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- MAN:
- ..solar panels that we pop over the farm, switch on...

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Figures for next year's forecast, sir.

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You did not bring biscuits.

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There weren't any, sir.

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..acquire up to 600 acres across East Anglia...

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No biscuits?

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..starting with a site in north Essex,

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which we received planning permission for on the 4th of May.

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51-acre site, 30 megawatts of power per annum and a saving

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of 180,000 tonnes of carbon dioxide over the course of a 30-year lease.

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For centuries, man has looked for the earth's bounty

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below the ground, but now we are on the brink of a new age of clean,

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carbon neutral energy production from the sun - and the treasure,

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ladies and gentlemen, is very much above our heads.

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Now, Church Farm, once these solar panels

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start being erected in six weeks' time,

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will be the third-largest solar farm in England

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and will supply low-cost electricity

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to the local town of Danebury.

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BIRDSONG

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Look at that. Not a cloud in the sky.

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Shall we?

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Let's.

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MUSIC: Detectorists Theme by Johnny Flynn

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# Will you search the loamy earth for me?

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# Climb through the briar and bramble?

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# I'll be your treasure

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# I felt the touch of the kings and the breath of the wind

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# I knew the call of all the songbirds

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# They sang all the wrong words

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# I'm waiting for you

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# I'm waiting for you...

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What do you think that is?

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Oh, yeah.

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That's a retaining plate

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from the back of a mid-20th century socket mount.

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Would have had a rod coming off here,

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with a loop to attach it to the spring housing.

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Brilliant. I can cross that off my wish list.

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Don't knock it, mate. That's a piece of history right there.

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Small scrap of a life long forgotten.

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Yeah, that's easy for you to say,

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you've got a piece in the British Museum.

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Have I told you about that?

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Where do you go from there? What do you aspire to?

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Is there a Nobel prize for metal detecting?

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There should be.

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We're so lucky to have been here.

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When you think about how small this island is.

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We're walking on archaeology.

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There's nowhere we could tread that hasn't been trodden on

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a thousand times before by Celts,

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the Druids, the Romans...

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What have you got?

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Scaffold clamp.

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..Saxons, the Vikings.

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You know, when I look at this landscape, I can read it.

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That's the likely site of a settlement.

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That's where the workers gathered for their lunch.

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That's where someone left some scaffolding.

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If you could invite any six people to a dinner party, who would it be?

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Anyone from history. Alive or dead.

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- Alive, probably. 
- You know what I mean.

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- I know who I wouldn't invite. 
- Who?

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Stephen Fry or Jesus.

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- Yeah? 
- Yeah. They get invited to these

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imaginary dinner parties all the time.

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Doubt they'd be very good company.

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Probably a bit bored and bolshy.

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And the Dalai Lama. Bit moody.

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I don't know, maybe Kurt Cobain?

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Oh, yeah, he'd be a good laugh.

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He was known for his sparkling dinner party conversation.

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Will there be heroin at this dinner party?

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Oh, speaking of which,

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I reckon one of Kate's friends is smoking in my flat.

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You know, bit of the old, uh... WHISTLES

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Go on, say it.

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- What?
- Wacky baccy.

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I wasn't going to say "wacky baccy".

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What were you gonna say?

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Spliff.

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Cool.

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Is Kate still in the spare room?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You don't mind?

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No, no. it's great, you know.

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Brings a bit of life to the place.

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It's no longer Lance's sad bachelor pad.

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All spick and span and tidy.

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Now there's people about.

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Young people.

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Stuff all over the floor.

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No, it's great.

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I don't even mind the, uh...

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- Wacky baccy. 
- ..spliff.

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Oh, that's good, that's great.

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You ever stay at Toni's?

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No, I can't, I get seasick.

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Mate, she lives on a barge, a narrow boat.

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It's not being tossed upon the open seas.

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Well, it makes no difference.

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I can feel movement, even when it's imperceptible to others.

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I last about ten minutes,

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then I start to sweat and heave.

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Oh, that's not a good look.

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How's it going at the mother-in-law's?

