1
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(Keys clacking)

2
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I need you to talk to Andrew Lesley.

3
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There is no way we are speaking

4
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to that smug, duplicitous
talking scarf.

5
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If you do this for me,

6
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I will take you to
a Golden Globes gifting suite.

7
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Say more.

8
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So this is fantastic.

9
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It's sophisticated and hilarious,

10
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and you've been hearing
that stuff all day long.

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So was I right?

12
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She's great, right?

13
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- She's very impressive.
- Jesus.

14
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Just tell me we're getting
the fucking show.

15
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It's probably a huge mistake,

16
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and I'm sure there'll come a day

17
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when I regret this...

18
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So it's a yes!

19
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(Giggling, clapping excitedly)

20
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What we need to do
is look at reducing your expenses.

21
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Child support, alimony...

22
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Actually, that one's going away.

23
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My ex-wife's getting remarried.

24
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Well, that's a sizeable savings.

25
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Congratulations.

26
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Where are we with Ollie?

27
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- It's over.
- So that's it?

28
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It's just... just over?

29
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Yeah. Over.

30
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Oh, Jesus.

31
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Are those tears in your eyes?

32
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This is very upsetting.

33
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(Keys clacking)

34
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(Wind blows)

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(Quirky music)

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(Gunshot)

38
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Okay, watch.

39
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First you draw Mr. Froggie's eyes,
like this.

40
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Now let's give him a chin.

41
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He's gonna need some legs...

42
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And a mouth.

43
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And he's really surprised,

44
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'cause he's not a frog at all.

45
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He's a... What?

46
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- Huh.
- What?

47
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Something from Tim Whittick.

48
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- (Groans)
- He's in town.

49
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Wants to have lunch with us.

50
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With "us" or with "you"?

51
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Could be the plural "you."

52
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- Darling, he hates me.
- He doesn't.

53
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(Laughing)
Oh, please.

54
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In his mind,
if I hadn't come along,

55
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you'd still be writing together.

56
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He calls me Yoko.

57
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He doesn't call you Yoko.

58
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Well, obviously,
not to my face, but...

59
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All right, I've never told you this

60
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because I know
you'll say I'm crazy,

61
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but every time he sees me,
he somehow manages

62
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to work the word "ono"
into the conversation.

63
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- "Oh, no."
- (Phone ringing)

64
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Yeah, you're crazy.

65
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Are you still there?

66
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Of course we're still here.

67
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There's no other way out.

68
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Sean and Beverly's office.

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Eileen Jaffee on one.

70
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Hello.

71
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So are you dying?

72
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A little bit every day.

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Seriously, front page of the Trades.

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- What?
- You haven't seen them yet?

75
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No.

76
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There's a whole thing
about you guys selling the show.

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Wendy, have the Trades arrived yet?

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What trains?

79
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Trades.

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Hang on, Eileen.

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Look at that.

82
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I can't believe you didn't see it.

83
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I can't believe
they used that stupid picture.

84
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I look like I'm in a failed boy band.

85
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Forget the picture. Enjoy this.

86
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A straight-to-series pickup...

87
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There are 300 TV writers
who hate you today.

88
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It doesn't get better than that.

89
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- You do like the envy.
- Mm-hmm.

90
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All right, I'm jumping off.

91
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Mazel tov,
as you probably don't say.

92
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- Bye.
- Thank you.

93
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"Newly appointed network prexy
Helen Basch says,

94
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'We're thrilled to be working
with a script of this caliber.'"

95
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Thank you, Helen.

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No turning back now.

97
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You really can't let yourself
enjoy it?

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Not and still be me.

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(Sighs)

100
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(Keys clacking)

101
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Okay.

102
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On a scale of one to ten,
how awkward would this be?

103
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- Merc Lapidus...
- Five.

104
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...wants to come in
and pitch a show...

105
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- Seven.
- ...and I'm probably gonna buy it.

106
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It goes up to ten, right?

107
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- What's he pitching?
- I have no idea.

108
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But you know you're gonna buy it?

109
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I sort of have to.

110
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Because?

111
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He gave me my first job.

112
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No way.

113
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Yeah, so I kind of owe him.

114
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At least that's what he said.

115
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You talked to him?

116
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Oh, I listened. He begged.

117
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He's very good with the begging.

118
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Believe me, I know.

119
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Mm.

120
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No. No.

121
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I-I didn't mean...

122
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that way.

123
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What? Look, I...

124
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I don't know what you've heard...

125
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I heard that it lasted five years
and ended when he left.

126
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So you're pretty much caught up.

127
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I just think I've got to do something.
I mean, his whole life went to shit.

128
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First the firing, then the divorce,
now the Larry Penzel thing.

129
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Oh, my God, he was in that?

130
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Supposedly, he took a big hit.

131
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So you're gonna be okay
having him here?

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Absolutely.

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I'll be fine. Honest.

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- Honest on a scale of...
- Let's say two.

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Good enough.

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Camera set.

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And background. And...

138
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- Action.
- (Board claps)

139
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Line?

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"Morning."

