1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,429 are you going to bug me i might get a 2 00:00:01,429 --> 00:00:01,439 are you going to bug me i might get a 3 00:00:01,439 --> 00:00:05,030 are you going to bug me i might get a mug you it's that gorgeous one 4 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:05,040 mug you it's that gorgeous one 5 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,950 mug you it's that gorgeous one and i believe i can run for decent 6 00:00:06,950 --> 00:00:06,960 and i believe i can run for decent 7 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,430 and i believe i can run for decent marathon 8 00:00:08,430 --> 00:00:08,440 marathon 9 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:13,770 marathon downloading now 10 00:00:13,770 --> 00:00:13,780 11 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:33,830 [Music] 12 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:33,840 13 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:46,630 is 14 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:46,640 15 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,549 i wouldn't make myself so comfortable in 16 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:48,559 i wouldn't make myself so comfortable in 17 00:00:48,559 --> 00:00:50,389 i wouldn't make myself so comfortable in that chair if i were you matthew you 18 00:00:50,389 --> 00:00:50,399 that chair if i were you matthew you 19 00:00:50,399 --> 00:00:52,790 that chair if i were you matthew you said the same thing yesterday desmond 20 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:52,800 said the same thing yesterday desmond 21 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,950 said the same thing yesterday desmond and when pork pie did turn up he only 22 00:00:54,950 --> 00:00:54,960 and when pork pie did turn up he only 23 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,869 and when pork pie did turn up he only stayed for five minutes he's been 24 00:00:56,869 --> 00:00:56,879 stayed for five minutes he's been 25 00:00:56,879 --> 00:00:59,670 stayed for five minutes he's been behaving very mysteriously lately um 26 00:00:59,670 --> 00:00:59,680 behaving very mysteriously lately um 27 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,189 behaving very mysteriously lately um addie was wearing these sunday best and 28 00:01:01,189 --> 00:01:01,199 addie was wearing these sunday best and 29 00:01:01,199 --> 00:01:03,670 addie was wearing these sunday best and it's only tuesday exactly he must have 30 00:01:03,670 --> 00:01:03,680 it's only tuesday exactly he must have 31 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,310 it's only tuesday exactly he must have found a new girlfriend new girlfriend 32 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:06,320 found a new girlfriend new girlfriend 33 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,950 found a new girlfriend new girlfriend what about his faithful fiancee 34 00:01:08,950 --> 00:01:08,960 what about his faithful fiancee 35 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:12,870 what about his faithful fiancee did i have fearful and sushi in the same 36 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:12,880 did i have fearful and sushi in the same 37 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,429 did i have fearful and sushi in the same you just watch your step vince that's my 38 00:01:15,429 --> 00:01:15,439 you just watch your step vince that's my 39 00:01:15,439 --> 00:01:17,190 you just watch your step vince that's my little sister you're talking about who 40 00:01:17,190 --> 00:01:17,200 little sister you're talking about who 41 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,310 little sister you're talking about who is big enough to look after herself 42 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:20,320 is big enough to look after herself 43 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,749 is big enough to look after herself time them to get married they need his 44 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:21,759 time them to get married they need his 45 00:01:21,759 --> 00:01:24,870 time them to get married they need his and her zimmer frames to get down here 46 00:01:24,870 --> 00:01:24,880 and her zimmer frames to get down here 47 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,030 and her zimmer frames to get down here many a good tune is played on an old 48 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:27,040 many a good tune is played on an old 49 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,390 many a good tune is played on an old fiddle shirt 50 00:01:28,390 --> 00:01:28,400 fiddle shirt 51 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,550 fiddle shirt you sure you can still read the music 52 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:30,560 you sure you can still read the music 53 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,630 you sure you can still read the music desmond why i have a perfect pitch keep 54 00:01:32,630 --> 00:01:32,640 desmond why i have a perfect pitch keep 55 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,190 desmond why i have a perfect pitch keep you extreme 56 00:01:35,190 --> 00:01:35,200 you extreme 57 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,109 you extreme whatever it is for choice up to i'm sure 58 00:01:37,109 --> 00:01:37,119 whatever it is for choice up to i'm sure 59 00:01:37,119 --> 00:01:39,429 whatever it is for choice up to i'm sure he'd let us know in his own good time 60 00:01:39,429 --> 00:01:39,439 he'd let us know in his own good time 61 00:01:39,439 --> 00:01:41,590 he'd let us know in his own good time that's true shirley he never could keep 62 00:01:41,590 --> 00:01:41,600 that's true shirley he never could keep 63 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,990 that's true shirley he never could keep a secret 64 00:01:43,990 --> 00:01:44,000 a secret 65 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,910 a secret cop these lot yeah we picked him up 66 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:45,920 cop these lot yeah we picked him up 67 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,990 cop these lot yeah we picked him up while he was out getting the stock 68 00:01:47,990 --> 00:01:48,000 while he was out getting the stock 69 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,109 while he was out getting the stock entered in 1993 mr shimmer and shine 70 00:01:51,109 --> 00:01:51,119 entered in 1993 mr shimmer and shine 71 00:01:51,119 --> 00:01:53,109 entered in 1993 mr shimmer and shine competition sounds like a shoe polish to 72 00:01:53,109 --> 00:01:53,119 competition sounds like a shoe polish to 73 00:01:53,119 --> 00:01:55,830 competition sounds like a shoe polish to me they've been advertising this thing 74 00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:55,840 me they've been advertising this thing 75 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,270 me they've been advertising this thing everywhere 76 00:01:57,270 --> 00:01:57,280 everywhere 77 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,190 everywhere you must have heard it on the radio does 78 00:01:59,190 --> 00:01:59,200 you must have heard it on the radio does 79 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,789 you must have heard it on the radio does make your hair look fine shimmer and 80 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:02,799 make your hair look fine shimmer and 81 00:02:02,799 --> 00:02:04,230 make your hair look fine shimmer and shine 82 00:02:04,230 --> 00:02:04,240 shine 83 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,749 shine for the man who's always in control 84 00:02:07,749 --> 00:02:07,759 for the man who's always in control 85 00:02:07,759 --> 00:02:09,910 for the man who's always in control i keep telling your desmond we should be 86 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:09,920 i keep telling your desmond we should be 87 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,229 i keep telling your desmond we should be more up-to-date and start some of these 88 00:02:12,229 --> 00:02:12,239 more up-to-date and start some of these 89 00:02:12,239 --> 00:02:14,390 more up-to-date and start some of these things but left to you you'd still be 90 00:02:14,390 --> 00:02:14,400 things but left to you you'd still be 91 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,390 things but left to you you'd still be using coconut island bay rum on people's 92 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:16,400 using coconut island bay rum on people's 93 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,630 using coconut island bay rum on people's hair 94 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:18,640 95 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,550 that's all fine and well in a silent 96 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:20,560 that's all fine and well in a silent 97 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,470 that's all fine and well in a silent movie era but what about the man of 98 00:02:22,470 --> 00:02:22,480 movie era but what about the man of 99 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,830 movie era but what about the man of today 100 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:23,840 today 101 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,750 today how you were planning on entering the 102 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:25,760 how you were planning on entering the 103 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:26,869 how you were planning on entering the competition 104 00:02:26,869 --> 00:02:26,879 competition 105 00:02:26,879 --> 00:02:30,949 competition oh sorry it's for people with hair 106 00:02:30,949 --> 00:02:30,959 107 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:34,790 no contestants can be any age 18 to 80. 108 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:34,800 no contestants can be any age 18 to 80. 109 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,350 no contestants can be any age 18 to 80. oh bad like this i mean you're only 17 110 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:37,360 oh bad like this i mean you're only 17 111 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,030 oh bad like this i mean you're only 17 and a half 112 00:02:39,030 --> 00:02:39,040 and a half 113 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,110 and a half i must have a good physique uh uh now 114 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:41,120 i must have a good physique uh uh now 115 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,550 i must have a good physique uh uh now we're talking eh 116 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:42,560 we're talking eh 117 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,190 we're talking eh should be attractive suave 118 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:45,200 should be attractive suave 119 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:50,630 should be attractive suave debonair it's a pity i'm overqualified 120 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:50,640 121 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:52,550 must have stamina songs as if they're 122 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:52,560 must have stamina songs as if they're 123 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,190 must have stamina songs as if they're looking for a resource 124 00:02:55,190 --> 00:02:55,200 looking for a resource 125 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:59,110 looking for a resource first prize is a weekend trip to paris 126 00:02:59,110 --> 00:02:59,120 first prize is a weekend trip to paris 127 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,430 first prize is a weekend trip to paris plus a year's supply of shimmer and 128 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:01,440 plus a year's supply of shimmer and 129 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,229 plus a year's supply of shimmer and shine if i were a man i'd enter if i 130 00:03:04,229 --> 00:03:04,239 shine if i were a man i'd enter if i 131 00:03:04,239 --> 00:03:05,830 shine if i were a man i'd enter if i were black i don't know if i could get 132 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:05,840 were black i don't know if i could get 133 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,070 were black i don't know if i could get that year caught tied in 134 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:08,080 that year caught tied in 135 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,750 that year caught tied in slip stitch hairdressers why not enter 136 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:11,760 slip stitch hairdressers why not enter 137 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,630 slip stitch hairdressers why not enter one of your clients for the title of mr 138 00:03:14,630 --> 00:03:14,640 one of your clients for the title of mr 139 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:18,309 one of your clients for the title of mr shimmer and shine 1993. ah think of all 140 00:03:18,309 --> 00:03:18,319 shimmer and shine 1993. ah think of all 141 00:03:18,319 --> 00:03:19,589 shimmer and shine 1993. ah think of all the mileage you could get out of this 142 00:03:19,589 --> 00:03:19,599 the mileage you could get out of this 143 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,509 the mileage you could get out of this desk think of all the free publicity 144 00:03:21,509 --> 00:03:21,519 desk think of all the free publicity 145 00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:23,110 desk think of all the free publicity yeah if one of our customers won it 146 00:03:23,110 --> 00:03:23,120 yeah if one of our customers won it 147 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,470 yeah if one of our customers