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No. No.
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Oh, good. There you are.
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Hey. See what Sean thinks.
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See what Sean thinks
about what?
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Isn't this top
too booby for Nicola?
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Uh...
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I'd... I'd have to say, can
one ever be too booby?
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Thank you! I have
spent a lot of money
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believing the answer
to that question is no.
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I'm gonna find you
something else.
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So, what's up?
Um...
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Thanks.
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I've got the new pages
for the library scene.
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You go to him now.
That way,
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it really puts
the pressure on him.
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Let's see.
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This is so much better.
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Is it? Oh, yay.
Yeah, it works now.
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You're so good!
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Well...
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Morning likes the rewrite.
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I can see that.
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I should probably...
Right.
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Try this.
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What was I supposed to do?
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I'm talking to her, and she
just takes her top off
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like I'm not even there.
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Oh, please. She knew
you were there.
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She's an actress.
They're very free with their bodies.
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All I'm saying is,
that was a choice.
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She could've gone
in the back to change.
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Or... here's an idea...
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she could just have
turned round. But no.
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She decided that was
the perfect moment
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to bring out the bazooms.
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Bazooms?
Yes.
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Technically,
those aren't breasts.
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They're bazooms.
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You can look it up in
The Big Book of Tits.
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Darling, look at me.
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Hi. You have
nothing to worry about.
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I am totally immune
to her bazooms.
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All right.
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I mean it.
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I said all right.
All right.
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All right?
All right.
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One more round?
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All right.
All right.
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Is today over yet?
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Actually,
Matt has these tickets
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for this charity thing tonight,
and he was wondering...
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Oh, please, no.
All I want to do
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is go home and sit
in a nice hot bath.
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Can we get out of it?
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You can.
He only has one extra.
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And, of course,
he only invited you.
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You just said
you didn't want to go.
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That's not the point.
It's my point.
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What if I wanted to go?
But you don't.
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You just asked
to get out of it.
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Whoosh... you're out of it.
Any more wishes?
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Are you being
intentionally dim,
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or do you really not get...
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It's you who doesn't get it.
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Of course he's not gonna
invite you to things.
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He knows you didn't
want him for the part.
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You talk to him
like he's an idiot.
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And, lest we forget,
you hate him.
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Still, that's no reason
not to invite me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So, what is this charity thing
that I'm not invited to?
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It's for rape.
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It's for rape?
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No, it's not for rape.
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It's not... It's not pro-rape.
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It's to prevent it, or to...
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take care of women after...
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I don't know.
Rape is involved.
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You wouldn't have
enjoyed it anyway.
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There's this whole
wine-tasting thing.
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Wine-tasting and rape?
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And I believe there's a singer.
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Uh...
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Oh, good.
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She's here.
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What do you think?
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Well, uh...
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I like that she's wearing
a top this time.
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Mm-hmm?
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But where's the bottom?
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What are you saying?
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Uh, the skirt.
What?
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Too short?
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Heh.
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She's a librarian
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in a boys' boarding school.
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I'm guessing it's not
within her job description
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to show the boys her vagina.
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They might go to
the library more.
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Look at it with the glasses.
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Hmm?
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Right. So, now it's
a vagina with glasses.
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Tell me again...
what you want.
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Obviously, I'm not getting it.
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As incomprehensible as that is,
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we need something
tasteful, stylish,
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less, uh... gynecological.
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Hey, kids!
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Ohh! Love that!
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Thank you!
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Isn't it great?
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It is not great!
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Because she's a librarian!
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Well, a TV librarian.
Exactly.
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Meaning?
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No one ever stopped
watching a TV show
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because the librarian
looked too hot.
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You're not gonna
actually see my vagina.
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And yet, we'll all
know it's there.
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Look, let me be
absolutely clear about this.
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This skirt... and her
reproductive organs...
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are not... I repeat...
not going in my show!
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Let's get you
out of this, honey...
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before she kills somebody.
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I'm... I'm sorry. That was...
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Come on.
Let's take a walk.
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No, I'm fine, really.
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I know, I know.
Just walk with me.
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Okay, what's wrong?
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Nothing's wrong.
