1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:13,190 [Music] 2 00:00:13,190 --> 00:00:13,200 [Music] 3 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:19,090 [Music] my 4 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:19,100 5 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:26,070 [Music] 6 00:00:26,070 --> 00:00:26,080 7 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,310 let's keep the music sweet wind up the 8 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:28,320 let's keep the music sweet wind up the 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,350 let's keep the music sweet wind up the west 10 00:00:29,350 --> 00:00:29,360 west 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:37,510 west [Music] 12 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:37,520 13 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,430 good morning everyone 14 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:39,440 good morning everyone 15 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,310 good morning everyone good afternoon matt well well well if it 16 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:42,320 good afternoon matt well well well if it 17 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,549 good afternoon matt well well well if it isn't matthew joffor 18 00:00:44,549 --> 00:00:44,559 isn't matthew joffor 19 00:00:44,559 --> 00:00:47,110 isn't matthew joffor the playboy of the western world the 20 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:47,120 the playboy of the western world the 21 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,510 the playboy of the western world the all-night stopper 22 00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:49,520 all-night stopper 23 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,430 all-night stopper they forget his friends know that he has 24 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:51,440 they forget his friends know that he has 25 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,549 they forget his friends know that he has a woman 26 00:00:52,549 --> 00:00:52,559 a woman 27 00:00:52,559 --> 00:00:54,869 a woman well believe me there is an innocent 28 00:00:54,869 --> 00:00:54,879 well believe me there is an innocent 29 00:00:54,879 --> 00:00:57,590 well believe me there is an innocent explanation for my exhausted appearance 30 00:00:57,590 --> 00:00:57,600 explanation for my exhausted appearance 31 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,590 explanation for my exhausted appearance yeah and her name begins with chola 32 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:01,600 yeah and her name begins with chola 33 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,189 yeah and her name begins with chola it's been the three months since you've 34 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:03,199 it's been the three months since you've 35 00:01:03,199 --> 00:01:05,590 it's been the three months since you've been seeing this mysterious show la 36 00:01:05,590 --> 00:01:05,600 been seeing this mysterious show la 37 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,510 been seeing this mysterious show la you two become inseparable you mean 38 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:07,520 you two become inseparable you mean 39 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,870 you two become inseparable you mean insufferable 40 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:08,880 insufferable 41 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,590 insufferable today with his books when he turns up 42 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:11,600 today with his books when he turns up 43 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,109 today with his books when he turns up with a grin on his face that will put 44 00:01:13,109 --> 00:01:13,119 with a grin on his face that will put 45 00:01:13,119 --> 00:01:16,149 with a grin on his face that will put richard branson to shame 46 00:01:16,149 --> 00:01:16,159 richard branson to shame 47 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,469 richard branson to shame okay so i may have seen sharla once or 48 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:18,479 okay so i may have seen sharla once or 49 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:21,749 okay so i may have seen sharla once or twice yeah and that was only last night 50 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:21,759 twice yeah and that was only last night 51 00:01:21,759 --> 00:01:25,830 twice yeah and that was only last night so tell us matthew is it long 52 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:25,840 so tell us matthew is it long 53 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,830 so tell us matthew is it long relationship chola and i have is a 54 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:27,840 relationship chola and i have is a 55 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,910 relationship chola and i have is a medium of like minds are you sure it's 56 00:01:29,910 --> 00:01:29,920 medium of like minds are you sure it's 57 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:31,670 medium of like minds are you sure it's not just in the mind matt i mean for all 58 00:01:31,670 --> 00:01:31,680 not just in the mind matt i mean for all 59 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,830 not just in the mind matt i mean for all we know this shola might not even be 60 00:01:33,830 --> 00:01:33,840 we know this shola might not even be 61 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,550 we know this shola might not even be real believe me tony sharla is 62 00:01:36,550 --> 00:01:36,560 real believe me tony sharla is 63 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:48,550 real believe me tony sharla is definitely really 64 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:48,560 65 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,710 but if this shona is as real as you say 66 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:50,720 but if this shona is as real as you say 67 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,789 but if this shona is as real as you say she is how come we haven't set eyes on 68 00:01:52,789 --> 00:01:52,799 she is how come we haven't set eyes on 69 00:01:52,799 --> 00:01:56,469 she is how come we haven't set eyes on her yet well well matthieu oh i get it 70 00:01:56,469 --> 00:01:56,479 her yet well well matthieu oh i get it 71 00:01:56,479 --> 00:01:58,630 her yet well well matthieu oh i get it you're embarrassed by us aren't you 72 00:01:58,630 --> 00:01:58,640 you're embarrassed by us aren't you 73 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,870 you're embarrassed by us aren't you you must all understand charla is from 74 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:00,880 you must all understand charla is from 75 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,109 you must all understand charla is from the best nigerian family she went to a 76 00:02:03,109 --> 00:02:03,119 the best nigerian family she went to a 77 00:02:03,119 --> 00:02:05,030 the best nigerian family she went to a swiss finishing school she lives in the 78 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:05,040 swiss finishing school she lives in the 79 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,270 swiss finishing school she lives in the best part of kensington and 80 00:02:07,270 --> 00:02:07,280 best part of kensington and 81 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,589 best part of kensington and she's one of london's finest pastry 82 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:09,599 she's one of london's finest pastry 83 00:02:09,599 --> 00:02:11,589 she's one of london's finest pastry chefs well 84 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:11,599 chefs well 85 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:14,309 chefs well i don't care where she lives or what she 86 00:02:14,309 --> 00:02:14,319 i don't care where she lives or what she 87 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:16,949 i don't care where she lives or what she does i insist you bring her round 88 00:02:16,949 --> 00:02:16,959 does i insist you bring her round 89 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:18,869 does i insist you bring her round when i tell i spec him 90 00:02:18,869 --> 00:02:18,879 when i tell i spec him 91 00:02:18,879 --> 00:02:20,550 when i tell i spec him i probably have to 92 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:20,560 i probably have to 93 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,309 i probably have to bring her around artist 94 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:22,319 bring her around artist 95 00:02:22,319 --> 00:02:25,350 bring her around artist one back and ask well it's up to her 96 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:25,360 one back and ask well it's up to her 97 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,309 one back and ask well it's up to her there's an old african saying 98 00:02:28,309 --> 00:02:28,319 there's an old african saying 99 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:29,830 there's an old african saying you can bring the horse to the river but 100 00:02:29,830 --> 00:02:29,840 you can bring the horse to the river but 101 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:33,190 you can bring the horse to the river but you can't force it to swim 102 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:33,200 103 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,830 shauna told me that 104 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:34,840 shauna told me that 105 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,270 shauna told me that one all right matthew's mecca's match 106 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:37,280 one all right matthew's mecca's match 107 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,470 one all right matthew's mecca's match never mind 108 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:38,480 never mind 109 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,470 never mind when you play me and desmond at domino's 110 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:40,480 when you play me and desmond at domino's 111 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,229 when you play me and desmond at domino's tonight i'll show you some tricks she 112 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:42,239 tonight i'll show you some tricks she 113 00:02:42,239 --> 00:02:44,869 tonight i'll show you some tricks she won't have seen before trust me my 114 00:02:44,869 --> 00:02:44,879 won't have seen before trust me my 115 00:02:44,879 --> 00:02:47,190 won't have seen before trust me my friend a woman is always impressed with 116 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:47,200 friend a woman is always impressed with 117 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,830 friend a woman is always impressed with a man who throws a good hand of dominoes 118 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:49,840 a man who throws a good hand of dominoes 119 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,589 a man who throws a good hand of dominoes no dumbness 120 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:51,599 no dumbness 121 00:02:51,599 --> 00:02:54,229 no dumbness well popeye i have to take a rain check 122 00:02:54,229 --> 00:02:54,239 well popeye i have to take a rain check 123 00:02:54,239 --> 00:02:58,309 well popeye i have to take a rain check sharla and i 124 00:02:58,309 --> 00:02:58,319 125 00:02:58,319 --> 00:02:59,830 chandler and i 126 00:02:59,830 --> 00:02:59,840 chandler and i 127 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,710 chandler and i already have plans it's opera tonight 128 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:02,720 already have plans it's opera tonight 129 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:03,750 already have plans it's opera tonight you mean you're going home to watch 130 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:03,760 you mean you're going home to watch 131 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:07,030 you mean you're going home to watch oprah winfrey 132 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:07,040 133 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,990 not quite popeye we are talking covent 134 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:10,000 not quite popeye we are talking covent 135 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,869 not quite popeye we are talking covent garden here 136 00:03:12,869 --> 00:03:12,879 137 00:03:12,879 --> 00:03:14,630 matthew how can you choose opera and a 138 00:03:14,630 --> 00:03:14,640 matthew how can you choose opera and a 139 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,710 matthew how can you choose opera and a beautiful woman over a game of dominoes 140 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:16,720 beautiful woman over a game of dominoes 141 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,030 beautiful woman over a game of dominoes with me and poop bye i don't know 142 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:19,040 with me and poop bye i don't know 143 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,430 with me and poop bye i don't know desmond but i'm sure 144 