1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:13,190 [Music] 2 00:00:13,190 --> 00:00:13,200 [Music] 3 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:19,090 [Music] my 4 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:19,100 5 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:26,070 [Music] 6 00:00:26,070 --> 00:00:26,080 7 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,310 let's keep the music sweet wind up your 8 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:28,320 let's keep the music sweet wind up your 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:34,470 let's keep the music sweet wind up your wears 10 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:34,480 11 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,709 yeah this is the first thing i ever did 12 00:00:36,709 --> 00:00:36,719 yeah this is the first thing i ever did 13 00:00:36,719 --> 00:00:38,470 yeah this is the first thing i ever did still untitled 14 00:00:38,470 --> 00:00:38,480 still untitled 15 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:39,990 still untitled although when i was putting together on 16 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:40,000 although when i was putting together on 17 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,389 although when i was putting together on my mum's kitchen table several names 18 00:00:42,389 --> 00:00:42,399 my mum's kitchen table several names 19 00:00:42,399 --> 00:00:44,389 my mum's kitchen table several names were suggested for it 20 00:00:44,389 --> 00:00:44,399 were suggested for it 21 00:00:44,399 --> 00:00:49,270 were suggested for it i think at one point it was good 22 00:00:49,270 --> 00:00:49,280 23 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,189 disgusting 24 00:00:51,189 --> 00:00:51,199 disgusting 25 00:00:51,199 --> 00:00:53,670 disgusting but it's free 26 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:53,680 but it's free 27 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,750 but it's free honey claw have you seen how much you're 28 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:55,760 honey claw have you seen how much you're 29 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,350 honey claw have you seen how much you're charging for that lump of scrap metal 30 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:57,360 charging for that lump of scrap metal 31 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,990 charging for that lump of scrap metal that one of alex is he mean lee oh 32 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:00,000 that one of alex is he mean lee oh 33 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,990 that one of alex is he mean lee oh is that one of his as well 34 00:01:01,990 --> 00:01:02,000 is that one of his as well 35 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,429 is that one of his as well it's nice 36 00:01:05,429 --> 00:01:05,439 37 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:06,789 you think alex has sold anything yet 38 00:01:06,789 --> 00:01:06,799 you think alex has sold anything yet 39 00:01:06,799 --> 00:01:08,710 you think alex has sold anything yet gloria why don't you ask him yourself 40 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:08,720 gloria why don't you ask him yourself 41 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,390 gloria why don't you ask him yourself he's not a star yet you know come with 42 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:10,400 he's not a star yet you know come with 43 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,390 he's not a star yet you know come with me no i'm okay here standing on my own i 44 00:01:12,390 --> 00:01:12,400 me no i'm okay here standing on my own i 45 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,910 me no i'm okay here standing on my own i get enough practice things oh will you 46 00:01:13,910 --> 00:01:13,920 get enough practice things oh will you 47 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,590 get enough practice things oh will you stop it i don't know what's up with you 48 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:15,600 stop it i don't know what's up with you 49 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,270 stop it i don't know what's up with you at the moment you're turning into a real 50 00:01:17,270 --> 00:01:17,280 at the moment you're turning into a real 51 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:27,030 at the moment you're turning into a real whinge bag pardon me you heard 52 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:27,040 53 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,190 watch where you're going michael oh 54 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:29,200 watch where you're going michael oh 55 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,390 watch where you're going michael oh gloria i'm glad to see you in a better 56 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:30,400 gloria i'm glad to see you in a better 57 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,550 gloria i'm glad to see you in a better mood than you were the last time 58 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:32,560 mood than you were the last time 59 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,710 mood than you were the last time hello ronnie hi michael heard about your 60 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:34,720 hello ronnie hi michael heard about your 61 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,950 hello ronnie hi michael heard about your promotion congratulations yes well you 62 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:36,960 promotion congratulations yes well you 63 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,109 promotion congratulations yes well you know bank manager today fraud squad a 64 00:01:39,109 --> 00:01:39,119 know bank manager today fraud squad a 65 00:01:39,119 --> 00:01:42,310 know bank manager today fraud squad a week on monday 66 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:42,320 67 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:43,510 mother tells me you had an interview 68 00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:43,520 mother tells me you had an interview 69 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,830 mother tells me you had an interview this morning interview you never told me 70 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:45,840 this morning interview you never told me 71 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,990 this morning interview you never told me well how did you get on put it this way 72 00:01:47,990 --> 00:01:48,000 well how did you get on put it this way 73 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,550 well how did you get on put it this way i don't need to sit in my alarm clock oh 74 00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:50,560 i don't need to sit in my alarm clock oh 75 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,710 i don't need to sit in my alarm clock oh michael my man i'm glad you can make it 76 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:52,720 michael my man i'm glad you can make it 77 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,069 michael my man i'm glad you can make it alex how you doing have you sold 78 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:54,079 alex how you doing have you sold 79 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:56,230 alex how you doing have you sold anything yet oh two down eight to go can 80 00:01:56,230 --> 00:01:56,240 anything yet oh two down eight to go can 81 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,310 anything yet oh two down eight to go can i get you a drink uh sorry i can't got 82 00:01:58,310 --> 00:01:58,320 i get you a drink uh sorry i can't got 83 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,149 i get you a drink uh sorry i can't got the five series outside 84 00:02:00,149 --> 00:02:00,159 the five series outside 85 00:02:00,159 --> 00:02:02,469 the five series outside the five series 86 00:02:02,469 --> 00:02:02,479 the five series 87 00:02:02,479 --> 00:02:05,030 the five series alex there you are sorry to interrupt oh 88 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:05,040 alex there you are sorry to interrupt oh 89 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,429 alex there you are sorry to interrupt oh no problem fiona hey good news it could 90 00:02:07,429 --> 00:02:07,439 no problem fiona hey good news it could 91 00:02:07,439 --> 00:02:10,070 no problem fiona hey good news it could be i just overheard some favorable murm 92 00:02:10,070 --> 00:02:10,080 be i just overheard some favorable murm 93 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,990 be i just overheard some favorable murm rings from mckinley it seems any doubts 94 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:12,000 rings from mckinley it seems any doubts 95 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,070 rings from mckinley it seems any doubts you had about you have been quashed 96 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:14,080 you had about you have been quashed 97 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,710 you had about you have been quashed success can't you smell it 98 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:16,720 success can't you smell it 99 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,229 success can't you smell it is that what it is and i thought 100 00:02:18,229 --> 00:02:18,239 is that what it is and i thought 101 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:21,190 is that what it is and i thought somebody was sick in the toilet 102 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:21,200 somebody was sick in the toilet 103 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,510 somebody was sick in the toilet can i introduce my girlfriend gloria all 104 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:23,520 can i introduce my girlfriend gloria all 105 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,030 can i introduce my girlfriend gloria all right how'd you do 106 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:25,040 right how'd you do 107 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,270 right how'd you do ronnie 108 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:27,280 ronnie 109 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,350 ronnie and michael 110 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:29,360 and michael 111 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,350 and michael yeah fiona runs the west london arts 112 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:31,360 yeah fiona runs the west london arts 113 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,509 yeah fiona runs the west london arts cooperative amongst other things 114 00:02:33,509 --> 00:02:33,519 cooperative amongst other things 115 00:02:33,519 --> 00:02:36,150 cooperative amongst other things you in the arts as well gloria oh no i'm 116 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:36,160 you in the arts as well gloria oh no i'm 117 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,910 you in the arts as well gloria oh no i'm an unemployed good for nothing labour 118 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:37,920 an unemployed good for nothing labour 119 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,150 an unemployed good for nothing labour actually yeah we have two a-levels and a 120 00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:40,160 actually yeah we have two a-levels and a 121 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,470 actually yeah we have two a-levels and a wicked sense of humor that's me yeah 122 00:02:42,470 --> 00:02:42,480 wicked sense of humor that's me yeah 123 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,830 wicked sense of humor that's me yeah gloria's been helping me get my act 124 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:43,840 gloria's been helping me get my act 125 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,750 gloria's been helping me get my act together this past year yeah she's the 126 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:45,760 together this past year yeah she's the 127 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,430 together this past year yeah she's the source of my inspiration 128 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:49,440 129 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,509 it's great isn't it i inspire him to 130 00:02:51,509 --> 00:02:51,519 it's great isn't it i inspire him to 131 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:53,990 it's great isn't it i inspire him to weld one piece of rubbish to another 132 00:02:53,990 --> 00:02:54,000 weld one piece of rubbish to another 133 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,110 weld one piece of rubbish to another yes 134 00:02:55,110 --> 00:02:55,120 yes 135 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,869 yes alex when you've got a moment there's 136 00:02:56,869 --> 00:02:56,879 alex when you've got a moment there's 137 00:02:56,879 --> 00:02:58,390 alex when you've got a moment there's someone i wanted to meet 138 00:02:58,390 --> 00:02:58,400 someone i wanted to meet 139 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:05,830 someone i wanted to meet excuse me must go press the flesh 