1 00:00:04,260 --> 00:00:37,350 [Music] 2 00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:37,360 3 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:45,510 oh 4 00:00:45,510 --> 00:00:45,520 5 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:54,229 [Music] 6 00:00:54,229 --> 00:00:54,239 7 00:00:54,239 --> 00:01:00,549 funny 8 00:01:00,549 --> 00:01:00,559 9 00:01:00,559 --> 00:01:02,389 sean man look i don't think you guys 10 00:01:02,389 --> 00:01:02,399 sean man look i don't think you guys 11 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:04,549 sean man look i don't think you guys realize what trouble i'm in 12 00:01:04,549 --> 00:01:04,559 realize what trouble i'm in 13 00:01:04,559 --> 00:01:06,230 realize what trouble i'm in look you trouble with this plug again 14 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:06,240 look you trouble with this plug again 15 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,990 look you trouble with this plug again and you'll know all about trouble anyway 16 00:01:07,990 --> 00:01:08,000 and you'll know all about trouble anyway 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,030 and you'll know all about trouble anyway i told you not to bollywood university 18 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:11,040 i told you not to bollywood university 19 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,469 i told you not to bollywood university look sean i know you're finding it hard 20 00:01:12,469 --> 00:01:12,479 look sean i know you're finding it hard 21 00:01:12,479 --> 00:01:14,789 look sean i know you're finding it hard but you can't just drop out burn i can't 22 00:01:14,789 --> 00:01:14,799 but you can't just drop out burn i can't 23 00:01:14,799 --> 00:01:16,310 but you can't just drop out burn i can't afford to stay in 24 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:16,320 afford to stay in 25 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,830 afford to stay in i mean i thought i could budget this but 26 00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:17,840 i mean i thought i could budget this but 27 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,590 i mean i thought i could budget this but my gran hasn't come through tell me 28 00:01:19,590 --> 00:01:19,600 my gran hasn't come through tell me 29 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,350 my gran hasn't come through tell me about it i mean the amount of textbooks 30 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:21,360 about it i mean the amount of textbooks 31 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,510 about it i mean the amount of textbooks i've had to buy then there's bus fare i 32 00:01:23,510 --> 00:01:23,520 i've had to buy then there's bus fare i 33 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,789 i've had to buy then there's bus fare i couldn't tell you the last time i bought 34 00:01:24,789 --> 00:01:24,799 couldn't tell you the last time i bought 35 00:01:24,799 --> 00:01:27,109 couldn't tell you the last time i bought a jacket tell me about it and i split up 36 00:01:27,109 --> 00:01:27,119 a jacket tell me about it and i split up 37 00:01:27,119 --> 00:01:29,590 a jacket tell me about it and i split up with jennifer you what you didn't tell 38 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:29,600 with jennifer you what you didn't tell 39 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,910 with jennifer you what you didn't tell me about that when it doesn't matter i 40 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:31,920 me about that when it doesn't matter i 41 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,590 me about that when it doesn't matter i mean i'm a month behind on a huge fun 42 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:33,600 mean i'm a month behind on a huge fun 43 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,749 mean i'm a month behind on a huge fun but i hold half of because of her 44 00:01:35,749 --> 00:01:35,759 but i hold half of because of her 45 00:01:35,759 --> 00:01:37,350 but i hold half of because of her i'm getting snotty letters from the bank 46 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:37,360 i'm getting snotty letters from the bank 47 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,950 i'm getting snotty letters from the bank about that long i took out to tide me 48 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:38,960 about that long i took out to tide me 49 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,710 about that long i took out to tide me over yeah well your brother's a bank 50 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:40,720 over yeah well your brother's a bank 51 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,469 over yeah well your brother's a bank manager why do you get him to hell you 52 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:42,479 manager why do you get him to hell you 53 00:01:42,479 --> 00:01:45,270 manager why do you get him to hell you think i'm getting the snowy letters from 54 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:45,280 think i'm getting the snowy letters from 55 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,870 think i'm getting the snowy letters from i've been turned down by the hardship 56 00:01:46,870 --> 00:01:46,880 i've been turned down by the hardship 57 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,190 i've been turned down by the hardship fund and to top it all 58 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:49,200 fund and to top it all 59 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,429 fund and to top it all well i promise you won't laugh yeah of 60 00:01:51,429 --> 00:01:51,439 well i promise you won't laugh yeah of 61 00:01:51,439 --> 00:02:01,429 well i promise you won't laugh yeah of course 62 00:02:01,429 --> 00:02:01,439 63 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:04,069 you applied for a modeling job 64 00:02:04,069 --> 00:02:04,079 you applied for a modeling job 65 00:02:04,079 --> 00:02:06,149 you applied for a modeling job and got toned down 66 00:02:06,149 --> 00:02:06,159 and got toned down 67 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:09,510 and got toned down vertically challenged are we titch 68 00:02:09,510 --> 00:02:09,520 vertically challenged are we titch 69 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,830 vertically challenged are we titch i was desperate man you were sad look at 70 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:11,840 i was desperate man you were sad look at 71 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,150 i was desperate man you were sad look at you oh before your time sean you ain't 72 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:14,160 you oh before your time sean you ain't 73 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,070 you oh before your time sean you ain't having no fun you ain't got no money and 74 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:16,080 having no fun you ain't got no money and 75 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,430 having no fun you ain't got no money and because you feel so you turned man now 76 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:17,440 because you feel so you turned man now 77 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,550 because you feel so you turned man now you and ask your parents for a few 78 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:18,560 you and ask your parents for a few 79 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,990 you and ask your parents for a few shackles then 80 00:02:19,990 --> 00:02:20,000 shackles then 81 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,949 shackles then it just grieves me grieves me 82 00:02:22,949 --> 00:02:22,959 it just grieves me grieves me 83 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:25,030 it just grieves me grieves me grieves me man to see you so 84 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:25,040 grieves me man to see you so 85 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,830 grieves me man to see you so mash up like my head 86 00:02:27,830 --> 00:02:27,840 mash up like my head 87 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:28,949 mash up like my head the world's not gonna miss another 88 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:28,959 the world's not gonna miss another 89 00:02:28,959 --> 00:02:31,030 the world's not gonna miss another unemployed sociologist at least you know 90 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:31,040 unemployed sociologist at least you know 91 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:34,309 unemployed sociologist at least you know why you're unemployed 92 00:02:34,309 --> 00:02:34,319 93 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:36,710 sure drop out man yeah that's really 94 00:02:36,710 --> 00:02:36,720 sure drop out man yeah that's really 95 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,470 sure drop out man yeah that's really helpful spider look if he hasn't got any 96 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:38,480 helpful spider look if he hasn't got any 97 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,910 helpful spider look if he hasn't got any qualifications then who is going to give 98 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:39,920 qualifications then who is going to give 99 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,150 qualifications then who is going to give him a job well do what i did i'm my own 100 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:42,160 him a job well do what i did i'm my own 101 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,309 him a job well do what i did i'm my own boss into promotions i got these three 102 00:02:44,309 --> 00:02:44,319 boss into promotions i got these three 103 00:02:44,319 --> 00:02:47,830 boss into promotions i got these three women prime south london womanhood 104 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:47,840 women prime south london womanhood 105 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,589 women prime south london womanhood and they seem like angels and they've 106 00:02:49,589 --> 00:02:49,599 and they seem like angels and they've 107 00:02:49,599 --> 00:02:50,550 and they seem like angels and they've asked me 108 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:50,560 asked me 109 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:51,509 asked me i 110 00:02:51,509 --> 00:02:51,519 i 111 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:54,150 i to be their manager they're called 12 14 112 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:54,160 to be their manager they're called 12 14 113 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,110 to be their manager they're called 12 14 and 16. no is that their dress sizes or 114 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:57,120 and 16. no is that their dress sizes or 115 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:00,229 and 16. no is that their dress sizes or their iqs for picking you as a manager 116 00:03:00,229 --> 00:03:00,239 their iqs for picking you as a manager 117 00:03:00,239 --> 00:03:01,430 their iqs for picking you as a manager look sure you've always been good with 118 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:01,440 look sure you've always been good with 119 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,949 look sure you've always been good with things do something you know you know 120 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:02,959 things do something you know you know 121 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:06,390 things do something you know you know music computers i've got it 122 00:03:06,390 --> 00:03:06,400 music computers i've got it 123 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:13,750 music computers i've got it human incinerator 124 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:13,760 125 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,630 oh 126 00:03:14,630 --> 00:03:14,640 oh 127 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,470 oh have you decided on a title for your 128 00:03:16,470 --> 00:03:16,480 have you decided on a title for your 129 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,390 have you decided on a title for your memoirs yet pogba 130 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:18,400 memoirs yet pogba 131 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,190 memoirs yet pogba no shirley i still don't have it well 132 00:03:21,190 --> 00:03:21,200 no shirley i still don't have it well 133 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,030 no shirley i still don't have it well history says that shakespeare originally 134 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:23,040 history says that shakespeare originally 135 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,670 history says that shakespeare originally titled his autobiography all the world's 136 00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:25,680 titled his autobiography all the world's 137 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,030 titled his autobiography all the world's stage 138 00:03:27,030 --> 00:03:27,040 stage 139 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,789 stage maybe you should call yours 140 00:03:28,789 --> 00:03:28,799 maybe you should call yours 141 00:03:28,799 --> 00:03:31,270 maybe you should call yours all the world's a pork pie 142 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:31,280 all the world's a pork pie 143 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,030 all the world's a pork pie and maybe you could call yours all the 144 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:33,040 and maybe you could call yours all the 145 