1 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,245 Monday, 8:00. 2 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,581 "Pucks." Bye-bye! 3 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:16,916 [Sighs] I like "Pucks." 4 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,350 No. I'm sorry. 5 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:20,820 I say we give it one more chance. 6 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,255 I got to get off the show. I'm sorry. 7 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,491 I can't quit. But if you kill me... 8 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,327 - We can't kill you. - Sure, you can. You created me. 9 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,829 Don't you think if we could kill you, 10 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,830 we'd have done it by now? 11 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,665 What did you say? 12 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:39,004 What did you say? 13 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:43,175 Maybe we should try adjusting your medication again. 14 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:45,778 Maybe. 15 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:52,017 [Typewriter clicking, bell chimes] 16 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,986 [Wind whistling] 17 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:02,394 [Mid-tempo music plays] 18 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:10,074 For Important Kodi Updates and the Chance to Win an NVIDIA Shield TV - Visit www.tvaddons.co/december 19 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:28,721 [Gunshot] 20 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,035 [Rumbling, siren wails] 21 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,239 What's going on? 22 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,341 More news from Peru. 23 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,211 [Crashing, rumbling] 24 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,146 Oh, God. 25 00:01:54,181 --> 00:01:56,549 - So awful. - I know. 26 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:58,284 Unbelievable. 27 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:01,654 You keep thinking... there's people under there. 28 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:03,989 Makes me want to cry. 29 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,358 [Crashing, rumbling] 30 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,597 Is that the new iPad? 31 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:12,665 Yeah. 32 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:13,799 Like it? 33 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,434 Well... it's not that different. 34 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,636 I hate my phone. 35 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,305 Beverly: You ready? 36 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:20,839 [Clears throat] 37 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:25,010 Uh, may we, uh, have everyone's attention, please? 38 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:28,480 Hello! If, uh, everyone could, um, gather 'round. 39 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:29,715 [Clears throat] 40 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:32,318 We actually have a piece of good news. 41 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:35,988 The network has decided, in its infinite wisdom, 42 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:39,425 to move our little show to a different night 43 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:43,529 so we will no longer be opposite the much-reviled talking dog! 44 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,064 [Cheering] 45 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,232 Do we know what night yet? 46 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,800 Saturdays at 8:00. 47 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,134 [Murmuring] 48 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:52,571 Hey, this is still good. 49 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,907 Okay. Fine. Saturday is shitty. 50 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,508 But at least they're giving us a chance. 51 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,577 Don't be dicks. 52 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:01,847 Well, thank you, morning. 53 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,916 Words to live by. 54 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,518 Don't be dicks. 55 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:12,725 So... that's our good news. 56 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:15,728 Yay. 57 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,534 That'll totally work. 58 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:23,869 May we see you for a moment? 59 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:25,137 Yeah. Sure. 60 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:26,605 What's up? 61 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,408 Uh, apparently, the network booked you on Jay leno 62 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:30,776 to promote the new night. 63 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:33,078 - Yeah. - And they're saying you're refusing. 64 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,446 Right. 65 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:37,449 Um... why? 66 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,618 Seriously? 67 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,987 Last week I asked you to kill me off the show. 68 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,922 - What did you say? - No. 69 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,924 And now you're asking me to promote the show. 70 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,726 - Yes. - Uh, no. 71 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,561 Look, I don't know if I mentioned it, 72 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,463 but I just want this thing to fucking die. 73 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,265 Perhaps you can tell Jay 74 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,200 you want it to die Saturday nights at 8:00. 