1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:12,880 paper was light gold in medieval times 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:12,890 3 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:17,189 [Music] 4 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:17,199 5 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:20,880 oh no tobacco sugar 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:20,890 oh no tobacco sugar 7 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:23,109 oh no tobacco sugar [Music] 8 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:23,119 [Music] 9 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:25,109 [Music] that everything we thought we knew about 10 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:25,119 that everything we thought we knew about 11 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:26,150 that everything we thought we knew about the world 12 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:26,160 the world 13 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:34,680 the world might turn out to be completely wrong 14 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:34,690 15 00:00:34,690 --> 00:00:53,830 [Music] 16 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:53,840 17 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:58,069 is over 18 00:00:58,069 --> 00:00:58,079 19 00:00:58,079 --> 00:01:05,470 let's keep the music 20 00:01:05,470 --> 00:01:05,480 21 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:20,469 [Music] 22 00:01:20,469 --> 00:01:20,479 23 00:01:20,479 --> 00:01:24,230 the end 24 00:01:24,230 --> 00:01:24,240 25 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:34,870 is that it 26 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:34,880 27 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:38,710 surely are you awake no 28 00:01:38,710 --> 00:01:38,720 29 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,510 why not because i'm asleep desmond i'm 30 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:41,520 why not because i'm asleep desmond i'm 31 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,310 why not because i'm asleep desmond i'm not 32 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:42,320 not 33 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:43,830 not i know 34 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:43,840 i know 35 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,590 i know i can't sleep 36 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:45,600 i can't sleep 37 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,069 i can't sleep it's typical of you isn't it 38 00:01:48,069 --> 00:01:48,079 it's typical of you isn't it 39 00:01:48,079 --> 00:01:50,149 it's typical of you isn't it just because you can't sleep i am not 40 00:01:50,149 --> 00:01:50,159 just because you can't sleep i am not 41 00:01:50,159 --> 00:01:51,910 just because you can't sleep i am not allowed to 42 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:51,920 allowed to 43 00:01:51,920 --> 00:02:00,550 allowed to men 44 00:02:00,550 --> 00:02:00,560 45 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,830 why can't you sleep darling 46 00:02:03,830 --> 00:02:03,840 why can't you sleep darling 47 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,109 why can't you sleep darling i don't know 48 00:02:05,109 --> 00:02:05,119 i don't know 49 00:02:05,119 --> 00:02:07,670 i don't know i've been like this for a few weeks now 50 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:07,680 i've been like this for a few weeks now 51 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,990 i've been like this for a few weeks now well all i can say desmond is get used 52 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:10,000 well all i can say desmond is get used 53 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,550 well all i can say desmond is get used to it you know what is it the older you 54 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:12,560 to it you know what is it the older you 55 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,030 to it you know what is it the older you get the less sleep you need 56 00:02:15,030 --> 00:02:15,040 get the less sleep you need 57 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,710 get the less sleep you need good night 58 00:02:18,710 --> 00:02:18,720 59 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,630 so you think i'm getting old 60 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:20,640 so you think i'm getting old 61 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,229 so you think i'm getting old well you're older than me and i'm no 62 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:22,239 well you're older than me and i'm no 63 00:02:22,239 --> 00:02:25,270 well you're older than me and i'm no spring chicken 64 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:25,280 65 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,790 i could still put this spring in your 66 00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:26,800 i could still put this spring in your 67 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:30,710 i could still put this spring in your step not tonight a desmond 68 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:30,720 step not tonight a desmond 69 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,949 step not tonight a desmond i'm tired 70 00:02:34,949 --> 00:02:34,959 71 00:02:34,959 --> 00:02:38,630 so you think i'm getting old 72 00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:38,640 73 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:41,830 sorry 74 00:02:41,830 --> 00:02:41,840 75 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,949 i didn't mean to say that 76 00:02:44,949 --> 00:02:44,959 i didn't mean to say that 77 00:02:44,959 --> 00:02:47,990 i didn't mean to say that it it might be stress 78 00:02:47,990 --> 00:02:48,000 it it might be stress 79 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,150 it it might be stress i mean you have been working very hard 80 00:02:50,150 --> 00:02:50,160 i mean you have been working very hard 81 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,869 i mean you have been working very hard recently yes i've been busy all 82 00:02:52,869 --> 00:02:52,879 recently yes i've been busy all 83 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:56,390 recently yes i've been busy all afternoon one day last week 84 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:56,400 afternoon one day last week 85 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,670 afternoon one day last week perhaps you should go and see dr 86 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:57,680 perhaps you should go and see dr 87 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,949 perhaps you should go and see dr patricia 88 00:02:58,949 --> 00:02:58,959 patricia 89 00:02:58,959 --> 00:03:00,630 patricia hmm 90 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:00,640 hmm 91 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,309 hmm perhaps you should 92 00:03:02,309 --> 00:03:02,319 perhaps you should 93 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:06,390 perhaps you should goodnight love 94 00:03:06,390 --> 00:03:06,400 95 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:12,470 good night love 96 00:03:12,470 --> 00:03:12,480 97 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,390 so you really think i'm getting old do 98 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:14,400 so you really think i'm getting old do 99 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,750 so you really think i'm getting old do you 100 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:15,760 you 101 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:20,390 you yes do 102 00:03:20,390 --> 00:03:20,400 103 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,949 what seems to be the problem desmond 104 00:03:22,949 --> 00:03:22,959 what seems to be the problem desmond 105 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:25,430 what seems to be the problem desmond surely says i'm getting old 106 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:25,440 surely says i'm getting old 107 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:26,470 surely says i'm getting old yes 108 00:03:26,470 --> 00:03:26,480 yes 109 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,470 yes yes 110 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:28,480 yes 111 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:29,910 yes well i haven't been sleeping too well at 112 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:29,920 well i haven't been sleeping too well at 113 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,470 well i haven't been sleeping too well at night lately any particular reason for 114 00:03:32,470 --> 00:03:32,480 night lately any particular reason for 115 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,229 night lately any particular reason for this if i knew the reason i wouldn't be 116 00:03:34,229 --> 00:03:34,239 this if i knew the reason i wouldn't be 117 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:35,270 this if i knew the reason i wouldn't be here 118 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:35,280 here 119 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,030 here just slip your jumper off 120 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:37,040 just slip your jumper off 121 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:37,910 just slip your jumper off oh 122 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:37,920 oh 123 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,589 oh i'm not sure michael would approve of 124 00:03:39,589 --> 00:03:39,599 i'm not sure michael would approve of 125 00:03:39,599 --> 00:03:53,910 i'm not sure michael would approve of your dressing off 126 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:53,920 127 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,509 never been doctored by a young lady 128 00:03:55,509 --> 00:03:55,519 never been doctored by a young lady 129 00:03:55,519 --> 00:03:57,429 never been doctored by a young lady before 130 00:03:57,429 --> 00:03:57,439 before 131 00:03:57,439 --> 00:04:02,949 before are your movements regular oh 132 00:04:02,949 --> 00:04:02,959 133 00:04:02,959 --> 00:04:04,630 look man just give me some sleeping 134 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:04,640 look man just give me some sleeping 135 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,390 look man just give me some sleeping pills i'll get some sleep i'll be out 136 00:04:06,390 --> 00:04:06,400 pills i'll get some sleep i'll be out 137 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,390 pills i'll get some sleep i'll be out here here and everybody will be happy 138 00:04:08,390 --> 00:04:08,400 here here and everybody will be happy 139 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,990 here here and everybody will be happy i'm not one of these prescription 140 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:10,000 i'm not one of these prescription 141 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,070 i'm not one of these prescription doctors desmond 142 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:12,080 doctors desmond 143 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,270 doctors