are you going to bug me i might get a
mug you it's that gorgeous one
and i believe i can run for decent
marathon
download
now
from the long run
london city
we come from the sun to live
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let's keep the music sweet
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oh come on pogba why don't you give it a
go you might find a facet of your
personality you never knew as i said i
know all about my facets thank you very
much
every week is some new fangled idea now
you're telling us just by reading
somebody's writing you could tell
something about their personality last
time it was about body language
even the way someone sits can tell you a
lot about a person's inner workers
workings are private and there's nothing
wrong with my handwriting tell him
desmond that's true pogba has always
been a devotee of the three hours what
reading writing and rhythmic no no no
rum racing and rum
so go ahead matt
what'd you make of that name tony you
got nothing better to do
no um
at first glance tony it seems that you
are an impulsive and highly creative
person
these large circles above your eyes show
a very outgoing personality
so these large ones below my eyes man
right matt do your worst mate hello dad
hello thank you uncle paul tony hi shawn
all right check this out right matthew
is going to tell me all about my
personality just from looking at my
handwriting we should just look under
your bed
sean ambrose is well dread well he says
that in that book no it's what he wrote
down
i can tell from sean's writing that he's
a highly intelligent individual with
deep sensual undertones which are
denoted by these big loops oh yeah
should i be a model or why
oh what oh lee have you got big loops
well i've never had any complaints
gloria
yeah this did you put out an apb on
shirley because i've just seen er and
beverly dashing up the ice street like
they was going for the world record i
mean it went past me and i was in the
motor
well you can't blame her she's probably
trying to escape from beverly i mean i
would outrun lynn for christie just to
get away from that woman
but just invited her back here you know
i don't allow gossip in this shop yeah
quite right too there's one
i hear that beverly was at clarisse the
other day and she spoke for half an hour
without drawing her breath and she came
in with that young man from the news
agency no you don't mean that youngster
who is he he him
best to come upstairs and have a cup of
tea
what on earth is going on i am going to
get to the bottom of this
it can't be you're dead good afternoon
won't leave much to the imagination do
you want a bit when alex sees me in this
his imagination's going to run riot
mum and dad they kept you wearing it
shirley lock up your daughter
i think she saw the dress glow look
beverly just calmed down gloria put the
kettle on beverly's had a bit of a shock
she looks like she's seen a ghost we
have a devil ghost
it's a small rom shirley purely for
medicinal purposes you understand
what's going on we haven't really seen a
ghost stuff yeah as large as life no
not a ghost just a man
a man we haven't seen for more than 30
years
joseph toussaint montpellier better
known as calypso
i wonder if i misspeak with shirley
plechette
shirley ambrose
she's not here at the moment i'm desmond
ambrose
oh yes
you used to be in that jazz band what
were they called the georgetown steamers
with that odd little man uh what was his
name a top hat it was the jarshdown
dreamers and his popeye
i'm sorry it's been a long time
not long enough and tell surely i'll
come in to see her tomorrow at three
there's something i'd like to speak to
her about a private matter
goodbye gentlemen
jeff where was that then yeah and what
do you want with mum he has the bearing
of a man of great importance a bit of a
flashy dresser and all right pops what's
going on calypso
he's gone for your mother after all
these years
so it's kind of simple
every year calypso would come to the
masquerading guyana singing his love
songs telling his stories romancing
everything in a skirt
that devil could charm the birds out of
the trees
they're the castle over eh no your
father was a bit of a casanova no
calypso was something entirely different
he only had to sing
and any girl he wanted was his mm-hmm oh
a bit like julio iglesias
speak for yourself love
nine months after calypso's visits
there'd be a population explosion
that man was a walking baby boom
desmond used to call him the pied piper
of passion
till one year he set his sights on
shirley
i couldn't tell you what desmond called
him then
he had a voice like warm honey and
molten lava
his guitar sounded like angels plucking
their harps devil is more like yeah i've
almost saw this got to do with mum
look i better go upstairs and check on
shirley and beverly
oh i just yeah we'll look after things
down here all right
right pop pine you get
sp on this calypso geezer
all right
one year
calypso saw pretty young girl that he
hadn't seen before
a beautiful warm and friendly girl
the preacher's daughter oh you mean mom
yeah she had started to come to dances
to hear your father and me play they'll