75 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,101 Cute. 76 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:57,803 Listen, I'm hardly in it. 77 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,039 Now they're moving us to the worst night of the week? 78 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,408 Why should I do anything to make this shit last longer? 79 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:05,311 Why do you have to be such a selfish prick? 80 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:06,679 Look around. 81 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:10,449 There are 150 people here whose jobs hang in the balance. 82 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:14,119 For once in your life, it's not just about you. 83 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:17,990 Think about the other people. 84 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:24,897 That seems unfair, but all right. 85 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:33,972 I can't stop thinking about that whole Peru thing, 86 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,008 all those people. 87 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,242 Horrible. 88 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,678 I don't know if I could survive something like that. 89 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,580 I really don't. It's my worst nightmare. 90 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,849 You want to talk worst nightmares? 91 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,552 Guess who's coming in to pitch tomorrow. 92 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:47,319 Who? 93 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:49,254 Merc Lapidus. 94 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,156 No. Pitch what? 95 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,224 Shows. 96 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:55,260 Merc Lapidus is pitching shows to you? 97 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:56,628 That's insane. 98 00:04:56,663 --> 00:05:00,799 That's like Henry VIII pitching to Anne Boleyn's head. 99 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,267 See, stuff like that 100 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:06,071 is probably why you don't have a lot of friends. 101 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,340 And why do you have to do this? 102 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:09,708 [Groans] 103 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,643 We've got a first-look deal with him. 104 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:13,412 It was part of his exit package. 105 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:16,014 Sounds awful. Just the two of you in a room. 106 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,683 Oh, God, no. 107 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:21,954 Andy and Myra will be there, plus Castor. 108 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:27,226 Even so, I am dreading it, just seeing Merc again. 109 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,728 It's like the thing that wouldn't die. 110 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:30,896 [Sighs] 111 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,098 You know the scariest part? 112 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:39,071 What if I see him and all these feelings come rushing back? 113 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,939 Let me just say this... 114 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:43,976 If you get back together with Merc Lapidus, 115 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,479 I will lose every shred of respect I have for you. 116 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,781 You have respect for me? 117 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,182 Eee! 118 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:01,493 Hey. You know this thing tomorrow night? 119 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,861 You guys want to go together? 120 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,898 Uh, first of all, no. And what thing? 121 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,633 The telethon for the Peru thing. 122 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,568 - There's a telethon? - Yeah. 123 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:12,037 George Clooney's doing it, Matt Damon, Taylor Swift, Jay-Z. 124 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,506 And you? 125 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,507 Uh-huh. 126 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,242 Fuck me. 127 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:20,245 My publicist is trying to get me next to Jennifer Garner. 128 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,014 Got to get me some camera time, right? 129 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:25,117 Figure Ben Affleck comes over, I'm in the shot. 130 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:27,085 The whole thing's pretty cool. 131 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,855 Not for the 20,000 people that were killed. 132 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:30,856 Where? 133 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,225 Peru? 134 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:34,226 Oh. 135 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,595 Yeah. Right. Totally. 136 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:38,464 So, you guys, uh, done one of these before? 137 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,967 Uh, yeah. I did 9/11 and Katrina. 138 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:45,237 Nice. I did the Exxon Valdez and Three Mile Island. 139 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,073 Huh. 140 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:50,008 Anyway. So this is my first one. 141 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,010 It's kind of a big deal. 142 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:58,383 So here's my question... sport jacket or no sport jacket? 143 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,053 Just like an open shirt? What do you think? 