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- Did you hear about old Jeff Mouzel? 
- What about him?
- Dead.
- No. How?

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- Fell off Beachy Head.
- Fell off?

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- Yeah.
- Not jumped?
- No.

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- Jeez, that's unlucky.
- I know.

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- What was he doing there? 
- Oh, he always used to go down there.

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You know how people throw themselves off Beachy Head?

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Well, a lot of people throw their wedding rings off when they're getting divorced.

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Jeff, he used to detect on the rocks below the cliff.

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Found hundreds of them there.

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Anyway, he was on his way down and he was wearing this massive cagoule.

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Acted like a sail, caught the wind, blew him off the edge.

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Pity it didn't act like a parachute on the way down.

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Well, apparently it did to a certain extent, but not enough to save him.

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Certainly gave him enough time to contemplate his imminent demise.

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Hang on. Something's happening.

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So Terry was right.

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Bishop didn't want us digging cos he buried his wife down there.

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If that's the case, why did he let us anywhere on his farm?

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- Yeah, they're removing the remains. 
- Body bag?

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Tupperware.

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BEEPING

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- It's still in there. 
- It's rubbish, mate. Leave it.

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It's showing the same reading as the gold I found. I'm not leaving it.

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- So...you were saying you were round at Becky's mum's.
- Yeah.

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Becky wasn't in. She'd gone out with some bloke from work.

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- Becky's mum told you that?
- Yeah, told me with glee. She hates me.

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- Well, what bloke?
- Gay Martin.

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Right.

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- He doesn't sound too much of a threat.
- Jeez, this is deep.

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Whatever this is, it's been in there a long time.

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So, anyway, I phoned, left a message, nothing.

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I think I'm losing her. I think I might have already lost her.

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Look, there, a glint of gold.

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There. Look!

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- I saw a glint of gold there. A coin. 
- Where?
- This side of the hole, look.

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- Fucking pound coin.
- No.

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Fucking pound coin.

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- What's that doing nearly two foot under the ground?
- How old is it?

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- This year's.
- Are you kidding me?

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It's brand new.

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Right, that's it. I've had it.

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What am I even doing? I found my gold.

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- I don't need to be doing this any more.
- What do you mean?
- I'm done.

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- What, detecting? 
- Yeah. That was the last straw.

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- Come on, mate. 
- No. That's it for me.

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Done.

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Andy.

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Andy!

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What about me?

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Hello, Lance. You all right?

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What's going on?

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See the sign?

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- There's no apostrophe in bargains. 
- Pardon?

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Doesn't matter. What are you doing?

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Closing down.

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But I thought, you know, you asked if I could lend you the rent.

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- I didn't say I wouldn't.
- Oh, it was obvious you didn't want to.

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It's probably best we move to where Tony can get a better job

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and make a new start.

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But I was going to, you know, look into my finances

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and I think I can probably help you out with some of it.

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Well, I need all of it or nothing, really.

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Some of it won't help.

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- Well, maybe if I... 
- Bloody hell, Maggie!

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- Do you have to leave stuff everywhere?
- Nearly broke my neck.

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All right, Lance? Come to lend a hand?

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I'm sending the stock back to the warehouse.

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I can get a 50% refund on some things.

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And then I'm putting together gift boxes of assorted stuff.

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- Sort of spiritual survival packs. 
- That was my idea.

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It was Tony's idea.

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Dream catcher, pack of tarot, joss sticks, a few other bits of tat.

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- It's not tat!
- Sorry, not tat, crap.

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- Tony!
- She loves it.

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No, I don't, you bastard.

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- Oi.
- Ow.

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- Want a cup of tea, Lance? 
- Yeah, go on, then.

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- Protein shake, please. 
- Nothing for you.

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It's not a done deal yet, mate.

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Could still be a stay of execution.

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Nothing's been signed. You could still save the shop.

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Me?

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Yeah. Come on, mate.

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Help her out. You can afford it.

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- What do you mean?
- You know.

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Your windfall and all that. Your lottery win.

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Maggie told me.

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- How did she know? 
- She told me ages ago.

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She opened up a letter by mistake, didn't she?

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We've always known. I thought you knew we knew.

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I didn't know you knew.

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Why do you think she's so keen to keep you hanging around?

