are you going to bug me i might get a
mug you it's that gorgeous one
and i believe i can run for decent
marathon
downloading now
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let's keep the music sweet wind up your
waist
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jesus lee you're planning to drink that
or i'll sell it as emulsion
keeps a sparkly in my eyes dez look
one part black currant one part orange
and two parts lemonade you should try
this no i stick to this thank you very
much one part lager one park log on one
part logo
you wasn't doing well this was supposed
to be my round well i told you about my
contact up north didn't i you know that
take your pick shipment take your ship
man yeah you don't know what you're
going to get until you open the box what
did you come up trumps again for me last
week look
all of this spawns is pure profits mate
uh
uh well that's why i kind of listen it
in oh nice office this well you know
charlie she doesn't appreciate um
entrepreneurs like you and me yeah it's
all right she don't eh
yeah look at this right
this is a japanese computerized book i
shifted the old lot in one go there's a
book yeah believe me this one of these
days right everything they've ever had
on star trek will have star trek you
won't catch me wearing them crimpling
trousers and plastic
this this is the future mate it's a cd
of the 90s i haven't even exchanged my
70s of the 60s yeah
50 pine ponders cannot be wrong
listen
about this next shipment you remember
you said you'd give me a part of the
action yeah i thought you said you were
skittler well lamar
i'm coming into a little bit of money
oh yeah are you planning a rummage under
pogba's mattress no no you see um
eight weeks ago
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and not even through the door yet in
eastern
oh thank you surely
it's my daughter marlene oh my god my
daughter
for a whole year and today she turn up
on my doorstep and tell me she getting
married in two months time she's not um
only thing merlin expecting is for cut
button me to pay for the wedding of the
century well you never know beverly you
might just find your picture in the
society bible hello or the west indian
equivalent
how am i going to find the money to pay
for everything the wedding dress she
have our eye on have a train longer than
the orient express yeah well don't look
at me before i don't have two pennies to
rub together i don't even have a rub to
rub together
you think michael will know me alone
nope beverly these days one has to have
collateral well i've got that and the
doctor says it's not good for the heart
that is cholesterol-structured
maybe i can ask marlene to ask michael i
always thought he had a soft spot for
her yes probably the swamp in his
backyard
are you saying my marlene isn't good
enough for your michael she's a good cat
you know yes so he's a red mullet but i
don't want
myself one of them
my only daughter getting married and i
don't have any money to send her off
surely you know anybody running apart no
sorry beverly i don't there's a long
time since i've been in the park no
excuse me what does it mean you mean you
don't know what a partner is
a cowboy's friend
popeye what's the best way to explain
our part not to matthew yeah well it's a
west indian savings and loan system mat
it's otherwise known as a box sand got
started in the 50s when west indians
first came over here and the banks were
a bit reluctant to organise loans for us
he's been cutting black people's hair
too long
i see it's like a christmas club
yes matthew only this can take place at
any time of the year yeah beth why don't
you start a partner yeah babe then you
can get the first drop of money and be
able to pay for merlin's dress straight
away definitely run a partner she didn't
run a bus
you know i've run a partner before
desmond and it was a success but you
only have five people in that one you
can't go wrong with five people so what
i still made a success of it vince you
were in my partner yes and she did a
damn good job
don't cut his hair too close just
snipping away at his brains
so
if i start a new one you'll all join
well i still don't know how it works
look
every friday you have to give beverly
your money say 20 pounds say you must be
mad now we want something to represent
20 pounds what about my red mullet
fine yes each of your tech one
that's your 20 poles i can't see the
queen putting her head on this
it sounds rather fishy to me
now come friday you each have to give
beverly your 20 pounds without fail
there you go catch oh desmond
poor fine ha no money can i give you a
run a run a later run
lee taught it to me just give me the
money
she's good yeah beth paid on time
now
come saturday whoever's turn it is gets
the payout
desmond here's your drop
there's loads of mullet
now we repeat the same thing every week
until everybody's had a drop what could
be simpler
your drop
your drop so
who is going to be in my path partner
basically it's like one gigantic piggy
bank with beverly as a pig
i'll join if desmond joins so will i
can't mean i will
sir desmond
what about it
well i'll have to mull it over
so my drops tomorrow 400 pounds so
when's our next shipment no my next
shipment is tonight this but you'll miss
a boat on that one right we'll put in