won it would be a miracle 148 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:24,480 would be a miracle 149 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,550 would be a miracle most of your customers are cranially 150 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:26,560 most of your customers are cranially 151 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,070 most of your customers are cranially challenged what 152 00:03:28,070 --> 00:03:28,080 challenged what 153 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,550 challenged what baldur's bored 154 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:30,560 baldur's bored 155 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,470 baldur's bored send a by eight photograph and tell us a 156 00:03:32,470 --> 00:03:32,480 send a by eight photograph and tell us a 157 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,070 send a by eight photograph and tell us a little bit about the entrant in not more 158 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:34,080 little bit about the entrant in not more 159 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,670 little bit about the entrant in not more than 25 words 160 00:03:35,670 --> 00:03:35,680 than 25 words 161 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,270 than 25 words well surely he must be somebody we could 162 00:03:37,270 --> 00:03:37,280 well surely he must be somebody we could 163 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,270 well surely he must be somebody we could enter for this competition hey sean what 164 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:39,280 enter for this competition hey sean what 165 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,350 enter for this competition hey sean what about mr mac he had a beautiful header 166 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:41,360 about mr mac he had a beautiful header 167 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,750 about mr mac he had a beautiful header here yeah that was years ago desmond he 168 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:43,760 here yeah that was years ago desmond he 169 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,430 here yeah that was years ago desmond he could be as bald as a billiard ball by 170 00:03:45,430 --> 00:03:45,440 could be as bald as a billiard ball by 171 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,350 could be as bald as a billiard ball by now 172 00:03:47,350 --> 00:03:47,360 now 173 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,830 now what about bird sniffing's grandson you 174 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:49,840 what about bird sniffing's grandson you 175 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,470 what about bird sniffing's grandson you mean but i can never remember that child 176 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:52,480 mean but i can never remember that child 177 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,910 mean but i can never remember that child near 178 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:53,920 near 179 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,229 near the child is only four years old yes but 180 00:03:56,229 --> 00:03:56,239 the child is only four years old yes but 181 00:03:56,239 --> 00:03:59,509 the child is only four years old yes but he has a holy fire on his 182 00:03:59,509 --> 00:03:59,519 he has a holy fire on his 183 00:03:59,519 --> 00:04:01,270 he has a holy fire on his if you head determined to enter someone 184 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:01,280 if you head determined to enter someone 185 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,030 if you head determined to enter someone for this competition you may as well be 186 00:04:03,030 --> 00:04:03,040 for this competition you may as well be 187 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,350 for this competition you may as well be prepared for disappointment also 188 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:05,360 prepared for disappointment also 189 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,670 prepared for disappointment also statistics is simple 190 00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:07,680 statistics is simple 191 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,789 statistics is simple the probability is taking the factor y 192 00:04:10,789 --> 00:04:10,799 the probability is taking the factor y 193 00:04:10,799 --> 00:04:13,030 the probability is taking the factor y multiplied by x to the power 2 divided 194 00:04:13,030 --> 00:04:13,040 multiplied by x to the power 2 divided 195 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,429 multiplied by x to the power 2 divided by z always assuming that all other 196 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:15,439 by z always assuming that all other 197 00:04:15,439 --> 00:04:17,509 by z always assuming that all other letters are constant the outcome will be 198 00:04:17,509 --> 00:04:17,519 letters are constant the outcome will be 199 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:19,110 letters are constant the outcome will be negative 200 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:19,120 negative 201 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,469 negative in other words 202 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:20,479 in other words 203 00:04:20,479 --> 00:04:21,990 in other words so many people will enter the 204 00:04:21,990 --> 00:04:22,000 so many people will enter the 205 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,150 so many people will enter the competition that the likelihood of your 206 00:04:24,150 --> 00:04:24,160 competition that the likelihood of your 207 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,830 competition that the likelihood of your winning will be 208 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:26,840 winning will be 209 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,469 winning will be zilch 210 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:28,479 zilch 211 00:04:28,479 --> 00:04:30,310 zilch what if everybody was a mathematical 212 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:30,320 what if everybody was a mathematical 213 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,150 what if everybody was a mathematical genius like you machu they would come to 214 00:04:32,150 --> 00:04:32,160 genius like you machu they would come to 215 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,749 genius like you machu they would come to the conclusion that they can't win so 216 00:04:33,749 --> 00:04:33,759 the conclusion that they can't win so 217 00:04:33,759 --> 00:04:35,670 the conclusion that they can't win so they won't enter sony i would enter 218 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:35,680 they won't enter sony i would enter 219 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:39,110 they won't enter sony i would enter therefore we bound to win 220 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:39,120 221 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:42,830 now where is pork pie 222 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:42,840 now where is pork pie 223 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:46,150 now where is pork pie [Applause] 224 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:46,160 [Applause] 225 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,469 [Applause] stop 226 00:04:48,469 --> 00:04:48,479 stop 227 00:04:48,479 --> 00:04:50,710 stop goodbye pogba the poor pensioner and 228 00:04:50,710 --> 00:04:50,720 goodbye pogba the poor pensioner and 229 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,189 goodbye pogba the poor pensioner and hello augustus neapolitan cleveland 230 00:04:53,189 --> 00:04:53,199 hello augustus neapolitan cleveland 231 00:04:53,199 --> 00:04:56,550 hello augustus neapolitan cleveland grant school crossing attendant 232 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:56,560 grant school crossing attendant 233 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,510 grant school crossing attendant you may cross now in safety 234 00:04:59,510 --> 00:04:59,520 you may cross now in safety 235 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,390 you may cross now in safety one does never cease 236 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:02,400 one does never cease 237 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,230 one does never cease man that's brilliant 238 00:05:04,230 --> 00:05:04,240 man that's brilliant 239 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,629 man that's brilliant well done poor nice i'm talking man hey 240 00:05:06,629 --> 00:05:06,639 well done poor nice i'm talking man hey 241 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,629 well done poor nice i'm talking man hey poggy i could do you a nice line of 242 00:05:08,629 --> 00:05:08,639 poggy i could do you a nice line of 243 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:11,110 poggy i could do you a nice line of reflective clothing mate armbands gloves 244 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:11,120 reflective clothing mate armbands gloves 245 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,350 reflective clothing mate armbands gloves all right all right congratulations wolf 246 00:05:13,350 --> 00:05:13,360 all right all right congratulations wolf 247 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,469 all right all right congratulations wolf i don't know why you keep it such a 248 00:05:14,469 --> 00:05:14,479 i don't know why you keep it such a 249 00:05:14,479 --> 00:05:16,629 i don't know why you keep it such a secret i wanted to be sure first you see 250 00:05:16,629 --> 00:05:16,639 secret i wanted to be sure first you see 251 00:05:16,639 --> 00:05:17,990 secret i wanted to be sure first you see there was a short list but this short 252 00:05:17,990 --> 00:05:18,000 there was a short list but this short 253 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,150 there was a short list but this short list was a very long list 254 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:20,160 list was a very long list 255 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,070 list was a very long list i don't think i'd get the job uh 256 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:22,080 i don't think i'd get the job uh 257 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,150 i don't think i'd get the job uh congratulations 258 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:24,160 congratulations 259 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,790 congratulations now i'll have more room to maneuver i 260 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:26,800 now i'll have more room to maneuver i 261 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,950 now i'll have more room to maneuver i can just maneuver your behind out of my 262 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:28,960 can just maneuver your behind out of my 263 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,510 can just maneuver your behind out of my seat 264 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:31,520 265 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,749 first i saw this i've come out of 266 00:05:33,749 --> 00:05:33,759 first i saw this i've come out of 267 00:05:33,759 --> 00:05:35,590 first i saw this i've come out of retirement good for you 268 00:05:35,590 --> 00:05:35,600 retirement good for you 269 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:39,189 retirement good for you no good for susu now i'll be able to 270 00:05:39,189 --> 00:05:39,199 no good for susu now i'll be able to 271 00:05:39,199 --> 00:05:41,350 no good for susu now i'll be able to save up for the airfare to jamaica the 272 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:41,360 save up for the airfare to jamaica the 273 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,350 save up for the airfare to jamaica the wedding the reception the honeymoon you 274 00:05:43,350 --> 00:05:43,360 wedding the reception the honeymoon you 275 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,790 wedding the reception the honeymoon you know she wants to go to las vegas 276 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:46,800 know she wants to go to las vegas 277 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,390 know she wants to go to las vegas then there's the house well good place 278 00:05:50,390 --> 00:05:50,400 then there's the house well good place 279 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,749 then there's the house well good place perhaps you're setting examples of some 280 00:05:51,749 --> 00:05:51,759 perhaps you're setting examples of some 281 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:53,270 perhaps you're setting examples of some of the layabouts that hang around this 282 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:53,280 of the layabouts that hang around this 283 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,510 of the layabouts that hang around this place day in and day out oh hello 284 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:55,520 place day in and day out oh hello 285 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,270 place day in and day out oh hello stranger don't i know you from somewhere 286 00:05:57,270 --> 00:05:57,280 stranger don't i know you from somewhere 287 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,710 stranger don't i know you from somewhere no no don't tell me it's on the tip of 288 00:05:58,710 --> 00:05:58,720 no no don't tell me it's on the tip of 289 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,390 no no don't tell me it's on the tip of my tongue isn't it father you know i've 290 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:00,400 my tongue isn't it