1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,429 are you going to bug me i might get a 2 00:00:01,429 --> 00:00:01,439 are you going to bug me i might get a 3 00:00:01,439 --> 00:00:05,030 are you going to bug me i might get a mug you it's that gorgeous one 4 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:05,040 mug you it's that gorgeous one 5 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,869 mug you it's that gorgeous one and i believe i can run for decent 6 00:00:06,869 --> 00:00:06,879 and i believe i can run for decent 7 00:00:06,879 --> 00:00:08,390 and i believe i can run for decent marathon 8 00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:08,400 marathon 9 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:09,430 marathon download 10 00:00:09,430 --> 00:00:09,440 download 11 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,830 download now 12 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:13,840 13 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:17,620 from the long run 14 00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:17,630 15 00:00:17,630 --> 00:00:38,069 [Music] 16 00:00:38,069 --> 00:00:38,079 17 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:41,310 let's keep the music sweet 18 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:41,320 let's keep the music sweet 19 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:47,510 let's keep the music sweet [Music] 20 00:00:47,510 --> 00:00:47,520 21 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,270 hey this what'd you write into the 22 00:00:49,270 --> 00:00:49,280 hey this what'd you write into the 23 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,270 hey this what'd you write into the outfit then wick it over 24 00:00:51,270 --> 00:00:51,280 outfit then wick it over 25 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,510 outfit then wick it over little red riding hood 26 00:00:53,510 --> 00:00:53,520 little red riding hood 27 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,709 little red riding hood if you're looking for your grandma's 28 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:54,719 if you're looking for your grandma's 29 00:00:54,719 --> 00:00:55,750 if you're looking for your grandma's house you're too late it's been 30 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:55,760 house you're too late it's been 31 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,270 house you're too late it's been repossessed 32 00:00:57,270 --> 00:00:57,280 repossessed 33 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,670 repossessed funny days funny and i thought this was 34 00:00:59,670 --> 00:00:59,680 funny days funny and i thought this was 35 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:00,950 funny days funny and i thought this was supposed to be an express sandwich 36 00:01:00,950 --> 00:01:00,960 supposed to be an express sandwich 37 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,270 supposed to be an express sandwich service oh it is lee arrives two hours 38 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:03,280 service oh it is lee arrives two hours 39 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,030 service oh it is lee arrives two hours late and we all get to express ourselves 40 00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:05,040 late and we all get to express ourselves 41 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:05,910 late and we all get to express ourselves all right 42 00:01:05,910 --> 00:01:05,920 all right 43 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,510 all right what time do you call this yeah sorry 44 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:07,520 what time do you call this yeah sorry 45 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,870 what time do you call this yeah sorry about that i couldn't find a can opener 46 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:08,880 about that i couldn't find a can opener 47 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,390 about that i couldn't find a can opener well you lost your car keys again 48 00:01:12,390 --> 00:01:12,400 well you lost your car keys again 49 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,950 well you lost your car keys again uh that's tune in tomorrow and this 50 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:14,960 uh that's tune in tomorrow and this 51 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,670 uh that's tune in tomorrow and this a tuna cucumber this 52 00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:17,680 a tuna cucumber this 53 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,630 a tuna cucumber this salad supreme looks like tuna to me 54 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:20,640 salad supreme looks like tuna to me 55 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,910 salad supreme looks like tuna to me i'll take ps3 how much 270. charge it to 56 00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:23,920 i'll take ps3 how much 270. charge it to 57 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:24,830 i'll take ps3 how much 270. charge it to my 58 00:01:24,830 --> 00:01:24,840 my 59 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,590 my account yes man i must speak to you hey 60 00:01:27,590 --> 00:01:27,600 account yes man i must speak to you hey 61 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,670 account yes man i must speak to you hey man look tuna sandwiches make very good 62 00:01:29,670 --> 00:01:29,680 man look tuna sandwiches make very good 63 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,310 man look tuna sandwiches make very good for the brain lee please 64 00:01:32,310 --> 00:01:32,320 for the brain lee please 65 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,710 for the brain lee please look if anyone asks you haven't seen me 66 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:34,720 look if anyone asks you haven't seen me 67 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,550 look if anyone asks you haven't seen me my optician told me i was short sighted 68 00:01:36,550 --> 00:01:36,560 my optician told me i was short sighted 69 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,990 my optician told me i was short sighted not blamed 70 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:38,000 not blamed 71 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,469 not blamed at first i thought it was a dream but 72 00:01:40,469 --> 00:01:40,479 at first i thought it was a dream but 73 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:42,550 at first i thought it was a dream but then i saw the red light on my answer 74 00:01:42,550 --> 00:01:42,560 then i saw the red light on my answer 75 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,310 then i saw the red light on my answer phone played by the tape and there it 76 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:44,320 phone played by the tape and there it 77 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,550 phone played by the tape and there it was the voice of doom oh one of those 78 00:01:46,550 --> 00:01:46,560 was the voice of doom oh one of those 79 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,789 was the voice of doom oh one of those heavy breather calls was it yeah nice to 80 00:01:48,789 --> 00:01:48,799 heavy breather calls was it yeah nice to 81 00:01:48,799 --> 00:01:50,630 heavy breather calls was it yeah nice to get them you did yeah until i got the 82 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:50,640 get them you did yeah until i got the 83 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:55,109 get them you did yeah until i got the girlfriend to give up the smoking 84 00:01:55,109 --> 00:01:55,119 85 00:01:55,119 --> 00:01:57,270 what is this all about i've never seen 86 00:01:57,270 --> 00:01:57,280 what is this all about i've never seen 87 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:01,030 what is this all about i've never seen you in such a state my sister florence 88 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:01,040 you in such a state my sister florence 89 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,590 you in such a state my sister florence oh yes oh can i knew those words with 90 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:03,600 oh yes oh can i knew those words with 91 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,590 oh yes oh can i knew those words with straight face your hats 92 00:02:05,590 --> 00:02:05,600 straight face your hats 93 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,229 straight face your hats she's not here again is she and that 94 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:08,239 she's not here again is she and that 95 00:02:08,239 --> 00:02:10,309 she's not here again is she and that awful little husband of us has the other 96 00:02:10,309 --> 00:02:10,319 awful little husband of us has the other 97 00:02:10,319 --> 00:02:11,910 awful little husband of us has the other matthew no 98 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:11,920 matthew no 99 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,589 matthew no but she has come to fetch me home to the 100 00:02:13,589 --> 00:02:13,599 but she has come to fetch me home to the 101 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:15,110 but she has come to fetch me home to the gambia 102 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:15,120 gambia 103 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,710 gambia apparently i've got to go and help my 104 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:16,720 apparently i've got to go and help my 105 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,470 apparently i've got to go and help my father run his business she could be 106 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:18,480 father run his business she could be 107 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:22,470 father run his business she could be here in a minute good i'll help you back 108 00:02:22,470 --> 00:02:22,480 here in a minute good i'll help you back 109 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,869 here in a minute good i'll help you back that's what you've got to hide me no 110 00:02:24,869 --> 00:02:24,879 that's what you've got to hide me no 111 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:27,270 that's what you've got to hide me no surely certain enough after the last 112 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:27,280 surely certain enough after the last 113 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,550 surely certain enough after the last time telling her and her husband this 114 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:28,560 time telling her and her husband this 115 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,470 time telling her and her husband this was your shop and we were your grateful 116 00:02:30,470 --> 00:02:30,480 was your shop and we were your grateful 117 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,630 was your shop and we were your grateful employees now but i thought we started 118 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:32,640 employees now but i thought we started 119 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,309 employees now but i thought we started that when i was having treatment i won't 120 00:02:34,309 --> 00:02:34,319 that when i was having treatment i won't 121 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:36,150 that when i was having treatment i won't be too sure about that man uh how am i 122 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:36,160 be too sure about that man uh how am i 123 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,630 be too sure about that man uh how am i going to avoid her i mean her london 124 00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:38,640 going to avoid her i mean her london 125 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,390 going to avoid her i mean her london base is in my house 126 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:40,400 base is in my house 127 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,670 base is in my house this one 128 00:02:41,670 --> 00:02:41,680 this one 129 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,309 this one shirley please i wish to seek herself 130 00:02:44,309 --> 00:02:44,319 shirley please i wish to seek herself 131 00:02:44,319 --> 00:02:46,790 shirley please i wish to seek herself i'm on the grounds of persecution 132 00:02:46,790 --> 00:02:46,800 i'm on the grounds of persecution 133 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,190 i'm on the grounds of persecution matthew i know your sister florence is a 134 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:49,200 matthew i know your sister florence is a 135 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,110 matthew i know your sister florence is a domineering loudmouth so-and-so who 136 00:02:51,110 --> 00:02:51,120 domineering loudmouth so-and-so who 137 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,630 domineering loudmouth so-and-so who thinks she's superior to most other 138 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:52,640 thinks she's superior to most other 139 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,390 thinks she's superior to most other beings but there's no reason for you to 140 00:02:54,390 --> 00:02:54,400 beings but there's no reason for you to 141 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,550 beings but there's no reason for you to hide let me have sean's room while he's 142 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:56,560 hide let me have sean's room while he's 143 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,229 hide let me have sean's room while he's away but this is the first place she's 144 00:02:58,229 --> 00:02:58,239 away but this is the first place she's 145 00:02:58,239 --> 00:03:00,710 away but this is the first place she's going to look what can i do go home and 146 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:00,720 going to look what can i do go home and 147 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,949 going to look