1 00:00:05,844 --> 00:00:09,583 I want your show on my network. What, us come to LA? 2 00:00:09,665 --> 00:00:10,985 Let's talk about casting. 3 00:00:10,986 --> 00:00:14,584 Well, we already have Julian committed to recreate the role of Lyman. 4 00:00:14,585 --> 00:00:16,504 We got Matt LeBlanc! 5 00:00:16,505 --> 00:00:17,784 Yeah! 6 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:20,184 You want me for the old fat guy's part? Thanks! 7 00:00:20,185 --> 00:00:22,704 WE don't want you. Again, thanks! 8 00:00:22,705 --> 00:00:25,544 Matt's been telling me about the changes for his character. 9 00:00:25,545 --> 00:00:27,784 I love that he's a coach. We can call it Pucks! 10 00:00:27,785 --> 00:00:29,544 Did I mention I hate this show? 11 00:00:29,545 --> 00:00:31,584 I believe it's come up. 12 00:00:31,585 --> 00:00:36,504 You're much more attractive than she is. You are. She's all plastic. 13 00:00:36,505 --> 00:00:37,984 Those boobs... 14 00:00:37,985 --> 00:00:40,064 Yuk. 15 00:00:40,065 --> 00:00:44,024 You are a brilliant, brilliant writer. 16 00:00:44,025 --> 00:00:45,864 You know what this is about! 17 00:00:45,865 --> 00:00:48,184 Morning? Oh, my God! 18 00:00:48,185 --> 00:00:50,344 Look, I have no interest in her at all! 19 00:00:50,345 --> 00:00:53,384 Bev, stop! You're on the wrong side! 20 00:00:53,385 --> 00:00:55,704 No, Sean, YOU'RE on the wrong side! 21 00:00:55,705 --> 00:00:57,545 That's not what I meant! 22 00:01:03,265 --> 00:01:04,784 Did you shag my wife? 23 00:01:04,785 --> 00:01:08,784 She totally started it, OK. She was driving on the wrong side of the street. 24 00:01:08,785 --> 00:01:10,105 So you fucked her?! 25 00:01:12,825 --> 00:01:15,824 The thought that I was with him physically disgusts me. 26 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:18,464 I'm actually nauseated, it makes me want to vomit. All right! 27 00:01:18,465 --> 00:01:21,984 Not to get too melodramatic, but I think... 28 00:01:21,985 --> 00:01:23,704 you've broken my heart. 29 00:01:23,705 --> 00:01:25,384 'We're a hit!' 30 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:26,824 What? 31 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:30,064 The test audiences loved Pucks! What are you saying? 32 00:01:30,065 --> 00:01:34,305 I'm saying unpack those bloody bags, you've got some telly to make! 33 00:01:36,785 --> 00:01:38,225 Woo hoo! 34 00:01:40,107 --> 00:02:23,581 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru 35 00:02:25,985 --> 00:02:27,464 C'mon, what's going on? 36 00:02:27,465 --> 00:02:28,864 Nothing, I'm fine. 37 00:02:28,865 --> 00:02:32,704 Hey, listen, I'm not just your coach, I'm also your friend. 38 00:02:32,705 --> 00:02:34,664 His dads are getting separated. 39 00:02:34,665 --> 00:02:38,465 The gay dads? Right! Not his two straight dads. 40 00:02:39,905 --> 00:02:41,384 OK... 41 00:02:41,385 --> 00:02:44,864 One of my dads had an affair with a woman and now he's saying he's bi. 42 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,744 But my other dad says it's just a mid-life crisis. 43 00:02:47,745 --> 00:02:53,464 Oh, and the woman he had the affair with is the surrogate whose egg they used to make... me. 44 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,225 Thoughts, Coach? 45 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:03,074 For Important Kodi Updates and the Chance to Win an NVIDIA Shield TV - Visit www.tvaddons.co/december 46 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:06,665 Cut! 47 00:03:10,785 --> 00:03:13,344 Nice work today, everyone. 48 00:03:13,345 --> 00:03:14,945 Check the gate. 49 00:03:17,425 --> 00:03:18,624 Not bad. 50 00:03:18,625 --> 00:03:21,344 I think that worked. The new boys are pretty good. Hmm... 51 00:03:21,345 --> 00:03:23,944 What? The one with the hair. 52 00:03:23,945 --> 00:03:24,984 Stoke. 53 00:03:24,985 --> 00:03:28,744 Stoke! What kind of a parent names their child Stoke? 54 00:03:28,745 --> 00:03:29,864 I know. 55 00:03:29,865 --> 00:03:34,024 It's like saying you'd better be attractive, or it's all going to be ironic from here on in. 56 00:03:34,025 --> 00:03:37,264 Well, as an actor, he's lucky he's cute. 57 00:03:37,265 --> 00:03:39,745 Wait. Go like this... God, you've got a lot of teeth. 58 00:03:39,746 --> 00:03:42,905 Right there. What? You've got a thing. 59 00:03:44,185 --> 00:03:47,664 Hmm, poppy seed. Must be from my bagel this morning. 60 00:03:47,665 --> 00:03:49,985 So that's been there all day, why didn't you tell me?! 61 00:03:49,986 --> 00:03:53,344 I just told you. Yeah, now, after everyone's already seen it! 62 00:03:53,345 --> 00:03:55,065 OK, put it back! 63 00:03:56,825 --> 00:03:57,864 Night. Night. 