140 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:05,840 141 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,270 what is it with you gloria oh this 142 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:07,280 what is it with you gloria oh this 143 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,949 what is it with you gloria oh this wine's nice 144 00:03:08,949 --> 00:03:08,959 wine's nice 145 00:03:08,959 --> 00:03:10,470 wine's nice look i've had enough 146 00:03:10,470 --> 00:03:10,480 look i've had enough 147 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,509 look i've had enough you've been acting like this the whole 148 00:03:11,509 --> 00:03:11,519 you've been acting like this the whole 149 00:03:11,519 --> 00:03:13,430 you've been acting like this the whole week 150 00:03:13,430 --> 00:03:13,440 week 151 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,550 week look if there's something wrong just 152 00:03:14,550 --> 00:03:14,560 look if there's something wrong just 153 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,830 look if there's something wrong just tell 154 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:16,840 155 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,949 me you decided what you want to do for 156 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:18,959 me you decided what you want to do for 157 00:03:18,959 --> 00:03:21,509 me you decided what you want to do for your birthday 158 00:03:21,509 --> 00:03:21,519 159 00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:25,270 then we could go out for a meal 160 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:25,280 161 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,390 all right then invite some of your 162 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:26,400 all right then invite some of your 163 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,910 all right then invite some of your friends around another party at my place 164 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:27,920 friends around another party at my place 165 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,070 friends around another party at my place oh yeah bring a bottle your own food 166 00:03:30,070 --> 00:03:30,080 oh yeah bring a bottle your own food 167 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,990 oh yeah bring a bottle your own food quickly cutlery why don't i just tell 168 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:32,000 quickly cutlery why don't i just tell 169 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,229 quickly cutlery why don't i just tell everybody to mr sainsbury's just on your 170 00:03:34,229 --> 00:03:34,239 everybody to mr sainsbury's just on your 171 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:35,750 everybody to mr sainsbury's just on your cellphone 172 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:35,760 cellphone 173 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,589 cellphone and if i don't see you tomorrow happy 174 00:03:37,589 --> 00:03:37,599 and if i don't see you tomorrow happy 175 00:03:37,599 --> 00:03:41,350 and if i don't see you tomorrow happy birthday 176 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:41,360 177 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,190 you might have chosen something more 178 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:43,200 you might have chosen something more 179 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:47,910 you might have chosen something more appropriate desmond 180 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:47,920 181 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,910 john is 20 years of age and you go and 182 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:49,920 john is 20 years of age and you go and 183 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,390 john is 20 years of age and you go and get her a card saying she's eight 184 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:52,400 get her a card saying she's eight 185 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,070 get her a card saying she's eight yeah she doesn't look that young it was 186 00:03:54,070 --> 00:03:54,080 yeah she doesn't look that young it was 187 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,670 yeah she doesn't look that young it was all they had besides the thought that 188 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:55,680 all they had besides the thought that 189 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,990 all they had besides the thought that comes yes 190 00:03:57,990 --> 00:03:58,000 comes yes 191 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,830 comes yes when gloria sees this she'll know that 192 00:03:59,830 --> 00:03:59,840 when gloria sees this she'll know that 193 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,229 when gloria sees this she'll know that we never gave it a moment's start i 194 00:04:02,229 --> 00:04:02,239 we never gave it a moment's start i 195 00:04:02,239 --> 00:04:03,589 we never gave it a moment's start i don't know why you're worried it'll only 196 00:04:03,589 --> 00:04:03,599 don't know why you're worried it'll only 197 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:05,509 don't know why you're worried it'll only end up in your rubbish bin 198 00:04:05,509 --> 00:04:05,519 end up in your rubbish bin 199 00:04:05,519 --> 00:04:07,110 end up in your rubbish bin listen mama gotta shoot 200 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:07,120 listen mama gotta shoot 201 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,390 listen mama gotta shoot give this a sister grim for me please 202 00:04:10,390 --> 00:04:10,400 give this a sister grim for me please 203 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,750 give this a sister grim for me please let her fox 204 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:11,760 let her fox 205 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,270 let her fox i thought she said she didn't want any 206 00:04:13,270 --> 00:04:13,280 i thought she said she didn't want any 207 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,270 i thought she said she didn't want any presents this year yeah desmond you know 208 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:15,280 presents this year yeah desmond you know 209 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,509 presents this year yeah desmond you know what gloria says and what gloria means 210 00:04:17,509 --> 00:04:17,519 what gloria says and what gloria means 211 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:19,189 what gloria says and what gloria means are two different things 212 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:19,199 are two different things 213 00:04:19,199 --> 00:04:20,629 are two different things if she says she's not hungry you know 214 00:04:20,629 --> 00:04:20,639 if she says she's not hungry you know 215 00:04:20,639 --> 00:04:21,909 if she says she's not hungry you know she's just about to eat up the whole 216 00:04:21,909 --> 00:04:21,919 she's just about to eat up the whole 217 00:04:21,919 --> 00:04:23,670 she's just about to eat up the whole house 218 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:23,680 house 219 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,230 house ah the sleeping beauty awakes happy 220 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:26,240 ah the sleeping beauty awakes happy 221 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,629 ah the sleeping beauty awakes happy birthday by princess 222 00:04:28,629 --> 00:04:28,639 birthday by princess 223 00:04:28,639 --> 00:04:31,749 birthday by princess happy birthday gloria oh thanks i 224 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:31,759 happy birthday gloria oh thanks i 225 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:33,670 happy birthday gloria oh thanks i ignored the band and i bought you this 226 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:33,680 ignored the band and i bought you this 227 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:38,070 ignored the band and i bought you this anyway here thanks 228 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:38,080 229 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,990 i'm eight 230 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:40,000 i'm eight 231 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,070 i'm eight don't look at me your father chose it oh 232 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:42,080 don't look at me your father chose it oh 233 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,990 don't look at me your father chose it oh i love it really thanks dad 234 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:44,000 i love it really thanks dad 235 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,590 i love it really thanks dad what's this 236 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:47,600 237 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,510 knickers 238 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:49,520 knickers 239 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,590 knickers i thought you do brows as well yeah 240 00:04:51,590 --> 00:04:51,600 i thought you do brows as well yeah 241 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,510 i thought you do brows as well yeah thank you i'm just what i needed 242 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:53,520 thank you i'm just what i needed 243 00:04:53,520 --> 00:05:04,870 thank you i'm just what i needed good chance of gear this oh 244 00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:04,880 245 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:12,070 black history for beginners 246 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:12,080 247 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,350 every black woman should know about 248 00:05:13,350 --> 00:05:13,360 every black woman should know about 249 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,510 every black woman should know about black men oh can i read that when you're 250 00:05:15,510 --> 00:05:15,520 black men oh can i read that when you're 251 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:16,140 black men oh can i read that when you're finished 252 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:16,150 finished 253 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,590 finished [Music] 254 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:17,600 [Music] 255 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,469 [Music] look do you want some breakfast oh no 256 00:05:20,469 --> 00:05:20,479 look do you want some breakfast oh no 257 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:22,550 look do you want some breakfast oh no i've got this that's not breakfast no 258 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:22,560 i've got this that's not breakfast no 259 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,230 i've got this that's not breakfast no you're right it's not it's a new 260 00:05:24,230 --> 00:05:24,240 you're right it's not it's a new 261 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,710 you're right it's not it's a new beginning you see this this pineapple 262 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:26,720 beginning you see this this pineapple 263 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,390 beginning you see this this pineapple was the start of a new chapter in my 264 00:05:28,390 --> 00:05:28,400 was the start of a new chapter in my 265 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,950 was the start of a new chapter in my life oh yes you're planning to get a job 266 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:30,960 life oh yes you're planning to get a job 267 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,909 life oh yes you're planning to get a job wrestling calm in miranda 268 00:05:33,909 --> 00:05:33,919 wrestling calm in miranda 269 00:05:33,919 --> 00:05:34,629 wrestling calm in miranda no 270 00:05:34,629 --> 00:05:34,639 no 271 00:05:34,639 --> 00:05:38,310 no it's a present to myself look 272 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:38,320 it's a present to myself look 273 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:42,070 it's a present to myself look i knew you in just three days first 24 274 00:05:42,070 --> 00:05:42,080 i knew you in just three days first 24 275 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,830 i knew you in just three days first 24 hours of self pampering clearing the 276 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:43,840 hours of self pampering clearing the 277 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,230 hours of self pampering clearing the mind cleansing the body 278 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:46,240 mind cleansing the body 279 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,230 mind cleansing the body oh pass this knife dad don't forget 280 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:48,240 oh pass this knife dad don't forget 281 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,550 oh pass this knife dad don't forget you've got to sign on at 11. oh don't 282 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:50,560 you've got to sign on at 11. oh don't 283 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,390 you've got to sign on at 11. oh don't