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:37,910 and maybe you could call yours all the world needs is a decent barber 146 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:37,920 147 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,949 uh walk by if i may be so bold as to 148 00:03:40,949 --> 00:03:40,959 uh walk by if i may be so bold as to 149 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:43,190 uh walk by if i may be so bold as to suggest that so far your book lacks a 150 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:43,200 suggest that so far your book lacks a 151 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,910 suggest that so far your book lacks a setting oh je ne sais 152 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:45,920 setting oh je ne sais 153 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,670 setting oh je ne sais yes it lacks 154 00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:47,680 yes it lacks 155 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,630 yes it lacks romance romance yes man i'm doing my 156 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:50,640 romance romance yes man i'm doing my 157 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,830 romance romance yes man i'm doing my life story not a mills and boone no it 158 00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:53,840 life story not a mills and boone no it 159 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,949 life story not a mills and boone no it needs romance the romance of your first 160 00:03:56,949 --> 00:03:56,959 needs romance the romance of your first 161 00:03:56,959 --> 00:03:58,550 needs romance the romance of your first job for example 162 00:03:58,550 --> 00:03:58,560 job for example 163 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,429 job for example ricky come here tell popeye what you've 164 00:04:01,429 --> 00:04:01,439 ricky come here tell popeye what you've 165 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:02,869 ricky come here tell popeye what you've learned from me since you started 166 00:04:02,869 --> 00:04:02,879 learned from me since you started 167 00:04:02,879 --> 00:04:04,470 learned from me since you started working here uh well i've learned how to 168 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:04,480 working here uh well i've learned how to 169 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,869 working here uh well i've learned how to make tea and toast um really good under 170 00:04:06,869 --> 00:04:06,879 make tea and toast um really good under 171 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:08,789 make tea and toast um really good under dominoes uh oh and run to the baiting 172 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:08,799 dominoes uh oh and run to the baiting 173 00:04:08,799 --> 00:04:10,229 dominoes uh oh and run to the baiting shop place a bet and get back here in 174 00:04:10,229 --> 00:04:10,239 shop place a bet and get back here in 175 00:04:10,239 --> 00:04:11,910 shop place a bet and get back here in less than three and a half minutes 176 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:11,920 less than three and a half minutes 177 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,309 less than three and a half minutes yes yes thank you ricky thank you but 178 00:04:14,309 --> 00:04:14,319 yes yes thank you ricky thank you but 179 00:04:14,319 --> 00:04:17,030 yes yes thank you ricky thank you but you get my point don't you poo pie 180 00:04:17,030 --> 00:04:17,040 you get my point don't you poo pie 181 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:17,909 you get my point don't you poo pie no 182 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:17,919 no 183 00:04:17,919 --> 00:04:18,949 no look 184 00:04:18,949 --> 00:04:18,959 look 185 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:22,150 look it needs drama it needs 186 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:22,160 it needs drama it needs 187 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,070 it needs drama it needs color it needs 188 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:24,080 color it needs 189 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,510 color it needs reminiscence 190 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:25,520 reminiscence 191 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:26,790 reminiscence you remember the first thing that people 192 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:26,800 you remember the first thing that people 193 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,390 you remember the first thing that people said to you when you first came to work 194 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:28,400 said to you when you first came to work 195 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,670 said to you when you first came to work in this country no coloreds no irish and 196 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:31,680 in this country no coloreds no irish and 197 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,390 in this country no coloreds no irish and no dolls 198 00:04:34,390 --> 00:04:34,400 no dolls 199 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,670 no dolls no i remember my first job in england 200 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:37,680 no i remember my first job in england 201 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,270 no i remember my first job in england packing candles at the factory in 202 00:04:39,270 --> 00:04:39,280 packing candles at the factory in 203 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,790 packing candles at the factory in streatham 204 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:40,800 streatham 205 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,469 streatham i worked side by side with this english 206 00:04:42,469 --> 00:04:42,479 i worked side by side with this english 207 00:04:42,479 --> 00:04:44,710 i worked side by side with this english woman josie was her name right 208 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:44,720 woman josie was her name right 209 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,749 woman josie was her name right we did the same job the same hours 210 00:04:47,749 --> 00:04:47,759 we did the same job the same hours 211 00:04:47,759 --> 00:04:50,070 we did the same job the same hours i got paid two pounds a week she got two 212 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:50,080 i got paid two pounds a week she got two 213 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,670 i got paid two pounds a week she got two pounds five on six 214 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:51,680 pounds five on six 215 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,070 pounds five on six the company was called pratt pratt and 216 00:04:54,070 --> 00:04:54,080 the company was called pratt pratt and 217 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,710 the company was called pratt pratt and malloy i work for mr malloy i always 218 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:56,720 malloy i work for mr malloy i always 219 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,670 malloy i work for mr malloy i always thought he should have changed his name 220 00:04:59,670 --> 00:04:59,680 thought he should have changed his name 221 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,510 thought he should have changed his name my father told me that the best way to 222 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:01,520 my father told me that the best way to 223 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,150 my father told me that the best way to get by in life is have a good trade or 224 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:04,160 get by in life is have a good trade or 225 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:09,189 get by in life is have a good trade or profession so what happened 226 00:05:09,189 --> 00:05:09,199 227 00:05:09,199 --> 00:05:13,189 i once had a job 228 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:13,199 229 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:16,310 hey i think you better write this down 230 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:16,320 hey i think you better write this down 231 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,590 hey i think you better write this down i was a cleaner a cleaner oh yes but for 232 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:19,600 i was a cleaner a cleaner oh yes but for 233 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,870 i was a cleaner a cleaner oh yes but for a duchess 234 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:20,880 a duchess 235 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,670 a duchess did you know i could not understand her 236 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:23,680 did you know i could not understand her 237 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,670 did you know i could not understand her and one day after i'd finished the 238 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:25,680 and one day after i'd finished the 239 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,070 and one day after i'd finished the hoovering she asked 240 00:05:28,070 --> 00:05:28,080 hoovering she asked 241 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:31,990 hoovering she asked have you cleaned the stars 242 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:32,000 have you cleaned the stars 243 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,590 have you cleaned the stars and then when she wanted to give me my 244 00:05:33,590 --> 00:05:33,600 and then when she wanted to give me my 245 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,830 and then when she wanted to give me my bus money she said 246 00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:35,840 bus money she said 247 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:39,430 bus money she said how much do i owe 248 00:05:39,430 --> 00:05:39,440 249 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,029 and they have the nerve to say that we 250 00:05:41,029 --> 00:05:41,039 and they have the nerve to say that we 251 00:05:41,039 --> 00:05:43,270 and they have the nerve to say that we can't speak english 252 00:05:43,270 --> 00:05:43,280 can't speak english 253 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,029 can't speak english did you work there then 254 00:05:45,029 --> 00:05:45,039 did you work there then 255 00:05:45,039 --> 00:05:48,469 did you work there then oh my dear small boy absolutely ages 256 00:05:48,469 --> 00:05:48,479 oh my dear small boy absolutely ages 257 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:51,110 oh my dear small boy absolutely ages must have been two three no no no four 258 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:51,120 must have been two three no no no four 259 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,870 must have been two three no no no four days 260 00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:52,880 days 261 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,550 days those were the days they were working 262 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:54,560 those were the days they were working 263 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,510 those were the days they were working hard trying to buy this place trying to 264 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:57,520 hard trying to buy this place trying to 265 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,189 hard trying to buy this place trying to scrape a living 266 00:05:59,189 --> 00:05:59,199 scrape a living 267 00:05:59,199 --> 00:06:00,870 scrape a living trying to convert my fairy edward and 268 00:06:00,870 --> 00:06:00,880 trying to convert my fairy edward and 269 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,790 trying to convert my fairy edward and house into flats 270 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:02,800 house into flats 271 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,070 house into flats trying to make a better life for 272 00:06:04,070 --> 00:06:04,080 trying to make a better life for 273 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,990 trying to make a better life for ourselves and the children look at them 274 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:06,000 ourselves and the children look at them 275 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,870 ourselves and the children look at them now 276 00:06:06,870 --> 00:06:06,880 now 277 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:07,990 now clothes 278 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:08,000 clothes 279 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,430 clothes computers 280 00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:09,440 computers 281 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,110 computers opportunities 282 00:06:11,110 --> 00:06:11,120 opportunities 283 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,430 opportunities them children they're so ungrateful 284 00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:13,440 them children they're so ungrateful 285 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:25,830 them children they're so ungrateful they never had it so good 286 00:06:25,830 --> 00:06:25,840 287 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:28,309 so what do you think could be cake then 288 00:06:28,309 --> 00:06:28,319 so what do you think could be cake then 289 00:06:28,319 --> 00:06:31,510 so what do you think could be cake then i'll let you know when i'm finished 290 00:06:31,510 --> 00:06:31,520 291 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,670 how'd it go all the usual you know my 292 00:06:33,670 --> 