64 00:03:57,865 --> 00:03:59,464 Good job today. Thank you. 65 00:03:59,465 --> 00:04:00,505 Yeah, nice work. 66 00:04:04,105 --> 00:04:06,984 Nice underpants. Thanks. 67 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:09,904 Hey, do you guys ever drink coffee? 68 00:04:09,905 --> 00:04:12,704 Cos this company sent me, like, a dozen free coffee makers. 69 00:04:12,705 --> 00:04:13,744 Why? 70 00:04:13,745 --> 00:04:16,025 I don't know. Who cares? They're free, you want one? 71 00:04:16,026 --> 00:04:18,144 Oh, I'm all right. No thanks. Thank you. 72 00:04:18,145 --> 00:04:20,584 So today went well? Absolutely. 73 00:04:20,585 --> 00:04:22,865 You guys are happy? Very. Night. 74 00:04:24,145 --> 00:04:25,864 Night. 75 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,065 I'll take a coffee maker. Did I ask you? 76 00:04:35,145 --> 00:04:36,985 What are you thinking about for tonight? 77 00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:40,544 I thought I'd have another go at that third scene. 78 00:04:40,545 --> 00:04:43,144 Well, if you want to run it by me, I'll be home. 79 00:04:43,145 --> 00:04:44,224 Flossing. 80 00:04:44,225 --> 00:04:46,744 Right, well, have a nice night. 81 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:49,185 You too. See you tomorrow. 82 00:05:10,825 --> 00:05:12,504 Hey! 83 00:05:12,505 --> 00:05:13,984 You all right? 84 00:05:13,985 --> 00:05:15,704 I'm great. 85 00:05:15,705 --> 00:05:17,545 Don't look great. 86 00:05:19,545 --> 00:05:22,384 Merc and I went ring shopping. 87 00:05:22,385 --> 00:05:23,504 Oh my God! 88 00:05:23,505 --> 00:05:24,545 For his wife. 89 00:05:26,745 --> 00:05:29,464 He took you ring shopping for his wife?! 90 00:05:29,465 --> 00:05:30,544 Mm-hm. 91 00:05:30,545 --> 00:05:32,384 That sounds cruel, even for him. 92 00:05:32,385 --> 00:05:36,024 It's their anniversary, and he knows he has terrible taste, 93 00:05:36,025 --> 00:05:39,344 so he wanted me along to help him buy something pretty. 94 00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:40,944 Oh, honey... 95 00:05:40,945 --> 00:05:43,024 He's so good to her. 96 00:05:43,025 --> 00:05:44,825 Well... 97 00:05:46,865 --> 00:05:49,944 I found this really gorgeous ring. 98 00:05:49,945 --> 00:05:53,744 And all the time I'm thinking, "The woman is blind! 99 00:05:53,745 --> 00:05:58,184 "Buy ME a fucking ring and give her one of her old ones! 100 00:05:58,185 --> 00:05:59,544 "How will she know?!" 101 00:05:59,545 --> 00:06:02,504 And then I feel guilty for thinking that, like, 102 00:06:02,505 --> 00:06:05,785 "Oh, I am this terrible person." 103 00:06:06,785 --> 00:06:10,424 Really? We're gonna pull at THAT thread? 104 00:06:10,425 --> 00:06:13,704 Sorry. No, I'M sorry. 105 00:06:13,705 --> 00:06:15,665 Tonight's supposed to be about you. 106 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:17,064 OK, OK. 107 00:06:17,065 --> 00:06:20,264 I'm here now. 108 00:06:20,265 --> 00:06:22,784 I'm great! Let's celebrate. 109 00:06:22,785 --> 00:06:25,544 Here is to Pucks! 110 00:06:25,545 --> 00:06:29,385 Big premiere tomorrow night. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. 111 00:06:32,065 --> 00:06:34,144 I've got to read a script later. 112 00:06:34,145 --> 00:06:35,465 Want to make it hilarious? 113 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,704 Ooh, what's this? 114 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,544 It's for Sean... 115 00:06:43,545 --> 00:06:46,664 And now you're thinking everyone's getting presents but you. 116 00:06:46,665 --> 00:06:48,824 I didn't say it out loud. 117 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:53,305 It's his birthday. Our first one apart. 118 00:06:54,865 --> 00:06:58,104 So, that'll be fun! 119 00:06:58,105 --> 00:06:59,385 Aah. What d'you get him? 120 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:03,184 A watch. It's a vintage Breitling he's always wanted. 121 00:07:03,185 --> 00:07:04,824 So he'll love that. 122 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:09,464 Or, he'll think it's way over the top and I'll come off as desperate and needy. 123 00:07:09,465 --> 00:07:11,184 Or that. 124 00:07:11,185 --> 00:07:14,544 I hate this. This is my husband! 125 00:07:14,545 --> 00:07:19,785 Now it's like he's some boy who may or may not still like me. 126 00:07:21,665 --> 00:07:23,904 Oh, fuck it! 127 00:07:23,905 --> 00:07:25,585 Speaking from my own relationships, 128 00:07:25,586 --> 00:07:28,464 a little "needy" isn't always a bad thing. 