decide on last week 284 00:05:52,390 --> 00:05:52,400 decide on last week 285 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,469 decide on last week but you were three days late then 286 00:05:54,469 --> 00:05:54,479 but you were three days late then 287 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,670 but you were three days late then remember 288 00:05:55,670 --> 00:05:55,680 remember 289 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,909 remember i can't even have one day just one day 290 00:05:59,909 --> 00:05:59,919 i can't even have one day just one day 291 00:05:59,919 --> 00:06:01,029 i can't even have one day just one day i didn't know you had to kill a 292 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:01,039 i didn't know you had to kill a 293 00:06:01,039 --> 00:06:18,870 i didn't know you had to kill a pineapple before you eat it 294 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:18,880 295 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,070 do you want something ronnie i know i'm 296 00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:20,080 do you want something ronnie i know i'm 297 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,270 do you want something ronnie i know i'm in a hurry 298 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:21,280 in a hurry 299 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,270 in a hurry no not especially just come to wish you 300 00:06:23,270 --> 00:06:23,280 no not especially just come to wish you 301 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,670 no not especially just come to wish you a happy birthday miserable old hag 302 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:25,680 a happy birthday miserable old hag 303 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,189 a happy birthday miserable old hag what are you up to 304 00:06:27,189 --> 00:06:27,199 what are you up to 305 00:06:27,199 --> 00:06:28,710 what are you up to i'm trying to find what i did with my 306 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:28,720 i'm trying to find what i did with my 307 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,710 i'm trying to find what i did with my card and what does it look like 308 00:06:30,710 --> 00:06:30,720 card and what does it look like 309 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,870 card and what does it look like oh yeah rub it in won't you von what 310 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:32,880 oh yeah rub it in won't you von what 311 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,629 oh yeah rub it in won't you von what does it look like you haven't never seen 312 00:06:34,629 --> 00:06:34,639 does it look like you haven't never seen 313 00:06:34,639 --> 00:06:36,390 does it look like you haven't never seen one close up of course listen i didn't 314 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:36,400 one close up of course listen i didn't 315 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,510 one close up of course listen i didn't choose to spend every other week in 316 00:06:37,510 --> 00:06:37,520 choose to spend every other week in 317 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,189 choose to spend every other week in adult queue you know all right all right 318 00:06:39,189 --> 00:06:39,199 adult queue you know all right all right 319 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,350 adult queue you know all right all right let's just snap my head off when he said 320 00:06:41,350 --> 00:06:41,360 let's just snap my head off when he said 321 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,950 let's just snap my head off when he said card i thought you meant a birthday card 322 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:42,960 card i thought you meant a birthday card 323 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,870 card i thought you meant a birthday card not your ub40 324 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:44,880 not your ub40 325 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,430 not your ub40 yeah it's randy somewhere 326 00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:47,440 yeah it's randy somewhere 327 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,270 yeah it's randy somewhere glor you can't go on like this well i 328 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:49,280 glor you can't go on like this well i 329 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,270 glor you can't go on like this well i don't see why not bother you does it oh 330 00:06:51,270 --> 00:06:51,280 don't see why not bother you does it oh 331 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,110 don't see why not bother you does it oh i'm going to thump you in a minute you 332 00:06:53,110 --> 00:06:53,120 i'm going to thump you in a minute you 333 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,150 i'm going to thump you in a minute you hit me 334 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:54,160 hit me 335 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,589 hit me try it you haven't forgotten that time 336 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:55,599 try it you haven't forgotten that time 337 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:57,430 try it you haven't forgotten that time in the playground no no you've forgotten 338 00:06:57,430 --> 00:06:57,440 in the playground no no you've forgotten 339 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:03,350 in the playground no no you've forgotten the time in the toilet 340 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:03,360 341 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,790 alex is right this is pure 342 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:04,800 alex is right this is pure 343 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,749 alex is right this is pure self-indulgence oh so you and alex been 344 00:07:07,749 --> 00:07:07,759 self-indulgence oh so you and alex been 345 00:07:07,759 --> 00:07:10,150 self-indulgence oh so you and alex been talking about me yeah and i knew it 346 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:10,160 talking about me yeah and i knew it 347 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,469 talking about me yeah and i knew it you're wanting for yourself oh yeah that 348 00:07:12,469 --> 00:07:12,479 you're wanting for yourself oh yeah that 349 00:07:12,479 --> 00:07:14,070 you're wanting for yourself oh yeah that was the other thing we discussed you're 350 00:07:14,070 --> 00:07:14,080 was the other thing we discussed you're 351 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,309 was the other thing we discussed you're paranoia oh shut up paranoid shut up 352 00:07:16,309 --> 00:07:16,319 paranoia oh shut up paranoid shut up 353 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:18,150 paranoia oh shut up paranoid shut up paranoid yeah i could write a song about 354 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:18,160 paranoid yeah i could write a song about 355 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,150 paranoid yeah i could write a song about it gloria ambrose self-indulgent 356 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:20,160 it gloria ambrose self-indulgent 357 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:27,189 it gloria ambrose self-indulgent paranoid old winged bag 358 00:07:27,189 --> 00:07:27,199 359 00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:28,830 hello mrs 360 00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:28,840 hello mrs 361 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,270 hello mrs ambrose your father did buy you the 362 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:31,280 ambrose your father did buy you the 363 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,670 ambrose your father did buy you the right card after all oh she started it i 364 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:33,680 right card after all oh she started it i 365 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,430 right card after all oh she started it i never 366 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:35,440 never 367 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,670 never grown women 368 00:07:37,670 --> 00:07:37,680 grown women 369 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,270 grown women this came for you 370 00:07:39,270 --> 00:07:39,280 this came for you 371 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,110 this came for you just tell me when it's half time and 372 00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:41,120 just tell me when it's half time and 373 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,150 just tell me when it's half time and i'll bring up the oranges 374 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:44,160 i'll bring up the oranges 375 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,589 i'll bring up the oranges restart 376 00:07:45,589 --> 00:07:45,599 restart 377 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:47,670 restart restart what i haven't started anything 378 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:47,680 restart what i haven't started anything 379 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,950 restart what i haven't started anything yet 380 00:07:48,950 --> 00:07:48,960 yet 381 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,029 yet it's not meant to be like this ronnie 382 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:51,039 it's not meant to be like this ronnie 383 00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:52,629 it's not meant to be like this ronnie i'm meant to be an independent woman of 384 00:07:52,629 --> 00:07:52,639 i'm meant to be an independent woman of 385 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,469 i'm meant to be an independent woman of the night is in charge of my own life 386 00:07:54,469 --> 00:07:54,479 the night is in charge of my own life 387 00:07:54,479 --> 00:07:56,710 the night is in charge of my own life look it says so weird 388 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:56,720 look it says so weird 389 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,390 look it says so weird i've got to be beautiful 390 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:58,400 i've got to be beautiful 391 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,110 i've got to be beautiful brainy loaded no excuse for failure i 392 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:01,120 brainy loaded no excuse for failure i 393 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,230 brainy loaded no excuse for failure i think you're being a bit hard on 394 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:02,240 think you're being a bit hard on 395 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,150 think you're being a bit hard on yourself claw it's not your fault there 396 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:04,160 yourself claw it's not your fault there 397 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,909 yourself claw it's not your fault there aren't any jobs oh that's easy for you 398 00:08:05,909 --> 00:08:05,919 aren't any jobs oh that's easy for you 399 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,469 aren't any jobs oh that's easy for you to say because you've got a job all i am 400 00:08:08,469 --> 00:08:08,479 to say because you've got a job all i am 401 00:08:08,479 --> 00:08:09,830 to say because you've got a job all i am at the moment is alex reynolds's 402 00:08:09,830 --> 00:08:09,840 at the moment is alex reynolds's 403 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,589 at the moment is alex reynolds's girlfriend it's all nice on what they 404 00:08:11,589 --> 00:08:11,599 girlfriend it's all nice on what they 405 00:08:11,599 --> 00:08:13,430 girlfriend it's all nice on what they tell you will your parents tell your 406 00:08:13,430 --> 00:08:13,440 tell you will your parents tell your 407 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,189 tell you will your parents tell your teachers tell you and these are the 408 00:08:15,189 --> 00:08:15,199 teachers tell you and these are the 409 00:08:15,199 --> 00:08:16,309 teachers tell you and these are the worst 410 00:08:16,309 --> 00:08:16,319 worst 411 00:08:16,319 --> 00:08:19,110 worst how to have your cake and eat it oh i'll 412 00:08:19,110 --> 00:08:19,120 how to have your cake and eat it oh i'll 413 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,550 how to have your cake and eat it oh i'll just send them all back 414 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:20,560 just send them all back 415 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,469 just send them all back and get a refund i must at least have 50 416 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:22,479 and get a refund i must at least have 50 417 00:08:22,479 --> 00:08:24,390 and get a refund i must at least have 50 quids worth well why don't you what 418 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:24,400 quids worth well why don't you what 419 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:29,840 quids worth well why don't you what don't know what send the magazines back 420 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:29,850 421 00:08:29,850 --> 00:08:51,829 [Music] 422 00:08:51,829 --> 00:08:51,839 423 00:08:51,839 --> 00:08:54,070 do you think you're doing