1 00:00:06,399 --> 00:00:12,880 paper was light gold in medieval times 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:12,890 3 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:17,189 [Music] 4 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:17,199 5 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:20,880 i want tobacco sugar 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:20,890 i want tobacco sugar 7 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:23,109 i want tobacco sugar [Music] 8 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:23,119 [Music] 9 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:25,109 [Music] that everything we thought we knew about 10 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:25,119 that everything we thought we knew about 11 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:26,150 that everything we thought we knew about the world 12 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:26,160 the world 13 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:34,470 the world might turn out to be completely wrong 14 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:34,480 15 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:46,229 [Music] 16 00:00:46,229 --> 00:00:46,239 [Music] 17 00:00:46,239 --> 00:00:51,830 [Music] trees 18 00:00:51,830 --> 00:00:51,840 19 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:58,069 [Music] 20 00:00:58,069 --> 00:00:58,079 21 00:00:58,079 --> 00:01:01,810 let's keep the music sweet 22 00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:01,820 let's keep the music sweet 23 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:12,789 let's keep the music sweet [Music] 24 00:01:12,789 --> 00:01:12,799 [Music] 25 00:01:12,799 --> 00:01:15,109 [Music] you see when i promised to decorate the 26 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:15,119 you see when i promised to decorate the 27 00:01:15,119 --> 00:01:17,190 you see when i promised to decorate the church for the christening tomorrow i 28 00:01:17,190 --> 00:01:17,200 church for the christening tomorrow i 29 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,190 church for the christening tomorrow i didn't realize cynthia wanted flowers 30 00:01:19,190 --> 00:01:19,200 didn't realize cynthia wanted flowers 31 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,429 didn't realize cynthia wanted flowers from world to wall are gonna need some 32 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:21,439 from world to wall are gonna need some 33 00:01:21,439 --> 00:01:22,469 from world to wall are gonna need some help 34 00:01:22,469 --> 00:01:22,479 help 35 00:01:22,479 --> 00:01:24,390 help well i hope the baby doesn't suffer from 36 00:01:24,390 --> 00:01:24,400 well i hope the baby doesn't suffer from 37 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,310 well i hope the baby doesn't suffer from hair fever i do hey since when 38 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:28,320 hair fever i do hey since when 39 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:31,429 hair fever i do hey since when since surely mentioned the word help 40 00:01:31,429 --> 00:01:31,439 since surely mentioned the word help 41 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,429 since surely mentioned the word help dad i'm going to need some money are you 42 00:01:33,429 --> 00:01:33,439 dad i'm going to need some money are you 43 00:01:33,439 --> 00:01:34,630 dad i'm going to need some money are you what money 44 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:34,640 what money 45 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,469 what money you sleep up 46 00:01:36,469 --> 00:01:36,479 you sleep up 47 00:01:36,479 --> 00:01:38,630 you sleep up support fine you're gonna help me surely 48 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:38,640 support fine you're gonna help me surely 49 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,230 support fine you're gonna help me surely i don't mind helping with the labels but 50 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:40,240 i don't mind helping with the labels but 51 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,510 i don't mind helping with the labels but i'd rather like when it comes to 52 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:41,520 i'd rather like when it comes to 53 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,950 i'd rather like when it comes to christenings after what happened to me 54 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:42,960 christenings after what happened to me 55 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:45,510 christenings after what happened to me at mine i know i'm going to regret this 56 00:01:45,510 --> 00:01:45,520 at mine i know i'm going to regret this 57 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,149 at mine i know i'm going to regret this but what happened at you all 58 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:48,159 but what happened at you all 59 00:01:48,159 --> 00:01:49,670 but what happened at you all my parents thought so much of me they 60 00:01:49,670 --> 00:01:49,680 my parents thought so much of me they 61 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,830 my parents thought so much of me they decided to name me after famous generals 62 00:01:51,830 --> 00:01:51,840 decided to name me after famous generals 63 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,109 decided to name me after famous generals and emperors augustus napoleon cleveland 64 00:01:55,109 --> 00:01:55,119 and emperors augustus napoleon cleveland 65 00:01:55,119 --> 00:01:58,310 and emperors augustus napoleon cleveland grant but that vicar was an ignorant man 66 00:01:58,310 --> 00:01:58,320 grant but that vicar was an ignorant man 67 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,830 grant but that vicar was an ignorant man and he never read a history book in him 68 00:01:59,830 --> 00:01:59,840 and he never read a history book in him 69 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,910 and he never read a history book in him life and he christened me augustus 70 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:01,920 life and he christened me augustus 71 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,350 life and he christened me augustus neapolitan 72 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:05,360 73 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,870 i am the only living man in the history 74 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:06,880 i am the only living man in the history 75 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,790 i am the only living man in the history of the caribbean to be named after an 76 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:08,800 of the caribbean to be named after an 77 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:13,190 of the caribbean to be named after an ice cream 78 00:02:13,190 --> 00:02:13,200 79 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,470 so that means your anger helped me no 80 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:16,480 so that means your anger helped me no 81 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,910 so that means your anger helped me no did anything traumatic happen at my 82 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:17,920 did anything traumatic happen at my 83 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,790 did anything traumatic happen at my christening mom oh no no you were so 84 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:20,800 christening mom oh no no you were so 85 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:24,470 christening mom oh no no you were so good um big brown eyes smiling up at the 86 00:02:24,470 --> 00:02:24,480 good um big brown eyes smiling up at the 87 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,589 good um big brown eyes smiling up at the vicar 88 00:02:25,589 --> 00:02:25,599 vicar 89 00:02:25,599 --> 00:02:27,270 vicar i even got the little lace dressed at 90 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:27,280 i even got the little lace dressed at 91 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,390 i even got the little lace dressed at your wall 92 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:28,400 your wall 93 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,110 your wall i'm the little lace bonnet 94 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:31,120 i'm the little lace bonnet 95 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,550 i'm the little lace bonnet yeah well um i think i'll go down the 96 00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:32,560 yeah well um i think i'll go down the 97 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,869 yeah well um i think i'll go down the gym pump some iron 98 00:02:36,869 --> 00:02:36,879 99 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:38,869 so desmond what about you don't look at 100 00:02:38,869 --> 00:02:38,879 so desmond what about you don't look at 101 00:02:38,879 --> 00:02:40,390 so desmond what about you don't look at me i don't know anything about flowers 102 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:40,400 me i don't know anything about flowers 103 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,990 me i don't know anything about flowers i'm not a florist you don't know 104 00:02:41,990 --> 00:02:42,000 i'm not a florist you don't know 105 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,670 i'm not a florist you don't know anything about hair but you're still a 106 00:02:43,670 --> 00:02:43,680 anything about hair but you're still a 107 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,190 anything about hair but you're still a baba 108 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:45,200 baba 109 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,030 baba what you know what barbarian when last 110 00:02:47,030 --> 00:02:47,040 what you know what barbarian when last 111 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,949 what you know what barbarian when last you had your hair cut you dare not take 112 00:02:48,949 --> 00:02:48,959 you had your hair cut you dare not take 113 00:02:48,959 --> 00:02:50,710 you had your hair cut you dare not take off your act in case the breeze blew 114 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:50,720 off your act in case the breeze blew 115 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,630 off your act in case the breeze blew away what literally 116 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:52,640 away what literally 117 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,390 away what literally i wouldn't be so loose with that tongue 118 00:02:54,390 --> 00:02:54,400 i wouldn't be so loose with that tongue 119 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,309 i wouldn't be so loose with that tongue of yours if i was you 120 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:56,319 of yours if i was you 121 00:02:56,319 --> 00:02:58,070 of yours if i was you you're starting to wear thin on top 122 00:02:58,070 --> 00:02:58,080 you're starting to wear thin on top 123 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:02,070 you're starting to wear thin on top yourself what 124 00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:02,080 125 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,309 charlie come and look at the head let me 126 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:04,319 charlie come and look at the head let me 127 00:03:04,319 --> 00:03:05,750 charlie come and look at the head let me see 128 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:05,760 see 129 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:10,880 see oh yes thank you desmond 130 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:10,890 131 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:19,190 [Laughter] 132 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:19,200 133 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,270 all evening 134 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:21,280 all evening 135 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,149 all evening we nearly finished yet 136 00:03:24,149 --> 00:03:24,159 we nearly finished yet 137 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:25,509 we nearly finished yet right 138 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:25,519 right 139 00:03:25,519 --> 00:03:27,990 right isn't it pretty 140 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:28,000 isn't it pretty 141 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,309 isn't it pretty you remember all those years ago when 142 00:03:30,309 --> 00:03:30,319 you remember all those years ago when 143 00:03:30,319 --> 00:03:32,869 you remember all those years ago when you and i stood i mean uh like this in 144 00:03:32,869 --> 00:03:32,879 you and i stood i mean uh like this in 145 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,789 you and i stood i mean uh like this in front of the altar yes 146 00:03:34,789 --> 00:03:34,799 front of the altar yes 147 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:36,789 front of the altar yes your father was scrolling at me as if he 148 00:03:36,789 --> 00:03:36,799 your father was scrolling at me as if he 149 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,229 your father was scrolling at me as if he was having second thoughts about 150 00:03:38,229 --> 00:03:38,239 was having second thoughts about 151 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:39,350 was having second thoughts about marrying us 152 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:39,360 marrying us 153 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,030 marrying us i think i was the one having second 154 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:41,040 i think i was the one having second 155 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:44,309 i think i was the one having second thoughts i was so scared what are you 156 00:03:44,309 --> 00:03:44,319 thoughts i was so scared what are you 157 00:03:44,319 --> 00:03:47,750 thoughts i was so scared what are you scared of oh a million on one thoughts 158 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:47,760 scared of oh a million on one thoughts 159 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,149 scared of oh a million on one thoughts flash through my mind 160 00:03:50,149 --> 00:03:50,159 flash through my mind 161 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:52,470 flash through my mind you know how sometimes you go towards a 162 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:52,480 you know how sometimes you go towards a 163 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,110 you know how sometimes you go towards a closed door and you put your hand out to 164 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:55,120 closed door and you put your hand out to 165 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,270 closed door and you put your hand out to open it because there's something really 166 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:57,280 open it because there's something really 167 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,710 open it because there's something really important on the other side that you 168 00:03:58,710 --> 00:03:58,720 important on the other side that you 169 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,949 important on the other side that you want yes and then you hesitate for a 170 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:00,959 want yes and then you hesitate for a 171 00:04:00,959 --> 00:04:02,869 want yes and then you hesitate for a moment before you eternally hungry 172 00:04:02,869 --> 00:04:02,879 moment before you eternally hungry 173 00:04:02,879 --> 00:04:04,470 moment before you eternally hungry that's right 174 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:04,480 that's right 175 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,990 that's right you know what i'm trying to say of 176 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:06,000 you know what i'm trying to say of 177 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,830 you know what i'm trying to say of course you women are the only people 178 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:07,840 course you women are the only people 179 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,910 course you women are the only people that get butterflies in your tummy i was 180 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:09,920 that get butterflies in your tummy i was 181 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,429 that get butterflies in your tummy i was scared to frighten the dead in fact 182 00:04:13,429 --> 00:04:13,439 scared to frighten the dead in fact 183 00:04:13,439 --> 00:04:15,910 scared to frighten the dead in fact i suddenly started wondering if love was 184 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:15,920 i suddenly started wondering if love was 185 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,670 i suddenly started wondering if love was like a ball of string that one day you'd 186 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:17,680 like a ball of string that one day you'd 187 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,189 like a ball of string that one day you'd get to the end of it 188 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:19,199 get to the end of it 189 00:04:19,199 --> 00:04:22,550 get to the end of it but we tidy ends together 190 00:04:22,550 --> 00:04:22,560 but we tidy ends together 191 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:27,110 but we tidy ends together in a lover's daughter 192 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:27,120 193 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,230 meal wasn't um that bad was it no 194 00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:30,240 meal wasn't um that bad was it no 195 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:34,310 meal wasn't um that bad was it no but this is better 196 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:34,320 197 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,909 i now pronounce you man 198 00:04:37,909 --> 00:04:37,919 199 00:04:37,919 --> 00:04:40,230 what a grand job you've done here why 200 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:40,240 what a grand job you've done here why 201 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,749 what a grand job you've done here why thank you there's only rubbish 202 00:04:43,749 --> 00:04:43,759 thank you there's only rubbish 203 00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:45,510 thank you there's only rubbish mrs ambrose 204 00:04:45,510 --> 00:04:45,520 mrs ambrose 205 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,870 mrs ambrose i was wondering if you would mind 206 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:46,880 i was wondering if you would mind 207 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,390 i was wondering if you would mind helping linda with the sunday school 208 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:48,400 helping linda with the sunday school 209 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,870 helping linda with the sunday school this week uh what a trifle stuck 210 00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:50,880 this week uh what a trifle stuck 211 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,629 this week uh what a trifle stuck oh i can't see why not oh we ambrose is 212 00:04:54,629 --> 00:04:54,639 oh i can't see why not oh we ambrose is 213 00:04:54,639 --> 00:04:56,710 oh i can't see why not oh we ambrose is like to help don't we desmond oh yes 214 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:56,720 like to help don't we desmond oh yes 215 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:57,590 like to help don't we desmond oh yes yeah 216 00:04:57,590 --> 00:04:57,600 yeah 217 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,590 yeah are we not doing anything important on 218 00:04:59,590 --> 00:04:59,600 are we not doing anything important on 219 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,990 are we not doing anything important on sunday are we well you're not i am sean 220 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:02,000 sunday are we well you're not i am sean 221 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,830 sunday are we well you're not i am sean and i are going to give a quiet mature 222 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:03,840 and i are going to give a quiet mature 223 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:08,310 and i are going to give a quiet mature lesson in the art of domino play 224 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:08,320 225 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,990 excuse me 226 00:05:10,990 --> 00:05:11,000 excuse me 227 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,189 excuse me [Applause] 228 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:13,199 [Applause] 229 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:14,870 [Applause] uh hello 230 00:05:14,870 --> 00:05:14,880 uh hello 231 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,310 uh hello why you have to tell the vicar you're 232 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:16,320 why you have to tell the vicar you're 233 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,270 why you have to tell the vicar you're playing dummy knows on sunday 234 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:19,280 playing dummy knows on sunday 235 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,469 playing dummy knows on sunday right 236 00:05:20,469 --> 00:05:20,479 right 237 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:25,880 right you think you're going to draw a huh 238 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:25,890 239 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:37,029 [Laughter] 240 00:05:37,029 --> 00:05:37,039 241 00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:38,550 put that stupid book down and pay 242 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:38,560 put that stupid book down and pay 243 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,150 put that stupid book down and pay attention to me 244 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:40,160 attention to me 245 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,909 attention to me but you said i had to read about the 246 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:41,919 but you said i had to read about the 247 00:05:41,919 --> 00:05:45,189 but you said i had to read about the game before sunday no more no i said you 248 00:05:45,189 --> 00:05:45,199 game before sunday no more no i said you 249 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:48,150 game before sunday no more no i said you have to learn to read the game 250 00:05:48,150 --> 00:05:48,160 have to learn to read the game 251 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,950 have to learn to read the game and you can only do that by playing it 252 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:50,960 and you can only do that by playing it 253 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,270 and you can only do that by playing it feel the pieces they come alive in your 254 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:53,280 feel the pieces they come alive in your 255 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:56,070 feel the pieces they come alive in your hand they talk to you 256 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:56,080 hand they talk to you 257 