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There we are.

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Mmm. I went to Corfu Town yesterday,
and they've swept it.

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They've swept it?

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Mmm. For the visit
of the King of Greece.

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Oh, so that's why they were washing
the trees.

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Washing the trees?

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You want to make the place look nice
for your monarch, don't you?

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The last king,
his brother was killed by monkey.

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Hah! You see!

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It's an important visit

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because King George can help restore
national pride

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and stiffen resolve
against Germany and Italy.

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I know things.

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I just don't shout about them.

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God, I sound like Margo.

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At last, we are back
in the locals' good books,

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so let's help with the celebrations.

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Theo's part of some welcoming committee.

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Mmm-hmm,
yeah, I-I'm a committed royalist.

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Love a queen, so I'll do my bit.

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Good morning, Durrells.

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Oh! Morning, Spiros. Sleep well?

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Yes, despite a goat with a cough
finding its way up into the attic.

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Then the weasels sat on my face.

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Lemurs.

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Sorry, darling,
but Spiros is working hard

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building your animal enclosures.

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Course, ideally, they'd all just roam.

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Yeah, then ideally we'd hunt them
down with my Lee-Enfield

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and put them in a pie.

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Where shall I leave my laundry?
Oh, I'll take it, thank you.

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That's how romance rubs off,
exchange of used underwear.

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There is no romance.

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It's a practical arrangement.

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This is good, isn't it?

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Yes.

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So why do I keep thinking
something will go wrong?

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Have you talked to your wife?

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No. She's a mystery to me.

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At first, mystery is nice.

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Then not.

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Well, safe to say
we're over the mystery stage.

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Actually, you can do it.

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ANNOUNCEMENT OVER TANNOY

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CHATTER

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Good day.
Bonjour.

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Bonjour.
Bonjour.

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Buongiorno?

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Si. Buongiorno, signorina.

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Guten tag.

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Kalimera.

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How delightfully European.

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TRAIN WHISTLE

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So, Basil, we've agreed...

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that you're going to stop
your doodah with Spiros' wife.

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Well, I've had a think.

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And... no.

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What?! Oh, come on, Basil!

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No, I'm... addicted to love.

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But I'd rather not be killed by Spiros,

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I've seen his sledgehammer,

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so very happy to keep it quiet.

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No, no, I'm hopeless at keeping secrets.

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I'm not very good either, so
we'll both have to raise our game.

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Dimitra and I
are being very discreet now.

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Spiros and my mother obviously
love spending time together.

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Let's hope he stops caring
what his wife's up to.

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But I'm VERY disappointed!

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If Spiros finds out
you're sleeping with his wife,

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all of this niceness will end.

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It's your fault.

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You more or less frog-marched me
into Dimitra's lovely lap.

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Apart from anything,

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since Larry's left, I'm supposed
to be mother's confidant,

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but I can't tell her anything.

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Basil's looking
pleased with himself these days.

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Has he found a lady friend?

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I hope so.
That'll make life so much simpler.

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Well, put your glad-rags on.
We're off.

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THEY ALL ARGUE IN GREEK

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Shh, shh.

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And now in English,
for Mrs, and Leslie Durrell.

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Sitting there beautifully. Quietly.

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The Royal ship
will sail past their house,

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so let's have some sort of display
from there,

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which the very creative Durrells
will come up with.

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Well, we did have an
Indian Prince at the house once,

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and it has been said,
I'm a bit of a princess.

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I'll cook something.

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And I'm an ex-policeman,
so could be an elite bodyguard.

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Though we wouldn't want a repeat

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of that shooting
that started the Great War!

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In fact, the Mayor suggested
we involve the Boy Scouts.

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Patrol Leader Demetrios
is looking for a successor.

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Perhaps you could be him, Leslie.

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I'd be delighted.

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Young minds, smart uniforms,
outdoor pursuits, discipline.

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All the good bits from the Hitler Youth.

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But... not the bad bits.

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Leslie Durrell.

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You tried to join my Fire Brigade.

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That was humiliating.

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But I thrive on disappointment!

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You're prepared
to take over as Patrol Leader?

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Yes, I am.

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"Be prepared"!
It's in the rules.

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They are becoming
too high-spirited for me.

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Well, I come from a headstrong family,

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so I'm used to unruly behaviour.

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Shall I watch you and learn?

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Good idea.

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Boys.

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Hello, lads.

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Don't worry. I was expecting that.

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This is like the novel
Murder On The Orient Express,

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by Agatha Christie.

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Do you know it?

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Someone is killed on a train

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on which there are different
foreign passengers.

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Who did it?

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The history of the world
is an history of aggression.

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Ah? We're all guilty.

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Maybe the British woman did it.

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Why do you say that?

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Because the British cannot be trusted.

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Good, that's broken the ice.

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Who'd like a sandwich?

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My Aunt Prue made these for me.

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What is in them?

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Looks like... pilchards and pickle.

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Ah... It's nice out here.
With the old...

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..sea.

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So... Any news from your wife?

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No.

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Hah! I was just thinking
about how possessive we get,

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then we look back and realise
how silly we were.

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Before marriage, what do you say,
fill your boots?!

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I know I did.
I know.

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Any girlfriend I've had on Corfu,
you went out with her mother!

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But after marriage,
you've made your vows,

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so be faithful, and honourable.

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Yeah, ideally...

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I loved my father,

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but he cheated on my mother,

145
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a lot.

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Each time, it tore another piece
off her heart...

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..until there was nothing left.

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And I promised her
I would never be like my father.

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Excuse me.

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Spiros just...
It's all right, I heard.

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Now will you tell his wife
that it's over?

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Of course.

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I'm sorry.

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And for God's sake, keep this
from my mother, as well as Spiros.

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Just have to wander back to Dorset,
won't I?

156
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Resume my life as a dusty solicitor.

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Maybe it's best.

158
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You could move into something
like conveyancing.

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That'll get my pulse racing (!)

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I'll just stay for the King's visit.

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And I'll say goodbye to Dimitra.

