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You had a script that was
going around back then.

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It was all anyone talked about.

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We are not looking to do another show here.

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CBS wants in.

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That's three networks.

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Well, only one is getting it.

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This is fun.

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We have spent a year

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feeling absolutely powerless.

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As soon as we say yes
to one of those fuckers,

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we're right back there.

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But if we go now,

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with all of them fighting over us,

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that's as good as it gets in this town.

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I also heard about Matt LeBlanc

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getting that big pilot over at NBC.

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What?

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Have we officially cancelled Pucks!?

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Uh, no.

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Pick it up for six more.

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You hate Pucks!

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I hate NBC more.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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They can't do that. We were cancelled.

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What does "not officially" mean?

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Hard to believe that yesterday

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we were sitting in traffic on the 405.

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Hmm.

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It's an L.A. number.

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Don't answer it.

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Oh, dear God, don't answer it.

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Bloody ridiculous.

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Utter bullshit.

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Reason for entering the country?

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Matt LeBlanc.

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I threw away my I.D. I'm here for Pucks!

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I thought that was dead.

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Yeah, well, it's risen. Like Jesus.

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If Jesus was a shitty
sitcom no one watched.

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Motherfucker.

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Okay.

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Anything you'd like to say first?

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Uh...

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We wrote this on the plane back.

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It's not very good.

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It's not.

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All righty then.

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Uh, page one.

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"Interior locker room."

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Words I thought I'd never say again.

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"Lyman enters."

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Now the good news is

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I shuffled some stuff around,

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and I got you your old office back.

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Really?

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No one snatched it up.

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Even better, Wendy was still available.

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So you don't have to start
with someone from scratch.

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Huh?

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And with one word, it
all comes rushing back.

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- Yo.
- Matt, Sanford Shamiro.

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Hey, what's up?

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I don't know if you heard
the news about Larry Penzel.

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What news?

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I'm afraid it's not good.

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No?

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Larry killed himself last night.

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Holy shit.

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I know. It's unbelievable.

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Arlene called me this morning.

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Evidently, he hanged himself in his garage.

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Oh, my God.

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Heartbreaking.

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His daughter found him. She's only nine.

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Jesus.

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Anyway the funeral's
tomorrow if you want to go.

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Well, I guess I should.

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He's been my money guy since I got money.

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I'll text you the information.

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And I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

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Very upsetting.

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I know.

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You want me to get that?

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Yes, that hasn't changed!

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Sean and Beverly's office.

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Eileen Jaffee on one.

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Hello.

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Hi, guys. Welcome back.

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Did you get my basket?

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Uh, I don't think so.

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Wendy, did we get a basket?

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What?

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A basket.

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A gift basket.

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From Eileen Jaffee.

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Yeah.

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Can we see it?

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Not from there.

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Apparently we did get it.

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Thanks so much.

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I'm just happy you guys are back.

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Anyway, while I've got you,

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now don't bite my head off...

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Yes?

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The opposite of us.

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I hope you can breathe through your neck.

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I still have three
networks clamoring for it.

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Clamoring.

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They never clamor.

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Well, they can clamor all they like.

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I just don't want you to look back someday

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and kick yourselves.

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There's a lot of money on the table here.

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All I need is for you to say "go."

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Say "go" and I will make it happen.

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Just say it.

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Just say "go".

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No.

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Oh, my God!

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He said "no".

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Oh.

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It sounded so much like "go".

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I'll have the nicoise salad.

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Yeah, give me the chopped chicken thing

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with the artichokes. It's not on the menu.

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Just tell the chef it's for me.

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Very good.

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So have you been away?

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You look tan.

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- It's jaundice.
- What?

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Jaundice. There's something
screwed up with my liver.

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They don't know. They're running tests.

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Oh, my God.

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Well, hopefully it's nothing serious.

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I'm yellow.

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Right.

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Well, on you it looks good.

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Ha. Anyway, uh...

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Thank you so much for making the time.

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We haven't really talked since castor left.

