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We writers do love our pens.
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I had it engraved.
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Y-C-O-M-T.
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"You came on my tits."
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That is true!
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Merc and I went ring shopping!
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Oh, my God!
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For his wife.
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I hope this is OK,
I was just on the lot, dropping
something off at Merc's.
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Oh! Oh!
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Some woman friended me on Facebook.
She says she knows you and needs
to get back in touch.
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Oh, shit! Is it Labia?
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Is that really how it's pronounced?
It's not "Lah-bia" or "La-bee-a"?
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No, Labia. As in? Labia.
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She's my stalker.
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You're not serious? Yeah.
You believe in Bigfoot?! Yup.
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Bigfoot?
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I'm telling you, there's too much
evidence for it just to be a hoax.
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Oh, dear God! Are we including
yeti in this? No, yeti are bullshit.
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Of course. There was this really
interesting documentary about
it on the Syfy channel.
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Always a good source
for factual information.
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The Syfy channel's good! You do
know what the "fy" stands for?
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Anyway, they had actual footage that
could not be disputed. Seriously!
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They had experts who examined
the film and they all said,
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without question...
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Hello?
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Don't turn around.
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I said don't turn around! Why is it
when you say, "Don't turn around,"
the first thing people do...
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OK, OK, I'm not turning.
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Is it Bigfoot?
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There's a girl over there,
keeps looking at me.
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Hmm. Oi!
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Relax! Is she hot?
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Pretty hot. Yeah.
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She looks familiar,
maybe she's an actress.
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I swear to God!
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All right, she's not looking. Quick,
turn around. But be very nonchalant.
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What the hell are you doing here?!
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I said be nonchalant!
That's totally chalant!
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Hi. 500 feet, Labia!
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500 feet!
Yeah, I don't carry a tape measure.
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Maybe you should! Oh, right, she's
your... From Facebook. You're his...
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Yes. How did you even know
I was here?
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Have you been following me again?
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No! He posted it on his page.
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I may have updated my status.
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You said you were going
to unfriend her!
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I don't know how. Oh, it's so easy.
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You just, you click on "Account"
and then you click "Edit Friend"...
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No, no, no, no. You are not going
to become his IT person. Now go!
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But I'm still...
Take it with you. Eat it for dinner.
I don't give a shit. Just go.
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Or I'm going to call the cops,
and you know I'll do it.
OK, I'm going. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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What?
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Oh, it's just, you know,
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we haven't been this close
since we were in court.
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Go!
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I'll um... I'll just post
how to unfriend me on your wall.
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Thank you!
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It's our fifth anniversary and there
is no acknowledgement. None.
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Nothing.
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When you say "anniversary", what's
it the anniversary of, exactly?
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I mean, how do you figure it?
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I go from the night
it actually started.
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I was at the People's Choice Awards,
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Faith Hill had just won, like,
Favourite Hair,
or something equally important
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and I just had to get out of there.
So I snuck outside.
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Luckily, I happened to have
a joint in my bag.
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Put there by the marijuana elves?
How great would that be?
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Anyway, I light up, and just then,
who walks out? Merc. Yeah. Right.
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And I'm like, "Oh, shit, it's
my boss!" But he's totally cool.
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And he goes,
"Can I get a hit off that doobie?"
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And I'm like, "Um, yeah,
you can have a hit off that doobie."
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It's like Bogart and Bacall.
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Anyway, we get pretty baked.
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Then, after the show,
we're both waiting for our cars
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and his limo doesn't show up.
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So he turns to me and goes,
"Can I come in yours?"
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And I just look him
straight in the eye,
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I still can't believe I said it,
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and I go,
"Oh, you can come in mine."
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Wow! Not exactly "you complete me",
but... It was the best night ever.
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And it's been five years
and where the hell are we?
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I mean, I know that he loves me,
but so what? I always come second.
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It's always on his terms.
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And, yes, I know, I know,
I know he's married and she's blind
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and blah blah blah...
but so what, you know?
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When is it going to be my turn?
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I just feel like I'm the only one
making sacrifices here.
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It's fine, it's all good.
It's just... It's a little steep.
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I come from flat...
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It doesn't matter.
Nothing's going to change.
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Have you talked to him
about any of this?
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He's not so much with the talking.
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And I'm not so much with
the confrontation, so...