father you know i've 291 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,590 my tongue isn't it father you know i've been rushed off my feet since my 292 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:01,600 been rushed off my feet since my 293 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,830 been rushed off my feet since my promotion look tony i want you to spruce 294 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:03,840 promotion look tony i want you to spruce 295 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,029 promotion look tony i want you to spruce me up a bit i've got to look good for 296 00:06:05,029 --> 00:06:05,039 me up a bit i've got to look good for 297 00:06:05,039 --> 00:06:07,189 me up a bit i've got to look good for the shoot today shoot somebody gonna 298 00:06:07,189 --> 00:06:07,199 the shoot today shoot somebody gonna 299 00:06:07,199 --> 00:06:09,749 the shoot today shoot somebody gonna shoot you no father 300 00:06:09,749 --> 00:06:09,759 shoot you no father 301 00:06:09,759 --> 00:06:11,270 shoot you no father the back of taking some photographs for 302 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:11,280 the back of taking some photographs for 303 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,950 the back of taking some photographs for the in-house magazine it's the usual 304 00:06:12,950 --> 00:06:12,960 the in-house magazine it's the usual 305 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,029 the in-house magazine it's the usual thing when a new manager is appointed 306 00:06:15,029 --> 00:06:15,039 thing when a new manager is appointed 307 00:06:15,039 --> 00:06:17,270 thing when a new manager is appointed i'm having a double page spread what 308 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:17,280 i'm having a double page spread what 309 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,950 i'm having a double page spread what they couldn't fit your head on one page 310 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:20,960 they couldn't fit your head on one page 311 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,629 they couldn't fit your head on one page in my new position there shall be 312 00:06:22,629 --> 00:06:22,639 in my new position there shall be 313 00:06:22,639 --> 00:06:24,390 in my new position there shall be several of these photo opportunities 314 00:06:24,390 --> 00:06:24,400 several of these photo opportunities 315 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,990 several of these photo opportunities there's also a pretty hectic social 316 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:26,000 there's also a pretty hectic social 317 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,830 there's also a pretty hectic social schedule to go with it just as well i've 318 00:06:27,830 --> 00:06:27,840 schedule to go with it just as well i've 319 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,510 schedule to go with it just as well i've got the stamina to pick up the ball and 320 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:29,520 got the stamina to pick up the ball and 321 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,150 got the stamina to pick up the ball and run with it so to speak stanley now you 322 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:32,160 run with it so to speak stanley now you 323 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,189 run with it so to speak stanley now you will let us have one of those 324 00:06:33,189 --> 00:06:33,199 will let us have one of those 325 00:06:33,199 --> 00:06:34,550 will let us have one of those photographs when they're done with your 326 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:34,560 photographs when they're done with your 327 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,749 photographs when they're done with your song of course mother i'll let you have 328 00:06:35,749 --> 00:06:35,759 song of course mother i'll let you have 329 00:06:35,759 --> 00:06:37,909 song of course mother i'll let you have some in a day or two oh good i've been 330 00:06:37,909 --> 00:06:37,919 some in a day or two oh good i've been 331 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:43,909 some in a day or two oh good i've been thinking of taking up a new hobby dutch 332 00:06:43,909 --> 00:06:43,919 333 00:06:43,919 --> 00:06:45,270 what they're looking for michael is 334 00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:45,280 what they're looking for michael is 335 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,950 what they're looking for michael is something that captures the bank's new 336 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:46,960 something that captures the bank's new 337 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,629 something that captures the bank's new image 338 00:06:48,629 --> 00:06:48,639 image 339 00:06:48,639 --> 00:06:51,670 image how about this 340 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:51,680 341 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,230 he's got a very good profile 342 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:54,240 he's got a very good profile 343 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,430 he's got a very good profile look at that strong masculine jawline 344 00:06:57,430 --> 00:06:57,440 look at that strong masculine jawline 345 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,510 look at that strong masculine jawline a little bit more relaxed 346 00:06:59,510 --> 00:06:59,520 a little bit more relaxed 347 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,500 a little bit more relaxed a bit more 348 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:02,510 349 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:07,350 [Laughter] 350 00:07:07,350 --> 00:07:07,360 351 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:11,189 let me try the other side 352 00:07:11,189 --> 00:07:11,199 353 00:07:11,199 --> 00:07:13,510 a savings account are not now port pie 354 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:13,520 a savings account are not now port pie 355 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,710 a savings account are not now port pie i'm posing 356 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:16,720 357 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,230 shall we have one together to 358 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:18,240 shall we have one together to 359 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:25,210 shall we have one together to commemorate our joint promotion 360 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:25,220 361 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:31,189 [Music] 362 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:31,199 363 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:44,629 oh just one more no no no no 364 00:07:44,629 --> 00:07:44,639 365 00:07:44,639 --> 00:07:47,430 where'd you get now shh not so loud he 366 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:47,440 where'd you get now shh not so loud he 367 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,670 where'd you get now shh not so loud he almost looks human yeah i know 368 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:49,680 almost looks human yeah i know 369 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,670 almost looks human yeah i know it's obviously been retouched now we've 370 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:51,680 it's obviously been retouched now we've 371 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,270 it's obviously been retouched now we've got to do is fill in the form i'll pop 372 00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:53,280 got to do is fill in the form i'll pop 373 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,950 got to do is fill in the form i'll pop it in a post pronto how are we going to 374 00:07:54,950 --> 00:07:54,960 it in a post pronto how are we going to 375 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,110 it in a post pronto how are we going to find 25 flat room words to write about 376 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:57,120 find 25 flat room words to write about 377 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,710 find 25 flat room words to write about michael oh with great difficulty yeah 378 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:00,720 michael oh with great difficulty yeah 379 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,629 michael oh with great difficulty yeah i know so can i get you to enter the 380 00:08:02,629 --> 00:08:02,639 i know so can i get you to enter the 381 00:08:02,639 --> 00:08:04,950 i know so can i get you to enter the competition uh what competition you mean 382 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:04,960 competition uh what competition you mean 383 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,150 competition uh what competition you mean you've been sitting in this church so 384 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:06,160 you've been sitting in this church so 385 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,830 you've been sitting in this church so long you won't even really leave it yet 386 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:07,840 long you won't even really leave it yet 387 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,309 long you won't even really leave it yet oh that no i don't even tell people that 388 00:08:10,309 --> 00:08:10,319 oh that no i don't even tell people that 389 00:08:10,319 --> 00:08:13,270 oh that no i don't even tell people that come here 390 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:13,280 come here 391 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,990 come here much less footage in print 392 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:16,000 much less footage in print 393 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,749 much less footage in print how many years i've been cutting you're 394 00:08:17,749 --> 00:08:17,759 how many years i've been cutting you're 395 00:08:17,759 --> 00:08:19,550 how many years i've been cutting you're here yes since 396 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:19,560 here yes since 397 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:23,589 here yes since 1968 and you still don't get it right 398 00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:23,599 1968 and you still don't get it right 399 00:08:23,599 --> 00:08:27,909 1968 and you still don't get it right come on 400 00:08:27,909 --> 00:08:27,919 401 00:08:27,919 --> 00:08:33,190 same time next week 402 00:08:33,190 --> 00:08:33,200 403 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,949 i mean if the customers don't do as 404 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:34,959 i mean if the customers don't do as 405 00:08:34,959 --> 00:08:36,389 i mean if the customers don't do as they're told all right they expect me to 406 00:08:36,389 --> 00:08:36,399 they're told all right they expect me to 407 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:38,230 they're told all right they expect me to get them to enter win and get this whole 408 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:38,240 get them to enter win and get this whole 409 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,509 get them to enter win and get this whole leap 410 00:08:39,509 --> 00:08:39,519 leap 411 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,029 leap only kind of publicity you will be 412 00:08:41,029 --> 00:08:41,039 only kind of publicity you will be 413 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:43,110 only kind of publicity you will be getting is adverse publicity 414 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:43,120 getting is adverse publicity 415 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,030 getting is adverse publicity your attitude to customers leaves a lot 416 00:08:45,030 --> 00:08:45,040 your attitude to customers leaves a lot 417 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,509 your attitude to customers leaves a lot to be desired my attitude what about 418 00:08:47,509 --> 00:08:47,519 to be desired my attitude what about 419 00:08:47,519 --> 00:08:50,230 to be desired my attitude what about this the customer is always right not in 420 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:50,240 this the customer is always right not in 421 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,230 this the customer is always right not in my shop they ain't impressed with the 422 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:52,240 my shop they ain't impressed with the 423 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,590 my shop they ain't impressed with the children the way you speak to your 424 00:08:53,590 --> 00:08:53,600 children the way you speak to your 425 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,829 children the way you speak to your customers i wouldn't have a job oh 426 00:08:55,829 --> 00:08:55,839 customers i wouldn't have a job oh 427 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,910 customers i wouldn't have a job oh that's the beauty of being self-employed 428 00:08:57,910 --> 00:08:57,920 that's the beauty of being self-employed 429 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,590 that's the beauty of being self-employed i wouldn't trade places with you for 430 00:08:59,590 --> 00:08:59,600 i wouldn't trade places with you for 431 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,750 i wouldn't trade places with you for anything desmond you see in my new job 432 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:01,760 anything desmond you see in my new job 433 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,269 anything desmond you see in my new job i'm out in the fresh air meeting all 434 00:09:03,269 --> 00:09:03,279 i'm out in the fresh air meeting all 435 00:09:03,279 --> 00:09:04,710 i'm out in the fresh air meeting all sorts of people 436 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:04,720 sorts of people 437 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,190 sorts of people i'm being with the kids all day 438 00:09:07,190 --> 00:09:07,200 i'm being with the kids all day 439 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,949 i'm being with the kids all day keeps me young 440 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:08,959 keeps me young 441 00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:11,750 keeps me young oh we'll some power the gifty gears to 442 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:11,760 oh we'll some power the gifty gears to 443 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,150 oh we'll some power the gifty gears to see ourselves as other see us you better 444 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:14,160 see ourselves as other see us you better 445 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,269 see ourselves as other see us you better stick to your african proverbs 446 00:09:17,269 --> 00:09:17,279 stick to your african proverbs 447 00:09:17,279 --> 00:09:21,420 stick to your african proverbs i've got work to do 448 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:21,430 449 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:28,790 [Music] 450 00:09:28,790 --> 00:09:28,800 [Music] 451 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:32,949 [Music] [Applause] 452 00:09:32,949 --> 00:09:32,959 453 00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:35,990 all right how about makes friends easy 454 00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:36,000 all right how about makes friends easy 455 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,230 all right how about makes friends easy michael get real when he was a kid he 456 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:38,240 michael get real when he was a kid he 457 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:41,509 michael get real when he was a kid he couldn't even get a pen pal 458 00:09:41,509 --> 00:09:41,519 459 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:44,630 oh hello hey 460 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:44,640 461 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,710 there's money's pork pie all right he's 462 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:46,720 there's money's pork pie all right he's 463 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,470 there's money's pork pie all right he's well enough to tell me how to run my 464 00:09:48,470 --> 00:09:48,480 well enough to tell me how to run my 465 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,350 well enough to tell me how to run my business right well nothing 466 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:51,360 business right well nothing 467 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,110 business right well nothing but look 468 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:53,120 but look 469 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,350 but look i just collected michael's picture from 470 00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:55,360 i just collected michael's picture from 471 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,470 i just collected michael's picture from the framers isn't it wonderful 472 00:09:58,470 --> 00:09:58,480 the framers isn't it wonderful 473 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,630 the framers isn't it wonderful oh it's wonderful 474 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:00,640 oh it's wonderful 475 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,069 oh it's wonderful why do we have to put any picture in 476 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:02,079 why do we have to put any picture in 477 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:05,829 why do we have to put any picture in spoilery frame 478 00:10:05,829 --> 00:10:05,839 479 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,990 i'll have to get several copies done one 480 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:08,000 i'll have to get several copies done one 481 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,430 i'll have to get several copies done one for susu 482 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:09,440 for susu 483 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,670 for susu one for uncle leo and guyana and we 484 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:11,680 one for uncle leo and guyana and we 485 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,910 one for uncle leo and guyana and we mustn't forget beverly his godmother 486 00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:13,920 mustn't forget beverly his godmother 487 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,310 mustn't forget beverly his godmother whoever took that must be a genius you 488 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:16,320 whoever took that must be a genius you 489 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,150 whoever took that must be a genius you mean a magician 490 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:18,160 mean a magician 491 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,150 mean a magician you're only jealous 492 00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:20,160 you're only jealous 493 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,389 you're only jealous i think he looks rather 494 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:22,399 i think he looks rather 495 00:10:22,399 --> 00:10:24,710 i think he looks rather dignified thank you 496 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:24,720 dignified thank you 497 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,110 dignified thank you hmm look at that look at that 498 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:27,120 hmm look at that look at that 499 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,590 hmm look at that look at that strong jawline 500 00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:29,600 strong jawline 501 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,790 strong jawline determined set of the chin 502 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:32,800 determined set of the chin 503 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,190 determined set of the chin clear gentle eyes 504 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:35,200 clear gentle eyes 505 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,230 clear gentle eyes that generous mouth 506 00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:38,240 that generous mouth 507 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:44,900 that generous mouth this is a man of action 508 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:44,910 509 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:55,910 [Music] 510 00:10:55,910 --> 00:10:55,920 [Music] 511 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,910 [Music] oh thanks gloria 512 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:57,920 oh thanks gloria 513 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,069 oh thanks gloria well charlie today's the day i'm gonna 514 00:11:00,069 --> 00:11:00,079 well charlie today's the day i'm gonna 515 00:11:00,079 --> 00:11:02,069 well charlie today's the day i'm gonna get one of my miserable ungrateful 516 00:11:02,069 --> 00:11:02,079 get one of my miserable ungrateful 517 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,829 get one of my miserable ungrateful customers to enter this competition even 518 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:03,839 customers to enter this competition even 519 00:11:03,839 --> 00:11:06,230 customers to enter this competition even if i have to bribe them 520 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:06,240 if i have to bribe them 521 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:16,470 if i have to bribe them good morning sir i'm only test oh boy 522 00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:16,480 523 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,630 oh look at his he's only gone and got 524 00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:18,640 oh look at his he's only gone and got 525 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,350 oh look at his he's only gone and got himself selected hasn't he 526 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:21,360 himself selected hasn't he 527 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,110 himself selected hasn't he what do we do now look we've just been 528 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:23,120 what do we do now look we've just been 529 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,870 what do we do now look we've just been it right michael i never know what if 530 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:24,880 it right michael i never know what if 531 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,430 it right michael i never know what if michael is that a letter for michael 532 00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:27,440 michael is that a letter for michael 533 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,670 michael is that a letter for michael in a way 534 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:29,680 in a way 535 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:30,790 in a way yeah 536 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:30,800 yeah 537 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,110 yeah so what you doing reading michael's mail 538 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:33,120 so what you doing reading michael's mail 539 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,870 so what you doing reading michael's mail i only read the envelope lee read the 540 00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:34,880 i only read the envelope lee read the 541 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,949 i only read the envelope lee read the letter 542 00:11:36,949 --> 00:11:36,959 letter 543 00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:39,269 letter lee 544 00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:39,279 lee 545 00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:42,870 lee well 546 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:42,880 547 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,230 you entered michael's name for the 548 00:11:44,230 --> 00:11:44,240 you entered michael's name for the 549 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,310 you entered michael's name for the competition oh dad mom you already did 550 00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:46,320 competition oh dad mom you already did 551 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,069 competition oh dad mom you already did it for a laugh wouldn't i expect him to 552 00:11:48,069 --> 00:11:48,079 it for a laugh wouldn't i expect him to 553 00:11:48,079 --> 00:11:50,629 it for a laugh wouldn't i expect him to get selected really oh no i'm done let's 554 00:11:50,629 --> 00:11:50,639 get selected really oh no i'm done let's 555 00:11:50,639 --> 00:11:52,389 get selected really oh no i'm done let's just forget about it no you can't do 556 00:11:52,389 --> 00:11:52,399 just forget about it no you can't do 557 00:11:52,399 --> 00:11:55,030 just forget about it no you can't do that no she's not taking any prisoners 558 00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:55,040 that no she's not taking any prisoners 559 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,269 that no she's not taking any prisoners they got michael's name here they know 560 00:11:57,269 --> 00:11:57,279 they got michael's name here they know 561 00:11:57,279 --> 00:11:59,190 they got michael's name here they know who he is they'll just think he just 562 00:11:59,190 --> 00:11:59,200 who he is they'll just think he just 563 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,350 who he is they'll just think he just didn't butter to turn up on the day just 564 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:01,360 didn't butter to turn up on the day just 565 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,670 didn't butter to turn up on the day just another slack unreliable black man hold 566 00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:03,680 another slack unreliable black man hold 567 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:06,389 another slack unreliable black man hold on sure hold on the only thing i'm 568 00:12:06,389 --> 00:12:06,399 on sure hold on the only thing i'm 569 00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,069 on sure hold on the only thing i'm trying to hold on to is my son's good 570 00:12:08,069 --> 00:12:08,079 trying to hold on to is my son's good 571 00:12:08,079 --> 00:12:09,030 trying to hold on to is my son's good name 572 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:09,040 name 573 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,710 name he's a bank manager no yeah it was on 574 00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:10,720 he's a bank manager no yeah it was on 575 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,949 he's a bank manager no yeah it was on noose at 10. 576 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:12,959 noose at 10. 