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Did you know they found a
loaded gun in his drawer?

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Jesus! A loaded gun?

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And an Etch a Sketch.
Remember Etch a Sketch?

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Sure.

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Well, at least you can't kill
someone with an Etch a Sketch.

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You probably can.

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Mm.

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Anyway, I wanted to talk about the job.

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I should never have turned it down.

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I've regretted it ever since.

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I'll bet.

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Well, I hope now you'll reconsider me.

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Okay.

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I think we need someone strong.

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Someone with energy, with experience.

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- No question.
- Also,

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this network has never
had a woman in that job.

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Don't you think it would...

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what about Helen Basch?

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Uh, wow.

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Helen's great, obviously.

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But I was thinking...

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No, I know, you were saying you.

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But Helen Basch, come on.

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She's got a hell of a track record.

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Well, sure.

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We need someone who can
turn this mess around.

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She's done it before.

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No, totally. It's a great idea.

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I know.

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I just, uh...

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I'd be shocked if we could get her.

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I mean, why would Helen
Basch want to leave...

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'cause I'll throw a
shitload of money at her.

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That should do it.

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Helen Basch.

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I'm excited.

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Me too.

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Love it.

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The minute he said "Helen Basch,"

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I knew, that's it, I'm dead.

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I mean, Helen Basch.

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Trust me, I am out on my ass.

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Which is looking very firm, by the way.

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- Does it?
- Hmm.

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Are you just being nice?

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Does that sound like me?

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Eh.

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You'll see,

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if she takes the job,

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no way she's gonna keep me.

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Which is exactly what
you said about Castor,

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and look how well that turned out.

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Yeah, well, this is different.

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How so?

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Okay, don't judge me.

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Oh!

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I think that ship sailed long ago.

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When I first started out,

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I worked in daytime drama over at ABC.

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- Mm.
- And I, um...

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I kind of had a thing with my boss.

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Really? Your boss?

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That's so unexpected and out of character.

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Meh, meh, meh, meh,
meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.

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All right.

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So you're having an affair with your boss

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in daytime drama, fittingly.

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Then his stupid wife found out.

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His stupid wife being...

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- You got it!
- Oh!

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She went nuts.

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Made him break up with me.

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Made him fire me.

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So not so stupid.

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I see her all the time
now at industry things.

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Ooh, that sounds like fun.

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Know what, it's actually fine.

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She acts like nothing happened.

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But come on, I broke up her marriage.

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You think she's gonna
want me as her number two?

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Well, she hasn't said yes yet.

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There's still hope.

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Just in case, I've already started looking.

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- Really?
- Yeah!

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I gotta cover my ass.

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You really think it looks good?

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By the way, where are we?

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You'll see.

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So when you're having an affair

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with these married men,
is there any sense of...

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danger?

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I was gonna say remorse.

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Oh.

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All right, this is it.

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What do you think?

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- I hate this city.
- Okay.

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I saw him, like, two weeks ago.

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We had a tax meeting.

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He seemed fine.

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That is death in a nutshell.

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Hmm.

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Heartbreaking.

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Oh, I know.

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Turnout.

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Hm.

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Where's Tim Allen?

249
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,056
Where's Phylicia Rashad?

250
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They were with him longer than me.

251
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Why aren't they here?

252
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Obviously, they're not as forgiving as you.

253
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What's that mean?

254
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Seriously, you didn't see the paper today?

255
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Why, am I in it?

256
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- Unfortunately.
- What?

257
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The FBI's been investigating him

258
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for stealing money from his clients.

259
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Larry?

260
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Apparently Demi Lovato had him audited.

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That's how they found out.

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Are you shitting me?

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Why do you think he, uh...

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Jesus Christ.

265
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That's why nobody's here.

266
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Frankly, I'm surprised Arlene came.

267
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How much did you have with him?

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What do you mean, how much? All of it.

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Oh, shit.

270
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Maybe some of it's left.

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Some of it?

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I'll make some calls after,

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find out the specifics.

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Or I'll make some calls now.

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This is crazy.