00:06:33,680 how'd it go all the usual you know my 293 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,550 how'd it go all the usual you know my dad 294 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:34,560 dad 295 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,390 dad why aren't you at university where's 296 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:36,400 why aren't you at university where's 297 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,230 why aren't you at university where's your contribution to the foreign bill 298 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:38,240 your contribution to the foreign bill 299 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,070 your contribution to the foreign bill when michael was at uni he could pay his 300 00:06:40,070 --> 00:06:40,080 when michael was at uni he could pay his 301 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,350 when michael was at uni he could pay his way 302 00:06:41,350 --> 00:06:41,360 way 303 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,350 way i've had it man believe well i've got 11 304 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:43,360 i've had it man believe well i've got 11 305 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,270 i've had it man believe well i've got 11 pounds and 37 pence in my post office 306 00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:45,280 pounds and 37 pence in my post office 307 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,670 pounds and 37 pence in my post office savings 308 00:06:47,670 --> 00:06:47,680 savings 309 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,550 savings so 310 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:48,560 so 311 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,390 so sure this is really good you think so 312 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:50,400 sure this is really good you think so 313 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,909 sure this is really good you think so yeah well you know you not said do 314 00:06:51,909 --> 00:06:51,919 yeah well you know you not said do 315 00:06:51,919 --> 00:06:53,830 yeah well you know you not said do something i was good at so computer 316 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:53,840 something i was good at so computer 317 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:59,110 something i was good at so computer games yeah sure it's uh well wicked 318 00:06:59,110 --> 00:06:59,120 319 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,029 watch out for fat pad like bernie got it 320 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:01,039 watch out for fat pad like bernie got it 321 00:07:01,039 --> 00:07:02,550 watch out for fat pad like bernie got it got it we see i've had it in my drawer 322 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:02,560 got it we see i've had it in my drawer 323 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,230 got it we see i've had it in my drawer for ages man remember i designed it back 324 00:07:04,230 --> 00:07:04,240 for ages man remember i designed it back 325 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,990 for ages man remember i designed it back in sixth form i just sort of updated it 326 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:06,000 in sixth form i just sort of updated it 327 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,589 in sixth form i just sort of updated it you know gave it a little buzz 328 00:07:07,589 --> 00:07:07,599 you know gave it a little buzz 329 00:07:07,599 --> 00:07:09,909 you know gave it a little buzz so what do you think spider 330 00:07:09,909 --> 00:07:09,919 so what do you think spider 331 00:07:09,919 --> 00:07:14,070 so what do you think spider i think this cake is the living article 332 00:07:14,070 --> 00:07:14,080 i think this cake is the living article 333 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,350 i think this cake is the living article someday you're gonna make some husband 334 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:15,360 someday you're gonna make some husband 335 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,270 someday you're gonna make some husband very happy you got any more spider 336 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:17,280 very happy you got any more spider 337 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,670 very happy you got any more spider spider the game the game look this 338 00:07:19,670 --> 00:07:19,680 spider the game the game look this 339 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,390 spider the game the game look this original intelligent political and it's 340 00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:22,400 original intelligent political and it's 341 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,749 original intelligent political and it's even got a bit of an ecological swarm 342 00:07:23,749 --> 00:07:23,759 even got a bit of an ecological swarm 343 00:07:23,759 --> 00:07:27,830 even got a bit of an ecological swarm your thing's dry like my football time 344 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:27,840 345 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,029 i mean 346 00:07:29,029 --> 00:07:29,039 i mean 347 00:07:29,039 --> 00:07:30,150 i mean who in the right mind is going to want 348 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:30,160 who in the right mind is going to want 349 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,390 who in the right mind is going to want to buy this well i like it 350 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:32,400 to buy this well i like it 351 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,070 to buy this well i like it you are a desperately sad character from 352 00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:34,080 you are a desperately sad character from 353 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,670 you are a desperately sad character from norfolk the watford gap who is in need 354 00:07:35,670 --> 00:07:35,680 norfolk the watford gap who is in need 355 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,710 norfolk the watford gap who is in need of a life 356 00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:38,720 357 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,150 folks from up north don't you just love 358 00:07:40,150 --> 00:07:40,160 folks from up north don't you just love 359 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,309 folks from up north don't you just love them 360 00:07:42,309 --> 00:07:42,319 them 361 00:07:42,319 --> 00:07:43,430 them blowing me up 362 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:43,440 blowing me up 363 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:44,790 blowing me up look the game's obviously based on the 364 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:44,800 look the game's obviously based on the 365 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,469 look the game's obviously based on the shops around there right and this demon 366 00:07:46,469 --> 00:07:46,479 shops around there right and this demon 367 00:07:46,479 --> 00:07:48,390 shops around there right and this demon barbecue is your old man right well any 368 00:07:48,390 --> 00:07:48,400 barbecue is your old man right well any 369 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,230 barbecue is your old man right well any resemblance to persons living or dead is 370 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:50,240 resemblance to persons living or dead is 371 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,309 resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental well look the people 372 00:07:52,309 --> 00:07:52,319 purely coincidental well look the people 373 00:07:52,319 --> 00:07:53,270 purely coincidental well look the people know what it's about so give them what 374 00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:53,280 know what it's about so give them what 375 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,430 know what it's about so give them what they want what you need is a gimmick to 376 00:07:55,430 --> 00:07:55,440 they want what you need is a gimmick to 377 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,029 they want what you need is a gimmick to help create a niche in the market oh 378 00:07:57,029 --> 00:07:57,039 help create a niche in the market oh 379 00:07:57,039 --> 00:07:58,869 help create a niche in the market oh what like your band 12 14 and 16. that's 380 00:07:58,869 --> 00:07:58,879 what like your band 12 14 and 16. that's 381 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,469 what like your band 12 14 and 16. that's right i wanted them to sound more adult 382 00:08:00,469 --> 00:08:00,479 right i wanted them to sound more adult 383 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:02,469 right i wanted them to sound more adult more sophisticated so i changed their 384 00:08:02,469 --> 00:08:02,479 more sophisticated so i changed their 385 00:08:02,479 --> 00:08:03,749 more sophisticated so i changed their name oh that's what they're called now 386 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:03,759 name oh that's what they're called now 387 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:07,270 name oh that's what they're called now then 14 16 and 18. 388 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:07,280 then 14 16 and 18. 389 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,150 then 14 16 and 18. how did he know 390 00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:10,160 391 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,150 sean you're in debt and baby [\h__\h] your 392 00:08:12,150 --> 00:08:12,160 sean you're in debt and baby [\h__\h] your 393 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,150 sean you're in debt and baby [\h__\h] your man if this thing is going to sell the 394 00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:14,160 man if this thing is going to sell the 395 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,589 man if this thing is going to sell the first thing we've got to do is change 396 00:08:15,589 --> 00:08:15,599 first thing we've got to do is change 397 00:08:15,599 --> 00:08:17,670 first thing we've got to do is change the name of this geezer gory vidalia 398 00:08:17,670 --> 00:08:17,680 the name of this geezer gory vidalia 399 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,670 the name of this geezer gory vidalia kissoon i mean what kind of name is that 400 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:19,680 kissoon i mean what kind of name is that 401 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,710 kissoon i mean what kind of name is that call him um desmond buffoo what 402 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:22,720 call him um desmond buffoo what 403 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,469 call him um desmond buffoo what the demon barber 404 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:24,479 the demon barber 405 00:08:24,479 --> 00:08:28,070 the demon barber of helen dunrose 406 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:28,080 407 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,990 there you go 408 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:30,000 there you go 409 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,550 there you go and uh it's fat giza fat pablotti yeah 410 00:08:32,550 --> 00:08:32,560 and uh it's fat giza fat pablotti yeah 411 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,469 and uh it's fat giza fat pablotti yeah call him fat harry and if you could get 412 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:34,479 call him fat harry and if you could get 413 00:08:34,479 --> 00:08:38,149 call him fat harry and if you could get some turbo and it needs to be gory mega 414 00:08:38,149 --> 00:08:38,159 some turbo and it needs to be gory mega 415 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:40,070 some turbo and it needs to be gory mega are you not crazy i mean i'm trying to 416 00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:40,080 are you not crazy i mean i'm trying to 417 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,750 are you not crazy i mean i'm trying to dig myself out of a financial hole not 418 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:41,760 dig myself out of a financial hole not 419 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,990 dig myself out of a financial hole not dig my own grave my dad will kill me hey 420 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:44,000 dig my own grave my dad will kill me hey 421 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,509 dig my own grave my dad will kill me hey any resemblance to persons living or 422 00:08:45,509 --> 00:08:45,519 any resemblance to persons living or 423 00:08:45,519 --> 00:08:47,829 any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental look i just 424 00:08:47,829 --> 00:08:47,839 dead is purely coincidental look i just 425 00:08:47,839 --> 00:08:49,750 dead is purely coincidental look i just can't man look you knock out a few 426 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:49,760 can't man look you knock out a few 427 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:50,870 can't man look you knock out a few copies and i'll see if i can flog him 428 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:50,880 copies and i'll see if i can flog him 429 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,150 copies and i'll see if i can flog him see how they go yeah yeah i know a few 430 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:52,160 see how they go yeah yeah i know a few 431 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,430 see how they go yeah yeah i know a few students want to play this could