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I'm about to leave for my date.

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Okay.

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If you don't want me to go,

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I won't go.

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Go.

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500 feet, Labia. 500 feet.

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If that fucking lunatic
comes near my kids again,

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I swear to God...

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Please tell me you weren't
entertaining your stalker

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at your house last night.

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Did you have sexual relations with her?

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Does anal...

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Yeah, it counts.

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You think I don't want to
be with you all the time?

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Come on! What do you want me to do?

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The woman's blind.

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She's fucking Matt LeBlanc.

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You son of a bitch.

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Let go of my fucking...

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Oh, Jesus. Does it hurt?

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Oh, fuck.

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How about now?

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We got a very short list.

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Right.

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And your name's at the top of it.

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The board decided...

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you're out.

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How do you know this?

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He offered me your job.

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But he hit you.

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I'm fine now. I'm fine.

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It didn't even...

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I can't leave her now.

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What?

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I got no fucking job!

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You want me to give her half my money?

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Get out!

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Are you fucking crazy?!

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I don't even know where the hell I am!

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This is downtown!

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Fuck!

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- Honey?
- Hmm?

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I think someone's at your gate.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Yeah?

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I want to talk to my wife!

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Oh, God.

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Uh... fuck you.

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Open up! I know she's there!

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Yeah, she's here.

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And, again...

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Fuck you.

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Looks like it's still raining.

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Open up!

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Let me in!

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Open the fuck up!

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Go away, asshole.

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Come on, let me in!

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Whatever you have to say,

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you can say through the window.

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Jamie, sweetheart, I know you're mad.

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I don't blame you.

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I'm sorry.

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I... I'm sorry.

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I made a mistake.

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A mistake?!

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You've been screwing Carol for five years!

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Okay, nobody said that I was perfect.

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But, come on, one more chance.

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It's okay, she can have you.

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Forget her!

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I dumped her ass last
night 'cause I want you.

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Well, I don't want you!

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I've been happier in the last three months

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than any day of our marriage.

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Okay, I can feel the
breeze from your charade.

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Sorry.

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Look, I'm done.

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If you have anything to
say, say it to my lawyer.

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You have a lawyer already?

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It's the guy Matt's ex-wife used.

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Apparently, he's very good.

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Goodbye, Merc.

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"Goodbye"?

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What do you mean, "goodbye"? Not "goodbye."

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Honey, honey, please.

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Where's your humanity?

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We're husband and wife!

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Jamie, come on! Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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At least get me a towel!

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Are you sleeping?

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What?

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Never mind. Go back to sleep.

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No, what did you say?

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I asked if you were sleeping.

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When you asked, I was.

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Now I'm not.

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Sorry.

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It's all right.

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I like what I'm waking to.

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How much have you missed this?

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I know.

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There was a moment...

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last night...

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when I was looking at you...

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and I couldn't help but think...

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Bloody hell, it's 8:15!

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Wait, wait, wait. No. What?

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Couldn't help but think what?

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8:15! We're seriously fucked!

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I have no car here. I have to get home.

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- Why?
- Uh...

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I'm not going to work in an evening gown.

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No?

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Elegant Friday?

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Oh, God.

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We have script changes we never gave them.

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Shit.

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Uh, I'll drop you at home.
Just let me jump in the shower.

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Feel like jumping in with me?

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8:15.

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Right.

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Get me Elliot Salad.

126
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He's still in the air.

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He's heading back to New York.

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Then have him call me as soon as he lands.

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And make sure he knows

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it's about what we discussed last night.

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Hey.

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Morning.

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- How are you?
- Fine.

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No, I know, but how are you?

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I'm good.

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I am.

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Look, these things happen,
especially in our business.

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Nothing's forever.

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Poor Merc. How's he doing?

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- I wouldn't know.
- Really?

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- Really.
- So that's...

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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, thank God.

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I never understood that anyway.

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Did you see his office?

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It's like he was never here,

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like that movie "The Vanishing."

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- I never saw it.
- Someone vanishes.

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So, why'd they dump him?

149
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Was it 'cause of last night?

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I really can't say.

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That fight was insane.

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Have you seen the video?

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There's a video?

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It's on YouTube.

155
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You're telling me some asshole

156
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actually stood there
filming the whole thing

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and then posted it?

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What kind of sick fuck would do that?