desmond when was the last time you did some 144 00:04:13,270 --> 00:04:13,280 when was the last time you did some 145 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,910 when was the last time you did some exercise exercise what's that got to do 146 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:15,920 exercise exercise what's that got to do 147 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,909 exercise exercise what's that got to do with sleeping a lot 148 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:17,919 with sleeping a lot 149 00:04:17,919 --> 00:04:21,509 with sleeping a lot i'll just check your blood pressure 150 00:04:21,509 --> 00:04:21,519 i'll just check your blood pressure 151 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:23,110 i'll just check your blood pressure i'm not suggesting anything too 152 00:04:23,110 --> 00:04:23,120 i'm not suggesting anything too 153 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,150 i'm not suggesting anything too strenuous because you're not that young 154 00:04:26,150 --> 00:04:26,160 strenuous because you're not that young 155 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,230 strenuous because you're not that young what i mean is you need to stimulate the 156 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:28,240 what i mean is you need to stimulate the 157 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,469 what i mean is you need to stimulate the body get the blood circulating so the 158 00:04:30,469 --> 00:04:30,479 body get the blood circulating so the 159 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:32,390 body get the blood circulating so the body feels naturally tired at the end of 160 00:04:32,390 --> 00:04:32,400 body feels naturally tired at the end of 161 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,790 body feels naturally tired at the end of the day 162 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:34,800 the day 163 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,790 the day some light jogging to start with or a 164 00:04:36,790 --> 00:04:36,800 some light jogging to start with or a 165 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,629 some light jogging to start with or a brisk walk after the evening meal that 166 00:04:38,629 --> 00:04:38,639 brisk walk after the evening meal that 167 00:04:38,639 --> 00:04:40,710 brisk walk after the evening meal that should sort you out yes 168 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:40,720 should sort you out yes 169 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:46,550 should sort you out yes do an early grave 170 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:46,560 171 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:50,790 what's happening desmond 172 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:50,800 173 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:54,710 desmond this is doreen ah linda 174 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:54,720 desmond this is doreen ah linda 175 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:59,590 desmond this is doreen ah linda uh 176 00:04:59,590 --> 00:04:59,600 177 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,189 so what's the matter desmond the old 178 00:05:01,189 --> 00:05:01,199 so what's the matter desmond the old 179 00:05:01,199 --> 00:05:03,270 so what's the matter desmond the old pacemaker gave me a hard time 180 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:03,280 pacemaker gave me a hard time 181 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,950 pacemaker gave me a hard time looks like his eyes should be asking you 182 00:05:04,950 --> 00:05:04,960 looks like his eyes should be asking you 183 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,390 looks like his eyes should be asking you the same question 184 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:06,400 the same question 185 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,870 the same question me i never felt better you see these 186 00:05:08,870 --> 00:05:08,880 me i never felt better you see these 187 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,430 me i never felt better you see these trainers it's them that put the string 188 00:05:11,430 --> 00:05:11,440 trainers it's them that put the string 189 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,990 trainers it's them that put the string in my step oh i thought it was dorina 190 00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:14,000 in my step oh i thought it was dorina 191 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,110 in my step oh i thought it was dorina linda uh julie it is it is her that 192 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:17,120 linda uh julie it is it is her that 193 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,510 linda uh julie it is it is her that bought them for me 194 00:05:19,510 --> 00:05:19,520 bought them for me 195 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,950 bought them for me you hit the path 196 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:20,960 you hit the path 197 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,790 you hit the path you want to catch a 36 198 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:22,800 you want to catch a 36 199 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,050 you want to catch a 36 yes quick 200 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:26,060 yes quick 201 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:32,280 yes quick [Music] 202 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:32,290 203 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:41,029 [Music] 204 00:05:41,029 --> 00:05:41,039 205 00:05:41,039 --> 00:05:43,029 ladies and gentlemen 206 00:05:43,029 --> 00:05:43,039 ladies and gentlemen 207 00:05:43,039 --> 00:05:44,469 ladies and gentlemen colleagues 208 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:44,479 colleagues 209 00:05:44,479 --> 00:05:46,469 colleagues what can i say this promotion has come 210 00:05:46,469 --> 00:05:46,479 what can i say this promotion has come 211 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,390 what can i say this promotion has come as a complete surprise 212 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:48,400 as a complete surprise 213 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:55,029 as a complete surprise it's true that over the years 214 00:05:55,029 --> 00:05:55,039 215 00:05:55,039 --> 00:05:56,309 you are not the only one i have to tend 216 00:05:56,309 --> 00:05:56,319 you are not the only one i have to tend 217 00:05:56,319 --> 00:05:58,150 you are not the only one i have to tend to in this boy's brigade i do have other 218 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:58,160 to in this boy's brigade i do have other 219 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,270 to in this boy's brigade i do have other work to do 220 00:05:59,270 --> 00:05:59,280 work to do 221 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,950 work to do has philip been given your grief again 222 00:06:00,950 --> 00:06:00,960 has philip been given your grief again 223 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:04,950 has philip been given your grief again no not really sir well only now and then 224 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:04,960 no not really sir well only now and then 225 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,670 no not really sir well only now and then just now actually 226 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:07,680 just now actually 227 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,790 just now actually mandy 228 00:06:10,790 --> 00:06:10,800 229 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,950 yes sir what does my beloved boss have 230 00:06:12,950 --> 00:06:12,960 yes sir what does my beloved boss have 231 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,590 yes sir what does my beloved boss have to say about me nothing what nothing 232 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:15,600 to say about me nothing what nothing 233 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:16,950 to say about me nothing what nothing about my chances of promotion at the 234 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:16,960 about my chances of promotion at the 235 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,950 about my chances of promotion at the review board tomorrow morning no wait a 236 00:06:18,950 --> 00:06:18,960 review board tomorrow morning no wait a 237 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,790 review board tomorrow morning no wait a minute i'm your assistant if you want to 238 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:20,800 minute i'm your assistant if you want to 239 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,070 minute i'm your assistant if you want to know what the manager thinks about you 240 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:22,080 know what the manager thinks about you 241 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,590 know what the manager thinks about you why don't you speak to his assistant yes 242 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:23,600 why don't you speak to his assistant yes 243 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,790 why don't you speak to his assistant yes but you're the eyes and ears of the 244 00:06:24,790 --> 00:06:24,800 but you're the eyes and ears of the 245 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,110 but you're the eyes and ears of the office mandy are you saying i'm a gossip 246 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:27,120 office mandy are you saying i'm a gossip 247 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,950 office mandy are you saying i'm a gossip and a snoop sir 248 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:28,960 and a snoop sir 249 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,150 and a snoop sir well you can keep your ear to the ground 250 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:30,160 well you can keep your ear to the ground 251 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,270 well you can keep your ear to the ground let me know what the odds are i mean i'd 252 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:31,280 let me know what the odds are i mean i'd 253 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,790 let me know what the odds are i mean i'd do anything 254 00:06:32,790 --> 00:06:32,800 do anything 255 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,749 do anything anything sir 256 00:06:35,749 --> 00:06:35,759 anything sir 257 00:06:35,759 --> 00:06:39,510 anything sir i do something sounds interesting seth 258 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:39,520 i do something sounds interesting seth 259 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,670 i do something sounds interesting seth i do everything in my power to assist 260 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:41,680 i do everything in my power to assist 261 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,350 i do everything in my power to assist you in your virgin in korea oh that's 262 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:43,360 you in your virgin in korea oh that's 263 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,670 you in your virgin in korea