1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,429 are you going to bug me i might get a 2 00:00:01,429 --> 00:00:01,439 are you going to bug me i might get a 3 00:00:01,439 --> 00:00:05,030 are you going to bug me i might get a mug you it's that gorgeous one 4 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:05,040 mug you it's that gorgeous one 5 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,869 mug you it's that gorgeous one and i believe i can run for decent 6 00:00:06,869 --> 00:00:06,879 and i believe i can run for decent 7 00:00:06,879 --> 00:00:08,390 and i believe i can run for decent marathon 8 00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:08,400 marathon 9 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:09,430 marathon download 10 00:00:09,430 --> 00:00:09,440 download 11 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,830 download now 12 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:13,840 13 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,720 from the long run 14 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:15,730 from the long run 15 00:00:15,730 --> 00:00:38,069 from the long run [Music] 16 00:00:38,069 --> 00:00:38,079 17 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:41,340 let's keep the music sweet 18 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:41,350 let's keep the music sweet 19 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:51,110 let's keep the music sweet [Music] 20 00:00:51,110 --> 00:00:51,120 [Music] 21 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,110 [Music] gloria get off the telephone i'm trying 22 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:53,120 gloria get off the telephone i'm trying 23 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,229 gloria get off the telephone i'm trying to run a business 24 00:00:56,229 --> 00:00:56,239 25 00:00:56,239 --> 00:00:58,150 don't tell me the chewing gum kid 26 00:00:58,150 --> 00:00:58,160 don't tell me the chewing gum kid 27 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,950 don't tell me the chewing gum kid strikes again oh not only that shell 28 00:01:00,950 --> 00:01:00,960 strikes again oh not only that shell 29 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,470 strikes again oh not only that shell he's changed brands 30 00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:02,480 he's changed brands 31 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,390 he's changed brands this is obviously the chisel proof super 32 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:04,400 this is obviously the chisel proof super 33 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,789 this is obviously the chisel proof super grip permawell blend 34 00:01:06,789 --> 00:01:06,799 grip permawell blend 35 00:01:06,799 --> 00:01:08,230 grip permawell blend pity didn't weld his fingers together 36 00:01:08,230 --> 00:01:08,240 pity didn't weld his fingers together 37 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,950 pity didn't weld his fingers together with it 38 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:10,960 39 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:14,870 gloria get off the phone now 40 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:14,880 41 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:18,070 the whole place is falling apart i've 42 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:18,080 the whole place is falling apart i've 43 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,469 the whole place is falling apart i've been telling desmond for years the shop 44 00:01:20,469 --> 00:01:20,479 been telling desmond for years the shop 45 00:01:20,479 --> 00:01:23,109 been telling desmond for years the shop needs completely redoing i mean look at 46 00:01:23,109 --> 00:01:23,119 needs completely redoing i mean look at 47 00:01:23,119 --> 00:01:25,510 needs completely redoing i mean look at it eh the only thing holding this place 48 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:25,520 it eh the only thing holding this place 49 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:37,910 it eh the only thing holding this place together is faith none of which is mine 50 00:01:37,910 --> 00:01:37,920 51 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,109 yeah we're after you with that site 52 00:01:39,109 --> 00:01:39,119 yeah we're after you with that site 53 00:01:39,119 --> 00:01:41,030 yeah we're after you with that site lenders hmm 54 00:01:41,030 --> 00:01:41,040 lenders hmm 55 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,990 lenders hmm this is for you telephone tax and some 56 00:01:43,990 --> 00:01:44,000 this is for you telephone tax and some 57 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,069 this is for you telephone tax and some more that price draw nonsense thank you 58 00:01:46,069 --> 00:01:46,079 more that price draw nonsense thank you 59 00:01:46,079 --> 00:01:48,710 more that price draw nonsense thank you but no thank you 60 00:01:48,710 --> 00:01:48,720 but no thank you 61 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,670 but no thank you the telephone makes interesting reading 62 00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:51,680 the telephone makes interesting reading 63 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,270 the telephone makes interesting reading a lot of o51061 prefixes courtesy of you 64 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:55,280 a lot of o51061 prefixes courtesy of you 65 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,749 a lot of o51061 prefixes courtesy of you know who yes i know who and every time i 66 00:01:57,749 --> 00:01:57,759 know who yes i know who and every time i 67 00:01:57,759 --> 00:02:00,310 know who yes i know who and every time i want to use my telephone is 68 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:00,320 want to use my telephone is 69 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,670 want to use my telephone is busy line 70 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:01,680 busy line 71 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,990 busy line are you like uh gloria you have money 72 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:04,000 are you like uh gloria you have money 73 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,590 are you like uh gloria you have money for your bus here yeah well i think you 74 00:02:05,590 --> 00:02:05,600 for your bus here yeah well i think you 75 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:06,870 for your bus here yeah well i think you better go upstairs and put it in your 76 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:06,880 better go upstairs and put it in your 77 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,710 better go upstairs and put it in your piggy bank 78 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:08,720 piggy bank 79 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,469 piggy bank the trouble with teenage daughters and 80 00:02:10,469 --> 00:02:10,479 the trouble with teenage daughters and 81 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:13,430 the trouble with teenage daughters and telephones is it starts off with a ring 82 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:13,440 telephones is it starts off with a ring 83 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,309 telephones is it starts off with a ring and before you know it they're 84 00:02:14,309 --> 00:02:14,319 and before you know it they're 85 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:17,589 and before you know it they're permanently engaged 86 00:02:17,589 --> 00:02:17,599 87 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:19,030 they're making it up i never made that 88 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:19,040 they're making it up i never made that 89 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,030 they're making it up i never made that many calls and the chicken never crossed 90 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:21,040 many calls and the chicken never crossed 91 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,550 many calls and the chicken never crossed the road 92 00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:22,560 the road 93 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,190 the road okay well that one shones for start 94 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:25,200 okay well that one shones for start 95 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,869 okay well that one shones for start what about all the mother nation white 96 00:02:26,869 --> 00:02:26,879 what about all the mother nation white 97 00:02:26,879 --> 00:02:29,830 what about all the mother nation white girls they work oh so you have been job 98 00:02:29,830 --> 00:02:29,840 girls they work oh so you have been job 99 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:30,710 girls they work oh so you have been job hunting 100 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:30,720 hunting 101 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,630 hunting yeah well sort of anyway i must go 102 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:32,640 yeah well sort of anyway i must go 103 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:33,750 yeah well sort of anyway i must go because i've got to be at the studio for 104 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:33,760 because i've got to be at the studio for 105 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,229 because i've got to be at the studio for 11. you're mean you're going to meet 106 00:02:36,229 --> 00:02:36,239 11. you're mean you're going to meet 107 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,790 11. you're mean you're going to meet alex again it's been over a month and we 108 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:38,800 alex again it's been over a month and we 109 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,229 alex again it's been over a month and we still haven't met him oh it's only been 110 00:02:40,229 --> 00:02:40,239 still haven't met him oh it's only been 111 00:02:40,239 --> 00:02:44,550 still haven't met him oh it's only been about three weeks two days eight hours 112 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:44,560 about three weeks two days eight hours 113 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,910 about three weeks two days eight hours anyway we're just getting to know each 114 00:02:45,910 --> 00:02:45,920 anyway we're just getting to know each 115 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,270 anyway we're just getting to know each other you're meeting when the time is 116 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:47,280 other you're meeting when the time is 117 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,350 other you're meeting when the time is right wait what's wrong with him 118 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:49,360 right wait what's wrong with him 119 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,949 right wait what's wrong with him listen he'll go mad if i'm late i've got 120 00:02:50,949 --> 00:02:50,959 listen he'll go mad if i'm late i've got 121 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:52,550 listen he'll go mad if i'm late i've got sweat in the transport and stuff today 122 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:52,560 sweat in the transport and stuff today 123 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,550 sweat in the transport and stuff today oh are you planning to go away somewhere 124 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:54,560 oh are you planning to go away somewhere 125 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,630 oh are you planning to go away somewhere it's for alex's artwork he's playing an 126 00:02:56,630 --> 00:02:56,640 it's for alex's artwork he's playing an 127 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,309 it's for alex's artwork he's playing an art exhibition i'm helping him we look 128 00:02:58,309 --> 00:02:58,319 art exhibition i'm helping him we look 129 00:02:58,319 --> 00:03:01,270 art exhibition i'm helping him we look good on my cv but gloria you forget 130 00:03:01,270 --> 00:03:01,280 good on my cv but gloria you forget 131 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:02,869 good on my cv but gloria you forget once you're finished learning it's time 132 00:03:02,869 --> 00:03:02,879 once you're finished learning it's time 133 00:03:02,879 --> 00:03:04,869 once you're finished learning it's time to start earning that's right and as far 134 00:03:04,869 --> 00:03:04,879 to start earning that's right and as far 135 00:03:04,879 --> 00:03:06,630 to start earning that's right and as far as i know your friend alex is not paying 136 00:03:06,630 --> 00:03:06,640 as i know your friend alex is not paying 137 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:10,790 as i know your friend alex is not paying you a wage and i'm paying his phone bill 138 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:10,800 you a wage and i'm paying his phone bill 139 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,790 you a wage and i'm paying his phone bill oh yeah 140 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:12,800 oh yeah 141 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,110 oh yeah i see you louise has been trying to get 142 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:15,120 i see you louise has been trying to get 143 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,270 i see you louise has been trying to get hold of your auntie she wants you to 144 00:03:17,270 --> 00:03:17,280 