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Really, it's all good.
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Gotcha. Nice fists.
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Oh. Oh, it's all
incredibly tedious.
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So, bore me.
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Oh, I've just had
a rather difficult day.
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And by "day", I mean
month, month and a half.
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Oh. Not having fun?
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Fun?
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No. I...
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You really want to hear this?
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Yeah, I really do.
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Every day, I...
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feel like we're making
this show worse.
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I can barely remember why
I liked it to begin with.
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I hate L.A.
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I'm sick of the sunshine
and the mojitos.
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I... I am tired of feeling fat
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when I'm not fat.
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You're not fat.
Thank you!
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Am I fat?
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No! You're not fat!
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Really?
Ohh, I hate my ass.
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I used to have
such a great ass.
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So...we're done
with me?
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Oh, sorry.
Ha ha ha!
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Go on.
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Sean would kill me
for saying this,
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but if you told me right now
this whole thing was off,
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oh, I'd be home in a heartbeat,
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and I wouldn't mind a bit.
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But you're not gonna
tell me that, are you?
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Sorry.
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Good night, Tim.
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Oh, Christ.
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See you guys tomorrow.
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Honey...
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it's gonna be all right.
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We'll find a skirt.
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I know we will.
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Look at you, all glamory.
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Thanks.
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You did that fast.
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What are you up to tonight?
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I've got that benefit for
the rape prevention thingy.
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Oh, um...I believe
Sean's gonna be there.
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Yeah, I know.
We'll miss you.
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Night.
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I didn't see him behind me
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until it was too late.
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He hit me with a piece of pipe,
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and before I could scream,
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he had his hand over my mouth.
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But mine was...
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I once did a pilot with her.
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Hmm.
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Not a good actress.
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...18% of all victims
were raped by a stranger.
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82% were attacked by
someone that they know.
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I think she does
voice-overs now.
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For, like, cartoons and shit.
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...and why your support
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is so vitally important.
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Women have to know how
to protect themselves...
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You want to open the wine?
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I think we're supposed to wait.
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I am also speaking here
as a mother...
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It really should breathe.
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All right.
Okay.
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Over 80% of the women
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who report being raped
are under 25 years old.
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And that's just the instances
that have been reported.
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Rape is called the most
under-reported...
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In a large national survey
of American women...
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...was reported
to the police.
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Think about that.
One in six.
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That is a staggering
statistic...
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Hi.
Hey.
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Hey.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I got stuck in wardrobe.
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What'd I miss?
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She was raped.
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...and college campuses,
teaching young women
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how to defend themselves...
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I didn't know you were coming.
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Matt invited me.
You look very nice.
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Shh! Come on, guys.
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Not cool.
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We guide them
through the process
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of going to the proper
authorities,
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and we are providing
counseling...
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It's crazy. Why am I
even worrying about this?
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I completely trust him.
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The question is,
do you trust her?
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About as far as I can stretch
her tight little face.
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I don't even like
her name... Morning.
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Well, imagine how ridiculous
that name will be
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when she's, like, 70.
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She probably is 70.
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How does she do it?
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I've heard injections.
What sort?
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Some kind of serum made
from Chinese babies.
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Oh, that's horrible.
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Do we know where she gets it?
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Do you smoke?
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Ohh, I'd love one.
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But I quit ten years ago.
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Although, I did slip
the other day,
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and it was...
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No, no, I shouldn't.
I know it's poison.
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And yet, sometimes even
the smell of a cigarette...
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Oh. Not cigarettes.
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Oh, that's fine.
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♪ I'm just a fool
who needs to listen to... ♪
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I didn't know
you'd invited her.
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Yeah.
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Wait, are you two...
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Us? No, no.
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I brought her for you.
Ha ha!
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And I didn't get you anything.
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It just seemed like you guys
were really hitting it off,
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so I thought I'd
give you some space...
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you know, away from...
ehhhh!
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You serious?
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Yeah, I think she likes you.
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First of all,
I'm married, happily.
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I don't do that sort of thing.
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And whether she likes me...
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Why do you think she likes me?
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I'm telling you...
the way she's always...