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I'll do that for you.

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No, I'll do it.

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SHE SHRIEKS PLAYFULLY

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Hah. Fit for a Greek king.

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Thank you.
But you can just call me Spiros.

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They say cooking is like making love.

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Don't be salacious.

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I will come over there
and wash your mouth out. OK.

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Me first, then I'll do yours.

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Ah! Stop it!

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Gerry, you've made a beautiful zoo.

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Thanks. With a touch of farmyard.

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I hear you're being driven mad
by the Royal Welcoming Committee.

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Yes, and I thought
the Corfu Lunar Society were tricky!

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But they tell me
the King loves wildlife.

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I'll ask him for a donation.

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00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:12,731
No, no, don't do that,

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but could you lay on
a tableau of animals

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for him to enjoy as he sails past?

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As long as he doesn't expect them

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to stand there immobile,
quietly grinning.

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No, the rest of us will do that.
Thank you, Gerry.

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I'll tick that off my list.

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Mmm. That's good.

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Those are really good.

187
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Too good. We'll keep these.

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Mr and Mrs Bunn, the royal bakers!

189
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Greetings. What news from the King?

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He's here in two days, and at this rate,

191
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he'll take one look at Corfu, and
head for a more organised island.

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Well, this is ready, at least.

193
00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:54,668
What is it supposed to be?

194
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The King's face.

195
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It's harder than it looks to put
a face on a pie, you'll find, Theo.

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00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:04,654
Ah, right, Theo, for the king's visit...

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Six scouts will do a drumroll
on massive drums,

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then the other boys
will swing down on ropes

199
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from the big trees in the garden,

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there, there, and there.

201
00:15:13,641 --> 00:15:16,636
Each of them will activate
blue and white fireworks,

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whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.

203
00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:21,628
Are you out of your mind?

204
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,624
Yes, at this late stage,
something simpler and less fatal?

205
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:28,618
And darling, please involve
Gerry in your Scout troop.

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00:15:28,619 --> 00:15:29,617
Why?

207
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:32,612
Well, because I'd love
the two of you to get on better.

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00:15:32,613 --> 00:15:35,607
And to broaden Gerry's horizons
from animals.

209
00:15:35,608 --> 00:15:38,603
Get an interest in knots.
Or bugling.

210
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,600
But he'll just hate it and make fun.

211
00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:42,597
No, not if he's involved.

212
00:15:42,598 --> 00:15:45,593
Oh, he is your brother.

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00:15:47,111 --> 00:15:48,588
To prevail on you again,

214
00:15:48,589 --> 00:15:50,625
there are more officials
from the royal advance party

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00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:53,580
than we realised.
Do you have any spare accommodation?

216
00:15:53,581 --> 00:15:54,779
Um, yes.

217
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,576
We have two guests in one room,

218
00:15:56,577 --> 00:15:59,571
and Gerry, Basil, and Leslie in theirs.

219
00:15:59,572 --> 00:16:01,568
Otherwise...
And... Spiros has his own room?

220
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,568
Oh, God, yes.

221
00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:04,564
Yes, Spiros has his own room!
Of course.

222
00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:06,761
If I may, I'll send you a guest or two,

223
00:16:06,762 --> 00:16:08,558
non-paying, I'm afraid.
Fine.

224
00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:11,554
And Spiros really does
have his own room.

225
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:13,552
I know. You said!

226
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,579
Of course people think you're
having an affair with Spiros.

227
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,536
I thought you didn't care.

228
00:16:23,537 --> 00:16:24,535
Well, I wouldn't, if it were true!

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00:16:24,536 --> 00:16:27,530
I'm being hung for a crime I haven't
had the pleasure of committing.

230
00:16:27,531 --> 00:16:30,525
He's living with you, they're bound
to think he's more than a handyman.

231
00:16:30,526 --> 00:16:34,519
Spiros has his own bedroom,
on a different floor to mine.

232
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,515
Yes, and there's no way he could
get into your bedroom from there (!)

233
00:16:37,516 --> 00:16:39,512
He'd have to walk yards...

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00:16:39,513 --> 00:16:41,509
These are gorgeous.

235
00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,507
You and Spiros should open a patisserie.

236
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,500
I want him so badly.

237
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:49,497
Blimey.

238
00:16:49,498 --> 00:16:52,492
But I'm petrified.
Why?

239
00:16:52,493 --> 00:16:54,489
Well, look at my record.

240
00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:56,686
My husband died at 43,

241
00:16:56,687 --> 00:16:58,483
Sven told me he was homosexual

242
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,480
the day before
we were due to be married.

243
00:17:00,481 --> 00:17:02,517
Yes, shame on you!
Hugh was stabbed.

244
00:17:02,518 --> 00:17:04,474
Daphne and Leslie
were halfway up the aisle,

245
00:17:04,475 --> 00:17:06,152
look what happened to them.

246
00:17:06,153 --> 00:17:07,470
We're happily married.

247
00:17:07,471 --> 00:17:10,466
Despite the thing he does
with the, erm...

248
00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:11,465
Anyway!

249
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,464
It does happen, you know.

250
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,457
Well, it's all academic, anyway.

251
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:18,454
Spiros may not love Dimitra,

252
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,451
but he's wedded to her, in every sense.

253
00:17:20,452 --> 00:17:23,447
Oh, I have an update
on her rumoured indiscretion.

254
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:28,439
I don't need a dramatic pause.

255
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,436
Well, apparently it's with a foreigner,

256
00:17:30,437 --> 00:17:32,434
because she feels that doesn't count.

257
00:17:34,431 --> 00:17:37,426
Thank God Larry's away,
or I'd suspect him.

258
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:44,455
So I'll be using English,

259
00:17:44,456 --> 00:17:46,612
the most important language
in the world.

260
00:17:46,613 --> 00:17:48,409
And it'll get you an English badge.

261
00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:51,405
Anyone who doesn't understand,
put your hand up.

262
00:17:53,402 --> 00:17:56,397
How would I get my Anti-Hunting badge?