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Does he even know it's your
anniversary? Probably not. Oh, God!
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I am so pathetic!
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Disagree with me.
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Look, I'm just saying,
you're in this relationship too.
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You're allowed to ask for
what you want.
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You probably won't get it,
but you're allowed to ask. Maybe.
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You want to keep going?
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No.
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Morning.
How was everyone's weekend?
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Oh, fairly uneventful.
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Except... Oh, that's right,
I met the infamous Labia!
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Oh! You did not!
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Tell me. Seems perfectly normal.
Sweet, pretty, young... tech-savvy.
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Oh, yeah, she's the girl next door.
If you live on Crazy Street!
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How long has she been stalking you?
Probably, hmm, 15 years.
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15 years?! Yeah.
I met her when she was like eight.
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She was one of those Make-A-Wish
kids. Oh, my God! What?!
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Friends was her favourite show
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and her one last wish was she wanted
Joey to take her to Disneyland.
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So I took her to Disneyland. She was
a great kid, very sweet, but then...
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she didn't die. No! I know!
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Look, don't get me wrong,
it's a great organisation,
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but they really should
check this stuff out.
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I mean, come on, Make-A-Wish,
do your homework.
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So, then?
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So then she just kept living
and living.
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But she was still totally into me,
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cards and e-mails
and calling all the time.
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I was nice about it at first,
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but she started showing up places
I was going to be.
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I had to get a restraining order.
15 years.
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And you never encouraged her at all?
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Never. Like I said, I was nice.
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How nice?
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I slept with her once. Once!
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Oh, God!
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In retrospect, probably a bad idea,
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but she was 18 and really cute...
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once her hair grew back.
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I believe you will burn in hell.
Ah, what are you going to do?
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I need to talk to you
about something. Oh, OK.
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Do you know what this weekend is?
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Oh, fuck! It's your birthday.
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My birthday is in January.
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Anuary.
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Never mind. No, wait, wait, wait,
wait, come here.
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I'm sorry.
Talk to me. What's this weekend?
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Our fifth anniversary.
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People's Choice Awards.
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Yeah. Five years.
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Five years!
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And I try to be good.
And I try to make it easy for you.
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But I just, I just, I reach a point
where I feel invisible.
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Seriously, sometimes it's hard to
remember why I'm even in this thing!
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Sh, sh. OK, listen to me.
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What?
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What if I can get away this weekend?
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What about Jamie?
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I don't know,
let me see what I can do.
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Seriously?
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Hey, it's our anniversary.
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And definitely not your birthday.
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Are you really going to try?
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I really am.
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Thank you.
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Just knowing that is enough.
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Really?
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No! It's not enough!
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Make it happen.
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So, in about 85 yards,
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it doglegs to the right.
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Any traps?
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Both sides. You want to send it
right down the middle.
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Nice!
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Sorry, one sec.
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Hello? Hey, babe, bad news.
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'What?'
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I gotta go to New York this weekend.
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No, why?
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The big guns want to see me.
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'It can't be good.'
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We've got tickets for the Ahmanson.
And Sunday's the lupus walk.
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Ah, shit!
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I can't say no to these guys.
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No, I know, I just wish
they'd give you a little notice.
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When do you have to go?
'Friday afternoon.'
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So you're going to miss
the ballet too.
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No! Of all the weekends.
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It's not your fault.
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Yo.
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Merc has to go to New York
this weekend!
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How do you feel about 48 hours
of dirty stuff?
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You know I love the dirty stuff.
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'I do.'
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Oh, wait!
I got the boys this weekend.
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No!
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Let me call Diane
and see if she can switch.
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Oh, God, wouldn't it be great?
Two whole days, no sneaking around,
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no checking our watches.
We could go away!
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Out-of-town dirty stuff!
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Yeah.
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There's a foursome coming.
We should let them play through.
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Where are you?
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'Playing golf.'
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No, seriously.
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Seriously.
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'You play golf?'
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Yeah.
How do you know where the hole is?
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Hey! I never ask you that question.
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And the dirty stuff begins.
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Beverly Hills Travel.
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'Hold for Merc Lapidus.'
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'Bethany!'
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Hi, sweetie. I was thinking about
you. I love that talking-dog show,
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'it's hysterical.' It's not ours.
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Oh. Stop watching it.
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Already did. What's up?