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:21,440 desmond but i'm sure 145 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,000 desmond but i'm sure i'll find a way 146 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:24,010 i'll find a way 147 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:38,070 i'll find a way [Music] 148 00:03:38,070 --> 00:03:38,080 149 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:43,290 where are you matthew 150 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:43,300 151 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:57,509 [Applause] 152 00:03:57,509 --> 00:03:57,519 153 00:03:57,519 --> 00:03:59,429 he brings out the romantic in me 154 00:03:59,429 --> 00:03:59,439 he brings out the romantic in me 155 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,429 he brings out the romantic in me although i prefer he's the pearl fishes 156 00:04:01,429 --> 00:04:01,439 although i prefer he's the pearl fishes 157 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:04,470 although i prefer he's the pearl fishes to his mikado mercado's not busy it's 158 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:04,480 to his mikado mercado's not busy it's 159 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,070 to his mikado mercado's not busy it's gilbert and sullivan 160 00:04:06,070 --> 00:04:06,080 gilbert and sullivan 161 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,630 gilbert and sullivan of course it is i meant bizet's other 162 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:08,640 of course it is i meant bizet's other 163 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:13,350 of course it is i meant bizet's other one oh um um tosca well tosca isn't busy 164 00:04:13,350 --> 00:04:13,360 one oh um um tosca well tosca isn't busy 165 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,190 one oh um um tosca well tosca isn't busy either it's puccini 166 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:15,200 either it's puccini 167 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,710 either it's puccini exactly 168 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:18,720 169 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:22,469 is it getting hot in here or is it me 170 00:04:22,469 --> 00:04:22,479 171 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:25,110 might i have some coffee instant will do 172 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:25,120 might i have some coffee instant will do 173 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,550 might i have some coffee instant will do matthew 174 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:26,560 matthew 175 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,749 matthew as the famous pastry chef nothing i do 176 00:04:29,749 --> 00:04:29,759 as the famous pastry chef nothing i do 177 00:04:29,759 --> 00:04:32,469 as the famous pastry chef nothing i do in my kitchen is ever instant 178 00:04:32,469 --> 00:04:32,479 in my kitchen is ever instant 179 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:35,030 in my kitchen is ever instant which reminds me 180 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:35,040 which reminds me 181 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:40,230 which reminds me hold it right there 182 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:40,240 183 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,469 well when i said instant i didn't mean 184 00:04:42,469 --> 00:04:42,479 well when i said instant i didn't mean 185 00:04:42,479 --> 00:04:45,270 well when i said instant i didn't mean this instant 186 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:45,280 this instant 187 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:48,230 this instant it's a little something i'm trying out i 188 00:04:48,230 --> 00:04:48,240 it's a little something i'm trying out i 189 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,469 it's a little something i'm trying out i must warn you when it comes to cooking 190 00:04:50,469 --> 00:04:50,479 must warn you when it comes to cooking 191 00:04:50,479 --> 00:05:02,870 must warn you when it comes to cooking no one does it as well as my mother 192 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:02,880 193 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,350 there are some things mothers can't do 194 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:05,360 there are some things mothers can't do 195 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,770 there are some things mothers can't do is that the truth 196 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:08,780 is that the truth 197 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:17,029 is that the truth [Music] 198 00:05:17,029 --> 00:05:17,039 [Music] 199 00:05:17,039 --> 00:05:18,870 [Music] matthew look like a man on the verge of 200 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:18,880 matthew look like a man on the verge of 201 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,629 matthew look like a man on the verge of a nervous breakdown or a man on the 202 00:05:20,629 --> 00:05:20,639 a nervous breakdown or a man on the 203 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:23,189 a nervous breakdown or a man on the verge of wearing out his shoes 204 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:23,199 verge of wearing out his shoes 205 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:25,510 verge of wearing out his shoes desmond i'm sorry 206 00:05:25,510 --> 00:05:25,520 desmond i'm sorry 207 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,749 desmond i'm sorry charlotte's taxi is due any minute and 208 00:05:27,749 --> 00:05:27,759 charlotte's taxi is due any minute and 209 00:05:27,759 --> 00:05:30,310 charlotte's taxi is due any minute and departing leafy kensington only to 210 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:30,320 departing leafy kensington only to 211 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,390 departing leafy kensington only to arrive in grubby peckham this shock 212 00:05:32,390 --> 00:05:32,400 arrive in grubby peckham this shock 213 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,189 arrive in grubby peckham this shock alone could kill her 214 00:05:35,189 --> 00:05:35,199 alone could kill her 215 00:05:35,199 --> 00:05:37,350 alone could kill her did i book the table at the black pot i 216 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:37,360 did i book the table at the black pot i 217 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,510 did i book the table at the black pot i bet the phone to confirm you phoned six 218 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:39,520 bet the phone to confirm you phoned six 219 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,270 bet the phone to confirm you phoned six times already and that was only in the 220 00:05:41,270 --> 00:05:41,280 times already and that was only in the 221 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,110 times already and that was only in the last half an hour 222 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:43,120 last half an hour 223 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,909 last half an hour eight or eight thirty hey 224 00:05:45,909 --> 00:05:45,919 eight or eight thirty hey 225 00:05:45,919 --> 00:05:47,830 eight or eight thirty hey and if you phone again they'll engrave 226 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:47,840 and if you phone again they'll engrave 227 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:50,469 and if you phone again they'll engrave your name on the table 228 00:05:50,469 --> 00:05:50,479 your name on the table 229 00:05:50,479 --> 00:05:51,909 your name on the table you seem to think clearer when you're 230 00:05:51,909 --> 00:05:51,919 you seem to think clearer when you're 231 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,070 you seem to think clearer when you're sitting on the bench dressed on pokemon 232 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:54,080 sitting on the bench dressed on pokemon 233 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,590 sitting on the bench dressed on pokemon dressed up 234 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:57,600 235 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,469 matthew you're really serious about your 236 00:06:00,469 --> 00:06:00,479 matthew you're really serious about your 237 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:04,230 matthew you're really serious about your lunch surely i've never felt happier 238 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:04,240 lunch surely i've never felt happier 239 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,670 lunch surely i've never felt happier and well 240 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:05,680 and well 241 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,629 and well i suppose i can tell my best friends 242 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:08,639 i suppose i can tell my best friends 243 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:09,670 i suppose i can tell my best friends tonight 244 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:09,680 tonight 245 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,749 tonight i'm giving her the good news she's going 246 00:06:11,749 --> 00:06:11,759 i'm giving her the good news she's going 247 00:06:11,759 --> 00:06:15,670 i'm giving her the good news she's going to be my wife 248 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:15,680 249 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,270 don't you have to get her permission 250 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:17,280 don't you have to get her permission 251 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,790 don't you have to get her permission first shelly i'm an african man at my 252 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:20,800 first shelly i'm an african man at my 253 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,189 first shelly i'm an african man at my age any woman i have a relationship with 254 00:06:23,189 --> 00:06:23,199 age any woman i have a relationship with 255 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:27,430 age any woman i have a relationship with expressed me to marry her 256 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:27,440 257 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:28,950 voila 258 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:28,960 voila 259 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:32,150 voila oh 260 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:32,160 261 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,469 it is beautiful 262 00:06:34,469 --> 00:06:34,479 it is beautiful 263 00:06:34,479 --> 00:06:35,990 it is beautiful surely that's for scholar you've got 264 00:06:35,990 --> 00:06:36,000 surely that's for scholar you've got 265 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,029 surely that's for scholar you've got your own rock 266 00:06:39,029 --> 00:06:39,039 267 00:06:39,039 --> 00:06:42,230 rock you call this a rock 268 00:06:42,230 --> 00:06:42,240 rock you call this a rock 269 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,670 rock you call this a rock that is a rock this is a pebble 270 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:45,680 that is a rock this is a pebble 271 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,510 that is a rock this is a pebble wait a second you can't marry scholar 272 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:47,520 wait a second you can't marry scholar 273 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:48,950 wait a second you can't marry scholar you already got a wife back home in 274 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:48,960 you already got a wife back home in 275 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,589 you already got a wife back home in africa that's big me 276 00:06:51,589 --> 00:06:51,599 africa that's big me 277 00:06:51,599 --> 00:06:52,950 africa that's big me an african 278 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:52,960 an african 279 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,430 an african a bigamist 280 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:55,440 a bigamist 281 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,270 a bigamist that's like saying the ancient egyptians 282 00:06:57,270 --> 00:06:57,280 that's like saying the ancient egyptians 283 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,189 that's like saying the ancient egyptians were graffiti artists because they drew 284 00:06:59,189 --> 00:06:59,199 were graffiti artists because they drew 285 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:01,990 were graffiti artists because they drew on walls and you can't say fairer than 286 00:07:01,990 --> 00:07:02,000 on walls and you can't say fairer than 287 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,469 on walls and you can't say fairer than that 288 00:07:04,469 --> 00:07:04,479 289 00:07:04,479 --> 00:07:06,870 in the gambia we are allowed more than 290 00:07:06,870 --> 00:07:06,880 in the gambia we are allowed more than 291 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,270 in the gambia we are allowed more than one wife and if you must know popeye 292 00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:09,280 