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Go on.

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If you help us out, we won't have to move.

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I'm not that keen to be going, if I'm honest,

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and you get to see her whenever you want.

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Or have you blown all your winnings on your collections?

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Do you take sugar, Lance? I can't remember.

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Hiya, mate.

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If you get this, just wondering if you're coming down the club

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for this open day thing.

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You're not serious about giving up, are you?

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Give us a call.

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Cheers.

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What time is it?

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Quarter to four.

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- Did you hand out the flyers, Russell?
- I told you I did.

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- All of them?
- Yes, all of them.

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- Louise, do you want to go and check outside?
- Not really, Terry.

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I doubt if there's a queue of people wondering how they get in.

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- Maybe we should open the door. 
- That'll help.

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- Does anyone want their face painted? 
- I'm all right, thanks.

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Hugh?

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No, thank you, Sheila.

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Russell?

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Go on, Russell. Show willing.

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- What can you do? 
- I could make you into a black man.

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- Black...?
- Not really appropriate, love.

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A Chinese man?

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Perhaps we should all get made up as clowns.

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Come on, Russell. Let's stay positive.

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Is this meant to be a fundraiser or a recruitment drive?

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Well, both, really. Primarily a fundraiser.

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Right. How much have we raised so far?

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- All right. Don't be facetious.
- Mm.

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Perhaps we should charge for the tea and coffee.

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- Well, you've got a nerve showing up here.
- I know.

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- I need to explain. 
- I'm not sure we're interested.

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- Look, I was used.
- Yeah, so were we.

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I thought the Antique Researchers were the good guys.

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They told me you were the treasure hunters, stealing their permissions.

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They were just taking the information I was giving them and moving into your land.

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Are you an idiot? You're not able to spot a wanker when you see one?

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Oh, I'm quite capable of spotting a wanker when I see one, Lance.

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- You calling me a wanker? 
- All right, that's enough.

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- Wanker.
- You wanker. 
- Are you?
- No, you are.

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That's enough!

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Look, be that as it may, the damage has been done.

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Well, maybe I can undo some of the damage.

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- You've actually sold it?
- Yep.

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Prove it.

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There.

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I thought we could go away somewhere crap.

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You'll always hold it against me. Whenever we argue,

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you'll bring it up and say I made you give up metal detecting.

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Well, then, let's not argue.

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Good idea.

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Anyway, I won't. I'm done with detecting.

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Look, I found this.

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Wow.

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- What are you going to do with it? 
- It's yours. I want you to have it.

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Thanks.

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What am I going to do with it?

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I thought we could have it melted down, made into a ring.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Are you asking me to...?

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You don't need to do that.

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OK, thanks.

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Well?

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Will you marry me?

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We've split up.

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OK, will you go out with me?

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- Yeah, OK. 
- And then will you marry me?

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Yeah, OK.

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I don't believe you've really given up detecting, though.

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I have. I promise.

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You'll keep going off for secret detecting trips with Lance.

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- Like Brokeback Mountain.
- Oh, please!

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- You'd be lost without your hobby. 
- I'll get a new hobby.

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- Like what?
- Golf.

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- Right.
- Or fishing.
- Brilliant.

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I've come to take you home, Becks. Please come home.

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When you say you've come to take me home,

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how have you come to take me home? You haven't got a car.

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Yeah...all right if we take your car?

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- And you can't drive.
- No.

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All right if you drive?

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You are so gallant.

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Can I have a lift?

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My hero.

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Cheers.

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- Have you seen Maggie?
- Yeah.

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- Did you give her the money?
- No.

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She didn't even remember if I take sugar in my tea.

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Do you?

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Course I do. It's bloody tea.

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All right.

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Oh, my God. It's Bishop.

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- I thought he was banged up. 
- Maybe he escaped.

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Larry?

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Oh, there you are.

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Be careful, he might have a shooter on him.

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- I've been looking for you chaps. 
- Everything all right?

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- Last time I saw you, you had handcuffs on.
- Bloody nightmare.

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- Spent the night in the cells, can you believe it?
- What happened?

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They thought I'd killed someone.

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Found some bones, thought I'd killed my wife.

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- My wife's in Braintree, for God's sake.
- Whose bones were they?