141
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Morning.

142
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If you could read,
you'd see the library is closed.

143
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Line?

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"So I hear you and my brother
had a good time."

145
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So I hear you and my brother
had a good time.

146
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For about three minutes.

147
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Unfortunately, the date lasted
three hours.

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Line?

149
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"Hey, who's the person
who warned you about him

150
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"in not just one, not just two,

151
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"but five emails,

152
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one of which had an emoticon
of a wagging finger?"

153
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Hey, I warned you.

154
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Are you kidding me?

155
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Line?

156
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No, asshole. That's me talking.

157
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You have six fucking lines
in the whole episode.

158
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- Oh, who gives a shit?
- Jesus Christ.

159
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No one's gonna see this piece of crap.

160
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I'm not gonna waste
my fucking time learning it.

161
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(Sighs)

162
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Shall we continue?

163
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- You need to see the script?
- No, I'm good.

164
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And action.

165
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- Line?
- Son of a bitch!

166
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Cut!

167
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All right, I think we got that.

168
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We didn't even get
to the end of the scene.

169
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It doesn't matter. It's good enough.

170
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Is this about going to the
stupid gifting suite with Matt?

171
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I have to get there
before the good stuff's gone.

172
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I say we break for lunch.

173
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Really?

174
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Apparently, we've already broken.

175
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Okay, that's lunch, everybody.

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(Bell ringing)

177
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What are you waiting for?
Go change. Go. Go.

178
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Okay, you are gonna
have to try and calm down.

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This is me trying.

180
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Go!

181
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Oh, there's Tim.

182
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- Oh, shit.
- Tim!

183
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What about "oh, shit" made you think
I wanted him over here?

184
00:08:01,507 --> 00:08:04,008
- It's Tim.
- Hello, you.

185
00:08:04,009 --> 00:08:05,343
(Chuckles)
Oh.

186
00:08:05,344 --> 00:08:06,461
And you.
(Laughs)

187
00:08:06,462 --> 00:08:07,795
Oh, great to see you.

188
00:08:07,796 --> 00:08:10,431
Ah. Look at you two moguls.

189
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Hardly.
(Chuckles)

190
00:08:12,217 --> 00:08:14,102
I loved this one's email...
"Meet me at the stage.

191
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We'll grab a bite at the commissary."

192
00:08:16,722 --> 00:08:19,691
It's like something
out of Sunset Boulevard.

193
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And yet most of the time, we feel like
William Holden floating in the pool.

194
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(Laughs)

195
00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:26,647
Anyway, so nice to see you.

196
00:08:26,648 --> 00:08:27,949
Oh, what? You're not joining us?

197
00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:29,450
Oh, I wish I could.

198
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Unfortunately, I have this thing
with Matt LeBlanc.

199
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Mm.

200
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Oh, no.

201
00:08:40,162 --> 00:08:42,796
(Keys clacking)

202
00:08:46,502 --> 00:08:49,637
Wait. Hang on.

203
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Everything in this room is free?

204
00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:53,007
Rooms.

205
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This is just the first one.

206
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Oh, my God.

207
00:08:57,429 --> 00:09:00,731
It's like when The Wizard of Oz
turns to color.

208
00:09:03,602 --> 00:09:06,988
Hey. Matt LeBlanc.
Beth Vennick put us on the list.

209
00:09:06,989 --> 00:09:09,690
Absolutely. Welcome.

210
00:09:09,691 --> 00:09:10,992
Now what?

211
00:09:10,993 --> 00:09:12,860
Uh, well, now we go around,

212
00:09:12,861 --> 00:09:16,280
and they give us stuff.

213
00:09:16,281 --> 00:09:20,701
By the way, this is very similar
to things I've made up in my head.

214
00:09:20,702 --> 00:09:23,204
(Chuckles)

215
00:09:23,205 --> 00:09:24,205
Okay.

216
00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:26,124
Sorry. Sorry.

217
00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:27,759
Vive-8 is an all-natural energy drink.

218
00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,879
It's packed with eight herbs
and vitamins, and antioxidants...

219
00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,931
No sugar, no caffeine.

220
00:09:33,932 --> 00:09:38,219
The boost comes from things like
ginseng, guarana, astragalus root.

221
00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:39,554
Mmm.

222
00:09:39,555 --> 00:09:41,722
Tastes like plague.

223
00:09:41,723 --> 00:09:43,191
Would you like a few cans?

224
00:09:43,192 --> 00:09:44,725
Absolutely.

225
00:09:44,726 --> 00:09:46,310
It's free.

226
00:09:46,311 --> 00:09:48,813
Matt, do you mind
if we get a shot of you

227
00:09:48,814 --> 00:09:52,700
maybe holding the Vive-8?

228
00:09:52,701 --> 00:09:54,035
Nothing's free.

229
00:09:54,036 --> 00:09:55,536
(Keys clacking)

230
00:09:55,537 --> 00:09:59,874
I'm just saying, try to be
a little selective.

231
00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,709
Hey, eyes here.