oh that's very burgeoning of you sir 264 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:45,680 very burgeoning of you sir 265 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,990 very burgeoning of you sir how about dinner tonight 8 30 at the 266 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:48,000 how about dinner tonight 8 30 at the 267 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,670 how about dinner tonight 8 30 at the capri like a priest you need a second 268 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:49,680 capri like a priest you need a second 269 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,189 capri like a priest you need a second mortgage to eat there well if you get 270 00:06:51,189 --> 00:06:51,199 mortgage to eat there well if you get 271 00:06:51,199 --> 00:06:52,469 mortgage to eat there well if you get the promotion you might be able to 272 00:06:52,469 --> 00:06:52,479 the promotion you might be able to 273 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:57,189 the promotion you might be able to afford one 274 00:06:57,189 --> 00:06:57,199 275 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:58,390 yes 276 00:06:58,390 --> 00:06:58,400 yes 277 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:04,550 yes 8 30 it is then 278 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:04,560 279 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,749 i got a letter from my brother back home 280 00:07:07,749 --> 00:07:07,759 i got a letter from my brother back home 281 00:07:07,759 --> 00:07:09,029 i got a letter from my brother back home yes and 282 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:09,039 yes and 283 00:07:09,039 --> 00:07:11,029 yes and that is all right 284 00:07:11,029 --> 00:07:11,039 that is all right 285 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:15,029 that is all right you remember cow foot jacobs 286 00:07:15,029 --> 00:07:15,039 287 00:07:15,039 --> 00:07:17,110 yes they call him cold foot because he 288 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:17,120 yes they call him cold foot because he 289 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,870 yes they call him cold foot because he had skinny legs 290 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:18,880 had skinny legs 291 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,230 had skinny legs half range 292 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:20,240 half range 293 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,350 half range well he's dead 294 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:23,360 295 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,469 remember iron lungs the fisherman 296 00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:26,479 remember iron lungs the fisherman 297 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:27,830 remember iron lungs the fisherman yes 298 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:27,840 yes 299 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,990 yes he could hold his breath on the water 300 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:30,000 he could hold his breath on the water 301 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,070 he could hold his breath on the water for three minutes he tried four and he 302 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:32,080 for three minutes he tried four and he 303 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:36,390 for three minutes he tried four and he drowned 304 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:36,400 305 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,950 remember shower tom tony don't tell me 306 00:07:38,950 --> 00:07:38,960 remember shower tom tony don't tell me 307 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:42,390 remember shower tom tony don't tell me is that how you know 308 00:07:42,390 --> 00:07:42,400 309 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,469 i am not surprised he must have been all 310 00:07:44,469 --> 00:07:44,479 i am not surprised he must have been all 311 00:07:44,479 --> 00:07:47,110 i am not surprised he must have been all of 90. 99. 312 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:47,120 of 90. 99. 313 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,869 of 90. 99. what a shame he misses telegram from the 314 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:48,879 what a shame he misses telegram from the 315 00:07:48,879 --> 00:07:51,270 what a shame he misses telegram from the queen 316 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:51,280 317 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,189 remember the reverend patterson he's 318 00:07:53,189 --> 00:07:53,199 remember the reverend patterson he's 319 00:07:53,199 --> 00:07:56,790 remember the reverend patterson he's dead no he sends his regards 320 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:56,800 dead no he sends his regards 321 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,150 dead no he sends his regards i wonder what the doctor will have to 322 00:07:58,150 --> 00:07:58,160 i wonder what the doctor will have to 323 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,550 i wonder what the doctor will have to say about desmond hmm he's very much 324 00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:00,560 say about desmond hmm he's very much 325 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,350 say about desmond hmm he's very much alive well he's not getting any younger 326 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:03,360 alive well he's not getting any younger 327 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,990 alive well he's not getting any younger no but he's still younger than you 328 00:08:05,990 --> 00:08:06,000 no but he's still younger than you 329 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,589 no but he's still younger than you i'm gonna pull my dad's gone to the 330 00:08:07,589 --> 00:08:07,599 i'm gonna pull my dad's gone to the 331 00:08:07,599 --> 00:08:09,110 i'm gonna pull my dad's gone to the doctor's because he can't sleep not to 332 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:09,120 doctor's because he can't sleep not to 333 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:13,720 doctor's because he can't sleep not to hand in his obituary 334 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:13,730 335 00:08:13,730 --> 00:08:20,120 [Applause] 336 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:20,130 [Applause] 337 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:23,189 [Applause] [Music] 338 00:08:23,189 --> 00:08:23,199 [Music] 339 00:08:23,199 --> 00:08:30,460 [Music] he went mud 340 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:30,470 341 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:36,070 [Music] 342 00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:36,080 343 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:42,870 it was a high five what do you say 344 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:42,880 345 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,389 hey man you're really kicking with him i 346 00:08:44,389 --> 00:08:44,399 hey man you're really kicking with him i 347 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,590 hey man you're really kicking with him i couldn't borrow them tonight could i 348 00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:45,600 couldn't borrow them tonight could i 349 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,300 couldn't borrow them tonight could i yeah 350 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:47,310 yeah 351 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:49,430 yeah [Music] 352 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:49,440 [Music] 353 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,550 [Music] right 354 00:08:50,550 --> 00:08:50,560 right 355 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,910 right is that what i mean by our second 356 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:51,920 is that what i mean by our second 357 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,269 is that what i mean by our second childhood 358 00:08:53,269 --> 00:08:53,279 childhood 359 00:08:53,279 --> 00:08:56,150 childhood yes man what happened well i went to see 360 00:08:56,150 --> 00:08:56,160 yes man what happened well i went to see 361 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,630 yes man what happened well i went to see patricia and she prescribed exercise so 362 00:08:58,630 --> 00:08:58,640 patricia and she prescribed exercise so 363 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,430 patricia and she prescribed exercise so here it is the exercise range it's the 364 00:09:01,430 --> 00:09:01,440 here it is the exercise range it's the 365 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,430 here it is the exercise range it's the latest thing 366 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:03,440 latest thing 367 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,910 latest thing i think it's too late for you 368 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:05,920 i think it's too late for you 369 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,550 i think it's too late for you not at all shelly it is essential for 370 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:08,560 not at all shelly it is essential for 371 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,230 not at all shelly it is essential for the efficiency of the machine that we 372 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:10,240 the efficiency of the machine that we 373 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,470 the efficiency of the machine that we call a body that we exercise it very 374 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:12,480 call a body that we exercise it very 375 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,710 call a body that we exercise it very frequently particularly for those of us 376 00:09:14,710 --> 00:09:14,720 frequently particularly for those of us 377 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,790 frequently particularly for those of us who are not so young 378 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:16,800 who are not so young 379 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,070 who are not so young i myself i'm a bit of a gymnast 380 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:20,080 i myself i'm a bit of a gymnast 381 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:24,260 i myself i'm a bit of a gymnast please allow me to demonstrate 382 00:09:24,260 --> 00:09:24,270 383 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:35,829 [Applause] 384 00:09:35,829 --> 00:09:35,839 385 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:42,870 and now for my grand finale 386 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:42,880 387 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,310 be careful you don't split your 388 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:44,320 be careful you don't split your 389 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:51,030 be careful you don't split your different 390 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:51,040 391 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,110 there's one um how much them trainers 392 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:53,120 