1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:12,709 [Music] 2 00:00:12,709 --> 00:00:12,719 [Music] 3 00:00:12,719 --> 00:00:19,100 [Music] i want my coconut tree 4 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:19,110 5 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:26,070 [Music] 6 00:00:26,070 --> 00:00:26,080 7 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,310 let's keep the music sweet wind up your 8 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:28,320 let's keep the music sweet wind up your 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,750 let's keep the music sweet wind up your wears and feel 10 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:30,760 wears and feel 11 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:39,110 wears and feel [Music] 12 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:39,120 13 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,069 boy 14 00:00:40,069 --> 00:00:40,079 boy 15 00:00:40,079 --> 00:00:41,990 boy i've come out of retirement but my feet 16 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:42,000 i've come out of retirement but my feet 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,910 i've come out of retirement but my feet don't seem to have got the message you 18 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:43,920 don't seem to have got the message you 19 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,270 don't seem to have got the message you know they're burning like they're on 20 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:45,280 know they're burning like they're on 21 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,590 know they're burning like they're on fire you've been a lollipop man for five 22 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:47,600 fire you've been a lollipop man for five 23 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,950 fire you've been a lollipop man for five minutes i've been a barber for thirty 24 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:48,960 minutes i've been a barber for thirty 25 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,630 minutes i've been a barber for thirty years i mean walk from here to tim buck 26 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:50,640 years i mean walk from here to tim buck 27 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,950 years i mean walk from here to tim buck to and back by now proving that all rust 28 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:52,960 to and back by now proving that all rust 29 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,029 to and back by now proving that all rust lay to africa 30 00:00:55,029 --> 00:00:55,039 lay to africa 31 00:00:55,039 --> 00:00:57,189 lay to africa and my feet are still holding up well 32 00:00:57,189 --> 00:00:57,199 and my feet are still holding up well 33 00:00:57,199 --> 00:00:58,790 and my feet are still holding up well mine are not so much you look i want you 34 00:00:58,790 --> 00:00:58,800 mine are not so much you look i want you 35 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,229 mine are not so much you look i want you to come down and measure how many feet 36 00:01:00,229 --> 00:01:00,239 to come down and measure how many feet 37 00:01:00,239 --> 00:01:02,470 to come down and measure how many feet per day i'm walking why 38 00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:02,480 per day i'm walking why 39 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,149 per day i'm walking why you're gonna make an extra charge for 40 00:01:04,149 --> 00:01:04,159 you're gonna make an extra charge for 41 00:01:04,159 --> 00:01:05,590 you're gonna make an extra charge for footage come on cooper i don't know what 42 00:01:05,590 --> 00:01:05,600 footage come on cooper i don't know what 43 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,070 footage come on cooper i don't know what misses things in feet anymore my feet do 44 00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:08,080 misses things in feet anymore my feet do 45 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,830 misses things in feet anymore my feet do that's what's wrong with the world today 46 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:09,840 that's what's wrong with the world today 47 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,350 that's what's wrong with the world today people keep changing things and it gets 48 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:11,360 people keep changing things and it gets 49 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,030 people keep changing things and it gets confusing you know country is changing 50 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:13,040 confusing you know country is changing 51 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,710 confusing you know country is changing the names men changing to women women 52 00:01:14,710 --> 00:01:14,720 the names men changing to women women 53 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,109 the names men changing to women women changing to men right here's my game i 54 00:01:17,109 --> 00:01:17,119 changing to men right here's my game i 55 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,870 changing to men right here's my game i think i'm going to see vanessa why 56 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:18,880 think i'm going to see vanessa why 57 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,350 think i'm going to see vanessa why changing the man sure 58 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:21,360 changing the man sure 59 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,190 changing the man sure you promised to spend a little more time 60 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:23,200 you promised to spend a little more time 61 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,190 you promised to spend a little more time around the house joy and your half term 62 00:01:25,190 --> 00:01:25,200 around the house joy and your half term 63 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,910 around the house joy and your half term you remember yes mama remember sweep up 64 00:01:27,910 --> 00:01:27,920 you remember yes mama remember sweep up 65 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,350 you remember yes mama remember sweep up take the dustbin out have dinner with 66 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:29,360 take the dustbin out have dinner with 67 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,670 take the dustbin out have dinner with the family yeah i remember okay okay i 68 00:01:31,670 --> 00:01:31,680 the family yeah i remember okay okay i 69 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,149 the family yeah i remember okay okay i hear you you hear me but do you obey me 70 00:01:34,149 --> 00:01:34,159 hear you you hear me but do you obey me 71 00:01:34,159 --> 00:01:36,230 hear you you hear me but do you obey me obey you well come on mum this isn't the 72 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:36,240 obey you well come on mum this isn't the 73 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,149 obey you well come on mum this isn't the victorian era anymore i mean obeying 74 00:01:38,149 --> 00:01:38,159 victorian era anymore i mean obeying 75 00:01:38,159 --> 00:01:39,910 victorian era anymore i mean obeying surrendering your rights isn't it right 76 00:01:39,910 --> 00:01:39,920 surrendering your rights isn't it right 77 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:43,510 surrendering your rights isn't it right spot rights you're our son 78 00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:43,520 79 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,469 i'm also a person i'm off will you speak 80 00:01:46,469 --> 00:01:46,479 i'm also a person i'm off will you speak 81 00:01:46,479 --> 00:01:47,830 i'm also a person i'm off will you speak to your mother like that do you have to 82 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:47,840 to your mother like that do you have to 83 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,190 to your mother like that do you have to sleep with one are you up here are you 84 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:49,200 sleep with one are you up here are you 85 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,030 sleep with one are you up here are you ready 86 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:51,040 ready 87 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,190 ready hello vicar 88 00:01:53,190 --> 00:01:53,200 hello vicar 89 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,870 hello vicar good morning 90 00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:54,880 good morning 91 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,630 good morning trouble with the broom oh nothing 92 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:56,640 trouble with the broom oh nothing 93 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,870 trouble with the broom oh nothing nothing how nice to see you vicar oh 94 00:01:58,870 --> 00:01:58,880 nothing how nice to see you vicar oh 95 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,510 nothing how nice to see you vicar oh please call me godfrey 96 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:01,520 please call me godfrey 97 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,350 please call me godfrey what can we do for your godfrey i 98 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:03,360 what can we do for your godfrey i 99 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,670 what can we do for your godfrey i thought i might indulge in a haircut 100 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:05,680 thought i might indulge in a haircut 101 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:09,510 thought i might indulge in a haircut stephanie 102 00:02:09,510 --> 00:02:09,520 103 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,430 now what's it going to be short back and 104 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:11,440 now what's it going to be short back and 105 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,790 now what's it going to be short back and sides 106 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:12,800 sides 107 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,309 sides not much else you can do with it is 108 00:02:14,309 --> 00:02:14,319 not much else you can do with it is 109 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:15,990 not much else you can do with it is there 110 00:02:15,990 --> 00:02:16,000 there 111 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,430 there i'd rather hope you might have some hair 112 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:17,440 i'd rather hope you might have some hair 113 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,790 i'd rather hope you might have some hair restorer 114 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:18,800 restorer 115 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,309 restorer i know some things are supposed to be 116 00:02:20,309 --> 00:02:20,319 i know some things are supposed to be 117 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:22,630 i know some things are supposed to be very good stewed cassava roots and 118 00:02:22,630 --> 00:02:22,640 very good stewed cassava roots and 119 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,390 very good stewed cassava roots and ginger beer 120 00:02:24,390 --> 00:02:24,400 ginger beer 121 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,550 ginger beer don't you listen to him reverend godfrey 122 00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:26,560 don't you listen to him reverend godfrey 123 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,390 don't you listen to him reverend godfrey i put that stuff on my head every night 124 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:28,400 i put that stuff on my head every night 125 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,589 i put that stuff on my head every night for a week 126 00:02:29,589 --> 00:02:29,599 for a week 127 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:34,470 for a week did it work it was a miracle 128 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:34,480 129 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,110 you were meant to eat it popeye 130 00:02:37,110 --> 00:02:37,120 you were meant to eat it popeye 131 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,150 you were meant to eat it popeye you know 132 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:38,160 you know 133 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,589 you know i think there's only one thing left to 134 00:02:39,589 --> 00:02:39,599 i think there's only one thing left to 135 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:42,070 i think there's only one thing left to do about your hair vicar what's that 136 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:42,080 do about your hair vicar what's that 137 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,750 do about your hair vicar what's that pray 138 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:45,760 139 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,150 excuse me 140 00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:48,160 excuse me 141 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,830 excuse me the appliance of science 142 00:02:51,830 --> 00:02:51,840 the appliance of science 143 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,229 the appliance of science uh hello 144 00:02:54,229 --> 00:02:54,239 uh hello 145 