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'I need something on short-notice.'
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How short?
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This weekend. I want Cabo.
I want big, I want view,
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I want right on the beach. Blow me
away, I don't care what it costs.
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OK, let me see what I can do.
Flying out on Friday?
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'Right.' It's my birthday
on Friday, you know
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Ah, happy birthday.
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Rona!
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'It's Bethany's birthday on Friday.
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'Send her a fucking something!'
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The Stage just called.
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What did the Stage say?
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They said that Morning
called in sick
and she's going to be out all week.
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How does she know in advance
she's going to be sick all week?
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You don't suppose this is
because her part's been cut down?
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Like what, a "silent protest"
kind of thing?
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It's not impossible.
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Could you get her on the phone
for us?
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Who?
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Who we were just talking about.
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Which part? What?
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I wasn't really listening.
Did you want me to listen?
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That might be helpful.
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OK...
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She still doesn't know who to call,
does she? No.
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What do you say to a weekend
in Cabo?
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Are you kidding?
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Oh, my... God!
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How did you do it?
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You said make it happen,
I made it happen.
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Oh! I've got to start saying
more shit.
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Happy anniversary.
246
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# We're going to Cabo
247
00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:59,305
# Cabo! Cabo! Cabo!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-cha... #
248
00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:10,104
'Hey there.' What?
249
00:14:10,105 --> 00:14:13,544
Do you think there's any way you
could take the boys this weekend?
250
00:14:13,545 --> 00:14:15,424
No. It's just that...
251
00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:16,864
No. 'Look, I...'
252
00:14:16,865 --> 00:14:19,704
No! You're always saying you want
to spend more time with the boys.
253
00:14:19,705 --> 00:14:22,544
Maybe start with the time you're
supposed to be with the boys.
254
00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:24,264
Move, moron!
255
00:14:24,265 --> 00:14:26,465
I wouldn't ask
if it wasn't important.
256
00:14:27,745 --> 00:14:29,184
Who is she?
257
00:14:29,185 --> 00:14:30,664
'There's no "she".'
258
00:14:30,665 --> 00:14:32,864
Bullshit!
Are they in the car with you?
259
00:14:32,865 --> 00:14:35,824
They're watching SpongeBob FuckFace.
They can't hear.
260
00:14:35,825 --> 00:14:37,025
So what's so important?
261
00:14:38,825 --> 00:14:40,225
You know Morning Randolph?
262
00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:41,864
'No.'
263
00:14:41,865 --> 00:14:43,744
She's on my show.
264
00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:45,625
I don't watch your show.
'Seriously?'
265
00:14:45,626 --> 00:14:47,224
It's opposite that talking dog.
266
00:14:47,225 --> 00:14:49,744
If they change your time slot,
I'll watch your show.
267
00:14:49,745 --> 00:14:51,024
Wow.
268
00:14:51,025 --> 00:14:54,105
'So, what about this
Morning person?'
269
00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:57,784
Er, she's really sick.
270
00:14:57,785 --> 00:14:58,904
With what?
271
00:14:58,905 --> 00:15:02,264
'They don't know
but we're all trying to rally
around her this weekend.'
272
00:15:02,265 --> 00:15:03,944
And they can't rally without you?
273
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,784
I'm the star.
I don't want to look like a dick.
274
00:15:06,785 --> 00:15:08,185
Since when?
275
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:12,385
'It's still yellow, asshole! Go!'
276
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:17,024
I'm going to a spa
with my sister this weekend.
277
00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:19,824
It's too late to get our money back.
'I'll pay for your spa.'
278
00:15:19,825 --> 00:15:22,265
Come on, please.
Just help me out here.
279
00:15:31,945 --> 00:15:33,144
Hello?
280
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:35,584
I did it! Good for you.
281
00:15:35,585 --> 00:15:36,984
Who is this?
282
00:15:36,985 --> 00:15:38,544
Stop it. You know three people.
283
00:15:38,545 --> 00:15:40,344
Oh, you should have seen me!
284
00:15:40,345 --> 00:15:42,064
Oh! You would have been so proud.
285
00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:45,024
I was... I was strong,
I was assertive,
286
00:15:45,025 --> 00:15:48,264
I was all, "Make it happen."
287
00:15:48,265 --> 00:15:50,664
Seriously, to his face.
