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[Bell rings]
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Everybody ready?
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Camera rolling.
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Pucks!
Pilot... 14 Delta, take two.
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And action!
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She's just not
interested in you.
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You don't know that.
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Everyone knows that.
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Tsk.
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Look at her.
She's so hot.
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Uh...I'm 12.
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Should we be having
this conversation?
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Shh! Coach Lyman, please.
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[Whispering]
You see there?
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The way she was touching
her lips with her finger?
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And you're saying she's not
interested? Ho ho ho!
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She was shushing you.
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She's a librarian.
That's what they do.
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That's not all they do.
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Again...12.
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Besides...
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I think she might be gay.
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What? She's not...
Why would you...
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What do you even know
about gay?
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My dads are gay.
Jesus.
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Both of them?
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What are the odds of that?
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Director: And cut!
That's great.
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Let's go again.
Morning, this time,
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can you make the shush
a little sexier?
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Oh, I think I can do that.
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Did I mention I hate this show?
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I believe it's come up.
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Here's that thing
you asked for.
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Mm.
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That's mysterious.
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What?
What?
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It's about morning.
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How old she actually is.
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Oh, dear God. Why are you
so obsessed with that?
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I'm not obsessed.
It's just mad.
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From everything we've heard,
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she was acting in that play
when Lincoln was shot.
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So? She looks great.
Who cares how old she is?
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Right. You're not
the least bit curious?
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No, I'm not.
[Scoffs]
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Sean: So?
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No. You're not curious.
Oh, come on.
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She's...old.
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How old?
Old.
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Ridiculously old.
She must've been made in a lab.
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Let me see.
No.
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Oh, my God.
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She's even older than you.
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You fucker.
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That's what you're
thinking, isn't it?
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Well...
Of course it is.
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Look at her.
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I could be her mother.
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Only if you had her very young.
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Don't agree with me.
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All right, fine. But you're much
more attractive than she is.
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You are.
She's all plastic.
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Those boobs.
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Yuck.
Mm-hm.
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I'm telling you...
I like the real thing.
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Give me a woman
who looks her age.
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Five years younger
than her age. Seven.
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Ten. Ten years younger.
You're a fetus.
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Walk away.
Just walk away.
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It's...
Bullshit!
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No, not bullshit.
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Hey, Seanie!
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Come here, you gotta
settle something for us.
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Hey, look at you, all spiffy.
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Yeah, I got that
custody hearing today.
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Oh, Jesus.
Good luck with that.
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I'll be fine.
I'll just give the judge
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a couple of "how you doin's".
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Hey, are we gonna
have catch phrases?
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Catch phrases.
Oh, no, they're...
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They're awfully cheesy.
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Yeah? Tell that to
my house in Malibu.
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Ha ha! So, what is it
you need settling?
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Ah. Ok, would you
please tell morning
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that she is not
a lesbian anymore.
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Right.
You're not.
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It doesn't really affect
the pilot, but we decided
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that if this thing goes,
Nicola should be straight.
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No way.
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It just kind of
gives us more room
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for stories with the two
of you down the road.
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All right! My girl
likes the dick!
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[Laughs]
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What was that?
He can't high-five. I've tried.
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I can high-five.
No.
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Well, what can I say?
We're more...
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Firm handshake kind of people.
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Don't even try to
get him to fist-bump.
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Oh, come on!
No.
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Come on, come on.
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No, I can't.
Seriously, I'll hurt you.
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Sean: Seriously.
Morning: Yes, yes.
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Your hand is
gonna meet my fist.
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When I do it,
I look like I need...
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No, you're cool.
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Sean: Ok, all right.
We'll do it. I'm ready, ok?
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And.
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Hey!
Yes!
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[Laughter]
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Matt: Aww.
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Morning: Whoo! Good job!
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[Laughs loudly]
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Ohh!
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What?
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Nothing.
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You have that look.
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No look.
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All right.
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So...
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When Morning was
hugging you today...
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There we go.
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Did she feel 25,
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or could you sense the
withered crone beneath?
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Maybe you should
give her a hug.
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I'm sure she'd prefer that
over your evil glare.
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I don't have an evil glare.
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Oh, please.
You look at her
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the way Cruella de Vil
looked at those puppies.
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Not at all. Anyway,
I think it's nice
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you've made a new titsy friend.
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She's obviously
quite fond of you.
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She's an actress
who wants more lines.
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Maybe she can
hug them out of you.
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I'm not doing this.
I'm not blaming you.
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She's gorgeous, she's young.
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She's not that young.
She's older than you.
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That's why I didn't
want to do this!
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All right, one more question
about her, then I'll let it go.
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If I were dead...
I'm not playing this game.
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Please, one round.