00:02:54,239 --> 00:02:56,470 uh hello you're at the church already sir 146 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:56,480 you're at the church already sir 147 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,710 you're at the church already sir i'll be there as soon as i can at the 148 00:02:58,710 --> 00:02:58,720 i'll be there as soon as i can at the 149 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,589 i'll be there as soon as i can at the key 150 00:02:59,589 --> 00:02:59,599 key 151 00:02:59,599 --> 00:03:01,750 key it's under the dustbin 152 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:01,760 it's under the dustbin 153 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,309 it's under the dustbin goodbye sir i'm sorry about that my 154 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:04,319 goodbye sir i'm sorry about that my 155 00:03:04,319 --> 00:03:06,790 goodbye sir i'm sorry about that my little indulgence will have to wait the 156 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:06,800 little indulgence will have to wait the 157 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,309 little indulgence will have to wait the boss always visits on the third 158 00:03:08,309 --> 00:03:08,319 boss always visits on the third 159 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:10,869 boss always visits on the third wednesday of the month your boss visits 160 00:03:10,869 --> 00:03:10,879 wednesday of the month your boss visits 161 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:12,710 wednesday of the month your boss visits in person you mean you can speak with 162 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:12,720 in person you mean you can speak with 163 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,309 in person you mean you can speak with them on the telephone just like that 164 00:03:14,309 --> 00:03:14,319 them on the telephone just like that 165 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,229 them on the telephone just like that welcome man i have a problem i can't 166 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:16,239 welcome man i have a problem i can't 167 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:19,990 welcome man i have a problem i can't call him up you have a special number 168 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:20,000 call him up you have a special number 169 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,630 call him up you have a special number i was talking to the bishop oh oh which 170 00:03:22,630 --> 00:03:22,640 i was talking to the bishop oh oh which 171 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,949 i was talking to the bishop oh oh which brings me to another reason why i'm here 172 00:03:24,949 --> 00:03:24,959 brings me to another reason why i'm here 173 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:26,869 brings me to another reason why i'm here he's very impressed with shirley's work 174 00:03:26,869 --> 00:03:26,879 he's very impressed with shirley's work 175 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:28,869 he's very impressed with shirley's work in the community and wants to know if 176 00:03:28,869 --> 00:03:28,879 in the community and wants to know if 177 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:33,670 in the community and wants to know if she would preach on sunday oh me preach 178 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:33,680 she would preach on sunday oh me preach 179 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,070 she would preach on sunday oh me preach you're serious absolutely 180 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:36,080 you're serious absolutely 181 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,630 you're serious absolutely we both think you'd be splendid 182 00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:38,640 we both think you'd be splendid 183 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,630 we both think you'd be splendid i bet my cats are on it oh what does my 184 00:03:40,630 --> 00:03:40,640 i bet my cats are on it oh what does my 185 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,470 i bet my cats are on it oh what does my wife know about preaching more than you 186 00:03:42,470 --> 00:03:42,480 wife know about preaching more than you 187 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,550 wife know about preaching more than you know about barbering 188 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:44,560 know about barbering 189 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,110 know about barbering i know plenty i had to listen to my 190 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:47,120 i know plenty i had to listen to my 191 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,309 i know plenty i had to listen to my father every day for over 20 years 192 00:03:50,309 --> 00:03:50,319 father every day for over 20 years 193 00:03:50,319 --> 00:03:52,149 father every day for over 20 years listening and doing two entirely 194 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:52,159 listening and doing two entirely 195 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:54,309 listening and doing two entirely different things back home women have 196 00:03:54,309 --> 00:03:54,319 different things back home women have 197 00:03:54,319 --> 00:03:56,550 different things back home women have been preaching for years there's nothing 198 00:03:56,550 --> 00:03:56,560 been preaching for years there's nothing 199 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,350 been preaching for years there's nothing extraordinary about it absolutely and 200 00:03:59,350 --> 00:03:59,360 extraordinary about it absolutely and 201 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,030 extraordinary about it absolutely and now that they can be ordained that's 202 00:04:01,030 --> 00:04:01,040 now that they can be ordained that's 203 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,190 now that they can be ordained that's what i was saying men changing to women 204 00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:03,200 what i was saying men changing to women 205 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,869 what i was saying men changing to women women changing 206 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:04,879 women changing 207 00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:06,470 women changing which doesn't change the fact that 208 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:06,480 which doesn't change the fact that 209 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,149 which doesn't change the fact that preaching is for preachers it's a man's 210 00:04:08,149 --> 00:04:08,159 preaching is for preachers it's a man's 211 00:04:08,159 --> 00:04:10,390 preaching is for preachers it's a man's job not for you my little sugar flower 212 00:04:10,390 --> 00:04:10,400 job not for you my little sugar flower 213 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,990 job not for you my little sugar flower which means you think i should stick to 214 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:12,000 which means you think i should stick to 215 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,589 which means you think i should stick to doing the flowers and teaching sunday 216 00:04:13,589 --> 00:04:13,599 doing the flowers and teaching sunday 217 00:04:13,599 --> 00:04:15,190 doing the flowers and teaching sunday school yes 218 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:15,200 school yes 219 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,789 school yes no look don't put words in my 220 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:16,799 no look don't put words in my 221 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:18,789 no look don't put words in my emotionally that's not what i'm saying 222 00:04:18,789 --> 00:04:18,799 emotionally that's not what i'm saying 223 00:04:18,799 --> 00:04:21,430 emotionally that's not what i'm saying but that's what you mean oh dear i 224 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:21,440 but that's what you mean oh dear i 225 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,030 but that's what you mean oh dear i didn't mean to come between husband and 226 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:23,040 didn't mean to come between husband and 227 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,430 didn't mean to come between husband and wife no you didn't vicar 228 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:25,440 wife no you didn't vicar 229 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,430 wife no you didn't vicar all you did was remind me what a cook or 230 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:27,440 all you did was remind me what a cook or 231 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,150 all you did was remind me what a cook or not head my husband can be 232 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:30,160 not head my husband can be 233 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:34,100 not head my husband can be think about it oh lord 234 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:34,110 235 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:35,430 [Music] 236 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:35,440 [Music] 237 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,990 [Music] that'll be 41p mike how much 238 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:38,000 that'll be 41p mike how much 239 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,310 that'll be 41p mike how much but i only wanted one bottle of milk at 240 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:40,320 but i only wanted one bottle of milk at 241 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,070 but i only wanted one bottle of milk at that price i could buy the whole cow and 242 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:42,080 that price i could buy the whole cow and 243 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:47,030 that price i could buy the whole cow and milk it myself 244 00:04:47,030 --> 00:04:47,040 245 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:51,110 too late i finished 246 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:51,120 247 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,950 boy i'm at you the shop is quiet this 248 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:52,960 boy i'm at you the shop is quiet this 249 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,749 boy i'm at you the shop is quiet this morning just as well 250 00:04:55,749 --> 00:04:55,759 morning just as well 251 00:04:55,759 --> 00:04:58,469 morning just as well that's the sourest face i've ever seen 252 00:04:58,469 --> 00:04:58,479 that's the sourest face i've ever seen 253 00:04:58,479 --> 00:05:00,550 that's the sourest face i've ever seen oh he's just sucking because cheryl is 254 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:00,560 oh he's just sucking because cheryl is 255 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,870 oh he's just sucking because cheryl is upstairs working on her sermon 256 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:02,880 upstairs working on her sermon 257 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,629 upstairs working on her sermon i'm not a happy man 258 00:05:04,629 --> 00:05:04,639 i'm not a happy man 259 00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:06,550 i'm not a happy man yeah well it's your own fault dad and 260 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:06,560 yeah well it's your own fault dad and 261 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,670 yeah well it's your own fault dad and now thanks to you i'm lumbered with the 262 00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:07,680 now thanks to you i'm lumbered with the 263 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,749 now thanks to you i'm lumbered with the cooking on top of everything else stop 264 00:05:09,749 --> 00:05:09,759 cooking on top of everything else stop 265 00:05:09,759 --> 00:05:11,909 cooking on top of everything else stop leaning on that broom and sweep up just 266 00:05:11,909 --> 00:05:11,919 leaning on that broom and sweep up just 267 00:05:11,919 --> 00:05:13,830 leaning on that broom and sweep up just because you're at university don't think 268 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:13,840 because you're at university don't think 269 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,390 because you're at university don't think i can make your eye water 270 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:16,400 i can make your eye water 271 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,909 i can make your eye water you're gonna have to make my eye water 272 00:05:17,909 --> 00:05:17,919 you're gonna have to make my eye water 273 00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:20,150 you're gonna have to make my eye water as well because i agree with shown 274 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:20,160 as well because i agree with shown 275 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,070 as well because i agree with shown so do i sometimes your tongue is too 276 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:22,080 so do i sometimes your tongue is too 277 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,629 so do i sometimes your tongue is too loose inside your mouth my friend 278 00:05:24,629 --> 00:05:24,639 loose inside your mouth my friend 279 00:05:24,639 --> 00:05:26,950 loose inside your mouth my friend no you look dad if you hadn't