232
00:10:01,710 --> 00:10:03,494
'Cause whatever you take,
I got to do a picture,

233
00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:04,996
and then it shows up on their website,

234
00:10:04,997 --> 00:10:07,081
and suddenly,
I'm endorsing their shit.

235
00:10:07,082 --> 00:10:10,384
So all I'm asking is that
you don't take everything.

236
00:10:10,385 --> 00:10:13,638
Ooh, peanut brittle.

237
00:10:13,639 --> 00:10:15,890
So tell me, how are you?
What have you been up to?

238
00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:18,176
Oh, I'm out here
trying to get meetings

239
00:10:18,177 --> 00:10:20,061
and, of course, not getting meetings.

240
00:10:20,062 --> 00:10:21,646
Eh, I've got this script.

241
00:10:21,647 --> 00:10:23,815
I can't even get anyone
to read it to reject it.

242
00:10:23,816 --> 00:10:26,434
I know. It's a horrible, stupid town.

243
00:10:26,435 --> 00:10:28,352
Said the man with two TV shows.

244
00:10:28,353 --> 00:10:29,904
Right, okay, first of all,

245
00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:32,240
Pucks! has been a bloody nightmare.

246
00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:33,691
- Aw.
- No, no, seriously...

247
00:10:33,692 --> 00:10:36,194
From start to finish,
a fucking disaster.

248
00:10:36,195 --> 00:10:37,361
Oh, poppet.

249
00:10:37,362 --> 00:10:40,114
Do I look like I feel sorry for you?
'Cause I'm trying so very hard.

250
00:10:40,115 --> 00:10:41,115
Prick.

251
00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:42,533
What? You want sympathy?

252
00:10:42,534 --> 00:10:44,619
Your picture's on the front
of Variety,

253
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,537
which was very exciting, by the way.

254
00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:48,623
- Well...
- When I read the thing,

255
00:10:48,624 --> 00:10:51,592
I was like, "Oh, my God."

256
00:10:51,593 --> 00:10:53,544
They're making our show."

257
00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:55,463
- I'm sorry. What?
- Our show.

258
00:10:55,464 --> 00:10:57,465
You... you finally got it on.

259
00:10:57,466 --> 00:10:59,383
Oh! No. No.

260
00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:02,637
Actually, the show Bev and I are doing
is vastly different from that thing

261
00:11:02,638 --> 00:11:03,771
you and I kicked around.

262
00:11:03,772 --> 00:11:04,939
Well, that's not true.

263
00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:06,974
No, no. It absolutely is.

264
00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:09,560
The Opposite of Us
bears no resemblance to...

265
00:11:09,561 --> 00:11:11,696
I can't even remember
the name of the thing...

266
00:11:11,697 --> 00:11:13,481
We're Not Them.

267
00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:15,149
Right.

268
00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:17,285
I mean, they're both
about two families.

269
00:11:17,286 --> 00:11:18,903
Well...

270
00:11:18,904 --> 00:11:20,538
They've both got the same cast
playing two parts.

271
00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:23,491
Right, but the specific characters,

272
00:11:23,492 --> 00:11:25,376
the story, the scenes...

273
00:11:25,377 --> 00:11:27,211
Believe me, if you'd read it,
you'd realize...

274
00:11:27,212 --> 00:11:29,143
- Oh, I've read it.
- You've read it?

275
00:11:29,144 --> 00:11:30,665
I got a copy from Stanley Richardson.

276
00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:32,466
He's still my agent too, you know.

277
00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:34,335
God, he's useless.

278
00:11:34,336 --> 00:11:36,470
But he gave you our script?

279
00:11:36,471 --> 00:11:39,757
Right, so not completely useless.

280
00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:42,142
Yeah.
(Chuckles)

281
00:11:43,428 --> 00:11:45,429
Jean Luc is based in Paris.

282
00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:47,899
All his pieces are hand-stitched.

283
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:50,685
He's designed for Sharon Stone,

284
00:11:50,686 --> 00:11:52,770
for Jennifer Lawrence.

285
00:11:52,771 --> 00:11:54,822
And I can just take this?

286
00:11:54,823 --> 00:11:57,108
Or we can ship it to you.

287
00:11:57,109 --> 00:11:58,910
(Chuckles)

288
00:11:58,911 --> 00:12:01,495
Suddenly, all the crap
you've put us through

289
00:12:01,496 --> 00:12:04,031
is totally worth it.
(Chuckles)

290
00:12:04,032 --> 00:12:06,033
(Keys clacking)

291
00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:08,953
Our artisanal salsas
are all handcrafted

292
00:12:08,954 --> 00:12:10,454
from natural, organic ingredients.

293
00:12:10,455 --> 00:12:12,039
Would you like a jar?

294
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,258
Seriously,a jar?
(Chuckles)

295
00:12:14,259 --> 00:12:16,761
She's giving out leather jackets.

296
00:12:16,762 --> 00:12:19,679
(Keys clacking)

297
00:12:25,687 --> 00:12:27,688
Kitty litter? Really?

298
00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:29,223
It's organic.

299
00:12:29,224 --> 00:12:31,642
You don't have a fucking cat.