back issues 424 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:54,080 do you think you're doing back issues 425 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,509 do you think you're doing back issues i'm giving them back 426 00:08:55,509 --> 00:08:55,519 i'm giving them back 427 00:08:55,519 --> 00:08:58,230 i'm giving them back the new era the new woman the new you 428 00:08:58,230 --> 00:08:58,240 the new era the new woman the new you 429 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,230 the new era the new woman the new you there you go 430 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:00,240 there you go 431 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,150 there you go this is a publishing house not a 432 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:02,160 this is a publishing house not a 433 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,030 this is a publishing house not a recycling plant or i could burn them got 434 00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:05,040 recycling plant or i could burn them got 435 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,590 recycling plant or i could burn them got a lot george it's all right i'm going 436 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:07,600 a lot george it's all right i'm going 437 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,150 a lot george it's all right i'm going now you're not leaving that there george 438 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:10,160 now you're not leaving that there george 439 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,350 now you're not leaving that there george excuse me 440 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:11,360 excuse me 441 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,949 excuse me gloria ambrose isn't it fiona isn't it 442 00:09:14,949 --> 00:09:14,959 gloria ambrose isn't it fiona isn't it 443 00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:16,470 gloria ambrose isn't it fiona isn't it this young lady's just dumped these 444 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:16,480 this young lady's just dumped these 445 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,230 this young lady's just dumped these magazines and i'm not moving them i'm 446 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:18,240 magazines and i'm not moving them i'm 447 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:22,870 magazines and i'm not moving them i'm making a protest you stupid woman 448 00:09:22,870 --> 00:09:22,880 449 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,750 well amongst other things hyper optimism 450 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:25,760 well amongst other things hyper optimism 451 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,910 well amongst other things hyper optimism the indiscriminate use of the perfect 452 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:27,920 the indiscriminate use of the perfect 453 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:28,870 the indiscriminate use of the perfect woman 454 00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:28,880 woman 455 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,910 woman too much gloss and not enough undercoat 456 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:31,920 too much gloss and not enough undercoat 457 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,470 too much gloss and not enough undercoat oh dear it seems you have a disgruntled 458 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:34,480 oh dear it seems you have a disgruntled 459 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,389 oh dear it seems you have a disgruntled reader erica yes 460 00:09:36,389 --> 00:09:36,399 reader erica yes 461 00:09:36,399 --> 00:09:38,470 reader erica yes and a friend of yours 462 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:38,480 and a friend of yours 463 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,030 and a friend of yours yes gloria works with alex reynolds in 464 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:41,040 yes gloria works with alex reynolds in 465 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,110 yes gloria works with alex reynolds in between protests yeah well i don't make 466 00:09:43,110 --> 00:09:43,120 between protests yeah well i don't make 467 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,269 between protests yeah well i don't make a habit of it can you spare half an hour 468 00:09:45,269 --> 00:09:45,279 a habit of it can you spare half an hour 469 00:09:45,279 --> 00:09:47,910 a habit of it can you spare half an hour gloria depends what for well a chat 470 00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:47,920 gloria depends what for well a chat 471 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,509 gloria depends what for well a chat maybe a glass or two of wine you can 472 00:09:49,509 --> 00:09:49,519 maybe a glass or two of wine you can 473 00:09:49,519 --> 00:09:51,190 maybe a glass or two of wine you can tell me all about yourself 474 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:51,200 tell me all about yourself 475 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,990 tell me all about yourself and alex reynolds i don't deny i have an 476 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:54,000 and alex reynolds i don't deny i have an 477 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,509 and alex reynolds i don't deny i have an interest in the arts but i'd rather hear 478 00:09:55,509 --> 00:09:55,519 interest in the arts but i'd rather hear 479 00:09:55,519 --> 00:09:57,110 interest in the arts but i'd rather hear about you 480 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:57,120 about you 481 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,990 about you clearly you have something to say 482 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:00,000 clearly you have something to say 483 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,430 clearly you have something to say or haven't you 484 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:01,440 or haven't you 485 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,150 or haven't you plenty 486 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:04,160 plenty 487 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:15,580 plenty [Music] 488 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:15,590 489 00:10:15,590 --> 00:10:28,710 [Music] 490 00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:28,720 491 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,230 i thought those chocolates were for 492 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:30,240 i thought those chocolates were for 493 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,470 i thought those chocolates were for gloria there were but you told me she's 494 00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:32,480 gloria there were but you told me she's 495 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,949 gloria there were but you told me she's on a diet worry i don't see the belly 496 00:10:34,949 --> 00:10:34,959 on a diet worry i don't see the belly 497 00:10:34,959 --> 00:10:36,069 on a diet worry i don't see the belly won't miss 498 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:36,079 won't miss 499 00:10:36,079 --> 00:10:37,030 won't miss true 500 00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:37,040 true 501 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,630 true i'm sorry to hear gloria's not having a 502 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:38,640 i'm sorry to hear gloria's not having a 503 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,710 i'm sorry to hear gloria's not having a birthday party this year that's right we 504 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:40,720 birthday party this year that's right we 505 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,710 birthday party this year that's right we can afford to pay our telephone bill but 506 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:42,720 can afford to pay our telephone bill but 507 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,870 can afford to pay our telephone bill but we must have a big party next year for 508 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:44,880 we must have a big party next year for 509 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,949 we must have a big party next year for 21st so we'll have to re-mortgage the 510 00:10:46,949 --> 00:10:46,959 21st so we'll have to re-mortgage the 511 00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:47,829 21st so we'll have to re-mortgage the shop 512 00:10:47,829 --> 00:10:47,839 shop 513 00:10:47,839 --> 00:10:52,069 shop oh when i was 21. you were a student yes 514 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:52,079 oh when i was 21. you were a student yes 515 00:10:52,079 --> 00:10:54,310 oh when i was 21. you were a student yes how did you guess 516 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:54,320 how did you guess 517 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,350 how did you guess i remember your 24 spoof right you do 518 00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:57,360 i remember your 24 spoof right you do 519 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,870 i remember your 24 spoof right you do ah yes 520 00:10:58,870 --> 00:10:58,880 ah yes 521 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,630 ah yes we were just done that gig at the silver 522 00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:00,640 we were just done that gig at the silver 523 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,110 we were just done that gig at the silver springs hotel an evening for lovers with 524 00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:03,120 springs hotel an evening for lovers with 525 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,069 springs hotel an evening for lovers with the georgetown dreamers it was me 526 00:11:06,069 --> 00:11:06,079 the georgetown dreamers it was me 527 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:08,710 the georgetown dreamers it was me desmond blossom sinclair and her younger 528 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:08,720 desmond blossom sinclair and her younger 529 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,389 desmond blossom sinclair and her younger sister petunia 530 00:11:10,389 --> 00:11:10,399 sister petunia 531 00:11:10,399 --> 00:11:12,829 sister petunia who were you with a 532 00:11:12,829 --> 00:11:12,839 who were you with a 533 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,910 who were you with a popeye you sweep into miss lily's beach 534 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:15,920 popeye you sweep into miss lily's beach 535 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,630 popeye you sweep into miss lily's beach hut and things were going fine yes until 536 00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:18,640 hut and things were going fine yes until 537 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,630 hut and things were going fine yes until some fool kicked over the island nearly 538 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:20,640 some fool kicked over the island nearly 539 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,150 some fool kicked over the island nearly set fire to the place i told you not to 540 00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:22,160 set fire to the place i told you not to 541 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,910 set fire to the place i told you not to leave it by my feet and i was just 542 00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:23,920 leave it by my feet and i was just 543 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,990 leave it by my feet and i was just starting to get comfortable 544 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:26,000 starting to get comfortable 545 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,150 starting to get comfortable so that's your idea of your hot date 546 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:28,160 so that's your idea of your hot date 547 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,670 so that's your idea of your hot date april 5 548 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:29,680 april 5 549 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,430 april 5 and i hear miss lilly still looking for 550 00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:31,440 and i hear miss lilly still looking for 551 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,470 and i hear miss lilly still looking for the toys 552 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:32,480 the toys 553 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,949 the toys to be young and on the run again 554 00:11:34,949 --> 00:11:34,959 to be young and on the run again 555 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,069 to be young and on the run again where is she 556 00:11:36,069 --> 00:11:36,079 where is she 557 00:11:36,079 --> 00:11:37,350 where is she is she here 558 00:11:37,350 --> 00:11:37,360 is she here 559 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,550 is she here gloria 560 00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:38,560 gloria 561 