144 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,621 Like, tie? No tie? 145 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,089 Uh, I don't fucking care. 146 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:06,425 Okay. So no jacket. 147 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:08,126 And I figure they can't see my pants, 148 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,628 so that doesn't matter, right? 149 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:11,463 I'd still wear them. 150 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:13,398 Exactly. 151 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,567 Also, I don't have to give money, do I? 152 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:18,871 What? 153 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,314 Did you do the one for the Hindenburg, too? 154 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:30,482 Dick. 155 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,689 So, how are the new meds working out? 156 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:41,927 Better, I think. Yeah. I'm not hearing so many... 157 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,263 - Voices? - Yeah. Not as much. 158 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,631 And the rage? 159 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:46,865 Pretty good. Pretty good. 160 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,635 Well, that's encouraging. Side effects? 161 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:52,804 Dry mouth, constipation, discolored urine? 162 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,973 Everything makes me hard. 163 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,542 Talk about that. 164 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:57,709 Everything. 165 00:07:57,744 --> 00:07:59,344 This morning, when I was getting gas, 166 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,313 I got a boner putting the nozzle into the tank. 167 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:02,714 Huh. 168 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:04,850 - Does masturbating help? - Eventually. 169 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:07,152 But it takes fucking forever. 170 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:08,787 I'm getting calluses on my fingers. 171 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,489 I might as well take up the guitar. 172 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,558 Huh. 173 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:14,760 Look, I understand this is difficult, 174 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:16,862 but I would like to ask you to hang in there 175 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:19,131 - just a little bit longer. - You're kidding, right? 176 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,199 - I can't roll over at night! - I hear you. 177 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,402 But other than that, the meds seem to be working. 178 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,370 Hopefully, with time, this particular side effect 179 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:30,709 will, uh... abate. 180 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:33,845 Man: Cut. That's a wrap. 181 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,381 Well, good luck tonight on leno. 182 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:37,382 Oh, thanks. 183 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,850 Thanks. You guys want to come? 184 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:41,053 Jamie's gonna be there. We could all go out after. 185 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,588 Sorry. We have to work. 186 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,156 What work? We're wrapped. 187 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,058 [Laughs] Maybe you're wrapped. 188 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,659 We've still got hours yet. 189 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,361 Doing what? 190 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,430 The writing. 191 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,564 Is it stuff for me? 192 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,833 No, but other people have to say words. 193 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,134 Are the words about me? 194 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,436 - No. - Then fuck it. 195 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,538 Let the other writers cover for once. 196 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:01,073 Come on. They can do it. 197 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:02,741 Do you even know the other writers? 198 00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:04,409 Yeah, I know the other writers. 199 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,278 I ran into one at a club this weekend. 200 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:07,679 Who? 201 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,415 I want to say... Alex? 202 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,417 We don't have an Alex. 203 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,286 The kind of twitchy Jewish one. 204 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,088 - That's all of them. - Whatever. 205 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:17,589 Come with me. You want to meet Jay? 206 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,191 Not especially. 207 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,592 Might be fun. 208 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,861 We have so much to do. 209 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,763 - You can have my gift bag. - Do I have time to change? 210 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,999 There you go. 211 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,539 [Sighs] 212 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,174 I just want to get this over with. 213 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,175 I know. 214 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,944 It's like waiting for Santa... 