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He used to say he thought of me as family.

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He also wiped out his sister Zoey,

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and she's actually family.

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Fuck!

280
00:13:05,156 --> 00:13:07,156
Hey, don't you have your money with him?

281
00:13:07,156 --> 00:13:10,456
Eh, I dumped Larry six years ago.

282
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,496
I just didn't have a good feeling.

283
00:13:12,496 --> 00:13:14,526
Thanks for the heads-up.

284
00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:16,796
Wouldn't have been professional.

285
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,396
Is he in?

286
00:13:18,396 --> 00:13:21,156
Sanford Shamiro.

287
00:13:21,156 --> 00:13:23,896
Motherfucking son of a bitch.

288
00:13:23,896 --> 00:13:25,256
May he rest in peace.

289
00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:27,896
Whose side are you on?

290
00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:32,896
We are all experiencing
a range of emotions today.

291
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:38,726
Sadness over the loss of
someone so gifted and loving.

292
00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:42,756
Confusion over the choices that he made.

293
00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:45,756
Ask him about the equity
account in the boys' names.

294
00:13:45,756 --> 00:13:47,596
He wants to know about the equity account

295
00:13:47,596 --> 00:13:49,726
in the boys' names.

296
00:13:49,726 --> 00:13:52,426
- Remind me.
- Aiden and Michael.

297
00:13:52,426 --> 00:13:55,596
Aiden and Michael.

298
00:13:55,596 --> 00:13:56,926
No, that's gone too.

299
00:13:56,926 --> 00:13:58,726
God damn it.

300
00:13:58,726 --> 00:14:00,256
How about the...

301
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,556
I'm gonna put you on with him.

302
00:14:03,556 --> 00:14:06,556
Okay, there's a fixed
income management account.

303
00:14:06,556 --> 00:14:09,256
I forget the company, it's three letters.

304
00:14:09,256 --> 00:14:11,256
Yeah, that's it.

305
00:14:11,256 --> 00:14:14,896
Oh, come on.

306
00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:28,956
Well, it's gone.

307
00:14:28,956 --> 00:14:31,426
Just fucking gone.

308
00:14:31,426 --> 00:14:32,656
Unbelievable.

309
00:14:32,656 --> 00:14:34,896
You had no idea the whole time?

310
00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:38,826
Right, obviously. Sorry.

311
00:14:38,826 --> 00:14:40,326
It's heartbreaking.

312
00:14:40,326 --> 00:14:42,596
You trusted him all those years.

313
00:14:42,596 --> 00:14:45,396
Up until about 11:30 today.

314
00:14:45,396 --> 00:14:48,756
You must feel so betrayed.

315
00:14:48,756 --> 00:14:50,096
I don't know what I feel.

316
00:14:50,096 --> 00:14:53,426
It's like, I don't know...

317
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,256
I've never been raped.

318
00:14:55,256 --> 00:14:57,796
Well, don't look at me.
I've never been raped.

319
00:15:00,556 --> 00:15:01,896
What?

320
00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:05,296
I don't know... boarding school?

321
00:15:08,656 --> 00:15:10,756
Ugh.

322
00:15:10,756 --> 00:15:14,796
It's like the bottom just dropped out.

323
00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:19,796
Like my whole life after today is...

324
00:15:23,996 --> 00:15:26,026
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

325
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:30,056
I know it's a meaningless cliché,

326
00:15:30,056 --> 00:15:32,896
but it is just money.

327
00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:36,026
You still have your health, your children.

328
00:15:36,026 --> 00:15:37,896
No, you're right.

329
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,626
It's a meaningless cliché.

330
00:15:43,326 --> 00:15:45,856
How did this fucking happen?

331
00:15:45,856 --> 00:15:47,056
I don't deserve this.

332
00:15:47,056 --> 00:15:48,896
I'm a good person.

333
00:15:51,356 --> 00:15:55,396
I don't know that it's
about good or bad per se.

334
00:15:55,396 --> 00:15:58,026
You go along thinking everything's great.