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[Telephone rings]
Oh, thank God.
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[Ring]
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Hello?
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Hey, Betsy.
Is Seanie there?
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Hello?
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Hey, can you do me a big favor?
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Can you come and pick me up?
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What's going on?
Where are you?
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What's going on?
Where is he?
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Right. Oh, my God.
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What? Oh, my God what?
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I am so sorry.
What?
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And he's just sitting
out there waiting?
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Who?
Who's sitting where?
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Where's Santa Clarita?
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Why are you writing that down?
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You're not going
to Santa Clarita!
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I'm leaving now.
You're going to Santa Clarita.
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Matt lost his custody hearing.
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Ohh, my God.
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Oh, that was your "Oh, my God".
Right.
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Now he's at this bar
by the courthouse,
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and there's some
paparazzi guy outside,
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waiting for him
so he can take pictures
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of Matt driving home drunk.
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He wants me to pick him up.
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Oh, I'm sorry
he lost his children.
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But can't he take a cab?
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Darling.
I know.
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But it's 11 o'clock.
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Doesn't he have any friends
he can call to pick him up?
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I'm his friend.
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I am!
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You've known him five minutes.
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That doesn't matter.
There was bonding.
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We bonded.
You bonded?
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Excuse me. Of all
the people in the world,
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who did he call
to come pick him up?
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I know.
That makes me sad.
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You're just jealous because you
haven't made any friends out here.
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That's not true.
All right, who?
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Irene.
Who's Irene?
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The girl who takes
our script notes.
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Noreen.
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Oh, who cares?
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She can't spell,
and she nicks my mints.
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She thinks I don't
see her, but I do.
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Give her the evil glare.
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Not me. Her.
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Anyway, my actual friend Matt
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sounded really depressed, and
he wants my help, so I'm going.
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Fine, then I'm coming with you.
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Oh, no, you don't
have to do that.
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I don't want you to go alone.
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Besides, you'll never find this
Santa Clarita on your own.
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I've got the navigation thingy.
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Uh, last week,
it sent us to Pasadena.
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Yeah, we had fun.
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But we didn't want to go there.
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G.P.S. voice: Your route
is being calculated.
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Turn right
at the next exit.
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We're still in the driveway,
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you lying sack of shit!
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Are you sure this is the place?
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Looks like it.
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There's Matt's car.
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And there's, uh...
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Hello.
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Hey!
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Ohh! You brought her!
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And suddenly
the hour to get here
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seems totally worth it.
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Ah, well, you're here.
Pull up a chair.
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What are you guys having?
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Uh, well, no, we're not...
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I don't think we'll...
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No, no. Hey, don't look at her.
Look at me.
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Come on, one drink.
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One drink!
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This place is great.
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There's this guy over
there with only one eye.
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He was showing me. He can go like this...
[Clicks tongue]
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...And make the fake one
shoot across the room.
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It's insane.
You gotta see it.
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I thought you said
he was depressed.
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It would really help me
if he was depressed.
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Come on, one drink.
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Betsy...
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Be-e-etsy.
Beverly.
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Look, we all have to be on set
by 7 o'clock tomorrow morning.
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So, what do you say we take a
rain check on the drinks...
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And the...
Shooting eyeball?
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Awww! All right.
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We just have to figure out
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how to get past
that prick outside.
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How did he even
know you were here?
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I don't know how he does it.
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That guy is, like, my Nemesis.
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Heh. You have
a Nemesis?
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Why can't I have a Nemesis?
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I usually get along
good with those guys.
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But that one... Whew!
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About 10, 12 years ago,
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I was coming out of some club,
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I was totally hammered.
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Really?
What must that be like?
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Or you could wait in the car.
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Anyway, he got all in my face
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and started saying stuff,
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and I ended up
smashing his camera.
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And, uh, his head
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may have been involved
in the smashing.
261
00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:14,900
Oh, my God.
262
00:10:14,935 --> 00:10:16,335
Ever since then,
263
00:10:16,369 --> 00:10:17,870
if any kind of shit
happens to me,
264
00:10:17,904 --> 00:10:19,271
that guy's there, just waiting.
265
00:10:19,306 --> 00:10:20,539
I don't know how he does it.
266
00:10:20,574 --> 00:10:22,274
It's like I'm captain Hook,
267
00:10:22,309 --> 00:10:24,243
and he's the crocodile
268
00:10:24,277 --> 00:10:26,078
following me with
the ticking clock.
269
00:10:26,113 --> 00:10:28,747
[Laughs]
What?
270
00:10:30,851 --> 00:10:32,985
Nothing.
I just don't expect you
271
00:10:33,019 --> 00:10:34,653
to come out with
the Peter Pan references.