300
00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:34,195
So how does Bev feel
about doing our project?

301
00:12:34,196 --> 00:12:36,147
That's got to be
a bit awkward for her.

302
00:12:36,148 --> 00:12:39,033
She doesn't feel anything,
because we haven't discussed it,

303
00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:43,904
because, no offense,
it's not the same show.

304
00:12:43,905 --> 00:12:45,957
And yet it is.

305
00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:47,124
I'm stealing one of your chips.

306
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,744
Hmm, seems only fair. Ha!

307
00:12:49,745 --> 00:12:52,079
Look, we're just gonna have
to agree to disagree.

308
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,999
Clearly, my recollection of it
is very different from yours.

309
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,168
And it's not even like
there's a script

310
00:12:57,169 --> 00:12:58,502
we can turn to or...

311
00:12:58,503 --> 00:13:02,556
- There's the notes.
- The notes?

312
00:13:02,557 --> 00:13:04,724
Our notes.

313
00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:08,262
And the words "I'll do the typing"

314
00:13:08,263 --> 00:13:11,098
finally pay off.

315
00:13:11,099 --> 00:13:12,850
Right, obviously,
I haven't seen these,

316
00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:16,270
but I can tell you right now
there are huge differences.

317
00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:19,824
And yet my lawyers keep banging on
about the similarities.

318
00:13:19,825 --> 00:13:21,275
Your lawyers?

319
00:13:21,276 --> 00:13:22,610
They're very excited about this.

320
00:13:22,611 --> 00:13:24,912
And I'm like, "Okay, calm down."

321
00:13:24,913 --> 00:13:26,163
"These are old friends.

322
00:13:26,164 --> 00:13:28,249
"They wouldn't try and screw me.

323
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,334
They're not stupid."

324
00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:32,919
Ah, fuck it. I'm taking all of these.

325
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:38,959
I want to stay here
for the rest of my life.

326
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,379
Well, then hurry up and die,
'cause I'm ready to go.

327
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:44,514
(Cell phone playing tune)

328
00:13:48,303 --> 00:13:50,604
- Hey.
- Are you fucking nuts?

329
00:13:50,605 --> 00:13:52,106
Probably. What?

330
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:54,642
You taught them to draw a vagina?

331
00:13:54,643 --> 00:13:57,561
Calm down. It's just a vagina.

332
00:13:57,562 --> 00:13:59,063
How are ya?

333
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:01,282
- They're children.
- They're fine.

334
00:14:01,283 --> 00:14:02,450
They're not fine.

335
00:14:02,451 --> 00:14:05,453
- Seriously, relax.
- You relax.

336
00:14:05,454 --> 00:14:07,371
You're not the one
who's gonna get the calls

337
00:14:07,372 --> 00:14:09,373
from the other mothers
when their kids come home...

338
00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:10,708
- Oh, Christ.
- What?

339
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:12,993
- I got to call you back.
- Where are you?

340
00:14:12,994 --> 00:14:15,129
At this stupid gifting-suite thing.

341
00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:16,213
I'll talk to you later.

342
00:14:16,214 --> 00:14:17,581
Do not hang...
(Dial tone)

343
00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:19,800
What are you doing? That's hers.

344
00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:22,168
It was on the table.

345
00:14:25,674 --> 00:14:27,925
I believe that's yours.

346
00:14:27,926 --> 00:14:29,927
Mm.

347
00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:33,347
- Jesus fuck.
- You owe me a handbag.

348
00:14:33,348 --> 00:14:36,015
(Keys clacking)

349
00:14:38,353 --> 00:14:40,688
Ah! There they are.

350
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:42,690
Come here.

351
00:14:42,691 --> 00:14:46,577
Oh, look at you...
My two favorite girls.

352
00:14:46,578 --> 00:14:48,362
- I invented these two.
- Mm...

353
00:14:48,363 --> 00:14:49,864
Okay.
(Laughter)

354
00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:52,032
Helen Basch, Carol Rance, meet...

355
00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,834
- Arjen Van Der Linden.
- Linden. Yes.

356
00:14:53,835 --> 00:14:54,869
- Welcome.
- Thank you.

357
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,203
Nice to meet you.

358
00:14:56,204 --> 00:14:57,588
This guy is a genius.

359
00:14:57,589 --> 00:14:59,540
- Well...
- No, no, no. Not "well."

360
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:02,042
He has the number-one show in Holland.

361
00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:03,794
You should see.

362
00:15:03,795 --> 00:15:05,713
The whole country
shuts down Wednesday nights.

363
00:15:05,714 --> 00:15:08,215
Restaurants close.
Streets are deserted.

364
00:15:08,216 --> 00:15:10,050
You can't hear a wooden shoe.

365
00:15:10,051 --> 00:15:11,051
(Laughter)

366
00:15:11,052 --> 00:15:12,386
Well, come on in.
Tell us.

367
00:15:12,387 --> 00:15:13,937
Sit, sit.

368
00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:17,858
Should I just dive in?