335
00:15:58,026 --> 00:16:01,396
I mean, not the stupid show.

336
00:16:01,396 --> 00:16:02,726
- Sure.
- Right.

337
00:16:02,726 --> 00:16:04,396
Then you wake up one day,
and half your money's gone.

338
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:07,526
Just... just gone.

339
00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:09,396
Wait, I'm sorry. Say what?

340
00:16:09,396 --> 00:16:10,396
What?

341
00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:11,456
You said half?

342
00:16:11,456 --> 00:16:12,656
Half your money's gone?

343
00:16:12,656 --> 00:16:13,996
Yeah.

344
00:16:13,996 --> 00:16:15,696
Oh.

345
00:16:15,696 --> 00:16:18,456
You made it sound like he took everything.

346
00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:19,796
- Didn't you think?
- I did, yeah.

347
00:16:19,796 --> 00:16:23,056
Well, if it's not everything...

348
00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:27,096
He stole $32 million from me.

349
00:16:27,096 --> 00:16:28,926
It's insane. Unbelievable.

350
00:16:28,926 --> 00:16:31,796
No, that's a ridiculous
amount of money, of course.

351
00:16:31,796 --> 00:16:35,596
But you still have...

352
00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:39,026
Uh, a little over 31.

353
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,096
What?

354
00:16:43,096 --> 00:16:44,596
Nothing.

355
00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:46,426
- What?
- Um...

356
00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:49,526
I don't want to diminish what
you're going through in any way...

357
00:16:49,526 --> 00:16:50,896
But?

358
00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:54,296
But it does seem slightly less...

359
00:16:54,296 --> 00:16:55,856
Dire.

360
00:16:55,856 --> 00:16:58,396
I lost $32 million.

361
00:16:58,396 --> 00:16:59,956
Absolutely.

362
00:16:59,956 --> 00:17:02,596
But the good news is you still have 31.

363
00:17:02,596 --> 00:17:05,256
But the bad news is I lost 32.

364
00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:06,296
Right, I get it.

365
00:17:06,296 --> 00:17:07,526
I don't think you do.

366
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,026
To be clear,

367
00:17:09,026 --> 00:17:16,256
I lost 32 million fucking dollars.

368
00:17:16,256 --> 00:17:17,756
Yeah, no, that's an unbelievable lot.

369
00:17:17,756 --> 00:17:19,356
I mean, it's inconceivable just...

370
00:17:27,826 --> 00:17:29,496
but you still have 31.

371
00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:30,496
I swear to God...

372
00:17:30,496 --> 00:17:31,696
Listen to me,

373
00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:32,826
you have suffered a terrible,

374
00:17:32,826 --> 00:17:34,756
terrible loss.

375
00:17:34,756 --> 00:17:36,026
You think?

376
00:17:36,026 --> 00:17:37,856
But you will be all right.

377
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:39,526
You will!

378
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,096
You can have a very nice life,

379
00:17:41,096 --> 00:17:46,756
even with as little as $31 million.

380
00:17:46,756 --> 00:17:48,526
I... I don't see how.

381
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,126
Let's say you never make another dime.

382
00:17:50,126 --> 00:17:54,196
You can still live on a
million dollars a year.

383
00:17:54,196 --> 00:17:56,756
No, you could live on a
million dollars a year.

384
00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:57,956
I'm sure I could.

385
00:17:57,956 --> 00:18:00,456
So a million a year.

386
00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:05,496
That means I'd have to die before I'm 80.

387
00:18:05,496 --> 00:18:06,756
I wouldn't worry about that.

388
00:18:07,756 --> 00:18:09,126
Yeah? What?

389
00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:10,956
Matt, we're ready to shoot.

390
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,856
Fine, let's do this fucking thing.

391
00:18:13,856 --> 00:18:16,596
Are you sure you're up for this?

392
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,056
Why not?

393
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,096
I'd say you're significantly drunk.

394
00:18:20,096 --> 00:18:22,526
Pssh, you've never seen me drunk.