272
00:10:34,688 --> 00:10:37,490
Oh, yeah, I'm fuckin'
full of whimsy!
273
00:10:37,524 --> 00:10:41,060
Also, as a kid, I did
three years on Broadway
274
00:10:41,094 --> 00:10:43,562
as one of the lost boys
in Peter Pan, with...
275
00:10:43,597 --> 00:10:45,264
Sandy Duncan.
276
00:10:45,298 --> 00:10:46,499
You did not!
277
00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,234
Did you get to fly?
I flew!
278
00:10:48,268 --> 00:10:50,836
Oh! Ho ho! Why does that
make me so happy?
279
00:10:50,871 --> 00:10:54,073
Hey! Sandy's only got
one eye, too!
280
00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:55,908
It's crazy one-eye day!
281
00:10:55,942 --> 00:10:58,844
If only Sammy Davis, Jr. were here!
282
00:10:58,879 --> 00:11:01,380
How awesome would that be?
283
00:11:02,849 --> 00:11:04,850
Right, so...
Us leaving.
284
00:11:04,885 --> 00:11:07,920
Ok, how about Matt
slips out the back door
285
00:11:07,954 --> 00:11:09,455
and gets into our car,
286
00:11:09,489 --> 00:11:11,390
and we try and distract
the crocodile?
287
00:11:11,424 --> 00:11:13,025
Distract him how?
I don't know.
288
00:11:13,059 --> 00:11:14,627
We'll ask him
to take our picture.
289
00:11:14,661 --> 00:11:15,761
Oh, no, no.
290
00:11:15,795 --> 00:11:17,363
I look like shit.
What'd she say?
291
00:11:17,397 --> 00:11:18,898
She said she looked like shit.
292
00:11:18,932 --> 00:11:21,567
I'm sorry, I didn't...
What are you doing?
293
00:11:21,601 --> 00:11:23,502
Are you wearing your pajamas?
294
00:11:23,537 --> 00:11:26,105
I didn't realize we'd be
going somewhere this elegant.
295
00:11:26,139 --> 00:11:27,439
Can we please...
296
00:11:27,474 --> 00:11:29,642
Fine, all right,
let's do this thing.
297
00:11:39,419 --> 00:11:40,853
Wow. Eurgh.
298
00:11:40,887 --> 00:11:42,922
My liver hurts from that.
299
00:11:49,996 --> 00:11:52,298
Sean: Excuse me. Hello.
Gentleman with the camera.
300
00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:54,133
Would you mind very much
coming over here
301
00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:56,235
and taking our picture?
What?
302
00:11:56,269 --> 00:11:59,004
I just proposed to
my girlfriend here,
303
00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,273
and it would mean
everything to us
304
00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:03,976
to have a memento
of the occasion.
305
00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:05,444
You proposed just now?
306
00:12:05,478 --> 00:12:07,112
I know.
Can you believe it?
307
00:12:07,147 --> 00:12:09,982
In this horrible bar, in
this awful neighborhood.
308
00:12:10,016 --> 00:12:12,218
I so didn't see it coming.
309
00:12:12,252 --> 00:12:14,153
I wanted to throw her
off the scent.
310
00:12:14,187 --> 00:12:15,588
Oh, was I thrown.
311
00:12:15,622 --> 00:12:17,590
What do you say?
Just one picture?
312
00:12:17,624 --> 00:12:19,592
Oh!
313
00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:20,793
I don't...
314
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,561
Oh, please.
We'll pay anything. $100.
315
00:12:22,596 --> 00:12:24,063
200. 300.
316
00:12:24,097 --> 00:12:25,598
100?
Yeah, anything. 100.
317
00:12:25,632 --> 00:12:27,333
I guess I could mail it to you.
318
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:29,001
Great!
That'd be brilliant.
319
00:12:29,035 --> 00:12:31,937
Just so I'll never forget
this magical night.
320
00:12:31,972 --> 00:12:34,840
Ok, stand right there.
321
00:12:34,874 --> 00:12:36,508
[Snapping photos]
322
00:12:38,745 --> 00:12:40,613
Psst!
323
00:12:40,647 --> 00:12:42,314
Which one's your car?
324
00:12:42,349 --> 00:12:43,749
[Snapping rapidly]
325
00:12:43,783 --> 00:12:45,417
Ohh, fuck!
326
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:55,928
Well, at least he
didn't get any pictures
327
00:12:55,962 --> 00:12:57,496
of you driving drunk.
328
00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:00,766
Fucking paparazzi.