129 00:07:28,465 --> 00:07:32,864 Really? I mean even though you might come off as kind of pathetic, 130 00:07:32,865 --> 00:07:34,824 on a deeper level, 131 00:07:34,825 --> 00:07:39,304 by being able to judge you, it allows him to feel empowered, 132 00:07:39,305 --> 00:07:43,984 and a lot of men need that. So, it makes them love you more. 133 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:48,104 So basically, if I'm ever feeling like the craziest person on the planet, 134 00:07:48,105 --> 00:07:49,785 I should just have dinner with you. 135 00:07:49,786 --> 00:07:52,665 That's what I'm here for. 136 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:02,384 We're not even on the air yet and they're fucking killing us! 137 00:08:02,385 --> 00:08:04,264 There's not one good one. 138 00:08:04,265 --> 00:08:05,345 So stop reading them. 139 00:08:05,346 --> 00:08:07,064 Jesus! What? The New York Post... 140 00:08:07,065 --> 00:08:09,184 "Pucks! Sucks!" 141 00:08:09,185 --> 00:08:11,824 Well, we just handed him that one. 142 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,064 What, that's the headline? "Pucks! Sucks!"? 143 00:08:14,065 --> 00:08:16,304 Right. Then he goes on to say we're not clever. 144 00:08:16,305 --> 00:08:19,144 Please. Stop. Do not do this to yourself. 145 00:08:19,145 --> 00:08:22,264 Entertainment Weekly - "LeBlanc shoots a Le Blank." 146 00:08:22,265 --> 00:08:26,104 Well, at least someone gave it some thought. 147 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:30,424 "It's hard to imagine how this show lasted four seasons in the UK." 148 00:08:30,425 --> 00:08:33,744 Because it wasn't this show, arsehole! 149 00:08:33,745 --> 00:08:34,945 Did you want me? 150 00:08:35,945 --> 00:08:37,864 What? 151 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:39,144 No. 152 00:08:39,145 --> 00:08:41,024 OK. 153 00:08:41,025 --> 00:08:44,224 Oh wait, wait, here we go. Huffington Post. 154 00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:47,104 "I was totally prepared to hate tonight's new comedy Pucks! 155 00:08:47,105 --> 00:08:49,905 "Well the good news is, I was prepared." 156 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:53,024 Oh. 157 00:08:53,025 --> 00:08:54,544 Why do they hate us? 158 00:08:54,545 --> 00:08:56,065 Because they're idiots! 159 00:08:56,985 --> 00:08:59,144 No! 160 00:08:59,145 --> 00:09:02,104 So much rage. Why? It's just a little TV show. 161 00:09:02,105 --> 00:09:04,824 It's not like we're punching Elmo, it's just a show! 162 00:09:04,825 --> 00:09:07,344 Thank you! It's light, it's funny. Absolutely. 163 00:09:07,345 --> 00:09:12,384 I mean, it's not brilliant... No. But is it "an exhausting rehash of '90s sitcom cliches 164 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:16,625 "with Matt LeBlanc digging into his old bag of tricks and coming up short"? 165 00:09:19,905 --> 00:09:21,104 Hmmm. 166 00:09:21,105 --> 00:09:22,664 Why d'you have to read that one? 167 00:09:22,665 --> 00:09:25,024 It's like they can see into our souls. 168 00:09:25,025 --> 00:09:26,385 I know. 169 00:09:27,425 --> 00:09:32,424 Maybe we are "an uninspired placeholder until something actually funny comes along." 170 00:09:32,425 --> 00:09:33,944 You've started memorising them? 171 00:09:33,945 --> 00:09:36,344 Only the really, really bad ones. 172 00:09:36,345 --> 00:09:38,265 Why did we do this? 173 00:09:39,505 --> 00:09:41,785 Why didn't we just stay at home? 174 00:09:46,105 --> 00:09:49,904 Right. Well, we should get to the writers' room. 175 00:09:49,905 --> 00:09:51,224 Absolutely. Let's do it. 176 00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:53,984 Probably best not telling anyone else about the reviews. 177 00:09:53,985 --> 00:09:57,065 Right, because we're the only ones with the magic box. 178 00:10:10,825 --> 00:10:13,984 Oooh! I see this guy's got you working the concessions stand. 179 00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:16,944 She's great. Just don't ask her to make change. 180 00:10:16,945 --> 00:10:18,824 Here you go. 181 00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:20,024 Thanks. 182 00:10:20,025 --> 00:10:24,025 Hi, kids. Big night. Very exciting! 183 00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:27,144 Hello, you! 184 00:10:27,145 --> 00:10:28,584 Popcorn? 185 00:10:28,585 --> 00:10:29,824 Absolutely. 186 00:10:29,825 --> 00:10:30,985 Butter? 187 00:10:32,425 --> 00:10:34,145 Sure. 188 00:10:43,105 --> 00:10:44,984 Here you go. 189 00:10:44,985 --> 00:10:49,064 Yum. So, I saw your name in the paper today. 190 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,064 For that big "save the bees" thing? 191 00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:52,544 Oh, it's so important. 