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The decision's made.

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Merc's out.
When will you tell him?

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I thought I'd wait till after
his Man Of The Year thing.

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That's nice.

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That way, we can empty
out his office while he's there.

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Do you know who you're going to go with?
We've got a very short list.

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Right.
And your name's at the top of it.

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I'm about to leave for my date.
OK.

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If you don't want me to go,
I won't go.

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Go.

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LeBlanc residence.

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Is Matt there?

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Oh, hi, Diane. It's Labia.

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No!

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'Fuck!'

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How can I take this job? How?

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I can't do that to him.

20
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It sounds like THEY'RE doing it
to him, whether you do it or not.

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No, I know, but, I...I...

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Look, this is your dream.
It's what you have been working for
your entire career.

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I know, but I...

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He would never understand.

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I don't think our relationship
could survive it.

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So? So?!

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A couple of weeks ago, you were prepared to end it
and there wasn't even a dream job on the table!

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He's never going to leave her,
is he?

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No.

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Because she's a fucking saint.

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A fucking blind saint.

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Mm.

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What?

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What?

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That..."mm".

36
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What "mm"? Er, no, no.

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I said that she's a fucking saint
and then you went, "Mm,"

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like maybe she's not
such a fucking saint.

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Oh, no.

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I-It was just an "mm",

41
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like...mm.

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Go on. So, mm, go on.

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What aren't you telling me?
Nothing.

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Tell me!

45
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OK, well, you've never moved
this fast in your life,

46
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so you need to tell me.
Look, I...

47
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I know nothing.
It was just an "mm".

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Do you like poison ivy?
There's plenty of it up there.

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Ooh, ooh! Oo-oo-ooh!

50
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That's a cliff! Ooh, oh!

51
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Come on, you. Come on.

52
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Come on. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

53
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What are you going to do, huh?

54
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Huh?

55
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I gotcha.

56
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She's fine! Keep moving!

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Tell me!

58
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She's having an affair with Matt.
Who?

59
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Saint Jamie.

60
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Is... Is having an... An affair?

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With Matt LeBlanc.

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SHE GIGGLES
No.

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Oh, my God! No!

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You knew this
and you didn't tell me?!

65
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Well, what about all the shit
with our show you don't tell me?!

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That's work! This is my life!

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I know.

68
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But...

69
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if I'd told you,
you'd tell Merc.

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I HAVE to tell Merc!
You can't tell Merc!

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If you tell Merc, this whole thing
will blow up and...

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Matt...will...kill me.

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You must keep this to yourself.

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Yeah, I can't do that.

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If you tell Merc, I swear I'll...

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I'll tell him

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that you've been having
secret meetings with that...

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That Salad person, AND

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you knew he was getting fired before
he did and you didn't tell him.

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Ha-aa-aa ha!

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SHE MUTTERS

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SHE GRUNTS

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Fine.

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Understood.

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Jamie Lapidus and Matt LeBlanc.

86
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Un-fucking-believable!

87
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For all I know, it's already over.

88
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Last I heard, he was having
a thing with his stalker!

89
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Jesus! A stalker
and his boss's blind wife?

90
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That guy'll stick it anywhere.

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No offence.

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PHONE RINGS

93
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Yo. Matt? Stanford Shamiro.

94
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'Hey. What's up?'

95
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I just got a call
from Diane's lawyer.

96
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What did that prick want?

97
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Please tell me you weren't entertaining
your stalker at your house last night.

98
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OK, I was not ENTERTAINING her.

99
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Technically, yeah, she was here.

100
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But I was throwing her out
when Diane called.

101
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So she broke in again?

102
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Er, technically, no.

103
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So why don't you tell me
what did happen...technically?

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'All right.'

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The other night, I was pretty
hammered and I called her up.

106
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'Diane?' No.

107
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You called up your stalker?

108
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'Right.'

109
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The one we got
the restraining order for?

110
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Yeah.
Did you have sexual relations with her?

111
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Hmm...

112
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does anal...?

113
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Yeah, it counts.

114
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Then, technically, yes.

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You should know Diane's going to try and
have your visitation rights terminated.

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Meaning what?
I'd never get to see my kids?

117
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If the judge agrees.
'That's bullshit!'