329
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,735
What kind of kid says,
330
00:13:02,769 --> 00:13:04,370
"When I grow up,
331
00:13:04,404 --> 00:13:06,272
"I want to be a scumbag asshole
332
00:13:06,306 --> 00:13:08,707
"with a camera,
who just sits around,
333
00:13:08,742 --> 00:13:11,377
"hoping to catch some celebrity
hitting their nanny,
334
00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:14,813
"or getting a blowjob
from a tranny hooker"?
335
00:13:14,848 --> 00:13:16,815
Maybe if the celebrities
didn't hit their nannies
336
00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:18,517
or get tranny hooker blow jobs,
337
00:13:18,551 --> 00:13:21,287
then the scumbag arseholes
would be out of a job.
338
00:13:21,321 --> 00:13:23,289
Why is she here?
339
00:13:24,824 --> 00:13:25,991
No.
340
00:13:26,026 --> 00:13:27,993
It's a convertible.
No!
341
00:13:28,028 --> 00:13:30,529
G.P.S. voice: Turn right
at the next exit.
342
00:13:32,198 --> 00:13:34,867
Route 134 east.
343
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,069
We're nowhere near the 134.
344
00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:38,904
It's broken.
So, turn it off.
345
00:13:38,938 --> 00:13:40,973
We don't know how.
346
00:13:41,007 --> 00:13:43,809
So far, I'm not
having fun in this car.
347
00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:47,713
Just stay on this
till we get to sunset
348
00:13:47,747 --> 00:13:50,549
and, uh, I'll tell you
where to go from there.
349
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,854
I'm sorry about
the custody business.
350
00:13:55,889 --> 00:13:57,656
Yeah.
351
00:13:57,691 --> 00:13:59,325
Such bullshit.
352
00:13:59,359 --> 00:14:00,693
What happened?
353
00:14:00,727 --> 00:14:02,728
I got fucked, is what happened.
354
00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:05,097
I see.
355
00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:08,967
We had this rule
356
00:14:09,002 --> 00:14:10,736
that I wouldn't have
girls over to the house
357
00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:12,237
if the kids were there.
358
00:14:12,272 --> 00:14:14,973
Also, the nanny had to be there
359
00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:16,642
whenever they were,
blah, blah, blah.
360
00:14:16,676 --> 00:14:18,010
Whatever.
361
00:14:18,044 --> 00:14:21,413
Anyway, one night,
they were asleep...
362
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:23,949
They were asleep!
363
00:14:23,983 --> 00:14:25,517
And...
364
00:14:25,552 --> 00:14:27,753
I don't know.
365
00:14:27,787 --> 00:14:29,421
You had a girl over?
366
00:14:29,456 --> 00:14:31,857
No. I didn't
even do that.
367
00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:38,664
The nanny?
368
00:14:38,698 --> 00:14:40,032
She was already in the house!
369
00:14:40,066 --> 00:14:42,067
That shouldn't count!
370
00:14:42,102 --> 00:14:45,804
G.P.S. voice: Turn next left
onto the bridge.
371
00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:48,440
That thing's an idiot.
372
00:14:48,475 --> 00:14:51,076
No!
Oh, shit. Right.
373
00:14:51,111 --> 00:14:52,411
So, anyway...
374
00:14:52,445 --> 00:14:54,947
One of the boys woke up
and walked in on us.
375
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,049
Oh, my God!
376
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,051
He didn't see anything...
377
00:14:59,085 --> 00:15:01,120
Much.
378
00:15:01,154 --> 00:15:03,088
But he told Diane.
379
00:15:03,123 --> 00:15:05,257
And she went nuts.
380
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,226
It was a whole thing.
381
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:09,194
And Diane is your...
382
00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:10,596
Ex-wife!
383
00:15:10,630 --> 00:15:13,298
Sorry. I haven't seen
this show before.
384
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,968
So, then her
rat-faced lawyer
385
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,970
brings it up in court today.
386
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,739
Now I only get to see my kids
387
00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:22,941
every other weekend.
388
00:15:22,976 --> 00:15:26,178
Every other weekend, just
for screwing the nanny?
389
00:15:26,212 --> 00:15:27,780
She's not even that hot!
390
00:15:27,814 --> 00:15:29,047
Did you mention that in court?
391
00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:31,450
'Cause it's a really
good argument.
392
00:15:37,624 --> 00:15:39,525
You think they should've
taken my kids away?
393
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:41,460
No.
394
00:15:41,494 --> 00:15:43,395
I just think you might've
contained your libido long enough
395
00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:45,097
till your children
were out of the house.
396
00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:48,600
At least I have a libido.
Ow. Ow.
397
00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:49,835
All right, all right.
Ooh. Ow. Ow.
398
00:15:49,869 --> 00:15:51,637
I only screwed her once.
399
00:15:51,671 --> 00:15:53,172
[Laughs] You only
got caught once.