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Dog bones. I mean, you'd think you'd check, wouldn't you,

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before they started arresting people?

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Which brings me to why I'm looking for you.

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- My stupid mutts have disappeared off the face of the planet.
- Really?

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Not a sign, hide nor hair.

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I thought I asked you chaps to keep an eye on them.

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Ah, well, they gave us the slip, Larry.

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Yes, well, I'm not surprised. They're a bit of a handful.

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Keep your eyes peeled, will you?

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Oh, Larry!

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- Everything all right with the farm? 
- Oh, they've all cleared off.

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- Who?
- All of them. Deserted.

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The CID left when they realised there wasn't a murder,

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forensic boys went with them, and then the history chaps,

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the archaeologists, followed soon after.

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So they didn't find anything?

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No, not a sausage.

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So we're free to come and detect on your land, then?

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Well, you are. She's not.

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- Why not?
- I thought you were with the bad chaps. The rogues.

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Oh, no, that's all been sorted now, Larry.

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- She's made amends, She's one of us now.
- Oh, right.

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Oh, jolly good.

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I didn't like them. Threw them off.

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- Wise move.
- Mm. Didn't trust them.

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They reminded me of... what do you call them?

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Simon and Garfunkel.

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Arseholes!

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Anyway, come along and keep your eyes open

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for those hounds, will you?

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- Will do.
- Cheerio.

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Bye.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Hello, mate.

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Why, where are you?

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What is it?

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All right. See you in a bit.

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- Can we stop off at the brewers? 
- Who's there?
- Lance.

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- Here we go!
- And Sophie.

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Super!

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Lance has got something to tell me.

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- And you've got something to tell him.
- What, about us?

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No, that you've given up detecting.

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Oh, yeah, we don't need to... Let's not mention that for the moment.

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I have given up detecting but I think he's going to be upset

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- so I want to break it to him gently. 
- I wish I knew how to quit you.

246
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Shut up.

247
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:37,040
Sophie has grassed up the Antique Researchers to the National Council

248
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for scattering copper nails across our site.

249
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:44,040
The DMDC have been absorbing the disillusioned Antique Researchers

250
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:48,040
and we are now officially affiliated with both the museum

251
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,520
and the university.

252
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:54,440
The police have left Bishop's farm, the MoD have left Bishop's farm

253
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,280
and the archaeologists have left Bishop's farm.

254
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,760
Bishop has been released without charge.

255
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,280
The bones they found were dog's bones

256
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,200
and Bishop's invisible dogs have disappeared.

257
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:09,360
Sorry? His invisible dogs have disappeared?

258
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,000
Yep. Vanished.

259
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,520
Well, that is going to make them doubly hard to find.

260
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,760
- So...
- It's all back on.

261
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,040
- You mean we can...?
- Yeah.

262
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:24,480
Bishop's farm is finally ours and I suggest we start digging here.

263
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,640
I mean, imagine what they've brought up to the surface.

264
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:31,520
- Why were they digging in that field? 
- Site of a previous excavation.

265
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,520
- Did they find anything?
- No.

266
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,520
On neither occasion.

267
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,480
Right. And you still think that's the right place?

268
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,040
Well, it's a good place to start.

269
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,840
On a site that's twice been searched but yielded nothing.

270
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,800
All right, geography degree, where should we be searching?

271
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,760
Well...

272
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:55,280
..if you're talking about a high status royal Saxon ship burial,

273
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,280
it would have been on the highest point of the landscape

274
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:02,240
with clear views of the sea, which is this point here.

275
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,040
But you can't see the sea from Bishop's farm.

276
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,680
You can't now. In Elizabethan times, pine woodlands were planted

277
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,320
which thrive in this naturally acidic soil.

278
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:15,440
But in the 6th and 7th centuries that soil would have meant hardly any native trees at all,

279
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,400
giving clear views all the way to Southy Creek in the east

280
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,560
and the River Crouch in the south.

281
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:24,480
Look, you can't see it now because a lot of this land has been built up

282
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,520
or forested, but clear away all these features

283
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,760
and look at the natural contours. There's a clear passage.

284
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:34,520
They would have sailed the ship up the river to this point here,

285
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taken it out of the water, brought it up the valley

286
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,280
to this point...