what can i do go home and hide under your bed why don't you try to 148 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:02,959 hide under your bed why don't you try to 149 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:06,710 hide under your bed why don't you try to you foster him he wouldn't qualify so 150 00:03:06,710 --> 00:03:06,720 you foster him he wouldn't qualify so 151 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,229 you foster him he wouldn't qualify so well how much are you willing to pay for 152 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:08,239 well how much are you willing to pay for 153 00:03:08,239 --> 00:03:09,350 well how much are you willing to pay for a room 154 00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:09,360 a room 155 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,509 a room you know a place as a matter of fact i 156 00:03:11,509 --> 00:03:11,519 you know a place as a matter of fact i 157 00:03:11,519 --> 00:03:13,509 you know a place as a matter of fact i do and they're only charging 10 pounds a 158 00:03:13,509 --> 00:03:13,519 do and they're only charging 10 pounds a 159 00:03:13,519 --> 00:03:14,869 do and they're only charging 10 pounds a night oh where would that be booked 160 00:03:14,869 --> 00:03:14,879 night oh where would that be booked 161 00:03:14,879 --> 00:03:17,190 night oh where would that be booked right my place 162 00:03:17,190 --> 00:03:17,200 right my place 163 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,509 right my place you cannot be serious well you need a 164 00:03:19,509 --> 00:03:19,519 you cannot be serious well you need a 165 00:03:19,519 --> 00:03:21,030 you cannot be serious well you need a place to hide i need to pay for these 166 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:21,040 place to hide i need to pay for these 167 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,350 place to hide i need to pay for these sandwiches take it or leave it well 168 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:23,360 sandwiches take it or leave it well 169 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,670 sandwiches take it or leave it well there's an old african saying 170 00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:25,680 there's an old african saying 171 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,430 there's an old african saying the man who doesn't have any place to 172 00:03:27,430 --> 00:03:27,440 the man who doesn't have any place to 173 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,830 the man who doesn't have any place to rest doesn't turn his nose up at the 174 00:03:30,830 --> 00:03:30,840 rest doesn't turn his nose up at the 175 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:31,350 rest doesn't turn his nose up at the heap said to old africans beggars can't 176 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:31,360 heap said to old africans beggars can't 177 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,910 heap said to old africans beggars can't well rubbish 178 00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:33,920 179 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:35,430 be choosers 180 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:35,440 be choosers 181 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,190 be choosers i can't see florence trips in the wrong 182 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:37,200 i can't see florence trips in the wrong 183 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,670 i can't see florence trips in the wrong country state looking for you 184 00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:39,680 country state looking for you 185 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:40,710 country state looking for you yes 186 00:03:40,710 --> 00:03:40,720 yes 187 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,430 yes you're all right i need a deposit 20 188 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:43,440 you're all right i need a deposit 20 189 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,270 you're all right i need a deposit 20 pounds no cheques 190 00:03:45,270 --> 00:03:45,280 pounds no cheques 191 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,030 pounds no cheques come a map i'll give you a lift mate 192 00:03:47,030 --> 00:03:47,040 come a map i'll give you a lift mate 193 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,350 come a map i'll give you a lift mate look i need to stop off and pick up a 194 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:49,360 look i need to stop off and pick up a 195 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,710 look i need to stop off and pick up a few belongings 196 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:50,720 few belongings 197 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,030 few belongings walk by i presume you don't have a 198 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:53,040 walk by i presume you don't have a 199 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:57,990 walk by i presume you don't have a garlic press a what 200 00:03:57,990 --> 00:03:58,000 201 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,509 i'll tell you what i'll give that flash 202 00:03:59,509 --> 00:03:59,519 i'll tell you what i'll give that flash 203 00:03:59,519 --> 00:04:07,110 i'll tell you what i'll give that flash here 24 hours that is highest 204 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:07,120 205 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,789 i brought you some tea 206 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:08,799 i brought you some tea 207 00:04:08,799 --> 00:04:10,470 i brought you some tea i didn't want any well i brought you 208 00:04:10,470 --> 00:04:10,480 i didn't want any well i brought you 209 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,229 i didn't want any well i brought you some anyway 210 00:04:12,229 --> 00:04:12,239 some anyway 211 00:04:12,239 --> 00:04:14,949 some anyway and there was only one old juice tea bag 212 00:04:14,949 --> 00:04:14,959 and there was only one old juice tea bag 213 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:16,069 and there was only one old juice tea bag left 214 00:04:16,069 --> 00:04:16,079 left 215 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:18,550 left i hope you didn't throw it away 216 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:18,560 i hope you didn't throw it away 217 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:23,749 i hope you didn't throw it away well i did so then 218 00:04:23,749 --> 00:04:23,759 219 00:04:23,759 --> 00:04:25,830 um what are you having for dinner 220 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:25,840 um what are you having for dinner 221 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,150 um what are you having for dinner fish fingers is that the best you can do 222 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:28,160 fish fingers is that the best you can do 223 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,749 fish fingers is that the best you can do no but that's the best you're going to 224 00:04:29,749 --> 00:04:29,759 no but that's the best you're going to 225 00:04:29,759 --> 00:04:31,270 no but that's the best you're going to get 226 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:31,280 get 227 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,189 get maybe we should get a tech away will 228 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:33,199 maybe we should get a tech away will 229 00:04:33,199 --> 00:04:37,430 maybe we should get a tech away will they take you away too 230 00:04:37,430 --> 00:04:37,440 231 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,550 who's that 232 00:04:38,550 --> 00:04:38,560 who's that 233 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,230 who's that i don't know i haven't opened the door 234 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:40,240 i don't know i haven't opened the door 235 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,430 i don't know i haven't opened the door as yet 236 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:41,440 as yet 237 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,670 as yet it could be your sister 238 00:04:45,670 --> 00:04:45,680 239 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:49,270 open this door i know you are in there 240 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:49,280 open this door i know you are in there 241 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,270 open this door i know you are in there you could be right she has been known to 242 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:51,280 you could be right she has been known to 243 00:04:51,280 --> 00:05:04,790 you could be right she has been known to do strange impersonations 244 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:04,800 245 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,749 supplies supplies 246 00:05:07,749 --> 00:05:07,759 supplies supplies 247 00:05:07,759 --> 00:05:09,510 supplies supplies oh look we can't stop we just pop butter 248 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:09,520 oh look we can't stop we just pop butter 249 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,430 oh look we can't stop we just pop butter give it ease yeah emergency rations to 250 00:05:11,430 --> 00:05:11,440 give it ease yeah emergency rations to 251 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,350 give it ease yeah emergency rations to see you through the siege well how very 252 00:05:13,350 --> 00:05:13,360 see you through the siege well how very 253 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,670 see you through the siege well how very kind of you you must have read my mind 254 00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:15,680 kind of you you must have read my mind 255 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,830 kind of you you must have read my mind why is that in paperback man 256 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:17,840 why is that in paperback man 257 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,430 why is that in paperback man for all of this 258 00:05:19,430 --> 00:05:19,440 for all of this 259 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,469 for all of this uncle 260 00:05:20,469 --> 00:05:20,479 uncle 261 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:22,550 uncle you mean from the house well yeah we had 262 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:22,560 you mean from the house well yeah we had 263 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,390 you mean from the house well yeah we had a fridge raid yeah mum and dad donated 264 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:24,400 a fridge raid yeah mum and dad donated 265 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,310 a fridge raid yeah mum and dad donated the veg and i sacrificed my yogurt are 266 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:26,320 the veg and i sacrificed my yogurt are 267 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,150 the veg and i sacrificed my yogurt are they in a biscuit that's a little 268 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:28,160 they in a biscuit that's a little 269 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,749 they in a biscuit that's a little fugitive aren't you 270 00:05:29,749 --> 00:05:29,759 fugitive aren't you 271 00:05:29,759 --> 00:05:31,029 fugitive aren't you look i better put these in the fridge 272 00:05:31,029 --> 00:05:31,039 look i better put these in the fridge 273 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,950 look i better put these in the fridge before they go off it's like a furnace 274 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:32,960 before they go off it's like a furnace 275 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,710 before they go off it's like a furnace in here and it must be all the friction 276 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:34,720 in here and it must be all the friction 277 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,150 in here and it must be all the friction are you uncooking 278 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:38,160 279 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,670 have there been any sightings of my 280 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:39,680 have there been any sightings of my 281 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,790 have there been any sightings of my sister flores no sign of the enemy yet 282 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:42,800 sister flores no sign of the enemy yet 283 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,110 sister flores no sign of the enemy yet mr grant why is it so warm in here 284 00:05:45,110 --> 00:05:45,120 mr grant why is it so warm in here 285 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,350 mr grant why is it so warm in here you're getting ready for global warming 286 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:47,360 you're getting ready for global warming 287 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,189 you're getting ready for global warming it's no wonder you can't afford to pay 288 00:05:49,189 --> 00:05:49,199 it's no wonder you can't afford to pay 289 00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:51,670 it's no wonder you can't afford to pay your bills really you should try to 290 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:51,680 your bills really you should try to 291 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,390 your bills really you should try to think more economically why now that 292 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:54,400 think more economically why now that 293 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,990 think more economically why now that you're here i don't have to think more 294 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:56,000 you're here i don't have to think more 295 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,350 you're here i don't have to think more economically 296 