are you going to bug me i might get a
mug you it's that gorgeous one
and i believe i can run for decent
marathon
download
now
from the long run
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let's keep the music sweet
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no
no no no no
no
no no no no
no
there's money
doesn't mean you're all right no don't
leave me
no
there's one no desmond wake up it's only
a dream
just what is it
a bad dream yes what was it about
michael
he was getting married
and as we went up the aisle to take our
seats michael turned wrong and he winked
at me
that was a bad dream yes but i was only
part of it
then the bright turner when she was
michael
and he picked a ton wrong and he was
michael scream
then the whole congregation turned
around and they were all michael
then you walked me up on you and michael
too
sorry
who is that michael
michael doesn't live here anymore come
in
ah
gloria
that's nice
hmm
what are you doing up so early watch
with the tea
what time did you get in last night so
don't tell me you haven't been to bed
yet ah she didn't go out last night
desmond so what's this in need of
nothing look if sir doesn't want the
room service i can always take it back
you know oh no no no no
hmm just couldn't sleep well so i
thought i'd bring you early morning tea
it doesn't have to be father's day you
know she's now a daughter wonderful
isn't she lovely show it's too early for
the smosh dad do you know why she's so
beautiful in charlie because i look like
mom no because you don't look like
michael
why is it that every single member of
this family dislikes michael well maybe
it's because michael dislikes every
single member of this family
you know what you're dreaming about him
it's anxiety
it's funny we've always been worried
about michael even now why come here
about me and sean in the same way oh but
we have uh well no but michael is
different no he's not he's just
different
why
well he's nearly 30 no steady girlfriend
no promotion no grandchildren
his daddy's no good at that sort of
thing
you don't think he's gay dude
you're not good at that even would he
whatever happened to patricia oh you
mean the doctor yeah she was nice oh she
was beautiful she was intelligent yeah
she dumped him
sorry i'm late darling
cardiac on route
but uh you'll survive which is more than
i can say for our relationship
look we've been seeing each other for
three months during which we've been out
three times we've been to bed twice the
first time we both fell asleep the
second time you'll bleep yeah well so
did yours
honey listen i think the lesson should
be learnt for next time there won't be a
next time
well let's uh
let's talk about it shall we
don't patronize me patricia i'm not i'm
not but look we're doctors you worked
long hours and you knew they're coming
into this relationship i know assistant
what are you saying
i'm saying derek that i don't want to
have a relationship with a doctor
anymore fine
so who do you want to have a
relationship
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michael
why not
well i thought you said he was a dork
yes
and he's boring yes i know and he
couldn't excite a nymphomaniac on a
blind date i didn't sleep oh no but you
implied it
well at least he's steady and reliable
and there when i want him right so this
all boils down to sex does it no it
doesn't so what is it then
that's what it is we don't even have
time for an argument let alone a
relationship
honey look we'll talk about it later yes
no later it's going to be too late derek
michael ambrose's office
dr robeson patricia
no i'm afraid he's in a board meeting at
the moment uh can i take a message
just a moment i'll get a pen and some
paper tell him it's dr patricia robeson
here
sometimes can't you bossy sir
i'll speak to her are you sure
oh look michael's just walked in
would you like a word
hello hello michael i'd love to see you
would you
i'm just across the road can we have an
early lunch uh well i'm just in the
middle of i'll take that as a yes
i'll see you at 12 at the italian
i'm meeting her for lunch
keep calm sir
isn't she going out with that extremely
handsome doctor called derek
yes she is
yes you're quite right mandy one must
remain calm one must remain in control
yes i must also remember that she
ditched you
yes and i must also remember that you
called her a cow sir
did i well if you didn't say you should
have yes
yes brandy you're right
mandy yes sir
i'm out to lunch
really sir
good afternoon everyone ah
matthew good afternoon now what was your
lecture today it's about love
shakespeare wrote love is not love which
alters when it alteration finds
disgust
the thing about love is yeah it keeps
you young it adds magic to your life it
can get you into serious trouble
you're talking about where your wife
catches you with hyacinth green no man
is love i'm talking about not lust oh
poor boy i didn't know you knew the
difference yeah mom
her name was belsey bradshaw her mother
used to run the bread shot by the bottom
of titchfield hill
for one hot sunny day
i picked her this lovely bunch of
flowers and she gave me a kiss right
here
that doesn't sound like a serious
trouble to me and what i didn't tell
them is that i picked the flowers from
miss burgess's garden
she see me she beat me she told me
father he beat me and he tells elsie's
mother and she beat me too
that's a serious trouble surely surely