one wife and if you must know popeye 293 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:12,230 one wife and if you must know popeye it's called polygamy if you ask me i 294 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:12,240 it's called polygamy if you ask me i 295 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,230 it's called polygamy if you ask me i call it greedy 296 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:14,240 call it greedy 297 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,790 call it greedy you see you westness who's a westerner 298 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:16,800 you see you westness who's a westerner 299 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,189 you see you westness who's a westerner i'm a west indiana and this was still 300 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:19,199 i'm a west indiana and this was still 301 00:07:19,199 --> 00:07:20,550 i'm a west indiana and this was still dinner is telling you that that's not 302 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:20,560 dinner is telling you that that's not 303 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,870 dinner is telling you that that's not the way you're supposed to carry on 304 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:22,880 the way you're supposed to carry on 305 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,150 the way you're supposed to carry on popeye 306 00:07:24,150 --> 00:07:24,160 popeye 307 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,909 popeye how you carried on was behind your 308 00:07:25,909 --> 00:07:25,919 how you carried on was behind your 309 00:07:25,919 --> 00:07:28,230 how you carried on was behind your wife's back it wasn't just behind her 310 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:28,240 wife's back it wasn't just behind her 311 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,150 wife's back it wasn't just behind her back she walked in and caught him with 312 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:30,160 back she walked in and caught him with 313 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,550 back she walked in and caught him with hyacinth green remember 314 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:32,560 hyacinth green remember 315 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,749 hyacinth green remember you see 316 00:07:33,749 --> 00:07:33,759 you see 317 00:07:33,759 --> 00:07:35,670 you see rather than getting involved in all the 318 00:07:35,670 --> 00:07:35,680 rather than getting involved in all the 319 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,309 rather than getting involved in all the shenanigans of infidelity we do the 320 00:07:38,309 --> 00:07:38,319 shenanigans of infidelity we do the 321 00:07:38,319 --> 00:07:40,870 shenanigans of infidelity we do the honors thing and get married again and 322 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:40,880 honors thing and get married again and 323 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,629 honors thing and get married again and again and again 324 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:42,639 again and again 325 00:07:42,639 --> 00:07:43,430 again and again so 326 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:43,440 so 327 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:44,390 so once more 328 00:07:44,390 --> 00:07:44,400 once more 329 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,150 once more we africans prove to be the moral 330 00:07:46,150 --> 00:07:46,160 we africans prove to be the moral 331 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,390 we africans prove to be the moral beacons of civilization 332 00:07:48,390 --> 00:07:48,400 beacons of civilization 333 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,469 beacons of civilization come on miss that connection 334 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:50,479 come on miss that connection 335 00:07:50,479 --> 00:07:53,189 come on miss that connection matthew your wife back home does she 336 00:07:53,189 --> 00:07:53,199 matthew your wife back home does she 337 00:07:53,199 --> 00:07:54,469 matthew your wife back home does she know about your plan in the marriage 338 00:07:54,469 --> 00:07:54,479 know about your plan in the marriage 339 00:07:54,479 --> 00:07:56,150 know about your plan in the marriage scholar yes 340 00:07:56,150 --> 00:07:56,160 scholar yes 341 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,909 scholar yes i simply dropped her a note to inform 342 00:07:57,909 --> 00:07:57,919 i simply dropped her a note to inform 343 00:07:57,919 --> 00:07:59,830 i simply dropped her a note to inform her and what's she going to do about it 344 00:07:59,830 --> 00:07:59,840 her and what's she going to do about it 345 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,270 her and what's she going to do about it simply drop cake machi and divorce him 346 00:08:03,270 --> 00:08:03,280 simply drop cake machi and divorce him 347 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,589 simply drop cake machi and divorce him she wrote back and said you mean you 348 00:08:05,589 --> 00:08:05,599 she wrote back and said you mean you 349 00:08:05,599 --> 00:08:08,150 she wrote back and said you mean you haven't already but it's been over 16 350 00:08:08,150 --> 00:08:08,160 haven't already but it's been over 16 351 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,110 haven't already but it's been over 16 years 352 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:09,120 years 353 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,430 years you haven't caught that western disease 354 00:08:11,430 --> 00:08:11,440 you haven't caught that western disease 355 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,270 you haven't caught that western disease of fooling around behind my back have 356 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:13,280 of fooling around behind my back have 357 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,830 of fooling around behind my back have you suspicious wise they're the same the 358 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:15,840 you suspicious wise they're the same the 359 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,430 you suspicious wise they're the same the world over 360 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:17,440 world over 361 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,909 world over what's the tool i have to say about this 362 00:08:19,909 --> 00:08:19,919 what's the tool i have to say about this 363 00:08:19,919 --> 00:08:21,189 what's the tool i have to say about this ah 364 00:08:21,189 --> 00:08:21,199 ah 365 00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:23,830 ah well um what i mean to say is you mean 366 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:23,840 well um what i mean to say is you mean 367 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,869 well um what i mean to say is you mean you haven't told her no but don't you 368 00:08:26,869 --> 00:08:26,879 you haven't told her no but don't you 369 00:08:26,879 --> 00:08:28,950 you haven't told her no but don't you think she's entitled to know 370 00:08:28,950 --> 00:08:28,960 think she's entitled to know 371 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,189 think she's entitled to know don't worry shelley 372 00:08:31,189 --> 00:08:31,199 don't worry shelley 373 00:08:31,199 --> 00:08:32,709 don't worry shelley that should be taken care of this 374 00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:32,719 that should be taken care of this 375 00:08:32,719 --> 00:08:34,389 that should be taken care of this evening 376 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:34,399 evening 377 00:08:34,399 --> 00:08:37,430 evening look 378 00:08:37,430 --> 00:08:37,440 379 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,430 charles taxi will be here in a second 380 00:08:39,430 --> 00:08:39,440 charles taxi will be here in a second 381 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,709 charles taxi will be here in a second now so 382 00:08:40,709 --> 00:08:40,719 now so 383 00:08:40,719 --> 00:08:43,589 now so not a word about weddings marriages or 384 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:43,599 not a word about weddings marriages or 385 00:08:43,599 --> 00:08:46,630 not a word about weddings marriages or already married right 386 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:46,640 already married right 387 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,110 already married right let me run through some do's and don'ts 388 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:49,120 let me run through some do's and don'ts 389 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,829 let me run through some do's and don'ts in her presence what are they don't 390 00:08:51,829 --> 00:08:51,839 in her presence what are they don't 391 00:08:51,839 --> 00:08:53,990 in her presence what are they don't don't embarrass me in front of charlotte 392 00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:54,000 don't embarrass me in front of charlotte 393 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,590 don't embarrass me in front of charlotte and the do's 394 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:55,600 and the do's 395 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,710 and the do's do not embarrass me 396 00:08:58,710 --> 00:08:58,720 do not embarrass me 397 00:08:58,720 --> 00:08:59,590 do not embarrass me so 398 00:08:59,590 --> 00:08:59,600 so 399 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,870 so just a quick 400 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:00,880 just a quick 401 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:04,890 just a quick hello before we depart for the black pot 402 00:09:04,890 --> 00:09:04,900 hello before we depart for the black pot 403 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:19,030 hello before we depart for the black pot [Music] 404 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:19,040 405 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,949 right if we hurry shalla we can still 406 00:09:20,949 --> 00:09:20,959 right if we hurry shalla we can still 407 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:24,230 right if we hurry shalla we can still make our reservation not so fast matthew 408 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:24,240 make our reservation not so fast matthew 409 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,670 make our reservation not so fast matthew shuffle again pork pie i like this game 410 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:27,680 shuffle again pork pie i like this game 411 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:31,590 shuffle again pork pie i like this game i like a woman that likes this game 412 00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:31,600 i like a woman that likes this game 413 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,470 i like a woman that likes this game thank you there's an old african saying 414 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:34,480 thank you there's an old african saying 415 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,110 thank you there's an old african saying why climb one tree for green orange when 416 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:37,120 why climb one tree for green orange when 417 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,350 why climb one tree for green orange when there's a garden full of ripe fruit 418 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:39,360 there's a garden full of ripe fruit 419 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,269 there's a garden full of ripe fruit before you 420 00:09:41,269 --> 00:09:41,279 before you 421 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:46,310 before you think about it 422 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:46,320 423 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,269 ease up naman yes matthew ease up now 424 00:09:49,269 --> 00:09:49,279 ease up naman yes matthew ease up now 425 00:09:49,279 --> 00:09:54,710 ease up naman yes matthew ease up now man 426 00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:54,720 427 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,509 i haven't had so much fun in ages 428 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:57,519 i haven't had so much fun in ages 429 00:09:57,519 --> 00:09:59,350 i haven't had so much fun in ages you must all come round to my place on 430 00:09:59,350 --> 00:09:59,360 you must all come round to my place on 431 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,389 you must all come round to my place on friday night for a meal 432 00:10:02,389 --> 00:10:02,399 friday night for a meal 433 00:10:02,399 --> 00:10:04,870 friday night for a meal i'm sure shirley and 434 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:04,880 i'm sure shirley and 435 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,790 i'm sure shirley and desmond have others love to win 436 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:08,800 437 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,389 come on 438 00:10:10,389 --> 00:10:10,399 come on 439 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:11,590 come on sharla 440 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:11,600 