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playing up to you.
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That's not what that is.
I'm her boss.
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It's my show.
She has to be nice to me.
266
00:12:02,147 --> 00:12:04,882
I'm not nice to your wife.
267
00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:08,452
Even so, it doesn't matter.
I don't cheat.
268
00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:09,954
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
269
00:12:09,988 --> 00:12:11,922
Who said anything
about cheating?
270
00:12:11,957 --> 00:12:14,325
I'm talking about
a little thing.
271
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,494
Yeah, a little thing
is still a thing.
272
00:12:18,163 --> 00:12:20,064
Nah.
273
00:12:20,098 --> 00:12:23,067
Like, is a hand job cheating?
274
00:12:23,101 --> 00:12:24,502
Yes.
275
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,637
A hand job?
Yes.
276
00:12:26,672 --> 00:12:29,040
You know what a hand job is?
Yes.
277
00:12:31,243 --> 00:12:33,277
So, I guess a blow job...
All the jobs are cheating.
278
00:12:33,312 --> 00:12:35,079
Hand job, blow job,
279
00:12:35,113 --> 00:12:37,014
hum job, rim job...
280
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:39,483
Oh, stop. You're turning
me on with that accent.
281
00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:41,886
Ooh!
I'm just saying...
282
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,387
look at what you're giving up.
283
00:12:45,324 --> 00:12:47,591
You've seen the tape.
What tape?
284
00:12:47,626 --> 00:12:49,327
You haven't seen her tape?
285
00:12:49,361 --> 00:12:51,429
Morning?
Uh, yeah.
286
00:12:51,463 --> 00:12:53,564
About ten years ago.
It was kind of a big deal,
287
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:57,068
'cause she was playing
the mom on some family show.
288
00:12:57,102 --> 00:12:58,502
It's her and some black dude,
289
00:12:58,537 --> 00:13:02,206
and they are doing stuff.
290
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,141
Oh, my God.
291
00:13:06,978 --> 00:13:08,446
I don't want to see it.
292
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,414
Ohh, you want to see it.
293
00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:15,886
How long have you guys
been together?
294
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,355
Eight years.
295
00:13:17,389 --> 00:13:19,523
And he's never...
296
00:13:19,558 --> 00:13:22,393
What?
Screwed around.
297
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,528
Oh, no, never.
298
00:13:24,563 --> 00:13:27,131
Although...
Hmm?
299
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,102
There is some precedent.
300
00:13:31,136 --> 00:13:33,204
Intriguing.
301
00:13:33,238 --> 00:13:37,274
When I first met Sean,
he was...
302
00:13:37,309 --> 00:13:39,410
married to someone else.
303
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,046
Really?!
304
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,915
We both got hired to, um...
305
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,318
write on this sketch show,
306
00:13:47,352 --> 00:13:49,420
and from day one,
it was, like...
307
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,390
"Hell-o-o-o-o.
Where have you been?"
308
00:13:52,424 --> 00:13:56,360
We totally clicked,
made each other laugh.
309
00:13:56,395 --> 00:13:58,062
And I told myself
nothing could happen.
310
00:13:58,096 --> 00:13:59,497
He was married.
311
00:13:59,531 --> 00:14:02,133
How long did that last?
Five days.
312
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,502
Look at you,
with the self-restraint!
313
00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:09,673
Ohh. You want more?
314
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,342
No. Yes.
315
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,678
It was a crazy time...
316
00:14:14,713 --> 00:14:16,614
both of us feeling guilty,
317
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,249
sneaking around,
318
00:14:18,283 --> 00:14:19,550
always afraid we were
gonna get caught.
319
00:14:19,584 --> 00:14:21,352
That sounds hot.
320
00:14:21,386 --> 00:14:23,721
Oh, my God.
321
00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:30,027
I've been seeing this guy...
322
00:14:30,061 --> 00:14:32,329
also married.
323
00:14:32,364 --> 00:14:34,432
Ohh.
324
00:14:34,466 --> 00:14:36,634
No one knows.
325
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,969
And...
326
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,538
I can't tell you his name.