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,830 hand they talk to you i'm coming or coming 258 00:05:57,830 --> 00:05:57,840 i'm coming or coming 259 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,510 i'm coming or coming you're wasting your breath the only 260 00:05:59,510 --> 00:05:59,520 you're wasting your breath the only 261 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,189 you're wasting your breath the only learning that you understand is book 262 00:06:01,189 --> 00:06:01,199 learning that you understand is book 263 00:06:01,199 --> 00:06:03,029 learning that you understand is book learning you don't have the same animal 264 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:03,039 learning you don't have the same animal 265 00:06:03,039 --> 00:06:06,550 learning you don't have the same animal instincts like we do 266 00:06:06,550 --> 00:06:06,560 instincts like we do 267 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,710 instincts like we do i wouldn't boast if i were you desmond 268 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:08,720 i wouldn't boast if i were you desmond 269 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:12,150 i wouldn't boast if i were you desmond there's an old african saying 270 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:12,160 there's an old african saying 271 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,950 there's an old african saying a tiger has seven whiskers but where do 272 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:14,960 a tiger has seven whiskers but where do 273 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:19,270 a tiger has seven whiskers but where do you stand to count 274 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:19,280 275 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:26,309 think them it 276 00:06:26,309 --> 00:06:26,319 277 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:29,990 you can't frighten me 278 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:30,000 279 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:35,189 wow 280 00:06:35,189 --> 00:06:35,199 281 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:37,590 when is this game starting after lunch 282 00:06:37,590 --> 00:06:37,600 when is this game starting after lunch 283 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,430 when is this game starting after lunch tomorrow i mean you can't play dominoes 284 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:39,440 tomorrow i mean you can't play dominoes 285 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,870 tomorrow i mean you can't play dominoes on an empty stomach 286 00:06:40,870 --> 00:06:40,880 on an empty stomach 287 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:44,950 on an empty stomach well no a table would be better 288 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:44,960 well no a table would be better 289 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:50,469 well no a table would be better yes a table would be better 290 00:06:50,469 --> 00:06:50,479 291 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:52,469 one thing i've grown to love in this 292 00:06:52,469 --> 00:06:52,479 one thing i've grown to love in this 293 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:55,270 one thing i've grown to love in this country is this traditional sunday lunch 294 00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:55,280 country is this traditional sunday lunch 295 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:57,589 country is this traditional sunday lunch the gathering of family and best love 296 00:06:57,589 --> 00:06:57,599 the gathering of family and best love 297 00:06:57,599 --> 00:06:59,350 the gathering of family and best love friends around the table 298 00:06:59,350 --> 00:06:59,360 friends around the table 299 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,990 friends around the table oh the subtle aroma of the sizzling side 300 00:07:01,990 --> 00:07:02,000 oh the subtle aroma of the sizzling side 301 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,870 oh the subtle aroma of the sizzling side of beads 302 00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:04,880 303 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,029 don't bust a blood vessel i was going to 304 00:07:07,029 --> 00:07:07,039 don't bust a blood vessel i was going to 305 00:07:07,039 --> 00:07:09,029 don't bust a blood vessel i was going to invite you to lunch 306 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:09,039 invite you to lunch 307 00:07:09,039 --> 00:07:10,390 invite you to lunch i just have to hurry back from sunday 308 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:10,400 i just have to hurry back from sunday 309 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,270 i just have to hurry back from sunday school ah yes the sunday school teacher 310 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:13,280 school ah yes the sunday school teacher 311 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,830 school ah yes the sunday school teacher i used to hate sunday school i had to 312 00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:15,840 i used to hate sunday school i had to 313 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,230 i used to hate sunday school i had to polish my shoes put on my long trousers 314 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:18,240 polish my shoes put on my long trousers 315 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,909 polish my shoes put on my long trousers and my mother used to look in my ears at 316 00:07:19,909 --> 00:07:19,919 and my mother used to look in my ears at 317 00:07:19,919 --> 00:07:21,510 and my mother used to look in my ears at least a dozen times before i left the 318 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:21,520 least a dozen times before i left the 319 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,990 least a dozen times before i left the house i wonder what she was looking for 320 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:24,000 house i wonder what she was looking for 321 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,830 house i wonder what she was looking for his brains 322 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:25,840 his brains 323 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,550 his brains i hold the surface before tomorrow 324 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:28,560 i hold the surface before tomorrow 325 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,830 i hold the surface before tomorrow i wonder if they still sing the same 326 00:07:29,830 --> 00:07:29,840 i wonder if they still sing the same 327 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,309 i wonder if they still sing the same hymns that we used to of course things 328 00:07:32,309 --> 00:07:32,319 hymns that we used to of course things 329 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,070 hymns that we used to of course things like that never change 330 00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:34,080 like that never change 331 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,990 like that never change all things bright and beautiful 332 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:38,000 all things bright and beautiful 333 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,990 all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small 334 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:42,000 all creatures great and small 335 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:46,550 all creatures great and small earth is wise and wonderful then our god 336 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:46,560 earth is wise and wonderful then our god 337 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,790 earth is wise and wonderful then our god made them all 338 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:48,800 made them all 339 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:53,210 made them all each little flowers 340 00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:53,220 341 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:54,370 [Music] 342 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:54,380 [Music] 343 00:07:54,380 --> 00:08:05,180 [Music] [Applause] 344 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:05,190 345 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:15,110 [Applause] 346 00:08:15,110 --> 00:08:15,120 347 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,550 without him 348 00:08:16,550 --> 00:08:16,560 without him 349 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,550 without him i thought we were staying here at the 350 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:18,560 i thought we were staying here at the 351 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,629 i thought we were staying here at the church oh no 352 00:08:20,629 --> 00:08:20,639 church oh no 353 00:08:20,639 --> 00:08:23,350 church oh no most sundays we have a trip arranged 354 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:23,360 most sundays we have a trip arranged 355 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,869 most sundays we have a trip arranged it was linda's idea to take them to 356 00:08:24,869 --> 00:08:24,879 it was linda's idea to take them to 357 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,390 it was linda's idea to take them to crystal palace but she made a few 358 00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:26,400 crystal palace but she made a few 359 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,670 crystal palace but she made a few minutes ago to say that she couldn't 360 00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:27,680 minutes ago to say that she couldn't 361 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,749 minutes ago to say that she couldn't make it because her mother is ill 362 00:08:29,749 --> 00:08:29,759 make it because her mother is ill 363 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,270 make it because her mother is ill so if you'd rather not i don't know 364 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:31,280 so if you'd rather not i don't know 365 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:33,029 so if you'd rather not i don't know crystal palace 366 00:08:33,029 --> 00:08:33,039 crystal palace 367 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:34,469 crystal palace i'll have to phone and let this one know 368 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:34,479 i'll have to phone and let this one know 369 00:08:34,479 --> 00:08:36,469 i'll have to phone and let this one know i'll be home later than i thought of 370 00:08:36,469 --> 00:08:36,479 i'll be home later than i thought of 371 00:08:36,479 --> 00:08:38,070 i'll be home later than i thought of course 372 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:38,080 course 373 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,350 course do an 374 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:39,360 do an 375 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,870 do an 071 376 00:08:40,870 --> 00:08:40,880 071 377 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,909 071 then another then sent thank you 378 00:08:43,909 --> 00:08:43,919 then another then sent thank you 379 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:46,470 then another then sent thank you as there are only six of them uh 380 00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:46,480 as there are only six of them uh 381 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,389 as there are only six of them uh i think this should cover the expenses 382 00:08:48,389 --> 00:08:48,399 i think this should cover the expenses 383 00:08:48,399 --> 00:08:51,750 i think this should cover the expenses thanks 384 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:51,760 