400
00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:54,773
Clearly you have
enough of a compulsion
401
00:15:54,808 --> 00:15:56,642
that your wife had to
make rules about it.
402
00:15:56,676 --> 00:15:58,043
I don't have a compulsion.
403
00:15:58,077 --> 00:15:59,511
No, of course not.
404
00:15:59,546 --> 00:16:01,513
It was an informed decision
to shag the nanny,
405
00:16:01,548 --> 00:16:04,349
a brilliant plan that could
only end well, obviously.
406
00:16:04,384 --> 00:16:05,784
Hey, you know what?
407
00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:07,319
All right, all right,
that's enough!
408
00:16:07,353 --> 00:16:08,754
One more word
out of either of you
409
00:16:08,788 --> 00:16:10,923
and I'm gonna turn
this car around.
410
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,128
And go where? Back to the bar?
God help us.
411
00:16:16,162 --> 00:16:18,030
I'd go back to the bar.
We're not going back to the bar.
412
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,865
Who made you the boss
of everything?
413
00:16:19,899 --> 00:16:21,433
Sean: Oh, bloody hell.
414
00:16:21,468 --> 00:16:23,469
[All arguing]
415
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,507
Matt: Wait, slow down.
416
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:31,009
That's it there...
Right there.
417
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,847
Oh.
418
00:16:37,183 --> 00:16:38,750
See you tomorrow.
419
00:16:38,785 --> 00:16:40,185
You're welcome.
420
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:46,492
Well, at least he sobered up.
421
00:16:48,761 --> 00:16:50,496
What's he doing?
422
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,564
[Dog barking]
423
00:16:52,599 --> 00:16:54,299
Are you sure this is his house?
424
00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:55,667
I don't know.
425
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:57,736
Doesn't he live in Malibu?
Yeah.
426
00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:59,104
[Banging on door]
427
00:16:59,138 --> 00:17:00,839
Well, I'm no shitty
navigation system,
428
00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:02,207
but this isn't Malibu.
429
00:17:02,242 --> 00:17:04,176
Maybe Malibu's
just for weekends,
430
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:05,744
and he lives somewhere else.
431
00:17:05,778 --> 00:17:07,579
Does he?
I don't know.
432
00:17:07,614 --> 00:17:10,582
You really are good friends.
433
00:17:13,219 --> 00:17:15,754
Er, Matt, did you
lose your key?
434
00:17:15,788 --> 00:17:17,523
Is this even your house?
435
00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:20,425
I paid for it.
436
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:22,361
Oh, Jesus.
437
00:17:22,395 --> 00:17:23,662
I want to see the boys.
438
00:17:23,696 --> 00:17:25,097
You know what time it is?
439
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,198
How drunk are you?
440
00:17:26,232 --> 00:17:27,266
I'm fine.
441
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,668
Yeah, right.
I am!
442
00:17:29,702 --> 00:17:31,837
Fine, like you were
at Donna's christening?
443
00:17:31,871 --> 00:17:33,705
I was at Donna's christening?
444
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:35,507
You called her
a little fat fuck.
445
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,776
Well...
Have you seen her?
446
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:39,611
Ohh, God, you are so hammered.
447
00:17:39,646 --> 00:17:41,413
Hope you didn't drive here.
448
00:17:41,447 --> 00:17:43,015
Uh, no, that was us.
449
00:17:43,049 --> 00:17:45,651
We're so sorry.
He told us this was his house.
450
00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:47,519
Like fools, we believed him.
451
00:17:47,554 --> 00:17:48,954
You're fancy.
452
00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:50,722
Matt:
Tell me about it.
453
00:17:50,757 --> 00:17:52,724
This is Diane.
454
00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:54,726
This is Sean and Betsy.
455
00:17:54,761 --> 00:17:56,094
Beverly.
Betsy.
456
00:17:56,129 --> 00:17:57,296
Beverly.
Betsy.
457
00:17:57,330 --> 00:17:59,565
It's Beverly.
Who the fuck cares?
458
00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:01,099
Diane: I'm going back to bed.
459
00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:02,267
You, I'll see next weekend.
460
00:18:02,302 --> 00:18:04,069
No, wait. I...
461
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:05,304
I really want to see them now.
462
00:18:05,338 --> 00:18:07,973
[Sighs] You heard
what the judge said.
463
00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:10,042
Yeah, I heard what he said.
464
00:18:10,076 --> 00:18:11,944
But come on.
465
00:18:11,978 --> 00:18:14,446
You won today.
466
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,915
Just give me this.
467
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:18,216
They're asleep.
468
00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:19,751
I'm not gonna wake them.
469
00:18:19,786 --> 00:18:22,988
I promise. I just
want to look at them.