bring 432 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:53,440 students want to play this could bring 433 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,949 students want to play this could bring in some moneys 434 00:08:54,949 --> 00:08:54,959 in some moneys 435 00:08:54,959 --> 00:08:57,509 in some moneys no i can't do it man 436 00:08:57,509 --> 00:08:57,519 no i can't do it man 437 00:08:57,519 --> 00:09:04,230 no i can't do it man nah i can't do it 438 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:04,240 439 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,470 boy you want me to go to jail for you 440 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:06,480 boy you want me to go to jail for you 441 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,790 boy you want me to go to jail for you you didn't hear what i said yesterday 442 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:08,800 you didn't hear what i said yesterday 443 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,750 you didn't hear what i said yesterday sure look 444 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:09,760 sure look 445 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,269 sure look you haven't paid your contribution to 446 00:09:11,269 --> 00:09:11,279 you haven't paid your contribution to 447 00:09:11,279 --> 00:09:13,269 you haven't paid your contribution to the telephone bill now your father wants 448 00:09:13,269 --> 00:09:13,279 the telephone bill now your father wants 449 00:09:13,279 --> 00:09:15,509 the telephone bill now your father wants to install a pay phone in your bedroom 450 00:09:15,509 --> 00:09:15,519 to install a pay phone in your bedroom 451 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:18,070 to install a pay phone in your bedroom including the box 452 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:18,080 including the box 453 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,590 including the box now i know things are available come on 454 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:19,600 now i know things are available come on 455 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,190 now i know things are available come on mom you know the school mcgrath still 456 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:21,200 mom you know the school mcgrath still 457 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,630 mom you know the school mcgrath still you're not eating another thing in this 458 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:22,640 you're not eating another thing in this 459 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,630 you're not eating another thing in this house until you pay the bills 460 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:24,640 house until you pay the bills 461 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,310 house until you pay the bills when your brother michael was studying 462 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:26,320 when your brother michael was studying 463 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,550 when your brother michael was studying no michael this michael this michael 464 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:28,560 no michael this michael this michael 465 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:29,509 no michael this michael this michael that 466 00:09:29,509 --> 00:09:29,519 that 467 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:31,430 that john is is something wrong is there 468 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:31,440 john is is something wrong is there 469 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,670 john is is something wrong is there something we could do 470 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:33,680 something we could do 471 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:34,630 something we could do no 472 00:09:34,630 --> 00:09:34,640 no 473 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,310 no no in fact i'll be able to pay my way 474 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:36,320 no in fact i'll be able to pay my way 475 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,990 no in fact i'll be able to pay my way real soon oh good 476 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:38,000 real soon oh good 477 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,389 real soon oh good yeah and not worry about money at all oh 478 00:09:40,389 --> 00:09:40,399 yeah and not worry about money at all oh 479 00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:42,070 yeah and not worry about money at all oh good huh 480 00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:42,080 good huh 481 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,150 good huh pretty soon there won't ever be any 482 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:44,160 pretty soon there won't ever be any 483 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,150 pretty soon there won't ever be any money worries ever again 484 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:46,160 money worries ever again 485 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:51,750 money worries ever again good 486 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:51,760 487 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,150 so i said to the four-minute forge mr 488 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:54,160 so i said to the four-minute forge mr 489 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,870 so i said to the four-minute forge mr kowalski do that again and i'll do 490 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:56,880 kowalski do that again and i'll do 491 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,430 kowalski do that again and i'll do something you'll never ever forget 492 00:09:59,430 --> 00:09:59,440 something you'll never ever forget 493 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,590 something you'll never ever forget and he did it again 494 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:01,600 and he did it again 495 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,030 and he did it again so what did you do 496 00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:03,040 so what did you do 497 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,870 so what did you do about mr kowalski 498 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:04,880 about mr kowalski 499 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,670 about mr kowalski i haven't decided as yet 500 00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:07,680 i haven't decided as yet 501 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,509 i haven't decided as yet i might change it 502 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:09,519 i might change it 503 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:11,910 i might change it but pogba the whole point of an 504 00:10:11,910 --> 00:10:11,920 but pogba the whole point of an 505 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,150 but pogba the whole point of an autobiography is to record faithfully 506 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:14,160 autobiography is to record faithfully 507 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,550 autobiography is to record faithfully events ass and when they occurred not 508 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:16,560 events ass and when they occurred not 509 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,790 events ass and when they occurred not make them up as you go along yes you 510 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:18,800 make them up as you go along yes you 511 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,790 make them up as you go along yes you can't rewrite history and maybe i want 512 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:20,800 can't rewrite history and maybe i want 513 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,269 can't rewrite history and maybe i want to rewrite my history 514 00:10:23,269 --> 00:10:23,279 to rewrite my history 515 00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:25,269 to rewrite my history i know you all think my story is boring 516 00:10:25,269 --> 00:10:25,279 i know you all think my story is boring 517 00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:29,750 i know you all think my story is boring oh no we don't poke pie oh yes we do 518 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:29,760 oh no we don't poke pie oh yes we do 519 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,069 oh no we don't poke pie oh yes we do i'd love to read it mr grant why you 520 00:10:32,069 --> 00:10:32,079 i'd love to read it mr grant why you 521 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:35,509 i'd love to read it mr grant why you want to put yourself to sleep 522 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:35,519 523 00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:37,350 we just thought look 524 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:37,360 we just thought look 525 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,350 we just thought look pork pie we know you 526 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:39,360 pork pie we know you 527 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,069 pork pie we know you you've led a rich and varied life up 528 00:10:42,069 --> 00:10:42,079 you've led a rich and varied life up 529 00:10:42,079 --> 00:10:44,310 you've led a rich and varied life up till now and none of the color was 530 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:44,320 till now and none of the color was 531 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:45,430 till now and none of the color was coming through 532 00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:45,440 coming through 533 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,069 coming through except dar gray 534 00:10:48,069 --> 00:10:48,079 except dar gray 535 00:10:48,079 --> 00:10:50,230 except dar gray you could write about coming to england 536 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:50,240 you could write about coming to england 537 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,030 you could write about coming to england right your family all crammed up in one 538 00:10:53,030 --> 00:10:53,040 right your family all crammed up in one 539 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,710 right your family all crammed up in one room to begin with 540 00:10:54,710 --> 00:10:54,720 room to begin with 541 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,350 room to begin with gwendolyn working days at king's college 542 00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:57,360 gwendolyn working days at king's college 543 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,990 gwendolyn working days at king's college you working nights at ford's hyacinth 544 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:00,000 you working nights at ford's hyacinth 545 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,829 you working nights at ford's hyacinth green working the in between shifts okay 546 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:03,839 green working the in between shifts okay 547 00:11:03,839 --> 00:11:06,550 green working the in between shifts okay there was a salad with dressing 548 00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:06,560 there was a salad with dressing 549 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,790 there was a salad with dressing your nail breakdown when gwendolyn left 550 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:08,800 your nail breakdown when gwendolyn left 551 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,030 your nail breakdown when gwendolyn left you your mental health at the time 552 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:11,040 you your mental health at the time 553 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,829 you your mental health at the time your engagement from my sister susu your 554 00:11:13,829 --> 00:11:13,839 your engagement from my sister susu your 555 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:17,990 your engagement from my sister susu your mental health at the time 556 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:18,000 557 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,069 you know what you should call your book 558 00:11:20,069 --> 00:11:20,079 you know what you should call your book 559 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:24,150 you know what you should call your book lies damned lies 560 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:24,160 lies damned lies 561 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:28,550 lies damned lies and pork pies 562 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:28,560 563 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,430 yo 564 00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:29,440 yo 565 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,990 yo tony oh the boy don't even say how you 566 00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:32,000 tony oh the boy don't even say how you 567 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,350 tony oh the boy don't even say how you do dawg 568 00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:33,360 do dawg 569 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,710 do dawg morning bernie morning cockroach 570 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:36,720 morning bernie morning cockroach 571 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,230 morning bernie morning cockroach it's spider mystery i don't know where 572 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:38,240 it's spider mystery i don't know where 573 