385 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,949 six not one two three four 386 00:08:54,949 --> 00:08:54,959 six not one two three four 387 00:08:54,959 --> 00:08:56,630 six not one two three four there's one 388 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:56,640 there's one 389 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,550 there's one yes we're going on a sunday school 390 00:08:58,550 --> 00:08:58,560 yes we're going on a sunday school 391 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,190 yes we're going on a sunday school outing yes 392 00:09:01,190 --> 00:09:01,200 outing yes 393 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,509 outing yes christmas where are we going soon soon 394 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:03,519 christmas where are we going soon soon 395 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:04,790 christmas where are we going soon soon soon 396 00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:04,800 soon 397 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:08,630 soon crystal palace crystal palace christmas 398 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:08,640 crystal palace crystal palace christmas 399 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,870 crystal palace crystal palace christmas just calm down please 400 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:10,880 just calm down please 401 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,190 just calm down please i want you all if you can to be on your 402 00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:13,200 i want you all if you can to be on your 403 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,710 i want you all if you can to be on your best behavior for mrs ambrose 404 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:16,720 best behavior for mrs ambrose 405 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,949 best behavior for mrs ambrose ambrosia let's call her miss rice 406 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:18,959 ambrosia let's call her miss rice 407 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:25,269 ambrosia let's call her miss rice pudding 408 00:09:25,269 --> 00:09:25,279 409 00:09:25,279 --> 00:09:27,030 the service is about to start i really 410 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:27,040 the service is about to start i really 411 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,630 the service is about to start i really must be going uh 412 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:28,640 must be going uh 413 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,190 must be going uh but you've got to peel them first 414 00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:31,200 but you've got to peel them first 415 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,550 but you've got to peel them first sean will show you how um uh about um 416 00:09:34,550 --> 00:09:34,560 sean will show you how um uh about um 417 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:38,550 sean will show you how um uh about um three o'clock yes bye 418 00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:38,560 three o'clock yes bye 419 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,790 three o'clock yes bye oh bless you 420 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:40,800 oh bless you 421 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,550 oh bless you thank you 422 00:09:42,550 --> 00:09:42,560 thank you 423 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,430 thank you uh-uh 424 00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:43,440 uh-uh 425 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,590 uh-uh that is for your lunch so you will eat 426 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:45,600 that is for your lunch so you will eat 427 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,870 that is for your lunch so you will eat it at lunch time right everyone in twos 428 00:09:48,870 --> 00:09:48,880 it at lunch time right everyone in twos 429 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,710 it at lunch time right everyone in twos come on come on otherwise we'll never 430 00:09:50,710 --> 00:09:50,720 come on come on otherwise we'll never 431 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,630 come on come on otherwise we'll never get to crystal palace you do want to go 432 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:52,640 get to crystal palace you do want to go 433 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,630 get to crystal palace you do want to go don't you nah 434 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:54,640 don't you nah 435 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,310 don't you nah that is a shame because you're going 436 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:56,320 that is a shame because you're going 437 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,389 that is a shame because you're going anywhere come on 438 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:58,399 anywhere come on 439 00:09:58,399 --> 00:10:00,310 anywhere come on off we go 440 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:00,320 off we go 441 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,590 off we go miss yes yeah wait wait stop what is it 442 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:03,600 miss yes yeah wait wait stop what is it 443 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,269 miss yes yeah wait wait stop what is it guess what wayne's around the corner 444 00:10:05,269 --> 00:10:05,279 guess what wayne's around the corner 445 00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:07,030 guess what wayne's around the corner having a cigarette shall we just leave 446 00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:07,040 having a cigarette shall we just leave 447 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,150 having a cigarette shall we just leave him miss having a cigarette 448 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:10,160 him miss having a cigarette 449 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,790 him miss having a cigarette what corner over there 450 00:10:12,790 --> 00:10:12,800 what corner over there 451 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,550 what corner over there right 452 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:14,560 right 453 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:23,990 right wait here 454 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:24,000 455 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,030 wayne 456 00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:25,040 wayne 457 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,630 wayne i don't think it's a good idea for you 458 00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:26,640 i don't think it's a good idea for you 459 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,949 i don't think it's a good idea for you to smoke why not i do it all the time 460 00:10:28,949 --> 00:10:28,959 to smoke why not i do it all the time 461 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:31,269 to smoke why not i do it all the time well you're not going to do it today 462 00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:31,279 well you're not going to do it today 463 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:32,949 well you're not going to do it today who's going to stop me 464 00:10:32,949 --> 00:10:32,959 who's going to stop me 465 00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:33,600 who's going to stop me no one 466 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:33,610 no one 467 00:10:33,610 --> 00:10:36,230 no one [Music] 468 00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:36,240 [Music] 469 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,910 [Music] you are going to stop of your own accord 470 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:37,920 you are going to stop of your own accord 471 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,750 you are going to stop of your own accord because we're not going anywhere until 472 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:39,760 because we're not going anywhere until 473 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,970 because we're not going anywhere until you do oh no 474 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:42,980 475 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:44,949 [Music] 476 00:10:44,949 --> 00:10:44,959 [Music] 477 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:47,750 [Music] don't care i've got loads more 478 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:47,760 don't care i've got loads more 479 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:53,110 don't care i've got loads more give them to me 480 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:53,120 481 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,750 everyone in twos off we go 482 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:55,760 everyone in twos off we go 483 00:10:55,760 --> 00:11:01,260 everyone in twos off we go in twos come on 484 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:01,270 485 00:11:01,270 --> 00:11:09,370 [Music] 486 00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:09,380 [Music] 487 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:12,310 [Music] [Applause] 488 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:12,320 [Applause] 489 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:19,269 [Applause] stop 490 00:11:19,269 --> 00:11:19,279 491 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,710 the one 492 00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:20,720 the one 493 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,990 the one two three 494 00:11:21,990 --> 00:11:22,000 two three 495 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,030 two three four 496 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:23,040 four 497 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,870 four there's somebody missing 498 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:24,880 there's somebody missing 499 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:35,760 there's somebody missing who is it amani oh he's in a toilet mix 500 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:35,770 501 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:43,509 [Music] 502 00:11:43,509 --> 00:11:43,519 503 00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:47,190 where is that boy where is 504 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:47,200 where is that boy where is 505 00:11:47,200 --> 00:12:01,509 where is that boy where is [Music] 506 00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:01,519 507 00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:07,030 i said stop running around and sit down 508 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:07,040 509 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,870 why don't you come over here and sit 510 00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:08,880 why don't you come over here and sit 511 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,110 why don't you come over here and sit beside me 512 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:11,120 beside me 513 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:16,310 beside me now 514 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:16,320 515 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,829 we're gonna have a great time at crystal 516 00:12:17,829 --> 00:12:17,839 we're gonna have a great time at crystal 517 00:12:17,839 --> 00:12:21,590 we're gonna have a great time at crystal palace today aren't we 518 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:21,600 519 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,430 