share you all right warm beautiful
intelligent and friendly
but with very poor taste in music
then came the time for the masquerade
the carnivore
a small boat appeared on the horizon
calypso had come to weave his musical
web again
up in his mind that before the
masquerade was over
surely would be his prize so what was it
to be there late pistols at dawn for him
and dez yeah calypso's weapons were his
songs
women were defenseless against them and
i suppose all desmond had was his
trumpet
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yeah but surely mom wasn't having any of
this man calypso's powers over women
verged on the supernatural sean
it was like magic and i expect you had a
similar magical effect well you only had
to say hello to a girl and hey presto
she disappears
come on uncle fulbright well your mother
brushed him off but calypso didn't give
up that easily he had a reputation to
live up to yeah it's difficult oh no
saturn
resisted him calypso would simply write
a song just for her
he never failed ever
did he ever write one for mum
one moonlight night
calypso set sail to play on one of the
islands he asked shirley to go with him
shirley refused she said she was going
to stand by desmond
calypso was furious
and swore that when he returned he would
have written his most
passionate to love song
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just for sure
steamy or what i
sailed away on the night tide and was
never seen again
mills and boone eat your heart out
what happened mrs ambrose well
his guitar was washed up on some remote
show months later but there was no sign
of calypso until
now you just paid us a visit
if you don't mind i'd like to have a
word with my wife
alone
come on beverly i think i should stay
here and give surely my support
the past always scratches up on you
don't let her pass near any naked flames
so he's comfy after all this time
your caribbean casting over
by piper of passion
well if you think he's just gonna stroll
in here and strum a few cards of some
dusty old love song and glide out here
with my wife he got another thing coming
you got my bags packed already
how you know what he wanted he asked for
you personally so he didn't want a
haircut
say coming back tomorrow afternoon at
three o'clock
well charlie
here's the last 22 hours of our marriage
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come on desmond
you see in the old days people had to
make their own entertainment
calipsonians would come with their love
songs telling their stories and gossip
from all over oh well i guess like rap
music is the music of the streets i
suppose calypso is the music of the
island yeah well what about this joseph
tucson montpellier then was he really
that hot who knows
you take a balmy night and the moonlight
shining on the bay
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check it out the air tick with the scent
of jasmine on the other side
and a sprinkling of young couples in
love mm-hmm well who knows eh on a night
like that even a georgetown dreamers
would sound good eh
you couldn't believe that clip sounds
weird and wonderful powers are just part
of fault law no it is all true i have
firsthand knowledge oh what's up
well
there was this girl event xavier yeah i
remember her
boys used to flock to her like bees run
the honeypot
a tall statuesque girl from a very good
family she had nothing to do with the
local boys you you mean
what happened calypso
she was a very strong girl and she
resisted his advances yeah well good for
her but calypso wasn't the man to be put
off that easily
one night he stole into her garden
and stood beneath her bedroom window and
he sang his song
oh one he'd written just for her right
yeah so what happened next twins
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that was just idol gossip
i suppose you was in the honeysuckle
bush watching all this no no pork pie
words
well i'm going over to see if beverly's
feeling better yeah well we're clear
right mom
well children
i suppose this is the last meal we'll
have together as a family
oh cheer up dad look beverly said once
mum and god she come around and cook for
us thanks gloria that's just what i
wanted to hear
hey dad
why don't you write mama love song
yeah that'd be sweet why don't you give
it a go me
i love song
come in then dad let's hear it well it's
not quite ready yet come on before mum
gets back well it's just the worst dad
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ears
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at least marvin gaye arrests easy in his
grave tonight
well if you're also smart why don't you
do better yeah well as a matter of fact
we just might leave me a box man
something with laughter and something
with tears surely i shall always be
through i just like to say that i still
love it
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stay with your man baby don't leave me
lonely
yeah well i i i don't think this musical
thing is going to work
you haven't heard anything yet
i'll buy you a pair of a camera a pair
of purple gloves
surely nah that can't be right okay
let's have a look
huh
no one that you wouldn't let me analyze