hold of your auntie she wants you to 145 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,430 hold of your auntie she wants you to call around well maybe luis should 146 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:19,440 call around well maybe luis should 147 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,229 call around well maybe luis should change your name to 148 00:03:21,229 --> 00:03:21,239 change your name to 149 00:03:21,239 --> 00:03:23,750 change your name to 369 pounds 150 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:23,760 369 pounds 151 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,149 369 pounds you know what your problem is yes 152 00:03:26,149 --> 00:03:26,159 you know what your problem is yes 153 00:03:26,159 --> 00:03:28,710 you know what your problem is yes alex reynolds you'll never be satisfied 154 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:28,720 alex reynolds you'll never be satisfied 155 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,390 alex reynolds you'll never be satisfied with any young man that gloria brings 156 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:30,400 with any young man that gloria brings 157 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,070 with any young man that gloria brings home here that's right because i know 158 00:03:32,070 --> 00:03:32,080 home here that's right because i know 159 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,990 home here that's right because i know what's right i know all about these 160 00:03:33,990 --> 00:03:34,000 what's right i know all about these 161 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,630 what's right i know all about these artists shirley living in squalor drunk 162 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:36,640 artists shirley living in squalor drunk 163 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,470 artists shirley living in squalor drunk every day keeping decent people's 164 00:03:38,470 --> 00:03:38,480 every day keeping decent people's 165 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,470 every day keeping decent people's daughters out all night running up 166 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:40,480 daughters out all night running up 167 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,630 daughters out all night running up decent people's telephone bills growing 168 00:03:42,630 --> 00:03:42,640 decent people's telephone bills growing 169 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,550 decent people's telephone bills growing illegal substances if that's what you 170 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:44,560 illegal substances if that's what you 171 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,110 illegal substances if that's what you want for your daughter fight 172 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:47,120 want for your daughter fight 173 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,910 want for your daughter fight what's wrong with you 174 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:49,920 what's wrong with you 175 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,390 what's wrong with you sometimes the tension in here does 176 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:52,400 sometimes the tension in here does 177 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:58,789 sometimes the tension in here does it gets a bit much you know 178 00:03:58,789 --> 00:03:58,799 179 00:03:58,799 --> 00:04:06,550 who is it it's me 180 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:06,560 181 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:11,240 hello it's me 182 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:11,250 183 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:11,780 [Applause] 184 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:11,790 [Applause] 185 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:18,069 [Applause] [Laughter] 186 00:04:18,069 --> 00:04:18,079 187 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:19,909 i've got a bun to pick with you 188 00:04:19,909 --> 00:04:19,919 i've got a bun to pick with you 189 00:04:19,919 --> 00:04:22,150 i've got a bun to pick with you ah vegetarians don't pick bones i'm not 190 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:22,160 ah vegetarians don't pick bones i'm not 191 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,830 ah vegetarians don't pick bones i'm not a vegetarian and i want to know why you 192 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:23,840 a vegetarian and i want to know why you 193 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,350 a vegetarian and i want to know why you said i was to deborah and her husband 194 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:25,360 said i was to deborah and her husband 195 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,030 said i was to deborah and her husband thingy last night so that deborah and 196 00:04:27,030 --> 00:04:27,040 thingy last night so that deborah and 197 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,629 thingy last night so that deborah and her husband thingy only had to cook one 198 00:04:28,629 --> 00:04:28,639 her husband thingy only had to cook one 199 00:04:28,639 --> 00:04:30,550 her husband thingy only had to cook one meal so i started that listen you don't 200 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:30,560 meal so i started that listen you don't 201 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,469 meal so i started that listen you don't own me you know and who gives you the 202 00:04:32,469 --> 00:04:32,479 own me you know and who gives you the 203 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:33,830 own me you know and who gives you the right to make decisions without even 204 00:04:33,830 --> 00:04:33,840 right to make decisions without even 205 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,310 right to make decisions without even asking me first oh you see 206 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:36,320 asking me first oh you see 207 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,830 asking me first oh you see now deborah would say that aggression is 208 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:37,840 now deborah would say that aggression is 209 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,670 now deborah would say that aggression is due to the amount of meat you eat yeah 210 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:39,680 due to the amount of meat you eat yeah 211 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:43,749 due to the amount of meat you eat yeah well smell this 212 00:04:43,749 --> 00:04:43,759 213 00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:45,590 that's what i like about you gloria oh 214 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:45,600 that's what i like about you gloria oh 215 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,790 that's what i like about you gloria oh good 216 00:04:46,790 --> 00:04:46,800 good 217 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,469 good i do like them too though you know maybe 218 00:04:48,469 --> 00:04:48,479 i do like them too though you know maybe 219 00:04:48,479 --> 00:04:50,150 i do like them too though you know maybe we should invite them over here sometime 220 00:04:50,150 --> 00:04:50,160 we should invite them over here sometime 221 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,629 we should invite them over here sometime oh so you want to play mr and mrs do you 222 00:04:52,629 --> 00:04:52,639 oh so you want to play mr and mrs do you 223 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:53,909 oh so you want to play mr and mrs do you maybe 224 00:04:53,909 --> 00:04:53,919 maybe 225 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,030 maybe then we'll have to do all the other 226 00:04:55,030 --> 00:04:55,040 then we'll have to do all the other 227 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,790 then we'll have to do all the other things that married couples do oh yeah 228 00:04:56,790 --> 00:04:56,800 things that married couples do oh yeah 229 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,430 things that married couples do oh yeah we just had a rabbi haven't we 230 00:04:59,430 --> 00:04:59,440 we just had a rabbi haven't we 231 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,380 we just had a rabbi haven't we so let's make up then 232 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:01,390 so let's make up then 233 00:05:01,390 --> 00:05:02,550 so let's make up then [Music] 234 00:05:02,550 --> 00:05:02,560 [Music] 235 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,310 [Music] daddy wouldn't approve 236 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:04,320 daddy wouldn't approve 237 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,749 daddy wouldn't approve why not i'm decent honest legal and i'm 238 00:05:07,749 --> 00:05:07,759 why not i'm decent honest legal and i'm 239 00:05:07,759 --> 00:05:10,080 why not i'm decent honest legal and i'm a dab hand at diy so i see 240 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:10,090 a dab hand at diy so i see 241 00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:13,909 a dab hand at diy so i see [Laughter] 242 00:05:13,909 --> 00:05:13,919 [Laughter] 243 00:05:13,919 --> 00:05:16,390 [Laughter] here's some new stuff 244 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:16,400 here's some new stuff 245 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,070 here's some new stuff nice 246 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:18,080 nice 247 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,870 nice all right thank you kindly man 248 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:20,880 all right thank you kindly man 249 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,430 all right thank you kindly man tea with or without the tanning uh whiff 250 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:23,440 tea with or without the tanning uh whiff 251 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,110 tea with or without the tanning uh whiff please 252 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:25,120 please 253 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,870 please oh about your art exhibition i phoned 254 00:05:26,870 --> 00:05:26,880 oh about your art exhibition i phoned 255 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,950 oh about your art exhibition i phoned everywhere i even rang your good friend 256 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:28,960 everywhere i even rang your good friend 257 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,270 everywhere i even rang your good friend catherine in glasgow oh and what'd she 258 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:31,280 catherine in glasgow oh and what'd she 259 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:32,870 catherine in glasgow oh and what'd she say yeah she jumped at the chance like 260 00:05:32,870 --> 00:05:32,880 say yeah she jumped at the chance like 261 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,189 say yeah she jumped at the chance like you said i'd love to have alex reynolds 262 00:05:35,189 --> 00:05:35,199 you said i'd love to have alex reynolds 263 00:05:35,199 --> 00:05:38,070 you said i'd love to have alex reynolds for a few days 264 00:05:38,070 --> 00:05:38,080 for a few days 265 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,070 for a few days else was booked up i did have this 266 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:40,080 else was booked up i did have this 267 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,310 else was booked up i did have this really brilliant idea though hmm but i 268 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:42,320 really brilliant idea though hmm but i 269 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,590 really brilliant idea though hmm but i did think it was a bit cheeky 270 00:05:43,590 --> 00:05:43,600 did think it was a bit cheeky 271 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,950 did think it was a bit cheeky considering i've never really met the 272 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:44,960 considering i've never really met the 273 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,350 considering i've never really met the guy i'm listening see i've recreated 274 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:47,360 guy i'm listening see i've recreated 275 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,430 guy i'm listening see i've recreated garages i've done empty railway 276 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:49,440 garages i've done empty railway 277 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,749 garages i've done empty railway carriages i've even done greenhouses but 278 00:05:51,749 --> 00:05:51,759 carriages i've even done greenhouses but 279 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:53,990 carriages i've even done greenhouses but i've never ever done 280 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:54,000 i've never ever done 281 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,950 i've never ever done a barber shop 282 00:05:56,950 --> 00:05:56,960 283 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,270 my dad's barber shop yeah it came to me 284 00:05:59,270 --> 00:05:59,280 my dad's barber shop yeah it came to me 285 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,309 my dad's barber shop yeah it came to me the other day when he was telling me 286 00:06:00,309 --> 00:06:00,319 the other day when