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come on mom

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come on mom
 

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come on mom
this is a bit optimistic for christmas

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this is a bit optimistic for christmas
 

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this is a bit optimistic for christmas
box ricky uh i think our customers will

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box ricky uh i think our customers will
 

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box ricky uh i think our customers will
get the hint with this

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get the hint with this
 

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get the hint with this
season's greetings to all our customers

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season's greetings to all our customers
 

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season's greetings to all our customers
dig deep and once i've decorated the

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dig deep and once i've decorated the
 

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dig deep and once i've decorated the
shop they won't be able to resist

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shop they won't be able to resist
 

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shop they won't be able to resist
yeah i don't think this will get you a

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yeah i don't think this will get you a
 

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yeah i don't think this will get you a
blue peter badge ricky

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blue peter badge ricky
 

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blue peter badge ricky
this puts me in mind of my childhood

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this puts me in mind of my childhood
 

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this puts me in mind of my childhood
christmases back in guyana

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christmases back in guyana
 

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christmases back in guyana
making all our own decorations helping

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making all our own decorations helping
 

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making all our own decorations helping
my mother to break the christmas cake

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my mother to break the christmas cake
 

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my mother to break the christmas cake
making presents for our relatives

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making presents for our relatives
 

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making presents for our relatives
yeah well this is back in the days

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yeah well this is back in the days
 

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yeah well this is back in the days
before m s gift vouchers must have been

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before m s gift vouchers must have been
 

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before m s gift vouchers must have been
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what's that a song ricky don't ask

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what's that a song ricky don't ask
 

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what's that a song ricky don't ask
questions mate let me encourage you

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questions mate let me encourage you
 

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questions mate let me encourage you
verbum sally used to lead the masquerade

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verbum sally used to lead the masquerade
 

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verbum sally used to lead the masquerade
bands through the streets you know and

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bands through the streets you know and
 

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bands through the streets you know and
everybody would be following singing and

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everybody would be following singing and
 

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everybody would be following singing and
dancing and drinking ginger beer sounds

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dancing and drinking ginger beer sounds
 

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dancing and drinking ginger beer sounds
like a real tater house down party

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like a real tater house down party
 

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like a real tater house down party
doesn't it

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doesn't it
 

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doesn't it
no guy and his christmas is something to

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no guy and his christmas is something to
 

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no guy and his christmas is something to
remember same as an ambrose christmas

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remember same as an ambrose christmas
 

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remember same as an ambrose christmas
ricky as you'll see won't he shown yeah

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ricky as you'll see won't he shown yeah
 

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ricky as you'll see won't he shown yeah
listen anyway mum i have to ask you a

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listen anyway mum i have to ask you a
 

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listen anyway mum i have to ask you a
favor no oh good try wrong answer

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favor no oh good try wrong answer
 

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favor no oh good try wrong answer
is money or after isn't it and what

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is money or after isn't it and what
 

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is money or after isn't it and what
makes you think that your face when you

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makes you think that your face when you
 

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makes you think that your face when you
open that letter from your bank manager

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open that letter from your bank manager
 

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open that letter from your bank manager
i gather they weren't sending you

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i gather they weren't sending you
 

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i gather they weren't sending you
seasons greetings no listen i need a

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seasons greetings no listen i need a
 

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seasons greetings no listen i need a
short term loan

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short term loan
 

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short term loan
a hundred pounds it's not a lot to the

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a hundred pounds it's not a lot to the
 

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a hundred pounds it's not a lot to the
queen no

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queen no
 

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queen no
i don't care but i've already said yes

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i don't care but i've already said yes
 

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i don't care but i've already said yes
to what well some friends of mine from

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to what well some friends of mine from
 

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to what well some friends of mine from
uni asked me if i'd come with them to

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uni asked me if i'd come with them to
 

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uni asked me if i'd come with them to
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tunisia for christmas and i said yeah
 

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tunisia for christmas and i said yeah
sean you mean you're not gonna be at

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sean you mean you're not gonna be at
 

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sean you mean you're not gonna be at
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home on christmas day
well come on now give him the choice i'd

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well come on now give him the choice i'd
 

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well come on now give him the choice i'd
say christmas in tunisia beats christmas

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say christmas in tunisia beats christmas
 

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say christmas in tunisia beats christmas
and peckham any day providing you're

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and peckham any day providing you're
 

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and peckham any day providing you're
getting 100 pounds plain fear

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cigar mrs mossberg oh super

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cigar mrs mossberg oh super
 

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cigar mrs mossberg oh super
bandy been filling you in on my bad

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bandy been filling you in on my bad
 

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bandy been filling you in on my bad
habits i see mr moss grove i don't poor

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habits i see mr moss grove i don't poor
 

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habits i see mr moss grove i don't poor
robert can't abide the things can you

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robert can't abide the things can you
 

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robert can't abide the things can you
personally i can't think of a better way

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personally i can't think of a better way
 

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personally i can't think of a better way
to end a good meal

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there we are four espressos and four

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there we are four espressos and four
 

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there we are four espressos and four
large brandies good grief you sound like

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large brandies good grief you sound like
 

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large brandies good grief you sound like
a waitress amanda well that's because

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a waitress amanda well that's because
 

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a waitress amanda well that's because
she is a waitress aren't you amanda

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she is a waitress aren't you amanda
 

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she is a waitress aren't you amanda
daddy you know i'm a financial director

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daddy you know i'm a financial director
 

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daddy you know i'm a financial director
of an art gallery

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of an art gallery
 

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of an art gallery
well at least you're away from that bank

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well at least you're away from that bank
 

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well at least you're away from that bank
i always said there's only room for one

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i always said there's only room for one
 

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i always said there's only room for one
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captain at the helm and if it's not you
 

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captain at the helm and if it's not you
abandon ship absolutely so you threw a

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abandon ship absolutely so you threw a
 

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abandon ship absolutely so you threw a
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towel in on that waitressing job that
 

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towel in on that waitressing job that
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was henry robert uh sandra was a
 

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was henry robert uh sandra was a
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waitress
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emily was a
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oh never mind about henry what about
 

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oh never mind about henry what about
michael ambrose our son-in-law to be

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michael ambrose our son-in-law to be
 

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michael ambrose our son-in-law to be
now you're coming to us this christmas i

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now you're coming to us this christmas i
 

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now you're coming to us this christmas i
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hope of course this is going to be our
 

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hope of course this is going to be our
first ever christmas together yes well

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first ever christmas together yes well
 

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first ever christmas together yes well
if that's an invitation i'll be

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if that's an invitation i'll be
 

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if that's an invitation i'll be
delighted to come thank you you have a

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delighted to come thank you you have a
 

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delighted to come thank you you have a
room to yourselves of course no we're

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room to yourselves of course no we're
 

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room to yourselves of course no we're
not old-fashioned like that but i have

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not old-fashioned like that but i have
 

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not old-fashioned like that but i have
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to warn you michael got a couple of
 

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to warn you michael got a couple of
ignoramuses in the family one on

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ignoramuses in the family one on
 

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ignoramuses in the family one on
robert's side one on mine still refer to

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robert's side one on mine still refer to
 

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robert's side one on mine still refer to
black people as and all that

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black people as and all that
 

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black people as and all that
shameful i know but what can you do

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shameful i know but what can you do
 

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shameful i know but what can you do
thankfully then neither of them long for

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thankfully then neither of them long for
 

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thankfully then neither of them long for
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this world but while they're still here
 

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this world but while they're still here
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they are still family i mean one feels
 

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they are still family i mean one feels
obliged you understand

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obliged you understand
 

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obliged you understand
you're gonna love our christmas michael

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you're gonna love our christmas michael
 

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you're gonna love our christmas michael
i just know you will when they get out

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i just know you will when they get out
 

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i just know you will when they get out
of the good old days in kenya just give

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of the good old days in kenya just give
 

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of the good old days in kenya just give
olivia shout and she'll bring all the

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olivia shout and she'll bring all the
 

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olivia shout and she'll bring all the
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can't wait
 

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can't wait
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this must have cost you

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this must have cost you
 

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this must have cost you
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two weeks pocket money at least
 

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two weeks pocket money at least
i didn't buy them my mom did oh they're

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i didn't buy them my mom did oh they're
 

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i didn't buy them my mom did oh they're
the rubbish one should buy to give to

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the rubbish one should buy to give to
 

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the rubbish one should buy to give to
the milkman dustman

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the milkman dustman
 

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the milkman dustman
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the teller i said thank you

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the teller i said thank you
 

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the teller i said thank you
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tell you what porky is that head of

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tell you what porky is that head of
 

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tell you what porky is that head of
yours is on here right you make a great

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yours is on here right you make a great
 

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yours is on here right you make a great
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footballer
 

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footballer
haven't you got the school to go to not

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haven't you got the school to go to not
 

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haven't you got the school to go to not
today doctors appointments oh and make

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today doctors appointments oh and make
 

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today doctors appointments oh and make
sure i tell him to prescribe you some

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sure i tell him to prescribe you some
 

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sure i tell him to prescribe you some
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manners
 

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manners
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needs mans when manners destined for
 

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needs mans when manners destined for
fame like me

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fame like me
 

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fame like me
manages for whims in this life port

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manages for whims in this life port
 

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manages for whims in this life port
fight is either kick or be kicked it's

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fight is either kick or be kicked it's
 

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fight is either kick or be kicked it's
not you playing clean while the others

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not you playing clean while the others
 

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not you playing clean while the others
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play dirty
 

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play dirty
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do you want to cross this road or not
 

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do you want to cross this road or not
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no no no no do you mind moving on i've
 

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no no no no do you mind moving on i've
got important work to do all right all

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got important work to do all right all
 

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got important work to do all right all
right

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right
 

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right
look for a guy present for you

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look for a guy present for you
 

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look for a guy present for you
from your mother

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from your mother
 

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from your mother
the

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the
 

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the
make sure you tell her i said thank you

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make sure you tell her i said thank you
 

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make sure you tell her i said thank you
what for sure brian they're from me

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what for sure brian they're from me
 

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what for sure brian they're from me
i figured you deserve some kind of

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i figured you deserve some kind of
 

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i figured you deserve some kind of
reward for all your hard work i mean it

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reward for all your hard work i mean it
 

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reward for all your hard work i mean it
it must be really tough having to help

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it must be really tough having to help
 

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it must be really tough having to help
your tiny friends standing in a crossing

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your tiny friends standing in a crossing
 

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your tiny friends standing in a crossing
all day holding

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you'll go far and if you're not careful

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you'll go far and if you're not careful
 

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you'll go far and if you're not careful
it will be on the end of my foot

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what's in all these bags vince i thought

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what's in all these bags vince i thought
 

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what's in all these bags vince i thought
you've only gone to jamaica for two

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you've only gone to jamaica for two
 

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you've only gone to jamaica for two
weeks it's just a few things are

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weeks it's just a few things are
 

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weeks it's just a few things are
carrying dawn to some friends a few

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carrying dawn to some friends a few
 

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carrying dawn to some friends a few
things have you seen this a six pack of

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things have you seen this a six pack of
 

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things have you seen this a six pack of
bleach

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a suit length

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vince it's a good thing you're going on

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vince it's a good thing you're going on
 

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vince it's a good thing you're going on
holiday tomorrow otherwise there'll be

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holiday tomorrow otherwise there'll be
 

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holiday tomorrow otherwise there'll be
no room for the customers

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no room for the customers
 

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no room for the customers
why you know is the last time i

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why you know is the last time i
 

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why you know is the last time i
complained about television being a bad

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complained about television being a bad
 

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complained about television being a bad
influence on the youngsters today look

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influence on the youngsters today look
 

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influence on the youngsters today look
at this

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at this
 

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at this
four boxes of chocolates and it's not

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four boxes of chocolates and it's not
 

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four boxes of chocolates and it's not
even end of term yet well christmas is a

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even end of term yet well christmas is a
 

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even end of term yet well christmas is a
time for sharing but i'll be wary of

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time for sharing but i'll be wary of
 

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time for sharing but i'll be wary of
small children bearing gifts oh why is

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small children bearing gifts oh why is
 

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small children bearing gifts oh why is
that those chocolates may not be what

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that those chocolates may not be what
 

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that those chocolates may not be what
they seem they may have been tampered

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they seem they may have been tampered
 

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they seem they may have been tampered
with would you like me to check

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with would you like me to check
 

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with would you like me to check
no need to i've already checked and

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no need to i've already checked and
 

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no need to i've already checked and
there's absolutely nothing wrong with

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there's absolutely nothing wrong with
 

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there's absolutely nothing wrong with
any of them are you meant to say you've

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any of them are you meant to say you've
 

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any of them are you meant to say you've
eaten them already some

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eaten them already some
 

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eaten them already some
the others i handed out on my crossing

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the others i handed out on my crossing
 

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the others i handed out on my crossing
as you said christmas is the time for

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as you said christmas is the time for
 

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as you said christmas is the time for
sharing

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sharing
 

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sharing
tough luck matthew

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tough luck matthew
 

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tough luck matthew
everyone

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everyone
 

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everyone
i heard from the news agents that last

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i heard from the news agents that last
 

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i heard from the news agents that last
night's meeting of the peckham traders

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night's meeting of the peckham traders
 

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night's meeting of the peckham traders
association nearly ended in a riot were

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association nearly ended in a riot were
 

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association nearly ended in a riot were
you there oh he was there who do you

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you there oh he was there who do you
 

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you there oh he was there who do you
think started a riot

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think started a riot
 

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think started a riot
well it's obvious the peckham traders

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well it's obvious the peckham traders
 

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well it's obvious the peckham traders
association needs a new leader so i let

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association needs a new leader so i let
 

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association needs a new leader so i let
my name go forward as a candidate for

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my name go forward as a candidate for
 

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my name go forward as a candidate for
the next election or seconded by lee

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the next election or seconded by lee
 

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the next election or seconded by lee
you can't be serious desmond all that

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you can't be serious desmond all that
 

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you can't be serious desmond all that
extra work you'd be exhausted i think

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extra work you'd be exhausted i think
 

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extra work you'd be exhausted i think
i'd make a very good job and i think i'd

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i'd make a very good job and i think i'd
 

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i'd make a very good job and i think i'd
make a very good astronaut but i can't

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make a very good astronaut but i can't
 

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make a very good astronaut but i can't
see anybody sending me to the

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hair come moon every bus i've hopped

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hair come moon every bus i've hopped
 

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hair come moon every bus i've hopped
i've used that for my credit cards and

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i've used that for my credit cards and
 

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i've used that for my credit cards and
shopped until i dropped it

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shopped until i dropped it
 

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shopped until i dropped it
randy let the christmas spirit get you

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randy let the christmas spirit get you
 

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randy let the christmas spirit get you
early only by three weeks desmond

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early only by three weeks desmond
 

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early only by three weeks desmond
shirley merry christmas shirley oh you

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shirley merry christmas shirley oh you
 

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shirley merry christmas shirley oh you
shouldn't have

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shouldn't have
 

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shouldn't have
no you shouldn't have he'd only break it

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no you shouldn't have he'd only break it
 

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no you shouldn't have he'd only break it
wherever it is

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wherever it is
 

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wherever it is
i hope you have a present in mind for me

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i hope you have a present in mind for me
 

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i hope you have a present in mind for me
pogba oh yes and that's exactly where

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pogba oh yes and that's exactly where
 

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pogba oh yes and that's exactly where
it's going to stay

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come on what have you got me

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come on what have you got me
 

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come on what have you got me
i can't tell you it's meant to be a

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i can't tell you it's meant to be a
 

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i can't tell you it's meant to be a
surprise well i got enough of a surprise

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surprise well i got enough of a surprise
 

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surprise well i got enough of a surprise
last year when you didn't give me

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last year when you didn't give me
 

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last year when you didn't give me
anything well i know it's a bit early

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anything well i know it's a bit early
 

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anything well i know it's a bit early
but i hope you like oh we won't open

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but i hope you like oh we won't open
 

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but i hope you like oh we won't open
them yet desmond

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them yet desmond
 

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them yet desmond
thank you maggie all the same he's very

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thank you maggie all the same he's very
 

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thank you maggie all the same he's very
nice of you i'm just sorry you won't be

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nice of you i'm just sorry you won't be
 

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nice of you i'm just sorry you won't be
here ah just move food and drink for me

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here ah just move food and drink for me
 

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here ah just move food and drink for me
would have been our first christmas with

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would have been our first christmas with
 

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would have been our first christmas with
our first daughter-in-law oh sorry

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our first daughter-in-law oh sorry
 

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our first daughter-in-law oh sorry
do you know what parents are like at

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do you know what parents are like at
 

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do you know what parents are like at
christmas no what well at least this

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christmas no what well at least this
 

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christmas no what well at least this
year i have michael by my side to keep

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year i have michael by my side to keep
 

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year i have michael by my side to keep
me sane

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me sane
 

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me sane
michael's going with you of course as

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michael's going with you of course as
 

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michael's going with you of course as
far as mother's concerned he's guest of

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far as mother's concerned he's guest of
 

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far as mother's concerned he's guest of
honor instead of an unwelcome visitor

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honor instead of an unwelcome visitor
 

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honor instead of an unwelcome visitor
i see

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i see
 

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i see
ah

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ah
 

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ah
michael hasn't already told you no

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michael hasn't already told you no
 

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michael hasn't already told you no
i've just put my big foot in it oh don't

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i've just put my big foot in it oh don't
 

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i've just put my big foot in it oh don't
worry mandy michael's a grown boy he can

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worry mandy michael's a grown boy he can
 

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worry mandy michael's a grown boy he can
take his mother's beatings like a man oh

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take his mother's beatings like a man oh
 

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take his mother's beatings like a man oh
i better be going sorry

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i better be going sorry
 

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i better be going sorry
yeah does anyone want to buy a defunct

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yeah does anyone want to buy a defunct
 

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yeah does anyone want to buy a defunct
bunny

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bunny
 

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bunny
no basically i think i'll stick to

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no basically i think i'll stick to
 

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no basically i think i'll stick to
turkey this christmas

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turkey this christmas
 

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turkey this christmas
how about you shell two for the price of

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how about you shell two for the price of
 

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how about you shell two for the price of
one surely there's some long-lost

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one surely there's some long-lost
 

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one surely there's some long-lost
relative who'd be glad to receive such a

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relative who'd be glad to receive such a
 