369
00:15:17,859 --> 00:15:19,276
- I'm diving in.
- Yep.

370
00:15:19,277 --> 00:15:22,029
Okay, the title literally
translates as,

371
00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:24,532
this is me and the box I am in,

372
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:26,400
which, obviously, we'll change.

373
00:15:26,401 --> 00:15:27,785
It's not exactly gripping.

374
00:15:27,786 --> 00:15:29,904
But titles, schmitles.

375
00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:32,573
The show is fantastic.

376
00:15:32,574 --> 00:15:34,625
These Dutch fucks
are so brilliant at this.

377
00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:36,460
It's like Survivor meets Big Brother

378
00:15:36,461 --> 00:15:40,047
meets Millionaire meets...
Survivor again.

379
00:15:40,048 --> 00:15:41,415
- Wow.
- Okay.

380
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:43,717
It starts with, like, 12 people.

381
00:15:43,718 --> 00:15:44,919
Six people. Yeah.

382
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,253
Six people.

383
00:15:46,254 --> 00:15:48,305
And they're all in these boxes.

384
00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:50,841
Well, they don't start
in the boxes. They, uh...

385
00:15:50,842 --> 00:15:52,343
Oh. Oh, right. Right, right, right.

386
00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:53,811
No, they're not in the boxes yet.

387
00:15:53,812 --> 00:15:56,313
- They start...
- In the chairs.

388
00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:57,982
In the chairs.
(Laughs)

389
00:15:57,983 --> 00:15:59,900
And they're lowered into the boxes.

390
00:15:59,901 --> 00:16:02,019
When you say boxes...

391
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:04,939
Yeah, yeah, they're like these cells
with nothing in them.

392
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:07,691
And the people in the boxes
have to answer these questions,

393
00:16:07,692 --> 00:16:08,909
and they get points.

394
00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:10,995
- Not points.
- Okay, not points.

395
00:16:10,996 --> 00:16:12,780
- But they're like points.
- Eh...

396
00:16:12,781 --> 00:16:14,448
- Let's call them points.
- Okay.

397
00:16:14,449 --> 00:16:16,834
Yeah.
To buy, like, basic necessities,

398
00:16:16,835 --> 00:16:19,703
like a blanket or shoes
or a piece of fruit.

399
00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,505
Well, fruit is later. It's...

400
00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:24,425
(Sighs) Fruit is later.

401
00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:27,294
(Chuckles)
But say a pillow or toilet paper.

402
00:16:27,295 --> 00:16:29,713
- They don't have toilet paper?
- They have toilet paper.

403
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:31,715
All right, all right,
they have toilet paper.

404
00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:33,551
Let's not get bogged down.

405
00:16:33,552 --> 00:16:36,687
The idea is, they're buying
these basic human necessities,

406
00:16:36,688 --> 00:16:38,272
with the exception
of toilet paper...

407
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:40,024
(chuckles)
which they already have.

408
00:16:40,025 --> 00:16:41,942
Well, they do. Yeah.

409
00:16:41,943 --> 00:16:43,394
Okay.

410
00:16:43,395 --> 00:16:45,563
Or... And this is the part I love...

411
00:16:45,564 --> 00:16:46,614
(Laughs)

412
00:16:46,615 --> 00:16:47,948
They can spend their points

413
00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:50,868
to do shit to the people
in the other boxes.

414
00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:53,487
They can make someone else's box
colder or hotter

415
00:16:53,488 --> 00:16:54,655
or fill it with bugs.

416
00:16:54,656 --> 00:16:55,990
- Really? Bugs?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

417
00:16:55,991 --> 00:16:57,708
That's a very big part of it.

418
00:16:57,709 --> 00:16:59,410
They yell, "Release the bugs!"

419
00:16:59,411 --> 00:17:02,129
And the audience yells,
"Release the bugs!"

420
00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:03,914
(Shouting in Dutch)

421
00:17:03,915 --> 00:17:06,550
These fucking bugs
come pouring in.

422
00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:09,053
It's like Fear Factor.
You remember Fear Factor?

423
00:17:09,054 --> 00:17:11,805
It's like that, but classy.

424
00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:14,308
Well, of course.
They've got toilet paper.

425
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:16,143
Exactly.

426
00:17:16,144 --> 00:17:17,344
(Laughter)

427
00:17:17,345 --> 00:17:21,148
So how long are they in these boxes?

428
00:17:21,149 --> 00:17:22,600
Well, the whole season.

429
00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:25,352
Jesus.
(Laughs)

430
00:17:25,353 --> 00:17:26,604
How does it end?

431
00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:27,905
- They vote each other out.
- No.

432
00:17:27,906 --> 00:17:29,240
No, no, no. The audience votes.

433
00:17:29,241 --> 00:17:30,357
- No.
- I don't know.

434
00:17:30,358 --> 00:17:32,026
It eventually ends.

435
00:17:32,027 --> 00:17:34,528
Look, we don't have to do it
like they did it.

436
00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,329
It's fucking Holland.

437
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,034
- Hey.
- Oh.

438
00:17:40,035 --> 00:17:41,201
Now you can talk?