470
00:18:24,824 --> 00:18:26,625
I need that tonight.
471
00:18:26,659 --> 00:18:29,094
Ok?
472
00:18:29,128 --> 00:18:31,129
Come on.
473
00:18:32,498 --> 00:18:35,534
Just once, don't be a cunt?
474
00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:37,769
All right.
475
00:18:37,804 --> 00:18:39,771
Just this once.
476
00:18:39,806 --> 00:18:41,273
Matt: Thanks.
477
00:18:41,307 --> 00:18:43,609
If you wake them, I'll
break your fuckin' arms.
478
00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:46,445
Come see my boys.
479
00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:51,683
If we're ever at
some sort of impasse,
480
00:18:51,718 --> 00:18:53,285
and you want to win me over,
481
00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:56,154
I would avoid using the phrase,
482
00:18:56,189 --> 00:18:59,891
"just once,
don't be a cunt."
483
00:18:59,926 --> 00:19:02,260
I think I knew that.
484
00:19:11,004 --> 00:19:13,171
Aren't they gorgeous?
485
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:15,774
They really are.
486
00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:17,943
I like the small one.
487
00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:20,078
The big one...
Ehh.
488
00:19:22,048 --> 00:19:23,749
I thought that
might be a moment
489
00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:25,417
for a little humor.
490
00:19:25,451 --> 00:19:27,386
Clearly not.
491
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:28,887
What are their names again?
492
00:19:28,921 --> 00:19:30,188
The older one's Aiden.
493
00:19:30,223 --> 00:19:31,890
The little monster is Michael.
494
00:19:31,924 --> 00:19:33,859
You see that trophy?
495
00:19:33,893 --> 00:19:36,962
Aiden just won his
school talent contest.
496
00:19:36,996 --> 00:19:38,997
The whole school.
497
00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:40,332
Wow.
498
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:42,267
Yeah.
499
00:19:42,301 --> 00:19:43,902
He does this thing
500
00:19:43,936 --> 00:19:45,704
where he stacks cups.
501
00:19:45,738 --> 00:19:47,239
Cups?
502
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,808
I know, it sounds stupid.
But you should see him do it.
503
00:19:49,842 --> 00:19:52,277
He's so fast, the cups
are like a fuckin' blur.
504
00:19:52,311 --> 00:19:54,446
And he won over
everyone in the school?
505
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,148
Yeah.
506
00:19:56,182 --> 00:19:58,617
Also, the other kids...
507
00:19:58,651 --> 00:20:00,519
Not so talented.
508
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,824
Jesus.
509
00:20:05,858 --> 00:20:07,325
What?
510
00:20:09,195 --> 00:20:11,430
Every other weekend?
511
00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:18,203
I'm such an asshole.
512
00:20:18,237 --> 00:20:19,805
Hmm.
513
00:20:32,752 --> 00:20:35,387
Diane seems nice.
514
00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:36,888
Hmm.
515
00:20:40,059 --> 00:20:42,160
I can really see
you two as a couple.
516
00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:44,830
You trying to make me
more depressed?
517
00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:46,631
Sorry.
518
00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:54,906
It was great to
finally see the boys.
519
00:20:56,109 --> 00:20:58,110
Yeah, they're even more fun
520
00:20:58,144 --> 00:21:00,112
when they're awake.
521
00:21:00,146 --> 00:21:02,881
Well, they're
definitely cuties.
522
00:21:02,915 --> 00:21:04,416
Sure.
523
00:21:08,688 --> 00:21:11,757
Now I gotta go home and
look at their empty rooms.
524
00:21:15,728 --> 00:21:17,395
Christ.
525
00:21:19,165 --> 00:21:21,566
The house gets
so fuckin' quiet.
526
00:21:25,204 --> 00:21:27,439
Why don't you stay
at our place tonight?
527
00:21:29,575 --> 00:21:32,577
Seriously?
You mean that?
528
00:21:32,612 --> 00:21:35,080
Apparently so.
529
00:21:36,949 --> 00:21:38,216
Ok.
530
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,087
Well, who saw that coming?
531
00:21:45,758 --> 00:21:47,359
Hey.
532
00:21:49,162 --> 00:21:52,297
I just want to say, you know...
533
00:21:52,331 --> 00:21:54,699
Thanks.
534
00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:58,770
Not... not just for
the room, but...
535
00:21:58,805 --> 00:22:00,906
For coming out
to get me tonight.
536
00:22:02,508 --> 00:22:04,543
Oh, well...
537
00:22:04,577 --> 00:22:06,411
You're welcome.
538
00:22:06,445 --> 00:22:08,413
Hello. Just her?
What about me?
539
00:22:08,447 --> 00:22:10,182
Ahh. Heh.