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relative who'd be glad to receive such a
quality gift no

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quality gift no
 

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quality gift no
oh shouldn't you be selling fire

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oh shouldn't you be selling fire
 

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oh shouldn't you be selling fire
christmases this time of year i've got

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christmases this time of year i've got
 

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christmases this time of year i've got
no room for father christmas's desk

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no room for father christmas's desk
 

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no room for father christmas's desk
every cupboard in my flat is

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every cupboard in my flat is
 

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every cupboard in my flat is
chock-a-block with these flaming things

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chock-a-block with these flaming things
 

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chock-a-block with these flaming things
older than for easter they've only just

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older than for easter they've only just
 

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older than for easter they've only just
turned up

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turned up
 

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turned up
there's only one thing for it mate

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there's only one thing for it mate
 

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there's only one thing for it mate
they're gonna have to be exercised and

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they're gonna have to be exercised and
 

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they're gonna have to be exercised and
i've got the perfect use for them loft

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i've got the perfect use for them loft
 

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i've got the perfect use for them loft
insulation rabbit stew for vegetarian

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insulation rabbit stew for vegetarian
 

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insulation rabbit stew for vegetarian
right the peckham traders association

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right the peckham traders association
 

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right the peckham traders association
are going to love anyone who can attract

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are going to love anyone who can attract
 

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are going to love anyone who can attract
more shoppers to the area now that is

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more shoppers to the area now that is
 

475
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,910
more shoppers to the area now that is
what you need to do that's what he's

476
00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:45,920
what you need to do that's what he's
 

477
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,630
what you need to do that's what he's
been trying to do for 30 years

478
00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:48,640
been trying to do for 30 years
 

479
00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:49,829
been trying to do for 30 years
yeah well it's easy when you're nowhere

480
00:09:49,829 --> 00:09:49,839
yeah well it's easy when you're nowhere
 

481
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,670
yeah well it's easy when you're nowhere
haven't it you've got to think christmas

482
00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:51,680
haven't it you've got to think christmas
 

483
00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,870
haven't it you've got to think christmas
what do you mean

484
00:09:52,870 --> 00:09:52,880
what do you mean
 

485
00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,430
what do you mean
i mean open a grotto

486
00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:55,440
i mean open a grotto
 

487
00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,190
i mean open a grotto
oh

488
00:09:57,190 --> 00:09:57,200
oh
 

489
00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,509
oh
oh grotto you know santa's knee and all

490
00:09:59,509 --> 00:09:59,519
oh grotto you know santa's knee and all
 

491
00:09:59,519 --> 00:10:01,190
oh grotto you know santa's knee and all
that look all the big stores do with

492
00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:01,200
that look all the big stores do with
 

493
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,430
that look all the big stores do with
this look the kids come and see santa

494
00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:03,440
this look the kids come and see santa
 

495
00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,269
this look the kids come and see santa
the parents come and shop and the whole

496
00:10:05,269 --> 00:10:05,279
the parents come and shop and the whole
 

497
00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:07,509
the parents come and shop and the whole
street makes a massive profit

498
00:10:07,509 --> 00:10:07,519
street makes a massive profit
 

499
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,509
street makes a massive profit
that's all very well on the fourth floor

500
00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:09,519
that's all very well on the fourth floor
 

501
00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:12,150
that's all very well on the fourth floor
of harrods but a grotto in a barber shop

502
00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:12,160
of harrods but a grotto in a barber shop
 

503
00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,389
of harrods but a grotto in a barber shop
we haven't got any room yes there is

504
00:10:14,389 --> 00:10:14,399
we haven't got any room yes there is
 

505
00:10:14,399 --> 00:10:16,150
we haven't got any room yes there is
there's vince's corner i'll tell you

506
00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:16,160
there's vince's corner i'll tell you
 

507
00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,750
there's vince's corner i'll tell you
what des you'll clean up mate well

508
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:17,760
what des you'll clean up mate well
 

509
00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,590
what des you'll clean up mate well
that's ricky's job just make sure you

510
00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:19,600
that's ricky's job just make sure you
 

511
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,150
that's ricky's job just make sure you
put my cheer back right

512
00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:22,160
put my cheer back right
 

513
00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,829
put my cheer back right
i mean look what is fat larry going to

514
00:10:23,829 --> 00:10:23,839
i mean look what is fat larry going to
 

515
00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:25,590
i mean look what is fat larry going to
be offering his pants this christmas eh

516
00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:25,600
be offering his pants this christmas eh
 

517
00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,509
be offering his pants this christmas eh
uh two percent discount when you spend

518
00:10:27,509 --> 00:10:27,519
uh two percent discount when you spend
 

519
00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:29,590
uh two percent discount when you spend
50 pounds or over what i saw in the

520
00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:29,600
50 pounds or over what i saw in the
 

521
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,030
50 pounds or over what i saw in the
window this morning

522
00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:31,040
window this morning
 

523
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,710
window this morning
if you spend 50 pounds in here you can

524
00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:32,720
if you spend 50 pounds in here you can
 

525
00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,269
if you spend 50 pounds in here you can
buy the shop

526
00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:35,279
buy the shop
 

527
00:10:35,279 --> 00:10:36,790
buy the shop
no matt you leave the competition

528
00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:36,800
no matt you leave the competition
 

529
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,069
no matt you leave the competition
standing

530
00:10:38,069 --> 00:10:38,079
standing
 

531
00:10:38,079 --> 00:10:39,750
standing
well i mean don't these things take

532
00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:39,760
well i mean don't these things take
 

533
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,670
well i mean don't these things take
weeks of organization and planning you

534
00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:41,680
weeks of organization and planning you
 

535
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,350
weeks of organization and planning you
just got an opinion tomorrow you need

536
00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:43,360
just got an opinion tomorrow you need
 

537
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,710
just got an opinion tomorrow you need
presents to give it costs

538
00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:46,720
presents to give it costs
 

539
00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,550
presents to give it costs
look you let me worry about that mate

540
00:10:48,550 --> 00:10:48,560
look you let me worry about that mate
 

541
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,630
look you let me worry about that mate
now you provide the space i'll provide

542
00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:50,640
now you provide the space i'll provide
 

543
00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,269
now you provide the space i'll provide
the whole package santa's elves prezzies

544
00:10:53,269 --> 00:10:53,279
the whole package santa's elves prezzies
 

545
00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:54,550
the whole package santa's elves prezzies
i mean look you've already got your

546
00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:54,560
i mean look you've already got your
 

547
00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,190
i mean look you've already got your
giveaways and yeah 350 extra size

548
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:57,200
giveaways and yeah 350 extra size
 

549
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,430
giveaways and yeah 350 extra size
bunnies at a quit each plus we charge

550
00:10:59,430 --> 00:10:59,440
bunnies at a quit each plus we charge
 

551
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,670
bunnies at a quit each plus we charge
two quid entrance fee now that is not a

552
00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:01,680
two quid entrance fee now that is not a
 

553
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,910
two quid entrance fee now that is not a
bad price for faye made this but i

554
00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:03,920
bad price for faye made this but i
 

555
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,150
bad price for faye made this but i
sounds like a bargain to me and if you

556
00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:06,160
sounds like a bargain to me and if you
 

557
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,230
sounds like a bargain to me and if you
don't need a father christmas desmond my

558
00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:08,240
don't need a father christmas desmond my
 

559
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,470
don't need a father christmas desmond my
rates are only four pound fifty an hour

560
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:10,480
rates are only four pound fifty an hour
 

561
00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:11,990
rates are only four pound fifty an hour
hey come election day dez they'll be

562
00:11:11,990 --> 00:11:12,000
hey come election day dez they'll be
 

563
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,150
hey come election day dez they'll be
flocking to vote for you mate i can see

564
00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:14,160
flocking to vote for you mate i can see
 

565
00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,470
flocking to vote for you mate i can see
trouble but what's new

566
00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:16,480
trouble but what's new
 

567
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,870
trouble but what's new
oh no just the woman i wanted to see now

568
00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:18,880
oh no just the woman i wanted to see now
 

569
00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,230
oh no just the woman i wanted to see now
does that boyfriend of yours have the

570
00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:20,240
does that boyfriend of yours have the
 

571
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,550
does that boyfriend of yours have the
experience of um grottos

572
00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:22,560
experience of um grottos
 

573
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,829
experience of um grottos
well if he has he's never said i think

574
00:11:23,829 --> 00:11:23,839
well if he has he's never said i think
 

575
00:11:23,839 --> 00:11:26,069
well if he has he's never said i think
to me why oh nothing just gonna ask him

576
00:11:26,069 --> 00:11:26,079
to me why oh nothing just gonna ask him
 

577
00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:27,350
to me why oh nothing just gonna ask him
to give us a call might have a job for

578
00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:27,360
to give us a call might have a job for
 

579
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,870
to give us a call might have a job for
him see you all later

580
00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:30,880

 

581
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,550

pops you're gonna have to give me some

582
00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:32,560
pops you're gonna have to give me some
 

583
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,150
pops you're gonna have to give me some
work i'm desperate and i need to earn

584
00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:34,160
work i'm desperate and i need to earn
 

585
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,389
work i'm desperate and i need to earn
some cash fast uh just a minute i was

586
00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:36,399
some cash fast uh just a minute i was
 

587
00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:37,829
some cash fast uh just a minute i was
there first if there's any jobs going

588
00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:37,839
there first if there's any jobs going
 

589
00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:39,350
there first if there's any jobs going
it's kind of me you i thought you were

590
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:39,360
it's kind of me you i thought you were
 

591
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,110
it's kind of me you i thought you were
self-employed what do you need a job for

592
00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:41,120
self-employed what do you need a job for
 

593
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,110
self-employed what do you need a job for
so i need the cash i have people to buy

594
00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:43,120
so i need the cash i have people to buy
 

595
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,430
so i need the cash i have people to buy
presents for christmas morning i promise

596
00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:45,440
presents for christmas morning i promise
 

597
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,190
presents for christmas morning i promise
alex a champagne breakfast and at this

598
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:47,200
alex a champagne breakfast and at this
 

599
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,470
alex a champagne breakfast and at this
rate i get a glass of lemonade and a

600
00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:48,480
rate i get a glass of lemonade and a
 

601
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,069
rate i get a glass of lemonade and a
saxomer

602
00:11:50,069 --> 00:11:50,079
saxomer
 

603
00:11:50,079 --> 00:11:52,069
saxomer
well you don't need money for christmas

604
00:11:52,069 --> 00:11:52,079
well you don't need money for christmas
 

605
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,230
well you don't need money for christmas
because you're going to be here

606
00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:54,240
because you're going to be here
 

607
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,190
because you're going to be here
um

608
00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:55,200
um
 

609
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,710
um
actually i don't think i'm going to be

610
00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:56,720
actually i don't think i'm going to be
 

611
00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,949
actually i don't think i'm going to be
here mom

612
00:11:58,949 --> 00:11:58,959
here mom
 

613
00:11:58,959 --> 00:11:59,910
here mom
hunker

614
00:11:59,910 --> 00:11:59,920
hunker
 

615
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,590
hunker
when i asked you three weeks ago you

616
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:01,600
when i asked you three weeks ago you
 

617
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,030
when i asked you three weeks ago you
said you were looking forward to my

618
00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:03,040
said you were looking forward to my
 

619
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,710
said you were looking forward to my
christmas dinner no no but when i said i

620
00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:04,720
christmas dinner no no but when i said i
 

621
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,710
christmas dinner no no but when i said i
was coming alex has said he was going to

622
00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:06,720
was coming alex has said he was going to
 

623
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,870
was coming alex has said he was going to
his parents so that was all right but us

624
00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:08,880
his parents so that was all right but us
 

625
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,190
his parents so that was all right but us
all off we decided we'd quite like to

626
00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:11,200
all off we decided we'd quite like to
 

627
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,829
all off we decided we'd quite like to
spend christmas together you know alone

628
00:12:13,829 --> 00:12:13,839
spend christmas together you know alone
 

629
00:12:13,839 --> 00:12:15,990
spend christmas together you know alone
sort of

630
00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:16,000
sort of
 

631
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,269
sort of
i see

632
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:17,279
i see
 

633
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,829
i see
oh you don't mind do you mom i thought

634
00:12:19,829 --> 00:12:19,839
oh you don't mind do you mom i thought
 

635
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,910
oh you don't mind do you mom i thought
you'd be less troubling everything

636
00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:21,920
you'd be less troubling everything
 

637
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,710
you'd be less troubling everything
oh

638
00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:22,720
oh
 

639
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,629
oh
there's one you got any work for two

640
00:12:24,629 --> 00:12:24,639
there's one you got any work for two
 

641
00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:26,710
there's one you got any work for two
scheming ungrateful brats

642
00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:26,720
scheming ungrateful brats
 

643
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,870
scheming ungrateful brats
as a matter of fact

644
00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:28,880
as a matter of fact
 

645
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:33,790
as a matter of fact
i got just the job for both of them

646
00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:33,800

 

647
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:40,710

[Music]

648
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:40,720

 

649
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,190

when i said i wanted a job i meant

650
00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:43,200
when i said i wanted a job i meant
 

651
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,590
when i said i wanted a job i meant
something normal mindless like sweeping

652
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:45,600
something normal mindless like sweeping
 

653
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,350
something normal mindless like sweeping
the floor not stunning around looking

654
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:47,360
the floor not stunning around looking
 

655
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,470
the floor not stunning around looking
like a

656
00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:48,480
like a
 

657
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,389
like a
what am i again

658
00:12:50,389 --> 00:12:50,399
what am i again
 

659
00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:53,269
what am i again
pics

660
00:12:53,269 --> 00:12:53,279
pics
 

661
00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:55,350
pics
no i'm an elf you're a pixie yeah well

662
00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:55,360
no i'm an elf you're a pixie yeah well
 

663
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,030
no i'm an elf you're a pixie yeah well
standing around looking like a pixie

664
00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:57,040
standing around looking like a pixie
 

665
00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:02,710
standing around looking like a pixie
come on i'm going in

666
00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:02,720

 

667
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:06,710

thanks dad

668
00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:06,720

 

669
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,150

i was right let's go for the reindeer

670
00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:10,160
i was right let's go for the reindeer
 

671
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,790
i was right let's go for the reindeer
your help is greatly appreciated gloria

672
00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:12,800
your help is greatly appreciated gloria
 

673
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,389
your help is greatly appreciated gloria
isn't it desmond of course it's

674
00:13:14,389 --> 00:13:14,399
isn't it desmond of course it's
 

675
00:13:14,399 --> 00:13:16,389
isn't it desmond of course it's
appreciated and when i win the elections

676
00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:16,399
appreciated and when i win the elections
 

677
00:13:16,399 --> 00:13:18,069
appreciated and when i win the elections
you'll be proud to have a father who is

678
00:13:18,069 --> 00:13:18,079
you'll be proud to have a father who is
 

679
00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:20,550
you'll be proud to have a father who is
a leading light in the community i don't

680
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:20,560
a leading light in the community i don't
 

681
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,150
a leading light in the community i don't
know as soon as he are really worth it

682
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:22,160
know as soon as he are really worth it
 

683
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,150
know as soon as he are really worth it
40 hours i gotta do like this

684
00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:24,160
40 hours i gotta do like this
 

685
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,590
40 hours i gotta do like this
it could have been worse you could have

686
00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:25,600
it could have been worse you could have
 

687
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,990
it could have been worse you could have
been working for for the national health

688
00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:28,000
been working for for the national health
 

689
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,190
been working for for the national health
service

690
00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:31,200

 

691
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,030

the hell

692
00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:33,040
the hell
 

693
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,230
the hell
look i'll better go and see how the

694
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:34,240
look i'll better go and see how the
 

695
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,550
look i'll better go and see how the
santa clauses are coming along

696
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:36,560
santa clauses are coming along
 

697
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,310
santa clauses are coming along
alex what are you doing in there you're

698
00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:38,320
alex what are you doing in there you're
 

699
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,230
alex what are you doing in there you're
putting it for ages

700
00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:40,240
putting it for ages
 

701
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,750
putting it for ages
i've just put the finishing touches on

702
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:41,760
i've just put the finishing touches on
 

703
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,430
i've just put the finishing touches on
santa's sleigh

704
00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:43,440
santa's sleigh
 

705
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,870
santa's sleigh
why don't you come inside and check it

706
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:44,880
why don't you come inside and check it
 

707
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,030
why don't you come inside and check it
out sleigh looks more like vince's old

708
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:47,040
out sleigh looks more like vince's old
 

709
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,189
out sleigh looks more like vince's old
barber's chair to me

710
00:13:49,189 --> 00:13:49,199
barber's chair to me
 

711
00:13:49,199 --> 00:13:50,470
barber's chair to me
seen through the eyes of a child that

712
00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:50,480
seen through the eyes of a child that
 

713
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,030
seen through the eyes of a child that
barber's chair is a slay show

714
00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:53,040
barber's chair is a slay show
 

715
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,189
barber's chair is a slay show
the outfit really suits you gloria come

716
00:13:55,189 --> 00:13:55,199
the outfit really suits you gloria come
 

717
00:13:55,199 --> 00:13:59,330
the outfit really suits you gloria come
inside

718
00:13:59,330 --> 00:13:59,340

 

719
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:04,150

[Music]

720
00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:04,160

 

721
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,189

we both look ridiculous you think so i

722
00:14:07,189 --> 00:14:07,199
we both look ridiculous you think so i
 

723
00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:09,590
we both look ridiculous you think so i
always thought that red was my color

724
00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:09,600
always thought that red was my color
 

725
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,670
always thought that red was my color
but can we go again please man from the

726
00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:11,680
but can we go again please man from the
 

727
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:15,990
but can we go again please man from the
top yeah

728
00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:16,000

 

729
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:22,550

[Applause]

730
00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:22,560
[Applause]
 

731
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,710
[Applause]
no no

732
00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:24,720
no no
 

733
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,389
no no
was i hate to disappoint you math but

734
00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:26,399
was i hate to disappoint you math but
 

735
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,150
was i hate to disappoint you math but
you ain't auditioning for the royal

736
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:28,160
you ain't auditioning for the royal
 

737
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,310
you ain't auditioning for the royal
opera house all i'm asking you to do is

738
00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:30,320
opera house all i'm asking you to do is
 

739
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,430
opera house all i'm asking you to do is
a bit of common or garden ho ho ho in