439
00:17:41,202 --> 00:17:43,254
I come bearing gifts.

440
00:17:43,255 --> 00:17:45,873
- You come bearing crap.
- Not all of it's crap.

441
00:17:45,874 --> 00:17:47,341
Kitty litter?

442
00:17:47,342 --> 00:17:48,926
Okay, some of it's crap.

443
00:17:48,927 --> 00:17:51,462
Hang on.
I want you to see something.

444
00:17:51,463 --> 00:17:54,765
Your son drew this in art class.

445
00:17:54,766 --> 00:17:57,851
Holy shit. Look at that.

446
00:17:57,852 --> 00:17:59,803
- It's a vagina.
- I know.

447
00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:02,723
He drew a vagina.

448
00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:04,141
Oh, calm down.

449
00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,559
It's not like there's a dick in it.

450
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:06,894
They called me from school.

451
00:18:06,895 --> 00:18:08,145
I'll bet they did.

452
00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:10,397
This is very impressive.

453
00:18:10,398 --> 00:18:12,399
- How do you not get...
- I get it.

454
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,734
But, Jesus, look at this.

455
00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:15,202
The way he drew the legs...

456
00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:18,289
It's got perspective.
It's got detail.

457
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:19,623
- It's got pubes.
- Yeah.

458
00:18:19,624 --> 00:18:21,458
- He's eight.
- I know.

459
00:18:21,459 --> 00:18:24,545
When I was eight, I couldn't
draw a house with clouds.

460
00:18:24,546 --> 00:18:26,413
He's talented.

461
00:18:26,414 --> 00:18:27,715
Are you fucking with me?

462
00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:28,832
No.

463
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,718
Try to get past the pussy part.

464
00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:32,219
There's nothing past the pussy part.

465
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,755
Yeah, there is.
Look at the execution.

466
00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:37,890
Just look at it.

467
00:18:41,096 --> 00:18:43,180
You got to admit...

468
00:18:43,181 --> 00:18:46,016
- All right, I kind of see...
- That's all I'm saying.

469
00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,518
Still, you're his father.

470
00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:49,069
You're not supposed to teach him
shit like this.

471
00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:50,487
Hey, I cannot take credit for this.

472
00:18:50,488 --> 00:18:52,406
That thing I drew
was like a stick figure.

473
00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:54,074
This...

474
00:18:54,075 --> 00:18:55,358
Is a gift.

475
00:18:59,622 --> 00:19:01,165
You're not putting it on your fridge.

476
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,916
I am so putting it on my fridge.

477
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:04,918
(Groans)

478
00:19:04,919 --> 00:19:07,037
So wonderful to see you.

479
00:19:07,038 --> 00:19:09,590
Nobody pitches like you do.

480
00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:12,209
You really brought your "A" game.

481
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,711
Ah, this thing pitches itself.

482
00:19:13,712 --> 00:19:15,596
I'm telling you,
it's gonna be bigger here

483
00:19:15,597 --> 00:19:16,880
than it is over there.

484
00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:19,216
Stop selling. We bought it.
(Laughter)

485
00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:21,969
Arjen, so nice to meet you.
We're really excited about this.

486
00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:23,303
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

487
00:19:23,304 --> 00:19:24,688
Didn't I tell you?

488
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:26,557
- Have a good weekend, you two.
- Thanks.

489
00:19:26,558 --> 00:19:27,725
Hey, get the elevator.

490
00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,443
- I'll be right with you.
- Sure.

491
00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:31,945
- What did you call him?
- Who? Arjen?

492
00:19:31,946 --> 00:19:34,148
Arjen. Arjen.

493
00:19:34,149 --> 00:19:36,366
Arjen, wait up!

494
00:19:39,487 --> 00:19:42,456
(Both laughing)
Oh, my God.

495
00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:43,957
What did we just buy?

496
00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,659
I have no idea.

497
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,411
Well, we did a good thing.

498
00:19:47,412 --> 00:19:48,962
(Intercom beeps)
Patty?

499
00:19:48,963 --> 00:19:50,631
Tell me I have nothing else today.

500
00:19:50,632 --> 00:19:52,499
You have nothing else today.

501
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,218
I love you. See you Monday.

502
00:19:54,219 --> 00:19:56,170
- You sure?
- Yes. Go home.

503
00:19:56,171 --> 00:19:57,671
Have a good weekend.

504
00:19:57,672 --> 00:19:58,839
(Sighs)

505
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,175
All in all, not a bad first week.

506
00:20:01,176 --> 00:20:02,643
Not bad?

507
00:20:02,644 --> 00:20:05,396
We've got the number-one show
in Holland.

508
00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:07,681
In Holland.
(Laughs)

509
00:20:07,682 --> 00:20:10,184
Well, the best part is, we're done.

510
00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:13,319
- Mm.
- So here's a question.

511
00:20:14,606 --> 00:20:18,108
Do you ever get high?

512
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:21,028
Once in a while.

513
00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:22,496
(Perfume spraying)

514
00:20:22,497 --> 00:20:23,831
Oh, these are kind of cool.