263
00:17:56,398 --> 00:17:59,392
That doesn't exist,
but do try for the Idiot Badge.

264
00:17:59,393 --> 00:18:00,392
Yes, Sotiris?

265
00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:02,588
Can we go to the zoo of Gerry?

266
00:18:02,589 --> 00:18:04,065
Yes, but only because

267
00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:07,380
that's where we're going to practise
our display for the King.

268
00:18:07,381 --> 00:18:09,377
Yes, Stavros?

269
00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:12,373
My parents say the British are bad.

270
00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:15,369
Really.
And who do they like better?

271
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,366
Nazis.

272
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:19,363
I've got my eye on you.

273
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,360
Right, we will now march to my house.

274
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,355
I will lead, my brother Gerald
will bring up the rear.

275
00:18:24,356 --> 00:18:26,034
Panos, drum.

276
00:18:44,326 --> 00:18:46,003
We are all going to home.

277
00:18:46,004 --> 00:18:48,998
Margo, why are you
in the other direction?

278
00:18:48,999 --> 00:18:52,313
Where would you rather be,
England or Greece?

279
00:18:52,314 --> 00:18:54,311
My family are in Corfu.

280
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,306
War or no war, I wanna be with them.

281
00:18:57,307 --> 00:19:01,300
What madness, we all must run home.

282
00:19:01,301 --> 00:19:03,297
Like er,
rabbits disappearing into holes.

283
00:19:03,298 --> 00:19:05,294
It was you who invaded Albania.

284
00:19:05,295 --> 00:19:07,291
No. No, I have an alibi.

285
00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:08,290
I was sitting in a cafe in Paris.

286
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:10,486
We should be like Switzerland.

287
00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:12,283
They say no to war.

288
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:15,279
So they can say yes
to making more money.

289
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,276
So you think only Greece is perfect,

290
00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:20,311
with its prime minister
who burns books he doesn't like,

291
00:19:20,312 --> 00:19:24,267
and would embrace fascism
if his King wasn't so pro-Britain?

292
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,302
I can read a newspaper.

293
00:19:29,259 --> 00:19:32,255
Why not persuade your family
to join you in England, huh?

294
00:19:33,453 --> 00:19:36,249
Because Corfu feels like home.

295
00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:43,237
A MAN HUMS

296
00:19:43,238 --> 00:19:45,234
Oh. Herete.

297
00:19:45,235 --> 00:19:47,231
You must be part of the royal entourage?

298
00:19:47,232 --> 00:19:49,228
Yes. Theodore Stephanides sent us.

299
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:53,222
Ah, right, well, er,
let me take you to your rooms.

300
00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:56,218
Or would you like to show the
Royal party upstairs, Lugaretzia?

301
00:19:56,219 --> 00:19:58,215
No.

302
00:19:58,216 --> 00:20:00,212
Lugaretzia is a republican.

303
00:20:00,213 --> 00:20:02,209
Do not tell them!

304
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:04,206
Yes, she is full of surprises.

305
00:20:04,207 --> 00:20:08,200
But her real allegiance
is to hypochondria.

306
00:20:08,201 --> 00:20:11,196
Don't ask her how she's feeling.
She will tell you.

307
00:20:26,174 --> 00:20:28,370
Ah, at ease.

308
00:20:28,371 --> 00:20:30,207
Good walking.

309
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:32,165
Kosmas, are we recovered?

310
00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:35,160
Good boy.
A bleeding knee is a happy knee.

311
00:20:35,161 --> 00:20:38,155
Oh, and well done
for ignoring the crazy shouting man.

312
00:20:38,156 --> 00:20:40,152
We are not a military organisation,

313
00:20:40,153 --> 00:20:41,152
or silly...

314
00:20:41,153 --> 00:20:45,145
We are here to make friends,
serve our elders, and learn skills.

315
00:20:45,146 --> 00:20:47,142
And today's skill is... knotting.

316
00:20:47,143 --> 00:20:49,139
Here are your practice ropes.

317
00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:50,976
Now, knots are vital.

318
00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:53,133
Without them, our lives
would literally fall apart.

319
00:20:53,134 --> 00:20:54,132
HE CHUCKLES

320
00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:56,128
Now, these are your practice ropes...

321
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,125
Whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going?

322
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,125
To see the animals.

323
00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:01,121
Gerry, can you get them back, please?

324
00:21:01,122 --> 00:21:03,118
Gerry!

325
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:05,115
Oh, hello, Leslie!

326
00:21:05,116 --> 00:21:07,112
I'm so proud of you, poppet.

327
00:21:07,113 --> 00:21:08,949
Mother, can you not?

328
00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:10,107
I'm a figure of authority...

329
00:21:10,108 --> 00:21:12,144
Oh, yes, of course, sorry.

330
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,101
How's it going?

331
00:21:14,102 --> 00:21:17,138
Yes, very well.
We're just taking a short break...

332
00:21:19,774 --> 00:21:21,091
MAN SINGING

333
00:21:21,092 --> 00:21:23,088
# Let me call you sweetheart

334
00:21:23,089 --> 00:21:25,086
# Because we are through

335
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,758
# Let me hear you whisper

336
00:21:29,759 --> 00:21:32,076
♪ That you love me too... ♪

337
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:35,070
Yamas!

338
00:21:35,071 --> 00:21:38,106
# Let the love light glowing

339
00:21:38,107 --> 00:21:41,061
# In your eyes, so true

340
00:21:41,062 --> 00:21:43,418
# Let me call you sweetheart

341
00:21:43,419 --> 00:21:45,056
♪ Because agapi mou... ♪

342
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,053
No...

343
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:12,015
WHISPERING: I think Dimitra's
foreign lover is Basil.

344
00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:14,012
SHE GASPS No!

345
00:22:14,013 --> 00:22:17,846
On our trip to Kalami,
she really seemed to like him.

346
00:22:17,847 --> 00:22:20,522
And now he's being all lovey-dovey

347
00:22:20,523 --> 00:22:22,839
and singing with a Greek accent.