327
00:14:40,572 --> 00:14:42,273
If it got out,
328
00:14:42,307 --> 00:14:44,642
it could ruin a lot of lives.
329
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,377
It's Merc, right?
330
00:14:46,411 --> 00:14:47,711
Yeah.
331
00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:56,353
Ohh! Hello, boys.
332
00:14:56,388 --> 00:14:58,189
Look, honey, it's Matt LeBlanc
333
00:14:58,223 --> 00:15:00,458
and his pal...
Chim Chim Cher-ee!
334
00:15:00,492 --> 00:15:02,426
Ha ha ha!
Hi, Matt.
335
00:15:02,461 --> 00:15:04,628
Hello, Sean.
Hey.
336
00:15:04,663 --> 00:15:06,464
Wow, I didn't know you
two were gonna be here.
337
00:15:06,498 --> 00:15:08,132
Are you kidding me?
338
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,301
James is the co-chair
of this whole thing.
339
00:15:10,335 --> 00:15:12,470
Congratulations.
Wow.
340
00:15:12,504 --> 00:15:13,737
Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
341
00:15:13,772 --> 00:15:15,473
She's been working her ass off.
342
00:15:15,507 --> 00:15:17,308
For, like, the last six months,
343
00:15:17,342 --> 00:15:19,343
all I've heard is, "Rape,
rape, rape, rape, rape."
344
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,512
It's enough to make you
want to do it.
345
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,347
Honey.
I'm kidding.
346
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,182
Hey, you don't laugh
at this stuff.
347
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,450
You cry.
348
00:15:26,485 --> 00:15:28,285
It's a great night.
Thank you.
349
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,787
It really is... everything.
350
00:15:29,821 --> 00:15:32,156
The wine, Natalie Cole.
Even the food.
351
00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:33,791
You don't expect it to be
good at these things, but...
352
00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:36,227
I know. This chef
is a genius.
353
00:15:36,261 --> 00:15:38,028
I found him at the
colorectal cancer benefit.
354
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,463
Now I won't use anyone else.
355
00:15:39,498 --> 00:15:41,365
Have you ever been
to the colorectal one?
356
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,033
Oh, my God.
357
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,369
They always do it
right around Christmas,
358
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,071
with all the twinkly lights.
359
00:15:47,105 --> 00:15:48,472
It's just magical.
360
00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:50,441
Well...
361
00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:52,676
I also really like the one for
the kids with the harelips.
362
00:15:52,711 --> 00:15:55,479
Last year at the raffle,
I won a car.
363
00:15:55,514 --> 00:15:58,082
Wow. Well, a Toyota. But still.
364
00:15:58,116 --> 00:15:59,450
Is Beverly here?
365
00:15:59,484 --> 00:16:01,185
No, Matt only had
one extra ticket.
366
00:16:01,219 --> 00:16:02,786
Oh, you should've called me.
367
00:16:02,821 --> 00:16:04,355
Uhh, I wish I'd known.
368
00:16:04,389 --> 00:16:05,723
I really like Beverly.
369
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,424
Yeah, she's great.
370
00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:09,593
Is she enjoying L.A.
any better?
371
00:16:09,628 --> 00:16:12,129
Eh. Well, you know, we're
working so hard on the pilot,
372
00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:13,531
we really could be anywhere.
373
00:16:13,565 --> 00:16:15,299
Hey, is this one
pushing you too hard?
374
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,668
Just tell me. I've got
a bit of clout with him.
375
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,206
Honey?
376
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,574
Honey?
377
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,677
Honey?
378
00:16:29,681 --> 00:16:32,550
He was going to leave her...
379
00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:34,552
after Christmas.
380
00:16:34,586 --> 00:16:36,120
He just wanted to wait
381
00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:37,788
until they got back
from Hawaii.
382
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:41,492
Apparently the deposits
weren't refundable,
383
00:16:41,526 --> 00:16:43,327
or some bullshit.
I don't know.
384
00:16:43,361 --> 00:16:47,298
But he really was
going to leave her.
385
00:16:47,332 --> 00:16:50,167
And then she went blind.
386
00:16:50,201 --> 00:16:52,102
Right.