told mom 280 00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:26,960 no you look dad if you hadn't told mom 281 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,230 no you look dad if you hadn't told mom that preaching was men's work she 282 00:05:28,230 --> 00:05:28,240 that preaching was men's work she 283 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,670 that preaching was men's work she wouldn't have given it a second full 284 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:29,680 wouldn't have given it a second full 285 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,670 wouldn't have given it a second full that's right she should be down here 286 00:05:31,670 --> 00:05:31,680 that's right she should be down here 287 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,670 that's right she should be down here attending to the customers instead of 288 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:33,680 attending to the customers instead of 289 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,749 attending to the customers instead of pacing up and down obsessed worrying 290 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:35,759 pacing up and down obsessed worrying 291 00:05:35,759 --> 00:05:37,749 pacing up and down obsessed worrying about what she's going to say i have to 292 00:05:37,749 --> 00:05:37,759 about what she's going to say i have to 293 00:05:37,759 --> 00:05:40,790 about what she's going to say i have to agree with machu and sean and gloria 294 00:05:40,790 --> 00:05:40,800 agree with machu and sean and gloria 295 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,430 agree with machu and sean and gloria you know desmond that surely does not 296 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:43,440 you know desmond that surely does not 297 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,510 you know desmond that surely does not want to walk away from a challenge you 298 00:05:45,510 --> 00:05:45,520 want to walk away from a challenge you 299 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,950 want to walk away from a challenge you remember back home when we were in 300 00:05:46,950 --> 00:05:46,960 remember back home when we were in 301 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,550 remember back home when we were in school and teacher ivy told us only the 302 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:48,560 school and teacher ivy told us only the 303 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,230 school and teacher ivy told us only the boys were allowed to climb the big star 304 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:50,240 boys were allowed to climb the big star 305 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,469 boys were allowed to climb the big star apple tree in the school yard surely she 306 00:05:52,469 --> 00:05:52,479 apple tree in the school yard surely she 307 00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:54,230 apple tree in the school yard surely she needed right up to the top and took her 308 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:54,240 needed right up to the top and took her 309 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,870 needed right up to the top and took her lips like a man she was a child and 310 00:05:56,870 --> 00:05:56,880 lips like a man she was a child and 311 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,710 lips like a man she was a child and she's a grown woman now then you should 312 00:05:58,710 --> 00:05:58,720 she's a grown woman now then you should 313 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,110 she's a grown woman now then you should treat her like one listen i never said 314 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:01,120 treat her like one listen i never said 315 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,029 treat her like one listen i never said she couldn't preach oh well you wouldn't 316 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:03,039 she couldn't preach oh well you wouldn't 317 00:06:03,039 --> 00:06:05,110 she couldn't preach oh well you wouldn't dare dad it's just that i don't like all 318 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:05,120 dare dad it's just that i don't like all 319 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,749 dare dad it's just that i don't like all this disruption she has not time to go 320 00:06:07,749 --> 00:06:07,759 this disruption she has not time to go 321 00:06:07,759 --> 00:06:09,909 this disruption she has not time to go shopping the wash is piling up i have 322 00:06:09,909 --> 00:06:09,919 shopping the wash is piling up i have 323 00:06:09,919 --> 00:06:12,070 shopping the wash is piling up i have got an iron shirt for days gloria's 324 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:12,080 got an iron shirt for days gloria's 325 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,469 got an iron shirt for days gloria's attempting to do here meals reduce the 326 00:06:14,469 --> 00:06:14,479 attempting to do here meals reduce the 327 00:06:14,479 --> 00:06:16,629 attempting to do here meals reduce the lettuce leaves arranged by sean she's 328 00:06:16,629 --> 00:06:16,639 lettuce leaves arranged by sean she's 329 00:06:16,639 --> 00:06:18,629 lettuce leaves arranged by sean she's spending so much time on this sermon 330 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:18,639 spending so much time on this sermon 331 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:21,909 spending so much time on this sermon it's like if you rewrite in the bible 332 00:06:21,909 --> 00:06:21,919 it's like if you rewrite in the bible 333 00:06:21,919 --> 00:06:24,790 it's like if you rewrite in the bible how is shirley sermon getting on 334 00:06:24,790 --> 00:06:24,800 how is shirley sermon getting on 335 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,469 how is shirley sermon getting on does anybody know what she's preaching 336 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:26,479 does anybody know what she's preaching 337 00:06:26,479 --> 00:06:28,390 does anybody know what she's preaching about everyone's got a clue beverly tell 338 00:06:28,390 --> 00:06:28,400 about everyone's got a clue beverly tell 339 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:29,510 about everyone's got a clue beverly tell us a thing 340 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:29,520 us a thing 341 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,590 us a thing and when we find out beverly you will be 342 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:31,600 and when we find out beverly you will be 343 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:37,189 and when we find out beverly you will be the last to know 344 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:37,199 345 00:06:37,199 --> 00:06:40,950 he is watching you desmond ambrose 346 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:40,960 he is watching you desmond ambrose 347 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,749 he is watching you desmond ambrose withhold not good from them to whom it 348 00:06:43,749 --> 00:06:43,759 withhold not good from them to whom it 349 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:46,390 withhold not good from them to whom it is jew when it is in the power of thine 350 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:46,400 is jew when it is in the power of thine 351 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,830 is jew when it is in the power of thine hand to do it proverbs chapter 3 verse 352 00:06:49,830 --> 00:06:49,840 hand to do it proverbs chapter 3 verse 353 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,589 hand to do it proverbs chapter 3 verse 27. 354 00:06:51,589 --> 00:06:51,599 27. 355 00:06:51,599 --> 00:06:53,270 27. think about it 356 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:53,280 think about it 357 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,350 think about it i'll go and help sure 358 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:55,360 i'll go and help sure 359 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,110 i'll go and help sure what do you think shelley's theme will 360 00:06:57,110 --> 00:06:57,120 what do you think shelley's theme will 361 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,510 what do you think shelley's theme will be lord knows this is the first time 362 00:06:59,510 --> 00:06:59,520 be lord knows this is the first time 363 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,110 be lord knows this is the first time since we've been married she's been so 364 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:01,120 since we've been married she's been so 365 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,950 since we've been married she's been so secretive about anything you're losing 366 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:02,960 secretive about anything you're losing 367 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,870 secretive about anything you're losing your touch desmond you should romance 368 00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:04,880 your touch desmond you should romance 369 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,309 your touch desmond you should romance her a little 370 00:07:06,309 --> 00:07:06,319 her a little 371 00:07:06,319 --> 00:07:08,309 her a little i just blow into suzu's ear and she 372 00:07:08,309 --> 00:07:08,319 i just blow into suzu's ear and she 373 00:07:08,319 --> 00:07:10,150 i just blow into suzu's ear and she tells me everything 374 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:10,160 tells me everything 375 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:13,430 tells me everything can you believe it i do 376 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:13,440 can you believe it i do 377 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,270 can you believe it i do that's because your head zips up the 378 00:07:15,270 --> 00:07:15,280 that's because your head zips up the 379 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:19,589 that's because your head zips up the back 380 00:07:19,589 --> 00:07:19,599 381 00:07:19,599 --> 00:07:21,589 surely so wrapped up in this whole thing 382 00:07:21,589 --> 00:07:21,599 surely so wrapped up in this whole thing 383 00:07:21,599 --> 00:07:24,390 surely so wrapped up in this whole thing it's as if her life depended on it it 384 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:24,400 it's as if her life depended on it it 385 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,150 it's as if her life depended on it it means more to her than you realize 386 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:26,160 means more to her than you realize 387 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,309 means more to her than you realize desmond i guess you're right but i don't 388 00:07:28,309 --> 00:07:28,319 desmond i guess you're right but i don't 389 00:07:28,319 --> 00:07:30,150 desmond i guess you're right but i don't see what's so difficult about writing a 390 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:30,160 see what's so difficult about writing a 391 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,189 see what's so difficult about writing a sermon 392 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:31,199 sermon 393 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:34,070 sermon perhaps if i was to offer her some help 394 00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:34,080 perhaps if i was to offer her some help 395 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,510 perhaps if i was to offer her some help did i hear the word help oh yes my dear 396 00:07:37,510 --> 00:07:37,520 did i hear the word help oh yes my dear 397 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,430 did i hear the word help oh yes my dear is there anything at all i can do for 398 00:07:39,430 --> 00:07:39,440 is there anything at all i can do for 399 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,990 is there anything at all i can do for you oh that's very kind of your desmond 400 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:42,000 you oh that's very kind of your desmond 401 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,909 you oh that's very kind of your desmond look here's a list of things we need 402 00:07:43,909 --> 00:07:43,919 look here's a list of things we need 403 00:07:43,919 --> 00:07:46,070 look here's a list of things we need from the supermarket oh 404 00:07:46,070 --> 00:07:46,080 from the supermarket oh 405 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,629 from the supermarket oh certainly my little sugar plum no sooner 406 00:07:48,629 --> 00:07:48,639 certainly my little sugar plum no sooner 407 00:07:48,639 --> 00:07:52,980 certainly my little sugar plum no sooner said than done a beverly 408 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:52,990 said than done a beverly 409 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:53,660 said than done a beverly [Applause] 410 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:53,670 [Applause] 411 00:07:53,670 --> 00:08:00,150 [Applause] [Music] 412 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:00,160 [Music] 413 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,749 [Music] sean 414 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:01,759 sean 415 00:08:01,759 --> 00:08:04,150 sean what's the time 416 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:04,160 what's the time 417 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,749 what's the time sorry ma 418 00:08:05,749 --> 00:08:05,759 sorry ma 419 00:08:05,759 --> 00:08:07,510 sorry ma just right in the fridge 420 00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:07,520 just right in the fridge 421 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,550 just right in the fridge didn't get much in the way of supper 422 00:08:08,550 --> 00:08:08,560 didn't get much in the way of supper 423 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,270 didn't get much in the way of supper remember oh i haven't been the model mum 424 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:11,280 remember oh i haven't been the model mum 425 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,029 remember oh i haven't been the model mum lately have i well if this is more 426 00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:13,039 lately have i well if this is more 427 00:08:13,039 --> 00:08:16,629 lately have i well if this is more important 428 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:16,639 429 00:08:16,639 --> 00:08:18,710 michonne what kind of parents have we 430 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:18,720 michonne what kind of parents have we 431 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,510 michonne what kind of parents have we been 432 00:08:19,510 --> 00:08:19,520 been 433 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,029 been well how do you mean 434 00:08:21,029 --> 00:08:21,039 well how do you mean 435 00:08:21,039 --> 00:08:23,909 well how do you mean well too tough too um 436 00:08:23,909 --> 00:08:23,919 well too tough too um 437 00:08:23,919 --> 00:08:27,670 well too tough too um moralistic um too restrictive too nosy 438 00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:27,680 moralistic um too restrictive too nosy 439 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,469 moralistic um too restrictive too nosy too bossy to obsessive 440 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:30,479 too bossy to obsessive 441 00:08:30,479 --> 00:08:32,230 too bossy to obsessive oh dear 442 00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:32,240 oh dear 443 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,589 oh dear we haven't been that bad have we oh no 444 00:08:35,589 --> 00:08:35,599 we haven't been that bad have we oh no 445 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,190 we haven't been that bad have we oh no well you know we give you a hard time 446 00:08:37,190 --> 00:08:37,200 well you know we give you a hard time 447 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,790 well you know we give you a hard time because we're your kids isn't it 448 00:08:38,790 --> 00:08:38,800 because we're your kids isn't it 449 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:39,909 because we're your kids isn't it but at least you taught us right from 450 00:08:39,909 --> 00:08:39,919 but at least you taught us right from 451 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,469 but at least you taught us right from wrong you know set the boundaries in my 452 00:08:42,469 --> 00:08:42,479 wrong you know set the boundaries in my 453 00:08:42,479 --> 00:08:44,230 wrong you know set the boundaries in my opinion you treat kids too much like 454 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:44,240 opinion you treat kids too much like 455 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:49,190 opinion you treat kids too much like humans and you end up with wild animals 456 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:49,200 457 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,910 look who's target oh well it's true 458 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:51,920 look who's target oh well it's true 459 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,350 look who's target oh well it's true anyway how's it going 460 00:08:53,350 --> 00:08:53,360 anyway how's it going 461 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,509 anyway how's it going well something's cooking but i don't 462 00:08:55,509 --> 00:08:55,519 well something's cooking but i don't 463 00:08:55,519 --> 00:08:57,670 well something's cooking but i don't quite know what it is um that's what dad 464 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:57,680 quite know what it is um that's what dad 465 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,829 quite know what it is um that's what dad says about my chili 466 00:08:59,829 --> 00:08:59,839 says about my chili 467 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,150 says about my chili i know i know what my father went 468 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:02,160 i know i know what my father went 469 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,509 i know i know what my father went through 470 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:03,519 through 471 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:06,550 through we had to put up with the devil all week 472 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:06,560 we had to put up with the devil all week 473 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,710 we had to put up with the devil all week but come sunday there was the voice of 474 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:08,720 but come sunday there was the voice of 475 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,550 but come sunday there was the voice of an angel 476 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:10,560 an angel 477 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,870 an angel religion was very important to him 478 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:12,880 religion was very important to him 479 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,269 religion was very important to him and he longed for someone to carry on in 480 00:09:15,269 --> 00:09:15,279 and he longed for someone to carry on in 481 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:17,110 and he longed for someone to carry on in his footsteps 482 00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:17,120 his footsteps 483 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,030 his footsteps he went in a son didn't he 484 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:19,040 he went in a son didn't he 485 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,630 he went in a son didn't he yes he did 486 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:20,640 yes he did 487 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:24,070 yes he did i used to worry about it 488 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:24,080 489 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,470 after susu was born my mother couldn't 490 00:09:26,470 --> 00:09:26,480 after susu was born my mother couldn't 491 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,550 after susu was born my mother couldn't have any more children 492 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:28,560 have any more children 493 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,389 have any more children she used to help out at the local 494 00:09:30,389 --> 00:09:30,399 she used to help out at the local 495 00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:32,150 she used to help out at the local orphanage 496 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:32,160 orphanage 497 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,030 orphanage one day she brought this little boy home 498 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:35,040 one day she brought this little boy home 499 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,710 one day she brought this little boy home rudy 500 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:36,720 rudy 501 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,150 rudy she asked my father if he wanted to 502 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:38,160 she asked my father if he wanted to 503 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,230 she asked my father if he wanted to adopt him 504 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:40,240 adopt him 505 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,829 adopt him we asked her why 506 00:09:41,829 --> 00:09:41,839 we asked her why 507 00:09:41,839 --> 00:09:43,670 we asked her why and she said 508 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:43,680 and she said 509 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:47,030 and she said because you've always wanted a son 510 00:09:47,030 --> 00:09:47,040 because you've always wanted a son 511 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:51,030 because you've always wanted a son i failed you 512 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:51,040 513 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:54,790 that was the first time i ever saw him 514 00:09:54,790 --> 00:09:54,800 that was the first time i ever saw him 515 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,670 that was the first time i ever saw him embrace her 516 00:09:57,670 --> 00:09:57,680 517 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,389 he told her how much he loved her and us 518 00:10:00,389 --> 00:10:00,399 he told her how much he loved her and us 519 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:04,790 he told her how much he loved her and us and that she could never feel him 520 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:04,800 and that she could never feel him 521 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,030 and that she could never feel him i never ever worried about not being a 522 00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:07,040 i never ever worried about not being a 523 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,670 i never ever worried about not being a buyer after that 524 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:09,680 buyer after that 525 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,269 buyer after that so this preaching thing it's not got to 526 00:10:11,269 --> 00:10:11,279 so this preaching thing it's not got to 527 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:13,990 so this preaching thing it's not got to do with proven anything then mum 528 00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:14,000 do with proven anything then mum 529 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:19,430 do with proven anything then mum that is a very good question sean 530 00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:19,440 531 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,790 i'll have to think about it 532 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:22,800 533 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,949 i know it's old-fashioned to talk about 534 00:10:24,949 --> 00:10:24,959 i know it's old-fashioned to talk about 535 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:26,389 i know it's old-fashioned to talk about discipline 536 00:10:26,389 --> 00:10:26,399 discipline 537 00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:28,470 discipline it's outer style with what is going on 538 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:28,480 it's outer style with what is going on 539 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,550 it's outer style with what is going on in the world 540 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:30,560 in the world 541 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,750 in the world but just look at what is going on 542 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:33,760 but just look at what is going on 543 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,990 but just look at what is going on look at the effects of the liberal 544 00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:36,000 look at the effects of the liberal 545 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,829 look at the effects of the liberal attitude 546 00:10:37,829 --> 00:10:37,839 attitude 547 00:10:37,839 --> 00:10:39,910 attitude it's easier to give in when your child 548 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:39,920 it's easier to give in when your child 549 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,790 it's easier to give in when your child asks for something instead of explaining 550 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:42,800 asks for something instead of explaining 551 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,069 asks for something instead of explaining why not 552 00:10:44,069 --> 00:10:44,079 why not 553 00:10:44,079 --> 00:10:47,269 why not oh yes but no one ever said parenthood 554 00:10:47,269 --> 00:10:47,279 oh yes but no one ever said parenthood 555 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:51,670 oh yes but no one ever said parenthood would be easy or free of responsibility 556 00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:51,680 would be easy or free of responsibility 557 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,790 would be easy or free of responsibility unless we as today's parents young or 558 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:54,800 unless we as today's parents young or 559 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,069 unless we as today's parents young or old 560 00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:56,079 old 561 00:10:56,079 --> 00:10:59,030 old take the lead in setting standards of 562 00:10:59,030 --> 00:10:59,040 take the lead in setting standards of 563 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:03,670 take the lead in setting standards of behavior for our children who will 564 00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:03,680 behavior for our children who will 565 