for men of mine and i'll pay you back
tomorrow when i get my partner
but not a word to show you about this
i know i'm gonna kick myself for this
oh i didn't go on lee you're a gentleman
and a lady
i'm in the money and i don't know all
the words
desmond this wouldn't have anything to
do with today being saturday would it
and saturday being pardon a money day of
course not
ah beverly how nice to see you
let me help you
surely your husband gone mad what do you
mean gone come and sit down my dear
don't sit down
and um how are the arrangements for
marlene's wedding coming along
well i know he's not asking your ass
good but i'll tell you all the same
since the girl mentioned she getting
married my head hasn't stopped buzzing
yours is not the only one she's doubled
the guest list to get twice as many
presents and her latest brainwave is to
have prawns for starters and salmon as
the main course but what has cut what
got to say about it he can't understand
why we don't have red mullet for
starters and red mullet for the main
dish
and always
our costs but i told you were being nice
to me oh well you can't take this uh let
me put your legs up right there
can do anything else for madam can you
roll over and play dead
i am getting the respect i've been to
all these years and i'm talking about
partner who's talking about partner
i knew there was something about this oh
don't be silly i am always cordial to
you hey partner
so that's where you get him from i can't
flex package
why is it people only want to know me
when i'm paying out money
merlina and her wedding
you and your pardner
what is the matter
i'm sure i put it in the side of my bag
no that's right i put it in my purse
look
i took it out my purse and i put it
at the bottom of the bag
uh but wait i didn't put it there what's
this you planning to feed the five
thousand
cooking a little soup for cut butt it's
good for his chest doubly look for the
money
i was wondering how long it'll take you
to turn back into dr jekyll
i don't believe it
what with merlin's wedding and
everything a lost hit
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it's on the tip of my tongue this stupid
woman eat my money
great
i can just about see it
in my mind's eye
looks like your mind's eye needs glasses
i see
snow it's the middle of summer then
again i can also see the sun you surely
don't see a hurricane
brewing you want me to find your money
or not
i could see it
i could taste it
i could smell it
what can i spend it
it's no good it's gone
no
get it back oh look at her dad she can't
go through that again oh yes watch me
you breathe
now beverly
what you want to do is you want to
retrace your steps
that's a good idea beverly gloria
go back into every shop you went into on
the way here
tony check if it's been handed in at the
police station yeah okay t.c
hey
what are you doing i'm retracing the
steps oh yeah and there's me thinking
you were moonwalking
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i'll move the lamppost that way
charlie i tell you what desmond and i
will check all the pubs right there as
much yes
well maybe later poop hurry up man i'm
thirsty
guys have you got a minute
oh lily it's all right go on um desmond
and i don't have any secrets between us
do we desmond
uh well des it's about ron wrong
yeah
big bloke weighs about 400 fans
that's one big run
well i'm sure running in no hurry for um
in a hurry for what
he's urgently waiting for his mate
spawns
to pay him a visit show uh well he'll
have to wait a little longer for sponge
because spawn is not coming at some here
what kind of name is spuns
it's a nickname show i mean you've heard
of the fonz from happy days what is the
spawns from nowadays
welcome well that's what have you got
the money i'll put into you for a little
bit
you put money into one of these ventures
well shirley i know what you're thinking
good then you must think you're a damn
fool as well
darling this is a short thing
there's more the last short thing you
put your money on hasn't even come out
of his kennel yet
trust me you'll get the money today but
at the end of the day now liar no
problem oh by the way what did we get
for that um shipment
yes lee go on tell us we dying to hear
what it is gonna make you and desmond
peckham's latest millionaires
i i've got any on me yes but what is it
uh
it's not those japanese computerized
books but what is it
how can i
vases
you mean like in
vases
excuse me
you sure you could sell them dead shell
there'd be all the rage
me
i want a word with you it wouldn't
happen to be about vases would he
just come from your store come and show
me one of your many andy and
fairgiverses
i thought this would be a perfect
present for my auntie salome back home
she is something of a collection of
royal souvenirs
anyway on my way here i had a proper
look i noticed that instead of reading
the duke and duchess of york it reads
that duke and duchess of port
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you put my phone don't burn the money
into this you put
400 pounds into andy and forgive us
you'll need your royal head examiner yes
johnny but i didn't use your brain i
know
er i ain't putting my money into this i
got a sec does you can't back out now
i've already put in the money for you