your writing
i wrote it in a hurry it looks as though
you wrote it in the dark
this one
what you need is a west african highlife
you see we africans know how to romance
our women
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come here sean let's leave the crew cut
crew and get on with it
deserting the sinking ship are you
thanks
gloria what is that you almost got on
don't you like it i'd like it if there
was twice as much of it
i'm a big girl now
so why did you buy such a small dress
i suppose it is a bit minimal
sit down gloria
you know today they're all going on
about how much someone's handwriting can
say about a person um yes but what do
you think that dress is saying to all
the men who pass in the street
pretty short conversation
you know
every generation think that they
invented sex and all the rigmarole that
goes with it that's just fine by me it's
part of life it's part of growing up
i know a lot has changed since i was
your age but some things will always
remain the same
on one day you'll be talking to your
daughter about the same things
she'll say you're being overprotective
and that you just don't understand
but hopefully she'll listen
okay mum
anyway uh
truth or dare
did you lead clips so on
every woman likes to be admired gloria
young are old
we all send out signals you know but
sometimes we really don't reckon with
the consequences
a smile that turns into a blush
a glance held just too long
an accidental touch that lingers
and before you know it oh
i can't wait to meet him
there's man ambrose if you look at your
watch one more time
oh what time is it it's a pie part that
passion not here yet then no what's
going on i'm surprised you're not
selling tickets ah why didn't i think of
that
what are you doing here uh late lunch
dad
look dez we just wanted to be in your
corner just in case there was any rough
stuff you know exactly
nothing is going to happen
typical men always wanted to flex their
muscles yeah except for the one that
matters sure what matters is that we all
support the ambrose family and make sure
that this man does not drive a wedge
between desmond and shelly i can't
believe it my two actually makes sense
he come in he come in
you haven't ambrose shirley ambrose a
rose by any other name
let me tell you something this rose
comes with thorns attached
you
you bluebeard
that is no way to behave now please
let's make our guest welcome oh
certainly my dear oh flowers how
delightful
it's the name
sean
i'm handling this let me take your hat
you know you were right shirley we must
make our guests feel welcome never let
it be said that the ambrose family don't
know how to extend the hand of
friendship after all it's not every day
that you meet a legendary philanderer
come to teeth your wife
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it's been a long time since anyone
called me that
is a referendum montpellier these days
so we see please sit down
so
what's the story about you disappearing
well
after i sailed from guyana that night
i was caught in a terrible storm
i capsized
and drifted for three days clinging on
to my guitar
eventually
i was picked up by a steamer bound
for brazil
when i got there
i realized that god had spared this
sinner for a reason
i decided to dedicate the rest of my
life to his good work
and stayed on in brazil to work amongst
the poor you'll have your work cut out
for you and picking them will ya
no i'm here on a fund-raising mission
and who better to introduce me to the
community leaders than shirley
ambrose
daughter of one of the most respected
preachers in guyana i'm flattered i'm
flabbergasted
shelley's father ran me out of town more
than once
a great man
and desmond here wasn't doing too badly
just now either
of course we didn't know of your um new
calling
yes yes we're sorry reverend you know
sometimes my husband's mouth works
faster than his brains
team perhaps no thank you shirley uh
reverend calypso yes do you remember
that song that you wrote for mom oh yeah
no you want to finish all fine or awful
yeah i've never heard of real calypso
really how cringe i don't think we
should i'll go and show these youngsters
what they've missed well i remember a
verse or two i'm not listening
give me a demon
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i picked up my guitar shell
and wrote you this song
it sounds like a ballad girl
but darling you're wrong
it's an opus to usually without a
bandage crew
whatever they're saying but me lord
knows i'm not rude
you're the preacher's daughter darling
we should find the altar
but before we do that come we go around
the back
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when ghana girls go strolling by george
don't see wall
watch behind her then ruling i just want
to ball
you young and innocent
but it's not too soon
two minutes with me my darling and i'll
change your tool
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but before we do that
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now
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no
please
applaud shirley
my inspiration excuse me
my wife
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you