192 00:10:52,545 --> 00:10:56,864 In the last five years the worldwide honeybee population has just been decimated. 193 00:10:56,865 --> 00:11:01,184 And people don't realise how essential they are for pollinating our fruits and vegetables. 194 00:11:01,185 --> 00:11:05,424 And now 50 per cent of the hives are gone. 195 00:11:05,425 --> 00:11:08,145 It's called "colony collapse disorder." Stop it! 196 00:11:09,825 --> 00:11:12,104 Well, hopefully we can. 197 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,225 Yes. 198 00:11:14,745 --> 00:11:15,944 Hey! 199 00:11:15,945 --> 00:11:17,664 Our star has arrived. 200 00:11:17,665 --> 00:11:19,944 Hello Matt. Popcorn? 201 00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:23,704 Sure. And by the way, thanks so much, you guys, for doing this. 202 00:11:23,705 --> 00:11:25,304 Very cool. 203 00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:29,105 Are you kidding? How could I not? Come on, Matt LeBlanc's first show since Friends? 204 00:11:30,665 --> 00:11:32,464 OK... 205 00:11:32,465 --> 00:11:33,865 Hey, come and see my new set-up. 206 00:11:36,265 --> 00:11:39,384 Just so you know, this is huge. 207 00:11:39,385 --> 00:11:41,864 He's never screened a show at his house before. 208 00:11:41,865 --> 00:11:44,024 That's how much he believes in this. 209 00:11:44,025 --> 00:11:47,224 Maybe we should all... lower our expectations a bit. 210 00:11:47,225 --> 00:11:50,424 I mean, have you read the reviews? 211 00:11:50,425 --> 00:11:54,864 Oh, please! No one cares about TV reviews. 212 00:11:54,865 --> 00:11:58,904 They hated most of the crap we've got on the air and people still watch it. 213 00:11:58,905 --> 00:12:00,465 Oh to be that crap. 214 00:12:02,145 --> 00:12:04,024 Curtain going up. Grab a seat. 215 00:12:04,025 --> 00:12:09,944 'Sometimes you score and sometimes life just Pucks! 216 00:12:09,945 --> 00:12:14,665 'Matt LeBlanc returns in the hilarious premiere of Pucks! Next.' 217 00:12:23,905 --> 00:12:25,264 I need a book. 218 00:12:25,265 --> 00:12:27,865 Er, can you be less specific?! 219 00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:32,464 I don't know, I'm looking for something with pages... 220 00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:33,785 OK, fine, I don't need a book. 221 00:12:35,025 --> 00:12:37,224 'Hey, I read books.' 222 00:12:37,225 --> 00:12:41,424 'You do realise that the swimsuit issue of a sports magazine doesn't count as a book?' 223 00:12:41,425 --> 00:12:44,384 'Oh, so now you get to decide what's a book? 224 00:12:44,385 --> 00:12:47,224 'Anyway, I've called you.' 225 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,304 I know. I left you three messages.' 226 00:12:49,305 --> 00:12:50,665 'Four.' 227 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,264 'Really? Four?' 228 00:12:54,265 --> 00:12:57,864 'Yeah, and I didn't call you back four times. We're even.' 229 00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,864 'You're so mean.' 230 00:12:59,865 --> 00:13:01,184 It's Matt. 231 00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:02,505 'No, just trying to be clear.' 232 00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:03,624 I know. 233 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:06,784 'I'm not going out with a guy who's life centres around a hockey puck.' Hmm! 234 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,864 Well, maybe if you spent a little time with me, 235 00:13:08,865 --> 00:13:12,104 you'd see there's more to me than just my puck. 236 00:13:12,105 --> 00:13:14,904 'Come on, go out with me once, I promise, my puck won't even come up.' 237 00:13:14,905 --> 00:13:18,224 'Really? Because it seems like it's probably a puck that comes up a lot.' 238 00:13:18,225 --> 00:13:20,705 'I'm telling you there's more to me than just my puck.' 239 00:13:20,706 --> 00:13:24,825 And yet, at the end of the day, I think your puck is pretty much what you're all about. 240 00:13:26,745 --> 00:13:29,064 You do realise that if I die right now, 241 00:13:29,065 --> 00:13:31,785 this is the last conversation I'll ever hear. 242 00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:34,785 Ha ha! Oh yeah! 243 00:13:43,505 --> 00:13:44,625 How great was that? 244 00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:48,264 Really great! Seriously, I'm ready to watch it again! 245 00:13:48,265 --> 00:13:50,225 Have I mentioned how much I love this show? 246 00:13:50,226 --> 00:13:51,304 Yeah! 247 00:13:51,305 --> 00:13:54,584 Everybody, there's coffee and dessert upstairs. 