118
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We got to fight this.

119
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Can I take off my lawyer hat
for a minute?

120
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Yeah. 'I'm talking to you now
as a friend.'

121
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You're going to need
a much better lawyer.

122
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Cos the one you got -

123
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I don't know how the fuck
he's going to get you out of this.

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HE SIGHS

125
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Wow!

126
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Seriously, wow!

127
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Yeah?

128
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I'm telling you,

129
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you look fucking wow! What are you
doing with an old shit-bird like me?

130
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Are you kidding?
You're my man of the year.

131
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It's your big night.

132
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What's the matter?

133
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What? You look...

134
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I'm fine. All good.

135
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All right.

136
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Is this ever going to change?

137
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What? This. Us.

138
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I mean, here we are, AGAIN.

139
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It's your big night
and I can't be there with you.

140
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You'll be there.

141
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Not WITH you.

142
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You're going to come down off
that stage and I can't kiss you,

143
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I can't...
SHE GRUNTS

144
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Am I always going to be
this invisible person?

145
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You think I like it this way?

146
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You think I don't want to be
with you all the time? Come on!

147
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What do you want me to do?
The woman's blind!

148
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She's fucking Matt LeBlanc.

149
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Who's fucking Matt LeBlanc?

150
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Your blind wife is having
an affair with Matt LeBlanc.

151
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Bullshit!

152
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I swear to God, it's true.

153
00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,980
Are you kidding me?
It's been going on for months.

154
00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,300
Jesus Christ!

155
00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:07,340
Yep.

156
00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,180
I... I can't breathe.

157
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Seriously, I cannot breathe!

158
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You can breathe.
I can't breathe WELL!

159
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CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

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Wow! Look at you,
all dressy dressed.

161
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I got this for my sister's funeral.

162
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Pretty.

163
00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:35,700
If anything, it looks more like
the other cheek than it did before.

164
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And you really can't tell?
You really can't - it's amazing.

165
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Just promise me you're done messing with your face.
I swear, I am done messing with my face.

166
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What? Hmm?

167
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HE SCOFFS
Oh, Christ! Kill me now.

168
00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:51,940
Sean. Andrew!

169
00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:53,820
Where aren't you?

170
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This is my friend Morning Randolph.
Hello. We've met.

171
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So, what brings you here?

172
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Er, I actually just
signed a deal with Merc.

173
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So I thought I'd better
come and kiss the ring.

174
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,820
You're doing television now?
I know.

175
00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:09,620
I came up with this great idea
for a show.

176
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It's about this British couple who
bring their hit comedy to the States

177
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and how they end up getting divorced
but still have to work together.

178
00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,860
You're...

179
00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:20,980
You're fucking kidding me, right?
I know!

180
00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:23,260
It took me, like, five seconds
to come up with it.

181
00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:27,500
Oh, look, there's Bev and Rob!

182
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Oh, God.

183
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:36,340
It's so hard seeing her
with someone who's not you.

184
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Just saying "Bev and Rob"
feels so wrong.

185
00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,820
"Bev and Rob, Bev and Rob."

186
00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:46,860
Excuse me. Hmm.

187
00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:48,460
Bev! Rob!

188
00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:54,380
I have been that cock-sucker's
friend for 20 years!

189
00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:56,060
20 years! I know.

190
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He's on MY network!

191
00:09:57,620 --> 00:10:00,500
I know. And when she went blind,
I could have walked out.

192
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,540
But I fucking stuck by her.

193
00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:04,180
She does not deserve you.

194
00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,980
I guess I'M the blind one.

195
00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:09,740
Oh, and by the way,

196
00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:12,300
I think sometimes
she can actually see a tiny bit.

197
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:15,620
No! I'm telling you -
like, vague shapes and shadows.

198
00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:19,060
And she calls herself blind.
What a bitch.

199
00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:21,060
How could she do this to me?

200
00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:23,740
Oh, I'm probably not
the best person to ask.

201
00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:26,540
I mean, if you were mine,
believe me...

202
00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:27,740
Well, guess what.

203
00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:29,380
I AM yours.

204
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,780
What? Wh-What are you saying?
Oh, yeah.

205
00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:36,500
I am so going to dump her ass.
What do you think of that?