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,829 behavior for our children who will it's easy to blame other people 566 00:11:05,829 --> 00:11:05,839 it's easy to blame other people 567 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,870 it's easy to blame other people the schools the government the recession 568 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:08,880 the schools the government the recession 569 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,430 the schools the government the recession but never mind who is to blame who can 570 00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:11,440 but never mind who is to blame who can 571 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:12,829 but never mind who is to blame who can put it 572 00:11:12,829 --> 00:11:12,839 put it 573 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:17,190 put it right we can 574 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:17,200 575 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,069 we all know that a child treated by 576 00:11:20,069 --> 00:11:20,079 we all know that a child treated by 577 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:23,110 we all know that a child treated by adults with affection and politeness 578 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:23,120 adults with affection and politeness 579 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:26,949 adults with affection and politeness learns to respond in like manner 580 00:11:26,949 --> 00:11:26,959 learns to respond in like manner 581 00:11:26,959 --> 00:11:29,430 learns to respond in like manner so there's the answer staring us right 582 00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:29,440 so there's the answer staring us right 583 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,350 so there's the answer staring us right in the face 584 00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:31,360 in the face 585 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,550 in the face it is up to us 586 00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:34,560 it is up to us 587 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:39,190 it is up to us the parents 588 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:39,200 589 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,430 well 590 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:41,440 well 591 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,630 well that's it 592 00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:42,640 that's it 593 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,430 that's it that is all i've got to say 594 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:45,440 that is all i've got to say 595 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,990 that is all i've got to say perhaps somebody up there could give me 596 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:48,000 perhaps somebody up there could give me 597 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,269 perhaps somebody up there could give me a sign 598 00:11:49,269 --> 00:11:49,279 a sign 599 00:11:49,279 --> 00:11:53,750 a sign if you think it was okay 600 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:53,760 601 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:54,829 who's 602 00:11:54,829 --> 00:11:54,839 who's 603 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,710 who's there 604 00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:56,720 there 605 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,910 there it's only me 606 00:11:59,910 --> 00:11:59,920 607 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,310 oh you scared me after death 608 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:02,320 oh you scared me after death 609 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,710 oh you scared me after death my poor feet told me to pop in here for 610 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:04,720 my poor feet told me to pop in here for 611 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,110 my poor feet told me to pop in here for a little rest on the way home 612 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:07,120 a little rest on the way home 613 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,030 a little rest on the way home i must have been sleeping when you came 614 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:09,040 i must have been sleeping when you came 615 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,910 i must have been sleeping when you came in i heard your voice and i thought 616 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:11,920 in i heard your voice and i thought 617 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,750 in i heard your voice and i thought i thought i was dreaming but then i 618 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:13,760 i thought i was dreaming but then i 619 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,350 i thought i was dreaming but then i looked up from there you were in the 620 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:15,360 looked up from there you were in the 621 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,110 looked up from there you were in the pulpit 622 00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:17,120 pulpit 623 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,430 pulpit your father would have been proud of you 624 00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:19,440 your father would have been proud of you 625 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,710 your father would have been proud of you shirley 626 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:20,720 shirley 627 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,389 shirley you think so pogba 628 00:12:22,389 --> 00:12:22,399 you think so pogba 629 00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:25,700 you think so pogba yeah 630 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:25,710 631 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:32,870 [Music] 632 00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:32,880 [Music] 633 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,509 [Music] it's that gorgeous one eh 634 00:12:35,509 --> 00:12:35,519 it's that gorgeous one eh 635 00:12:35,519 --> 00:12:37,430 it's that gorgeous one eh and i believe i can run for decent 636 00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:37,440 and i believe i can run for decent 637 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,870 and i believe i can run for decent marathon 638 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:38,880 marathon 639 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:39,910 marathon download 640 00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:39,920 download 641 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:49,590 download now 642 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:49,600 643 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,750 boy you get so little praise in here you 644 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:51,760 boy you get so little praise in here you 645 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,190 boy you get so little praise in here you keep patting yourself on the head all 646 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:53,200 keep patting yourself on the head all 647 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,110 keep patting yourself on the head all morning 648 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:55,120 morning 649 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,470 morning come on dad i just want to look good all 650 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:56,480 come on dad i just want to look good all 651 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,509 come on dad i just want to look good all right 652 00:12:57,509 --> 00:12:57,519 right 653 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,190 right you want to look good 654 00:12:59,190 --> 00:12:59,200 you want to look good 655 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,110 you want to look good change that tape 656 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:01,120 change that tape 657 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,389 change that tape come on dad god doesn't care about the 658 00:13:02,389 --> 00:13:02,399 come on dad god doesn't care about the 659 00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:05,190 come on dad god doesn't care about the color of my tie no but i do 660 00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:05,200 color of my tie no but i do 661 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,870 color of my tie no but i do you two got the best idea getting out of 662 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:06,880 you two got the best idea getting out of 663 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,629 you two got the best idea getting out of mum's way she's trained her outfit at 664 00:13:08,629 --> 00:13:08,639 mum's way she's trained her outfit at 665 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:10,230 mum's way she's trained her outfit at least half a dozen times and your 666 00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:10,240 least half a dozen times and your 667 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,990 least half a dozen times and your bedroom looks like shawn's room i've 668 00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:12,000 bedroom looks like shawn's room i've 669 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,990 bedroom looks like shawn's room i've never seen us are nervous maybe if it 670 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:14,000 never seen us are nervous maybe if it 671 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,389 never seen us are nervous maybe if it was to give her some advice no no dad 672 00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:16,399 was to give her some advice no no dad 673 00:13:16,399 --> 00:13:17,670 was to give her some advice no no dad she learned that with a saucepan on her 674 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:17,680 she learned that with a saucepan on her 675 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,190 she learned that with a saucepan on her head instead of a hat 676 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:19,200 head instead of a hat 677 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,389 head instead of a hat no no while you're doing your nails 678 00:13:20,389 --> 00:13:20,399 no no while you're doing your nails 679 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,550 no no while you're doing your nails you're going to church not to a dance oh 680 00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:22,560 you're going to church not to a dance oh 681 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,030 you're going to church not to a dance oh you know saying dad you're a hypocrite 682 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:25,040 you know saying dad you're a hypocrite 683 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,710 you know saying dad you're a hypocrite stop attending my regular church guys 684 00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:26,720 stop attending my regular church guys 685 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,150 stop attending my regular church guys cause we're only going today because 686 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:28,160 cause we're only going today because 687 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,310 cause we're only going today because mum's preaching well just for today 688 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:30,320 mum's preaching well just for today 689 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,230 mum's preaching well just for today let's look as if we regular church goes 690 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:32,240 let's look as if we regular church goes 691 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,990 let's look as if we regular church goes yeah as long as it's just for today i 692 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:34,000 yeah as long as it's just for today i 693 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,110 yeah as long as it's just for today i hate to think we have to go for this 694 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:35,120 hate to think we have to go for this 695 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,030 hate to think we have to go for this every sunday yeah but supposing if she 696 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:37,040 every sunday yeah but supposing if she 697 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,030 every sunday yeah but supposing if she does well i mean really well 698 00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:39,040 does well i mean really well 699 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,870 does well i mean really well well isn't that what you want yeah well 700 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:40,880 well isn't that what you want yeah well 701 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,110 well isn't that what you want yeah well of course ted i mean suppose mum decides 702 00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:43,120 of course ted i mean suppose mum decides 703 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,710 of course ted i mean suppose mum decides to take it more seriously 704 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:44,720 to take it more seriously 705 