395
00:18:22,526 --> 00:18:24,856
You vomited on me.

396
00:18:24,856 --> 00:18:26,096
I don't recall that.

397
00:18:33,996 --> 00:18:35,756
How are we only now

398
00:18:35,756 --> 00:18:38,496
finding out people think this is racist?

399
00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:41,256
Research has had this title for six months.

400
00:18:41,256 --> 00:18:43,556
I still think it's clever.

401
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,756
Apparently America disagrees with you.

402
00:18:45,756 --> 00:18:47,256
Only 46%.

403
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:50,156
I'm sorry, why is it racist?

404
00:18:50,156 --> 00:18:52,226
I mean, it's not like we
called it "White and Wong."

405
00:18:52,226 --> 00:18:54,596
I still like that one.

406
00:18:54,596 --> 00:18:57,156
Maybe I don't know what racist is.

407
00:18:57,156 --> 00:18:59,926
Oh, my God, have you guys heard?

408
00:18:59,926 --> 00:19:02,196
Where did you run from?

409
00:19:02,196 --> 00:19:04,426
My office. It's news. I'm breathless.

410
00:19:04,426 --> 00:19:07,926
We just hired Helen Basch.

411
00:19:07,926 --> 00:19:09,826
- Definitely?
- Mm-hmm.

412
00:19:09,826 --> 00:19:11,926
Yeah, it says starting next week.

413
00:19:11,926 --> 00:19:14,556
"A major get for the failing network."

414
00:19:14,556 --> 00:19:16,656
Oh, my God, Helen Basch.

415
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,896
She's supposed to be fantastic.

416
00:19:27,496 --> 00:19:29,696
- Seriously?
- What?

417
00:19:29,696 --> 00:19:31,756
You're not really bringing
that onto the stage?

418
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:33,096
Why not?

419
00:19:33,096 --> 00:19:35,096
You reek of professionalism.

420
00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:36,526
32 million!

421
00:19:39,556 --> 00:19:41,026
So I took him to the vet,

422
00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:42,856
and, you know, they said it's cancer.

423
00:19:42,856 --> 00:19:46,596
So $3,000 later, you know,
he's still dying, so...

424
00:19:46,596 --> 00:19:48,196
Yeah.

425
00:19:48,196 --> 00:19:49,926
At first they think it's feline AIDS,

426
00:19:49,926 --> 00:19:51,526
which, you know, would
have been a blessing.

427
00:19:51,526 --> 00:19:53,426
But it's cancer, so that's it.

428
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,656
Rehearsal up!

429
00:19:54,656 --> 00:19:58,896
Listen, Matt is a little...

430
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,756
And I suspect he's not
gonna get any less so.

431
00:20:00,756 --> 00:20:02,196
No.

432
00:20:02,196 --> 00:20:03,756
So we should probably skip the rehearsal

433
00:20:03,756 --> 00:20:05,656
and shoot this as soon as we can.

434
00:20:05,656 --> 00:20:07,696
Okay, just give us a few
minutes to finish lighting,

435
00:20:07,696 --> 00:20:10,596
okay?

436
00:20:10,596 --> 00:20:12,426
My bad.

437
00:20:15,596 --> 00:20:18,756
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- What?

438
00:20:18,756 --> 00:20:19,996
We're really gonna
shoot with him like this?

439
00:20:19,996 --> 00:20:22,096
He'll be fine.

440
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,256
Oh, yeah?

441
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,826
Have you smelled his big gulp?

442
00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:27,556
It's like 30 ounces of rehab.

443
00:20:27,556 --> 00:20:31,096
There are extenuating circumstances.

444
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:33,796
Look, I get that he lost all his money.

445
00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:34,996
Half.

446
00:20:34,996 --> 00:20:35,996
Half?

447
00:20:35,996 --> 00:20:37,556
Thank you.

448
00:20:37,556 --> 00:20:38,996
But you know what, there's still no excuse.

449
00:20:38,996 --> 00:20:40,896
You don't show up for work like this.