288
00:15:50,665 --> 00:15:53,624
I actually said, "Make it happen."
289
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,464
And you know what?
He made it happen!
290
00:15:56,465 --> 00:15:58,744
Really? It works?
291
00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:00,544
Uh-huh. We're going to Cabo.
292
00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:02,744
I'm not even sure where
the hell Cabo is.
293
00:16:02,745 --> 00:16:06,345
But I don't fucking care,
cos I "made it happen", see?
294
00:16:07,545 --> 00:16:09,904
Don't do voices. OK.
295
00:16:09,905 --> 00:16:13,664
Oh, by the way... We may have
a problem with Morning Randolph.
296
00:16:13,665 --> 00:16:14,945
Oh, Jesus, what?
297
00:16:14,946 --> 00:16:16,504
She's supposedly out sick.
298
00:16:16,505 --> 00:16:19,424
But we think it might be about
her part being cut down.
299
00:16:19,425 --> 00:16:21,784
Uh oh. Yeah, she's not
answering her phone.
300
00:16:21,785 --> 00:16:24,704
Sean's going over to her house
to check it out.
301
00:16:24,705 --> 00:16:28,344
Well, if it's a problem,
just solve it. Do it.
302
00:16:28,345 --> 00:16:29,904
Make it happen!
303
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,104
Not with me.
304
00:16:31,105 --> 00:16:33,025
OK.
305
00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:46,624
Yes? Hi, it's Sean.
306
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,105
Oh, er...
307
00:16:49,865 --> 00:16:52,024
What are you doing here?
Why didn't you call?
308
00:16:52,025 --> 00:16:54,024
We tried.
You're not answering your phone.
309
00:16:54,025 --> 00:16:57,104
Bev and I were worried about you, we
wanted to see how you were feeling.
310
00:16:57,105 --> 00:16:58,584
May I come in?
311
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,264
I may be contagious.
312
00:17:00,265 --> 00:17:03,064
I'll take my chances.
Please, open the door.
313
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,345
OK.
314
00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:16,704
Hey you.
315
00:17:16,705 --> 00:17:18,824
Why are you acting weird?
316
00:17:18,825 --> 00:17:20,264
I'm not weird.
317
00:17:20,265 --> 00:17:22,545
All right, look me in the eye
and tell me that.
318
00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:25,824
Everything's fine.
319
00:17:25,825 --> 00:17:27,425
OK, it's not getting less weird.
320
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:35,704
All right, promise you
won't freak out.
321
00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:37,865
I promise.
322
00:17:39,985 --> 00:17:41,304
Argh!
323
00:17:41,305 --> 00:17:43,344
Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!
324
00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:44,784
Ah.
325
00:17:44,785 --> 00:17:46,504
Oh.
326
00:17:46,505 --> 00:17:48,344
Beverly Hills Travel.
327
00:17:48,345 --> 00:17:50,064
Bethany. Hi, it's Jamie Lapidus.
328
00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:51,545
Oh, hi, sweetie. What's up?
329
00:17:51,546 --> 00:17:56,104
I totally understand
if it's too late but this weekend,
330
00:17:56,105 --> 00:17:58,704
any chance of something fabulous
in Napa?
331
00:17:58,705 --> 00:18:01,744
Napa? So not Cabo?
332
00:18:01,745 --> 00:18:04,384
Cabo? No, I'm sick of Cabo.
I'm thinking Napa.
333
00:18:04,385 --> 00:18:07,265
OK, let me see what I can do.
334
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:12,784
Hello.
335
00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:14,984
How do you feel about Napa?
336
00:18:14,985 --> 00:18:16,225
Love Napa.
337
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,304
Oh, good. I never get to go.
Merc hates it.
338
00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:21,505
How do you hate Napa?
339
00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:23,944
He says, "Wine is bullshit."
340
00:18:23,945 --> 00:18:26,984
Classy. So where are you now?
341
00:18:26,985 --> 00:18:30,025
In the car.
Please tell me you're not driving.
342
00:18:33,425 --> 00:18:35,144
I'm sure it's just swollen.
343
00:18:35,145 --> 00:18:37,184
It'll come down.
344
00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:40,344
It already came down.
It's a cheek implant.
345
00:18:40,345 --> 00:18:41,625
It's supposed to be up!
346
00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:43,384
Oh. Well can't they fix it?