surely talking about serious trouble
beverly you're a bit early for your
appointment you've been talking about me
my head buzzing on my ears ringing
surely i didn't sleep a wink last night
i just dreaming and dreaming there was
this fish caught in a net and it had on
a black tie or dress for dinner was it
yes man don't laugh
the fish look at me as if to say help
and as i reach out to save it i fell
straight into the water so i know it was
something to do with my cow
how on earth did you arrive at that
conclusion i don't ask
i had a feeling oh here we go again
surely you worried about michael aren't
you
well yes desmond had this dream
you had a dream too
surely desmond ambrose something strange
is gonna happen to your firstborn the
spirits never lie
oh lord
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that was wonderful raga
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trisha
i do believe you are embarrassed
there are people around they usually are
in restaurants
is michael worried about his image
frightened that one of your customers
might see us kissing of course not
well come over here and sit next to me
otherwise i'll climb over the table and
sit next to you you wouldn't dare
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[Laughter]
there
that's better
yes
much better
michael yes
let's make babies
well where do you want to make them no
no yes
right now
in this restaurant
oh michael
we have so many things in common
we like to say music yes we do we enjoy
the same food yes we share the same
sense of humor
do we we have to you don't have one
michael
how long have we known each other
um
about two years no
three
do you remember our first date
we ended up having a snowball fight
outside my halls of residence you got so
soaked that you had to drive home
wearing one of my white coats well i
always fancied myself as a doctor and i
always fancied you just as you were
but you got so stayed you changed you
forgot to let yourself go and you were
afraid to show how much you really cared
for me
michael
let's have snowball fights again i mean
let's be reckless
throw off your suit and run naked with
me along the beach
yes let the sea caress our bodies
yes yes
passionate love now i like the sound of
that let's get married
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so in conclusion we're gladly learning
the sum of eight thousand pounds and
we'll discuss your ten thousand pound
overdraft at your earliest convenience
your sincerely etc etc are you all right
sir mandy
what do you think about marriage
marriage
depends who too sir
well me of course
what is a girl supposed to say
well say something otherwise we'll be
here all day
yes yes sir i'd love to be mad
i'm an old-fashioned girl sir i believe
in the romance of marriage the bonding
of one woman and one man and loyalty you
know i'm loyal don't you miss mandy
you're very loyal thank you sir of
course there's much you don't know about
me since we work so intimately together
and what one doesn't know one will have
a lifetime to discover
discovery is the joy of marriage
discovery loyalty and bonding the
bonding of two people both mentally and
physically that's what i think about
marriage sir
i'm glad i asked
and um when did you intend to name the
day michael there's no rush no no no
there's all the time in the world well
having children can wait too
children oh
i think you would make a wonderful
father strong and authoritative yet
gentle and caring
and they would be so beautiful yes they
would
patricia said exactly the same thing
patricia
yes
you're going to marry patricia well
we've talked about it but nothing death
has been decided
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surely you perform miracles to my hair
what you should have done it's taken her
all day
desmond scoff yours if your hair needs
coughing at desmond's you laughing
oh it's you surely it's for you yeah who
is it don't tell me it's my god song
all right i won't tell you
hello
michael i told you his vibes reached
right down through the phone and grabbed
me
i'll just where did he grab you beverly
don't encourage your poop baby
i think it's desmond who would like to
grab it and throw her out of the shop
don't tell me you can't make it
listen to me michael you just get your
backside over here for dinner tonight
there's nothing so important that you
have to cancel your mother
oh patricia
he wants to bring patricia patricia
patricia
what's wrong with you woman i have a
feeling about patricia oh lord
he wants to bring patricia what do you
think that means it means he wants to
bring patricia
turn mars for reduction popeye i'll tell
you what it means it means trouble it
means somebody loves him after all i
suggested you go home and consult with
your spirits beverly and ask them
or perhaps you had a a few spirits over
the top
don't mock desmond but beverly you don't
think this is fate i mean first desmond
dreams about michael getting married and
then now michael is bringing patricia
over to dinner you don't think they
might be you're ready
they're only coming to dinner yes i know
pork pie but you never can tell i'm
sorry to disappoint you but patricia is
not the chosen one
it is written who wrote it
the spirits
hold on
back home in africa anyone who
prophesies doom is regarded as a witch
suggestion
i can't help it if the spirits talk to