248 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,384 Oh great, that sounds good. 249 00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:59,545 Oh, you've got some butter on your pants. What? Oh shit! 250 00:14:01,785 --> 00:14:02,425 Yup, that's butter. 251 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:04,304 Where's bread when you need it? 252 00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:07,905 OK. OK. 253 00:14:15,825 --> 00:14:19,184 Hey. Hey, hey. 254 00:14:19,185 --> 00:14:22,344 Listen, I know you're still pissed at me and everything, 255 00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:25,344 but you will not believe what just happened. 256 00:14:25,345 --> 00:14:28,104 I'm not still pissed. No? No. 257 00:14:28,105 --> 00:14:31,104 Cos that implies there'll come a time when I'm not pissed. 258 00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:32,824 I will ALWAYS be pissed. 259 00:14:32,825 --> 00:14:36,944 With you, I am in a constant state of pissed. 260 00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:39,384 Yeah, yeah, OK, but... No. No but. 261 00:14:39,385 --> 00:14:42,144 But... No! No but. 262 00:14:42,145 --> 00:14:43,784 Whatever you've got to say, 263 00:14:43,785 --> 00:14:45,505 I don't want to hear it. 264 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:49,104 I'm not your friend. 265 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,384 You want to talk about the show, fine. 266 00:14:51,385 --> 00:14:54,545 But anything beyond work... Anything... 267 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,744 Well, this is kind of work-related. 268 00:14:58,745 --> 00:15:00,105 Is it? 269 00:15:02,545 --> 00:15:05,825 I was watching the show when it happened? 270 00:15:10,825 --> 00:15:12,065 Ahh! 271 00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:30,144 We totally did it. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 272 00:15:30,145 --> 00:15:32,384 It's, like, beyond what I ever... 273 00:15:32,385 --> 00:15:34,824 Hey, there she is! Woo-hoo! 274 00:15:34,825 --> 00:15:37,784 Are you all right? I'm fine. That'll teach me to walk into a room! 275 00:15:37,785 --> 00:15:40,744 Sorry, everyone's just very excited about the ratings. 276 00:15:40,745 --> 00:15:42,744 Really? We did well? 277 00:15:42,745 --> 00:15:44,904 We got a 5.6 with a 13 share 278 00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:47,704 and a 3.8 in the 18-33 demo. 279 00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:49,184 Wow! 280 00:15:49,185 --> 00:15:51,744 I have no idea what this boy just said. They're good. 281 00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:53,784 Are you serious? Really good. 282 00:15:53,785 --> 00:15:56,984 Yeah. Take that, Myron Blum of the Boston Herald, 283 00:15:56,985 --> 00:15:58,984 with your, "I don't know who this show is for." 284 00:15:58,985 --> 00:16:01,984 It's for everyone but you, cockface! 285 00:16:01,985 --> 00:16:05,144 I thought you said you didn't read them. 286 00:16:05,145 --> 00:16:07,585 So, congratulations, everyone. Yeah, nicely done. 287 00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:09,944 Hey. 288 00:16:09,945 --> 00:16:12,304 How about that? Mm-hm. 289 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,264 Does this mean they'll let us go home early? 290 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:18,184 Who's "they"? We're "they". 291 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,624 So...? 292 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,744 No. 293 00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:24,984 OK, people, back to work. Thank you. 294 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,264 Right. I'll see you later. Jesus! 295 00:16:27,265 --> 00:16:29,504 Number one new show of the night. 296 00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:31,865 This is going to kill Schwimmer. 297 00:16:36,145 --> 00:16:38,344 5.6 with a 13 share! 298 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,265 And a 3.8 in the demo! Say it again! 299 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,184 3.8. Oooh! 300 00:16:43,185 --> 00:16:45,544 98% retention. 301 00:16:45,545 --> 00:16:47,065 Oh! Yes! 302 00:16:48,505 --> 00:16:50,105 Hi. Is he in? 303 00:17:08,385 --> 00:17:10,024 I know. I mean... 304 00:17:10,025 --> 00:17:12,904 It's insane. You realise more people saw our show last night 305 00:17:12,905 --> 00:17:16,144 than probably every episode of Lyman's Boys put together? 306 00:17:16,145 --> 00:17:17,464 Seriously? Yeah. 307 00:17:17,465 --> 00:17:20,945 You've got to say this about Americans - there's a lot of them. 308 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,984 What are you doing? 