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Ah, it's great, it's great.

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It's all good.

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She's a bit, sometimes,

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but she likes me better now that I've got a job.

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She adores Stanley, babysits, so, no, it's all good.

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You don't miss not having your own space?

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I've, uh, I've taking up vaping of an evening.

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Just so that I can go stand alone in the garden for ten minutes.

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Oh, well, there you go. Ideal.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Hello.

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In here.

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Make sure you put your things back in the cupboard,

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so I don't fall over them again.

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Yeah. Doing that now.

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Put your boots on the paper.

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I just done it, just now.

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Don't get snippy with me, I heard that.

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I hate being told to do stuff that I've already done,

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or I'm actually in the process of doing.

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I bet you don't speak to Rebecca like that.

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I wouldn't dare.

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- Is she here? 
- Giving Stanley a bath.

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Don't go in the lounge, it's all set up for my ladies.

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OK.

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Where have you been today?

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- Metal detecting?
- Yep.

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Find anything?

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BOTH: Nah.

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Look who's clean and ready for bed.

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Hello, sunshine. Who's reading you a story?

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- You.
- Yeah?

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Oh, before you put Stanley to bed,

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can you check on that bathroom mirror?

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It's loose, I'm afraid it's going to fall off the wall.

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OK. Better go and find my drill.

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I might be some time.

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- Do you want a glass of wine? 
- Oh, yes, please.

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I'll bring one out.

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What story shall we read? Hm?

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STANLEY TALKS

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BECKY CHUCKLES

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Are you missing your shed?

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Who was it who said any man who, past the age of 30, finds himself

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without a shed can consider himself a failure?

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Titchmarsh?

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Might have been Titchmarsh, yeah.

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We're not gonna be here forever.

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Just until we get a deposit together and now that you're working,

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that's gonna happen all the sooner.

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Hey, don't you start a new dig at work tomorrow?

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Yeah. New site near Colchester.

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They're putting up an office block and we've got to go

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and check out what could be some roman walls.

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- That could be exciting. 
- Oh, yeah, definitely, yeah.

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- Yeah?
- Oh, absolutely.

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A lot of archaeologists think there's a lost Roman settlement

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outside Colchester.

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There you go, then. Here's to you finding the Essex Herculaneum.

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Terry's got two sheds.

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You can have one shed.

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DOOR OPENS

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Morning.

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Well, almost. CHUCKLES

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- What time is it?
- 12:45.

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Oh, shit.

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You have a good night?

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Yeah, it was all right.

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Where'd you go?

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Oh, we had a lock-in, just stayed in the bar once they'd closed up.

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You working tonight?

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Oh, I've got the night off.

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I've invited people round here, actually.

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- That's all right, isn't it? 
- Yep.

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- You want some cheese on toast? 
- Oh, yes, please.

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Actually, uh, love, um...

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..Mrs Morris was asking whether you could keep the noise down

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when you ask friends back here late at night, cos, uh...

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Honestly, Dad, I couldn't make any less noise if I tried.

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This place is so deathly quiet at night, the tiniest noise,

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like, echoes around the town.

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- I know, but she's old. 
- I dropped my keys.

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That's what it was, I dropped my keys and I swear to God,

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I saw five lights come on up up the road.

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People coming to their windows.

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Well, that...

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That's Danebury for you.

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Oh, and, um, Kate,

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you-you know the cheese?

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- The what? 
- You know the cheese,

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if you cut a corner off it, it makes it harder to sli...

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It doesn't matter.

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- Sorry, what?
- Doesn't matter, it's just...the cheese.

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Stick your hat on, mate, you'll get me fined.

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No, I know. But rules are rules.

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You find anything, no?

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I don't know, mate, this is promising stuff.

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I mean, this definitely looks like a Roman building,

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there's bits of of this around.

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This is obviously the exterior of the wall,

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so the rest of the building would have been in this area.

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I was going to suggest a trench parallel with the wall

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and then maybe one in this direction.

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Yeah, I was thinking more...

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over there.

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Over there?