he was telling me 287 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:02,309 the other day when he was telling me about those guys matthew and paul pipe 288 00:06:02,309 --> 00:06:02,319 about those guys matthew and paul pipe 289 00:06:02,319 --> 00:06:03,830 about those guys matthew and paul pipe yeah how they just sit around all day 290 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:03,840 yeah how they just sit around all day 291 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,749 yeah how they just sit around all day telling stories and listening to music 292 00:06:05,749 --> 00:06:05,759 telling stories and listening to music 293 00:06:05,759 --> 00:06:07,510 telling stories and listening to music and you're dead playing special requests 294 00:06:07,510 --> 00:06:07,520 and you're dead playing special requests 295 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,029 and you're dead playing special requests on his trumpet for the customers i don't 296 00:06:09,029 --> 00:06:09,039 on his trumpet for the customers i don't 297 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:10,870 on his trumpet for the customers i don't think that's a very good idea no no it 298 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:10,880 think that's a very good idea no no it 299 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:14,150 think that's a very good idea no no it feels right 300 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:14,160 301 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,070 all right then 302 00:06:16,070 --> 00:06:16,080 all right then 303 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,670 all right then and for what you told me about your dad 304 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:17,680 and for what you told me about your dad 305 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,350 and for what you told me about your dad i'm sure he'd relish the idea of playing 306 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:19,360 i'm sure he'd relish the idea of playing 307 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,189 i'm sure he'd relish the idea of playing host to an art exhibition 308 00:06:21,189 --> 00:06:21,199 host to an art exhibition 309 00:06:21,199 --> 00:06:23,749 host to an art exhibition him being a fellow artiste 310 00:06:23,749 --> 00:06:23,759 him being a fellow artiste 311 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:28,309 him being a fellow artiste he could play during the show 312 00:06:28,309 --> 00:06:28,319 313 00:06:28,319 --> 00:06:30,469 does your mum still dance yeah she'll be 314 00:06:30,469 --> 00:06:30,479 does your mum still dance yeah she'll be 315 00:06:30,479 --> 00:06:31,909 does your mum still dance yeah she'll be there dancing on my grave when she finds 316 00:06:31,909 --> 00:06:31,919 there dancing on my grave when she finds 317 00:06:31,919 --> 00:06:33,749 there dancing on my grave when she finds out about this 318 00:06:33,749 --> 00:06:33,759 out about this 319 00:06:33,759 --> 00:06:37,110 out about this so you will ask them for me please 320 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:37,120 so you will ask them for me please 321 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,430 so you will ask them for me please pretty please oh you're not that pretty 322 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:39,440 pretty please oh you're not that pretty 323 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,309 pretty please oh you're not that pretty you know 324 00:06:40,309 --> 00:06:40,319 you know 325 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:41,270 you know no 326 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:41,280 no 327 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,870 no but i am 328 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:42,880 but i am 329 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,950 but i am sexy 330 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:46,960 331 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:51,510 get right back down in there alex 332 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:51,520 333 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,309 what harm can it possibly do beside burn 334 00:06:54,309 --> 00:06:54,319 what harm can it possibly do beside burn 335 00:06:54,319 --> 00:06:56,469 what harm can it possibly do beside burn a small hole in your pocket we need new 336 00:06:56,469 --> 00:06:56,479 a small hole in your pocket we need new 337 00:06:56,479 --> 00:06:58,309 a small hole in your pocket we need new chairs these chairs and i have a few 338 00:06:58,309 --> 00:06:58,319 chairs these chairs and i have a few 339 00:06:58,319 --> 00:07:00,550 chairs these chairs and i have a few years left in us yet yes you'd be lucky 340 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:00,560 years left in us yet yes you'd be lucky 341 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,270 years left in us yet yes you'd be lucky if it lasts another week tony 342 00:07:03,270 --> 00:07:03,280 if it lasts another week tony 343 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,510 if it lasts another week tony you see this chair i shaved my first 344 00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:05,520 you see this chair i shaved my first 345 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,589 you see this chair i shaved my first customer in this chair you mean those 346 00:07:07,589 --> 00:07:07,599 customer in this chair you mean those 347 00:07:07,599 --> 00:07:12,150 customer in this chair you mean those marks are bloodstained 348 00:07:12,150 --> 00:07:12,160 349 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,469 people have no respect for the past no 350 00:07:14,469 --> 00:07:14,479 people have no respect for the past no 351 00:07:14,479 --> 00:07:16,629 people have no respect for the past no no that's not true nostalgia's big 352 00:07:16,629 --> 00:07:16,639 no that's not true nostalgia's big 353 00:07:16,639 --> 00:07:18,629 no that's not true nostalgia's big business des people pay a fortune for 354 00:07:18,629 --> 00:07:18,639 business des people pay a fortune for 355 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,550 business des people pay a fortune for this sort of stuff nowadays right so if 356 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:20,560 this sort of stuff nowadays right so if 357 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,670 this sort of stuff nowadays right so if we sell them we can buy a new set lee 358 00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:23,680 we sell them we can buy a new set lee 359 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,830 we sell them we can buy a new set lee how much you think they're worth oh 360 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:25,840 how much you think they're worth oh 361 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,790 how much you think they're worth oh about 250. 362 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:27,800 about 250. 363 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:32,629 about 250. 250. are you orders 250 pounds no no 2 364 00:07:32,629 --> 00:07:32,639 250. are you orders 250 pounds no no 2 365 00:07:32,639 --> 00:07:35,270 250. are you orders 250 pounds no no 2 pound 50 days 366 00:07:35,270 --> 00:07:35,280 pound 50 days 367 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,070 pound 50 days speaking on behalf of the regulars may i 368 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:38,080 speaking on behalf of the regulars may i 369 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,670 speaking on behalf of the regulars may i suggest that the management also do 370 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:39,680 suggest that the management also do 371 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,350 suggest that the management also do something about the customer season 372 00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:41,360 something about the customer season 373 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,510 something about the customer season arrangements yeah man 374 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:43,520 arrangements yeah man 375 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,189 arrangements yeah man these seats have had it 376 00:07:45,189 --> 00:07:45,199 these seats have had it 377 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:47,350 these seats have had it the springs have sprung on the stuffins 378 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:47,360 the springs have sprung on the stuffins 379 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,029 the springs have sprung on the stuffins left long ago 380 00:07:49,029 --> 00:07:49,039 left long ago 381 00:07:49,039 --> 00:07:53,029 left long ago maybe the two of you should follow it 382 00:07:53,029 --> 00:07:53,039 383 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:54,710 why not get something more elegant 384 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:54,720 why not get something more elegant 385 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:56,790 why not get something more elegant shirley i'd let the chest say it would 386 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:56,800 shirley i'd let the chest say it would 387 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,309 shirley i'd let the chest say it would be nice for a fortnight in florida what 388 00:08:00,309 --> 00:08:00,319 be nice for a fortnight in florida what 389 00:08:00,319 --> 00:08:02,070 be nice for a fortnight in florida what i'd like is one of those arm chairs with 390 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:02,080 i'd like is one of those arm chairs with 391 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,629 i'd like is one of those arm chairs with two receptacles 392 00:08:04,629 --> 00:08:04,639 two receptacles 393 00:08:04,639 --> 00:08:06,150 two receptacles one from a bottle of rum and one for a 394 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:06,160 one from a bottle of rum and one for a 395 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,990 one from a bottle of rum and one for a mini television set so i can watch the 396 00:08:07,990 --> 00:08:08,000 mini television set so i can watch the 397 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,070 mini television set so i can watch the races now listen i've seen this great 398 00:08:10,070 --> 00:08:10,080 races now listen i've seen this great 399 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,550 races now listen i've seen this great recliner this with built-in stereo and 400 00:08:12,550 --> 00:08:12,560 recliner this with built-in stereo and 401 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,589 recliner this with built-in stereo and massage pads for your back oh yeah 402 00:08:15,589 --> 00:08:15,599 massage pads for your back oh yeah 403 00:08:15,599 --> 00:08:18,150 massage pads for your back oh yeah oh i could do some of that 404 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:18,160 oh i could do some of that 405 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,309 oh i could do some of that yeah sounds great lee either way dez 406 00:08:20,309 --> 00:08:20,319 yeah sounds great lee either way dez 407 00:08:20,319 --> 00:08:22,309 yeah sounds great lee either way dez these chairs have got to go a client of 408 00:08:22,309 --> 00:08:22,319 these chairs have got to go a client of 409 00:08:22,319 --> 00:08:23,830 these chairs have got to go a client of mine caught her sleeve on this the other 410 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:23,840 mine caught her sleeve on this the other 411 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:24,629 mine caught her sleeve on this the other day 412 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:24,639 day 413 00:08:24,639 --> 00:08:27,350 day yeah she could have sued us desmond you 414 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:27,360 yeah she could have sued us desmond you 415 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,749 yeah she could have sued us desmond you must admit desmond having a haircut here 416 00:08:29,749 --> 00:08:29,759 must admit desmond having a haircut here 417 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,909 must admit desmond having a haircut here is hazardous enough without the added 418 00:08:31,909 --> 00:08:31,919 is hazardous enough without the added 419 00:08:31,919 --> 00:08:33,909 is hazardous enough without the added risk of being impaired while waiting for 420 00:08:33,909 --> 00:08:33,919 risk of being impaired while waiting for 421 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:36,230 risk of being impaired while waiting for a blood drive 422 00:08:36,230 --> 00:08:36,240 a blood drive 423 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,589 a blood drive right 424 00:08:37,589 --> 00:08:37,599 right 425 00:08:37,599 --> 00:08:41,110 right i'll put up a notice 426 00:08:41,110 --> 00:08:41,120 i'll put up a notice 427 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:45,990 i'll put up a notice pass me that pen tony 428 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:46,000 429 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,590 customers 430 00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:47,600 customers 431 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,389 customers are advised 432 00:08:50,389 --> 00:08:50,399 are advised 433 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:51,670 are advised that 434 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:51,680 that 435 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:54,630 