there's one um how much them trainers 393 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,949 there's one um how much them trainers cars well they were they're about 90 394 00:09:54,949 --> 00:09:54,959 cars well they were they're about 90 395 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:55,750 cars well they were they're about 90 pounds 396 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:55,760 pounds 397 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,870 pounds how much 398 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:56,880 how much 399 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,269 how much well they were in a station look they 400 00:09:59,269 --> 00:09:59,279 well they were in a station look they 401 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:01,110 well they were in a station look they got these things you can pump up they're 402 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:01,120 got these things you can pump up they're 403 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,030 got these things you can pump up they're supposed to they're supposed to cushion 404 00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:03,040 supposed to they're supposed to cushion 405 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:06,389 supposed to they're supposed to cushion the feet my feet feel so comfortable i 406 00:10:06,389 --> 00:10:06,399 the feet my feet feel so comfortable i 407 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:09,350 the feet my feet feel so comfortable i feel light-footed 408 00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:09,360 feel light-footed 409 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,230 feel light-footed it means lightheaded 410 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:12,240 it means lightheaded 411 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,150 it means lightheaded you pay all that money for something 412 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:14,160 you pay all that money for something 413 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,630 you pay all that money for something that make your feet smell 414 00:10:16,630 --> 00:10:16,640 that make your feet smell 415 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,230 that make your feet smell please just go and stand over there 416 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:18,240 please just go and stand over there 417 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,590 please just go and stand over there because i can't stand the glare from 418 00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:19,600 because i can't stand the glare from 419 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,350 because i can't stand the glare from that track suit anymore 420 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:21,360 that track suit anymore 421 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,949 that track suit anymore it might have been you charlie what's a 422 00:10:22,949 --> 00:10:22,959 it might have been you charlie what's a 423 00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:25,030 it might have been you charlie what's a hundred pounds here and a hundred pounds 424 00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:25,040 hundred pounds here and a hundred pounds 425 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,030 hundred pounds here and a hundred pounds there compared to good health you mean 426 00:10:27,030 --> 00:10:27,040 there compared to good health you mean 427 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,030 there compared to good health you mean you pay a hundred pounds for that 428 00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:29,040 you pay a hundred pounds for that 429 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,030 you pay a hundred pounds for that practice well it's only money you can't 430 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:31,040 practice well it's only money you can't 431 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,870 practice well it's only money you can't take it with you well if you carry on 432 00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:32,880 take it with you well if you carry on 433 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,230 take it with you well if you carry on this way we wouldn't even have enough 434 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:34,240 this way we wouldn't even have enough 435 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,630 this way we wouldn't even have enough money to get there oh damn i was testing 436 00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:36,640 money to get there oh damn i was testing 437 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:40,260 money to get there oh damn i was testing you 438 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:40,270 439 00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:42,790 [Music] 440 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:42,800 [Music] 441 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,509 [Music] hello ladies welcome to desmond salon 442 00:10:45,509 --> 00:10:45,519 hello ladies welcome to desmond salon 443 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,350 hello ladies welcome to desmond salon where you can get a kicking haircut from 444 00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:47,360 where you can get a kicking haircut from 445 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:50,790 where you can get a kicking haircut from a wicked stylist yes 446 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:50,800 a wicked stylist yes 447 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,389 a wicked stylist yes you've been here before 448 00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:52,399 you've been here before 449 00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:54,790 you've been here before i know because if you had i would have 450 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:54,800 i know because if you had i would have 451 00:10:54,800 --> 00:11:06,240 i know because if you had i would have remembered 452 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:06,250 453 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,150 [Music] 454 00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:08,160 [Music] 455 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:23,829 [Music] mentos 456 00:11:23,829 --> 00:11:23,839 457 00:11:23,839 --> 00:11:28,069 oh hello my little sugar plum 458 00:11:28,069 --> 00:11:28,079 oh hello my little sugar plum 459 00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:30,150 oh hello my little sugar plum you sugar plum me you jumped up excuse 460 00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:30,160 you sugar plum me you jumped up excuse 461 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,470 you sugar plum me you jumped up excuse for a macho man 462 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:32,480 for a macho man 463 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,550 for a macho man don't speak to me like that charlie 464 00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:34,560 don't speak to me like that charlie 465 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,190 don't speak to me like that charlie desmond have you looked at yourself well 466 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:37,200 desmond have you looked at yourself well 467 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,710 desmond have you looked at yourself well of course i have 468 00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:38,720 of course i have 469 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,790 of course i have you look like an acid house river on 470 00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:40,800 you look like an acid house river on 471 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,030 you look like an acid house river on acid 472 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:43,040 acid 473 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,550 acid and i said what 474 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:44,560 and i said what 475 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,710 and i said what why act like a teenager when you can't 476 00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:46,720 why act like a teenager when you can't 477 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,190 why act like a teenager when you can't even chat this style i wasn't acting 478 00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:49,200 even chat this style i wasn't acting 479 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:52,550 even chat this style i wasn't acting like a teenager yes you were every time 480 00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:52,560 like a teenager yes you were every time 481 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,470 like a teenager yes you were every time a young woman walked into the shop you 482 00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:54,480 a young woman walked into the shop you 483 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:58,470 a young woman walked into the shop you practically tripped over your own smile 484 00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:58,480 485 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,269 you're not just being friendly 486 00:12:01,269 --> 00:12:01,279 you're not just being friendly 487 00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:02,710 you're not just being friendly you know they're saying if looks could 488 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:02,720 you know they're saying if looks could 489 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:03,590 you know they're saying if looks could kill 490 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:03,600 kill 491 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,670 kill well if looks could undress some of the 492 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:05,680 well if looks could undress some of the 493 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,190 well if looks could undress some of the women that came into that shop were 494 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:07,200 women that came into that shop were 495 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,310 women that came into that shop were practically naked by the time they left 496 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:10,320 practically naked by the time they left 497 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,990 practically naked by the time they left this is all your fault 498 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:12,000 this is all your fault 499 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,829 this is all your fault my fault yes 500 00:12:13,829 --> 00:12:13,839 my fault yes 501 00:12:13,839 --> 00:12:15,350 my fault yes if darling said i was getting old and 502 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:15,360 if darling said i was getting old and 503 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,790 if darling said i was getting old and needed to go to the doctor wouldn't have 504 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:16,800 needed to go to the doctor wouldn't have 505 