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If it helps, you look gorgeous in it.

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I'm in it?

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Jesus! Are we all in it?

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Everyone but Andy.

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Cock sucker!

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Fuck you! You are so fucking fired!

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I can't believe this is online.

166
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Is that really what my hair looks like?

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It's up to almost a million hits.

168
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Hey, you know, more people
saw Merc hit you in the face

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than actually watch our show.

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Your poor face.

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Fuck her face. What about our poor show?

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I didn't mean "fuck her face."

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- Thank you.
- Shh. Hey, hey, listen.

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You can actually hear him pull
your shoulder out of the socket.

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It's so sick.

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Is it? Is it sick?

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Kind of.

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What the fuck?!

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Let go of my fucking...

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Shit.

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Maybe I should let it grow.

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- Jesus.
- Yep. Some messed-up night.

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I don't know.

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Some good things came out of it.

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Stop it. We're not puppies.

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What? It's nice.

187
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So, does this mean

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we'll be sending your scripts
to one address, not two?

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I'd say so.

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And which one would that be?

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Doesn't matter to me, as
long as we're together.

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- Stop it.
- Stop it.

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Either place is fine with me, too.

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Okay, let me know.

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What does it take you to get here?

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Oh, door-to-door, 20 minutes,

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assuming there's no traffic in the canyon.

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How often is there traffic in the canyon?

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Always. 

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Why? How long does it take you?

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- I could walk here.
- Do you?

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No.

203
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All right, then, uh...

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I guess, uh, your place makes more sense.

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But...

206
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No, it's silly.

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What?

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00:12:00,916 --> 00:12:04,149
Well, there is one thing.

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What?

210
00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:09,915
Matt, we're ready for you.

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Yeah, I just want to hear the thing.

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Go!

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But you'll tell me the thing?

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No!

215
00:12:20,283 --> 00:12:21,415
So?

216
00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:25,482
It's...

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your bed.

218
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What's wrong with my bed?

219
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You've never even seen my bed.

220
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Morning was in it with you,
doing... Morning things.

221
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I just want to start with a clean slate.

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Absolutely.

223
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I'd feel exactly the same way.

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Picture up.

225
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Yes.

226
00:12:53,849 --> 00:12:58,282
As soon as Elliot calls,
patch him through to me.

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Hi. No, it's fine. Interrupt.

228
00:13:00,383 --> 00:13:02,116
It's only Beverly.

229
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Okay, promise you'll find me.

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I cannot miss this call.

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Bye.

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How crazy was last night?

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Oh, my God.

234
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,215
Oh, I have so much to tell you.

235
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Well, I've got a fair bit to tell you.

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Okay, you go first.

237
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:20,782
Really?

238
00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:23,049
Yes. I want to hear everything. Go.

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- Sean and I are back together.
- Merc and I broke up.

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Why don't you go first?

241
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Okay.

242
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,082
Ready for lunch?

243
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,148
Oh, I can't. I... I've got to do this.

244
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What?

245
00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:42,982
I'm trying to write an e-mail to Diane.

246
00:13:42,983 --> 00:13:44,315
She won't answer my calls.

247
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This still about the Labia thing?

248
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She's on the fucking warpath.

249
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You know, she's gonna ask the judge

250
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for supervised visitation.

251
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Meaning?

252
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Meaning, anytime I'm with the boys,

253
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there has to be a goddamn
social worker there.

254
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How fucked-up is that?

255
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Very.

256
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This weekend could be

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my last time alone with them.

258
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,548
- I'm gonna take them to Disneyland.
- Oh, I've never been.

259
00:14:03,549 --> 00:14:04,582
You ever been to Walmart?

260
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,415
It's like that with rides.

261
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:08,848
I got to get her to back down.

262
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,495
Well, good luck with that. 

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You're a writer.

264
00:14:13,349 --> 00:14:15,215
No, no, no!

265
00:14:15,216 --> 00:14:16,682
No, this has got to come from you.

266
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It's got to be personal, from the heart.

267
00:14:18,949 --> 00:14:21,015
Exactly. I can't write that shit.

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Come on, please.

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What have you got so far?

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Uh, "Diane."

271
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Well, at least you got
something to build on.

272
00:14:31,983 --> 00:14:35,115
Uh, you could start by explaining

273
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why you invited your
stalker into your house.

274
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I was shit-faced.