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Yeah, around there, that area.

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- Why there? 
- See what's there.

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Under there.

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You mean, as opposed to over here?

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Yeah. Yeah, yes.

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It's just that I thought we were more likely to find...

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But that's not far from here, is it? It's just there.

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Yeah, I suppose.

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Yeah, I suppose.

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Well, we'll mark it out.

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And I don't think we need to dig too deep.

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All right if I have a quick sweep of this area with my metal detector?

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Huh?

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You've got a metal detector?

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Yeah, yeah.

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What for?

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- It's a useful tool. 
- Well, I don't think you should be

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using a metal detector without permission.

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- No, but I'm asking permission. 
- No, I know.

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I'm saying I don't think the construction company

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will like you using a metal detector.

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Could you ask?

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Eh...yes.

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But don't hold your breath.

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And keep your hat on, mate.

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Health and safety.

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Well, I can tell by the very healthy state of the finds table

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that last week's wet weather has really helped your detecting.

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The ground at the beginning of the month was so parched and cracked,

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but a couple of good days of rain and those cracks become moist.

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Which, of course, makes it easier for you to get your tool in.

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GIGGLING

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And what else do moister conditions mean, Hugh?

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Er, deeper penetration.

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- STIFLED LAUGHTER 
- Deeper penetration, that's right.

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SQUEAKING

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As much as six inches, in some cases.

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LAUGHTER

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Sorry, what's funny?

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- STIFLING LAUGH 
- Nothing.

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Louise?

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INHALES SHARPLY Nothing. Nothing.

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Sorry, sorry, Terry, I wasn't really concentrating.

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What do, er, what do moister conditions mean?

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Deeper penetration.

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- LAUGHTER HIGH PITCHED:
- That's right.

262
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,400
Oh I see. Yeah, you're being smutty, aren't you?

263
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,040
Cover your ears, Sheila,

264
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,920
- you shouldn't have to listen to this filth.
- Sorry, Sheila.

265
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,440
I don't mind.

266
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,000
- Luckily, young Hugh doesn't get it. 
- Get what?

267
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,880
He's nearly 35.

268
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,920
Yeah, well, look, smutty innuendo aside,

269
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:06,920
as I say, some very choice finds on the finds table.

270
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,400
Whose are the crotal bells?

271
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,800
- HIGH PITCHED:
- Those are mine.

272
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,680
- Lovely pair. 
- CLINKING

273
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,840
- Thank you. 
- Two very nice Victorian coins here,

274
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,960
whose are these?

275
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,480
They're mine. My first hoard.

276
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,120
Well, I'm not sure we can call that a hoard, Hugh.

277
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,200
Purse spill, maybe.

278
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,320
Were they in the same hole?

279
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,760
Close.

280
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,160
How close?

281
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,800
50 yards.

282
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,040
They were in a straight line.

283
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,360
But there are only two of them.

284
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,720
Any two points on Earth are in a straight line.

285
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,680
Oh, now,

286
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:44,840
I believe we have got some jewellery retrieval service news. Russ?

287
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:45,880
Indeed.

288
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,080
You'll recall how Hugh, here, found an interesting badge

289
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,720
that turned out to be an identification tag

290
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,960
from Her Majesty's Prison, Chelmsford.

291
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,000
Well, after some research, we were able to match

292
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,120
the prisoner number to a Mr Oliver Meeker,

293
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:05,000
who sadly passed away in 1993 -

294
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:11,480
but we also were able to trace his widow, who is still alive

295
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,760
and she's living in Ipswich

296
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,440
and so we were able to return the badge to her.

297
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,480
- How did that work out? 
- It was a complete surprise.

298
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:27,440
She had absolutely no idea that her husband had even been to prison.

299
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:32,840
She thought he'd been working away in Colombia for 18 months.

300
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,320
In the hotel industry.

301
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,040
She was very emotional.

302
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,480
Quite tearful.

303
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,760
Do you know why he went to prison?

304
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,920
Yes.

305
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,520
He'd, um...

306
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,360
He'd... I'd rather not talk about it, because it's not nice.