that they are seated 436 00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:54,640 they are seated 437 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,949 they are seated at their own 438 00:08:56,949 --> 00:08:56,959 at their own 439 00:08:56,959 --> 00:09:03,030 at their own risk 440 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:03,040 441 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,590 the management 442 00:09:05,590 --> 00:09:05,600 the management 443 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:10,230 the management cannot be held responsible 444 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:10,240 cannot be held responsible 445 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:15,829 cannot be held responsible for injuries to persons 446 00:09:15,829 --> 00:09:15,839 447 00:09:15,839 --> 00:09:17,110 or 448 00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:17,120 or 449 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:22,389 or death 450 00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:22,399 451 00:09:22,399 --> 00:09:25,370 there 452 00:09:25,370 --> 00:09:25,380 453 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,150 [Laughter] 454 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:26,160 [Laughter] 455 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:30,389 [Laughter] [Music] 456 00:09:30,389 --> 00:09:30,399 457 00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:33,590 not going out tonight me no i 458 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:33,600 not going out tonight me no i 459 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,829 not going out tonight me no i want some help with 460 00:09:34,829 --> 00:09:34,839 want some help with 461 00:09:34,839 --> 00:09:37,269 want some help with that gloria you've been in here for the 462 00:09:37,269 --> 00:09:37,279 that gloria you've been in here for the 463 00:09:37,279 --> 00:09:39,030 that gloria you've been in here for the last half an hour and you're only just 464 00:09:39,030 --> 00:09:39,040 last half an hour and you're only just 465 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,710 last half an hour and you're only just offering to lend a hand oh should i make 466 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:40,720 offering to lend a hand oh should i make 467 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,790 offering to lend a hand oh should i make you some coffee then huh do you remember 468 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:42,800 you some coffee then huh do you remember 469 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,470 you some coffee then huh do you remember how many shows i took 470 00:09:44,470 --> 00:09:44,480 how many shows i took 471 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,310 how many shows i took mom 472 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:46,320 mom 473 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,230 mom free in it no 474 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:48,240 free in it no 475 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:51,190 free in it no i don't take sugar in coffee 476 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:51,200 i don't take sugar in coffee 477 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,430 i don't take sugar in coffee so if you try to sweeten me up you'll 478 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:53,440 so if you try to sweeten me up you'll 479 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,870 so if you try to sweeten me up you'll have to bake me a cake 480 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:54,880 have to bake me a cake 481 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,750 have to bake me a cake oh look mom okay she was small favor i 482 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:57,760 oh look mom okay she was small favor i 483 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:58,949 oh look mom okay she was small favor i promise i'll never ask you anything as 484 00:09:58,949 --> 00:09:58,959 promise i'll never ask you anything as 485 00:09:58,959 --> 00:10:00,550 promise i'll never ask you anything as long as i live but will you walk study 486 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:00,560 long as i live but will you walk study 487 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,590 long as i live but will you walk study people willing to let alex i'll do the 488 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:01,600 people willing to let alex i'll do the 489 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,350 people willing to let alex i'll do the exhibition in the shop 490 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:03,360 exhibition in the shop 491 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,509 exhibition in the shop i didn't get all that sight again 492 00:10:05,509 --> 00:10:05,519 i didn't get all that sight again 493 00:10:05,519 --> 00:10:07,670 i didn't get all that sight again please don't tease mum will you ask if 494 00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:07,680 please don't tease mum will you ask if 495 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:11,350 please don't tease mum will you ask if it's important 496 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:11,360 497 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,870 you mean 498 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:12,880 you mean 499 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,150 you mean alex is important well yeah he is 500 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:16,160 alex is important well yeah he is 501 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,030 alex is important well yeah he is it feels right there's a brain now i can 502 00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:19,040 it feels right there's a brain now i can 503 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,870 it feels right there's a brain now i can talk to alex and i thought i feel i have 504 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:20,880 talk to alex and i thought i feel i have 505 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,190 talk to alex and i thought i feel i have to explain myself every two seconds and 506 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:23,200 to explain myself every two seconds and 507 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,190 to explain myself every two seconds and it's not an effort he tells me to shut 508 00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:25,200 it's not an effort he tells me to shut 509 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,949 it's not an effort he tells me to shut up i tell him forget laughs it's great 510 00:10:28,949 --> 00:10:28,959 up i tell him forget laughs it's great 511 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,470 up i tell him forget laughs it's great and i presume he's good looking as well 512 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:30,480 and i presume he's good looking as well 513 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,509 and i presume he's good looking as well as intelligent if alex was sitting here 514 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:33,519 as intelligent if alex was sitting here 515 00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:35,990 as intelligent if alex was sitting here and denzel washed it and walked in 516 00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:36,000 and denzel washed it and walked in 517 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:41,590 and denzel washed it and walked in i wouldn't even have noticed 518 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:41,600 519 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,110 well he sounds really wonderful how come 520 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:43,120 well he sounds really wonderful how come 521 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,949 well he sounds really wonderful how come we haven't met him yet mum you know what 522 00:10:44,949 --> 00:10:44,959 we haven't met him yet mum you know what 523 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:46,470 we haven't met him yet mum you know what dad's like about my boyfriend's he never 524 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:46,480 dad's like about my boyfriend's he never 525 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,150 dad's like about my boyfriend's he never likes any of them as soon as he gets 526 00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:48,160 likes any of them as soon as he gets 527 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,990 likes any of them as soon as he gets introduced he picks out their faults and 528 00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:50,000 introduced he picks out their faults and 529 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,030 introduced he picks out their faults and then by the end of the evening he's 530 00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:51,040 then by the end of the evening he's 531 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,710 then by the end of the evening he's putting me right off him 532 00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:52,720 putting me right off him 533 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,630 putting me right off him maybe he's right i mean you can't blame 534 00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:54,640 maybe he's right i mean you can't blame 535 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,269 maybe he's right i mean you can't blame him if you make bad choices 536 00:10:57,269 --> 00:10:57,279 him if you make bad choices 537 00:10:57,279 --> 00:10:58,829 him if you make bad choices alex is 538 00:10:58,829 --> 00:10:58,839 alex is 539 00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:01,110 alex is different anyway what about him having 540 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:01,120 different anyway what about him having 541 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,870 different anyway what about him having his exhibition in the shop what's wrong 542 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:02,880 his exhibition in the shop what's wrong 543 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,389 his exhibition in the shop what's wrong with the proper gallery well he's not 544 00:11:04,389 --> 00:11:04,399 with the proper gallery well he's not 545 00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:06,630 with the proper gallery well he's not that sort of i'll explain later but will 546 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:06,640 that sort of i'll explain later but will 547 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,470 that sort of i'll explain later but will you ask dad about us using the shop yeah 548 00:11:08,470 --> 00:11:08,480 you ask dad about us using the shop yeah 549 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:13,509 you ask dad about us using the shop yeah i'll ask him he'll say no 550 00:11:13,509 --> 00:11:13,519 551 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:15,430 don't thank me yet before i do you any 552 00:11:15,430 --> 00:11:15,440 don't thank me yet before i do you any 553 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,190 don't thank me yet before i do you any favors i want a few favors from you and 554 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:17,200 favors i want a few favors from you and 555 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,150 favors i want a few favors from you and one 556 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:18,160 one 557 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,389 one is you organize your own life before you 558 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:20,399 is you organize your own life before you 559 00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:22,949 is you organize your own life before you go organizing anyone else's and two you 560 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:22,959 go organizing anyone else's and two you 561 00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:25,350 go organizing anyone else's and two you do not use that phone again until you 562 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:25,360 do not use that phone again until you 563 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:26,790 do not use that phone again until you pay off what you owe 564 00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:26,800 pay off what you owe 565 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,030 pay off what you owe fair enough i use a call box in the shop 566 00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:29,040 fair enough i use a call box in the shop 567 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,150 fair enough i use a call box in the shop good 568 00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:30,160 good 569 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,550 good well seeing as the bathroom is vacant 570 00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:32,560 well seeing as the bathroom is vacant 571 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,230 well seeing as the bathroom is vacant for once i think i'll go upstairs and 572 00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:34,240 for once i think i'll go upstairs and 573 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,750 for once i think i'll go upstairs and run a bar yeah but you won't forget 574 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:35,760 