215 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:41,380 if Santa was a bullshitting, two-faced asshole 216 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,981 who fired me once. 217 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,816 Merc Lapidus is here. 218 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,485 Ho, ho, ho. 219 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,820 Okay. Bring him in. 220 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:51,390 And please tell Castor so he can join us. 221 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,525 - Got it. - [Exhales deeply] 222 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:54,893 You okay? 223 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,061 Absolutely. 224 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,330 I'm fine. 225 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:01,233 Woman on TV: Rescuers worked feverishly through the night 226 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,703 searching for any signs from inside the tunnel, 227 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,171 and then suddenly... 228 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:10,575 About 45 minutes ago, a miracle... 229 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,212 a faint tapping sound from deep under the rubble. 230 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,014 Using the latest audio equipment, 231 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:20,652 rescuers established contact with a woman. 232 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:23,488 According to sources, she is trapped 233 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:27,759 in a space not much bigger than a coffin. 234 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:31,797 One can't help but imagine what it must be like for her, 235 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:36,101 buried in this dark, dank hole 236 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,936 deep in the ground 237 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:43,241 not knowing if she will ever see daylight again. 238 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,645 We're told she's barely able to move, 239 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:50,749 her body pinned beneath the debris. 240 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:56,254 A prisoner encased in stone and twisted steel. 241 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,057 Rescuers are hoping to snake a tube 242 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,692 through the wreckage 243 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:05,163 to bring this woman much-needed hydration. 244 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,533 Presumably, she's gone over 36 hours without water. 245 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,035 [Intercom beeps] 246 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,104 Woman: They're ready for you for the Merc Lapidus meeting. 247 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,772 I'll come as soon as I can. 248 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:15,907 Woman on TV: And, of course, very... 249 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:18,744 There they are. 250 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:20,912 [Laughs] You see? 251 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,414 You don't get rid of me that easy. 252 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,416 [Laughter] Come here. 253 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,084 That's o... okay. 254 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,720 There's my queen of comedy. 255 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:29,721 [Grunts] 256 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,524 Mr. Button! Come here. 257 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,693 Why don't we all sit down? 258 00:11:34,787 --> 00:11:36,454 No. That's me. 259 00:11:36,489 --> 00:11:37,489 Whoops. 260 00:11:37,523 --> 00:11:39,424 [Laughs] 261 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:42,427 [Exhales deeply] So, how is everybody? 262 00:11:42,461 --> 00:11:43,528 Miss me yet? 263 00:11:43,563 --> 00:11:45,430 We might if you didn't come back. 264 00:11:45,464 --> 00:11:47,432 [Laughter] 265 00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:50,402 Castor is stuck on a call. He'll join as soon as he can. 266 00:11:50,436 --> 00:11:51,436 Oh, that's fine. 267 00:11:51,470 --> 00:11:53,839 It will give us all a chance to catch up. 268 00:11:53,873 --> 00:11:56,708 Great. [Laughs, sighs] 269 00:12:01,981 --> 00:12:03,849 Look at this. 270 00:12:03,883 --> 00:12:07,085 Other than a "Tonight Show" mug, which I'll never use... 271 00:12:07,119 --> 00:12:09,821 Men's cologne... 272 00:12:09,856 --> 00:12:12,123 a tie. 273 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,161 [Sighs] 274 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:19,497 "Tonight Show" cuff links. This is all crap for men. 275 00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:21,399 It was meant for me. 276 00:12:21,434 --> 00:12:23,101 Tell them you want a girl's bag. 277 00:12:23,135 --> 00:12:24,302 Yeah. I'm not doing that. 278 00:12:24,337 --> 00:12:25,971 If you don't want it, I'll take it. 279 00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:27,505 I didn't say I didn't want it. 280 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,441 Hey, you made it. 281 00:12:29,475 --> 00:12:30,442 Thank you. 282 00:12:30,476 --> 00:12:31,776 Sorry I'm late. 283 00:12:31,811 --> 00:12:35,113 I was working the phones, raising money for Peru. 284 00:12:35,147 --> 00:12:37,616 Now they're saying it's the third-worst natural disaster 285 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:39,150 in the history of Latin America. 286 00:12:39,185 --> 00:12:40,852 A comb. [Scoffs] 287 00:12:40,887 --> 00:12:43,788 Who still uses a comb? This is bullshit! 288 00:12:43,823 --> 00:12:45,123 [Knock on door] 289 00:12:45,157 --> 00:12:46,358 - Hey, Matt. - Hey. 290 00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:49,494 - So, Jay is fine with the mosquito story. - Great. 291 00:12:49,528 --> 00:12:52,063 There may not be time for the thing about your kids. 292 00:12:52,098 --> 00:12:53,965 Ah. What if I don't talk about "Pucks"? 293 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,867 Hopefully we'll have time for all of it. 294 00:12:55,902 --> 00:12:56,868 Okay. 295 00:12:56,903 --> 00:12:58,503 Uh, by the way, 296 00:12:58,537 --> 00:13:02,374 um, I'm fine staying on the couch for Zac Efron's segment. 