577 00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:15,670 noose at 10. pulling a childish prank like this and 578 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:15,680 pulling a childish prank like this and 579 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,350 pulling a childish prank like this and then thinking you can just pretend it 580 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:17,360 then thinking you can just pretend it 581 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,870 then thinking you can just pretend it didn't happen 582 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:18,880 didn't happen 583 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,710 didn't happen your mother is right you'll have to tell 584 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:20,720 your mother is right you'll have to tell 585 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,269 your mother is right you'll have to tell him oh yeah thank you desmond yes make 586 00:12:23,269 --> 00:12:23,279 him oh yeah thank you desmond yes make 587 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:26,629 him oh yeah thank you desmond yes make sure he shows up make sure he wins what 588 00:12:26,629 --> 00:12:26,639 sure he shows up make sure he wins what 589 00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:29,030 sure he shows up make sure he wins what jasmine i don't think you heard me right 590 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:29,040 jasmine i don't think you heard me right 591 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,509 jasmine i don't think you heard me right he can't enter this competition why not 592 00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:31,519 he can't enter this competition why not 593 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:33,190 he can't enter this competition why not just think of all the free publicity 594 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:33,200 just think of all the free publicity 595 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,350 just think of all the free publicity we'll get if he wins 596 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:35,360 we'll get if he wins 597 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,509 we'll get if he wins you are always knocking michael his head 598 00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:37,519 you are always knocking michael his head 599 00:12:37,519 --> 00:12:40,230 you are always knocking michael his head is too big his feet too big his bottom 600 00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:40,240 is too big his feet too big his bottom 601 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,550 is too big his feet too big his bottom is too big and now just because you want 602 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:42,560 is too big and now just because you want 603 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,230 is too big and now just because you want a little bit of publicity you don't mind 604 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:44,240 a little bit of publicity you don't mind 605 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,829 a little bit of publicity you don't mind if he make a fool of himself i want to 606 00:12:45,829 --> 00:12:45,839 if he make a fool of himself i want to 607 00:12:45,839 --> 00:12:47,590 if he make a fool of himself i want to know he does it all the time 608 00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:47,600 know he does it all the time 609 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,430 know he does it all the time there's one way to settle this you 610 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:49,440 there's one way to settle this you 611 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,829 there's one way to settle this you better go and see him who me he won't 612 00:12:51,829 --> 00:12:51,839 better go and see him who me he won't 613 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,670 better go and see him who me he won't listen to me doesn't even like me look 614 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:53,680 listen to me doesn't even like me look 615 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,350 listen to me doesn't even like me look he's already in love with me either 616 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:55,360 he's already in love with me either 617 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,230 he's already in love with me either tough 618 00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:56,240 tough 619 00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:04,550 tough oh it's your fault 620 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:04,560 621 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,269 well well well if it isn't the golden 622 00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:07,279 well well well if it isn't the golden 623 00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:11,670 well well well if it isn't the golden oldie my boy lollipop 624 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:11,680 625 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,509 what's the matter pogba you look like 626 00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:13,519 what's the matter pogba you look like 627 00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:15,269 what's the matter pogba you look like somebody's knocked the stuffing out of 628 00:13:15,269 --> 00:13:15,279 somebody's knocked the stuffing out of 629 00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:17,990 somebody's knocked the stuffing out of you that's just how i feel shirley 630 00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:18,000 you that's just how i feel shirley 631 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,750 you that's just how i feel shirley the journey from one side of the street 632 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:19,760 the journey from one side of the street 633 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,750 the journey from one side of the street to the other is getting longer and 634 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:21,760 to the other is getting longer and 635 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,790 to the other is getting longer and longer 636 00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:22,800 longer 637 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,470 longer i thought all you had to do was stand up 638 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:24,480 i thought all you had to do was stand up 639 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,910 i thought all you had to do was stand up in the middle of the road and stop the 640 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:25,920 in the middle of the road and stop the 641 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,949 in the middle of the road and stop the traffic 642 00:13:26,949 --> 00:13:26,959 traffic 643 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,949 traffic that's the easy part 644 00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:28,959 that's the easy part 645 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:31,350 that's the easy part there's a woman with five children 646 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:31,360 there's a woman with five children 647 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,030 there's a woman with five children two in the pram and three trailing 648 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:33,040 two in the pram and three trailing 649 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,990 two in the pram and three trailing behind my first day on duty i made the 650 00:13:35,990 --> 00:13:36,000 behind my first day on duty i made the 651 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,670 behind my first day on duty i made the mistake of carrying the littlest one 652 00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:37,680 mistake of carrying the littlest one 653 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,110 mistake of carrying the littlest one across the road 654 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:39,120 across the road 655 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,470 across the road no he won't cross unless i carry him 656 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:42,480 no he won't cross unless i carry him 657 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,110 no he won't cross unless i carry him just stands there screaming 658 00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:45,120 just stands there screaming 659 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,990 just stands there screaming and there's mrs francis on her shopping 660 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:48,000 and there's mrs francis on her shopping 661 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,710 and there's mrs francis on her shopping she can never manage last week i helped 662 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:50,720 she can never manage last week i helped 663 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,790 she can never manage last week i helped her now today she just stood there 664 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:52,800 her now today she just stood there 665 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,269 her now today she just stood there waiting for me to help her again 666 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:55,279 waiting for me to help her again 667 00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,110 waiting for me to help her again mind you she did give me a tip but you 668 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:57,120 mind you she did give me a tip but you 669 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:00,870 mind you she did give me a tip but you didn't hear me say that 670 00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:00,880 671 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,150 he's blind goes to the betting shop five 672 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:04,160 he's blind goes to the betting shop five 673 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,670 he's blind goes to the betting shop five times a day 674 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:05,680 times a day 675 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,750 times a day i don't know who told him my name but he 676 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:07,760 i don't know who told him my name but he 677 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,269 i don't know who told him my name but he just yells poke boy pop boy poke point 678 00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:11,279 just yells poke boy pop boy poke point 679 00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:14,829 just yells poke boy pop boy poke point until i take him across 680 00:14:14,829 --> 00:14:14,839 until i take him across 681 00:14:14,839 --> 00:14:17,189 until i take him across oh so poor why you're doing three jobs 682 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:17,199 oh so poor why you're doing three jobs 683 00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:21,350 oh so poor why you're doing three jobs and one yes nanny porter guy dog 684 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:21,360 and one yes nanny porter guy dog 685 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,509 and one yes nanny porter guy dog under your feet are dropping off so tell 686 00:14:23,509 --> 00:14:23,519 under your feet are dropping off so tell 687 00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:25,110 under your feet are dropping off so tell me what can i do 688 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:25,120 me what can i do 689 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,470 me what can i do well do you remember why you took this 690 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:26,480 well do you remember why you took this 691 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,350 well do you remember why you took this job 692 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:27,360 job 693 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,710 job yes 694 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:28,720 yes 695 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,110 yes saving up to marry susu 696 00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:31,120 saving up to marry susu 697 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,550 saving up to marry susu exactly 698 00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:32,560 exactly 699 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,860 exactly and dead men don't make good husbands 700 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:34,870 and dead men don't make good husbands 701 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:37,430 and dead men don't make good husbands [Laughter] 702 00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:37,440 [Laughter] 703 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,189 [Laughter] oh come on mike i mean what you got to 704 00:14:39,189 --> 00:14:39,199 oh come on mike i mean what you got to 705 00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:41,350 oh come on mike i mean what you got to lose it's only a local competition what 706 00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:41,360 lose it's only a local competition what 707 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,949 lose it's only a local competition what is the point lee what have i got to gain 708 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:42,959 is the point lee what have i got to gain 709 00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:45,430 is the point lee what have i got to gain a lot michael i agree with gloria and 710 00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:45,440 a lot michael i agree with gloria and 711 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,629 a lot michael i agree with gloria and lee you've obviously forgotten about 712 00:14:46,629 --> 00:14:46,639 lee you've obviously forgotten about 713 00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:48,790 lee you've obviously forgotten about this