309 00:17:26,985 --> 00:17:30,105 I marked one two days ago. I just want to see how long it sits here. 310 00:17:32,345 --> 00:17:34,424 So, disappointed? 311 00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:39,744 At what? I can't imagine a big hit was what you were wishing for. 312 00:17:39,745 --> 00:17:41,304 It's not true. 313 00:17:41,305 --> 00:17:42,745 Right! It's not. 314 00:17:44,345 --> 00:17:46,424 It's still here! 315 00:17:46,425 --> 00:17:48,905 You're telling me there wasn't a part of you hoping 316 00:17:48,906 --> 00:17:52,385 this whole thing would bomb and we could go home? How wrong you are. 317 00:17:55,025 --> 00:17:57,544 Look, you have made it very clear that when we get home 318 00:17:57,545 --> 00:17:59,264 we're finished, we're nothing. 319 00:17:59,265 --> 00:18:01,384 Right now, at least we have this. 320 00:18:01,385 --> 00:18:03,385 Why would I wish for that to go away? 321 00:18:08,985 --> 00:18:11,425 Rehearsal's up! 322 00:18:28,865 --> 00:18:31,984 Hey. Can I ask you something? Er, could you give us a sec? 323 00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,624 What's up? 324 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,144 In this scene, I know the guys are lying to me, right? Right. 325 00:18:36,145 --> 00:18:39,584 But you don't want to give too much away so you can surprise them later. 326 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,944 That's what I thought. Oh, and um, also, 327 00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:46,305 Jamie Lapidus gave me a hand-job during the show last night. 328 00:18:47,825 --> 00:18:49,624 I had to tell you. 329 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:53,224 Oh, yeah, who better to share the news with you had sex with someone else's wife?! 330 00:18:53,225 --> 00:18:54,985 Well, first of all, just a hand-job. 331 00:18:54,986 --> 00:18:56,744 With her husband three seats away! 332 00:18:56,745 --> 00:18:59,544 I know! My God, you're proud of this?! No. 333 00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:01,864 But I gotta say, getting jerked-off 334 00:19:01,865 --> 00:19:03,743 while you're watching yourself on TV? 335 00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:05,625 Actors work their whole lives for that. 336 00:19:15,185 --> 00:19:16,864 Who else knows about this? Nobody. 337 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,624 Good. Keep it that way. The last thing our little show needs 338 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,664 is for Merc Lapidus to find out that you are fucking his wife. 339 00:19:22,665 --> 00:19:26,544 Again, not fucking. I'm not sure he'll appreciate the bloody distinction! 340 00:19:26,545 --> 00:19:29,944 What's the matter with you? That woman is married to your boss! 341 00:19:29,945 --> 00:19:32,265 And while we're on the subject, what is it with you 342 00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:34,624 and other people's wives?! It's pathological! 343 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:38,104 Are there no other women in the world who aren't the spouses 344 00:19:38,105 --> 00:19:39,744 of people you know?! It... 345 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,105 What? 346 00:19:42,185 --> 00:19:43,665 I've missed this. 347 00:19:52,585 --> 00:19:54,904 Mm, this one better than this one. 348 00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:56,904 Hey. 349 00:19:56,905 --> 00:20:00,544 You know that cool Prada jacket that you said my character would never wear? 350 00:20:00,545 --> 00:20:01,664 Mm-hm. 351 00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:04,224 I figured out where it would work. Where? My house. 352 00:20:04,225 --> 00:20:07,305 Annie, could you grab that for me? OK. 353 00:20:08,505 --> 00:20:11,464 Well, good, because who's more deserving of free clothes 354 00:20:11,465 --> 00:20:12,544 than you? 355 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,425 You can take stuff. What do you want? 356 00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:18,424 Or I could go to a shop, like a normal person. 357 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:23,705 Yeah, someone who turns down free shit - NOT a normal person. 358 00:20:27,945 --> 00:20:32,384 So, listen, this thing with Sean being pissed off. Yeah? 359 00:20:32,385 --> 00:20:34,345 How long do you think that's going to last? 360 00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:38,384 It's just weird not being able to talk to him about stuff. 