297 00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:06,344 Um, actually, Zac's up first, and then he has to take off, 298 00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:07,979 so we're good. 299 00:13:08,014 --> 00:13:10,048 Uh, wait a minute. I'm second? 300 00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,249 Uh, yeah. 301 00:13:11,284 --> 00:13:12,684 Uh, no. 302 00:13:12,718 --> 00:13:13,919 Yeah. 303 00:13:13,953 --> 00:13:16,421 No. That's wrong. I'm always first. 304 00:13:16,455 --> 00:13:18,023 I'm... I'm never second. 305 00:13:18,057 --> 00:13:20,825 Uh... not sure what to tell you. 306 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:22,560 Well, there's got to be a mistake. 307 00:13:22,595 --> 00:13:24,296 It's not. 308 00:13:26,065 --> 00:13:29,701 Does Jay know about this? 309 00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:36,741 And did you see the pictures of that church? Oh! 310 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:39,377 I'm telling you, my heart breaks for those people. 311 00:13:39,412 --> 00:13:42,314 Those poor, poor people. 312 00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,616 Peru. 313 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:46,484 Never been there. 314 00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:48,019 Not going now. 315 00:13:48,054 --> 00:13:50,755 [Groans softly] 316 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:53,391 I don't know what's keeping Castor. 317 00:13:53,426 --> 00:13:55,360 Why don't we start without him? 318 00:13:55,394 --> 00:13:57,762 No! It's okay! I can wait for the big guy. 319 00:13:57,797 --> 00:14:00,498 Okay. [Laughs] 320 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:05,103 Peter, please find out how much longer Castor is going to be. 321 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,238 [Chuckles] 322 00:14:07,273 --> 00:14:10,275 Woman on TV: Although rescuers can still hear her moans, 323 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:12,444 they are definitely getting weaker. 324 00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:16,014 For now, all that any of us can do is pray. 325 00:14:16,048 --> 00:14:17,082 Oh, please, God. 326 00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:18,550 [Intercom beeps] 327 00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:21,353 Woman: They're asking again about the Merc Lapidus meeting. 328 00:14:21,387 --> 00:14:23,121 I'm not coming! 329 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,357 Woman on TV: And dig this former... 330 00:14:26,659 --> 00:14:30,061 Ah. Thanks. 331 00:14:30,096 --> 00:14:31,663 Ah. 332 00:14:31,697 --> 00:14:34,232 Apparently, Castor just got called away 333 00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:36,935 to an emergency meeting out of the office, 334 00:14:36,969 --> 00:14:40,839 so it looks like he's not going to be joining us after all. 335 00:14:40,873 --> 00:14:42,941 [Chuckles] Ah. Screw him. 336 00:14:42,975 --> 00:14:45,243 Everyone knows you've always run this place anyway. 337 00:14:45,277 --> 00:14:46,978 [Laughter] 338 00:14:48,714 --> 00:14:50,015 So, what have you got? 339 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:51,516 All right. 340 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,551 The first one is a one-hour 341 00:14:53,586 --> 00:14:56,454 with a bit of a fantasy/horror slant. 342 00:14:56,489 --> 00:14:58,023 Ooh! Okay. 343 00:14:58,057 --> 00:15:01,192 In a word... gargoyles! 344 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:05,830 [Chuckles] 345 00:15:05,865 --> 00:15:08,466 Um, I don't know if you remember, 346 00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:12,604 but right before you left, we actually explored this arena. 347 00:15:14,006 --> 00:15:15,173 We did? 348 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:17,609 But I'm eager to hear your take on it. 349 00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:21,613 Well, it's... that's pretty much it so far. 350 00:15:21,647 --> 00:15:23,681 I mean, come on. Gargoyles. 351 00:15:23,716 --> 00:15:25,250 [Laughs] Right. 352 00:15:25,284 --> 00:15:28,053 Um, I think it needs a little more development. 353 00:15:28,087 --> 00:15:32,424 Character, story, themes, a premise. 354 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,492 Fair enough. I... I hear you. 355 00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:37,062 Also, you should just know... 356 00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:41,633 A concern that I always had with... gargoyles as a concept, 357 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,401 in terms of the jeopardy, 358 00:15:43,436 --> 00:15:47,038 it seems like if you just avoid gothic buildings. 359 00:15:48,674 --> 00:15:50,275 Huh. 360 00:15:50,309 --> 00:15:55,947 But maybe there is a reason why the characters have to be 361 00:15:55,981 --> 00:15:57,415 near gothic buildings, 362 00:15:57,450 --> 00:16:01,653 like, um, it's set at a university or something. 363 00:16:01,687 --> 00:16:02,821 Well, there you go! 364 00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:05,356 Bing! We solved it. 365 00:16:05,391 --> 00:16:08,193 Okay. Well, let's stick a pin in that. 366 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,861 What else have you got? 367 00:16:09,895 --> 00:16:12,163 All right. This one's a comedy. 368 00:16:13,299 --> 00:16:14,532 Up your alley. 369 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,501 Mm. 370 00:16:16,535 --> 00:16:18,736 Second? I'm on second?! 371 00:16:18,771 --> 00:16:20,371 Why would they do that to you? 372 00:16:20,406 --> 00:16:22,273 [Sighs] It's got to be Jay. 373 00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:26,277 It's 'cause I took that fucking lamborghini. 374 00:16:26,312 --> 00:16:27,679 It's a limited edition. 375 00:16:27,713 --> 00:16:29,447 There was only one left in the country. 376 00:16:29,482 --> 00:16:32,317 My car guy told me Jay really wanted it, but I took it anyway. 377 00:16:32,351 --> 00:16:33,952 This is him getting back at me. 378 00:16:33,986 --> 00:16:35,687 Would he really do that? 379 00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:37,222 Over a car? Uh, yeah. 380 00:16:37,256 --> 00:16:38,990 Fucking Leno can be a total... 