me i don't ask them to it's a gift it's
a gift i would send back
mark as you may desmond but there will
be no union between the doctor and my
god son
what's this all about you don't know
aha
i see the game you're playing
you do yes it's called play with mandy
play with her emotions you've led me on
haven't you michael everything you've
ever said to me in this office has
always been sexually loaded
yeah you see you go again
i've seen the way you undress me with
your eyes the way you stand close to me
when you're dictating
you've used me like an executive toy
don't touch me you've been itching to
get your hands on me haven't you no
oh
but that might be a game and the game's
up michael ambrose because i'm going to
sue you for sexual harassment what look
mandy pull yourself together
it's all right why am i behaving like
this why has an intelligent
sophisticated woman like myself been
reduced to a sniveling little idiot over
someone as irrelevant as you
listen shut up
nationalize my feelings
i mean this is cliched stuff boss falls
for secretary but i haven't yes you have
and that's one thing i have no intention
of being is a cliche
good evening patricia hello mandy
patricia oh wonderful to see you
michael mandy's here oh i'm not
embarrassed doesn't embarrass me at all
please carry on
well
i mean will i pass we look wonderful
darling i do say love is blind
congratulations
on your imminent marriage
imminent
has he been jumping the gun you mean
you're not engaged well if we're not
engaged we're definitely busy
good
uh well look better get back to the shop
we've got to do father's books before
suppertime
uh so uh
see you tomorrow mandy but of course sir
right well come on
let's get this dinner over with so we
can go home for our own party
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ambrose's office
dr robson no she's just left with mr
ambrose
well i'm sorry i'm not allowed to give
away homer dresses but can i say who
called
look as you say it's urgent they've gone
to desmond's barbershop in peckham
you're welcome bye-bye
derek
remember
no mention of the word marriage but
you've already
well you mentioned it
what i mean what i would like to and ask
for you too you can stay long enough to
say hello
say goodbye and
go why
she's a good-looking woman that patricia
she can examine me anytime
she is a doctor of medicine not
archaeology
no patricia has always found me far more
stimulating
that's my future daughter-in-law you're
talking about oh my mommy don't think
she's pregnant do ya that is exactly the
kind of thing i do not want to hear this
evening all right charlie we'll be on
our best behavior don't reach yet
beverly get
out don't worry i only come back for
cutbert's red mullet i'll leave it in
the fridge and to warn michael don't
start that again i can see in the future
how strange so can i you can make
predictions oh yes i predict beverly
will leave this shop with a little help
from my foot
i'm a sick woman
oh hello patricia what a pleasant
surprise doesn't sound so surprised
mother you knew she was coming yeah as
well still nice to see her may i
welcome back patricia
father please i would like to welcome
the future mrs
hello patricia remember me i'm beverly
michael's godmother yes well how could i
forget you
how's the bat oh
still play me up and the artwriters
still gnawing at the bones and the
indigestion don't mention the gas
sometimes i feel so bloated i feel as if
i've gone burst
we mustn't grumble must we well it's
never stopped her before
hi patricia it's all right beverly's not
staying long well it's a pretty none of
you can stay for dinner i can stay
proper we can also go bye-bye
oh
yes derek
patricia
derrick yes michael oh desmond yeah sure
gloria pogba matthew
and beverly
now that we all got to know each other
will somebody tell me who derek is
patricia
how could you derek please don't create
a scene after all the things you said
about him how can you go back to this
dork michael door
listen i don't want to be adult about
this i'm too emotional to be objective
listen i do not care who hears what i
have to say to you erin can you please
just keep your voice down excuse me i
think i've had enough of this with
respect um
michael
will you butt out
yeah i mean this is between patricia and
me it's got absolutely nothing to do
with it well actually i think it's got a
lot to do with me goddamn my car
it would never work between us i mean we
tried it just wasn't to be oh you tried
with michael but you got bored
you never gave our relationship a chance
look
i know we've only been out together
three times okay
but i didn't realize until today just
how much i need you
but i don't even know what i'm doing
here
but i had to let you know how much you
mean to me huh
oh come on
let's just uh
try and make time yet
please patricia
give me one more chance
i love you
shut up beverly
well you you know where to find me
better still
bleep
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um
if i were him i'd like to think he'd
give me another chance too
oh michael
i'm sorry so am i
i'm i'm sorry everyone
listen um
if it doesn't work out between two of
you
you know to find me
or better still ring me on my mobile
oh my god look i never thought i'd ever
say this i'd do this but well you're all
right well he's more than that
he's an ambrose i told you the spirits
never lied
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you