206
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,660
I think, yeah! Do it!

207
00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:41,300
Dump it! Oh!
SHE GIGGLES

208
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,900
Dump it, dump it, dump it!

209
00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,340
Oh, here we go.

210
00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,900
OK, creepiest smile ever.

211
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,580
Is it too Wallace and Gromit?

212
00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:54,300
I don't know who that is, but yeah.

213
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,700
Oh, God!
That's his Wallace and Gromit smile.

214
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,220
Oh, yeah!
No, that's not a good thing.

215
00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:01,860
Hey, how are you?
Nice to see you.

216
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,060
Champagne?

217
00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,900
Oh, yes! Goodness gracious me!

218
00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:27,340
You can do this.

219
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,060
Just knowing they're both here...

220
00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:33,780
I know. But you're going to smile
like nothing's wrong,

221
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,460
because you are the man of the year.

222
00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:39,900
And these people are paying
10,000 a table

223
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,340
just to see that smile.

224
00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:43,580
Not the ones at the back.

225
00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:46,700
Do we know yet who bought the cheap ones?
I'm getting you a list.

226
00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:51,180
Mr Salad!

227
00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,260
So...

228
00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,980
..you finally decided to grace us
with your presence.

229
00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:59,340
Well, you know me -
I like to make an entrance.

230
00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:01,860
Congratulations, sir.
Well deserved.

231
00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:03,060
Thank you, my friend.

232
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:07,060
Can you believe this guy
flew 3,000 miles just for me?

233
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,420
He's the best.

234
00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,300
So, any big plans
while you're out here?

235
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:13,220
Nope.
This weekend's all about you.

236
00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:16,020
MERC CHUCKLES
You're going to make me cry.

237
00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:27,140
Who's that?

238
00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:30,340
Morning's brother Rob.
He's her...date.

239
00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:34,020
What do you mean, "her date"?

240
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,540
Well, they're...

241
00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:36,900
kind of a thing.

242
00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,860
You shitting me? I shit you not.

243
00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,820
And this is OK by you? Why not?

244
00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:52,100
I told her we had to move on, and...

245
00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:54,780
..she believed me.

246
00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:58,700
Why would you do that?
Well, you had a little something to do with it.

247
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:01,620
Oh, Christ! You still on that?

248
00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:04,100
You fucked my wife!

249
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:08,340
Five months ago!
Right. I can't believe I'm still dwelling on it.

250
00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,260
I feel like such an arsehole(!)

251
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:11,460
You ARE an asshole.

252
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,420
You love her.

253
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,500
Get over yourself.
It's not that simple.

254
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,140
Oh!
HE TUTS

255
00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,260
Yeah, it is.

256
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,460
Thank you.
We'll see you a bit later. Bye.

257
00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:40,060
Hey.

258
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,860
I thought I could smell Joey.

259
00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:44,500
Too much?

260
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,820
No, I like a man
who can wear Cinnabon.

261
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,700
So, er...

262
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,940
..Sean and I were just
talking about assholes.

263
00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:57,020
Oh, so that's what guys talk about
when we're not around.

264
00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:02,020
I was telling him to stop being one

265
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:06,020
and I realised the last time
you and I were together, I...

266
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,420
I kind of was one.

267
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:09,300
No argument from me.

268
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,500
And then I never called you,
which...

269
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,420
makes me an even bigger one.

270
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,580
Again, we're on the same page.

271
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:18,820
Anyway...

272
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,140
..I'm sorry.

273
00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,740
Thank you.

274
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,060
I don't want to mess this up.

275
00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:29,060
Then don't. OK.

276
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,780
I may need you to keep reminding me.

277
00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:38,180
I'll stay on top of it.

278
00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:40,580
Sounds good to me.

279
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:54,980
So?

280
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:57,380
Really? Here? Now?

281
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:58,940
I got to move on this.

282
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:06,700
Elliot, I cannot tell you how much
I appreciate this offer.

283
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:11,460
I really do, and I'll probably end
up kicking myself, but...

284
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,180
Hey, hey, hey.

285
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,020
If it's the money, we're prepared...

286
00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:18,100
Oh, God. No. It's not the money.

287
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,340
You're prepared to what?

288
00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:22,180
No. No! Don't tell me.