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:57,360 economically 297 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,350 economically you can afford to pay any bill they care 298 00:05:59,350 --> 00:05:59,360 you can afford to pay any bill they care 299 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,629 you can afford to pay any bill they care to send me 300 00:06:00,629 --> 00:06:00,639 to send me 301 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:02,150 to send me listen if you need anything else just 302 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:02,160 listen if you need anything else just 303 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,590 listen if you need anything else just give us a call right 304 00:06:03,590 --> 00:06:03,600 give us a call right 305 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,510 give us a call right thanks for having us then mr grant it's 306 00:06:05,510 --> 00:06:05,520 thanks for having us then mr grant it's 307 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,749 thanks for having us then mr grant it's all right louise it was a pleasure i'm 308 00:06:07,749 --> 00:06:07,759 all right louise it was a pleasure i'm 309 00:06:07,759 --> 00:06:09,029 all right louise it was a pleasure i'm sorry i couldn't offer you a cup of tea 310 00:06:09,029 --> 00:06:09,039 sorry i couldn't offer you a cup of tea 311 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:13,270 sorry i couldn't offer you a cup of tea but this man threw away my tea bag 312 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:13,280 313 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,270 you could have asked i can see trouble 314 00:06:15,270 --> 00:06:15,280 you could have asked i can see trouble 315 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,870 you could have asked i can see trouble brewing here come here 316 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:16,880 brewing here come here 317 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,230 brewing here come here don't squeeze the toothpaste in the 318 00:06:18,230 --> 00:06:18,240 don't squeeze the toothpaste in the 319 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,510 don't squeeze the toothpaste in the middle 320 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:19,520 middle 321 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,230 middle wish my telephone wasn't disconnected 322 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:22,240 wish my telephone wasn't disconnected 323 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,029 wish my telephone wasn't disconnected why 324 00:06:23,029 --> 00:06:23,039 why 325 00:06:23,039 --> 00:06:24,550 why i would call that sister of yours and 326 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:24,560 i would call that sister of yours and 327 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:34,230 i would call that sister of yours and tell her that you're here 328 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:34,240 329 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,990 and when florence puts in an appearance 330 00:06:35,990 --> 00:06:36,000 and when florence puts in an appearance 331 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,749 and when florence puts in an appearance you can deal with it i'm not good at 332 00:06:37,749 --> 00:06:37,759 you can deal with it i'm not good at 333 00:06:37,759 --> 00:06:39,670 you can deal with it i'm not good at telling lies oh i don't know my sweet 334 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:39,680 telling lies oh i don't know my sweet 335 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,189 telling lies oh i don't know my sweet you convinced that woman that she needed 336 00:06:41,189 --> 00:06:41,199 you convinced that woman that she needed 337 00:06:41,199 --> 00:06:42,870 you convinced that woman that she needed two bottles of horrible shampoo and what 338 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:42,880 two bottles of horrible shampoo and what 339 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,590 two bottles of horrible shampoo and what she really needed was a hair transplant 340 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:45,600 she really needed was a hair transplant 341 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,390 she really needed was a hair transplant so it should be a pushover well if she 342 00:06:48,390 --> 00:06:48,400 so it should be a pushover well if she 343 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,830 so it should be a pushover well if she comes here and starts making trouble 344 00:06:49,830 --> 00:06:49,840 comes here and starts making trouble 345 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,350 comes here and starts making trouble that's exactly what i'm going to do to 346 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:51,360 that's exactly what i'm going to do to 347 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,309 that's exactly what i'm going to do to her 348 00:06:52,309 --> 00:06:52,319 her 349 00:06:52,319 --> 00:06:53,830 her push her over 350 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:53,840 push her over 351 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,960 push her over and stop shopping me 352 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:55,970 and stop shopping me 353 00:06:55,970 --> 00:06:57,589 and stop shopping me [Music] 354 00:06:57,589 --> 00:06:57,599 [Music] 355 00:06:57,599 --> 00:06:59,990 [Music] is she here no 356 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:00,000 is she here no 357 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:05,660 is she here no no so come in you ungrateful student 358 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:05,670 359 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:09,670 [Music] 360 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:09,680 361 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,589 uh watching it be gentlemen pistols or 362 00:07:11,589 --> 00:07:11,599 uh watching it be gentlemen pistols or 363 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,670 uh watching it be gentlemen pistols or swords 364 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:13,680 swords 365 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,270 swords will you please explain to your friend 366 00:07:15,270 --> 00:07:15,280 will you please explain to your friend 367 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,830 will you please explain to your friend popeye that it is just common courtesy 368 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:17,840 popeye that it is just common courtesy 369 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,990 popeye that it is just common courtesy to allow one's guests first use of the 370 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:20,000 to allow one's guests first use of the 371 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,150 to allow one's guests first use of the bathroom in the morning and shirley will 372 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:22,160 bathroom in the morning and shirley will 373 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,430 bathroom in the morning and shirley will you please explain to your friend 374 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:23,440 you please explain to your friend 375 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,830 you please explain to your friend matthew that hot water doesn't grow on 376 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:25,840 matthew that hot water doesn't grow on 377 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,749 matthew that hot water doesn't grow on trees 378 00:07:27,749 --> 00:07:27,759 trees 379 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:29,029 trees that's the sort of nurses i've had to 380 00:07:29,029 --> 00:07:29,039 that's the sort of nurses i've had to 381 00:07:29,039 --> 00:07:31,029 that's the sort of nurses i've had to listen to all night you could have gone 382 00:07:31,029 --> 00:07:31,039 listen to all night you could have gone 383 00:07:31,039 --> 00:07:31,990 listen to all night you could have gone out 384 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:32,000 out 385 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,230 out london's got pogba prisoners do not 386 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:36,240 london's got pogba prisoners do not 387 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,589 london's got pogba prisoners do not enemies 388 00:07:37,589 --> 00:07:37,599 enemies 389 00:07:37,599 --> 00:07:39,110 enemies mouth quick your sister just pulled out 390 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:39,120 mouth quick your sister just pulled out 391 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,830 mouth quick your sister just pulled out my cab vehicle has landed am i 392 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:41,840 my cab vehicle has landed am i 393 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:57,110 my cab vehicle has landed am i fleeing 394 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:57,120 395 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,390 florence 396 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:58,400 florence 397 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,869 florence this is a surprise greeting shirley 398 00:08:00,869 --> 00:08:00,879 this is a surprise greeting shirley 399 00:08:00,879 --> 00:08:03,990 this is a surprise greeting shirley after you desmond oh hello florence back 400 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:04,000 after you desmond oh hello florence back 401 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,629 after you desmond oh hello florence back so soon soon it's been over a year des 402 00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:06,639 so soon soon it's been over a year des 403 00:08:06,639 --> 00:08:08,710 so soon soon it's been over a year des moines oh yeah it seems like only 404 00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:08,720 moines oh yeah it seems like only 405 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,110 moines oh yeah it seems like only yesterday 406 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:11,120 yesterday 407 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,110 yesterday activity for a friday afternoon desmond 408 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:13,120 activity for a friday afternoon desmond 409 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,469 activity for a friday afternoon desmond that's true but that this is a barber 410 00:08:14,469 --> 00:08:14,479 that's true but that this is a barber 411 00:08:14,479 --> 00:08:16,710 that's true but that this is a barber shop not a sports center can i get you 412 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:16,720 shop not a sports center can i get you 413 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,589 shop not a sports center can i get you anything 414 00:08:17,589 --> 00:08:17,599 anything 415 00:08:17,599 --> 00:08:19,990 anything tea cups some tea would be nice and a 416 00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:20,000 tea cups some tea would be nice and a 417 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,150 tea cups some tea would be nice and a few biscuits but not those nasty ones 418 00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:22,160 few biscuits but not those nasty ones 419 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,270 few biscuits but not those nasty ones that look as if they've been used as a 420 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:23,280 that look as if they've been used as a 421 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:27,270 that look as if they've been used as a throttle 422 00:08:27,270 --> 00:08:27,280 423 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:30,869 i'll come with you check for flies 424 00:08:30,869 --> 00:08:30,879 i'll come with you check for flies 425 00:08:30,879 --> 00:08:32,949 i'll come with you check for flies no sugar for me little girl 426 00:08:32,949 --> 00:08:32,959 no sugar for me little girl 427 00:08:32,959 --> 00:08:39,350 no sugar for me little girl i'm sweet enough already wouldn't you 428 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:39,360 429 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,630 now that we think the refreshments 430 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:40,640 now that we think the refreshments 431 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,829 now that we think the refreshments organized 432 00:08:41,829 --> 00:08:41,839 organized 433 00:08:41,839 --> 00:08:43,509 organized i have to confess that this is not a 434 00:08:43,509 --> 00:08:43,519 i have to confess that this is not a 435 00:08:43,519 --> 00:08:44,870 i have to confess that this is not a social visit 436 00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:44,880 social visit 437 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,389 social visit i have come to fish my brother matthew 438 00:08:46,389 --> 00:08:46,399 i have come to fish my brother matthew 439 00:08:46,399 --> 00:08:47,750 i have come to fish my brother matthew to take him back home with me to the 440 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:47,760 to take him back home with me to the 441 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,110 to take him back home with me to the gambia 442 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:49,120 gambia 443 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,430 gambia you see my father is feeling his age and 444 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:51,440 you see my father is feeling his age and 445 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,870 you see my father is feeling his age and he wishes for matthew to come and help 446 00:08:52,870 --> 00:08:52,880 he wishes for matthew to come and help 447 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,630 he wishes for matthew to come and help him run the family business 448 00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:54,640 him run the family business 449 