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Yeah, well, nothing says

276
00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:42,282
you're a responsible father like...

277
00:14:42,283 --> 00:14:43,483
So, what's my excuse?

278
00:14:46,483 --> 00:14:47,782
There is no excuse.

279
00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:48,815
Thanks.

280
00:14:48,816 --> 00:14:50,348
No, that's what you say.

281
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,283
"There is no excuse for what I did."

282
00:14:54,816 --> 00:14:55,782
Nice.

283
00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:58,548
"It was thoughtless and stupid.

284
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:01,948
Bringing that woman into my home is...

285
00:15:01,949 --> 00:15:03,248
indefensible."

286
00:15:03,249 --> 00:15:04,948
Or some word that you'd use.

287
00:15:04,949 --> 00:15:07,115
- I'd use "indefensible."
- Sorry.

288
00:15:07,116 --> 00:15:10,315
Uh, "I take full
responsibility for my actions,

289
00:15:10,316 --> 00:15:14,582
and I will do anything... anything... "

290
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,648
- Two "anythings"?
- Yeah. Underline the second one.

291
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,982
- Got it.
- "Anything... "

292
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,215
There's still just two. That
was the second one again.

293
00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:20,182
I'm with you.

294
00:15:20,183 --> 00:15:22,648
"... to win back your trust.

295
00:15:22,649 --> 00:15:25,482
Our children mean the world to me."

296
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,148
"They are...

297
00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:31,515
the only truly good thing in my life.

298
00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:36,682
Please don't punish them
because of my bad decisions."

299
00:15:36,683 --> 00:15:38,448
This is so good.

300
00:15:38,449 --> 00:15:40,448
"I don't know why I do what I do...

301
00:15:40,449 --> 00:15:45,449
but I can only promise you
that I am going to get help."

302
00:15:46,649 --> 00:15:49,915
Love that.

303
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,748
Right.

304
00:15:51,749 --> 00:15:53,122
But now you have to get help. 

305
00:15:53,216 --> 00:15:55,182
- No, you do.
- Okay.

306
00:15:55,183 --> 00:15:59,482
No, I'm saying you need help.

307
00:15:59,483 --> 00:16:01,482
You've got to figure out

308
00:16:01,483 --> 00:16:04,748
how to change this
self-destructive pattern.

309
00:16:04,749 --> 00:16:08,515
You brought home the one
woman in the whole world

310
00:16:08,516 --> 00:16:11,948
your ex-wife specifically
forbade you to see!

311
00:16:11,949 --> 00:16:14,648
You do these things,
and then you're surprised

312
00:16:14,649 --> 00:16:16,548
when there are consequences.

313
00:16:16,549 --> 00:16:19,282
If you are unwilling to examine why,

314
00:16:19,283 --> 00:16:20,748
then you are doomed

315
00:16:20,749 --> 00:16:23,548
to just keep repeating and repeating

316
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,816
the same self-sabotaging behavior!

317
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:36,282
Sorry.

318
00:16:36,283 --> 00:16:39,782
No. You're right.

319
00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:42,116
That's what I do.

320
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:45,849
And I keep doing it.

321
00:16:51,349 --> 00:16:53,915
Okay.

322
00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:55,716
I'll get help.

323
00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,216
I think that's wise.

324
00:17:04,716 --> 00:17:05,815
You're not gonna get help, are you?

325
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,383
Nah, but this is really good.

326
00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:12,582
I mean, how pathetic am I?

327
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:15,848
I almost didn't take the job.

328
00:17:15,849 --> 00:17:18,348
'Cause I didn't want to hurt Merc?

329
00:17:18,349 --> 00:17:20,415
Fucking Merc?

330
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:21,748
Why didn't you say something?

331
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,148
I did, repeatedly.

332
00:17:24,149 --> 00:17:25,883
- Was I listening?
- Do you ever?

333
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,082
Sorry, I thought that was my phone.

334
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,082
- What did you say?
- Nothing.

335
00:17:32,033 --> 00:17:33,148
I'm so ready for this.

336
00:17:33,149 --> 00:17:35,348
I can totally run that network.

337
00:17:35,349 --> 00:17:37,248
I've been running that network.

338
00:17:37,249 --> 00:17:39,215
Only now you finally get credit for it.

339
00:17:39,216 --> 00:17:40,516
Thank you!