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,550 gloria i thought she was with you no she rang 562 00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:40,560 i thought she was with you no she rang 563 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,389 i thought she was with you no she rang me about an hour ago told me to get my 564 00:11:42,389 --> 00:11:42,399 me about an hour ago told me to get my 565 00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:44,310 me about an hour ago told me to get my to meet her here well she must have some 566 00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:44,320 to meet her here well she must have some 567 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,310 to meet her here well she must have some good news maybe she backed the horse and 568 00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:46,320 good news maybe she backed the horse and 569 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,310 good news maybe she backed the horse and it came through maybe she decided to 570 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:48,320 it came through maybe she decided to 571 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,470 it came through maybe she decided to study new keynesian economics or maybe 572 00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:50,480 study new keynesian economics or maybe 573 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,550 study new keynesian economics or maybe she decided to marry michael jordan you 574 00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:52,560 she decided to marry michael jordan you 575 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,829 she decided to marry michael jordan you know me so stupid shirley is 576 00:11:54,829 --> 00:11:54,839 know me so stupid shirley is 577 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,470 know me so stupid shirley is here 578 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:56,480 here 579 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,910 here i don't care what the news is as long as 580 00:11:57,910 --> 00:11:57,920 i don't care what the news is as long as 581 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:01,190 i don't care what the news is as long as it's cheered her up kyle oh god 582 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:01,200 it's cheered her up kyle oh god 583 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,470 it's cheered her up kyle oh god well i'm here he's said to come did i 584 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:04,480 well i'm here he's said to come did i 585 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,550 well i'm here he's said to come did i oh yeah so i did 586 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:06,560 oh yeah so i did 587 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,269 oh yeah so i did well 588 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:07,279 well 589 00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:09,110 well randy said you might have some good news 590 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:09,120 randy said you might have some good news 591 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,069 randy said you might have some good news gloria oh that was nothing really just 592 00:12:12,069 --> 00:12:12,079 gloria oh that was nothing really just 593 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,629 gloria oh that was nothing really just got myself a job a job 594 00:12:14,629 --> 00:12:14,639 got myself a job a job 595 00:12:14,639 --> 00:12:17,430 got myself a job a job well sort of a job temporary 596 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:17,440 well sort of a job temporary 597 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,389 well sort of a job temporary any job is better than no job gloria 598 00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:20,399 any job is better than no job gloria 599 00:12:20,399 --> 00:12:23,670 any job is better than no job gloria well come on tell us what where who with 600 00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:23,680 well come on tell us what where who with 601 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,190 well come on tell us what where who with would you believe 602 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:25,200 would you believe 603 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,150 would you believe rip 604 00:12:26,150 --> 00:12:26,160 rip 605 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:30,389 rip vip vip the magazine for today's women 606 00:12:30,389 --> 00:12:30,399 vip vip the magazine for today's women 607 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:31,910 vip vip the magazine for today's women oh anyway they want me to write an 608 00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:31,920 oh anyway they want me to write an 609 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,069 oh anyway they want me to write an article for next month's issue my 610 00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:34,079 article for next month's issue my 611 00:12:34,079 --> 00:12:35,110 article for next month's issue my daughter 612 00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:35,120 daughter 613 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,550 daughter a writer 614 00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:36,560 a writer 615 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,470 a writer andy 616 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:38,480 andy 617 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,069 andy a hundred quid 618 00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:40,079 a hundred quid 619 00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:43,430 a hundred quid in advance i hope tell them you want 200 620 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:43,440 in advance i hope tell them you want 200 621 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,470 in advance i hope tell them you want 200 and settle for one i did you 622 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:46,480 and settle for one i did you 623 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,990 and settle for one i did you just this morning you were complaining 624 00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:48,000 just this morning you were complaining 625 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,110 just this morning you were complaining about all the junk they write in that 626 00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:49,120 about all the junk they write in that 627 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,350 about all the junk they write in that magazine then you go down the job center 628 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:51,360 magazine then you go down the job center 629 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,949 magazine then you go down the job center and before you can say what about my 630 00:12:52,949 --> 00:12:52,959 and before you can say what about my 631 00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:55,190 and before you can say what about my principles you're working for them no 632 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:55,200 principles you're working for them no 633 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,790 principles you're working for them no you was the one that said i should take 634 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:56,800 you was the one that said i should take 635 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,829 you was the one that said i should take a stand did i oh well um have you 636 00:12:59,829 --> 00:12:59,839 a stand did i oh well um have you 637 00:12:59,839 --> 00:13:01,829 a stand did i oh well um have you thought about what you're going to write 638 00:13:01,829 --> 00:13:01,839 thought about what you're going to write 639 00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:05,509 thought about what you're going to write well erica that's my editor oh yeah 640 00:13:05,509 --> 00:13:05,519 well erica that's my editor oh yeah 641 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,110 well erica that's my editor oh yeah wants me to write something of the south 642 00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:07,120 wants me to write something of the south 643 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,550 wants me to write something of the south london flavor 644 00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:08,560 london flavor 645 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,350 london flavor what about the barbershop exactly what 646 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:11,360 what about the barbershop exactly what 647 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,030 what about the barbershop exactly what about the barbershop you should be 648 00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:13,040 about the barbershop you should be 649 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,590 about the barbershop you should be writing about me a south london lollipop 650 00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:15,600 writing about me a south london lollipop 651 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,470 writing about me a south london lollipop man 652 00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:16,480 man 653 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,829 man is this a magazine to put people to 654 00:13:18,829 --> 00:13:18,839 is this a magazine to put people to 655 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,269 is this a magazine to put people to sleep i think a great writer ought to 656 00:13:21,269 --> 00:13:21,279 sleep i think a great writer ought to 657 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:23,269 sleep i think a great writer ought to experience all the wonderful myriad 658 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:23,279 experience all the wonderful myriad 659 00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:26,790 experience all the wonderful myriad facets of life the joy the pain 660 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:26,800 facets of life the joy the pain 661 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:30,550 facets of life the joy the pain the sorrow the barbershop 662 00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:30,560 the sorrow the barbershop 663 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,470 the sorrow the barbershop who's writing this article 664 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:32,480 who's writing this article 665 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,790 who's writing this article it's supposed to be about my hopes my 666 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:34,800 it's supposed to be about my hopes my 667 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:39,430 it's supposed to be about my hopes my fears my aspirations my my 668 00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:39,440 fears my aspirations my my 669 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,350 fears my aspirations my my oh i'm glad something good's happened 670 00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:41,360 oh i'm glad something good's happened 671 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,829 oh i'm glad something good's happened for you gloria i haven't seen your smile 672 00:13:43,829 --> 00:13:43,839 for you gloria i haven't seen your smile 673 00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:45,670 for you gloria i haven't seen your smile for weeks what are you talking about i 674 00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:45,680 for weeks what are you talking about i 675 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,829 for weeks what are you talking about i smiled last week around four you must 676 00:13:47,829 --> 00:13:47,839 smiled last week around four you must 677 00:13:47,839 --> 00:13:50,230 smiled last week around four you must have missed it 678 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:50,240 have missed it 679 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,710 have missed it talking about smiles this marble shop is 680 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:52,720 talking about smiles this marble shop is 681 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,790 talking about smiles this marble shop is a very smiley place 682 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:54,800 a very smiley place 683 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,910 a very smiley place not now dad i can feel an article coming 684 00:13:57,910 --> 00:13:57,920 not now dad i can feel an article coming 685 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:03,550 not now dad i can feel an article coming on 686 00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:03,560 687 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:15,110 [Music] 688 00:14:15,110 --> 00:14:15,120 [Music] 689 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,150 [Music] i'm going to bed now gloria 690 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:18,160 i'm going to bed now gloria 691 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,910 i'm going to bed now gloria don't stay up too late 692 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:19,920 don't stay