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,190 him run the family business so being a responsible and caring 450 00:08:57,190 --> 00:08:57,200 so being a responsible and caring 451 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,509 so being a responsible and caring daughter i felt it my duty to see to it 452 00:08:59,509 --> 00:08:59,519 daughter i felt it my duty to see to it 453 00:08:59,519 --> 00:09:01,590 daughter i felt it my duty to see to it that my father's wishes are granted no 454 00:09:01,590 --> 00:09:01,600 that my father's wishes are granted no 455 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,030 that my father's wishes are granted no sooner had he ordered the world and i 456 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:03,040 sooner had he ordered the world and i 457 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,389 sooner had he ordered the world and i hopped on a plane and okay i am how nice 458 00:09:06,389 --> 00:09:06,399 hopped on a plane and okay i am how nice 459 00:09:06,399 --> 00:09:09,430 hopped on a plane and okay i am how nice but the question is where is my brother 460 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:09,440 but the question is where is my brother 461 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,590 but the question is where is my brother i presume you know his whereabouts well 462 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:11,600 i presume you know his whereabouts well 463 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,110 i presume you know his whereabouts well of course we do 464 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:13,120 of course we do 465 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,030 of course we do he's gone on holiday 466 00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:15,040 he's gone on holiday 467 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,310 he's gone on holiday honey dead 468 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:16,320 honey dead 469 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,509 honey dead where to 470 00:09:17,509 --> 00:09:17,519 where to 471 00:09:17,519 --> 00:09:20,630 where to he didn't say exactly but i think he may 472 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:20,640 he didn't say exactly but i think he may 473 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,509 he didn't say exactly but i think he may have gone uh uh on a cruise support 474 00:09:23,509 --> 00:09:23,519 have gone uh uh on a cruise support 475 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:24,710 have gone uh uh on a cruise support chair though 476 00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:24,720 chair though 477 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,230 chair though yeah yeah yeah 478 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:26,240 yeah yeah yeah 479 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:31,350 yeah yeah yeah on the cruise that place in algarve 480 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:31,360 481 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,949 well he doesn't seem to have taken much 482 00:09:32,949 --> 00:09:32,959 well he doesn't seem to have taken much 483 00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:35,590 well he doesn't seem to have taken much with him our visit at his flat all his 484 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:35,600 with him our visit at his flat all his 485 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,829 with him our visit at his flat all his suitcases are still there 486 00:09:37,829 --> 00:09:37,839 suitcases are still there 487 00:09:37,839 --> 00:09:39,350 suitcases are still there that's because he's gone on a survival 488 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:39,360 that's because he's gone on a survival 489 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:42,949 that's because he's gone on a survival course a what to portugal no in the 490 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:42,959 course a what to portugal no in the 491 00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:44,870 course a what to portugal no in the outer hebrides because i thought you 492 00:09:44,870 --> 00:09:44,880 outer hebrides because i thought you 493 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,990 outer hebrides because i thought you said portugal yes i did he forgot 494 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:48,000 said portugal yes i did he forgot 495 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,150 said portugal yes i did he forgot portugal was cancelled yes he traveled 496 00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:50,160 portugal was cancelled yes he traveled 497 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,430 portugal was cancelled yes he traveled overbooked so they sent him on a 498 00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:51,440 overbooked so they sent him on a 499 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,670 overbooked so they sent him on a survival course instead okay out of 500 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:53,680 survival course instead okay out of 501 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,030 survival course instead okay out of hybrid 502 00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:55,040 hybrid 503 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,509 hybrid in scotland 504 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:57,519 in scotland 505 00:09:57,519 --> 00:09:59,430 in scotland a little out of character for someone so 506 00:09:59,430 --> 00:09:59,440 a little out of character for someone so 507 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,790 a little out of character for someone so used to fine wines and table napkins and 508 00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:02,800 used to fine wines and table napkins and 509 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,710 used to fine wines and table napkins and so entirely remote from the mysteries of 510 00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:04,720 so entirely remote from the mysteries of 511 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,150 so entirely remote from the mysteries of haggis 512 00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:06,160 haggis 513 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,590 haggis yes 514 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:07,600 yes 515 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,430 yes he has also forgotten to cancel his milk 516 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:09,440 he has also forgotten to cancel his milk 517 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,069 he has also forgotten to cancel his milk which makes me very suspicious you see 518 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:12,079 which makes me very suspicious you see 519 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,550 which makes me very suspicious you see for all his shortcomings my brother is a 520 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:14,560 for all his shortcomings my brother is a 521 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,389 for all his shortcomings my brother is a very orderly man 522 00:10:16,389 --> 00:10:16,399 very orderly man 523 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:18,550 very orderly man still not to worry i am a very 524 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:18,560 still not to worry i am a very 525 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,389 still not to worry i am a very determined daughter i'm sure i'll track 526 00:10:20,389 --> 00:10:20,399 determined daughter i'm sure i'll track 527 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:23,190 determined daughter i'm sure i'll track him down 528 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:23,200 529 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,350 mr ambrose junior 530 00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:25,360 mr ambrose junior 531 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,829 mr ambrose junior michael isn't it mrs mcfarlane nice to 532 00:10:27,829 --> 00:10:27,839 michael isn't it mrs mcfarlane nice to 533 00:10:27,839 --> 00:10:29,670 michael isn't it mrs mcfarlane nice to see you again um how's your husband 534 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:29,680 see you again um how's your husband 535 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,829 see you again um how's your husband matthew the other matthew is he um he's 536 00:10:31,829 --> 00:10:31,839 matthew the other matthew is he um he's 537 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,190 matthew the other matthew is he um he's on an important business trip in 538 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:33,200 on an important business trip in 539 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,949 on an important business trip in dusseldorf but he's fine fine good good 540 00:10:36,949 --> 00:10:36,959 dusseldorf but he's fine fine good good 541 00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:38,150 dusseldorf but he's fine fine good good well it's been lovely talking to you 542 00:10:38,150 --> 00:10:38,160 well it's been lovely talking to you 543 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,990 well it's been lovely talking to you can't stop though for the books actually 544 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:40,000 can't stop though for the books actually 545 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:45,269 can't stop though for the books actually father where are they 546 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:45,279 547 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:46,870 at upstairs 548 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:46,880 549 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,750 she'd been waiting for a bus 550 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:49,760 she'd been waiting for a bus 551 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,150 she'd been waiting for a bus get up get up 552 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:52,160 get up get up 553 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:58,470 get up get up thank you gloria yes thank you pleasure 554 00:10:58,470 --> 00:10:58,480 555 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,790 this must be a west indian custom 556 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:00,800 this must be a west indian custom 557 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,590 this must be a west indian custom chocolate biscuits with tea 558 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:03,600 chocolate biscuits with tea 559 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,910 chocolate biscuits with tea oh sorry we didn't have anything else 560 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:05,920 oh sorry we didn't have anything else 561 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,430 oh sorry we didn't have anything else well if i knew you were coming i would 562 00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:07,440 well if i knew you were coming i would 563 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:12,600 well if i knew you were coming i would have baked a 564 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:12,610 565 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:13,430 [Applause] 566 00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:13,440 567 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,870 not cake 568 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:14,880 569 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,470 excuse me 570 00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:16,480 excuse me 571 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,509 excuse me don't i know you who me yes i have an 572 00:11:19,509 --> 00:11:19,519 don't i know you who me yes i have an 573 00:11:19,519 --> 00:11:22,150 don't i know you who me yes i have an excellent memory for names 574 00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:22,160 excellent memory for names 575 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,710 excellent memory for names it's steak pie isn't it 576 00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:24,720 it's steak pie isn't it 577 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:28,870 it's steak pie isn't it it's pork with a pea pork pie oh yes i 578 00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:28,880 it's pork with a pea pork pie oh yes i 579 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,230 it's pork with a pea pork pie oh yes i knew it had something to do with dead 580 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:30,240 knew it had something to do with dead 581 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,150 knew it had something to do with dead animals 582 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:32,160 animals 583 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,430 animals although where are the books i can't 584 00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:33,440 although where are the books i can't 585 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,069 although where are the books i can't find them anywhere ah michael 586 00:11:36,069 --> 00:11:36,079 find them anywhere ah michael 587 00:11:36,079 --> 00:11:37,590 find them anywhere ah michael one moment please 588 00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:37,600 one moment please 589 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,110 one moment please i don't suppose you have seen my brother 590 00:11:39,110 --> 00:11:39,120 i don't suppose you have seen my brother 591 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:44,090 i don't suppose you have seen my brother matthew yes he's just in the bathroom 592 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:44,100 593 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:49,829 [Applause] 594 00:11:49,829 --> 00:11:49,839 595 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:58,150 matthew come down the ass