run a bar yeah but you won't forget 575 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:47,990 run a bar yeah but you won't forget about that thing though no 576 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:48,000 577 00:11:48,000 --> 00:12:02,629 laughs 578 00:12:02,629 --> 00:12:02,639 579 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,310 it's me 580 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:04,320 it's me 581 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:08,710 it's me hello it's me hey did you ask yeah great 582 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:08,720 hello it's me hey did you ask yeah great 583 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:14,150 hello it's me hey did you ask yeah great so it's sorted that was quick yeah but 584 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:14,160 585 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,430 i'll bring you back 586 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:17,440 587 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:26,470 and you want me to do you avaiver 588 00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:26,480 589 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:31,800 ah 590 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:31,810 591 00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:34,610 [Music] 592 00:12:34,610 --> 00:12:34,620 [Music] 593 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:40,069 [Music] [Laughter] 594 00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:40,079 595 00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:43,190 oh 596 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:43,200 597 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,430 oh wait this you're a dark horse didn't 598 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:45,440 oh wait this you're a dark horse didn't 599 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,949 oh wait this you're a dark horse didn't you i never thought you had been a 600 00:12:46,949 --> 00:12:46,959 you i never thought you had been a 601 00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:49,030 you i never thought you had been a patron of the arts though mate yes well 602 00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:49,040 patron of the arts though mate yes well 603 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,030 patron of the arts though mate yes well it was up in the attic charlie was going 604 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:51,040 it was up in the attic charlie was going 605 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,710 it was up in the attic charlie was going on about brightening up the place a bit 606 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:52,720 on about brightening up the place a bit 607 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,350 on about brightening up the place a bit i bought that in 1967 you know 608 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:55,360 i bought that in 1967 you know 609 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,350 i bought that in 1967 you know yeah i can see that mate well i'm 610 00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:57,360 yeah i can see that mate well i'm 611 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,110 yeah i can see that mate well i'm talking about this pick this up down the 612 00:12:59,110 --> 00:12:59,120 talking about this pick this up down the 613 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,949 talking about this pick this up down the community center this morning 614 00:13:00,949 --> 00:13:00,959 community center this morning 615 00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:03,269 community center this morning the artist alex reynolds continues his 616 00:13:03,269 --> 00:13:03,279 the artist alex reynolds continues his 617 00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:05,509 the artist alex reynolds continues his tradition of exhibiting in real working 618 00:13:05,509 --> 00:13:05,519 tradition of exhibiting in real working 619 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,829 tradition of exhibiting in real working environments this time host gallery is 620 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:07,839 environments this time host gallery is 621 00:13:07,839 --> 00:13:11,110 environments this time host gallery is desmond's barbershop beckham what 622 00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:11,120 desmond's barbershop beckham what 623 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:18,949 desmond's barbershop beckham what who's behind us 624 00:13:18,949 --> 00:13:18,959 625 00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:21,030 gloria 626 00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:21,040 gloria 627 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,550 gloria come and have a word with daddy 628 00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:24,560 come and have a word with daddy 629 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,790 come and have a word with daddy what's up now 630 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:26,800 what's up now 631 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,949 what's up now what's your boyfriend doing advertising 632 00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:28,959 what's your boyfriend doing advertising 633 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,790 what's your boyfriend doing advertising and art exhibition in my shop 634 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:30,800 and art exhibition in my shop 635 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,790 and art exhibition in my shop advertising yeah there's old loading 636 00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:32,800 advertising yeah there's old loading 637 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,389 advertising yeah there's old loading them down a community center oh it's a 638 00:13:34,389 --> 00:13:34,399 them down a community center oh it's a 639 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,069 them down a community center oh it's a nifty bit of graphics that i mean i 640 00:13:36,069 --> 00:13:36,079 nifty bit of graphics that i mean i 641 00:13:36,079 --> 00:13:40,870 nifty bit of graphics that i mean i don't know much about art but 642 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:40,880 643 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,030 you didn't ask dad yet did you no i 644 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:43,040 you didn't ask dad yet did you no i 645 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,590 you didn't ask dad yet did you no i haven't asked your father yet 646 00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:45,600 haven't asked your father yet 647 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,910 haven't asked your father yet i think you may be allowed one phone 648 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:47,920 i think you may be allowed one phone 649 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,389 i think you may be allowed one phone call yes you can use it to summon that 650 00:13:50,389 --> 00:13:50,399 call yes you can use it to summon that 651 00:13:50,399 --> 00:13:53,110 call yes you can use it to summon that boy reynolds to see me now 652 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:53,120 boy reynolds to see me now 653 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,629 boy reynolds to see me now you know he's good at putting designs on 654 00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:54,639 you know he's good at putting designs on 655 00:13:54,639 --> 00:13:56,470 you know he's good at putting designs on paper but i want to know what designs 656 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:56,480 paper but i want to know what designs 657 00:13:56,480 --> 00:14:01,630 paper but i want to know what designs he's got on my daughter 658 00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:01,640 659 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:13,189 [Music] 660 00:14:13,189 --> 00:14:13,199 [Music] 661 00:14:13,199 --> 00:14:16,069 [Music] oh but the idea of art you see has set 662 00:14:16,069 --> 00:14:16,079 oh but the idea of art you see has set 663 00:14:16,079 --> 00:14:17,990 oh but the idea of art you see has set up such a context of action within our 664 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:18,000 up such a context of action within our 665 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,310 up such a context of action within our culture and has taught us to interpret 666 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:20,320 culture and has taught us to interpret 667 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,310 culture and has taught us to interpret the images of our as records and 668 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:22,320 the images of our as records and 669 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,389 the images of our as records and indications of cultural and artistic 670 00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:24,399 indications of cultural and artistic 671 00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:28,150 indications of cultural and artistic intention 672 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:28,160 673 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,750 yeah i've always felt that way about it 674 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:29,760 yeah i've always felt that way about it 675 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,030 yeah i've always felt that way about it yeah 676 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:31,040 yeah 677 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,110 yeah well i never thought of it like that oh 678 00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:33,120 well i never thought of it like that oh 679 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,949 well i never thought of it like that oh but it's still a brush 680 00:14:34,949 --> 00:14:34,959 but it's still a brush 681 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:38,069 but it's still a brush sometimes pogba you're such an ignoramus 682 00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:38,079 sometimes pogba you're such an ignoramus 683 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:41,269 sometimes pogba you're such an ignoramus yeah yes yes you'll never kiss me 684 00:14:41,269 --> 00:14:41,279 yeah yes yes you'll never kiss me 685 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:44,310 yeah yes yes you'll never kiss me this is art 686 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:44,320 this is art 687 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,189 this is art great 688 00:14:45,189 --> 00:14:45,199 great 689 00:14:45,199 --> 00:14:47,509 great everybody out except you oh dad can't we 690 00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:47,519 everybody out except you oh dad can't we 691 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,509 everybody out except you oh dad can't we talk this out peacefully please no 692 00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:49,519 talk this out peacefully please no 693 00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:50,949 talk this out peacefully please no gloria i think it would be a good idea 694 00:14:50,949 --> 00:14:50,959 gloria i think it would be a good idea 695 00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,310 gloria i think it would be a good idea if we both went upstairs because 696 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:52,320 if we both went upstairs because 697 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,509 if we both went upstairs because sometimes our fitness family is 698 00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:53,519 sometimes our fitness family is 699 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,269 sometimes our fitness family is positively dickensian the only thing 700 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:55,279 positively dickensian the only thing 701 00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:56,550 positively dickensian the only thing you're missing is dad's mastiff and 702 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:56,560 you're missing is dad's mastiff and 703 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,310 you're missing is dad's mastiff and allswep 704 00:14:58,310 --> 00:14:58,320 allswep 705 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,870 allswep you insured alex 706 00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:00,880 you insured alex 707 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,470 you insured alex i thought i told the three of you to 708 00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:02,480 i thought i told the three of you to 709 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:09,509 i thought i told the three of you to come out but it's going to rain 710 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:09,519 711 00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,509 not a drop it's bright and sunny all day 712 00:15:11,509 --> 00:15:11,519 not a drop it's bright and sunny all day 713 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,350 not a drop it's bright and sunny all day come out besides the fresh air will do 714 00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:13,360 come out besides the fresh air will do 715 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,310 come out besides the fresh air will do you