361 00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:41,944 Yes, this must be very hard for you! 362 00:20:41,945 --> 00:20:43,224 It is. 363 00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:44,865 Ah, that's great, thanks. 364 00:20:45,905 --> 00:20:47,784 Er... 365 00:20:47,785 --> 00:20:49,784 There was a hat? 366 00:20:49,785 --> 00:20:51,025 Sure. 367 00:20:53,105 --> 00:20:56,024 Look, I'm not saying he doesn't have a right to be mad, I get it, 368 00:20:56,025 --> 00:20:58,984 but at what point is it, like, "All right, already"? 369 00:20:58,985 --> 00:21:01,584 "All right, already"?! You know what I mean. 370 00:21:01,585 --> 00:21:05,184 He swears he'll never get over it, but I just... 371 00:21:05,185 --> 00:21:08,624 I have to believe it's not true. I just, I have to. 372 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,264 Yeah. I hear you. 373 00:21:10,265 --> 00:21:11,904 I certainly can't blame him. 374 00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:14,744 When I look back at what I did, it's like I'm looking at this 375 00:21:14,745 --> 00:21:17,544 whole other person doing these inexplicable things 376 00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:19,864 with the absolutely last person on God's Earth 377 00:21:19,865 --> 00:21:22,224 I'd ever want to do them with. 378 00:21:22,225 --> 00:21:23,664 You're welcome. 379 00:21:23,665 --> 00:21:25,584 And now here we are, 380 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:30,665 and I may have lost the only thing I ever actually cared about. 381 00:21:32,345 --> 00:21:36,184 Well, if there's anything I can do... 382 00:21:36,185 --> 00:21:38,785 You could stop wearing that fucking cologne! 383 00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,904 How we doing on the hat? 384 00:21:48,905 --> 00:21:50,664 Hey, did you guys see this? 385 00:21:50,665 --> 00:21:54,024 Our ratings went up in the nationals. 386 00:21:54,025 --> 00:21:57,024 Wow! Do you have any idea what you're looking at? 387 00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,504 No. 388 00:21:58,505 --> 00:22:01,864 I can't believe I came THIS close to not taking this show. Really? 389 00:22:01,865 --> 00:22:03,305 Yeah. I got two offers this year. 390 00:22:03,306 --> 00:22:08,064 This one, and they wanted me for the kid in that talking dog show. There's a talking dog show? 391 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:11,064 Over at ABC. It starts next week. Actually it's opposite us. Any good? 392 00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:12,784 Dude, it's a talking dog show. 393 00:22:12,785 --> 00:22:16,024 Yeah, dude! So, like, I wasn't sure which one to pick. 394 00:22:16,025 --> 00:22:19,584 My wife was really pushing me to take the other one. Er, your wife? 395 00:22:19,585 --> 00:22:21,984 Well, not officially, yet. 396 00:22:21,985 --> 00:22:25,024 Have to wait till my divorce comes through. 397 00:22:25,025 --> 00:22:27,384 This would be your second marriage? 398 00:22:27,385 --> 00:22:29,624 Technically. I don't even count the first one. 399 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,505 It was just a big fucking mess. 400 00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:35,984 We got married really young. I assume as embryos. 401 00:22:35,985 --> 00:22:37,144 I'm 27. 402 00:22:37,145 --> 00:22:40,624 You're not! Kevin's 29. Stoke's going to be 31. 403 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,424 Very strange high school we're running! Hey, the kids on Glee 404 00:22:43,425 --> 00:22:46,144 are, like, in their fifties. Excuse me. 405 00:22:46,145 --> 00:22:48,625 Are we close to shooting? Yeah, but they need you guys 406 00:22:48,626 --> 00:22:50,585 over in the locker room set. 407 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:55,184 Oh, I've got to walk. 408 00:22:55,185 --> 00:22:56,905 It's awful! 409 00:22:58,185 --> 00:23:00,304 ♪ Happy birthday to you 410 00:23:00,305 --> 00:23:03,384 ♪ Happy birthday to you 411 00:23:03,385 --> 00:23:05,424 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Sean 412 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,225 ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪ 413 00:23:10,065 --> 00:23:12,024 Did you do this? 414 00:23:12,025 --> 00:23:13,785 Actually, no. It's from Matt. 415 00:23:17,025 --> 00:23:18,225 OK. 416 00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:29,464 Congrats. Thank you. 417 00:23:29,465 --> 00:23:31,784 Happy birthday. Oh wow! 418 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:34,305 Ah. Congratulations. 