1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,429 are you going to bug me i might get a 2 00:00:01,429 --> 00:00:01,439 are you going to bug me i might get a 3 00:00:01,439 --> 00:00:05,030 are you going to bug me i might get a mug you it's that gorgeous one 4 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:05,040 mug you it's that gorgeous one 5 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,869 mug you it's that gorgeous one and i believe i can run for decent 6 00:00:06,869 --> 00:00:06,879 and i believe i can run for decent 7 00:00:06,879 --> 00:00:08,390 and i believe i can run for decent marathon 8 00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:08,400 marathon 9 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:13,830 marathon download valee now 10 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:13,840 11 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:25,390 from the long run 12 00:00:25,390 --> 00:00:25,400 13 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:38,069 [Music] 14 00:00:38,069 --> 00:00:38,079 15 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:46,470 let's keep the music sweet 16 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:46,480 17 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,389 for you 18 00:00:48,389 --> 00:00:48,399 for you 19 00:00:48,399 --> 00:00:50,630 for you another bill 20 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:50,640 another bill 21 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,709 another bill another deal for you 22 00:00:52,709 --> 00:00:52,719 another deal for you 23 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,310 another deal for you this one's for me 24 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:54,320 this one's for me 25 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:59,430 this one's for me and that's your bill 26 00:00:59,430 --> 00:00:59,440 27 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:00,790 oh no 28 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:00,800 oh no 29 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:07,510 oh no what's wrong sir 30 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:07,520 31 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,750 oh lord what's up 32 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:09,760 oh lord what's up 33 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:10,950 oh lord what's up what is it 34 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:10,960 what is it 35 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,710 what is it it's only susie 36 00:01:12,710 --> 00:01:12,720 it's only susie 37 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,230 it's only susie hello my loving sister and 38 00:01:14,230 --> 00:01:14,240 hello my loving sister and 39 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,310 hello my loving sister and brother-in-law 40 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:16,320 brother-in-law 41 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:18,950 brother-in-law and shirley as i affectionately know 42 00:01:18,950 --> 00:01:18,960 and shirley as i affectionately know 43 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:21,429 and shirley as i affectionately know i'll be visiting you on friday the 13th 44 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:21,439 i'll be visiting you on friday the 13th 45 00:01:21,439 --> 00:01:25,270 i'll be visiting you on friday the 13th see you then love susu friday the 13th 46 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:25,280 see you then love susu friday the 13th 47 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,390 see you then love susu friday the 13th that's today 48 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:26,400 that's today 49 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,789 that's today unlucky for some if your sister's coming 50 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:28,799 unlucky for some if your sister's coming 51 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:31,350 unlucky for some if your sister's coming to say it's unlucky for us 52 00:01:31,350 --> 00:01:31,360 to say it's unlucky for us 53 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,749 to say it's unlucky for us she didn't say she was coming to stay oh 54 00:01:33,749 --> 00:01:33,759 she didn't say she was coming to stay oh 55 00:01:33,759 --> 00:01:35,510 she didn't say she was coming to stay oh she lives in jamaica we live in tecum 56 00:01:35,510 --> 00:01:35,520 she lives in jamaica we live in tecum 57 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,789 she lives in jamaica we live in tecum she didn't exactly call her mother 58 00:01:38,789 --> 00:01:38,799 59 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,429 i know desmond but she is my sister you 60 00:01:41,429 --> 00:01:41,439 i know desmond but she is my sister you 61 00:01:41,439 --> 00:01:42,710 i know desmond but she is my sister you mean after all the wicked things this 62 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:42,720 mean after all the wicked things this 63 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,230 mean after all the wicked things this woman has said about you you college or 64 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:44,240 woman has said about you you college or 65 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,429 woman has said about you you college or your sister 66 00:01:45,429 --> 00:01:45,439 your sister 67 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,789 your sister well i still call you my husband don't i 68 00:01:48,789 --> 00:01:48,799 well i still call you my husband don't i 69 00:01:48,799 --> 00:01:50,710 well i still call you my husband don't i well i tell you one thing i'm not having 70 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:50,720 well i tell you one thing i'm not having 71 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,270 well i tell you one thing i'm not having that lion cheating scheming cantankerous 72 00:01:53,270 --> 00:01:53,280 that lion cheating scheming cantankerous 73 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,710 that lion cheating scheming cantankerous adulterous 74 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:54,720 adulterous 75 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,429 adulterous certain woman in this house 76 00:01:57,429 --> 00:01:57,439 certain woman in this house 77 00:01:57,439 --> 00:01:59,749 certain woman in this house just speak your mind dad 78 00:01:59,749 --> 00:01:59,759 just speak your mind dad 79 00:01:59,759 --> 00:02:01,910 just speak your mind dad now my sister is not like that she's 80 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:01,920 now my sister is not like that she's 81 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,870 now my sister is not like that she's just 82 00:02:02,870 --> 00:02:02,880 just 83 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,830 just i spirited 84 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:05,840 i spirited 85 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,910 i spirited well look if we explained to her that 86 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:07,920 well look if we explained to her that 87 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,910 well look if we explained to her that she could only stay for a couple of days 88 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:09,920 she could only stay for a couple of days 89 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:17,589 she could only stay for a couple of days then she wouldn't take advantage 90 00:02:17,589 --> 00:02:17,599 91 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:20,470 hello 92 00:02:20,470 --> 00:02:20,480 93 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:24,150 home office 94 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:24,160 95 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,589 yeah um 96 00:02:25,589 --> 00:02:25,599 yeah um 97 00:02:25,599 --> 00:02:29,430 yeah um well i'm afraid she's she's not in 98 00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:29,440 well i'm afraid she's she's not in 99 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,229 well i'm afraid she's she's not in mr turner yes mr turner i tell her that 100 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:32,239 mr turner yes mr turner i tell her that 101 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,990 mr turner yes mr turner i tell her that you're called 102 00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:34,000 you're called 103 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,869 you're called that was for so wasn't it yes the woman 104 00:02:36,869 --> 00:02:36,879 that was for so wasn't it yes the woman 105 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:38,630 that was for so wasn't it yes the woman giving out all telephone numbers she'll 106 00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:38,640 giving out all telephone numbers she'll 107 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:49,110 giving out all telephone numbers she'll reach here yet 108 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:49,120 109 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,869 good morning tiger 110 00:02:50,869 --> 00:02:50,879 good morning tiger 111 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,270 good morning tiger how do you feel after last night 112 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:53,280 how do you feel after last night 113 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,869 how do you feel after last night last night oh i love a man who's modest 114 00:02:56,869 --> 00:02:56,879 last night oh i love a man who's modest 115 00:02:56,879 --> 00:02:58,710 last night oh i love a man who's modest you're like clark kent aren't you 116 00:02:58,710 --> 00:02:58,720 you're like clark kent aren't you 117 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,790 you're like clark kent aren't you mild-mannered assistant bank manager by 118 00:03:00,790 --> 00:03:00,800 mild-mannered assistant bank manager by 119 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,670 mild-mannered assistant bank manager by day but give you a phone booth or a wine 120 00:03:03,670 --> 00:03:03,680 day but give you a phone booth or a wine 121 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,670 day but give you a phone booth or a wine bar and you become 122 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:05,680 bar and you become 123 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,830 bar and you become superman 124 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:07,840 superman 125 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,070 superman oh yes the wine bar 126 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:10,080 oh yes the wine bar 127 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,070 oh yes the wine bar did i um did you 128 00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:12,080 did i um did you 129 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,149 did i um did you did i do anything embarrassing oh well i 130 00:03:14,149 --> 00:03:14,159 did i do anything embarrassing oh well i 131 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:16,070 did i do anything embarrassing oh well i wasn't embarrassed sir but then 132 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:16,080 wasn't embarrassed sir but then 133 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,550 wasn't embarrassed sir but then i'm not easily shocked 134 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:18,560 i'm not easily shocked 135 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,550 i'm not easily shocked no don't worry sir you've given a whole 136 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:20,560 no don't worry sir you've given a whole 137 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,790 no don't worry sir you've given a whole new meaning to the term hands-on 138 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:22,800 new meaning to the term hands-on 139 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:31,509 new meaning to the term hands-on management 140 00:03:31,509 --> 