515
00:20:23,832 --> 00:20:25,699
They light up when you walk.

516
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:29,002
Yeah, that's what I need...
Flip-flops I have to recharge.

517
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:32,539
I'll take 'em.

518
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:35,542
Jesus, look at this.

519
00:20:35,543 --> 00:20:37,678
Who the hell would wear
a rubber dress?

520
00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:41,131
Uh, the girl in this picture?

521
00:20:41,132 --> 00:20:43,350
Oh, here we go.
You're gonna like this.

522
00:20:43,351 --> 00:20:45,552
♪ Ba-da ba-ba-da
ba-ba-da ba-ba ♪

523
00:20:45,553 --> 00:20:47,938
- What are you doing?
- What?

524
00:20:47,939 --> 00:20:49,440
I haven't had a drink
in three months.

525
00:20:49,441 --> 00:20:51,608
I know.
We should celebrate that.

526
00:20:51,609 --> 00:20:53,811
(Sighs)
You're such a shit.

527
00:20:53,812 --> 00:20:56,029
Once in a while's not gonna kill you.

528
00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:58,031
Is that the 13th step?

529
00:20:58,032 --> 00:20:59,366
I don't know. I never got past two.

530
00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:01,235
(Chuckles)
You got any limes?

531
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:02,819
(Groans)

532
00:21:05,657 --> 00:21:06,907
- What do you think?
- Nice.

533
00:21:06,908 --> 00:21:09,076
- (Inhales excitedly)
- Yeah.

534
00:21:09,077 --> 00:21:10,244
What?

535
00:21:10,245 --> 00:21:11,912
Is that a scratch across the lens?

536
00:21:11,913 --> 00:21:13,213
They were the last pair.

537
00:21:13,214 --> 00:21:15,916
- But free!
- Right.

538
00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,634
But can you see?

539
00:21:17,635 --> 00:21:20,921
Not really, but you're totally
missing the point.

540
00:21:20,922 --> 00:21:23,090
Of glasses?

541
00:21:23,091 --> 00:21:25,259
So how was your lunch with Tim?

542
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:28,061
Oh, and by the way,
you heard the "oh, no" thing.

543
00:21:28,062 --> 00:21:29,563
- I did.
- Thank you.

544
00:21:29,564 --> 00:21:30,898
Wanker.

545
00:21:30,899 --> 00:21:32,099
Ah.

546
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:35,986
Um, well, okay, lunch. Uh...

547
00:21:35,987 --> 00:21:39,105
Let me start by saying
there is no cause for alarm.

548
00:21:46,281 --> 00:21:48,582
This is fucking great.

549
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,534
- Is it medical?
- Mm.

550
00:21:50,535 --> 00:21:53,537
- My son grows it.
- Aw.

551
00:21:53,538 --> 00:21:54,788
I want children.

552
00:21:54,789 --> 00:21:56,623
- (Laughs)
- (Knock at door)

553
00:21:56,624 --> 00:21:58,292
- Yeah?
- It's Myra.

554
00:21:58,293 --> 00:21:59,792
Oh, come in.

555
00:22:01,629 --> 00:22:02,713
Is now a good time?

556
00:22:02,714 --> 00:22:04,515
- Mm-hmm, very, yeah.
- Very.

557
00:22:04,516 --> 00:22:07,768
I got the casting from New York
on First the Good News.

558
00:22:07,769 --> 00:22:09,803
I sent you both the link.

559
00:22:09,804 --> 00:22:12,556
Great. We'll definitely take a look.

560
00:22:12,557 --> 00:22:15,058
Have a good weekend.
Are you doing anything fun?

561
00:22:15,059 --> 00:22:18,979
There's a new exhibit
at the holocaust museum.

562
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:22,149
Mm, enjoy.

563
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,650
Mm, bye.

564
00:22:23,651 --> 00:22:26,203
(Door closes)

565
00:22:26,204 --> 00:22:27,654
She looked like she smelled it.

566
00:22:27,655 --> 00:22:29,823
She always looks like
she smelled it.

567
00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:32,241
(Laughing)

568
00:22:37,465 --> 00:22:38,999
Why is it so quiet?

569
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,467
Where are the boys?

570
00:22:40,468 --> 00:22:44,087
I like that you're just now wondering
where your children are.

571
00:22:44,088 --> 00:22:45,589
(Mumbles nonchalantly)

572
00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:48,008
They're staying over at my mother's.

573
00:22:48,009 --> 00:22:49,642
Willingly?

574
00:22:52,647 --> 00:22:54,648
Remember when
we didn't have kids?

575
00:22:54,649 --> 00:22:56,433
That was nice.

576
00:22:56,434 --> 00:22:58,852
Don't blame me, Mr. "Just the Tip."

577
00:22:58,853 --> 00:23:00,771
(Chuckles)
And twice.

578
00:23:00,772 --> 00:23:02,439
Mm.

579
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,776
I mean, I love 'em and all, but...

580
00:23:05,777 --> 00:23:08,028
How great was it
before they showed up?