what will you led me to believe please
trust me they're gonna go by the
truckload whatever 100 years ago antique
memorabilia it says walk not young
you really think you could sell them
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matthew bought one
how many have you sold well including
matthews yes
one
oh look dez these sort of things they
don't go well in the morning these are
afternoon sellers lee i'm still waiting
for my refund rescue i've got a big sign
saying no refundable goods where
in my van
look
just for you right when you send it to
your hunter gambia if she's not happy
with it and she returns it within 14
days of purchase i'll give you a full
refund less post less package less money
you paid for it good done sold result
it's all a matter of salesmanship
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have a present
it's an antique
oh lord
you're sure you look everywhere yes i
even went back home and reconstructed
getting out of bed you mean to say you
lose my money and still find time for a
nap
how do you expect me to remember where i
left the money when you keep on raising
your vice all right i'll try to jog your
memory
you're not doing it right you got to
share this way
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yeah but i was due next week's drop so
bethany will collect money from everyone
next week and you'll get your 400 pounds
then it's desmond who's lost his money
bad brain no matter the point is if the
partners lose their confidence in
beverly then they won't go on putting
their 20 pounds in everything could fall
apart and nobody gets their money i see
personally i think you're in trouble
anybody else is concerned this has not
happened all right yes
well yes
you mean i can't cut out her gizzard and
hang her head in a pole outside
i think she may have remembered where
she put the money
i was trying to find the door why you
lost that as well
you and your friend don't want to here
come on it's a scalp we'll look for this
man
go to the back of the queue
are you ever the last part in the
morning
where you hear that so quickly i hear a
true degree of vine marvin games
no just about every shopping peckham
that beverly go hunting in we won't
prepare the money reporting
i don't know what you're talking about
vince but i get my partner money this
morning yes son he's already put it into
our venture with lee having your desmos
i'd be careful of putting him to lee
he's selling a holy past stupidness on
his style
right if this is all sorted we can clear
the air
you're lying
look i am sick and tired of people
coming into my shop making silly
accusations if i was lying you think i'd
let beverly hide behind me no i would
grab her by the shoulder and shake her
until she remembered
me i would be screaming at her what have
you done with my money
but i am not
any complaints
you
you vince
no beverly is an example to us all of
times gone by as a matter of fact in the
old days if you run a partner the person
getting the drop would hand the banker
some drinks money for a tankless task
and to show you how please desmond is
with beverly
he's promised her some drinks money
i have
you have this i gotta say well how much
have i promised you beverly for a job
well done five phones no 25 pounds
why be generous
and you said you weren't taking it from
the tail and i'm certainly not taking it
from the tail
and i hope the rest of you is as
generous as me when you get your partner
dropped
no
does anybody want a haircut so i can
make some
money guys this is the time
got to go oh
hi this is busy and hey
mind you i'm glad someone is
lee
just this minute carl your name
yes ayan desmond turned big time
businessman
you interested in buying advancements i
can do you a great deal mate desmond
said give you the 400 pounds partner
money
no i'll just come and collect it now
my partner money my partner money my
partner money
you see um
beverly collect the money from olya and
she gave it to me i give it to lee and
he invested in devizes
so the money we make less the money you
put in less leaves half of the profits
is what you give to me my heart for the
profits any questions no
good
you mean to say that
beverly never
lost a partner money
being a detective vince i've got a
question why don't y'all ask vince white
drag y'all out here on this wild goose
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you want to be more careful when you're
shopping you left your purse at the
fishmongers at tumor rooms oh it would
be the only fish monkeys in london we
didn't go to wouldn't it the snow i saw
must have been the ice i left it on and
it shut i thought you also saw the sun
that was the newspaper i wrapped my red
moloty
ah this
the 400 pounds you owe me mate
and the bad news is the bottom has
fallen out of the afternoon
commemorative vars market mate
some lifestyle me money not again that's
the thing remember this the value of
your investment can go down as well as
up
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beverly have i got a bargain for you
i would like to hire some of these royal
commemorative vases for marlene's
wedding
uh 100 verses five a table let's say
five pound of vars and we'll chuck in
some geraniums are we cutting our fronts
there man
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ah