sharla 441 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,550 sharla we are due at south london's finest west 442 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:14,560 we are due at south london's finest west 443 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,470 we are due at south london's finest west african restaurant if it's anything like 444 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:16,480 african restaurant if it's anything like 445 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,790 african restaurant if it's anything like that restaurant the black pot we're not 446 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:18,800 that restaurant the black pot we're not 447 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,190 that restaurant the black pot we're not missing much 448 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:21,200 missing much 449 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,550 missing much it's not as if the meal was for a 450 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:22,560 it's not as if the meal was for a 451 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,470 it's not as if the meal was for a special occasion 452 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:24,480 special occasion 453 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:33,590 special occasion oh dear mean 454 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:33,600 455 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,990 at the risk of repeating myself that was 456 00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:36,000 at the risk of repeating myself that was 457 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,910 at the risk of repeating myself that was a lovely evening matthew 458 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:37,920 a lovely evening matthew 459 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,550 a lovely evening matthew i could have stayed there for hours 460 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:40,560 i could have stayed there for hours 461 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:43,670 i could have stayed there for hours we did 462 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:43,680 463 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,069 can i get you another coffee before we 464 00:10:46,069 --> 00:10:46,079 can i get you another coffee before we 465 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,949 can i get you another coffee before we retreat to somewhere more comfortable 466 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:48,959 retreat to somewhere more comfortable 467 00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:50,630 retreat to somewhere more comfortable i'm sorry charla 468 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:50,640 i'm sorry charla 469 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,110 i'm sorry charla but no matter what we seem to talk about 470 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:53,120 but no matter what we seem to talk about 471 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,269 but no matter what we seem to talk about it always has a habit of ending up the 472 00:10:55,269 --> 00:10:55,279 it always has a habit of ending up the 473 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,670 it always has a habit of ending up the same way that's not true matthew and you 474 00:10:57,670 --> 00:10:57,680 same way that's not true matthew and you 475 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,430 same way that's not true matthew and you know it 476 00:10:59,430 --> 00:10:59,440 know it 477 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,470 know it now 478 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:00,480 now 479 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:04,389 now what do you want for breakfast 480 00:11:04,389 --> 00:11:04,399 481 00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:05,350 sharla 482 00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:05,360 sharla 483 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,949 sharla i have some things to say to you 484 00:11:08,949 --> 00:11:08,959 485 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,350 far away 486 00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:11,360 far away 487 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,710 far away i'm going to marry you 488 00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:14,720 i'm going to marry you 489 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,910 i'm going to marry you oh matthew what can i say well before 490 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:17,920 oh matthew what can i say well before 491 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,509 oh matthew what can i say well before you give the good news to your parents 492 00:11:19,509 --> 00:11:19,519 you give the good news to your parents 493 00:11:19,519 --> 00:11:21,990 you give the good news to your parents there's just one little thing 494 00:11:21,990 --> 00:11:22,000 there's just one little thing 495 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:22,790 there's just one little thing i 496 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:22,800 i 497 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:26,069 i already have one wife oh that well i 498 00:11:26,069 --> 00:11:26,079 already have one wife oh that well i 499 00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:28,069 already have one wife oh that well i know it sounds terribly cliched but no i 500 00:11:28,069 --> 00:11:28,079 know it sounds terribly cliched but no i 501 00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:29,110 know it sounds terribly cliched but no i mean 502 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:29,120 mean 503 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,269 mean i know you're married a wife and kid's 504 00:11:31,269 --> 00:11:31,279 i know you're married a wife and kid's 505 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:34,470 i know you're married a wife and kid's back in the gambia i have done for ages 506 00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:34,480 back in the gambia i have done for ages 507 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,470 back in the gambia i have done for ages you've known all along 508 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:36,480 you've known all along 509 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,389 you've known all along you don't expect me to buy a car without 510 00:11:38,389 --> 00:11:38,399 you don't expect me to buy a car without 511 00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:41,990 you don't expect me to buy a car without checking the logbook first do you 512 00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:42,000 checking the logbook first do you 513 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,790 checking the logbook first do you oh then there was me worrying about 514 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:44,800 oh then there was me worrying about 515 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:49,590 oh then there was me worrying about passing my m.o.t 516 00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:49,600 517 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:56,069 but then again who isn't married 518 00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:56,079 519 00:11:56,079 --> 00:11:57,430 you're married 520 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:57,440 you're married 521 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,310 you're married yes i have a husband back in lagos 522 00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:00,320 yes i have a husband back in lagos 523 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,269 yes i have a husband back in lagos you mean 524 00:12:01,269 --> 00:12:01,279 you mean 525 00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:03,110 you mean all this time i've been dealing with a 526 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:03,120 all this time i've been dealing with a 527 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:08,310 all this time i've been dealing with a married woman 528 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:08,320 529 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:16,710 i feel so cheap 530 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:16,720 531 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,230 are you going to bug me i might get a 532 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:18,240 are you going to bug me i might get a 533 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,829 are you going to bug me i might get a mug you it's that gorgeous one eh 534 00:12:21,829 --> 00:12:21,839 mug you it's that gorgeous one eh 535 00:12:21,839 --> 00:12:23,670 mug you it's that gorgeous one eh and i believe i can run for decent 536 00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:23,680 and i believe i can run for decent 537 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,190 and i believe i can run for decent marathon 538 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:25,200 marathon 539 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:33,910 marathon download valee now 540 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:33,920 541 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,230 so i said to her i said 542 00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:36,240 so i said to her i said 543 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,030 so i said to her i said well 544 00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:37,040 well 545 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,870 well if you're married already 546 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:38,880 if you're married already 547 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,269 if you're married already this changes everything i can't possibly 548 00:12:41,269 --> 00:12:41,279 this changes everything i can't possibly 549 00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:42,710 this changes everything i can't possibly marry you now 550 00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:42,720 marry you now 551 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,470 marry you now yeah but matt i don't really see what 552 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:44,480 yeah but matt i don't really see what 553 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,870 yeah but matt i don't really see what the problem is you're married 554 00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:46,880 the problem is you're married 555 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,190 the problem is you're married she's married so you both got skeletons 556 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:49,200 she's married so you both got skeletons 557 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,190 she's married so you both got skeletons in the cupboard only she isn't making 558 00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:51,200 in the cupboard only she isn't making 559 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,990 in the cupboard only she isn't making any bones about it 560 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:54,000 any bones about it 561 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,190 any bones about it well it's all out in the open now 562 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:57,200 well it's all out in the open now 563 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,550 well it's all out in the open now i think it's unhealthy having a 564 00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:58,560 i think it's unhealthy having a 565 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,350 i think it's unhealthy having a relationship based on lies i agree 566 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:01,360 relationship based on lies i agree 567 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,389 relationship based on lies i agree especially when you get caught 568 00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:04,399 especially when you get caught 569 00:13:04,399 --> 00:13:06,069 especially when you get caught you call man anyway so what did she say 570 00:13:06,069 --> 00:13:06,079 you call man anyway so what did she say 571 00:13:06,079 --> 00:13:08,790 you call man anyway so what did she say when you said you can't marry her well 572 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:08,800 when you said you can't marry her well 573 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,829 when you said you can't marry her well she said 574 00:13:09,829 --> 00:13:09,839 she said 575 00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:11,590 she said thank goodness 576 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:11,600 thank goodness 577 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,750 thank goodness i only wanted you because you're healthy 578 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:13,760 i only wanted you because you're healthy 579 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,430 i only wanted you because you're healthy and have your own teeth 580 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:17,440 581 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,509 