387
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,572
Obviously, he couldn't
do anything then.
388
00:16:54,606 --> 00:16:56,307
No.
389
00:16:56,341 --> 00:16:58,542
I mean, how would that look?
390
00:16:58,577 --> 00:17:00,544
Not good.
391
00:17:00,579 --> 00:17:04,248
I couldn't believe it.
392
00:17:04,282 --> 00:17:06,617
Blind.
393
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,819
Blind.
394
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:13,290
It's like I was being punished.
395
00:17:14,726 --> 00:17:16,827
Okay.
396
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,762
And now it's...
397
00:17:18,797 --> 00:17:22,132
Ohh, it's just back to
where we were, you know?
398
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,068
Screwing in the office
399
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,070
and taking fake business trips.
400
00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:30,307
I know, I know...
I should just end it.
401
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,509
But...
402
00:17:32,544 --> 00:17:35,245
Oh, God.
403
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,281
I could eat...
404
00:17:37,315 --> 00:17:41,051
a whole pig right now.
405
00:17:41,086 --> 00:17:44,588
You want to hear
something really pathetic?
406
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,759
I've actually become an expert
407
00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:51,161
on ocular blindness.
408
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,697
I'm online constantly,
409
00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:56,100
reading all
the latest research.
410
00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:57,735
And so far,
411
00:17:57,769 --> 00:18:01,138
there is really no hope.
412
00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:03,474
But I...
413
00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:07,211
I just keep dreaming that...
414
00:18:07,245 --> 00:18:12,650
someday, some doctor somewhere
415
00:18:12,684 --> 00:18:16,086
will find a cure
416
00:18:16,121 --> 00:18:19,823
and give that poor woman
her sight back,
417
00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:23,160
so he can fucking leave her.
418
00:18:35,607 --> 00:18:37,574
Mmm. Ooh.
419
00:18:37,609 --> 00:18:39,877
You guys gotta try this one.
420
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:43,180
Starts off with, like,
a deep cocoa flavor,
421
00:18:43,214 --> 00:18:45,749
and then it has an
almost ashy finish.
422
00:18:45,784 --> 00:18:47,117
A what?
423
00:18:47,152 --> 00:18:49,386
An ashy finish.
424
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,188
That's a real thing.
425
00:18:51,222 --> 00:18:53,323
Mmm, yes.
It's a bright Cabernet,
426
00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:57,661
redolent of burnt hair
and, uh, Marlboro Lights.
427
00:18:57,696 --> 00:18:59,396
Or you can both suck my balls.
428
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,831
Sean?
429
00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:02,499
Oh, my God!
430
00:19:02,534 --> 00:19:05,169
What are you doing
here in L.A.?
431
00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:06,637
I've got a screenplay.
432
00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:08,305
What, you're writing now?
433
00:19:08,339 --> 00:19:10,507
Pretending to.
That's brilliant.
434
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:13,210
Although, features...
that is a tough game.
435
00:19:13,244 --> 00:19:14,845
Bev and I have a script
436
00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:16,680
we've been trying to make
happen for eight years.
437
00:19:16,715 --> 00:19:18,382
Actually, mine is happening.
438
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:19,883
What?
439
00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:22,386
We start filming
in three weeks.
440
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,255
That's brilliant.
441
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,157
They're making your movie.
442
00:19:27,192 --> 00:19:29,626
Bryan Singer's directing.
Brilliant, brilliant.
443
00:19:29,661 --> 00:19:31,528
It's a two-hander with Matt
Damon and Keira Knightley.
444
00:19:31,563 --> 00:19:33,263
Matt Damon?!
445
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,365
And Keira Knightley?
446
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,534
In your movie.
447
00:19:37,569 --> 00:19:38,802
That's...
448
00:19:38,837 --> 00:19:41,472
That is...
449
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,674
Brilliant?
450
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:45,242
Oh, yeah, sorry.
451
00:19:45,276 --> 00:19:46,810
Matt LeBlanc, Morning Randolph,
452
00:19:46,845 --> 00:19:49,313
this is Andrew Leslie.
453
00:19:49,347 --> 00:19:51,348
Andrew used to be
our old P.A.