740
00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:33,440
a bit of common or garden ho ho ho in
 

741
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,629
a bit of common or garden ho ho ho in
come on

742
00:14:34,629 --> 00:14:34,639
come on
 

743
00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:37,269
come on
yeah you know like

744
00:14:37,269 --> 00:14:37,279
yeah you know like
 

745
00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:39,910
yeah you know like
but that's what i'm doing

746
00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:39,920
but that's what i'm doing
 

747
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,310
but that's what i'm doing
and i need that break can i take five i

748
00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:42,320
and i need that break can i take five i
 

749
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,310
and i need that break can i take five i
just say i'll take as many as you want

750
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:44,320
just say i'll take as many as you want
 

751
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:56,310
just say i'll take as many as you want
math go on come on pokey your turn

752
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:56,320

 

753
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,910

how am i supposed to concentrate with

754
00:14:57,910 --> 00:14:57,920
how am i supposed to concentrate with
 

755
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,750
how am i supposed to concentrate with
him pacing up and down like a free-range

756
00:14:59,750 --> 00:14:59,760
him pacing up and down like a free-range
 

757
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,710
him pacing up and down like a free-range
chicken

758
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:00,720
chicken
 

759
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,189
chicken
okay now can you take a seat please what

760
00:15:03,189 --> 00:15:03,199
okay now can you take a seat please what
 

761
00:15:03,199 --> 00:15:04,389
okay now can you take a seat please what
am this

762
00:15:04,389 --> 00:15:04,399
am this
 

763
00:15:04,399 --> 00:15:05,910
am this
as much as i'd love to sing for a search

764
00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:05,920
as much as i'd love to sing for a search
 

765
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,150
as much as i'd love to sing for a search
i think i'll just stand thank you oh

766
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:08,160
i think i'll just stand thank you oh
 

767
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,870
i think i'll just stand thank you oh
what we'll be doing

768
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:10,880
what we'll be doing
 

769
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,010
what we'll be doing
oh

770
00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:14,020

 

771
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:16,550

[Music]

772
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:16,560
[Music]
 

773
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,310
[Music]
oh yeah well if i ever get around to

774
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:18,320
oh yeah well if i ever get around to
 

775
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:27,990
oh yeah well if i ever get around to
making a horror movie

776
00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:28,000

 

777
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,150

okay okay can we have two orderly lines

778
00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:30,160
okay okay can we have two orderly lines
 

779
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,990
okay okay can we have two orderly lines
please uh girls on the left boys on the

780
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:32,000
please uh girls on the left boys on the
 

781
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,710
please uh girls on the left boys on the
right goldenly like sean this is peckham

782
00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:34,720
right goldenly like sean this is peckham
 

783
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,749
right goldenly like sean this is peckham
the only audiologist you're gonna get

784
00:15:35,749 --> 00:15:35,759
the only audiologist you're gonna get
 

785
00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:37,269
the only audiologist you're gonna get
around there double yellow you gotta

786
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:37,279
around there double yellow you gotta
 

787
00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:38,470
around there double yellow you gotta
talk to this rebel in a way to

788
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:38,480
talk to this rebel in a way to
 

789
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,629
talk to this rebel in a way to
understand oh so what are you suggesting

790
00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:40,639
understand oh so what are you suggesting
 

791
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:43,910
understand oh so what are you suggesting
urdu patois just everyday greek no try i

792
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:43,920
urdu patois just everyday greek no try i
 

793
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,550
urdu patois just everyday greek no try i
do as in i do as you're told

794
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:46,560
do as in i do as you're told
 

795
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,590
do as in i do as you're told
oh oh oh i wish pork why would let

796
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:49,600
oh oh oh i wish pork why would let
 

797
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,910
oh oh oh i wish pork why would let
matthew take over for a at least

798
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:51,920
matthew take over for a at least
 

799
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,670
matthew take over for a at least
matthew's ho ho ho and wouldn't give the

800
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:53,680
matthew's ho ho ho and wouldn't give the
 

801
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,749
matthew's ho ho ho and wouldn't give the
kids nightmares i think it's going well

802
00:15:55,749 --> 00:15:55,759
kids nightmares i think it's going well
 

803
00:15:55,759 --> 00:15:58,470
kids nightmares i think it's going well
it's going well isn't it yes it is but i

804
00:15:58,470 --> 00:15:58,480
it's going well isn't it yes it is but i
 

805
00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,910
it's going well isn't it yes it is but i
don't like the way some of the customers

806
00:15:59,910 --> 00:15:59,920
don't like the way some of the customers
 

807
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,069
don't like the way some of the customers
treating this place like a crash desmond

808
00:16:02,069 --> 00:16:02,079
treating this place like a crash desmond
 

809
00:16:02,079 --> 00:16:04,150
treating this place like a crash desmond
that little girl has been here for over

810
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:04,160
that little girl has been here for over
 

811
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,470
that little girl has been here for over
an hour i heard her asking ricky what

812
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:06,480
an hour i heard her asking ricky what
 

813
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,350
an hour i heard her asking ricky what
time dinner was well as long as it gets

814
00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:09,360
time dinner was well as long as it gets
 

815
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,230
time dinner was well as long as it gets
the ambrose name on everyone's lips i'll

816
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:12,240
the ambrose name on everyone's lips i'll
 

817
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,509
the ambrose name on everyone's lips i'll
call it a success

818
00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:15,519

 

819
00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:17,910

it's not you again i told you earlier

820
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:17,920
it's not you again i told you earlier
 

821
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:21,110
it's not you again i told you earlier
this grows for kids only kids meaning 12

822
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:21,120
this grows for kids only kids meaning 12
 

823
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,350
this grows for kids only kids meaning 12
and undone but look i am under 12.

824
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:23,360
and undone but look i am under 12.
 

825
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,110
and undone but look i am under 12.
here's my bus pass

826
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:25,120
here's my bus pass
 

827
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,870
here's my bus pass
i don't know it's not full oh come on

828
00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:26,880
i don't know it's not full oh come on
 

829
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,710
i don't know it's not full oh come on
gloria give the guy a break i know his

830
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:28,720
gloria give the guy a break i know his
 

831
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,790
gloria give the guy a break i know his
brother he's only 11. are you nice what

832
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:30,800
brother he's only 11. are you nice what
 

833
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,110
brother he's only 11. are you nice what
do you say so yeah coming in

834
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:33,120
do you say so yeah coming in
 

835
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:37,960
do you say so yeah coming in
smaller son um

836
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:37,970

 

837
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:41,509

[Music]

838
00:16:41,509 --> 00:16:41,519

 

839
00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:42,790

only find this just a little bit

840
00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:42,800
only find this just a little bit
 

841
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,790
only find this just a little bit
humiliating sis no not really not if

842
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:44,800
humiliating sis no not really not if
 

843
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,030
humiliating sis no not really not if
he's going to help daddy oh so how much

844
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:47,040
he's going to help daddy oh so how much
 

845
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,310
he's going to help daddy oh so how much
do you need to earn then lots

846
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:50,320
do you need to earn then lots
 

847
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,670
do you need to earn then lots
the possibilities are endless

848
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:53,680
the possibilities are endless
 

849
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:59,509
the possibilities are endless
how about a desmond special

850
00:16:59,509 --> 00:16:59,519

 

851
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,030

come together here god give gloria a

852
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:01,040
come together here god give gloria a
 

853
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,509
come together here god give gloria a
nice christmas surprise oh dream mondays

854
00:17:03,509 --> 00:17:03,519
nice christmas surprise oh dream mondays
 

855
00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:05,270
nice christmas surprise oh dream mondays
the day i cut these locks off is the

856
00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:05,280
the day i cut these locks off is the
 

857
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,630
the day i cut these locks off is the
same day that gloria starts to eye my

858
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:06,640
same day that gloria starts to eye my
 

859
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,150
same day that gloria starts to eye my
underpants

860
00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:08,160
underpants
 

861
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,350
underpants
what is do you think you can let me

862
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:09,360
what is do you think you can let me
 

863
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,789
what is do you think you can let me
attend until tomorrow i'll turn it till

864
00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:10,799
attend until tomorrow i'll turn it till
 

865
00:17:10,799 --> 00:17:12,710
attend until tomorrow i'll turn it till
tomorrow is that the same as gloria's a

866
00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:12,720
tomorrow is that the same as gloria's a
 

867
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,470
tomorrow is that the same as gloria's a
five until friday no no i just want to

868
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:14,480
five until friday no no i just want to
 

869
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,909
five until friday no no i just want to
get her a present but i'm a fiver sure

870
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:15,919
get her a present but i'm a fiver sure
 

871
00:17:15,919 --> 00:17:17,189
get her a present but i'm a fiver sure
oh so you don't want to borrow 10 you

872
00:17:17,189 --> 00:17:17,199
oh so you don't want to borrow 10 you
 

873
00:17:17,199 --> 00:17:19,029
oh so you don't want to borrow 10 you
want to borrow fight no 10 wait it's a

874
00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:19,039
want to borrow fight no 10 wait it's a
 

875
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,069
want to borrow fight no 10 wait it's a
big present

876
00:17:20,069 --> 00:17:20,079
big present
 

877
00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:21,429
big present
i'll have to get a cabo

878
00:17:21,429 --> 00:17:21,439
i'll have to get a cabo
 

879
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:22,870
i'll have to get a cabo
i don't know i just don't put it till in

880
00:17:22,870 --> 00:17:22,880
i don't know i just don't put it till in
 

881
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,309
i don't know i just don't put it till in
the street and everybody else myself

882
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:24,319
the street and everybody else myself
 

883
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,829
the street and everybody else myself
here man

884
00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:25,839
here man
 

885
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:29,110
here man
christmas

886
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:29,120

 

887
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,029

that's a minute

888
00:17:31,029 --> 00:17:31,039
that's a minute
 

889
00:17:31,039 --> 00:17:31,669
that's a minute
would you you've made it once

890
00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:31,679
would you you've made it once
 

891
00:17:31,679 --> 00:17:33,990
would you you've made it once
someone else have a turn no yeah well i

892
00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:34,000
someone else have a turn no yeah well i
 

893
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,470
someone else have a turn no yeah well i
think you should i've got money who

894
00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:36,480
think you should i've got money who
 

895
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,310
think you should i've got money who
cares has your mother never told you

896
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:38,320
cares has your mother never told you
 

897
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,750
cares has your mother never told you
there are some things in life money just

898
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:39,760
there are some things in life money just
 

899
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,669
there are some things in life money just
can't buy yeah like a second visit to

900
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:41,679
can't buy yeah like a second visit to
 

901
00:17:41,679 --> 00:17:44,710
can't buy yeah like a second visit to
santa's grotto hop it out get another

902
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:44,720
santa's grotto hop it out get another
 

903
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,789
santa's grotto hop it out get another
present yeah well don't we all it's for

904
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:46,799
present yeah well don't we all it's for
 

905
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,990
present yeah well don't we all it's for
my brother

906
00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:48,000
my brother
 

907
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,590
my brother
if i let you in then everybody's gonna

908
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:49,600
if i let you in then everybody's gonna
 

909
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,510
if i let you in then everybody's gonna
want a second turn all right maybe we

910
00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:51,520
want a second turn all right maybe we
 

911
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,190
want a second turn all right maybe we
should just let her in gloria look it'd

912
00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:53,200
should just let her in gloria look it'd
 

913
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,950
should just let her in gloria look it'd
be massive else too solid on this one

914
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:54,960
be massive else too solid on this one
 

915
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,150
be massive else too solid on this one
sean

916
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:56,160
sean
 

917
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,070
sean
i'm not letting you in right

918
00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:58,080
i'm not letting you in right
 

919
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,350
i'm not letting you in right
money are no money brother or no brother

920
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:01,360
money are no money brother or no brother
 

921
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:05,669
money are no money brother or no brother
oh now look what you've done

922
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:05,679

 

923
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:10,789

man

924
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:10,799

 

925
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:16,230

request assistance

926
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:16,240

 

927
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,590

i'm supposed to be taking over from paw

928
00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:17,600
i'm supposed to be taking over from paw
 

929
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,710
i'm supposed to be taking over from paw
patrol what are you doing here you're

930
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:18,720
patrol what are you doing here you're
 

931
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,470
patrol what are you doing here you're
not meant to be here you may be upstairs

932
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:20,480
not meant to be here you may be upstairs
 

933
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,830
not meant to be here you may be upstairs
well i'm meant to be in the grotto or

934
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:21,840
well i'm meant to be in the grotto or
 

935
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,430
well i'm meant to be in the grotto or
giving blessings to the children what it

936
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:23,440
giving blessings to the children what it
 

937
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,590
giving blessings to the children what it
says here look

938
00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:25,600
says here look
 

939
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,430
says here look
12 to 2

940
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:27,440
12 to 2
 

941
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,950
12 to 2
matthew no not your confuser kids two

942
00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:30,960
matthew no not your confuser kids two
 

943
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,230
matthew no not your confuser kids two
santas get back upstairs

944
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:34,240
santas get back upstairs
 

945
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,990
santas get back upstairs
what's going on what's with this noise

946
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:38,000
what's going on what's with this noise
 

947
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,270
what's going on what's with this noise
listen i don't know what's wrong with

948
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:39,280
listen i don't know what's wrong with
 

949
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,350
listen i don't know what's wrong with
the kids today uncle people you

950
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:41,360
the kids today uncle people you
 

951
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,270
the kids today uncle people you
this little brat has already had one

952
00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:43,280
this little brat has already had one
 

953
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,430
this little brat has already had one
present and you want another one it's

954
00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:45,440
present and you want another one it's
 

955
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,390
present and you want another one it's
for my brother chester his age chester

956
00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:48,400
for my brother chester his age chester
 

957
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,630
for my brother chester his age chester
you know chester box yeah i'm just

958
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:50,640
you know chester box yeah i'm just
 

959
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,830
you know chester box yeah i'm just
american oh yeah meredith well look mary

960
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:53,840
american oh yeah meredith well look mary
 

961
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,510
american oh yeah meredith well look mary
just hold on a little and i'll get you a

962
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:55,520
just hold on a little and i'll get you a
 

963
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,350
just hold on a little and i'll get you a
present to take for chester it's all

964
00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:57,360
present to take for chester it's all
 

965
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,470
present to take for chester it's all
right

966
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:58,480
right
 

967
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,110
right
why you spicy with me i'll suck as

968
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:01,120
why you spicy with me i'll suck as
 

969
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,600
why you spicy with me i'll suck as
little helper and i

970
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:02,610
little helper and i
 

971
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:05,350
little helper and i
[Applause]

972
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:05,360
[Applause]
 

973
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,750
[Applause]
i think i've got time for an explanation

974
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:07,760
i think i've got time for an explanation
 

975
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:12,150
i think i've got time for an explanation
father um are you in charge here

976
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:12,160

 

977
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,150

um can i be of assistance young lady yes

978
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:14,160
um can i be of assistance young lady yes
 

979
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,390
um can i be of assistance young lady yes
you can you can start by telling me what

980
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:16,400
you can you can start by telling me what
 

981
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,150
you can you can start by telling me what
kind of sick mind even think of selling

982
00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:18,160
kind of sick mind even think of selling
 

983
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,909
kind of sick mind even think of selling
something like this to a young child

984
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:19,919
something like this to a young child
 

985
00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:21,190
something like this to a young child
well what's wrong with it i mean it

986
00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:21,200
well what's wrong with it i mean it
 

987
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,270
well what's wrong with it i mean it
isn't broken is it she hasn't heard

988
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:23,280
isn't broken is it she hasn't heard
 

989
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,830
isn't broken is it she hasn't heard
it is worse than that worse

990
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:25,840
it is worse than that worse
 

991
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,029
it is worse than that worse
i'll bring the solicitor would you be

992
00:19:27,029 --> 00:19:27,039
i'll bring the solicitor would you be
 

993
00:19:27,039 --> 00:19:28,950
i'll bring the solicitor would you be
happy if your child went around saying

994
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:28,960
happy if your child went around saying
 

995
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,280
happy if your child went around saying
things like this

996
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:31,290
things like this
 

997
00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:34,630
things like this
[Music]

998
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:34,640

 

999
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,150

ah

1000
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:36,160
ah
 

1001
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,990
ah
oh well you just you just don't know

1002
00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:38,000
oh well you just you just don't know
 

1003
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:45,029
oh well you just you just don't know
with rabbits these days do you

1004
00:19:45,029 --> 00:19:45,039

 

1005
00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:46,710

maybe next time you consult me before

1006
00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:46,720
maybe next time you consult me before
 

1007
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,230
maybe next time you consult me before
you put one of these here brain schemes

1008
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:48,240
you put one of these here brain schemes
 

1009
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,350
you put one of these here brain schemes
into action

1010
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:49,360
into action
 

1011
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,190
into action
look they weren't ears they were rabbits

1012
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:51,200
look they weren't ears they were rabbits
 

1013
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,950
look they weren't ears they were rabbits
oh i'm glad you find this amusingly i

1014
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:52,960
oh i'm glad you find this amusingly i
 

1015
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,470
oh i'm glad you find this amusingly i
mean who knows how many customers we may

1016
00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:54,480
mean who knows how many customers we may
 

1017
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,390
mean who knows how many customers we may
have lost over this oh i've said i'm

1018
00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:56,400
have lost over this oh i've said i'm
 

1019
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,150
have lost over this oh i've said i'm
sorry what more can i say oh it's all

1020
00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:58,160
sorry what more can i say oh it's all
 

1021
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,549
sorry what more can i say oh it's all
right lee we know it wasn't your fault

1022
00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:00,559
right lee we know it wasn't your fault
 

1023
00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:02,149
right lee we know it wasn't your fault
it was

1024
00:20:02,149 --> 00:20:02,159
it was
 

1025
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,830
it was
michael's just being michael oh what's

1026
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:03,840
michael's just being michael oh what's
 

1027
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,350
michael's just being michael oh what's
that supposed to mean i mean she might

1028
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:05,360
that supposed to mean i mean she might
 

1029
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,110
that supposed to mean i mean she might
sue us

1030
00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:07,120
sue us
 

1031
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,669
sue us
lady you're too late vince gone

1032
00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:09,679
lady you're too late vince gone
 

1033
00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:11,590
lady you're too late vince gone
what do you mean to us oh it won't come