once 596 00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:58,160 597 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:02,470 hello flores what a pleasant surprise 598 00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:02,480 hello flores what a pleasant surprise 599 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,829 hello flores what a pleasant surprise what did all this talk about the outer 600 00:12:03,829 --> 00:12:03,839 what did all this talk about the outer 601 00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,670 what did all this talk about the outer hebrides and survival haggis are you 602 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:05,680 hebrides and survival haggis are you 603 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,110 hebrides and survival haggis are you hiding from me don't you know your 604 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:07,120 hiding from me don't you know your 605 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,069 hiding from me don't you know your father i want you to come home 606 00:12:10,069 --> 00:12:10,079 father i want you to come home 607 00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:11,990 father i want you to come home you can bear to close that mouth of 608 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:12,000 you can bear to close that mouth of 609 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,670 you can bear to close that mouth of yours for just a few seconds i have 610 00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:13,680 yours for just a few seconds i have 611 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,990 yours for just a few seconds i have something to say 612 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:16,000 something to say 613 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,670 something to say i'm sure you'll be delighted to know 614 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:17,680 i'm sure you'll be delighted to know 615 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,990 i'm sure you'll be delighted to know that i've decided to accept father's 616 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:20,000 that i've decided to accept father's 617 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,030 that i've decided to accept father's offer and i will be returning home 618 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:23,040 offer and i will be returning home 619 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,800 offer and i will be returning home for good 620 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:26,810 621 00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:37,910 [Music] 622 00:12:37,910 --> 00:12:37,920 623 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,269 what can i say 624 00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:39,279 what can i say 625 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:41,030 what can i say look i didn't know anything about it 626 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:41,040 look i didn't know anything about it 627 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,389 look i didn't know anything about it nobody told me you were hiding in the 628 00:12:42,389 --> 00:12:42,399 nobody told me you were hiding in the 629 00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:44,949 nobody told me you were hiding in the bathroom i was not hiding michael i was 630 00:12:44,949 --> 00:12:44,959 bathroom i was not hiding michael i was 631 00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:46,790 bathroom i was not hiding michael i was lying low yes but i'm sorry to go to 632 00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:46,800 lying low yes but i'm sorry to go to 633 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,389 lying low yes but i'm sorry to go to your car okay look if there's anything i 634 00:12:48,389 --> 00:12:48,399 your car okay look if there's anything i 635 00:12:48,399 --> 00:12:50,710 your car okay look if there's anything i can do today well it's done now so shall 636 00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:50,720 can do today well it's done now so shall 637 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,110 can do today well it's done now so shall we get down to business 638 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:53,120 we get down to business 639 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,430 we get down to business yes the matter of transferring the rents 640 00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:55,440 yes the matter of transferring the rents 641 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,710 yes the matter of transferring the rents from your property to your foreign 642 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:56,720 from your property to your foreign 643 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,829 from your property to your foreign accounts in the gambia i've just got 644 00:12:57,829 --> 00:12:57,839 accounts in the gambia i've just got 645 00:12:57,839 --> 00:13:03,910 accounts in the gambia i've just got some forms for you to sign 646 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:03,920 647 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,430 matthew why can't you tell your folks 648 00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:05,440 matthew why can't you tell your folks 649 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,629 matthew why can't you tell your folks that you don't want to return home to 650 00:13:06,629 --> 00:13:06,639 that you don't want to return home to 651 00:13:06,639 --> 00:13:08,150 that you don't want to return home to run the business 652 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:08,160 run the business 653 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,750 run the business sometimes it is better to go with the 654 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:09,760 sometimes it is better to go with the 655 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,670 sometimes it is better to go with the flow i flew 656 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:11,680 flow i flew 657 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,910 flow i flew meaningful exactly 658 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:13,920 meaningful exactly 659 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,430 meaningful exactly and one can hardly appeal to her 660 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:15,440 and one can hardly appeal to her 661 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,949 and one can hardly appeal to her emotional side 662 00:13:16,949 --> 00:13:16,959 emotional side 663 00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:19,190 emotional side my sister you have noticed has all the 664 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:19,200 my sister you have noticed has all the 665 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,870 my sister you have noticed has all the sensitivity of a sherman tank 666 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:22,880 sensitivity of a sherman tank 667 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,550 sensitivity of a sherman tank he said matthew she's not the one that 668 00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:24,560 he said matthew she's not the one that 669 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,990 he said matthew she's not the one that wants you home i mean surely you can 670 00:13:25,990 --> 00:13:26,000 wants you home i mean surely you can 671 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,509 wants you home i mean surely you can ring your father and say you have other 672 00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:27,519 ring your father and say you have other 673 00:13:27,519 --> 00:13:29,670 ring your father and say you have other commitments here no 674 00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:29,680 commitments here no 675 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,230 commitments here no you see in the game the gambia look i 676 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:32,240 you see in the game the gambia look i 677 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,590 you see in the game the gambia look i know things are different there matthew 678 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:33,600 know things are different there matthew 679 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,030 know things are different there matthew but you're using it as an excuse for 680 00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:35,040 but you're using it as an excuse for 681 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,629 but you're using it as an excuse for some pretty weak need yellow-bellied 682 00:13:36,629 --> 00:13:36,639 some pretty weak need yellow-bellied 683 00:13:36,639 --> 00:13:37,910 some pretty weak need yellow-bellied behavior 684 00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:37,920 behavior 685 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,990 behavior may i remind you michael that if we 686 00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:40,000 may i remind you michael that if we 687 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,430 may i remind you michael that if we trained for you i wouldn't be going home 688 00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:41,440 trained for you i wouldn't be going home 689 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,660 trained for you i wouldn't be going home at all 690 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:42,670 at all 691 00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:48,629 at all [Applause] 692 00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:48,639 [Applause] 693 00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:50,629 [Applause] and yours matthew 694 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:50,639 and yours matthew 695 00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:51,990 and yours matthew everything all right say thought i had 696 00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:52,000 everything all right say thought i had 697 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,069 everything all right say thought i had raised voices 698 00:13:54,069 --> 00:13:54,079 raised voices 699 00:13:54,079 --> 00:13:57,430 raised voices yes everything's fine thank you man 700 00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:57,440 yes everything's fine thank you man 701 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,790 yes everything's fine thank you man a mug 702 00:13:58,790 --> 00:13:58,800 a mug 703 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,870 a mug well you're not leaving us and i thought 704 00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:00,880 well you're not leaving us and i thought 705 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,389 well you're not leaving us and i thought it's a little unfair that matthew should 706 00:14:02,389 --> 00:14:02,399 it's a little unfair that matthew should 707 00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:04,470 it's a little unfair that matthew should drink his last drop of english tea from 708 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:04,480 drink his last drop of english tea from 709 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,590 drink his last drop of english tea from a mug 710 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:05,600 a mug 711 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,470 a mug you know 712 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:06,480 you know 713 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,910 you know we're all gonna miss you matthew but i 714 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:07,920 we're all gonna miss you matthew but i 715 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,509 we're all gonna miss you matthew but i hope you'll be taking away some fun 716 00:14:09,509 --> 00:14:09,519 hope you'll be taking away some fun 717 00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:11,910 hope you'll be taking away some fun memories of us all 718 00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:11,920 memories of us all 719 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,550 memories of us all well some of us at least 720 00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:14,560 well some of us at least 721 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,629 well some of us at least you know i know we've only met on a few 722 00:14:16,629 --> 00:14:16,639 you know i know we've only met on a few 723 00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,389 you know i know we've only met on a few occasions but i feel we could have 724 00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:18,399 occasions but i feel we could have 725 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,269 occasions but i feel we could have become very close that's enough mandy 726 00:14:21,269 --> 00:14:21,279 become very close that's enough mandy 727 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,350 become very close that's enough mandy i was only trying to say farewell 728 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:23,360 i was only trying to say farewell 729 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,790 i was only trying to say farewell you mean you won't be coming to the shop 730 00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:24,800 you mean you won't be coming to the shop 731 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,870 you mean you won't be coming to the shop this evening no why is there something 732 00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:26,880 this evening no why is there something 733 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:27,990 this evening no why is there something going on 734 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:28,000 going on 735 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,069 going on oh my kind and thoughtful friends have 736 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:30,079 oh