450
00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:46,256
I have been in this business
for almost fourt... forever.

451
00:20:46,256 --> 00:20:48,396
And I have never seen
this kind of behavior.

452
00:20:48,396 --> 00:20:49,926
I'll tell you,

453
00:20:49,926 --> 00:20:51,556
if an actor showed up
like this on Kelly Girl...

454
00:20:51,556 --> 00:20:52,826
On what?

455
00:20:52,826 --> 00:20:54,556
Does no one remember my fucking show?

456
00:20:54,556 --> 00:20:56,756
I do.

457
00:20:59,956 --> 00:21:02,996
Look, I realize nobody's
ever gonna see these shows,

458
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:05,556
but can we at least pretend this matters.

459
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,556
I had to give up a pilot for this shit.

460
00:21:07,556 --> 00:21:09,426
The least he can do is set an example.

461
00:21:09,426 --> 00:21:10,826
It's called a fucking work ethic.

462
00:21:10,826 --> 00:21:11,926
What's going on?

463
00:21:11,926 --> 00:21:13,596
Hi, boo.

464
00:21:13,596 --> 00:21:15,326
We were just talking about you.

465
00:21:15,326 --> 00:21:17,696
I was saying in all the
years I've been doing this,

466
00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:20,196
I've never seen a work ethic like yours.

467
00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:24,726
Anyway, sorry about the Larry Penzel thing.

468
00:21:24,726 --> 00:21:25,726
Jesus.

469
00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:27,226
Ugh, tell me.

470
00:21:27,226 --> 00:21:29,226
You know, Larry was my money guy for years.

471
00:21:29,226 --> 00:21:30,356
Was?

472
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,156
Oh, I got out a while ago.

473
00:21:32,156 --> 00:21:34,396
I don't know, I just had a feeling.

474
00:21:34,396 --> 00:21:36,056
God damn it!

475
00:21:36,056 --> 00:21:39,196
Am I the only one who
didn't have a feeling?

476
00:21:39,196 --> 00:21:41,896
Jesus fucking Christ.

477
00:21:41,896 --> 00:21:43,656
What am I supposed to do?

478
00:21:43,656 --> 00:21:46,056
I got three goddamn alimonies to pay.

479
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,726
This is worse than when I had ball cancer.

480
00:21:48,726 --> 00:21:50,396
Well, if it makes you feel any better,

481
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:53,026
Matt LeBlanc lost 32 million.

482
00:21:54,726 --> 00:21:56,726
Oh.

483
00:21:56,726 --> 00:21:58,856
Huh.

484
00:22:03,896 --> 00:22:05,896
- May I just say...
- Hmm?

485
00:22:05,896 --> 00:22:08,896
Eating your feelings is not the answer.

486
00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:11,726
Oh, I finished my feelings a long time ago.

487
00:22:11,726 --> 00:22:13,696
I'm eating your feelings now.

488
00:22:13,696 --> 00:22:16,556
Look, um, I know you don't wanna hear this,

489
00:22:16,556 --> 00:22:19,426
but you are still a very wealthy man.

490
00:22:19,426 --> 00:22:21,026
Mm, I don't wanna hear it.

491
00:22:21,026 --> 00:22:22,956
I'm sorry, but you still have thirty...

492
00:22:22,956 --> 00:22:25,196
Don't say 31. Don't say 31.

493
00:22:25,196 --> 00:22:27,396
Let me ask you something.

494
00:22:27,396 --> 00:22:29,956
Mm.

495
00:22:29,956 --> 00:22:33,026
Have you ever considered
the option of smaller bites?

496
00:22:35,726 --> 00:22:36,956
Mm.

497
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:43,956
Let me ask you a question.

498
00:22:43,956 --> 00:22:45,856
What if you lost half your money?

499
00:22:45,856 --> 00:22:47,256
It's totally different.

500
00:22:47,256 --> 00:22:49,056
Why? How much do you guys have?

501
00:22:49,056 --> 00:22:51,626
I'd rather not say.