340
00:17:41,716 --> 00:17:44,215
Oh, shit.

341
00:17:44,216 --> 00:17:46,016
Hi.

342
00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:49,448
How long has she been sitting there?

343
00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:51,182
No idea. Why do we care?

344
00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:52,948
She writes for variety.

345
00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:57,582
If she heard me talking
about the job, fuck.

346
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:58,748
Oh, calm down.

347
00:17:58,749 --> 00:18:00,615
She probably can't even hear us from there.

348
00:18:00,616 --> 00:18:03,182
All right, tell me if she turns.

349
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,848
Marianne?

350
00:18:05,849 --> 00:18:08,148
Marianne? Anything?

351
00:18:08,149 --> 00:18:09,382
Not yet.

352
00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:13,848
Marianne, time to lose the holiday weight.

353
00:18:13,849 --> 00:18:15,748
Still nothing?

354
00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:18,449
Nope. But I know I'm skipping dessert.

355
00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:22,648
Okay. Let's just talk about
something else... anything.

356
00:18:22,649 --> 00:18:24,582
What do you want to talk about?

357
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:27,315
You and Sean.

358
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,515
Tell me everything.

359
00:18:29,516 --> 00:18:31,015
I'm dying to hear.

360
00:18:31,016 --> 00:18:32,682
- Clearly.
- No, I am.

361
00:18:32,683 --> 00:18:35,282
Come on. Wh... wh... wh... what happened?

362
00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:38,048
Well, there's not really that much to tell.

363
00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:40,183
Last night, after the, um, mêlée...

364
00:18:41,183 --> 00:18:42,582
Sean and I were talking

365
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,183
about my face wound, and, um...

366
00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:47,182
next thing I know, he's kissing me.

367
00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:48,683
Yeah, he is!

368
00:18:50,349 --> 00:18:52,483
We'll take a check.

369
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,515
So, what, are you, just, like, crazy happy?

370
00:18:57,516 --> 00:18:58,948
Oh, beyond crazy.

371
00:18:58,949 --> 00:19:00,515
Yay.

372
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:04,282
But there is this, um, one...

373
00:19:04,283 --> 00:19:05,315
little thing.

374
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,748
You remember Morning's brother Rob.

375
00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:08,715
Uh, yeah.

376
00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:10,949
That guy is ridiculously hot.

377
00:19:12,616 --> 00:19:16,482
But Sean... better... obviously.

378
00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:17,715
Right.

379
00:19:17,716 --> 00:19:20,216
Well, I, um...

380
00:19:23,216 --> 00:19:24,382
I sort of slept with him.

381
00:19:24,383 --> 00:19:25,282
Oh, my God.

382
00:19:25,283 --> 00:19:27,716
What... uh, what does "sort of" mean?

383
00:19:30,216 --> 00:19:31,248
Nothing. I slept with him.

384
00:19:31,249 --> 00:19:33,082
All right! Good for you.

385
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,315
No, not good for me.

386
00:19:34,316 --> 00:19:35,382
- No?
- No.

387
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,515
What do I tell Sean?

388
00:19:36,516 --> 00:19:39,182
Nothing. That's what you tell him.

389
00:19:39,183 --> 00:19:40,548
I can't just lie.

390
00:19:40,549 --> 00:19:42,115
First of all, not lying.

391
00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:43,215
It's omitting.

392
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,915
There is a huge difference

393
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:47,215
between omitting and lying.

394
00:19:47,216 --> 00:19:50,548
That said, I also believe in lying.

395
00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:52,682
I don't want to start our new lives

396
00:19:52,683 --> 00:19:54,082
with this giant secret.

397
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,848
- So, it was giant?
- Stop.

398
00:19:55,849 --> 00:19:58,815
Fine. Look, just let it go.

399
00:19:58,816 --> 00:20:00,648
- It's all in the past.
- It was Wednesday.

400
00:20:00,649 --> 00:20:03,048
Oh, my God! Wednesday?

401
00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:04,515
Definitely lie.

402
00:20:04,516 --> 00:20:06,416
Lie the shit out of this.

403
00:20:11,383 --> 00:20:13,348
Wendy, do you have today's pages

404
00:20:13,349 --> 00:20:14,615
from the writing room?

405
00:20:14,616 --> 00:20:16,448
Where are they?

406
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,748
That's what I'm asking you.