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,190 it's spider mystery i don't know where you get this 574 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:39,200 you get this 575 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,910 you get this cockroach ting from uh is that for sure 576 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:41,920 cockroach ting from uh is that for sure 577 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,910 cockroach ting from uh is that for sure yeah one hundred goals yeah yeah yeah 578 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:43,920 yeah one hundred goals yeah yeah yeah 579 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,030 yeah one hundred goals yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'll take it 580 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:45,040 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'll take it 581 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,630 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'll take it cheers later sir all right more time 582 00:11:46,630 --> 00:11:46,640 cheers later sir all right more time 583 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:51,430 cheers later sir all right more time still bye-bye 584 00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:51,440 585 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,710 uh ricky 586 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:52,720 uh ricky 587 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,190 uh ricky i'll take that box up to sean's room uh 588 00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:55,200 i'll take that box up to sean's room uh 589 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,710 i'll take that box up to sean's room uh but mr ambrose uh boy i insist 590 00:11:58,710 --> 00:11:58,720 but mr ambrose uh boy i insist 591 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,829 but mr ambrose uh boy i insist give me the damn box 592 00:12:01,829 --> 00:12:01,839 593 00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:03,509 right anybody want to see what inside 594 00:12:03,509 --> 00:12:03,519 right anybody want to see what inside 595 00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:06,389 right anybody want to see what inside this box me all right this one that is 596 00:12:06,389 --> 00:12:06,399 this box me all right this one that is 597 00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,629 this box me all right this one that is sean's personal belongings you remember 598 00:12:08,629 --> 00:12:08,639 sean's personal belongings you remember 599 00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:10,949 sean's personal belongings you remember that time you read his diary out loud 600 00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:10,959 that time you read his diary out loud 601 00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:13,829 that time you read his diary out loud thereby violating his inalienable human 602 00:12:13,829 --> 00:12:13,839 thereby violating his inalienable human 603 00:12:13,839 --> 00:12:16,790 thereby violating his inalienable human and civil right invading his privacy and 604 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:16,800 and civil right invading his privacy and 605 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,629 and civil right invading his privacy and breaking any trust that may have been 606 00:12:18,629 --> 00:12:18,639 breaking any trust that may have been 607 00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:20,310 breaking any trust that may have been previously established 608 00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:20,320 previously established 609 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,750 previously established i enjoyed that morning carry on 610 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:23,760 i enjoyed that morning carry on 611 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,710 i enjoyed that morning carry on desmond give me the box 612 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:26,720 desmond give me the box 613 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:42,550 desmond give me the box all right 614 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:42,560 615 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,829 indeed it seems like a crudely labeled 616 00:12:45,829 --> 00:12:45,839 indeed it seems like a crudely labeled 617 00:12:45,839 --> 00:12:48,389 indeed it seems like a crudely labeled computer game 618 00:12:48,389 --> 00:12:48,399 computer game 619 00:12:48,399 --> 00:12:51,110 computer game going to the barbers used to be easy 620 00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:51,120 going to the barbers used to be easy 621 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,230 going to the barbers used to be easy but now can you make it down helen den 622 00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:54,240 but now can you make it down helen den 623 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,150 but now can you make it down helen den road 624 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:56,160 road 625 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,829 road pass the clutches of 626 00:12:57,829 --> 00:12:57,839 pass the clutches of 627 00:12:57,839 --> 00:12:59,990 pass the clutches of fat harrys 628 00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:00,000 fat harrys 629 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,910 fat harrys pass the crimes at crystallos the kibaba 630 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:03,920 pass the crimes at crystallos the kibaba 631 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,150 pass the crimes at crystallos the kibaba and finally beat the deadly mortal 632 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:06,160 and finally beat the deadly mortal 633 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,710 and finally beat the deadly mortal advances of the dreaded demon barber of 634 00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:08,720 advances of the dreaded demon barber of 635 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,190 advances of the dreaded demon barber of beckham 636 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:11,200 637 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,629 heads you lose tails you lose sweeney 638 00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:14,639 heads you lose tails you lose sweeney 639 00:13:14,639 --> 00:13:20,389 heads you lose tails you lose sweeney todd has nothing on desmond buffoon 640 00:13:20,389 --> 00:13:20,399 641 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:23,030 i send this man to university and he 642 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:23,040 i send this man to university and he 643 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:26,310 i send this man to university and he wastes his time doing his choppiness 644 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:26,320 wastes his time doing his choppiness 645 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,310 wastes his time doing his choppiness i'll kill him 646 00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:28,320 i'll kill him 647 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:35,829 i'll kill him i'll kill him 648 00:13:35,829 --> 00:13:35,839 649 00:13:35,839 --> 00:13:37,990 i can't believe that sean would treat me 650 00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:38,000 i can't believe that sean would treat me 651 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,670 i can't believe that sean would treat me like something he scraped off his shoe 652 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:39,680 like something he scraped off his shoe 653 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,430 like something he scraped off his shoe button 654 00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:41,440 button 655 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,670 button mr andrews i'm sorry 656 00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:43,680 mr andrews i'm sorry 657 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,590 mr andrews i'm sorry desmond you did tell the boy to pay his 658 00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:45,600 desmond you did tell the boy to pay his 659 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,430 desmond you did tell the boy to pay his way doing something now he's done 660 00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:47,440 way doing something now he's done 661 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,949 way doing something now he's done something yes 662 00:13:48,949 --> 00:13:48,959 something yes 663 00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:52,150 something yes making money calling me a buffoon 664 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:52,160 making money calling me a buffoon 665 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,790 making money calling me a buffoon mr ambrose i'm so sorry what happened 666 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:54,800 mr ambrose i'm so sorry what happened 667 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,629 mr ambrose i'm so sorry what happened laughing stalker beckham 668 00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:56,639 laughing stalker beckham 669 00:13:56,639 --> 00:13:58,069 laughing stalker beckham and this time it'll have nothing to do 670 00:13:58,069 --> 00:13:58,079 and this time it'll have nothing to do 671 00:13:58,079 --> 00:14:01,269 and this time it'll have nothing to do with your haircuts 672 00:14:01,269 --> 00:14:01,279 673 00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:02,870 don't worry desmond you'll feel better 674 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:02,880 don't worry desmond you'll feel better 675 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,470 don't worry desmond you'll feel better after your game of dominoes with matthew 676 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:04,480 after your game of dominoes with matthew 677 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,189 after your game of dominoes with matthew and pogba i can't think that sean thinks 678 00:14:07,189 --> 00:14:07,199 and pogba i can't think that sean thinks 679 00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:09,990 and pogba i can't think that sean thinks so little of me no but you see no way 680 00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:10,000 so little of me no but you see no way 681 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,470 so little of me no but you see no way your nosiness has got you i did want 682 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:12,480 your nosiness has got you i did want 683 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,629 your nosiness has got you i did want your desmond not to open pandora's box 684 00:14:14,629 --> 00:14:14,639 your desmond not to open pandora's box 685 00:14:14,639 --> 00:14:16,470 your desmond not to open pandora's box it was not pandora's box 686 00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:16,480 it was not pandora's box 687 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,230 it was not pandora's box it was sean's box 688 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:18,240 it was sean's box 689 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,069 it was sean's box and a wooden box is exactly where he's 690 00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:20,079 and a wooden box is exactly where he's 691 00:14:20,079 --> 00:14:22,069 and a wooden box is exactly where he's going to drive me mr ambrose i'm really 692 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:22,079 going to drive me mr ambrose i'm really 693 00:14:22,079 --> 00:14:24,310 going to drive me mr ambrose i'm really sorry i mean what is this boil committer 694 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:24,320 sorry i mean what is this boil committer 695 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,870 sorry i mean what is this boil committer when your own flesh and blood your son 696 00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:26,880 when your own flesh and blood your son 697 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,269 when your own flesh and blood your son who you walk your finger to the bone for 698 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:29,279 who you walk your finger to the bone for 699 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:31,350 who you walk your finger to the bone for treat you like a mangy flea bitten 700 00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:31,360 treat you like a mangy flea bitten 701 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,310 treat you like a mangy flea bitten one-eyed three-legged old dog 702 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:34,320 one-eyed three-legged old dog 703 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,550 one-eyed three-legged old dog mr rambos i'm so really really sorry is 704 00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:36,560 mr rambos i'm so really really sorry is 705 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,550 mr rambos i'm so really really sorry is there anything i can do you could stop 706 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:38,560 there anything i can do you could stop 707 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,590 there anything i can do you could stop saying sorry for a start sorry but 708 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:41,600 saying sorry for a start sorry but 709 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,069 saying sorry for a start sorry but doesn't look desmond it's only a little 710 00:14:44,069 --> 00:14:44,079 doesn't look desmond