581
00:23:08,029 --> 00:23:10,864
Screwing all over the house,

582
00:23:10,865 --> 00:23:13,250
getting on the bike,
riding up the coast.

583
00:23:13,251 --> 00:23:16,253
- It was a different time.
- Mm.

584
00:23:16,254 --> 00:23:18,455
Yeah, you were crazy back then.

585
00:23:18,456 --> 00:23:22,626
Back then, I would probably
put on that rubber dress.

586
00:23:22,627 --> 00:23:23,877
I'm not putting on the rubber dress.

587
00:23:23,878 --> 00:23:25,795
Okay.

588
00:23:28,383 --> 00:23:31,051
Mmm.

589
00:23:31,052 --> 00:23:34,471
I miss this.

590
00:23:34,472 --> 00:23:36,223
Yeah, this is nice.

591
00:23:36,224 --> 00:23:37,641
I meant drinking.

592
00:23:37,642 --> 00:23:39,525
(Chuckles)

593
00:23:42,563 --> 00:23:43,814
God, you're cute.

594
00:23:43,815 --> 00:23:45,732
I forget how cute you are.

595
00:23:45,733 --> 00:23:49,319
Shut up.

596
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,322
What?

597
00:23:52,323 --> 00:23:55,708
I'm not putting on the rubber dress.

598
00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:07,553
Fucking hell.

599
00:24:11,643 --> 00:24:15,929
Come on, let me see.

600
00:24:15,930 --> 00:24:17,764
(Door opens)

601
00:24:17,765 --> 00:24:20,350
Whoa.

602
00:24:20,351 --> 00:24:23,236
That's the best thing to happen
to rubber since tires.

603
00:24:23,237 --> 00:24:25,271
Buy a latex girl a drink?

604
00:24:36,701 --> 00:24:39,752
Oh, fuck.

605
00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:44,174
(Chuckles)

606
00:24:44,175 --> 00:24:46,593
What's funny?

607
00:24:46,594 --> 00:24:49,296
I'm picturing you with Merc.

608
00:24:49,297 --> 00:24:51,465
Why would you want to do that?

609
00:24:51,466 --> 00:24:55,052
Five years? Really?

610
00:24:55,053 --> 00:24:57,888
Yeah, but I'm in my 30s,

611
00:24:57,889 --> 00:25:01,108
so that's not time wasted.

612
00:25:01,109 --> 00:25:02,476
(Both chuckle)

613
00:25:02,477 --> 00:25:04,277
Wow. Okay.

614
00:25:04,278 --> 00:25:05,896
So, Merc...

615
00:25:05,897 --> 00:25:10,567
My ex-husband and I heard a rumor.

616
00:25:10,568 --> 00:25:13,036
Probably true.

617
00:25:13,037 --> 00:25:15,322
- Castor Sotto?
- Mm-hmm.

618
00:25:15,323 --> 00:25:18,375
Ah! What is with you and bosses?

619
00:25:18,376 --> 00:25:21,044
- Have a type, do you?
- (Chuckles)

620
00:25:21,045 --> 00:25:25,382
I think I'm attracted to power.

621
00:25:25,383 --> 00:25:29,386
Also, I may have some father issues.

622
00:25:29,387 --> 00:25:31,838
Self-aware and fucked up.

623
00:25:31,839 --> 00:25:32,839
Pleased to meet you.

624
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,841
(Both laugh)

625
00:25:34,842 --> 00:25:37,844
Okay, why are we only
talking about my shit?

626
00:25:37,845 --> 00:25:40,430
You must have shit.

627
00:25:40,431 --> 00:25:42,682
Oh, I do have some shit.

628
00:25:42,683 --> 00:25:44,017
So?

629
00:25:44,018 --> 00:25:46,820
What's your type?

630
00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:48,021
Are you seeing anybody or...

631
00:25:48,022 --> 00:25:50,741
Was. Ended three months ago.

632
00:25:50,742 --> 00:25:53,944
- Aw.
- It's fine. All good.

633
00:25:53,945 --> 00:25:56,363
Is he anyone I'd know?

634
00:25:56,364 --> 00:25:58,615
- Uh, maybe.
- Mm-hmm?

635
00:25:58,616 --> 00:26:03,335
He's Jennifer Collier
from Channel Three News.

636
00:26:05,790 --> 00:26:08,208
- Ah.
- Mm.

637
00:26:08,209 --> 00:26:11,545
So your type is...

638
00:26:11,546 --> 00:26:13,463
I'd say smart...

639
00:26:13,464 --> 00:26:14,798
(Laughs)

640
00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:17,300
beautiful,

641
00:26:17,301 --> 00:26:21,054
slightly damaged.

642
00:26:21,055 --> 00:26:24,057
You know anyone like that?

643
00:26:24,058 --> 00:26:25,892
Oh...

644
00:26:25,893 --> 00:26:27,526
My.

645
00:26:44,078 --> 00:26:46,129
So...

646
00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:50,083
Maybe not just father issues.

647
00:26:51,935 --> 00:26:54,535
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