good fresh air in peckham 716 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:16,320 you good fresh air in peckham 717 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,990 you good fresh air in peckham yeah isn't that stuff it comes in tins 718 00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:18,000 yeah isn't that stuff it comes in tins 719 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,269 yeah isn't that stuff it comes in tins at the chemist oh it's very good for the 720 00:15:19,269 --> 00:15:19,279 at the chemist oh it's very good for the 721 00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:21,269 at the chemist oh it's very good for the lungs they say for over 20 years i've 722 00:15:21,269 --> 00:15:21,279 lungs they say for over 20 years i've 723 00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:22,949 lungs they say for over 20 years i've been coming here and not once have you 724 00:15:22,949 --> 00:15:22,959 been coming here and not once have you 725 00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:25,189 been coming here and not once have you ever closed up this place early come out 726 00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:25,199 ever closed up this place early come out 727 00:15:25,199 --> 00:15:27,269 ever closed up this place early come out on you too tony no no no guys i've got 728 00:15:27,269 --> 00:15:27,279 on you too tony no no no guys i've got 729 00:15:27,279 --> 00:15:28,870 on you too tony no no no guys i've got to client you any minute now well tell 730 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:28,880 to client you any minute now well tell 731 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,310 to client you any minute now well tell me we got a new lightning business 732 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:30,320 me we got a new lightning business 733 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:35,189 me we got a new lightning business alfresco weaves out 734 00:15:35,189 --> 00:15:35,199 735 00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:38,470 why are sorry for you 736 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:38,480 737 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,990 oh alex i'll give you a bill next 738 00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:40,000 oh alex i'll give you a bill next 739 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,069 oh alex i'll give you a bill next thursday don't worry about dez his 740 00:15:42,069 --> 00:15:42,079 thursday don't worry about dez his 741 00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:44,470 thursday don't worry about dez his bite's worse than his bar 742 00:15:44,470 --> 00:15:44,480 bite's worse than his bar 743 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,310 bite's worse than his bar don't you mean that the other way around 744 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:46,320 don't you mean that the other way around 745 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,230 don't you mean that the other way around no but i'm sure you can handle him 746 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:50,240 747 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,189 right 748 00:15:51,189 --> 00:15:51,199 right 749 00:15:51,199 --> 00:15:53,110 right sit down 750 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:53,120 sit down 751 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,790 sit down father 752 00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:54,800 father 753 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:59,189 father a word please 754 00:15:59,189 --> 00:15:59,199 755 00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:00,310 sit down 756 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:00,320 sit down 757 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:04,069 sit down please 758 00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:04,079 759 00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:06,069 my secretary handed me this this morning 760 00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:06,079 my secretary handed me this this morning 761 00:16:06,079 --> 00:16:07,509 my secretary handed me this this morning apparently a number of them have been 762 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:07,519 apparently a number of them have been 763 00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:09,269 apparently a number of them have been distributed around town not to mention 764 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:09,279 distributed around town not to mention 765 00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:12,069 distributed around town not to mention several posters in a local library so 766 00:16:12,069 --> 00:16:12,079 several posters in a local library so 767 00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:13,910 several posters in a local library so i presume this art exhibition is for 768 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:13,920 i presume this art exhibition is for 769 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,230 i presume this art exhibition is for real well that being the case can i just 770 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:16,240 real well that being the case can i just 771 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,670 real well that being the case can i just say this i'm angry you angry 772 00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:19,680 say this i'm angry you angry 773 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,509 say this i'm angry you angry angry but hurt 774 00:16:21,509 --> 00:16:21,519 angry but hurt 775 00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:23,430 angry but hurt you never even thought of consulting me 776 00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:23,440 you never even thought of consulting me 777 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,590 you never even thought of consulting me on any of this either as your partner or 778 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:25,600 on any of this either as your partner or 779 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,150 on any of this either as your partner or your son remember me michael ambrose the 780 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:28,160 your son remember me michael ambrose the 781 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,710 your son remember me michael ambrose the one mother gave birth to in 1962 782 00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:30,720 one mother gave birth to in 1962 783 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,670 one mother gave birth to in 1962 an art exhibition what do you know about 784 00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:33,680 an art exhibition what do you know about 785 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,829 an art exhibition what do you know about art the man who thought van gogh was a 786 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:35,839 art the man who thought van gogh was a 787 00:16:35,839 --> 00:16:39,269 art the man who thought van gogh was a german wine on special offer at tesco 788 00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:39,279 german wine on special offer at tesco 789 00:16:39,279 --> 00:16:41,829 german wine on special offer at tesco father you cannot run a barbershop and 790 00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:41,839 father you cannot run a barbershop and 791 00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:43,509 father you cannot run a barbershop and an art gallery the two things just 792 00:16:43,509 --> 00:16:43,519 an art gallery the two things just 793 00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:46,710 an art gallery the two things just aren't compatible excuse me sit down uh 794 00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:46,720 aren't compatible excuse me sit down uh 795 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,509 aren't compatible excuse me sit down uh please 796 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:49,519 797 00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:50,710 remember me 798 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:50,720 remember me 799 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,030 remember me desmond ambrose i've been your father 800 00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:53,040 desmond ambrose i've been your father 801 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,110 desmond ambrose i've been your father for closer than 30 years i know it was 802 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:55,120 for closer than 30 years i know it was 803 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,949 for closer than 30 years i know it was hell sometimes i stuck it out through 804 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:56,959 hell sometimes i stuck it out through 805 00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:59,910 hell sometimes i stuck it out through the wet napkins 806 00:16:59,910 --> 00:16:59,920 807 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,430 long enough for you to grow up to be a 808 00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:01,440 long enough for you to grow up to be a 809 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,670 long enough for you to grow up to be a partner in this business now i have not 810 00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:03,680 partner in this business now i have not 811 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,270 partner in this business now i have not decided what i'm gonna do about mr 812 00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:05,280 decided what i'm gonna do about mr 813 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,829 decided what i'm gonna do about mr reynolds here but when i do i'll give 814 00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:07,839 reynolds here but when i do i'll give 815 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:11,669 reynolds here but when i do i'll give you a call okay 816 00:17:11,669 --> 00:17:11,679 817 00:17:11,679 --> 00:17:13,990 mr reynolds yes 818 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:14,000 mr reynolds yes 819 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,309 mr reynolds yes hi yeah 820 00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:16,319 hi yeah 821 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:18,309 hi yeah hi um 822 00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:18,319 hi um 823 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:21,270 hi um look mustache 824 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:21,280 825 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,270 i've got a meeting at half past what did 826 00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:23,280 i've got a meeting at half past what did 827 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:30,380 i've got a meeting at half past what did how long look take this man 828 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:30,390 829 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:33,270 [Applause] 830 00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:33,280 [Applause] 831 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,470 [Applause] right now 832 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:34,480 right now 833 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,110 right now jasmine it's spitting a bit well at 834 00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:37,120 jasmine it's spitting a bit well at 835 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,870 jasmine it's spitting a bit well at least you have a hat 836 00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:38,880 least you have a hat 837 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,110 least you have a hat desmond would it be possible for me to 838 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:41,120 desmond would it be possible for me to 839 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,789 desmond would it be possible for me to ask shelly if she has an umbrella i 840 00:17:42,789 --> 00:17:42,799 ask shelly if she has an umbrella i 841 00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:53,110 ask shelly if she has an umbrella i could borrow of course not we closed out 842 00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:53,120 843 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,430 right place your bets here gentlemen it 844 00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:55,440 right place your bets here gentlemen it 845 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,110 right place your bets here gentlemen it will give me 10 to 1 odds on the thumbs 846 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:57,120 will give me 10 to 1 odds on the thumbs 847 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,390 will give me 10 to 1 odds on the thumbs down birdie 848 00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:58,400 down birdie 849 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,789 down birdie natives are getting restless very soon 850 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:00,799 natives are getting restless very soon 851 00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:03,270 natives are getting restless very soon they'll be calling for blood 852 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:03,280 they'll be calling for blood 853 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,789 they'll be calling for blood lucky i brought my donor card with me 854 