381 00:16:39,024 --> 00:16:40,091 A total what? 382 00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:42,127 Uh, mensch. A total mensch. 383 00:16:42,161 --> 00:16:43,862 Mensch? So "mensch" means "prick" now? 384 00:16:43,896 --> 00:16:44,963 I never knew that. 385 00:16:44,997 --> 00:16:47,432 [Both laugh] 386 00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,200 Hey, uh, this is Sean and Beverly Lincoln. 387 00:16:49,235 --> 00:16:50,201 They created my show. 388 00:16:50,236 --> 00:16:51,369 - Hello. - Nice to meet you. 389 00:16:51,403 --> 00:16:53,004 British or just really pretentious? 390 00:16:53,038 --> 00:16:54,706 [Laughs] British. 391 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:57,342 And a little pretentious. [Laughs] 392 00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:59,611 I don't know why I said that. 393 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,045 And you know Jamie Lapidus. 394 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,413 Do I know Jamie Lapidus? 395 00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:04,449 - Hello, beautiful. - Hi, Jay. 396 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,384 I am so sorry to hear about you and Merc. 397 00:17:06,418 --> 00:17:07,752 Oh, don't be. I'm not. 398 00:17:07,786 --> 00:17:09,621 - And now you're with this guy, huh? - Yeah. 399 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:13,158 It's a good thing you can't see, 'cause he got really old. 400 00:17:13,192 --> 00:17:15,426 Hey, Jay, um, here's the thing. 401 00:17:15,461 --> 00:17:18,296 - Yeah. - I just found out I'm on second. 402 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:19,664 - Really? - Really. 403 00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:21,466 Yeah. Look, I'm not in charge of that. 404 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,334 - I don't know how that... - Bullshit. 405 00:17:23,369 --> 00:17:25,170 It's 'cause I took that fucking Lamborghini. 406 00:17:25,204 --> 00:17:27,505 That was you? You fucking jizz bag. 407 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,974 - What, like you didn't know? - Hey, if I knew, you wouldn't be on at all. 408 00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:31,543 So why am I on second? 409 00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:35,947 Look, it's not "Friends" anymore. 410 00:17:35,981 --> 00:17:37,182 It's "Pucks." 411 00:17:37,216 --> 00:17:38,316 Still. 412 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,717 "Still"? 413 00:17:39,752 --> 00:17:41,853 There's no "still." 414 00:17:41,887 --> 00:17:44,355 Shit changes. 415 00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,258 Believe me. 416 00:17:48,294 --> 00:17:50,161 Enjoy the show, folks. 417 00:17:52,264 --> 00:17:54,165 [Door closes] 418 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,037 So, how do you know Jay? 419 00:17:59,071 --> 00:18:02,240 Every year he hosts my easter egg hunt for children's cancer. 420 00:18:02,274 --> 00:18:05,176 Asshole. 421 00:18:05,211 --> 00:18:07,879 Wow. [Laughs] I'm batting 0 for 5 here. 422 00:18:07,913 --> 00:18:10,715 But that's cool. I got another one. 423 00:18:10,749 --> 00:18:12,050 Okay. 424 00:18:12,084 --> 00:18:14,352 Now, I haven't given this one as much thought. 425 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,487 Is that scientifically possible? 426 00:18:16,522 --> 00:18:18,990 It's about this guy who loses his job 427 00:18:19,024 --> 00:18:20,792 and has to move home with his parents. 428 00:18:20,826 --> 00:18:22,894 Um, can I stop you right there? 429 00:18:22,928 --> 00:18:26,664 Again, it's an area we explored when you were here. 430 00:18:26,699 --> 00:18:28,700 Uh, did we like it? 431 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,702 No. 432 00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,704 Ah. 433 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:36,474 In fact, you were the one who said, "it's been done to death." 434 00:18:36,508 --> 00:18:38,209 [Laughs] Well, you know me. 435 00:18:38,244 --> 00:18:39,844 I never remember what I say. 436 00:18:39,878 --> 00:18:40,812 We do. 437 00:18:41,847 --> 00:18:43,214 [Laughs] 438 00:18:43,249 --> 00:18:44,949 [Laughs] 439 00:18:44,984 --> 00:18:46,150 All righty. 440 00:18:46,185 --> 00:18:47,652 This was so great. 441 00:18:47,686 --> 00:18:49,887 You've given us a lot to think about. 442 00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:52,390 - Let us talk. - Uh-oh. 443 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:53,958 I know what that means. 444 00:18:53,993 --> 00:18:55,526 [Laughs] Okey dokey. 445 00:18:55,561 --> 00:18:57,028 Ah! 446 00:18:57,062 --> 00:19:00,031 Hey, kids, could I have a moment with mom here? 447 00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:04,102 [Chuckles] Mm. 448 00:19:04,136 --> 00:19:06,037 Bye-bye. 449 00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,340 Hate him. 450 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,009 Hate him like Hitler. 451 00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:14,012 [Exhales deeply] 452 00:19:14,046 --> 00:19:16,814 - So, this was different. - I'll bet. 453 00:19:16,849 --> 00:19:18,716 Myra's still a hoot. I'll tell you. 454 00:19:18,751 --> 00:19:21,753 It's no picnic being on the other end of that squirrel face. 455 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:23,254 [Laughs] 456 00:19:23,289 --> 00:19:25,056 I'm sure none of this is easy. 457 00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,858 What, are you... are you kidding me? 458 00:19:26,892 --> 00:19:29,727 This is the part I love... the pitching and the schmoozing. 459 00:19:29,762 --> 00:19:31,095 I tell you, this is the best thing 460 00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:32,430 that could have happened to me. 461 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,898 It's like a wake-up call. 462 00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:36,200 You know, just to recharge my batteries. 463 00:19:36,235 --> 00:19:38,836 Seriously, you've got to buy fucking something. 464 00:19:38,871 --> 00:19:39,904 - I... - Now, come on. 465 00:19:39,938 --> 00:19:41,306 I need this! 466 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,974 If I can't sell something here, 467 00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:45,109 no one in this town is even gonna talk to me. 468 00:19:45,144 --> 00:19:49,647 Look, there's nothing here I can even bring to Castor. 