there's so much to do 520 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:23,440 there's so much to do 521 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,949 there's so much to do there's a huge dinosaurs there's the zoo 522 00:12:26,949 --> 00:12:26,959 there's a huge dinosaurs there's the zoo 523 00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:29,750 there's a huge dinosaurs there's the zoo there's the maze miss why is waiting on 524 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:29,760 there's the maze miss why is waiting on 525 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:37,250 there's the maze miss why is waiting on that bus over there 526 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:37,260 527 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:45,420 [Laughter] 528 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:45,430 529 00:12:45,430 --> 00:13:04,230 [Music] 530 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:04,240 531 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:09,030 here comes desmond ambrose masterchef 532 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:09,040 533 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,949 don't put up your glass too hi desmond 534 00:13:10,949 --> 00:13:10,959 don't put up your glass too hi desmond 535 00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:16,170 don't put up your glass too hi desmond you're hot enough for any woman 536 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:16,180 537 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:17,910 [Music] 538 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:17,920 [Music] 539 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,829 [Music] yo 540 00:13:18,829 --> 00:13:18,839 yo 541 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,629 yo john 542 00:13:20,629 --> 00:13:20,639 john 543 00:13:20,639 --> 00:13:24,470 john just a minute one two three 544 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:24,480 just a minute one two three 545 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:34,230 just a minute one two three wait don't move 546 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:34,240 547 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,150 everything's fine 548 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:36,160 everything's fine 549 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,400 everything's fine yes yes just put this one down please 550 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:39,410 yes yes just put this one down please 551 00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:41,670 yes yes just put this one down please [Applause] 552 00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:41,680 [Applause] 553 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,750 [Applause] charlie what's going on dad oh wait wait 554 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:43,760 charlie what's going on dad oh wait wait 555 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,550 charlie what's going on dad oh wait wait wait you in camerawell cemetery 556 00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:46,560 wait you in camerawell cemetery 557 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,750 wait you in camerawell cemetery i thought he was supposed to be at 558 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:47,760 i thought he was supposed to be at 559 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,110 i thought he was supposed to be at crystal palace 560 00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:49,120 crystal palace 561 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,710 crystal palace not much of an outing for the children 562 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:50,720 not much of an outing for the children 563 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,710 not much of an outing for the children in a cemetery not much life there 564 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:54,720 in a cemetery not much life there 565 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,949 in a cemetery not much life there my dad there's one look i've lost one of 566 00:13:56,949 --> 00:13:56,959 my dad there's one look i've lost one of 567 00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,710 my dad there's one look i've lost one of the children i started out with six and 568 00:13:58,710 --> 00:13:58,720 the children i started out with six and 569 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:05,590 the children i started out with six and now i only got five you said to start 570 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:05,600 571 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,910 you know i'm not talking about potatoes 572 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:07,920 you know i'm not talking about potatoes 573 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,750 you know i'm not talking about potatoes i'm talking about when he got on the 574 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:09,760 i'm talking about when he got on the 575 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,269 i'm talking about when he got on the wrong bus he didn't fancy the cemetery 576 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:13,279 wrong bus he didn't fancy the cemetery 577 00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:16,230 wrong bus he didn't fancy the cemetery desmond don't be stupid i lost him how 578 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:16,240 desmond don't be stupid i lost him how 579 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,750 desmond don't be stupid i lost him how come you never lose any of ours sheila 580 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:19,760 come you never lose any of ours sheila 581 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,350 come you never lose any of ours sheila i don't know so what do you want me to 582 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:21,360 i don't know so what do you want me to 583 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,509 i don't know so what do you want me to do i'm gonna go back to the bus station 584 00:14:23,509 --> 00:14:23,519 do i'm gonna go back to the bus station 585 00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:25,350 do i'm gonna go back to the bus station and i want you to meet me there so you 586 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:25,360 and i want you to meet me there so you 587 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,430 and i want you to meet me there so you can take care of the other kids 588 00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:27,440 can take care of the other kids 589 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,470 can take care of the other kids how will i recognize you 590 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:30,480 how will i recognize you 591 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,670 how will i recognize you just get there please and hurry up 592 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:33,680 just get there please and hurry up 593 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,350 just get there please and hurry up stay where you are 594 00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:35,360 stay where you are 595 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:39,509 stay where you are what hurry up i'm hurrying i'm hurrying 596 00:14:39,509 --> 00:14:39,519 what hurry up i'm hurrying i'm hurrying 597 00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:41,509 what hurry up i'm hurrying i'm hurrying all right everything will be all right 598 00:14:41,509 --> 00:14:41,519 all right everything will be all right 599 00:14:41,519 --> 00:14:43,670 all right everything will be all right as long as we don't panic don't worry 600 00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:43,680 as long as we don't panic don't worry 601 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,509 as long as we don't panic don't worry dad you're finding no sweat 602 00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:45,519 dad you're finding no sweat 603 00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:46,790 dad you're finding no sweat jacket you've never managed to hire me 604 00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:46,800 jacket you've never managed to hire me 605 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,230 jacket you've never managed to hire me for very long have you then precisely 606 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:48,240 for very long have you then precisely 607 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,110 for very long have you then precisely come with me let's go oh hang on what 608 00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:51,120 come with me let's go oh hang on what 609 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,030 come with me let's go oh hang on what the match uncle pork pineapple beer in a 610 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:53,040 the match uncle pork pineapple beer in a 611 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,189 the match uncle pork pineapple beer in a minute oh i'm much postponed due to 612 00:14:55,189 --> 00:14:55,199 minute oh i'm much postponed due to 613 00:14:55,199 --> 00:14:57,269 minute oh i'm much postponed due to unforeseen circumstances leave a note on 614 00:14:57,269 --> 00:14:57,279 unforeseen circumstances leave a note on 615 00:14:57,279 --> 00:14:58,790 unforeseen circumstances leave a note on the door hey you're pretty cool in an 616 00:14:58,790 --> 00:14:58,800 the door hey you're pretty cool in an 617 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,949 the door hey you're pretty cool in an emergency dad well i'm an ambrose we're 618 00:15:00,949 --> 00:15:00,959 emergency dad well i'm an ambrose we're 619 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:02,710 emergency dad well i'm an ambrose we're known for our calmness throughout the 620 00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:02,720 known for our calmness throughout the 621 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,389 known for our calmness throughout the whole of the year 622 00:15:04,389 --> 00:15:04,399 whole of the year 623 00:15:04,399 --> 00:15:07,829 whole of the year you finished yeah correct let's go 624 00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:07,839 you finished yeah correct let's go 625 00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:10,230 you finished yeah correct let's go to potatoes 626 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:10,240 to potatoes 627 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,389 to potatoes sorry i've turned them down the chicken 628 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:12,399 sorry i've turned them down the chicken 629 00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:14,710 sorry i've turned them down the chicken you can't have cocoa chicken 2500 and 630 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:14,720 you can't have cocoa chicken 2500 and 631 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,030 you can't have cocoa chicken 2500 and half forget again you'll get mad foul 632 00:15:17,030 --> 00:15:17,040 half forget again you'll get mad foul 633 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,350 half forget again you'll get mad foul disease 634 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:19,360 disease 635 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,269 disease you stare and finish the lunch the thing 636 00:15:21,269 --> 00:15:21,279 you stare and finish the lunch the thing 637 00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:22,870 you stare and finish the lunch the thing to remember is that you only make a bad 638 