540
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:13,285
I knew you'd come.
541
00:22:15,521 --> 00:22:17,656
But I wasn't expecting...
542
00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:19,357
Beverly.
543
00:22:22,662 --> 00:22:24,896
Blurgh!
544
00:22:25,998 --> 00:22:27,766
Uhh.
545
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,034
Ohh.
546
00:22:29,068 --> 00:22:31,102
Oh, sorry.
547
00:22:32,805 --> 00:22:35,340
[Sighs]
548
00:22:35,374 --> 00:22:38,810
[Snoring]
549
00:22:38,845 --> 00:22:41,947
Oh, they grow up so fast.
550
00:22:41,981 --> 00:22:44,683
Sean: That was a nice thing
you did there.
551
00:22:44,717 --> 00:22:46,818
I know.
552
00:22:46,853 --> 00:22:48,920
I think he really
appreciated it.
553
00:22:48,955 --> 00:22:50,889
He vomited on me.
554
00:22:50,923 --> 00:22:53,024
Just a little.
555
00:22:55,261 --> 00:22:57,329
Well, I'm just happy
556
00:22:57,363 --> 00:23:00,465
he got to see how generous...
557
00:23:00,499 --> 00:23:03,501
And wonderful...
558
00:23:03,536 --> 00:23:06,404
And sexy...
[Laughs]
559
00:23:06,439 --> 00:23:08,173
I repeat...
560
00:23:08,207 --> 00:23:10,675
Vomited on me.
561
00:23:10,710 --> 00:23:13,178
Yeah, well, maybe not
the last part.
562
00:23:15,414 --> 00:23:17,249
I think this will really
make the difference
563
00:23:17,283 --> 00:23:18,550
between the two of you.
564
00:23:18,584 --> 00:23:20,952
That'd be nice.
565
00:23:23,890 --> 00:23:26,057
[Moans]
566
00:23:26,092 --> 00:23:28,393
I'm so tired.
Hmm.
567
00:23:28,427 --> 00:23:31,396
I could fall asleep right here.
568
00:23:31,430 --> 00:23:34,032
Maybe a quick shower first.
569
00:23:35,334 --> 00:23:36,801
The vomit?
Mm-hm.
570
00:23:36,836 --> 00:23:38,036
Mm.
571
00:23:48,881 --> 00:23:50,682
[Clears throat]
572
00:23:50,716 --> 00:23:51,683
Morning.
573
00:23:51,717 --> 00:23:52,884
Hey, Betsy.
574
00:23:54,887 --> 00:23:56,054
Do you want some tea?
575
00:23:56,088 --> 00:23:57,355
Ugh. No.
576
00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:58,690
Any coffee?
577
00:23:58,724 --> 00:24:00,058
Sorry, no. Just tea.
578
00:24:00,092 --> 00:24:03,028
Seriously? No coffee?
No.
579
00:24:03,062 --> 00:24:05,196
In the whole house? No coffee?
No.
580
00:24:05,231 --> 00:24:06,665
Wow.
581
00:24:06,699 --> 00:24:09,401
It's not like Colombia
not having coffee.
582
00:24:12,204 --> 00:24:14,172
Morning, Florinda.
Morning, miss.
583
00:24:14,206 --> 00:24:15,941
[Gasps]
584
00:24:15,975 --> 00:24:17,375
Joey!
585
00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:19,711
Uh, hey.
Hola.
586
00:24:19,745 --> 00:24:23,348
Dios mío.Eres tú.
Ohh!
587
00:24:23,382 --> 00:24:24,950
How you doin', eh?
588
00:24:24,984 --> 00:24:26,217
Heh. Good one,
good one.
589
00:24:26,252 --> 00:24:28,720
¿Esa es un dolor de cabeza?
590
00:24:28,754 --> 00:24:31,122
Ohh. Un gran
dolor de cabeza.
591
00:24:31,157 --> 00:24:32,524
Es imposible.
592
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,225
Florinda has esto,
Florinda has lo otro.
593
00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:36,094
Ooh. ¿Recuerdo, eh?
594
00:24:36,128 --> 00:24:37,228
Sí, claro, claro.
595
00:24:37,263 --> 00:24:38,797
[Both laughing]
596
00:24:38,831 --> 00:24:40,632
What? What did you just say?
597
00:24:40,666 --> 00:24:41,967
Nothing.
598
00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:44,769
Just, uh...Good morning.
599
00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:49,074
Hello, all.
600
00:24:50,109 --> 00:24:51,176
Hey.
601
00:24:53,612 --> 00:24:56,748
What, did something
happen already?
602
00:24:56,782 --> 00:24:58,950
Sean: And we're off.