469 00:19:49,682 --> 00:19:52,483 Buy something? What am I buying? 470 00:19:52,518 --> 00:19:55,687 You're buying five years of us! Of love. 471 00:19:57,256 --> 00:19:58,856 Okay. I... I can't do this. 472 00:19:58,891 --> 00:19:59,991 You've got to go. 473 00:20:00,025 --> 00:20:01,125 I'm sorry. 474 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,427 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 475 00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:05,096 That was shitty. I'm sorry. Please. Please wait. 476 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,867 I'm not... not in a very good place right now. 477 00:20:09,902 --> 00:20:13,604 I'm not doing a very good job handling it. 478 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,842 You know how hard it is to be 52 479 00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:21,646 and realize you fucked yourself out of everything you ever... 480 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,980 ever wanted? 481 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:27,218 I'll bet it's even harder at 58. 482 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,822 [Chuckles] 483 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:38,429 How are you? 484 00:20:38,464 --> 00:20:39,497 Are you okay? 485 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,299 I'm okay. 486 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,102 How is it, uh, here with the new guy? 487 00:20:44,136 --> 00:20:47,372 W... we're still feeling our way, 488 00:20:47,406 --> 00:20:50,541 but I think it's going to work out. 489 00:20:50,576 --> 00:20:52,143 I'm glad. 490 00:20:52,177 --> 00:20:55,279 You deserve good things. 491 00:20:55,347 --> 00:20:57,949 Well... [laughs] 492 00:20:57,983 --> 00:20:59,784 How's the divorce going? 493 00:20:59,818 --> 00:21:01,018 Oh, great. 494 00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:02,687 By the time her lawyer's done with me, 495 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,455 I might not even have the one ball left. 496 00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:07,291 Ooh. That's not what you want. 497 00:21:07,326 --> 00:21:09,460 [Both laugh] 498 00:21:10,462 --> 00:21:13,498 And she's still with that asshole LeBlanc. 499 00:21:13,532 --> 00:21:16,567 He's probably hanging in there just to piss me off. 500 00:21:16,602 --> 00:21:19,170 Or it's not about you. 501 00:21:19,204 --> 00:21:20,371 Enh. 502 00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:23,174 Hey, I started taking pilates. 503 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:24,242 No! 504 00:21:24,276 --> 00:21:26,043 Yeah, yeah. I fucking hate it. 505 00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,345 Don't fold me. 506 00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:29,380 [Both laugh] 507 00:21:31,884 --> 00:21:35,186 We should get a drink sometime, dinner... something. 508 00:21:37,322 --> 00:21:38,523 No. 509 00:21:38,557 --> 00:21:40,224 I'm just talking dinner. 510 00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:43,394 And I'm just saying no. [Laughs] 511 00:21:44,997 --> 00:21:47,231 Okay. That's fair. 512 00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,366 I get it. 513 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,867 All right. 514 00:21:49,902 --> 00:21:52,303 So, this was great. 515 00:21:52,337 --> 00:21:54,572 Thanks again for coming in. 516 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:55,940 My pleasure. 517 00:21:55,974 --> 00:21:57,108 Maybe next time, 518 00:21:57,142 --> 00:21:59,744 the big kahuna will grace me with his presence. 519 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,412 I know he wanted to be here. 520 00:22:01,447 --> 00:22:03,514 I'm sorry he got called away. 521 00:22:03,549 --> 00:22:04,682 Next time. 522 00:22:04,716 --> 00:22:07,418 We don't need to do the goodbye hug. 523 00:22:09,054 --> 00:22:10,922 Whatever you want. 524 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,400 It's gonna be okay. 525 00:22:22,434 --> 00:22:23,801 How is it gonna be okay? 526 00:22:23,836 --> 00:22:25,570 I... I can't even back out now. 527 00:22:25,604 --> 00:22:27,538 I'm sorry, but so you're on second? 528 00:22:27,573 --> 00:22:29,507 I don't get what the big deal is. 529 00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:31,142 I don't know how it works on the little island 530 00:22:31,176 --> 00:22:32,143 where you come from, 531 00:22:32,177 --> 00:22:34,645 but here it sends a message! 532 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,448 Something as stupid as coming out second says everything. 533 00:22:37,483 --> 00:22:39,250 You're over. You're on your way out. 534 00:22:39,284 --> 00:22:41,385 - Viewers aren't stupid. - Some of them are stupid. 535 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:43,287 Some of them are stupid, but most of them get it. 536 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:45,122 I didn't even want to do this fucking thing 537 00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,824 in the first place. 538 00:22:46,859 --> 00:22:48,459 Thanks! 539 00:23:01,773 --> 00:23:04,442 What the... [sighs] 540 00:23:04,476 --> 00:23:05,877 Motherfucker! 541 00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:10,481 [Bell chimes] 542 00:23:13,652 --> 00:23:14,919 He's here! What? 543 00:23:14,953 --> 00:23:17,288 - That bastard's here, isn't he?! - Who? Oh, no. 544 00:23:17,322 --> 00:23:19,590 Don't bullshit me! Meeting out of the office?! 545 00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:21,425 - I saw his goddamn car! - Hang on. You don't want to... 546 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:22,894 - Is he in there? - I'm sorry. Who are you? 547 00:23:22,928 --> 00:23:24,495 Hey! Asshole! 548 00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:28,499 If you're gonna piss on me, at least do it to my face! 549 00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,668 - Please don't do this. - Yeah. I need security. 550 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:34,338 You don't even have the common courtesy to open a door? 551 00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:36,440 [Grunts] 552 00:23:36,475 --> 00:23:38,910 You listen. You listen to me, you prick! 