1 00:00:06,399 --> 00:00:12,880 paper was light gold in medieval times 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:12,890 3 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:17,189 [Music] 4 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:17,199 5 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:20,880 i want tobacco sugar 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:20,890 i want tobacco sugar 7 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:23,109 i want tobacco sugar [Music] 8 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:23,119 [Music] 9 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:25,109 [Music] that everything we thought we knew about 10 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:25,119 that everything we thought we knew about 11 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:26,150 that everything we thought we knew about the world 12 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:26,160 the world 13 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:34,710 the world might turn out to be completely wrong 14 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:34,720 15 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:46,229 [Music] 16 00:00:46,229 --> 00:00:46,239 [Music] 17 00:00:46,239 --> 00:00:51,810 [Music] tree 18 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:51,820 19 00:00:51,820 --> 00:01:09,990 [Music] 20 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:10,000 [Music] 21 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,510 [Music] oh yeah 22 00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:11,520 oh yeah 23 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,270 oh yeah oh that's right shell 24 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:13,280 oh that's right shell 25 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,990 oh that's right shell flashes those ganaches 26 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:16,000 flashes those ganaches 27 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,310 flashes those ganaches please i hope you don't have any film in 28 00:01:18,310 --> 00:01:18,320 please i hope you don't have any film in 29 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,950 please i hope you don't have any film in that thing i'm camera shy you know ah 30 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:20,960 that thing i'm camera shy you know ah 31 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,630 that thing i'm camera shy you know ah you're gonna fool me 32 00:01:22,630 --> 00:01:22,640 you're gonna fool me 33 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,350 you're gonna fool me camera this ain't a camera show it looks 34 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:25,360 camera this ain't a camera show it looks 35 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,830 camera this ain't a camera show it looks like a camera to me then i think we can 36 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:27,840 like a camera to me then i think we can 37 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:31,910 like a camera to me then i think we can say it is definitely not a camera 38 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:31,920 39 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:35,429 this is a camcorder video technology at 40 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:35,439 this is a camcorder video technology at 41 00:01:35,439 --> 00:01:40,149 this is a camcorder video technology at its best oh yeah make love to itself 42 00:01:40,149 --> 00:01:40,159 its best oh yeah make love to itself 43 00:01:40,159 --> 00:01:41,910 its best oh yeah make love to itself that's not naomi campbell you're talking 44 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:41,920 that's not naomi campbell you're talking 45 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,830 that's not naomi campbell you're talking to that's my wife 46 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:43,840 to that's my wife 47 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,910 to that's my wife whatever she's sure about that i thought 48 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:45,920 whatever she's sure about that i thought 49 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,870 whatever she's sure about that i thought she was your long-lost daughter 50 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:48,880 she was your long-lost daughter 51 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,870 she was your long-lost daughter what do i want with a long-lost daughter 52 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:50,880 what do i want with a long-lost daughter 53 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,389 what do i want with a long-lost daughter when you want to gotta can't find 54 00:01:52,389 --> 00:01:52,399 when you want to gotta can't find 55 00:01:52,399 --> 00:01:54,069 when you want to gotta can't find because she's out sporting all night 56 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:54,079 because she's out sporting all night 57 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:56,230 because she's out sporting all night until goodness knows when doing goodness 58 00:01:56,230 --> 00:01:56,240 until goodness knows when doing goodness 59 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,030 until goodness knows when doing goodness knows what that goodness knows where 60 00:01:59,030 --> 00:01:59,040 knows what that goodness knows where 61 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,670 knows what that goodness knows where thank goodness i'm not gloria i mean 62 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:01,680 thank goodness i'm not gloria i mean 63 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,270 thank goodness i'm not gloria i mean children stay home and discuss the 64 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:03,280 children stay home and discuss the 65 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,190 children stay home and discuss the future with their parents dears you've 66 00:02:05,190 --> 00:02:05,200 future with their parents dears you've 67 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,709 future with their parents dears you've been watching too much of the cosby show 68 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:06,719 been watching too much of the cosby show 69 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:09,029 been watching too much of the cosby show mate yes mom she only just passed her 70 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:09,039 mate yes mom she only just passed her 71 00:02:09,039 --> 00:02:11,910 mate yes mom she only just passed her exams in the gambia we firmly believe 72 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:11,920 exams in the gambia we firmly believe 73 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,670 exams in the gambia we firmly believe that as much time should be spent on 74 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:13,680 that as much time should be spent on 75 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,150 that as much time should be spent on career guidance as it is on education 76 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:16,160 career guidance as it is on education 77 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,750 career guidance as it is on education you hear that desmond 78 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:17,760 you hear that desmond 79 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,430 you hear that desmond after all those years of studying he's 80 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:19,440 after all those years of studying he's 81 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,430 after all those years of studying he's gonna take just as long deciding which 82 00:02:21,430 --> 00:02:21,440 gonna take just as long deciding which 83 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,110 gonna take just as long deciding which job he wanted 84 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:23,120 job he wanted 85 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,949 job he wanted i always know what career my talents 86 00:02:24,949 --> 00:02:24,959 i always know what career my talents 87 00:02:24,959 --> 00:02:26,949 i always know what career my talents were destined for this and what is that 88 00:02:26,949 --> 00:02:26,959 were destined for this and what is that 89 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:30,550 were destined for this and what is that then tone 90 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:30,560 91 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,869 do you know when i needed someone to 92 00:02:32,869 --> 00:02:32,879 do you know when i needed someone to 93 00:02:32,879 --> 00:02:34,710 do you know when i needed someone to supervise the decoration of one of my 94 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:34,720 supervise the decoration of one of my 95 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,869 supervise the decoration of one of my flats why do you think i turned to 96 00:02:36,869 --> 00:02:36,879 flats why do you think i turned to 97 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:39,190 flats why do you think i turned to louise and not to gloria because gloria 98 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:39,200 louise and not to gloria because gloria 99 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,710 louise and not to gloria because gloria would have reported you to the low pay 100 00:02:40,710 --> 00:02:40,720 would have reported you to the low pay 101 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,910 would have reported you to the low pay unit no because louise knows what she 102 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:43,920 unit no because louise knows what she 103 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,150 unit no because louise knows what she wants out of life and one is simply 104 00:02:46,150 --> 00:02:46,160 wants out of life and one is simply 105 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,190 wants out of life and one is simply responding to that 106 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:49,200 107 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,110 well thanks to one my daughter is out 108 00:02:51,110 --> 00:02:51,120 well thanks to one my daughter is out 109 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,869 well thanks to one my daughter is out with louise all the time looking after 110 00:02:52,869 --> 00:02:52,879 with louise all the time looking after 111 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:55,190 with louise all the time looking after your blasted flat instead of staying 112 00:02:55,190 --> 00:02:55,200 your blasted flat instead of staying 113 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,270 your blasted flat instead of staying home deciding on her career i was great 114 00:02:57,270 --> 00:02:57,280 home deciding on her career i was great 115 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,509 home deciding on her career i was great does that's great do it again 116 00:02:59,509 --> 00:02:59,519 does that's great do it again 117 00:02:59,519 --> 00:03:02,390 does that's great do it again instead of staying here 118 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:02,400 instead of staying here 119 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,670 instead of staying here deciding on her career oh yes i'll tell 120 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:05,680 deciding on her career oh yes i'll tell 121 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,110 deciding on her career oh yes i'll tell you what i think i'm getting the hang of 122 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:07,120 you what i think i'm getting the hang of 123 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:11,350 you what i think i'm getting the hang of this directing locked down to a tick 124 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:11,360 125 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,550 that's the sort of thing i've been 126 00:03:12,550 --> 00:03:12,560 that's the sort of thing i've been 127 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,430 that's the sort of thing i've been filming live i had a camera so 128 00:03:15,430 --> 00:03:15,440 filming live i had a camera so 129 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,589 filming live i had a camera so you just gave me a great idea 130 00:03:19,589 --> 00:03:19,599 131 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,830 ah this is the life girl 132 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:21,840 ah this is the life girl 133 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,390 ah this is the life girl quite light in no more advising for a 134 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:24,400 quite light in no more advising for a 135 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,949 quite light in no more advising for a levels no more revising ever 136 00:03:26,949 --> 00:03:26,959 levels no more revising ever 137 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:29,190 levels no more revising ever a couple of lagers a couple of my dad's 138 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:29,200 a couple of lagers a couple of my dad's 139 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,229 a couple of lagers a couple of my dad's lagers 140 00:03:30,229 --> 00:03:30,239 lagers 141 00:03:30,239 --> 00:03:32,869 lagers and my own pads i wish it was more than 142 00:03:32,869 --> 00:03:32,879 and my own pads i wish it was more than 143 