up too late 693 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,069 don't stay up too late and don't strain your eyes and don't 694 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:22,079 and don't strain your eyes and don't 695 00:14:22,079 --> 00:14:25,030 and don't strain your eyes and don't forget to turn the light off 696 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:25,040 forget to turn the light off 697 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,629 forget to turn the light off yes mother 698 00:14:28,629 --> 00:14:28,639 699 00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:31,269 this is hopeless here i am gloria 700 00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:31,279 this is hopeless here i am gloria 701 00:14:31,279 --> 00:14:32,949 this is hopeless here i am gloria ambrose on my 20th birthday and i still 702 00:14:32,949 --> 00:14:32,959 ambrose on my 20th birthday and i still 703 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,949 ambrose on my 20th birthday and i still can't get my act together my biggest 704 00:14:34,949 --> 00:14:34,959 can't get my act together my biggest 705 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,470 can't get my act together my biggest achievement today is demolishing two 706 00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:36,480 achievement today is demolishing two 707 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,069 achievement today is demolishing two packets of whole knobs without feeling 708 00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:38,079 packets of whole knobs without feeling 709 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:42,420 packets of whole knobs without feeling sick 710 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:42,430 711 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:46,150 [Music] 712 00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:46,160 [Music] 713 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,790 [Music] this is useless 714 00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:48,800 this is useless 715 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,389 this is useless it's typical of me 716 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:50,399 it's typical of me 717 00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:54,629 it's typical of me failed before i've even started 718 00:14:54,629 --> 00:14:54,639 719 00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:55,990 you're useless 720 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:56,000 you're useless 721 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,189 you're useless you make a mess of everything 722 00:14:59,189 --> 00:14:59,199 you make a mess of everything 723 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,629 you make a mess of everything you're tick and you're ugly 724 00:15:02,629 --> 00:15:02,639 you're tick and you're ugly 725 00:15:02,639 --> 00:15:07,030 you're tick and you're ugly what nonsense is that you're talking 726 00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:07,040 727 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:13,910 uncle pee 728 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:13,920 729 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,310 look at me like that 730 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:16,320 look at me like that 731 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,590 look at me like that where did you come from 732 00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:17,600 where did you come from 733 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,190 where did you come from [Applause] 734 00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:18,200 [Applause] 735 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,350 [Applause] [Music] 736 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:19,360 [Music] 737 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,430 [Music] what are you doing in that dress 738 00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:21,440 what are you doing in that dress 739 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,629 what are you doing in that dress i'm your fairy godmother 740 00:15:24,629 --> 00:15:24,639 i'm your fairy godmother 741 00:15:24,639 --> 00:15:25,910 i'm your fairy godmother you must be put inside in there mob 742 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:25,920 you must be put inside in there mob 743 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,350 you must be put inside in there mob knobs 744 00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:27,360 knobs 745 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,590 knobs let me get this straight you're my fairy 746 00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:29,600 let me get this straight you're my fairy 747 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,870 let me get this straight you're my fairy godmother yeah man 748 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:32,880 godmother yeah man 749 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,509 godmother yeah man oh it's time you never said anything 750 00:15:35,509 --> 00:15:35,519 oh it's time you never said anything 751 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,990 oh it's time you never said anything oh well better get started then how many 752 00:15:37,990 --> 00:15:38,000 oh well better get started then how many 753 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,829 oh well better get started then how many do i get 754 00:15:39,829 --> 00:15:39,839 do i get 755 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,670 do i get yeah wishes you know how many track it 756 00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:41,680 yeah wishes you know how many track it 757 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:42,870 yeah wishes you know how many track it none 758 00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:42,880 none 759 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,350 none i'm not that kind of fairy godmother i 760 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:45,360 i'm not that kind of fairy godmother i 761 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,509 i'm not that kind of fairy godmother i don't do wishes 762 00:15:47,509 --> 00:15:47,519 don't do wishes 763 00:15:47,519 --> 00:15:50,629 don't do wishes no are you sitting comfortably no 764 00:15:50,629 --> 00:15:50,639 no are you sitting comfortably no 765 00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,069 no are you sitting comfortably no then i'll begin 766 00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:52,079 then i'll begin 767 00:15:52,079 --> 00:15:54,629 then i'll begin begin walk ah sit down shut up and 768 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:54,639 begin walk ah sit down shut up and 769 00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:59,030 begin walk ah sit down shut up and listen 770 00:15:59,030 --> 00:15:59,040 771 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,990 once upon a time not so long ago 772 00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:02,000 once upon a time not so long ago 773 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,310 once upon a time not so long ago there was a beautiful princess who lived 774 00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:04,320 there was a beautiful princess who lived 775 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,030 there was a beautiful princess who lived in a sumptuous palace in the kingdom of 776 00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:07,040 in a sumptuous palace in the kingdom of 777 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,949 in a sumptuous palace in the kingdom of peckham 778 00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:08,959 peckham 779 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:12,069 peckham her name was princess haven't got 780 00:16:12,069 --> 00:16:12,079 her name was princess haven't got 781 00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:13,829 her name was princess haven't got i've got a job 782 00:16:13,829 --> 00:16:13,839 i've got a job 783 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,509 i've got a job i haven't got a car 784 00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:15,519 i haven't got a car 785 00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:17,350 i haven't got a car haven't got a fax 786 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:17,360 haven't got a fax 787 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,829 haven't got a fax haven't got a flat 788 00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:19,839 haven't got a flat 789 00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:21,509 haven't got a flat haven't got the right figure to fit into 790 00:16:21,509 --> 00:16:21,519 haven't got the right figure to fit into 791 00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:22,470 haven't got the right figure to fit into that 792 00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:22,480 that 793 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,990 that her parents 794 00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:24,000 her parents 795 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,949 her parents king chat a lot 796 00:16:26,949 --> 00:16:26,959 797 00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:30,150 and queen cut a lot 798 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:30,160 and queen cut a lot 799 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,949 and queen cut a lot had recently been awarded the title 800 00:16:32,949 --> 00:16:32,959 had recently been awarded the title 801 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,430 had recently been awarded the title most patient parents of beckham 802 00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:35,440 most patient parents of beckham 803 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,430 most patient parents of beckham countered their unwavering support for 804 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:37,440 countered their unwavering support for 805 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,870 countered their unwavering support for the self-obsessed princess 806 00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:40,880 the self-obsessed princess 807 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,430 the self-obsessed princess but now even their halos were starting 808 00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:43,440 but now even their halos were starting 809 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,110 but now even their halos were starting to slip 810 00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:45,120 to slip 811 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,189 to slip and so the king sought the advice of his 812 00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:47,199 and so the king sought the advice of his 813 00:16:47,199 --> 00:16:49,749 and so the king sought the advice of his two sons 814 00:16:49,749 --> 00:16:49,759 two sons 815 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:54,389 two sons earn a lot 816 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:54,399 817 00:16:54,399 --> 00:17:00,470 and prince swat a lot 818 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:00,480 819 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,949 is driving me and your mother now said 820 00:17:02,949 --> 00:17:02,959 is driving me and your mother now said 821 00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:06,390 is driving me and your mother now said the king we have to do something 822 00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:06,400 the king we have to do something 823 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,549 the king we have to do something in truth my lord i do agree because i 824 00:17:10,549 --> 00:17:10,559 in truth my lord i do agree because i 825 00:17:10,559 --> 00:17:13,750 in truth my lord i do agree because i can't take no more of this personally 826 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:13,760 can't take no more of this personally 827 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,069 can't take no more of this personally me thinks the girl needs to chill out 828 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:16,079 me thinks the girl needs to chill out 829 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,750 me thinks the girl needs to chill out a couple of nights in the spare tower 830 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:17,760 a couple of nights in the spare tower 831 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,189 a couple of nights in the spare tower should sort her out 832 00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:19,199 should sort her out 833 00:17:19,199 --> 00:17:20,789 should sort her out nights 834 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:20,799 nights 835 00:17:20,799 --> 00:17:24,069 nights not until she gets married 836 00:17:24,069 --> 00:17:24,079 not until she gets married 837 00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:26,710 not until she gets married nay mother me thinks the princeling 838 00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:26,720 nay mother me thinks the princeling 839 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,870 