it's only a little 711 00:14:44,079 --> 00:14:46,870 doesn't look desmond it's only a little homemade game more than likely no one 712 00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:46,880 homemade game more than likely no one 713 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,990 homemade game more than likely no one will be interested in it anyway 714 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:50,000 will be interested in it anyway 715 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,710 will be interested in it anyway this is it yes street arcade 716 00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:52,720 this is it yes street arcade 717 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,230 this is it yes street arcade is coming for you 718 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:54,240 is coming for you 719 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,310 is coming for you yes no 720 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:56,320 yes no 721 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,990 yes no it's not reacting to where ricky said it 722 00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:58,000 it's not reacting to where ricky said it 723 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,430 it's not reacting to where ricky said it wouldn't no 724 00:14:59,430 --> 00:14:59,440 wouldn't no 725 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,430 wouldn't no yes you're wretched 726 00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:03,440 727 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:06,470 demon barber wins again 728 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:06,480 demon barber wins again 729 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,430 demon barber wins again well 730 00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:07,440 well 731 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,189 well that settles it 732 00:15:09,189 --> 00:15:09,199 that settles it 733 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:13,670 that settles it let's do this to africa zero people 734 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:13,680 735 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,350 anyway we shouldn't be playing this we 736 00:15:15,350 --> 00:15:15,360 anyway we shouldn't be playing this we 737 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,189 anyway we shouldn't be playing this we should be playing dominoes with desmond 738 00:15:17,189 --> 00:15:17,199 should be playing dominoes with desmond 739 00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:19,910 should be playing dominoes with desmond but man this is ten times better boy 740 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:19,920 but man this is ten times better boy 741 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,949 but man this is ten times better boy sean was clever to make this huh 742 00:15:22,949 --> 00:15:22,959 sean was clever to make this huh 743 00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:24,949 sean was clever to make this huh this is obviously a rudimentary game 744 00:15:24,949 --> 00:15:24,959 this is obviously a rudimentary game 745 00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:27,269 this is obviously a rudimentary game made to appeal to all judge pensioners 746 00:15:27,269 --> 00:15:27,279 made to appeal to all judge pensioners 747 00:15:27,279 --> 00:15:29,749 made to appeal to all judge pensioners lollipop men and some presidents 748 00:15:29,749 --> 00:15:29,759 lollipop men and some presidents 749 00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:31,189 lollipop men and some presidents you that's them 750 00:15:31,189 --> 00:15:31,199 you that's them 751 00:15:31,199 --> 00:15:33,749 you that's them four five it is amazing how one's 752 00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:33,759 four five it is amazing how one's 753 00:15:33,759 --> 00:15:36,310 four five it is amazing how one's fortunes can be determined by chance you 754 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:36,320 fortunes can be determined by chance you 755 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,629 fortunes can be determined by chance you saying i was lucky 756 00:15:38,629 --> 00:15:38,639 saying i was lucky 757 00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,310 saying i was lucky the only way you could beat me was by 758 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:40,320 the only way you could beat me was by 759 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,310 the only way you could beat me was by throwing your death flame ball i'm at 760 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:42,320 throwing your death flame ball i'm at 761 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,790 throwing your death flame ball i'm at you you soft man 762 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:44,800 you you soft man 763 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,990 you you soft man there's an old african saying 764 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:48,000 there's an old african saying 765 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,710 there's an old african saying only a fool looks for dung where the cow 766 00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:50,720 only a fool looks for dung where the cow 767 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,030 only a fool looks for dung where the cow never grazed 768 00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:53,040 never grazed 769 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,030 never grazed think about it and you should think 770 00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:55,040 think about it and you should think 771 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,790 think about it and you should think about the next game but what about 772 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:56,800 about the next game but what about 773 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,790 about the next game but what about desmond ah there's one of dominoes can't 774 00:15:58,790 --> 00:15:58,800 desmond ah there's one of dominoes can't 775 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,269 desmond ah there's one of dominoes can't wait um well but ricky said we could 776 00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:01,279 wait um well but ricky said we could 777 00:16:01,279 --> 00:16:04,069 wait um well but ricky said we could only stay for one game the best of three 778 00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:04,079 only stay for one game the best of three 779 00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:06,069 only stay for one game the best of three five yeah 780 00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:06,079 five yeah 781 00:16:06,079 --> 00:16:20,870 five yeah scrambled upwards 782 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:20,880 783 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,629 oh please let me play mr ambrose i 784 00:16:22,629 --> 00:16:22,639 oh please let me play mr ambrose i 785 00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:25,030 oh please let me play mr ambrose i haven't proved honest no double 5's 786 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:25,040 haven't proved honest no double 5's 787 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,430 haven't proved honest no double 5's blocked the game even my friends prefer 788 00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:27,440 blocked the game even my friends prefer 789 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,430 blocked the game even my friends prefer to play that computer game that dirty 790 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:29,440 to play that computer game that dirty 791 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,590 to play that computer game that dirty worthless good for nothing jing bangs on 792 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:31,600 worthless good for nothing jing bangs on 793 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,910 worthless good for nothing jing bangs on a mining intention dirty what was good 794 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:33,920 a mining intention dirty what was good 795 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,829 a mining intention dirty what was good for nothing dingbat oh that's excellent 796 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:35,839 for nothing dingbat oh that's excellent 797 00:16:35,839 --> 00:16:38,550 for nothing dingbat oh that's excellent that you're a cheat you are a chief no 798 00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:38,560 that you're a cheat you are a chief no 799 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,310 that you're a cheat you are a chief no i'm not that's why i don't like playing 800 00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:40,320 i'm not that's why i don't like playing 801 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,389 i'm not that's why i don't like playing with him you ready to play dominoes 802 00:16:42,389 --> 00:16:42,399 with him you ready to play dominoes 803 00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:44,710 with him you ready to play dominoes nearly let's go have a drink first oh i 804 00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:44,720 nearly let's go have a drink first oh i 805 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,230 nearly let's go have a drink first oh i didn't know that the computer game could 806 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:46,240 didn't know that the computer game could 807 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,150 didn't know that the computer game could wake up such a thirst yes and the first 808 00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:48,160 wake up such a thirst yes and the first 809 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:54,389 wake up such a thirst yes and the first round's on you your 810 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:54,399 811 00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:57,269 did not even try to persuade me 812 00:16:57,269 --> 00:16:57,279 did not even try to persuade me 813 00:16:57,279 --> 00:17:00,230 did not even try to persuade me you go mr ambrose i'll put these away 814 00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:00,240 you go mr ambrose i'll put these away 815 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,030 you go mr ambrose i'll put these away but 816 00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:01,040 but 817 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,189 but would you treat your father like this no 818 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:03,199 would you treat your father like this no 819 00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:04,549 would you treat your father like this no but he probably wouldn't realise if i 820 00:17:04,549 --> 00:17:04,559 but he probably wouldn't realise if i 821 00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:05,429 but he probably wouldn't realise if i did 822 00:17:05,429 --> 00:17:05,439 did 823 00:17:05,439 --> 00:17:31,110 did oh lord 824 00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:31,120 825 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,390 listen do you know how many copies of 826 00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:32,400 listen do you know how many copies of 827 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,669 listen do you know how many copies of demon barbecue 828 00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:33,679 demon barbecue 829 00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,830 demon barbecue it was incredible i believe that i mean 830 00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:35,840 it was incredible i believe that i mean 831 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,430 it was incredible i believe that i mean we were selling them so fast it was like 832 00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:37,440 we were selling them so fast it was like 833 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,190 we were selling them so fast it was like well it was like juice lightning yes 834 00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:39,200 well it was like juice lightning yes 835 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,110 well it was like juice lightning yes yeah it's like a morgan here how upset 836 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:41,120 yeah it's like a morgan here how upset 837 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,310 yeah it's like a morgan here how upset your dad is 838 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:42,320 your dad is 839 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,990 your dad is did he threaten to kill me yeah did you 840 00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:44,000 did he threaten to kill me yeah did you 841 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,310 did he threaten to kill me yeah did you get all out of shape yeah don't tell me 842 00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:46,320 get all out of shape yeah don't tell me 843 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,230 get all out of shape yeah don't tell me i bet he called me a worthless dirty 844 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:48,240 i bet he called me a worthless dirty 845 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,870 i bet he called me a worthless dirty good-for-nothing jing-bang boy 846 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:50,880 good-for-nothing jing-bang boy 847 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,549 good-for-nothing