307
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,320
Oh, you're joking - look at this.

308
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,840
Gah, another solar farm.

309
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,280
Won't be any land left to detect on soon.

310
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,800
Well, it's clean, sustainable energy, Louise.

311
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,120
You've got to move with the times, embrace the change.

312
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,480
Don't they fry birds?

313
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,600
Fry them?

314
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,760
Yeah, fry them out of the sky.

315
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,400
You know, is that done with solar beams?

316
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:19,360
No, the solar panels absorb the sunlight, Hugh.

317
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,040
They don't reflect it back in concentred death rays.

318
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,440
Don't they confuse bees?

319
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,160
A confused bee's better than no bee at all, Sheila.

320
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,480
ANDY: They help the bees, cos they plant wildflowers in between the solar panels.

321
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,480
- Ah. 
- LANCE: Where's this one going, then?

322
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,320
Uh, it's, um... Hang on a sec.

323
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,080
Du-du-du-du-der,

324
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:45,040
"third-largest solar farm", yada yada yada yada,

325
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,400
uh, "13 megawatts"... No, no, no, where is it?

326
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,680
Ah, here we are.

327
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:55,200
"Due to start construction in six weeks at..."

328
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,360
- TERRY:
- Look who I found.

329
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,720
Toni's here.

330
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,560
- Hi, love.
- Hello, you.

331
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:11,360
Cider, Numbers, Numbers

332
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,400
and an Aperol spritz for my good lady wife.

333
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,640
Oh, hee-hee.

334
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,240
- Thanks, Terry. 
- Thanks Terry.

335
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,920
- Cheers, Terpa. 
- Cheers.

336
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,040
Hang on, has something happened?

337
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,720
Just found out we've lost the farm.

338
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,800
Oh, no. You've been there for years, haven't you?

339
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,040
- Five.
- Well, exactly.

340
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,880
I mean, you've searched the place out.

341
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,040
You said yourself you've got to accept change. Time to move on.

342
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,440
No such thing as searched out, Terry, there's always more.

343
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,560
I've always thought there's something good there, something significant.

344
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,240
Well, I thought this was the year we were gonna find it.

345
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,600
How long are the solar panels going to be there?

346
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,120
Says the lease is 30 years.

347
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,720
And how old are you now?

348
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,280
48.

349
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,440
You'll find a new permission.

350
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,120
I don't know, love, it's getting harder and harder.

351
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:09,080
Oh. Oh, well.

352
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,760
Let's all take off our gloomy trousers

353
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,560
and talk about something else.

354
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,080
- Good idea, love.
- Yeah.

355
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,760
Change of subject.

356
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:28,600
Ooh, I heard your Kate dropped her keys the other night?

357
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,640
Mm.

358
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,200
How do you know that?

359
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,520
Who told us that Kate dropped her keys?

360
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,720
Was it Miriam in the pet shop?

361
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,720
Miriam heard from one of the mums at Clown Land.

362
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,840
- Did she find them? 
- I don't think she lost 'em.

363
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,840
- She just dropped them? 
- I think so.

364
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,760
I'll have to tell Miriam.

365
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,080
If you could.

366
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,920
It might be a good thing.

367
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,080
You can spend more time with me, or start writing songs again.

368
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,400
Mm.

369
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,560
When you gonna play me something on your mandolin?

370
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,120
Er...I'm not that great.

371
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,680
That wasn't the question.

372
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,760
Ah, I don't know.

373
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,080
Tonight?

374
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,480
- Ah.
- Kate's there?

375
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,440
She's got some friends staying.

376
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,880
I don't mind.

377
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,280
The place isn't really my own at the moment.

378
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,680
Well, can't you bring your mandolin over to mine?

379
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,080
I stopped off at the chemist and got these.

380
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,040
- Um...
- Seasickness pills.

381
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,800
It's just they don't agree with me.

382
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,000
"Yes, we do."

383
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,480
I've had 'em before and they make me hallucinate.

384
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,680
- That sounds fun. 
- Then I get the runs.