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,030 to take it more seriously you know go into the church get ordained 706 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:47,040 you know go into the church get ordained 707 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:52,000 you know go into the church get ordained become a pretty stephen 708 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:52,010 709 00:13:52,010 --> 00:14:05,670 [Music] 710 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:05,680 711 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,290 is 712 00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:08,300 is 713 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:28,310 is [Music] 714 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:28,320 715 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:35,960 when i sing i saved the code 716 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:35,970 717 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:41,150 [Music] 718 00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:41,160 719 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:47,350 [Applause] 720 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:47,360 721 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:54,389 [Music] 722 00:14:54,389 --> 00:14:54,399 [Music] 723 00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:56,980 [Music] i named this child 724 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:56,990 i named this child 725 00:14:56,990 --> 00:15:05,030 i named this child [Music] 726 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:05,040 [Music] 727 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:13,070 [Music] do you take this woman 728 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:13,080 729 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,470 [Music] 730 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:16,480 [Music] 731 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,670 [Music] ashes 732 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:17,680 ashes 733 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,910 ashes to ashes 734 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:19,920 to ashes 735 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:25,280 to ashes [Music] 736 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:25,290 737 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:37,430 [Music] 738 00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:37,440 739 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:46,150 yes one 740 00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:46,160 741 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,470 you look really nice mom yeah you'll 742 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:48,480 you look really nice mom yeah you'll 743 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,990 you look really nice mom yeah you'll knock him dead mum 744 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:50,000 knock him dead mum 745 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:57,310 knock him dead mum right let's go 746 00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:57,320 747 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:57,620 [Applause] 748 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:57,630 [Applause] 749 00:15:57,630 --> 00:16:04,870 [Applause] [Music] 750 00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:04,880 [Music] 751 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,430 [Music] shirley i've been thinking about what 752 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:07,440 shirley i've been thinking about what 753 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,430 shirley i've been thinking about what you said since sunday 754 00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:09,440 you said since sunday 755 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,749 you said since sunday we don't have sermons like that at our 756 00:16:11,749 --> 00:16:11,759 we don't have sermons like that at our 757 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:15,110 we don't have sermons like that at our church all pastor lewis talk about is 758 00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:15,120 church all pastor lewis talk about is 759 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,629 church all pastor lewis talk about is sin and wickedness fire and damnation 760 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:18,639 sin and wickedness fire and damnation 761 00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:20,829 sin and wickedness fire and damnation brimstone and treacle 762 00:16:20,829 --> 00:16:20,839 brimstone and treacle 763 00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:22,710 brimstone and treacle amen 764 00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:22,720 amen 765 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,189 amen but you talk sense 766 00:16:25,189 --> 00:16:25,199 but you talk sense 767 00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:27,350 but you talk sense thank you jesus yes 768 00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:27,360 thank you jesus yes 769 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,870 thank you jesus yes listen to her that's the third lot of 770 00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:28,880 listen to her that's the third lot of 771 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,110 listen to her that's the third lot of women you're bringing here since sunday 772 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:31,120 women you're bringing here since sunday 773 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,189 women you're bringing here since sunday and all crawling around shirley sister 774 00:16:33,189 --> 00:16:33,199 and all crawling around shirley sister 775 00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:35,189 and all crawling around shirley sister shirley this sister surely does it's 776 00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:35,199 shirley this sister surely does it's 777 00:16:35,199 --> 00:16:37,990 shirley this sister surely does it's most disconcerting i can't hear myself 778 00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:38,000 most disconcerting i can't hear myself 779 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,710 most disconcerting i can't hear myself study anymore what about my customers 780 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:40,720 study anymore what about my customers 781 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,629 study anymore what about my customers seymour came here this morning took one 782 00:16:42,629 --> 00:16:42,639 seymour came here this morning took one 783 00:16:42,639 --> 00:16:44,629 seymour came here this morning took one look at the women and left and you blend 784 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:44,639 look at the women and left and you blend 785 00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:45,350 look at the women and left and you blend in 786 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:45,360 in 787 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,870 in of course not i mean you're going to 788 00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:46,880 of course not i mean you're going to 789 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,389 of course not i mean you're going to your barbies like going to your bathroom 790 00:16:48,389 --> 00:16:48,399 your barbies like going to your bathroom 791 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,629 your barbies like going to your bathroom you want peace quiet and privacy well he 792 00:16:50,629 --> 00:16:50,639 you want peace quiet and privacy well he 793 00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:52,230 you want peace quiet and privacy well he wouldn't get it in here 794 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:52,240 wouldn't get it in here 795 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,470 wouldn't get it in here let's listen to them the last time i 796 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:54,480 let's listen to them the last time i 797 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,269 let's listen to them the last time i heard a powerful sermon like that was 798 00:16:57,269 --> 00:16:57,279 heard a powerful sermon like that was 799 00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:59,829 heard a powerful sermon like that was when sister agatha visited our parish 800 00:16:59,829 --> 00:16:59,839 when sister agatha visited our parish 801 00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:01,629 when sister agatha visited our parish church back home in 802 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:01,639 church back home in 803 00:17:01,639 --> 00:17:03,269 church back home in 1962. 804 00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:03,279 1962. 805 00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:06,309 1962. she must have had about 20 converts that 806 00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:06,319 she must have had about 20 converts that 807 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:07,350 she must have had about 20 converts that sunday 808 00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:07,360 sunday 809 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,069 sunday oh 810 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:08,079 oh 811 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:11,669 oh think of the souls you could save 812 00:17:11,669 --> 00:17:11,679 think of the souls you could save 813 00:17:11,679 --> 00:17:18,870 think of the souls you could save sister surely saving soul for jesus amen 814 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:18,880 815 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,750 i don't think i'm into saving souls but 816 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:21,760 i don't think i'm into saving souls but 817 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,990 i don't think i'm into saving souls but you don't know your own power 818 00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:24,000 you don't know your own power 819 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,350 you don't know your own power relax 820 00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:25,360 relax 821 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,630 relax let the holy spirit speak through you 822 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:28,640 let the holy spirit speak through you 823 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,990 let the holy spirit speak through you amen 824 00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:32,000 825 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,110 we made a delegation and went to have a 826 00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:35,120 we made a delegation and went to have a 827 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,350 we made a delegation and went to have a word with your vicar 828 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:37,360 word with your vicar 829 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,590 word with your vicar what a nerd for we want to hear you 830 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:39,600 what a nerd for we want to hear you 831 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,870 what a nerd for we want to hear you preach again 832 00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:42,880 833 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,830 beverly you had no right to do that now 834 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:45,840 beverly you had no right to do that now 835 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,750 beverly you had no right to do that now you're talking sensually tell these 836 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:47,760 you're talking sensually tell these 837 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,750 you're talking sensually tell these women to take our amen women and get out 838 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:49,760 women to take our amen women and get out 839 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,510 women to take our amen women and get out here 840 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:51,520 here 841 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,350 here you had one sermon in you and you 842 00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:53,360 you had one sermon in you and you 843 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,270 you had one sermon in you and you preached it 844 00:17:55,270 --> 00:17:55,280 preached it 845 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,669 preached it is that what you think eh you're saying 846 00:17:57,669 --> 00:17:57,679 is that what you think eh you're saying 847 00:17:57,679 --> 00:17:59,669 is that what you think eh you're saying i couldn't do it again that's exactly 848 00:17:59,669 --> 00:17:59,679 i couldn't do it again that's exactly 849 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,909 i couldn't do it again that's exactly what i'm saying one sermon does not make 850 00:18:01,909 --> 00:18:01,919 what i'm saying one sermon does not make 851 00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:03,029 what i'm saying one sermon does not make a preacher 852 00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:03,039 a preacher 853 00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:04,630 a preacher well if that is the attitude you're 854 