1034
00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:11,600
what do you mean to us oh it won't come
 

1035
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,750
what do you mean to us oh it won't come
to that we can't be sure

1036
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:13,760
to that we can't be sure
 

1037
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,669
to that we can't be sure
look on the bright side desmond you

1038
00:20:15,669 --> 00:20:15,679
look on the bright side desmond you
 

1039
00:20:15,679 --> 00:20:17,110
look on the bright side desmond you
wanted your name to be on everyone's

1040
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:17,120
wanted your name to be on everyone's
 

1041
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:21,510
wanted your name to be on everyone's
lips and now it certainly will be oh

1042
00:20:21,510 --> 00:20:21,520
lips and now it certainly will be oh
 

1043
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,190
lips and now it certainly will be oh
cheer up pork pie it's not the end of

1044
00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:23,200
cheer up pork pie it's not the end of
 

1045
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,070
cheer up pork pie it's not the end of
the world just the end of the grotto

1046
00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:26,080
the world just the end of the grotto
 

1047
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,149
the world just the end of the grotto
just think all those children will

1048
00:20:28,149 --> 00:20:28,159
just think all those children will
 

1049
00:20:28,159 --> 00:20:30,230
just think all those children will
remember you in years to come yeah

1050
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:30,240
remember you in years to come yeah
 

1051
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,470
remember you in years to come yeah
probably during their therapy sessions

1052
00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:32,480
probably during their therapy sessions
 

1053
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,310
probably during their therapy sessions
my family i've been thinking about that

1054
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:34,320
my family i've been thinking about that
 

1055
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,830
my family i've been thinking about that
boy chester

1056
00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:35,840
boy chester
 

1057
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,390
boy chester
he's gone into hospital hospital what

1058
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:38,400
he's gone into hospital hospital what
 

1059
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,070
he's gone into hospital hospital what
happened he had an accident

1060
00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:40,080
happened he had an accident
 

1061
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,710
happened he had an accident
not on your crossing was it no it wasn't

1062
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:42,720
not on your crossing was it no it wasn't
 

1063
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,710
not on your crossing was it no it wasn't
i saw him just the other day

1064
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:44,720
i saw him just the other day
 

1065
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,310
i saw him just the other day
he was on the way to the doctors and he

1066
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:46,320
he was on the way to the doctors and he
 

1067
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,870
he was on the way to the doctors and he
seemed fine to me but his sister said

1068
00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:48,880
seemed fine to me but his sister said
 

1069
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,110
seemed fine to me but his sister said
he's taking a turn for the worst he's

1070
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:51,120
he's taking a turn for the worst he's
 

1071
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,029
he's taking a turn for the worst he's
been in hospital since sunday but so far

1072
00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:53,039
been in hospital since sunday but so far
 

1073
00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:54,630
been in hospital since sunday but so far
the doctors don't seem to know what's

1074
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:54,640
the doctors don't seem to know what's
 

1075
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,990
the doctors don't seem to know what's
wrong with him

1076
00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:56,000
wrong with him
 

1077
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,190
wrong with him
i'll tell you what's wrong with that

1078
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:57,200
i'll tell you what's wrong with that
 

1079
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,350
i'll tell you what's wrong with that
chester box he's too clever for his own

1080
00:20:59,350 --> 00:20:59,360
chester box he's too clever for his own
 

1081
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,710
chester box he's too clever for his own
good

1082
00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:00,720
good
 

1083
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,870
good
uh at worst he must have sprained that

1084
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:02,880
uh at worst he must have sprained that
 

1085
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,149
uh at worst he must have sprained that
tongue of his

1086
00:21:04,149 --> 00:21:04,159
tongue of his
 

1087
00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:05,590
tongue of his
still it's not a very good start to the

1088
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:05,600
still it's not a very good start to the
 

1089
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,110
still it's not a very good start to the
christmas holiday his parents must be

1090
00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:07,120
christmas holiday his parents must be
 

1091
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,510
christmas holiday his parents must be
worried oh if i look after chester and

1092
00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:09,520
worried oh if i look after chester and
 

1093
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,590
worried oh if i look after chester and
married if i'll be worried too

1094
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:11,600
married if i'll be worried too
 

1095
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,830
married if i'll be worried too
i think i'll go see him this evening

1096
00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:13,840
i think i'll go see him this evening
 

1097
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,990
i think i'll go see him this evening
see how he is if he's still there you

1098
00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:16,000
see how he is if he's still there you
 

1099
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,350
see how he is if he's still there you
said he went in sunday well today's

1100
00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:17,360
said he went in sunday well today's
 

1101
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,110
said he went in sunday well today's
wednesday they might have had enough of

1102
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:19,120
wednesday they might have had enough of
 

1103
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,390
wednesday they might have had enough of
him by now

1104
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:20,400
him by now
 

1105
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,230
him by now
don't worry pogba where's sean and

1106
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:22,240
don't worry pogba where's sean and
 

1107
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,149
don't worry pogba where's sean and
gloria oh pixie and dixie they're

1108
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:24,159
gloria oh pixie and dixie they're
 

1109
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,830
gloria oh pixie and dixie they're
upstairs sulking

1110
00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:25,840
upstairs sulking
 

1111
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,149
upstairs sulking
they're asking me what redundancy pay

1112
00:21:28,149 --> 00:21:28,159
they're asking me what redundancy pay
 

1113
00:21:28,159 --> 00:21:31,270
they're asking me what redundancy pay
elves get i said ask the shoemaker

1114
00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:31,280
elves get i said ask the shoemaker
 

1115
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,510
elves get i said ask the shoemaker
well i felt as i had to make up to sean

1116
00:21:33,510 --> 00:21:33,520
well i felt as i had to make up to sean
 

1117
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,669
well i felt as i had to make up to sean
right so i lent him a hundred pounds for

1118
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:35,679
right so i lent him a hundred pounds for
 

1119
00:21:35,679 --> 00:21:38,310
right so i lent him a hundred pounds for
his trip to tunisia yeah

1120
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:38,320
his trip to tunisia yeah
 

1121
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,430
his trip to tunisia yeah
well there's another one off my

1122
00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:39,440
well there's another one off my
 

1123
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,350
well there's another one off my
christmas dinner lis well actually

1124
00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:41,360
christmas dinner lis well actually
 

1125
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,789
christmas dinner lis well actually
mother that's what i came to talk to you

1126
00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:42,799
mother that's what i came to talk to you
 

1127
00:21:42,799 --> 00:21:44,710
mother that's what i came to talk to you
about christmas

1128
00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:44,720
about christmas
 

1129
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,430
about christmas
you can't come mandy told me i know she

1130
00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:47,440
you can't come mandy told me i know she
 

1131
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,390
you can't come mandy told me i know she
did

1132
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:48,400
did
 

1133
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,070
did
oh well it's not actually definite i

1134
00:21:50,070 --> 00:21:50,080
oh well it's not actually definite i
 

1135
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,070
oh well it's not actually definite i
mean i haven't confirmed yet oh michael

1136
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:52,080
mean i haven't confirmed yet oh michael
 

1137
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,909
mean i haven't confirmed yet oh michael
don't worry about it much as i would

1138
00:21:53,909 --> 00:21:53,919
don't worry about it much as i would
 

1139
00:21:53,919 --> 00:21:55,190
don't worry about it much as i would
love you to be here with us for

1140
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:55,200
love you to be here with us for
 

1141
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,710
love you to be here with us for
christmas i didn't really think you

1142
00:21:56,710 --> 00:21:56,720
christmas i didn't really think you
 

1143
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,470
christmas i didn't really think you
would be and there's always next year to

1144
00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:58,480
would be and there's always next year to
 

1145
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,070
would be and there's always next year to
look for no no no no see really this

1146
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:00,080
look for no no no no see really this
 

1147
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,190
look for no no no no see really this
year is fine mother i mean i wouldn't

1148
00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:01,200
year is fine mother i mean i wouldn't
 

1149
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,630
year is fine mother i mean i wouldn't
miss your christmas dinner for anything

1150
00:22:02,630 --> 00:22:02,640
miss your christmas dinner for anything
 

1151
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,230
miss your christmas dinner for anything
look i'll cancel the moscows i'm sure

1152
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:04,240
look i'll cancel the moscows i'm sure
 

1153
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,870
look i'll cancel the moscows i'm sure
they'll understand oh michael

1154
00:22:06,870 --> 00:22:06,880
they'll understand oh michael
 

1155
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,950
they'll understand oh michael
i wouldn't dream of making you cancel

1156
00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:08,960
i wouldn't dream of making you cancel
 

1157
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,549
i wouldn't dream of making you cancel
your arrangements just to please me but

1158
00:22:10,549 --> 00:22:10,559
your arrangements just to please me but
 

1159
00:22:10,559 --> 00:22:11,990
your arrangements just to please me but
i wouldn't be doing it just to please

1160
00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:12,000
i wouldn't be doing it just to please
 

1161
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,630
i wouldn't be doing it just to please
you oh well well i would but it would

1162
00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:14,640
you oh well well i would but it would
 

1163
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,070
you oh well well i would but it would
also be my pleasure

1164
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:16,080
also be my pleasure
 

1165
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,750
also be my pleasure
mandy would never forgive me if i

1166
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:17,760
mandy would never forgive me if i
 

1167
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,870
mandy would never forgive me if i
stopped you from going no you go have a

1168
00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:20,880
stopped you from going no you go have a
 

1169
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,190
stopped you from going no you go have a
lovely time i'm sure you'll enjoy

1170
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:23,200
lovely time i'm sure you'll enjoy
 

1171
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,270
lovely time i'm sure you'll enjoy
meeting mandy's relatives

1172
00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:25,280
meeting mandy's relatives
 

1173
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,230
meeting mandy's relatives
yes

1174
00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:28,240

 

1175
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,710

oh would you join us lee no

1176
00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:32,720

 

1177
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,710

no but perhaps not shell but thanks

1178
00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:34,720
no but perhaps not shell but thanks
 

1179
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,230
no but perhaps not shell but thanks
anyway

1180
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:36,240
anyway
 

1181
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,669
anyway
well we are getting down to small

1182
00:22:37,669 --> 00:22:37,679
well we are getting down to small
 

1183
00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:38,950
well we are getting down to small
numbers matthew you still going to the

1184
00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:38,960
numbers matthew you still going to the
 

1185
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,430
numbers matthew you still going to the
gambia yes

1186
00:22:41,430 --> 00:22:41,440
gambia yes
 

1187
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:45,270
gambia yes
if i ever get out of this costume

1188
00:22:45,270 --> 00:22:45,280
if i ever get out of this costume
 

1189
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,149
if i ever get out of this costume
well

1190
00:22:46,149 --> 00:22:46,159
well
 

1191
00:22:46,159 --> 00:22:47,990
well
who says christmas has got to be a big

1192
00:22:47,990 --> 00:22:48,000
who says christmas has got to be a big
 

1193
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,620
who says christmas has got to be a big
affair anyway

1194
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:49,630
affair anyway
 

1195
00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:58,710
affair anyway
[Music]

1196
00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:58,720

 

1197
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,230

desmond don't you think you're being a

1198
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:00,240
desmond don't you think you're being a
 

1199
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,630
desmond don't you think you're being a
bit paranoid if that woman was going to

1200
00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:02,640
bit paranoid if that woman was going to
 

1201
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,990
bit paranoid if that woman was going to
write to the press she'd have done it

1202
00:23:03,990 --> 00:23:04,000
write to the press she'd have done it
 

1203
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,310
write to the press she'd have done it
two weeks ago

1204
00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:06,320
two weeks ago
 

1205
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:10,630
two weeks ago
i don't think she'd write to the times

1206
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:10,640

 

1207
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,630

the shop is doing fine we haven't lost

1208
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:12,640
the shop is doing fine we haven't lost
 

1209
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,990
the shop is doing fine we haven't lost
any business

1210
00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:14,000
any business
 

1211
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,190
any business
we should stop worrying about it

1212
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:17,200
we should stop worrying about it
 

1213
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,669
we should stop worrying about it
look i have to put those down and sign

1214
00:23:19,669 --> 00:23:19,679
look i have to put those down and sign
 

1215
00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:21,990
look i have to put those down and sign
some of these kids i can't do that is

1216
00:23:21,990 --> 00:23:22,000
some of these kids i can't do that is
 

1217
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,669
some of these kids i can't do that is
against tradition you've been signing my

1218
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:23,679
against tradition you've been signing my
 

1219
00:23:23,679 --> 00:23:27,510
against tradition you've been signing my
name for the last 30 years

1220
00:23:27,510 --> 00:23:27,520

 

1221
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,990

tradition and a lot of people these days

1222
00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:30,000
tradition and a lot of people these days
 

1223
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,830
tradition and a lot of people these days
seem to be ignoring tradition maybe you

1224
00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:31,840
seem to be ignoring tradition maybe you
 

1225
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,510
seem to be ignoring tradition maybe you
should do the same what's wrong with you

1226
00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:33,520
should do the same what's wrong with you
 

1227
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,830
should do the same what's wrong with you
i thought you liked these festive

1228
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:34,840
i thought you liked these festive
 

1229
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,950
i thought you liked these festive
preparations well i do when i can see a

1230
00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:36,960
preparations well i do when i can see a
 

1231
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,750
preparations well i do when i can see a
point to it but there's no point to just

1232
00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:39,760
point to it but there's no point to just
 

1233
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,909
point to it but there's no point to just
cast money

1234
00:23:41,909 --> 00:23:41,919
cast money
 

1235
00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:43,750
cast money
you won't hear this afternoon when pope

1236
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:43,760
you won't hear this afternoon when pope
 

1237
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,510
you won't hear this afternoon when pope
i came back from seeing chester they

1238
00:23:45,510 --> 00:23:45,520
i came back from seeing chester they
 

1239
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,750
i came back from seeing chester they
think it's leukemia they think i don't

1240
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:47,760
think it's leukemia they think i don't
 

1241
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,830
think it's leukemia they think i don't
know

1242
00:23:48,830 --> 00:23:48,840
know
 

1243
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,830
know
well it could be wrong i suppose well

1244
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:51,840
well it could be wrong i suppose well
 

1245
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,630
well it could be wrong i suppose well
let's hope so

1246
00:23:54,630 --> 00:23:54,640
let's hope so
 

1247
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,470
let's hope so
you know we've been very lucky with our

1248
00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:56,480
you know we've been very lucky with our
 

1249
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:01,750
you know we've been very lucky with our
three lucky lucky having michael

1250
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:01,760

 

1251
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:07,430

uh you know what i mean yes no no

1252
00:24:07,430 --> 00:24:07,440

 

1253
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,269

i really wanted this christmas to be

1254
00:24:09,269 --> 00:24:09,279
i really wanted this christmas to be
 

1255
00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:10,390
i really wanted this christmas to be
special

1256
00:24:10,390 --> 00:24:10,400
special
 

1257
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,070
special
well you can't force them to come if

1258
00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:12,080
well you can't force them to come if
 

1259
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,909
well you can't force them to come if
they've made other plans but they

1260
00:24:13,909 --> 00:24:13,919
they've made other plans but they
 

1261
00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:15,830
they've made other plans but they
shouldn't have made other plans they

1262
00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:15,840
shouldn't have made other plans they
 

1263
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,669
shouldn't have made other plans they
should want to come home and visit their

1264
00:24:17,669 --> 00:24:17,679
should want to come home and visit their
 

1265
00:24:17,679 --> 00:24:19,669
should want to come home and visit their
parents at christmas

1266
00:24:19,669 --> 00:24:19,679
parents at christmas
 

1267
00:24:19,679 --> 00:24:21,750
parents at christmas
i mean ricky's going all the way to

1268
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:21,760
i mean ricky's going all the way to
 

1269
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,630
i mean ricky's going all the way to
spain to see his mom and dad matthew is

1270
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:24,640
spain to see his mom and dad matthew is
 

1271
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,390
spain to see his mom and dad matthew is
going to the gambia to spend time with

1272
00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:26,400
going to the gambia to spend time with
 

1273
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,149
going to the gambia to spend time with
his family and vince is going to spend

1274
00:24:28,149 --> 00:24:28,159
his family and vince is going to spend
 

1275
00:24:28,159 --> 00:24:30,070
his family and vince is going to spend
our christmas clearing customs in

1276
00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:30,080
our christmas clearing customs in
 

1277
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:35,990
our christmas clearing customs in
jamaica

1278
00:24:35,990 --> 00:24:36,000

 

1279
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,909

that leaves just the three of us you me

1280
00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:37,919
that leaves just the three of us you me
 

1281
00:24:37,919 --> 00:24:40,630
that leaves just the three of us you me
and pork pie three old catchers do they

1282
00:24:40,630 --> 00:24:40,640
and pork pie three old catchers do they
 

1283
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,070
and pork pie three old catchers do they
make turkeys that small

1284
00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:44,080

 

1285
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,149

some people have got nothing and nobody

1286
00:24:46,149 --> 00:24:46,159
some people have got nothing and nobody
 

1287
00:24:46,159 --> 00:24:47,269
some people have got nothing and nobody
at all

1288
00:24:47,269 --> 00:24:47,279
at all
 

1289
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:50,310
at all
let's be grateful for what we've got

1290
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:50,320
let's be grateful for what we've got
 

1291
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,630
let's be grateful for what we've got
oh

1292
00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:52,640
oh
 

1293
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,549
oh
i am

1294
00:24:54,549 --> 00:24:54,559
i am
 

1295
00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:55,880
i am
i am

1296
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:55,890
i am
 

1297
00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:58,830
i am
[Music]

1298
00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:58,840
[Music]
 

1299
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:03,830
[Music]
i'm spain

1300
00:25:03,830 --> 00:25:03,840

 

1301
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,269

oh my god

1302
00:25:07,269 --> 00:25:07,279
oh my god
 

1303
00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:08,710
oh my god
my momma says we're going to have turkey

1304
00:25:08,710 --> 00:25:08,720
my momma says we're going to have turkey
 

1305
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,310
my momma says we're going to have turkey
sandwiches on the beach and my dad said

1306
00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:10,320
sandwiches on the beach and my dad said
 

1307
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,070
sandwiches on the beach and my dad said
if i'm really lucky he'll let me have a

1308
00:25:12,070 --> 00:25:12,080
if i'm really lucky he'll let me have a
 

1309
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,669
if i'm really lucky he'll let me have a
glass of his home brewed sangria which