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,230 needed to go to the doctor wouldn't have gone patricia wouldn't have said he 506 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:18,240 gone patricia wouldn't have said he 507 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,150 gone patricia wouldn't have said he needed exercise there wasn't a met but 508 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:20,160 needed exercise there wasn't a met but 509 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,230 needed exercise there wasn't a met but got myself a tractor the trainer spent 510 00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:22,240 got myself a tractor the trainer spent 511 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,870 got myself a tractor the trainer spent the money felt young again felt good god 512 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:24,880 the money felt young again felt good god 513 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,030 the money felt young again felt good god embarrassed and you embarrassed me and 514 00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:27,040 embarrassed and you embarrassed me and 515 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:32,389 embarrassed and you embarrassed me and and i ended up getting this 516 00:12:32,389 --> 00:12:32,399 517 00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:33,509 boy if he carries them out this will 518 00:12:33,509 --> 00:12:33,519 boy if he carries them out this will 519 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:34,949 boy if he carries them out this will have to go back to the doctors again 520 00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:34,959 have to go back to the doctors again 521 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:36,949 have to go back to the doctors again right 200 522 00:12:36,949 --> 00:12:36,959 right 200 523 00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:39,269 right 200 boring boring insomniac husband i 524 00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:39,279 boring boring insomniac husband i 525 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:41,350 boring boring insomniac husband i married one didn't i oh 526 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:41,360 married one didn't i oh 527 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,509 married one didn't i oh you have a dull old boring insomniac 528 00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:43,519 you have a dull old boring insomniac 529 00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:45,190 you have a dull old boring insomniac there i don't think you're dull dad that 530 00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:45,200 there i don't think you're dull dad that 531 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,670 there i don't think you're dull dad that chat suit is well bright 532 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:47,680 chat suit is well bright 533 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,829 chat suit is well bright yes one i'll show you old bell and boy 534 00:12:49,829 --> 00:12:49,839 yes one i'll show you old bell and boy 535 00:12:49,839 --> 00:12:55,190 yes one i'll show you old bell and boy they can be 536 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:55,200 537 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,590 no i did because yours was dull and 538 00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:57,600 no i did because yours was dull and 539 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,269 no i did because yours was dull and boring 540 00:12:59,269 --> 00:12:59,279 boring 541 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,030 boring i'm going out 542 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:01,040 i'm going out 543 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,350 i'm going out i hope you're not gonna dress like that 544 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:03,360 i hope you're not gonna dress like that 545 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,870 i hope you're not gonna dress like that you can go in that dress like that is he 546 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:04,880 you can go in that dress like that is he 547 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,710 you can go in that dress like that is he the mood he's in i wouldn't put anything 548 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:06,720 the mood he's in i wouldn't put anything 549 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,629 the mood he's in i wouldn't put anything past him what's the matter with him he's 550 00:13:08,629 --> 00:13:08,639 past him what's the matter with him he's 551 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:10,949 past him what's the matter with him he's undergoing a mid-life crisis he better 552 00:13:10,949 --> 00:13:10,959 undergoing a mid-life crisis he better 553 00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:12,230 undergoing a mid-life crisis he better sort it out soon he hasn't got much time 554 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:12,240 sort it out soon he hasn't got much time 555 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,710 sort it out soon he hasn't got much time left 556 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:14,720 557 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,670 michael i know that i'm going out mood 558 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:17,680 michael i know that i'm going out mood 559 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,350 michael i know that i'm going out mood it means he's gone to the pub and you 560 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:19,360 it means he's gone to the pub and you 561 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,750 it means he's gone to the pub and you can roll home drunk so what's new 562 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:21,760 can roll home drunk so what's new 563 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,509 can roll home drunk so what's new michael don't keep an eye on your father 564 00:13:23,509 --> 00:13:23,519 michael don't keep an eye on your father 565 00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:24,790 michael don't keep an eye on your father oh mother 566 00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:24,800 oh mother 567 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,150 oh mother look i've got to go i'm unchanged i've 568 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:26,160 look i've got to go i'm unchanged i've 569 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,670 look i've got to go i'm unchanged i've got an important dinner engagement 570 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:27,680 got an important dinner engagement 571 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,790 got an important dinner engagement tonight well i never said all night 572 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:30,800 tonight well i never said all night 573 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,790 tonight well i never said all night i mean just for an hour or so hmm for me 574 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:34,800 i mean just for an hour or so hmm for me 575 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:39,350 i mean just for an hour or so hmm for me all right for you 576 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:39,360 577 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:46,150 wow sean where are you going nicole 578 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:46,160 579 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,949 do i look cool 580 00:13:48,949 --> 00:13:48,959 do i look cool 581 00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:50,470 do i look cool oh hey 582 00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:50,480 oh hey 583 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:54,470 oh hey cool 584 00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:54,480 585 00:13:54,480 --> 00:14:05,740 [Music] 586 00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:05,750 [Music] 587 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:10,069 [Music] [Laughter] 588 00:14:10,069 --> 00:14:10,079 [Laughter] 589 00:14:10,079 --> 00:14:12,470 [Laughter] you see anything that most women don't 590 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:12,480 you see anything that most women don't 591 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,790 you see anything that most women don't realize is that men need to flat come on 592 00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:16,800 realize is that men need to flat come on 593 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,269 realize is that men need to flat come on can you flush don't you poke fight come 594 00:14:19,269 --> 00:14:19,279 can you flush don't you poke fight come 595 00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:21,590 can you flush don't you poke fight come on 596 00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:21,600 on 597 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,750 on about five years ago 598 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:25,760 599 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,230 how about you michael oh no no you gotta 600 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:28,240 how about you michael oh no no you gotta 601 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,949 how about you michael oh no no you gotta adopt the girl patricia look father what 602 00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:30,959 adopt the girl patricia look father what 603 00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:33,269 adopt the girl patricia look father what you need to do is to float out go home 604 00:14:33,269 --> 00:14:33,279 you need to do is to float out go home 605 00:14:33,279 --> 00:14:35,509 you need to do is to float out go home and flirt with mother and then our men 606 00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:35,519 and flirt with mother and then our men 607 00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:38,389 and flirt with mother and then our men should never flirt with their own wives 608 00:14:38,389 --> 00:14:38,399 should never flirt with their own wives 609 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:43,189 should never flirt with their own wives they should always float with someone 610 00:14:43,189 --> 00:14:43,199 611 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:45,750 you see the else's is that i know this 612 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:45,760 you see the else's is that i know this 613 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,790 you see the else's is that i know this body might look my age deep down inside 614 00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:48,800 body might look my age deep down inside 615 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:53,189 body might look my age deep down inside i feel just like when i was 21 21 yes 616 00:14:53,189 --> 00:14:53,199 i feel just like when i was 21 21 yes 617 00:14:53,199 --> 00:14:54,870 i feel just like when i was 21 21 yes why is it that when you reach a certain 618 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:54,880 why is it that when