jing-bang boy oh that's alright he'll be okay by now 848 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:52,559 oh that's alright he'll be okay by now 849 00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:53,990 oh that's alright he'll be okay by now listen sean it's not like he's really 850 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:54,000 listen sean it's not like he's really 851 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,549 listen sean it's not like he's really hurt but it's only a game and i mean i 852 00:17:56,549 --> 00:17:56,559 hurt but it's only a game and i mean i 853 00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:57,909 hurt but it's only a game and i mean i never really took the nick i only called 854 00:17:57,909 --> 00:17:57,919 never really took the nick i only called 855 00:17:57,919 --> 00:17:58,830 never really took the nick i only called him a 856 00:17:58,830 --> 00:17:58,840 him a 857 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,029 him a buffoon but it wasn't personal try 858 00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:01,039 buffoon but it wasn't personal try 859 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,549 buffoon but it wasn't personal try telling that to your dad well look he 860 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:02,559 telling that to your dad well look he 861 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,750 telling that to your dad well look he said to earn some dosh and make a 862 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:03,760 said to earn some dosh and make a 863 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,430 said to earn some dosh and make a contribution that's what i'm doing i 864 00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:05,440 contribution that's what i'm doing i 865 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,789 contribution that's what i'm doing i mean it's only a silly little computer 866 00:18:06,789 --> 00:18:06,799 mean it's only a silly little computer 867 00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:08,070 mean it's only a silly little computer game 868 00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:08,080 game 869 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,430 game yeah well he's really cut up about it i 870 00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:09,440 yeah well he's really cut up about it i 871 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,789 yeah well he's really cut up about it i mean even your mum doesn't know what to 872 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:10,799 mean even your mum doesn't know what to 873 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,110 mean even your mum doesn't know what to say to him you've got to do something 874 00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:13,120 say to him you've got to do something 875 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,350 say to him you've got to do something well like what i don't know look i can't 876 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:15,360 well like what i don't know look i can't 877 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,470 well like what i don't know look i can't take the game off the streets just to 878 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:16,480 take the game off the streets just to 879 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,070 take the game off the streets just to make dad happy anyway spider will never 880 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:18,080 make dad happy anyway spider will never 881 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,190 make dad happy anyway spider will never do that 882 00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:19,200 do that 883 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,470 do that okay look i'm gonna go and see bernie 884 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:20,480 okay look i'm gonna go and see bernie 885 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:28,230 okay look i'm gonna go and see bernie he'll know how to handle this 886 00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:28,240 887 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,230 it's a great game ladies and gentlemen 888 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:30,240 it's a great game ladies and gentlemen 889 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,669 it's a great game ladies and gentlemen this is the one demon barber 2 turbo 890 00:18:33,669 --> 00:18:33,679 this is the one demon barber 2 turbo 891 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,190 this is the one demon barber 2 turbo your very own your computer game with a 892 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:35,200 your very own your computer game with a 893 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,230 your very own your computer game with a 90s a snip for only 9.99 and listen 894 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:38,240 90s a snip for only 9.99 and listen 895 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,070 90s a snip for only 9.99 and listen don't worry about compatibility with 896 00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:40,080 don't worry about compatibility with 897 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,950 don't worry about compatibility with your own pc this is the compatibility 898 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:42,960 your own pc this is the compatibility 899 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:48,230 your own pc this is the compatibility what mooc was to mindy 900 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:48,240 901 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,150 it's better than events 902 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:50,160 it's better than events 903 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,590 it's better than events broadway 904 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:51,600 broadway 905 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,830 broadway excuse 906 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:54,840 907 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,270 me hello 908 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:57,280 me hello 909 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,710 me hello yeah 910 00:18:58,710 --> 00:18:58,720 yeah 911 00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,830 yeah why 912 00:18:59,830 --> 00:18:59,840 why 913 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,230 why if i'm busy 914 00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:02,240 if i'm busy 915 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,270 if i'm busy yeah 916 00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:03,280 yeah 917 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,750 yeah and yes yeah that's i 918 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:05,760 and yes yeah that's i 919 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,669 and yes yeah that's i yes and they're using my gold credit 920 00:19:07,669 --> 00:19:07,679 yes and they're using my gold credit 921 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:08,830 yes and they're using my gold credit card 922 00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:08,840 card 923 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,150 card yeah how many pairs of shoes 924 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:12,160 yeah how many pairs of shoes 925 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:17,029 yeah how many pairs of shoes what was it 14 16 or 18 pairs people 926 00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:17,039 what was it 14 16 or 18 pairs people 927 00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:18,789 what was it 14 16 or 18 pairs people that's how many pairs they bought each 928 00:19:18,789 --> 00:19:18,799 that's how many pairs they bought each 929 00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:20,789 that's how many pairs they bought each how much foot they have 930 00:19:20,789 --> 00:19:20,799 how much foot they have 931 00:19:20,799 --> 00:19:24,870 how much foot they have all right yeah thanks cheers 932 00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:24,880 all right yeah thanks cheers 933 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,510 all right yeah thanks cheers do you want demon barber too yes let me 934 00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:27,520 do you want demon barber too yes let me 935 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,590 do you want demon barber too yes let me see if you want a demon barber too 936 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:29,600 see if you want a demon barber too 937 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,549 see if you want a demon barber too yes well i've got it if you want it i'll 938 00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:32,559 yes well i've got it if you want it i'll 939 00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:34,070 yes well i've got it if you want it i'll give it to you to knock down bargain 940 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:34,080 give it to you to knock down bargain 941 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,590 give it to you to knock down bargain basement price because i noticed the 942 00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:35,600 basement price because i noticed the 943 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,870 basement price because i noticed the recession out there 944 00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:36,880 recession out there 945 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:42,549 recession out there only 19.99 come on 946 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:42,559 947 00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:43,830 thank you darling 948 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:43,840 thank you darling 949 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:44,789 thank you darling you've got to take the game off the 950 00:19:44,789 --> 00:19:44,799 you've got to take the game off the 951 00:19:44,799 --> 00:19:47,510 you've got to take the game off the streets now why my dad's going mad your 952 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:47,520 streets now why my dad's going mad your 953 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,669 streets now why my dad's going mad your dad is mad and so are you 954 00:19:49,669 --> 00:19:49,679 dad is mad and so are you 955 00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:50,830 dad is mad and so are you are 956 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:50,840 are 957 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:50,950 are crazy could take ages oh burn we've got 958 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:50,960 crazy could take ages oh burn we've got 959 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,350 crazy could take ages oh burn we've got look at it to you 960 00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:53,360 961 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,710 to do something 962 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:54,720 to do something 963 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,630 to do something i've got it all right this game being 964 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:56,640 i've got it all right this game being 965 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,710 i've got it all right this game being sold is illegal all right if you brought 966 00:19:58,710 --> 00:19:58,720 sold is illegal all right if you brought 967 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,070 sold is illegal all right if you brought it we can give you a money back as long 968 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:00,080 it we can give you a money back as long 969 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,669 it we can give you a money back as long as you return the game 970 00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:01,679 as you return the game 971 00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:10,390 as you return the game under the count of four 972 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:10,400 973 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,310 but i was told i could get demon barber 974 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:12,320 but i was told i could get demon barber 975 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,750 but i was told i could get demon barber too here no deal you got the wrong shop 976 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:15,760 too here no deal you got the wrong shop 977 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:20,149 too here no deal you got the wrong shop but it's not the demon barber 978 00:20:20,149 --> 00:20:20,159 979 00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:21,750 yeah you are 980 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:21,760 yeah you are 981 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,909 yeah you are and have your craft place no come out 982 00:20:23,909 --> 00:20:23,919 and have your craft place no come out 983 00:20:23,919 --> 00:20:26,149 and have your craft place no come out bishop but you can't treat your fans 984 00:20:26,149 --> 00:20:26,159 bishop but you can't treat your fans 985 00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:27,190 bishop but you can't treat your fans like that 986 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:27,200 like that 987 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,350 like that i think it's laudable when celebrities 988 