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:04,640 well if that is the attitude you're 855 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,710 well if that is the attitude you're going to take i think i should have to 856 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:06,720 going to take i think i should have to 857 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,710 going to take i think i should have to give some serious thought to what 858 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:08,720 give some serious thought to what 859 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:13,510 give some serious thought to what beverly is saying 860 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:13,520 861 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,750 preaching more often looking into the 862 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:15,760 preaching more often looking into the 863 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,909 preaching more often looking into the possibility of becoming who knows 864 00:18:17,909 --> 00:18:17,919 possibility of becoming who knows 865 00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:20,630 possibility of becoming who knows ordained yes you should 866 00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:20,640 ordained yes you should 867 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,029 ordained yes you should in the gambia we'll be proud to have a 868 00:18:23,029 --> 00:18:23,039 in the gambia we'll be proud to have a 869 00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:25,990 in the gambia we'll be proud to have a human saturday in our community we would 870 00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:26,000 human saturday in our community we would 871 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,789 human saturday in our community we would honor you encourage you to abandon all 872 00:18:28,789 --> 00:18:28,799 honor you encourage you to abandon all 873 00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:31,029 honor you encourage you to abandon all earthly things and become a bride of 874 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:31,039 earthly things and become a bride of 875 00:18:31,039 --> 00:18:33,990 earthly things and become a bride of christ have you gone mad this is my 876 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:34,000 christ have you gone mad this is my 877 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,669 christ have you gone mad this is my friend and she got to scare my bride 878 00:18:35,669 --> 00:18:35,679 friend and she got to scare my bride 879 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,990 friend and she got to scare my bride look on the positive side desmond think 880 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:38,000 look on the positive side desmond think 881 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,470 look on the positive side desmond think of the reflected glory there's an old 882 00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:40,480 of the reflected glory there's an old 883 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,190 of the reflected glory there's an old african saying if you walk in the shade 884 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:43,200 african saying if you walk in the shade 885 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,830 african saying if you walk in the shade of an elephant you never get a sunstroke 886 00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:47,840 887 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,230 think about it 888 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:50,240 think about it 889 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,669 think about it are you calling my wife an elephant 890 00:18:53,669 --> 00:18:53,679 are you calling my wife an elephant 891 00:18:53,679 --> 00:18:55,830 are you calling my wife an elephant i don't think so dead man what why is 892 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:55,840 i don't think so dead man what why is 893 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,470 i don't think so dead man what why is everybody taking sides against me you 894 00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:58,480 everybody taking sides against me you 895 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,470 everybody taking sides against me you look take your books 896 00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:00,480 look take your books 897 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:05,820 look take your books please 898 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:05,830 899 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,140 [Music] 900 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:07,150 [Music] 901 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:17,350 [Music] [Applause] 902 00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:17,360 903 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,190 now who is first 904 00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:19,200 now who is first 905 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,270 now who is first well you know desmond i really didn't 906 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:21,280 well you know desmond i really didn't 907 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,430 well you know desmond i really didn't come for a haircut that's all right bart 908 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:23,440 come for a haircut that's all right bart 909 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,590 come for a haircut that's all right bart the usual vince did i said i wanted a 910 00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:25,600 the usual vince did i said i wanted a 911 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,630 the usual vince did i said i wanted a haircut 912 00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:26,640 haircut 913 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,950 haircut i'm just telling birth oh you come to 914 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:28,960 i'm just telling birth oh you come to 915 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,549 i'm just telling birth oh you come to see me but it's nice all you can drop it 916 00:19:30,549 --> 00:19:30,559 see me but it's nice all you can drop it 917 00:19:30,559 --> 00:19:32,710 see me but it's nice all you can drop it anytime you feel like it and have a chat 918 00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:32,720 anytime you feel like it and have a chat 919 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,830 anytime you feel like it and have a chat i didn't exactly come to see you desmond 920 00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:35,840 i didn't exactly come to see you desmond 921 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,310 i didn't exactly come to see you desmond well what exactly did you come for bert 922 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:38,320 well what exactly did you come for bert 923 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,470 well what exactly did you come for bert you're sure you'll make the man get ugly 924 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:40,480 you're sure you'll make the man get ugly 925 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,789 you're sure you'll make the man get ugly kevin i'd like to have a watered sister 926 00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:42,799 kevin i'd like to have a watered sister 927 00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:50,789 kevin i'd like to have a watered sister surely hey man 928 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:50,799 929 00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:52,870 i think all these years those two have 930 00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:52,880 i think all these years those two have 931 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,029 i think all these years those two have been coming to my shop to see me 932 00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:55,039 been coming to my shop to see me 933 00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:56,390 been coming to my shop to see me before you know it everyone's going to 934 00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:56,400 before you know it everyone's going to 935 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,430 before you know it everyone's going to be calling me mr shirley 936 00:19:59,430 --> 00:19:59,440 be calling me mr shirley 937 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,590 be calling me mr shirley you better watch yourself you could soon 938 00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:01,600 you better watch yourself you could soon 939 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,350 you better watch yourself you could soon be out of the job you don't know how 940 00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:03,360 be out of the job you don't know how 941 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,870 be out of the job you don't know how right you are 942 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:04,880 right you are 943 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,950 right you are only one person came to my surgery this 944 00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:06,960 only one person came to my surgery this 945 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,990 only one person came to my surgery this morning surgery your doctor as well as a 946 00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:10,000 morning surgery your doctor as well as a 947 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,310 morning surgery your doctor as well as a vicar i didn't know 948 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:12,320 vicar i didn't know 949 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,510 vicar i didn't know i give daily meetings for my 950 00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:13,520 i give daily meetings for my 951 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,909 i give daily meetings for my parishioners they're called surgeries 952 00:20:15,909 --> 00:20:15,919 parishioners they're called surgeries 953 00:20:15,919 --> 00:20:18,070 parishioners they're called surgeries i suppose in a way i am a sort of doctor 954 00:20:18,070 --> 00:20:18,080 i suppose in a way i am a sort of doctor 955 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,590 i suppose in a way i am a sort of doctor the doctor of the soul 956 00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:19,600 the doctor of the soul 957 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:23,510 the doctor of the soul excuse me 958 00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:23,520 959 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,230 many are called 960 00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:26,240 many are called 961 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,310 many are called helen 962 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:28,320 helen 963 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,789 helen good morning mrs fitzgerald 964 00:20:30,789 --> 00:20:30,799 good morning mrs fitzgerald 965 00:20:30,799 --> 00:20:32,870 good morning mrs fitzgerald yes it's a lovely morning 966 00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:32,880 yes it's a lovely morning 967 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,110 yes it's a lovely morning what seems to be the problem 968 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:35,120 what seems to be the problem 969 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,870 what seems to be the problem who 970 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:36,880 who 971 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,110 who mrs ambrose 972 00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:39,120 mrs ambrose 973 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,230 mrs ambrose no 974 00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:40,240 no 975 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,510 no she doesn't live with me 976 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:43,520 she doesn't live with me 977 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,270 she doesn't live with me no i don't have a number with me but i 978 00:20:45,270 --> 00:20:45,280 no i don't have a number with me but i 979 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,430 no i don't have a number with me but i know a man who does 980 00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:47,440 know a man who does 981 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,270 know a man who does why don't you come and see me later we 982 00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:49,280 why don't you come and see me later we 983 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,549 why don't you come and see me later we can 984 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:50,559 can 985 00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:52,549 can oh i see 986 00:20:52,549 --> 00:20:52,559 oh i see 987 00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:55,750 oh i see i'm sorry i can't be of help then 988 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:55,760 i'm sorry i can't be of help then 989 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,669 i'm sorry i can't be of help then goodbye 990 00:20:57,669 --> 00:20:57,679 goodbye 991 00:20:57,679 --> 00:20:59,029 goodbye