502
00:22:51,626 --> 00:22:53,756
Told you how much I have.
Come on, just ballpark.

503
00:22:53,756 --> 00:22:55,096
- No.
- It's in pounds.

504
00:22:55,096 --> 00:22:56,956
I won't even know what it means.

505
00:22:56,956 --> 00:22:58,196
Let's just say it's a
lot less than 31 million.

506
00:22:58,196 --> 00:22:59,926
Well, I figured that.

507
00:22:59,926 --> 00:23:01,896
So, like, what, 10?

508
00:23:01,896 --> 00:23:03,296
10? No!

509
00:23:03,296 --> 00:23:05,796
- 5?
- It's none of your business!

510
00:23:05,796 --> 00:23:07,196
I'm talking combined.

511
00:23:07,196 --> 00:23:09,796
The two of you combined have less than 5?

512
00:23:09,796 --> 00:23:11,756
We're not telling you.

513
00:23:11,756 --> 00:23:14,296
Okay, stop me when I'm close. 4.

514
00:23:14,296 --> 00:23:16,026
3?

515
00:23:16,026 --> 00:23:18,026
- 2?
- Stop.

516
00:23:18,026 --> 00:23:19,826
Okay, so you have 2.

517
00:23:19,826 --> 00:23:21,196
No, just stop.

518
00:23:21,196 --> 00:23:22,696
Come on, you gotta have at least 2.

519
00:23:22,696 --> 00:23:23,826
You had a hit show.

520
00:23:23,826 --> 00:23:25,426
In England.

521
00:23:25,426 --> 00:23:27,356
It's still a country.

522
00:23:27,356 --> 00:23:29,156
Christ, less than 2?

523
00:23:29,156 --> 00:23:30,856
1?

524
00:23:30,856 --> 00:23:35,656
Oh, my God, less than 1?

525
00:23:35,656 --> 00:23:39,196
- Do you need money?
- No, we don't need money.

526
00:23:39,196 --> 00:23:40,596
I am very concerned for you.

527
00:23:40,596 --> 00:23:42,596
Thank you. We're fine.

528
00:23:42,596 --> 00:23:44,426
You're not fine.

529
00:23:44,426 --> 00:23:46,356
You got no money.

530
00:23:46,356 --> 00:23:48,526
You need security.

531
00:23:48,526 --> 00:23:50,326
You're not that young.

532
00:23:50,326 --> 00:23:52,026
Younger than you.

533
00:23:52,026 --> 00:23:53,856
Really? How old are you?

534
00:23:53,856 --> 00:23:55,356
None of your business.

535
00:23:55,356 --> 00:23:56,756
More than 40?

536
00:23:56,756 --> 00:23:58,096
All right, you're drunk,

537
00:23:58,096 --> 00:23:59,356
and this conversation is over.

538
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:01,196
Yes, I am, and, no, it's not.

539
00:24:01,196 --> 00:24:03,526
You... you got no savings.

540
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:07,026
You want the lights to
still go on when you're 70?

541
00:24:07,026 --> 00:24:08,156
You should be worried.

542
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,256
Very worried.

543
00:24:10,256 --> 00:24:11,326
What?

544
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:12,856
Should we be worried?

545
00:24:12,856 --> 00:24:14,426
No!

546
00:24:14,426 --> 00:24:16,356
You're taking financial advice from a man

547
00:24:16,356 --> 00:24:18,326
who is literally sloshing while he walks.

548
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,996
Still...

549
00:24:19,996 --> 00:24:22,496
Sweetheart, 31 million
isn't enough for him.

550
00:24:22,496 --> 00:24:24,826
You know what isn't enough? Less than 1.

551
00:24:24,826 --> 00:24:26,526
Maybe we should think
about doing the other thing.

552
00:24:26,526 --> 00:24:28,856
- Darling, don't...
- what other thing?

553
00:24:28,856 --> 00:24:30,426
That script everyone wants.

554
00:24:30,426 --> 00:24:32,096
How is that even a question?

555
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,426
Will you please stay out of this?