1310
00:25:13,669 --> 00:25:13,679
glass of his home brewed sangria which
 

1311
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,430
glass of his home brewed sangria which
is made from potatoes

1312
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:15,440
is made from potatoes
 

1313
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,870
is made from potatoes
small boy

1314
00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:16,880
small boy
 

1315
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,310
small boy
do you want people to miss you when

1316
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:18,320
do you want people to miss you when
 

1317
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:22,310
do you want people to miss you when
you're away yeah then shut up

1318
00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:22,320
you're away yeah then shut up
 

1319
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,390
you're away yeah then shut up
you know i can't believe it

1320
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:24,400
you know i can't believe it
 

1321
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,830
you know i can't believe it
this time next week it will be

1322
00:25:26,830 --> 00:25:26,840
this time next week it will be
 

1323
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,710
this time next week it will be
christmas no

1324
00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:28,720
christmas no
 

1325
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,870
christmas no
do you really think so

1326
00:25:30,870 --> 00:25:30,880
do you really think so
 

1327
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,269
do you really think so
are you really so farsighted you astound

1328
00:25:33,269 --> 00:25:33,279
are you really so farsighted you astound
 

1329
00:25:33,279 --> 00:25:34,310
are you really so farsighted you astound
me

1330
00:25:34,310 --> 00:25:34,320
me
 

1331
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:39,029
me
and you will be gone good riddance

1332
00:25:39,029 --> 00:25:39,039

 

1333
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:41,350

well i'm glad we've got today over and

1334
00:25:41,350 --> 00:25:41,360
well i'm glad we've got today over and
 

1335
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,110
well i'm glad we've got today over and
done with hmm

1336
00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:43,120
done with hmm
 

1337
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,750
done with hmm
all i want to do now is to relax in a

1338
00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:45,760
all i want to do now is to relax in a
 

1339
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,390
all i want to do now is to relax in a
hot path and let my mind go blank

1340
00:25:48,390 --> 00:25:48,400
hot path and let my mind go blank
 

1341
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,390
hot path and let my mind go blank
don't forget lee's picking us up in an

1342
00:25:50,390 --> 00:25:50,400
don't forget lee's picking us up in an
 

1343
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,470
don't forget lee's picking us up in an
hour he's really trying to make it up to

1344
00:25:52,470 --> 00:25:52,480
hour he's really trying to make it up to
 

1345
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,789
hour he's really trying to make it up to
you huh well i think it's very nice of

1346
00:25:54,789 --> 00:25:54,799
you huh well i think it's very nice of
 

1347
00:25:54,799 --> 00:25:56,789
you huh well i think it's very nice of
him to take us out on a saturday night

1348
00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:56,799
him to take us out on a saturday night
 

1349
00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:58,390
him to take us out on a saturday night
hmm what's wrong with the two of you

1350
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:58,400
hmm what's wrong with the two of you
 

1351
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,990
hmm what's wrong with the two of you
what's us

1352
00:25:59,990 --> 00:26:00,000
what's us
 

1353
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,230
what's us
well there's a plate full of mince pies

1354
00:26:02,230 --> 00:26:02,240
well there's a plate full of mince pies
 

1355
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,350
well there's a plate full of mince pies
and you haven't touched one of them

1356
00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:03,360
and you haven't touched one of them
 

1357
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,750
and you haven't touched one of them
that's not like you oh i'm saving myself

1358
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:05,760
that's not like you oh i'm saving myself
 

1359
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,310
that's not like you oh i'm saving myself
for the christmas blowout next week and

1360
00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:08,320
for the christmas blowout next week and
 

1361
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,789
for the christmas blowout next week and
i'm traveling by i don't want any excess

1362
00:26:10,789 --> 00:26:10,799
i'm traveling by i don't want any excess
 

1363
00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:12,870
i'm traveling by i don't want any excess
baggage

1364
00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:12,880
baggage
 

1365
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,590
baggage
well in that case i'll save them for a

1366
00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:15,600
well in that case i'll save them for a
 

1367
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,750
well in that case i'll save them for a
little idea i've got uh if you want to

1368
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:17,760
little idea i've got uh if you want to
 

1369
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,669
little idea i've got uh if you want to
go up mr and mrs ambrose i'll finish

1370
00:26:19,669 --> 00:26:19,679
go up mr and mrs ambrose i'll finish
 

1371
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,909
go up mr and mrs ambrose i'll finish
things down there oh that's very nice of

1372
00:26:21,909 --> 00:26:21,919
things down there oh that's very nice of
 

1373
00:26:21,919 --> 00:26:24,070
things down there oh that's very nice of
you ricky what an excellent addition to

1374
00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:24,080
you ricky what an excellent addition to
 

1375
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,990
you ricky what an excellent addition to
the staff you've turned out to be come

1376
00:26:25,990 --> 00:26:26,000
the staff you've turned out to be come
 

1377
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:37,420
the staff you've turned out to be come
along my little christmas pudding

1378
00:26:37,420 --> 00:26:37,430

 

1379
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:45,690

[Music]

1380
00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:45,700

 

1381
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:50,549

[Music]

1382
00:26:50,549 --> 00:26:50,559
[Music]
 

1383
00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:53,750
[Music]
ah

1384
00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:53,760

 

1385
00:26:53,760 --> 00:27:10,390

[Music]

1386
00:27:10,390 --> 00:27:10,400

 

1387
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,950

ready when you are forkplay

1388
00:27:12,950 --> 00:27:12,960
ready when you are forkplay
 

1389
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,950
ready when you are forkplay
desmond shelly

1390
00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:14,960
desmond shelly
 

1391
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,590
desmond shelly
aren't you ready yet please here come in

1392
00:27:17,590 --> 00:27:17,600
aren't you ready yet please here come in
 

1393
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:25,830
aren't you ready yet please here come in
poor pie no need to shop

1394
00:27:25,830 --> 00:27:25,840

 

1395
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,870

lee i'm sorry to keep you sometimes

1396
00:27:28,870 --> 00:27:28,880
lee i'm sorry to keep you sometimes
 

1397
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,630
lee i'm sorry to keep you sometimes
i don't believe it mom dad take a seat

1398
00:27:32,630 --> 00:27:32,640
i don't believe it mom dad take a seat
 

1399
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,990
i don't believe it mom dad take a seat
see we knew you're a bit upset with us

1400
00:27:33,990 --> 00:27:34,000
see we knew you're a bit upset with us
 

1401
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,669
see we knew you're a bit upset with us
all going away

1402
00:27:35,669 --> 00:27:35,679
all going away
 

1403
00:27:35,679 --> 00:27:37,830
all going away
you've all decided to stay for christmas

1404
00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:37,840
you've all decided to stay for christmas
 

1405
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,630
you've all decided to stay for christmas
no

1406
00:27:38,630 --> 00:27:38,640
no
 

1407
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,389
no
but we decided to have a party for you

1408
00:27:40,389 --> 00:27:40,399
but we decided to have a party for you
 

1409
00:27:40,399 --> 00:27:42,149
but we decided to have a party for you
before we all zoomed off

1410
00:27:42,149 --> 00:27:42,159
before we all zoomed off
 

1411
00:27:42,159 --> 00:27:43,909
before we all zoomed off
so that's why you didn't eat the mean

1412
00:27:43,909 --> 00:27:43,919
so that's why you didn't eat the mean
 

1413
00:27:43,919 --> 00:27:46,630
so that's why you didn't eat the mean
spice charlie

1414
00:27:46,630 --> 00:27:46,640
spice charlie
 

1415
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,950
spice charlie
desmond

1416
00:27:48,950 --> 00:27:48,960
desmond
 

1417
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,669
desmond
popeye has decided to entertain you

1418
00:27:51,669 --> 00:27:51,679
popeye has decided to entertain you
 

1419
00:27:51,679 --> 00:27:55,430
popeye has decided to entertain you
the word entertain may be questionable

1420
00:27:55,430 --> 00:27:55,440
the word entertain may be questionable
 

1421
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,669
the word entertain may be questionable
but there's an old african saying

1422
00:27:59,669 --> 00:27:59,679
but there's an old african saying
 

1423
00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:01,750
but there's an old african saying
there's many a good tune who played on

1424
00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:01,760
there's many a good tune who played on
 

1425
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,909
there's many a good tune who played on
an old gun gong

1426
00:28:03,909 --> 00:28:03,919
an old gun gong
 

1427
00:28:03,919 --> 00:28:06,470
an old gun gong
think about it

1428
00:28:06,470 --> 00:28:06,480
think about it
 

1429
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:14,549
think about it
[Music]

1430
00:28:14,549 --> 00:28:14,559

 

1431
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:17,350

long time ago in bethlehem

1432
00:28:17,350 --> 00:28:17,360
long time ago in bethlehem
 

1433
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,389
long time ago in bethlehem
so the holy bible say

1434
00:28:20,389 --> 00:28:20,399
so the holy bible say
 

1435
00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,830
so the holy bible say
mary's boy child jesus christ

1436
00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:23,840
mary's boy child jesus christ
 

1437
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,510
mary's boy child jesus christ
was born on christmas day

1438
00:28:27,510 --> 00:28:27,520
was born on christmas day
 

1439
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,210
was born on christmas day
heart now hear

1440
00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:30,220
heart now hear
 

1441
00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:35,560
heart now hear
[Music]

1442
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:35,570

 

1443
00:28:35,570 --> 00:28:37,750

[Applause]

1444
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:37,760
[Applause]
 

1445
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:45,940
[Applause]
shall live forever

1446
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:45,950

 

1447
00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:47,430

[Music]

1448
00:28:47,430 --> 00:28:47,440
[Music]
 

1449
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,190
[Music]
mother father

1450
00:28:49,190 --> 00:28:49,200
mother father
 

1451
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,130
mother father
merry christmas

1452
00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:53,140

 

1453
00:28:53,140 --> 00:29:07,350

[Music]

1454
00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:07,360

 

1455
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:15,250

oh

1456
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:15,260

 

1457
00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:17,920

[Music]

1458
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:17,930
[Music]
 

1459
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:23,630
[Music]
[Applause]

1460
00:29:23,630 --> 00:29:23,640
[Applause]
 

1461
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:23,830
[Applause]
[Music]

1462
00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:23,840
[Music]
 

1463
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:32,670
[Music]
[Applause]

1464
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:32,680

 

1465
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:38,070

[Applause]

1466
00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:38,080

 

1467
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,909

in hospital for christmas hey there it

1468
00:29:39,909 --> 00:29:39,919
in hospital for christmas hey there it
 

1469
00:29:39,919 --> 00:29:44,710
in hospital for christmas hey there it
is present got to go my mom's outside

1470
00:29:44,710 --> 00:29:44,720

 

1471
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:55,400

oh yes that's just

1472
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:55,410

 

1473
00:29:55,410 --> 00:29:57,430

[Music]

1474
00:29:57,430 --> 00:29:57,440
[Music]
 

1475
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:06,160
[Music]
foreign

1476
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:06,170

 

1477
00:30:06,170 --> 00:30:08,080

[Applause]

1478
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:08,090
[Applause]
 

1479
00:30:08,090 --> 00:30:10,850
[Applause]
[Music]

1480
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:10,860
[Music]
 

1481
00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:15,830
[Music]
[Applause]

1482
00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:15,840

 

1483
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,800

because

1484
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:17,810
because
 

1485
00:30:17,810 --> 00:30:22,630
because
[Applause]

1486
00:30:22,630 --> 00:30:22,640

 

1487
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,590

oh

1488
00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:23,600
oh
 

1489
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,070
oh
sorry i'm late i set my alarm but i

1490
00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:26,080
sorry i'm late i set my alarm but i
 

1491
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,269
sorry i'm late i set my alarm but i
didn't go off

1492
00:30:27,269 --> 00:30:27,279
didn't go off
 

1493
00:30:27,279 --> 00:30:30,230
didn't go off
did you wind it up it runs on batteries

1494
00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:30,240
did you wind it up it runs on batteries
 

1495
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,510
did you wind it up it runs on batteries
ah like it's owner

1496
00:30:33,510 --> 00:30:33,520
ah like it's owner
 

1497
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:34,310
ah like it's owner
huh

1498
00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:34,320
huh
 

1499
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,909
huh
i suppose my traveling companies with

1500
00:30:35,909 --> 00:30:35,919
i suppose my traveling companies with
 

1501
00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:37,430
i suppose my traveling companies with
the airports are all parked and ready to

1502
00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:37,440
the airports are all parked and ready to
 

1503
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,750
the airports are all parked and ready to
go shelly yes they are packed i know

1504
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:39,760
go shelly yes they are packed i know
 

1505
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,669
go shelly yes they are packed i know
that because i had to do it but at this

1506
00:30:41,669 --> 00:30:41,679
that because i had to do it but at this
 

1507
00:30:41,679 --> 00:30:43,350
that because i had to do it but at this
moment ricky doesn't have a plane ticket

1508
00:30:43,350 --> 00:30:43,360
moment ricky doesn't have a plane ticket
 

1509
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,789
moment ricky doesn't have a plane ticket
and sean's not back from the club you

1510
00:30:44,789 --> 00:30:44,799
and sean's not back from the club you
 

1511
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:46,310
and sean's not back from the club you
went to last night you're jerking of

1512
00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:46,320
went to last night you're jerking of
 

1513
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,389
went to last night you're jerking of
course no

1514
00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:48,399
course no
 

1515
00:30:48,399 --> 00:30:50,389
course no
it's nearly ten o'clock i mean i've

1516
00:30:50,389 --> 00:30:50,399
it's nearly ten o'clock i mean i've
 

1517
00:30:50,399 --> 00:30:51,669
it's nearly ten o'clock i mean i've
still got to be at the airport in the

1518
00:30:51,669 --> 00:30:51,679
still got to be at the airport in the
 

1519
00:30:51,679 --> 00:30:54,950
still got to be at the airport in the
next ah since when i thought your flight

1520
00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:54,960
next ah since when i thought your flight
 

1521
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,549
next ah since when i thought your flight
wasn't until three

1522
00:30:56,549 --> 00:30:56,559
wasn't until three
 

1523
00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:59,190
wasn't until three
so it is but i still got a lot of last

1524
00:30:59,190 --> 00:30:59,200
so it is but i still got a lot of last
 

1525
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,389
so it is but i still got a lot of last
minute christmas for me to do at the

1526
00:31:00,389 --> 00:31:00,399
minute christmas for me to do at the
 

1527
00:31:00,399 --> 00:31:02,630
minute christmas for me to do at the
duty free my sister florence will never

1528
00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:02,640
duty free my sister florence will never
 

1529
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,870
duty free my sister florence will never
forgive me if i arrive without a step

1530
00:31:04,870 --> 00:31:04,880
forgive me if i arrive without a step
 

1531
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,669
forgive me if i arrive without a step
step what kind of step

1532
00:31:07,669 --> 00:31:07,679
step what kind of step
 

1533
00:31:07,679 --> 00:31:09,830
step what kind of step
well an arabic step

1534
00:31:09,830 --> 00:31:09,840
well an arabic step
 

1535
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,549
well an arabic step
and of course he wants a mr motivated

1536
00:31:12,549 --> 00:31:12,559
and of course he wants a mr motivated
 

1537
00:31:12,559 --> 00:31:14,549
and of course he wants a mr motivated
video to go with it

1538
00:31:14,549 --> 00:31:14,559
video to go with it
 

1539
00:31:14,559 --> 00:31:15,909
video to go with it
well you know

1540
00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:15,919
well you know
 

1541
00:31:15,919 --> 00:31:19,990
well you know
and one out two three and four and

1542
00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:20,000
and one out two three and four and
 

1543
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:25,669
and one out two three and four and
everybody's here

1544
00:31:25,669 --> 00:31:25,679

 

1545
00:31:25,679 --> 00:31:27,190

so i know what's happened it's got

1546
00:31:27,190 --> 00:31:27,200
so i know what's happened it's got
 

1547
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,350
so i know what's happened it's got
delayed in the post what has the ticket

1548
00:31:29,350 --> 00:31:29,360
delayed in the post what has the ticket
 

1549
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,870
delayed in the post what has the ticket
my dad sent over it must have been got

1550
00:31:30,870 --> 00:31:30,880
my dad sent over it must have been got
 

1551
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,230
my dad sent over it must have been got
caught up in all the christmas mail and

1552
00:31:32,230 --> 00:31:32,240
caught up in all the christmas mail and
 

1553
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,630
caught up in all the christmas mail and
that yeah it could be

1554
00:31:34,630 --> 00:31:34,640
that yeah it could be
 

1555
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,389
that yeah it could be
a lot of your dads

1556
00:31:36,389 --> 00:31:36,399
a lot of your dads
 

1557
00:31:36,399 --> 00:31:37,990
a lot of your dads
checks to the jars and dreams are still

1558
00:31:37,990 --> 00:31:38,000
checks to the jars and dreams are still
 

1559
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,509
checks to the jars and dreams are still
caught up in the christmas mail isn't

1560
00:31:39,509 --> 00:31:39,519
caught up in the christmas mail isn't
 

1561
00:31:39,519 --> 00:31:41,590
caught up in the christmas mail isn't
that right desmond will be still waiting

1562
00:31:41,590 --> 00:31:41,600
that right desmond will be still waiting
 

1563
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,669
that right desmond will be still waiting
on payments for christmas 1966 it's the

1564
00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:43,679
on payments for christmas 1966 it's the
 

1565
00:31:43,679 --> 00:31:45,509
on payments for christmas 1966 it's the
7th and the

1566
00:31:45,509 --> 00:31:45,519
7th and the
 

1567
00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:47,190
7th and the
i feel awful putting you to all these

1568
00:31:47,190 --> 00:31:47,200
i feel awful putting you to all these
 

1569
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,630
i feel awful putting you to all these
children i'll phone my parents and tell

1570
00:31:48,630 --> 00:31:48,640
children i'll phone my parents and tell
 

1571
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,070
children i'll phone my parents and tell
them i can't make it they'll understand

1572
00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:50,080
them i can't make it they'll understand
 

1573
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,789
them i can't make it they'll understand
i'd rather be here anyway no don't be

1574
00:31:52,789 --> 00:31:52,799
i'd rather be here anyway no don't be
 

1575
00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:55,350
i'd rather be here anyway no don't be
silly ricky you haven't seen your mum