348
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,037
Hah... Good enough for me.

349
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:26,194
But he's so...

350
00:22:26,195 --> 00:22:30,507
Well, some women do go for that
shiny-Englishman-in-a-cravat type.

351
00:22:30,508 --> 00:22:32,185
Are you talking about me?
No!

352
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:36,978
Er, only in the broadest,
woolliest sense.

353
00:22:36,979 --> 00:22:38,815
Your amazing cakes!

354
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,972
That was it.
Thank you.

355
00:22:40,973 --> 00:22:44,966
In fact, I'm a terrible cook,
but I have a secret ingredient.

356
00:22:44,967 --> 00:22:46,963
Oh, what's that?

357
00:22:46,964 --> 00:22:48,162
Mrs Durrells.

358
00:22:53,794 --> 00:22:56,948
So, what are you going to do?

359
00:22:56,949 --> 00:22:58,785
Oh, I don't know.

360
00:22:58,786 --> 00:22:59,943
Not tell Leslie.

361
00:22:59,944 --> 00:23:03,458
He'd strangle Basil
with his own voluminous shorts.

362
00:23:03,459 --> 00:23:06,933
Still, it's exciting that this may
finally get you two together.

363
00:23:06,934 --> 00:23:08,930
No, the opposite will happen.

364
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:11,925
Spiros said
he'll kill Dimitra's boyfriend,

365
00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:13,922
and here we are, harbouring him.

366
00:23:13,923 --> 00:23:15,919
A KNOCK AT THE DOOR

367
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,916
Kalimera.
Oh!

368
00:23:17,917 --> 00:23:20,752
It's more courtiers...

369
00:23:20,753 --> 00:23:23,749
Florence, you have spare rooms...
No, we haven't.

370
00:23:36,889 --> 00:23:39,884
This would make a good crime novel.

371
00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:41,881
What?

372
00:23:41,882 --> 00:23:44,876
A person less each time.

373
00:23:44,877 --> 00:23:47,872
Killed one by one in inventive ways,

374
00:23:47,873 --> 00:23:50,868
but by which member of the group?

375
00:23:51,867 --> 00:23:53,864
Ovvio, no?

376
00:23:55,861 --> 00:23:56,898
Too obvious.

377
00:23:56,899 --> 00:24:00,852
He seems dangerous,
so he must be an absolute sweetie.

378
00:24:00,853 --> 00:24:06,843
Well, you seem sweet,
so you must be dangerous.

379
00:24:06,844 --> 00:24:10,199
Damn, he's noticed!

380
00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:15,831
Right, I hope
you've all brought your flags.

381
00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:20,822
And the rest of you?

382
00:24:20,823 --> 00:24:21,822
Sorry, we forgot.

383
00:24:21,823 --> 00:24:24,816
Well, we can't practise properly,
then, can we?

384
00:24:24,817 --> 00:24:26,494
We can go and see the animals again.

385
00:24:26,495 --> 00:24:27,812
No! No!

386
00:24:27,813 --> 00:24:30,328
No! No! No!

387
00:24:30,329 --> 00:24:31,807
Stop!

388
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:35,001
Gerald Durrell.

389
00:24:35,002 --> 00:24:38,316
Your behaviour falls below
the standard required

390
00:24:38,317 --> 00:24:40,793
to remain a member of the Corfu Patrol.

391
00:24:40,794 --> 00:24:41,792
I'm going to court-martial you.

392
00:24:41,793 --> 00:24:43,788
And what does that involve?

393
00:24:43,789 --> 00:24:45,785
The confiscation of your woggle.

394
00:24:45,786 --> 00:24:46,785
What is a woggle?

395
00:24:48,782 --> 00:24:51,777
This is a woggle!

396
00:24:52,776 --> 00:24:54,772
THE BOYS MUTTER IN GREEK

397
00:24:54,773 --> 00:24:57,768
I have animals to prepare
for the royal visit, so...

398
00:25:06,595 --> 00:25:07,753
KNOCK AT DOOR

399
00:25:11,747 --> 00:25:14,743
Might I have a word?

400
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:19,734
Please excuse any items
of an intimate nature.

401
00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:21,731
I've been cleaning your room all year.

402
00:25:21,732 --> 00:25:25,726
I am horribly familiar
with your... intimabilia.

403
00:25:35,232 --> 00:25:37,388
I'll speak plainly.

404
00:25:37,389 --> 00:25:40,384
I know you've started seeing a woman,

405
00:25:40,385 --> 00:25:42,700
because you've been galloping
through your aftershave

406
00:25:42,701 --> 00:25:44,697
like an over-zealous gigolo.

407
00:25:44,698 --> 00:25:47,373
You'd make an excellent
vice-squad detective.

408
00:25:47,374 --> 00:25:48,691
Thank you.

409
00:25:48,692 --> 00:25:52,685
Do you want to tell me who she is,
assuming it's a she?

410
00:25:52,686 --> 00:25:53,685
Yes, it's a she!

411
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:56,200
Sorry.

412
00:25:56,201 --> 00:25:58,676
I can't tell you who it is,

413
00:25:58,677 --> 00:26:02,670
because...
she is a very private person.

414
00:26:02,671 --> 00:26:05,667
It's Spiros's wife, isn't it?

415
00:26:07,344 --> 00:26:08,661
Yes, it is.

416
00:26:08,662 --> 00:26:13,175
Basil, of all the women on Corfu!
Why Dimitra?

417
00:26:13,176 --> 00:26:14,652
Two reasons.

418
00:26:14,653 --> 00:26:17,648
She's beautiful, and she's nice to me.

419
00:26:17,649 --> 00:26:18,647
That isn't a reason!

420
00:26:18,648 --> 00:26:20,164
Those aren't the two reasons.

421
00:26:20,165 --> 00:26:21,842
They're bracketed together
under Reason One.

422
00:26:21,843 --> 00:26:23,639
So you could say
there are three reasons.