347
00:18:43,385 --> 00:18:46,264
There's too much trauma
to the tissue.
348
00:18:46,265 --> 00:18:49,304
They can't go back in
for at least two months.
349
00:18:49,305 --> 00:18:50,864
Two fucking months like this!
350
00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:52,664
Why did you even do it?
351
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,384
I thought it would help!
352
00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:55,744
Help what?
353
00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:59,145
I don't know. After last week,
everything with the show...
354
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,185
Because we're giving more
to the boys?
355
00:19:02,186 --> 00:19:03,864
And less to the "old people".
356
00:19:03,865 --> 00:19:05,464
Now I'm totally fucked!
357
00:19:05,465 --> 00:19:06,904
No. No, you're not.
358
00:19:06,905 --> 00:19:08,264
Bullshit!
359
00:19:08,265 --> 00:19:09,904
How can you shoot this?!
360
00:19:09,905 --> 00:19:13,985
We will make it work.
Come on, it's Hollywood.
361
00:19:15,185 --> 00:19:17,264
Really? Really.
362
00:19:17,265 --> 00:19:19,664
We'll find a way.
363
00:19:19,665 --> 00:19:21,265
I promise.
364
00:19:25,145 --> 00:19:27,584
Thank you.
365
00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:29,545
You are so a sweetie!
366
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:34,344
See! I'm totally gross.
367
00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:37,504
No, no, I was afraid to...
Doesn't it hurt?
368
00:19:37,505 --> 00:19:39,664
Are you kidding?
I can't even feel my face.
369
00:19:39,665 --> 00:19:42,184
I'm on so many painkillers,
you could hit me with a hammer.
370
00:19:42,185 --> 00:19:43,385
Here, poke it.
371
00:19:44,545 --> 00:19:47,424
I don't want to poke it.
Go on, poke it.
372
00:19:47,425 --> 00:19:50,025
It's fine. Poke it!
373
00:19:53,305 --> 00:19:54,664
Did you poke it?
374
00:19:54,665 --> 00:19:56,064
I did.
375
00:19:56,065 --> 00:19:58,344
See what I mean?
You don't have to worry.
376
00:19:58,345 --> 00:20:00,105
Oh, good.
377
00:20:10,145 --> 00:20:11,744
All right.
378
00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:13,744
Hmm.
379
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,145
Oh.
380
00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:17,864
Hmm.
381
00:20:17,865 --> 00:20:19,344
All right.
382
00:20:19,345 --> 00:20:22,504
All right. That's great, thank you.
383
00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:23,945
OK.
384
00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:27,144
Oh, ah. Oh, that's not necessary.
385
00:20:27,145 --> 00:20:29,304
No. I want to.
386
00:20:29,305 --> 00:20:30,865
OK.
387
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:54,625
She's coming out of make up now.
388
00:20:57,305 --> 00:20:59,504
I thought you said it wasn't so bad.
389
00:20:59,505 --> 00:21:01,304
It's definitely better.
390
00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:04,824
She looks like a Picasso!
And not in a good way.
391
00:21:04,825 --> 00:21:06,424
We can't shoot that.
392
00:21:06,425 --> 00:21:08,225
I promised her we'd try.
393
00:21:10,385 --> 00:21:12,824
Holy crap!
394
00:21:12,825 --> 00:21:14,184
Thank you.
395
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:17,784
What, is she storing nuts
for the winter? Seriously, we can't.
396
00:21:17,785 --> 00:21:18,945
Then you tell her.
397
00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:21,985
Is it terrible?
398
00:21:28,785 --> 00:21:30,945
No.
399
00:21:32,745 --> 00:21:34,984
It... it's not that bad.
400
00:21:34,985 --> 00:21:38,344
No, I'm sure we can make it work.
401
00:21:38,345 --> 00:21:40,144
Really? Absolutely.
402
00:21:40,145 --> 00:21:43,384
Um, why don't you er go over
to the set and er...
403
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,105
so... so we can see it in the light?
404
00:21:45,106 --> 00:21:46,585
OK.
405
00:21:49,745 --> 00:21:51,825
Yeah, cos light's going to help!
406
00:21:56,345 --> 00:21:57,944
Beverly Hills Travel.
407
00:21:57,945 --> 00:21:59,944
Er, Bethany.