289
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,300
It's not the money.

290
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:25,980
It's Merc.

291
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:30,660
I can't do it to him. Look, loyalty's one
thing but unless you're fucking him...

292
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:31,900
I'm fucking him.

293
00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:33,980
A-ha.

294
00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:36,300
No.
SHE GIGGLES

295
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,820
Hmm.

296
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:40,260
I'm more than fucking him.

297
00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,780
I'm not sure I know what that means.

298
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,340
Sounds like he's a lucky man.

299
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:47,220
I mean...we're serious.

300
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:49,060
Oh. Yeah.

301
00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:53,300
Well, for what it's worth, I'm
a big believer in second marriages.

302
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,820
This would be his fourth.

303
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,220
Mazel tov.

304
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:03,380
SHE SINGS

305
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,620
(Are you going to eat your olives?)

306
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:34,940
No.

307
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:24,300
SONG FINISHES

308
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,820
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

309
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:34,700
MATT: But more than anything else,
Merc Lapidus has a big heart.

310
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:38,020
Those hugs of his -
they don't come from here.

311
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,980
They come from here.

312
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,740
Ladies and gentlemen,

313
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,940
please help me welcome
our Man Of The Year

314
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:47,300
and my boss, Merc Lapidus.

315
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,540
CHEERING

316
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:58,900
Matt LeBlanc.
Let's hear it for a real friend.

317
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:09,060
Wagner once said,
"Joy is not in things -

318
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,660
"it is in us."

319
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:14,060
Clearly, Wagner never owned
his own jet.

320
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,820
LAUGHTER

321
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:18,220
Seriously...

322
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,660
I think everyone here tonight
knows what he meant.

323
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:25,860
All the trappings of success
mean nothing.

324
00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:30,380
It's about finding the joy
in what we do.

325
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,900
And I love what I do.

326
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,700
They call it "the industry".

327
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,220
But looking around here tonight,

328
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:40,500
it's clear that we're more than
just an industry.

329
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:42,940
We're family.

330
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:45,460
Six years ago...

331
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,940
..when I found out that
I had cancer...

332
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:56,380
..the outpouring of support
was overwhelming.

333
00:18:57,380 --> 00:19:00,300
And then later, when our network
became number one

334
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:05,100
after being last
for so many, many years,

335
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,340
I felt that same response.

336
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:09,420
In good times...

337
00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:13,980
..and in bad,
you have been there for me.

338
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,940
I'd like to thank all of you...

339
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:20,580
..for the love and friendship -

340
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:24,900
and, yes, the joy - that you have
given me all these years.

341
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:28,380
I may be your Man Of The Year
but, right now,

342
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:32,060
I feel like the luckiest man in the world.
Thank you. Thank you.

343
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:34,100
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

344
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,860
Thank you very much.

345
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:42,660
Thank you, thank you.

346
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:50,380
HUBBUB OF CONVERSATION

347
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:53,740
Oh, your speech was fantastic.

348
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,540
Yeah? Oh, my God!

349
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:58,500
Funny and moving and so smart.

350
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,420
You are one class act.

351
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,580
I got to piss like a racehorse.

352
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:04,780
OK.

353
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:20,500
Awesome speech.

354
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,900
You put that in my wife?!

355
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,860
OK, you don't want do this here.

356
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,380
Don't tell me what I want!

357
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,940
Watch it! Oh, sorry!

358
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,900
Jesus Christ! Are you crazy?!

359
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,060
Hey, LeBlanc!
You smell like piss!

360
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,740
Wait, what? Fucking lunatic!

361
00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,980
Oh, God!

362
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,700
Aw, don't run away!

363
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:50,860
I got more!

364
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:53,300
Found another one.

365
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:56,540
How many more does she need before
we can go home? Could be a while.

366
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,100
She's a bit of a gift-bag whore.

367
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,380
Seven!

368
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:02,780
It's almost an illness.
You'll get used to it.

369
00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:04,620
Get him the hell away from me!

370
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,060
Come on. Let's just go.

371
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:08,660
You don't get to screw my wife
and then walk away!

372
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,660
Oh, yeah? How about you?

373
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,780
How about the fact
that you've been screwing...

374
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,660
What is her name?!