you reach a certain 619 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,189 why is it that when you reach a certain age people always think you're past the 620 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:57,199 age people always think you're past the 621 00:14:57,199 --> 00:14:59,829 age people always think you're past the past one 622 00:14:59,829 --> 00:14:59,839 past one 623 00:14:59,839 --> 00:15:02,949 past one it's a long time since i had an itch 624 00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:02,959 it's a long time since i had an itch 625 00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:08,870 it's a long time since i had an itch i don't know what you feel like anymore 626 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:08,880 627 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,509 you know sometimes i look at you 628 00:15:11,509 --> 00:15:11,519 you know sometimes i look at you 629 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,629 you know sometimes i look at you i think 630 00:15:12,629 --> 00:15:12,639 i think 631 00:15:12,639 --> 00:15:15,670 i think why are you so ugly 632 00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:15,680 why are you so ugly 633 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,910 why are you so ugly they say like father like son 634 00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:17,920 they say like father like son 635 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,310 they say like father like son patricia says you look like your mother 636 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:20,320 patricia says you look like your mother 637 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,230 patricia says you look like your mother i agree with her your mother's the 638 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:22,240 i agree with her your mother's the 639 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,829 i agree with her your mother's the sexiest woman you will ever meet yeah 640 00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:24,839 sexiest woman you will ever meet yeah 641 00:15:24,839 --> 00:15:26,470 sexiest woman you will ever meet yeah man 642 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:26,480 man 643 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,829 man yemen 644 00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:27,839 yemen 645 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,790 yemen i think shirley is sexy 646 00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:30,800 i think shirley is sexy 647 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,030 i think shirley is sexy you do yes 648 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:33,040 you do yes 649 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,110 you do yes well so you fancy my wife i didn't say 650 00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:35,120 well so you fancy my wife i didn't say 651 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,590 well so you fancy my wife i didn't say fancier i just said 652 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:37,600 fancier i just said 653 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,550 fancier i just said forget what i just said can i forget it 654 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:40,560 forget what i just said can i forget it 655 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,590 forget what i just said can i forget it go fight 656 00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:41,600 go fight 657 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,230 go fight if i ever catch you looking at my wife 658 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:44,240 if i ever catch you looking at my wife 659 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,870 if i ever catch you looking at my wife gentlemen please 660 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:46,880 gentlemen please 661 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,350 gentlemen please i think it's time to go home 662 00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:49,360 i think it's time to go home 663 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,189 i think it's time to go home yeah 664 00:15:51,189 --> 00:15:51,199 yeah 665 00:15:51,199 --> 00:15:53,189 yeah father you have a sexy woman waiting for 666 00:15:53,189 --> 00:15:53,199 father you have a sexy woman waiting for 667 00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:55,350 father you have a sexy woman waiting for you at home 668 00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:55,360 you at home 669 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,069 you at home porpoy 670 00:15:58,069 --> 00:15:58,079 671 00:15:58,079 --> 00:16:13,700 i'll give you a lift 672 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:13,710 673 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:16,130 [Applause] 674 00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:16,140 [Applause] 675 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:16,540 [Applause] [Laughter] 676 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:16,550 [Laughter] 677 00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:26,150 [Laughter] [Applause] 678 00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:26,160 679 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:34,160 [Music] 680 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:34,170 681 00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:35,990 [Music] 682 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:36,000 [Music] 683 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:56,710 [Music] anymore 684 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:56,720 685 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,470 is this your car sir 686 00:16:58,470 --> 00:16:58,480 is this your car sir 687 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,150 is this your car sir of course it's his car 688 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:00,160 of course it's his car 689 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,829 of course it's his car it's definitely his car he bought 690 00:17:02,829 --> 00:17:02,839 it's definitely his car he bought 691 00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:05,590 it's definitely his car he bought it so you bought it did you sir 692 00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:05,600 it so you bought it did you sir 693 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,029 it so you bought it did you sir you're trying to imply that i stole it 694 00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:07,039 you're trying to imply that i stole it 695 00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:08,789 you're trying to imply that i stole it you said it sir not me i was just 696 00:17:08,789 --> 00:17:08,799 you said it sir not me i was just 697 00:17:08,799 --> 00:17:13,189 you said it sir not me i was just agreeing with the elderly gentleman 698 00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:13,199 699 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,789 would you mind stepping out of the car 700 00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:14,799 would you mind stepping out of the car 701 00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:22,470 would you mind stepping out of the car sir 702 00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:22,480 703 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,309 been to the pub i've always sir 704 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:24,319 been to the pub i've always sir 705 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,990 been to the pub i've always sir yes but i haven't been drinking and you 706 00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:26,000 yes but i haven't been drinking and you 707 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,350 yes but i haven't been drinking and you won't mind blowing into this then will 708 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:27,360 won't mind blowing into this then will 709 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,510 won't mind blowing into this then will you sir if my son says he hasn't been 710 00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:29,520 you sir if my son says he hasn't been 711 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,909 you sir if my son says he hasn't been drinking he hasn't been for the team 712 00:17:31,909 --> 00:17:31,919 drinking he hasn't been for the team 713 00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:34,230 drinking he hasn't been for the team what's wrong officer he only has to blow 714 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:34,240 what's wrong officer he only has to blow 715 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,909 what's wrong officer he only has to blow if he's had a drink only if you had a 716 00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:35,919 if he's had a drink only if you had a 717 00:17:35,919 --> 00:17:38,150 if he's had a drink only if you had a drink then you have to blow i've had a 718 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:38,160 drink then you have to blow i've had a 719 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,669 drink then you have to blow i've had a drink let me blow in it 720 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:41,679 drink let me blow in it 721 00:17:41,679 --> 00:17:43,830 drink let me blow in it let it go sorry sir we'll deal with it 722 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:43,840 let it go sorry sir we'll deal with it 723 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,900 let it go sorry sir we'll deal with it look i know how to deal with 724 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:44,910 look i know how to deal with 725 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:56,310 look i know how to deal with [Music] 726 00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:56,320 727 00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:00,870 and get off 728 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:00,880 729 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:17,909 oh now look what you've done 730 00:18:17,909 --> 00:18:17,919 731 00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:19,669 granddad don't you speak to me like that 732 00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:19,679 granddad don't you speak to me like that 733 00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:22,470 granddad don't you speak to me like that i am older than you 734 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:22,480 i am older than you 735 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,830 i am older than you they're my friends not figures 736 00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:25,840 they're my friends not figures 737 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:39,029 they're my friends not figures don't worry desmond i saw everything 738 00:18:39,029 --> 00:18:39,039 739 00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:41,590 oh michael ambrose your pathetic 740 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:41,600 oh michael ambrose your pathetic 741 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:47,750 oh michael ambrose your pathetic assistant bank manager 742 