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,470 and my own pads i wish it was more than two weeks though oh the right matthew's 144 00:03:34,470 --> 00:03:34,480 two weeks though oh the right matthew's 145 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,830 two weeks though oh the right matthew's decorators are going to look like you'll 146 00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:35,840 decorators are going to look like you'll 147 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,350 decorators are going to look like you'll be here forever even better 148 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:39,360 be here forever even better 149 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,030 be here forever even better you know i've always envied you gloria 150 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:41,040 you know i've always envied you gloria 151 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,110 you know i've always envied you gloria back at a queue 152 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:43,120 back at a queue 153 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,710 back at a queue level-headed 154 00:03:44,710 --> 00:03:44,720 level-headed 155 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,390 level-headed brought up in a happy understanding 156 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:46,400 brought up in a happy understanding 157 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,309 brought up in a happy understanding family environment let me sound like the 158 00:03:48,309 --> 00:03:48,319 family environment let me sound like the 159 00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:50,550 family environment let me sound like the waltons i mean 160 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:50,560 waltons i mean 161 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,630 waltons i mean you know where you've come from what 162 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:52,640 you know where you've come from what 163 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,190 you know where you've come from what pick um you know where you're going well 164 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:55,200 pick um you know where you're going well 165 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,390 pick um you know where you're going well it was going to be pecking but it looks 166 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:56,400 it was going to be pecking but it looks 167 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,470 it was going to be pecking but it looks like i've missed the last bus so uh 168 00:03:58,470 --> 00:03:58,480 like i've missed the last bus so uh 169 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,789 like i've missed the last bus so uh ain't that a shame i hope you're gonna 170 00:04:00,789 --> 00:04:00,799 ain't that a shame i hope you're gonna 171 00:04:00,799 --> 00:04:01,990 ain't that a shame i hope you're gonna found home 172 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:02,000 found home 173 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,630 found home what are you my mother 174 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:04,640 what are you my mother 175 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,990 what are you my mother gloria 176 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:06,000 gloria 177 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,270 gloria i don't care 178 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:09,280 i don't care 179 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,190 i don't care if you're either now you're eighty you 180 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:11,200 if you're either now you're eighty you 181 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,869 if you're either now you're eighty you must have your campfire to come home at 182 00:04:12,869 --> 00:04:12,879 must have your campfire to come home at 183 00:04:12,879 --> 00:04:14,630 must have your campfire to come home at night i don't know what it's like and he 184 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:14,640 night i don't know what it's like and he 185 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,150 night i don't know what it's like and he went that clock's missed 186 00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:16,160 went that clock's missed 187 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,590 went that clock's missed gloria you're thinking more about what 188 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:17,600 gloria you're thinking more about what 189 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,110 gloria you're thinking more about what job you're going to do 190 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:19,120 job you're going to do 191 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,550 job you're going to do honestly they treat me like their 192 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:20,560 honestly they treat me like their 193 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,830 honestly they treat me like their daughter 194 00:04:21,830 --> 00:04:21,840 daughter 195 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,670 daughter i know it must be such a hassle having 196 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:23,680 i know it must be such a hassle having 197 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,990 i know it must be such a hassle having someone show a keen interest in you 198 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:26,000 someone show a keen interest in you 199 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,150 someone show a keen interest in you interest after 18 years keen interest 200 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:28,160 interest after 18 years keen interest 201 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,310 interest after 18 years keen interest even you'd find the repayment's a hassle 202 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:30,320 even you'd find the repayment's a hassle 203 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,710 even you'd find the repayment's a hassle anyway we're independent women of the 204 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:32,720 anyway we're independent women of the 205 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,790 anyway we're independent women of the 90s 206 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:34,800 90s 207 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,070 90s hmm 208 00:04:36,070 --> 00:04:36,080 hmm 209 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:39,030 hmm it's got a certain ring to it 210 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:39,040 it's got a certain ring to it 211 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,790 it's got a certain ring to it i've just had an idea save it for 212 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:40,800 i've just had an idea save it for 213 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,629 i've just had an idea save it for university 214 00:04:42,629 --> 00:04:42,639 university 215 00:04:42,639 --> 00:04:44,870 university no we could get our own place imagine it 216 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:44,880 no we could get our own place imagine it 217 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,150 no we could get our own place imagine it gloria we could live like this all year 218 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:46,160 gloria we could live like this all year 219 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,430 gloria we could live like this all year round 220 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:47,440 round 221 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,390 round well i get parole for good behaviour 222 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:50,400 well i get parole for good behaviour 223 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,070 well i get parole for good behaviour i don't think so and i've got enough of 224 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:52,080 i don't think so and i've got enough of 225 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,909 i don't think so and i've got enough of my play as it is but you just said you 226 00:04:53,909 --> 00:04:53,919 my play as it is but you just said you 227 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,550 my play as it is but you just said you was an independent woman of the 90s i am 228 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:56,560 was an independent woman of the 90s i am 229 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,469 was an independent woman of the 90s i am but i'm also a creature of comfort and 230 00:04:58,469 --> 00:04:58,479 but i'm also a creature of comfort and 231 00:04:58,479 --> 00:04:59,430 but i'm also a creature of comfort and at home 232 00:04:59,430 --> 00:04:59,440 at home 233 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:06,150 at home it's free 234 00:05:06,150 --> 00:05:06,160 235 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,469 move over spike the fresh prince of 236 00:05:08,469 --> 00:05:08,479 move over spike the fresh prince of 237 00:05:08,479 --> 00:05:11,110 move over spike the fresh prince of pekkam is here 238 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:11,120 pekkam is here 239 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,749 pekkam is here are you 100 sure about all this 240 00:05:13,749 --> 00:05:13,759 are you 100 sure about all this 241 00:05:13,759 --> 00:05:16,230 are you 100 sure about all this there's all goes spare time all i'll be 242 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:16,240 there's all goes spare time all i'll be 243 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,150 there's all goes spare time all i'll be doing is videoing the life of barbershop 244 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:18,160 doing is videoing the life of barbershop 245 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,830 doing is videoing the life of barbershop i mean what's he got to go spear about 246 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:19,840 i mean what's he got to go spear about 247 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:20,629 i mean what's he got to go spear about hey 248 00:05:20,629 --> 00:05:20,639 hey 249 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:22,469 hey well little things like you unscrewing 250 00:05:22,469 --> 00:05:22,479 well little things like you unscrewing 251 00:05:22,479 --> 00:05:24,550 well little things like you unscrewing the legs to his table getting me to rig 252 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:24,560 the legs to his table getting me to rig 253 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,710 the legs to his table getting me to rig his hand shower you taking the springs 254 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:26,720 his hand shower you taking the springs 255 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,629 his hand shower you taking the springs out of the tilt also you can win five 256 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:28,639 out of the tilt also you can win five 257 00:05:28,639 --> 00:05:30,870 out of the tilt also you can win five grand on you've been frank yeah and 258 00:05:30,870 --> 00:05:30,880 grand on you've been frank yeah and 259 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,710 grand on you've been frank yeah and what's he got to go spare about saying 260 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:32,720 what's he got to go spare about saying 261 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,790 what's he got to go spare about saying you're making a low budget european art 262 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:34,800 you're making a low budget european art 263 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,029 you're making a low budget european art house movie set in a barber shop the 264 00:05:37,029 --> 00:05:37,039 house movie set in a barber shop the 265 00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:40,960 house movie set in a barber shop the hairdresser's husband too 266 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:40,970 267 00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:41,410 [Music] 268 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:41,420 [Music] 269 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:50,310 [Music] [Applause] 270 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:50,320 271 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,350 i can see the reviews now 272 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:53,360 i can see the reviews now 273 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:56,390 i can see the reviews now matthew adds very similar to you to a 274 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:56,400 matthew adds very similar to you to a 275 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,790 matthew adds very similar to you to a gargantuan film of intellectual and 276 00:05:58,790 --> 00:05:58,800 gargantuan film of intellectual and 277 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,100 gargantuan film of intellectual and artistic integrity 278 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:00,110 artistic integrity 279 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,950 artistic integrity [Applause] 280 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:02,960 [Applause] 281 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,210 [Applause] dirty rain 282 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:05,220 