407
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,715
Well, that's what I'm asking you.

408
00:20:20,716 --> 00:20:22,316
We could have hired a squirrel.

409
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,315
Hello.

410
00:20:26,316 --> 00:20:27,782
Hey!

411
00:20:27,783 --> 00:20:28,915
What's this?

412
00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,548
Well, I thought the three
of us should celebrate...

413
00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:32,582
you know, you guys getting back together

414
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:33,915
and all that good stuff.

415
00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:35,748
I would drink to that good stuff.

416
00:20:35,749 --> 00:20:37,649
This is so nice.

417
00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:40,248
Need a hand?

418
00:20:40,249 --> 00:20:42,983
No, no, I got it.

419
00:20:43,983 --> 00:20:46,883
What?

420
00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:56,682
Help him, I beg you.

421
00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:00,549
Sure, Mr. Two-hands.

422
00:21:07,549 --> 00:21:10,082
I hate change.

423
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,048
The thought of having
to look for a new job.

424
00:21:12,049 --> 00:21:13,682
- Why would you...
- Oh, come on!

425
00:21:13,683 --> 00:21:15,382
You don't think whoever comes in

426
00:21:15,383 --> 00:21:17,515
isn't gonna clean house?

427
00:21:17,516 --> 00:21:19,082
Not necessarily.

428
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:21,815
You'll be fine. I promise.

429
00:21:21,816 --> 00:21:24,048
How can you say that?

430
00:21:24,956 --> 00:21:26,082
What do you know?

431
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,248
Who is it gonna be?

432
00:21:27,249 --> 00:21:29,083
Talk to me.

433
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:34,415
Okay, you absolutely can't tell anyone.

434
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,015
I won't, I swear. I promise.

435
00:21:36,016 --> 00:21:37,816
Who is it?

436
00:21:38,849 --> 00:21:40,115
Shut the fup!

437
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,548
Seriously, no one can know.

438
00:21:44,549 --> 00:21:47,082
I haven't even said yes to Elliot yet.

439
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:48,082
But he offered it to you?

440
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,248
He did.

441
00:21:49,249 --> 00:21:50,850
And you didn't tell me. You sneaky bitch.

442
00:21:51,716 --> 00:21:53,683
Who's a sneaky bitch?

443
00:21:55,149 --> 00:21:56,415
What?

444
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,015
It's Myra.

445
00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:00,248
Fine.

446
00:22:00,249 --> 00:22:01,615
She's getting Merc's job.

447
00:22:01,616 --> 00:22:03,148
Who's getting Merc's job?

448
00:22:03,149 --> 00:22:04,582
- Carol.
- Really?

449
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:05,782
You can't tell anyone.

450
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:07,048
Okay, I won't, but you
should know that I'm...

451
00:22:07,049 --> 00:22:08,882
Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!

452
00:22:08,883 --> 00:22:10,149
What?

453
00:22:11,616 --> 00:22:14,282
Come on. If you can't trust Peter...

454
00:22:16,449 --> 00:22:19,348
- I've been offered Merc's job.
- Seriously?

455
00:22:19,349 --> 00:22:20,982
- It's so exciting, isn't it?
- What's so exciting?

456
00:22:20,983 --> 00:22:22,682
Carol's getting Merc's job.

457
00:22:22,683 --> 00:22:23,715
I'm not good with secrets.

458
00:22:23,716 --> 00:22:25,048
Are you serious?!

459
00:22:25,049 --> 00:22:26,615
It's not a done deal.

460
00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:28,815
Please, you cannot repeat this.

461
00:22:28,816 --> 00:22:30,982
Wait, so, it's not Castor Sotto?

462
00:22:32,903 --> 00:22:33,382
What?

463
00:22:33,383 --> 00:22:35,815
Well, uh, "Deadline Hollywood"

464
00:22:35,816 --> 00:22:38,948
said that Castor Sotto was replacing Merc.

465
00:22:38,949 --> 00:22:40,449
Uh...

466
00:22:45,749 --> 00:22:48,515
Carol Rance's office.

467
00:22:48,516 --> 00:22:50,749
Elliot Salad on one.

468
00:22:54,483 --> 00:22:56,482
There you go.

469
00:22:56,483 --> 00:22:57,949
- Hmm.
- Yeah.

470
00:23:08,216 --> 00:23:10,682
Elliot?