nay mother me thinks the princeling refers to the starry starry type of 840 00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:28,880 refers to the starry starry type of 841 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,310 refers to the starry starry type of knight ah he thinks we have it pray tell 842 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:32,320 knight ah he thinks we have it pray tell 843 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,470 knight ah he thinks we have it pray tell me my good queen does our daughter have 844 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:34,480 me my good queen does our daughter have 845 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,150 me my good queen does our daughter have any suitors 846 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:36,160 any suitors 847 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,549 any suitors he's got plenty 848 00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:38,559 he's got plenty 849 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:42,470 he's got plenty she just never wears them 850 00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:42,480 851 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,830 this debate continued into the early 852 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:44,840 this debate continued into the early 853 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,350 this debate continued into the early hours i haven't got a limo i haven't got 854 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:47,360 hours i haven't got a limo i haven't got 855 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,750 hours i haven't got a limo i haven't got allergic have you got the time i haven't 856 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:49,760 allergic have you got the time i haven't 857 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,470 allergic have you got the time i haven't got a rolex 858 00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:52,480 got a rolex 859 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,549 got a rolex until suddenly prince earn a lot hit on 860 00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:54,559 until suddenly prince earn a lot hit on 861 00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:57,430 until suddenly prince earn a lot hit on an idea i know why don't we marry her 862 00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:57,440 an idea i know why don't we marry her 863 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,470 an idea i know why don't we marry her off prince and a lot 864 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:00,480 off prince and a lot 865 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,909 off prince and a lot what a brilliant idea 866 00:18:03,909 --> 00:18:03,919 what a brilliant idea 867 00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:06,230 what a brilliant idea i've been saying that for the last three 868 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:06,240 i've been saying that for the last three 869 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,830 i've been saying that for the last three hours 870 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:07,840 hours 871 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,590 hours and so the news went out across the 872 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:09,600 and so the news went out across the 873 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,470 and so the news went out across the realm 874 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:10,480 realm 875 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,350 realm princess haven't got was up for grabs 876 00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:13,360 princess haven't got was up for grabs 877 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,270 princess haven't got was up for grabs the palace waited with baited breath to 878 00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:15,280 the palace waited with baited breath to 879 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,950 the palace waited with baited breath to see who would come and whisk the 880 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:16,960 see who would come and whisk the 881 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,390 see who would come and whisk the princess away 882 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:18,400 princess away 883 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,630 princess away but alas none of the young princes 884 00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:20,640 but alas none of the young princes 885 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,390 but alas none of the young princes wanted to uh 886 00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:24,400 887 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,669 oh dear 888 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:25,679 oh dear 889 00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:26,390 oh dear yeah 890 00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:26,400 yeah 891 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,830 yeah one day two young princes 892 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:29,840 one day two young princes 893 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,390 one day two young princes arrived at the palace eager to win the 894 00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:32,400 arrived at the palace eager to win the 895 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,390 arrived at the palace eager to win the hand of the princess 896 00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:34,400 hand of the princess 897 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,830 hand of the princess prince lox a lot 898 00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:35,840 prince lox a lot 899 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,150 prince lox a lot [Music] 900 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:38,160 [Music] 901 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,310 [Music] and the prince deal a lot 902 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:42,320 and the prince deal a lot 903 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:46,150 and the prince deal a lot got a 16-valve 5-liter el reg ferrari 904 00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:46,160 got a 16-valve 5-liter el reg ferrari 905 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,830 got a 16-valve 5-liter el reg ferrari outside 906 00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:47,840 outside 907 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,630 outside and i have the patience of 10 saints and 908 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:50,640 and i have the patience of 10 saints and 909 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,950 and i have the patience of 10 saints and will put up with your vilest moods for 910 00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:52,960 will put up with your vilest moods for 911 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,310 will put up with your vilest moods for all eternity 912 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:54,320 all eternity 913 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:58,710 all eternity more fool you prince locks a lot wake up 914 00:18:58,710 --> 00:18:58,720 more fool you prince locks a lot wake up 915 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,350 more fool you prince locks a lot wake up you to me are everything this he's a 916 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:01,360 you to me are everything this he's a 917 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:04,150 you to me are everything this he's a song that i can sing oh baby 918 00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:04,160 song that i can sing oh baby 919 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,270 song that i can sing oh baby oh baby and so the two were wed i missed 920 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:07,280 oh baby and so the two were wed i missed 921 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,390 oh baby and so the two were wed i missed a lot of partying and thing 922 00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:10,400 a lot of partying and thing 923 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,150 a lot of partying and thing then the prince turned into the princess 924 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:12,160 then the prince turned into the princess 925 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,549 then the prince turned into the princess haven't got and said 926 00:19:14,549 --> 00:19:14,559 haven't got and said 927 00:19:14,559 --> 00:19:17,909 haven't got and said you're a palace or mine 928 00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:17,919 you're a palace or mine 929 00:19:17,919 --> 00:19:21,029 you're a palace or mine and they both lived happily ever after 930 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:21,039 and they both lived happily ever after 931 00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:21,830 and they both lived happily ever after oh 932 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:21,840 oh 933 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,360 oh that's not the idea i've got in my book 934 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:24,370 that's not the idea i've got in my book 935 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:29,909 that's not the idea i've got in my book [Applause] 936 00:19:29,909 --> 00:19:29,919 937 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:33,830 you come from 938 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:33,840 939 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,669 yes what are you doing here 940 00:19:35,669 --> 00:19:35,679 yes what are you doing here 941 00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:38,150 yes what are you doing here i'm your fairy godmother 942 00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:38,160 i'm your fairy godmother 943 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,710 i'm your fairy godmother you know acupune is my fairy godmother 944 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:40,720 you know acupune is my fairy godmother 945 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,830 you know acupune is my fairy godmother you see 946 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:41,840 you see 947 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,590 you see well you're not doing a very good job of 948 00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:43,600 well you're not doing a very good job of 949 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,549 well you're not doing a very good job of it 950 00:19:44,549 --> 00:19:44,559 it 951 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:47,110 it there's an old fairy saying 952 00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:47,120 there's an old fairy saying 953 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,950 there's an old fairy saying if you want something doing it's best to 954 00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:48,960 if you want something doing it's best to 955 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,270 if you want something doing it's best to do it yourself that's not an old fairy 956 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:51,280 do it yourself that's not an old fairy 957 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,669 do it yourself that's not an old fairy saying yes it is i'm an old fairy and 958 00:19:53,669 --> 00:19:53,679 saying yes it is i'm an old fairy and 959 00:19:53,679 --> 00:19:56,549 saying yes it is i'm an old fairy and i'm saying it 960 00:19:56,549 --> 00:19:56,559 961 00:19:56,559 --> 00:19:57,909 don't you have an appointment with the 962 00:19:57,909 --> 00:19:57,919 don't you have an appointment with the 963 00:19:57,919 --> 00:19:59,190 don't you have an appointment with the tooth fairy 964 00:19:59,190 --> 00:19:59,200 tooth fairy 965 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,750 tooth fairy yes but goodbye 966 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:01,760 yes but goodbye 967 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,750 yes but goodbye [Applause] 968 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:03,760 [Applause] 969 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,630 [Applause] now 970 00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:04,640 now 971 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:09,270 now this is where we get real as they say 972 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:09,280 973 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,310 let us go back a bit shall we 974 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:12,320 let us go back a bit shall we 975 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,789 let us go back a bit shall we to the day of the great debate 976 00:20:14,789 --> 00:20:14,799 to the day of the great debate 977 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,350 to the day of the great debate just look at that it is more than i am 978 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:17,360 just