00:03:31,519 141 00:03:31,519 --> 00:03:33,110 hello 142 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:33,120 hello 143 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,030 hello reverse charges 144 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:35,040 reverse charges 145 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,550 reverse charges okay why not 146 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:36,560 okay why not 147 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,589 okay why not hello 148 00:03:37,589 --> 00:03:37,599 hello 149 00:03:37,599 --> 00:03:39,270 hello hello michael 150 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:39,280 hello michael 151 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:43,270 hello michael speaking 152 00:03:43,270 --> 00:03:43,280 153 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,550 oh yes 154 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:44,560 oh yes 155 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,390 oh yes listen my nephew 156 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:46,400 listen my nephew 157 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,270 listen my nephew i want you to come and pick me up no 158 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:49,280 i want you to come and pick me up no 159 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,869 i want you to come and pick me up no audrey says i'd love to but you see i'm 160 00:03:50,869 --> 00:03:50,879 audrey says i'd love to but you see i'm 161 00:03:50,879 --> 00:03:52,949 audrey says i'd love to but you see i'm at work now and i can't leave the office 162 00:03:52,949 --> 00:03:52,959 at work now and i can't leave the office 163 00:03:52,959 --> 00:03:54,869 at work now and i can't leave the office what do you mean you can't i'm your 164 00:03:54,869 --> 00:03:54,879 what do you mean you can't i'm your 165 00:03:54,879 --> 00:03:57,030 what do you mean you can't i'm your auntie you know how much your customer 166 00:03:57,030 --> 00:03:57,040 auntie you know how much your customer 167 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,429 auntie you know how much your customer make this phone call yes i do 50 pens 168 00:03:59,429 --> 00:03:59,439 make this phone call yes i do 50 pens 169 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,990 make this phone call yes i do 50 pens every 30 seconds that's right 170 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:02,000 every 30 seconds that's right 171 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,670 every 30 seconds that's right if you don't come and pick me up i will 172 00:04:03,670 --> 00:04:03,680 if you don't come and pick me up i will 173 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:08,309 if you don't come and pick me up i will stay on the line until you do 174 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:08,319 175 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:10,309 you can't switch me out because i'm the 176 00:04:10,309 --> 00:04:10,319 you can't switch me out because i'm the 177 00:04:10,319 --> 00:04:12,789 you can't switch me out because i'm the one that's ringing you 178 00:04:12,789 --> 00:04:12,799 one that's ringing you 179 00:04:12,799 --> 00:04:15,350 one that's ringing you want 180 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:15,360 181 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:19,590 [Laughter] 182 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:19,600 [Laughter] 183 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,790 [Laughter] uh now mandy yes sir about last night 184 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:22,800 uh now mandy yes sir about last night 185 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,430 uh now mandy yes sir about last night yes sir 186 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:25,440 yes sir 187 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,430 yes sir you see we're both consenting adults and 188 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:27,440 you see we're both consenting adults and 189 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,670 you see we're both consenting adults and as adults we sometimes do things things 190 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:31,680 as adults we sometimes do things things 191 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,990 as adults we sometimes do things things yes mandy things you see when one's had 192 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:34,000 yes mandy things you see when one's had 193 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,749 yes mandy things you see when one's had too much to drink one says certain 194 00:04:35,749 --> 00:04:35,759 too much to drink one says certain 195 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:37,990 too much to drink one says certain things and one does certain things that 196 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:38,000 things and one does certain things that 197 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,310 things and one does certain things that one wouldn't ordinarily do ah but you 198 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:40,320 one wouldn't ordinarily do ah but you 199 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,390 one wouldn't ordinarily do ah but you know what they say sir when one has had 200 00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:42,400 know what they say sir when one has had 201 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,629 know what they say sir when one has had too much to drink the real one is 202 00:04:44,629 --> 00:04:44,639 too much to drink the real one is 203 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:49,590 too much to drink the real one is revealed as you were last night 204 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:49,600 205 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:53,909 thank you mandy that was most comforting 206 00:04:53,909 --> 00:04:53,919 207 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,150 mr amber's office now speak to michael 208 00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:56,160 mr amber's office now speak to michael 209 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,550 mr amber's office now speak to michael yes it's me you sir 210 00:04:58,550 --> 00:04:58,560 yes it's me you sir 211 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:02,390 yes it's me you sir hello hello 212 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:02,400 213 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,070 but i'm using the telephone booth next 214 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:04,080 but i'm using the telephone booth next 215 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,550 but i'm using the telephone booth next door i'm at last 50p 216 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:06,560 door i'm at last 50p 217 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:21,510 door i'm at last 50p i didn't turn up on your fancy phone 218 00:05:21,510 --> 00:05:21,520 219 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:25,830 birmingham 220 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:25,840 221 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:28,070 i'm not an unreasonable man am i pork 222 00:05:28,070 --> 00:05:28,080 i'm not an unreasonable man am i pork 223 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,310 i'm not an unreasonable man am i pork pie 224 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:30,320 pie 225 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,350 pie yes 226 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:31,360 yes 227 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,350 yes who said you are man oh come on des 228 00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:33,360 who said you are man oh come on des 229 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,390 who said you are man oh come on des you're always saying that people don't 230 00:05:34,390 --> 00:05:34,400 you're always saying that people don't 231 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,990 you're always saying that people don't do enough to help their families the 232 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:36,000 do enough to help their families the 233 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,990 do enough to help their families the trouble is so it's not desmond's family 234 00:05:37,990 --> 00:05:38,000 trouble is so it's not desmond's family 235 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,830 trouble is so it's not desmond's family she's my sister and there's more 236 00:05:39,830 --> 00:05:39,840 she's my sister and there's more 237 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,710 she's my sister and there's more sister-in-law more like an oaklaw 238 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:42,720 sister-in-law more like an oaklaw 239 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,390 sister-in-law more like an oaklaw look there is one solution to this 240 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:44,400 look there is one solution to this 241 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,230 look there is one solution to this problem if you don't want to put her up 242 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:46,240 problem if you don't want to put her up 243 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,590 problem if you don't want to put her up for a few days 244 00:05:47,590 --> 00:05:47,600 for a few days 245 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,189 for a few days i will you 246 00:05:49,189 --> 00:05:49,199 i will you 247 00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:50,070 i will you yes 248 00:05:50,070 --> 00:05:50,080 yes 249 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:53,110 yes any objections yes you're too young 250 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:53,120 any objections yes you're too young 251 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,950 any objections yes you're too young for what we're only talking about my 252 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:54,960 for what we're only talking about my 253 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,029 for what we're only talking about my spare room pork pie 254 00:05:57,029 --> 00:05:57,039 spare room pork pie 255 00:05:57,039 --> 00:05:59,670 spare room pork pie hey i get it you're jealous no i'm not 256 00:05:59,670 --> 00:05:59,680 hey i get it you're jealous no i'm not 257 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,430 hey i get it you're jealous no i'm not oh yes you are because you know she 258 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:01,440 oh yes you are because you know she 259 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,230 oh yes you are because you know she likes younger men well she can start my 260 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:04,240 likes younger men well she can start my 261 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,230 likes younger men well she can start my place i've got a room free which was 262 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:06,240 place i've got a room free which was 263 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,550 place i've got a room free which was vacated last week who you yes and what's 264 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:08,560 vacated last week who you yes and what's 265 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,990 vacated last week who you yes and what's wrong with that 266 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:10,000 wrong with that 267 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,710 wrong with that not too young that's for sure 268 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:12,720 not too young that's for sure 269 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,710 not too young that's for sure i think that i should put her up 270 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:14,720 i think that i should put her up 271 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,189 i think that i should put her up because susu and i