408
00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:02,104
Thank you for my lovely bath oil.
409
00:22:02,105 --> 00:22:03,904
I cannot wait to go home and soak.
410
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:04,945
Yeah, whatever.
411
00:22:04,946 --> 00:22:06,704
I'm a little confused here.
412
00:22:06,705 --> 00:22:09,624
I'm looking at this stuff
you sent over, it says Napa.
413
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,784
Right.
What are you talking about, "Right?"
414
00:22:11,785 --> 00:22:13,104
Not Napa, Cabo.
415
00:22:13,105 --> 00:22:15,304
But we changed it.
416
00:22:15,305 --> 00:22:16,904
What are you talking about?
417
00:22:16,905 --> 00:22:21,184
Well, er, Jamie said she was sick
of Cabo, she wanted Napa.
418
00:22:21,185 --> 00:22:24,185
Wait. You... You told Jamie?
419
00:22:25,665 --> 00:22:27,704
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
420
00:22:27,705 --> 00:22:29,544
I'm sorry. I... Fuck!
421
00:22:29,545 --> 00:22:32,664
Fuck you, Bethany!
Fuck you and your big fucking mouth!
422
00:22:32,665 --> 00:22:36,224
Um, I don't appreciate
being spoken to like that.
423
00:22:36,225 --> 00:22:38,824
Well then you're really going
to hate this. Fuck you!
424
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:42,745
You've ruined my life! You stupid,
cock-sucking, fucking fuck!
425
00:22:49,025 --> 00:22:51,064
We gotta talk about last night.
426
00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:53,064
Last night? Our little moment.
427
00:22:53,065 --> 00:22:54,264
What moment?
428
00:22:54,265 --> 00:22:55,704
Cheek. Cut!
429
00:22:55,705 --> 00:22:57,904
There was a moment. No moment.
430
00:22:57,905 --> 00:23:00,064
Cheek. Cut!
431
00:23:00,065 --> 00:23:03,384
Sorry. I don't even know what moment
you think was a moment.
432
00:23:03,385 --> 00:23:05,864
Cheek. Cut!
433
00:23:05,865 --> 00:23:07,504
Oh!
434
00:23:07,505 --> 00:23:11,224
Cheek. Cut! Cheek. Cut! Cheek. Cut!
435
00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,945
Cut!
436
00:23:14,865 --> 00:23:17,024
You totally gave me a look.
437
00:23:17,025 --> 00:23:19,744
I did not. No moment, no look.
438
00:23:19,745 --> 00:23:22,424
Why don't we just cover her
with a sheet?
439
00:23:22,425 --> 00:23:23,864
You know what it means?
440
00:23:23,865 --> 00:23:26,904
It means there was a look
and it means there was a moment.
441
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,224
Fine.
442
00:23:28,225 --> 00:23:29,904
Fine, whatever.
443
00:23:29,905 --> 00:23:33,345
It's like Phantom Of The Opera
with hair.
444
00:23:34,465 --> 00:23:36,065
Come in.
445
00:23:37,465 --> 00:23:38,624
Hi.
446
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,744
Thank you.
447
00:23:40,745 --> 00:23:42,705
Yeah, yeah. Thanks a lot, Robyn.
448
00:23:46,505 --> 00:23:50,024
Oh, my God, we're really doing this!
I know. Pretty great.
449
00:23:50,025 --> 00:23:52,344
You ready? Mm-hm.
450
00:23:52,345 --> 00:23:54,185
Oh, yes, you are.
451
00:23:55,785 --> 00:23:57,745
Oh, don't answer it. Let's just go.
452
00:23:57,746 --> 00:23:59,745
Don't answer it, don't answer it!
Hello?
453
00:23:59,746 --> 00:24:01,664
Or you can answer it.
454
00:24:01,665 --> 00:24:03,984
So, I guess Bethany
spoiled my little surprise.
455
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:06,304
What?
Oh, listen to you! "What?"
456
00:24:06,305 --> 00:24:08,424
You know I'm taking you to Napa.
457
00:24:08,425 --> 00:24:09,864
You're what?
458
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,504
Well, she told me you didn't
want Cabo. That's fine.
459
00:24:12,505 --> 00:24:14,544
Well, what happened to New York?
460
00:24:14,545 --> 00:24:17,144
Oh, like you ever believed that!