423
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,634
Reason Two, under the original
numbering system...

424
00:26:26,635 --> 00:26:28,631
I didn't think it would do your chances

425
00:26:28,632 --> 00:26:30,309
of getting together with Spiros
any harm.

426
00:26:30,310 --> 00:26:33,625
I don't believe
Reason Two for one moment.

427
00:26:35,622 --> 00:26:39,615
Dimitra only contemplated
having relations with me

428
00:26:39,616 --> 00:26:42,611
because you are having them with Spiros.

429
00:26:42,612 --> 00:26:45,606
I am not! How dare she say that?!

430
00:26:45,607 --> 00:26:48,283
Well, you'll be pleased to hear that...

431
00:26:49,601 --> 00:26:52,597
..I will be leaving Corfu
imminently.

432
00:26:54,594 --> 00:26:56,590
I'm sorry.

433
00:26:56,591 --> 00:26:59,106
But thank you.

434
00:26:59,107 --> 00:27:01,583
It's for the best.

435
00:27:14,564 --> 00:27:15,762
GENERAL CHATTER

436
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,553
FRANTIC CONVERSATION

437
00:27:27,544 --> 00:27:29,541
ALL TALK OVER ONE ANOTHER

438
00:27:45,518 --> 00:27:47,714
SCREAMING, COMMOTION

439
00:28:06,486 --> 00:28:09,482
Have you noticed, nobody's tried
to sit in this carriage?

440
00:28:11,479 --> 00:28:12,477
Yes.

441
00:28:12,478 --> 00:28:14,514
Isn't that surprising?
No.

442
00:28:18,468 --> 00:28:22,462
You did not notice my home-made sign?

443
00:28:24,459 --> 00:28:27,454
No. Otherwise I'd have removed it.

444
00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:29,451
I like meeting people.

445
00:28:29,452 --> 00:28:32,446
Soon it might not be easy
to cross Europe like this.

446
00:28:32,447 --> 00:28:35,962
Nobody in Europe
is as interesting as me.

447
00:28:38,439 --> 00:28:40,955
Think of the chances
of that being true...

448
00:28:42,433 --> 00:28:45,427
My last boyfriend, Zoltan,
was arrogant, like you,

449
00:28:45,428 --> 00:28:47,424
til I tamed him.

450
00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:49,421
What happened?

451
00:28:49,422 --> 00:28:50,421
He went home to Turkey.

452
00:28:50,422 --> 00:28:53,416
Turks are...
Don't be rude!

453
00:28:58,409 --> 00:29:01,403
As soon as I saw you,
I wanted the others to leave us.

454
00:29:01,404 --> 00:29:04,399
So why have you been so unpleasant
since Paris?

455
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,394
I thought I was being interesting.

456
00:29:07,395 --> 00:29:09,391
I wanted to get your attention.

457
00:29:09,392 --> 00:29:10,431
Really?

458
00:29:11,589 --> 00:29:13,386
Well, next time, try this.

459
00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:20,376
You're moving gradually closer.

460
00:29:21,574 --> 00:29:23,370
Yes.

461
00:29:23,371 --> 00:29:26,367
It helps we've been breathing
the same air for two days.

462
00:29:28,364 --> 00:29:30,360
I almost can't imagine
not being with you.

463
00:29:30,361 --> 00:29:32,358
Good.

464
00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:35,194
Don't try.

465
00:29:36,352 --> 00:29:37,710
Go on, then.

466
00:29:46,337 --> 00:29:50,690
I can't sleep cos I'm thinking
of all the ways I could kill Gerry.

467
00:29:50,691 --> 00:29:54,324
Why, is there a scout badge for killing?

468
00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:57,320
Well, if there isn't already,
I'll start one!

469
00:29:57,321 --> 00:29:58,358
Shh.

470
00:29:58,359 --> 00:30:00,315
Idiot!

471
00:30:00,316 --> 00:30:02,313
It's really not... Shh.

472
00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:09,302
How many people are in the house?
17.

473
00:30:09,303 --> 00:30:14,295
I almost envy Margo, tucked up
in her own bedroom in England.

474
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:17,330
Prue and Geoffrey across the hallway,

475
00:30:17,331 --> 00:30:20,285
snoring away
in their heavy-duty pyjamas.

476
00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,325
Mmm...

477
00:30:25,279 --> 00:30:27,275
Larry hasn't written for ages.

478
00:30:27,276 --> 00:30:30,111
I hate not knowing where all of you are.

479
00:30:30,112 --> 00:30:35,263
You're my planets. I want you
in a fixed constellation around me.

480
00:30:35,264 --> 00:30:36,262
I'm here.

481
00:30:36,263 --> 00:30:38,459
Here.

482
00:30:43,252 --> 00:30:44,251
Thank you.

483
00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:50,241
So, tomorrow the King will sail past
on his ship,

484
00:30:50,242 --> 00:30:52,238
and we... do things.

485
00:30:52,239 --> 00:30:56,232
We'd make the effort if our
own monarch sailed past our house.

486
00:30:56,233 --> 00:30:58,229
What are your Scouts doing?

487
00:30:58,230 --> 00:31:00,226
Oh, you'll see tomorrow.

488
00:31:00,227 --> 00:31:02,223
Precision choreography.

489
00:31:02,224 --> 00:31:04,220
No thanks to Gerry.

490
00:31:04,221 --> 00:31:05,258
Well, I've got a zoo to run,

491
00:31:05,259 --> 00:31:08,214
can't spend time
playing at toy soldiers.

492
00:31:08,215 --> 00:31:10,730
Well, say that politely and don't go,

493
00:31:10,731 --> 00:31:12,248
rather than sabotaging Leslie's dream

494
00:31:12,249 --> 00:31:14,205
of being taken seriously.

495
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:18,200
Yeah. And what are animals,
if not toy people?

496
00:31:20,197 --> 00:31:23,191
Basil says he's leaving soon.

497
00:31:23,192 --> 00:31:27,864
Oh, yes, he mentioned that.