have a history we are 272 00:06:17,189 --> 00:06:17,199 because susu and i have a history we are 273 00:06:17,199 --> 00:06:19,430 because susu and i have a history we are from the same country and as her fellow 274 00:06:19,430 --> 00:06:19,440 from the same country and as her fellow 275 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:26,480 from the same country and as her fellow countryman i know how to make her happy 276 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:26,490 277 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:29,990 [Laughter] 278 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:30,000 [Laughter] 279 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,189 [Laughter] you look 280 00:06:31,189 --> 00:06:31,199 you look 281 00:06:31,199 --> 00:06:36,870 you look all right 282 00:06:36,870 --> 00:06:36,880 283 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,230 don't you ever 284 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:38,240 don't you ever 285 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,469 don't you ever ever do that again 286 00:06:40,469 --> 00:06:40,479 ever do that again 287 00:06:40,479 --> 00:06:41,749 ever do that again you know what happens to me when 288 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:41,759 you know what happens to me when 289 00:06:41,759 --> 00:06:43,510 you know what happens to me when somebody tells me not to do something 290 00:06:43,510 --> 00:06:43,520 somebody tells me not to do something 291 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,029 somebody tells me not to do something tell him cheryl 292 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:45,039 tell him cheryl 293 00:06:45,039 --> 00:06:47,430 tell him cheryl what your auntie susu means michael is 294 00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:47,440 what your auntie susu means michael is 295 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,430 what your auntie susu means michael is thank you 296 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:49,440 thank you 297 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,469 thank you never again 298 00:06:52,469 --> 00:06:52,479 299 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,710 well desmond aren't you going to greet 300 00:06:54,710 --> 00:06:54,720 well desmond aren't you going to greet 301 00:06:54,720 --> 00:07:03,830 well desmond aren't you going to greet me 302 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:03,840 303 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,230 both sides desmond this is europe after 304 00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:06,240 both sides desmond this is europe after 305 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,510 both sides desmond this is europe after all 306 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:09,520 307 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,749 you could have a mario man like that 308 00:07:11,749 --> 00:07:11,759 you could have a mario man like that 309 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:14,309 you could have a mario man like that you love passion 310 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:14,319 you love passion 311 00:07:14,319 --> 00:07:15,430 you love passion so 312 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:15,440 so 313 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,909 so i see nothing changing the shop 314 00:07:17,909 --> 00:07:17,919 i see nothing changing the shop 315 00:07:17,919 --> 00:07:20,070 i see nothing changing the shop you're still your pork buddy 316 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:20,080 you're still your pork buddy 317 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,390 you're still your pork buddy hello sister darling you still here 318 00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:22,400 hello sister darling you still here 319 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:27,110 hello sister darling you still here tomato i thought you had more sense 320 00:07:27,110 --> 00:07:27,120 321 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:32,150 hello tone 322 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:32,160 323 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,629 okay i'll come to the point 324 00:07:34,629 --> 00:07:34,639 okay i'll come to the point 325 00:07:34,639 --> 00:07:36,550 okay i'll come to the point i'm only passing through 326 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:36,560 i'm only passing through 327 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,189 i'm only passing through have some fun you know what i mean 328 00:07:39,189 --> 00:07:39,199 have some fun you know what i mean 329 00:07:39,199 --> 00:07:45,280 have some fun you know what i mean i just want to share myself 330 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:45,290 331 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:47,990 [Applause] 332 00:07:47,990 --> 00:07:48,000 [Applause] 333 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,230 [Applause] his family desmond you'll be willing to 334 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:50,240 his family desmond you'll be willing to 335 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,070 his family desmond you'll be willing to put me up 336 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:52,080 put me up 337 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,749 put me up is that right um 338 00:07:53,749 --> 00:07:53,759 is that right um 339 00:07:53,759 --> 00:07:55,189 is that right um yes yes 340 00:07:55,189 --> 00:07:55,199 yes yes 341 00:07:55,199 --> 00:07:56,469 yes yes but 342 00:07:56,469 --> 00:07:56,479 but 343 00:07:56,479 --> 00:07:59,430 but this is a family home and the things 344 00:07:59,430 --> 00:07:59,440 this is a family home and the things 345 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,150 this is a family home and the things that i have in mind is uh 346 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:02,160 that i have in mind is uh 347 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:05,510 that i have in mind is uh strictly for adults only 348 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:05,520 strictly for adults only 349 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,309 strictly for adults only so i've decided to stay elsewhere 350 00:08:08,309 --> 00:08:08,319 so i've decided to stay elsewhere 351 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:10,710 so i've decided to stay elsewhere anywhere in particular i don't know yet 352 00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:10,720 anywhere in particular i don't know yet 353 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,110 anywhere in particular i don't know yet what you're almost welcome to stay with 354 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:13,120 what you're almost welcome to stay with 355 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,390 what you're almost welcome to stay with me susu 356 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:14,400 me susu 357 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,309 me susu thank you matthew 358 00:08:16,309 --> 00:08:16,319 thank you matthew 359 00:08:16,319 --> 00:08:18,150 thank you matthew but it's not my mind that needs 360 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:18,160 but it's not my mind that needs 361 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,270 but it's not my mind that needs stimulating 362 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:21,280 363 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,749 you know what i mean ford fight 364 00:08:23,749 --> 00:08:23,759 you know what i mean ford fight 365 00:08:23,759 --> 00:08:27,990 you know what i mean ford fight come on 366 00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:28,000 367 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,550 you know them said that baldness is a 368 00:08:30,550 --> 00:08:30,560 you know them said that baldness is a 369 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:36,949 you know them said that baldness is a sign of virility 370 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:36,959 371 00:08:36,959 --> 00:08:39,430 how about me and you going to a 372 00:08:39,430 --> 00:08:39,440 how about me and you going to a 373 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:43,589 how about me and you going to a restaurant to start off with 7 30. 374 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:43,599 restaurant to start off with 7 30. 375 00:08:43,599 --> 00:08:47,990 restaurant to start off with 7 30. after that 376 00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:48,000 377 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,630 sounds good to me 378 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:50,640 sounds good to me 379 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,310 sounds good to me good 380 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:52,320 good 381 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,910 good can i leave up my bags at your house 382 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:53,920 can i leave up my bags at your house 383 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,670 can i leave up my bags at your house i'll go one better than that you can 384 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:55,680 i'll go one better than that you can 385 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,710 i'll go one better than that you can stay 386 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:56,720 stay 387 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,829 stay you sure you can afford it 388 00:08:59,829 --> 00:08:59,839 you sure you can afford it 389 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:01,030 you sure you can afford it that's one 390 00:09:01,030 --> 00:09:01,040 that's one 391 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,350 that's one give pork buy some money gladly my 392 00:09:03,350 --> 00:09:03,360 give pork buy some money gladly my 393 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,829 give pork buy some money gladly my little 394 00:09:06,829 --> 00:09:06,839 395 00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:09,910 sugar keep the change 396 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:09,920 sugar keep the change 397 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:13,590 sugar keep the change hunter 5 keep the lady 398 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:13,600 hunter 5 keep the lady 399 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,790 hunter 5 keep the lady this susu uh a mr turner from the home 400 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:16,800 this susu uh a mr turner from the home 401 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:21,350 this susu uh a mr turner from the home office run he wants you to ring him back 402 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:21,360 403 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,470 you all right 404 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:22,480 you all right 405 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,790 you all right yes uh i'm fine 406 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:24,800 yes uh i'm fine 407 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,070 yes uh i'm fine what did you tell him nothing 408 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:28,080 what did you tell him nothing 409 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,949 what did you tell him nothing let's keep it that way 410 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:30,959 let's keep it that way 411 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:33,190 let's keep it that way you're ready pork pie 412 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:33,200 you're ready pork pie 413 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:41,380 you're ready pork pie yes 414 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:41,390 415 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:50,200 [Music] 416 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:50,210 417 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:51,330 [Laughter] 418 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:51,340 [Laughter] 419 00:09:51,340 --> 00:10:09,269 [Laughter] [Applause] 420 00:10:09,269 --> 00:10:09,279 421 00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:10,630 good evening 422 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:10,640 good evening 423 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,590 good evening thank you 424 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:11,600 thank you 425 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,470 thank you waiter 426 00:10:14,470 --> 00:10:14,480 427 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,150 thank you 428 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:16,160 thank you 429 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:21,269 thank you may i take your hat sir no 430 00:10:21,269 --> 00:10:21,279 431 00:10:21,279 --> 00:10:25,030 see anything you like yes 432 00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:25,040 see anything you like yes 433 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,310 see anything you like yes on the menu 434 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:28,320 435 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,590 you don't raise your voice in a 436 00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:29,600 you don't raise your voice in a 437 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,590 you don't raise your voice in a restaurant they might think you're 438 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:31,600 restaurant they might think you're 439 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,350 restaurant they might think you're ignorant but you don't have to act it 440 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:33,360 ignorant but you don't have to act it 441 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,750 ignorant but you don't have to act it okay okay okay sorry it's just that you 442 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:35,760 okay okay okay sorry it's just that you 443 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,990 okay okay okay sorry it's just that you keep looking at the waiter 444 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:38,000 keep looking at the waiter 445 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,870 keep looking at the waiter i just exercised in my eyes 446 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:40,880 i just exercised in my eyes 447 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,190 i just exercised in my eyes we'll rest them now 448 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:43,200 we'll rest them now 449 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,870 we'll rest them now so tell me 450 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:44,880 so tell me 451 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,630 so tell me what's been happening you didn't go back 452 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:46,640 what's been happening you didn't go back 453 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:47,829 what's been happening you didn't go back to jamaica 454 00:10:47,829 --> 00:10:47,839 to jamaica 455 00:10:47,839 --> 00:10:49,269 to jamaica no 456 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:49,279 no 457 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:51,190 no i was staying with my ex-husband sister 458 00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:51,200 i was staying with my ex-husband sister 459 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,350 i was staying with my ex-husband sister in birmingham but uh 460 00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:53,360 in birmingham but uh 461 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,430 in birmingham but uh we outgrew each other what do you mean 462 00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:55,440 we outgrew each other what do you mean 463 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,829 we outgrew each other what do you mean outgrew each other she drove me out 464 00:10:57,829 --> 00:10:57,839 outgrew each other she drove me out 465 00:10:57,839 --> 00:10:59,590 outgrew each other she drove me out can you imagine that after all i'd done 466 00:10:59,590 --> 00:10:59,600 can you imagine that after all i'd done 467 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,470 can you imagine that after all i'd done for her 468 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:00,480 for her 469 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,590 for her drawn out like a dirty piece of garbage 470 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:03,600 drawn out like a dirty piece of garbage 471 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,110 drawn out like a dirty piece of garbage that's because the telephone bill was 472 00:11:05,110 --> 00:11:05,120 that's because the telephone bill was 473 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,430 that's because the telephone bill was 400 pounds 474 00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:07,440 400 pounds 475 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,670 400 pounds it wasn't all my phone calls 476 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:09,680 it wasn't all my phone calls 477 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,910 it wasn't all my phone calls i was missing my sons and i hadn't 478 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:11,920 i was missing my sons and i hadn't 479 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,430 i was missing my sons and i hadn't caught up with the latest gossip in 480 00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:13,440 caught up with the latest gossip in 481 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,949 caught up with the latest gossip in jamaica 482 00:11:14,949 --> 00:11:14,959 jamaica 483 00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:17,269 jamaica i was homesick 484 00:11:17,269 --> 00:11:17,279 i was homesick 485 00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:18,550 i was homesick and lonely 486 00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:18,560 and lonely 487 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,310 and lonely you know the worst thing 488 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:20,320 you know the worst thing 489 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,790 you know the worst thing after about six months they said that i 490 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:22,800 after about six months they said that i 491 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,870 after about six months they said that i should earn my keep 492 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:24,880 should earn my keep 493 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,310 should earn my keep i had to do all the washing up and 494 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:26,320 i had to do all the washing up and 495 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,069 i had to do all the washing up and cleaning for them why didn't you get a 496 00:11:28,069 --> 00:11:28,079 cleaning for them why didn't you get a 497 00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:28,949 cleaning for them why didn't you get a job 498 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:28,959 job 499 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,710 job because i'm not a resident of this 500 00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:30,720 because i'm not a resident of this 501 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,509 because i'm not a resident of this country well how did you survive 502 00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:33,519 country well how did you survive 503 00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:35,350 country well how did you survive well you know 504 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:35,360 well you know 505 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:38,069 well you know i had some rich admirers 506 00:11:38,069 --> 00:11:38,079 i had some rich admirers 507 00:11:38,079 --> 00:11:39,910 i had some rich admirers but i fed up with all that now they're 508 00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:39,920 but i fed up with all that now they're 509 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,630 but i fed up with all that now they're only interested in one thing i'm not 510 00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:42,640 only interested in one thing i'm not 511 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,550 only interested in one thing i'm not susu you're not why not 512 00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:46,560 513 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:49,030 because i love you doreen don't call me 514 00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:49,040 because i love you doreen don't call me 515 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,509 because i love you doreen don't call me do arena 516 00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:51,519 do arena 517 00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:54,150 do arena i know it's been them but people only 518 00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:54,160 i know it's been them but people only 519 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,629 i know it's been them but people only call me when i'm hungry with me because 520 00:11:56,629 --> 00:11:56,639 call me when i'm hungry with me because 521 00:11:56,639 --> 00:11:59,110 call me when i'm hungry with me because i love you suzu 522 00:11:59,110 --> 00:11:59,120 i love you suzu 523 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,069 i love you suzu some wine sir no champagne 524 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:02,079 some wine sir no champagne 525 00:12:02,079 --> 00:12:05,110 some wine sir no champagne any particular champagne sir yes 526 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:05,120 any particular champagne sir yes 527 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,430 any particular champagne sir yes champagne champagne 528 00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:07,440 champagne champagne 529 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,829 champagne champagne what love your 530 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:08,839 what love your 531 00:12:08,839 --> 00:12:12,629 what love your finest are you sure sir yes and now go 532 00:12:12,629 --> 00:12:12,639 finest are you sure sir yes and now go 533 00:12:12,639 --> 00:12:18,949 finest are you sure sir yes and now go away 534 00:12:18,949 --> 00:12:18,959 535 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:19,910 just 536 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:19,920 just 537 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,670 just exercising 538 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:21,680 exercising 539 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,269 exercising susu 540 00:12:23,269 --> 00:12:23,279 susu 541 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:24,870 susu i have loved you ever since the first 542 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:24,880 i have loved you ever since the first 543 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,710 i have loved you ever since the first time i saw you you might think i'm a 544 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:26,720 time i saw you you might think i'm a 545 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,110 time i saw you you might think i'm a normal making a fool of myself 546 00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:29,120 normal making a fool of myself 547 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,269 normal making a fool of myself but you're not spring chicken 548 00:12:31,269 --> 00:12:31,279 but you're not spring chicken 549 00:12:31,279 --> 00:12:33,110 but you're not spring chicken and then as time goes by 550 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:33,120 and then as time goes by 551 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,750 and then as time goes by we