461
00:24:17,145 --> 00:24:19,905
You're taking me to Napa?
462
00:24:21,345 --> 00:24:23,144
Yep, Napa.
463
00:24:23,145 --> 00:24:24,944
That's how much I love you.
464
00:24:24,945 --> 00:24:26,264
Oh, God!
465
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,104
Yay.
466
00:24:28,105 --> 00:24:29,705
Yay.
467
00:24:32,385 --> 00:24:33,785
Seriously, what the fuck?
468
00:24:33,786 --> 00:24:36,864
I don't know.
Let me find out what the fuck.
469
00:24:36,865 --> 00:24:38,664
Beverly Hills Travel.
470
00:24:38,665 --> 00:24:40,264
Bethany. Hi, it's Jamie.
471
00:24:40,265 --> 00:24:42,144
Oh, I am so sorry.
472
00:24:42,145 --> 00:24:44,744
He never told me
it was going to be a surprise.
473
00:24:44,745 --> 00:24:47,145
Don't worry, it's all fine.
Tell your husband that.
474
00:24:47,146 --> 00:24:50,824
He called me
a cock-sucking fucking fuck.
475
00:24:50,825 --> 00:24:53,584
Well, he really hates Napa.
476
00:24:53,585 --> 00:24:55,144
Huh, you think?!
477
00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:57,864
So, when did he first call you?
Er, Monday.
478
00:24:57,865 --> 00:25:00,864
I can't remember, but he was talking
Cabo and how he wanted to go
479
00:25:00,865 --> 00:25:02,305
it had to be short notice...
480
00:25:02,306 --> 00:25:06,264
What? That's what I thought,
the reservation wasn't for me.
481
00:25:06,265 --> 00:25:09,304
It's OK, honey.
It wasn't your fault.
482
00:25:09,305 --> 00:25:11,705
Hey, happy birthday, by the way.
483
00:25:13,425 --> 00:25:15,384
Oh, shit!
484
00:25:15,385 --> 00:25:17,624
I can't believe it.
485
00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:19,304
I hate your fucking husband.
486
00:25:19,305 --> 00:25:21,625
I know he's your fucking husband
but I hate him.
487
00:25:22,945 --> 00:25:24,064
Thank you.
488
00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,664
I'm sorry.
489
00:25:25,665 --> 00:25:27,105
Oh.
490
00:25:33,385 --> 00:25:34,864
Thanks, Peter.
491
00:25:34,865 --> 00:25:36,145
Sure.
492
00:25:38,505 --> 00:25:39,784
Ah!
493
00:25:39,785 --> 00:25:42,624
I have two more calls to make
and then I am ready to...
494
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:43,824
No.
495
00:25:43,825 --> 00:25:45,064
No.
496
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:47,664
No! Yeah.
497
00:25:47,665 --> 00:25:50,504
What?!
She found out about the trip.
498
00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:53,024
I had to make her think
it was for her and now,
499
00:25:53,025 --> 00:25:54,625
we're going to fucking Napa!
500
00:25:55,985 --> 00:25:58,344
Wow! Perfect!
501
00:25:58,345 --> 00:26:02,064
So, you're celebrating
our fifth anniversary
502
00:26:02,065 --> 00:26:05,864
by taking your wife to Napa.
503
00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:09,344
Does it help to know that I'm going
to hate every minute of it?
504
00:26:09,345 --> 00:26:10,865
No. It doesn't help.
505
00:26:13,745 --> 00:26:15,584
I can't do this any more.
506
00:26:15,585 --> 00:26:16,864
Baby. No!
507
00:26:16,865 --> 00:26:18,944
I can't.
508
00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:20,784
No more.
509
00:26:20,785 --> 00:26:22,345
I'm done.
510
00:26:28,105 --> 00:26:30,464
So that's really it? Seriously?
511
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:32,464
Yep. I said it and I meant it.
512
00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:33,904
I deserve better.
513
00:26:33,905 --> 00:26:35,704
Good for you.
514
00:26:35,705 --> 00:26:38,304
It took me five years to get here
but that's it.
515
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:40,265
No more. Over and out.
516
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:42,824
Really?
517
00:26:42,825 --> 00:26:44,585
Probably not.
518
00:26:46,859 --> 00:27:15,040
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518
00:27:16,305 --> 00:27:22,404
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