454
00:19:51,382 --> 00:19:52,816
But now, apparently,
455
00:19:52,851 --> 00:19:54,818
he's got a mo-o-ovie!
456
00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:56,687
So, what brings you here?
457
00:19:56,721 --> 00:19:58,655
Uh, we're doing a TV pilot.
458
00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:00,791
We're making an American version
of Lyman's Boys.
459
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,726
Awesome. Who's doing
Julian's part?
460
00:20:02,761 --> 00:20:04,261
Matt is.
461
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,868
Oh, you're serious?
462
00:20:10,902 --> 00:20:13,437
Well, that... that's fantastic.
463
00:20:13,471 --> 00:20:14,872
Yeah, we changed it a bit.
464
00:20:14,906 --> 00:20:16,373
It's now about a hockey coach.
465
00:20:16,407 --> 00:20:17,775
It's called Pucks!
466
00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:19,543
No, really.
467
00:20:19,577 --> 00:20:21,478
No, really.
468
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,846
Wow.
469
00:20:22,881 --> 00:20:25,282
Well, good luck with that.
470
00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:27,951
Uh, I should really
get back to Keira.
471
00:20:27,986 --> 00:20:30,220
Oh. You're here
with Keira?
472
00:20:30,255 --> 00:20:31,722
Mm. And all
the Paramount people.
473
00:20:32,957 --> 00:20:35,459
Uh, nice meeting you both.
474
00:20:35,493 --> 00:20:37,761
Bye-bye.
475
00:20:37,796 --> 00:20:39,897
Fuck you. Get out
of my country.
476
00:20:47,939 --> 00:20:50,707
Ohh! What kind of
sick mind
477
00:20:50,742 --> 00:20:52,609
chains a refrigerator?
478
00:20:52,644 --> 00:20:55,479
It's like locusts
came through here.
479
00:20:57,015 --> 00:20:59,983
Ohh, there's got
to be something left.
480
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,489
Ohh. Hello.
481
00:21:05,523 --> 00:21:07,624
A donut.
482
00:21:07,659 --> 00:21:09,827
From the garbage?
483
00:21:09,861 --> 00:21:11,662
Yeah.
484
00:21:11,696 --> 00:21:13,797
Anything touching it?
485
00:21:13,832 --> 00:21:16,667
Just...garbage.
486
00:21:17,936 --> 00:21:19,903
All right.
Hey.
487
00:21:23,608 --> 00:21:25,909
Three years ago,
he's getting me lattes.
488
00:21:25,944 --> 00:21:28,879
Now he's making a movie with
Matt Damon and Keira Knightley.
489
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,415
You know, just because
he's making a movie
490
00:21:31,449 --> 00:21:34,451
doesn't mean it's gonna be a good movie.
Believe me.
491
00:21:34,485 --> 00:21:36,019
Why should I care about this?
492
00:21:36,054 --> 00:21:37,654
He's not a bad person.
493
00:21:37,689 --> 00:21:39,656
He's a douchebag.
494
00:21:39,691 --> 00:21:42,726
Look, don't do this
to yourself.
495
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,628
You'll still be making
great TV shows
496
00:21:44,662 --> 00:21:46,296
when that little
creep goes back
497
00:21:46,331 --> 00:21:47,998
to getting other people coffee.
498
00:21:48,032 --> 00:21:52,402
You are a brilliant,
brilliant writer.
499
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:55,239
And I dot mean "brilliant"
like you guys say it.
500
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,040
You're actually brilliant.
501
00:21:57,075 --> 00:21:59,042
That's... That's very kind.
502
00:21:59,077 --> 00:22:02,446
Bullshit. It's not kind.
It's true.
503
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,449
You may not realize how
long I've been doing this.
504
00:22:05,483 --> 00:22:08,719
I've...heard rumors.
505
00:22:08,753 --> 00:22:10,888
So, you know I know
what I'm talking about.
506
00:22:10,922 --> 00:22:12,656
Before I took this,
507
00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:15,325
I watched every episode
of Lyman's Boys.
508
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,994
You did?