375
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:19,900
Carol. ..Carol. How about the fact
that you've been screwing Carol?!

376
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:22,500
You son of a bitch! No!

377
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:26,340
Oh, come on!

378
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,980
You fucking cock-sucker!

379
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,260
Fuck you!

380
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:35,060
You are so fucking fired!

381
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,740
Oh, no. Fired from Pucks(!)

382
00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:41,060
Keep laughing! For the rest of your life, you're
just going to be the fat guy who used to be Joey!

383
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:43,340
And you'll just be a fat guy!
No!

384
00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:45,340
All right! Enough!

385
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:50,700
This is what you get for screwing other
people's wives. I hope you're happy!

386
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:53,740
Oh, I'm VERY happy!
Jamie, are you happy?

387
00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:56,180
Yes.

388
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,420
You son of a bitch!

389
00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:58,700
Oh! Ow!

390
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,340
That's my wife!

391
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,420
Not the face!

392
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:04,660
What's happening?!

393
00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:12,260
Aargh!

394
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:14,100
MATT GRUNTS

395
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,060
Seriously, what's happening?!

396
00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:20,980
Get the hell off of me!

397
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:24,580
A-ha! Look out - he's got a bag!

398
00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:28,820
What are you going to do -
hit us with a spa certificate?

399
00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:32,540
I saw a candle in here that could do some damage!
I didn't get a candle.

400
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,100
MATT GRUNTS
Ooh!

401
00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:41,220
What the fuck?!

402
00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:42,580
Let go of my fucking... Argh!

403
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,340
HE GROANS

404
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:47,260
What? What?!
My shoulder...dislocated.

405
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:49,260
Oh, Jesus. Does it hurt?

406
00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:50,460
Oh, fuck!

407
00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:51,740
How about now?!

408
00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:54,460
Hey! Are you insane?

409
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:06,100
Forget firing him.
That whole show is dead!

410
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:08,260
I want that pucking fucks...

411
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:10,500
Grr! Fucking Pucks!

412
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,540
Shit, it's dead! Ssh.
It's off the air!

413
00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:15,340
All right. Stop!
Breathe. I need you to breathe.

414
00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:19,260
I mean it. First thing Monday
- I don't care if I have to run cartoons in that slot -

415
00:23:19,260 --> 00:23:21,660
I want him off my network!

416
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:23,340
Oh, God!

417
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:24,820
What?

418
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,500
There's something you need to know.

419
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,260
What? What? What?!

420
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,580
Elliot's going to call you.

421
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:41,580
The board decided...

422
00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,980
..you're out. Out?

423
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,180
Out of what?

424
00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:48,500
Your job.

425
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,020
After the whole talking-dog thing

426
00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:54,620
and the way our season's been going...
What?!

427
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:58,180
How do you know this?
All of a sudden, you know all this crap?

428
00:23:58,180 --> 00:24:01,460
I'm getting canned, my wife's fucking around.
What are you, a witch?!

429
00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:02,900
You need to calm down.

430
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,180
I'm calm. TELL ME!

431
00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:07,340
I heard it from Elliot.

432
00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:10,220
He told you?

433
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,860
He told you before he told me?

434
00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:15,060
Why?

435
00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:17,020
Why, why, why, why, why?! He...

436
00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:21,700
He offered me your job.

437
00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:27,260
HE GULPS LOUDLY

438
00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:29,220
HE SQUEAKS

439
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:39,220
Let's not do this here.
SQUEAKING CONTINUES

440
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:41,500
Yeah, OK.

441
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,980
HE YELLS IN PAIN
Where are the bloody paramedics?!

442
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:46,860
You don't need paramedics.
It's happened before.

443
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,700
Just pop it back in.
What do you mean, "pop it"? I can't pop it!

444
00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:51,500
You got to
I can't pop it myself.

445
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:55,260
I'm not going to pop it - you need a doctor to pop it!
No, you don't. Just grab my arm,

446
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:59,220
pull it out of its socket
and pop it back in. No!

447
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:01,460
Oh, Jesus!
Pop it - I'm begging you.

448
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:03,620
MATT YELLS

449
00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:05,820
SEAN AND BEVERLY YELL
Just do it. Hurry!