dirty rain 283 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:09,350 dirty rain [Laughter] 284 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:09,360 [Laughter] 285 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:13,510 [Laughter] probably the best barber in the world 286 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:13,520 probably the best barber in the world 287 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,309 probably the best barber in the world hey 288 00:06:14,309 --> 00:06:14,319 hey 289 00:06:14,319 --> 00:06:16,070 hey he can't act a part of a barber just 290 00:06:16,070 --> 00:06:16,080 he can't act a part of a barber just 291 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,550 he can't act a part of a barber just like that why not he's been acting the 292 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:18,560 like that why not he's been acting the 293 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,309 like that why not he's been acting the part of a barber dressed worse than that 294 00:06:20,309 --> 00:06:20,319 part of a barber dressed worse than that 295 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:21,590 part of a barber dressed worse than that for years 296 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:21,600 for years 297 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,469 for years coming 298 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:22,479 coming 299 00:06:22,479 --> 00:06:24,629 coming positions everyone now look matthew 300 00:06:24,629 --> 00:06:24,639 positions everyone now look matthew 301 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:26,390 positions everyone now look matthew you are sitting over here right playing 302 00:06:26,390 --> 00:06:26,400 you are sitting over here right playing 303 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,150 you are sitting over here right playing a customer getting his hair washed by 304 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:28,160 a customer getting his hair washed by 305 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,790 a customer getting his hair washed by desmond and believe me you are enjoying 306 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:30,800 desmond and believe me you are enjoying 307 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,710 desmond and believe me you are enjoying it right this is going to take more 308 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:32,720 it right this is going to take more 309 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,830 it right this is going to take more acting than i anticipated 310 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:35,840 acting than i anticipated 311 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,510 acting than i anticipated you're sitting over there getting ready 312 00:06:37,510 --> 00:06:37,520 you're sitting over there getting ready 313 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,230 you're sitting over there getting ready to play dominoes with um i'll eat over 314 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:40,240 to play dominoes with um i'll eat over 315 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,070 to play dominoes with um i'll eat over there come on 316 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:42,080 there come on 317 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,270 there come on and 318 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:43,280 and 319 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,950 and i'll be back to you in a minute right 320 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:44,960 i'll be back to you in a minute right 321 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,150 i'll be back to you in a minute right that's all right take your time i need 322 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:46,160 that's all right take your time i need 323 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,029 that's all right take your time i need to feel my way around this part 324 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:49,039 to feel my way around this part 325 00:06:49,039 --> 00:06:51,110 to feel my way around this part yeah 326 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:51,120 yeah 327 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,150 yeah and uh tone your best boy yeah what else 328 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:54,160 and uh tone your best boy yeah what else 329 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,070 and uh tone your best boy yeah what else best boy what's that 330 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:56,080 best boy what's that 331 00:06:56,080 --> 00:07:10,870 best boy what's that it's director's jargon desert 332 00:07:10,870 --> 00:07:10,880 333 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,029 there's no water coming out of the taps 334 00:07:13,029 --> 00:07:13,039 there's no water coming out of the taps 335 00:07:13,039 --> 00:07:15,029 there's no water coming out of the taps if he's not ready we are that's right 336 00:07:15,029 --> 00:07:15,039 if he's not ready we are that's right 337 00:07:15,039 --> 00:07:17,670 if he's not ready we are that's right yeah yeah in a second pork pie tone 338 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:17,680 yeah yeah in a second pork pie tone 339 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,270 yeah yeah in a second pork pie tone you're good at plumbing and yeah all 340 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:19,280 you're good at plumbing and yeah all 341 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,749 you're good at plumbing and yeah all right who i am yeah yeah yeah 342 00:07:21,749 --> 00:07:21,759 right who i am yeah yeah yeah 343 00:07:21,759 --> 00:07:24,790 right who i am yeah yeah yeah fellaini wouldn't have these problems 344 00:07:24,790 --> 00:07:24,800 fellaini wouldn't have these problems 345 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,870 fellaini wouldn't have these problems that's not a drop forget those two and 346 00:07:26,870 --> 00:07:26,880 that's not a drop forget those two and 347 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:30,550 that's not a drop forget those two and film me man i'm reaching my peak 348 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:30,560 film me man i'm reaching my peak 349 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,350 film me man i'm reaching my peak keep it storm look this mic picks up 350 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:33,360 keep it storm look this mic picks up 351 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,230 keep it storm look this mic picks up everything shh 352 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:36,240 353 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,110 oh no i missed it it's not good enough 354 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:39,120 oh no i missed it it's not good enough 355 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,790 oh no i missed it it's not good enough now 356 00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:40,800 now 357 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,770 now oh no another one 358 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:43,780 oh no another one 359 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:47,589 oh no another one [Applause] 360 00:07:47,589 --> 00:07:47,599 361 00:07:47,599 --> 00:07:50,390 i suppose that's your idea of a joke 362 00:07:50,390 --> 00:07:50,400 i suppose that's your idea of a joke 363 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,510 i suppose that's your idea of a joke did you get it all day late 364 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:53,520 did you get it all day late 365 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:56,469 did you get it all day late why are you mashing up my truck 366 00:07:56,469 --> 00:07:56,479 why are you mashing up my truck 367 00:07:56,479 --> 00:07:58,629 why are you mashing up my truck yes this i'll come clean with you mate i 368 00:07:58,629 --> 00:07:58,639 yes this i'll come clean with you mate i 369 00:07:58,639 --> 00:08:00,390 yes this i'll come clean with you mate i was trying to do a you've been framed 370 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:00,400 was trying to do a you've been framed 371 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,230 was trying to do a you've been framed more like we've been hurt 372 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:02,240 more like we've been hurt 373 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,150 more like we've been hurt someone please put me in the picture 374 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:04,160 someone please put me in the picture 375 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,869 someone please put me in the picture it's a tv show math you know own videos 376 00:08:06,869 --> 00:08:06,879 it's a tv show math you know own videos 377 00:08:06,879 --> 00:08:08,950 it's a tv show math you know own videos gone wrong ah no wonder i hadn't heard 378 00:08:08,950 --> 00:08:08,960 gone wrong ah no wonder i hadn't heard 379 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,710 gone wrong ah no wonder i hadn't heard of it you see the only large 380 00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:10,720 of it you see the only large 381 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,230 of it you see the only large entertainment i allow myself is 382 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:12,240 entertainment i allow myself is 383 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,350 entertainment i allow myself is mastermind 384 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:15,360 385 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,950 you really live life to the full don't 386 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:16,960 you really live life to the full don't 387 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:17,990 you really live life to the full don't you man 388 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:18,000 you man 389 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,230 you man right i want you to clear up this place 390 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:20,240 right i want you to clear up this place 391 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,390 right i want you to clear up this place right now 392 00:08:22,390 --> 00:08:22,400 right now 393 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,830 right now oh 394 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:23,840 oh 395 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,430 oh i don't want any more massive pranks in 396 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:25,440 i don't want any more massive pranks in 397 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:42,600 i don't want any more massive pranks in this place 398 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:42,610 399 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:45,990 [Music] 400 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:46,000 401 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,150 desmond what you're looking for have you 402 00:08:48,150 --> 00:08:48,160 desmond what you're looking for have you 403 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,230 desmond what you're looking for have you seen my lagers anywhere why you don't 404 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:50,240 seen my lagers anywhere why you don't 405 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,990 seen my lagers anywhere why you don't try the tumble dryer while you're at it 406 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:52,000 try the tumble dryer while you're at it 407 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,630 try the tumble dryer while you're at it well i've already done that are you sure 408 00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:54,640 well i've already done that are you sure 409 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,389 well i've already done that are you sure you didn't drink them hmm 410 00:08:56,389 --> 00:08:56,399 you didn't drink them hmm 411 00:08:56,399 --> 00:08:57,990 you didn't drink them hmm you know what your memory is like after 412 00:08:57,990 --> 00:08:58,000 you know what your memory is like after 413 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,230 you know what your memory is like after one of your loggers it's not my memory 414 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:00,240 one of your loggers it's not my memory 415 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,470 one of your loggers it's not my memory is whitney who's still up there i mean i 416 00:09:02,470 --> 00:09:02,480 is whitney who's still up there i mean i 417 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,230 is whitney who's still up there i mean i invite to a fight for a drinker she gone 418 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:04,240 invite to a fight for a drinker she gone 419 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,630 invite to a fight for a drinker she gone and drink out all my lagers if she can't 420 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:06,640 and drink out all my lagers if she can't 421 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,150 and drink out all my lagers if she can't live by the rules of this house she'll 422 00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:08,160 live by the rules of this house she'll 423 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:09,750 live by the rules of this