need each other poor pie 552 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:35,760 we need each other poor pie 553 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,550 we need each other poor pie let's just take things slowly 554 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:38,560 let's just take things slowly 555 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,670 let's just take things slowly huh 556 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:39,680 huh 557 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:43,110 huh okay 558 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:43,120 559 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:46,949 you really love me yeah man 560 00:12:46,949 --> 00:12:46,959 you really love me yeah man 561 00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:50,790 you really love me yeah man good 562 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:50,800 563 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,829 85 pounds sir watch 564 00:12:53,829 --> 00:12:53,839 85 pounds sir watch 565 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:59,750 85 pounds sir watch do nicely 566 00:12:59,750 --> 00:12:59,760 567 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,350 pop i 568 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:01,360 pop i 569 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,310 pop i will you 570 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:02,320 will you 571 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,069 will you marry me i will i do i yes i do i mean 572 00:13:06,069 --> 00:13:06,079 marry me i will i do i yes i do i mean 573 00:13:06,079 --> 00:13:09,400 marry me i will i do i yes i do i mean yeah 574 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:09,410 575 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:21,660 [Music] 576 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:21,670 [Music] 577 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:25,509 [Music] [Laughter] 578 00:13:25,509 --> 00:13:25,519 [Laughter] 579 00:13:25,519 --> 00:13:27,910 [Laughter] she loves me 580 00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:27,920 she loves me 581 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,990 she loves me desmond what are you trying to do kill 582 00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:30,000 desmond what are you trying to do kill 583 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,269 desmond what are you trying to do kill me no 584 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:31,279 me no 585 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:33,750 me no she might know who is she 586 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:33,760 she might know who is she 587 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,710 she might know who is she are you talking about my intended susu 588 00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:36,720 are you talking about my intended susu 589 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,230 are you talking about my intended susu listen desmond 590 00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:38,240 listen desmond 591 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,990 listen desmond we've been friends for many years but 592 00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:40,000 we've been friends for many years but 593 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,269 we've been friends for many years but when i told you i was getting married 594 00:13:41,269 --> 00:13:41,279 when i told you i was getting married 595 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,790 when i told you i was getting married the first word to come out of your mouth 596 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:42,800 the first word to come out of your mouth 597 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,949 the first word to come out of your mouth was why 598 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:44,959 was why 599 00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:47,509 was why that's great poor pie well done like any 600 00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:47,519 that's great poor pie well done like any 601 00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:49,910 that's great poor pie well done like any normal person what profile yes hush up 602 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:49,920 normal person what profile yes hush up 603 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,590 normal person what profile yes hush up desmond 604 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:51,600 desmond 605 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,910 desmond and i wasn't born yesterday 606 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:53,920 and i wasn't born yesterday 607 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,829 and i wasn't born yesterday and he might be taking me for a ride 608 00:13:55,829 --> 00:13:55,839 and he might be taking me for a ride 609 00:13:55,839 --> 00:13:58,870 and he might be taking me for a ride well at least it will be a happy one 610 00:13:58,870 --> 00:13:58,880 well at least it will be a happy one 611 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,030 well at least it will be a happy one everybody always seen me as an old fool 612 00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:01,040 everybody always seen me as an old fool 613 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,710 everybody always seen me as an old fool even when i was young 614 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:02,720 even when i was young 615 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,629 even when i was young they'll be rolling we might be foolish 616 00:14:04,629 --> 00:14:04,639 they'll be rolling we might be foolish 617 00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:06,710 they'll be rolling we might be foolish but we love each other 618 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:06,720 but we love each other 619 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,069 but we love each other you know what it's like living on your 620 00:14:08,069 --> 00:14:08,079 you know what it's like living on your 621 00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:09,910 you know what it's like living on your own at my age 622 00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:09,920 own at my age 623 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,269 own at my age well you think i spend so much time at 624 00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:11,279 well you think i spend so much time at 625 00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:12,629 well you think i spend so much time at the barbershop because i don't want to 626 00:14:12,629 --> 00:14:12,639 the barbershop because i don't want to 627 00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:13,990 the barbershop because i don't want to go home 628 00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:14,000 go home 629 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,750 go home so now i can look forward to going home 630 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:17,760 so now i can look forward to going home 631 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,829 so now i can look forward to going home i'm not young anymore desmond i'm not my 632 00:14:19,829 --> 00:14:19,839 i'm not young anymore desmond i'm not my 633 00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:22,150 i'm not young anymore desmond i'm not my age you find happiness where you can 634 00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:22,160 age you find happiness where you can 635 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,310 age you find happiness where you can i thought that you of all persons would 636 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:24,320 i thought that you of all persons would 637 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,230 i thought that you of all persons would understand 638 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:26,240 understand 639 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,150 understand it's all right for you 640 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:28,160 it's all right for you 641 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,230 it's all right for you you have shirley 642 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:30,240 you have shirley 643 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,550 you have shirley d have his ass well p wants his s2 is 644 00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:32,560 d have his ass well p wants his s2 is 645 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,389 d have his ass well p wants his s2 is that all right with you 646 00:14:34,389 --> 00:14:34,399 that all right with you 647 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:36,790 that all right with you so long as you're happy i am 648 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:36,800 so long as you're happy i am 649 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,069 so long as you're happy i am good 650 00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:38,079 good 651 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:40,069 good good 652 00:14:40,069 --> 00:14:40,079 good 653 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:44,790 good good 654 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:44,800 655 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,310 best man 656 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:46,320 best man 657 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,990 best man best man 658 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:49,000 659 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:53,030 [Music] 660 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:53,040 [Music] 661 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:53,990 [Music] um 662 00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:54,000 um 663 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,310 um there's a lady outside to see you sir 664 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:56,320 there's a lady outside to see you sir 665 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,189 there's a lady outside to see you sir who is it i'm not sure um but she said 666 00:14:59,189 --> 00:14:59,199 who is it i'm not sure um but she said 667 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,829 who is it i'm not sure um but she said telling me here and we can't wait 668 00:15:01,829 --> 00:15:01,839 telling me here and we can't wait 669 00:15:01,839 --> 00:15:03,590 telling me here and we can't wait we need some money for an engagement 670 00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:03,600 we need some money for an engagement 671 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,350 we need some money for an engagement ring 672 00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:05,360 ring 673 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,470 ring susu 674 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:06,480 susu 675 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,110 susu okay uh mandy before you let her in yes 676 00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:09,120 okay uh mandy before you let her in yes 677 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:09,910 okay uh mandy before you let her in yes sir 678 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:09,920 sir 679 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,750 sir what exactly did happen at the wine bar 680 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:11,760 what exactly did happen at the wine bar 681 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,910 what exactly did happen at the wine bar and let's have the truth 682 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:13,920 and let's have the truth 683 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,110 and let's have the truth okay 684 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:15,120 okay 685 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,670 okay we were in the bar it was all very