you are therefore a suitable candidate 582 00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:19,519 you are therefore a suitable candidate 583 00:13:19,519 --> 00:13:22,150 you are therefore a suitable candidate to sire my child 584 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:22,160 to sire my child 585 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,190 to sire my child yes 586 00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:23,200 yes 587 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,110 yes apparently she always said she had a 588 00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:25,120 apparently she always said she had a 589 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,430 apparently she always said she had a baby when she was 31 and a half years 590 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:27,440 baby when she was 31 and a half years 591 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,829 baby when she was 31 and a half years old which is in 10 months time 592 00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:29,839 old which is in 10 months time 593 00:13:29,839 --> 00:13:33,430 old which is in 10 months time she doesn't want me she wants my 594 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:33,440 595 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,829 and we're jeans talking 501s 596 00:13:35,829 --> 00:13:35,839 and we're jeans talking 501s 597 00:13:35,839 --> 00:13:37,990 and we're jeans talking 501s i could understand it if it were her 598 00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:38,000 i could understand it if it were her 599 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,069 i could understand it if it were her agonizing over me being married 600 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:40,079 agonizing over me being married 601 00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:42,710 agonizing over me being married but when the boot is on the other foot 602 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:42,720 but when the boot is on the other foot 603 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,189 but when the boot is on the other foot wait a minute you're saying it's okay 604 00:13:45,189 --> 00:13:45,199 wait a minute you're saying it's okay 605 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,189 wait a minute you're saying it's okay for shoulder to do all the agonizing but 606 00:13:47,189 --> 00:13:47,199 for shoulder to do all the agonizing but 607 00:13:47,199 --> 00:13:48,389 for shoulder to do all the agonizing but not you 608 00:13:48,389 --> 00:13:48,399 not you 609 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:50,230 not you yes 610 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:50,240 yes 611 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,069 yes well it looks like you've got a case of 612 00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:52,079 well it looks like you've got a case of 613 00:13:52,079 --> 00:13:54,389 well it looks like you've got a case of the good old male double standards 614 00:13:54,389 --> 00:13:54,399 the good old male double standards 615 00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:57,189 the good old male double standards surely i'm not unreasonable 616 00:13:57,189 --> 00:13:57,199 surely i'm not unreasonable 617 00:13:57,199 --> 00:13:59,110 surely i'm not unreasonable but sure of all people should realize 618 00:13:59,110 --> 00:13:59,120 but sure of all people should realize 619 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,790 but sure of all people should realize that west african men and women have 620 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:00,800 that west african men and women have 621 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,790 that west african men and women have their respective traditions 622 00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:02,800 their respective traditions 623 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,949 their respective traditions luckily in our countries men are allowed 624 00:14:04,949 --> 00:14:04,959 luckily in our countries men are allowed 625 00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:07,350 luckily in our countries men are allowed as many wives as they wish but how many 626 00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:07,360 as many wives as they wish but how many 627 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,030 as many wives as they wish but how many husbands are women allowed 628 00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:09,040 husbands are women allowed 629 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,870 husbands are women allowed one 630 00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:10,880 one 631 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,189 one and that's how it should be 632 00:14:13,189 --> 00:14:13,199 and that's how it should be 633 00:14:13,199 --> 00:14:15,269 and that's how it should be liberal fellow aren't you matt don't get 634 00:14:15,269 --> 00:14:15,279 liberal fellow aren't you matt don't get 635 00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:17,590 liberal fellow aren't you matt don't get me wrong i couldn't care less that she's 636 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:17,600 me wrong i couldn't care less that she's 637 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,829 me wrong i couldn't care less that she's treating me like a used tissue 638 00:14:19,829 --> 00:14:19,839 treating me like a used tissue 639 00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:21,910 treating me like a used tissue some husband i feel sorry for 640 00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:21,920 some husband i feel sorry for 641 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,110 some husband i feel sorry for i mean 642 00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:23,120 i mean 643 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,470 i mean there is 644 00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:24,480 there is 645 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,269 there is 400 acres of prime farmland 646 00:14:27,269 --> 00:14:27,279 400 acres of prime farmland 647 00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:29,430 400 acres of prime farmland more cattle than cents 648 00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:29,440 more cattle than cents 649 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,350 more cattle than cents and what is it he still pines for a 650 00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:31,360 and what is it he still pines for a 651 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:35,030 and what is it he still pines for a bucket of kentucky fried chicken 652 00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:35,040 653 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,069 no popeye his wife cholera have they 654 00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:38,079 no popeye his wife cholera have they 655 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:39,509 no popeye his wife cholera have they considered divorce 656 00:14:39,509 --> 00:14:39,519 considered divorce 657 00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:42,550 considered divorce he won't his son loves her 658 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:42,560 he won't his son loves her 659 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,470 he won't his son loves her what about reconciliation 660 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:44,480 what about reconciliation 661 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,230 what about reconciliation charla wrecks every conciliation he 662 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:46,240 charla wrecks every conciliation he 663 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,350 charla wrecks every conciliation he makes 664 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:47,360 makes 665 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,949 makes you see what kind of woman i'm dealing 666 00:14:48,949 --> 00:14:48,959 you see what kind of woman i'm dealing 667 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,230 you see what kind of woman i'm dealing with 668 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:50,240 with 669 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,150 with she wants to have a puff pastry and eat 670 00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:52,160 she wants to have a puff pastry and eat 671 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,670 she wants to have a puff pastry and eat it 672 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:53,680 it 673 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,150 it not that i care of course no no 674 00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:56,160 not that i care of course no no 675 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,590 not that i care of course no no no no no 676 00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:57,600 no no no 677 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,110 no no no from this moment 678 00:14:59,110 --> 00:14:59,120 from this moment 679 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,230 from this moment i would like you all to know that 680 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:00,240 i would like you all to know that 681 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,069 i would like you all to know that charlotte and i are no longer an item 682 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:02,079 charlotte and i are no longer an item 683 00:15:02,079 --> 00:15:05,030 charlotte and i are no longer an item listen she's beautiful she can cook she 684 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:05,040 listen she's beautiful she can cook she 685 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,870 listen she's beautiful she can cook she can throw mean hand of dominoes and 686 00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:06,880 can throw mean hand of dominoes and 687 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,949 can throw mean hand of dominoes and you're going to give her up 688 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:08,959 you're going to give her up 689 00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:10,310 you're going to give her up well 690 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:10,320 well 691 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,949 well we are not really suited 692 00:15:12,949 --> 00:15:12,959 we are not really suited 693 00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:14,949 we are not really suited one cannot even spend a quiet night at 694 00:15:14,949 --> 00:15:14,959 one cannot even spend a quiet night at 695 00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,470 one cannot even spend a quiet night at the opera without her thrusting her 696 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:16,480 the opera without her thrusting her 697 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,150 the opera without her thrusting her education at you 698 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:18,160 education at you 699 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,150 education at you what is it about african women that they 700 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:20,160 what is it about african women that they 701 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,829 what is it about african women that they have to constantly correct what one is 702 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:21,839 have to constantly correct what one is 703 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:23,670 have to constantly correct what one is saying 704 00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:23,680 saying 705 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:27,750 saying to correct constantly what one is saying 706 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:27,760 to correct constantly what one is saying 707 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,230 to correct constantly what one is saying you split your infinitive you see what 708 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:30,240 you split your infinitive you see what 709 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,430 you split your infinitive you see what she's made me do 710 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:33,440 711 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,590 i will be grateful if you all would have 712 00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:35,600 i will be grateful if you all would have 713 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,230 i will be grateful if you all would have no contact with that woman whatsoever 714 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:38,240 no contact with that woman whatsoever 715 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,949 no contact with that woman whatsoever too late i beg your pardon 716 00:15:40,949 --> 00:15:40,959 too late i beg your pardon 717 00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:42,870 too late i beg your pardon scholars are ready phone confirming 718 00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:42,880 scholars are ready phone confirming 719 