509
00:22:17,028 --> 00:22:18,862
Do you even know
how talented you are?
510
00:22:18,897 --> 00:22:21,298
I show up at
that stage every day,
511
00:22:21,332 --> 00:22:24,968
and I can't believe
I get to work with you.
512
00:22:41,753 --> 00:22:43,553
Well, boys, this is me.
513
00:22:43,588 --> 00:22:45,055
Oh, thank you both
for a lovely evening.
514
00:22:45,089 --> 00:22:46,690
Good night, sweetie.
515
00:22:46,724 --> 00:22:48,392
Come here.
516
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,998
You gonna be okay?
517
00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:56,433
Oh, I... I...
518
00:22:56,467 --> 00:22:58,368
I'm already okay.
Thank you.
519
00:22:59,737 --> 00:23:01,905
See you tomorrow.
520
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,576
There goes one great
opportunity.
521
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,785
And it's back.
It's not my car.
522
00:23:14,819 --> 00:23:17,421
That was embarrassing.
523
00:23:17,455 --> 00:23:20,590
Oh, God. I'm covered
in dog hair...
524
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:22,960
Whoa. Okay.
525
00:23:22,994 --> 00:23:25,329
I'm thinking maybe you
shouldn't be driving tonight.
526
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:27,564
I think you may be right.
527
00:23:27,598 --> 00:23:29,533
You're in Westwood, right?
528
00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:31,034
Seanie, you're heading
in that direction.
529
00:23:31,069 --> 00:23:33,036
Would you mind?
530
00:23:33,071 --> 00:23:35,739
Um...
531
00:23:37,675 --> 00:23:39,910
Uh, actually, I need to
go back to the office.
532
00:23:39,944 --> 00:23:41,578
I left some script notes there
533
00:23:41,612 --> 00:23:44,848
that Beverly and I
need to go over tonight.
534
00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:47,351
Oh. Okay.
535
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:49,019
Come on.
I'll take you.
536
00:23:58,763 --> 00:24:00,831
COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
Front door ajar.
537
00:24:04,102 --> 00:24:05,569
Hello.
538
00:24:05,603 --> 00:24:06,970
Mmm!
539
00:24:09,507 --> 00:24:10,841
Mmm.
540
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,843
Mmm-mmm. Mmm.
541
00:24:12,877 --> 00:24:14,544
Moo shu pork.
542
00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:16,079
Moo shu pork to you.
543
00:24:16,114 --> 00:24:18,515
How was your bath?
Didn't get to it...
544
00:24:18,549 --> 00:24:21,518
because I got stoned
with Carol.
545
00:24:21,552 --> 00:24:23,053
Carol from the network?
546
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:26,023
You did not!
Yes, I did.
547
00:24:26,057 --> 00:24:28,692
Your little wine-tasting doesn't
look so debauched now, does it?
548
00:24:28,726 --> 00:24:30,660
It does not.
549
00:24:30,695 --> 00:24:32,662
What's in the bag?
Oh.
550
00:24:32,697 --> 00:24:35,098
We all got one.
I haven't looked in it yet.
551
00:24:37,869 --> 00:24:39,403
Corkscrew.
552
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:41,905
Bottle of Merlot.
553
00:24:44,409 --> 00:24:46,009
And a rape whistle.
554
00:24:47,912 --> 00:24:50,514
So, how was it? Who was there?
Any famouses?
555
00:24:50,548 --> 00:24:52,082
The place was
crawling with them.
556
00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:53,650
I was two tables away
from Sharon Stone,
557
00:24:53,684 --> 00:24:55,118
who was annoying
even from the back.
558
00:24:55,153 --> 00:24:56,787
Sure.
559
00:24:56,821 --> 00:24:58,088
Miley Cyrus, I think.
560
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,556
Hmm!
561
00:24:59,590 --> 00:25:01,825
Elton John... who, in person,
562
00:25:01,859 --> 00:25:03,593
looked a lot like Judi Dench.
563
00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,395
Really? Who else?
564
00:25:05,430 --> 00:25:07,030
Oh, I ran into
our old P.A. Andrew.
565
00:25:07,065 --> 00:25:08,899
Oh, little baby Andrew!