look at that it is more than i am 979 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,590 just look at that it is more than i am she beer don't look at me 980 00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:19,600 she beer don't look at me 981 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,350 she beer don't look at me i'm not responsible there's nothing 982 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:21,360 i'm not responsible there's nothing 983 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,549 i'm not responsible there's nothing wrong in selling people dreams 984 00:20:24,549 --> 00:20:24,559 wrong in selling people dreams 985 00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:27,430 wrong in selling people dreams life is what you make it honey 986 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:27,440 life is what you make it honey 987 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,750 life is what you make it honey surely she will come through this and 988 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:29,760 surely she will come through this and 989 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:34,070 surely she will come through this and we'll see our real daughter again 990 00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:34,080 we'll see our real daughter again 991 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,549 we'll see our real daughter again the girl's too far gone i reckon she 992 00:20:36,549 --> 00:20:36,559 the girl's too far gone i reckon she 993 00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:38,149 the girl's too far gone i reckon she should be banishing 994 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:38,159 should be banishing 995 00:20:38,159 --> 00:20:39,510 should be banishing banished 996 00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:39,520 banished 997 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,230 banished i haven't got a suitcase yes where did i 998 00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:42,240 i haven't got a suitcase yes where did i 999 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,430 i haven't got a suitcase yes where did i second that 1000 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:43,440 second that 1001 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,190 second that banished 1002 00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:45,200 banished 1003 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:49,510 banished all those in favor say i 1004 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:49,520 all those in favor say i 1005 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,870 all those in favor say i and so 1006 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:50,880 and so 1007 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,350 and so princess having got was banished forever 1008 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:53,360 princess having got was banished forever 1009 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,750 princess having got was banished forever to the land of doldrums 1010 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:55,760 to the land of doldrums 1011 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,950 to the land of doldrums a place where neither sun nor moon did 1012 00:20:58,950 --> 00:20:58,960 a place where neither sun nor moon did 1013 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,470 a place where neither sun nor moon did shine 1014 00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:00,480 shine 1015 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,029 shine a dark and lonely place 1016 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:03,039 a dark and lonely place 1017 00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:04,549 a dark and lonely place where she sat 1018 00:21:04,549 --> 00:21:04,559 where she sat 1019 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:09,510 where she sat and stared out into the darkness beyond 1020 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:09,520 and stared out into the darkness beyond 1021 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,750 and stared out into the darkness beyond i haven't got any friends 1022 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:11,760 i haven't got any friends 1023 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,470 i haven't got any friends i haven't got any friends 1024 00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:14,480 i haven't got any friends 1025 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,960 i haven't got any friends i've got any friends 1026 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:15,970 i've got any friends 1027 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:21,669 i've got any friends [Music] 1028 00:21:21,669 --> 00:21:21,679 1029 00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:24,390 success like you smell it yeah it's the 1030 00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:24,400 success like you smell it yeah it's the 1031 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,470 success like you smell it yeah it's the ink drawing on this check 1032 00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:26,480 ink drawing on this check 1033 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,470 ink drawing on this check you see we told you you could do it i 1034 00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:28,480 you see we told you you could do it i 1035 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,070 you see we told you you could do it i know but two weeks ago i wasn't in the 1036 00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:30,080 know but two weeks ago i wasn't in the 1037 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,669 know but two weeks ago i wasn't in the mood to listen to anything i needed to 1038 00:21:31,669 --> 00:21:31,679 mood to listen to anything i needed to 1039 00:21:31,679 --> 00:21:33,110 mood to listen to anything i needed to believe in myself 1040 00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:33,120 believe in myself 1041 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,669 believe in myself and do you now yeah you bet mom i never 1042 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:35,679 and do you now yeah you bet mom i never 1043 00:21:35,679 --> 00:21:38,310 and do you now yeah you bet mom i never felt better it couldn't go much worse 1044 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:38,320 felt better it couldn't go much worse 1045 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,789 felt better it couldn't go much worse but then one day i woke up and realized 1046 00:21:40,789 --> 00:21:40,799 but then one day i woke up and realized 1047 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,310 but then one day i woke up and realized that i had a choice 1048 00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:42,320 that i had a choice 1049 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,630 that i had a choice well i must say lori i'm very impressed 1050 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:44,640 well i must say lori i'm very impressed 1051 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,149 well i must say lori i'm very impressed i will be too if much you would let me 1052 00:21:46,149 --> 00:21:46,159 i will be too if much you would let me 1053 00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:47,590 i will be too if much you would let me finish 1054 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:47,600 finish 1055 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,350 finish i could either wait for my fairy 1056 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:49,360 i could either wait for my fairy 1057 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,190 i could either wait for my fairy godmother to come complete with three 1058 00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:51,200 godmother to come complete with three 1059 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,149 godmother to come complete with three wishes or get real get a plan and go for 1060 00:21:54,149 --> 00:21:54,159 wishes or get real get a plan and go for 1061 00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:57,190 wishes or get real get a plan and go for it it sounds like me 1062 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:57,200 it it sounds like me 1063 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,590 it it sounds like me i'm really proud of you gloria oh 1064 00:21:59,590 --> 00:21:59,600 i'm really proud of you gloria oh 1065 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,070 i'm really proud of you gloria oh uh um 1066 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:02,080 uh um 1067 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,070 uh um about the article glo just a couple of 1068 00:22:04,070 --> 00:22:04,080 about the article glo just a couple of 1069 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,480 about the article glo just a couple of points i've made notes 1070 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:07,490 1071 00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:09,190 [Applause] 1072 00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:09,200 [Applause] 1073 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:14,070 [Applause] ambrose wins nobel prize for literature 1074 00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:14,080 1075 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,230 it was well done little sis i i quite 1076 00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:16,240 it was well done little sis i i quite 1077 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,710 it was well done little sis i i quite liked incisive nice quirky style 1078 00:22:18,710 --> 00:22:18,720 liked incisive nice quirky style 1079 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,990 liked incisive nice quirky style something i would have written myself 1080 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:20,000 something i would have written myself 1081 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:20,870 something i would have written myself actually 1082 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:20,880 actually 1083 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,630 actually yeah had you been a 20 year old girl 1084 00:22:22,630 --> 00:22:22,640 yeah had you been a 20 year old girl 1085 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,470 yeah had you been a 20 year old girl with a grudge against the glosses yeah 1086 00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:24,480 with a grudge against the glosses yeah 1087 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,390 with a grudge against the glosses yeah all right everyone 1088 00:22:26,390 --> 00:22:26,400 all right everyone 1089 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,789 all right everyone i would like to propose a toast 1090 00:22:28,789 --> 00:22:28,799 i would like to propose a toast 1091 00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:32,149 i would like to propose a toast to peckham's newest authoress and my 1092 00:22:32,149 --> 00:22:32,159 to peckham's newest authoress and my 1093 00:22:32,159 --> 00:22:36,310 to peckham's newest authoress and my daughter your daughter watch this diy 1094 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:36,320 daughter your daughter watch this diy 1095 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,070 daughter your daughter watch this diy it should be me making a toast actually 1096 00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:38,080 it should be me making a toast actually 1097 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,549 it should be me making a toast actually mum listen this toast is to all of you 1098 00:22:40,549 --> 00:22:40,559 mum listen this toast is to all of you 1099 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,310 mum listen this toast is to all of you who have put up with me in my violence 1100 00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:42,320 who have put up with me in my violence 1101 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,230 who have put up with me in my violence of moods and generally supporting me 1102 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:44,240 of moods and generally supporting me 1103 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,230 of moods and generally supporting me even though i've been a complete cow 1104 00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:46,240 even though i've been a complete cow 1105 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,789 even though i've been a complete cow so this toast is for all of you family 1106 00:22:48,789 --> 00:22:48,799 so this toast is for all of you family 1107 00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:50,470 so this toast is for all of you family and friends 1108 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:50,480 and friends 1109 00:22:50,480 --> 00:23:07,810 and friends family and friends and fairy godmothers 1110 00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:07,820 1111 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:17,029 [Music] 1112 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:17,039 1113 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:20,039 ah