498
00:31:27,865 --> 00:31:30,181
He loves it here.
Why would he leave?

499
00:31:30,182 --> 00:31:33,176
Probably just wants to go home.

500
00:31:33,177 --> 00:31:34,176
Exactly.

501
00:31:50,152 --> 00:31:54,145
"I fear I am trying your patience
with these outpourings.

502
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:58,139
"But what are offspring for,
if not to sit and listen?

503
00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:00,136
"Love, Mother.

504
00:32:00,137 --> 00:32:06,807
"PS. Also, your father
would be so proud of you...

505
00:32:07,965 --> 00:32:10,122
"..if he hadn't so stupidly died."

506
00:32:12,119 --> 00:32:16,951
"Mamma, fear not,
your 12 pages rushed past,

507
00:32:16,952 --> 00:32:18,109
"though page eight sagged somewhat

508
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:21,105
"under the weight
of its extended bread metaphor.

509
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:26,097
"I'm blooming, despite Hitler
doing his best to ruin the mood.

510
00:32:26,098 --> 00:32:28,134
"If I wanted a shouty
little shithead in my life,

511
00:32:28,135 --> 00:32:30,131
"I'd've ordered one.

512
00:32:30,132 --> 00:32:32,768
"Pardon my Chaucerian vernacular.

513
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:38,279
"In case a bomb falls on me in Paris
in some sudden pre-emptive strike,

514
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:43,073
"know that I miss you,
and I love you."

515
00:33:08,036 --> 00:33:10,032
I'm sorry to call so early,

516
00:33:10,033 --> 00:33:13,027
but the King's sailing past
in a couple of hours

517
00:33:13,028 --> 00:33:15,025
and I have bunting to iron.

518
00:33:19,019 --> 00:33:22,014
I've only come because
there seems to be some confusion.

519
00:33:22,015 --> 00:33:26,008
I have never
so much as kissed your husband.

520
00:33:26,009 --> 00:33:29,003
So why is he living with you?

521
00:33:29,004 --> 00:33:31,520
Because he's helping out
around the house and the garden.

522
00:33:31,521 --> 00:33:33,997
He's building homes for our 93 animals.

523
00:33:35,994 --> 00:33:39,508
You made it clear
you didn't want Spiros in your life.

524
00:33:39,509 --> 00:33:42,823
Why else would you
take your children away to Athens?

525
00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:45,979
Because for years he has been
under your spell, and I had enough.

526
00:33:49,973 --> 00:33:53,488
So ask him back.
I'm sure he'll come.

527
00:33:55,645 --> 00:33:57,960
But you don't want him back now, do you?

528
00:33:57,961 --> 00:33:59,958
Because you have Basil.

529
00:34:01,316 --> 00:34:03,951
Basil is kind, and generous.

530
00:34:03,952 --> 00:34:05,948
Spiros gives me nothing.

531
00:34:05,949 --> 00:34:07,945
Because he has no money!

532
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:09,942
And you'd only make fun of him.
I've seen you.

533
00:34:09,943 --> 00:34:12,938
You see the boyfriend Spiros.
I see the husband,

534
00:34:12,939 --> 00:34:15,933
with the shouting,
and he thinks he owns me.

535
00:34:15,934 --> 00:34:18,929
Yes, well, they can be
a bit like that, can't they?

536
00:34:18,930 --> 00:34:19,928
Men.

537
00:34:22,924 --> 00:34:24,920
Yes.

538
00:34:24,921 --> 00:34:27,916
I used to worship my late husband...

539
00:34:29,913 --> 00:34:33,906
..but even he could be a bit of a...
Well, a zoo-keeper with me.

540
00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:36,903
He was loving and protective, but...

541
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:39,898
Anyway.

542
00:34:39,899 --> 00:34:42,893
Basil isn't like that.

543
00:34:42,894 --> 00:34:43,931
He listens.

544
00:34:43,932 --> 00:34:47,406
It wasn't even his idea to come to me.

545
00:34:47,407 --> 00:34:48,884
But he said it was.

546
00:34:48,885 --> 00:34:51,881
No, it was your son, Leslie's.

547
00:34:53,398 --> 00:34:54,875
What?!

548
00:34:54,876 --> 00:34:56,872
To make it easier
for you to be with Spiros,

549
00:34:56,873 --> 00:34:59,869
with me the evil adulteress.

550
00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:03,862
Well, Basil is leaving,

551
00:35:03,863 --> 00:35:05,859
so you and Spiros need to decide

552
00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:07,857
whether or not
you have a future together.

553
00:35:09,854 --> 00:35:12,848
And if he says no, you are there,
waiting for him.

554
00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:15,205
Spiros is an honourable man.

555
00:35:15,206 --> 00:35:17,841
If he was going to walk away
from your marriage,

556
00:35:17,842 --> 00:35:20,198
he would've done so a long time ago.

557
00:35:37,492 --> 00:35:39,009
Excellent work.

558
00:35:39,010 --> 00:35:42,843
And keep the flags straight.

559
00:35:42,844 --> 00:35:45,799
Well done, Panos.

560
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,476
And flutter.

561
00:35:49,474 --> 00:35:50,791
Down.

562
00:35:50,792 --> 00:35:53,788
And moving in...

563
00:35:55,785 --> 00:35:57,781
And the flags going out!

564
00:35:57,782 --> 00:36:00,777
And into the wave formation...

565
00:36:00,778 --> 00:36:05,770
Kalos. Poli kala!

566
00:36:07,767 --> 00:36:10,442
You're only letting yourself down,
Stavros.

567
00:36:10,443 --> 00:36:13,278
I think we can improve
on that final shape, but well done.

568
00:36:13,279 --> 00:36:16,754
Final run-through shortly,
in front of the officials.

569
00:36:17,752 --> 00:36:19,749
STAVROS WHISPERS IN GREEK

570
00:36:32,730 --> 00:36:34,726
SHE GIGGLES

571
00:36:34,727 --> 00:36:35,725
THE DOOR RATTLES

572
00:36:37,722 --> 00:36:39,079
Spiros...

