh 974 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:03,760 oh 975 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:31,350 oh my god 976 00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:31,360 977 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,350 but you two think you're going i've had 978 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:33,360 but you two think you're going i've had 979 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,789 but you two think you're going i've had enough mom 980 00:20:34,789 --> 00:20:34,799 enough mom 981 00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,390 enough mom sean's going to gary for a few days and 982 00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:36,400 sean's going to gary for a few days and 983 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,909 sean's going to gary for a few days and i'm going to stay with louise i was late 984 00:20:37,909 --> 00:20:37,919 i'm going to stay with louise i was late 985 00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:39,350 i'm going to stay with louise i was late for school this morning yeah and i just 986 00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:39,360 for school this morning yeah and i just 987 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,950 for school this morning yeah and i just got to my first tutorial but it's going 988 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:40,960 got to my first tutorial but it's going 989 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,710 got to my first tutorial but it's going to be teeth well we can't have their 990 00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:42,720 to be teeth well we can't have their 991 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,909 to be teeth well we can't have their education being interrupted okay 992 00:20:45,909 --> 00:20:45,919 education being interrupted okay 993 00:20:45,919 --> 00:20:47,510 education being interrupted okay just as long as their parents say it's 994 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:47,520 just as long as their parents say it's 995 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:52,470 just as long as their parents say it's okay it's no problem see you later 996 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:52,480 997 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,510 well 998 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:53,520 well 999 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,430 well now you've only got michael to get in 1000 00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:55,440 now you've only got michael to get in 1001 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,270 now you've only got michael to get in your way michael and i could get in each 1002 00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:57,280 your way michael and i could get in each 1003 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,549 your way michael and i could get in each other's way on a football pitch 1004 00:21:00,549 --> 00:21:00,559 other's way on a football pitch 1005 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,230 other's way on a football pitch we needn't worry about that any longer 1006 00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:02,240 we needn't worry about that any longer 1007 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,710 we needn't worry about that any longer i'm moving back to my flat michael it's 1008 00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:04,720 i'm moving back to my flat michael it's 1009 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,149 i'm moving back to my flat michael it's not that i haven't enjoyed staying here 1010 00:21:06,149 --> 00:21:06,159 not that i haven't enjoyed staying here 1011 00:21:06,159 --> 00:21:09,510 not that i haven't enjoyed staying here but 1012 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:09,520 1013 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,950 these decorators of mine are only going 1014 00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:10,960 these decorators of mine are only going 1015 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,149 these decorators of mine are only going to finish the job if i'm there to 1016 00:21:12,149 --> 00:21:12,159 to finish the job if i'm there to 1017 00:21:12,159 --> 00:21:14,310 to finish the job if i'm there to supervise i better get back can i give 1018 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:14,320 supervise i better get back can i give 1019 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,390 supervise i better get back can i give you a hug with anything but 1020 00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:16,400 you a hug with anything but 1021 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,470 you a hug with anything but taxis 1022 00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:18,480 taxis 1023 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,390 taxis if you're sure it's for the best yes i'm 1024 00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:20,400 if you're sure it's for the best yes i'm 1025 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,110 if you're sure it's for the best yes i'm sure it is 1026 00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:23,120 1027 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,990 thanks for everything 1028 00:21:25,990 --> 00:21:26,000 1029 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,390 i'll found you 1030 00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:28,400 i'll found you 1031 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:49,430 i'll found you and then there were two 1032 00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:49,440 1033 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,190 do you want some more tea desmond the 1034 00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:51,200 do you want some more tea desmond the 1035 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:56,230 do you want some more tea desmond the last cup isn't cold yet 1036 00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:56,240 1037 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,549 maybe i could bake something well 1038 00:21:58,549 --> 00:21:58,559 maybe i could bake something well 1039 00:21:58,559 --> 00:22:03,990 maybe i could bake something well there's no one to eat it 1040 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:04,000 1041 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,830 in a few years tommy gonna be like this 1042 00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:05,840 in a few years tommy gonna be like this 1043 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,149 in a few years tommy gonna be like this every night they all have to leave home 1044 00:22:08,149 --> 00:22:08,159 every night they all have to leave home 1045 00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:09,750 every night they all have to leave home eventually 1046 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:09,760 eventually 1047 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,590 eventually you know what they said you don't know 1048 00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:11,600 you know what they said you don't know 1049 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,950 you know what they said you don't know what you got until you haven't got it 1050 00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:12,960 what you got until you haven't got it 1051 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:13,990 what you got until you haven't got it anymore 1052 00:22:13,990 --> 00:22:14,000 anymore 1053 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,230 anymore we'll be all right as long as we have 1054 00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:16,240 