385
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,880
Oh.

386
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:47,120
Look. Look, I'll talk to Kate

387
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,680
and I'll sort it out.

388
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,520
I'm sorry. I promise.

389
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,680
OK. Well, then, I'll see you tomorrow.

390
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,640
All right. Sorry.

391
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,920
It's all right.

392
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,160
Sorry.

393
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,280
I'm living in a squat.

394
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,800
Did you say something?

395
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,880
I said, I live in a squat. There's shit everywhere.

396
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,600
Towels on the floor, piles of clothes, dirty mugs and plates.

397
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,960
Spillages.

398
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,600
What's brought this on?

399
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,080
Toni won't stay while Kate's there.

400
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:50,400
And I'm worried she's gonna leave me if I don't sort it out soon.

401
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,880
Place isn't mine anymore. I want it all spick and span again.

402
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,120
You should say something to Kate if she's staying there rent free.

403
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,560
Yeah, I know.

404
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,600
I'm worried if I say anything, she's gonna up and leave again.

405
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,760
I'm walking on egg shells.

406
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:09,040
Literally. There was egg shells all over the kitchen floor last week.

407
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,240
If it's any consolation, I hate my job.

408
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,800
Thought you loved your job?

409
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,320
It's bullshit. I don't know what's going on there.

410
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,640
The site manager doesn't know what he's doing.

411
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,040
He's dead behind the eyes.

412
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,840
I thought you had to be passionate to be an archaeologist, you know?

413
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,680
It's not something you can just fall into reluctantly.

414
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,440
Don't know what I'd do without this place to escape to.

415
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,520
Haven't even got a shed.

416
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,320
- Call it a day? 
- Go on, then.

417
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,800
Switching off detectors in five...

418
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,440
- BOTH:
- ..four, three, two...

419
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,960
- INTERMITTENT BLEEPS 
- Hang on.

420
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,880
BLEEPING CONTINUES

421
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,360
- What you got? 
- Jumping around between 50 and 80.

422
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,120
Probably just a shotty.

423
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,200
Bloody hell. Look at that.

424
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,800
It's a whistle.

425
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,560
That is lovely.

426
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,280
Good job, mate.

427
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,560
What's that? Military?

428
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,280
Nah, that's a hawking whistle.

429
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,600
A falconer would have used that, call his bird back.

430
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,720
SIGHS

431
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,320
Does it work?

432
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,280
It's full of dirt, hang on.

433
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,760
Go on.

434
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:29,160
HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLE

435
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,560
ECHOES, WIND WHISTLES

436
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,400
Pub?

437
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,400
Go on, then.

438
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,320
GENTLE BIRDSONG

439
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,800
WHISTLE ECHOES

440
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,560
SHORT WHISTLE, ECHOES

441
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,600
LONG WHISTLE

442
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,560
WHISTLE ECHOES

443
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,120
# One's for sorrow

444
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:21,040
# Two's for joy

445
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:29,120
# Three's for a girl and four's for a boy

446
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:36,480
# Five's for silver Six for gold

447
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,280
# Seven's for a secret

448
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:44,560
# Never told

449
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,880
- # Devil, Devil 
- BIRD CALLS

450
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:53,080
# I defy thee

451
00:25:53,080 --> 00:26:00,360
# Devil, Devil, I defy thee

452
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,680
# Devil, Devil

453
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:08,360
# I defy thee

454
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,840
# Oh, the magpie brings us tidings

455
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:18,040
# Of news both fair and foul

456
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:22,080
# She's more cunning than the raven

457
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,920
# More wise than any owl

458
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,360
# Though she brings us news of the harvest

459
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,160
# Of the barley, wheat and corn

460
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,800
# And she knows when we'll go to our graves

461
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:41,560
# And how we shall be born

462
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,320
# One's for sorrow

463
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,400
# Two's for joy

464
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:56,400
# Three's for a girl and four's for a boy

465
00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:03,240
# Five's for silver Six for gold

466
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,640
# Seven's for a secret

467
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:11,440
# Never told. #

468
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,440
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