573
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:43,712
I was just saying a final goodbye
to your special lady.

574
00:36:43,713 --> 00:36:45,709
Are you leaving?

575
00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:46,709
Yes.

576
00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:50,702
And everyone I've known on Corfu
is getting a quick visit.

577
00:36:50,703 --> 00:36:52,699
If they want one or not!

578
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:53,897
How cruel!

579
00:36:53,898 --> 00:36:57,693
Anyway, I'll leave you to your...

580
00:36:58,731 --> 00:37:00,527
..marriage.

581
00:37:00,528 --> 00:37:01,686
It's OK.

582
00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:04,681
I've just come for my smart suit,
for when I meet the King.

583
00:37:04,682 --> 00:37:06,679
Jolly good.

584
00:37:08,676 --> 00:37:10,673
Basil?

585
00:37:13,669 --> 00:37:16,664
Thank you for taking the trouble
to call on my wife.

586
00:37:17,663 --> 00:37:19,340
What a nice thought.

587
00:37:28,487 --> 00:37:30,642
To put around this, for the King to see.

588
00:37:30,643 --> 00:37:33,638
Believe me, you don't wanna wrap
a flag around a barn owl.

589
00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:35,635
You'll have his beak through your hand.

590
00:37:35,636 --> 00:37:36,634
Oh.

591
00:37:36,635 --> 00:37:38,630
And what's this for?
The snakes.

592
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:40,628
No, you can't paint the snakes blue.

593
00:37:44,622 --> 00:37:46,619
GENERAL HUBBUB

594
00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:50,612
Yassas.

595
00:37:50,613 --> 00:37:54,287
This is the First Corfu Town
Scout Troupe's welcome

596
00:37:54,288 --> 00:37:55,605
to King George.

597
00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:57,603
Come on, boys, in we get.

598
00:37:58,602 --> 00:38:01,596
So, the King's ship will be coming
from that direction,

599
00:38:01,597 --> 00:38:04,592
and when it gets there, this happens!

600
00:38:04,593 --> 00:38:06,590
MUSIC PLAYS

601
00:38:10,584 --> 00:38:13,579
Leslie, darling,
I need to talk to you about Basil.

602
00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:26,560
THE LOCALS SING ALONG

603
00:38:47,528 --> 00:38:49,524
HE COUNTS IN GREEK

604
00:38:49,525 --> 00:38:51,362
THE CROWD GASP

605
00:38:51,363 --> 00:38:52,520
Swastika?

606
00:38:52,521 --> 00:38:55,036
What are you doing? Boys?

607
00:38:55,037 --> 00:38:57,512
Ooh, a swastika.

608
00:38:57,513 --> 00:38:59,511
That's a little off-colour.

609
00:39:01,508 --> 00:39:03,504
Stop that swastika right now!

610
00:39:03,505 --> 00:39:05,501
Anybody contributing to the Nazi symbol

611
00:39:05,502 --> 00:39:07,498
will have to return their Scout badges.

612
00:39:07,499 --> 00:39:10,493
And yes, Stavros, that means you!

613
00:39:10,494 --> 00:39:11,493
Get them down!

614
00:39:11,494 --> 00:39:14,487
Stop! Stop! Stop that!

615
00:39:14,488 --> 00:39:17,483
Stop that right now!

616
00:39:17,484 --> 00:39:18,482
Please...

617
00:39:18,483 --> 00:39:21,517
I don't think Leslie's Scouts
should perform for the King.

618
00:39:21,518 --> 00:39:23,474
They might give the wrong idea.

619
00:39:23,475 --> 00:39:25,471
In fact, the King isn't sailing
this way.

620
00:39:25,472 --> 00:39:27,468
There's been a change of plan.

621
00:39:27,469 --> 00:39:30,463
I'm really disappointed in you.

622
00:39:30,464 --> 00:39:32,301
It's like actual Germany, isn't it?

623
00:39:32,302 --> 00:39:34,817
One bad... fly

624
00:39:34,818 --> 00:39:37,454
ruins an otherwise excellent
and decent soup.

625
00:39:53,430 --> 00:39:55,426
Oh, well!

626
00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:57,424
Anyone need any Greek flags?

627
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,394
You did say NOT the bad bits
from the Hitler Youth, remember?

628
00:40:21,388 --> 00:40:24,384
I went to see Dimitra
early this morning.

629
00:40:26,221 --> 00:40:28,377
And she told me it was your master plan

630
00:40:28,378 --> 00:40:31,373
to get Basil together with her.

631
00:40:32,372 --> 00:40:35,367
Oh, thank God you know,
it's been killing me.

632
00:40:36,366 --> 00:40:39,360
I'm sorry, I thought it
would help you end up with Spiros.

633
00:40:39,361 --> 00:40:45,192
Then I realised it was a mistake,
but Basil wouldn't give Dimitra up.

634
00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:46,709
There's been enough deception.

635
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:50,345
Let's admit the whole truth to Spiros.

636
00:40:51,343 --> 00:40:54,339
But he said he'd kill whoever was
having an affair with his wife.

637
00:40:56,016 --> 00:40:59,331
It's Basil, I think it's worth risking.

638
00:41:00,330 --> 00:41:02,326
And he's leaving tonight.

639
00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:03,845
Where is everybody?!

640
00:41:04,843 --> 00:41:08,317
Three trays of cake,
I feel like Goldilocks.

641
00:41:08,318 --> 00:41:10,314
It can't be!

642
00:41:10,315 --> 00:41:11,314
Oh, Margo!

643
00:41:13,311 --> 00:41:16,305
You didn't tell us you were coming back.

644
00:41:16,306 --> 00:41:17,663
I missed you so much.

645
00:41:17,664 --> 00:41:20,299
I missed you too.
Margo's back, everyone!

646
00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:21,657
God, you're loud.

647
00:41:21,658 --> 00:41:24,293
Ah, sorry,
I've been screaming at Boy Scouts.