house she'll have to move out i think i'll go and 424 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:09,760 have to move out i think i'll go and 425 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,670 have to move out i think i'll go and have a word with her all right 426 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:11,680 have a word with her all right 427 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:14,550 have a word with her all right if she's to be spoken to i'll do it i 428 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:14,560 if she's to be spoken to i'll do it i 429 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:17,110 if she's to be spoken to i'll do it i know what you're like hurricane this one 430 00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:17,120 know what you're like hurricane this one 431 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,030 know what you're like hurricane this one but listen somebody got to talk to a 432 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:19,040 but listen somebody got to talk to a 433 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,190 but listen somebody got to talk to a street otherwise is yeah yeah yes some 434 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:21,200 street otherwise is yeah yeah yes some 435 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,550 street otherwise is yeah yeah yes some of your time okay i'm on the way out 436 00:09:24,550 --> 00:09:24,560 of your time okay i'm on the way out 437 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,790 of your time okay i'm on the way out why that's a hard tune sounds like 438 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:26,800 why that's a hard tune sounds like 439 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,509 why that's a hard tune sounds like somebody's enjoying themselves upstairs 440 00:09:29,509 --> 00:09:29,519 somebody's enjoying themselves upstairs 441 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:31,910 somebody's enjoying themselves upstairs not for long poop i think we got to go 442 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:31,920 not for long poop i think we got to go 443 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,430 not for long poop i think we got to go to the pub instead 444 00:09:33,430 --> 00:09:33,440 to the pub instead 445 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,350 to the pub instead you can't invite a pensioner up for a 446 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:35,360 you can't invite a pensioner up for a 447 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,870 you can't invite a pensioner up for a drink one minute and then tell him to go 448 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:36,880 drink one minute and then tell him to go 449 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,710 drink one minute and then tell him to go down to the public 450 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:38,720 down to the public 451 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,790 down to the public i was looking forward to having a wrap 452 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:40,800 i was looking forward to having a wrap 453 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,670 i was looking forward to having a wrap drinking your lagers i'm paying man 454 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:43,680 drinking your lagers i'm paying man 455 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:47,350 drinking your lagers i'm paying man let's stop talking tomorrow let's go 456 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:47,360 let's stop talking tomorrow let's go 457 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:48,389 let's stop talking tomorrow let's go hi 458 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:48,399 hi 459 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:50,860 hi um how hard a minute football 460 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:50,870 um how hard a minute football 461 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:54,389 um how hard a minute football [Music] 462 00:09:54,389 --> 00:09:54,399 463 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:56,310 gloria hmm 464 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:56,320 gloria hmm 465 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,790 gloria hmm i know you only just passed your exam 466 00:09:58,790 --> 00:09:58,800 i know you only just passed your exam 467 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,550 i know you only just passed your exam yeah look some of your time 468 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:00,560 yeah look some of your time 469 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,310 yeah look some of your time yeah okay 470 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:02,320 yeah okay 471 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,030 yeah okay on your way out you're always on your 472 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:05,040 on your way out you're always on your 473 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,150 on your way out you're always on your way out 474 00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:06,160 way out 475 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,389 way out you treat this place more like a garage 476 00:10:08,389 --> 00:10:08,399 you treat this place more like a garage 477 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,389 you treat this place more like a garage you're pulling in here where you want 478 00:10:10,389 --> 00:10:10,399 you're pulling in here where you want 479 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:11,829 you're pulling in here where you want fill up your petrol and then you zoom 480 00:10:11,829 --> 00:10:11,839 fill up your petrol and then you zoom 481 00:10:11,839 --> 00:10:14,310 fill up your petrol and then you zoom off out again hold on 482 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:14,320 off out again hold on 483 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,470 off out again hold on zoom mom you just stay right where you 484 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:16,480 zoom mom you just stay right where you 485 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,430 zoom mom you just stay right where you are little miss otherwise you won't be 486 00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:19,440 are little miss otherwise you won't be 487 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:23,509 are little miss otherwise you won't be allowed out anywhere at any time 488 00:10:23,509 --> 00:10:23,519 allowed out anywhere at any time 489 00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:24,949 allowed out anywhere at any time you know what guzman 490 00:10:24,949 --> 00:10:24,959 you know what guzman 491 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:26,870 you know what guzman if we leave now i'll treat you to that 492 00:10:26,870 --> 00:10:26,880 if we leave now i'll treat you to that 493 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,110 if we leave now i'll treat you to that ladder 494 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:29,120 ladder 495 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,269 ladder allowed out mom i'm not a little girl 496 00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:31,279 allowed out mom i'm not a little girl 497 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:33,269 allowed out mom i'm not a little girl anymore you know i've got my a levels 498 00:10:33,269 --> 00:10:33,279 anymore you know i've got my a levels 499 00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:34,069 anymore you know i've got my a levels huh 500 00:10:34,069 --> 00:10:34,079 huh 501 00:10:34,079 --> 00:10:36,550 huh well a levels don't make it the woman 502 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:36,560 well a levels don't make it the woman 503 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,630 well a levels don't make it the woman and as long as you're under this roof 504 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:38,640 and as long as you're under this roof 505 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,470 and as long as you're under this roof you're still a little girl oh my gosh 506 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:40,480 you're still a little girl oh my gosh 507 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,710 you're still a little girl oh my gosh stay under this roof well if that's the 508 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:42,720 stay under this roof well if that's the 509 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,150 stay under this roof well if that's the way you want it that's fine by me 510 00:10:44,150 --> 00:10:44,160 way you want it that's fine by me 511 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,230 way you want it that's fine by me because two women can't live under one 512 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:46,240 because two women can't live under one 513 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,690 because two women can't live under one roof 514 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:47,700 roof 515 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:51,269 roof [Applause] 516 00:10:51,269 --> 00:10:51,279 [Applause] 517 00:10:51,279 --> 00:10:58,550 [Applause] don't you suck your teeth at your mother 518 00:10:58,550 --> 00:10:58,560 519 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,949 gloria jeanette elaine ambrose your 520 00:11:00,949 --> 00:11:00,959 gloria jeanette elaine ambrose your 521 00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:02,550 gloria jeanette elaine ambrose your uncle pogba would like to have a word 522 00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:02,560 uncle pogba would like to have a word 523 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,590 uncle pogba would like to have a word with you 524 00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:05,600 525 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,590 i've seen you wet your nappies i've seen 526 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:07,600 i've seen you wet your nappies i've seen 527 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,190 i've seen you wet your nappies i've seen you sick in your bed i've seen you come 528 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:09,200 you sick in your bed i've seen you come 529 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,030 you sick in your bed i've seen you come home from school in your eyes out and if 530 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:11,040 home from school in your eyes out and if 531 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,630 home from school in your eyes out and if it wasn't for your mother and father 532 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:12,640 it wasn't for your mother and father 533 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,550 it wasn't for your mother and father being there to wipe your nose 534 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:14,560 being there to wipe your nose 535 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,550 being there to wipe your nose or to give you love you won't be able to 536 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:16,560 or to give you love you won't be able to 537 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,910 or to give you love you won't be able to spell a levels left alone past them 538 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:19,920 spell a levels left alone past them 539 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,350 spell a levels left alone past them you don't suck your teeth and walk out 540 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:21,360 you don't suck your teeth and walk out 541 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,509 you don't suck your teeth and walk out on your parents not where we come from 542 00:11:23,509 --> 00:11:23,519 on your parents not where we come from 543 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:25,990 on your parents not where we come from so go to your room 544 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:26,000 so go to your room 545 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:40,389 so go to your room come back and apologize 546 00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:40,399 547 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:43,030 the first round's on you 548 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:43,040 the first round's on you 549 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,269 the first round's on you you're welcome i don't know what got 550 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:45,279 you're welcome i don't know what got 551 00:11:45,279 --> 00:11:48,389 you're welcome i don't know what got into her but whatever it is popeye you 552 00:11:48,389 --> 00:11:48,399 into her but whatever it is popeye you 553 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:50,150 into her but whatever it is popeye you certainly did the trick 554 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:50,160 certainly did the trick 555 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,670 certainly did the trick it's just a little something i never had 556 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:51,680 it's just a little something i never had 557 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:54,829 it's just a little something i never had a chance to say to my own daughter 558 00:11:54,829 --> 00:11:54,839 a chance