my kind and thoughtful friends have 737 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:32,310 oh my kind and thoughtful friends have organized a farewell party 738 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:32,320 organized a farewell party 739 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,710 organized a farewell party didn't michael tell you no he didn't 740 00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:34,720 didn't michael tell you no he didn't 741 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,870 didn't michael tell you no he didn't matthew it slipped my mind 742 00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:36,880 matthew it slipped my mind 743 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,990 matthew it slipped my mind well 744 00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:38,000 well 745 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,710 well may i take this opportunity to extend a 746 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:40,720 may i take this opportunity to extend a 747 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:44,150 may i take this opportunity to extend a personal invitation to you mandy 748 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:44,160 personal invitation to you mandy 749 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:54,550 personal invitation to you mandy we'd love to come 750 00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:54,560 751 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,870 we're going to miss him you know 752 00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:56,880 we're going to miss him you know 753 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,110 we're going to miss him you know your brother he's sort of groaned on us 754 00:14:59,110 --> 00:14:59,120 your brother he's sort of groaned on us 755 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,509 your brother he's sort of groaned on us yes i can imagine it must be like the 756 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:01,519 yes i can imagine it must be like the 757 00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:03,590 yes i can imagine it must be like the water i had on my little finger can you 758 00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:03,600 water i had on my little finger can you 759 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,069 water i had on my little finger can you see just there it was then one day i 760 00:15:06,069 --> 00:15:06,079 see just there it was then one day i 761 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:10,389 see just there it was then one day i gave it a rub and proof it just fell off 762 00:15:10,389 --> 00:15:10,399 gave it a rub and proof it just fell off 763 00:15:10,399 --> 00:15:11,910 gave it a rub and proof it just fell off i'd like to try it on but i'll drag 764 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:11,920 i'd like to try it on but i'll drag 765 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,480 i'd like to try it on but i'll drag matthew's body on next 766 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:13,490 matthew's body on next 767 00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:16,870 matthew's body on next [Laughter] 768 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:16,880 [Laughter] 769 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,310 [Laughter] i hope you're not going to go away 770 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:18,320 i hope you're not going to go away 771 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,389 i hope you're not going to go away forget about us matthew i don't suppose 772 00:15:20,389 --> 00:15:20,399 forget about us matthew i don't suppose 773 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:21,910 forget about us matthew i don't suppose you'll give me a chance 774 00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:21,920 you'll give me a chance 775 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,590 you'll give me a chance you'll be wanting to visit for holidays 776 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:23,600 you'll be wanting to visit for holidays 777 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,069 you'll be wanting to visit for holidays i expect yeah you bet i always knew i 778 00:15:26,069 --> 00:15:26,079 i expect yeah you bet i always knew i 779 00:15:26,079 --> 00:15:28,389 i expect yeah you bet i always knew i had a soft spot for matthew 780 00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:28,399 had a soft spot for matthew 781 00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:29,749 had a soft spot for matthew and now this is the fair well i'm going 782 00:15:29,749 --> 00:15:29,759 and now this is the fair well i'm going 783 00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:32,629 and now this is the fair well i'm going to give you two farewell kisses 784 00:15:32,629 --> 00:15:32,639 to give you two farewell kisses 785 00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:36,790 to give you two farewell kisses stingy you can have four from me 786 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:36,800 787 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,949 inshallah said to give you this oh thank 788 00:15:38,949 --> 00:15:38,959 inshallah said to give you this oh thank 789 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:41,110 inshallah said to give you this oh thank you 790 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:41,120 you 791 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,910 you it's um anthony isn't it 792 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:43,920 it's um anthony isn't it 793 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,670 it's um anthony isn't it yeah yeah that's right 794 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:45,680 yeah yeah that's right 795 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,949 yeah yeah that's right you're uh 796 00:15:46,949 --> 00:15:46,959 you're uh 797 00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:48,949 you're uh michael's mandy aren't you no i'm not 798 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:48,959 michael's mandy aren't you no i'm not 799 00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:50,710 michael's mandy aren't you no i'm not michael's anything actually i mean i 800 00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:50,720 michael's anything actually i mean i 801 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,870 michael's anything actually i mean i work for him but i'm not his 802 00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:52,880 work for him but i'm not his 803 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:57,189 work for him but i'm not his are you anybody i beg your pardon 804 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:57,199 805 00:15:57,199 --> 00:16:00,389 don't mind if i do 806 00:16:00,389 --> 00:16:00,399 807 00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:03,030 all right all right listen everybody 808 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:03,040 all right all right listen everybody 809 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:09,189 all right all right listen everybody uh lee turn off the music 810 00:16:09,189 --> 00:16:09,199 811 00:16:09,199 --> 00:16:11,189 ladies and gentlemen 812 00:16:11,189 --> 00:16:11,199 ladies and gentlemen 813 00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:13,189 ladies and gentlemen we have gathered here to witness the end 814 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:13,199 we have gathered here to witness the end 815 00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:13,910 we have gathered here to witness the end of 816 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:13,920 of 817 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:17,030 of what has been a long and arduous journey 818 00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:17,040 what has been a long and arduous journey 819 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,030 what has been a long and arduous journey a journey undertaken by our good friend 820 00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:19,040 a journey undertaken by our good friend 821 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,990 a journey undertaken by our good friend machu here through the hallowed halls of 822 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:22,000 machu here through the hallowed halls of 823 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,030 machu here through the hallowed halls of academia aka what demon you know oxford 824 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:25,040 academia aka what demon you know oxford 825 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,670 academia aka what demon you know oxford region all that uh oh oxbridge yes on 826 00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:27,680 region all that uh oh oxbridge yes on 827 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,990 region all that uh oh oxbridge yes on the piccadilly line in it 828 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:30,000 the piccadilly line in it 829 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,470 the piccadilly line in it quiet when your elders are speaking 830 00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:32,480 quiet when your elders are speaking 831 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,069 quiet when your elders are speaking thank you florence 832 00:16:34,069 --> 00:16:34,079 thank you florence 833 00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:36,470 thank you florence it's been 16 years since matthew came 834 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:36,480 it's been 16 years since matthew came 835 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,310 it's been 16 years since matthew came into this shop to ask for the directions 836 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:38,320 into this shop to ask for the directions 837 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,069 into this shop to ask for the directions to the local library 838 00:16:40,069 --> 00:16:40,079 to the local library 839 00:16:40,079 --> 00:16:41,269 to the local library and um 840 00:16:41,269 --> 00:16:41,279 and um 841 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:42,949 and um ever since then he's been a regular 842 00:16:42,949 --> 00:16:42,959 ever since then he's been a regular 843 00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:46,230 ever since then he's been a regular visitor to this shop he came and he sat 844 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:46,240 visitor to this shop he came and he sat 845 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,470 visitor to this shop he came and he sat and he sat 846 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:48,480 and he sat 847 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,150 and he sat some people might say that his time here 848 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:50,160 some people might say that his time here 849 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,710 some people might say that his time here has been wasted but i would dispute that 850 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:52,720 has been wasted but i would dispute that 851 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,710 has been wasted but i would dispute that time spent in partying knowledge and 852 00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:54,720 time spent in partying knowledge and 853 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,910 time spent in partying knowledge and wisdom can never be wasted and for us 854 00:16:57,910 --> 00:16:57,920 wisdom can never be wasted and for us 855 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,509 wisdom can never be wasted and for us getting to meet someone from the 856 00:16:59,509 --> 00:16:59,519 getting to meet someone from the 857 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:04,549 getting to meet someone from the fatherland has been of immense value yes 858 00:17:04,549 --> 00:17:04,559 fatherland has been of immense value yes 859 00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:07,510 fatherland has been of immense value yes now we can all say we know at least one 860 00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:07,520 now we can all say we know at least one 861 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,809 now we can all say we know at least one old african saying 862 00:17:08,809 --> 00:17:08,819 old african saying 863 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,870 old african saying [Applause] 864 00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:10,880 [Applause] 865 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,429 [Applause] so much my dear friend uh michael i 866 00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:13,439 so much my dear friend uh michael i 867 00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:15,429 so much my dear friend uh michael i would like you to accept this gift as a 868 00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:15,439 would like you to accept this gift as a 869 00:17:15,439 --> 00:17:18,069 would like you to accept this gift as a small token of our affection and 870 00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:18,079 small token of our affection and 871 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:23,029 small token of our affection and admiration 872 00:17:23,029 --> 00:17:23,039 873 00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:27,189 there is an old african city 874 00:17:27,189 --> 00:17:27,199 875 00:17:27,199 --> 00:17:29,990 a word to the wise is sufficient but for 876 00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:30,000 a word to the wise is sufficient but for 877 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,510 a word to the wise is sufficient but for pork by its benefit i'll add a few more 878 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:33,520 pork by its benefit i'll add a few more 879 