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:29,360 i think it's laudable when celebrities 989 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,270 i think it's laudable when celebrities go out of their way to meet 990 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:31,280 go out of their way to meet 991 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,350 go out of their way to meet the republic 992 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:33,360 the republic 993 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,310 the republic all right all right 994 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:36,320 995 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:44,870 it's a junior yeah 996 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:44,880 997 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,230 mega 998 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:48,240 999 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,149 done desmond 1000 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:50,159 done desmond 1001 00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:51,990 done desmond well it still can't take away my 1002 00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:52,000 well it still can't take away my 1003 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,270 well it still can't take away my feelings of betrayal i know i know 1004 00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:55,280 feelings of betrayal i know i know 1005 00:20:55,280 --> 00:21:01,430 feelings of betrayal i know i know surely yeah i still have those feelings 1006 00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:01,440 1007 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,909 mr ambrose i'm really really sorry look 1008 00:21:03,909 --> 00:21:03,919 mr ambrose i'm really really sorry look 1009 00:21:03,919 --> 00:21:06,070 mr ambrose i'm really really sorry look ricky you don't have to keep apologizing 1010 00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:06,080 ricky you don't have to keep apologizing 1011 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,390 ricky you don't have to keep apologizing is sean who should do that not you i'm 1012 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:08,400 is sean who should do that not you i'm 1013 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,590 is sean who should do that not you i'm sorry 1014 00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:09,600 sorry 1015 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,149 sorry anyone want a cup of tea not no ricky 1016 00:21:12,149 --> 00:21:12,159 anyone want a cup of tea not no ricky 1017 00:21:12,159 --> 00:21:14,070 anyone want a cup of tea not no ricky that one you can't really say it was 1018 00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:14,080 that one you can't really say it was 1019 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,909 that one you can't really say it was betrayal i'm sure didn't tend to hurt 1020 00:21:15,909 --> 00:21:15,919 betrayal i'm sure didn't tend to hurt 1021 00:21:15,919 --> 00:21:17,110 betrayal i'm sure didn't tend to hurt you he was only trying to make some 1022 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:17,120 you he was only trying to make some 1023 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,510 you he was only trying to make some money mr ambrose and you have to admit 1024 00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:19,520 money mr ambrose and you have to admit 1025 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,350 money mr ambrose and you have to admit it was very clever of him to invent that 1026 00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:21,360 it was very clever of him to invent that 1027 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,230 it was very clever of him to invent that game in the first place now matthew he 1028 00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:24,240 game in the first place now matthew he 1029 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,710 game in the first place now matthew he knows the meaning of betrayal what you 1030 00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:26,720 knows the meaning of betrayal what you 1031 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,230 knows the meaning of betrayal what you still haven't paid me for last night's 1032 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:28,240 still haven't paid me for last night's 1033 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,470 still haven't paid me for last night's thrashing west indies five africa zero 1034 00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:32,480 thrashing west indies five africa zero 1035 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,549 thrashing west indies five africa zero farpa i don't think you're going to miss 1036 00:21:34,549 --> 00:21:34,559 farpa i don't think you're going to miss 1037 00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:37,190 farpa i don't think you're going to miss the princeless sum of 150p 1038 00:21:37,190 --> 00:21:37,200 the princeless sum of 150p 1039 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,990 the princeless sum of 150p yes but that's the point it's not the 1040 00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:40,000 yes but that's the point it's not the 1041 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,590 yes but that's the point it's not the money it's the principle 1042 00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:43,600 money it's the principle 1043 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,029 money it's the principle uh sure 1044 00:21:45,029 --> 00:21:45,039 uh sure 1045 00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:46,230 uh sure dad 1046 00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:46,240 dad 1047 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,990 dad look i can explain that the game it 1048 00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:48,000 look i can explain that the game it 1049 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,669 look i can explain that the game it wasn't meant to offend you 1050 00:21:49,669 --> 00:21:49,679 wasn't meant to offend you 1051 00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:52,149 wasn't meant to offend you that's not what offended me is making 1052 00:21:52,149 --> 00:21:52,159 that's not what offended me is making 1053 00:21:52,159 --> 00:21:54,470 that's not what offended me is making that stupidness instead of studying 1054 00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:54,480 that stupidness instead of studying 1055 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,870 that stupidness instead of studying dad i'm trying to get a degree and i'm 1056 00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:56,880 dad i'm trying to get a degree and i'm 1057 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,710 dad i'm trying to get a degree and i'm trying to pay my way i just don't want 1058 00:21:58,710 --> 00:21:58,720 trying to pay my way i just don't want 1059 00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,990 trying to pay my way i just don't want to be thought of as the baby of the 1060 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:00,000 to be thought of as the baby of the 1061 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,149 to be thought of as the baby of the family anymore i'm an adult 1062 00:22:02,149 --> 00:22:02,159 family anymore i'm an adult 1063 00:22:02,159 --> 00:22:04,789 family anymore i'm an adult and adults make mistakes sometimes 1064 00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:04,799 and adults make mistakes sometimes 1065 00:22:04,799 --> 00:22:08,230 and adults make mistakes sometimes and adults can ask for help 1066 00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:08,240 and adults can ask for help 1067 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:12,149 and adults can ask for help sometimes 1068 00:22:12,149 --> 00:22:12,159 1069 00:22:12,159 --> 00:22:14,310 you're right 1070 00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:14,320 you're right 1071 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:18,010 you're right i'm really sorry dad 1072 00:22:18,010 --> 00:22:18,020 1073 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:20,310 [Applause] 1074 00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:20,320 [Applause] 1075 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,430 [Applause] hey fever 1076 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:23,440 1077 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,630 so 1078 00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:24,640 so 1079 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,789 so what has happened to the game now yes 1080 00:22:26,789 --> 00:22:26,799 what has happened to the game now yes 1081 00:22:26,799 --> 00:22:29,110 what has happened to the game now yes matthew is desperate for some practice 1082 00:22:29,110 --> 00:22:29,120 matthew is desperate for some practice 1083 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,549 matthew is desperate for some practice oh we've tried taking it off the streets 1084 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:30,559 oh we've tried taking it off the streets 1085 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,470 oh we've tried taking it off the streets yeah the spider wouldn't cooperate why 1086 00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:32,480 yeah the spider wouldn't cooperate why 1087 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,230 yeah the spider wouldn't cooperate why doesn't that surprise me 1088 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:34,240 doesn't that surprise me 1089 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,950 doesn't that surprise me yo sean the game is selling like crisp 1090 00:22:36,950 --> 00:22:36,960 yo sean the game is selling like crisp 1091 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,510 yo sean the game is selling like crisp biscuits 1092 00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:39,520 biscuits 1093 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,909 biscuits the tarantula 1094 00:22:41,909 --> 00:22:41,919 the tarantula 1095 00:22:41,919 --> 00:22:43,990 the tarantula oh boy warm soups i told you i'd make 1096 00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:44,000 oh boy warm soups i told you i'd make 1097 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,830 oh boy warm soups i told you i'd make you famous soon the whole world's gonna 1098 00:22:45,830 --> 00:22:45,840 you famous soon the whole world's gonna 1099 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,549 you famous soon the whole world's gonna know about desmond food 1100 00:22:50,549 --> 00:22:50,559 1101 00:22:50,559 --> 00:22:51,510 what 1102 00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:51,520 what 1103 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,510 what what what what is it what well it's the 1104 00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:53,520 what what what is it what well it's the 1105 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,270 what what what is it what well it's the money in it don't worry look i've got 1106 00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:55,280 money in it don't worry look i've got 1107 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,149 money in it don't worry look i've got sean's right here i know he needs it 1108 00:22:58,149 --> 00:22:58,159 sean's right here i know he needs it 1109 00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,270 sean's right here i know he needs it and uh 1110 00:22:59,270 --> 00:22:59,280 and uh 1111 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,870 and uh i got bernie's too look that's right 1112 00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:00,880 i got bernie's too look that's right 1113 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,470 i got bernie's too look that's right here what 1114 00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:02,480 here what 1115 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,909 here what so what is it then 1116 00:23:03,909 --> 00:23:03,919 so what is it then 1117 00:23:03,919 --> 00:23:07,750 so what is it then am i or am i not desmond buffoon the 1118 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:07,760 am i or am i not desmond buffoon the 1119 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,350 am i or am i not desmond buffoon the demon barber 1120 00:23:09,350 --> 00:23:09,360 demon barber 1121 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,230 demon barber well 1122 00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:10,240 well 1123 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,230 well of course you are mr ambrose well in 1124 00:23:12,230 --> 00:23:12,240 of course you are mr ambrose well in 1125 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:16,310 of course you are mr ambrose well in that case you can cut me in 1126 00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:16,320 that case you can cut me in 1127 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:30,000 that case you can cut me in [Applause] 1128 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,010 1129 00:23:30,010 --> 00:23:35,030 [Music] 1130 00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:35,040 [Music] 1131 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,940 [Music] [Applause] 1132 00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:38,950 [Applause] 1133 00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:39,190 [Applause] [Music] 1134 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:39,200 [Music] 1135 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,280 [Music] you