00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:22,880 to remember is that you only make a bad 639 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:27,030 to remember is that you only make a bad situation worse by panicking right um 640 00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:27,040 situation worse by panicking right um 641 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,829 situation worse by panicking right um um 642 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:29,839 643 00:15:29,839 --> 00:15:35,430 it's next to the corn flakes then 644 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:35,440 645 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,509 dad what you still got your slippers on 646 00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:37,519 dad what you still got your slippers on 647 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:43,190 dad what you still got your slippers on man 648 00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:43,200 649 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:54,629 [Music] 650 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:54,639 651 00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:56,230 desmond 652 00:15:56,230 --> 00:15:56,240 desmond 653 00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:01,670 desmond desmond 654 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:01,680 655 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:06,470 don't test my faith 656 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:06,480 657 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,629 he was on a bus desperate but why didn't 658 00:16:08,629 --> 00:16:08,639 he was on a bus desperate but why didn't 659 00:16:08,639 --> 00:16:11,829 he was on a bus desperate but why didn't you stop him with what a roadblock 660 00:16:11,829 --> 00:16:11,839 you stop him with what a roadblock 661 00:16:11,839 --> 00:16:14,550 you stop him with what a roadblock miss miss what is it amani i want to go 662 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:14,560 miss miss what is it amani i want to go 663 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,949 miss miss what is it amani i want to go to the toilet no 664 00:16:16,949 --> 00:16:16,959 to the toilet no 665 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:17,910 to the toilet no yes 666 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:17,920 yes 667 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,110 yes wait 668 00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:19,120 wait 669 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,150 wait there's one you're going to have to take 670 00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:20,160 there's one you're going to have to take 671 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,749 there's one you're going to have to take your kids back to the shop with you i'm 672 00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:21,759 your kids back to the shop with you i'm 673 00:16:21,759 --> 00:16:23,350 your kids back to the shop with you i'm going to phone the faker you must be 674 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:23,360 going to phone the faker you must be 675 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,509 going to phone the faker you must be halfway across london by now no you 676 00:16:25,509 --> 00:16:25,519 halfway across london by now no you 677 00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:27,269 halfway across london by now no you won't you'll be in church 678 00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:27,279 won't you'll be in church 679 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,269 won't you'll be in church i mean wayne i mean the vicar you can't 680 00:16:29,269 --> 00:16:29,279 i mean wayne i mean the vicar you can't 681 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,110 i mean wayne i mean the vicar you can't phone him he'll be in church he'll have 682 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:31,120 phone him he'll be in church he'll have 683 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,110 phone him he'll be in church he'll have his mobile what's this world commenter 684 00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:33,120 his mobile what's this world commenter 685 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:39,189 his mobile what's this world commenter when vicar's got phones 686 00:16:39,189 --> 00:16:39,199 687 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,470 listen children 688 00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:40,480 listen children 689 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,990 listen children you'll have to go back to the barber 690 00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:42,000 you'll have to go back to the barber 691 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:56,629 you'll have to go back to the barber shop with mr ambrose yay 692 00:16:56,629 --> 00:16:56,639 693 00:16:56,639 --> 00:16:58,710 all right all right all right come on 694 00:16:58,710 --> 00:16:58,720 all right all right all right come on 695 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:02,710 all right all right all right come on come on let's form an orderly come on 696 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:02,720 697 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,789 okay let's go 698 00:17:04,789 --> 00:17:04,799 okay let's go 699 00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:06,390 okay let's go my dad says you wouldn't go to desmond's 700 00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:06,400 my dad says you wouldn't go to desmond's 701 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:11,429 my dad says you wouldn't go to desmond's if he's tripping over his own hair 702 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:11,439 703 00:17:11,439 --> 00:17:13,829 all right children come along now come 704 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:13,839 all right children come along now come 705 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:30,830 all right children come along now come along 706 00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:30,840 707 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,549 hello 708 00:17:32,549 --> 00:17:32,559 hello 709 00:17:32,559 --> 00:17:36,230 hello vicar 710 00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:36,240 711 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,710 welcome the man you're making us late hi 712 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:38,720 welcome the man you're making us late hi 713 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,390 welcome the man you're making us late hi listen popeye 714 00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:40,400 listen popeye 715 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,549 listen popeye if you're invited to a person's home for 716 00:17:42,549 --> 00:17:42,559 if you're invited to a person's home for 717 00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:44,870 if you're invited to a person's home for lunch or dinner you don't turn up too 718 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:44,880 lunch or dinner you don't turn up too 719 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,789 lunch or dinner you don't turn up too early and if you knew shirley's cooking 720 00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:46,799 early and if you knew shirley's cooking 721 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,470 early and if you knew shirley's cooking like i do you would be camping outside 722 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:48,480 like i do you would be camping outside 723 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,470 like i do you would be camping outside the shop from last night 724 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:50,480 the shop from last night 725 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,789 the shop from last night i'm out watering already 726 00:17:52,789 --> 00:17:52,799 i'm out watering already 727 00:17:52,799 --> 00:18:00,470 i'm out watering already i'm coming 728 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:00,480 729 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:08,390 what's this the feeding of the 5 000 730 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:08,400 731 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:12,950 one two three four oh no guess what 732 00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:12,960 one two three four oh no guess what 733 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,470 one two three four oh no guess what there's one missing 734 00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:14,480 there's one missing 735 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:33,990 there's one missing it's not like simone here he comes 736 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:34,000 737 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,070 i'll tell you what we'll do mrs ambrose 738 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:36,080 i'll tell you what we'll do mrs ambrose 739 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,150 i'll tell you what we'll do mrs ambrose i'll shorten the service and as soon as 740 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:38,160 i'll shorten the service and as soon as 741 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,669 i'll shorten the service and as soon as you get here we'll take my car and go 742 00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:39,679 you get here we'll take my car and go 743 00:18:39,679 --> 00:18:42,310 you get here we'll take my car and go looking for him 744 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:42,320 looking for him 745 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:48,630 looking for him last verse 746 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:48,640 747 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,669 okay okay 748 00:18:51,669 --> 00:18:51,679 749 00:18:51,679 --> 00:18:53,909 geez now i get the picture 750 00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:53,919 geez now i get the picture 751 00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:55,110 geez now i get the picture so what we supposed to do with you lot 752 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:55,120 so what we supposed to do with you lot 753 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,789 so what we supposed to do with you lot then date them up 754 00:18:58,789 --> 00:18:58,799 755 00:18:58,799 --> 00:19:01,750 well i suppose you all want lunch yay 756 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:01,760 well i suppose you all want lunch yay 757 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,549 well i suppose you all want lunch yay what is it chicken yes 758 00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:04,559 what is it chicken yes 759 00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:06,470 what is it chicken yes i don't like chicken i don't think i 760 00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:06,480 i don't like chicken i don't think i 761 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,150 i don't like chicken i don't think i lifted lunch 762 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:08,160 lifted lunch 763 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,750 lifted lunch i'll tell you what children why don't 764 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:09,760 i'll tell you what children why don't 765 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,870 i'll tell you what children why don't y'all come over here and watch your 766 00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:10,880 y'all come over here and watch your 767 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,990 