00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:04,799 lucky i brought my donor card with me 855 00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:05,669 lucky i brought my donor card with me then 856 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:05,679 then 857 00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,590 then i'd rate you little miss dan bros i just 858 00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:07,600 i'd rate you little miss dan bros i just 859 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,110 i'd rate you little miss dan bros i just want to apologize for all the trouble 860 00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:09,120 want to apologize for all the trouble 861 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,470 want to apologize for all the trouble i've caused you 862 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:10,480 i've caused you 863 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,830 i've caused you look you know i expected to greet 864 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:11,840 look you know i expected to greet 865 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,270 look you know i expected to greet gloria's dad with an offer to buy a 866 00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:13,280 gloria's dad with an offer to buy a 867 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,230 gloria's dad with an offer to buy a round and a handshake 868 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:16,240 round and a handshake 869 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,990 round and a handshake no i know it must have been a big shock 870 00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:18,000 no i know it must have been a big shock 871 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,350 no i know it must have been a big shock to you to suddenly find out that this 872 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:19,360 to you to suddenly find out that this 873 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,350 to you to suddenly find out that this place was being touted as a venue for 874 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:21,360 place was being touted as a venue for 875 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,590 place was being touted as a venue for the arts against your wishes but i 876 00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:23,600 the arts against your wishes but i 877 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,909 the arts against your wishes but i really am sorry mr ambrose 878 00:18:25,909 --> 00:18:25,919 really am sorry mr ambrose 879 00:18:25,919 --> 00:18:27,590 really am sorry mr ambrose i don't know what else to say except 880 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:27,600 i don't know what else to say except 881 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,270 i don't know what else to say except that gloria's not to blame 882 00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:29,280 that gloria's not to blame 883 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,190 that gloria's not to blame it was all my idea 884 00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:31,200 it was all my idea 885 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,870 it was all my idea i just convinced myself that you'd agree 886 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:32,880 i just convinced myself that you'd agree 887 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,870 i just convinced myself that you'd agree to it you've been involved in the arts 888 00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:34,880 to it you've been involved in the arts 889 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,070 to it you've been involved in the arts yourself 890 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:36,080 yourself 891 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,669 yourself gloria's talked a lot about your musical 892 00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:37,679 gloria's talked a lot about your musical 893 00:18:37,679 --> 00:18:41,110 gloria's talked a lot about your musical talents she has 894 00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:41,120 895 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,070 yes she is 896 00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:44,080 897 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,150 sconely what's happening 898 00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:46,160 sconely what's happening 899 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,430 sconely what's happening right 900 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:47,440 right 901 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,750 right no no they're still talking no sign of 902 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:49,760 no no they're still talking no sign of 903 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,590 no no they're still talking no sign of any bloodshed though 904 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:51,600 any bloodshed though 905 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,750 any bloodshed though we could possibly see some form of a 906 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:53,760 we could possibly see some form of a 907 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,430 we could possibly see some form of a truth being made here 908 00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:55,440 truth being made here 909 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,870 truth being made here no sign of the other suspect has yet 910 00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:56,880 no sign of the other suspect has yet 911 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,630 no sign of the other suspect has yet missed gloria ambrose 912 00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:58,640 missed gloria ambrose 913 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,230 missed gloria ambrose i think maybe she's being kept in 914 00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:00,240 i think maybe she's being kept in 915 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,390 i think maybe she's being kept in custody until the trial's over 916 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:02,400 custody until the trial's over 917 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,190 custody until the trial's over oh 918 00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:03,200 oh 919 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,950 oh oh you're not gonna believe this 920 00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:06,960 oh you're not gonna believe this 921 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:15,029 oh you're not gonna believe this try me 922 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:15,039 923 00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:19,029 you see yes yes of course i see you mean 924 00:19:19,029 --> 00:19:19,039 you see yes yes of course i see you mean 925 00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:21,510 you see yes yes of course i see you mean although it remains intact there's 926 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:21,520 although it remains intact there's 927 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:25,430 although it remains intact there's always some movement some fluctuation 928 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:25,440 always some movement some fluctuation 929 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,110 always some movement some fluctuation yes i see what you mean 930 00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:27,120 yes i see what you mean 931 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,310 yes i see what you mean mr ambrose don't take this the wrong way 932 00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:30,320 mr ambrose don't take this the wrong way 933 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,549 mr ambrose don't take this the wrong way put my work on the display in your shop 934 00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:32,559 put my work on the display in your shop 935 00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:34,789 put my work on the display in your shop it's almost like a dream come true 936 00:19:34,789 --> 00:19:34,799 it's almost like a dream come true 937 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,230 it's almost like a dream come true i mean i wasn't always going to be an 938 00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:36,240 i mean i wasn't always going to be an 939 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,029 i mean i wasn't always going to be an artist i wanted to be a football player 940 00:19:39,029 --> 00:19:39,039 artist i wanted to be a football player 941 00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,630 artist i wanted to be a football player but when i was 13 942 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:40,640 but when i was 13 943 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,510 but when i was 13 i did this collage of icarus the man who 944 00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:43,520 i did this collage of icarus the man who 945 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,510 i did this collage of icarus the man who flew too close to the sun 946 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:45,520 flew too close to the sun 947 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,190 flew too close to the sun i did a painting of that for my junior 948 00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:47,200 i did a painting of that for my junior 949 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,510 i did a painting of that for my junior school art exam back in guyana you did 950 00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:49,520 school art exam back in guyana you did 951 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,230 school art exam back in guyana you did oh yes i've always had a tremendous 952 00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:52,240 oh yes i've always had a tremendous 953 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,430 oh yes i've always had a tremendous appreciation for the arts bit painting 954 00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:55,440 appreciation for the arts bit painting 955 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,510 appreciation for the arts bit painting music the theater 956 00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:57,520 music the theater 957 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,190 music the theater that is my point 958 00:19:59,190 --> 00:19:59,200 that is my point 959 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,310 that is my point i mean galleries in prison art yes they 960 00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:02,320 i mean galleries in prison art yes they 961 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,470 i mean galleries in prison art yes they suffocated yeah not to mention ripping 962 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:04,480 suffocated yeah not to mention ripping 963 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,710 suffocated yeah not to mention ripping off the artist oh yeah we have to get 964 00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:06,720 off the artist oh yeah we have to get 965 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,350 off the artist oh yeah we have to get art into the community yes yes bring it 966 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:09,360 art into the community yes yes bring it 967 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,669 art into the community yes yes bring it back to the people yes that's why i want 968 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:11,679 back to the people yes that's why i want 969 00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:31,430 back to the people yes that's why i want to use your shop 970 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:31,440 971 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,870 okay 972 00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:32,880 okay 973 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,990 okay okay thanks mr ambrose um what do you 974 00:20:35,990 --> 00:20:36,000 okay thanks mr ambrose um what do you 975 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,070 okay thanks mr ambrose um what do you think of this painting i bought it back 976 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:38,080 think of this painting i bought it back 977 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:44,549 think of this painting i bought it back in 1967 978 00:20:44,549 --> 00:20:44,559 979 00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:45,830 you see 980 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:45,840 you see 981 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,430 you see exhibiting art in galleries 982 00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:47,440 exhibiting art in galleries 983 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,990 exhibiting art in galleries unintentionally imprisons and suffocates 984 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:50,000 unintentionally imprisons and suffocates 985 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,830 unintentionally imprisons and suffocates the work and show art should be for 986 00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:51,840 the work and show