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,710 scholars are ready phone confirming dinner tomorrow the nether the cheek 720 00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:46,720 dinner tomorrow the nether the cheek 721 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,949 dinner tomorrow the nether the cheek did she happen to mention me at all 722 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:48,959 did she happen to mention me at all 723 00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:51,350 did she happen to mention me at all yes she said could you bring a bottle 724 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:51,360 yes she said could you bring a bottle 725 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,110 yes she said could you bring a bottle and one that goes with the meal this 726 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:53,120 and one that goes with the meal this 727 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,509 and one that goes with the meal this time 728 00:15:55,509 --> 00:15:55,519 time 729 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,230 time she has to be in control all the time 730 00:15:58,230 --> 00:15:58,240 she has to be in control all the time 731 00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,269 she has to be in control all the time well 732 00:15:59,269 --> 00:15:59,279 well 733 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:01,430 well if she thinks i'm going to come running 734 00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:01,440 if she thinks i'm going to come running 735 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,269 if she thinks i'm going to come running back with my tail between my legs she's 736 00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:03,279 back with my tail between my legs she's 737 00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:09,010 back with my tail between my legs she's got another thing coming 738 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:09,020 739 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,310 [Music] 740 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:10,320 [Music] 741 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,470 [Music] sola i don't know how you do it 742 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:12,480 sola i don't know how you do it 743 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,069 sola i don't know how you do it the afters were better than the befores 744 00:16:14,069 --> 00:16:14,079 the afters were better than the befores 745 00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:15,670 the afters were better than the befores and the befores better than the before 746 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:15,680 and the befores better than the before 747 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,509 and the befores better than the before before 748 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:17,519 before 749 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,350 before you can take it at pogba enjoy the 750 00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:19,360 you can take it at pogba enjoy the 751 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,829 you can take it at pogba enjoy the starter the main meal and his stew 752 00:16:21,829 --> 00:16:21,839 starter the main meal and his stew 753 00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,350 starter the main meal and his stew desserts 754 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:23,360 desserts 755 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,749 desserts what after afters 756 00:16:25,749 --> 00:16:25,759 what after afters 757 00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:30,069 what after afters first 758 00:16:30,069 --> 00:16:30,079 759 00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:31,829 matthew 760 00:16:31,829 --> 00:16:31,839 matthew 761 00:16:31,839 --> 00:16:34,310 matthew uh how much boy i know exactly how you 762 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:34,320 uh how much boy i know exactly how you 763 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,949 uh how much boy i know exactly how you feel i'm so full i can hardly speak 764 00:16:36,949 --> 00:16:36,959 feel i'm so full i can hardly speak 765 00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:39,189 feel i'm so full i can hardly speak myself 766 00:16:39,189 --> 00:16:39,199 myself 767 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,230 myself um 768 00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:40,240 um 769 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,269 um chola 770 00:16:41,269 --> 00:16:41,279 chola 771 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:42,389 chola you know what 772 00:16:42,389 --> 00:16:42,399 you know what 773 00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:44,310 you know what desmond and i will have that coffee but 774 00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:44,320 desmond and i will have that coffee but 775 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,310 desmond and i will have that coffee but i don't finish my 776 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:46,320 i don't finish my 777 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,749 i don't finish my oh oh yes coffee will be fine 778 00:16:49,749 --> 00:16:49,759 oh oh yes coffee will be fine 779 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:56,470 oh oh yes coffee will be fine way you usually take it 780 00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:56,480 781 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,910 well this is nice 782 00:16:59,910 --> 00:16:59,920 well this is nice 783 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:00,949 well this is nice matu 784 00:17:00,949 --> 00:17:00,959 matu 785 00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:02,150 matu is what kind of way you think you're 786 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:02,160 is what kind of way you think you're 787 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,390 is what kind of way you think you're carrying on 788 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:04,400 carrying on 789 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,230 carrying on i don't know what you mean shelly well 790 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:06,240 i don't know what you mean shelly well 791 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:09,429 i don't know what you mean shelly well you're more stupid than you look 792 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:09,439 you're more stupid than you look 793 00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:11,270 you're more stupid than you look you come in the woman house with your 794 00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:11,280 you come in the woman house with your 795 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,390 you come in the woman house with your big self 796 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:12,400 big self 797 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,470 big self sit down on her pretty chair with your 798 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:14,480 sit down on her pretty chair with your 799 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,150 sit down on her pretty chair with your big backside 800 00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:16,160 big backside 801 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,990 big backside eat the woman nice food with your big 802 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:18,000 eat the woman nice food with your big 803 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,510 eat the woman nice food with your big moat and your don't say too worst of her 804 00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:19,520 moat and your don't say too worst of her 805 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,669 moat and your don't say too worst of her whole evening i have said more than two 806 00:17:21,669 --> 00:17:21,679 whole evening i have said more than two 807 00:17:21,679 --> 00:17:23,909 whole evening i have said more than two words to her this evening past the salt 808 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:23,919 words to her this evening past the salt 809 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,510 words to her this evening past the salt don't count 810 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:25,520 don't count 811 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,230 don't count why don't you talk your problems through 812 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:28,240 why don't you talk your problems through 813 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,549 why don't you talk your problems through why don't you kiss and make up why don't 814 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:30,559 why don't you kiss and make up why don't 815 00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:32,470 why don't you kiss and make up why don't you forget the whole thing 816 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:32,480 you forget the whole thing 817 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,390 you forget the whole thing look as i see it there are six sites in 818 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:34,400 look as i see it there are six sites in 819 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,110 look as i see it there are six sites in this triangle two husbands two wives and 820 00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:37,120 this triangle two husbands two wives and 821 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,870 this triangle two husbands two wives and if i'm not mistaken two people who 822 00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:38,880 if i'm not mistaken two people who 823 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,310 if i'm not mistaken two people who shouldn't be together and if i'm not 824 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:40,320 shouldn't be together and if i'm not 825 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,190 shouldn't be together and if i'm not mistaken that's one brandy too many 826 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:43,200 mistaken that's one brandy too many 827 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:47,830 mistaken that's one brandy too many for shelley charlotte and i here we are 828 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:47,840 for shelley charlotte and i here we are 829 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:51,110 for shelley charlotte and i here we are oh did i say coffee look i'm so sorry 830 00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:51,120 oh did i say coffee look i'm so sorry 831 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,830 oh did i say coffee look i'm so sorry scholar i meant um hot chocolate 832 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:53,840 scholar i meant um hot chocolate 833 00:17:53,840 --> 00:18:01,830 scholar i meant um hot chocolate oh my favorite pop group 834 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:01,840 835 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,230 it may have escaped you but the woman 836 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:04,240 it may have escaped you but the woman 837 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,630 it may have escaped you but the woman already has a husband 838 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:06,640 already has a husband 839 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,110 already has a husband and shirley i know it seems like i'm 840 00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:09,120 and shirley i know it seems like i'm 841 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,350 and shirley i know it seems like i'm applying double standards yes but that 842 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:11,360 applying double standards yes but that 843 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,029 applying double standards yes but that is the culture we were brought up in 844 00:18:13,029 --> 00:18:13,039 is the culture we were brought up in 845 00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:14,310 is the culture we were brought up in although some of us seem to have 846 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:14,320 although some of us seem to have 847 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:18,470 although some of us seem to have forgotten that little fact 848 00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:18,480 849 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,230 the way i was brought up you have one 850 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:20,240 the way i was brought up you have one 851 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,310 the way i was brought up you have one husband one wife 852 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:22,320 husband one wife 853 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,310 husband one wife but no matter what you call it monogamy 854 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:24,320 but no matter what you call it monogamy 855 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,029 but no matter