memo from head office they want a 714 00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:48,800 this memo from head office they want a 715 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,110 this memo from head office they want a new type of customer friendly management 716 00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:51,120 new type of customer friendly management 717 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,949 new type of customer friendly management and this is the perfect opportunity to 718 00:14:52,949 --> 00:14:52,959 and this is the perfect opportunity to 719 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,949 and this is the perfect opportunity to show that you're down to earth and 720 00:14:54,949 --> 00:14:54,959 show that you're down to earth and 721 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:57,990 show that you're down to earth and fun-loving yeah a fun-loving bank 722 00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:58,000 fun-loving yeah a fun-loving bank 723 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,470 fun-loving yeah a fun-loving bank manager that's a wicked concept 724 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:00,480 manager that's a wicked concept 725 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,069 manager that's a wicked concept his idea of fun is playing with his 726 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:02,079 his idea of fun is playing with his 727 00:15:02,079 --> 00:15:05,430 his idea of fun is playing with his laptop warrior please 728 00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:05,440 laptop warrior please 729 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,430 laptop warrior please you've got to start somewhere and soon 730 00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:07,440 you've got to start somewhere and soon 731 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,470 you've got to start somewhere and soon you'll be opening fates judging beauty 732 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:10,480 you'll be opening fates judging beauty 733 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,110 you'll be opening fates judging beauty competitions making guest appearances on 734 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:13,120 competitions making guest appearances on 735 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,509 competitions making guest appearances on celebrity squares well it won't be long 736 00:15:15,509 --> 00:15:15,519 celebrity squares well it won't be long 737 00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:17,430 celebrity squares well it won't be long before someone nominates you to stand 738 00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:17,440 before someone nominates you to stand 739 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,829 before someone nominates you to stand for parliament you really think so mandy 740 00:15:19,829 --> 00:15:19,839 for parliament you really think so mandy 741 00:15:19,839 --> 00:15:22,069 for parliament you really think so mandy oh i hope i've immigrated by then sure 742 00:15:22,069 --> 00:15:22,079 oh i hope i've immigrated by then sure 743 00:15:22,079 --> 00:15:23,590 oh i hope i've immigrated by then sure of it i mean everybody wants to be 744 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:23,600 of it i mean everybody wants to be 745 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,949 of it i mean everybody wants to be friends with their bank manager the 746 00:15:24,949 --> 00:15:24,959 friends with their bank manager the 747 00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:26,710 friends with their bank manager the invitations will be rolling in do you 748 00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:26,720 invitations will be rolling in do you 749 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,710 invitations will be rolling in do you want us for our social life uh our 750 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:28,720 want us for our social life uh our 751 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,470 want us for our social life uh our social life mandy of course you need the 752 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:30,480 social life mandy of course you need the 753 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,629 social life mandy of course you need the support of a good woman i'll be your 754 00:15:32,629 --> 00:15:32,639 support of a good woman i'll be your 755 00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:35,430 support of a good woman i'll be your hillary clinton support man it's in your 756 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:35,440 hillary clinton support man it's in your 757 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,269 hillary clinton support man it's in your local hair competition 758 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:37,279 local hair competition 759 00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:38,829 local hair competition so you're gonna do it 760 00:15:38,829 --> 00:15:38,839 so you're gonna do it 761 00:15:38,839 --> 00:15:43,650 so you're gonna do it now uh me will think about it 762 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:43,660 763 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:48,870 [Music] 764 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:48,880 [Music] 765 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,389 [Music] every time he comes in here these days 766 00:15:50,389 --> 00:15:50,399 every time he comes in here these days 767 00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:52,629 every time he comes in here these days he falls asleep that's because he's 768 00:15:52,629 --> 00:15:52,639 he falls asleep that's because he's 769 00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:54,389 he falls asleep that's because he's wearing himself to a frasiler in that 770 00:15:54,389 --> 00:15:54,399 wearing himself to a frasiler in that 771 00:15:54,399 --> 00:15:55,430 wearing himself to a frasiler in that crossing 772 00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:55,440 crossing 773 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,949 crossing father stop coming right here otherwise 774 00:15:56,949 --> 00:15:56,959 father stop coming right here otherwise 775 00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:57,990 father stop coming right here otherwise i want to have anybody left for the 776 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:58,000 i want to have anybody left for the 777 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,990 i want to have anybody left for the competition michael can you stop talking 778 00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:00,000 competition michael can you stop talking 779 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,710 competition michael can you stop talking you're cracking the mars girl 780 00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:02,720 you're cracking the mars girl 781 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,870 you're cracking the mars girl just keep your foot still huh 782 00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:04,880 just keep your foot still huh 783 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,629 just keep your foot still huh and your fingers 784 00:16:06,629 --> 00:16:06,639 and your fingers 785 00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:09,030 and your fingers mom got any cotton buds left because 786 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:09,040 mom got any cotton buds left because 787 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:14,150 mom got any cotton buds left because there's something strange down there 788 00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:14,160 789 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,670 you remember to brush your teeth a 790 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:15,680 you remember to brush your teeth a 791 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,430 you remember to brush your teeth a mother please 792 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:17,440 mother please 793 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,870 mother please you know when you were little you didn't 794 00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:18,880 you know when you were little you didn't 795 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,550 you know when you were little you didn't have a side parting 796 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:20,560 have a side parting 797 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,310 have a side parting if you out props it'll help you to look 798 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:22,320 if you out props it'll help you to look 799 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,310 if you out props it'll help you to look a little younger 800 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:24,320 a little younger 801 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,749 a little younger oh no this is ridiculous if i'd not 802 00:16:25,749 --> 00:16:25,759 oh no this is ridiculous if i'd not 803 00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:26,870 oh no this is ridiculous if i'd not about to put up with this torch i've 804 00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:26,880 about to put up with this torch i've 805 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,470 about to put up with this torch i've never agreed to go through with it 806 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:28,480 never agreed to go through with it 807 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,870 never agreed to go through with it you're one ungrateful boy here we are 808 00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:30,880 you're one ungrateful boy here we are 809 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,470 you're one ungrateful boy here we are trying to make a pork chop out of a 810 00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:32,480 trying to make a pork chop out of a 811 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,110 trying to make a pork chop out of a pig's bottom 812 00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:35,120 pig's bottom 813 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,509 pig's bottom desmond please 814 00:16:37,509 --> 00:16:37,519 desmond please 815 00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:39,910 desmond please how's it going then mm-hmm 816 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:39,920 how's it going then mm-hmm 817 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,550 how's it going then mm-hmm oh yes i can see it already a whole new 818 00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:42,560 oh yes i can see it already a whole new 819 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,829 oh yes i can see it already a whole new campaign the glistening bank 820 00:16:45,829 --> 00:16:45,839 campaign the glistening bank 821 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,910 campaign the glistening bank that likes to say yo 822 00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:47,920 that likes to say yo 823 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,069 that likes to say yo michael i brought you a buttonhole 824 00:16:50,069 --> 00:16:50,079 michael i brought you a buttonhole 825 00:16:50,079 --> 00:16:52,790 michael i brought you a buttonhole matthew i'm not getting married no but 826 00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:52,800 matthew i'm not getting married no but 827 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,670 matthew i'm not getting married no but there's an old african saying oh 828 00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:55,680 there's an old african saying oh 829 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,910 there's an old african saying oh when the white house goes to town he 830 00:16:57,910 --> 00:16:57,920 when the white house goes to town he 831 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,910 when the white house goes to town he wears his best hat 832 00:16:59,910 --> 00:16:59,920 wears his best hat 833 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:09,110 wears his best hat think about it 834 00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:09,120 835 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,669 but his feet were on my seat if that's 836 00:17:11,669 --> 00:17:11,679 but his feet were on my seat if that's 837 00:17:11,679 --> 00:17:13,510 but his feet were on my seat if that's how you feel i'll go i was only here to 838 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:13,520 how you feel i'll go i was only here to 839 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,909 how you feel i'll go i was only here to land my support anyway some of us have 840 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:15,919 land my support anyway some of us have 841 00:17:15,919 --> 00:17:19,510 land my support anyway some of us have to work in the mornings 842 00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:19,520 to work in the mornings 843 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,909 to work in the mornings remember muscle and what i said mike use 844 00:17:21,909 --> 00:17:21,919 remember muscle and what i said mike use 845 00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:24,549 remember muscle and what i said mike use your charm charisma 846 00:17:24,549 --> 00:17:24,559 your charm charisma 847 00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:26,150 your charm charisma look anything right just make sure you 848 00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:26,160 look anything right just make sure you 849 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,829 look anything right just make sure