419 00:23:38,225 --> 00:23:40,744 Hey! Hey, birthday boy. All right, man. 420 00:23:40,745 --> 00:23:43,505 Nice one. Right, come on. Dig in. 421 00:23:46,105 --> 00:23:47,745 Ho-ho! 422 00:23:48,945 --> 00:23:51,584 'Sean and Beverly's office.' 423 00:23:51,585 --> 00:23:54,065 Carol Rance on two! 424 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,865 Thank you. 425 00:23:58,305 --> 00:24:01,184 Hi, Carol. 'Hold for Carol, please.' 426 00:24:01,185 --> 00:24:03,105 Wendy, could you come here, please? 427 00:24:04,665 --> 00:24:05,904 Yeah. 428 00:24:05,905 --> 00:24:09,344 Would it be possible, when the person's not actually on the line, 429 00:24:09,345 --> 00:24:11,904 you could alert me to that fact so that I don't... 430 00:24:11,905 --> 00:24:13,585 'Hi, you!' There she is. 431 00:24:14,905 --> 00:24:16,584 Hi, Carol. What's up? 432 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,664 'I'm taking you out for Sean's birthday.' 433 00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:24,185 You should not be alone. Aw, that's sweet. Merc cancel again? 434 00:24:26,385 --> 00:24:29,344 He forgot he had a thing at his kid's school. 435 00:24:29,345 --> 00:24:32,384 'Sometimes I wonder why I even shave my legs. 436 00:24:32,385 --> 00:24:34,184 'So, how did Sean like the watch?' 437 00:24:34,185 --> 00:24:36,984 I didn't want to put him on the spot when I gave it to him, 438 00:24:36,985 --> 00:24:40,185 so I had a PA put it in his car. 439 00:24:41,785 --> 00:24:43,585 Yeah, so what?! 440 00:24:59,345 --> 00:25:00,664 Hey! 441 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:02,824 Hey, look at you. Very impressive. 442 00:25:02,825 --> 00:25:05,824 Please. I had two pieces of your fucking birthday cake! 443 00:25:05,825 --> 00:25:07,624 I need to run to, like, Cleveland. 444 00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:11,064 Say what you want about bulimia... Please, don't finish that sentence. 445 00:25:11,065 --> 00:25:13,944 I promise, once we're sure we're not getting cancelled, 446 00:25:13,945 --> 00:25:15,784 I'll start packing on the pounds. 447 00:25:15,785 --> 00:25:20,544 Till then... We're doing a little better than not getting cancelled. You saw those numbers today. 448 00:25:20,545 --> 00:25:22,024 No, I know. Still. 449 00:25:22,025 --> 00:25:23,984 What? The ratings were... 450 00:25:23,985 --> 00:25:26,544 No, they were great, but that's just people sampling it. 451 00:25:26,545 --> 00:25:28,544 Let's wait till next week and see. 452 00:25:28,545 --> 00:25:30,345 Well, you're a big ball of positivity. 453 00:25:30,346 --> 00:25:33,504 Hey, I once did this Fox show about these three girls living together. 454 00:25:33,505 --> 00:25:35,145 I was the one with the smaller tits. 455 00:25:35,146 --> 00:25:38,064 Interesting concept. Yeah. 456 00:25:38,065 --> 00:25:41,224 We had the highest number of any new series premiering that season. 457 00:25:41,225 --> 00:25:44,544 Week two, not so much. Week three, ooh. 458 00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:46,824 They kept dropping and dropping. 459 00:25:46,825 --> 00:25:48,744 They pulled the plug after six. 460 00:25:48,745 --> 00:25:52,064 Wow! Now I won't even decorate my dressing room 461 00:25:52,065 --> 00:25:56,864 until we're picked up for the back nine. Just because you start out strong doesn't mean that... 462 00:25:56,865 --> 00:25:58,824 What? What are you doing? 463 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:01,825 I'm just saying. It's my birthday. 464 00:26:02,905 --> 00:26:05,864 Oh, shit! I am an asshole! It's all good. 465 00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:09,864 The ratings will NEVER come down! I thought you were a better actress than that. 466 00:26:09,865 --> 00:26:12,585 Obviously you haven't read my reviews for this show. 467 00:26:13,785 --> 00:26:17,064 So what are you doing for the birthday? Oh, birthdays are no big deal. 468 00:26:17,065 --> 00:26:20,544 So nothing? I'm fine, I've got some scripts to look over and... 469 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:23,024 Fuck that! We're going to celebrate. 470 00:26:23,025 --> 00:26:25,785 Well, I appreciate it, but I really... 471 00:26:29,865 --> 00:26:31,224 And that was...? 472 00:26:31,225 --> 00:26:32,905 Birthday present? 473 00:26:33,945 --> 00:26:36,784 Well, as gifts go, it was very thoughtful. 474 00:26:36,785 --> 00:26:38,945 It also comes in large. 475 00:26:49,185 --> 00:26:53,424 I don't know why I feel obliged to ask this, but your boyfriend...? 476 00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:57,184 What boyfriend? You told me you had a boyfriend. 477 00:26:57,185 --> 00:27:00,345 Oh. 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