450
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:07,860
I can't! Just pop it!

451
00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:09,300
Pop it! CROWD: Pop it!

452
00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:11,580
Everyone stop saying "pop it"!

453
00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:14,220
Do you want me to do it?
Like you could do it! I could do it.

454
00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:15,620
All right, then, do it. Right.

455
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:17,420
HE YELLS

456
00:25:17,420 --> 00:25:18,620
I can't do it!

457
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:21,260
I'll do it. No! Not her.

458
00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:23,780
I'll do it. No!

459
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:26,100
I can do it.

460
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,380
MATT GROANS

461
00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:32,460
BOTH GROAN

462
00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:35,180
BOTH: Aargh! AARGH!

463
00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:37,220
BONE CLICKS

464
00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:39,580
HE SIGHS WITH RELIEF

465
00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:45,180
Do you think you're going to
be all right? Just...

466
00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:49,340
Listen to me.

467
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,100
I turned him down.

468
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:52,420
I didn't take it.

469
00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:56,100
Why?

470
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,340
Why?!

471
00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:58,980
Because...

472
00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:01,620
I would never do that to you.

473
00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:03,620
I love you.

474
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:07,020
They're going to regret this.
You're going to come back stronger than ever.

475
00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:08,740
I don't know. I know.

476
00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:10,340
I'm...

477
00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:13,940
I'm not saying it'll be easy,
but we're going to get through this.

478
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,700
Together.

479
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,340
You'll move in with me.

480
00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:20,420
How nice will that be -
to finally be...?

481
00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:22,460
What?
What are you talking about?

482
00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:23,900
I can't leave her now!

483
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,340
What?!

484
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:28,740
I've got no fucking job!
You want me to give her half my money?!

485
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:36,180
Get out.

486
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,900
What?

487
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,580
Get out of my car.

488
00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:44,300
Are you serious?
No, it's raining.

489
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:46,540
GET...OUT!

490
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:53,140
Are you fucking crazy?!

491
00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:55,780
I don't even know
where the hell I am!

492
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,940
This is downtown!

493
00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:00,300
Aaargh!

494
00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:06,780
So, opera.
Apparently it gets kind of rough.

495
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:11,340
You were very brave tonight.

496
00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:15,140
Please. Merc Lapidus threw me
around like a sock puppet.

497
00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:18,300
And yet, you kept
coming back for more.

498
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:19,900
Like an idiot.

499
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,180
I found it...heroic. Hmm.

500
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:25,220
And then with the...

501
00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:26,900
arm popping.

502
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,060
If the writing doesn't pan out,

503
00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:31,900
you could always reconsider
being a doctor.

504
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,140
I could specialise in
terrified medicine.

505
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,300
You'd be brilliant.

506
00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:40,380
Your poor face.

507
00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:42,820
I've seen worse.

508
00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:46,020
When he hit you...

509
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,380
..it was like...

510
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,220
I just went...

511
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:56,220
Ssh. I'm fine now, I'm fine.
I didn't even...

512
00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:01,460
SHE SQUEAKS

513
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:02,860
Oh, God, I'm sorry.

514
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:06,700
Please...

515
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:08,780
do not be sorry for that.

516
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:20,340
Should we just leave?

517
00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:22,180
Oh, I'd say so.

518
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:32,660
I think they're ready to go here.

519
00:28:33,660 --> 00:28:37,140
You guys coming, or are you
going to just make out all night?

520
00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:40,180
We're coming.

521
00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:47,060
Ooh, wait.

522
00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:53,060
Seven!

523
00:28:53,060 --> 00:28:55,260
SHE GIGGLES

524
00:28:58,327 --> 00:29:00,046
Sync by Alex1969
www.addic7ed.com

525
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,660
ANDY: Listen to this...

526
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"Daily Variety.

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"Network prexy Merc Lapidus has
CHOSEN to step down from the post,

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"effective immediately."
Chairman Elliot Salad said,

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" 'It is with deep regret that we must
accept the resignation of Merc Lapidus.

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" 'It's difficult to imagine
this network without him.'

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"Lapidus stated, 'I have chosen to go now,
having accomplished everything I set out to do.

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" 'And I look forward to spending
more time with my wonderful family.'"

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MYRA: Mmm.

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