287
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,040
here.

288
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,160
What?

289
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,040
No, I mean...

290
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,280
I see what you're saying.

291
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,320
Mm...it's interesting, certainly.

292
00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:00,280
But I'm just worried that, erm...

293
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,560
Well, it's interesting.

294
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,120
So you think this field here?

295
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,800
Yeah, right there.

296
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,920
- Is this still Bishop's land? 
- Yeah. Here.

297
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,520
- Well, we should get right down there.
- Soon as.

298
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,520
- Be there in an hour.
- Yeah.

299
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,520
- I'll give you a lift.
- Cheers.

300
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,520
We'll take the stuff.

301
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,160
This has got to be a first. Woman reads map.

302
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,000
One more time, Becks, and then I'll give up.

303
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,520
It's your fault. You shouldn't have pointed it out.

304
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,600
It's no skin off my nose. You were adamant you had given up detecting.

305
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,040
It's the last time, I promise. We're going find something this time.

306
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,280
- You're going to find it more difficult than you think.
- Why?

307
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,280
- You've sold your detector.
- Bollocks.

308
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,160
What the fuck is that?

309
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,760
Yeah, I know.

310
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,040
No, seriously, what the fuck is that?

311
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,080
Does that say Power Rangers?

312
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,960
- The stickers will peel off. 
- No, leave them. I think they're cool.

313
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,280
- I sold my detector. It's a downgrade.
- Downgrade?

314
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,000
Better off with a paper plate on the end of a stick.

315
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,280
What sort of penetration is that going to give?

316
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,040
It's only going to pick up things that are on the surface.

317
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:23,040
You're better off blindfolding yourself, make it more exciting.

318
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,520
- Luckily, I've brought a spare. 
- Thank God.

319
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:30,240
Yeah, not for you, Green Power Ranger. You've made your own bed.

320
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,040
For you, Becky.

321
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,520
Oh, right. Cheers.

322
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,040
Andy will walk you through the features.

323
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,680
It's a simple enough machine. Not as simple as his divining rod!

324
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,800
Here. See if it works.

325
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,280
"It's morphing time!"

326
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,040
- Got your headphones? 
- Doesn't have a jack.

327
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,520
- Volume?
- No. Just on or off.

328
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,520
Right, well, you're going to be detecting

329
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,520
right at the far end of that field.

330
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,400
Who's this?

331
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,440
Looks like Simon and Garfunkel.

332
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:14,840
Welly, welly, well, well, well. What do we have here?

333
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,080
Piss off, Phil.

334
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,040
Hello. What's this? A new detector?

335
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,040
It's all I need.

336
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:26,040
It's the Fisher Price My First Metal Detector.

337
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,600
Sweet.

338
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,800
Funny.

339
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,520
Why are you here, Phil?

340
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,040
I just came down to tell you, this isn't over.

341
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,000
- Not by a long shot. 
- ALL:
- Shut up, Paul.

342
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,200
This site is too important to be bungled by a bunch of amateurs.

343
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,920
- Bungled?
- Yeah, bungled.

344
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,760
- Because that's all you're capable of doing.
- Bungling.

345
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,040
Yes, you idiot.

346
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:52,520
And when the NCMD find out what a slipshod operation you're running,

347
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,280
we will be reinstated.

348
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:58,640
Oi! Get off my land! I thought I told you two to stay away!

349
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,360
This pathway is a public right of way.

350
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,960
I don't want you on it.

351
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,480
We have a civil right to be on this land. There's nothing you can do.

352
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,600
I'll set the dogs on you.

353
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,520
- What dogs?
- Come on, girls! Come on. Let's be having you!

354
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,600
Come on, after them!

355
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,840
Come on, girlies! Come on, girls! Come on.

356
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,360
- DOGS BARK 
- Let's be having you.

357
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,880
Go on, after them! After them!

358
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,920
Go on, that's it. Good girls.

359
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,040
Good girl. Come here.

360
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,440
Good girls. Lovely girl. Well done.

361
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,040
Public right of way, my arse.

362
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,480
I'll say who can come on to my farm or not.

363
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,920
- Thanks, Mr Bishop.
- Larry.

364
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,960
- So you found the dogs, then? 
- No, these are new ones.