jolly 686 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:17,680 we were in the bar it was all very jolly 687 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,389 we were in the bar it was all very jolly until a group of yobs in grey suits and 688 00:15:20,389 --> 00:15:20,399 until a group of yobs in grey suits and 689 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,710 until a group of yobs in grey suits and i imagine grey underpants as well 690 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:22,720 i imagine grey underpants as well 691 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,470 i imagine grey underpants as well started looking at us one got the 692 00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:24,480 started looking at us one got the 693 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,990 started looking at us one got the distinct impression they didn't like the 694 00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:26,000 distinct impression they didn't like the 695 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,550 distinct impression they didn't like the fact that we were together anyway they 696 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:28,560 fact that we were together anyway they 697 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,269 fact that we were together anyway they came over and asked me if i wanted 698 00:15:31,269 --> 00:15:31,279 came over and asked me if i wanted 699 00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:34,310 came over and asked me if i wanted better company to which you replied 700 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:34,320 better company to which you replied 701 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,230 better company to which you replied if theirs was the best company on offer 702 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:36,240 if theirs was the best company on offer 703 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,350 if theirs was the best company on offer they better call in the receivers 704 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:39,360 they better call in the receivers 705 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,269 they better call in the receivers anyway anyway the head lob took a swing 706 00:15:41,269 --> 00:15:41,279 anyway anyway the head lob took a swing 707 00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:43,189 anyway anyway the head lob took a swing at you you pinned him against the wall 708 00:15:43,189 --> 00:15:43,199 at you you pinned him against the wall 709 00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:45,430 at you you pinned him against the wall gave him a piece of your mind oh you 710 00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:45,440 gave him a piece of your mind oh you 711 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,630 gave him a piece of your mind oh you were magnificent 712 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:48,640 were magnificent 713 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,829 were magnificent [Laughter] 714 00:15:51,829 --> 00:15:51,839 [Laughter] 715 00:15:51,839 --> 00:15:53,590 [Laughter] is that um 716 00:15:53,590 --> 00:15:53,600 is that um 717 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,550 is that um all that happened sadly yes sir 718 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:56,560 all that happened sadly yes sir 719 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,910 all that happened sadly yes sir how did you get a hangover well the 720 00:15:57,910 --> 00:15:57,920 how did you get a hangover well the 721 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,189 how did you get a hangover well the whole place bought you drinks 722 00:16:01,189 --> 00:16:01,199 whole place bought you drinks 723 00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:04,150 whole place bought you drinks mandy yes sir 724 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:04,160 725 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,870 you're a brick oh sir 726 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:08,880 727 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:18,230 it looks like a double wedding 728 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:18,240 729 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,870 come in 730 00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:22,880 731 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,710 you wanted to see me my loving sister 732 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:24,720 you wanted to see me my loving sister 733 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,230 you wanted to see me my loving sister shirley 734 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:26,240 shirley 735 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,189 shirley doreen stop your stupidness and sit 736 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:29,199 doreen stop your stupidness and sit 737 00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:31,670 doreen stop your stupidness and sit i knew you were angry you only call me 738 00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:31,680 i knew you were angry you only call me 739 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:35,030 i knew you were angry you only call me doreen when you're angry i am not angry 740 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:35,040 doreen when you're angry i am not angry 741 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,749 doreen when you're angry i am not angry doreen you see there you go again 742 00:16:37,749 --> 00:16:37,759 doreen you see there you go again 743 00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:41,509 doreen you see there you go again sit down 744 00:16:41,509 --> 00:16:41,519 745 00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:43,189 this must be serious because you don't 746 00:16:43,189 --> 00:16:43,199 this must be serious because you don't 747 00:16:43,199 --> 00:16:47,910 this must be serious because you don't know how to begin 748 00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:47,920 749 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,230 why is it that you always try my 750 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:50,240 why is it that you always try my 751 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,910 why is it that you always try my patience hmm 752 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:51,920 patience hmm 753 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,710 patience hmm why is it that after 50 odd years i 754 00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:54,720 why is it that after 50 odd years i 755 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,430 why is it that after 50 odd years i still feel responsible for you you don't 756 00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:57,440 still feel responsible for you you don't 757 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,470 still feel responsible for you you don't have to 758 00:16:58,470 --> 00:16:58,480 have to 759 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,790 have to well i do and i think this time you're 760 00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:00,800 well i do and i think this time you're 761 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,030 well i do and i think this time you're gone too far what are you talking about 762 00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:03,040 gone too far what are you talking about 763 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,029 gone too far what are you talking about you know what i mean i have no idea look 764 00:17:05,029 --> 00:17:05,039 you know what i mean i have no idea look 765 00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:07,429 you know what i mean i have no idea look doreen don't act the innocent with me 766 00:17:07,429 --> 00:17:07,439 doreen don't act the innocent with me 767 00:17:07,439 --> 00:17:09,909 doreen don't act the innocent with me because it don't suit you 768 00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:09,919 because it don't suit you 769 00:17:09,919 --> 00:17:11,990 because it don't suit you i see men eating out of your hand i see 770 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:12,000 i see men eating out of your hand i see 771 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,390 i see men eating out of your hand i see you chew them up and spit them out i see 772 00:17:14,390 --> 00:17:14,400 you chew them up and spit them out i see 773 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,390 you chew them up and spit them out i see you flipped from flower to flower like a 774 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:16,400 you flipped from flower to flower like a 775 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,949 you flipped from flower to flower like a butterfly i see is jealous you're 776 00:17:18,949 --> 00:17:18,959 butterfly i see is jealous you're 777 00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:21,510 butterfly i see is jealous you're jealous 778 00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:21,520 779 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,029 of you 780 00:17:23,029 --> 00:17:23,039 of you 781 00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:24,549 of you um 782 00:17:24,549 --> 00:17:24,559 um 783 00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:26,789 um a woman your age whose life has amounted 784 00:17:26,789 --> 00:17:26,799 a woman your age whose life has amounted 785 00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:28,950 a woman your age whose life has amounted to nothing why should i be jealous of 786 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:28,960 to nothing why should i be jealous of 787 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,150 to nothing why should i be jealous of you so what is it you want from me i'm 788 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:32,160 you so what is it you want from me i'm 789 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,990 you so what is it you want from me i'm sick to death of your look down your 790 00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:34,000 sick to death of your look down your 791 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,470 sick to death of your look down your nose attitude at me you think your life 792 00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:36,480 nose attitude at me you think your life 793 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,270 nose attitude at me you think your life better than mine look at it is this a 794 00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:39,280 better than mine look at it is this a 795 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,750 better than mine look at it is this a product of years of hard work could this 796 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:41,760 product of years of hard work could this 797 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,950 product of years of hard work could this crummy world be upon martial 798 00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:44,960 crummy world be upon martial 799 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,510 crummy world be upon martial you think i want that 800 00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:47,520 you think i want that 801 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,630 you think i want that doreen 802 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:48,640 doreen 803 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,590 doreen don't you ever comment on my house and 804 00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:51,600 don't you ever comment on my house and 805 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,990 don't you ever comment on my house and insult me so now put your backside on 806 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:54,000 insult me so now put your backside on 807 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,789 insult me so now put your backside on that chair before pushing down 808 00:17:56,789 --> 00:17:56,799 that chair before pushing down 809 