471
00:23:10,683 --> 00:23:12,482
I just heard.

472
00:23:12,483 --> 00:23:14,382
Castor Sotto.

473
00:23:14,383 --> 00:23:16,682
Great choice. Great choice.

474
00:23:16,683 --> 00:23:18,982
No, I've never met him.

475
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:23,148
But, come on, Castor Sotto.

476
00:23:23,149 --> 00:23:25,549
What a coup.

477
00:23:30,749 --> 00:23:32,515
So, have you guys been in
this place the whole time?

478
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:35,248
You've been in our office before, no?

479
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,349
No, never.

480
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,282
It's really a shit hole.

481
00:23:39,283 --> 00:23:40,548
Oh, thanks.

482
00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:42,282
How could anyone be funny
in a place like this?

483
00:23:42,283 --> 00:23:43,248
No wonder.

484
00:23:43,249 --> 00:23:46,115
Matt, the stage just called.

485
00:23:46,116 --> 00:23:47,248
Your kids are here.

486
00:23:47,249 --> 00:23:48,416
Oh, come say hi.

487
00:23:49,983 --> 00:23:52,416
"No wonder"? Did he really
just say "no wonder"?

488
00:24:00,449 --> 00:24:01,448
Hello?

489
00:24:01,449 --> 00:24:02,782
Hey, it's me.

490
00:24:02,783 --> 00:24:03,848
Hey.

491
00:24:03,849 --> 00:24:05,015
I got your e-mail.

492
00:24:05,016 --> 00:24:06,615
Yeah?

493
00:24:06,616 --> 00:24:08,282
You're really gonna get help?

494
00:24:08,283 --> 00:24:10,282
I... I really am.

495
00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,282
And not like with the couples counselor?

496
00:24:12,283 --> 00:24:13,348
No, no.

497
00:24:13,349 --> 00:24:14,915
That one was very unprofessional.

498
00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:16,615
Because she slept with you?

499
00:24:16,616 --> 00:24:18,248
Yeah, a good one would never do that.

500
00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:19,815
Maybe go with a guy this time.

501
00:24:19,816 --> 00:24:21,648
Probably smart.

502
00:24:21,649 --> 00:24:25,015
But you're gonna do what you have to do,

503
00:24:25,016 --> 00:24:26,782
but I meant what I said about the boys.

504
00:24:26,783 --> 00:24:28,482
I don't want anything to mess that up.

505
00:24:28,483 --> 00:24:29,782
Then don't mess up.

506
00:24:29,783 --> 00:24:32,482
I won't. I promise.

507
00:24:32,483 --> 00:24:34,848
It's all gonna be better. You'll see.

508
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:35,916
I'm gonna be better.

509
00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:44,716
Uh, can I call you back?

510
00:24:46,349 --> 00:24:47,782
Want to hear a small world?

511
00:24:47,783 --> 00:24:48,948
My sister played the nurse

512
00:24:48,949 --> 00:24:50,682
on the one where Rachel is having the baby.

513
00:24:50,683 --> 00:24:53,215
No kidding? She was great!

514
00:24:53,216 --> 00:24:54,782
Yeah? You remember her?

515
00:24:54,783 --> 00:24:56,582
Totally.

516
00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:57,548
Say hi for me.

517
00:24:57,549 --> 00:24:59,715
I will.

518
00:24:59,716 --> 00:25:02,682
Listen, isn't there some
way you could just give me,

519
00:25:02,683 --> 00:25:04,382
like, a slap on the wrist?

520
00:25:04,383 --> 00:25:06,448
Hey. Joey.

521
00:25:06,449 --> 00:25:07,448
Hey.

522
00:25:07,449 --> 00:25:09,015
- D.U.I.?
- You got me.

523
00:25:09,016 --> 00:25:10,516
Looks like we did.

524
00:25:12,883 --> 00:25:15,215
Hey, you were saying maybe you could
just give me a slap on the wrist?

525
00:25:15,216 --> 00:25:17,182
No, you were saying that.

526
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,416
I knew someone said it.

527
00:25:21,183 --> 00:25:26,215
Uh, you were going over 90
with a 1.7 alcohol level, so...

528
00:25:26,216 --> 00:25:27,182
That's crazy.

529
00:25:27,183 --> 00:25:29,048
I had a couple glasses of champagne.