566
00:25:08,933 --> 00:25:10,967
Ohh, what's he doing here?
567
00:25:11,002 --> 00:25:12,736
He wrote a movie they're making
568
00:25:12,770 --> 00:25:14,404
with Matt Damon
and Keira Knightley.
569
00:25:14,439 --> 00:25:16,740
That little prick.
Thank you.
570
00:25:16,774 --> 00:25:18,608
Any other familiar faces?
571
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:20,577
Oh, Merc and his wife.
What's her name?
572
00:25:20,611 --> 00:25:21,812
Jamie.
Right. She says hello.
573
00:25:21,846 --> 00:25:23,780
Oh, that was sweet.
574
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,816
So, that was it?
575
00:25:28,753 --> 00:25:30,454
What was it?
576
00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:32,422
Anybody else I might know?
577
00:25:32,457 --> 00:25:33,924
Uh, no.
578
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:37,627
Well...Matt?
579
00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:39,129
Oh, Matt.
Right, of course.
580
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,131
And...
581
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,100
And that's it.
582
00:25:44,602 --> 00:25:47,003
Really? No one else?
583
00:25:47,038 --> 00:25:49,506
Uh...
584
00:25:49,540 --> 00:25:51,508
I don't think so.
585
00:25:51,542 --> 00:25:53,777
Not, um...
586
00:25:53,811 --> 00:25:54,978
Morning?
587
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,114
Oh, right.
Yeah, Morning.
588
00:25:58,749 --> 00:25:59,883
What?
589
00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:01,751
No, I just...
590
00:26:01,786 --> 00:26:03,086
think it's interesting
591
00:26:03,121 --> 00:26:04,888
that you failed to mention her.
592
00:26:04,922 --> 00:26:06,857
Guess I forgot.
593
00:26:06,891 --> 00:26:09,426
You remember someone who
may have been Miley Cyrus,
594
00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:11,862
but you forgot one of
the stars of our show?
595
00:26:11,896 --> 00:26:14,464
All right, fine.
The reason I didn't mention her
596
00:26:14,499 --> 00:26:18,001
was because I knew it
would make you all...
597
00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,569
whatever you're being now.
598
00:26:19,604 --> 00:26:21,071
I'm whatever I'm being now
599
00:26:21,105 --> 00:26:22,906
because you didn't mention her.
600
00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:25,175
Nothing happened.
601
00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:27,110
You say that like there's a chance
something could've happened.
602
00:26:27,145 --> 00:26:28,778
All right, fine.
You want to know the truth?
603
00:26:28,813 --> 00:26:30,680
As opposed to what?
604
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:33,150
There was a moment...
605
00:26:33,184 --> 00:26:34,985
between us...
606
00:26:35,019 --> 00:26:36,786
at the end of the evening
607
00:26:36,821 --> 00:26:38,889
when something...
608
00:26:38,923 --> 00:26:40,724
might've happened.
609
00:26:40,758 --> 00:26:42,626
But I chose to leave it
610
00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:45,061
and come home to you.
611
00:26:47,532 --> 00:26:50,100
Is that supposed
to make me feel better...
612
00:26:50,134 --> 00:26:53,069
the fact that you're already
having "moments" with this woman?
613
00:26:53,104 --> 00:26:54,905
I chose you.
614
00:26:54,939 --> 00:26:56,973
I would hope so!
615
00:26:57,008 --> 00:26:59,509
You don't get
extra points for that.
616
00:27:04,682 --> 00:27:06,249
Right.
I'm going to bed.
617
00:27:34,212 --> 00:27:37,814
Yeah, like that.
Oh, yeah.
618
00:27:37,848 --> 00:27:40,283
Fuck me. Ohh!
619
00:27:40,318 --> 00:27:43,253
Yeah, like that.
Ohh, harder!
620
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:45,021
Harder!
621
00:27:45,056 --> 00:27:47,924
Ohh, yeah, fuck me!
622
00:27:58,035 --> 00:28:00,203
Oh, yeah! Fuck me!
623
00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:13,272
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00:28:14,305 --> 00:28:20,173
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