to say to my own daughter 559 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,190 a chance to say to my own daughter denise uh-huh i see it didn't take you 560 00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:57,200 denise uh-huh i see it didn't take you 561 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,269 denise uh-huh i see it didn't take you too long to come to your senses 562 00:11:59,269 --> 00:11:59,279 too long to come to your senses 563 00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:01,590 too long to come to your senses no uncle paul part didn't 564 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:01,600 no uncle paul part didn't 565 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,110 no uncle paul part didn't well go on then don't you have something 566 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:03,120 well go on then don't you have something 567 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,350 well go on then don't you have something to say to your parents yeah 568 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:05,360 to say to your parents yeah 569 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:14,250 to say to your parents yeah mum dad i'm leaving home 570 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:14,260 571 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:31,509 [Music] 572 00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:31,519 573 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:34,310 what a miserable day 574 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:34,320 what a miserable day 575 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:43,190 what a miserable day england cool eboy 576 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:43,200 577 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:48,629 you look as old as i feel 578 00:12:48,629 --> 00:12:48,639 579 00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:51,269 gloria no mr ambrose it's me louise but 580 00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:51,279 gloria no mr ambrose it's me louise but 581 00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:52,710 gloria no mr ambrose it's me louise but she's all right she's with me around 582 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:52,720 she's all right she's with me around 583 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,069 she's all right she's with me around matthew's flat 584 00:12:54,069 --> 00:12:54,079 matthew's flat 585 00:12:54,079 --> 00:12:55,190 matthew's flat um well 586 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:55,200 um well 587 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,910 um well can i speak to her please you could but 588 00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:57,920 can i speak to her please you could but 589 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,069 can i speak to her please you could but what what she doesn't want to speak to 590 00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:00,079 what what she doesn't want to speak to 591 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,870 what what she doesn't want to speak to you she doesn't look good to go alone 592 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:02,880 you she doesn't look good to go alone 593 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,949 you she doesn't look good to go alone i'm only to go between mr ambrose and 594 00:13:04,949 --> 00:13:04,959 i'm only to go between mr ambrose and 595 00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:06,790 i'm only to go between mr ambrose and besides she's sleeping we were up all 596 00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:06,800 besides she's sleeping we were up all 597 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,269 besides she's sleeping we were up all night yes clubbing it again i didn't 598 00:13:09,269 --> 00:13:09,279 night yes clubbing it again i didn't 599 00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:10,790 night yes clubbing it again i didn't know in the end just did a lot of 600 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:10,800 know in the end just did a lot of 601 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,990 know in the end just did a lot of talking and crying and more crying i 602 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:14,000 talking and crying and more crying i 603 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,430 talking and crying and more crying i tend to get a bit emotional at these 604 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:15,440 tend to get a bit emotional at these 605 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,590 tend to get a bit emotional at these sort of things you should have been here 606 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:17,600 sort of things you should have been here 607 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,230 sort of things you should have been here you would have been in good company 608 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:20,240 you would have been in good company 609 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,990 you would have been in good company yeah well that's why i'm calling she 610 00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:22,000 yeah well that's why i'm calling she 611 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,269 yeah well that's why i'm calling she says she's not coming back until she 612 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:23,279 says she's not coming back until she 613 00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:25,190 says she's not coming back until she gets an apology sorry 614 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:25,200 gets an apology sorry 615 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,069 gets an apology sorry no not from you from mrs ambrose she 616 00:13:28,069 --> 00:13:28,079 no not from you from mrs ambrose she 617 00:13:28,079 --> 00:13:30,470 no not from you from mrs ambrose she wants she wants charlie to apologize 618 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:30,480 wants she wants charlie to apologize 619 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,990 wants she wants charlie to apologize what you want blood 620 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:32,000 what you want blood 621 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,509 what you want blood what what is this world coming tomorrow 622 00:13:33,509 --> 00:13:33,519 what what is this world coming tomorrow 623 00:13:33,519 --> 00:13:35,030 what what is this world coming tomorrow man can i speak to you on pikmi like 624 00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:35,040 man can i speak to you on pikmi like 625 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,350 man can i speak to you on pikmi like your picnic 626 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:37,360 your picnic 627 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,670 your picnic but that's just it she isn't a picnic 628 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:39,680 but that's just it she isn't a picnic 629 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,189 but that's just it she isn't a picnic i'm in charge 630 00:13:41,189 --> 00:13:41,199 i'm in charge 631 00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:42,389 i'm in charge anymore 632 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:42,399 anymore 633 00:13:42,399 --> 00:13:44,470 anymore but then again i am only there go 634 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:44,480 but then again i am only there go 635 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,069 but then again i am only there go between all right tell her shirley 636 00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:46,079 between all right tell her shirley 637 00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:49,670 between all right tell her shirley apologizes now put on the girl 638 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:49,680 apologizes now put on the girl 639 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:54,470 apologizes now put on the girl who was on the phone me 640 00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:54,480 641 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,430 gloria's with louise at matu's flat 642 00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:57,440 gloria's with louise at matu's flat 643 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,350 gloria's with louise at matu's flat i thought she would be 644 00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:01,360 645 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,509 it's going to be a lovely day 646 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:03,519 it's going to be a lovely day 647 00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:04,870 it's going to be a lovely day charlie 648 00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:04,880 charlie 649 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,949 charlie why don't phone gloria 650 00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:06,959 why don't phone gloria 651 00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,629 why don't phone gloria i'm sure she'll appreciate having a call 652 00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:08,639 i'm sure she'll appreciate having a call 653 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,389 i'm sure she'll appreciate having a call from her favorite mother 654 00:14:10,389 --> 00:14:10,399 from her favorite mother 655 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:12,470 from her favorite mother yes man 656 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:12,480 yes man 657 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,670 yes man she would have had to leave home soon 658 00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:13,680 she would have had to leave home soon 659 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,670 she would have had to leave home soon around later so why not sooner rather 660 00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:15,680 around later so why not sooner rather 661 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,790 around later so why not sooner rather than later but surely life goes on 662 00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:18,800 than later but surely life goes on 663 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,710 than later but surely life goes on you said it yourself if she's gonna 664 00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:20,720 you said it yourself if she's gonna 665 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,389 you said it yourself if she's gonna break all our rules she might as well 666 00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:22,399 break all our rules she might as well 667 00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:24,389 break all our rules she might as well move out 668 00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:24,399 move out 669 00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:26,310 move out and she's not coming back till she 670 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:26,320 and she's not coming back till she 671 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:35,990 and she's not coming back till she apologizes first 672 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:36,000 673 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,310 what's this lee you resorted to videoing 674 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:38,320 what's this lee you resorted to videoing 675 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,710 what's this lee you resorted to videoing your foot button 676 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:40,720 your foot button 677 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,470 your foot button we're watching the playback through the 678 00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:42,480 we're watching the playback through the 679 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,829 we're watching the playback through the viewfinder to see what we shot yesterday 680 00:14:45,829 --> 00:14:45,839 viewfinder to see what we shot yesterday 681 00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:47,829 viewfinder to see what we shot yesterday that's director's job and that is this 682 00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:47,839 that's director's job and that is this 683 00:14:47,839 --> 00:14:52,790 that's director's job and that is this and we should have shot the director 684 00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:52,800 685 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,389 look guys if we put our heads together 686 00:14:54,389 --> 00:14:54,399 look guys if we put our heads together 687 00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:56,389 look guys if we put our heads together we're bound to come up with something 688 00:14:56,389 --> 00:14:56,399 we're bound to come up with something 689 00:14:56,399 --> 00:14:57,350 we're bound to come up with something lee 690 00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:57,360 lee 691 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,189 lee my head is far too precious to be put 692 00:14:59,189 --> 00:14:59,199 my head is far too precious to be put 693 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,670 my head is far too precious to be put together with yours 694 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:01,680 together with yours 695 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,470 together with yours really why don't