00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:59,440 that chair before pushing down why is it when you get angry 810 00:17:59,440 --> 00:17:59,450 why is it when you get angry 811 00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:02,000 why is it when you get angry [Applause] 812 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:02,010 [Applause] 813 00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:10,630 [Applause] [Music] 814 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:10,640 815 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,150 shut up 816 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:12,160 shut up 817 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,710 shut up shut up 818 00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:14,720 shut up 819 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,710 shut up never before in my life have i been so 820 00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:16,720 never before in my life have i been so 821 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,070 never before in my life have i been so angry 822 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:18,080 angry 823 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,549 angry you are trouble doreen you always have 824 00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:20,559 you are trouble doreen you always have 825 00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,470 you are trouble doreen you always have been and you always will be and i hate 826 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:22,480 been and you always will be and i hate 827 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,750 been and you always will be and i hate to say you're bringing that trouble to 828 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:23,760 to say you're bringing that trouble to 829 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,230 to say you're bringing that trouble to others you bleed them suck them dry you 830 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:26,240 others you bleed them suck them dry you 831 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:31,590 others you bleed them suck them dry you make me sound like a vampire 832 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:31,600 833 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,470 i'm surprised that you go for pork pie 834 00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:34,480 i'm surprised that you go for pork pie 835 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,470 i'm surprised that you go for pork pie i mean after all you don't have no money 836 00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:36,480 i mean after all you don't have no money 837 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:39,430 i mean after all you don't have no money i love him shirley no you don't you have 838 00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:39,440 i love him shirley no you don't you have 839 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,470 i love him shirley no you don't you have never loved pork pie if i had a pong for 840 00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:42,480 never loved pork pie if i had a pong for 841 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,950 never loved pork pie if i had a pong for every time you called him an idiot i 842 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:44,960 every time you called him an idiot i 843 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,669 every time you called him an idiot i could change the world paper buy a new 844 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:47,679 could change the world paper buy a new 845 00:18:47,679 --> 00:18:50,070 could change the world paper buy a new song 846 00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:50,080 847 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,750 no doreen 848 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:51,760 no doreen 849 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,150 no doreen i know what you're planning 850 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:54,160 i know what you're planning 851 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,230 i know what you're planning i know why you're marrying poor pie and 852 00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:56,240 i know why you're marrying poor pie and 853 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,630 i know why you're marrying poor pie and it ain't love 854 00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:58,640 it ain't love 855 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,390 it ain't love surely why you can't believe me for once 856 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:02,400 surely why you can't believe me for once 857 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,870 surely why you can't believe me for once just this once 858 00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:04,880 just this once 859 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:14,390 just this once my loving sister shirley 860 00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:14,400 861 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,750 so what am i going to do with you 862 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:17,760 so what am i going to do with you 863 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:27,510 so what am i going to do with you you could make me a cup of tea 864 00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:27,520 865 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,750 and don't forget to take tea with five 866 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:29,760 and don't forget to take tea with five 867 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:34,230 and don't forget to take tea with five sugars 868 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:34,240 869 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,150 hello 870 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:36,160 hello 871 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,190 hello ah yes just a minute it's for you who is 872 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:39,200 ah yes just a minute it's for you who is 873 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,430 ah yes just a minute it's for you who is it i don't know 874 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:41,440 it i don't know 875 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,830 it i don't know don't tell them i'm not here 876 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:43,840 don't tell them i'm not here 877 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,310 don't tell them i'm not here well i told them you are already 878 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:46,320 well i told them you are already 879 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,510 well i told them you are already and anyway they must have heard 880 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:47,520 and anyway they must have heard 881 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,710 and anyway they must have heard everything because i didn't cover the 882 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:48,720 everything because i didn't cover the 883 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,590 everything because i didn't cover the mouthpiece 884 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:51,600 885 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,110 hello 886 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:53,120 hello 887 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:59,830 hello speaking 888 00:19:59,830 --> 00:19:59,840 889 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,430 okay 890 00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:01,440 okay 891 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,110 okay i'm sorry 892 00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:05,120 893 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,789 all right 894 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:06,799 all right 895 00:20:06,799 --> 00:20:08,630 all right five o'clock 896 00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:08,640 five o'clock 897 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,669 five o'clock okay 898 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:11,679 899 00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:12,950 so you're all right 900 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:12,960 so you're all right 901 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,549 so you're all right i must go and see pork pie 902 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:16,559 i must go and see pork pie 903 00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:18,870 i must go and see pork pie so 904 00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:18,880 905 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,590 so 906 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:20,600 so 907 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:24,149 so [Music] 908 00:20:24,149 --> 00:20:24,159 [Music] 909 00:20:24,159 --> 00:20:26,789 [Music] if pork pug gets married ah when poor 910 00:20:26,789 --> 00:20:26,799 if pork pug gets married ah when poor 911 00:20:26,799 --> 00:20:28,230 if pork pug gets married ah when poor pie gets married 912 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:28,240 pie gets married 913 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,310 pie gets married when porpa gets married i mean he's not 914 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:30,320 when porpa gets married i mean he's not 915 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,430 when porpa gets married i mean he's not going to be coming around every day to 916 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:31,440 going to be coming around every day to 917 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,870 going to be coming around every day to sit with his little bosom buddy anymore 918 00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:32,880 sit with his little bosom buddy anymore 919 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,029 sit with his little bosom buddy anymore is he sean 920 00:20:35,029 --> 00:20:35,039 is he sean 921 00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:37,350 is he sean pork pie has never been what i'd call a 922 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:37,360 pork pie has never been what i'd call a 923 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,230 pork pie has never been what i'd call a body 924 00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:38,240 body 925 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:42,149 body or remotely connected with my bosom 926 00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:42,159 or remotely connected with my bosom 927 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:43,909 or remotely connected with my bosom you know it always amazes me how you two 928 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:43,919 you know it always amazes me how you two 929 00:20:43,919 --> 00:20:46,870 you know it always amazes me how you two can sit there day in day out i mean 930 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:46,880 can sit there day in day out i mean 931 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,390 can sit there day in day out i mean you're so different what do you find to 932 00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:48,400 you're so different what do you find to 933 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,950 you're so different what do you find to talk about no we talk to you don't we i 934 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:50,960 talk about no we talk to you don't we i 935 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,390 talk about no we talk to you don't we i don't know some of the best 936 00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:52,400 don't know some of the best 937 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,390 don't know some of the best relationships are based on opposites i 938 