y'all come over here and watch your uncle matthew and me play dummy nose no 768 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:14,000 uncle matthew and me play dummy nose no 769 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,909 uncle matthew and me play dummy nose no we want to play hairdressers no you 770 00:19:15,909 --> 00:19:15,919 we want to play hairdressers no you 771 00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:19,190 we want to play hairdressers no you mustn't come here you 772 00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:19,200 mustn't come here you 773 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,909 mustn't come here you oh you're going to behave nice 774 00:19:21,909 --> 00:19:21,919 oh you're going to behave nice 775 00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:25,830 oh you're going to behave nice hosta lavista baby 776 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:25,840 hosta lavista baby 777 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,230 hosta lavista baby how are you come here 778 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:28,240 how are you come here 779 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,190 how are you come here i'll be back 780 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:31,200 781 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,590 do you know what we do with bad boys in 782 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:33,600 do you know what we do with bad boys in 783 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,270 do you know what we do with bad boys in africa 784 00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:35,280 africa 785 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,750 africa well we make them stand still with their 786 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:37,760 well we make them stand still with their 787 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,549 well we make them stand still with their hands behind their back and say i must 788 00:19:40,549 --> 00:19:40,559 hands behind their back and say i must 789 00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:44,789 hands behind their back and say i must not be naughty you must not be naughty 790 00:19:44,789 --> 00:19:44,799 not be naughty you must not be naughty 791 00:19:44,799 --> 00:19:46,870 not be naughty you must not be naughty just stop that pile up i better catch me 792 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:46,880 just stop that pile up i better catch me 793 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,150 just stop that pile up i better catch me breath and then i'm gonna take charge of 794 00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:48,160 breath and then i'm gonna take charge of 795 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,750 breath and then i'm gonna take charge of things dad sit down before you fall down 796 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:51,760 things dad sit down before you fall down 797 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,620 things dad sit down before you fall down i want to go to the toilet 798 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:54,630 i want to go to the toilet 799 00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:59,270 i want to go to the toilet [Laughter] 800 00:19:59,270 --> 00:19:59,280 [Laughter] 801 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:06,310 [Laughter] i'm hungry really hungry 802 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:06,320 803 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,990 don't you want some lunch or something 804 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:08,000 don't you want some lunch or something 805 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,870 don't you want some lunch or something no 806 00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:08,880 no 807 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,029 no why don't you children pretend to give 808 00:20:11,029 --> 00:20:11,039 why don't you children pretend to give 809 00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:13,669 why don't you children pretend to give your uncle pork buy a haircut they'll 810 00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:13,679 your uncle pork buy a haircut they'll 811 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,590 your uncle pork buy a haircut they'll have to process it you don't have any 812 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:15,600 have to process it you don't have any 813 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,110 have to process it you don't have any hair 814 00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:17,120 hair 815 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,350 hair okay i'm the barber 816 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:19,360 okay i'm the barber 817 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,510 okay i'm the barber look dad look dad i think i'm gonna go 818 00:20:21,510 --> 00:20:21,520 look dad look dad i think i'm gonna go 819 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,950 look dad look dad i think i'm gonna go upstairs and panic about the lunch okay 820 00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:22,960 upstairs and panic about the lunch okay 821 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,990 upstairs and panic about the lunch okay just make sure they don't kill each 822 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:24,000 just make sure they don't kill each 823 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,750 just make sure they don't kill each other each other 824 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:27,760 825 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,630 no 826 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:28,640 no 827 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,950 no i don't have to wash my hands because i 828 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:30,960 i don't have to wash my hands because i 829 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,029 i don't have to wash my hands because i didn't go to the toilet but you have to 830 00:20:33,029 --> 00:20:33,039 didn't go to the toilet but you have to 831 00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:35,669 didn't go to the toilet but you have to wash your hands before lunch yes i will 832 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:35,679 wash your hands before lunch yes i will 833 00:20:35,679 --> 00:20:38,549 wash your hands before lunch yes i will don't worry i'll help you matthew but 834 00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:38,559 don't worry i'll help you matthew but 835 00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:41,510 don't worry i'll help you matthew but down the boy my desmond the wretched boy 836 00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:41,520 down the boy my desmond the wretched boy 837 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:47,080 down the boy my desmond the wretched boy says he's tired 838 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:47,090 839 00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:52,789 [Applause] 840 00:20:52,789 --> 00:20:52,799 841 00:20:52,799 --> 00:20:54,230 look look 842 00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:54,240 look look 843 00:20:54,240 --> 00:21:02,070 look look get over here at once 844 00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:02,080 845 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,470 i suppose you think you're funny 846 00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:04,480 i suppose you think you're funny 847 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,710 i suppose you think you're funny i was only having a laugh you see me 848 00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:06,720 i was only having a laugh you see me 849 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,149 i was only having a laugh you see me laughing 850 00:21:08,149 --> 00:21:08,159 laughing 851 00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:10,950 laughing you can't even take a joke now you hear 852 00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:10,960 you can't even take a joke now you hear 853 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,950 you can't even take a joke now you hear me and hear me good 854 00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:12,960 me and hear me good 855 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,270 me and hear me good you are the most selfish child i have 856 00:21:15,270 --> 00:21:15,280 you are the most selfish child i have 857 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,590 you are the most selfish child i have ever met you ruined the trip to crystal 858 00:21:17,590 --> 00:21:17,600 ever met you ruined the trip to crystal 859 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,029 ever met you ruined the trip to crystal palace 860 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:19,039 palace 861 00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:21,750 palace i was worried sick not knowing what had 862 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:21,760 i was worried sick not knowing what had 863 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,270 i was worried sick not knowing what had happened to you 864 00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:23,280 happened to you 865 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,870 happened to you and now my husband is having to look 866 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:24,880 and now my husband is having to look 867 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,310 and now my husband is having to look after all the other children while i 868 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:26,320 after all the other children while i 869 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,549 after all the other children while i come out looking for you huh 870 00:21:28,549 --> 00:21:28,559 come out looking for you huh 871 00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:29,990 come out looking for you huh you obviously did this because you 872 00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:30,000 you obviously did this because you 873 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,630 you obviously did this because you wanted more attention from me well 874 00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:32,640 wanted more attention from me well 875 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,549 wanted more attention from me well now you've got it 876 00:21:34,549 --> 00:21:34,559 now you've got it 877 00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:37,270 now you've got it i'm gonna understand try me 878 00:21:37,270 --> 00:21:37,280 i'm gonna understand try me 879 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,750 i'm gonna understand try me i might 880 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:39,760 i might 881 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,470 i might not forget it sorry right 882 00:21:42,470 --> 00:21:42,480 not forget it sorry right 883 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,470 not forget it sorry right if you were one of mine you're just like 884 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:44,480 if you were one of mine you're just like 885 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,390 if you were one of mine you're just like my gran it's not my fault if you can't 886 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:46,400 my gran it's not my fault if you can't 887 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,230 my gran it's not my fault if you can't take a joke 888 00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:48,240 