you win why because am i being a bank 850 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:27,839 win why because am i being a bank 851 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,150 win why because am i being a bank manager reputation on all that no no 852 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:30,160 manager reputation on all that no no 853 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,070 manager reputation on all that no no i've started a book bookmate look 854 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:32,080 i've started a book bookmate look 855 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,510 i've started a book bookmate look there's a whole lot of money riding on 856 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:33,520 there's a whole lot of money riding on 857 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,350 there's a whole lot of money riding on you see i've told everyone you don't 858 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:35,360 you see i've told everyone you don't 859 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,950 you see i've told everyone you don't stand a chance in hell so they've backed 860 00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:36,960 stand a chance in hell so they've backed 861 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,150 stand a chance in hell so they've backed all the others 862 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:38,160 all the others 863 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,990 all the others is there ever going to be a day when we 864 00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:40,000 is there ever going to be a day when we 865 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,870 is there ever going to be a day when we do something that you can make money on 866 00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:42,880 do something that you can make money on 867 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,630 do something that you can make money on no um 868 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:46,640 869 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,070 can i take this thing off now cause it's 870 00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:48,080 can i take this thing off now cause it's 871 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,350 can i take this thing off now cause it's getting hot 872 00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:49,360 getting hot 873 00:17:49,360 --> 00:18:07,669 getting hot oh it's just about ready to come off 874 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:07,679 875 00:18:07,679 --> 00:18:10,789 it looks painful now if i were at home i 876 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:10,799 it looks painful now if i were at home i 877 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,870 it looks painful now if i were at home i could cure that in five minutes we'll go 878 00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:12,880 could cure that in five minutes we'll go 879 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,549 could cure that in five minutes we'll go home and get the cure then i meant 880 00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:14,559 home and get the cure then i meant 881 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:17,590 home and get the cure then i meant africa not to come up do something i'll 882 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:17,600 africa not to come up do something i'll 883 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,510 africa not to come up do something i'll show anything quick i don't think 884 00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:19,520 show anything quick i don't think 885 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,029 show anything quick i don't think there's anything i can do it looks like 886 00:18:21,029 --> 00:18:21,039 there's anything i can do it looks like 887 00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:23,909 there's anything i can do it looks like an allergy to me my energy 888 00:18:23,909 --> 00:18:23,919 an allergy to me my energy 889 00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:28,070 an allergy to me my energy call the ambulance 890 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:28,080 891 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,430 put it in loads of cold water it'd be as 892 00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:29,440 put it in loads of cold water it'd be as 893 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,950 put it in loads of cold water it'd be as bright as rain in the morning what do 894 00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:30,960 bright as rain in the morning what do 895 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,230 bright as rain in the morning what do you mean in the morning yeah we work 896 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:32,240 you mean in the morning yeah we work 897 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,430 you mean in the morning yeah we work back tonight because there's always 898 00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:33,440 back tonight because there's always 899 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,190 back tonight because there's always something about at a time like this what 900 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:35,200 something about at a time like this what 901 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,390 something about at a time like this what else you wanted to think about these 902 00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:36,400 else you wanted to think about these 903 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,150 else you wanted to think about these jody frog and bring it into our shoes 904 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:38,160 jody frog and bring it into our shoes 905 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,430 jody frog and bring it into our shoes listen i've got some really good 906 00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:39,440 listen i've got some really good 907 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,789 listen i've got some really good foundation upstairs shall guys i don't 908 00:18:40,789 --> 00:18:40,799 foundation upstairs shall guys i don't 909 00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:43,070 foundation upstairs shall guys i don't want 910 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:43,080 911 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,390 [Laughter] 912 00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:46,400 [Laughter] 913 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:57,210 [Laughter] i've got a board meeting in the morning 914 00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:57,220 915 00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:05,770 [Music] 916 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:05,780 917 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:10,549 [Applause] 918 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:10,559 919 00:19:10,559 --> 00:19:13,350 and so we come to our last contestant 920 00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:13,360 and so we come to our last contestant 921 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,510 and so we come to our last contestant who goes by a name that's famous in 922 00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:15,520 who goes by a name that's famous in 923 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,990 who goes by a name that's famous in local hairdressing ambrose 924 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,000 local hairdressing ambrose 925 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,310 local hairdressing ambrose so let's see reform mr 926 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:20,320 so let's see reform mr 927 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:26,230 so let's see reform mr desmond ambrose 928 00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:26,240 929 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,990 you all know desmond who's lived in 930 00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:28,000 you all know desmond who's lived in 931 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,710 you all know desmond who's lived in peckham for a very long time but not 932 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:30,720 peckham for a very long time but not 933 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:34,789 peckham for a very long time but not only is he an expert barber it says here 934 00:19:34,789 --> 00:19:34,799 only is he an expert barber it says here 935 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:38,070 only is he an expert barber it says here enjoys many outdoor pursuits 936 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:38,080 enjoys many outdoor pursuits 937 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,549 enjoys many outdoor pursuits tennis 938 00:19:40,549 --> 00:19:40,559 tennis 939 00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:43,270 tennis skiing 940 00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:43,280 941 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,470 hang gliding 942 00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:46,480 943 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,710 so desmond how long have you been using 944 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:48,720 so desmond how long have you been using 945 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,470 so desmond how long have you been using shimmer and shine oh so long i can 946 00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:50,480 shimmer and shine oh so long i can 947 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,390 shimmer and shine oh so long i can hardly remember but this is their very 948 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:52,400 hardly remember but this is their very 949 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,310 hardly remember but this is their very first promotion in england ah yes well 950 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:54,320 first promotion in england ah yes well 951 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,470 first promotion in england ah yes well sir i ran into shimmer and shine years 952 00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:56,480 sir i ran into shimmer and shine years 953 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,870 sir i ran into shimmer and shine years ago when i visited relatives in new york 954 00:19:58,870 --> 00:19:58,880 ago when i visited relatives in new york 955 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:04,310 ago when i visited relatives in new york since then they send it to me regularly 956 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:04,320 957 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,909 so now that shimmer and shine is 958 00:20:05,909 --> 00:20:05,919 so now that shimmer and shine is 959 00:20:05,919 --> 00:20:07,270 so now that shimmer and shine is available in this country will you be 960 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:07,280 available in this country will you be 961 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,110 available in this country will you be recommending it to your customers oh yes 962 00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:09,120 recommending it to your customers oh yes 963 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,789 recommending it to your customers oh yes certainly i always give them what they 964 00:20:10,789 --> 00:20:10,799 certainly i always give them what they 965 00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:12,870 certainly i always give them what they ask for 966 00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:12,880 ask for 967 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,990 ask for in my barbershop the customer is always 968 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:16,000 in my barbershop the customer is always 969 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,190 in my barbershop the customer is always right 970 00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:17,200 right 971 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:21,960 right [Applause] 972 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:21,970 [Applause] 973 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:26,710 [Applause] [Music] 974 00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:26,720 975 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,870 and so ladies and gentlemen it gives me 976 00:20:28,870 --> 00:20:28,880 and so ladies and gentlemen it gives me 977 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:32,390 and so ladies and gentlemen it gives me great pleasure to give you our winner 978 00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:32,400 great pleasure to give you our winner 979 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:43,430 great pleasure to give you our winner mr 980 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:43,440 981 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:49,460 for the man that's always in control 982 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:49,470 983 00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:53,750 [Music] 984 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:53,760 [Music] 985 00:20:53,760 --> 00:21:00,710 [Music] thank you sir do come again 986 00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:00,720 987 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,549 thanks what's with the whistling flute 988 00:21:02,549 --> 00:21:02,559 thanks what's with the whistling flute 989 00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:04,710 