what you call it monogamy polygamy the whole caboodle me 856 00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:27,039 polygamy the whole caboodle me 857 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,270 polygamy the whole caboodle me it's the relationship that counts based 858 00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:29,280 it's the relationship that counts based 859 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,710 it's the relationship that counts based on love 860 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:30,720 on love 861 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,590 on love honesty and respect and disputes in a 862 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:33,600 honesty and respect and disputes in a 863 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,070 honesty and respect and disputes in a relationship cannot be resolved without 864 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:36,080 relationship cannot be resolved without 865 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,510 relationship cannot be resolved without communication 866 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:37,520 communication 867 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,630 communication oprah winfrey last tuesday 868 00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:40,640 oprah winfrey last tuesday 869 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,830 oprah winfrey last tuesday why couples break up 870 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:43,840 why couples break up 871 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:47,029 why couples break up macho pogba i'm sure you're right 872 00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:47,039 macho pogba i'm sure you're right 873 00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:48,710 macho pogba i'm sure you're right too brutal 874 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:48,720 too brutal 875 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,350 too brutal swallow your pride man talk to shola one 876 00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:51,360 swallow your pride man talk to shola one 877 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,710 swallow your pride man talk to shola one hot chocolate 878 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:52,720 hot chocolate 879 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,669 hot chocolate you sexy thing you 880 00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:55,679 you sexy thing you 881 00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:58,789 you sexy thing you so now what about my coughing right pop 882 00:18:58,789 --> 00:18:58,799 so now what about my coughing right pop 883 00:18:58,799 --> 00:19:01,430 so now what about my coughing right pop by desmond shelley may scholar and i'd 884 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:01,440 by desmond shelley may scholar and i'd 885 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,310 by desmond shelley may scholar and i'd be left alone oh is that the time come 886 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:04,320 be left alone oh is that the time come 887 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:10,390 be left alone oh is that the time come along gentlemen 888 00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:10,400 889 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,830 have you noticed 890 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:11,840 have you noticed 891 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:18,230 have you noticed they haven't blinked 892 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:18,240 893 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,830 can i have a doggy bag 894 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:22,840 895 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,669 charlotte how could you 896 00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:25,679 charlotte how could you 897 00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:27,270 charlotte how could you you don't think i see the way people 898 00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:27,280 you don't think i see the way people 899 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,870 you don't think i see the way people look at me now when i walk down 900 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:28,880 look at me now when i walk down 901 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,630 look at me now when i walk down kensington high street 902 00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:30,640 kensington high street 903 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,230 kensington high street they go oh look there's matthew he asks 904 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:34,240 they go oh look there's matthew he asks 905 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,230 they go oh look there's matthew he asks his girl to marry him only to be told by 906 00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:36,240 his girl to marry him only to be told by 907 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,230 his girl to marry him only to be told by her sorry i've got a husband back in 908 00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:38,240 her sorry i've got a husband back in 909 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,870 her sorry i've got a husband back in sunny lagos 910 00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:40,880 sunny lagos 911 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,350 sunny lagos well we are amused 912 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:43,360 well we are amused 913 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,470 well we are amused not 914 00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:44,480 not 915 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,710 not and you want to know the best 916 00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:46,720 and you want to know the best 917 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,350 and you want to know the best she only wanted him so he could give her 918 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:49,360 she only wanted him so he could give her 919 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,990 she only wanted him so he could give her a baby not flowers like any normal 920 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:52,000 a baby not flowers like any normal 921 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,310 a baby not flowers like any normal girlfriend that's hardly fair matthew 922 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:54,320 girlfriend that's hardly fair matthew 923 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,830 girlfriend that's hardly fair matthew isn't it 924 00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:55,840 isn't it 925 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,830 isn't it when my real friends look at me they see 926 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:57,840 when my real friends look at me they see 927 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,669 when my real friends look at me they see matthew the brain 928 00:19:59,669 --> 00:19:59,679 matthew the brain 929 00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:01,750 matthew the brain you see massive the body 930 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:01,760 you see massive the body 931 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,230 you see massive the body i'm not only interested in your body 932 00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:04,240 i'm not only interested in your body 933 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,830 i'm not only interested in your body you've got a good heart there you go 934 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:05,840 you've got a good heart there you go 935 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,630 you've got a good heart there you go again back to my body 936 00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:08,640 again back to my body 937 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,310 again back to my body physical 938 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:10,320 physical 939 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,590 physical oh 940 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:11,600 oh 941 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,870 oh didn't it 942 00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:12,880 didn't it 943 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,669 didn't it mean anything to you 944 00:20:15,669 --> 00:20:15,679 mean anything to you 945 00:20:15,679 --> 00:20:17,669 mean anything to you apart from my marriage which was doomed 946 00:20:17,669 --> 00:20:17,679 apart from my marriage which was doomed 947 00:20:17,679 --> 00:20:19,510 apart from my marriage which was doomed before it even started 948 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:19,520 before it even started 949 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,270 before it even started i've had everything planned since i was 950 00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:21,280 i've had everything planned since i was 951 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,669 i've had everything planned since i was a little girl my degree my career this 952 00:20:23,669 --> 00:20:23,679 a little girl my degree my career this 953 00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:25,270 a little girl my degree my career this apartment 954 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:25,280 apartment 955 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,270 apartment right down to the name of my daughter 956 00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:27,280 right down to the name of my daughter 957 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,190 right down to the name of my daughter joy whom i would have when i reached the 958 00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:29,200 joy whom i would have when i reached the 959 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,190 joy whom i would have when i reached the age of 31 and a half 960 00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:31,200 age of 31 and a half 961 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,029 age of 31 and a half are you sure you don't know her star 962 00:20:33,029 --> 00:20:33,039 are you sure you don't know her star 963 00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:34,470 are you sure you don't know her star sign as well 964 00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:34,480 sign as well 965 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,909 sign as well piscean 966 00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:35,919 piscean 967 00:20:35,919 --> 00:20:39,669 piscean and she would be seven pounds ten ounces 968 00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:39,679 and she would be seven pounds ten ounces 969 00:20:39,679 --> 00:20:43,029 and she would be seven pounds ten ounces may your powers of prediction 970 00:20:43,029 --> 00:20:43,039 may your powers of prediction 971 00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:45,029 may your powers of prediction well they didn't predict me falling for 972 00:20:45,029 --> 00:20:45,039 well they didn't predict me falling for 973 00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:48,630 well they didn't predict me falling for the prospective father 974 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:48,640 the prospective father 975 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,310 the prospective father so 976 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:50,320 so 977 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:57,510 so where do we go from here 978 00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:57,520 979 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,430 a whole day gone by 980 00:20:59,430 --> 00:20:59,440 a whole day gone by 981 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,830 a whole day gone by are no sign of matu for tea and toast 982 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:01,840 are no sign of matu for tea and toast 983 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,990 are no sign of matu for tea and toast yes he could have at least popped in and 984 00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:04,000 yes he could have at least popped in and 985 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,750 yes he could have at least popped in and given us the low down on him and 986 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:05,760 given us the low down on him and 987 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,750 given us the low down on him and shoulder well after last night's 988 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:07,760 shoulder well after last night's 989 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,430 shoulder well after last night's performance can you blame him for nacho 990 00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:09,440 performance can you blame him for nacho 991 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,510 performance can you blame him for nacho in his face so i take it this 992 