603
00:24:58,985 --> 00:25:01,720
Let the awkward silence begin.
604
00:25:03,155 --> 00:25:05,090
I thought that would
break the tension,
605
00:25:05,124 --> 00:25:07,025
but clearly it just...
606
00:25:07,059 --> 00:25:09,060
Shines a light on it.
607
00:25:11,330 --> 00:25:14,466
Hey.
Hey.
608
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,834
Both: Hmm.
609
00:25:15,868 --> 00:25:17,669
Oh.
610
00:25:17,703 --> 00:25:20,005
Heh. This is Kendra.
Hi.
611
00:25:20,039 --> 00:25:21,639
Hello.
Hello.
612
00:25:21,674 --> 00:25:23,208
Heh.
613
00:25:23,242 --> 00:25:24,809
I woke up in the
middle of the night,
614
00:25:24,844 --> 00:25:26,111
totally awake.
615
00:25:26,145 --> 00:25:27,612
You guys were out cold.
616
00:25:27,646 --> 00:25:29,481
This one snores, by the way.
617
00:25:29,515 --> 00:25:32,050
You were in our room?
618
00:25:32,084 --> 00:25:34,552
I was really bored.
Anyways,
619
00:25:34,587 --> 00:25:35,987
I called Kendra.
620
00:25:36,022 --> 00:25:37,389
That's not compulsive at all.
621
00:25:37,423 --> 00:25:39,124
Kendra: Is there any coffee?
622
00:25:39,158 --> 00:25:40,625
No. Just tea.
623
00:25:40,659 --> 00:25:42,894
Eww.
624
00:25:42,928 --> 00:25:44,462
So, how do you guys know Matt?
625
00:25:44,497 --> 00:25:45,764
We're making
a TV pilot with him.
626
00:25:45,798 --> 00:25:47,799
Cool.
And you?
627
00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:49,267
We met at Jamba Juice.
628
00:25:49,301 --> 00:25:51,436
Jamba Juice?
629
00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:53,138
Jamba Juice.
630
00:25:53,172 --> 00:25:56,508
No? Jamba Juice?
631
00:25:56,542 --> 00:25:58,443
Jamba Juice.
632
00:25:58,477 --> 00:26:00,311
Jamba Juice.
633
00:26:00,346 --> 00:26:01,980
Please make them stop
saying "Jamba Juice".
634
00:26:02,014 --> 00:26:04,582
I assume it's some
sort of juice place.
635
00:26:04,617 --> 00:26:07,185
Right. I can't believe you guys
have never heard of Jamba Juice.
636
00:26:07,219 --> 00:26:08,720
Not until the last 15 times.
637
00:26:08,754 --> 00:26:11,156
Anyway... What was I
talking about?
638
00:26:11,190 --> 00:26:12,490
Nothing.
639
00:26:12,525 --> 00:26:14,526
Oh. I know.
So, I was getting
640
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,061
one of those
antioxidant smoothies
641
00:26:16,095 --> 00:26:17,362
with a whey protein
super-boost,
642
00:26:17,396 --> 00:26:20,298
and this guy walks in
and hears me ordering,
643
00:26:20,332 --> 00:26:21,833
and he's, like,
"Uh, gross."
644
00:26:21,867 --> 00:26:23,701
And I'm, like,
"Uh, have you even tried it?"
645
00:26:23,736 --> 00:26:25,270
And he goes,
"I don't need to try it."
646
00:26:25,304 --> 00:26:28,973
So I say, "Uh, hello?
I think you do."
647
00:26:30,342 --> 00:26:32,210
Anyway, I made him taste it,
648
00:26:32,244 --> 00:26:34,112
and, before you know it...
Blah, blah, blah,
649
00:26:34,146 --> 00:26:35,547
thank you very much...
650
00:26:35,581 --> 00:26:38,183
Someone's got
a new favorite drink.
651
00:26:40,086 --> 00:26:42,253
[Smacking lips]
652
00:26:44,990 --> 00:26:46,791
We fuck once in a while.
653
00:26:48,527 --> 00:26:50,829
Right. I think
we should be
654
00:26:50,863 --> 00:26:52,964
getting to the studio.
655
00:26:52,998 --> 00:26:54,732
Darling, you should get ready.
Matt, pants.
656
00:26:54,767 --> 00:26:56,634
And, Kendra, it was
very nice meeting you.
657
00:26:56,669 --> 00:26:58,536
Oh. You, too.
658
00:26:58,571 --> 00:27:00,872
Let's get on with the day.
659
00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,810
Uh...Has anyone
seen my dog?
660
00:27:08,781 --> 00:27:09,881
Kendra: Hmm.
661
00:27:10,081 --> 00:27:20,281
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