365
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,840
Ex forensic sniffer dogs. Probably give me no end of trouble.

366
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,400
- Oh, well, they're lovely, Larry. 
- Aren't they lovely?

367
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,280
Idiot animals.

368
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,520
Well, if you're happy, I'll be off.

369
00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:00,160
- Let me know if you find any treasure, won't you?
- Will do.

370
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,280
Come on, girlies. Come on, let's be having you.

371
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,280
Jolly good. Good girls.

372
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,760
Come on, keep up. Come on, stop sniffing over there.

373
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,800
- See you soon.
- Bye.

374
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,520
Jolly good.

375
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,280
Well, we'll start off in that corner over there.

376
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,520
"It's morphing time!"

377
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,520
Good luck!

378
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,760
We could swap if you like. This one might be simpler to understand.

379
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,280
No, thanks. I'm all right with this one.

380
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,040
- Sure?
- Yep.

381
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,520
I want to hang on to that one, though.

382
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,520
- Yeah?
- Yep.

383
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,520
- Why is that, then? 
- Someone might need it.

384
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,520
Really?

385
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,280
Yep.

386
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,840
- You know, don't you?
- Yeah.

387
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,760
- How do you know?
- Lance told me.

388
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,000
No, I figured it out for myself but Lance confirmed it.

389
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,520
Are you pleased?

390
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,040
Yeah.

391
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,280
I found my gold.

392
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,280
Why do you want to give up?

393
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,440
I don't, but, you know.

394
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,720
No, I don't know.

395
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,520
Becky can't even begin to comprehend this.

396
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,520
Well, why do you want her to?

397
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,240
Because it's important to me. I want her to understand it.

398
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,080
Well, she does understand that it's important to you.

399
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,040
That's enough, isn't it? You don't need her to get into it.

400
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,040
It's a hobby, that's all.

401
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,760
Men have hobbies and women don't understand them, that's the way it's always been.

402
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,760
I mean, how many female train spotters are there?

403
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,520
How many women commit to an afternoon

404
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,480
reorganising their vinyl in alphabetical order?

405
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,760
You don't want to spend an evening with a beautiful woman

406
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:09,040
just comparing comic book collections, do you?

407
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,960
What you want is your partner to...

408
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,280
shake her head, roll her eyes and look at you

409
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,280
and say...

410
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,520
"You and your hobbies!

411
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,240
"I'll never understand men."

412
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,760
BEEPING

413
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,280
I had a friend once.

414
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,280
He had a cactus.

415
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,360
Same cactus sitting on his windowsill for 15 years.

416
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,440
And then one day, someone gave him a second cactus.

417
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,040
And within six months...

418
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,040
..he had to move to a bigger house

419
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,120
with enough space for his cactus collection.

420
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:02,040
Now, a woman, she could have...

421
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,520
two, three cacti,

422
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,040
and she'd say...

423
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,120
.."Yes, that's probably enough cacti for me."

424
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,080
- What have you got?
- Ring-pull.

425
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,040
'86...

426
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,040
shandy bass.

427
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,600
Pub?

428
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,960
Go on, then.

429
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,960
There's always tomorrow.

430
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:02,040
# Will you search through the lonely earth for me

431
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:06,040
# Climb through the briar brambles

432
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:11,040
# I'll be your treasure

433
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:21,520
# I felt the touch of the kings and the breath of the wind

434
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,280
# I need the call of all the songbirds

435
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:29,040
# They sang all the wrong words

436
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,040
# I'm waiting for you

437
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,040
# I'm waiting for you

438
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:44,040
# Mmm-mmm-mmm

439
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:49,040
# Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

440
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,520
# Mmm-mmm-mmm

441
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:57,520
# Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm... #

442
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:03,040
My mate Paul, he collected collections.

443
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:07,280
Wrote a memoir - Recollections of a Collection Collector.

444
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,280
As far as I know, it's still unpublished.

445
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:22,520
# Will you swim through the brine and sea for me

446
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:27,040
# Roll along the ocean's floor

447
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:32,040
# I'll be your treasure

448
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:42,520
# And with the ghost of the men who can never sing again

449
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:48,040
# There's a place, follow me, where a love lost at sea

450
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,040
# Is waiting for you

451
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:59,040
# Is waiting for you. #