648
00:41:24,294 --> 00:41:25,492
I know that voice.

649
00:41:26,810 --> 00:41:28,287
How was your trip?

650
00:41:28,288 --> 00:41:32,281
Um, very... fruitful.

651
00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:33,281
Nikos?

652
00:41:35,278 --> 00:41:37,274
Oh... Hello.

653
00:41:37,275 --> 00:41:39,271
Hello.

654
00:41:39,272 --> 00:41:42,266
Boyfriend?
Yes.

655
00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:45,262
And he's going to live with us.

656
00:41:45,263 --> 00:41:47,259
Oh, well, we're rather crowded,
I'm afraid,

657
00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:48,457
you may have to share a bed.

658
00:41:48,458 --> 00:41:51,253
I don't mind.
That is not a problem.

659
00:41:51,254 --> 00:41:53,251
No, not the two of you together!

660
00:41:54,289 --> 00:41:56,445
This is a genteel house now.

661
00:41:56,446 --> 00:41:58,603
Well, Spiros is staying here!

662
00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:01,238
That's very different, isn't it?

663
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,275
Because Spiros is doing jobs
around the house.

664
00:42:03,276 --> 00:42:07,229
Now, we are just getting ready
to take this food into town

665
00:42:07,230 --> 00:42:11,223
to join in whatever is left
of the celebrations.

666
00:42:11,224 --> 00:42:12,901
Oh, what are we celebrating?

667
00:42:12,902 --> 00:42:15,217
The pointless King is visiting.

668
00:42:15,218 --> 00:42:16,256
Ah, that's nice.

669
00:42:16,257 --> 00:42:19,212
Can I have some of this dog-face pie?

670
00:42:20,211 --> 00:42:22,208
That's the King.

671
00:42:23,885 --> 00:42:25,242
FIREWORKS EXPLODE

672
00:42:25,243 --> 00:42:27,200
CHEERING

673
00:42:33,191 --> 00:42:35,187
Where is everybody?

674
00:42:35,188 --> 00:42:38,183
There's still some confusion
as to where the King should be now,

675
00:42:38,184 --> 00:42:40,180
but I've given up worrying.

676
00:42:40,181 --> 00:42:41,219
We enjoy confusion.

677
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:50,166
Where's Basil?

678
00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:53,002
He's finally gone back to England.

679
00:43:06,661 --> 00:43:08,978
MUSIC PLAYS

680
00:43:14,130 --> 00:43:15,807
George Formby.

681
00:43:15,808 --> 00:43:18,123
Ah! George Formby.

682
00:43:18,124 --> 00:43:20,121
Wow.

683
00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:36,456
THE MOVIE STOPS

684
00:43:36,457 --> 00:43:38,094
What a shame.

685
00:43:39,093 --> 00:43:41,089
The royal visit is a big success.

686
00:43:41,090 --> 00:43:44,084
I've driven many people
many miles to see the King.

687
00:43:44,085 --> 00:43:45,084
What does he look like?

688
00:43:45,085 --> 00:43:47,081
We couldn't find him.

689
00:43:50,076 --> 00:43:52,073
Spiros...

690
00:43:54,070 --> 00:43:55,428
This isn't easy...

691
00:43:57,066 --> 00:43:59,063
..but you'll find out soon enough.

692
00:44:00,061 --> 00:44:02,058
What?

693
00:44:03,896 --> 00:44:06,052
You know your wife was having an affair?

694
00:44:09,048 --> 00:44:11,045
Well, it was with Basil.

695
00:44:16,038 --> 00:44:18,035
And... And I put Basil up to it.

696
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:22,028
I thought it would bring
you and Mother together.

697
00:44:22,029 --> 00:44:25,023
But Basil's left Corfu now, so...

698
00:44:25,024 --> 00:44:26,381
Hello, everyone!

699
00:44:26,382 --> 00:44:28,019
Ah packing, eh!

700
00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:29,018
Maybe I should burn it all

701
00:44:29,019 --> 00:44:31,214
and just take a toothbrush
and a hefty Trollope

702
00:44:31,215 --> 00:44:33,011
for the journey home.

703
00:44:33,012 --> 00:44:35,009
Basil, man, will you ever leave?!

704
00:44:39,003 --> 00:44:41,998
You... My wife?

705
00:44:41,999 --> 00:44:42,997
Spiros...

706
00:44:42,998 --> 00:44:45,992
Spiros. Let's...
Let's talk about this.

707
00:44:45,993 --> 00:44:47,989
You were in my house today!

708
00:44:47,990 --> 00:44:50,186
Just to say goodbye.
It would be rude not to.

709
00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:52,982
Defend yourself.
Sorry?

710
00:45:01,969 --> 00:45:03,966
Spiros, we're all to blame.

711
00:45:12,953 --> 00:45:15,987
You interfered in my life
and my marriage.

712
00:45:15,988 --> 00:45:17,945
I was the last to know.

713
00:45:19,942 --> 00:45:21,939
I can never forgive you.

714
00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:27,930
Spiros...

715
00:45:28,969 --> 00:45:31,764
I think we can agree
that I deserved that.

716
00:45:33,921 --> 00:45:35,918
Definitely be off, then.

717
00:45:44,905 --> 00:45:46,901
Italy's invaded Albania.

718
00:45:46,902 --> 00:45:48,898
We're all back together,
and we're not going anywhere.

719
00:45:48,899 --> 00:45:50,935
You must take your family
back to England.

720
00:45:50,936 --> 00:45:53,890
I'm trying to see it
as setting them all free,

721
00:45:53,891 --> 00:45:55,887
but it feels more like
losing a lot of friends.

722
00:45:55,888 --> 00:45:57,884
You've loved my mother
ever since you met her.

723
00:45:57,885 --> 00:45:59,921
And you feel guilty because
that's what broke your marriage.

724
00:45:59,922 --> 00:46:01,878
It's not about me.

725
00:46:01,879 --> 00:46:04,875
It is. I want it to be!

726
00:46:05,873 --> 00:46:07,870
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