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:47,760 743 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,230 uh yes 744 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:50,240 uh yes 745 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,669 uh yes i'll have a bottle of champagne and a 746 00:18:53,669 --> 00:18:53,679 i'll have a bottle of champagne and a 747 00:18:53,679 --> 00:19:16,060 i'll have a bottle of champagne and a dozen oysters to start with please 748 00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:16,070 749 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:21,290 [Music] 750 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:21,300 751 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,950 [Music] 752 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:22,960 [Music] 753 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,150 [Music] look i don't even want to look at you 754 00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:24,160 look i don't even want to look at you 755 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,230 look i don't even want to look at you let alone talk to you i'm not going in 756 00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:26,240 let alone talk to you i'm not going in 757 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,070 let alone talk to you i'm not going in this thing 758 00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:28,080 this thing 759 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,950 this thing it's too small 760 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:30,960 it's too small 761 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,950 it's too small fill it up just by looking at you 762 00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:34,960 763 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,270 do you know how much tonight has cost me 764 00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:37,280 do you know how much tonight has cost me 765 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,510 do you know how much tonight has cost me why why is money the only thing to make 766 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:39,520 why why is money the only thing to make 767 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,830 why why is money the only thing to make you angry i was talking about personal 768 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:41,840 you angry i was talking about personal 769 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,990 you angry i was talking about personal costs not financial but it may well be 770 00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:44,000 costs not financial but it may well be 771 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,270 costs not financial but it may well be financial if i end up with a criminal 772 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:45,280 financial if i end up with a criminal 773 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,350 financial if i end up with a criminal record how would i look at the bank oh 774 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:47,360 record how would i look at the bank oh 775 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,750 record how would i look at the bank oh don't tell them about it 776 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:49,760 don't tell them about it 777 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,590 don't tell them about it anyway we were put in here for drunken 778 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:51,600 anyway we were put in here for drunken 779 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,110 anyway we were put in here for drunken behavior you were put in here for 780 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:53,120 behavior you were put in here for 781 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,950 behavior you were put in here for drunken behavior what were you putting 782 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:54,960 drunken behavior what were you putting 783 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,950 drunken behavior what were you putting here for trying to stop your drunken 784 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:56,960 here for trying to stop your drunken 785 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,270 here for trying to stop your drunken behavior well at least your breast death 786 00:19:59,270 --> 00:19:59,280 behavior well at least your breast death 787 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,190 behavior well at least your breast death was negative that's because i didn't 788 00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:01,200 was negative that's because i didn't 789 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,789 was negative that's because i didn't have a drink 790 00:20:02,789 --> 00:20:02,799 have a drink 791 00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:04,470 have a drink i wish i had then i had some reason for 792 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:04,480 i wish i had then i had some reason for 793 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,070 i wish i had then i had some reason for being here rather than cooling off for 794 00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:06,080 being here rather than cooling off for 795 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,990 being here rather than cooling off for the night i mean what am i meant to say 796 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:08,000 the night i mean what am i meant to say 797 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,950 the night i mean what am i meant to say to mandy for letting her down like that 798 00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:10,960 to mandy for letting her down like that 799 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,630 to mandy for letting her down like that ever since i can remember you've been an 800 00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:12,640 ever since i can remember you've been an 801 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,390 ever since i can remember you've been an embarrassment father 802 00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:14,400 embarrassment father 803 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,310 embarrassment father i don't know what it is it seems to me i 804 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:16,320 i don't know what it is it seems to me i 805 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,149 i don't know what it is it seems to me i bring out the devil in you 806 00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:18,159 bring out the devil in you 807 00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:23,510 bring out the devil in you but i don't need to you are the devil 808 00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:23,520 809 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,510 i don't know father i mean 810 00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:25,520 i don't know father i mean 811 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,710 i don't know father i mean maybe we're getting too old to be 812 00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:26,720 maybe we're getting too old to be 813 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,350 maybe we're getting too old to be constantly at each other's throats 814 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:29,360 constantly at each other's throats 815 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,710 constantly at each other's throats maybe when this is over we should call a 816 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:30,720 maybe when this is over we should call a 817 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,230 maybe when this is over we should call a truce 818 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:32,240 truce 819 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,590 truce yes 820 00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:33,600 yes 821 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,029 yes i mean never put up till tomorrow what 822 00:20:35,029 --> 00:20:35,039 i mean never put up till tomorrow what 823 00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:37,110 i mean never put up till tomorrow what you can do today let's be adults about 824 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:37,120 you can do today let's be adults about 825 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,470 you can do today let's be adults about this 826 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:38,480 this 827 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,029 this i'm sorry i called you the devil 828 00:20:41,029 --> 00:20:41,039 i'm sorry i called you the devil 829 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,549 i'm sorry i called you the devil let's just do this time together what'd 830 00:20:42,549 --> 00:20:42,559 let's just do this time together what'd 831 00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:46,310 let's just do this time together what'd you say father 832 00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:46,320 833 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:55,029 father 834 00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:55,039 835 00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:56,149 well 836 00:20:56,149 --> 00:20:56,159 well 837 00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:59,110 well they're keeping them in overnight 838 00:20:59,110 --> 00:20:59,120 they're keeping them in overnight 839 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,830 they're keeping them in overnight thank you 840 00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:00,840 thank you 841 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,830 thank you gloria pork why where were you when all 842 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:03,840 gloria pork why where were you when all 843 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,110 gloria pork why where were you when all this happened 844 00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:05,120 this happened 845 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,390 this happened uh i i was finishing my drink 846 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:08,400 uh i i was finishing my drink 847 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,270 uh i i was finishing my drink inside the pub yes 848 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:11,280 inside the pub yes 849 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,029 inside the pub yes so how come you saw everything if you 850 00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:13,039 so how come you saw everything if you 851 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,870 so how come you saw everything if you were inside the pub 852 00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:14,880 were inside the pub 853 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,789 were inside the pub well when i came out i saw everything 854 00:21:18,789 --> 00:21:18,799 well when i came out i saw everything 855 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:22,310 well when i came out i saw everything i saw them getting into the van 856 00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:22,320 