1576
00:31:55,350 --> 00:31:55,360
silly ricky you haven't seen your mum
 

1577
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,070
silly ricky you haven't seen your mum
and dad for nearly six months i mean it

1578
00:31:58,070 --> 00:31:58,080
and dad for nearly six months i mean it
 

1579
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,990
and dad for nearly six months i mean it
would be no difficulty getting you a new

1580
00:31:59,990 --> 00:32:00,000
would be no difficulty getting you a new
 

1581
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,830
would be no difficulty getting you a new
ticket all desmond has to do is to go

1582
00:32:01,830 --> 00:32:01,840
ticket all desmond has to do is to go
 

1583
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,269
ticket all desmond has to do is to go
with you to the airport and sign a check

1584
00:32:05,269 --> 00:32:05,279
with you to the airport and sign a check
 

1585
00:32:05,279 --> 00:32:07,350
with you to the airport and sign a check
oh you know oh it's better man there any

1586
00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:07,360
oh you know oh it's better man there any
 

1587
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,350
oh you know oh it's better man there any
chance of a capitation there's no time

1588
00:32:09,350 --> 00:32:09,360
chance of a capitation there's no time
 

1589
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,110
chance of a capitation there's no time
for tilly we need to leave to the

1590
00:32:11,110 --> 00:32:11,120
for tilly we need to leave to the
 

1591
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,669
for tilly we need to leave to the
airport immediately sit down matthew you

1592
00:32:13,669 --> 00:32:13,679
airport immediately sit down matthew you
 

1593
00:32:13,679 --> 00:32:16,870
airport immediately sit down matthew you
can't go yet sean isn't here huh

1594
00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:16,880
can't go yet sean isn't here huh
 

1595
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:21,590
can't go yet sean isn't here huh
oh talk of the devil oh hi guys bye guys

1596
00:32:21,590 --> 00:32:21,600
oh talk of the devil oh hi guys bye guys
 

1597
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,870
oh talk of the devil oh hi guys bye guys
i think you're right shel sean's

1598
00:32:22,870 --> 00:32:22,880
i think you're right shel sean's
 

1599
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,350
i think you're right shel sean's
definitely not here uh sean uh you know

1600
00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:25,360
definitely not here uh sean uh you know
 

1601
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,549
definitely not here uh sean uh you know
you're supposed to be catching a plane

1602
00:32:26,549 --> 00:32:26,559
you're supposed to be catching a plane
 

1603
00:32:26,559 --> 00:32:28,630
you're supposed to be catching a plane
sometime today mate yeah i know i've

1604
00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:28,640
sometime today mate yeah i know i've
 

1605
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,310
sometime today mate yeah i know i've
gone past my bags

1606
00:32:30,310 --> 00:32:30,320
gone past my bags
 

1607
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,310
gone past my bags
i knew this was a mistake

1608
00:32:32,310 --> 00:32:32,320
i knew this was a mistake
 

1609
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,549
i knew this was a mistake
why don't i listen to myself for the

1610
00:32:34,549 --> 00:32:34,559
why don't i listen to myself for the
 

1611
00:32:34,559 --> 00:32:36,470
why don't i listen to myself for the
same reason that nobody else listens to

1612
00:32:36,470 --> 00:32:36,480
same reason that nobody else listens to
 

1613
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,630
same reason that nobody else listens to
you either

1614
00:32:38,630 --> 00:32:38,640
you either
 

1615
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,149
you either
ah before i forget your present a

1616
00:32:42,149 --> 00:32:42,159
ah before i forget your present a
 

1617
00:32:42,159 --> 00:32:45,830
ah before i forget your present a
present for me oh no i got to see this

1618
00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:45,840
present for me oh no i got to see this
 

1619
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,990
present for me oh no i got to see this
you see i'm not as stingy as you think i

1620
00:32:47,990 --> 00:32:48,000
you see i'm not as stingy as you think i
 

1621
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,070
you see i'm not as stingy as you think i
am i remember your pathetic listening

1622
00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:50,080
am i remember your pathetic listening
 

1623
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,750
am i remember your pathetic listening
face from last year

1624
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:53,760

 

1625
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,470

what's in it we're open this and see

1626
00:32:56,470 --> 00:32:56,480
what's in it we're open this and see
 

1627
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,389
what's in it we're open this and see
now you open it

1628
00:32:58,389 --> 00:32:58,399
now you open it
 

1629
00:32:58,399 --> 00:33:00,230
now you open it
i never knew before what a suspicious

1630
00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:00,240
i never knew before what a suspicious
 

1631
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,149
i never knew before what a suspicious
mind you have pork pie it's not one of

1632
00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:02,159
mind you have pork pie it's not one of
 

1633
00:33:02,159 --> 00:33:04,230
mind you have pork pie it's not one of
your most endearing qualities

1634
00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:04,240
your most endearing qualities
 

1635
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:12,389
your most endearing qualities
i'll just give us the airport

1636
00:33:12,389 --> 00:33:12,399

 

1637
00:33:12,399 --> 00:33:13,669

well it looks like the sort of thing you

1638
00:33:13,669 --> 00:33:13,679
well it looks like the sort of thing you
 

1639
00:33:13,679 --> 00:33:16,630
well it looks like the sort of thing you
finally wanted dezz's blog holes it's

1640
00:33:16,630 --> 00:33:16,640
finally wanted dezz's blog holes it's
 

1641
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,070
finally wanted dezz's blog holes it's
it's here

1642
00:33:18,070 --> 00:33:18,080
it's here
 

1643
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,070
it's here
well

1644
00:33:20,070 --> 00:33:20,080
well
 

1645
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,149
well
i'm sorry you'd recognize it

1646
00:33:22,149 --> 00:33:22,159
i'm sorry you'd recognize it
 

1647
00:33:22,159 --> 00:33:23,870
i'm sorry you'd recognize it
it's that tough profile

1648
00:33:23,870 --> 00:33:23,880
it's that tough profile
 

1649
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,269
it's that tough profile
[Applause]

1650
00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:25,279
[Applause]
 

1651
00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:27,830
[Applause]
it's made from your very own hand

1652
00:33:27,830 --> 00:33:27,840
it's made from your very own hand
 

1653
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,230
it's made from your very own hand
oh yes so i see

1654
00:33:30,230 --> 00:33:30,240
oh yes so i see
 

1655
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,149
oh yes so i see
i thought it looked familiar

1656
00:33:32,149 --> 00:33:32,159
i thought it looked familiar
 

1657
00:33:32,159 --> 00:33:33,669
i thought it looked familiar
but from where did you get my hair to

1658
00:33:33,669 --> 00:33:33,679
but from where did you get my hair to
 

1659
00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:36,549
but from where did you get my hair to
make this it wasn't difficult

1660
00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:36,559
make this it wasn't difficult
 

1661
00:33:36,559 --> 00:33:39,590
make this it wasn't difficult
you does on the bench and i i borrowed

1662
00:33:39,590 --> 00:33:39,600
you does on the bench and i i borrowed
 

1663
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,990
you does on the bench and i i borrowed
desmond scissors

1664
00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:42,000
desmond scissors
 

1665
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,590
desmond scissors
the less you can do is now put it on

1666
00:33:45,590 --> 00:33:45,600
the less you can do is now put it on
 

1667
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,350
the less you can do is now put it on
now you see it

1668
00:33:47,350 --> 00:33:47,360
now you see it
 

1669
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:56,549
now you see it
and there you go

1670
00:33:56,549 --> 00:33:56,559

 

1671
00:33:56,559 --> 00:33:58,230

possibly just make sure she don't run

1672
00:33:58,230 --> 00:33:58,240
possibly just make sure she don't run
 

1673
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,549
possibly just make sure she don't run
her fingers through here too vigorously

1674
00:34:00,549 --> 00:34:00,559
her fingers through here too vigorously
 

1675
00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:02,310
her fingers through here too vigorously
i'd weld it to mind if i was you porky

1676
00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:02,320
i'd weld it to mind if i was you porky
 

1677
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,230
i'd weld it to mind if i was you porky
mate jamaica can be prone to hurricanes

1678
00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:04,240
mate jamaica can be prone to hurricanes
 

1679
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,310
mate jamaica can be prone to hurricanes
you know

1680
00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:06,320
you know
 

1681
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,430
you know
and uh

1682
00:34:07,430 --> 00:34:07,440
and uh
 

1683
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:11,349
and uh
um have you got me anything oh yes oh

1684
00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:11,359
um have you got me anything oh yes oh
 

1685
00:34:11,359 --> 00:34:12,710
um have you got me anything oh yes oh
yes

1686
00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:12,720
yes
 

1687
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,589
yes
oh

1688
00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:13,599
oh
 

1689
00:34:13,599 --> 00:34:15,669
oh
what's in it oh not you as well just

1690
00:34:15,669 --> 00:34:15,679
what's in it oh not you as well just
 

1691
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:22,629
what's in it oh not you as well just
open it math

1692
00:34:22,629 --> 00:34:22,639

 

1693
00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:23,589

uh

1694
00:34:23,589 --> 00:34:23,599
uh
 

1695
00:34:23,599 --> 00:34:26,530
uh
your memoirs

1696
00:34:26,530 --> 00:34:26,540
your memoirs
 

1697
00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:27,750
your memoirs
[Music]

1698
00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:27,760
[Music]
 

1699
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,310
[Music]
a photocopied handwritten first edition

1700
00:34:30,310 --> 00:34:30,320
a photocopied handwritten first edition
 

1701
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,869
a photocopied handwritten first edition
oh i didn't know you finished it popeye

1702
00:34:32,869 --> 00:34:32,879
oh i didn't know you finished it popeye
 

1703
00:34:32,879 --> 00:34:35,030
oh i didn't know you finished it popeye
congratulations thank you shirley i've

1704
00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:35,040
congratulations thank you shirley i've
 

1705
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,149
congratulations thank you shirley i've
already started working on volume two oh

1706
00:34:38,149 --> 00:34:38,159
already started working on volume two oh
 

1707
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,270
already started working on volume two oh
let's have a look

1708
00:34:39,270 --> 00:34:39,280
let's have a look
 

1709
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,310
let's have a look
oh good i pity them poor trees mate

1710
00:34:42,310 --> 00:34:42,320
oh good i pity them poor trees mate
 

1711
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,829
oh good i pity them poor trees mate
and when am i gonna have the pleasure of

1712
00:34:43,829 --> 00:34:43,839
and when am i gonna have the pleasure of
 

1713
00:34:43,839 --> 00:34:46,629
and when am i gonna have the pleasure of
reading your memoirs right oh wait till

1714
00:34:46,629 --> 00:34:46,639
reading your memoirs right oh wait till
 

1715
00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:48,550
reading your memoirs right oh wait till
christmas desmond uh let me have it back

1716
00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:48,560
christmas desmond uh let me have it back
 

1717
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,109
christmas desmond uh let me have it back
i forgot to sign it

1718
00:34:51,109 --> 00:34:51,119
i forgot to sign it
 

1719
00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:54,230
i forgot to sign it
and uh what is your name sir

1720
00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:54,240
and uh what is your name sir
 

1721
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,310
and uh what is your name sir
you know my name well i have to practice

1722
00:34:56,310 --> 00:34:56,320
you know my name well i have to practice
 

1723
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,870
you know my name well i have to practice
so then i'm doing my book signings

1724
00:34:58,870 --> 00:34:58,880
so then i'm doing my book signings
 

1725
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,710
so then i'm doing my book signings
where is that sean

1726
00:35:00,710 --> 00:35:00,720
where is that sean
 

1727
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,030
where is that sean
i'll call him sean

1728
00:35:03,030 --> 00:35:03,040
i'll call him sean
 

1729
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,260
i'll call him sean
sure

1730
00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:04,270
sure
 

1731
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:11,750
sure
[Laughter]

1732
00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:11,760

 

1733
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,990

oh no

1734
00:35:13,990 --> 00:35:14,000
oh no
 

1735
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,150
oh no
right come on just bang him on the roof

1736
00:35:16,150 --> 00:35:16,160
right come on just bang him on the roof
 

1737
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,430
right come on just bang him on the roof
rack and let's go

1738
00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:19,440
rack and let's go
 

1739
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:39,829
rack and let's go
[Music]

1740
00:35:39,829 --> 00:35:39,839

 

1741
00:35:39,839 --> 00:35:41,510

gloria

1742
00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:41,520
gloria
 

1743
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,510
gloria
christmas ate for another four hours yet

1744
00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:43,520
christmas ate for another four hours yet
 

1745
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,430
christmas ate for another four hours yet
i thought you was asleep i was

1746
00:35:47,430 --> 00:35:47,440
i thought you was asleep i was
 

1747
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,870
i thought you was asleep i was
big bucks in it

1748
00:35:48,870 --> 00:35:48,880
big bucks in it
 

1749
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,829
big bucks in it
yeah

1750
00:35:49,829 --> 00:35:49,839
yeah
 

1751
00:35:49,839 --> 00:35:51,670
yeah
big enough to put you in

1752
00:35:51,670 --> 00:35:51,680
big enough to put you in
 

1753
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,349
big enough to put you in
look come on

1754
00:35:53,349 --> 00:35:53,359
look come on
 

1755
00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:55,109
look come on
come to bed

1756
00:35:55,109 --> 00:35:55,119
come to bed
 

1757
00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:56,830
come to bed
and go to sleep

1758
00:35:56,830 --> 00:35:56,840
and go to sleep
 

1759
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:05,829
and go to sleep
[Music]

1760
00:36:05,829 --> 00:36:05,839

 

1761
00:36:05,839 --> 00:36:07,030

this one

1762
00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:07,040
this one
 

1763
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,710
this one
i haven't hidden your present up there

1764
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:08,720
i haven't hidden your present up there
 

1765
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:11,109
i haven't hidden your present up there
for the last four

1766
00:36:11,109 --> 00:36:11,119
for the last four
 

1767
00:36:11,119 --> 00:36:12,710
for the last four
ever leave me years this and then you

1768
00:36:12,710 --> 00:36:12,720
ever leave me years this and then you
 

1769
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,430
ever leave me years this and then you
can go back to sleep sleep

1770
00:36:15,430 --> 00:36:15,440
can go back to sleep sleep
 

1771
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,349
can go back to sleep sleep
you're probably walking up pogba too

1772
00:36:19,349 --> 00:36:19,359
you're probably walking up pogba too
 

1773
00:36:19,359 --> 00:36:23,510
you're probably walking up pogba too
oh i'm gonna go make myself a hot drink

1774
00:36:23,510 --> 00:36:23,520
oh i'm gonna go make myself a hot drink
 

1775
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,990
oh i'm gonna go make myself a hot drink
soon divorced helen married sophie

1776
00:36:27,990 --> 00:36:28,000

 

1777
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,990

don't mention uncle william

1778
00:36:29,990 --> 00:36:30,000
don't mention uncle william
 

1779
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,030
don't mention uncle william
steer clear of george and miriam

1780
00:36:33,030 --> 00:36:33,040
steer clear of george and miriam
 

1781
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,190
steer clear of george and miriam
hope no one mentions kenya

1782
00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:35,200
hope no one mentions kenya
 

1783
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,790
hope no one mentions kenya
they mentioned henry

1784
00:36:36,790 --> 00:36:36,800
they mentioned henry
 

1785
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,790
they mentioned henry
jonathan can't make it he's in broadmoor

1786
00:36:38,790 --> 00:36:38,800
jonathan can't make it he's in broadmoor
 

1787
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,069
jonathan can't make it he's in broadmoor
they're broadstairs

1788
00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:42,079

 

1789
00:36:42,079 --> 00:36:49,990

so divorce helena married sophie

1790
00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:50,000

 

1791
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,590

christmas mommy

1792
00:36:51,590 --> 00:36:51,600
christmas mommy
 

1793
00:36:51,600 --> 00:37:00,710
christmas mommy
[Music]

1794
00:37:00,710 --> 00:37:00,720

 

1795
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,510

oh not you as well pope and lunch isn't

1796
00:37:03,510 --> 00:37:03,520
oh not you as well pope and lunch isn't
 

1797
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,430
oh not you as well pope and lunch isn't
until two o'clock you and there's one or

1798
00:37:05,430 --> 00:37:05,440
until two o'clock you and there's one or
 

1799
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,950
until two o'clock you and there's one or
worse than children

1800
00:37:06,950 --> 00:37:06,960
worse than children
 

1801
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,950
worse than children
i'm too old to help

1802
00:37:08,950 --> 00:37:08,960
i'm too old to help
 

1803
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,109
i'm too old to help
that you're talking about oppai well the

1804
00:37:11,109 --> 00:37:11,119
that you're talking about oppai well the
 

1805
00:37:11,119 --> 00:37:13,030
that you're talking about oppai well the
only present that chester might need i

1806
00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:13,040
only present that chester might need i
 

1807
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,790
only present that chester might need i
can't give him

1808
00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:14,800
can't give him
 

1809
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,710
can't give him
it says here you got to be under 40 to

1810
00:37:16,710 --> 00:37:16,720
it says here you got to be under 40 to
 

1811
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:19,349
it says here you got to be under 40 to
be a donor look

1812
00:37:19,349 --> 00:37:19,359
be a donor look
 

1813
00:37:19,359 --> 00:37:21,270
be a donor look
how to become a bone marrow donor and

1814
00:37:21,270 --> 00:37:21,280
how to become a bone marrow donor and
 

1815
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,950
how to become a bone marrow donor and
save a life

1816
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:22,960
save a life
 

1817
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,390
save a life
huh

1818
00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:24,400
huh
 

1819
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,950
huh
surely chester is not that ill poop eh

1820
00:37:26,950 --> 00:37:26,960
surely chester is not that ill poop eh
 

1821
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,630
surely chester is not that ill poop eh
no but there are plenty of black kids

1822
00:37:28,630 --> 00:37:28,640
no but there are plenty of black kids
 

1823
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,030
no but there are plenty of black kids
who are and it says there that your best

1824
00:37:31,030 --> 00:37:31,040
who are and it says there that your best
 

1825
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,710
who are and it says there that your best
chance of finding a perfect match is

1826
00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:32,720
chance of finding a perfect match is
 

1827
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,630
chance of finding a perfect match is
from within your own family or your own

1828
00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:34,640
from within your own family or your own
 

1829
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,870
from within your own family or your own
ethnic group but for some reason not a