553 00:23:38,944 --> 00:23:41,145 Someday you're gonna be the one standing out here, 554 00:23:41,179 --> 00:23:43,481 and I hope whoever is in there treats you 555 00:23:43,515 --> 00:23:46,217 with a little more respect than you are treating me! 556 00:23:46,251 --> 00:23:47,318 You hear me?! 557 00:23:47,352 --> 00:23:50,421 [Pounds on door] You little shit! 558 00:23:50,455 --> 00:23:53,291 You little shit! 559 00:23:53,325 --> 00:23:55,826 You goddamn weasel hiding in your little hole! 560 00:23:55,861 --> 00:23:59,664 I made this network number one for four years. 561 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:01,198 Four years! 562 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,533 Let's see how long you last! 563 00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:04,669 You'll be gone before the coffee gets cold! 564 00:24:04,703 --> 00:24:07,038 Y... you're a blink. You're a footnote! 565 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,706 And you... what have you done? 566 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,242 You came out in digital, for God's sake... digital! 567 00:24:11,276 --> 00:24:13,644 What the fuck is that?! You're nothing! 568 00:24:13,679 --> 00:24:15,046 You're nobody! 569 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,047 Fuck you! 570 00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:18,549 Fuck you, you cocksucker! 571 00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:19,717 [Thudding] 572 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,152 Fuck you! 573 00:24:21,186 --> 00:24:22,954 [Groans] 574 00:24:41,707 --> 00:24:44,175 Just saw Zac Efron. 575 00:24:44,209 --> 00:24:46,310 He's losing his looks. 576 00:24:46,378 --> 00:24:48,179 How fast? 577 00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:53,417 Sorry about tonight. 578 00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:56,220 It is what it is. 579 00:24:56,254 --> 00:24:58,789 It is what it is. 580 00:24:59,992 --> 00:25:01,626 You're wrong about one thing. 581 00:25:01,660 --> 00:25:02,760 Yeah? 582 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:04,629 You are far from over. 583 00:25:04,663 --> 00:25:06,397 Mm. 584 00:25:07,733 --> 00:25:10,835 I think I've been over for a while, and no one bothered to tell me. 585 00:25:10,869 --> 00:25:14,005 It's not like they send you a thing in the mail. 586 00:25:15,173 --> 00:25:17,975 You don't know. "Pucks" could catch on. 587 00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:19,610 New night. 588 00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:20,745 No? 589 00:25:20,779 --> 00:25:22,013 Nah. 590 00:25:23,448 --> 00:25:26,484 What kills me is I knew when to quit. 591 00:25:26,518 --> 00:25:29,220 I could have gone out on top. 592 00:25:29,254 --> 00:25:32,757 It's like Vegas. When you hit it big, walk away. 593 00:25:32,791 --> 00:25:36,694 Don't stay at the fucking table till it's all gone. 594 00:25:36,728 --> 00:25:38,996 The good news is you don't actually have a gambling problem. 595 00:25:39,031 --> 00:25:40,164 - No, I do. - Really? 596 00:25:40,198 --> 00:25:41,532 - Kind of. - Ah. 597 00:25:43,201 --> 00:25:46,537 There you are. We've been looking for you. 598 00:25:46,571 --> 00:25:47,605 What's that? 599 00:25:47,639 --> 00:25:49,540 It was for Zac Efron. 600 00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:53,644 What? Like he needs more fruit. 601 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:56,180 He's out here. 602 00:25:56,214 --> 00:25:58,949 Hey. 603 00:25:58,984 --> 00:26:00,718 Matt: What's up? 604 00:26:00,752 --> 00:26:02,486 Bad news. No show tonight. 605 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,121 What? Sorry. 606 00:26:04,156 --> 00:26:05,856 They're pre-empting us. We just heard. 607 00:26:05,891 --> 00:26:07,958 They're doing a special on the devastation in Peru. 608 00:26:07,993 --> 00:26:10,661 Yes! Thank you, Peru. 609 00:26:13,632 --> 00:26:16,033 I have Carol here to see you. [Intercom beeps] 610 00:26:16,068 --> 00:26:18,169 Castor: Okay. 611 00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:19,670 [Knock on door] 612 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:22,707 [Whirring] 613 00:26:22,741 --> 00:26:26,677 Oh! Uh, I didn't realize you were... I can come back. 614 00:26:26,712 --> 00:26:29,513 Stay. I'll be done in 22 seconds. 615 00:26:29,548 --> 00:26:31,482 All right. 616 00:26:32,651 --> 00:26:33,884 Hand me a towel. 617 00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:37,354 No! Not that one! 618 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:38,789 In the bathroom. 619 00:26:38,824 --> 00:26:41,492 [Grunts] 620 00:26:41,526 --> 00:26:42,793 This one better? 621 00:26:42,828 --> 00:26:44,628 [Breathing heavily] 622 00:26:44,663 --> 00:26:46,897 [Exhales deeply] 623 00:26:46,932 --> 00:26:49,533 I, uh... 624 00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:52,403 I just wanted to apologize for Merc. 625 00:26:52,437 --> 00:26:53,671 Yeah. What the hell was that about? 626 00:26:53,705 --> 00:26:55,506 I know. 627 00:26:55,540 --> 00:27:00,411 I've never seen him like that ... well, not quite like that. 628 00:27:00,445 --> 00:27:02,813 - He's got issues. - You think? 629 00:27:02,848 --> 00:27:06,717 I know he seemed like a lunatic today, but... 630 00:27:06,752 --> 00:27:09,553 He's not a bad guy. 631 00:27:09,588 --> 00:27:14,859 He's just going through a... really hard time and... 632 00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:16,761 And what? 633 00:27:16,795 --> 00:27:19,830 [Voice breaking] He makes me sad. 634 00:27:19,865 --> 00:27:21,766 Oh, Jesus. 635 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,234 Sorry. 636 00:27:23,268 --> 00:27:25,035 You okay? 637 00:27:26,671 --> 00:27:29,540 I'm fine, really. [Sobs] 638 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:35,346 Oh. Thank you. 639 00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:37,448 So embarrassing. 640 00:27:37,482 --> 00:27:41,152 I... I never cry at work. 641 00:27:42,721 --> 00:27:43,954 Well, I'd hug you, 642 00:27:43,989 --> 00:27:47,558 but, uh, obviously, I'm all sweaty and... 643 00:27:48,794 --> 00:27:51,095 That's okay. 644 00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:53,130 I don't mind. 645 00:27:53,165 --> 00:27:54,965 Yeah. Okay. 646 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,667 Come here. 647 00:28:08,345 --> 00:28:12,668 - resynced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 648 00:28:13,305 --> 00:28:19,919 For Important Kodi Updates and the Chance to Win an NVIDIA Shield TV - Visit www.tvaddons.co/december