857 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,789 what's up funny michael being arrested 858 00:21:24,789 --> 00:21:24,799 what's up funny michael being arrested 859 00:21:24,799 --> 00:21:26,710 what's up funny michael being arrested i'd love to be there just to see his 860 00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:26,720 i'd love to be there just to see his 861 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,230 i'd love to be there just to see his face 862 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:28,240 face 863 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,990 face stop it youtube can you imagine a bank 864 00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:30,000 stop it youtube can you imagine a bank 865 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,470 stop it youtube can you imagine a bank manager with a criminal record yeah 866 00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:32,480 manager with a criminal record yeah 867 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,029 manager with a criminal record yeah excuse me can i have a loan don't worry 868 00:21:35,029 --> 00:21:35,039 excuse me can i have a loan don't worry 869 00:21:35,039 --> 00:21:45,270 excuse me can i have a loan don't worry mate i'll help you steal one 870 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:45,280 871 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,390 mandy what oh have they gone and who 872 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:48,400 mandy what oh have they gone and who 873 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,990 mandy what oh have they gone and who might that be sir some people are 874 00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:50,000 might that be sir some people are 875 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,310 might that be sir some people are permanently gone some people are so gone 876 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:52,320 permanently gone some people are so gone 877 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,070 permanently gone some people are so gone they never turn up you mean the review 878 00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:54,080 they never turn up you mean the review 879 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,990 they never turn up you mean the review board i mean you i know what did they 880 00:21:55,990 --> 00:21:56,000 board i mean you i know what did they 881 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,669 board i mean you i know what did they say when i didn't show never mind what 882 00:21:57,669 --> 00:21:57,679 say when i didn't show never mind what 883 00:21:57,679 --> 00:21:59,909 say when i didn't show never mind what they said sir it's what i'm going to say 884 00:21:59,909 --> 00:21:59,919 they said sir it's what i'm going to say 885 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:06,630 they said sir it's what i'm going to say sit down michael 886 00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:06,640 887 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,310 in case you'd escaped that big head of 888 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:08,320 in case you'd escaped that big head of 889 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,950 in case you'd escaped that big head of yours and heaven knows it's humongous 890 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:10,960 yours and heaven knows it's humongous 891 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,590 yours and heaven knows it's humongous we had a dinner appointment last night 892 00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:13,600 we had a dinner appointment last night 893 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,270 we had a dinner appointment last night mandy look i will explain but i want to 894 00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:15,280 mandy look i will explain but i want to 895 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,630 mandy look i will explain but i want to know what happened at the review board 896 00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:16,640 know what happened at the review board 897 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,549 know what happened at the review board is that all you're interested in well 898 00:22:18,549 --> 00:22:18,559 is that all you're interested in well 899 00:22:18,559 --> 00:22:19,909 is that all you're interested in well nothing happened at the review board 900 00:22:19,909 --> 00:22:19,919 nothing happened at the review board 901 00:22:19,919 --> 00:22:21,750 nothing happened at the review board because you weren't there 902 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:21,760 because you weren't there 903 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,510 because you weren't there and to think i was nice enough to save 904 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:23,520 and to think i was nice enough to save 905 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,029 and to think i was nice enough to save your bacon you 906 00:22:25,029 --> 00:22:25,039 your bacon you 907 00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,549 your bacon you pig you did 908 00:22:26,549 --> 00:22:26,559 pig you did 909 00:22:26,559 --> 00:22:28,230 pig you did yes i said there'd been a sudden death 910 00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:28,240 yes i said there'd been a sudden death 911 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,909 yes i said there'd been a sudden death in the family oh there will be when i 912 00:22:29,909 --> 00:22:29,919 in the family oh there will be when i 913 00:22:29,919 --> 00:22:32,470 in the family oh there will be when i get my hands on my father 914 00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:32,480 get my hands on my father 915 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,390 get my hands on my father there will be when you see this what's 916 00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:34,400 there will be when you see this what's 917 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:49,830 there will be when you see this what's this that's the bill from the caprice 918 00:22:49,830 --> 00:22:49,840 919 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,070 [Music] 920 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:52,080 [Music] 921 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,909 [Music] you mean i let you out don't worry dad 922 00:22:53,909 --> 00:22:53,919 you mean i let you out don't worry dad 923 00:22:53,919 --> 00:22:57,190 you mean i let you out don't worry dad your record's safe with me 924 00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:57,200 your record's safe with me 925 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,510 your record's safe with me desmond 926 00:22:59,510 --> 00:22:59,520 desmond 927 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,950 desmond shirley 928 00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:02,960 929 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,310 you think you're gonna get around me 930 00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:04,320 you think you're gonna get around me 931 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,830 you think you're gonna get around me like that 932 00:23:06,830 --> 00:23:06,840 933 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,270 yes right 934 00:23:09,270 --> 00:23:09,280 yes right 935 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,909 yes right just this once 936 00:23:13,909 --> 00:23:13,919 937 00:23:13,919 --> 00:23:16,470 i'm sorry charlie let the family down 938 00:23:16,470 --> 00:23:16,480 i'm sorry charlie let the family down 939 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,149 i'm sorry charlie let the family down well if you didn't get the notion in 940 00:23:18,149 --> 00:23:18,159 well if you didn't get the notion in 941 00:23:18,159 --> 00:23:19,750 well if you didn't get the notion in your head to try and recapture your 942 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:19,760 your head to try and recapture your 943 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,070 your head to try and recapture your youth no no this would have happened i 944 00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:22,080 youth no no this would have happened i 945 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,110 youth no no this would have happened i know 946 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:23,120 know 947 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,029 know sean you can have that jogging outfit as 948 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:25,039 sean you can have that jogging outfit as 949 00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:26,870 sean you can have that jogging outfit as an early christmas present 950 00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:26,880 an early christmas present 951 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,110 an early christmas present i don't need exercise to sleep all i 952 00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:29,120 i don't need exercise to sleep all i 953 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,350 i don't need exercise to sleep all i need is a prison cell 954 00:23:31,350 --> 00:23:31,360 need is a prison cell 955 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,430 need is a prison cell that's dread pops i mean let's face it 956 00:23:33,430 --> 00:23:33,440 that's dread pops i mean let's face it 957 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:37,669 that's dread pops i mean let's face it it looks crisp on me and well sad on you 958 00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:37,679 it looks crisp on me and well sad on you 959 00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:39,750 it looks crisp on me and well sad on you sad does that mean i can have hundred 960 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:39,760 sad does that mean i can have hundred 961 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:44,390 sad does that mean i can have hundred quid trainers yes easy 962 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:44,400 963 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,390 you were right shirley some things is 964 00:23:46,390 --> 00:23:46,400 you were right shirley some things is 965 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:51,070 you were right shirley some things is for kids not for an old wreck like me 966 00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:51,080 for kids not for an old wreck like me 967 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:51,520 for kids not for an old wreck like me [Music] 968 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:51,530 [Music] 969 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:58,870 [Music] [Applause] 970 00:23:58,870 --> 00:23:58,880 [Applause] 971 00:23:58,880 --> 00:23:59,420 [Applause] [Music] 972 00:23:59,420 --> 00:23:59,430 [Music] 973 00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:02,280 [Music] [Applause] 974 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:02,290 [Applause] 975 00:24:02,290 --> 00:24:17,830 [Applause] [Music] 976 00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:17,840 [Music] 977 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