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,750 pork by its benefit i'll add a few more but first of all i'd like to give thanks 880 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:35,760 but first of all i'd like to give thanks 881 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,909 but first of all i'd like to give thanks to desmond and shirley for organizing 882 00:17:37,909 --> 00:17:37,919 to desmond and shirley for organizing 883 00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:41,510 to desmond and shirley for organizing this wonderful party 884 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:41,520 this wonderful party 885 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,310 this wonderful party this evening has shown me what 886 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:44,320 this evening has shown me what 887 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,190 this evening has shown me what good kind and generous friends i've made 888 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:47,200 good kind and generous friends i've made 889 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,710 good kind and generous friends i've made during my brief stay in the united 890 00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:48,720 during my brief stay in the united 891 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,110 during my brief stay in the united kingdom and africa oh come on man shut 892 00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:51,120 kingdom and africa oh come on man shut 893 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,590 kingdom and africa oh come on man shut up and have your present 894 00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:53,600 up and have your present 895 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,350 up and have your present i was forgetting 896 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:55,360 i was forgetting 897 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,870 i was forgetting um we'd like you to look at it as a 898 00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:56,880 um we'd like you to look at it as a 899 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,950 um we'd like you to look at it as a commemorative of many of the close 900 00:17:58,950 --> 00:17:58,960 commemorative of many of the close 901 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,710 commemorative of many of the close shaves you've had in our shop 902 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:02,720 903 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,630 a very strange present 904 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:04,640 a very strange present 905 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,710 a very strange present they do realize we have electricity in 906 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:06,720 they do realize we have electricity in 907 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,190 they do realize we have electricity in the gambia i suppose 908 00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:09,200 the gambia i suppose 909 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,390 the gambia i suppose thank you shirley and desmond 910 00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:12,400 thank you shirley and desmond 911 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,430 thank you shirley and desmond now 912 00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:13,440 now 913 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,870 now everybody 914 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:14,880 everybody 915 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,110 everybody let's boogie 916 00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:17,120 let's boogie 917 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,310 let's boogie i would like to say a few words 918 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:20,320 i would like to say a few words 919 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,950 i would like to say a few words with regards to the sudden and untimely 920 00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:22,960 with regards to the sudden and untimely 921 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,510 with regards to the sudden and untimely departure of my good friend matthew it's 922 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:25,520 departure of my good friend matthew it's 923 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,870 departure of my good friend matthew it's all right paul paul i ain't gonna bury 924 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:26,880 all right paul paul i ain't gonna bury 925 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,350 all right paul paul i ain't gonna bury him you know when i first met matthew i 926 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:29,360 him you know when i first met matthew i 927 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,510 him you know when i first met matthew i thought he was just a pompous arrogant 928 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:31,520 thought he was just a pompous arrogant 929 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,950 thought he was just a pompous arrogant african student 930 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:32,960 african student 931 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,950 african student but over the years i've come to realize 932 00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:34,960 but over the years i've come to realize 933 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,350 but over the years i've come to realize he's something else a good friend i mean 934 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:37,360 he's something else a good friend i mean 935 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,950 he's something else a good friend i mean who else would sit next to me with this 936 00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:38,960 who else would sit next to me with this 937 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,950 who else would sit next to me with this newspaper blocking my view and accuse me 938 00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:40,960 newspaper blocking my view and accuse me 939 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,190 newspaper blocking my view and accuse me of reading his over his shoulder 940 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:43,200 of reading his over his shoulder 941 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,710 of reading his over his shoulder who else would be coating african 942 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:44,720 who else would be coating african 943 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,190 who else would be coating african proverbs in my ears at all hours 944 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:47,200 proverbs in my ears at all hours 945 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,630 proverbs in my ears at all hours fill in the cross for when it's his turn 946 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:48,640 fill in the cross for when it's his turn 947 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,230 fill in the cross for when it's his turn to play the domino and squeeze the 948 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:50,240 to play the domino and squeeze the 949 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,070 to play the domino and squeeze the toothpaste in the middle like he did the 950 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:52,080 toothpaste in the middle like he did the 951 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,909 toothpaste in the middle like he did the other night 952 00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:53,919 other night 953 00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:58,950 other night but who else would sometimes improve 954 00:18:58,950 --> 00:18:58,960 955 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,350 sorry everybody 956 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:01,360 sorry everybody 957 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,510 sorry everybody step this way about you we have another 958 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:03,520 step this way about you we have another 959 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:13,830 step this way about you we have another present for you from pogba 960 00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:13,840 961 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,150 it's only temporary until i can afford 962 00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:16,160 it's only temporary until i can afford 963 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,110 it's only temporary until i can afford your full name oh no 964 00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:19,120 your full name oh no 965 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,230 your full name oh no i like it left as it is pogba really 966 00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:22,240 i like it left as it is pogba really 967 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,310 i like it left as it is pogba really i don't know what to say except that all 968 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:24,320 i don't know what to say except that all 969 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,390 i don't know what to say except that all right save that till later because you 970 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:26,400 right save that till later because you 971 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,150 right save that till later because you you've got one more present to come me 972 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:28,160 you've got one more present to come me 973 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,510 you've got one more present to come me more 974 00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:29,520 more 975 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,710 more yeah well we couldn't let you go without 976 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:30,720 yeah well we couldn't let you go without 977 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,990 yeah well we couldn't let you go without giving you a farewell song could we 978 00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:34,000 giving you a farewell song could we 979 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,830 giving you a farewell song could we no no no no no give us a chance i can 980 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:36,840 no no no no no give us a chance i can 981 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,950 no no no no no give us a chance i can sing a look here 982 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:38,960 sing a look here 983 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,270 sing a look here come on then go on 984 00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:41,280 come on then go on 985 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,870 come on then go on goodbye matthew fighting 986 00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:44,880 goodbye matthew fighting 987 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,390 goodbye matthew fighting fighters 988 00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:48,400 989 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,190 yeah all right well maybe i can't sing 990 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:51,200 yeah all right well maybe i can't sing 991 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,669 yeah all right well maybe i can't sing but here are three lovely young ladies 992 00:19:53,669 --> 00:19:53,679 but here are three lovely young ladies 993 00:19:53,679 --> 00:19:55,669 but here are three lovely young ladies who can ladies and gentlemen please give 994 00:19:55,669 --> 00:19:55,679 who can ladies and gentlemen please give 995 00:19:55,679 --> 00:19:57,270 who can ladies and gentlemen please give a warm welcome all the way from south 996 00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:57,280 a warm welcome all the way from south 997 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,540 a warm welcome all the way from south africa progress 998 00:19:59,540 --> 00:19:59,550 africa progress 999 00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:04,470 africa progress [Applause] 1000 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:04,480 [Applause] 1001 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,890 [Applause] goodbye 1002 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:05,900 goodbye 1003 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:06,050 goodbye [Applause] 1004 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:06,060 [Applause] 1005 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,280 [Applause] [Music] 1006 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:07,290 [Music] 1007 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:18,390 [Music] [Applause] 1008 00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:18,400 1009 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,310 is 1010 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:22,320 1011 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,470 we wish you well 1012 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:24,480 we wish you well 1013 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,310 we wish you well wherever you go 1014 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:26,320 wherever you go 1015 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:30,549 wherever you go may your life be blessed forever 1016 00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:30,559 may your life be blessed forever 1017 00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:34,870 may your life be blessed forever cause you look so lovely sitting there 1018 00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:34,880 cause you look so lovely sitting there 1019 