we try filming outdoors 696 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:04,480 really why don't we try filming outdoors 697 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,230 really why don't we try filming outdoors oh look we've done all the inside stuff 698 00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:06,240 oh look we've done all the inside stuff 699 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,750 oh look we've done all the inside stuff hello this one 700 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:07,760 hello this one 701 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,590 hello this one look there's one i don't want to show 702 00:15:09,590 --> 00:15:09,600 look there's one i don't want to show 703 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,910 look there's one i don't want to show down i'm surprised you showed up you 704 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:11,920 down i'm surprised you showed up you 705 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,750 down i'm surprised you showed up you wrecked my family then disappear faster 706 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:13,760 wrecked my family then disappear faster 707 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,670 wrecked my family then disappear faster than linford christie i was only trying 708 00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:15,680 than linford christie i was only trying 709 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,509 than linford christie i was only trying to help this man i just gave gloria a 710 00:15:17,509 --> 00:15:17,519 to help this man i just gave gloria a 711 00:15:17,519 --> 00:15:20,230 to help this man i just gave gloria a piece of my mind you sure you can spirit 712 00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:20,240 piece of my mind you sure you can spirit 713 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,670 piece of my mind you sure you can spirit since you've got two women who will 714 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:21,680 since you've got two women who will 715 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,189 since you've got two women who will apologize to each other until one of 716 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:23,199 apologize to each other until one of 717 00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:25,350 apologize to each other until one of them apologizes to the other one first 718 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:25,360 them apologizes to the other one first 719 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,990 them apologizes to the other one first why i don't envy your problem desmond my 720 00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:28,000 why i don't envy your problem desmond my 721 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,910 why i don't envy your problem desmond my problem you're on your big mouth 722 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:29,920 problem you're on your big mouth 723 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,509 problem you're on your big mouth you can insult me as much as you want 724 00:15:31,509 --> 00:15:31,519 you can insult me as much as you want 725 00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:33,269 you can insult me as much as you want there's more thank you i will but it's 726 00:15:33,269 --> 00:15:33,279 there's more thank you i will but it's 727 00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:36,230 there's more thank you i will but it's not going to bring gloria back 728 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:36,240 not going to bring gloria back 729 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,990 not going to bring gloria back you're right book bye 730 00:15:37,990 --> 00:15:38,000 you're right book bye 731 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,749 you're right book bye we gotta find some way to make them make 732 00:15:39,749 --> 00:15:39,759 we gotta find some way to make them make 733 00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:40,870 we gotta find some way to make them make up 734 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:40,880 up 735 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,030 up no matter what it costs as long as it's 736 00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:43,040 no matter what it costs as long as it's 737 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,790 no matter what it costs as long as it's not too expensive because i don't have 738 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:44,800 not too expensive because i don't have 739 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,949 not too expensive because i don't have any money 740 00:15:46,949 --> 00:15:46,959 any money 741 00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:48,949 any money what if charlie won't go there and 742 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:48,959 what if charlie won't go there and 743 00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:51,829 what if charlie won't go there and gloria won't come here i've got it right 744 00:15:51,829 --> 00:15:51,839 gloria won't come here i've got it right 745 00:15:51,839 --> 00:15:53,110 gloria won't come here i've got it right who's coming to the part of me this 746 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:53,120 who's coming to the part of me this 747 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,470 who's coming to the part of me this sunday it helped me crack this video 748 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:54,480 sunday it helped me crack this video 749 00:15:54,480 --> 00:16:12,310 sunday it helped me crack this video thing eh 750 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:12,320 751 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:21,509 gloria your skirt is too short 752 00:16:21,509 --> 00:16:21,519 753 00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:23,189 she's in here i'm sure she'll be pleased 754 00:16:23,189 --> 00:16:23,199 she's in here i'm sure she'll be pleased 755 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:29,590 she's in here i'm sure she'll be pleased to see you 756 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:29,600 757 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,310 and you took a level out 758 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:32,320 and you took a level out 759 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,710 and you took a level out oh dad i thought you'd be mum 760 00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:34,720 oh dad i thought you'd be mum 761 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,509 oh dad i thought you'd be mum it's not the decoy then nice 762 00:16:37,509 --> 00:16:37,519 it's not the decoy then nice 763 00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:39,269 it's not the decoy then nice rich bits matthews decorators and which 764 00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:39,279 rich bits matthews decorators and which 765 00:16:39,279 --> 00:16:41,110 rich bits matthews decorators and which bits you oh it's really the guys i'm 766 00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:41,120 bits you oh it's really the guys i'm 767 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,670 bits you oh it's really the guys i'm just making a mess of things 768 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:43,680 just making a mess of things 769 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,030 just making a mess of things take a seat 770 00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:45,040 take a seat 771 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,350 take a seat well it looks as if someone already has 772 00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:47,360 well it looks as if someone already has 773 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,990 well it looks as if someone already has this beanbag country around here dad why 774 00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:50,000 this beanbag country around here dad why 775 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:56,470 this beanbag country around here dad why thank you all bean 776 00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:56,480 777 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,829 what brings you to this neck of the 778 00:16:57,829 --> 00:16:57,839 what brings you to this neck of the 779 00:16:57,839 --> 00:17:00,230 what brings you to this neck of the woods welcome to watch paint dre 780 00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:00,240 woods welcome to watch paint dre 781 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,670 woods welcome to watch paint dre what do you think i'm doing here oh 782 00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:01,680 what do you think i'm doing here oh 783 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,069 what do you think i'm doing here oh let's not argue dad i'm sorry sweetheart 784 00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:04,079 let's not argue dad i'm sorry sweetheart 785 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:07,909 let's not argue dad i'm sorry sweetheart but 786 00:17:07,909 --> 00:17:07,919 787 00:17:07,919 --> 00:17:11,189 oh don't mind me 788 00:17:11,189 --> 00:17:11,199 789 00:17:11,199 --> 00:17:12,549 i'll just go and make cup of tea then 790 00:17:12,549 --> 00:17:12,559 i'll just go and make cup of tea then 791 00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:21,189 i'll just go and make cup of tea then shall i no you can say lou 792 00:17:21,189 --> 00:17:21,199 793 00:17:21,199 --> 00:17:22,789 so this is where you live 794 00:17:22,789 --> 00:17:22,799 so this is where you live 795 00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:25,270 so this is where you live well do for the time being 796 00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:25,280 well do for the time being 797 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,870 well do for the time being it's what we independent women of the 798 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:26,880 it's what we independent women of the 799 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,029 it's what we independent women of the 90s call a stepping stone well man you 800 00:17:29,029 --> 00:17:29,039 90s call a stepping stone well man you 801 00:17:29,039 --> 00:17:30,630 90s call a stepping stone well man you don't miss this step and fall flat on 802 00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:30,640 don't miss this step and fall flat on 803 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,789 don't miss this step and fall flat on your face look dad it's not my fault all 804 00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:32,799 your face look dad it's not my fault all 805 00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:34,230 your face look dad it's not my fault all right i'm fed up people nagging me all 806 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:34,240 right i'm fed up people nagging me all 807 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,310 right i'm fed up people nagging me all the time i want to make my own decisions 808 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:36,320 the time i want to make my own decisions 809 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,470 the time i want to make my own decisions in my own time in my own way i'm not a 810 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:38,480 in my own time in my own way i'm not a 811 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,070 in my own time in my own way i'm not a child you know but you still have a 812 00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:40,080 child you know but you still have a 813 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,270 child you know but you still have a mother 814 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:41,280 mother 815 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,190 mother yeah i know dad i know but that's your 816 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:43,200 yeah i know dad i know but that's your 817 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,950 yeah i know dad i know but that's your problem gloria you know everything i 818 00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:44,960 problem gloria you know everything i 819 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,789 problem gloria you know everything i mean what do you know 820 00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:46,799 mean what do you know 821 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,789 mean what do you know well i know i embarrassed uncle pork pie 822 00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:48,799 well i know i embarrassed uncle pork pie 823 00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:51,270 well i know i embarrassed uncle pork pie and you and most of all i know i let mum 824 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:51,280 and you and most of all i know i let mum 825 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:55,750 and you and most of all i know i let mum down 826 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:55,760 827 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,549 is it me porpoy or is it me of course 828 00:17:58,549 --> 00:17:58,559 is it me porpoy or is it me of course 829 00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:00,789 is it me porpoy or is it me of course it's not you 830 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:00,799 it's not you 831 