we'll be all right as long as we have 1055 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,230 we'll be all right as long as we have each other and they come to visit except 1056 00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:18,240 each other and they come to visit except 1057 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:23,990 each other and they come to visit except michael 1058 00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:24,000 1059 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,430 would you like a game of dominoes no 1060 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:27,440 would you like a game of dominoes no 1061 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:34,470 would you like a game of dominoes no is it because i beat you last time 1062 00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:34,480 1063 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,310 i think i'll pop around and see beverly 1064 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:36,320 i think i'll pop around and see beverly 1065 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,070 i think i'll pop around and see beverly surely why don't you relax and take it 1066 00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:38,080 surely why don't you relax and take it 1067 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,070 surely why don't you relax and take it easy we haven't had any peace in here 1068 00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:40,080 easy we haven't had any peace in here 1069 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,590 easy we haven't had any peace in here for the last week 1070 00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:41,600 for the last week 1071 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,830 for the last week i like it that way and i like it this 1072 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:43,840 i like it that way and i like it this 1073 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,130 i like it that way and i like it this way 1074 00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:46,140 1075 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:52,149 [Music] 1076 00:22:52,149 --> 00:22:52,159 [Music] 1077 00:22:52,159 --> 00:22:54,710 [Music] ambrose residents desmond ambrose 1078 00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:54,720 ambrose residents desmond ambrose 1079 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,070 ambrose residents desmond ambrose speaking 1080 00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:56,080 speaking 1081 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,230 speaking a reverse charge call from peckham it 1082 00:22:58,230 --> 00:22:58,240 a reverse charge call from peckham it 1083 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,590 a reverse charge call from peckham it could be one of the children maybe 1084 00:22:59,590 --> 00:22:59,600 could be one of the children maybe 1085 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,110 could be one of the children maybe something's gone all right all right 1086 00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:01,120 something's gone all right all right 1087 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,710 something's gone all right all right i'll take the call 1088 00:23:02,710 --> 00:23:02,720 i'll take the call 1089 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,149 i'll take the call hello desmond it's me popeye why what's 1090 00:23:06,149 --> 00:23:06,159 hello desmond it's me popeye why what's 1091 00:23:06,159 --> 00:23:08,390 hello desmond it's me popeye why what's the matter you know that drip my ceiling 1092 00:23:08,390 --> 00:23:08,400 the matter you know that drip my ceiling 1093 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,590 the matter you know that drip my ceiling caved in the whole flat is flooded hello 1094 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:11,600 caved in the whole flat is flooded hello 1095 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,270 caved in the whole flat is flooded hello i wonder if i could sleep in the shop 1096 00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:13,280 i wonder if i could sleep in the shop 1097 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,110 i wonder if i could sleep in the shop pogba i wouldn't hear of it 1098 00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:15,120 pogba i wouldn't hear of it 1099 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,029 pogba i wouldn't hear of it uh i won't make any noise i'll even 1100 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:17,039 uh i won't make any noise i'll even 1101 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:18,390 uh i won't make any noise i'll even sleep on the bench with the lumpy 1102 00:23:18,390 --> 00:23:18,400 sleep on the bench with the lumpy 1103 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,310 sleep on the bench with the lumpy stuffing 1104 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:20,320 stuffing 1105 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,390 stuffing hello hello hey you won't even know i'm 1106 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:22,400 hello hello hey you won't even know i'm 1107 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:26,310 hello hello hey you won't even know i'm there pogba hello come over here 1108 00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:26,320 there pogba hello come over here 1109 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,149 there pogba hello come over here you can have shawn's room a glorious 1110 00:23:28,149 --> 00:23:28,159 you can have shawn's room a glorious 1111 00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:30,549 you can have shawn's room a glorious room or we have a very comfortable city 1112 00:23:30,549 --> 00:23:30,559 room or we have a very comfortable city 1113 00:23:30,559 --> 00:23:32,789 room or we have a very comfortable city oh there's one you and shirley are true 1114 00:23:32,789 --> 00:23:32,799 oh there's one you and shirley are true 1115 00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:35,190 oh there's one you and shirley are true friends i think nothing of it we'd love 1116 00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:35,200 friends i think nothing of it we'd love 1117 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,669 friends i think nothing of it we'd love to have you tell him i hope he's hungry 1118 00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:37,679 to have you tell him i hope he's hungry 1119 00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:39,350 to have you tell him i hope he's hungry there's only one thing popeye what's 1120 00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:39,360 there's only one thing popeye what's 1121 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,230 there's only one thing popeye what's that 1122 00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:40,240 that 1123 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,909 that if you go in the bathroom before me in 1124 00:23:41,909 --> 00:23:41,919 if you go in the bathroom before me in 1125 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:43,909 if you go in the bathroom before me in the morning i'll never speak to you 1126 00:23:43,909 --> 00:23:43,919 the morning i'll never speak to you 1127 00:23:43,919 --> 00:23:49,990 the morning i'll never speak to you again 1128 00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:50,000 1129 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,570 hmm 1130 00:23:51,570 --> 00:23:51,580 hmm 1131 00:23:51,580 --> 00:24:11,830 hmm [Music] 1132 00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:11,840 1133 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,919 you