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:39,029 cause you look so lovely sitting there we're so lucky to have you as a friend 1020 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:39,039 we're so lucky to have you as a friend 1021 00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:43,270 we're so lucky to have you as a friend farewell to you 1022 00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:43,280 1023 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,350 may the lord bless you 1024 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:45,360 may the lord bless you 1025 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,710 may the lord bless you dmf 1026 00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:46,720 dmf 1027 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:51,590 dmf you 1028 00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:51,600 1029 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,370 may the lord bless you 1030 00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:54,380 may the lord bless you 1031 00:20:54,380 --> 00:21:04,630 may the lord bless you [Applause] 1032 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:04,640 [Applause] 1033 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,970 [Applause] oh 1034 00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:06,980 oh 1035 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:21,710 oh [Applause] 1036 00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:21,720 [Applause] 1037 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:26,710 [Applause] [Music] 1038 00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:26,720 1039 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,789 goodbye dear friends 1040 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:30,799 goodbye dear friends 1041 00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:36,420 goodbye dear friends may the lord bless you dear 1042 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:36,430 1043 00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:47,750 [Applause] 1044 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:47,760 [Applause] 1045 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,230 [Applause] all right all right ladies and gentlemen 1046 00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:50,240 all right all right ladies and gentlemen 1047 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,310 all right all right ladies and gentlemen i would like to propose a toast to 1048 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:52,320 i would like to propose a toast to 1049 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,430 i would like to propose a toast to matthew 1050 00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:53,440 matthew 1051 00:21:53,440 --> 00:22:00,950 matthew matthew goodbye 1052 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:00,960 1053 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,390 i mean who would have thought lee's head 1054 00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:02,400 i mean who would have thought lee's head 1055 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,310 i mean who would have thought lee's head could have done so much of damage but it 1056 00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:04,320 could have done so much of damage but it 1057 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,830 could have done so much of damage but it wasn't his head there's so much as the 1058 00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:05,840 wasn't his head there's so much as the 1059 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,669 wasn't his head there's so much as the force for which florence hurled him at 1060 00:22:07,669 --> 00:22:07,679 force for which florence hurled him at 1061 00:22:07,679 --> 00:22:10,710 force for which florence hurled him at it just because he tried to goose her 1062 00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:10,720 it just because he tried to goose her 1063 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,710 it just because he tried to goose her poor matthew eh fancy having a sister 1064 00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:12,720 poor matthew eh fancy having a sister 1065 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,669 poor matthew eh fancy having a sister like that 1066 00:22:13,669 --> 00:22:13,679 like that 1067 00:22:13,679 --> 00:22:15,270 like that hey you wanna pop i 1068 00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:15,280 hey you wanna pop i 1069 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,029 hey you wanna pop i i made you some tea well thank you 1070 00:22:17,029 --> 00:22:17,039 i made you some tea well thank you 1071 00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:19,350 i made you some tea well thank you shirley 1072 00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:19,360 shirley 1073 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,029 shirley oh 1074 00:22:21,029 --> 00:22:21,039 oh 1075 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,470 oh i wasn't thinking you know it's just 1076 00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:22,480 i wasn't thinking you know it's just 1077 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,789 i wasn't thinking you know it's just automatic tea for two oh listen surely 1078 00:22:24,789 --> 00:22:24,799 automatic tea for two oh listen surely 1079 00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:26,310 automatic tea for two oh listen surely if there's a cup of that going back help 1080 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:26,320 if there's a cup of that going back help 1081 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,310 if there's a cup of that going back help yourself 1082 00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:28,320 yourself 1083 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:32,310 yourself hello 1084 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:32,320 1085 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,630 what are you doing here you're supposed 1086 00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:34,640 what are you doing here you're supposed 1087 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,710 what are you doing here you're supposed to be up there on your way to over there 1088 00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:36,720 to be up there on your way to over there 1089 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,190 to be up there on your way to over there i didn't have to go after all what do 1090 00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:39,200 i didn't have to go after all what do 1091 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,750 i didn't have to go after all what do you mean you didn't have to go yes i 1092 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:41,760 you mean you didn't have to go yes i 1093 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,830 you mean you didn't have to go yes i demand an explanation i've got to be 1094 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:43,840 demand an explanation i've got to be 1095 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,430 demand an explanation i've got to be having a joint very well part of the 1096 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:45,440 having a joint very well part of the 1097 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,029 having a joint very well part of the people who come back before they even 1098 00:22:47,029 --> 00:22:47,039 people who come back before they even 1099 00:22:47,039 --> 00:22:48,310 people who come back before they even gone 1100 00:22:48,310 --> 00:22:48,320 gone 1101 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,310 gone i'm sure matthew can explain better if 1102 00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:50,320 i'm sure matthew can explain better if 1103 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,630 i'm sure matthew can explain better if you just calm down desmond 1104 00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:52,640 you just calm down desmond 1105 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,669 you just calm down desmond well you see i was waiting for sister 1106 00:22:55,669 --> 00:22:55,679 well you see i was waiting for sister 1107 00:22:55,679 --> 00:22:57,990 well you see i was waiting for sister florence all packed and ready to go when 1108 00:22:57,990 --> 00:22:58,000 florence all packed and ready to go when 1109 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,590 florence all packed and ready to go when the phone rang it was her florence 1110 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:01,600 the phone rang it was her florence 1111 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,110 the phone rang it was her florence she performed the gambia to tell my 1112 00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:03,120 she performed the gambia to tell my 1113 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,630 she performed the gambia to tell my father that her mission had been 1114 00:23:04,630 --> 00:23:04,640 father that her mission had been 1115 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,549 father that her mission had been accomplished and she was bringing me 1116 00:23:06,549 --> 00:23:06,559 accomplished and she was bringing me 1117 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:09,909 accomplished and she was bringing me home and now apparently my father said 1118 00:23:09,909 --> 00:23:09,919 home and now apparently my father said 1119 00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:11,350 home and now apparently my father said what's the devil for 1120 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:11,360 what's the devil for 1121 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,350 what's the devil for and she said to help you run the 1122 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:13,360 and she said to help you run the 1123 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,830 and she said to help you run the business as you requested that uh and he 1124 00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:15,840 business as you requested that uh and he 1125 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,310 business as you requested that uh and he said my son must you help run the 1126 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:18,320 said my son must you help run the 1127 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,230 said my son must you help run the business are you out of your head you 1128 00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:20,240 business are you out of your head you 1129 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,470 business are you out of your head you stupid woman 1130 00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:22,480 stupid woman 1131 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,029 stupid woman i met your husband 1132 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:25,039 i met your husband 1133 00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:29,350 i met your husband my son-in-law the other matthew what 1134 00:23:29,350 --> 00:23:29,360 my son-in-law the other matthew what 1135 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,390 my son-in-law the other matthew what so 1136 00:23:30,390 --> 00:23:30,400 so 1137 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,630 so you don't have to go after all 1138 00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:32,640 you don't have to go after all 1139 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,510 you don't have to go after all no so we are stuck with you here again 1140 00:23:35,510 --> 00:23:35,520 no so we are stuck with you here again 1141 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,149 no so we are stuck with you here again it would seem so right 1142 00:23:38,149 --> 00:23:38,159 it would seem so right 1143 00:23:38,159 --> 00:23:39,590 it would seem so right what you're doing right i'm going to 1144 00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:39,600 what you're doing right i'm going to 1145 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,350 what you're doing right i'm going to call that engraver and get a refund on 1146 00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:41,360 call that engraver and get a refund on 1147 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,430 call that engraver and get a refund on this plaque 1148 00:23:43,430 --> 00:23:43,440 this plaque 1149 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,430 this plaque not me attention of spending money on 1150 00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:45,440 not me attention of spending money on 1151 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,350 not me attention of spending money on this student who doesn't have the 1152 00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:47,360 this student who doesn't have the 1153 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,789 this student who doesn't have the decency to go on stage on 1154 00:23:50,789 --> 00:23:50,799 decency to go on stage on 1155 00:23:50,799 --> 00:23:52,630 decency to go on stage on is he going to be like this for the next 1156 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:52,640 is he going to be like this for the next 1157 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,029 is he going to be like this for the next 16 years yes 1158 00:23:55,029 --> 00:23:55,039 16 years yes 1159 00:23:55,039 --> 00:24:02,060 16 years yes welcome back matthew 1160 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:02,070 1161 00:24:02,070 --> 00:24:09,270 [Music] 1162 00:24:09,270 --> 00:24:09,280 1163 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:15,280 [Applause] 1164 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:15,290 1165 00:24:15,290 --> 00:24:18,030 [Music] 1166 00:24:18,030 --> 00:24:18,040 [Music] 1167 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,830 [Music] [Applause] 1168 00:24:21,830 --> 00:24:21,840 [Applause] 1169 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,919 [Applause] you