1830
00:37:36,870 --> 00:37:36,880
ethnic group but for some reason not a
 

1831
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,790
ethnic group but for some reason not a
lot of black people volunteer

1832
00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:38,800
lot of black people volunteer
 

1833
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,230
lot of black people volunteer
oh

1834
00:37:40,230 --> 00:37:40,240
oh
 

1835
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,390
oh
oh poor pie

1836
00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:42,400
oh poor pie
 

1837
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:47,430
oh poor pie
you shouldn't have i didn't

1838
00:37:47,430 --> 00:37:47,440

 

1839
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,829

you got me yours first and then i'll do

1840
00:37:48,829 --> 00:37:48,839
you got me yours first and then i'll do
 

1841
00:37:48,839 --> 00:37:50,710
you got me yours first and then i'll do
mine are you having yours first no you

1842
00:37:50,710 --> 00:37:50,720
mine are you having yours first no you
 

1843
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,069
mine are you having yours first no you
first no

1844
00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:52,079
first no
 

1845
00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:55,589
first no
all right then i'll open bed

1846
00:37:55,589 --> 00:37:55,599

 

1847
00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:57,990

alex yes squiggy

1848
00:37:57,990 --> 00:37:58,000
alex yes squiggy
 

1849
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,910
alex yes squiggy
i'm glad i'm with you

1850
00:37:59,910 --> 00:37:59,920
i'm glad i'm with you
 

1851
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,270
i'm glad i'm with you
what are you trying to say gloria

1852
00:38:01,270 --> 00:38:01,280
what are you trying to say gloria
 

1853
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:05,829
what are you trying to say gloria
nothing just shut up your prison

1854
00:38:05,829 --> 00:38:05,839

 

1855
00:38:05,839 --> 00:38:06,790

alex anybody would think you're

1856
00:38:06,790 --> 00:38:06,800
alex anybody would think you're
 

1857
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,390
alex anybody would think you're
diffusing a bomb tear the people not the

1858
00:38:08,390 --> 00:38:08,400
diffusing a bomb tear the people not the
 

1859
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:13,190
diffusing a bomb tear the people not the
area

1860
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:13,200

 

1861
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,589

oh is it the same one

1862
00:38:15,589 --> 00:38:15,599
oh is it the same one
 

1863
00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:17,190
oh is it the same one
yep you went all the way back to the

1864
00:38:17,190 --> 00:38:17,200
yep you went all the way back to the
 

1865
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,109
yep you went all the way back to the
shop oh it must have cost you a fortune

1866
00:38:19,109 --> 00:38:19,119
shop oh it must have cost you a fortune
 

1867
00:38:19,119 --> 00:38:20,550
shop oh it must have cost you a fortune
just getting there and back what'd you

1868
00:38:20,550 --> 00:38:20,560
just getting there and back what'd you
 

1869
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,990
just getting there and back what'd you
guys standing around dad's shop dressed

1870
00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:22,000
guys standing around dad's shop dressed
 

1871
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,710
guys standing around dad's shop dressed
as an elf all day oh squiggy do you like

1872
00:38:24,710 --> 00:38:24,720
as an elf all day oh squiggy do you like
 

1873
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,150
as an elf all day oh squiggy do you like
it then oh i love it gloria it's

1874
00:38:26,150 --> 00:38:26,160
it then oh i love it gloria it's
 

1875
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,390
it then oh i love it gloria it's
beautiful

1876
00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:28,400
beautiful
 

1877
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,750
beautiful
good

1878
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:29,760
good
 

1879
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,510
good
oh thanks look your turn what do you

1880
00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:31,520
oh thanks look your turn what do you
 

1881
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,349
oh thanks look your turn what do you
think i've forgotten

1882
00:38:33,349 --> 00:38:33,359
think i've forgotten
 

1883
00:38:33,359 --> 00:38:34,950
think i've forgotten
give it here

1884
00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:34,960
give it here
 

1885
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,190
give it here
what on earth is in this box open it and

1886
00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:37,200
what on earth is in this box open it and
 

1887
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:44,790
what on earth is in this box open it and
see

1888
00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:44,800

 

1889
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,390

look it's got light at the front so you

1890
00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:46,400
look it's got light at the front so you
 

1891
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,950
look it's got light at the front so you
can see where you're hoovering has it

1892
00:38:48,950 --> 00:38:48,960
can see where you're hoovering has it
 

1893
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,430
can see where you're hoovering has it
should i plug it in for you

1894
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:51,440
should i plug it in for you
 

1895
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,069
should i plug it in for you
what you can do

1896
00:38:54,069 --> 00:38:54,079
what you can do
 

1897
00:38:54,079 --> 00:38:56,069
what you can do
here take it for a test run i spent

1898
00:38:56,069 --> 00:38:56,079
here take it for a test run i spent
 

1899
00:38:56,079 --> 00:38:57,990
here take it for a test run i spent
weeks looking for this they're very rare

1900
00:38:57,990 --> 00:38:58,000
weeks looking for this they're very rare
 

1901
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:58,790
weeks looking for this they're very rare
you know

1902
00:38:58,790 --> 00:38:58,800
you know
 

1903
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,230
you know
they don't make them like that anymore

1904
00:39:00,230 --> 00:39:00,240
they don't make them like that anymore
 

1905
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,550
they don't make them like that anymore
do they

1906
00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:02,560
do they
 

1907
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,190
do they
you hate it don't you yes

1908
00:39:04,190 --> 00:39:04,200
you hate it don't you yes
 

1909
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,589
you hate it don't you yes
[Laughter]

1910
00:39:05,589 --> 00:39:05,599
[Laughter]
 

1911
00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:08,470
[Laughter]
but it's a classic design oh really so

1912
00:39:08,470 --> 00:39:08,480
but it's a classic design oh really so
 

1913
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,150
but it's a classic design oh really so
next year i can look forward to a can of

1914
00:39:10,150 --> 00:39:10,160
next year i can look forward to a can of
 

1915
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,190
next year i can look forward to a can of
coke can i

1916
00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:13,200

 

1917
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,030

pretend to like it

1918
00:39:15,030 --> 00:39:15,040
pretend to like it
 

1919
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,670
pretend to like it
why oh gloria listen you bought that for

1920
00:39:17,670 --> 00:39:17,680
why oh gloria listen you bought that for
 

1921
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,109
why oh gloria listen you bought that for
yourself you didn't bother for me what

1922
00:39:19,109 --> 00:39:19,119
yourself you didn't bother for me what
 

1923
00:39:19,119 --> 00:39:21,510
yourself you didn't bother for me what
did i say to you i really want a

1924
00:39:21,510 --> 00:39:21,520
did i say to you i really want a
 

1925
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,190
did i say to you i really want a
buttered old 1960s rec my vacuum cleaner

1926
00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:25,200
buttered old 1960s rec my vacuum cleaner
 

1927
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,870
buttered old 1960s rec my vacuum cleaner
when we went to the household classics

1928
00:39:26,870 --> 00:39:26,880
when we went to the household classics
 

1929
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,550
when we went to the household classics
exhibition in knightsbridge

1930
00:39:28,550 --> 00:39:28,560
exhibition in knightsbridge
 

1931
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,390
exhibition in knightsbridge
yeah well i might have but i didn't say

1932
00:39:30,390 --> 00:39:30,400
yeah well i might have but i didn't say
 

1933
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,870
yeah well i might have but i didn't say
i had to have one blimey thank god we

1934
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:32,880
i had to have one blimey thank god we
 

1935
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:37,670
i had to have one blimey thank god we
didn't decide to go to the zoo that day

1936
00:39:37,670 --> 00:39:37,680

 

1937
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,430

all right should i carry it back

1938
00:39:39,430 --> 00:39:39,440
all right should i carry it back
 

1939
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,670
all right should i carry it back
will they have it back

1940
00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:41,680
will they have it back
 

1941
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,109
will they have it back
look what i honestly thought you'd like

1942
00:39:43,109 --> 00:39:43,119
look what i honestly thought you'd like
 

1943
00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:45,109
look what i honestly thought you'd like
it listen no what way you put it alex

1944
00:39:45,109 --> 00:39:45,119
it listen no what way you put it alex
 

1945
00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:47,349
it listen no what way you put it alex
that is a vacuum cleaner for cleaning

1946
00:39:47,349 --> 00:39:47,359
that is a vacuum cleaner for cleaning
 

1947
00:39:47,359 --> 00:39:48,870
that is a vacuum cleaner for cleaning
you bought me something for my christmas

1948
00:39:48,870 --> 00:39:48,880
you bought me something for my christmas
 

1949
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,870
you bought me something for my christmas
present to clean the flat out with it's

1950
00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:50,880
present to clean the flat out with it's
 

1951
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,870
present to clean the flat out with it's
an antique it's a hoof

1952
00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:54,880

 

1953
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,990

all right i'll carry it back and get a

1954
00:39:55,990 --> 00:39:56,000
all right i'll carry it back and get a
 

1955
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,109
all right i'll carry it back and get a
refund

1956
00:39:59,109 --> 00:39:59,119

 

1957
00:39:59,119 --> 00:40:01,349

it works doesn't it i'll plug it in and

1958
00:40:01,349 --> 00:40:01,359
it works doesn't it i'll plug it in and
 

1959
00:40:01,359 --> 00:40:07,349
it works doesn't it i'll plug it in and
get the flat once over shall i

1960
00:40:07,349 --> 00:40:07,359

 

1961
00:40:07,359 --> 00:40:11,890

oh shame i got my penny never mind

1962
00:40:11,890 --> 00:40:11,900

 

1963
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:15,980

[Music]

1964
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:15,990

 

1965
00:40:15,990 --> 00:40:21,589

[Laughter]

1966
00:40:21,589 --> 00:40:21,599
[Laughter]
 

1967
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:25,510
[Laughter]
merry christmas mandy

1968
00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:25,520

 

1969
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,190

merry christmas michael

1970
00:40:29,190 --> 00:40:29,200

 

1971
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,270

merry christmas mandy

1972
00:40:33,270 --> 00:40:33,280

 

1973
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,069

merry christmas michael

1974
00:40:36,069 --> 00:40:36,079
merry christmas michael
 

1975
00:40:36,079 --> 00:40:40,870
merry christmas michael
come on

1976
00:40:40,870 --> 00:40:40,880

 

1977
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,069

breakfast eggs toast coffee juice the

1978
00:40:44,069 --> 00:40:44,079
breakfast eggs toast coffee juice the
 

1979
00:40:44,079 --> 00:40:46,069
breakfast eggs toast coffee juice the
full whack and the bottle of shampoos to

1980
00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:46,079
full whack and the bottle of shampoos to
 

1981
00:40:46,079 --> 00:40:47,750
full whack and the bottle of shampoos to
wash it all down with that ought to

1982
00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:47,760
wash it all down with that ought to
 

1983
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,150
wash it all down with that ought to
sustain you until grubber oh lovely

1984
00:40:50,150 --> 00:40:50,160
sustain you until grubber oh lovely
 

1985
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,430
sustain you until grubber oh lovely
mommy isn't this lovely michael

1986
00:40:53,430 --> 00:40:53,440
mommy isn't this lovely michael
 

1987
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,349
mommy isn't this lovely michael
who don't look so worried michael it's

1988
00:40:55,349 --> 00:40:55,359
who don't look so worried michael it's
 

1989
00:40:55,359 --> 00:40:57,270
who don't look so worried michael it's
just another moss grove tradition all

1990
00:40:57,270 --> 00:40:57,280
just another moss grove tradition all
 

1991
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,950
just another moss grove tradition all
stems from the time when mandy here used

1992
00:40:58,950 --> 00:40:58,960
stems from the time when mandy here used
 

1993
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,790
stems from the time when mandy here used
to come bounding into our room at six in

1994
00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:00,800
to come bounding into our room at six in
 

1995
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,829
to come bounding into our room at six in
the morning

1996
00:41:01,829 --> 00:41:01,839
the morning
 

1997
00:41:01,839 --> 00:41:03,510
the morning
now you'll think it's rather fun to do

1998
00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:03,520
now you'll think it's rather fun to do
 

1999
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:07,829
now you'll think it's rather fun to do
the same to her

2000
00:41:07,829 --> 00:41:07,839

 

2001
00:41:07,839 --> 00:41:09,750

well we've got our stockings where are

2002
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:09,760
well we've got our stockings where are
 

2003
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:14,460
well we've got our stockings where are
yours stockings

2004
00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:14,470

 

2005
00:41:14,470 --> 00:41:22,790

[Applause]

2006
00:41:22,790 --> 00:41:22,800

 

2007
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,870

from father christmas probably opening

2008
00:41:24,870 --> 00:41:24,880
from father christmas probably opening
 

2009
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,950
from father christmas probably opening
them now well now's as good a time as

2010
00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:26,960
them now well now's as good a time as
 

2011
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,670
them now well now's as good a time as
any don't you think oh robert i

2012
00:41:29,670 --> 00:41:29,680
any don't you think oh robert i
 

2013
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,589
any don't you think oh robert i
completely forgot to unlock bumble's

2014
00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:31,599
completely forgot to unlock bumble's
 

2015
00:41:31,599 --> 00:41:34,309
completely forgot to unlock bumble's
door oh you've got a dog an elder sister

2016
00:41:34,309 --> 00:41:34,319
door oh you've got a dog an elder sister
 

2017
00:41:34,319 --> 00:41:36,710
door oh you've got a dog an elder sister
she's sleepwalking

2018
00:41:36,710 --> 00:41:36,720
she's sleepwalking
 

2019
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,630
she's sleepwalking
never even heard of it she's always wide

2020
00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:38,640
never even heard of it she's always wide
 

2021
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,069
never even heard of it she's always wide
awake

2022
00:41:40,069 --> 00:41:40,079
awake
 

2023
00:41:40,079 --> 00:41:43,510
awake
well i'm not getting alone

2024
00:41:43,510 --> 00:41:43,520

 

2025
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,430

don't stop without us we'll be back in a

2026
00:41:45,430 --> 00:41:45,440
don't stop without us we'll be back in a
 

2027
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,790
don't stop without us we'll be back in a
pic

2028
00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:46,800
pic
 

2029
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,550
pic
merry christmas mike

2030
00:41:48,550 --> 00:41:48,560
merry christmas mike
 

2031
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,230
merry christmas mike
no man look i'd like to get my clothes

2032
00:41:50,230 --> 00:41:50,240
no man look i'd like to get my clothes
 

2033
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,990
no man look i'd like to get my clothes
on before you before your mother and

2034
00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:52,000
on before you before your mother and
 

2035
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,510
on before you before your mother and
father get back oh obviously michael

2036
00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:53,520
father get back oh obviously michael
 

2037
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:59,109
father get back oh obviously michael
they don't mind yes but i do

2038
00:41:59,109 --> 00:41:59,119

 

2039
00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:01,750

typical musgrave christmas ready

2040
00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:01,760
typical musgrave christmas ready
 

2041
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,069
typical musgrave christmas ready
bathroom full of silly women doing their

2042
00:42:04,069 --> 00:42:04,079
bathroom full of silly women doing their
 

2043
00:42:04,079 --> 00:42:05,510
bathroom full of silly women doing their
silly hair

2044
00:42:05,510 --> 00:42:05,520
silly hair
 

2045
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,309
silly hair
you don't mind do you

2046
00:42:08,309 --> 00:42:08,319
you don't mind do you
 

2047
00:42:08,319 --> 00:42:11,750
you don't mind do you
did daddy let you out on bumble god no i

2048
00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:11,760
did daddy let you out on bumble god no i
 

2049
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,670
did daddy let you out on bumble god no i
let myself out

2050
00:42:13,670 --> 00:42:13,680
let myself out
 

2051
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,990
let myself out
didn't take me two seconds to crack that

2052
00:42:15,990 --> 00:42:16,000
didn't take me two seconds to crack that
 

2053
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,109
didn't take me two seconds to crack that
lock absolute child's play when are they

2054
00:42:19,109 --> 00:42:19,119
lock absolute child's play when are they
 

2055
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:22,790
lock absolute child's play when are they
going to find me a real challenge

2056
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:22,800
going to find me a real challenge
 

2057
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,550
going to find me a real challenge
our bumble used to be an escapologist

2058
00:42:24,550 --> 00:42:24,560
our bumble used to be an escapologist
 

2059
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,950
our bumble used to be an escapologist
michael she's toured all over the world

2060
00:42:26,950 --> 00:42:26,960
michael she's toured all over the world
 

2061
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:31,190
michael she's toured all over the world
haven't you on bumble

2062
00:42:31,190 --> 00:42:31,200

 

2063
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,550

all over

2064
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:32,560
all over
 

2065
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,390
all over
oh such stories

2066
00:42:34,390 --> 00:42:34,400
oh such stories
 

2067
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,109
oh such stories
such wonderful stories

2068
00:42:37,109 --> 00:42:37,119
such wonderful stories
 

2069
00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:40,950
such wonderful stories
i'll tell them all to you one day

2070
00:42:40,950 --> 00:42:40,960
i'll tell them all to you one day
 

2071
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,069
i'll tell them all to you one day
oh

2072
00:42:42,069 --> 00:42:42,079
oh
 

2073
00:42:42,079 --> 00:42:43,990
oh
i look forward to hearing them such

2074
00:42:43,990 --> 00:42:44,000
i look forward to hearing them such
 

2075
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,510
i look forward to hearing them such
stories

2076
00:42:47,510 --> 00:42:47,520

 

2077
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:53,750

you can't remember any of them

2078
00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:53,760

 

2079
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,309

clearly yes michael

2080
00:42:56,309 --> 00:42:56,319
clearly yes michael
 

2081
00:42:56,319 --> 00:42:59,510
clearly yes michael
is it always like this at christmas yes

2082
00:42:59,510 --> 00:42:59,520
is it always like this at christmas yes
 

2083
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:03,670
is it always like this at christmas yes
merry christmas michael

2084
00:43:03,670 --> 00:43:03,680

 

2085
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:15,109

merry christmas mandy

2086
00:43:15,109 --> 00:43:15,119

 

2087
00:43:15,119 --> 00:43:16,870

just to call you

2088
00:43:16,870 --> 00:43:16,880
just to call you
 

2089
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,430
just to call you
yes i'm sorry we were a bit late

2090
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:19,440
yes i'm sorry we were a bit late
 