art should be for 987 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,430 the work and show art should be for everybody 988 00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:53,440 everybody 989 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,590 everybody that's where we come in desmond's 990 00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:55,600 that's where we come in desmond's 991 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,549 that's where we come in desmond's bringing heart to the people 992 00:20:58,549 --> 00:20:58,559 bringing heart to the people 993 00:20:58,559 --> 00:21:00,310 bringing heart to the people yes fine and how much we charging them 994 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:00,320 yes fine and how much we charging them 995 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,390 yes fine and how much we charging them charging for what well for use of the 996 00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:02,400 charging for what well for use of the 997 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,830 charging for what well for use of the premises for a start you mean you didn't 998 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:03,840 premises for a start you mean you didn't 999 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,789 premises for a start you mean you didn't discuss money the french impressionist 1000 00:21:06,789 --> 00:21:06,799 discuss money the french impressionist 1001 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,029 discuss money the french impressionist i think you're talking about monet what 1002 00:21:09,029 --> 00:21:09,039 i think you're talking about monet what 1003 00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:12,789 i think you're talking about monet what i'm talking about father is money 1004 00:21:12,789 --> 00:21:12,799 1005 00:21:12,799 --> 00:21:14,630 i found out quite a bit about our mr 1006 00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:14,640 i found out quite a bit about our mr 1007 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,149 i found out quite a bit about our mr reynolds 1008 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:16,159 reynolds 1009 00:21:16,159 --> 00:21:17,510 reynolds interiors did a feature on him a few 1010 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:17,520 interiors did a feature on him a few 1011 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,190 interiors did a feature on him a few months ago he's quite high profile in 1012 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:19,200 months ago he's quite high profile in 1013 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,190 months ago he's quite high profile in some of the trendier art circles things 1014 00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:21,200 some of the trendier art circles things 1015 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,110 some of the trendier art circles things he does are amazing oh yes they are 1016 00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:23,120 he does are amazing oh yes they are 1017 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,110 he does are amazing oh yes they are aren't they yes 1018 00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:25,120 aren't they yes 1019 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,070 aren't they yes the ceiling is completely covered with 1020 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:28,080 the ceiling is completely covered with 1021 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,909 the ceiling is completely covered with broken pieces of glass and on the walls 1022 00:21:31,909 --> 00:21:31,919 broken pieces of glass and on the walls 1023 00:21:31,919 --> 00:21:33,750 broken pieces of glass and on the walls there's these headlights from 1024 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:33,760 there's these headlights from 1025 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,950 there's these headlights from cars and bicycles like rusting carcasses 1026 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:36,960 cars and bicycles like rusting carcasses 1027 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,830 cars and bicycles like rusting carcasses everywhere it's amazing what he's gonna 1028 00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:39,840 everywhere it's amazing what he's gonna 1029 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,230 everywhere it's amazing what he's gonna do that to my shop 1030 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:42,240 do that to my shop 1031 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,840 do that to my shop our shop father all right let's go 1032 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:44,850 our shop father all right let's go 1033 00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:48,789 our shop father all right let's go [Music] 1034 00:21:48,789 --> 00:21:48,799 1035 00:21:48,799 --> 00:21:50,870 thanks for all your help mrs ambrose 1036 00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:50,880 thanks for all your help mrs ambrose 1037 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,549 thanks for all your help mrs ambrose it's incredible glor 1038 00:21:52,549 --> 00:21:52,559 it's incredible glor 1039 00:21:52,559 --> 00:21:56,310 it's incredible glor incredible 1040 00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:56,320 1041 00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:00,230 well if you're sure oh i am i am stop 1042 00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:00,240 well if you're sure oh i am i am stop 1043 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:08,549 well if you're sure oh i am i am stop stop stop leave me alone 1044 00:22:08,549 --> 00:22:08,559 1045 00:22:08,559 --> 00:22:10,230 but 1046 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:10,240 but 1047 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,950 but nothing change when do you start 1048 00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:12,960 nothing change when do you start 1049 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,029 nothing change when do you start i don't there's nothing i can do to 1050 00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:15,039 i don't there's nothing i can do to 1051 00:22:15,039 --> 00:22:17,270 i don't there's nothing i can do to improve it it's all a living exhibition 1052 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:17,280 improve it it's all a living exhibition 1053 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:24,950 improve it it's all a living exhibition as it stands look 1054 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:24,960 1055 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,549 i don't know that you've come to mention 1056 00:22:26,549 --> 00:22:26,559 i don't know that you've come to mention 1057 00:22:26,559 --> 00:22:29,590 i don't know that you've come to mention it yet tony wait a minute what about all 1058 00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:29,600 it yet tony wait a minute what about all 1059 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,950 it yet tony wait a minute what about all these people are going to be turning up 1060 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:30,960 these people are going to be turning up 1061 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,710 these people are going to be turning up because of your stupid posters 1062 00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:32,720 because of your stupid posters 1063 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,710 because of your stupid posters compulsory audience participation 1064 00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:34,720 compulsory audience participation 1065 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,470 compulsory audience participation michael then i'll be invited to be 1066 00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:36,480 michael then i'll be invited to be 1067 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,710 michael then i'll be invited to be desmond's clients very 1068 00:22:38,710 --> 00:22:38,720 desmond's clients very 1069 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,710 desmond's clients very they'll be part of a unique cultural 1070 00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:40,720 they'll be part of a unique cultural 1071 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,630 they'll be part of a unique cultural experience you mean they'll have their 1072 00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:42,640 experience you mean they'll have their 1073 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,230 experience you mean they'll have their haircut 1074 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:44,240 haircut 1075 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,430 haircut and they'll pay yep i like it i like it 1076 00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:47,440 and they'll pay yep i like it i like it 1077 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,750 and they'll pay yep i like it i like it and you pocket the proceeds that's right 1078 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:49,760 and you pocket the proceeds that's right 1079 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,190 and you pocket the proceeds that's right look i think it's about time we wrap 1080 00:22:51,190 --> 00:22:51,200 look i think it's about time we wrap 1081 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,789 look i think it's about time we wrap this nonsense up come on back to work 1082 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:52,799 this nonsense up come on back to work 1083 00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:55,990 this nonsense up come on back to work everyone i i listen you cultural bimbo 1084 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:56,000 everyone i i listen you cultural bimbo 1085 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,070 everyone i i listen you cultural bimbo alex isn't making any money from this 1086 00:22:58,070 --> 00:22:58,080 alex isn't making any money from this 1087 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,470 alex isn't making any money from this are you alex michael i consider it a sin 1088 00:23:00,470 --> 00:23:00,480 are you alex michael i consider it a sin 1089 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,630 are you alex michael i consider it a sin to exploit part of our national heritage 1090 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:02,640 to exploit part of our national heritage 1091 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,909 to exploit part of our national heritage you would let's make all your hair good 1092 00:23:05,909 --> 00:23:05,919 you would let's make all your hair good 1093 00:23:05,919 --> 00:23:07,990 you would let's make all your hair good desmond's is a monument to black british 1094 00:23:07,990 --> 00:23:08,000 desmond's is a monument to black british 1095 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,750 desmond's is a monument to black british culture it is 1096 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:09,760 culture it is 1097 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,390 culture it is it belongs to the people it does 1098 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:12,400 it belongs to the people it does 1099 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,350 it belongs to the people it does so the extra money that comes in uh good 1100 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:15,360 so the extra money that comes in uh good 1101 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,710 so the extra money that comes in uh good ghost awards new cheers a new bench a 1102 00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:18,720 ghost awards new cheers a new bench a 1103 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,710 ghost awards new cheers a new bench a sofa oh yes 1104 00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:20,720 sofa oh yes 1105 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,350 sofa oh yes please desmond oh no no 1106 00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:23,360 please desmond oh no no 1107 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,190 please desmond oh no no it would be appear to change a thing in 1108 00:23:25,190 --> 00:23:25,200 it would be appear to change a thing in 1109 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,430 it would be appear to change a thing in this place and as my friend alex says 1110 00:23:27,430 --> 00:23:27,440 this place and as my friend alex says 1111 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,909 this place and as my friend alex says and as i've always known this isn't just 1112 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:29,919 and as i've always known this isn't just 1113 00:23:29,919 --> 00:23:31,590 and as i've always known this isn't just a barbershop 1114 00:23:31,590 --> 00:23:31,600 a barbershop 1115 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:36,940 a barbershop it's art 1116 00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:36,950 1117 00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:41,909 [Music] 1118 00:23:41,909 --> 00:23:41,919 1119 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:43,830 so 1120 00:23:43,830 --> 00:23:43,840 so 1121 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:52,630 so [Music] 1122 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:52,640 1123 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,360 bye