00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:54,400 relationships are based on opposites i 939 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,070 relationships are based on opposites i mean take desmond on me for example 940 00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:56,080 mean take desmond on me for example 941 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,470 mean take desmond on me for example that's right people often ask me why i 942 00:20:58,470 --> 00:20:58,480 that's right people often ask me why i 943 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,190 that's right people often ask me why i stay with you 944 00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:01,200 945 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,350 in reply i tell him i'm too busy to find 946 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:03,360 in reply i tell him i'm too busy to find 947 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,390 in reply i tell him i'm too busy to find somebody else 948 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:06,400 949 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,070 well i think pogba i will still come 950 00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:08,080 well i think pogba i will still come 951 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,470 well i think pogba i will still come around here anyway yes to get away from 952 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:10,480 around here anyway yes to get away from 953 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,789 around here anyway yes to get away from suzuki oh yes we promise we'll be more 954 00:21:12,789 --> 00:21:12,799 suzuki oh yes we promise we'll be more 955 00:21:12,799 --> 00:21:17,990 suzuki oh yes we promise we'll be more positive about the marriage 956 00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:18,000 957 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,149 hello everybody 958 00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:20,159 hello everybody 959 00:21:20,159 --> 00:21:22,549 hello everybody i'd just like to show you all my new 960 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:22,559 i'd just like to show you all my new 961 00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:25,270 i'd just like to show you all my new engagement ring bought for me by my new 962 00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:25,280 engagement ring bought for me by my new 963 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,630 engagement ring bought for me by my new fiance 964 00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:29,350 fiance 965 00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:29,360 966 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,510 with a little baby from my nephew 967 00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:31,520 with a little baby from my nephew 968 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,590 with a little baby from my nephew all right but we have some news to tell 969 00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:33,600 all right but we have some news to tell 970 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,350 all right but we have some news to tell everybody 971 00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:35,360 everybody 972 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,110 everybody i don't know where to start well you 973 00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:37,120 i don't know where to start well you 974 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,230 i don't know where to start well you better hurry up he'll be here soon 975 00:21:40,230 --> 00:21:40,240 better hurry up he'll be here soon 976 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,070 better hurry up he'll be here soon okay 977 00:21:42,070 --> 00:21:42,080 okay 978 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,110 okay you were right shirley as usual 979 00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:45,120 you were right shirley as usual 980 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,430 you were right shirley as usual i didn't want to marry pork pie because 981 00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:47,440 i didn't want to marry pork pie because 982 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,750 i didn't want to marry pork pie because i loved him you didn't you certainly 983 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:49,760 i loved him you didn't you certainly 984 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,230 i loved him you didn't you certainly didn't marry him for his money no 985 00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:52,240 didn't marry him for his money no 986 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,070 didn't marry him for his money no i wanted to marry pork pie because i 987 00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:54,080 i wanted to marry pork pie because i 988 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,029 i wanted to marry pork pie because i wanted to stay in this country i knew it 989 00:21:57,029 --> 00:21:57,039 wanted to stay in this country i knew it 990 00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:59,590 wanted to stay in this country i knew it i knew it the truth is 991 00:21:59,590 --> 00:21:59,600 i knew it the truth is 992 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,789 i knew it the truth is i've outstayed my visit here 993 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:02,799 i've outstayed my visit here 994 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:03,830 i've outstayed my visit here and 995 00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:03,840 and 996 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,830 and mr turner from the home office streams 997 00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:05,840 mr turner from the home office streams 998 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,510 mr turner from the home office streams me to birmingham to deport me 999 00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:09,520 me to birmingham to deport me 1000 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,669 me to birmingham to deport me my stupid sister-in-law give him your 1001 00:22:11,669 --> 00:22:11,679 my stupid sister-in-law give him your 1002 00:22:11,679 --> 00:22:16,070 my stupid sister-in-law give him your number 1003 00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:16,080 1004 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,870 after you talk to me sure 1005 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:18,880 after you talk to me sure 1006 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,669 after you talk to me sure and i received the phone call 1007 00:22:21,669 --> 00:22:21,679 and i received the phone call 1008 00:22:21,679 --> 00:22:23,909 and i received the phone call i felt i had to tell poor pie 1009 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:23,919 i felt i had to tell poor pie 1010 00:22:23,919 --> 00:22:26,870 i felt i had to tell poor pie i couldn't let him down when i told him 1011 00:22:26,870 --> 00:22:26,880 i couldn't let him down when i told him 1012 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:31,990 i couldn't let him down when i told him do you know what that stupid man said 1013 00:22:31,990 --> 00:22:32,000 1014 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,590 he said 1015 00:22:33,590 --> 00:22:33,600 he said 1016 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,669 he said he didn't care 1017 00:22:35,669 --> 00:22:35,679 he didn't care 1018 00:22:35,679 --> 00:22:38,630 he didn't care and that he still loved me 1019 00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:38,640 and that he still loved me 1020 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,350 and that he still loved me for the first time in my life for 1021 00:22:41,350 --> 00:22:41,360 for the first time in my life for 1022 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,190 for the first time in my life for somebody genuinely telling me them love 1023 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:45,200 somebody genuinely telling me them love 1024 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,390 somebody genuinely telling me them love me 1025 00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:48,400 1026 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,510 so now i'm going 1027 00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:51,520 1028 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,430 goodbye shirley 1029 00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:53,440 goodbye shirley 1030 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,190 goodbye shirley thank you for everything 1031 00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:57,200 1032 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,029 gloria 1033 00:22:59,029 --> 00:22:59,039 gloria 1034 00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:01,830 gloria thank you sean 1035 00:23:01,830 --> 00:23:01,840 thank you sean 1036 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,470 thank you sean matthew 1037 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:04,480 1038 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,230 this is ear meal 1039 00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:08,240 this is ear meal 1040 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:17,270 this is ear meal this man 1041 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:17,280 1042 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,470 michael you have the car 1043 00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:20,480 1044 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,110 so you're really going when mr turner 1045 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:23,120 so you're really going when mr turner 1046 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,510 so you're really going when mr turner from the home office comes 1047 00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:25,520 from the home office comes 1048 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,110 from the home office comes tell him 1049 00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:27,120 tell him 1050 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,350 tell him again 1051 00:23:29,350 --> 00:23:29,360 again 1052 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,070 again i have a plan to catch 1053 00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:32,080 i have a plan to catch 1054 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:36,630 i have a plan to catch come on poor pie 1055 00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:36,640 1056 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,950 i'm sorry it's all right mom don't worry 1057 00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:38,960 i'm sorry it's all right mom don't worry 1058 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,470 i'm sorry it's all right mom don't worry everything turned out all right in the 1059 00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:40,480 everything turned out all right in the 1060 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,190 everything turned out all right in the end how can you say that well i've got a 1061 00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:43,200 end how can you say that well i've got a 1062 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,789 end how can you say that well i've got a fiance in jamaica that i'm going to 1063 00:23:44,789 --> 00:23:44,799 fiance in jamaica that i'm going to 1064 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,710 fiance in jamaica that i'm going to marry all i need is a girlfriend here 1065 00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:46,720 marry all i need is a girlfriend here 1066 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:52,890 marry all i need is a girlfriend here and i'm laughing 1067 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:52,900 1068 00:23:52,900 --> 00:24:09,430 [Music] 1069 00:24:09,430 --> 00:24:09,440 1070 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,520 you