00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:11,520 in his face so i take it this 993 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,070 in his face so i take it this relationship is often well you never can 994 00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:14,080 relationship is often well you never can 995 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,110 relationship is often well you never can tell 996 00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:15,120 tell 997 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,310 tell you should see the way they were looking 998 00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:16,320 you should see the way they were looking 999 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,950 you should see the way they were looking at each other before we left last night 1000 00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:18,960 at each other before we left last night 1001 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,710 at each other before we left last night so it's on again 1002 00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:20,720 so it's on again 1003 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:21,990 so it's on again who knows 1004 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:22,000 who knows 1005 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,669 who knows the one woman that could take matthew's 1006 00:21:23,669 --> 00:21:23,679 the one woman that could take matthew's 1007 00:21:23,679 --> 00:21:25,430 the one woman that could take matthew's eyes out of his books and she's got his 1008 00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:25,440 eyes out of his books and she's got his 1009 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,950 eyes out of his books and she's got his ego all in a twist 1010 00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:26,960 ego all in a twist 1011 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,830 ego all in a twist yes it's a pity he can't find true love 1012 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:29,840 yes it's a pity he can't find true love 1013 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:39,909 yes it's a pity he can't find true love like me and susu 1014 00:21:39,909 --> 00:21:39,919 1015 00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:41,750 hang on hang on a second guys 1016 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:41,760 hang on hang on a second guys 1017 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,310 hang on hang on a second guys i bet you i bet you right after you guys 1018 00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:44,320 i bet you i bet you right after you guys 1019 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,549 i bet you i bet you right after you guys left last night matthew has showed her 1020 00:21:46,549 --> 00:21:46,559 left last night matthew has showed her 1021 00:21:46,559 --> 00:21:49,190 left last night matthew has showed her this blazing round he told elba to get 1022 00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:49,200 this blazing round he told elba to get 1023 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,110 this blazing round he told elba to get off she told him where to get off and no 1024 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:51,120 off she told him where to get off and no 1025 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:55,430 off she told him where to get off and no one got off with anyone 1026 00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:55,440 1027 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,750 good evening my dear friends it's a bet 1028 00:21:59,750 --> 00:21:59,760 good evening my dear friends it's a bet 1029 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,430 good evening my dear friends it's a bet sharla and i have an announcement to 1030 00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:01,440 sharla and i have an announcement to 1031 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,470 sharla and i have an announcement to make 1032 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:02,480 make 1033 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,789 make we've decided not to get married 1034 00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:04,799 we've decided not to get married 1035 00:22:04,799 --> 00:22:06,630 we've decided not to get married congratulations 1036 00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:06,640 congratulations 1037 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,549 congratulations now i'm completely lost 1038 00:22:08,549 --> 00:22:08,559 now i'm completely lost 1039 00:22:08,559 --> 00:22:11,270 now i'm completely lost but what about the engagement ring 1040 00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:11,280 but what about the engagement ring 1041 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,190 but what about the engagement ring well we went back to the jewellers and 1042 00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:13,200 well we went back to the jewellers and 1043 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,909 well we went back to the jewellers and it's now a friendship ring oh 1044 00:22:15,909 --> 00:22:15,919 it's now a friendship ring oh 1045 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,590 it's now a friendship ring oh man i would have got my money back and 1046 00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:17,600 man i would have got my money back and 1047 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,070 man i would have got my money back and bought myself a good pair of shoes all 1048 00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:20,080 bought myself a good pair of shoes all 1049 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,029 bought myself a good pair of shoes all right 1050 00:22:21,029 --> 00:22:21,039 right 1051 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:23,430 right this ring could buy your entire wardrobe 1052 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:23,440 this ring could buy your entire wardrobe 1053 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,950 this ring could buy your entire wardrobe several times over 1054 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:24,960 several times over 1055 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,510 several times over we were deliberating all night is that 1056 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:27,520 we were deliberating all night is that 1057 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,430 we were deliberating all night is that what they're calling it these days 1058 00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:29,440 what they're calling it these days 1059 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,950 what they're calling it these days and we're going to the conclusion that 1060 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:30,960 and we're going to the conclusion that 1061 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,950 and we're going to the conclusion that for both our sex we should end the 1062 00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:32,960 for both our sex we should end the 1063 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,789 for both our sex we should end the relationship oh 1064 00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:34,799 relationship oh 1065 00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:37,350 relationship oh and just be good friends 1066 00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:37,360 and just be good friends 1067 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,110 and just be good friends why didn't i think of that you know 1068 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:39,120 why didn't i think of that you know 1069 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,510 why didn't i think of that you know shelly you were right you see desmond 1070 00:22:41,510 --> 00:22:41,520 shelly you were right you see desmond 1071 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,870 shelly you were right you see desmond you're the only one who got trouble 1072 00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:42,880 you're the only one who got trouble 1073 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,750 you're the only one who got trouble saying those words 1074 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:45,760 1075 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,990 what i take for single-mindedness is 1076 00:22:47,990 --> 00:22:48,000 what i take for single-mindedness is 1077 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,630 what i take for single-mindedness is really double standards ah so you 1078 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:50,640 really double standards ah so you 1079 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,350 really double standards ah so you watched adult oprah as well 1080 00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:53,360 watched adult oprah as well 1081 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,510 watched adult oprah as well no it's a pity it didn't work out though 1082 00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:55,520 no it's a pity it didn't work out though 1083 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,350 no it's a pity it didn't work out though yes we were just saying what a long-term 1084 00:22:57,350 --> 00:22:57,360 yes we were just saying what a long-term 1085 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,029 yes we were just saying what a long-term couple you wear 1086 00:22:59,029 --> 00:22:59,039 couple you wear 1087 00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:01,909 couple you wear well this way is even longer tim 1088 00:23:01,909 --> 00:23:01,919 well this way is even longer tim 1089 00:23:01,919 --> 00:23:04,070 well this way is even longer tim now i have someone to go to the opera 1090 00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:04,080 now i have someone to go to the opera 1091 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,870 now i have someone to go to the opera with who can explain what's going on 1092 00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:06,880 with who can explain what's going on 1093 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,029 with who can explain what's going on what about the baby 1094 00:23:09,029 --> 00:23:09,039 what about the baby 1095 00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,789 what about the baby people who are just good friends don't 1096 00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:10,799 people who are just good friends don't 1097 00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:12,630 people who are just good friends don't do that kind of thing oh i'm just going 1098 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:12,640 do that kind of thing oh i'm just going 1099 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,669 do that kind of thing oh i'm just going to relax and enjoy life after all one 1100 00:23:15,669 --> 00:23:15,679 to relax and enjoy life after all one 1101 00:23:15,679 --> 00:23:19,190 to relax and enjoy life after all one can have babies at any time at any age 1102 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:19,200 can have babies at any time at any age 1103 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,750 can have babies at any time at any age i think perhaps 32 and three quarters 1104 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:21,760 i think perhaps 32 and three quarters 1105 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,230 i think perhaps 32 and three quarters will be fine 1106 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:24,240 will be fine 1107 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,990 will be fine well i still think this calls for a 1108 00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:26,000 well i still think this calls for a 1109 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,110 well i still think this calls for a celebration 1110 00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:27,120 celebration 1111 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,190 celebration champagne no no better than shampoo 1112 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:29,200 champagne no no better than shampoo 1113 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,710 champagne no no better than shampoo what's better than champagne for a 1114 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:30,720 what's better than champagne for a 1115 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,950 what's better than champagne for a celebration 1116 00:23:32,950 --> 00:23:32,960 celebration 1117 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,350 celebration dominoes 1118 00:23:35,350 --> 00:23:35,360 dominoes 1119 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:50,440 dominoes and for a very special friend 1120 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:50,450 1121 00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:56,680 [Music] 1122 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:56,690 1123 00:23:56,690 --> 00:24:03,430 [Music] 1124 00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:03,440 1125 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,840 ah