2091
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,430
yes i'm sorry we were a bit late
we spoke earlier in the week

2092
00:43:21,430 --> 00:43:21,440
we spoke earlier in the week
 

2093
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,589
we spoke earlier in the week
i'm shirley ambrose my husband desmond

2094
00:43:23,589 --> 00:43:23,599
i'm shirley ambrose my husband desmond
 

2095
00:43:23,599 --> 00:43:26,390
i'm shirley ambrose my husband desmond
of course mrs ambrose your friends have

2096
00:43:26,390 --> 00:43:26,400
of course mrs ambrose your friends have
 

2097
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,470
of course mrs ambrose your friends have
already arrived if you'd like to follow

2098
00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:28,480
already arrived if you'd like to follow
 

2099
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:34,230
already arrived if you'd like to follow
me

2100
00:43:34,230 --> 00:43:34,240

 

2101
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,790

mrs box sends her apologies she's sorry

2102
00:43:36,790 --> 00:43:36,800
mrs box sends her apologies she's sorry
 

2103
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,390
mrs box sends her apologies she's sorry
she missed you she's had to go and pick

2104
00:43:38,390 --> 00:43:38,400
she missed you she's had to go and pick
 

2105
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,870
she missed you she's had to go and pick
up her daughter meredith is it

2106
00:43:40,870 --> 00:43:40,880
up her daughter meredith is it
 

2107
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:52,309
up her daughter meredith is it
she said she'd give you a ring

2108
00:43:52,309 --> 00:43:52,319

 

2109
00:43:52,319 --> 00:43:54,150

chocolate that's another five pence you

2110
00:43:54,150 --> 00:43:54,160
chocolate that's another five pence you
 

2111
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,589
chocolate that's another five pence you
owe me

2112
00:43:55,589 --> 00:43:55,599
owe me
 

2113
00:43:55,599 --> 00:44:03,349
owe me
chester give christopher his money back

2114
00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:03,359

 

2115
00:44:03,359 --> 00:44:05,430

you have some visitors chester

2116
00:44:05,430 --> 00:44:05,440
you have some visitors chester
 

2117
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,589
you have some visitors chester
mr and mrs ambrose have come to see you

2118
00:44:07,589 --> 00:44:07,599
mr and mrs ambrose have come to see you
 

2119
00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:09,829
mr and mrs ambrose have come to see you
what they bought me

2120
00:44:09,829 --> 00:44:09,839
what they bought me
 

2121
00:44:09,839 --> 00:44:11,829
what they bought me
the dog's still working

2122
00:44:11,829 --> 00:44:11,839
the dog's still working
 

2123
00:44:11,839 --> 00:44:13,829
the dog's still working
i didn't know you were coming but it's

2124
00:44:13,829 --> 00:44:13,839
i didn't know you were coming but it's
 

2125
00:44:13,839 --> 00:44:15,910
i didn't know you were coming but it's
called a surprise visit

2126
00:44:15,910 --> 00:44:15,920
called a surprise visit
 

2127
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,950
called a surprise visit
merry christmas

2128
00:44:18,950 --> 00:44:18,960

 

2129
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,349

can i open it well it is christmas day

2130
00:44:21,349 --> 00:44:21,359
can i open it well it is christmas day
 

2131
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:22,870
can i open it well it is christmas day
and i can't think of a better time to

2132
00:44:22,870 --> 00:44:22,880
and i can't think of a better time to
 

2133
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,390
and i can't think of a better time to
open a christmas present you're very

2134
00:44:24,390 --> 00:44:24,400
open a christmas present you're very
 

2135
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,390
open a christmas present you're very
lucky yesterday i've been up since our

2136
00:44:26,390 --> 00:44:26,400
lucky yesterday i've been up since our
 

2137
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:31,030
lucky yesterday i've been up since our
past six and haven't seen my present yet

2138
00:44:31,030 --> 00:44:31,040

 

2139
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,990

brilliant electronic battleships thank

2140
00:44:33,990 --> 00:44:34,000
brilliant electronic battleships thank
 

2141
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,309
brilliant electronic battleships thank
you how long are you staying i

2142
00:44:36,309 --> 00:44:36,319
you how long are you staying i
 

2143
00:44:36,319 --> 00:44:38,390
you how long are you staying i
understand you want to go

2144
00:44:38,390 --> 00:44:38,400
understand you want to go
 

2145
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:45,109
understand you want to go
there

2146
00:44:45,109 --> 00:44:45,119

 

2147
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:46,730

listen everybody

2148
00:44:46,730 --> 00:44:46,740
listen everybody
 

2149
00:44:46,740 --> 00:44:50,190
listen everybody
[Music]

2150
00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:50,200
[Music]
 

2151
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:50,780
[Music]
[Applause]

2152
00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:50,790
[Applause]
 

2153
00:44:50,790 --> 00:44:52,630
[Applause]
[Music]

2154
00:44:52,630 --> 00:44:52,640
[Music]
 

2155
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,190
[Music]
mr and mrs ambrose have arranged a

2156
00:44:55,190 --> 00:44:55,200
mr and mrs ambrose have arranged a
 

2157
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,390
mr and mrs ambrose have arranged a
surprise for you they have two friends

2158
00:44:58,390 --> 00:44:58,400
surprise for you they have two friends
 

2159
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,150
surprise for you they have two friends
they'd like you to meet

2160
00:45:00,150 --> 00:45:00,160
they'd like you to meet
 

2161
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,230
they'd like you to meet
and you'll have to shout

2162
00:45:02,230 --> 00:45:02,240
and you'll have to shout
 

2163
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,390
and you'll have to shout
because my two friends are coming from

2164
00:45:04,390 --> 00:45:04,400
because my two friends are coming from
 

2165
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,829
because my two friends are coming from
quite a long way away and to get here

2166
00:45:07,829 --> 00:45:07,839
quite a long way away and to get here
 

2167
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:09,270
quite a long way away and to get here
they're going to have to follow the

2168
00:45:09,270 --> 00:45:09,280
they're going to have to follow the
 

2169
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,670
they're going to have to follow the
sound of your voices

2170
00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:11,680
sound of your voices
 

2171
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,069
sound of your voices
so what shall we show

2172
00:45:14,069 --> 00:45:14,079
so what shall we show
 

2173
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:15,349
so what shall we show
shout

2174
00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:15,359
shout
 

2175
00:45:15,359 --> 00:45:20,870
shout
we want father christmas

2176
00:45:20,870 --> 00:45:20,880

 

2177
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,910

no no no no i believe in sending a good

2178
00:45:23,910 --> 00:45:23,920
no no no no i believe in sending a good
 

2179
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,750
no no no no i believe in sending a good
example uh to the younger generation

2180
00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:27,760
example uh to the younger generation
 

2181
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:34,400
example uh to the younger generation
i want my presence

2182
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:34,410

 

2183
00:45:34,410 --> 00:45:37,990

[Applause]

2184
00:45:37,990 --> 00:45:38,000

 

2185
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,750

yes

2186
00:45:41,750 --> 00:45:41,760

 

2187
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,490

[Applause]

2188
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:43,500
[Applause]
 

2189
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:44,080
[Applause]
[Music]

2190
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:44,090
[Music]
 

2191
00:45:44,090 --> 00:45:46,900
[Music]
[Applause]

2192
00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:46,910
[Applause]
 

2193
00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:48,420
[Applause]
[Music]

2194
00:45:48,420 --> 00:45:48,430
[Music]
 

2195
00:45:48,430 --> 00:45:55,860
[Music]
[Applause]

2196
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:55,870

 

2197
00:45:55,870 --> 00:45:58,790

[Applause]

2198
00:45:58,790 --> 00:45:58,800
[Applause]
 

2199
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,030
[Applause]
christmas where's your friend boom boom

2200
00:46:01,030 --> 00:46:01,040
christmas where's your friend boom boom
 

2201
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,109
christmas where's your friend boom boom
sally boom boom sonny

2202
00:46:03,109 --> 00:46:03,119
sally boom boom sonny
 

2203
00:46:03,119 --> 00:46:04,390
sally boom boom sonny
i think they weren't shouting loud

2204
00:46:04,390 --> 00:46:04,400
i think they weren't shouting loud
 

2205
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,470
i think they weren't shouting loud
enough for him to hear i mean he must be

2206
00:46:06,470 --> 00:46:06,480
enough for him to hear i mean he must be
 

2207
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,550
enough for him to hear i mean he must be
still asleep on his hammock

2208
00:46:08,550 --> 00:46:08,560
still asleep on his hammock
 

2209
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,190
still asleep on his hammock
diana is a long way from tatam you know

2210
00:46:11,190 --> 00:46:11,200
diana is a long way from tatam you know
 

2211
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,470
diana is a long way from tatam you know
you see boys

2212
00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:12,480
you see boys
 

2213
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,710
you see boys
we come from guyana which is thousands

2214
00:46:14,710 --> 00:46:14,720
we come from guyana which is thousands
 

2215
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,950
we come from guyana which is thousands
of miles away on the north coast of

2216
00:46:16,950 --> 00:46:16,960
of miles away on the north coast of
 

2217
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,510
of miles away on the north coast of
south america and every christmas boom

2218
00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:19,520
south america and every christmas boom
 

2219
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,510
south america and every christmas boom
boom sally leads the masquerade

2220
00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:21,520
boom sally leads the masquerade
 

2221
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,430
boom sally leads the masquerade
procession through the streets because

2222
00:46:23,430 --> 00:46:23,440
procession through the streets because
 

2223
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,670
procession through the streets because
it's hot and sunny there even on

2224
00:46:25,670 --> 00:46:25,680
it's hot and sunny there even on
 

2225
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,230
it's hot and sunny there even on
christmas day and everybody follows him

2226
00:46:28,230 --> 00:46:28,240
christmas day and everybody follows him
 

2227
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:31,030
christmas day and everybody follows him
singing and dancing so you better shout

2228
00:46:31,030 --> 00:46:31,040
singing and dancing so you better shout
 

2229
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,270
singing and dancing so you better shout
again and this time maybe you should

2230
00:46:33,270 --> 00:46:33,280
again and this time maybe you should
 

2231
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,910
again and this time maybe you should
shout his name boom boom sally

2232
00:46:35,910 --> 00:46:35,920
shout his name boom boom sally
 

2233
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,520
shout his name boom boom sally
one two three

2234
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:39,530
one two three
 

2235
00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:42,780
one two three
[Applause]

2236
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:42,790
[Applause]
 

2237
00:46:42,790 --> 00:46:44,590
[Applause]
[Music]

2238
00:46:44,590 --> 00:46:44,600
[Music]
 

2239
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:55,030
[Music]
[Applause]

2240
00:46:55,030 --> 00:46:55,040

 

2241
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,870

you mean granny plush head secret recipe

2242
00:46:58,870 --> 00:46:58,880
you mean granny plush head secret recipe
 

2243
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,190
you mean granny plush head secret recipe
don't tell me you left it in guyana

2244
00:47:01,190 --> 00:47:01,200
don't tell me you left it in guyana
 

2245
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,030
don't tell me you left it in guyana
no no no i see no

2246
00:47:03,030 --> 00:47:03,040
no no no i see no
 

2247
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:03,829
no no no i see no
see

2248
00:47:03,829 --> 00:47:03,839
see
 

2249
00:47:03,839 --> 00:47:06,890
see
who wants something

2250
00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:06,900
who wants something
 

2251
00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:13,190
who wants something
[Music]

2252
00:47:13,190 --> 00:47:13,200

 

2253
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,670

i've just come to say thank you

2254
00:47:15,670 --> 00:47:15,680
i've just come to say thank you
 

2255
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,670
i've just come to say thank you
this is a lovely start to our christmas

2256
00:47:17,670 --> 00:47:17,680
this is a lovely start to our christmas
 

2257
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,069
this is a lovely start to our christmas
day well it's just nice to see such

2258
00:47:20,069 --> 00:47:20,079
day well it's just nice to see such
 

2259
00:47:20,079 --> 00:47:21,750
day well it's just nice to see such
happy faces

2260
00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:21,760
happy faces
 

2261
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,470
happy faces
it can't really be much fun

2262
00:47:24,470 --> 00:47:24,480
it can't really be much fun
 

2263
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,630
it can't really be much fun
kids never cease to amaze me

2264
00:47:26,630 --> 00:47:26,640
kids never cease to amaze me
 

2265
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,109
kids never cease to amaze me
they always make the best of it

2266
00:47:29,109 --> 00:47:29,119
they always make the best of it
 

2267
00:47:29,119 --> 00:47:31,589
they always make the best of it
sister i wanted to ask you about chester

2268
00:47:31,589 --> 00:47:31,599
sister i wanted to ask you about chester
 

2269
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:33,109
sister i wanted to ask you about chester
he looked so well i can't believe

2270
00:47:33,109 --> 00:47:33,119
he looked so well i can't believe
 

2271
00:47:33,119 --> 00:47:35,030
he looked so well i can't believe
there's anything wrong with him well

2272
00:47:35,030 --> 00:47:35,040
there's anything wrong with him well
 

2273
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,270
there's anything wrong with him well
that's part of the problem with leukemia

2274
00:47:37,270 --> 00:47:37,280
that's part of the problem with leukemia
 

2275
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,670
that's part of the problem with leukemia
it's so deceptive in its early stages

2276
00:47:39,670 --> 00:47:39,680
it's so deceptive in its early stages
 

2277
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,430
it's so deceptive in its early stages
thankfully for most of the kids her

2278
00:47:41,430 --> 00:47:41,440
thankfully for most of the kids her
 

2279
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,750
thankfully for most of the kids her
course of chemotherapy usually puts the

2280
00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:43,760
course of chemotherapy usually puts the
 

2281
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,750
course of chemotherapy usually puts the
disease into remission

2282
00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:45,760
disease into remission
 

2283
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,670
disease into remission
so um do you think chester will need a

2284
00:47:47,670 --> 00:47:47,680
so um do you think chester will need a
 

2285
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,230
so um do you think chester will need a
bone marrow transplant as a last resort

2286
00:47:50,230 --> 00:47:50,240
bone marrow transplant as a last resort
 

2287
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,349
bone marrow transplant as a last resort
maybe

2288
00:47:51,349 --> 00:47:51,359
maybe
 

2289
00:47:51,359 --> 00:47:53,430
maybe
but i have a feeling that little boy is

2290
00:47:53,430 --> 00:47:53,440
but i have a feeling that little boy is
 

2291
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,589
but i have a feeling that little boy is
going to be around for a long time to

2292
00:47:55,589 --> 00:47:55,599
going to be around for a long time to
 

2293
00:47:55,599 --> 00:47:56,549
going to be around for a long time to
come

2294
00:47:56,549 --> 00:47:56,559
come
 

2295
00:47:56,559 --> 00:47:58,309
come
yeah if you're looking for a donor do

2296
00:47:58,309 --> 00:47:58,319
yeah if you're looking for a donor do
 

2297
00:47:58,319 --> 00:47:59,829
yeah if you're looking for a donor do
you a good deal

2298
00:47:59,829 --> 00:47:59,839
you a good deal
 

2299
00:47:59,839 --> 00:48:01,190
you a good deal
i've got over a million healthy

2300
00:48:01,190 --> 00:48:01,200
i've got over a million healthy
 

2301
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,109
i've got over a million healthy
well-behaved little church one of which

2302
00:48:03,109 --> 00:48:03,119
well-behaved little church one of which
 

2303
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:04,390
well-behaved little church one of which
i'm sure is about to be chester

2304
00:48:04,390 --> 00:48:04,400
i'm sure is about to be chester
 

2305
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,069
i'm sure is about to be chester
compatible

2306
00:48:06,069 --> 00:48:06,079
compatible
 

2307
00:48:06,079 --> 00:48:08,069
compatible
and funny it was as easy as that yeah i

2308
00:48:08,069 --> 00:48:08,079
and funny it was as easy as that yeah i
 

2309
00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:09,670
and funny it was as easy as that yeah i
know it's not is it sort of poster you

2310
00:48:09,670 --> 00:48:09,680
know it's not is it sort of poster you
 

2311
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,990
know it's not is it sort of poster you
got outside you see it sure not enough

2312
00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:12,000
got outside you see it sure not enough
 

2313
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,430
got outside you see it sure not enough
black people are giving it up so you can

2314
00:48:13,430 --> 00:48:13,440
black people are giving it up so you can
 

2315
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,030
black people are giving it up so you can
put me down for a blood test straight

2316
00:48:15,030 --> 00:48:15,040
put me down for a blood test straight
 

2317
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,670
put me down for a blood test straight
away lee stanley black bone marrow donor

2318
00:48:17,670 --> 00:48:17,680
away lee stanley black bone marrow donor
 

2319
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,870
away lee stanley black bone marrow donor
number 371 great now if you could just

2320
00:48:20,870 --> 00:48:20,880
number 371 great now if you could just
 

2321
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,589
number 371 great now if you could just
tell a million close friends you'd be in

2322
00:48:23,589 --> 00:48:23,599
tell a million close friends you'd be in
 

2323
00:48:23,599 --> 00:48:26,549
tell a million close friends you'd be in
business my sister i almost forgot

2324
00:48:26,549 --> 00:48:26,559
business my sister i almost forgot
 

2325
00:48:26,559 --> 00:48:31,190
business my sister i almost forgot
this is for you

2326
00:48:31,190 --> 00:48:31,200

 

2327
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,190

i found another delinquent rabbit oh

2328
00:48:33,190 --> 00:48:33,200
i found another delinquent rabbit oh
 

2329
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:37,390
i found another delinquent rabbit oh
yeah you got a warrant for his arrest

2330
00:48:37,390 --> 00:48:37,400

 

2331
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,470

[Music]

2332
00:48:38,470 --> 00:48:38,480
[Music]
 

2333
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,470
[Music]
hey

2334
00:48:40,470 --> 00:48:40,480
hey
 

2335
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,790
hey
merry christmas jester

2336
00:48:42,790 --> 00:48:42,800
merry christmas jester
 

2337
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,990
merry christmas jester
thank you

2338
00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:46,000

 

2339
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,310

merry christmas children

2340
00:48:49,310 --> 00:48:49,320
merry christmas children
 

2341
00:48:49,320 --> 00:49:14,309
merry christmas children
[Applause]

2342
00:49:14,309 --> 00:49:14,319

 

2343
00:49:14,319 --> 00:49:16,400

foreign