take a joke 889 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,029 take a joke fine well you carry on with your fallen 890 00:21:51,029 --> 00:21:51,039 fine well you carry on with your fallen 891 00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:54,149 fine well you carry on with your fallen jokes do exactly as you please 892 00:21:54,149 --> 00:21:54,159 jokes do exactly as you please 893 00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:55,750 jokes do exactly as you please i'm going to see the vicar and then i'm 894 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:55,760 i'm going to see the vicar and then i'm 895 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:59,190 i'm going to see the vicar and then i'm going back to the shop goodbye 896 00:21:59,190 --> 00:21:59,200 going back to the shop goodbye 897 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:11,110 going back to the shop goodbye i said i'm sorry 898 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:11,120 899 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:17,029 right tell me about your question 900 00:22:17,029 --> 00:22:17,039 901 00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:19,430 don't stir it so slow man whisk it look 902 00:22:19,430 --> 00:22:19,440 don't stir it so slow man whisk it look 903 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,230 don't stir it so slow man whisk it look dad i don't know what i'm doing you know 904 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:22,240 dad i don't know what i'm doing you know 905 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,909 dad i don't know what i'm doing you know let me do it i don't want lumps in my 906 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:23,919 let me do it i don't want lumps in my 907 00:22:23,919 --> 00:22:26,070 let me do it i don't want lumps in my gravy 908 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:26,080 gravy 909 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,590 gravy dad what makes your fingers gonna have 910 00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:27,600 dad what makes your fingers gonna have 911 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,669 dad what makes your fingers gonna have lumps in it 912 00:22:29,669 --> 00:22:29,679 lumps in it 913 00:22:29,679 --> 00:22:32,230 lumps in it and it's too thin it should be so sick 914 00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:32,240 and it's too thin it should be so sick 915 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,870 and it's too thin it should be so sick you could slice it dad desmond 916 00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:34,880 you could slice it dad desmond 917 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,390 you could slice it dad desmond it's best to let a man make his own 918 00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:36,400 it's best to let a man make his own 919 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,830 it's best to let a man make his own gravy i should know i'm a gravy 920 00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:38,840 gravy i should know i'm a gravy 921 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,190 gravy i should know i'm a gravy connoisseur well you don't continue 922 00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:41,200 connoisseur well you don't continue 923 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,430 connoisseur well you don't continue destroying my soviets and let me educate 924 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:43,440 destroying my soviets and let me educate 925 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,270 destroying my soviets and let me educate my son give me the spoon no 926 00:22:45,270 --> 00:22:45,280 my son give me the spoon no 927 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,710 my son give me the spoon no gravy was the cause of my downfall pogba 928 00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:48,720 gravy was the cause of my downfall pogba 929 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,789 gravy was the cause of my downfall pogba is there a story attached to this by any 930 00:22:50,789 --> 00:22:50,799 is there a story attached to this by any 931 00:22:50,799 --> 00:22:51,750 is there a story attached to this by any chance 932 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:51,760 chance 933 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,270 chance it was the very night i was going to ask 934 00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:53,280 it was the very night i was going to ask 935 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,669 it was the very night i was going to ask my wife to marry me i cooked her this 936 00:22:55,669 --> 00:22:55,679 my wife to marry me i cooked her this 937 00:22:55,679 --> 00:22:58,470 my wife to marry me i cooked her this lovely meal all her favorite things okra 938 00:22:58,470 --> 00:22:58,480 lovely meal all her favorite things okra 939 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,350 lovely meal all her favorite things okra sweet potato yum roast chicken beans 940 00:23:01,350 --> 00:23:01,360 sweet potato yum roast chicken beans 941 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,750 sweet potato yum roast chicken beans what about the gravy i'll come into that 942 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:03,760 what about the gravy i'll come into that 943 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,510 what about the gravy i'll come into that man 944 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:05,520 man 945 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,909 man don't you taste my gravy she asked me to 946 00:23:07,909 --> 00:23:07,919 don't you taste my gravy she asked me to 947 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:10,470 don't you taste my gravy she asked me to marry her 948 00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:10,480 marry her 949 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:17,190 marry her never underestimate the power of gravy 950 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:17,200 951 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,549 let me see your hands 952 00:23:18,549 --> 00:23:18,559 let me see your hands 953 00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:22,390 let me see your hands check 954 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:22,400 955 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,310 check thank you uncle desmond and i 956 00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:24,320 check thank you uncle desmond and i 957 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,750 check thank you uncle desmond and i tidied the bathroom as well 958 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:25,760 tidied the bathroom as well 959 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,470 tidied the bathroom as well congratulations sit down 960 00:23:28,470 --> 00:23:28,480 congratulations sit down 961 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,710 congratulations sit down all right it's nearly ready now good i'm 962 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:30,720 all right it's nearly ready now good i'm 963 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,149 all right it's nearly ready now good i'm starving 964 00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:32,159 starving 965 00:23:32,159 --> 00:23:35,510 starving well if i may say so that chicken is not 966 00:23:35,510 --> 00:23:35,520 well if i may say so that chicken is not 967 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,990 well if i may say so that chicken is not going to go very far that's right it's 968 00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:38,000 going to go very far that's right it's 969 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,149 going to go very far that's right it's dead 970 00:23:40,149 --> 00:23:40,159 dead 971 00:23:40,159 --> 00:23:42,149 dead don't be good as far as my stomach 972 00:23:42,149 --> 00:23:42,159 don't be good as far as my stomach 973 00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:44,070 don't be good as far as my stomach that's fine with me well i'll have to 974 00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:44,080 that's fine with me well i'll have to 975 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,190 that's fine with me well i'll have to because it's all we've got uncle pork 976 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:45,200 because it's all we've got uncle pork 977 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,310 because it's all we've got uncle pork pie 978 00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:46,320 pie 979 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,830 pie got enough for three more hardly 980 00:23:48,830 --> 00:23:48,840 got enough for three more hardly 981 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,870 got enough for three more hardly charlie you found it yes i wasn't far 982 00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:50,880 charlie you found it yes i wasn't far 983 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,970 charlie you found it yes i wasn't far away 984 00:23:53,970 --> 00:23:53,980 985 00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:57,750 [Applause] 986 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:57,760 987 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,029 sit down and shut up 988 00:24:01,029 --> 00:24:01,039 989 00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:03,269 yes i'll tell you all about it later 990 00:24:03,269 --> 00:24:03,279 yes i'll tell you all about it later 991 00:24:03,279 --> 00:24:05,590 yes i'll tell you all about it later vicar would you stay to lunch oh i don't 992 00:24:05,590 --> 00:24:05,600 vicar would you stay to lunch oh i don't 993 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,510 vicar would you stay to lunch oh i don't know if i should mrs ambry's that 994 00:24:07,510 --> 00:24:07,520 know if i should mrs ambry's that 995 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,310 know if i should mrs ambry's that doesn't seem enough to go round 996 00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:10,320 doesn't seem enough to go round 997 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,149 doesn't seem enough to go round it's the least we can do 998 00:24:12,149 --> 00:24:12,159 it's the least we can do 999 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,269 it's the least we can do well 1000 00:24:13,269 --> 00:24:13,279 well 1001 00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:14,950 well i'll tell you what 1002 00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:14,960 i'll tell you what 1003 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,830 i'll tell you what you know the story of the loaves and 1004 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:16,840 you know the story of the loaves and 1005 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,950 you know the story of the loaves and fishes yes 1006 00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:18,960 fishes yes 1007 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:23,110 fishes yes you can do that can you 1008 00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:23,120 1009 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:27,160 but i know a man who can 1010 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:27,170 but i know a man who can 1011 00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:37,430 but i know a man who can [Applause] 1012 00:24:37,430 --> 00:24:37,440 1013 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:49,029 so 1014 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:49,039 1015 00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:51,120 you