um 992 00:20:59,029 --> 00:20:59,039 um 993 00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:00,870 um why did that person want my wife's 994 00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:00,880 why did that person want my wife's 995 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,510 why did that person want my wife's number mrs fitzgerald has a problem she 996 00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:03,520 number mrs fitzgerald has a problem she 997 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,669 number mrs fitzgerald has a problem she can only discuss with a woman 998 00:21:05,669 --> 00:21:05,679 can only discuss with a woman 999 00:21:05,679 --> 00:21:07,909 can only discuss with a woman her doctor is a man her vicar is a man 1000 00:21:07,909 --> 00:21:07,919 her doctor is a man her vicar is a man 1001 00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:09,909 her doctor is a man her vicar is a man her husband is a man 1002 00:21:09,909 --> 00:21:09,919 her husband is a man 1003 00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:11,510 her husband is a man that's a point 1004 00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:11,520 that's a point 1005 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,190 that's a point why anyone ever thought that male priest 1006 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:13,200 why anyone ever thought that male priest 1007 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,230 why anyone ever thought that male priest could have all the answers is beyond me 1008 00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:16,240 could have all the answers is beyond me 1009 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,870 could have all the answers is beyond me look i don't want to appear selfish 1010 00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:18,880 look i don't want to appear selfish 1011 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,110 look i don't want to appear selfish but please don't ask my wife to preach 1012 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:21,120 but please don't ask my wife to preach 1013 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,990 but please don't ask my wife to preach again i really must apologize desmond 1014 00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:24,000 again i really must apologize desmond 1015 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,990 again i really must apologize desmond things do seem to have got a little out 1016 00:21:25,990 --> 00:21:26,000 things do seem to have got a little out 1017 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,230 things do seem to have got a little out of hand well 1018 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:28,240 of hand well 1019 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,789 of hand well if you want a wife in the pulpit 1020 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:30,799 if you want a wife in the pulpit 1021 00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:32,390 if you want a wife in the pulpit get one of your own 1022 00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:32,400 get one of your own 1023 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,549 get one of your own maybe i should death 1024 00:21:34,549 --> 00:21:34,559 maybe i should death 1025 00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:35,750 maybe i should death but i'd have to have a word with the 1026 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:35,760 but i'd have to have a word with the 1027 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,350 but i'd have to have a word with the boss first 1028 00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:37,360 boss first 1029 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,520 boss first ah 1030 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:38,530 ah 1031 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:47,990 ah [Music] 1032 00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:48,000 [Music] 1033 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,630 [Music] enjoyed that mum it was really nice yes 1034 00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:50,640 enjoyed that mum it was really nice yes 1035 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,310 enjoyed that mum it was really nice yes it's first time in weeks that we've all 1036 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:52,320 it's first time in weeks that we've all 1037 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,630 it's first time in weeks that we've all sat down together and remember the 1038 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:54,640 sat down together and remember the 1039 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,789 sat down together and remember the family that eats together stays together 1040 00:21:56,789 --> 00:21:56,799 family that eats together stays together 1041 00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:59,190 family that eats together stays together yeah as long as show nightmare cook 1042 00:21:59,190 --> 00:21:59,200 yeah as long as show nightmare cook 1043 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,110 yeah as long as show nightmare cook what was in that chili you don't want to 1044 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:01,120 what was in that chili you don't want to 1045 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:01,830 what was in that chili you don't want to know 1046 00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:01,840 know 1047 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,630 know i'm sure john did the best that he could 1048 00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:04,640 i'm sure john did the best that he could 1049 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,270 i'm sure john did the best that he could i appreciated his help so did i 1050 00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:07,280 i appreciated his help so did i 1051 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,870 i appreciated his help so did i shirley you're my favorite cook my 1052 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:08,880 shirley you're my favorite cook my 1053 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,789 shirley you're my favorite cook my favorite wife is his favorite preacher 1054 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:10,799 favorite wife is his favorite preacher 1055 00:22:10,799 --> 00:22:13,190 favorite wife is his favorite preacher she please don't say that 1056 00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:13,200 she please don't say that 1057 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,950 she please don't say that the sooner this whole episode passes 1058 00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:14,960 the sooner this whole episode passes 1059 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,029 the sooner this whole episode passes into the realms of history the better 1060 00:22:17,029 --> 00:22:17,039 into the realms of history the better 1061 00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:18,070 into the realms of history the better you mean you want to forget about it 1062 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:18,080 you mean you want to forget about it 1063 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,630 you mean you want to forget about it don't you mom no i just want to 1064 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:20,640 don't you mom no i just want to 1065 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,590 don't you mom no i just want to wrap it up and put it away until the 1066 00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:23,600 wrap it up and put it away until the 1067 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,990 wrap it up and put it away until the next day who knows it was a great sermon 1068 00:22:25,990 --> 00:22:26,000 next day who knows it was a great sermon 1069 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,470 next day who knows it was a great sermon mum yeah you really made me think well 1070 00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:28,480 mum yeah you really made me think well 1071 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,350 mum yeah you really made me think well there's a first time for everything 1072 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:31,360 there's a first time for everything 1073 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,870 there's a first time for everything if granted had heard that he definitely 1074 00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:32,880 if granted had heard that he definitely 1075 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,390 if granted had heard that he definitely wouldn't have wanted a son anymore i'll 1076 00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:34,400 wouldn't have wanted a son anymore i'll 1077 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,990 wouldn't have wanted a son anymore i'll drink to that 1078 00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:36,000 drink to that 1079 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,430 drink to that i'm official 1080 00:22:37,430 --> 00:22:37,440 i'm official 1081 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,549 i'm official oh um will you be laid back sean no 1082 00:22:40,549 --> 00:22:40,559 oh um will you be laid back sean no 1083 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:44,549 oh um will you be laid back sean no no i'll be back before you can say amen 1084 00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:44,559 no i'll be back before you can say amen 1085 00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:45,750 no i'll be back before you can say amen me and ron you're going to the pictures 1086 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:45,760 me and ron you're going to the pictures 1087 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:53,669 me and ron you're going to the pictures tonight see you later sister shirley 1088 00:22:53,669 --> 00:22:53,679 1089 00:22:53,679 --> 00:22:55,510 once upon a time she said may i go to 1090 00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:55,520 once upon a time she said may i go to 1091 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,190 once upon a time she said may i go to the pictures with ronnie 1092 00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:57,200 the pictures with ronnie 1093 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,630 the pictures with ronnie and once upon a time she believed in 1094 00:22:58,630 --> 00:22:58,640 and once upon a time she believed in 1095 00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,990 and once upon a time she believed in father christmas 1096 00:22:59,990 --> 00:23:00,000 father christmas 1097 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,549 father christmas she's a grown woman now 1098 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:02,559 she's a grown woman now 1099 00:23:02,559 --> 00:23:05,350 she's a grown woman now we did all right didn't we um 1100 00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:05,360 we did all right didn't we um 1101 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,789 we did all right didn't we um they were proud of you 1102 00:23:06,789 --> 00:23:06,799 they were proud of you 1103 00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:09,350 they were proud of you they believed in you oh i'll tell you 1104 00:23:09,350 --> 00:23:09,360 they believed in you oh i'll tell you 1105 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,549 they believed in you oh i'll tell you something 1106 00:23:10,549 --> 00:23:10,559 something 1107 00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:13,029 something there were times when i didn't 1108 00:23:13,029 --> 00:23:13,039 there were times when i didn't 1109 00:23:13,039 --> 00:23:15,029 there were times when i didn't when i just wanted to give up on the 1110 00:23:15,029 --> 00:23:15,039 when i just wanted to give up on the 1111 00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:17,110 when i just wanted to give up on the whole idea 1112 00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:17,120 whole idea 1113 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,310 whole idea but you didn't 1114 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:18,320 but you didn't 1115 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,510 but you didn't how could i understand i told you so 1116 00:23:21,510 --> 00:23:21,520 how could i understand i told you so 1117 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,029 how could i understand i told you so yes 1118 00:23:23,029 --> 00:23:23,039 yes 1119 00:23:23,039 --> 00:23:25,110 yes i tell you something else 1120 00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:25,120 i tell you something else 1121 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,950 i tell you something else you were right 1122 00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:26,960 you were right 1123 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,590 you were right i had one sermon in me 1124 00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:29,600 i had one sermon in me 1125 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:37,870 i had one sermon in me and i preached it praise the lord 1126 00:23:37,870 --> 00:23:37,880 1127 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:54,230 [Music] 1128 00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:54,240 1129 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,240 ah