thanks what's with the whistling flute eh and why are you all dolled up cheryl 990 00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:04,720 eh and why are you all dolled up cheryl 991 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,710 eh and why are you all dolled up cheryl well buy some fluke he won the 992 00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:06,720 well buy some fluke he won the 993 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,230 well buy some fluke he won the competition no he thinks we're all going 994 00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:08,240 competition no he thinks we're all going 995 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,950 competition no he thinks we're all going to be famous fluke that was no fluke 996 00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:10,960 to be famous fluke that was no fluke 997 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,950 to be famous fluke that was no fluke woman that was a well planned strategy 998 00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:12,960 woman that was a well planned strategy 999 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,950 woman that was a well planned strategy and it paid off i use a whole thing of 1000 00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:14,960 and it paid off i use a whole thing of 1001 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,190 and it paid off i use a whole thing of slick black yeah now it's all over the 1002 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:17,200 slick black yeah now it's all over the 1003 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,549 slick black yeah now it's all over the pillowcases 1004 00:21:18,549 --> 00:21:18,559 pillowcases 1005 00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:20,870 pillowcases right we're on the map now any moment 1006 00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:20,880 right we're on the map now any moment 1007 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,470 right we're on the map now any moment there can be photographers here so want 1008 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:22,480 there can be photographers here so want 1009 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,909 there can be photographers here so want this place look as if it run like a 1010 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:23,919 this place look as if it run like a 1011 00:21:23,919 --> 00:21:26,230 this place look as if it run like a business gloria go and stand by the tail 1012 00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:26,240 business gloria go and stand by the tail 1013 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,870 business gloria go and stand by the tail and look busy machu clear up them books 1014 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:28,880 and look busy machu clear up them books 1015 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,710 and look busy machu clear up them books lee either look busy or come out in the 1016 00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:30,720 lee either look busy or come out in the 1017 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,070 lee either look busy or come out in the shop 1018 00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:32,080 shop 1019 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,390 shop gloria stop swell up your mouth 1020 00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:34,400 gloria stop swell up your mouth 1021 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,630 gloria stop swell up your mouth yes man i know you're gonna be a big 1022 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:36,640 yes man i know you're gonna be a big 1023 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,549 yes man i know you're gonna be a big night soon you know but come over here 1024 00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:38,559 night soon you know but come over here 1025 00:21:38,559 --> 00:21:40,070 night soon you know but come over here no one caught me you're in a man i'm 1026 00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:40,080 no one caught me you're in a man i'm 1027 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,350 no one caught me you're in a man i'm telling you right away who are you 1028 00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:41,360 telling you right away who are you 1029 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,870 telling you right away who are you calling saul are you trying to be funny 1030 00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:42,880 calling saul are you trying to be funny 1031 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,710 calling saul are you trying to be funny with me 1032 00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:44,720 with me 1033 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,630 with me what i can't understand is how come one 1034 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:46,640 what i can't understand is how come one 1035 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,549 what i can't understand is how come one of those young men didn't win didn't you 1036 00:21:48,549 --> 00:21:48,559 of those young men didn't win didn't you 1037 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,630 of those young men didn't win didn't you see the article shell no 1038 00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:50,640 see the article shell no 1039 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,950 see the article shell no been too busy the boss man has been 1040 00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:52,960 been too busy the boss man has been 1041 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,870 been too busy the boss man has been busting me around all morning the 1042 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:54,880 busting me around all morning the 1043 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,190 busting me around all morning the promoters of shimmer and shine chose 1044 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:57,200 promoters of shimmer and shine chose 1045 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,830 promoters of shimmer and shine chose desmond ambrose as a surprise winner 1046 00:21:59,830 --> 00:21:59,840 desmond ambrose as a surprise winner 1047 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,549 desmond ambrose as a surprise winner because he opened their eyes to a whole 1048 00:22:02,549 --> 00:22:02,559 because he opened their eyes to a whole 1049 00:22:02,559 --> 00:22:05,350 because he opened their eyes to a whole new marketing area 1050 00:22:05,350 --> 00:22:05,360 new marketing area 1051 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:09,669 new marketing area hair products for the elderly 1052 00:22:09,669 --> 00:22:09,679 1053 00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:11,990 yes that's because young men don't have 1054 00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:12,000 yes that's because young men don't have 1055 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,230 yes that's because young men don't have this style they don't know how to uh put 1056 00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:14,240 this style they don't know how to uh put 1057 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:18,870 this style they don't know how to uh put it across 1058 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:18,880 1059 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,390 hey poor quiet 1060 00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:20,400 hey poor quiet 1061 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,070 hey poor quiet where are your uniform 1062 00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:22,080 where are your uniform 1063 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,110 where are your uniform in here oh why'd you work because i'm 1064 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:25,120 in here oh why'd you work because i'm 1065 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,270 in here oh why'd you work because i'm here i'm not going to work i'm taking my 1066 00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:27,280 here i'm not going to work i'm taking my 1067 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,510 here i'm not going to work i'm taking my uniform back and i'm calling it a day 1068 00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:29,520 uniform back and i'm calling it a day 1069 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,430 uniform back and i'm calling it a day i'm just too old for this job shirley 1070 00:22:31,430 --> 00:22:31,440 i'm just too old for this job shirley 1071 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:35,669 i'm just too old for this job shirley too oh word have you seen this 1072 00:22:35,669 --> 00:22:35,679 too oh word have you seen this 1073 00:22:35,679 --> 00:22:36,549 too oh word have you seen this what 1074 00:22:36,549 --> 00:22:36,559 what 1075 00:22:36,559 --> 00:22:38,310 what you entered and you win 1076 00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:38,320 you entered and you win 1077 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,549 you entered and you win but man you look great 1078 00:22:40,549 --> 00:22:40,559 but man you look great 1079 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:41,909 but man you look great slick black 1080 00:22:41,909 --> 00:22:41,919 slick black 1081 00:22:41,919 --> 00:22:44,549 slick black you should use it all the time ah all 1082 00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:44,559 you should use it all the time ah all 1083 00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:47,430 you should use it all the time ah all soldiers never die they simply 1084 00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:47,440 soldiers never die they simply 1085 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,430 soldiers never die they simply fade to grave 1086 00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:49,440 fade to grave 1087 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,430 fade to grave still admiring that picture well you 1088 00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:51,440 still admiring that picture well you 1089 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,789 still admiring that picture well you just remember whose face it would have 1090 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:52,799 just remember whose face it would have 1091 00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:54,230 just remember whose face it would have been if it hadn't fallen victim to one 1092 00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:54,240 been if it hadn't fallen victim to one 1093 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,230 been if it hadn't fallen victim to one of glorious potions and don't forget who 1094 00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:56,240 of glorious potions and don't forget who 1095 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,390 of glorious potions and don't forget who gave you that face in the first place i 1096 00:22:58,390 --> 00:22:58,400 gave you that face in the first place i 1097 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,710 gave you that face in the first place i thought you did it all by yourself right 1098 00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:00,720 thought you did it all by yourself right 1099 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:06,310 thought you did it all by yourself right i'm off to work 1100 00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:06,320 1101 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,630 mr lolly mr lully what are you doing all 1102 00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:08,640 mr lolly mr lully what are you doing all 1103 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,789 mr lolly mr lully what are you doing all waiting to cross the road you're waiting 1104 00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:10,799 waiting to cross the road you're waiting 1105 00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:12,630 waiting to cross the road you're waiting for me yeah i want to see how long it'd 1106 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:12,640 for me yeah i want to see how long it'd 1107 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,830 for me yeah i want to see how long it'd be before a bus hits you come on 2 36 is 1108 00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:15,840 be before a bus hits you come on 2 36 is 1109 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,630 be before a bus hits you come on 2 36 is coming 1110 00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:18,640 1111 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,830 well 1112 00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:19,840 well 1113 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,510 well duty calls 1114 00:23:21,510 --> 00:23:21,520 duty calls 1115 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,110 duty calls that's my spar 1116 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:23,120 that's my spar 1117 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:26,549 that's my spar there's life in the old dogs yet epoch 1118 00:23:26,549 --> 00:23:26,559 there's life in the old dogs yet epoch 1119 00:23:26,559 --> 00:23:30,030 there's life in the old dogs yet epoch come on 1120 00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:30,040 1121 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:40,600 [Applause] 1122 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:40,610 [Applause] 1123 00:23:40,610 --> 00:23:47,990 [Applause] [Music] 1124 00:23:47,990 --> 00:23:48,000 1125 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000 ah