00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:02,470 it's not you i expect everyone goes through the same 832 00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:02,480 i expect everyone goes through the same 833 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,909 i expect everyone goes through the same with their kids 834 00:18:03,909 --> 00:18:03,919 with their kids 835 00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:06,150 with their kids you're so determined not to repeat your 836 00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:06,160 you're so determined not to repeat your 837 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,150 you're so determined not to repeat your parents mistakes you end up making a 838 00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:08,160 parents mistakes you end up making a 839 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,750 parents mistakes you end up making a whole heap of your own 840 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:09,760 whole heap of your own 841 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,510 whole heap of your own don't look at me 842 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:11,520 don't look at me 843 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,750 don't look at me i didn't exactly get any gold stars with 844 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:13,760 i didn't exactly get any gold stars with 845 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,390 i didn't exactly get any gold stars with my daughter i didn't even get a bronze 846 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:16,400 my daughter i didn't even get a bronze 847 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,870 my daughter i didn't even get a bronze star for my marriage 848 00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:18,880 star for my marriage 849 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,789 star for my marriage you know popeye i wouldn't mind if it 850 00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:20,799 you know popeye i wouldn't mind if it 851 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:21,909 you know popeye i wouldn't mind if it was just me 852 00:18:21,909 --> 00:18:21,919 was just me 853 00:18:21,919 --> 00:18:24,630 was just me but in front of you as well 854 00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:24,640 but in front of you as well 855 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,630 but in front of you as well it's like everyone's got their beady eye 856 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:26,640 it's like everyone's got their beady eye 857 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,630 it's like everyone's got their beady eye on me waiting for me to make one wrong 858 00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:28,640 on me waiting for me to make one wrong 859 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,590 on me waiting for me to make one wrong move 860 00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:29,600 move 861 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,150 move you can ask her a simple question 862 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:32,160 you can ask her a simple question 863 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,710 you can ask her a simple question without her jumping down your truth so i 864 00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:34,720 without her jumping down your truth so i 865 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,310 without her jumping down your truth so i got out once in a blue moon of an 866 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:36,320 got out once in a blue moon of an 867 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,350 got out once in a blue moon of an evening 868 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:37,360 evening 869 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,870 evening every night she's out galivanti 870 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:40,880 every night she's out galivanti 871 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,710 every night she's out galivanti i had to leave home sooner or later 872 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:42,720 i had to leave home sooner or later 873 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,990 i had to leave home sooner or later didn't i 874 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:44,000 didn't i 875 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,430 didn't i look me in the eyes and tell me you 876 00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:45,440 look me in the eyes and tell me you 877 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,350 look me in the eyes and tell me you weren't happy at home 878 00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:47,360 weren't happy at home 879 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,270 weren't happy at home shirley you can't tell me you don't want 880 00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:49,280 shirley you can't tell me you don't want 881 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,110 shirley you can't tell me you don't want her back 882 00:18:51,110 --> 00:18:51,120 her back 883 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,270 her back of course i do 884 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:53,280 of course i do 885 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:58,870 of course i do but i'm not a rug for her to work on 886 00:18:58,870 --> 00:18:58,880 887 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,870 i know 888 00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:00,880 i know 889 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,789 i know why don't we go for a walk in the park 890 00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:02,799 why don't we go for a walk in the park 891 00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:03,750 why don't we go for a walk in the park tomorrow 892 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:03,760 tomorrow 893 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,510 tomorrow lee wants everybody to help him make 894 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:05,520 lee wants everybody to help him make 895 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,990 lee wants everybody to help him make this video where everything goes wrong 896 00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:08,000 this video where everything goes wrong 897 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,669 this video where everything goes wrong oh i should be the star of that one then 898 00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:09,679 oh i should be the star of that one then 899 00:19:09,679 --> 00:19:11,590 oh i should be the star of that one then shouldn't i 900 00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:11,600 shouldn't i 901 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,390 shouldn't i you're probably right popeye 902 00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:14,400 you're probably right popeye 903 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,549 you're probably right popeye some of my worst problems have been 904 00:19:16,549 --> 00:19:16,559 some of my worst problems have been 905 00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:18,549 some of my worst problems have been solved with a walk in the park and you 906 00:19:18,549 --> 00:19:18,559 solved with a walk in the park and you 907 00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:22,950 solved with a walk in the park and you never know who you might bump into 908 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:22,960 909 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,150 right now let's go through it again 910 00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:26,160 right now let's go through it again 911 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,830 right now let's go through it again listen when the director talks you've 912 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:27,840 listen when the director talks you've 913 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,830 listen when the director talks you've all got to pay attention right 914 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:29,840 all got to pay attention right 915 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,150 all got to pay attention right now tone you ride the bmx towards the 916 00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:32,160 now tone you ride the bmx towards the 917 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,909 now tone you ride the bmx towards the tree all the time giving it something 918 00:19:33,909 --> 00:19:33,919 tree all the time giving it something 919 00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:36,070 tree all the time giving it something out to the camera yeah i'll follow along 920 00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:36,080 out to the camera yeah i'll follow along 921 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,750 out to the camera yeah i'll follow along in my tracking dolly that's if pogba 922 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:37,760 in my tracking dolly that's if pogba 923 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,909 in my tracking dolly that's if pogba gets there with it and just before you 924 00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:39,919 gets there with it and just before you 925 00:19:39,919 --> 00:19:42,310 gets there with it and just before you smack into the tree matthew shouts out 926 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:42,320 smack into the tree matthew shouts out 927 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,110 smack into the tree matthew shouts out geronimo did he say look you got a shout 928 00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:45,120 geronimo did he say look you got a shout 929 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,549 geronimo did he say look you got a shout out he's got here geronimo all right all 930 00:19:48,549 --> 00:19:48,559 out he's got here geronimo all right all 931 00:19:48,559 --> 00:19:50,710 out he's got here geronimo all right all right he's not in australia anyway just 932 00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:50,720 right he's not in australia anyway just 933 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,710 right he's not in australia anyway just in time you op offered a bite out of the 934 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:52,720 in time you op offered a bite out of the 935 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,270 in time you op offered a bite out of the way and five grand in the can 936 00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:55,280 way and five grand in the can 937 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,950 way and five grand in the can it's not gonna look like an accidentally 938 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:56,960 it's not gonna look like an accidentally 939 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,549 it's not gonna look like an accidentally and i'll tell you what else it ain't 940 00:19:58,549 --> 00:19:58,559 and i'll tell you what else it ain't 941 00:19:58,559 --> 00:20:00,470 and i'll tell you what else it ain't even funny 942 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:00,480 even funny 943 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,390 even funny that is what he thinks listen right 944 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:02,400 that is what he thinks listen right 945 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,789 that is what he thinks listen right don't shout out i beg your pardon trust 946 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:04,799 don't shout out i beg your pardon trust 947 00:20:04,799 --> 00:20:06,950 don't shout out i beg your pardon trust me it'd be brilliant don't share hat 948 00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:06,960 me it'd be brilliant don't share hat 949 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,350 me it'd be brilliant don't share hat when he gets to the tree lee i'm 950 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:09,360 when he gets to the tree lee i'm 951 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,270 when he gets to the tree lee i'm surprised at you 952 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:11,280 surprised at you 953 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,390 surprised at you 20 of the prize money do what 954 00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:14,400 20 of the prize money do what 955 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,630 20 of the prize money do what it's my price for silence look this is 956 00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:16,640 it's my price for silence look this is 957 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,830 it's my price for silence look this is you've been framed not the price is 958 00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:18,840 you've been framed not the price is 959 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,470 you've been framed not the price is right fifteen done streuth never aggro 960 00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:22,480 right fifteen done streuth never aggro 961 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,830 right fifteen done streuth never aggro with an african especially one he's been 962 00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:23,840 with an african especially one he's been 963 