530
00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:31,115
I guess you need more body mass.

531
00:25:31,116 --> 00:25:32,616
Yeah, that's what I need.

532
00:25:34,416 --> 00:25:36,582
Other hand.

533
00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:39,348
Seriously, there's got to be a way

534
00:25:39,349 --> 00:25:40,949
to just give me, like, a warning.

535
00:25:42,349 --> 00:25:43,649
Not with kids in the car.

536
00:25:45,683 --> 00:25:47,482
Look, I'm kind of going

537
00:25:47,483 --> 00:25:49,115
through a custody thing right now.

538
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:51,248
I went through that.

539
00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:52,582
Such bullshit.

540
00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:53,848
Totally, right?

541
00:25:53,849 --> 00:25:56,448
And... and this is gonna
make it so much worse.

542
00:25:56,449 --> 00:25:59,148
Man, I hear you.

543
00:25:59,149 --> 00:26:00,616
It sucks.

544
00:26:03,016 --> 00:26:05,848
Okay, I got to ask you for a photograph.

545
00:26:05,849 --> 00:26:08,548
Absolutely. Happy to.

546
00:26:08,549 --> 00:26:11,016
Are you gonna do one of
all of us together, or...

547
00:26:22,983 --> 00:26:24,448
So, this is your house?

548
00:26:24,449 --> 00:26:26,848
Our house.

549
00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:28,015
Our house.

550
00:26:29,149 --> 00:26:32,415
What do you think?

551
00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:34,715
Definitely not a shit hole.

552
00:26:34,716 --> 00:26:36,815
High praise.

553
00:26:36,816 --> 00:26:38,415
Would you like a tour?

554
00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:40,348
That's the kitchen.

555
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:41,515
Nice.

556
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:44,148
Uh, back there is the laundry room.

557
00:26:44,149 --> 00:26:45,049
Good.

558
00:26:46,483 --> 00:26:48,015
That's a bar.

559
00:26:50,383 --> 00:26:53,182
I like your tour better.

560
00:26:53,183 --> 00:26:55,048
Is there a bedroom?

561
00:26:55,049 --> 00:26:57,483
That way.

562
00:26:59,949 --> 00:27:01,548
Someone's been going to the gym.

563
00:27:01,549 --> 00:27:03,616
I have been going to the gym.

564
00:27:14,649 --> 00:27:15,682
Hold that thought.

565
00:27:15,683 --> 00:27:17,015
I'm just gonna change the sheets.

566
00:27:17,016 --> 00:27:18,682
What?

567
00:27:18,683 --> 00:27:20,483
It'll only take a moment.

568
00:27:22,316 --> 00:27:24,515
- To change the sheets?
- Right.

569
00:27:24,516 --> 00:27:26,915
Uh, well, obviously,
when it comes to foreplay,

570
00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:29,382
changing the sheets is my favorite bit.

571
00:27:29,383 --> 00:27:30,315
Just scoot off the bed.

572
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,982
What, you're serious?

573
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,515
Oh, you know what they say...

574
00:27:33,516 --> 00:27:34,848
fresh start, fresh sheets.

575
00:27:34,849 --> 00:27:35,915
No one says that.

576
00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:37,715
Laundresses don't say that.

577
00:27:37,716 --> 00:27:38,748
I'm sorry.

578
00:27:38,749 --> 00:27:40,882
If I'd known we were gonna
end up here tonight...

579
00:27:40,883 --> 00:27:42,748
Do you not want to do this?

580
00:27:42,749 --> 00:27:46,083
Oh, God, you have no idea
how much I want to do it.

581
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,148
But you know me and clean sheets.

582
00:27:49,149 --> 00:27:51,082
No, actually.

583
00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:52,115
I could have done it by now.

584
00:27:52,116 --> 00:27:53,416
So could we.

585
00:27:55,249 --> 00:27:56,682
Is there something I should
know about these sheets?

586
00:27:56,683 --> 00:27:59,649
No.

587
00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:11,349
I spent a night here with Rob.

588
00:28:13,216 --> 00:28:14,749
What night?

589
00:28:18,183 --> 00:28:20,049
Wednesday.

590
00:28:22,849 --> 00:28:23,783
God!

591
00:28:32,981 --> 00:29:16,415
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592
00:29:17,305 --> 00:29:23,520
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