556
00:24:33,426 --> 00:24:34,896
No, do it. Cash in.

557
00:24:34,896 --> 00:24:36,396
Stop following us.

558
00:24:36,396 --> 00:24:38,226
You think it's always gonna be like this?

559
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:40,156
Oh, sure, television writers.

560
00:24:40,156 --> 00:24:42,826
When you get old, that's when
the big bucks start rolling in.

561
00:24:42,826 --> 00:24:44,096
Don't let him do this.

562
00:24:44,096 --> 00:24:45,926
We have never worried about money.

563
00:24:45,926 --> 00:24:47,396
Which is why you don't have any.

564
00:24:47,396 --> 00:24:48,496
Are we being stupid?

565
00:24:48,496 --> 00:24:50,096
- Yes!
- No!

566
00:24:50,096 --> 00:24:51,926
No money is worth going through this again.

567
00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:52,926
I don't know.

568
00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:54,926
Slow down!

569
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:57,056
Why are you still here?

570
00:24:57,056 --> 00:24:58,926
All right, I'll say one thing,

571
00:24:58,926 --> 00:25:00,996
and then I'll drop it.

572
00:25:00,996 --> 00:25:02,096
I bet you don't.

573
00:25:02,096 --> 00:25:03,096
Hi, Matt.

574
00:25:03,096 --> 00:25:05,426
You... uh... mm...

575
00:25:05,426 --> 00:25:08,096
let's say you never sell another show.

576
00:25:08,096 --> 00:25:10,996
You don't make any more after this.

577
00:25:10,996 --> 00:25:12,226
How you gonna live?

578
00:25:12,226 --> 00:25:14,396
What are you gonna do?

579
00:25:14,396 --> 00:25:16,526
Go home, open a little shop...

580
00:25:16,526 --> 00:25:18,126
Selling jokes?

581
00:25:18,126 --> 00:25:20,226
Jokes. I've got jokes.

582
00:25:20,226 --> 00:25:22,996
Joke, sir? Penny for a joke.

583
00:25:22,996 --> 00:25:23,996
Bloody hell!

584
00:25:23,996 --> 00:25:25,456
I'm serious.

585
00:25:25,456 --> 00:25:28,826
My grandfather was still
driving a laundry truck

586
00:25:28,826 --> 00:25:32,156
two days before his funeral.

587
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,596
You wanna retire someday?

588
00:25:34,596 --> 00:25:36,456
You gotta make your money now.

589
00:25:36,456 --> 00:25:40,456
Okay, money, fine. But not here.

590
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,396
Here is where you make the money.

591
00:25:42,396 --> 00:25:44,396
What's the matter?

592
00:25:44,396 --> 00:25:45,496
It was too hard?

593
00:25:45,496 --> 00:25:47,296
They changed your little show?

594
00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,326
They don't respect your talent?

595
00:25:49,326 --> 00:25:51,596
That's why they pay you so much!

596
00:25:51,596 --> 00:25:53,956
Stop talking. Ooh... ahh!

597
00:25:53,956 --> 00:25:55,826
Did you just lick me? He licked me!

598
00:25:55,826 --> 00:25:57,656
- Calm down.
- You're a monster!

599
00:25:57,656 --> 00:26:02,296
Yeah, well, sometimes the monster is right.

600
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,496
Don't be stupid.

601
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:08,296
Call your agent.

602
00:26:08,296 --> 00:26:10,556
Sell your show. Make the money.

603
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,396
I'm sorry.

604
00:26:21,056 --> 00:26:23,126
The monster is right.

605
00:26:26,356 --> 00:26:28,126
Sean Lincoln on one.

606
00:26:28,126 --> 00:26:31,126
Hi, honey.

607
00:26:31,126 --> 00:26:33,796
It's... Go.

608
00:26:33,796 --> 00:26:36,626
Oh, my God!

609
00:26:36,626 --> 00:26:40,526
I made up the part about my grandfather.

609
00:26:41,305 --> 00:26:47,304
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