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,750 with an african especially one he's been a business boy 964 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:25,760 a business boy 965 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,230 a business boy okay tony there will be good good good 966 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:28,240 okay tony there will be good good good 967 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,630 okay tony there will be good good good good right roll him well aren't you 968 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:30,640 good right roll him well aren't you 969 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,390 good right roll him well aren't you going to wait for pogba and his trucking 970 00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:32,400 going to wait for pogba and his trucking 971 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,549 going to wait for pogba and his trucking dolly no no i'll have to do it on foot 972 00:20:34,549 --> 00:20:34,559 dolly no no i'll have to do it on foot 973 00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:36,230 dolly no no i'll have to do it on foot besides 974 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:36,240 besides 975 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,630 besides we're running at a light i think 976 00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:38,640 we're running at a light i think 977 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,590 we're running at a light i think why 978 00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:39,600 why 979 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,510 why you wouldn't understand his director's 980 00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:41,520 you wouldn't understand his director's 981 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,510 you wouldn't understand his director's jargon 982 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:43,520 jargon 983 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,510 jargon right tone 984 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:45,520 right tone 985 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:49,430 right tone go no no no no 986 00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:49,440 go no no no no 987 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:54,470 go no no no no and action 988 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:54,480 989 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,170 yeah yeah 990 00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:56,180 yeah yeah 991 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:57,510 yeah yeah [Applause] 992 00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:57,520 [Applause] 993 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,510 [Applause] hey 994 00:20:59,510 --> 00:20:59,520 hey 995 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,190 hey keep it stopped 996 00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:03,200 997 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,390 [Applause] 998 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:04,400 [Applause] 999 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,070 [Applause] oh my god what you're done you're 1000 00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:06,080 oh my god what you're done you're 1001 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,710 oh my god what you're done you're supposed to shut out matthew you didn't 1002 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:08,720 supposed to shut out matthew you didn't 1003 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,310 supposed to shut out matthew you didn't shout i could have 1004 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:10,320 shout i could have 1005 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,870 shout i could have damaged me looks yeah tell them you've 1006 00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:12,880 damaged me looks yeah tell them you've 1007 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:20,149 damaged me looks yeah tell them you've lost his voice and your mouth yes 1008 00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:20,159 1009 00:21:20,159 --> 00:21:21,510 well louise 1010 00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:21,520 well louise 1011 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,029 well louise can you take this trolley i found that 1012 00:21:23,029 --> 00:21:23,039 can you take this trolley i found that 1013 00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:25,270 can you take this trolley i found that to weir lee's filming he said he needs 1014 00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:25,280 to weir lee's filming he said he needs 1015 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,510 to weir lee's filming he said he needs it for a tracking shot 1016 00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:27,520 it for a tracking shot 1017 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,710 it for a tracking shot oh what 1018 00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:28,720 oh what 1019 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,350 oh what it's director's jargon 1020 00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:31,360 it's director's jargon 1021 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:40,870 it's director's jargon oh yeah of course mr grant 1022 00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:40,880 1023 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,430 so desmond on behalf of your client you 1024 00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:43,440 so desmond on behalf of your client you 1025 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,590 so desmond on behalf of your client you have to apologize to me first on behalf 1026 00:21:45,590 --> 00:21:45,600 have to apologize to me first on behalf 1027 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,950 have to apologize to me first on behalf of my client me apologize to you 1028 00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:48,960 of my client me apologize to you 1029 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,430 of my client me apologize to you accepted accept it but i haven't even 1030 00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:51,440 accepted accept it but i haven't even 1031 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,990 accepted accept it but i haven't even apologized why are you sneakier than i 1032 00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:54,000 apologized why are you sneakier than i 1033 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,830 apologized why are you sneakier than i thought first you apologize then you 1034 00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:55,840 thought first you apologize then you 1035 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,390 thought first you apologize then you take it back something i've been given 1036 00:21:58,390 --> 00:21:58,400 take it back something i've been given 1037 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,149 take it back something i've been given in the first place you started so you 1038 00:22:00,149 --> 00:22:00,159 in the first place you started so you 1039 00:22:00,159 --> 00:22:02,950 in the first place you started so you apologize no i started so i got to say 1040 00:22:02,950 --> 00:22:02,960 apologize no i started so i got to say 1041 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,430 apologize no i started so i got to say who apologizes first that's the proper 1042 00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:05,440 who apologizes first that's the proper 1043 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,270 who apologizes first that's the proper way to do it are you saying that i'm 1044 00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:07,280 way to do it are you saying that i'm 1045 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,350 way to do it are you saying that i'm improper before you apologize to my 1046 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:09,360 improper before you apologize to my 1047 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,510 improper before you apologize to my client you apologize to me first not 1048 00:22:11,510 --> 00:22:11,520 client you apologize to me first not 1049 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:16,070 client you apologize to me first not until you apologize to me first right 1050 00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:16,080 until you apologize to me first right 1051 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,230 until you apologize to me first right oh mom can't you stop him of course i 1052 00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:18,240 oh mom can't you stop him of course i 1053 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,029 oh mom can't you stop him of course i can hey you marx brothers keep that up 1054 00:22:21,029 --> 00:22:21,039 can hey you marx brothers keep that up 1055 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:28,310 can hey you marx brothers keep that up if you don't want any dinner 1056 00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:28,320 1057 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,230 that's better 1058 00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:30,240 that's better 1059 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,390 that's better not so difficult to sort out a squabble 1060 00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:32,400 not so difficult to sort out a squabble 1061 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,110 not so difficult to sort out a squabble if you want to is it 1062 00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:35,120 if you want to is it 1063 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:43,669 if you want to is it what is for dinner 1064 00:22:43,669 --> 00:22:43,679 1065 00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:46,230 right now you are going to track me in 1066 00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:46,240 right now you are going to track me in 1067 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,590 right now you are going to track me in this dolly 1068 00:22:47,590 --> 00:22:47,600 this dolly 1069 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,110 this dolly it's a trolley 1070 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:49,120 it's a trolley 1071 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,430 it's a trolley it's a technical term louise so i can 1072 00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:51,440 it's a technical term louise so i can 1073 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,110 it's a technical term louise so i can pan with my camera 1074 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:53,120 pan with my camera 1075 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,190 pan with my camera this is gonna be brilliant this 1076 00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:55,200 this is gonna be brilliant this 1077 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,470 this is gonna be brilliant this okay math 1078 00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:56,480 okay math 1079 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:03,270 okay math ready when you are spiky baby 1080 00:23:03,270 --> 00:23:03,280 1081 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,600 action 1082 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:06,610 1083 00:23:06,610 --> 00:23:13,190 [Laughter] 1084 00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:13,200 [Laughter] 1085 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,710 [Laughter] he didn't do it for you did he i've got 1086 00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:14,720 he didn't do it for you did he i've got 1087 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,990 he didn't do it for you did he i've got him it's all right it's gonna be 1088 00:23:15,990 --> 00:23:16,000 him it's all right it's gonna be 1089 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:23,590 him it's all right it's gonna be brilliant 1090 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:23,600 1091 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,190 that's not funny matthew 1092 00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:27,200 1093 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,500 don't worry 1094 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:30,510 don't worry 1095 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:38,490 don't worry [Applause] 1096 00:23:38,490 --> 00:23:38,500 [Applause] 1097 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:38,590 [Applause] [Music] 1098 00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:38,600 [Music] 1099 00:23:38,600 --> 00:24:02,630 [Music] [Applause] 1100 00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:02,640 1101 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,390 hey hold it hold it i'm just gonna move 1102 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:04,400 hey hold it hold it i'm just gonna move 1103 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:12,210 hey hold it hold it i'm just gonna move in there for a close-up all right 1104 00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:12,220 1105 00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:12,870 [Applause] 1106 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:12,880 [Applause] 1107 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:29,269 [Applause] [Music] 1108 00:24:29,269 --> 00:24:29,279 1109 00:24:29,279 --> 00:24:31,360 you